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Proof Positive That The NY Times Is Run By A Bunch Of Dum-Dums [CBD]
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, without comment, our national "paper of record" 😐 https://t.co/8RJpMQ8D1j
— Sean Bannion (@SeanBannion) August 5, 2016
First We Made Fire! But It May Have Come With Some Downsides. The link is real. It's not a clever spoof. Although it is hard to believe that even the employees of the gray Lady are this stupid.
But there were downsides, too. Occasionally, the smoke burned their eyes and seared their lungs. Their food was likely coated with char, which might have increased their risk for certain cancers. With everyone congregated in one place, diseases could have been transmitted more easily. Much research has focused on how fire gave an evolutionary advantage to early humans. Less examined are the negative byproducts that came with fire, and the ways in which humans may or may not have adapted to them. In other words, how did the harmful effects of fire shape our evolution?Where to start.... How about; The taming of fire began the process of creating civilization. There is nothing....NOTHING bad about its use. The smoke burned their eyes? So they moved away from the smoke, like any three-year-old knows. It seared their lungs? Really? How do you know? Ever go camping or hang around a bonfire? Oh...of course not. They don't do that stuff on the Upper West Side and at Brown. But normal people (and probably every animal on earth) know not to stand really close to the fire and breath in the hot smoke and air. It covered their food in char? Huzzah! Good for them. That's called flavor you dolts. Many of us are going to emulate our ancestors this very weekend and char some red meat! And here is the big one: It causes cancer. Fine. I'll take it. Every accomplishment of modern man can be traced to fire, directly or indirectly, so suggesting that it is a bad thing because of cancer is moronic in the extreme. Many of us wouldn't be alive long enough, or would never have been born to get cancer if we didn't have fire, so it's a silly point.
The flaccid logic of pretty much everyone involved in this mass of sophomoric idiocy is embarrassing. There are so many logical flaws that it's difficult to imagine that the writers and editors weren't just standing around some office on a rainy Friday afternoon, getting high and tossing around ideas for the stupidest articles they could imagine.
This one makes me deeply suspicious:With mathematical modeling, Rebecca Chisholm and Mark Tanaka, biologists at the University of New South Wales in Australia, simulated how ancient soil bacteria might have evolved to become infectious tuberculosis agents. Without fire, the probability was low. But when the researchers added fire to their model, the likelihood that tuberculosis would emerge jumped by several degrees of magnitude.Huh? So you modeled the rate of mutation, added some additional inputs like an easier pathway for communicability, and arrived at infectious tuberculosis. Okay. This is the same shitty thinking that gives us headlines like "GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES ZIKA!" The ulterior motive for this and other, similar articles is simple; the NYT and other leftist rags enjoy sticking their thumbs in the eye of Western civilization. In hindsight I shouldn't have included a link. The NY Times is a click-whoring organization....elegant, but they still prostitute themselves.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 01:53 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2016 01:56 PM (/HCif)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 01:56 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: Walsingham at August 07, 2016 01:56 PM (GNjw6)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2016 01:56 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 07, 2016 01:57 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 07, 2016 01:58 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Javems at August 07, 2016 01:59 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Frankenstein at August 07, 2016 01:59 PM (bMG0w)
Because the people who actually ARE doing stuff.. is too busy to talk to the idiots in the Press.
Posted by: Don Q. at August 07, 2016 01:59 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2016 01:59 PM (9RGU3)
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2016 01:59 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2016 01:59 PM (8J/Te)
Pet birds.
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 02:00 PM (bMG0w)
It's not even Western civilization. Fire was essential for any kind of civilization at all.
In fact, fire predated civilization by hundreds of thousands of years. It was agriculture that led directly to civilization.
Posted by: rickl at August 07, 2016 02:00 PM (sdi6R)
Just had Fox News on for a few minutes...
5 Anti Trump stories in a row... all parroting or talking about the Democrat lines of attack against Trump.
Even to the point of showing an Anti Trump Clinton Ad, for free...
Ailes is gone... looks like Fox has gone full Left...
Posted by: Don Q. at August 07, 2016 02:00 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2016 01:59 PM (8J/Te)
Pet birds.
Posted by: buzzion
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And dead fish.
Posted by: Aviator at August 07, 2016 02:01 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2016 02:02 PM (9RGU3)
I was at the County Fair last night. They had a giant birdcage built into a trailer chocked full of parakeets. You'd walk in and hand feed them. $1 to get in $2 for a feed stick, seemed pretty popular. I'm sure some clown will be after them soon.
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2016 02:03 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2016 02:02 PM (9RGU3)
And how many trees have been murdered for the paper to print the NYT on???
Posted by: Environmental Liberation Front at August 07, 2016 02:03 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 07, 2016 02:04 PM (i6LEJ)
Since they're product is flammable and annoying you'd think they'd never mention fire.
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2016 02:04 PM (8J/Te)
After all, they do have something in common with TP and maybe someday they will print their paper on 2 ply.
Posted by: Anchovy at August 07, 2016 02:04 PM (a42oI)
Really, it was The Patriarchy.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (HJQI1)
Since they're product is flammable and annoying you'd think they'd never mention fire.
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2016 02:04 PM (8J/Te)
Yep... and don't even get us started on the CO2 that comes from the burning of all that paper!
Posted by: Environmental Liberation Front at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (KP5rU)
fire predated civilization by hundreds of thousands of years. It was agriculture that led directly to civilization.
Posted by: rickl at August 07, 2016 02:00 PM (sdi6R)
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Oh. Well, in that case .... to the copy desk![\i]
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (5o5ek)
I think this is an excellent point. How many more trees have to die for the NYT to continue on with this vapidity?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (iR/sc)
Uh-oh. Italics forever?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at August 07, 2016 02:06 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 07, 2016 02:06 PM (G2Sc9)
Really, it was The Patriarchy.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (HJQI1)
Nope.... it was the invention of Beer....
Posted by: History! at August 07, 2016 02:06 PM (qf6WZ)
In the NYT's way of thinking, if fire hadn't created civilization, there would be no illegal Israeli occupation of Palestine.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2016 02:06 PM (VxHD9)
I think this is an excellent point. How many more trees have to die for the NYT to continue on with this vapidity?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (iR/sc)
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Before we go down this road, were trees really such a good invention?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at August 07, 2016 02:07 PM (5o5ek)
We don't yet know what "causes" cells to freak out and multiply. Maybe it's the NYT?
Arrrgh
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:07 PM (gvGwC)
Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2016 02:07 PM (9RGU3)
I think this is an excellent point. How many more trees have to die for the NYT to continue on with this vapidity?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (iR/sc)
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Before we go down this road, were trees really such a good invention?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at August 07, 2016 02:07 PM (5o5ek)
Uh... Yes?
Posted by: God at August 07, 2016 02:08 PM (qf6WZ)
Really, it was The Patriarchy.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (HJQI1)
I believe it was Camille Paglia who noted that if civilization was left up to the women, we'd all still be living in grass huts.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Maples at August 07, 2016 02:08 PM (HJQI1)
Why am I supposed to read critics with an axe to grind again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:08 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at August 07, 2016 02:08 PM (75D/9)
22 I wonder what their evaluation of toilet paper will be.
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Well, there are too many brands of it for one thing.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at August 07, 2016 02:08 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 07, 2016 02:09 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 02:09 PM (wPiJc)
"Fire is even tied to the rise of patriarchy, by allowing men to go out hunting while women stayed behind to cook by the fire, it spawned gender norms that still exist today."
o.O
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 07, 2016 02:09 PM (kdS6q)
Really, it was The Patriarchy.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (HJQI1)
Nope.... it was the invention of Beer....
Posted by: History! at August 07, 2016 02:06 PM (qf6WZ)
Which provided a winnowing effect by giving rise to fraternities and performing life-threatening stunts.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:09 PM (0mRoj)
Before we go down this road, were trees really such a good invention?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at August 07, 2016 02:07 PM (5o5ek)
Uh... Yes?
Posted by: God at August 07, 2016 02:08 PM (qf6WZ)
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That's a long-discredited source.
Posted by: The NY Times at August 07, 2016 02:10 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: The Maples at August 07, 2016 02:10 PM (HJQI1)
A nice all day boil in a pot until it's mushy is the way to go.
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2016 02:10 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 07, 2016 02:10 PM (qul7b)
I can't believe it's made as much money as it has.
Posted by: TickledPink at August 07, 2016 02:10 PM (F5hTl)
hundreds of thousands of years. It was agriculture that led directly to
civilization.
Really, it was The Patriarchy.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (HJQI1)
Nope.... it was the invention of Beer....
Posted by: History! at August 07, 2016 02:06 PM (qf6WZ)
Which made living in close proximity to your neighbors a bit more tolerable.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2016 02:11 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2016 02:11 PM (P/kVC)
Really, it was The Patriarchy.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM (HJQI1)
Nope.... it was the invention of Beer....
Posted by: History! at August 07, 2016 02:06 PM (qf6WZ)
Which provided a winnowing effect by giving rise to fraternities and performing life-threatening stunts.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:09 PM (0mRoj)
Here... hold muh beer....
Posted by: Darwin in Action! at August 07, 2016 02:11 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 07, 2016 02:11 PM (rwI+c)
Well, they do provide shade. Give the damn squirrels a place to live.
Alas, they do drop limbs on the fence and the car and the out buildings ALL THE FCUKING TIME.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 02:11 PM (iR/sc)
I can't believe it's made as much money as it has.
Posted by: TickledPink at August 07, 2016 02:10 PM (F5hTl)
I bet you didn't like Deadpool.
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 02:11 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: The Maples at August 07, 2016 02:10 PM (HJQI1)
Oh please. We've been consigned to shitty office decoration. Quit your bitching.
Posted by: Ficus trees at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (0mRoj)
And now the matriarchy is telling me that cargo shorts are out of fashion. It's about all I wear from Memorial Day to Halloween.
Star Trek 27 is also tanking in the theaters, despite its critical acclaim. Not to extrapolate too much (that's a male thing), but this leads me to be a little skeptical of the presidential polls.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (VxHD9)
A healthy Gwyneth styled menu of quinoa, light wines, leafy greens, and organic kale.
Eat clean!
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (gvGwC)
by STEPH YIN
Though nowadays she spends her time doing journalism, she really dreams of creating a traveling puppet show about science. Everyone is invited to help paper mache, play music and boogie. In addition to communicating science, Steph serves on the board of UPP Arts, a Rhode Island-based nonprofit that raises awareness about urban water bodies through arts and environmental education.
www.stephyin.com/about.html
O.o
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (kdS6q)
I can't believe it's made as much money as it has.
Posted by: TickledPink at August 07, 2016 02:10 PM (F5hTl)
Oh, I have not seen either, I am just pointing out the comparison.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (WV3Yp)
Nope.... it was the invention of Beer....
Posted by: History! at August 07, 2016 02:06 PM (qf6WZ)
Which made living in close proximity to your neighbors a bit more tolerable.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2016 02:11 PM (JO9+V)
Actually... it helped with the overall procreation of the Human Race...
You know... helping Ugly Girls get laid and all...
Posted by: Darwin in Action! at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (qf6WZ)
yeah, agriculture, then people moved off the farm, became hippies, and grow non-GMO lettuce and tomatoes so they think they grow their own food, and are pretty high minded about it.
This back to nature "high brow" schtick would get old really fast for these city boys, even with fire and the wheel. The "native Americans" didn't really advance much, till Lizzy Warren came along.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (/HCif)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:13 PM (0mRoj)
Fire allowed ancient man to get ancient warm and beer allowed them to get the women drunk, thus increasing reproductive success...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 07, 2016 02:13 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (VxHD9)
Deductive reasoning and logic are tools of the Patriarchy!
Posted by: The Usual Suspects at August 07, 2016 02:14 PM (WV3Yp)
So you're British, then?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:14 PM (gvGwC)
A healthy Gwyneth styled menu of quinoa, light wines, leafy greens, and organic kale.
Eat clean!
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (gvGwC)
But how is she going to steam her hoo-hah?
(Makes more sense with the predicate comment, eh?)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 07, 2016 02:14 PM (rwI+c)
And led to a hit song by the Platters, albeit 10,000 years later
https://youtu.be/H2di83WAOhU
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2016 02:14 PM (JO9+V)
This man like a wizard or something.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 02:15 PM (iR/sc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 07, 2016 02:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Anchovy at August 07, 2016 02:04 PM (a42oI)
You don't really need it.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow and Nicolas Maduro at August 07, 2016 02:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 07, 2016 02:14 PM (rwI+c)
Stuff like this is why we were going back to Earth to wipe out humanity.
Posted by: The Engineers at August 07, 2016 02:16 PM (0mRoj)
I was at the County Fair last night. They had a giant birdcage built into a trailer chocked full of parakeets. You'd walk in and hand feed them. $1 to get in $2 for a feed stick, seemed pretty popular. I'm sure some clown will be after them soon.
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2016 02:03 PM (8J/Te)
Our local county fair had the same set up. The owners of this also had half a dozen displays of more unusual animals, such as wallabies, giant tortoise, Emus, and Pacas from S. America. Add in a full trailer with a prairie dog colony, various monkeys and a couple of camels that people could ride, and it was an interesting display.
They also had a "feed the goats" pen set up to feed them a cup of pellets you could buy.
All animals had water available, feed, shade, and were arranged so you could look at them, but not touch or poke through their enclosure, etc. The obligatory hand sanitizer stands everywhere.
Other than the Free the animals SJW, of which there wouldn't be many in this locale, I can't imagine anyone finding fault this set up, but who knows.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 07, 2016 02:16 PM (Vee9K)
I do kinda hope that's a joke...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:16 PM (gvGwC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2016 02:17 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 07, 2016 02:15 PM (rwI+c)
No, rhythm attracts the sand worm. So white people should largely have been safe.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anchovy at August 07, 2016 02:04 PM (a42oI)
You don't really need it.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow and Nicolas Maduro at August 07, 2016 02:15 PM (sdi6R)
Just so long as your left hand hasn't been chopped off, you're good to "go", so to speak!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:17 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 07, 2016 02:17 PM (y4lrA)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 02:18 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Tmitsss at August 07, 2016 02:18 PM (wNJkU)
Posted by: Tmitsss at August 07, 2016 02:18 PM (wNJkU)
Thank goodness it can't melt steel.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Engineers at August 07, 2016 02:16 PM (0mRoj)
Hurry it up will you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:18 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Fire at August 07, 2016 02:18 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: Wm. T. Sherman at August 07, 2016 02:19 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:19 PM (gvGwC)
Conversely, it also melts lead, copper and brass.
A mixed blessing.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 07, 2016 02:19 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
No, I just really hate Maillard and his fancy o la la this is why zee meat tastes so yummy.
High falutin frog.
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2016 02:19 PM (8ikIW)
I blame fire. And the NYT.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 07, 2016 02:20 PM (SEXy3)
despite its critical acclaim. Not to extrapolate too much (that's a
male thing), but this leads me to be a little skeptical of the
presidential polls.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (VxHD9)
The press cannot gin up a war during a Dem'Cong (aka UniParty-Left) Administration. So they gin up something else to enhance sales.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2016 02:20 PM (P/kVC)
o.O
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 07, 2016 02:09 PM (kdS6q)
So how do these brainiacs explain lion families. The female lion does all the hunting and the male lion just lies around, breeds females and kills other lions cubs. He shows up for dinner after the zebra is down and opened up.
Sounds like areas of urban America.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 07, 2016 02:20 PM (Vee9K)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 07, 2016 02:17 PM (y4lrA)
She may have been crazy and a bit creepy, but history is showing her to be right more often than not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:20 PM (WV3Yp)
I do kinda hope that's a joke...
Posted by: Anon a mouse.
Oh, it's a joke. Factual -- but still a joke:
by STEPH YIN
www.linkedin.com/in/stephanieseahorse
"My animation "Trophic Cascade of the Purple Marsh Crab" won "Best Student Film" at the 2012 Beneath the Waves Film Festival"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 07, 2016 02:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:21 PM (gvGwC)
get cancer caused by meat, given the hazards of the era. An uncooked
sabre toothed tiger was more likely to kill him than a cooked one.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 02:18 PM (wPiJc)
The uncooked
sabre toothed tiger found it easier to sneak up on a caveman when he was trying to get his cancer causing cigarette lit with a carcinogenic coal from the fire!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:22 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2016 02:22 PM (JO9+V)
I can't imagine so. 30-40 was probably an "old man." Between bad water, nature (it's coming to get you,) and, working yourself to death just to get through the day.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 02:22 PM (iR/sc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:23 PM (gvGwC)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at August 07, 2016 02:23 PM (qG0hz)
/s
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2016 02:23 PM (U99QI)
Posted by: HurleyBurley at August 07, 2016 02:23 PM (8hdEH)
Posted by: Volcanoes at August 07, 2016 02:23 PM (HJQI1)
Its insane. Wifey must have for all the Black Friday Sales. The thing is noting but back to back advertising and the SOBs charge $1.50 for a paper that is normally 50 cents and not only are they making a killing off ads but they are gouging the shit out the readers. Because they know they will get it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2016 02:24 PM (mpXpK)
The presumption we can have anything that is all good if only we're smart enough and good enough and enlightened enough is an acceptable thought if you are 3 years old, but by the time you get to puberty, only an imbecile or a fool clings to this idiot myth.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 07, 2016 02:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:25 PM (gvGwC)
Such wisdom!.....I hope Carlos Slim has lots of pesos.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2016 02:25 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: weft cut-fop at August 07, 2016 02:25 PM (Y9A+8)
/s
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2016 02:23 PM (U99QI)
Seriously dude, too much of that stuff will kill you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:25 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: The Engineers at August 07, 2016 02:16 PM (0mRoj)
Hurry it up will you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:18 PM (wYnyS)
Ironically enough we were about to get underway when some humans fucked the whole thing up.
Posted by: The Engineers at August 07, 2016 02:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: zombie Ogg at August 07, 2016 02:26 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Cindy Brady at August 07, 2016 02:26 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: zombie Ogg at August 07, 2016 02:26 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:27 PM (ngn8T)
For a start: campers out in the woods today mainly have to worry about black bears and coyotes. A large group of adult humans around an open fire will scare most of those critters off (unless they're rabid I suppose).
During the Ice Age, the critters were... bigger. Brown bears instead of black ones; serious wolf packs; lions; tigers; leopards. So when our ancestors built fires, they did it in more sheltered areas. Which would concentrate the smoke and make it harder to avoid.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 02:27 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: zombie Ogg at August 07, 2016 02:26 PM (wPiJc)
What's "cancer"?
Posted by: Zombie Thag at August 07, 2016 02:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:28 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: zombie Ogg at August 07, 2016 02:26 PM (wPiJc)
Bet you're glad that the cigarette had a filter, right!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:28 PM (wYnyS)
osted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2016 02:24 PM (mpXpK)
I think it is simply a sign that you are hip, prestigious, and liberally bent. Like a secret handshake or symbol that lets you know the person is a member of such.
To subscribers, it's like their Prius. It shows how open minded and progressive they are.
I have friends who get the NYT's. Even they laugh and say the only read the art section anymore. And the stock page.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 07, 2016 02:28 PM (Vee9K)
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:28 PM (ngn8T)
One of the scarier things on twitter!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:29 PM (wYnyS)
So you're not buying the noble savage/all natural thingy?
Darn.
Otoh, anyone know how the 3 seashell thing works? Headed to cali in few days, not sure what I'll find...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:29 PM (C9pBZ)
Prometheus wept.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 07, 2016 02:14 PM (rwI+c)
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It's a start. Now he needs to propose reparations, apologize for his macroaggression, attend climate sensitivity training, and retire in disgrace.
Posted by: The NY Times at August 07, 2016 02:29 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: indo-european chariot warriors at August 07, 2016 02:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:30 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Theodoric of York at August 07, 2016 02:30 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2016 02:30 PM (SRecd)
I haven't read past the first few paragraphs, but it looks like it could easily segue into talk of the patriarchy or toxic masculinity or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 02:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 02:31 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donald at August 07, 2016 02:31 PM (ZnIt3)
I'll ignore your ridiculous suggestion that I not heap abuse (deserved or undeserved...it doesn't matter) on the NY Times whenever the opportunity is afforded me.
Sure, I guess that makes sense. But I can think of lots of situations in which the smoke is easily avoidable. Plains dwellers probably had an easier time than forest dwellers. And really, the point is not that they couldn't avoid the smoke sometimes. The point is that they would learn to avoid the smoke very quickly, and modify their behaviors to prevent being injured or even discomfited by it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2016 02:32 PM (Zu3d9)
114 I am sorry, CBD; but I still don't see how this article is either wrong or composed with an ulterior motive. Maybe if you could just compose a rebuttal to it without the abuse.
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Bummer. Some grown-up read the article.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 02:32 PM (5o5ek)
Funny the things Lefties will insist are biologically determined and the things they will insist aren't.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2016 02:32 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 02:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:32 PM (gvGwC)
Posted by: the morigu at August 07, 2016 02:33 PM (Bjy3Q)
*****
Well, someone had to, what with all the soot and ash on the floor of the cave.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 02:33 PM (wPiJc)
That was a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: indo-european chariot warriors at August 07, 2016 02:29 PM (6FqZa)
No one was ever run down by a travois employed by mostly peaceful tribes bringing their loot home after a raiding party!!
Posted by: Fauxahuntass Warren at August 07, 2016 02:33 PM (wYnyS)
As always, made-up shit is presented as fact ignorer to fit whatever agenda is being pushed.
Posted by: Dick Poulin at August 07, 2016 02:33 PM (sMt7r)
I was at Chic-Fil-A yesterday for lunch. While waiting for my tasty hate chicken, I scanned a local newspaper. The Headline blared out: "Local Daycare suspended by State for leaving a child in a car alone for 9 hours."
I had to go half-way through the article to find the ONE bit of information I wanted- whether the baby was ok. Evidently s/he was ok (I do not remember whether it was a him or her.)
To hell with you, liberal writer, for making me read through 10 paragraphs of the actions or intentions of this or that state department to find out whether the child was actually ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:33 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Lizzy
*****
Heh! We have thread winner folks!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 02:34 PM (wPiJc)
You mean when women kicked the men out of where it was warm and dry; and made them run over hill and dale for sex.
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:34 PM (ngn8T)
true ... I saw some movie ... another planet, the air was good but for the 2% CO2 which they said would kill in minutes. I assume they use that to scare stupid people about CO2 poisoning.
I looked up CO2 toxicity and it is like 5%, though that may mean after hours, not sure. And current rates are 400 part per million ... on this planet. More CO2 and a little warming ... ug ... warm is good.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2016 02:34 PM (/HCif)
A healthy Gwyneth styled menu of quinoa, light wines, leafy greens, and organic kale.
Eat clean!
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:12 PM (gvGwC)
How's she going to steam her hoo-ha without fire to boil the water? And electricity is just fire energy made dispatchable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2016 02:34 PM (f3Uae)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:05 PM
Ha, did you read the article? This statement is in the running for one of the dumbest in there-
Fire is even tied to the rise of patriarchy...
Posted by: Farmer at August 07, 2016 02:34 PM (3hlFs)
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:34 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: Dick Poulin at August 07, 2016 02:35 PM (sMt7r)
Posted by: Lizzy
I'm sure Uncle Fester did; to his van, down by the river.
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:35 PM (ngn8T)
Hate to argue with you, but only "modern man" is smart enough to figure out that being downwind of a fire and inhaling smoke can be remedied by simply moving upwind.
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:35 PM (wYnyS)
out hunting while women stayed behind to cook by the fire, it spawned
gender norms that still exist today.""
Bingo!
Knew this was all the patriarchy's fault.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 02:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:36 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: Theodoric of York at August 07, 2016 02:36 PM (rwI+c)
During the Ice Age, the critters were... bigger. Brown bears instead of black ones; serious wolf packs; lions; tigers; leopards. So when our ancestors built fires, they did it in more sheltered areas. Which would concentrate the smoke and make it harder to avoid.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 02:27 PM (6FqZa)
I bet our ancestors were smart enough to stand upwind of the fire....
Just watch a few episodes of Naked and Afraid. No one builds a fire, and then sits, breathing in the smoke, even the formerly hippie participants in this contest. My guess is that as humans with some kind of a functioning cerebellum we instinctively move into where the air is more acceptable to our lungs. And the ones who didn't, natural selection.
Adult black bears have no problems with coming around campfires. They also have no problem with wrecking everything trying to get into food storage containers, and then your tent. It's why many people lobbied and sued the US Forest Service to overturn it's idiotic rules about no weapons in Federal parks.....
Posted by: Jen the original at August 07, 2016 02:36 PM (Vee9K)
*****
Hmmm, too bad that tiger got me before I had a chance to perfect my new invention...
...the chimney!
Posted by: zombie Ogg at August 07, 2016 02:36 PM (wPiJc)
You mean when women kicked the men out of where it was warm and dry; and made them run over hill and dale for sex.
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:34 PM (ngn8T)
They got kicked out but the men still had to send back 60% of their kills and could only see their kids on alternating weekends.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:37 PM (0mRoj)
This isn't right. Our Paper of Record has here gone beyond attacking Western civilization, but all civilization. Back to Bonobos.
Posted by: George LeS at August 07, 2016 02:37 PM (FkGpr)
Humans have long used fire to modify their environment and burn carbon, practices that now have us in the throes of climate change.
It was a good article until Yin started musing on that bullshit (and on the patriarchy). I expect Yin is hoping that humans will evolve past climate denial and the patriarchy the way we evolved past getting cancer from campfire fumes.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 02:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 02:38 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:38 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 07, 2016 02:38 PM (qul7b)
I don't seen any ulterior motive, just stupidity and a ridiculous worldview that thinks we can have anything without negatives if only we are smart and good enough.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 07, 2016 02:38 PM (39g3+)
That's some classic junk science dropping its knickers. Lets spout a outrageous hypothesis - completely untestable, with inferences to processes the authors know most people don't understand. Borders on professional mountebank -- all that needed is a stacked blond assistant (grad student?) in a tight outfit.
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:39 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:39 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:39 PM (ngn8T)
Also processes that the authors themselves don't understand. That's what makes it funny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:41 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 07, 2016 02:41 PM (ZnIt3)
A question I once posed is "Name one invention/discovery which has never been used for an ill purpose?"
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:41 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:41 PM (HJQI1)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/selection-du-weekend-204-51.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2016 02:41 PM (SRecd)
the patriarchy). I expect Yin is hoping that humans will evolve past
climate denial and the patriarchy the way we evolved past getting cancer
from campfire fumes.
Yep, their angle has become so predictable. I'm surprised there's not a pitch for eating vegan.
This is the feminization of science, with a female writer and mostly female scientists quoted. It's awful and embarrassing.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 02:41 PM (NOIQH)
and yet, they're always fucking cold?
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2016 02:39 PM (HJQI1)
Heh. "Add more wood to fire, Thag, Theena cold!"
Thag adds more wood.
"Ugh! Fire too big! Theena too hot!"
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bernette at August 07, 2016 02:42 PM (S6rOh)
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:39 PM (ngn8T)
Obviously we need to write a research grant request immediately!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:42 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Thag at August 07, 2016 02:42 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2016 02:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:41 PM (wYnyS)
Antibiotics? Although those have been used foolishly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:43 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:44 PM (0mRoj)
"The fault dear Horatio lies within us, not in our tools."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2016 02:44 PM (SRecd)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/selection-du-weekend-204-51.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2016 02:41 PM (SRecd)
I'd watch that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:44 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: talgus at August 07, 2016 02:44 PM (UaPF2)
Posted by: Thag at August 07, 2016 02:45 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:43 PM (WV3Yp)
They use antibiotics to boost the growth of cattle.
And we all know that cattle hate Gaia, contribute to global warming, destroy our pristine rain forests, and are eaten primarily by red-blooded Americans who think that quinoa and kale suck ass.
So....antibiotics are evil.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2016 02:46 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:44 PM (0mRoj)
Me, Obam, here from the tribal council. We take rocks from Kronk, and give to Theena. Kronk did not build those rocks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:46 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:46 PM (0mRoj)
worldview that thinks we can have anything without negatives if only we
are smart and good enough.
This is all part of the systematic disparaging of all traditions/pillars of western civilization - meat is bad, fire is bad, fossil fuel is bad, masculinity is bad, blah, blah, blah. This is what happens when you have a generation of "---- Studies" majors who don't create, innovate, explore - they just look at what exists and criticize, denigrate it.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 02:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Alley Oop at August 07, 2016 02:46 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2016 02:46 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 07, 2016 02:47 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Bernette at August 07, 2016 02:42 PM (S6rOh)
What humans invented was a way to create a fire upon demand, and also ways to make fire portable, which was a means to that end.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2016 02:47 PM (f3Uae)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/selection-du-weekend-204-72.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2016 02:48 PM (SRecd)
Posted by: Insomniac
Its why we had to invent math and the calendar. Well the monthly calendar was a necessity for other reasons -- to identify the time when you HAD to go hunting.
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:48 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2016 02:46 PM (Zu3d9)
Lol, I especially liked the thing about growth hormones in food leading to ladies having larger breasts.
Right. And the Downsides?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:48 PM (WV3Yp)
Procreation, fire, alphabet, spoken language. Doesn't get much more fundamental. Wait until they peel off that last layer of their stinky little deconstructionist onion and find the secret of noodle soup!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 02:48 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2016 02:48 PM (bksJQ)
By the way, we're seeing the same thing with dogs. Now that a lot of us feed our dogs a better diet, don't let them run in the streets with cars, and give them medical treatment similar to a human's, guess what?
We're hearing of more dogs getting cancer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2016 02:48 PM (+lVUW)
Unless they're hot. The optimal 'perfect temperature' for the female of our species is a mystery that must never be revealed.
I have pleaded with the wife, brought her magic marker and paper, so that I can record for posterity this optimal post of comfort. The Holy Grail is easier to discover.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 07, 2016 02:48 PM (ZnIt3)
What humans invented was a way to create a fire upon demand, and also ways to make fire portable, which was a means to that end.
And, like typical Liberals - unhappy with the end they seek to destroy the means.
Posted by: Thag smart, too! at August 07, 2016 02:49 PM (HJQI1)
But pot? Totes OK!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 02:49 PM (NOIQH)
D.Prager.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2016 02:49 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Hrothgar
The hydrogen bomb.
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:49 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:43 PM (WV3Yp)
My first thought was antibiotics as well but
They use antibiotics to boost the growth of cattle.
...
So....antibiotics are evil.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2016 02:46 PM (Zu3d9)
And they've been over-prescribed to such an extent that many of them no longer work well, if at all.
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:49 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Insomniac
*****
This isn't really about Thag and Theena, is it Insomniac?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 02:50 PM (wPiJc)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/selection-du-weekend-204-72.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2016 02:48 PM (SRecd)
I actually really liked the Brian Denehy version of Godzilla from the movie a couple years ago. The story might have had real issues and it took way too long to show him on screen, but I thought they got the monster elements and Godzilla's modus operandi down well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:50 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Alley Oop at August 07, 2016 02:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 07, 2016 02:50 PM (qul7b)
****
The front fastening bra?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 02:51 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hrothgar
The hydrogen bomb.
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:49 PM (ngn8T)
Give us time and a little more money, infidel!
Posted by: Iran at August 07, 2016 02:51 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 02:50 PM (wPiJc)
I'm just using the caveman tableau for modern social commentary.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 02:52 PM (0mRoj)
Sorry to break it to you but Suicide Squad was not good. At all. Worse than BvS.
I can't believe it's made as much money as it has.
Posted by: TickledPink at August 07, 2016 02:10 PM (F5hTl)
Ha-ha
Posted by: Harley Quinn's Ass at August 07, 2016 02:53 PM (mkppl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:53 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: PJ at August 07, 2016 02:53 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 02:53 PM (Nwg0u)
Dog play with fire.
Posted by: Alley Oop at August 07, 2016 02:50 PM (IqV8l)
Next thing you know they'll be playing cards and smoking pipes!
http://tinyurl.com/j34q3gc
Posted by: Iran at August 07, 2016 02:53 PM (wYnyS)
I have pleaded with the wife, brought her magic marker and paper, so that I can record for posterity this optimal post of comfort. The Holy Grail is easier to discover.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 07, 2016 02:48 PM (ZnIt3)
I remember reading a novel one time where the author theorized that 'cravings' during pregnancy is an unconscious desire to assure themselves that their mate still desires them and deems them worthy of self-sacrifice.
I kind of wonder if the temperature is part of that.
On the other hand, I think humans in general are such stews of competing processes and hormones that it is probably hard to figure out causality.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:54 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Iran
Speaking of which, did the horde see the article with Cotton blaming Hilary's email for the execution of the Iranian scientist.
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:55 PM (ngn8T)
Dog play with fire.
Posted by: Alley Oop at August 07, 2016 02:50 PM (IqV8l)
Cannot tell you how many times I have caught my dog snaking my Camels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:55 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2016 02:55 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:55 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 02:55 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:56 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Ripley at August 07, 2016 02:56 PM (1BQGO)
"The fault dear Horatio lies within us, not in our tools."
I like that, AP. Missed that in my education.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 02:56 PM (iR/sc)
Posted by: Frankenstein's Monster at August 07, 2016 02:56 PM (7qAYi)
Nah. Let me regale you with the tale of my BIL, his wife, and his girlfriend...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 07, 2016 02:57 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Frankenstein's Monster at August 07, 2016 02:56 PM (7qAYi)
9 Fire BAD!!!
Posted by: Frankenstein at August 07, 2016 01:59 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 02:57 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Bride of Frankenstein at August 07, 2016 02:57 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 07, 2016 02:58 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: mrp at August 07, 2016 02:58 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Amy Schumer(Frankenstein's Wife) at August 07, 2016 02:58 PM (mkppl)
Posted by: Brad at August 07, 2016 02:59 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 07, 2016 02:59 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2016 02:49 PM (ngn8T)
Give us time and a little more money, infidel!
Posted by: Iran at August 07, 2016 02:51 PM (wYnyS)
I wonder how much more complexity and engineering skill (not to mention materials) there is to Hydrogen bombs over the standard?
Regardless, my guess is that Iran will pop one of their standards off long before they both to dump money and resources into thermonuclear varieties.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 03:00 PM (WV3Yp)
things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent
response were you even close to anything that could be considered a
rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having
listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your
soul.
Posted by: the principal from Billy Madison at August 07, 2016 03:00 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 07, 2016 03:01 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Frankenstein's Monster at August 07, 2016 02:56 PM (7qAYi)
FIRE BRAD!
Posted by: Bride of Frankenstein at August 07, 2016 02:57 PM (qf6WZ)
YOU LOVED BRAD!
Posted by: Brad's driver at August 07, 2016 03:01 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 03:01 PM (Nwg0u)
It had been all but eradicated in the US until Obama opened the borders and allowed 10 billion 3rd world looters in with no testing at all.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2016 03:03 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Brad "
Sorry you had to find out this way. I guess HR is running behind.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 03:03 PM (FZ3ry)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2016 03:03 PM (/wm8n)
The NYT is just pissed because fire was discovered without a government grant.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
But fire wasn't discovered by white Americans so it has to be good.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 07, 2016 03:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 02:46 PM (NOIQH)
And when Hillary gets elected with her promises of no one having to take any financial responsibility for their college education, even more people will get degrees that are useless for anything other than thinking up stupid shit theories.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2016 03:04 PM (+lVUW)
And since they know it will not stop smoking it will give Harrisburg millions of dollars. On the other hand if Monday everyone stops they willgo look for revenue somewhere else.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2016 03:06 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 03:01 PM (Nwg0u)<<<
And that the best use for the NYT is as tinder for making a fire.
Posted by: burn, baby, burn at August 07, 2016 03:06 PM (H9MG5)
practices that now have us in the throes of climate change
Clearly they should have avoided fire altogether and gone straight to inductively heated stoves. Those only use electricity, so no global warming!
Posted by: NYT pencil necks unclear on the electric car concept at August 07, 2016 03:07 PM (LAe3v)
Harvard and the Making of the Unabomber
In the fall of 1958 Theodore Kaczynski, a brilliant but vulnerable boy of sixteen, entered Harvard College. There he encountered a prevailing intellectual atmosphere of anti-technological despair. There, also, he was deceived into subjecting himself to a series of purposely brutalizing psychological experiments -- experiments that may have confirmed his still-forming belief in the evil of science. Was the Unabomber born at Harvard? A look inside the files.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2000/06/harvard-and-the-making-of-the-unabomber/378239/
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2016 03:07 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 03:08 PM (FZ3ry)
And since they know it will not stop smoking it will give Harrisburg millions of dollars. On the other hand if Monday everyone stops they willgo look for revenue somewhere else.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2016 03:06 PM (bksJQ)
And can I guess that the reason is not to make up for shortfalls, but there is some new program they are planning to start that has a "budget" that this new tax is supposed to fund.
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 03:08 PM (bMG0w)
And since they know it will not stop smoking it will give Harrisburg millions of dollars. On the other hand if Monday everyone stops they willgo look for revenue somewhere else.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2016 03:06 PM (bksJQ)
The downside of the zombie apocalypse/let-it burn event is that e-cigs will be... problematic. I kind of wonder if investing in cartons and cartons of camel wides might be a better investment than all those people buying gold.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 03:10 PM (WV3Yp)
Pennsylvania this week raised the tax on cigarettes, e vap and I think nicotine patches $1 a pack.
And since they know it will not stop smoking it will give Harrisburg
millions of dollars. On the other hand if Monday everyone stops they
willgo look for revenue somewhere else.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2016 03:06 PM (bksJQ)
Cigarettes reached the point on the curve long ago where every increase now cuts down the amount of taxes they actually net. Now they are looking for something else to tax. Most liberal States want to run gasoline through the roof.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2016 03:10 PM (mpXpK)
Throg: Na, it'd just give us cancer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 03:11 PM (Nwg0u)
How long 'til someone got run over after the wheel was invented?
Posted by: BignJames
And don't even get me started on agriculture. I mean, have you tried to get good arugula lately?
Posted by: pep at August 07, 2016 03:11 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 07, 2016 03:14 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 03:14 PM (bMG0w)
Throg: Na, it'd just give us cancer.
... quoted from Dialogue Between a Neanderthal and a Denisovan.
If this gene protects us from cookfire cancers, I'd love to know why it was not present amongst the Neanders. It was cold up in Pleistocene Europe. They needed fires more than anyone else did.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 03:15 PM (6FqZa)
The NYT is just pissed because fire was discovered without a government grant.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
But fire wasn't discovered by white Americans so it has to be good.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 07, 2016 03:04 PM (IqV8l)
You didn't build that fire!
Posted by: OBamBam at August 07, 2016 03:16 PM (qf6WZ)
http://tinyurl.com/juew929
Shouldn't that have gone to Lybia or Syria?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 03:16 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 03:17 PM (FZ3ry)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 03:17 PM (FZ3ry)
All the tech Dad left behind helps.
Posted by: Harry Osborne at August 07, 2016 03:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 03:18 PM (6FqZa)
I stopped smoking the day before the tax kicked in. Haven't had a cigarette since.
No problem so far. No jitters or irritability, you cousin thumpin' summa bitch. I'll kill ya!
*deep breath*
Actually, I'm fine. My vapor store dot com (out of state purchase) and a rechargeable e-cig. No problem. I'm lookin forward to screwing Pennsylvania out of about two grand in cigarette taxes dollars in the next year.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 07, 2016 03:20 PM (ZnIt3)
They said, as they pocketed their gold medals in ostentatious virtue signaling.
Posted by: pep at August 07, 2016 03:20 PM (LAe3v)
Get it? Burns, fire?
Everyone that is ASSociated with that rag can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2016 03:21 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 03:21 PM (bMG0w)
How come no one at Drudge or Insty is talking about Hitlery's seizures? Waiting for her to just go full Grand Mal and wet herself?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 07, 2016 03:22 PM (qul7b)
You. Said. Those. Words.
"Wil Wheaton"
*douche meater goes of the charts and starts to smoke*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 07, 2016 03:22 PM (FZ3ry)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2016 03:24 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 03:21 PM (bMG0w)<<<
Well, at least I've got a paddle to get up Shit Creek.
Posted by: soon to be infected Olympian at August 07, 2016 03:24 PM (H9MG5)
Uh, dumb shit, cancer is primarily a disease of the elderly. Until recently it was relatively rare, because even as late as 1900, the mean longevity was 45. (Which of course is why the cancer incidence is increasing, now that living to your 80s is not that unusual.)
Back in cave man era, you were probably lucky to live 30, if that. So cancer wasn't a big concern. Neither was obesity, I'll wager. Saber-tooth tigers, maybe.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 03:24 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2016 03:24 PM (89T5c)
Lots of Baby Ruth?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 03:24 PM (WV3Yp)
Even though some of the writer's comments are a little silly.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at August 07, 2016 03:24 PM (B77dy)
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 03:21 PM (bMG0w)
Considering the water quality, shit canoeing sounds about right.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 03:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 03:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at August 07, 2016 03:27 PM (B77dy)
Oh, this is precious. Piers Morgan and Will Wheaton are triggered by the U.S. winning gold in a shooting event.
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Did they ever shoot anything on that television show he was on? Or has he repented the Wesley years?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 03:28 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2016 03:10 PM (mpXpK)
It gets worse. As usual, California leads the way (to perdition). They now have a "pilot" program to tax mileage (they say "instead of" but we all know it's really "in addition to" gasoline).
More fuel efficient cars? Yay, taxing gasoline cut consumption!
But ... that cuts the tax revenue from gasoline! We must tax something else, or how will we get the money we're going to waste?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 03:28 PM (SRKgf)
Smoke got in their eyes *roll music* Move to upwind.
Meat charred? Char does not taste good, so they probably figured out techniques and methods that kept the food cooked, but not charred. Hell, this may be crazy, but I bet the best 'cook' (let's call him or her) was sought after by the village. I bet that they started asking him or her to cook their food in exchange for food for the 'cook'.
This is what bugs me about so many post apocalyptic things. If people worked like these idiots seem to think, then society would never have gotten started in the first place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 03:29 PM (WV3Yp)
Pennsylvania this week raised the tax on cigarettes, e vap and I think nicotine patches $1 a pack. And since they know it will not stop smoking it will give Harrisburg millions of dollars. On the other hand if Monday everyone stops they willgo look for revenue somewhere else.Posted by: Skip
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More overweight Black guys selling singles on the streets.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 03:30 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2016 03:30 PM (8J/Te)
The earliest known description of cancer dates back to 3000 BC in Egypt.
The name "cancer" was coined by Hippocrates himself around 400 BC.
Cancer means crab and it describes the crab-like growth pattern of the disease.
http://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancerbasics/thehistoryofcancer/the-history-of-cancer-what-is-cancer
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:31 PM (7lVbc)
Pennsylvania this week raised the tax on cigarettes, e vap and I think nicotine patches $1 a pack. And since they know it will not stop smoking it will give Harrisburg millions of dollars. On the other hand if Monday everyone stops they willgo look for revenue somewhere else.Posted by: Skip
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More overweight Black guys selling singles on the streets.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 03:30 PM (5o5ek)
Don't worry. We'll exterminate the Black Loosie-selling Menace!
Posted by: NYPD at August 07, 2016 03:31 PM (0mRoj)
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Oh, this is precious. Piers Morgan and Will Wheaton are triggered by the U.S. winning gold in a shooting event.
http://tinyurl.com/juew929
Shouldn't that have gone to Lybia or Syria?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 03:16 PM (Nwg0u)
Piers Morgan actually doesn't have a problem with guns, especially machine guns.......as long as he can use them to brutally murder Jeremy Clarkson.
http://tinyurl.com/p29wt2j
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2016 03:31 PM (LuZz8)
not surprise me that attractive women who also know how to shoot guns
frighten him. I'd not be surprised if he's donated to Harry Reid's
campaign fund IYKWIM
I find his reaction hilarious. Bet he was super-excited about kick-ass young Rey in the new Star Wars, but that kind of moxie IRL? Scary!!
*The actress who plays Rey got a ton of crap for tweeting anti-gun slogans last week, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 03:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Gutenberg at August 07, 2016 03:34 PM (p9bOW)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 03:33 PM (NOIQH)
Dammit. Can't they shut up and let me like the movies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 03:35 PM (WV3Yp)
266
263 Watched the turd rowing yesterday. At least I didn't see any body parts.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2016 03:24 PM (89T5c)
Lots of Baby Ruth?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 03:24 PM (WV3Yp)
DOODY!!!!!
Posted by: Spaulding Smails at August 07, 2016 03:36 PM (LuZz8)
It can grow in other parts of the body.
As for carcinogens, I don't think they cause cancer. They TRIGGER cancer.
Once a cancer starts, you can take away the carcinogen but the cancer will continue to grow.
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:37 PM (7lVbc)
263 Watched the turd rowing yesterday. At least I didn't see any body parts."
They collected them all for the body part tossing event tomorrow.
Posted by: PJ at August 07, 2016 03:38 PM (cHuNI)
The one good thing about TB is that it's introduction into medieval Europe stopped the Leprosy epidemic dead in its tracks.
Well, with all it's sufferers I suppose.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2016 03:38 PM (ry34m)
Posted by: A Hillary!!11!! Snowflake at August 07, 2016 03:38 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 07, 2016 03:39 PM (WVsWD)
She's gonna make corporations pay their fair share.
Companies that leave she will impose an exit tax.
Then she will invest that money and create so many jobs just like post WWII.
Does anyone fall for this crap?
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:40 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Bob Costass at August 07, 2016 03:40 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: The 64%ers at August 07, 2016 03:41 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 03:41 PM (6FqZa)
Make checks payable to my legacy foundation!!
Posted by: Princess Chelly at August 07, 2016 03:42 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 03:43 PM (Nwg0u)
does liberal mean stooped person in ancient greek?
Posted by: Jake at August 07, 2016 03:43 PM (K+hI3)
She's gonna make corporations pay their fair share.
Companies that leave she will impose an exit tax.
Corporations don't pay taxes; they effectively just collect them for the government. If they're all taxed at the same rate, corporations just pass on the cost to consumers. Upshot: government gets the money, but the corporations get the heat for raising prices.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 03:43 PM (SRKgf)
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Just wanted to get our toenails done.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 03:44 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: U.S. Basketball Moms at August 07, 2016 03:44 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 03:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Apparently he was hanged.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 03:45 PM (SRKgf)
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New Hillary ad.
She's gonna make corporations pay their fair share.
Companies that leave she will impose an exit tax.
Then she will invest that money and create so many jobs just like post WWII.
Does anyone fall for this crap?
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:40 PM (7lVbc)
Yep. Right out of the commie cocksucker Hitlerite/Stalinist Oppression Handbook. Make it VERY difficult for people to leave the country. And before long it gets down to barbed wire fences with minefields and machine guns pointing in, rather than out. And if you do receive permission to leave, you have to abandon all your assets, you essentially leave with what you're carrying in your pockets.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2016 03:45 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: U.S. Basketball Moms at August 07, 2016 03:45 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jake at August 07, 2016 03:46 PM (K+hI3)
Will Wheaton triggered by the U.S. winning gold in a shooting event.
Would it have been acceptable to use phasers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 07, 2016 03:46 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: U.S. Basketball Moms at August 07, 2016 03:44 PM (Tyii7)
No word yet from U.S. Basketball Dads. Still trying to figure out who they might be.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 03:46 PM (SRKgf)
They were turning those girls around.
Posted by: U.S. Basketball Moms at August 07, 2016 03:45 PM (Tyii7)
Or over.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2016 03:47 PM (LuZz8)
Will Wheaton triggered by the U.S. winning gold in a shooting event.
Would it have been acceptable to use phasers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 07, 2016 03:46 PM (IqV8l)
They don't even use real bullets in the rifle competition do they?
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 03:47 PM (bMG0w)
She's gonna make corporations pay their fair share.
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The effect of corporate taxes on consumers is not progressive and is probably retrogressive. If her idiot supporters understood that, she'd be boiled in oil but they don't and she exploits the stupid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 03:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: U.S. Basketball Moms at August 07, 2016 03:44 PM (Tyii7)
And they were turning their lives around because they knew they wouldn't be accused of rape at a "spa", unlike on their college campus!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 03:48 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: U.S. Basketball Moms at August 07, 2016 03:49 PM (Tyii7)
If your bodies defense mechanism can't deal with the cancer it grows. I've read that the average person 'gets' cancer seven times in their lifetime. Six times it is repulsed without notice.
I couldn't tell you how many people I know who smoked for sixty, even seventy years without problem. Till they had a problem, which killed them.
But everybody is exactly like the 12 year old girl who goes to the beach for the day, gets a sunburn, gets melanoma, and dies.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 07, 2016 03:49 PM (ZnIt3)
Yep. Right out of the commie cocksucker Hitlerite/Stalinist Oppression Handbook. Make it VERY difficult for people to leave the country. And before long it gets down to barbed wire fences with minefields and machine guns pointing in, rather than out. And if you do receive permission to leave, you have to abandon all your assets, you essentially leave with what you're carrying in your pockets.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2016 03:45 PM (LuZz
Yep. And the late unlamented DDR showed the rationale: the state had paid for people's education, and so they had to pay back before they left. So now you know where that "free college" is coming from, and where it's going to go.
Notice also the DDR was perfectly happy to let the old and the sick leave; they just wanted the young and the healthy, so they could squeeze the juice out of them.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 03:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 03:49 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 03:45 PM (SRKgf)
There's death by being hanged and there's death by hanging!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 03:49 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: U.S. Basketball Guys at August 07, 2016 03:50 PM (Tyii7)
https://twitter.com/Always_Trump/status/762348882802061313
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:51 PM (7lVbc)
referred to an Iranian who was spying on their nukes for us in her
emails from fer super secure potty server and the Iranians executed him.
And knowing what savages they are, it probably wasn't by lethal
injection.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 03:43 PM (Nwg0u)<<<
I zee nuzzing like intent. Nuzzing!
Posted by: Sgt. Comey at August 07, 2016 03:51 PM (H9MG5)
New Hillary ad.
She's gonna make corporations pay their fair share.
Companies that leave she will impose an exit tax.
Then she will invest that money and create so many jobs just like post WWII.
Does anyone fall for this crap?
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:40 PM (7lVbc)
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One thing's for sure: she doesn't.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 03:51 PM (5o5ek)
Except out of the Country they go... Who pays now Hillary?
Posted by: donna at August 07, 2016 03:52 PM (O2RFr)
Why am I supposed to read critics with an axe to grind again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:08 PM (WV3Yp)
Critics provide a valuable service: if they like a movie, you KNOW it sucks.
It's kinda like the Democrat Party. If they think any of your ideas sound good, you need to have a rethink.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 03:52 PM (SRKgf)
Definitely some kind of genetic component.
My dad had cancer, so I know I might eventually.
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:52 PM (7lVbc)
Check out this pic of SS hauling the FAB up some steps
https://twitter.com/Always_Trump/status/762348882802061313
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:51 PM (7lVbc)
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WHOA. No wonder the press isn't allowed to photograph her getting onto or off a plane.
I hope Drudge prints it in VistaVision.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 03:53 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 07, 2016 03:53 PM (J/8L0)
Posted by: The NYT at August 07, 2016 03:54 PM (Tyii7)
I go by opinions only of people I know and can account for. (Sadly, they're not giving Suicide Squad good word of mouth. Expect a week two falloff.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 07, 2016 03:54 PM (vyqqu)
Check out this pic of SS hauling the FAB up some steps
https://twitter.com/Always_Trump/status/762348882802061313
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:51 PM (7lVbc)
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It takes a village.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 03:55 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 07, 2016 03:54 PM (vyqqu)
I might wait for the RLM review on it. With a few exceptions, they usually are close to my taste for movies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 03:56 PM (WV3Yp)
...who are we fooling, I'd have to send the emus back within a month.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 07, 2016 03:56 PM (vyqqu)
https://twitter.com/Always_Trump/status/762348882802061313
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:51 PM (7lVbc)
Wow.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 03:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: baronthebarbarian at August 07, 2016 03:57 PM (7UZ5U)
https://twitter.com/Always_Trump/status/762348882802061313
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:51 PM (7lVbc)
Geez, what do they do when she is getting on a plane? Literally have to carry her?
Every time I see her with secret service, I flash to her various comments to and about the SS that have leaked out over the years. I could not detest a person more than one who treats someone who will take a bullet for you like dirt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 03:58 PM (WV3Yp)
What do you think this is? Advanced renal failure bloating up those feet? Cardio failure? Stroke?
If this woman wasn't so evil I'd feel sorry for her.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 03:59 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 03:59 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Willy J. at August 07, 2016 03:59 PM (BZey7)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 04:00 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 04:00 PM (bMG0w)
https://twitter.com/Always_Trump/status/762348882802061313
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:51 PM (7lVbc)
That picture needs explaining. Did she trip? Can she not walk up stairs anymore? Very interesting.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:00 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: baronthebarbarian
See ya, person whose nic I've never seen before!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 04:00 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: setnaffa at August 07, 2016 04:00 PM (jl6Ly)
Posted by: baronthebarbarian at August 07, 2016 03:57 PM (7UZ5U)
If all it took was this post, you haven't been here very long or during the good times!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 04:01 PM (wYnyS)
Critcs panned "13 Hours" - and now it's made $40+ million in dvd and online video sales.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 04:01 PM (NOIQH)
The entire hanging, hanged, past tense thing. Everybody of my generation, who had to take a shower after gym class, knew that some guys weren't hanged. They were hung.
Anyway, I imagine 0bama will have to load another plane full of cash to pay off the Iranian spies family now. To save Hillary.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 07, 2016 04:01 PM (ZnIt3)
If this woman wasn't so evil I'd feel sorry for her.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 03:59 PM (6FqZa)
God only knows. Considering her physical infirmities, plus the various mental and speech related miscues she has had lately, I am not sure all her dogs are barking, at this point.
Given the ways these things usually work though, she will probably live another 20 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:01 PM (WV3Yp)
Yep. And the late unlamented DDR showed the
rationale: the state had paid for people's education, and so they had to
pay back before they left. So now you know where that "free college" is
coming from, and where it's going to go.
Notice also the DDR was perfectly happy to let the old and the sick
leave; they just wanted the young and the healthy, so they could squeeze
the juice out of them.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 03:49 PM (SRKgf)
It's not just a case of preventing citizens from moving out of the country, it also applies to movement INSIDE the borders. Hence the commie fetish for internal passports and residence permits.
The blue states have started making noises on that score as well. The recent 2008 CA proposal to implement an exit tax for CA residents who move out of state, for example.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2016 04:02 PM (LuZz8)
That picture needs explaining. Did she trip? Can she not walk up stairs anymore? Very interesting.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:00 PM (CFc5L)
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The pic itself explains why the press is forbidden to photograph her getting on or off a plane.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 04:03 PM (5o5ek)
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SO disappointed with this. I was led to believe there would be black uniforms and a gallows!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 07, 2016 04:03 PM (jR7Wy)
https://twitter.com/Always_Trump/status/762348882802061313
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:51 PM (7lVbc)
Like the media working hard to drag her over the finish line.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2016 04:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 04:01 PM (wYnyS)
If the various comment threads did not get you to quit, I can only assume that s/he had a sudden stroke.
Maybe it's Hillary!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:03 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2016 04:04 PM (NOIQH)
I can't be the first person to come up with that, but I wanted to be sure it got said.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2016 04:04 PM (gfJWV)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 04:04 PM (wPiJc)
I wonder if he is actually a medic and not SS
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 04:04 PM (7lVbc)
Hillary's feet, October 2014: http://i.___ur.com/CEHmFlk.jpg
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 04:05 PM (5o5ek)
The science is impeccable.
Posted by: Neil deAsse Tyson at August 07, 2016 04:05 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 07, 2016 04:06 PM (ZnIt3)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jbx92p3
Posted by: Lizzy
I think it's more of a case that it's hard to walk when you're wearing asbestos Depends due to liar liar pantsuit on fire possibilities.
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2016 04:06 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Billy Bub Clinton at August 07, 2016 04:06 PM (ZxmMG)
https://youtu.be/SebPhxjmmUs
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 04:07 PM (7lVbc)
A remarkably genial host and he has my thanks.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 07, 2016 04:07 PM (CeHbE)
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2016 04:08 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 04:03 PM (5o5ek)
Did not know. Wow. Her whole existence seems to be hiding things. That's quite a life she's got. She goes to bed with visions of subterfuge.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:10 PM (CFc5L)
I guess I view hanged as the "long drop" wherein the neck is broken by the drop so the hangee doesn't suffocate to death whereas I viewed hanging as a form of "short drop" wherein the hangee is deliberately left to suffocate.
I think there is little doubt the good Iranian doctor so casually betrayed by Hillary was provided the equivalent of the short drop crane elevation hanging!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 04:10 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 07, 2016 04:12 PM (k0TcB)
Did not know. Wow. Her whole existence seems to be hiding things. That's quite a life she's got. She goes to bed with visions of subterfuge.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:10 PM (CFc5L)
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Yup: http://tinyurl.com/jhjoesq
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 04:13 PM (5o5ek)
A remarkably genial host and he has my thanks.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 07, 2016 04:07 PM (CeHbE)
Hola Jinx! Bannion was, and is, a thoughtful really nice man and I miss him here as well!
BTW, son's family is enjoying "real" civilization this weekend, wish I was there.
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 04:14 PM (wYnyS)
There are two verbs "to hang." The past tense of the one that refers to suspension generally is "hung." The past tense of the other one, the one that refers to the method of execution, is "hanged."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 04:14 PM (SRKgf)
a place where he was unknown announces he's not coming back, does
anybody care?
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 07, 2016 04:12 PM (k0TcB)
Baron Munchausen lives on!
Posted by: Rudolf Erich Raspe at August 07, 2016 04:16 PM (wYnyS)
I wonder if he is actually a medic and not SS
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 04:04 PM (7lVbc)
He's sysop.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 04:16 PM (SRKgf)
Wow. This post just got me to stop reading this blog. I like you Ace. Adios and goodluck
Posted by: baronthebarbarian at August 07, 2016 03:57 PM (7UZ5U)
Okay, cupcake. Bye.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2016 04:17 PM (LuZz8)
This was actually lampooned by Robert Heinlein in one of his "juveniles", Rocket Ship Galileo. I think the article was actually retracted in 1969, just prior to the Apollo 11 moonflight.
I think the original article in the Times was critical of early experimental rocketry research being reported about Robert Goddard.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 07, 2016 04:19 PM (S6Pax)
It's not just a case of preventing citizens from moving out of the country, it also applies to movement INSIDE the borders. Hence the commie fetish for internal passports and residence permits.
The blue states have started making noises on that score as well. The recent 2008 CA proposal to implement an exit tax for CA residents who move out of state, for example.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2016 04:02 PM (LuZz
Controlling internal movements is crucial to running a command economy. If you set prices and wages centrally, they'll be way off in some places, and people will thunder there. Imagine if you set rents and wages everywhere at Manhattan levels, or at North Dakota levels.
The only way to prevent chaos is to prevent people, goods, and services from moving freely.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 04:19 PM (SRKgf)
Have you ever seen the 'gay day' celebrations in Iran? They bring in about three cranes and hoist the accused up by the neck. Brutal stuff.
With $400, 000, 000 in unmarked American currency they're not going to run out of cranes anytime soon.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 07, 2016 04:20 PM (ZnIt3)
a place where he was unknown announces he's not coming back, does
anybody care?
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet
So, where are you going with this?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 07, 2016 04:20 PM (S6Pax)
Her goal is to win the Presidency and always be the Historic First, rather than actually, you know, being President.
Posted by: pep at August 07, 2016 04:22 PM (LAe3v)
Does anyone know why he quit so abruptly?
Posted by: pep at August 07, 2016 04:23 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep
With great power comes great ability for graft. - stuff the evil Spiderman said.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 07, 2016 04:24 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 07, 2016 04
Baron butthurt at 328.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 07, 2016 04:24 PM (k0TcB)
Spare a thought for the CIA trying to recruit agents:
"So, how would you like to spy for America? Our Democrat Administration will keep you safe."
"Fuck you."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 04:25 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 07, 2016 04:25 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: pep at August 07, 2016 04:22 PM (LAe3v)
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I'm not so sure about that. Her enemy's list must make Nixon look like Mother Teresa. She has scores to settle.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 07, 2016 04:25 PM (s8G4u)
I hope Trump doesn't say anything about it. Could be a trap.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:25 PM (RYe1X)
Posted by: pep
I think it was something that YOU said.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 07, 2016 04:25 PM (S6Pax)
He mumbled about the DH rule, and the lack of cowbell.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 07, 2016 04:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: pep at August 07, 2016 04:23 PM (LAe3v)
Speculation, but I think it was the level and intensity of the political acrimony here that turned him off. I hope he'll return!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 04:26 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 04:28 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:29 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 04:28 PM (6FqZa)
Every post on AoS should have a trigger warning!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 04:29 PM (wYnyS)
To right past wrongs, men are no longer allowed to grill.
Posted by: Pigilito at August 07, 2016 04:29 PM (lDNRa)
You'd think an enterprising "journalist" would bribe some ground crew, but NOOOO!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 04:30 PM (wYnyS)
I read it and I was like, chalk up another body to Hillary.
I'm glad it's being picked up.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:31 PM (RYe1X)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:29 PM (CFc5L)
Hmmm. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *pause* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Posted by: THE MSM at August 07, 2016 04:31 PM (WV3Yp)
I hope Trump doesn't say anything about it. Could be a trap.
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Might not be Hillary at all. Might be a body double. Or triple.
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 04:31 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 02:41 PM (wYnyS)
Water purification systems.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2016 04:31 PM (gfJWV)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 07, 2016 04:31 PM (wPiJc)
Does anyone know why he quit so abruptly?
Posted by: pep
I think it was something that YOU said.
Well, sure. I meant something in addition to that.
Posted by: pep at August 07, 2016 04:32 PM (LAe3v)
I hope Trump doesn't say anything about it. Could be a trap.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:25 PM (RYe1X)
I kind of thought the same thing. Is it a photoshop? But then why is the press not allowed to photograph her getting on/off airplane? She must be struggling with something or other.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:32 PM (CFc5L)
But even I have to ask myself--are they're ANY journalists left who, you know, want to actually be a journalist??
Are they all afraid of not being invited to the cocktail parties?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:33 PM (RYe1X)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:32 PM (CFc5L)
I'd say the weight on her soul. But we know that can't be true since she doesn't have one.
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 04:34 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 07, 2016 04:34 PM (97XyN)
1) I wonder if the press is merely covering for her because she is the front runner. They do not think her various maladies (a fun word, wish I got to use it more) are that serious. And are just brazenly in the tank. They have convinced themselves that it is all physical.
2) They feel like they are the modern day versions of the journalists who hid how badly FDR was physically infirm. All political junkies do this (left and right.) FDR was their Godot, just as Reagan was ours.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:35 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Blacklake at August 07, 2016 04:37 PM (b9GlI)
Posted by: Willy J. at August 07, 2016 04:37 PM (BZey7)
But even I have to ask myself--are they're ANY journalists left who, you know, want to actually be a journalist??
Are they all afraid of not being invited to the cocktail parties?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:33 PM (RYe1X)
This all goes back to the thing that changed around 30 years ago. I remember reading an article which said the most popular answer to the question "Why do you want to be a journalist?" changed from "I want to report/publicize the truth." to "I want to change the world." around that time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:38 PM (WV3Yp)
And the press obeyed, pretty much, with the taboo pictures of FDR. It was a rare photo that was released showing his physical disability. They were obliging even back then. There is a word for that, something Clint Eastwood used the other day....
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:39 PM (CFc5L)
I remember when the free press in this country reported actual news of consequence.
Who am I kidding? I honestly don't remember that. Maybe Vic remembers.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 07, 2016 04:39 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Willy J. at August 07, 2016 04:37 PM (BZey7)
No, according to G.I. Joe that involved diving to the deepest part of the world's ocean. (Really!)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:39 PM (WV3Yp)
Well, here's your chance. Change the world by telling the truth for once.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:40 PM (RYe1X)
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2016 04:41 PM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Willy J. at August 07, 2016 04:37 PM (BZey7)
No, according to G.I. Joe that involved diving to the deepest part of the world's ocean. (Really!)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:39 PM (WV3Yp)
I don't remember much about that old show, but I do remember that!
Posted by: josephistan at August 07, 2016 04:42 PM (7qAYi)
Well, here's your chance. Change the world by telling the truth for once.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:40 PM (RYe1X)
They'll hop to it if Trump is elected. It'll be like a friggin horse race at the Kentucky Derby.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:42 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: pep at August 07, 2016 04:23 PM (LAe3v)
Speculation, but I think it was the level and intensity of the political acrimony here that turned him off. I hope he'll return!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 07, 2016 04:26 PM (wYnyS)
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Me too. We've all seen this jewel of the internet morph from smart military blog to angry political blog and I think we've lost some regulars because of it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 07, 2016 04:42 PM (jR7Wy)
They may be wrong much of the time, but I think weathermen do their best.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2016 04:44 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: josephistan at August 07, 2016 04:42 PM (7qAYi)
I do not remember much of that because it was so bizarre. That and when they made the Cobra Supreme(?) and they took the DNA of all the great leaders of history:
Caesar
Ghengis Khan
Napoleon
Sergeant Slaughter (really!)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:45 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 07, 2016 04:42 PM (jR7Wy)
And even worse...the quality of the discourse has coarsened.
Maetenloch was 100% correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2016 04:45 PM (Zu3d9)
https://twitter.com/Always_Trump/status/762348882802061313
Posted by: @votermom at August 07, 2016 03:51 PM (7lVbc)
Golly.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2016 04:45 PM (gfJWV)
Maetenloch was 100% correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2016 04:45 PM (Zu3d9)
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Yeah, sorry about that. I always grab the low-hanging fruit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 07, 2016 04:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Princess Chelly at August 07, 2016 04:47 PM (WVsWD)
"DNA? what's that 'Bob'(cannot remember the character name)"
"That stands for Deoxyribonucleic acid. The building block for all life."
Even with the 'heavy water' stuff (IT'S HEAVY SO IT SINKS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!) I learned more from those cartoons I wager than kids do today.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:48 PM (WV3Yp)
https://twitter.com/Always_Trump/status/762348882802061313
There's a worse picture if you keep scrolling down. I honestly wish I hadn't.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2016 04:48 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:48 PM (RYe1X)
Flint, Michigan leads the country in water putrification.
Same word, spelled the same, pronounced differently. Depends on reader to determine the correct answer.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 07, 2016 04:49 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 07, 2016 04:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Heh....
Seriously though, the quality has declined. I think that the Ban Hammer is going to start getting more use until the nastiness subsides a bit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2016 04:50 PM (Zu3d9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXGzO2aDDRU
Posted by: mrt721 at August 07, 2016 04:50 PM (JeAp+)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 07, 2016 04:51 PM (k0TcB)
It will intensify.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:53 PM (RYe1X)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 07, 2016 04:53 PM (WVsWD)
It will intensify.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:53 PM (RYe1X)
At this point. I would be damn happy if for 4-8 years I could be forgiven for thinking that washington D.C. had disappeared because it was never in the news and nothing happened there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:54 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:56 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 04:57 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 04:57 PM (6FqZa)
My mistake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 04:58 PM (WV3Yp)
It's the same thing now with Hillary being the first woman. The only difference is that Obama was young and-to his supporters and people who didn't know any better--"fresh" and "exciting."
Hillz is an old bat.
But Trump hasn't gotten the "memo" which is one reason why he's taking it from all sides.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 05:00 PM (RYe1X)
If a Baron no one ever heard of decides to not go to a place where he
was unknown announces he's not coming back, does anybody care?
Wow, man, my head just, like, blew up, man. That is, like, totally heavy, man.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 07, 2016 05:00 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2016 05:02 PM (gfJWV)
Talk about downsides. Thanks NY Times! I lurn gud from you.
Posted by: oddknot still frets at August 07, 2016 05:05 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2016 05:16 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2016 05:02 PM (gfJWV)
It's got a Reuters watermark.
Posted by: gNewt..Keep Our Borders Open. Vote Paul Ryan at August 07, 2016 05:26 PM (NwIkk)
That picture of Hillary being helped up the steps doesn't look right. Somethings...I don't know.
I hope Trump doesn't say anything about it. Could be a trap.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2016 04:25 PM (RYe1X)
I kind of thought the same thing. Is it a photoshop? But then why is the press not allowed to photograph her getting on/off airplane? She must be struggling with something or other.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2016 04:32 PM (CFc5L)
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I doubt it's fake, since one of them is watermarked with Reuters and another with Getty Images with the name of the photographer, Mark Makela.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 05:28 PM (5o5ek)
Here it is at Getty Images: http://tinyurl.com/gm4lq3n
Caption:
>>Democratic Presidential candidate, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton slips as she walks up the stairs into the non-profit SC Strong, a 2 year residential facility that helps former felons, substance abusers, and homeless move into self-sufficiency February 24, 2016 in North Charleston. The South Carolina Democratic Presidential Primary is held on February 27.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 05:32 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 07, 2016 05:33 PM (d3wbb)
Took awhile to get to the thread winner, but worth the wait
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 05:35 PM (6FqZa)
Former felons and substance abusers...?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 07, 2016 05:36 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: gNewt..Keep Our Borders Open. Vote Paul Ryan at August 07, 2016 06:01 PM (NwIkk)
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The U.S. has fallen and it can't get up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 06:23 PM (Nwg0u)
Perhaps we can come to a compromise- put all Libs in the Sahara (or somewhere else remote) and we'll just nuke them. They get their holocaust and we get our peace and quiet.
Posted by: Joe W at August 07, 2016 06:26 PM (BESV4)
Posted by: Javems at August 07, 2016 01:59 PM (yOqwj)
That will be next. After beer.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 07, 2016 06:29 PM (brIR5)
This has got to be the second dumbest sentence ever written behind ," Hillary Clinton is the most qualified person to run for President ever."
Posted by: rgallegos at August 07, 2016 06:30 PM (meoYc)
This has got to be the second dumbest sentence ever written behind ," Hillary Clinton is the most qualified person to run for President ever."
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Yeah, back when we all ate our meat raw, chicks were just as good at spear chucking as dudes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 07, 2016 06:33 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: DFCtomm at August 07, 2016 06:38 PM (3bdqw)
Posted by: Frankenstein's Monster at August 07, 2016 02:56 PM (7qAYi)
FIRE BRAD!
Posted by: Bride of Frankenstein at August 07, 2016 02:57 PM (qf6WZ)
FREE BIRD!!!
Posted by: Theodoric of York at August 07, 2016 06:55 PM (rwI+c)
The hipster writer elites at the NYTimes were just being ironic. It's the neaderthal right wingers who don't recognize good writing when they attempt to read it.
Posted by: H. Lighter at August 07, 2016 07:03 PM (40hem)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2016 02:46 PM (Zu3d9)
Lol, I especially liked the thing about growth hormones in food leading to ladies having larger breasts.
Right. And the Downsides?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2016 02:48 PM
Also leads to man-boobs.
Posted by: EyeTest at August 07, 2016 07:12 PM (5x9My)
FIFY
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 07, 2016 07:19 PM (o7l6R)
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2016 03:14 PM (bMG0w)
You've been talking to my dad on the other side!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 07, 2016 07:34 PM (e/iTc)
they're ANY journalists left who, you know, want to actually be a journalist?
They may be wrong much of the time, but I think weathermen do their best.
Sorry, I sat through one too many breakfast lectures about global warming by a Canadian with Shep Smith eye-tucks in LA.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 07, 2016 08:03 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Larry Geiger at August 07, 2016 08:15 PM (tVQPi)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at August 07, 2016 08:22 PM (KtMQY)
223 220 FIRE BAD!!
Posted by: Frankenstein's Monster at August 07, 2016 02:56 PM (7qAYi)
FIRE BRAD!
Posted by: Bride of Frankenstein at August 07, 2016 02:57 PM (qf6WZ)
YOU LOVED BRAD!
My wife thinks the girl in that commercial is cute. Does anybody else get a pet-bunny-in-the-pot vibe off her character?
No, NOT my wife.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 07, 2016 08:31 PM (Kucy5)
So there were some bad aspects.
Posted by: Steven S. at August 07, 2016 09:04 PM (iYydO)
Posted by: sinalco at August 07, 2016 10:19 PM (yODqO)
I doubt it's fake, since one of them is watermarked with Reuters and another with Getty Images with the name of the photographer, Mark Makela.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 05:28 PM (5o5ek)
But I would be afraid that that could be photoshopped onto a fake--right?
>>>435
Here it is at Getty Images: http://tinyurl.com/gm4lq3n
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 07, 2016 05:32 PM (5o5ek)
Ah-ha, yes, at Getty Image's own website. Thanks!
And here it is at Reuters:
http://tinyurl.com/hgykts4
U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton (in green coat, back to camera) loses her balance briefly as she arrives for a tour of SC STRONG, a home for ex-offenders and substance abusers on the grounds of the former Charleston Navy Yard in North Charleston, South Carolina February 24, 2016. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
IMAGE ID GF10000321653
Posted by: m at August 08, 2016 01:19 AM (gfJWV)
Ha- love it.
Outside fires are only something that happens at KKK rallies- according to their Victimization Professor.
Posted by: Mastro at August 08, 2016 12:57 PM (rgCEu)
Posted by: Claude Hopper at August 08, 2016 02:04 PM (Lk0wT)
asked me how I knew
My true love was true.
I of course replied
Something deep inside
Cannot be denied...
That song is worth all the cancer in the world.
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