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Hillary Clinton: I've Only Collapsed Mysteriously "Twice... That I Can Recall"
Oh really? You don't have the exact number of times you've frightening collapsed without given reason memorized? Twice that you can recall, but maybe you suffered some concussions and you're drawing a blank on others?
As Chris Stirewalt said on Megyn Kelly (though it's kind of obvious), "Clintonian" is in the dictionary for a reason. This formulation -- "twice...that I recall" -- permits her to minimize the number, and yet, if more episodes are disclosed, she can always say, "Well, I guess I just didn't remember those."Cooper asked about Bill Clinton's remark in an interview with Charlie Rose that she has occasionally become dehydrated and gone through episodes like Sunday's, and how many times that has happened before. "I think really only twice that I can recall," Clinton said.I was knocked out by a hit one and a half times my entire life. I know the number. Once, definitely, out on the ground. Second time, fell back on head while skating, I think I was out, but very briefly, and I don't know whether to call it a knockout or a knocked-silly. No "that I recall." One and a half is the number. You kinda remember these things, unless the number is sufficiently large and you lose track. Bill Clinton did in fact note Hillary has mysteriously collapsed before -- but how many times, he could not say. Guess he has to get the story straight with Hillary.
I take--I take vitamins. I--I drink tea, not coffee anymore. I have really stopped drinking diet drinks. Because I found that they gave you a jolt, but they weren’t good over the long run. I used to drink a lot of them. I drink tons of water. Just as much water as I can possibly drink.So who's lying-- Hillary's minions now, or Hillary back then? Trick question: they're all lying, always.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2016 11:18 AM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Beth M at September 13, 2016 11:19 AM (kiy9d)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (O2RFr)
This election, like all, depends on turnout. Scankles will not get that heavy black Obama turnout and that scares her shitless.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (mpXpK)
And what the hell fell out of her pant leg on 9-11?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (U+nHb)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She'll be propped up behind mikes like the dead guy in the Star Trek Nazi planet episode before that happens.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (B+qrE)
Pure sociopathy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (7ZVPa)
Fall boarding a plane, fall fracturing her arm, fall hitting her head/concussion, and...forget the other one.
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma Abedin at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (T9DQN)
Exactly. This explains the David Duke bat signal to her media allies.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: no good deed at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (9nt94)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 11:22 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Seems Legit
..............
That may have been her shoe coming off, as reported.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2016 11:22 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2016 11:23 AM (IWo60)
Posted by: Hotdog at September 13, 2016 11:23 AM (OHyGW)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 11:23 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2016 11:23 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:24 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Roy at September 13, 2016 11:24 AM (VndSC)
That's tactic number two from the Clinton playbook. Make a statement that plays on emotion and then punish anyone who repeats something to the contrary (and truthful or cogently inquisitive) with ad hominems, belittlement and ridicule.
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:25 AM (+YTl9)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 13, 2016 11:25 AM (FYrz1)
...........
I have been arguing that for many months.. nobody likes her. And young blacks will not vote for her in anything approaching the same numbers as they did for the black Messiah.
But just wait.. Scankles must have something up her sleeve to get black voters up in arms about something.. just wait..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2016 11:25 AM (so+oy)
Once by Angelo Moore of Fishbone.
He did a front flip off the stage at the first Lollapalooza. His Doc Martins landed on my nose.
Broke it and knocked me out cold.
I woke up backstage.
Many apologies and a few spliffs later, I was back in the pit.
The second time was in an ill-advised fight.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2016 11:26 AM (IWo60)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:26 AM (1ZOkK)
It has yet to be determined if they will continue to support a *dead* or incapacitated lying narcissistic felon. If she can't use her power and influence to peddle Free Shit per the arrangement, no sale.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2016 11:26 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at September 13, 2016 11:27 AM (V40IZ)
around her. Not a single person around her behaved as if this
was not rehearsed. It was a magical ballet of obfuscation.
==========
That, I think, is the most telling part about yesterday: Not one single person there acted like this was the 1st time.
And no, it's not because "they're professionals."
This is clear video evidence that (1) Everyone around her knows this can happen and (2) Everyone around her has done this before.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 11:27 AM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at September 13, 2016 11:27 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 11:27 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: E-pileptic.com at September 13, 2016 11:27 AM (NF2Bf)
If Hillary has hydrophobia, she might have rabies. I hope she doesn't bite anyone.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 13, 2016 11:27 AM (mBYZv)
Did Hillary really have a seizure because she hates drinking water? In 2008 she claimed she was a Marco Rubio level fan of water.
Maybe she's just Am-fib-ian.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 13, 2016 11:28 AM (kdS6q)
Yeah, BLM and the stupid ass Kraperdick and his and others "protest" of the oppression of people of color...
At least they're trying that...
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 13, 2016 11:28 AM (O2RFr)
Yes, let's elect a mental cripple with neurological issue as our president. You know, so we can have that capable finger on the button or unresponsive to the 2 am phone call.
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:28 AM (+YTl9)
1 who made the decision to slip the Secret Service?
2 who gave the order, not obeyed, for the police to not follow?
3 who gave the order to go to Chelsea's apartment instead of in medical facility?
4 does Hillary know who made any of these decisions? Has she asked? Is she curious? Does she care? Does everyone on her campaign except her have these answers? Would she consider this an acceptable protocol for the president of the United States? Would she repeat this protocol?
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 13, 2016 11:28 AM (Dhoxe)
Posted by: Hotdog
"The most important quality in a president and Commander-in-Chief is steadiness an absolute, rock solid steadiness."
Wanna take a guess who said that?
People expect politicians to lie, but people don't choose weak agents.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2016 11:28 AM (V3IFq)
He's holding off a bit for now, but the press will be more than happy to bury the story, so he'll have to stay engaged to some degree.
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 13, 2016 11:28 AM (V/f/L)
That bothers me. That bothers me a great deal. I find her to be a vile, loathsome human being but she is Chelsea's mother and she does have grandchildren and I would hope that someone, one person in the world, cares about her health for its own sake.
I mean, it would be terribly sad if the karma of the Clintons making everything political and viewing everything through a political lens ends up with the only reason people who are in the Clinton inner circle care about Hillary's health is because it may have a political impact and not for any human compassion.
Karma is quite the bitch, indeed.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:29 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Dr Bewapitis at September 13, 2016 11:29 AM (2Ynt1)
'I don't recall' is part of her anti-perjury reflex.
She's not answering, she's saying she doesn't remember, and, unless you can prove she CAN remember (and how do you do that?), she's not technically lying. All her testimony on all her scandals is an endless stream of 'no memory.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2016 11:29 AM (v9gSJ)
Hillary's condition is probably far worse than even we think, but se's only a few months away from achieving her greatest desire. No way is she dropping out. The DNC will have to take her behind the barn and put her down like Old Yeller before she gives it up.
Posted by: troyriser at September 13, 2016 11:29 AM (CMthJ)
I have no idea how long I was out, but when I came to, then-toddler son said, "Mommy went to sleep."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:29 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2016 11:29 AM (8N8Aa)
Six point swing in the LaTimes poll in ONE day. Trump gains three, Hillary loses three.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:30 AM (ZFUt7)
And what the hell fell out of her pant leg on 9-11?
Posted by: Seems Legit
The earpiece of one of her glasses.
A legit question is when and how did that glass break.
Posted by: ArthurK at September 13, 2016 11:30 AM (h53OH)
Shouldn't we expect more from an aspiring 'leader of the free world'???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 11:30 AM (NOIQH)
with apologies to our fellow "insomniac".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2016 11:30 AM (v5iqM)
He did a front flip off the stage at the first Lollapalooza. His Doc Martins landed on my nose.
Broke it and knocked me out cold.
I woke up backstage.
Many apologies and a few spliffs later, I was back in the pit.
You sir, are a great American.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 13, 2016 11:30 AM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 13, 2016 11:30 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:30 AM (+YTl9)
Byron York recounted a line I hadn't heard for years, that was
originally used to talk about Bill but applies to Her as well: It was
said in Arkansas that Bill would rather climb a tree to tell a lie, than
stand on the ground and tell the truth.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at September 13, 2016 11:27 AM (V40IZ)
The difference is that Bill was an accomplished liar. He could fool the average person. Scankles can not tell any lie that is remotely believable.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (mpXpK)
You mean like candy?
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (6BRKY)
And the chaotic and unscripted blather that comes out of Trump's mouth is some of what appeals to so many people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (7ggEQ)
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (Dhoxe)
The media is not only looking completely in the bag, but also completely bought off. We've know that of course, but it's just odd that it is so blatant. It's like they are telegraphing their intentions and that they have no reservations whatsoever in doing it in broad daylight. And of course the #neverTrump crowd is feeling as sanctimonious and justified as ever.
What an interesting time to be alive (and if they get any more interesting, my bet is it isn't going to be 'interesting' interesting.)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (4ng05)
Trick question: they're all lying, always.
==========================
They call it spin, just like other politicos, but (with the Clinton's) "spin" isn't putting the best face on a set of commonly acknowledged facts, it's inventing a whole fraudulent new set.
Posted by: SCOAMF and his 300 rounds of golf at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (OD2ni)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwuEPoeZxzg
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: General Zod at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)
My one time fainting is much more boring. The first and only time I donated blood, I was running late and hadn't eaten anything that morning. I didn't stay and drink the OJ and eat a donut that they had for people who donated blood. I rushed around all morning and when I went to finally eat. I put my plate down on the table, sat down, and then passed out. It's a really horrible feeling that you get before it happens.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 13, 2016 11:32 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2016 11:32 AM (v9gSJ)
I have two words for you if Hillary Clinton stays in the race...'President Trump'.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:32 AM (ZFUt7)
My ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:32 AM (1ZOkK)
+++
It's more the sunlight glinting off the water
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 13, 2016 11:32 AM (6BRKY)
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at September 13, 2016 11:32 AM (V40IZ)
Well if anyone would know how demons work it would be Slick Willie
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 11:32 AM (493sH)
The LA poll now shows Trump up over 3%, a positive swing for Trump of 4% in just a couple of days.
And there's a lot more bad things for Hillary that can happen between now and November
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2016 11:32 AM (r1fLd)
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 13, 2016 11:32 AM (Dhoxe)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:33 AM (+YTl9)
Posted by: lynndh at September 13, 2016 11:33 AM (DaWUf)
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 11:33 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at September 13, 2016 11:34 AM (voUxQ)
Well, well.... how about an unexpected "leak."?
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 13, 2016 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:34 AM (+YTl9)
IOW Frantically calling every Democrat she knows to line up support. Imagine the threats, bribes, and stupid flattery she is uttering today?
It is all slipping away...
But I hope she stays in. It will make the inevitable fall that much sweeter.
Posted by: rd at September 13, 2016 11:34 AM (zIyYY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2016 11:35 AM (zp+j1)
It's like they are telegraphing their intentions and that they have no reservations whatsoever in doing it in broad daylight. And of course the #neverTrump crowd is feeling as sanctimonious and justified as ever.
Because they're on a jihad and they don't care if you know it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2016 11:35 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 13, 2016 11:35 AM (LdMbv)
This is the ONE thing that might convince the know-nothings. They're too dumb and biased to grasp the enormity of the email scandal, but the thought of a president sitting in a security meeting and having a seizure is scary to people.
I'm thinking this might give some NeverTrumpers and people who are embarrassed to say they are voting for him cover. "Yeah, I still think he's just awful, but we can't have a seriously ill woman in the WH...."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 11:35 AM (u0lmX)
Obsessed, burns desire
Wonder who's lyin' now
One Beast born to run
(Does she have Parkinson's?)
Wonder who's lyin' now
-apologies to Steve Perry
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:35 AM (zu88C)
Let's not forget her heroic feats of strength. It was 900 degrees in New York, just a couple of weeks ago she opened a jar of pickles, and she's attended numerous fund raisers where she's bad mouthed people and collected money. No one could withstand that without getting a little dizzy.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 11:35 AM (493sH)
Was out for several minutes. Awakened to my 2 cats curiously poking their wet noses in my face. Must have wondered why their crazy owner was sleeping on the stairs.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:35 AM (WlGX+)
I think the question is what king of person with those serious ailments would put their life and well being at risk to run for president? What kind of self serving arrogance does that take?
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:36 AM (+YTl9)
Yesterday Real Clear Politics average was Clinton +2.4 BUT if you limit it to just the Likely Voters (exclude Registered Voters) it's Clinton +1.4.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/
president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
Posted by: ArthurK at September 13, 2016 11:36 AM (h53OH)
Posted by: Elijah Cummings at September 13, 2016 11:36 AM (9mTYi)
Weird, I assumed it was because she needed to dry out; not re-hydrate.
** Stolen from a tweet I saw yesterday, couldn't find to steal precisely.
Posted by: gekkobear at September 13, 2016 11:36 AM (kq7Of)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:36 AM (ApE1F)
...........
I have been arguing that for many months.. nobody likes her. And
young blacks will not vote for her in anything approaching the same
numbers as they did for the black Messiah.
But just wait.. Scankles must have something up her sleeve to get black voters up in arms about something.. just wait..
==========
That's what BLM was supposed to do.
2012, Obama had the black vote but he needed numbers from the young--enter Occupy Wall Street.
2016--oh, 'illary has . . . die-hard hacks, lesbians and black women.
Bernie was supposed to bring the youth and BLM the blacks.
BLM ain't working 'cause for every black vote it drives, it loses her 2 white votes--a mob is a difficult thing to control; safer to play with matches in a fireworks factory.
And Bernie gots his and don't need no 'illary no more.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 11:36 AM (e2Rx3)
As I noted in the last thread, she can't give up. Once she stops, the one reason to shovel money at the Clinton foundation dies. They are stuck with her until she actually packs it in.
The question now is, will the clinton types around her be able to ward of the outer dems that want to replace her?That's their only shot now.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 13, 2016 11:36 AM (326rv)
Posted by: The Bubble Boy at September 13, 2016 11:36 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: E.T. at September 13, 2016 11:36 AM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Blackhawk at September 13, 2016 11:37 AM (+Wvn3)
I always thought that the aptly named Cutter is the most vicious hack I've ever seen, and she beat out a lot of competition for that.
Just an awful bitch.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2016 11:37 AM (8N8Aa)
You bob your head up and down
You bark out arf! Arf! Arf!
And then collapse to the ground.
Do the Hillary shrillary
And spin and lie yourself in knots.
That's what it's all about!
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 13, 2016 11:37 AM (mBYZv)
How could they just run somebody else? Would they be a write-in, or could they get someone else on the ballot, automatically, like that?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 13, 2016 11:37 AM (4ng05)
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Hee needs to release them. Just send them to Julian Assange ffs.
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 13, 2016 11:37 AM (Dhoxe)
Posted by: General Zod at September 13, 2016 11:37 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:37 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 11:38 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 13, 2016 11:38 AM (O2RFr)
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 11:33 AM (Enq6K)
President Trump needs to clean house on day one.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 11:38 AM (493sH)
It's a TAX!
Posted by: John Iscariot Roberts at September 13, 2016 11:38 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Hillary *hic* *BANG!* at September 13, 2016 11:38 AM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 13, 2016 11:38 AM (/+/9a)
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at September 13, 2016 11:34 AM (voUxQ)
If one was an enterprising "reporter," one could seek out the little human shield girl from Sunday, find out if she's being tested for pneumonia. Also, Abuela Hillory's grandchild. Is that one being tested for pneumonia?
If not, why not?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 11:38 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 11:38 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 13, 2016 11:39 AM (Dhoxe)
My ass.
Posted by: Jane
--------
Perhaps she was trying to dial 911.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 11:39 AM (9mTYi)
That worries me too....
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 13, 2016 11:39 AM (O2RFr)
Bewildering.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 13, 2016 11:39 AM (6IPEM)
When you put that much thickening agent in the water, it does get heavy.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:40 AM (Bd6VC)
My ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:32 AM (1ZOkK)
I actually kinda sorta believe that.
Perfectly coherent, physically disabled.
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 11:40 AM (DofIg)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:40 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 13, 2016 11:40 AM (O2RFr)
I have a question based on something I read yesterday and that is that a
rumor has been circulating that the DNC will try to run Mooch if
Clinton goes full "Weekend at Bernie's" on us.
How Aristocratic.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 13, 2016 11:40 AM (/+/9a)
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 11:41 AM (/m8T6)
re-election--say on CNN the other night that the only thing Hillary said
wrong was in describing merely "half" of Trump voters as "Deplorable."
Yep, that's the line all of Clinton's supporters are going with.
Thanks to Trump turning it back at them - asking to ID which ones are deplorable and demanding an apology - they keep looking like jerks.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 11:41 AM (NOIQH)
i've been knocked unconcious one time in my life, by a young colt i was riding. and even though i rode him hundreds of times afterwards, i always hated him. stupid colt.
Posted by: concrete girl prepping for winter at September 13, 2016 11:41 AM (EaXB5)
most vicious hack I've ever seen, and she beat out a lot of competition
for that.
Just an awful bitch. Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2016 11:37 AM (8N8Aa)
You're absolutely right. She's horrible. Obama was surrounded by a crowd of soulless golems (Plouffe and Messina are high on the list), but she was among the worst. What a loathesome person.
Posted by: General Zod at September 13, 2016 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: E.T. at September 13, 2016 11:41 AM (c+7Ko)
Is the MFM afraid the deplorables might compare and contrast Trump managing to stand erect in the not-very-warm heat wearing a bulletproof vest with the Rigid, Twitching Witch collapsing?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:41 AM (WlGX+)
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 11:33 AM (Enq6K)
Didn't Chaffetz subpoena the complete FBI files yesterday? Supposedly, Cummins went off about it. He hardly ever does that.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 13, 2016 11:41 AM (4ng05)
That worries me too....
I would be surprised if Trump didn't have a Blackwater level of security around him 24/7.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:41 AM (Bd6VC)
Heads would explode if he did this.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (dKiJG)
Drunk as a skunk, she was. I know, because I've been that drunk before myself. I know what a drunk tumble looks/feels like.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (TOk1P)
I do remember that it happened exactly once.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (mgbwf)
I'm actually cheering for the Clinton crew to hang in there and stave off the challenge. I'm sure Trump, at this point, can beat Hillary. Conformation from the polls will probably take a few days, but I'm sure it's coming.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Matt Damon at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Dang at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (k0G44)
I want to follow up on what Northernlurker said below about how no one
seems to care about Hillary's health from a human standpoint.
That bothers me. That bothers me a great deal.
========
Think about what normal people would have done if someone they know started saying, "I'm not feeling well, I feel like I'm burning up" or other complaints from someone suffering heat exhaustion.
They'd sit her down, get her some shade, get her some water, fan her, help her take off the jacket---in other words, cool her down.
What do they do?
"Stand here. Don't move." No water, no fanning, no shade, no assistance at all.
And then, stuff her in the van like a side of beef. There's no f'ing way I'd drag my 80 year old grandma around like that. It'd be a slow walk at her speed, talking to her the whole time, etc., etc.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (e2Rx3)
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Hee needs to release them. Just send them to Julian Assange ffs."
This is a reason we lose. The Dems would just release and pull a "how dare you try to hide info from the public" stance. Imagine Schumer/Cummings doing it at a press conference. It would work too.
Posted by: The Bubble Boy at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 13, 2016 11:39 AM (Dhoxe)
Just try to power though me, Hill! I double dog dare you!
Posted by: The sidewalk at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (u0lmX)
Now using the "I can't recall" card is the most damaging option whether actually true or not and it is probably actually true this time.
Tell me there's no god and that he doesn't have a marvelous sense of humor.
Best election ever!
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (C+Q5F)
Posted by: E.T.
--
He could just read them in congress while he is exempt from arrest.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (+YTl9)
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (2Mnv1)
They have bungled this so bad - how Clintonian to always go with a lie and cover-up first and then try to parse it out later. Stupid.
Posted by: Cheri at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (oiNtH)
Yesterday Real Clear Politics average was Clinton +2.4 BUT if you limit it to just the Likely Voters (exclude Registered Voters) it's Clinton +1.4.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/
president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
Posted by: ArthurK at September 13, 2016 11:36 AM (h53OH)
Wait a week for the older polls to drop off and newer polls to appear, and for Hillary to drop off again too.
Posted by: rd at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (zIyYY)
Somebody had to call Prop Girl and make the arrangements.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (WlGX+)
The only other hallucination I'd ever had was of a few leprechaun-like creatures on the side of a brick building at Ft. Leonard Wood, Missouri, in early July, while standing for an hour in class-As (dress uniform). Not pot, no shrooms, not acid ever made me hallucinate like that.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (dZ756)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 13, 201
Yes and a subpoena for Her IT guy but he refused to testify...
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 13, 2016 11:43 AM (O2RFr)
How many emergency calls did NYC get for people needing emergency assistance because of the heat on Sunday morning? Other than Clinton.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2016 11:43 AM (lKyWE)
Pence needs to obliterate Tim Kaine.
The Democrats could Torecelli the election all they wanted, and we'd still have a veto-proof House and Senate.
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 11:43 AM (DofIg)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 13, 2016 11:37 AM
*****
I heard a clip of Cokie Roberts talking about this on NPR. No idea if she is correct, but she said that the delegates from the convention would convene and vote among themselves for a replacement.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 13, 2016 11:43 AM (6IPEM)
The shittier she does, the more the MFM will blame her recent illness, and Trump for picking on a cripple.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 13, 2016 11:43 AM (gyKtp)
Reminder: Reagan got shot in the chest. With a collapsed lung and a bullet an inch from his heart he still needed less help than Hillary to get in a car.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (LdMbv)
Blood sacrifices in the service of the Prince of Lies? Yeah, that sounds about right.
Posted by: V the K at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (O7MnT)
Biden would then be the SELECTED President, not the ELECTED by the People President the Democrats claimed Gore was.
If we start that chatter what will that do? Think on it. Discuss.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (ApE1F)
Posted by: The Bubble Boy at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (OD2ni)
Yeah, instead the GOP does "tsk tsk..." bitches a bit on the Sunday news shows and retreats like Brave Sir Robin.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (u0lmX)
Go ahead and try to run someone who has never held elective office nor held a real job, managed people, ran a business and made payroll.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (Bd6VC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (8N8Aa)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean"
I assume you are being sarcastic. Cummings goes off when a Repub says Good Morning to a Dem witness.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (OD2ni)
Like the overheating story - that was canon until the video came out, showed something was more serious, so the story evolved to her being sicker than overheating - pneumonia, which we all know makes you pretty sick but is temporary and overcomeable.
AS FAR AS YOU KNOW - that is true. You don't have her chest x-rays, do you? Until those come out, that will be the story.
The only real deviation from this standard is Hillary openly defying what we do actually know about her email Which says it must be pretty serious.
Also, here is the thing - we have multiple instances of Clinton stories iteratively inching toward the truth. You know that they start with a bold faced lie and then start getting closer until they reach the truth, asymptotically, I guess. But do you know where you are on the trendline? You alreayd know they lied to you before, how do you know they have stopped lying?
Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2016 11:45 AM (tewYv)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:45 AM (zu88C)
___________________
The always contemptible Bill Maher reportedly "joked" the other night that John Hinckley should kill Trump.
They're already trying to inspire the crazies to do their bidding.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2016 11:45 AM (NnYnv)
==========================
I wouldn't risk jail for something so trivial, if I were you Senator.
Posted by: Dean Baquet at September 13, 2016 11:45 AM (/m8T6)
CNN talks about Hillary's repugnant rape-aquittal case. Remarkable considering the source.
Mike Pence changed his twitter handle to Deplorable Mike Pence.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2016 11:45 AM (VdICR)
release them to the public it would be 'earth shattering'. He's being
told by the FBI....got that, the FBI is telling SENATOR Grassley....he
cannot release the information in the unclassified e-mails. Grassley is
fighting it.
=====
Real fight or pretend fight?
'Cause real fight would be reading it on the Senate floor = absolute immunity.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 11:45 AM (e2Rx3)
Close event number two. Early in taking martial arts, I was stand up grappling and started to hear a buzzing sound, it got gradually louder and I started to get light headed, I said something and my opponent disengaged and told me "you're supposed to tap out". I had never been choked out before and didn't know what it felt like. He had me in a standing (face to face) choke which I did not know was possible at the time. It is especially with good positioning of my arm and his head. It made a very strong impression on my - how very much right before loc it is very much like being very very drunk.
Which might explain why these things really don't impress Hillary.
Posted by: simplemind at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (C6xeQ)
Overly educated, none-too-bright women are exactly the demo this kind of flattery and virtue signaling works on.
Posted by: V the K at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (O7MnT)
It's a safety thing for, like putting on your seatbelt in the car.
Posted by: Meremortal, ride to the sound of the guns. at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (+YTl9)
Motorcycle and being rolled down the flight deck by an F-8 exaust in my case, but same result.
Corn rows going horizontally at 50 mph was a bit different.
Didn't affect me a bit, as I recall
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (DofIg)
Posted by: missouri leprechaun at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (NOIQH)
I've seen it happen to people with brain trauma.
Clearly, VERY qualified to be President.
Posted by: deadrody at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (W15tP)
I do remember that it happened exactly once.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (mgbwf)
Oh Lord. I'm glad you're still with us.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:47 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: E.T.
--
He could just read them in congress while he is exempt from arrest.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (7ZVPa)
Is Grassley running this year? Consider the possibility he doesn't have jack squat.
Frankly, I have no interest in hearing a politician say "if only they would LET me, I would release information to save the country from evil Hillory!"
Do it or don't, but shut up about it already.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 11:47 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (OD2ni)
Dripping, I think they call it.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 13, 2016 11:47 AM (4ng05)
Heads would explode if he did this.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (dKiJG)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS X1,000
But wait two weeks please?!?
Posted by: rd at September 13, 2016 11:47 AM (zIyYY)
I imagine Drudge is saving it for use later.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:47 AM (ZFUt7)
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 11:33 AM (Enq6K)
If they're unclassified, why can't they be released?
Even better, have him read them from the floor of the Senate.
Senatorial immunity is a helluva thing, right, Searchlight Strangler?
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)
You can live for many years with Parkinson's (my dad lived to be 90), but having it is disqualifying for the presidency because you often have "bad days" where you can hardly function.
Posted by: Pluskat's Dog at September 13, 2016 11:48 AM (iVgJh)
Posted by: no good deed at September 13, 2016 11:48 AM (9nt94)
Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 11:48 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM
******
The way they handled her was really startling. I mean they literally seemed to throw her face down into the van. Maybe that was just haste to get away fast and get her out of sight, but it was disturbing to see how no one showed any of the normal signs of concern and care one would expect when dealing with another human being.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 13, 2016 11:48 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (8N8Aa)
You mean getting mediocre grades as an English or marketing major doesn't make you smart? At least it can get you all huffy about being college educated and that they think because they have that degree they are super smart. (referencing a number of idiots I've worked with)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 11:48 AM (493sH)
Elizabeth Warren was a Senator running for president. Geraldine Ferraro was a Vice Presidential candidate. How many times did these women pass out on the campaign trail?
Maybe, just maybe, Queen in Waiting Hillary has a serious medical issue which means she can't do things normal women do.
Also, if she "works so very, very hard" that passing out is natural, doesn't that signify she has bad judgement? Like a drunk who says he can have X amount of drinks and still be safe to drive?
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 13, 2016 11:49 AM (tvyXw)
curiously poking their wet noses in my face. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Damn, you're okay? Well, when you do die, and you will, please leave your mouth open - we can't wait to eat the tongue out of your mouth bowl.
Posted by: Your 2 Cats at September 13, 2016 11:49 AM (k0G44)
Overly educated, none-too-bright women are exactly the demo this kind of flattery and virtue signaling works on.
Posted by: V the K at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (O7MnT)
*furiously scribbles notes*
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:49 AM (0mRoj)
Same thing happened to My Nieces husband.. He has a history of seizures from a bad concussion in His youth... Totaled his car but he's okay.... Can't drive now though...
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 13, 2016 11:49 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Zombie Dr. Leonard McCoy being asked to examine Hillary at September 13, 2016 11:49 AM (pERRc)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:49 AM (+YTl9)
Yes, I know, my glee is deplorable.
Posted by: Decaf at September 13, 2016 11:49 AM (L6DIn)
Yep, that's the line all of Clinton's supporters are going with.
Thanks to Trump turning it back at them - asking to ID which ones are deplorable and demanding an apology - they keep looking like jerks.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 11:41 AM (NOIQH)
Except for that idiocy with Pence and David Duke. Yes, you can say David Duke is "deplorable". The soundbite the media wanted and got was Pence refusing to dismiss Duke on Hillary's terms, but Pence could have shoehorned in that no one, not even Duke's voter, is "irredeemable". That would have given the media the impossible choice of reporting Pence said that, too, or making it go away.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at September 13, 2016 11:49 AM (V40IZ)
Plenty of material to work with.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 13, 2016 11:49 AM (t06LC)
There is a picture now, the brit press has it, of Hillary walking, hand
across heart while her personal physician is taking her pulse (at the
9/11 event).
I imagine Drudge is saving it for use later.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative
but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:47 AM (ZFUt7)
That pic has been everywhere since Sunday.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 11:50 AM (Enq6K)
Free tampons!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:50 AM (Bd6VC)
Heads would explode if he did this.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (dKiJG)
Trump should have sent her flowers with a get well card. More than her husband did. BTW did Slick Willie even visit her?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 11:50 AM (493sH)
The shittier she does, the more the MFM will blame her recent illness, and Trump for picking on a cripple.
Exactly. If Killary simply manages to last an hour without toppling over or spitting up green goo, they'll say she clobbered Trump. Lowered Expectations.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:50 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2016 11:50 AM (ODxAs)
if I missed someone let me know
#AoSHQ
@weirddave @hrothgar @gt50 @qoheleth @gingy @TCS @SMcEvil
@McGem @Warspite @sftf @MamaAJ @NiedsDeadHorse @VIA
@duncan @pookysgirl @oneofmanysues @dcright @superversive
@joncelli @baconjeff @TheBeth @OverlordSkrotim @erowell
@geezer_der_mensch @Kraypoe
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 13, 2016 11:50 AM (Om16U)
You said human being so....
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 13, 2016 11:50 AM (O2RFr)
Oh, now that would just be perfect. I have a friend who gave me these emails...Jiu Jitsuing Reid would just be fantastic.
Posted by: no good deed at September 13, 2016 11:50 AM (9nt94)
I've only bumped off two people...that I recall. Could be more, could be less.
Posted by: Hillary Cankles Klinton at September 13, 2016 11:50 AM (C+Q5F)
He is the guy that first put out the over heated story.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable at September 13, 2016 11:50 AM (B9Zoe)
Overly educated, none-too-bright women are exactly the demo this kind of flattery and virtue signaling works on.
*furiously scribbles notes*
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Trump should stage a "Free Cute Shoes Giveaway" in swing states November 4th.
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:51 AM (zu88C)
Grassley....he cannot release the information in the unclassified
e-mails. Grassley is fighting it.>>>
He should just load them on a Blackberry and lose it at some predetermined dead drop. The FBI didn't seem to mind when Hillary did that.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (P/aDH)
"I'm with Hearse".
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T
I'm liking Ignoramus at #1 above with Deplorubus unum!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (v9gSJ)
Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong!!
Posted by: Lizzy
Yes. Yes it is.
Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (Bd6VC)
mean they literally seemed to throw her face down into the van. Maybe
that was just haste to get away fast and get her out of sight, but it
was disturbing to see how no one showed any of the normal signs of
concern and care one would expect when dealing with another human being.
Posted by: L, Elle
They've probably been threatened numerous time that the top priority is getting her out of sight. Hillary is so mean and nasty they probably enjoyed tossing her around like that. She's probably pretty sore and bruised up. Good, I say.
Posted by: Dang at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (k0G44)
Biden would then be the SELECTED President, not the ELECTED by the People President the Democrats claimed Gore was.
If we start that chatter what will that do? Think on it. Discuss.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (ApE1F)
No, you will be saying President Tim Kaine (or however you spell his name?)
Posted by: rd at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (zIyYY)
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The whole time.
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (u0lmX)
@weirddave @hrothgar @gt50 @qoheleth @gingy @TCS @SMcEvil
@McGem @Warspite @sftf @MamaAJ @NiedsDeadHorse @VIA
@duncan @pookysgirl @oneofmanysues @dcright @superversive
@joncelli @baconjeff @TheBeth @OverlordSkrotim @erowell
@geezer_der_mensch @Kraypoe
@leprechaun_SFG_serial_killer
Posted by: missouri leprechaun at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 13, 2016 11:48 AM (6IPEM)
Well, lizard people aren't people.
I'd almost feel pity for Hillary if she hadn't made this bed and want the rest of us to lie down in it with her.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 13, 2016 11:53 AM (t06LC)
First I saw it was this morning.
Here's the link...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/13/02/
3845483900000578-3786445-ima
ge-a-42_1473730071405.jpg
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:53 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 11:46 AM (NOIQH)
Guy had a grand mal seizure in the middle of class when I was in law school. He shattered his forearm when his arm hit the desk. It was terrifying to watch and I can still hear the crack when his arm broke.
I think I've mentioned before that during a terrible migraine I came to wedged between the tub and the toilet and I finally figured out that I threw up so violently that I slammed my head on the rim of the toilet and knocked myself out.
That wasn't frightening in the slightest.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:53 AM (mf5HN)
In normal circumstances, sure, but if Pence bought into Hillary's premise that some, any, Trump supporters were specifically "deplorable" it would be a Clinton victory.
MSM headline: Pence agrees some of Trump's supporters are deplorable!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 11:53 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 13, 2016 11:53 AM (Om16U)
My best hallucination wasn't one. We had been tripping all night and at dawn we were walking through an alley. (Alleys in State College PA are not dangerous places).
Out of the morning mist arose four gorgeous black girls in matching purple dresses singing gospel.
Thirty years later I asked my buddy if that actually happened and he said it did.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 11:53 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2016 11:53 AM (oqkO3)
Grassley....he cannot release the information in the unclassified
e-mails. Grassley is fighting it.>>>
He should just load them on a Blackberry and lose it at some predetermined dead drop. The FBI didn't seem to mind when Hillary did that.
If they are unclassified, then they are the public's business.
Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:54 AM (Bd6VC)
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 11:54 AM (DofIg)
The Iowa Republican, who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee,
said Monday the FBI is keeping a "vice grip" on what information can be
shared publicly about its probe into the Democratic presidential
nominee."The FBI improperly bundled these
unclassified reports with a small amount of classified information, and
told the Senate to treat it all as if it were classified," Grassley
said, adding that Americans have "only a very narrow slice of the
facts."Grassley's comments on the Senate floor
come after he sent a letter last monthformally requesting that the
Senate's security director provide unclassified portions of the FBI
files to his committee's staff. The request could undercut restrictions
placed on the materials by the FBI, which has tried to limit who has
access to the files.
http://tinyurl.com/jyn7nke
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 11:54 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Bob Dole - Railing failed, he fell ~3 feet to the pavement, bruised his eye. Got up, dusted himself off, got back on the platform.
Then, there's Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 11:54 AM (9mTYi)
Can't explain why, but she does.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2016 11:55 AM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: deplorable
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I back Hillary 1000%!
Posted by: Tim Kaine at September 13, 2016 11:55 AM (9mTYi)
mean they literally seemed to throw her face down into the van. Maybe
that was just haste to get away fast and get her out of sight, but it
was disturbing to see how no one showed any of the normal signs of
concern and care one would expect when dealing with another human being.
This.
You really get a sense this is not about a person. It's about achieving political goals at any cost. With people like this there are no limits or boundaries. Just conquest. No matter who it hurts or kills.
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:55 AM (+YTl9)
Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong!!
Posted by: Lizzy
Yes. Yes it is.
Posted by: Deplorable rickb223
Yup!
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 13, 2016 11:55 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2016 11:56 AM (xVuS6)
They may have an FOUO marking. Dunno.
Posted by: General Zod at September 13, 2016 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)
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No way! I don't want to have anything at all in common with that POS. Deplorable is taken. He will have to find his own damn adjective.
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 11:56 AM (/m8T6)
Fucking infowars. And fucking Matt Drudge for continuing to link to those click-bait imbeciles.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2016 11:56 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:56 AM (ApE1F)
Posted by: IC at September 13, 2016 11:56 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (TQxRy)
Hillary has a featured piece in a magazine this month...
Women's Health...
and no... I'm not kidding...
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (B9Zoe)
Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (4+VII)
I am going to go out on a limb and bet I have shat more often and Grammy H's support team's well oiled response drill says she most certainly doesn't recall with clarity the episodes that have necessitated the response drill.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (SzZnW)
(it was supposed to be, "look at all those horrible people supporting Trump)
Next week is: ???
Week after: Debate
Who do you think is going to set the narrative for next week?
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (e2Rx3)
Ha. I've had a similar experience.
Driving through the Az. Desert, just outside of Yuma.
My buddy and I still don't talk about what we both saw.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (IWo60)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (v9gSJ)
Yeah, pretty fucking ambiguous.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (LdMbv)
They may have an FOUO marking. Dunno.
Posted by: General Zod at September 13, 2016 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)
Read them from the floor of the Senate. I'm dead serious about this.
You want to know why I and many others do not care if the GOP goes on the dust heap of history? Because those in the GOP refuse to play hardball.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (mf5HN)
The PERFECT thing would be Kaine dropping out now like Eagleton did back with George McGovern. Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 11:54 AM (DofIg)
That would be a sweet breakup. "Yeah, about our partnership? It's not me, it's you."
Posted by: General Zod at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Yikes!
Been lucky that the few times I've fainted it was a soft landing.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 11:58 AM (NOIQH)
So far they're getting away with it. It really is grotesque though, because she can only cheat death for so long. When the grim reaper strikes, it won't matter how many witches from her coven are there to prop her up. We'll have a big, big state funeral for the first dead female president and whoop-Dee-do!
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2016 11:58 AM (2Mnv1)
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Drudge's back is against the wall. The DrudgeReport will last about 25 seconds into a Hillary Clinton regime.
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:58 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Shallow Grave at September 13, 2016 11:58 AM (27KAF)
My body literally traveled unconscious across the bathroom into the tub.
No, that wasn't frightening at all. After the skills of a great plastic surgeon, I don't have a scar, but I was two years getting over tooth pain due to the broken cheekbone.
Doctor told me it's more common for men to pass out at night after peeing. Said he always advises his male patients to sit to pee at night, and never, ever, stand up quickly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:58 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:58 AM (ApE1F)
The communists in the Democrat party feel they are >-< that close to their goals....
if people of those beliefs can(and have) killed hundreds of millions what does one idiot's comfort or dignity matter?
Posted by: sven10077 at September 13, 2016 11:58 AM (SzZnW)
Women's Health...
and no... I'm not kidding...
Posted by: Don
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Hey, after Debbie Wasserman Schultz on the cover of Vogue as a fashion plate, I'd believe anything.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 11:58 AM (9mTYi)
a creature of splendid glory or one of unspeakable horror."
Can't explain why, but she does.
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When I think of Hillary, I think of the disembodied head kept alive in the jar in his book "That Hideous Strength."
/maybe we're both right?
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 13, 2016 11:59 AM (tvyXw)
Nah, it is obvious she is actually ill, there is no discrediting it. It will get worse.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2016 11:59 AM (ODxAs)
the dust heap of history? Because those in the GOP refuse to play
hardball.
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Why, whatever due you mean?
Posted by: Miffed Romney at September 13, 2016 11:59 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Goomba 'tequila lime Jerkey in the cooker' at September 13, 2016 11:59 AM (pERRc)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:55 AM (+YTl9)
You've summed it up perfectly.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 11:59 AM (u0lmX)
In the future you'll see shots of her moving around like the nun in the Blues Brothers movie. They'll put a creeper under her, which the media will cut out of all videos/photos.
Posted by: Meremortal, ride to the sound of the guns. at September 13, 2016 11:59 AM (3myMJ)
mean they literally seemed to throw her face down into the van. Maybe
that was just haste to get away fast and get her out of sight, but it
was disturbing to see how no one showed any of the normal signs of
concern and care one would expect when dealing with another human being.
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If it was a grand mal seizure, those usually are in two phases - stiffen then drop to the ground, then phase two you jerk and spasm.
They may have wanted to get her out of sight before the flopping around happened.
Ain't no coming back from that politically.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 13, 2016 11:59 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:00 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 13, 2016 12:00 PM (qf6WZ)
Proof positive the GOPe is starting to maybe get a small inkling their time is coming to an end. I would say either way, win or lose, but OK foolish losers, blame it on Trump if you want.
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 12:00 PM (/m8T6)
George Will used to tell a story about attending a White House function late in Reagan's second term: Will went striding over to shake Reagan's hand and tripped over something. As he went sprawling full force into the President, Will was thinking "My God, I'm about to knock the President of the United States to the ground!"
But Reagan didn't even stagger a bit as he caught Will in his arts, stood him upright and the two had a chuckle over it.
Will said "Running into Reagan was like running into an oak tree."
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 12:00 PM (WlGX+)
And the answer to that is to run bogus stories of Clinton's health problems when we could be talking about real ones?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2016 12:00 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: V the K at September 13, 2016 12:00 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Also, your aim can be, well, piss-poor, at 4:00 a.m.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 12:00 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:01 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 12:01 PM (WlGX+)
"I used to be Deployable"
Now I am Deplorable
Vets for Trump!
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Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 13, 2016 12:01 PM (Bd6VC)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 13, 2016 12:01 PM (aW5/6)
I have the feeling that the highest reaches of the DNC have known about her medical problems for years.
Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 13, 2016 11:57 AM (4+VII)
So has the RNC
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2016 12:01 PM (lKyWE)
I need a T shirt...
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Now I am Deplorable
Vets for Trump!
I need an XL.
Two of them if you can swing it, please.
Posted by: Deplorable VIA Previously Deployable) at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (J+eG2)
Hillary makes me think of this C.S. Lewis quote: "Each day we are become
a creature of splendid glory or one of unspeakable horror."
Can't explain why, but she does.
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When I think of Hillary, I think of the disembodied head kept alive in the jar in his book "That Hideous Strength."
/maybe we're both right?
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 13, 2016 11:59 AM (tvyXw)And the way she was stumbling to the van reminds me of the guy who was going to become the next disembodied head.
Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (xVuS6)
The "she's getting a neurological test in this picture" story IS bogus and HAS BEEN debunked.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (ApE1F)
It just happens to be diluted with 5 parts scotch
Posted by: McCool
_________
That is a complete lie! It's 8 parts.
Posted by: DistHillary at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:55 AM (+YTl9)
You've summed it up perfectly.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time)
Yes. They read Machiavelli and took it to heart. Now throw in a little Marx and here we are today.
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (r65B3)
Fucking infowars. And fucking Matt Drudge for continuing to link to those click-bait imbeciles.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2016 11:56 AM (S2VsH)
Fake but accurate.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (dKiJG)
Now where are those grandkids of mine, come kiss NaNa on my contagion-loaded lips..."
Seriously, what kind of monster would do that to their grandkids?
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (hAFla)
"I used to be Deployable"
Now I am Deplorable
Vets for Trump!
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 13, 2016 12:00 PM (qf6WZ)
Love it!
Cafe press or zazzle.
I'll make one for you if you like.
What fonts do you like?
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (Om16U)
Karma is quite the bitch, indeed.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:29 AM (mf5HN)
About the only possible upsides to having such an evil bitch for a Granny is expensive birthday presents and the expectation of a plum inheritance when Satan claims her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (oqkO3)
*wink*
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (XkVXQ)
I don't have a history of seizures. I got off onto the grass median and got out of the car before I passed out.
Doctors had no explanation. Basically, if it happens again you have epilepsy, if it doesn't it's just a thing that happened.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Hill-Man at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (H9MG5)
In fact she invited us to the bar next door after work. If I had been single.....
Posted by: Goomba 'tequila lime Jerkey in the cooker' at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM (pERRc)
"Just?"??
Posted by: Chris Cilizza at September 13, 2016 12:03 PM (NOIQH)
two phases - stiffen then drop to the ground, then phase two you jerk
and spasm.
They may have wanted to get her out of sight before the flopping around happened.
Ain't no coming back from that politically.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom
Someone, please block the van from getting to her next time. Fake a fall, something.
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:03 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable
And let's face it, girls. It's all about the shoes.
Posted by: Cait Jenner at September 13, 2016 12:03 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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Not excusing. Just offering an explanation.
Drudge breaking the Lewinsky story put him on the top of the enemies list.
He is all in for Trump because he doesn't want to end up like That Awful Internet Video Maker living in a box, or worse like Vince Foster.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:04 PM (zu88C)
They may have wanted to get her out of sight before the flopping around happened.
As I said last thread:
Re-watch the video. She was already planking when the van rolled up. She looked like a 2x4 leaned up against that bollard. It wasn't until she started moving that she looked like she'd been pole-axed.
Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 13, 2016 12:04 PM (Bd6VC)
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They were ready for this, and must have had a mattress-like pad on the floor.
This goes to my theory: the only way the SS would have broken protocol and skipped the required hospital stop is if they were well aware that all necessary medical equipment and medicines were already pre-positioned at Chelsea's apartment.
The campaign wasn't surprised by this event, and neither were her bodyguards and entourage.
This has happened before in this campaign, but nobody was there to video the event.
The press is still trying to minimize the facts, and taking up their "believe me or your lying eyes" messaging.
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 12:04 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (Dhoxe)
As soon as they got her in the van, and out of sight of onlookers, they probably juiced her up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2016 12:05 PM (oqkO3)
The one that inexplicably happened to have a complete medical lab in the basement.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 12:05 PM (WlGX+)
The biggest thing that happens is you start falling. A lot. Completely randomly. Just whoops, you've fallen again.
It eventually progresses to dementia, but can be treated with a brain shunt. Although that's not perfect either. My grandma had the shunt but then fell a year or so later, hit the shunt, and then had a TBI.
I loved my Grammy dearly, but she very clearly shouldn't have been president in that condition.
Posted by: Lauren at September 13, 2016 12:05 PM (vkg52)
Posted by: V the K at September 13, 2016 12:00 PM
*****
Wait, wut?
You're saying you passed out having sex but managed to complete the act???
Posted by: L, Elle at September 13, 2016 12:06 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (u0lmX)
I think it went well, Donna, thanks for asking. The trouble is you never really know if it went well until they either call with the job offer or to let you know they went with somebody else. Hopefully I'll know in a few weeks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 13, 2016 12:06 PM (0mRoj)
It's possible that in 2008 she didn't yet have (or at least hadn't yet developed symptoms of) Parkinsons/dementia and thus could drink normally without fear of aspiration pneumonia.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 13, 2016 12:06 PM (KUTP5)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:55 AM (+YTl9)
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Any mask of civility, legality, or concern for The Republic, has been stripped away. This about the power of The Party. I mean that in Stalinesque terms.
Were I suddenly to acquire Kingly powers, the heads of most media executives would be on pikes
in front of the WH.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 12:06 PM (9mTYi)
I don't think Kaine has even been campaigning independently so there are not even any youtube videos of him saying what he thinks the Clinton/Kaine team should do in office AFAIK. I can only hope that the "who the hell is Tim Kaine" scares or could be made to scare the would be Hillary voters also.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 13, 2016 12:06 PM (Jen0I)
Orange juice and sugar fixed me right up.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 12:06 PM (u0lmX)
https://tinyurl.com/h2yndns
It has all been an act.
When people think of the term 'political theater' they naturally assume some hyperbole. If anything, it is grossly understated.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 13, 2016 12:06 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:07 PM (0mRoj)
Heh. How awesome would it have been if they'd left her propped up like a plank against the bollard and let the press have at her.
Oh, man. I'm dyin' just picturing it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 12:07 PM (WlGX+)
Only a few thousand times...that I can recall.
Btw...anyone seen my sasquach socks?
Posted by: Goomba 'tequila lime Jerkey in the cooker' at September 13, 2016 12:07 PM (pERRc)
About everyone knowing and the ballet. Here is a good account by a former SS agent who was on the Clinton detail.
http://tinyurl.com/jms98f6
Posted by: gracepc at September 13, 2016 12:07 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 12:08 PM (ApE1F)
I think I would recall passing out without alcohol being involved.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at September 13, 2016 12:08 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 13, 2016 12:08 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2016 12:08 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Lauren at September 13, 2016 12:08 PM (vkg52)
Good to hear. I hope it works out for you.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 12:08 PM (u0lmX)
To all dumbshits nation-wide: please shut up until after the election. Just put a sock in it.
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 12:09 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Cait Jenner
To me that part of the story, that she lost a shoe, was the most politically damaging in her base demographic. I don't care how drunk you get a woman, how messed, she never loses control of her shoes.
I could imagine tens of millions of female Hillary supporters saying, 'Damn, she lost a shoe? Bitch be fucked up'.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:09 PM (ZFUt7)
say that she fought the good fight, I really didn't want to win this way
and I really hope she recovers, I am praying for Hillary's health.
Heads would explode if he did this.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (dKiJG)
This! When Trump shows up alone to the first debate. Then 90 minutes of answering policy questions. Then a prayer for Hillary by a rabbi.
Posted by: Lester at September 13, 2016 12:09 PM (8USec)
R/C aircraft flying clubs.
It flies.
It Crashes
You walk out, grab it up, and throw it on the bench for repairs.
Posted by: Deplorable VIA ( Previously Deployable) at September 13, 2016 12:09 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:10 PM (0mRoj)
Wait, wut?
You're saying you passed out having sex but managed to complete the act???
Posted by: L, Elle at September 13, 2016 12:06 PM (6IPEM)
Why do SJW's pass out during sex? They can't stand seeing a guy have a good time.
Posted by: Goomba 'tequila lime Jerkey in the cooker' at September 13, 2016 12:10 PM (pERRc)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 13, 2016 12:10 PM (wtvvX)
All I remember is waking up in a pew with a bunch of nuns looking over me.
Oh wait....this explains the life long nightmares.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 12:10 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 12:10 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 12:08 PM (u0lmX)
Thanks! I really need to resuscitate my career...
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: DistHillary at September 13, 2016 12:10 PM (57K5j)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwuEPoeZxzg
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:31 AM (WlGX+)
That, I could believe, was just tripping over the threshold of the door. Mind you, if she has Parkinson's, which I have yet to be convinced of, she would be much more at risk of tripping because of the shuffling gait. But a Parkinson's patient would have a hard time climbing those stairs, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2016 12:11 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Obama at September 13, 2016 12:11 PM (euO4K)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 13, 2016 12:11 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 13, 2016 12:11 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 13, 2016 12:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Julius Ceasar at September 13, 2016 12:12 PM (mgbwf)
I don't remember blacking out, but I remember coming out of it and thinking I was in the middle of a wet dream (with lots of sparkly auras all around my field of vision) and then realizing, it wasn't a wet dream, I was very much in the middle of things and it took my mind some time to synch up with where I was, what I was doing, and who I was with. I have never told my counterpart in the subject incident about this.
Posted by: V the K at September 13, 2016 12:12 PM (O7MnT)
Oh, man...I remember that backwards running shit. What exactly was that supposed to teach us, unless we were planning a career as a defensive back?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 12:12 PM (WlGX+)
WTFF.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 12:12 PM (9mTYi)
You were lucky Senator, that this happened in a place run by my brother Fredo.
Posted by: Tom Hagen at September 13, 2016 12:13 PM (8ZskC)
Fredo Admin is the most Transparent Ever
Yet none of these geniuses can remember a thing and everyone takes the 5th or get's immunity?
Go figure
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2016 12:13 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 13, 2016 12:13 PM (nFdGS)
This count also doesn't include multiple recent instances of what appear to be seizures.
Is Trump tasteless enough to put together an attack ad based on this?
Posted by: looking closely at September 13, 2016 12:13 PM (ji45d)
Posted by: rd at September 13, 2016 11:52 AM (zIyYY)
21 States have laws saying the Electors must vote for who is on the ballot...
Almost all States have a date past which the Ballot can not be changed, Calif is 68 days before the election for example.
There are actually 2 separate elections going as far as the electoral college is concerned, 1 for President, 1 for VP... two separate ballots.
There is NO provision (at least in Calif) for a candidate dropping out to be replaced, once the ballot is set... even by the VP...
Thus... at least here... the Electors are only supposed to be able to vote for Hillary for Pres, Kaine for VP....
But once those votes get to the House of Reps... the PRESIDENTIAL ballot votes get thrown out... as she is no longer running (dropped out)... they do not flip to Kaine... who is only running for VP.
Now, that's the way it should work by current Law... how it all plays out once the courts gets involved.... well.... ITS A TAX!
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 13, 2016 12:13 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Lester
No! No rabbis. *twitches violently* Must be a female shaman. *sharts* Dressed in tampons... *holds nose*
Posted by: H-ill-ary Clinton at September 13, 2016 12:13 PM (k0G44)
Is there ANY doubt, at this point, that Lindsey Graham is nothing but a
DC Democrat who pretends to be a Republican once every 6 years for money
and votes? Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2016 12:08 PM (S2VsH)
The U.S. Senate's first elected lesbian. The Palmetto State should be so proud.
Posted by: General Zod at September 13, 2016 12:13 PM (Bdeb0)
Oh, man...I remember that backwards running shit. What exactly was that supposed to teach us, unless we were planning a career as a defensive back?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 12:12 PM (WlGX+)
I haven't the slightest idea. Maybe PE coaches just like watching little kids look like idiots.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:13 PM (0mRoj)
@brothercavil
Also, are N00d calls no longer a thing? >
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 12:13 PM (9krrF)
Don't lock your knees. Had a buddy do that while we were standing Honor Guard at a funeral.
They told us to NOT stand at attention with knees locked.
Sure enough, he did. I watched in slow motion as he started down and bounced off the casket.
Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 13, 2016 12:14 PM (Bd6VC)
And, don't forger, she said we are irredeemable too.
So what happens if Clinton wins?
Do we get rounded up?
Arrested?
Sent to camps? Re-education centers?
Ignored?
Forced to watch The View every day?
I'd really like to be able to plan ahead you know.
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 13, 2016 12:14 PM (r65B3)
When: half a day after childbirth, I was determined to take a shower. Passed out on the way back to my bed.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 12:14 PM (Om16U)
So deplorable though near or far
Like a song of love that clings to me
How the thought of you does things to me
Never before has someone been more
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2016 12:15 PM (zp+j1)
And he nicely says that she was a demon bitch to work for.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 13, 2016 12:15 PM (+/4UG)
I don't remember blacking out, but I remember coming out of it and thinking I was in the middle of a wet dream (with lots of sparkly auras all around my field of vision) and then realizing, it wasn't a wet dream, I was very much in the middle of things and it took my mind some time to synch up with where I was, what I was doing, and who I was with. I have never told my counterpart in the subject incident about this.
Posted by: V the K at September 13, 2016 12:12 PM (O7MnT)
lol. Incredible story!
So you had trouble figuring out if you were cumming or going? *rimshot*
Posted by: Goomba 'tequila lime Jerkey in the cooker' at September 13, 2016 12:15 PM (pERRc)
Grey Goose 100 proof IV drip
Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2016 12:16 PM (TQxRy)
Love it!
Cafe press or zazzle.
I'll make one for you if you like.
What fonts do you like?
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 13, 2016 12:02 PM
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Next step:
Any morons who are active on veterans sites? If yes, once the Deployable/ Deplorable shirt is made, maybe you could mention it on those forums!
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 13, 2016 12:16 PM (tvyXw)
What happens in the electoral college happens. The states can try to bind the actions of electors, but in truth, they have no power over a constitutionally mandated Federal process.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2016 12:16 PM (S2VsH)
It was just a little stumble. Caught her toe on the curb. Dumb SS guy tripped her. There was an oil slick in gutter.
Anyone else would have put their eye out!
Posted by: Meremortal, ride to the sound of the guns. at September 13, 2016 12:16 PM (3myMJ)
Well done Insomniac!
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 13, 2016 12:17 PM (r65B3)
Grey Goose 100 proof IV drip
Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2016 12:16 PM (TQxRy)
They probably shot her up with diazepam or lorazepam to control the seizures, then pumped her full of amphetamines to make her appear lifelike again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:17 PM (0mRoj)
If you watch the original video, with the van pulling up from the left, you will see the large woman holding Hillary up snap her wrist, as if throwing something down, just after Hillary sags for the first time. You can then see and hear whatever it was that was dropped right at the base of the bollard.
It looks like she was given some kind of injection just as the van pulled up and the door opened.
Would be interested if anyone else sees/hears the same thing...
google 'twitter hillary collapse' for video link...
Posted by: slash buzz at September 13, 2016 12:17 PM (YseGW)
******
You were either really drunk or the sex was really good.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 13, 2016 12:17 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2016 12:15 PM (zp+j1)
I don't get it. I've been an apple customer for my adult life, but I suspect my current iPhone might be my last. The stupid changes with the headphone jack proves to me that current apple design philosophy is putting form way over function.
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at September 13, 2016 12:18 PM (KUaJL)
Heh. My buddy passed out next to me while we were serving Mass once. It was one of those long, crowded Confirmation Masses on a hot day in May in a church with no AC. Luckily, he was not performing any duties at the time or it could have been messy.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 13, 2016 12:18 PM (OD2ni)
First she opens a pickle jar to prove she is healthy and then she walks around.
How could anyone possibly make the stretch that she has health issues after opening a pickle jar and walking around?
Who has ever heard of a person who could open a pickle jar or walk around that had something wrong with them?
Doesn't happen!
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 13, 2016 12:18 PM (4ng05)
I was just relieved that nobody was behind them and so nobody's windshield was hit by the idiot's flying sandal.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2016 12:18 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at September 13, 2016 12:18 PM (KUaJL)
I wrote them off as soon as they introduced a proprietary charger. Dickholes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2016 12:19 PM (c6/9Q)
They gave her a nice cup of instant smiles like that Twilight Zone episode.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 13, 2016 12:19 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 12:19 PM (Enq6K)
Meanwhile, her handlers say she's dehydrated, only later she's taken to her apartment (overriding the Secret Service, how does that work?) and diagnosed with pneumonia.
That she was told about on Friday.
Jesus, get your lies straight, right? How can you be president if you can't even lie right?
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at September 13, 2016 12:20 PM (gEqN0)
If you've ever attempted a hardware upgrade on a Macintosh computer (from really ANY decade), you'll realize that "form over function" has been their philosophy for quite some time.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2016 12:20 PM (S2VsH)
Heh, you said 'abreast'
Posted by: Goomba 'tequila lime Jerkey in the cooker' at September 13, 2016 12:20 PM (pERRc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2016 12:15 PM (zp+j1)
It doesn't explode. Not saying that your old one does, but the competition... that seems to be another story.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 13, 2016 12:20 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 12:19 PM (Enq6K)
Interview was yesterday, but I will take retroactive good luck! I think it went pretty well, but you just never know until they actually make you an offer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:20 PM (0mRoj)
Police are looking for an iWitness.
"skulks away...."
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 13, 2016 12:20 PM (r65B3)
serving Mass once. It was one of those long, crowded Confirmation
Masses on a hot day in May in a church with no AC. Luckily, he was not
performing any duties at the time or it could have been messy.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 13, 2016 12:18 PM (OD2ni)
Church is a common place to pass out. Also uncontrollable silent laughing.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 12:21 PM (Enq6K)
Police are looking for an iWitness.
"skulks away...."
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 13, 2016 12:20 PM (r65B3)
iCan't. iCan't even...
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 13, 2016 12:21 PM (dKiJG)
She makes appearances. Sometimes she talks. She is chauffeured
everywhere. The only effort on her part is to get it together by getting dressed, which now is seems, she has to "work like a demon" to achieve since she is so very, very ill. So I really have no idea what she does that anyone could define as work.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:21 PM (CFc5L)
She's quickly turning into one of those old people who doesn't bathe.
I bet she smells like onion soup and mothballs.
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:23 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 12:23 PM (ApE1F)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 13, 2016 12:06 PM (Jen0I)
He's a pretty standard issue lib, with enough intelligence to hide or sugarcoat it to voters willing to believe he's 'middle-of-the-road'. In Virginia the netroots- the true lefties/progs- anointed him their savior, the one they thought was liberal enough to live with but could fool the rubes into thinking he was moderate.
I will say this about him: he's changed some of his positions, like on offshore drilling, to align with Clinton's, but he's never given off the vibe she does of personal animus towards half the country. While that's not to say that he would govern terribly differently, he might well not use the power of the office to persecute republicans.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at September 13, 2016 12:23 PM (V40IZ)
There may have been other such incidents, I just cant remember. It's been ten months
Posted by: Callmelennie at September 13, 2016 12:23 PM (UFh+A)
That was a very funny post. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2016 12:24 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 12:24 PM (Enq6K)
But that ain't what happened here...
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 13, 2016 12:24 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 12:21 PM (Enq6K)
Heh. I was ushering a few months ago, and had to walk to the altar to present the offering, and stand for a loooooong prayer. Started weaving a bit and realized my knees were locked and quickly unlocked them.
Dodged a bullet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 12:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Verbal Hillary at September 13, 2016 12:25 PM (nFdGS)
Ain't no coming back from that politically.
Pfft.
Posted by: Julius Ceasar
She has the failing sickness.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 12:26 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 13, 2016 12:26 PM (dKiJG)
Sure enough, he did. I watched in slow motion as he started down and bounced off the casket.
Posted by: Deplorable rick
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Generally speaking, active duty service people do not spend a lot of time standing in formation at attention. Hell, I'm not sure that the Coasties ever do.
At any rate, such formations are much more common in the sundry academies, and guys keeling over is not uncommon. That , however, was not the Hillster's problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 12:27 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Verbal Hillary
Heh. You might want to get that checked...
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Diseased Dick at September 13, 2016 12:27 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Patrick
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On mine too!
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at September 13, 2016 12:28 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: davidt at September 13, 2016 12:28 PM (xo2GX)
I just don't understand these people. How long can you drug and duct
tape a candidate together when that will put the entire nation at risk.
They just don't care. It's win for the tribe at any cost.
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:33 AM (+YTl9)
This.
Posted by: redbanzai at September 13, 2016 12:28 PM (9nCnN)
But No. 2 Son broke a finger at field day when he was ten. The doctor was younger than Doogie Houser. He kept manipulating my son's hand. I was sure he was one day out of med school and had no idea what he was doing.
So I watched all of this and imagined the internal bruising that was going on and yes he was anaesthitiized today, but tomorrow he was going to be in such agony and I turned green and fell over.
Hand was fine, btw. Baby doctor did know what he was doing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 12:28 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 13, 2016 12:20 PM (4ng05)
LOL
No I get that and I love my iPhone, all I meant is most people I know like my wife and kids are waiting of the iPhone 8 which should have a lot more changes and advanced features by then. This iPhone is a minor upgrade
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2016 12:28 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Diseased Dick
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The truth is leaking out.
Posted by: Procol Harum, 'A Souvenir of London' at September 13, 2016 12:29 PM (9mTYi)
I was thinking to myself, "who are all these bald MF's, and where the hell am I?"
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 13, 2016 12:31 PM (1Nn3r)
Posted by: Just Dave (Now Deplorable) at September 13, 2016 12:31 PM (Fw8uh)
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 13, 2016 12:32 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Tiny Montgomery at September 13, 2016 12:33 PM (HSWZG)
Posted by: Democratus Buttus at September 13, 2016 12:33 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 13, 2016 12:34 PM (1Nn3r)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 13, 2016 12:36 PM (KXpDJ)
Don't know much about Grassley, but what I do know I like. I especially like that he is cutting through the OMG we need more $$$ for Zika cries, by reminding everyone that there are funds still available. Use that.
And I appreciate his fight on the unclassified portion of the emails being released. I called his office and told them.
I rant and rave against Congress as much or moreso than the average. Ryan and McConnell. And come on, Rubio is my Senator. So, I like to encourage those who are still fighting. For whatever that's worth.
Posted by: gracepc at September 13, 2016 12:36 PM (OU4q6)
Are we sure it wasn't a Blackberry? Really, after 14 or 15, who's counting?
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2016 12:37 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (dKiJG)
Always with the JFK jokes, eh? How very 1963 of you.
Posted by: Zombie JFK, boinking Marilyn for eternity at September 13, 2016 12:38 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Verbal Hillary
I've seen her dehydrate, sir. It's pretty gross.
Posted by: Andrew Clark at September 13, 2016 12:48 PM (bzd8I)
Well, alcoholic beverages do contain water. So FACTCHECK: TRUE.
Posted by: Stu-22, proud to be a Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:49 PM (rUc9h)
He should go on the floor of the Senate and read them. "[F]or any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place." - Article I, Section 6.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 13, 2016 12:52 PM (J8/9G)
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Hastur and Nyarlathotep are arm-wrestling over the meat-puppet. Sounds like as good an explanation as any.
Posted by: Stu-22, proud to be a Deplorable at September 13, 2016 12:56 PM (rUc9h)
The speculation is that she needs a thickened water because of a Parkinson's problem.
You don't need to buy that part, but it suggests there is additional concern.
Posted by: Ben H at September 13, 2016 01:01 PM (cfPDV)
Would be interested if anyone else sees/hears the same thing...
google 'twitter hillary collapse' for video link...
Posted by: slash buzz at September 13, 2016 12:17 PM (YseGW)
No way in Hell they would give her an injection, and then just toss the syringe to the ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2016 01:01 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 13, 2016 01:05 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: LASue at September 13, 2016 01:12 PM (wgFcF)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at September 13, 2016 01:41 PM (6N+OU)
Military people passing out while standing at attention happens...
doesn't even have to be hot... its about locking your knees while
standing for long periods of time without moving..."
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happened to me one time. Good thing I was in the first squad so somebody caught me. Never locked my knees again. Clearly Scankles was weaving and bobbing on the cement pole. when she left a tripod arrangement she went down. I wondered why her team didn't assist her sooner but then remembered she treats her staff like shit.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at September 13, 2016 01:47 PM (6N+OU)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at September 13, 2016 02:18 PM (NAv1Q)
She would rather risk dehydration.
Posted by: George Orwells Ghost at September 13, 2016 02:31 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: oddknot still frets at September 13, 2016 02:31 PM (g1MTt)
How many doctors does she have? If she's not sick why does she need so many doctors.
If Hillary kicks the bucket, do you think they'll admit it?
Posted by: Kat at September 13, 2016 02:33 PM (1HseL)
Posted by: Brian448 at September 13, 2016 02:48 PM (0PClY)
Posted by: Buffalbob at September 13, 2016 03:56 PM (wYtsh)
Posted by: Orestes at September 13, 2016 05:20 PM (EIJH/)
Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:54 AM (Bd6VC)
Late to the thread ---
Not entirely correct: there can be distribution controls or "For Official Use Only"
A common partition marking is (U//FOUO) for Unclassified//For Official Use Only
That being said we already know (because the FBI confirmed it) that she had classified material on CANKLESnet.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 13, 2016 06:53 PM (5Yee7)
Hence..needing to drink plenty of fluids but refusing staff offers of normal unthickened water are consistent.
Of course...being seen adding thickener to ones drinks would be a tip off to severe health problems.
Posted by: harrywr2 at September 13, 2016 07:33 PM (UTwq4)
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