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Evening Open Thread: And, Movies You Expected to be Awful, Which Were Actually Pretty Good

I just saw 2004's The Alamo, with Patrick Wilson (Lt. Col. Buck Travis), Jason Patric (Jim Bowie), Billy Bob Thornton (Davey -- um, David -- Crockett), and Dennis Quaid (Sam Houston).

Plus a sneering Mexican Dracula as Santa Anna. The actor's good -- I mean, he really makes you dislike Santa Anna, despite the fact Santa Anna doesn't do anything particularly villainous until near the end.

Not bad! It's too bad history let the movie down by having Bowie disappear halfway through the siege, bedridden due to his tuberculosis. Bowie's kind of this movie's Doc Holliday, a dangerous presence, but a dying one.

When he gets sick, he takes a lot of the movie's interest with him. Jason Patric is good in the role.

A pretty good movie. Not great but good. The battle scenes are a bit cheap and repetitive and unimaginative; also, there's not many of them. There is one interesting shot of dead bodies, blown by cannon-blast, hanging in the twisted black claws of a mesquite tree. Almost a sort of Biblical image, or maybe a Grail Quest image.

Billy Bob Thornton is an unexpected choice for Crockett, playing him as a kind of frontier hippie, but it's an interesting portrayal.

Posted by: Ace at 06:34 PM




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1 Just as long as they didn't put Crocket in a dress.

Posted by: Hank Hill at February 15, 2016 06:37 PM (z/Ubi)

2 GW speaking at a rally for his brother. Man, GW was great. He is making the case for JEB!, but it doesn't work. What he is saying about JEB! is what made GW great. JEB! is not GW.

Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at February 15, 2016 06:39 PM (6WoS1)

3 It's time for an Alamo story with zombies. The Zalamo.
Or something.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 06:39 PM (OvUux)

4 Never seen this one...will check Amazon...

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 06:40 PM (NOIQH)

5 Meh. Give me old movies with old actors. I've finally decided to become a curmudgeon.

Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 06:40 PM (DtNNC)

6 Billy Bob Thornton is a trip to watch. In Fargo season one he stole the show. Fargo season two pales in comparison.

Never really saw him before that. Dude can really act. Unless it's not an act.

Posted by: mega machines at February 15, 2016 06:40 PM (fbovC)

7 Davey Crockett could have used a Davy Crockett.

https://youtu.be/eiM-RzPHyGs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 06:40 PM (FkBIv)

8 le' sigh

Posted by: John Wayne at February 15, 2016 06:40 PM (e7T6D)

9 so I'm sure I missed this while I was at work, but... did you guy hear about TepidAir's new commenting policy?

They're going to full-on facebook comments only. Whoa.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 06:41 PM (AkOaV)

10 >>It's time for an Alamo story with zombies.

Except they'd probably make the Americans the bad guys, what with their "white privilege" and all...

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 06:41 PM (NOIQH)

11 JEB! talking now and defending GW. We get it, GW was great. JEB! is going nowhere.

Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at February 15, 2016 06:42 PM (6WoS1)

12 For whatever reason, I took BBT's character in Pushing Tin to be what he was really like. Not an act. Who knows?

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 06:42 PM (OvUux)

13 Who played Tubbs?

Posted by: Clarney at February 15, 2016 06:42 PM (dgO4h)

14 >>>>>It's time for an Alamo story with zombies.

i confess i thought that.

partly because it was a bit like 13 Hours, which makes the "zombie" imagery somewhat explicit.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 06:42 PM (dciA+)

15 OH sure... again with this shit

Posted by: Zombie General Santa Ana at February 15, 2016 06:43 PM (e7T6D)

16 Who plays Davy Crockett's partner Tubbs? Is it that Will Smith? I like him.

Posted by: Kensington at February 15, 2016 06:43 PM (7Kbxu)

17 ace -- you were talking about a new comment system last night. I hope you're not thinking about making us use FB comments.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 06:44 PM (AkOaV)

18 They're going to full-on facebook comments only. Whoa.Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Guess who have been here all day, clogging the threads?

Rhymes with Got Bare.

Posted by: mega machines at February 15, 2016 06:44 PM (fbovC)

19 Who plays Crockett's partner Tubbs?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 15, 2016 06:46 PM (H9MG5)

20 maybe Ace could use the commenting system at LGF?

/sarc

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 15, 2016 06:46 PM (ZpwZ/)

21 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 06:41 PM (AkOaV)

Lol, practically all that was talked about on the first couple of threads. Along with much "helpful" advice from the regular to the "Airish" which is likely to lead to many bannings and much hilarity.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 15, 2016 06:47 PM (GDulk)

22 I expected this to suck pretty bad. It was a nice surprise that it didn't. I really liked Billy Bob as Davey Crockett. Final scene with him was really damn good

Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 06:49 PM (mf0wg)

23 Plus a sneering Mexican Dracula as Santa Anna.

I'm Batman!

Posted by: Sneering Mexican Dracula at February 15, 2016 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

24 I think the current opinion is that Crockett and several others were captured alive, and then executed by order of Santa Anna.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 06:49 PM (rwI+c)

25 @12
For whatever reason, I took BBT's character in Pushing Tin to be what he was really like. Not an act. Who knows?

Posted by: ChocoCheese


ChocoCheese.. I didn't see the movie. I met the guy; the controller that inspired the article in the magazine that lead to the screenplay when I used to work at a small tower in Chicago suburbs. I met the guy at a party that had a lot of wise-guys from ORD and the TRACON and some outta towners from NY. { I'm retired ATC now.} The article is excellent if you can find it, btw.

I can say this though. The most accurate parts of the "movie" that I have seen... are the scenes of a house party... and all the controllers migrate together and talk shop while everyone else lurks. That shit is dead on accurate. Lots of hands in the air and shit. Heh. .... and drinking.

Posted by: Yip at February 15, 2016 06:49 PM (e7T6D)

26 Plus a sneering Mexican Dracula as Santa Anna.

But was he dynamic?

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at February 15, 2016 06:51 PM (8ZskC)

27 Historically, this one was probably closer than the John Wayne version, but I liked that one better. (Oddly enough, I felt the same way about the remake of "True Grit." The new one was closer to the book, but not as good as the original.)

Posted by: Retired Spook at February 15, 2016 06:52 PM (zUB9d)

28 Also Billy Bob in Sling Blade. Really good also.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 06:52 PM (mf0wg)

29 Third most romantic line in the English language.

"You hair is like a stack of hay, blowing around in a farmers field, and your eyes are like two fried eggs floating in a sea of mayonnaise....did I mention "blowing?"

Posted by: Geppeto Linguini at February 15, 2016 06:52 PM (aRUb8)

30 Where are the turkeys?

Posted by: fluffy at February 15, 2016 06:52 PM (AfsKp)

31
"Billy Bob Thornton (Davey -- um, David -- Crockett)"

William Robert Thornton.

Posted by: NCC at February 15, 2016 06:52 PM (tUl6S)

32 23 Plus a sneering Mexican Dracula as Santa Anna.

I'm Batman!
Posted by: Sneering Mexican Dracula at February 15, 2016 06:49 PM (oVJmc)



No. I'm Batman!

Posted by: Zorro at February 15, 2016 06:52 PM (z/Ubi)

33 >>>I expected this to suck pretty bad. It was a nice surprise that it didn't. I really liked Billy Bob as Davey Crockett. Final scene with him was really damn good

i just assumed it sucked so i never saw it before. It's pretty decent.

I have no idea if Davy Crockett was a kind of spacey hippie, but... what the hell, I'll go with it.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 06:52 PM (dciA+)

34 Plus a sneering Mexican Dracula as Santa Anna.


I think I saw this guy in front of Home Depot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2016 06:53 PM (8ZskC)

35 >>>istorically, this one was probably closer than the John Wayne version, but I liked that one better.

i'll look for that one; which role did Wayne play? Crockett?

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 06:53 PM (dciA+)

36 Ace, if you enjoyed the The Alamo, you might want to check out The History Channel's 2105 mini-series Texas Rising. It was very well done and reminded me of Lonesome Dove as far as acting, dialog, and overall production values. It sucked me in.

Posted by: Legio Invictus at February 15, 2016 06:53 PM (GkVWi)

37 29 Third most romantic line in the English language.

"You hair is like a stack of hay, blowing around in a farmers field, and your eyes are like two fried eggs floating in a sea of mayonnaise....did I mention "blowing?"
Posted by: Geppeto Linguini at February 15, 2016 06:52 PM (aRUb



Fourth:

Whoever pulls me out of you would be crowned King of England.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2016 06:53 PM (z/Ubi)

38 I saw Hot Air Refugees open for Captain Beefhart at the Monterry Pop Festival.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 06:54 PM (4/i9Y)

39 One of my favorite newer movies. Historically accurate, down to the snowstorm the Mexicans marched in on the way to the Alamo. Shows the heroes as the bunch of imperfect scalawags they were. This was the movie when I actually started to like Billy Bob Thornton. Heroism was forced on them. We have a saying here in Texas, if the Alamo had a backdoor we would all be eating tacos right now.

Posted by: Mose at February 15, 2016 06:54 PM (7C1ZY)

40 One False Move was another excellent Billy Bob Thorton flic.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2016 06:54 PM (R+30W)

41 Yeah I'll be gone if Facebook is required to comment. I have zero internet presence that can be tied to me. Intentionally. I'm not some newb to the net, either. Intentional strategy from the get-go.

There's some famous statement about 'only in anonymity can one say what they really think' that rings true with me. Actually it's a 'thing' that dates back to Founding People who wrote op-ed letters.

Posted by: mega machines at February 15, 2016 06:54 PM (fbovC)

42 Did you see the Texas Rising last year on the History channel. It was very good. Jeffrey Dean Morgan plays Bowie and he starved himself down to nothing to look consumptive. I believe it's available on demand.

http://www.history.com/shows/texas-rising

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 15, 2016 06:55 PM (kXoT0)

43 Santa Ana was definitely a villain. His troops massacred captured and defenseless rebels and refugees many times. He was ruthless in suppressing any insurgencies. Partly because they would do the same to him if the insurgency succeeded.

And that behavior is almost always what a civil war quickly devolves to.

Posted by: rd at February 15, 2016 06:55 PM (v0YLX)

44 Fifth

"You gonna eat that potato?"

Posted by: 1,000 Monkeys at 1,000 Typewriters at February 15, 2016 06:55 PM (8ZskC)

45 Best pickup line ever:
"does this smell like chloroform?"

Followup:
"can I just see if it fits?"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 06:55 PM (39g3+)

46 "i just assumed it sucked so i never saw it before. It's pretty decent."

It's always a pleasure to watch a movie, expecting it to be just marginally better than trimming your toenails, and actually enjoy it.

That might be a fun blow-off thread....

Movies That I expected To Suck But Didn't!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2016 06:55 PM (Zu3d9)

47 i'll check out Texas Rising; never heard of it. Thanks!

I'm interested in all these guys now, particularly crockett, and bowie.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 06:56 PM (dciA+)

48 How much of the movie was filmed in the basement?

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 06:56 PM (OvUux)

49 >>>Movies That I expected To Suck But Didn't!"


CLUE!

yeah good idea for a thread. I'll rename this one.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 06:56 PM (dciA+)

50 I loved that film. Can only imagine how Hollywood would portray Crockett now. Gay, Bi, Transgendered, Peace Activist, ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 06:56 PM (FsuaD)

51 "Best pickup line ever:
"does this smell like chloroform?"

Followup:
"can I just see if it fits?"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 06:55 PM (39g3+) "

I've always been partial to "Hi, I'm a Kennedy. How's about a nice car ride?"

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 06:57 PM (4/i9Y)

52 #36 It was good, wasn't it?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 15, 2016 06:57 PM (kXoT0)

53 If 7th grade Texas history taught me one thing it was this:

Fuck Santa Anna.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 06:57 PM (f3Iw2)

54 i'll check out Texas Rising; never heard of it.

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Eh - I have a hard time taking a history show very seriously, when they get the topography completely wrong. There are no cliffs along the Texas gulf.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2016 06:57 PM (gmeXX)

55 Did you see the Texas Rising last year on the History channel.

I wanted to see that, but it was on at the wrong time, I hope to get to see it some time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 06:58 PM (39g3+)

56

The Alamo (1960) >> The Alamo (2004)

In every possible way.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 06:58 PM (kdS6q)

57 49 >>>Movies That I expected To Suck But Didn't!"


CLUE!

yeah good idea for a thread. I'll rename this one.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 06:56 PM (dciA+)



Battleship. Though it is pretty awful right up until they are actually out to sea.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2016 06:58 PM (z/Ubi)

58 "Best pickup line ever:
"does this smell like chloroform?"

Followup:
"can I just see if it fits?"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 06:55 PM (39g3+) "

I've always been partial to "Hi, I'm a Kennedy. How's about a nice car ride?"
Posted by: broseidon king of the broken

I use "Better put some ice on that."

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 15, 2016 06:58 PM (zmW4B)

59 Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade.

Posted by: Davy Crockett at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (BngQR)

60 >>>
Eh - I have a hard time taking a history show very seriously, when they get the topography completely wrong. There are no cliffs along the Texas gulf.

there were green mountains present in the background of the Alamo movie; I was wondering if there were mountains (or hills) visible from the actual site. I don't know texas though.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (dciA+)

61 Ace - don't be afraid. You can move to Texas. A lot of people do. Come on down.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (gmeXX)

62 Davy Crockett was a kind of spacey hippie

http://tinyurl.com/j4ngm4t

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (FkBIv)

63 Lol, practically all that was talked about on the first couple of threads. Along with much "helpful" advice from the regular to the "Airish" which is likely to lead to many bannings and much hilarity.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 15, 2016 06:47 PM (GDulk

I figured. Unfortunately I started a new job recently and can no longer browse the 'hq at work. Have to, you know, work.


At least for now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (AkOaV)

64 My vent for the day: The Stupid Party's leaders in the Senate all rushed to say that Obama shouldn't appoint Scalia's successor or that they'll gum up the process so that Obama's appointment won't be confirmed.

Dumb.

They should have said that they welcome the chance to do their constitutional duty and give a fair hearing to whatever goofball our Low Information President nominates. Then they could hold a vote in which the idiot fails to even make it out of the Senate judiciary committee after having exposed the nominee as the unacceptable radical or political hack he or she will undoubtedly be.

But no. The GOPe senators had to scream and bang on their highchairs to reassure the base that they won't fold THIS time.

If McConnell and his lackeys hadn't been such unprincipled sellouts for so long, they wouldn't have needed to posture this time around.

Posted by: Furious George at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (3GAnN)

65 Battleship.


Yes. Surprisingly did not suck balls.

The Alien's ROE really hurt them. *cough* *cough*.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (rwI+c)

66 Ace, if you enjoyed the The Alamo, you might want to check out The History Channel's 2105 mini-series Texas Rising.

Only Ace could get tips about future TV which he can follow up on using that time machine he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: John Titor at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (Aaumc)

67 Movies That I expected To Suck But Didn't!

Almost everything with Adam Sandler. Some of his stuff is terrible but a lot of it is just stupid fun.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 07:00 PM (39g3+)

68 there were green mountains present in the background of the Alamo movie; I was wondering if there were mountains (or hills) visible from the actual site. I don't know texas though.

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I was speaking of Texas rising. I don't remember how big the hills were in Alamo movie. I don't think it was as bad as Texas Rising was - which was awful. The battle of San Jacinto was in a swamp.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2016 07:01 PM (gmeXX)

69 They're going to full-on facebook comments only. Whoa.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 06:41 PM (AkOaV)

In case nobody's said this before...

Fuck Facebook.

But I'm guessing it has.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 07:01 PM (3eoPa)

70 Most romantic line ever:

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2016 07:01 PM (/tuJf)

71 Here?

Posted by: Ralph at February 15, 2016 07:01 PM (5t7Yo)

72 Though I was surprised that a static naval exhibit still have live 15" shells, and propellent bags!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 07:01 PM (rwI+c)

73 59 Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade.
Posted by: Davy Crockett at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (BngQR)

Mmm hmmm.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 07:02 PM (kpqmD)

74 >>.I was speaking of Texas rising. I don't remember how big the hills were in Alamo movie. I don't think it was as bad as Texas Rising was - which was awful. The battle of San Jacinto was in a swamp.


well braveheart's depiction of the Battle of Stirling Bridge lacked a bridge so what are you gonna do

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:02 PM (dciA+)

75 68 there were green mountains present in the background of the Alamo movie; I was wondering if there were mountains (or hills) visible from the actual site. I don't know texas though.

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I was speaking of Texas rising. I don't remember how big the hills were in Alamo movie. I don't think it was as bad as Texas Rising was - which was awful. The battle of San Jacinto was in a swamp.
Posted by: SH at February 15, 2016 07:01 PM (gmeXX)



Could have been worse. You could have had a battle that took place on a bridge with no bridge and no water.

Posted by: William Wallace at February 15, 2016 07:02 PM (z/Ubi)

76 67 Movies That I expected To Suck But Didn't!

Almost everything with Adam Sandler. Some of his stuff is terrible but a lot of it is just stupid fun.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 07:00 PM (39g3+)

Happy Gilmore is his best comedy IMHO.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 07:02 PM (kpqmD)

77 When I lived in San Antonio there was some talk about moving the Alamo compound brick by brick to a more ex-urban location so that it would not be dwarfed by the surrounding high rises, but it turned out that nobody wanted to dismember the Alamo.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2016 07:03 PM (NeFrd)

78 I did like the movie that you reviewed.

As for Lonesome Dove, take a Saturday or a snow day, make chili, and watch Lonesome dove all day. Then when you get done with LD, make nachos with the chili and watch Open Range.

I love good cinematic westerns.

I also like the original True Grit much better than the remake. Kim Darby was much better as Mattie Ross than Hailee Steinfeld.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 15, 2016 07:03 PM (kXoT0)

79 but it turned out that nobody wanted to dismember the Alamo.


*groan*

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 07:03 PM (rwI+c)

80 9 so I'm sure I missed this while I was at work, but... did you guy hear about TepidAir's new commenting policy?

They're going to full-on facebook comments only. Whoa.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 06:41 PM (AkOaV)


It was the major topic of conversation in the daytime threads. Which I totally didn't read because I was at work.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 07:03 PM (sdi6R)

81 I actually paid $1.50 to see the Lost in Space movie that everyone hated.

Considering the camp stupidity of the original material, it was ridiculous that they made it "gritty." But as a B-movie sci-fi that had a self-contained universe? It was entertaining.

Gary Oldman picked up a check as the bad guy, and we got our money's worth for it.

Posted by: Leo Spaceman at February 15, 2016 07:04 PM (9o0aZ)

82
Battleship...

still have live 15" shells, and propellant bags!
Posted by: Grump928(C)




Lot of that going around.

Posted by: Steven Seagal's Under Siege

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 07:04 PM (kdS6q)

83 I used to annoy my ex-wife (a San Antonio native) whenever she got on a Texan superiority rant by pointing out that if it weren't for my native state of Tennessee, there wouldn't be any dammed Texas.

Having said that, I've often had to suppress the Crockett motion of, "You can go to hell, I'm going to Texas."

Posted by: Country Singer, at the bar at February 15, 2016 07:04 PM (NfB83)

84 I heard Leo DiCaprio was up for this role, but ol' Davy kills him a b'ar, not gets raped by 'em.

Posted by: Bill Bob Crockett at February 15, 2016 07:05 PM (H9MG5)

85 "Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade.
Posted by: Davy Crockett at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (BngQR) "

I aim to kill you with it. Then eat some french fried taters. Mm hmm.

Posted by: Karl at February 15, 2016 07:05 PM (4/i9Y)

86 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2016 07:03 PM (NeFrd)


Oh good Lord. A couple more paragraphs and you'd have had a feghoot.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 07:05 PM (kpqmD)

87 well braveheart's depiction of the Battle of Stirling Bridge lacked a bridge so what are you gonna do

------------

What I usually do. Bitch about it on an AOSHQ thread.

That or drink.

Those are my two outlets. Sometimes I combine them.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2016 07:05 PM (gmeXX)

88 I just read some damning reviews of Texas Rising at Amzn by Texans. I'll pass. Too bad, but typical.

Evidently History Channel's production is a tad weary on accuracy and a tad heavy on making Texans of the day look a tad shitty. Go read some of the reviews and see for yourself.

Posted by: Yip at February 15, 2016 07:05 PM (e7T6D)

89 Movies That I expected To Suck But Didn't!

"Cowboys and Aliens"...

You don't have to think about the premise, just watch it. It's fun.
Plus - Daniel Craig.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 15, 2016 07:06 PM (cDs+4)

90 >>> I actually paid $1.50 to see the Lost in Space movie that everyone hated.

Considering the camp stupidity of the original material, it was ridiculous that they made it "gritty." But as a B-movie sci-fi that had a self-contained universe? It was entertaining.

Gary Oldman picked up a check as the bad guy, and we got our money's worth for it.

...

horrible movie. Gary Oldman the only thing good in it. He attempted (and I bet this was his own thinking) to give Smith some kind of nihilist/anarchist ideology that would make sense.

but a terrible, terrible shit movie that is not in any way entertaining.

Damn, they didn't even include the robot, for crying out loud. Barely. The robot was under the boy's control most of the time, thus meaning, the robot, as his own character/personality, was absent.

The entire show was smith and the robot for crying out loud.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:06 PM (dciA+)

91 Deadpool.... GOOD!

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:06 PM (f7rv6)

92 From the intro to his auto-biography, Narrative of the Life of David Crockett

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/37925/37925-h/37925-h.htm

[ . . . ]
In the following pages I have endeavoured to give the reader a plain, honest, homespun account of my state in life, and some few of the difficulties which have attended me along its journey, down to this time. I am perfectly aware, that I have related many small and, as I fear, uninteresting circumstances; but if so, my apology is, that it was rendered necessary by a desire to link the different periods of my life together, as they have passed, from my childhood onward, and thereby to enable the reader to select such parts of it as he may relish most, if, indeed, there is any thing in it which may suit his palate.

[. . . ]

On the subject of my style, it is bad enough, in all conscience, to please critics, if that is what they are after. They are a sort of vermin, though, that I sha'n't even so much as stop to brush off. If they want to work on my book, just let them go ahead; and after they are done, they had better blot out all their criticisms, than to know what opinion I would express of them, and by what sort of a curious name I would call them, if I was standing near them, and looking over their shoulders. They will, at most, have only their trouble for their pay. But I rather expect I shall have them on my side.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 07:06 PM (q2o38)

93 84 I heard Leo DiCaprio was up for this role, but ol' Davy kills him a b'ar, not gets raped by 'em.
Posted by: Bill Bob Crockett at February 15, 2016 07:05 PM (H9MG5)

Got raped by a b'ar when he was only three

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 07:06 PM (kpqmD)

94 Can only imagine how Hollywood would portray Crockett now.

I see John Wayne mixed with 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert!'

Posted by: Hollywood at February 15, 2016 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

95 The theatrical trailer for Kill Bill Vol 1 was the least interesting thing I'd ever seen. So I went into that movie expecting it to be a stinker, even knowing Tarantino was directing it. It wasn't his best work, but it was worlds better than the trailer.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:07 PM (4/i9Y)

96 I loved that film. Can only imagine how Hollywood would portray Crockett now. Gay, Bi, Transgendered, Peace Activist, ugh.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 06:56 PM (FsuaD)



Oppressive, gun nut, racist, white males attacking poor innocent Mexicans. Essentially terrorists hold up at the Alamo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 07:07 PM (45oDG)

97 I also like the original True Grit much better than the remake. Kim Darby was much better as Mattie Ross than Hailee Steinfeld.

They both are good, really good, but I agree Kim Darby was the better actress. On the other hand, as much as I like the Duke, I think Jeff Bridges was more like the book's presentation of a drunken reprobate who was yet a noble and heroic figure.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 07:07 PM (39g3+)

98 85 "Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade.
Posted by: Davy Crockett at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (BngQR) "

I aim to kill you with it. Then eat some french fried taters. Mm hmm.
Posted by: Karl at February 15, 2016 07:05 PM (4/i9Y)

Get some of that thar potted meat. Got lips and peckers in it, mmm hmmm.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 07:08 PM (kpqmD)

99 all I can say is thank god the 'hq still exists un-encumbered by technology newer than the 20th century.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 07:08 PM (AkOaV)

100 " but it turned out that nobody wanted to dismember the Alamo."

*shakes head*

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 07:08 PM (0C2f1)

101 Who did we fight at the Alamo? Mexicans, that's who, or as I like to call them, Ted Cruz's lying comrades.

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP at February 15, 2016 07:08 PM (TJCSB)

102 Idiocracy is people

Posted by: Dale Gribble at February 15, 2016 07:08 PM (lpKcd)

103 180 years ago next week.

Posted by: x at February 15, 2016 07:08 PM (nFwvY)

104 @36.. Texas Rising was fantastic. One of the best things I have seen on TV in quite awhile.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2016 07:09 PM (CNHr1)

105 The 1960 "Alamo" with John Wayne...can't beat it.
The 2004 one is good enough...but not great.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 15, 2016 07:09 PM (cDs+4)

106 all I can say is thank god the 'hq still exists un-encumbered by technology newer than the 20th century.

Its powered by steam.

No, not that Steam, actual steam.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

107 Everyone should make a point of visiting the Alamo.

Important piece of our history. And San Antonio is a great town. Heck, I was conceived there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 07:09 PM (FsuaD)

108 I vant to drink your blood.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 15, 2016 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

109 Off to make chicken piccata.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 07:10 PM (FsuaD)

110 Its powered by steam.

No, not that Steam, actual steam.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

Nothing wrong with steam. Dated technology, but it still works.

plus its EMP proof. Which is important for blog technology IMHO.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 07:10 PM (AkOaV)

111 So now you have to a Facebook maricon to post at HA

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 15, 2016 07:11 PM (HgMAr)

112 The trailers and publicity for True Grit were particularly effective for me because they used Peasall Sisters and Johnny Cash. You just can't go wrong.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 07:11 PM (39g3+)

113 "
Oppressive, gun nut, racist, white males attacking poor innocent Mexicans. Essentially terrorists hold up at the Alamo "

They've been pushing this hard the last few years, no joke.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 07:11 PM (f3Iw2)

114 "The entire show was smith and the robot for crying out loud.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:06 PM (dciA+) "

I imagine Jonathan Harris's portrayal of Dr. Smith wouldn't go over too well in 1998. Nowadays he'd be the main character and the heroic figure, since he's, in the words of Family Guy, a "mincing boy hungry pedophile."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:11 PM (4/i9Y)

115 Yeah, a lot of movies set in Texas are filmed in high Alpine locations (Rockies, Sierra Nevada, whatever). Timberline, towering Ponderosa pines, snow-capped peaks. Not a hint of that anywhere in Texas (to speak of).


There was one with Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott who were brothers rescuing their family from some villain in the vicinity of Galveston. Lots of high mountain peaks in that part of the state, uh huh!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2016 07:11 PM (NeFrd)

116 Evidently History Channel's production is a tad weary on accuracy

The hell you say.

Posted by: AD at February 15, 2016 07:11 PM (QWY55)

117 Mexican vampires are just doing the bloodsucking American vampires won't do.

Posted by: El Jefe HEB Boosh at February 15, 2016 07:11 PM (zmW4B)

118 Ace probably wouldn't like Texas. Too much sun light. Flood Season changes quickly into a looooong hot dry summer of heat, despair and hot car door handles.

I've lived here all my life. Someday I will the cultural desolation of Austin and live in the Rocky Mountains where the car door handles won't give me first degree burns. Someday.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 07:11 PM (CbGSW)

119 74 >>.I was speaking of Texas rising. I don't remember how big the hills were in Alamo movie. I don't think it was as bad as Texas Rising was - which was awful. The battle of San Jacinto was in a swamp.


well braveheart's depiction of the Battle of Stirling Bridge lacked a bridge so what are you gonna do

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:02 PM (dciA+)


It was.... A Bridge too Far.... away to see?

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:11 PM (f7rv6)

120 Hollywood better just keep its stinking paws off of The Searchers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 07:12 PM (45oDG)

121 >>>Everyone should make a point of visiting the Alamo.<<<<

And make sure you hit Auggie's BBQ while you're in town. Good stuff.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (tEDMc)

122 >>>I imagine Jonathan Harris's portrayal of Dr. Smith wouldn't go over too well in 1998.

adam baldwin mentioned to me that he played Jayne Cobb as funny partly based on the idea that Lost in Space never got rid of its own villain because he was funny.

He thought maybe the idea might be to get rid of him at some point, so he tried the Dr. Smith route.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (dciA+)

123 Gravity

Wait that was a movie I thought would be awful and was even worse than I thought.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (gmeXX)

124 Movies You Expected to be Awful, Which Were Actually Pretty Good

The original (1974) Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Posted by: cool breeze at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (ckvus)

125 that's it?.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (0O7c5)

126 I didn't see the movie, but the trailer to Krampus was far better than I was expecting.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (f3Iw2)

127
I thought I saw the Hot Air Choral Group sing "Refugee" on youtube, but I can't find the link now.


And 'Battleship' had some great visuals.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (jw09+)

128 110 Its powered by steam.

No, not that Steam, actual steam.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

Nothing wrong with steam. Dated technology, but it still works.

plus its EMP proof. Which is important for blog technology IMHO.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 07:10 PM (AkOaV)


shit.... my first US Navy ship had a Steam Plant...

damn.... I'm old....

Get off my lawn...

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (f7rv6)

129 Wasn't it Billy Bob Thornton who got paid to boink Halley Berry in that one movie?

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (AJeMv)

130 >>>Hollywood better just keep its stinking paws off of The Searchers

oh but they didn't. Ron Howard (I think) took a crack at it last year, or 2014, in "The Disappeared," or something like that. Tommy Lee Jones is in it, I think.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:14 PM (dciA+)

131 106 all I can say is thank god the 'hq still exists un-encumbered by technology newer than the 20th century.

Its powered by steam.

No, not that Steam, actual steam.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 07:09 PM (oVJmc)


I like to think there's just a gerbil running in a wheel somewhere.

Posted by: AD at February 15, 2016 07:14 PM (QWY55)

132 well braveheart's depiction of the Battle of Stirling Bridge lacked a bridge so what are you gonna do

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:02 PM (dciA+)



IIRC, in a making of Braveheart they started out by having the battle on the bridge. But Gibson said, it wasn't working out for the battle scene he wanted. "The bridge is just getting in the way." The Scottish history advisor said, The English felt the same way at the time.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 07:15 PM (45oDG)

133 81 I actually paid $1.50 to see the Lost in Space movie that everyone hated.

Posted by: Leo Spaceman at February 15, 2016 07:04 PM (9o0aZ)


I saw it when it came out, because I was a big fan of the TV series. (I was about the same age as Will when it was on.)

The movie was pretty forgettable, but Lacey Chabert played Penny. She was underage at the time, and I sorta had to avert my eyes when she was on screen.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

134 24 I think the current opinion is that Crockett and several others were captured alive, and then executed by order of Santa Anna.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!

The Mexicans did play the bugle song--. I don't know the translation but in English it's "You Didn't Surrender, You Ferked Up. (No mercy)".

After Trump's elected, the Border service will blast it 24/7 from 1.6 million giant speakers mounted along the yuuuge wall.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 15, 2016 07:15 PM (QdAXQ)

135 "He thought maybe the idea might be to get rid of him at some point, so he tried the Dr. Smith route. "

That's awesome.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 07:15 PM (f3Iw2)

136 I thought I'd hate The Martian. I did not.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2016 07:15 PM (TJCSB)

137 "Hollywood better just keep its stinking paws off of The Searchers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 07:12 PM (45oDG)"

Once this comic book movie craze dies down, I'm sure Hollywood will be back to 24/7/365 sequels/prequels/reboots/remakes. You can't tell me you're not excited for Citizen Kane 2: Kane Rising.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:15 PM (4/i9Y)

138 Nothing beats touring the Alamo, then going down to the Riverwalk and eating fajitas and drinking Dos Equis and possibly tequila until you puke into the river and wake up in the hotel missing your shirt.

Still remember the Alamo though.


Posted by: brak at February 15, 2016 07:15 PM (mnjX+)

139 Its powered by steam. No, not that Steam, actual steam.Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Steam punk. Bought the wife a steam punk outfit a while back. Surprisingly arousing.

Not that I have any desire to return to a hundred plus year old technology. But it's nice to know women can still look hot in tattered clothing. If it comes to that.

Posted by: mega machines at February 15, 2016 07:16 PM (fbovC)

140 128 Don Quixote

My second ship had steam power. My third had diesel. I got out before I went to sail and oar-powered ships.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

141
Hot Air to move to Facebook comment system by Ed Morrissey

4,301 Comments and counting



Like watching a Chinese human wave attack in Korea.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 07:16 PM (kdS6q)

142 shit.... my first US Navy ship had a Steam Plant...

How'd you get back from Havana?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2016 07:16 PM (8ZskC)

143 Saw Shutter Island a while back.

Was very skeptical, because DeCaprio....

Absolutely blown away by what Scorsese wrought.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 15, 2016 07:16 PM (/33sy)

144 IIRC, in a making of Braveheart they started out by having the battle on the bridge. But Gibson said, it wasn't working out for the battle scene he wanted. "The bridge is just getting in the way." The Scottish history advisor said, The English felt the same way at the time.

------------

Yeah, because Braveheart was so historically accurate other than that.

Great movie though.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2016 07:16 PM (gmeXX)

145 but it turned out that nobody wanted to dismember the Alamo.

what would they do with the basement?

Posted by: P.W. Herman at February 15, 2016 07:16 PM (pchTP)

146 >>Saw Shutter Island a while back.

Great book too.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2016 07:17 PM (/tuJf)

147 Those guys believed Texas was worth fighting and dying for. So do I.

Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2016 07:18 PM (zLDYs)

148 Texas History Movies was a comic strip that ran back in the 20-30s, basically tells Texas History in comic book format. I read them as a kid and the book is still on Amazon. Very groovy. And unPC.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 07:18 PM (kf2iZ)

149 shit.... my first US Navy ship had a Steam Plant...

damn.... I'm old....

Get off my lawn...
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (f7rv6)

Thank you for your service, sir. I was not aware we had any WWI vets in the horde.

That freakin' archduke, amiright or what?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 07:18 PM (AkOaV)

150 My second ship had steam power. My third had diesel.

My second had steam power. My first was diesel and made of wood (for real).

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (FkBIv)

151 what would they do with the basement?

*****


Bring in sacks of sand, trade the sand for the interior air of the basement, move the sacks of air out to the new location by truck and pour them under the re-located Alamo building.


Duh!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (NeFrd)

152 You can't tell me you're not excited for Citizen Kane 2: Kane Rising.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
----------
The Wrath Of Kane?

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (OUpHg)

153 "Wasn't it Billy Bob Thornton who got paid to boink Halley Berry in that one movie?

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (AJeMv) "

Yup. Monster's Ball. I never thought Halle Berry was quite as hot as Hollywood pretended she was, but I've gotta admit she looked good in that. Also in Swordfish.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (4/i9Y)

154 Made me want to scream and weep when it was over.... and almost (almost!) ruined Mahler for me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (/33sy)

155 The Alamo (2004) was I thought better and more realistic than the one with the Duke.
The evidence that some were captured and executed was I think from a diary or account left by one of the Mexican Col.'s

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (BkhW6)

156 143 Saw Shutter Island a while back.

Was very skeptical, because DeCaprio....

Absolutely blown away by what Scorsese wrought.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 15, 2016 07:16 PM (/33sy)

Concur. I was reading the book at work and a coworker asked me what I was doing reading something called "Shitter Island."

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (OvUux)

157 well braveheart's depiction of the Battle of Stirling Bridge lacked a bridge so what are you gonna do



William Wallace never dorked the she-wolf Isabella of France either but he probably should have tried because Sophie Marceau.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (8ZskC)

158 Once this comic book movie craze dies down

Once comic book readers die, I expect Hollywood to move to an endless series of video game re-enactments.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (w/iDp)

159 Mark Levin is on fire right now.
Trump supporters won't like it.

Posted by: navybrat at February 15, 2016 07:20 PM (8QGte)

160
The Mexicans did play the bugle song--. I don't know the
translation but in English it's "You Didn't Surrender, You Ferked Up.
(No mercy)".



It's called the 'Deguello'. Which means, cut throat. No prisoners.

youtube:
https://tinyurl.com/zmrrk3x

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 07:20 PM (CbGSW)

161 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 07:00 PM (39g3+)

We watched his recent movie Pixels at my sister and b-i-l's house on Christmas. I'm very conflicted because it was so awful, yet funny(ish) at the same time. I get the impression that Sandler *was* a video game nerd as a kid and this was a movie he really wanted to make.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 15, 2016 07:20 PM (GDulk)

162 "4,301 Comments and counting

Like watching a Chinese human wave attack in Korea.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 07:16 PM (kdS6q) "

See, all they had to do to improve the number of comments was permanently ruin the site. Surprised they didn't think of this masterstroke years ago.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:20 PM (4/i9Y)

163 A reminder for all our Texas morons, early voting for the primary begins in about 12 hours

Posted by: Sam Houston at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (12kBq)

164 I thought I'd hate The Martian. I did not.

I recently realized that 'The Martian' is the non-pulp version of 'Robinson Crusoe on Mars.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

165 The Wrath Of Kane?

Posted by: Chi


*****

Kane-onball Run

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (NeFrd)

166 On this here Smart Military Blog no one is going to say anything about those 16 inch shells on the battleships?

My, aren't we being polite this evening. Mustabeen a type, eh?

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (jw09+)

167 >>Great book too.

Gah! Wanted to shoot myself in the head after finishing that book -- so depressing.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (NOIQH)

168 I've found all of the "Paranormal Activity" movies far more entertaining then they probably have any right to be. Not a dud amongst them so far.

Posted by: Kensington at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (7Kbxu)

169 there were green mountains present in the background of the Alamo movie; I was wondering if there were mountains (or hills) visible from the actual site. I don't know texas though.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 06:59 PM (dciA+)

No.

I live about 8 minutes from the Alamo.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (c80mr)

170 Do you like sandwiches?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy & Chris Dodd at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (Vm8WO)

171 First post-debate SC poll:

Godzilla: 33
Reverend Teddy Bear: 14
Lobotomized Robotio: 14

Bush, Carson, Kung Foo Kasich etc. well under the above.

SC House GOP poll.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (3myMJ)

172 Was very skeptical, because DeCaprio...

Expected them to be insipid, but I find I enjoy his films. And Matt Damon is not a dunce in those Jason Bourne movies. Now that's acting!

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (ZxmMG)

173 150 Bertram Cabot Jr.

MSO?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

174 well braveheart's depiction of the Battle of Stirling Bridge lacked a bridge so what are you gonna do

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:02 PM (dciA+)


IIRC, in a making of Braveheart they started out by having the battle on the bridge. But Gibson said, it wasn't working out for the battle scene he wanted. "The bridge is just getting in the way." The Scottish history advisor said, The English felt the same way at the time.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 07:15 PM (45oDG)



I loved the movie. I won't knock it just because Mel Gibson is persona non grata now. But Braveheart was actually incredibly, incredibly historically inaccurate in a lot of other respects.

William Wallace never had an affair or probably even met the queen (which would have been difficult since she was a little kid at the time). He wasn't betrayed at the Battle of Falkirk. Every bad thing they show Robert the Bruce doing never happened. I could probably keep going for a few paragraphs.

Posted by: AD at February 15, 2016 07:22 PM (QWY55)

175 MSO?
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Yep. 1971-1973

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 07:22 PM (FkBIv)

176 A friend and I were in San Antonio the last weekend in January for PAX South. First time I had been since I was child. So weird that the Alamo is basically just in the middle of downtown.

BTW, said friend and I stood in line at said PAX South for 2+ hours to get 10 minute demo of the Oculus Rift. Overrated and nowhere near worth what their asking for it, not to mention the rig you'll actually need to run it.

But yeah, San Antonio...nice restaurants.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 15, 2016 07:22 PM (AJeMv)

177 "The Mexicans did play the bugle song--. I don't know the translation
but in English it's "You Didn't Surrender, You Ferked Up. (No mercy)".

"

Deguello, also the name of a ZZ Top album.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 07:22 PM (kf2iZ)

178 Ace... IF you ever get into this ... a visit would be cool to San Antonio. Stay at the historic Menger hotel across the street from the Alamo. Teddy Roosevelt recruited rough riders in the bar there... ( awesome old hotel and awesome historic bar ).

The Alamo is serious shit. No wearing hats allowed inside! They take it very serious as a shrine.

A couple of years ago I drove down thru Gonzales, TX, where the white and black -canon-flag comes from ... come and take it!. Very cool little park in town with monument and plugged canon. ( for show )

Then on over to Goliad, Tx ( link to battle in nic ) and toured the old fort there is well worth the $5 to tour it. Just near the fort is the monument to the massacred 342 who Santa Ana ordered killed.... and bodies left in the sun.

The Alamo is directly tied to Goliad, and ultimately to the battle of San Jacinto in Houston where General Antonio López de Santa Anna was subsequently captured.... having tried to escape... running away like a Democrat dog..... in a private's uniform. heh.


Posted by: Yip at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (e7T6D)

179 Best movie ever; The Outlaw Josey Wales.
With the sun to your back, spit your chew out, and get busy. Loved it.

Posted by: Junk in the Trunk at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (zNWur)

180 I enjoyed The Martian despite Matt Damon. Think it had to do with it not being one of those movies that lurched from one OMG event to the next, like Gravity, which is what I expected.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (NOIQH)

181 >>>I thought I'd hate The Martian. I did not.

wasn't great. really added nothing to the book, and sort of exposed the book as very slight.

not bad, but... very forgettable. I forgot it the moment after it ended.

Mars looked very good, though.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (dciA+)

182 I live about 8 minutes from the Alamo.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 07:21 PM (c80mr)



Do real estate agents call that "Alamo-adjacent"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (8ZskC)

183 "Once comic book readers die, I expect Hollywood to move to an endless series of video game re-enactments.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (w/iDp) "

Please no. I'm sure it will happen, though it would help to see even *one* successful video game movie. Mortal Kombat has been the high water mark, and that wasn't exactly exquisite cinema. But it was a fun popcorn movie, which is more than can be said for Double Dragon, Super Mario Bros, Wing Commander, Doom, and about 50 other absolute abominations.

(Okay, the first Resident Evil movie was fun, and that franchise has made some money. But there's yet to be a real blockbuster.)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (4/i9Y)

184 149 shit.... my first US Navy ship had a Steam Plant...

damn.... I'm old....

Get off my lawn...
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:13 PM (f7rv6)

Thank you for your service, sir. I was not aware we had any WWI vets in the horde.

That freakin' archduke, amiright or what?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 07:18 PM (AkOaV)


Actually.... LPH-2 USS Iwo Jima... Decom'd in 93....

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (f7rv6)

185 Company Man - a 2001 comedy about an English teacher who unwittingly finds himself as a CIA agent in pre-revolutionary Cuba. The leading actor is a nobody, but numerous great actors in supporting roles: John Turturo, Dennis Leary, Sigourney Weaver, Woody Allen, Alan Cummings, and Ryan Phillippe to name a few (ok, most).

Saw it on a whim with friends, having heard nothing about it, (the movie grossed less than $200k). Was a very solid film, and had a number of laugh out load moments.

Definitely worth seeing if you come across it.

Posted by: Boone at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (vq6QR)

186 They've been pushing this hard the last few years, no joke.
Posted by: Lauren


I get why Yankees might not get it but that is inexcusable within TX. There were plenty of brown Mexicans (geographically we were all Mexicans) that were for an independent Texas. ...current Mexicans now know what they missed and are trying to get in. God Bless Texas.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (0O2Lr)

187 A reminder for all our Texas morons, early voting for the primary begins in about 12 hours

Do hurry! It saves us money at the printer's if we don't need overnight service.

Posted by: Dems at February 15, 2016 07:24 PM (ZxmMG)

188 I loved the movie. I won't knock it just because Mel Gibson is persona non grata now. But Braveheart was actually incredibly, incredibly historically inaccurate in a lot of other respects.


Edward I was dead by the time Edward II married Isabella.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2016 07:24 PM (8ZskC)

189 Expected awful but good?
All 4 Transformer movies!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 15, 2016 07:24 PM (h53OH)

190 I'm descended from an Alamo defender and Sam Houston's scout, who helped bury the burned remains of the Defenders, and who also fired the first shot at the Battle of San Jacinto.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 07:24 PM (3myMJ)

191 There is a world of Warcraft movie coming.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2016 07:24 PM (2Ocf1)

192
I thought I'd hate The Martian. I did not.
Posted by: Dr Spank



Meh The Motion Picture.


Marooned, Countdown and Apollo 13 all covered the same ground in better fashion. And the purported "science" of the book and movie don't really stand up well if you sit down and think about it.

The girls are cute though.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 07:24 PM (kdS6q)

193 The Martian.

Tried twice to watch it. Stuck at the point where the airlock blows up. How convenient that just as they get the food supply calculated, the airlock blows up. .

Wouldn't be dramatic without drama. Gotta have drama.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 07:24 PM (jw09+)

194 >>>No.

I live about 8 minutes from the Alamo.

...

i figured not. figured it was shot in california.

still.... hey, it's just a movie.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:25 PM (dciA+)

195 158 Once this comic book movie craze dies down

Once comic book readers die, I expect Hollywood to move to an endless series of video game re-enactments.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (w/iDp)



They'll have to get them right first. Mortal Kombat is an outlier so far. The Warcraft movie may be ok, but I don't expect it to wind up as a blockbuster.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2016 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)

196 A little mood music...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbH60wCO-Yw

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2016 07:25 PM (0O2Lr)

197 What I usually do. Bitch about it on an AOSHQ thread.
That or drink.
Those are my two outlets. Sometimes I combine them.
Posted by: SH
--------------
Wait - I thought that was a prerequisite. Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 07:26 PM (OUpHg)

198 someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 07:26 PM (0O7c5)

199 >>>I'm descended from an Alamo defender and Sam Houston's scout, who helped bury the burned remains of the Defenders, and who also fired the first shot at the Battle of San Jacinto.

not that juan seguin by any chance...?

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:26 PM (dciA+)

200 "The Wrath Of Kane?

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 07:19 PM (OUpHg) "

Shit, that's a much better title. I also realized right after posting that "Raising Kane" would also be a much better subtitle. Gah.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:26 PM (4/i9Y)

201 Actually.... LPH-2 USS Iwo Jima... Decom'd in 93....
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (f7rv6)

:-D.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 07:26 PM (AkOaV)

202 Ooh, here's another one. I thought the Al Franken movie about Stuart Smalley ("Stuart Saves His Family") was charming and sweet and funny and one of my favorite movies of that year.

Never saw that coming.

Posted by: Kensington at February 15, 2016 07:27 PM (7Kbxu)

203 Pleasant-surprise movies? "Grandma's Boy" has to be top of my list. Adam Sandler's C-team somehow managed to nail life in a decent software-development firm ruined by a single prima donna.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:27 PM (6FqZa)

204 Resident Evil had Mila Jovovich in various scanty catsuits with buckles.

Gnnnyaah!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 07:27 PM (q2o38)

205 >>>They'll have to get them right first. Mortal Kombat
is an outlier so far. The Warcraft movie may be ok, but I don't expect
it to wind up as a blockbuster.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2016 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)<<<

It'll be epic when I "blood eagle" an orc on screen.

Posted by: Ragnar Lothbrok at February 15, 2016 07:27 PM (H9MG5)

206 Edward I was dead by the time Edward II married Isabella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

And the only person who could relate to how I felt would be Reggie Love.

Posted by: Piers Gaviston at February 15, 2016 07:27 PM (zmW4B)

207 "someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 07:26 PM (0O7c5) "

You told him it takes two forms of ID, a rigorous entrance exam, and at least a two week background check, right?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:27 PM (4/i9Y)

208 And William Wallace would have worn armour like the English knights and not been dressed like a mere "humblie".

Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2016 07:27 PM (WOyz5)

209 white chicks....great movie......i can't not watch it if it's on.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 07:27 PM (0O7c5)

210 Can you say Adobe?

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2016 07:28 PM (2Ocf1)

211 198 someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 07:26 PM (0O7c5)

So difficult.

Registration is closed. Moose out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 07:28 PM (AkOaV)

212 >>someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here.

It's not the registration that's hard, it's getting the upgrade to platinum membership with all the ampersands an umlats that is difficult.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 07:28 PM (NOIQH)

213 115. There was one with Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott who were brothers rescuing their family from some villain in the vicinity of Galveston. Lots of high mountain peaks in that part of the state, uh huh!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2016 07:11 PM (

The Sackettsz. Louis L'Amour.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 15, 2016 07:28 PM (Vm8WO)

214 When I was a lowly airdale, both our ships (USS Independence and USS FDR) were steam-powered. And the planes in my squadron were F4J's with aping-ass big jet engines. Once I evolved into the highest form of sailor (Seabee) I got the diesel power. Cats, IH's, MRS's (blech), Cases, Blaw Knox, Barber Greene, Wabco, Pettigrew, Gradall, Bucyrus Erie. Now those were resources a man could use to build a primo EM club.

Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2016 07:28 PM (zLDYs)

215 Grand Prix ( 1966) with James Garner is on TMC tomorrow afternoon, as well as being a Formula 1 fan the footage of tracks from old is priceless.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 07:28 PM (BkhW6)

216 ROOOOOSEBUUUUUUUDDDD!!!

Posted by: capt. james t. kirk at February 15, 2016 07:28 PM (WOyz5)

217 (I'm not considering movies that the critics hated but that I suspected I'd like, and I was right that they were fine -"Pandorum", "Super Troopers", "13 Hours" to an extent.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:29 PM (6FqZa)

218 someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 07:26 PM (0O7c5)


Tell 'em about the genetic screening and fingerprinting.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 07:29 PM (q2o38)

219 The Butterfly Effect. I saw the trailers and it seemed like it would be a mess of a teeny supernatural sci-fi trainwreck (incidentally, the reviewers overwhelmingly said it was). I ended up seeing it on a plane because I forgot to bring some crosswords and once you get past some inconsistencies it's actually a pretty entertaining story with some solid acting.

I haven't seen it since then though, so I don't know if it held up well. Event Horizon owned bones when I saw it in the theater but... yeah, I wish I hadn't re-watched it recently because either it hasn't aged well or I aged too much

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (NA5LM)

220 "having tried to escape... running away like a Democrat dog..... in a private's uniform. heh"

There was a kid in my Texas history class who was, for lack of a better word, crazy. I mean he threw his desk around and muttered to himself.

Anyway, when we learned about that he stood up on his desk in the middle of class and yelled "COWARD!"

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (3DIzJ)

221 Ponderosa pines, snow-capped peaks. Not a hint of that anywhere in Texas (to speak of).
.......

Far west Texas, where Scalia died, has 8000 ft mountains with ponderosa pines. There were battles with Indians and Mexican bandits there.

That's hundreds of miles from where the battles in the Texas Revolution took place though.

That why I was getting on ace about calling the ranch where Scalia died a "San Antonio" ranch.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (c80mr)

222 212 and firsts will be harder to get.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (BkhW6)

223 I did not want to see it but I liked Mad Max Fury Road. It's a western a bit like The Searchers

Posted by: ThunderB at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (zOTsN)

224 I also liked Bridge Of Spies.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (TJCSB)

225 >>>Movies You Expected to be Awful, Which Were Actually Pretty Good<<<




The Prestige

Posted by: **ducks and runs for cover** at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (H9MG5)

226 Posted by: Mose at February 15, 2016 06:54 PM (7C1ZY)

Mose, is that you?

Posted by: Little Davey at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (yOqwj)

227 How about The Fighting Seabees then?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (WOyz5)

228 Moron movie trivia: what did "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane actually refer to?

No, not a sled.

Posted by: cool breeze at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (ckvus)

229 198 someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 07:26 PM (0O7c5)



Registration takes #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (z/Ubi)

230
Gibson is great in Payback. The screenplay was written by Brian Helgeland which explains a lot.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 15, 2016 07:31 PM (iQIUe)

231 And a little mood music more...

https://youtu.be/iWOlqVBrQrw?list=PLTppdOVCzHkOsUzw1aAYjLvmCZiJGDEGD

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2016 07:31 PM (0O2Lr)

232 Citizen Kane 2 : The Kane Mutiny

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 07:31 PM (OUpHg)

233 Is this were I can get me a commentin' license?

Posted by: John Kerry at February 15, 2016 07:31 PM (zmW4B)

234 Oh my.

Mad Max : Furry Road is another one I can't finish.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 07:31 PM (jw09+)

235 >>>The Prestige

i love that movie. I've seen it enough times that I'm in the nitpicking stage.

though, seriously, it makes zero sense.

but still pretty awesome.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:32 PM (dciA+)

236 I've been up and down the north Carolina coast. No rocks.

Kevin Costner and Paul Newman in 'Message in a Bottle'. Rocks everywhere. Filmed In maine, Iirc. Decent movie though. Not great. Good.

Posted by: mega machines at February 15, 2016 07:32 PM (fbovC)

237 198 someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 07:26 PM (0O7c5)



It's getting the digital ID chip implanted that makes it so expensive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2016 07:32 PM (8ZskC)

238 In high school I think I read ever Louis L'Amour book

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 07:32 PM (BkhW6)

239 Nothing wrong with steam. Dated technology, but it still works.


'Round and 'round went the awful Wheel...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 15, 2016 07:32 PM (xq1UY)

240 Tell 'em about the genetic screening and fingerprinting.
And the Tramp Stamp barcode tattoo can look rather fetching.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2016 07:32 PM (WOyz5)

241 >> I did not want to see it but I liked Mad Max Fury Road.

I watched that movie 2 times on my way to Australia last November. I can't get the line 'May you ride eternal, shiny and chrome" out of my head.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2016 07:32 PM (/tuJf)

242 Instapundit is pointing to a piece on gas cans.
The comments section is filling up fast.

Some of my comments:

I bought two of the gas cans pictured at the top of the piece.

Both of them broke around the joint just above the part that screws onto the plastic can. They blew-out in the heat.

But there is a special prize for those spouts that "slide" inside to allow the gas to flow.
More than once, I have had this part "stick" and gas poured all over the place when it failed to close. Useless is being generious .. more like dangerous.

The inventors of this should be given the "Buddhist monk" treatment.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 15, 2016 07:32 PM (e8kgV)

243 Nuke is steam.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 07:32 PM (FkBIv)

244 Billy Bob Thornton wrote, directed and starred in one of my favorite movies: Sling Blade.

Doyle: What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl?
Karl: I aim to kill you with it.

great stuff

Posted by: watchem and read it at February 15, 2016 07:33 PM (3MNCs)

245 I haven't seen this version of the Alamo.

Wayne's was suppose to be epic but he had a number of problems with it including Chill Wills campaigning for academy awards

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2016 07:33 PM (voOPb)

246 someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here.

If it's a chick, tell her about the pics requirement!

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at February 15, 2016 07:33 PM (Aaumc)

247 great not-so-appreciated movie: Frequency

it's where i got the idea of how to make my time machine

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:33 PM (dciA+)

248 "You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 07:33 PM (iQwFx)

249 Wait, folks in Texas don't eat tacos?

Er, right.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 07:33 PM (sdPF/)

250
someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here hahahahhahhahahahah
Posted by: phoenixgirl



Don't tell them they needn't say "h*ll" or "d*mned" here to get around the word filters.

They may simply swoon.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 07:33 PM (kdS6q)

251 someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah 



It's actually pretty much impossible to register here. Ace runs a tight ship.

Posted by: mega machines at February 15, 2016 07:33 PM (fbovC)

252 #228 His mistress's clitoris.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2016 07:33 PM (WOyz5)

253 The Prestige

i love that movie. I've seen it enough times that I'm in the nitpicking stage.



Michael Caine did a remarkable portrayal of Michael Caine in that one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (8ZskC)

254 I learned about Battleship from commenters here. I love that stupid movie. I even have the dvd.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (c80mr)

255 Ok, movies that turned out better than expected.

RED, and RED II, Bruce Willis. Don't take it seriously. It's just for fun.

and of course, The Fifth Element.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (jw09+)

256 "The 13th Warrior" was way better than I expected it to be.

It was pretty great, but then it sort of run out of budget in the last 15 minutes of the movie. The ending battle was sorta blah, but otherwise it was a really cool story.

Posted by: JimDelRey at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (Hlh7B)

257 I fully expect Warcraft to be the most profitable video game movie ever, but that doesn't mean it will be good. It *might* be good - I just refuse to be optimistic about a video game movie, since so many get butchered.

There's also an Assassin's Creed movie later this year with Michael Fassbender, but again, I can't in good conscience predict good things.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (4/i9Y)

258
"I, Robot"
Despite all the good reviews I assumed it was junk.
I liked it a lot.

Posted by: Arthur at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (h53OH)

259 203 Pleasant-surprise movies? "Grandma's Boy" has to be top of my list. Adam Sandler's C-team somehow managed to nail life in a decent software-development firm ruined by a single prima donna.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:27 PM (6FqZa)
---
So I'm not the only one with a soft spot for this movie! I have to watch it when it's on.

Another favorite: "Goon", just for the pre-game inspirational speeches.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (jR7Wy)

260 >>>Gibson is great in Payback. The screenplay was written by Brian Helgeland which explains a lot.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 15, 2016 07:31 PM (iQIUe)<<<

Also good in Conspiracy Theory with Julia Roberts and Captain Picard.

Posted by: I... see... four... black helicopters at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (H9MG5)

261 Alamo Defender: Thomas Miller, Gonzales Texas.

He was one of the 31 from Gonzales that rode through Santa Anna's lines to get into the Alamo. They knew they rode to their deaths of course.

Sam Houston's scout was Erastus "Deaf"Smith. He also burned Vince's Bridge, which cut off Santa Anna's escape after the Battle of San Jacinto.

It's rather humbling to have such men as ancestors. It may explain why I'm a better shot than most people I shoot with though. My uncle is the best shot I've ever seen. Could light matches from 30 feet with a .22 rifle.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (3myMJ)

262 There have been worse monsters than Santa Ana, including many in Mexican history, but he wins first prize as the Biggest Douche. Running away from Jacinto and leaving his soldiers there to die... what an asshole.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (6FqZa)

263 great not-so-appreciated movie: Frequency

it's where i got the idea of how to make my time machine
Posted by: ace


You just need to pretend a Heathkit receiver is a transmitter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (FkBIv)

264 I watched Odd Thomas on Netflix recently, expecting it to be pretty dumb. I was pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (/ciMI)

265 242,
Isn't big government great? We need Jeb!

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 07:35 PM (uiVGU)

266 As much as I dislike Tom Cruise, The Last Samurai was pretty good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2016 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

267 Recent movies that turned out (much) better than I expected?

The Terminal
Gran Torino (a personal favorite)
True Grit remake
Charlie Wilson's War?

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 07:35 PM (OUpHg)

268 I thought the force awakening would be crap but it turned out to be decent enough, mostly thanks to Kylo Ren (sans his actual face, wtf were they thinking).

Posted by: Johnny at February 15, 2016 07:35 PM (MZKpF)

269 So movie that was better than I expected:

Bad Santa.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 07:35 PM (3DIzJ)

270 >>Also good in Conspiracy Theory with Julia Roberts and Captain Picard.

Yea, I liked both Payback and Conspiracy Theory.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2016 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

271 >>>
Another favorite: "Goon", just for the pre-game inspirational speeches.

great Liev Schrieber appearance as the Villain-Who's-Not-Really-A-Villain. always a good character in a movie.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:36 PM (dciA+)

272 ". I was pleasantly surprised."

Yeah I liked that one too.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 07:36 PM (3DIzJ)

273 I thought Guardians of the Galaxy would be awful. Fav movies

Posted by: ThunderB at February 15, 2016 07:36 PM (zOTsN)

274 "Moron movie trivia: what did "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane actually refer to?

No, not a sled.

Posted by: cool breeze at February 15, 2016 07:30 PM (ckvus) "

IIRC it was someone's (Hearst's, maybe?) pet name for his best gal's lady parts.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:36 PM (4/i9Y)

275 I'll go ahead and throw this out there...Idiocracy.

Even with the precedent set with Office Space, I wasn't expecting a whole lot. Prophetic much?

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 15, 2016 07:36 PM (AJeMv)

276 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Heat_film

Great acting by both ladies.

Posted by: DaveA at February 15, 2016 07:37 PM (DL2i+)

277 The Prestige makes perfect sense, and is a great movie. Fury Road also good.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2016 07:37 PM (TJCSB)

278 >>>lamo Defender: Thomas Miller, Gonzales Texas.

He was one of the 31 from Gonzales that rode through Santa Anna's lines to get into the Alamo. They knew they rode to their deaths of course.

Sam Houston's scout was Erastus "Deaf"Smith. He also burned Vince's Bridge, which cut off Santa Anna's escape after the Battle of San Jacinto.

...

interesting

isn't there a Deaf County in tx named for him?

Or... was a county?

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:37 PM (dciA+)

279 Yeah, Bad Santa was all right. Not good, but entertaining.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:37 PM (6FqZa)

280 Ex Machina.

Too many hipsters loved it, so I was loaded for bear when I watched it.

Good plot. Good acting. Good cinematography.

And some nice looking naked chicks.

Pretty damned good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2016 07:37 PM (Zu3d9)

281 Last one...

https://youtu.be/Vppbdf-qtGU

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2016 07:38 PM (0O2Lr)

282 247 great not-so-appreciated movie: Frequency

Agreed. That's the one with the guy who investigates a decades-old murder spree by talking with his dad in the past through the ham radio, right?

When it came out on video I was renting a room with another programmer from a marketing guy and he was tearing it apart for being unrealistic. He actually got irrationally mad that the programmers could suspend disbelief and just enjoy the movie, he wanted us to join in ripping on it.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 07:38 PM (NA5LM)

283 Also good in Conspiracy Theory with Julia Roberts and Captain Picard.

oh my yes. I saw that one at a particularly bad time in my life, and squirmed in my seat a bit when the character went all conspiracy theory on somebody.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 07:38 PM (jw09+)

284 I remember visiting the Alamo years back when I was still driving over the road, around 1980 or so. The thing that impressed me the most was how small it was. I expected it to be much larger.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 15, 2016 07:38 PM (9iR5/)

285 great not-so-appreciated movie: Frequency

Posted by: ace



Good flick. I think the studio hired a trailer editor with the instructions, "Make sure this is out of the theaters in 2 weeks."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 07:38 PM (WLpmE)

286 ""I, Robot"
Despite all the good reviews I assumed it was junk.
I liked it a lot.

Posted by: Arthur at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (h53OH) "

I enjoyed that one too, even with all the blatant product placement.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:38 PM (4/i9Y)

287 I love the movie based on Trump's autobiography : Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.

Posted by: Ted Fucking Cruz at February 15, 2016 07:39 PM (TJCSB)

288 Caine Mutiny (1954) is on TMC Feb 23 Tuesday at 8pm, one of the my favorites

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 07:39 PM (BkhW6)

289 247 great not-so-appreciated movie: Frequency

it's where i got the idea of how to make my time machine
Posted by: ace
--------------
I LOVED Frequency. But, I'm a sucker for any movie about a boy/man & his dead father.

Plus, I really like Quaid & Caveziel. If I had an interesting life, I would want Caveziel to play me in the biopic.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 07:39 PM (OUpHg)

290 >>>i love that movie. I've seen it enough times that I'm in the nitpicking stage.

though, seriously, it makes zero sense.

but still pretty awesome.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:32 PM (dciA+)<<<



I was just funnin', what with the side bar about it, and all the critiques in the comments lately.



I liked it too.

Posted by: The Transported Man Tangerine at February 15, 2016 07:39 PM (H9MG5)

291 Been an occasional commenter but now going to be spending a lot more time here. Just wanted to formally say hello.

Posted by: Crrr6 (hotair refugee) at February 15, 2016 07:39 PM (Arcph)

292 I noticed Valley Girl was in the playlist for Feb on my local antenna channel. * smacks head with shoe*

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 15, 2016 07:39 PM (lpKcd)

293 I got to go down to see
the Travis Letter exhibit at the Alamo a couple of years ago. Neat exhibit, lots of
information about Travis and the siege and its aftermath... but the part
I remember most, apart from the letter itself, was the end. It was set
up such that the last place one went before going to view the letter
was the sacristy, where the women and children were sheltered during the
final battle. And the only artifact in the room... was the ring Travis
had left with Angelina Dickinson.


one with Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott who were brothers rescuing their family

That's The Shadow Riders, which is pretty good despite the geographical anomalies.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 15, 2016 07:39 PM (vRQPU)

294

Running away from Jacinto and leaving his soldiers there to die... what an asshole.

That morning gave rise to the story of the "Yellow Rose Of Texas", according to some. Others argue the tale of the mulatto prostitute who distracted Santa Anna that morning, keeping him in his tent as the Texians approached.

Mulatto, hence the "yellow".

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 07:40 PM (3myMJ)

295 Shortest Ace movie review ever?



Now watching the Better Call Saul marathon. Can't wait for the season premiere.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 07:40 PM (vsbNu)

296 sneering Mexican Dracula

I don't give a fuck how crazy they are,
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them.

Posted by: DaveA at February 15, 2016 07:40 PM (DL2i+)

297 Ace, Its Deaf Smith county.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 07:40 PM (c80mr)

298 The Revenant

It would have been better with fewer cold weather snot bubbles.

Posted by: Davy Crockett at February 15, 2016 07:41 PM (BngQR)

299 "Gremlins 2" is another movie that shouldn't be good but is. I hated the first one. Our whole family hated it. And so did the people who were ordered to make the sequel! Which made it awesome.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:41 PM (6FqZa)

300 256 The ending battle was sorta blah, but otherwise it was a really cool story.
Posted by: JimDelRey at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (

Yeah, it has a certain timeless appeal.

Posted by: Beowulf at February 15, 2016 07:41 PM (Vm8WO)

301 mother-of-all expected to be awful but was really good movies was The Matrix. everything else in the category is a footnote.


everyone was openly ridiculing it and those who went to see it in theaters.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 15, 2016 07:41 PM (vb33c)

302 Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:37 PM (dciA+)

Yes, Deaf Smith County in the Panhandle is named for him.

Like Jeb, he married a Mexican, heh.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 07:41 PM (3myMJ)

303 There's a Deaf Smith county in Texas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2016 07:41 PM (TJCSB)

304 I liked Grandma's Boy, too.

I liked World War Z more than expected -- liked how it was more of detective movie than just an endless series of running from zombies while losing people from your group w/each transition.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 07:41 PM (NOIQH)

305 I liked the A-Team movie. Pretty fun flick.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 15, 2016 07:41 PM (/ciMI)

306 Incoming daggers: Sandler's Click was a lot better than I expected. Almost Twilight Zone like.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 07:42 PM (WLpmE)

307 Hi there Crrr6.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:42 PM (6FqZa)

308 Edge of Tomorrow with Tom cruise

Posted by: ThunderB at February 15, 2016 07:42 PM (zOTsN)

309 David Fincher's Zodiac is a great, great movie, despite being historical applesauce and argle-bargle (as Scalia would say).

look it up! One guy on the internet is a Zodiac fanatic and is pretty persuasive that this movie's theory is total nonsense.

that said -- great movie.


Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:42 PM (dciA+)

310
Now watching the Better Call Saul marathon. Can't wait for the season premiere.
Posted by: logprof
---------------
Welcome aboard, sir.
Can I pour you a drink?

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 07:42 PM (OUpHg)

311 Mel Gibson's Mexican jail movie from a few years back was surprisingly good.

Posted by: Yip at February 15, 2016 07:42 PM (e7T6D)

312 Remember the Alamo!

hah hah!


I love movies!

Posted by: Pee Wee Hermann at February 15, 2016 07:43 PM (iQwFx)

313 There's a Deaf Smith county in Texas.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 15, 2016 07:43 PM (dciA+)

314 >>Edge of Tomorrow with Tom cruise


YES!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 07:43 PM (NOIQH)

315 everyone was openly ridiculing [Matrix] and those who went to see it in theaters.

I saw a few grognards in the rec.games.frp.dnd forum who sniffed that it was just gnosticism (which it was). But mostly people liked it at the time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:43 PM (6FqZa)

316 The problem with the Alamo was the mission was not big but the surrounding buildings in the compound was to large to hold with the not more than 2 companies against regiments of Mexican's

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 07:43 PM (BkhW6)

317 Posted by: Yip at February 15, 2016 07:23 PM (e7T6D)

Thanks for that. I'm bound and determined to visit other parts of Texas this year, and I used your post to start my Word file.

Thanks again.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 07:43 PM (3eoPa)

318 >>."Gremlins 2" is another movie that shouldn't be good but is. I hated the first one. Our whole family hated it. And so did the people who were ordered to make the sequel! Which made it awesome.

loved it.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 15, 2016 07:43 PM (dciA+)

319 A Boy and His Dog

Posted by: Javems at February 15, 2016 07:44 PM (yOqwj)

320 I'm going to get beat up for this but I avoided watching American Sniper, because I thought it would be terrible. The buzz I got, and admittedly, I didn't do much research, was just a kick butt war movie, glorifying Kyle while he single handedly won the war. Generally speaking I avoid my generations war movies. I know too many affected, and I just for what ever reason don't want to watch them. I really haven't watched any of them except for Zero Dark Thirty, since I figured that was more of a procedural type drama and heavily fictionalized.

My wife wanted to see it, so we sat down a week ago and rented it. It was not at all what I was expecting. I found it to be an utterly gut wrenching portrait of the affects of war on our generation, and how so many suffer from PTSD in silence. It was a really great film, and I hope others who might not be so aware of these issues, took that away from it.


Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at February 15, 2016 07:44 PM (Hu3UD)

321 Incoming daggers: Sandler's Click was a lot better than I expected. Almost Twilight Zone like.


Posted by: weft cut-loop

I keep my expectations low with Sandler, and he always manages to make me laugh. "Ridiculous 6" and "Pixels" both had some good moments.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 15, 2016 07:44 PM (/ciMI)

322 Posted by: Crrr6 (hotair refugee) at February 15, 2016 07:39 PM (Arcph)

Come on in, I renounced my dual citizenship today. Of course I've been here much longer than I was at Little Green HotAir-Balls.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 07:44 PM (3myMJ)

323 304 I liked Grandma's Boy, too.

I liked World War Z more than expected -- liked how it was more of detective movie than just an endless series of running from zombies while losing people from your group w/each transition.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 07:41 PM (NOIQH)

World War Z was all right,except the one guy falling and shooting himself in the head was idiotic, and the movie's ending made no sense.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 07:44 PM (kpqmD)

324 Ha! I'm watching the latest Venture Bros and who should make an appearance at a swanky penthouse soiree thrown by a supervillain but The Donald and Milania!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 07:44 PM (jR7Wy)

325 Bad movies, enjoyed?

M. Night Shamalalalama's The Village.

Yeah, I know the payoff is pure silly. I don't care. It's a good yarn, and populated by quite a few high profile, respected actors.

I watched it again the other day. It's way more entertaining when you just leave the whole premise of the thing out of it, as silly as it sounds for me to say it that way.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2016 07:45 PM (Dj0WE)

326 I liked The Equalizer remake more than expected, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 07:45 PM (NOIQH)

327 A reminder for all our Texas morons, early voting for the primary begins in about 12 hours

Damn, didn't realize it was that soon. Forgot to register.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 07:45 PM (3eoPa)

328 >>David Fincher's Zodiac is a great, great movie, despite being historical applesauce and argle-bargle (as Scalia would say).

That was just playing a few nights ago. Good flick.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2016 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

329 I had no expectations with this movie, as I'd never heard of before I sat down to watch it, but the movie Cube. Quite liked it.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 15, 2016 07:45 PM (AJeMv)

330 ace...thanks for the referral on the western documentary (or whatever)

it was good. watched it over Christmas.

the scene where the pack horse goes down was brutal, but if you're western you live with those sort of things. the scene with the wrangler pulling cactus needles off the horse was bad. you never stand in front of a horse in pain. that's why he got struck. should have been close, right next to his shoulder. and he should have twitched the horse to give it something else to think about when in pain.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 07:45 PM (0KgAM)

331 The ultimate expression of this phenomena I can recall is The Fellowship of the Ring.

A little backstory: my best friend and I had also gone with a bunch of other guys to see The Phantom Menace opening weekend, and you can all remember how that turned out.

I remember figuring that there was no real way they could do it well, and that it would be a CGI laden mess with bad acting, poor direction (had no experience with Peter Jackson) and horrifically bad interpretations of the source material. How could you take a book that had no real ending to it (Fellowship) and make a satisfying movie? How would they handle Hobbits?

I KNEW it was going to suck, but I was a huge fan of Tolkien, so I felt I had to go, if for no other reason than to remember how much I loved the material by what horrors they had inflicted upon it.

Then the first scene blew me away. The scene where Sauron lays the beat down and is flinging guys around with his mace like wheat before a scythe. I leaned over to my friend and said "Now, THAT's Impressive!" He replied with "Run away! Run Away!" in Phythonesque tones.

The movie was just well done. It managed to not just step over my expectations but blow them away.

Now I would later have many issues with Return of the King (How the hell do you mess up the charge of Theoden at the battle of the Pelenorr fields when the animated movie got it right?!?!) However, that one movie and the Two Towers built up a lot of credit on Peter Jackson's account with me that even the Hobbit trilogy has not erased.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 07:46 PM (iHjB5)

332 291 Been an occasional commenter but now going to be spending a lot more time here. Just wanted to formally say hello.
Posted by: Crrr6 (hotair refugee) at February 15, 2016 07:39 PM (Arcph)

::tips hat::

Make sure you observe the rules here.

Google every term you're uncertain of.

Never put ketchup on a hotdog.

And use all of the HTML you've picked up over the years -- it definitely works.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 07:46 PM (AkOaV)

333 Ok... so I didn't at all expect it to be bad, but we just got back from seeing Deadpool and that movie KICKED ASS! The opening credits alone were worth the price of admission.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 07:46 PM (NPofj)

334 Nobody told you to stop workin'!

Posted by: zombie colour sergeant bourne at February 15, 2016 07:46 PM (WOyz5)

335 Deuce Bigelow is another sweet movie which I thought would suck. Kathryn Lopez from NRO is a huge fan. Her advertising may well be responsible for a quarter of its ticket sales and half its DVD sales...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:46 PM (6FqZa)

336 *wanders in*

Busy day. 2.5 hours spent with writer talking about his 900+ page novel, WWII, and such. Then after a late lunch, 3 hours with usual writers group where we discussed a short scene and worked on how to improve it.

I'm all writered out for the day.

In reality here, torrential rain and at least one tornado.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 07:46 PM (d5fLT)

337 308 Edge of Tomorrow with Tom cruise
Posted by: ThunderB at February 15, 2016 07:42 PM (zOTsN)

It was pretty good. Oblivion was also better than expected.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 07:46 PM (kpqmD)

338
American Sniper
I found it to be an utterly gut wrenching
Dr. Shatterhand at February 15, 2016 07:44 PM


I am avoid that movie specifically for that reason. I really don't like my emotions jerked around like that.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 07:46 PM (jw09+)

339 >>>Movies You Expected to be Awful, Which Were Actually Pretty Good<<<


Spy. Got dragged to go see it, expected to hate it like I did Bridesmaids (also got dragged to. However, there were compensating benefits.)

Like it. Turned out to be a fairly funny movie.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 07:47 PM (JO9+V)

340 I love movies!



Posted by: Pee Wee Hermann
****

Your favorite is Karate Kid, right?
Wax on...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 07:47 PM (hVdx9)

341 Night of the Comet.

Guilty pleasure.


Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 07:47 PM (iQwFx)

342
Emilio Echevarría plays Santa Ana. He's a well known Mexican actor and plays the Mexican Maestro in Mozart in the Jungle.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 15, 2016 07:47 PM (iQIUe)

343 anna!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 07:47 PM (0O7c5)

344 A boy and his dog! Coohoo! A boy and his dog!

Posted by: harry reid's parrot at February 15, 2016 07:47 PM (WOyz5)

345 Deaf Smith had many adventures and is one of the most famous Texians, as they were called.

There is a large mural in the State Capital depicting Santa Anna's surrender to Sam Houston. Houston is sitting on the roots of a huge oak as he was wounded in the ankle during the battle. Behind him is a man in buckskins with his hand cupped to his ear. That's Deaf Smith.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 07:47 PM (3myMJ)

346 We got cornered into going to see "The Artist" with some, er, artsy friends. Black and white silent movie. Almost certainly bound to be, um, a-r-t-s-y. I expected a pretentious snoozefest.

To my great surprise it was absolutely delightful. Highly amusing and beautifully crafted. A barrel of fun.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2016 07:48 PM (T/5A0)

347 I was not at the Alamo.... but I helped defend Rockridge

Posted by: The Waco Kid at February 15, 2016 07:48 PM (e7T6D)

348 Far west Texas, where Scalia died, has 8000 ft mountains with ponderosa pines. There were battles with Indians and Mexican bandits there.

Another place I need to check out.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 07:48 PM (3eoPa)

349 David Fincher's Zodiac is a great, great movie...

Saw the director's cut the other day, pretty good.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2016 07:48 PM (TJCSB)

350 I remember visiting the Alamo years back when I was still driving over the road, around 1980 or so. The thing that impressed me the most was how small it was. I expected it to be much larger.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 15, 2016 07:38 PM (9iR5/)


It originally was. That's just what's left.

http://www.taliesyn.com/ralph/alamo%20excavations.htm

Posted by: AD at February 15, 2016 07:48 PM (QWY55)

351 *waves to PG*

Mortimer you like that movie because of Mary Catherine Stewart. Admit it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 07:48 PM (d5fLT)

352 >>>Movies You Expected to be Awful, Which Were Actually Pretty GoodGreat<<<




The Fifth Element.



Movie about a cab driver in the future, who saves the universe from an ultimate evil, with Ruby Rhod at his side? Sure Milla Jovovich, but still... hot chicks can't save everything.

Posted by: a meat popsicle at February 15, 2016 07:49 PM (H9MG5)

353 Speaking of revenants, not a movie but a TV series: the French Les Revenants (The Returned in the US Netflix release). Someone at work recommended it and it sounded like another dumb zombie show. Then I saw the trailer and it looked like it was going to be firmly up its own pretentious ass. Totally blew away my expectations; it really is worth watching. There's a US network that made what appears to be a scene-for-scene English remake but I don't know if that one's any good. The original French with subtitles is still on Netflix streaming.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 07:49 PM (NA5LM)

354 First steamship to cross the Atlantic: The USS Savannah. (GA)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 07:49 PM (FsuaD)

355 347 I was not at the Alamo.... but I helped defend Rockridge
Posted by: The Waco Kid at February 15, 2016 07:48 PM (e7T6D)

Well I was at the Alamo... and boy, was that a shitshow.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 15, 2016 07:49 PM (AkOaV)

356 Deaf Smith is also the character played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan in Texas Rising. (Some smug lib who was reviewing TR for the Guardian, IIRC, made fun of the fact that the characters pronounced Deaf "Deef." I don't remember whether any East Texans got on the comments to point out that it's STILL pronounced "Deef" in that part of the state!)

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 15, 2016 07:49 PM (vRQPU)

357 Ed Harris and Amy Madigan in "Riders of The Purple Sage."
A simple tale, simply told. In Monument Valley.
Good guys really good. Bad guys really bad. Western like they used to be.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 15, 2016 07:49 PM (xq1UY)

358 >>>
There is a large mural in the State Capital depicting Santa Anna's surrender to Sam Houston. Houston is sitting on the roots of a huge oak as he was wounded in the ankle during the battle. Behind him is a man in buckskins with his hand cupped to his ear. That's Deaf Smith.

that image is depicted in the Alamo movie.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (dciA+)

359 Eddie and the Cruiser 2, Eddie Lives...

Tom Hanks "That thing that you Do"...

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (f7rv6)

360 I liked World War Z more than expected -- liked how it was more of detective movie than just an endless series of running from zombies while losing people from your group w/each transition.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 07:41 PM (NOIQH)

World War Z was all right,except the one guy falling and shooting himself in the head was idiotic, and the movie's ending made no sense.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 07:44 PM (kpqmD)


Blech! Fast zombies. Which is even more stupid, since the book on which it is based went to great lengths to explain WHY zombies move slowly, and how their greatest strengths and weaknesses are contained therein.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (Dj0WE)

361 Horrible Bosses 2 was pretty good. The premise is sophisticated, that three ordinary guys get sucked into a Hollywood movie full of stock characters and behave like ordinary schmucks would. It's like the three stooges crossed with a Tarantino movie. It didn't do great box office but that's because who really wants to see Horrible Bosses II? Nobody was really that thrilled with the first one (which isn't as good as II).

Posted by: bjk at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (py8bF)

362 I thought whatsisface would suck donkey baws as the Joker.

Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (qUNWi)

363
Photos of the Marfa Ranch were beautiful. Of course, the photos were taken in Spring when everything is green but still.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (iQIUe)

364
There have been worse monsters than Santa Ana, including many in Mexican history, but he wins first prize as the Biggest Douche. Running away from Jacinto and leaving his soldiers there to die... what an asshole.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (6FqZa)







Nah. Napoleon Bonaparte has him beat. Did the same thing at least twice, Egypt in 1799 and Russia in 1812.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (o98Jz)

365 I quite liked Dean Spanley.CAUTION! Nothing happens in the entire movie. It is basically conversation at three different dinner parties. It concerns an Anglican Dean who imagines he turns into a dog when he drinks too much of a particular Austrian-Hungarian tokaji. Peter O'Toole is brilliant as Fisk senior.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 07:51 PM (Nwg0u)

366 Streets of Fire. Cartoonish but I liked it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2016 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

367 that image is depicted in the Alamo movie.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (dciA+)


... and that imagine is depicted in the Alamo movie!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 15, 2016 07:51 PM (AkOaV)

368 Whenever I think of The Alamo,
I think of Phil Collins and reincarnation,
strong believer in reincarnation and I think Collins
was probably there in a previous life - I mean how
does a British guy become so obsessed with the place?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 15, 2016 07:51 PM (Ky0zI)

369 Fifth Element was a tremendous disappoint for me.

Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2016 07:51 PM (qUNWi)

370 openly ridiculing [Matrix] and those who went to see it in theaters.

I saw a few grognards in the rec.games.frp.dnd forum who sniffed that it was just gnosticism (which it was). But mostly people liked it at the time.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 15, 2016 07:43 PM (6FqZa)



I think it had a really slow start at release.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 15, 2016 07:51 PM (vb33c)

371 Streets of Fire is great. Very 80's.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (jR7Wy)

372 Yeah, Ace, why are you freezing your ass of in the NE? Move to FL which is becoming hip again or TX. Both have no state taxes and dont ban guns.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (iQIUe)

373 362 I thought whatsisface would suck donkey baws as the Joker.

Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (qUNWi)

Heath Ledger. I was skeptical at first, but damn he owned that role.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (kpqmD)

374 Also, hawt women.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (iQIUe)

375 "Incoming daggers: Sandler's Click was a lot better than I expected. Almost Twilight Zone like.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 07:42 PM (WLpmE) "

Yeah, Click was way better than it had any right to be. And some of Sandler's dramatic roles are good, too - Reign Over Me especially. I know he's committed some cinema sins, but the man has also been responsible for some solid movies. He's much better than those hacks that write all of the parody movies. Those guys have yet to pen a single above par movie.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (4/i9Y)

376 >>>it was good. watched it over Christmas.

the scene where the pack horse goes down was brutal, but if you're western you live with those sort of things. the scene with the wrangler pulling cactus needles off the horse was bad. you never stand in front of a horse in pain. that's why he got struck. should have been close, right next to his shoulder. and he should have twitched the horse to give it something else to think about when in pain.

...

cool. it was "Unbranded."

>>> that's why he got struck. should have been close, right next to his shoulder.

left shoulder right?

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (dciA+)

377 I went to the Alamo in basic training 1978
I'm finding the new hobbit movies almost to be unwatchable, they have strayed so far from the book it's ridiculous.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (BkhW6)

378 Welcome aboard, sir.
Can I pour you a drink?
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 07:42 PM (OUpHg)


--Virgin strawberry daiquiri. Yeah, I'm a pussy abstainer tonight.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (vsbNu)

379 Guardians of the Galaxy. Usually don't like the big budget comic book based movies at all. Loved this one.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (vaR50)

380
that image is depicted in the Alamo movie.

I'd forgotten that, thanks.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 07:53 PM (3myMJ)

381 Blitz, with Jason Statham and that one guy who was in The World's End.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 07:53 PM (kf2iZ)

382 371 Streets of Fire is great. Very 80's.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (jR7Wy)


Great soundtrack....

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:53 PM (f7rv6)

383 Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 07:46 PM

Anna, did you see the thread where you were outed as a man? I'm thinking it was a joke.

On another subject, I'm watching Greta interview Orrin Hatch. The way he was searching for the right words made it seem like he's got early dementia.

Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2016 07:53 PM (o/90i)

384 372 Yeah, Ace, why are you freezing your ass of in the NE? Move to FL which is becoming hip again or TX. Both have no state taxes and dont ban guns.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (iQIUe)

ditto new hampshire.

Well, it is cold here though.

But cold is good -- puts hair on your chest.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 07:53 PM (AkOaV)

385 Movies That I Thought Would Suck but Didn't

Dances with Wolves. I really thought it would be terrible back in the day (and this was before all of Costner's stinkers) but it turned out to be one of my favorite movies. Haven't seen it in a while, so it'd be interesting to see how it holds up.

Posted by: sinalco at February 15, 2016 07:53 PM (yODqO)

386 Maybe Collins was Davey Crockett in a previous life.
Wasn't Crockett short and liked to play the bear skin drums?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 15, 2016 07:54 PM (Ky0zI)

387
Mortimer you like that movie because of Mary Catherine Stewart. Admit it.

I was 17 and VHS was king.

*sigh*

Between her and Kelli Maroney's cheerleader...



I'm told there were zombies at some point? : )

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 07:54 PM (iQwFx)

388 "And so did the people who were ordered to make the sequel! Which made it awesome."

Have you seen the Key and Peele sketch about that? Really funny.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 07:54 PM (0C2f1)

389 Wesley Snipes and Sean Connery in Rising Sun, pretty good.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 07:54 PM (jw09+)

390 The Aviator for me. No way I thought DiCaprio could pull off HH . I was wrong.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 07:54 PM (MNgU2)

391 Streets of Fire an American movie that helped inspire one of the gateway animes of the current invasion - Bubblegum Crisis

SoF "What it Means to be Young" - https://youtu.be/wCIrPJ6SBl4

Priss and the Replicants "Konya wa Hurricane" - https://youtu.be/ajTAnMqhZB8

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 07:54 PM (d5fLT)

392 >>>Horrible Bosses 2 was pretty good. The premise is sophisticated, that three ordinary guys get sucked into a Hollywood movie full of stock characters and behave like ordinary schmucks would. It's like the three stooges crossed with a Tarantino movie. It didn't do great box office but that's because who really wants to see Horrible Bosses II? Nobody was really that thrilled with the first one (which isn't as good as II).

l loved Horrible Bosses. I really like Horrible Bosses 2. It's got some stuff I object to (benny hill/austin powerrs type jokes that weren't part of the original's type of humor), and some repetition, but it's really a very good comedy sequel. There are almost no good comedy sequels -- they just can't do it a second time. Horrible Bosses 2 is a pretty good attempt.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:55 PM (dciA+)

393 >>>left shoulder right?

yes sir

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 07:55 PM (0KgAM)

394 "Nympho Cheerleaders in Heat"

I thought it would be derivative tripe, but it really paid off in the end.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 07:55 PM (oVJmc)

395 Crank: High Voltage.

Breakneck pacing and trippy photography left me giddy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 07:55 PM (jR7Wy)

396 Ara?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 07:55 PM (d5fLT)

397 361 Horrible Bosses 2 was pretty good. The premise is sophisticated, that three ordinary guys get sucked into a Hollywood movie full of stock characters and behave like ordinary schmucks would. It's like the three stooges crossed with a Tarantino movie. It didn't do great box office but that's because who really wants to see Horrible Bosses II? Nobody was really that thrilled with the first one (which isn't as good as II).
Posted by: bjk at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (py8bF)


--Heh, I liked Horrible Bosses II as well. Kevin Spacey and Jamie Foxx were hilarious in it.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 07:56 PM (vsbNu)

398 Meet Joe Black...

really surprised me...

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:56 PM (f7rv6)

399 >>. The Aviator for me. No way I thought DiCaprio could pull off HH . I was wrong.

i love that movie but i've never seen it from teh beginning. I always come in when he's like with Kathryn Hepburn or going to the premier with Gwen Stefani (Jean Harlowe? Not sure).

I watch it every time it's on. Still have not seen the beginning.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:56 PM (dciA+)

400 Hot Gas Facebook commenting thread passed 4500 comments and heading for 5000.

Maybe that's when that crazy blog money will start rolling in for Ace

Posted by: cool breeze at February 15, 2016 07:56 PM (ckvus)

401
Night of the Comet. Guilty pleasure.
Posted by: Mortimer




http://www.nightofthecomet.info/

Been 32 years? Oof.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 07:56 PM (kdS6q)

402 Ishtar?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 15, 2016 07:56 PM (vb33c)

403 American Sniper

I found it to be an utterly gut wrenching

Dr. Shatterhand at February 15, 2016 07:44 PM



I am avoid that movie specifically for that reason. I really don't like my emotions jerked around like that.





Posted by: Esker Lateman


That's how I felt about avoiding to watch Blackhawk Down. I avoided seeing that movie for several years. A buddy of mine was aghast that I"d not seen such a pro-war movie, as he saw it. I finally watched it and have rewatched it a few times even.

I liked it, but I HAD to let the burn of anger I had fade a bit. There's no way I could have watched that when it came out or shortly thereafter. That the press memory-holed that whole mess for Clinton... damn.

Posted by: The Waco Kid at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (e7T6D)

404 Speaking of Peter O'Toole, "What's New Pussycat". Paula Prentiss, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Posted by: Javems at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (yOqwj)

405 Guardians of the Galaxy. Usually don't like the big budget comic book based movies at all. Loved this one.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 15, 2016 07:52 PM (vaR50)

My favorite comic book movie and I'm not a fan of comic back movies. Can't wait for the sequel due for release in 2017.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (MNgU2)

406 Saving Private Ryan...just kidding.

Judge Dred- NOT the Stallone version.

Oblivion- Yet another Tom Cruise movie I liked. Rather disturbing.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (hVdx9)

407 Stranger Than Fiction. Seeing Will Farrell's name in anything is usually a good sign it's going to be very very stupid, but this was actually quite good. Poignant, even.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

408 Ok, how about movies coming out right now that you would be surprised if they were good?

Batman Vs. Superman I expect to suck ass.

Suicide Squad actually looks like it could be good, but BvsS just has the completely wrong feel, poor casting, and the raft of stuff from Man of Steel to deal with.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (iHjB5)

409 someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah

Tell 'em we're not interested, we already have a grail!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (kCfMX)

410 Texas movie that I didn't expect to like: Secondhand Lions. Really, really good.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (vRQPU)

411

CK2: RollerKane

Posted by: Kaboom! at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (+zqYj)

412 "I had no expectations with this movie, as I'd never heard of before I sat down to watch it, but the movie Cube. Quite liked it.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 15, 2016 07:45 PM (AJeMv) "

Cube is great! The first sequel got way too complicated, but the third movie, Cube Zero, is about as good as the first.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (4/i9Y)

413 Dodgeball.

The "dodge a wrench line" was great but Ben Stiller's narcissistic "gym bro" was really what stole the show.


Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (iQwFx)

414 Oh, I remember getting Costner's The Postman thinking it'd be sneeringly awful and I'd have a good laff, but I ended up...liking it. To my shame. Not really sure why it got so many bad reviews.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 07:58 PM (jR7Wy)

415 Moose should have told the HA people we are closed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 07:58 PM (d5fLT)

416 >>>Heh, I liked Horrible Bosses II as well. Kevin Spacey and Jamie Foxx were hilarious in it.

The shower buddy isn't the official name.

-- yes it is.

We're still thinking of calling it the Shower Dad.

-- That's worse on almost every level.

why would a stranger be in the shower with you?

---we've gone over this, it's not a stranger, it's your buddy.

but why would your buddy be in the shower with you?

--WHY WOULD YOUR DAD?!?!

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:58 PM (dciA+)

417 Meet Joe Black...

really surprised me...

Posted by: Don Quixote

Peanut butter?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 15, 2016 07:58 PM (/ciMI)

418 Idle Hands is a semi-parody horror flick I thought would just be ridiculously awful. Actually had a couple funny parts.

Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 07:58 PM (DtNNC)

419 Gleaming the Cube?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 07:58 PM (kf2iZ)

420 Have to second a couple of non-sucking movies others have mentioned. 1) Adam Sandler's Click. Chris Walken stole the movie. 2) Edge of Tomorrow. The title's so dorky, it's like a kick me sign.

Posted by: sinalco at February 15, 2016 07:59 PM (yODqO)

421 Didn't think I'd like Pirates of the Caribbean, liked the 1st one.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2016 07:59 PM (TJCSB)

422 399 >>. The Aviator for me. No way I thought DiCaprio could pull off HH . I was wrong.

i love that movie but i've never seen it from teh beginning. I always come in when he's like with Kathryn Hepburn or going to the premier with Gwen Stefani (Jean Harlowe? Not sure).

I watch it every time it's on. Still have not seen the beginning.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 07:56 PM (dciA+)

Then you missed why he was germ phobic. At least the movie version.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 07:59 PM (MNgU2)

423 someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah

Tell 'em we're not interested, we already have a grail!
Postedi by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (kCfMX)



if you have to ask, its not for you

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 15, 2016 07:59 PM (vb33c)

424 406 Saving Private Ryan...just kidding.

Judge Dred- NOT the Stallone version.

Oblivion- Yet another Tom Cruise movie I liked. Rather disturbing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (hVdx9)

The Karl Urban version was superior to Stallone's version in every way.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 07:59 PM (kpqmD)

425 Dodgeball is gold.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 07:59 PM (oVJmc)

426
http://www.nightofthecomet.info/

Been 32 years? Oof.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix



shit HURTS , don't it?


Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 07:59 PM (iQwFx)

427 414 Oh, I remember getting Costner's The Postman thinking it'd be sneeringly awful and I'd have a good laff, but I ended up...liking it. To my shame. Not really sure why it got so many bad reviews.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 07:58 PM (jR7Wy)


Book was sooooo much better though...

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 07:59 PM (f7rv6)

428 Oh, I remember getting Costner's The Postman thinking it'd be sneeringly awful and I'd have a good laff, but I ended up...liking it. To my shame. Not really sure why it got so many bad reviews.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
****

Because it was BAD! Bad like Waterworld. Bad like Ishtar. Bad like Robot Jox...ok, maybe not that bad.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 08:00 PM (hVdx9)

429 OK... so on to Ace's actual question. I picked up a movie called Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang a few years ago just because it had Robert Downey Jr. in it. I wasn't expecting much because I had never heard of it but it turned out to be really good.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 08:00 PM (NPofj)

430 Galaxy Quest. I had no clue as to it's nature other than parody Star Trek.

Parodies usually suck. This one did not.

One of my favorite movies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

431 "Col Travis! Col Travis!...there's 5000 Mexicans coming over the hill!"

WHAT!!...I thought we weren't pouring concrete until the 21st!!...

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 15, 2016 08:00 PM (hCdMd)

432 414 Oh, I remember getting Costner's The Postman thinking it'd be sneeringly awful and I'd have a good laff, but I ended up...liking it. To my shame. Not really sure why it got so many bad reviews.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 07:58 PM (jR7Wy)

That one was actually decent. Costner had an almost Heston like turn with post apocalypse movies there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:00 PM (iHjB5)

433 Mexico had it's own inquisition which isnt surprising being a spanish colony. Simon Sebag Montefiore, author and historian, discovered that 2 relatives of his, a couple, were working in Mexico, exposed as secret joos and burnt alive.

http://goo.gl/Xw6I0Q

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 15, 2016 08:00 PM (iQIUe)

434 test

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 15, 2016 08:00 PM (kKHcp)

435 -
410
Texas movie that I didn't expect to like: Secondhand Lions. Really, really good.


Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM
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Another vote here.

Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 08:00 PM (DtNNC)

436 Envy was a better than expected movie. Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Christopher Walken.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 08:01 PM (kpqmD)

437
someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah



Tell 'em we're not interested, we already have a grail!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (kCfMX)


Also tell them their mother smells of elderberries.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 08:01 PM (NPofj)

438 The Karl Urban version was superior to Stallone's version in every way.

Posted by: Insomniac
****

I have the DVD. Damned good. Sadly, there probably won't be a sequel.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 08:01 PM (hVdx9)

439 How about movies you enjoyed, but will never watch again? Anything by Midnight Shamalamadingdong is in that category, though I did watch the Sixth Sense twice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 08:02 PM (rwI+c)

440 Shutter Island really hit me in the gut because my first wife was crazy and there was always a bit of fear in the back of my mind that I would come home to something like that. I saw the movie not that long after she died. "Why didn't you save me?"

Just thinking about it is horrifying.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at February 15, 2016 08:02 PM (MpvuV)

441 Tee up Netflix and watch "Uncle John," made by Ms Shyning's cousin's son. Screened at SXSW last year.

Only paid actor with a name is the guy that plays the lead, and he was in Beverly Hills Cop long ago.

Murder and drama up near the Wisconsin Dells.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 15, 2016 08:02 PM (U6f54)

442 Secondhand Lions is one I need to buy. VERY underrated.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 08:02 PM (hVdx9)

443 posted earlier and it never showed up. I thought perhaps I'd died.
Well, I could still talk to grammie and buzzion.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 15, 2016 08:02 PM (kKHcp)

444 Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 07:38 PM (NA5LM)

It's a fun movie, but it really requires radical suspensions of disbelief.

Posted by: Boone at February 15, 2016 08:02 PM (vq6QR)

445 " Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang"

Yes! That movie is great. I believe it's RDJr's first post-druggie movie.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (3DIzJ)

446 The beginning of Saving Private Ryan is not to be missd, it looses something after landing.

I read The Reaper before seeing American Sniper. It's a tough job.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (BkhW6)

447 I expected to hate Napoleon Dynamite, because I heard it quoted so much...but it's quite quote-worthy.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (/ciMI)

448 Not really sure why it got so many bad reviews.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 07:58 PM (jR7Wy)


I think a lot of it was fighting Brin's original book.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (q2o38)

449
Mortimer you like that movie because of Mary Catherine Stewart. Admit it.

I was 17 and VHS was king.

*sigh*

Between her and Kelli Maroney's cheerleader...



I'm told there were zombies at some point? : )

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 07:54 PM (iQwFx)






And one of the better badass lines from the 80s.

"Daddy would have gotten us Uzis."

"The car didn't care."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (o98Jz)

450 I liked it, but I HAD to let the burn of anger I had fade a bit. There's no way I could have watched that when it came out or shortly thereafter. That the press memory-holed that whole mess for Clinton... damn.
Posted by: The Waco Kid at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (e7T6D)

--Black Hawk Down came out just a couple months after 9/11. It was uncanny.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (vsbNu)

451 Don't know if you guys noticed but ace had a post in the Headlines section at HA yesterday or day before and it got about 10 times the typical number of comments.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (3myMJ)

452 All Hail Eris, The Postman took too many liberties with Brin's original story. Got rid of George Powhatten. The feminists who thought they could infiltrate the Holnist enclave to kill some of them sub-plot gone. They added a mule for Costner's motivation. And tacked on a truly sappy happy ending to the story by making Costner's character a hero with a statue when in the book...


SPOILER ALERT - The Real Ending.

The Postman rides off into the sunset to find another enclave of civilization that has recovered while trying to leave the pain behind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (d5fLT)

453 Speaking of Sandler movies, if you liked The Wedding Singer you would like Blended, his newest collaboration with Drew Barrymore. I saw it on HBO and I liked it a lot but again I liked the Wedding Singer a lot. Sandler's best movie is Funny People. Underrated and undeservedly panned.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (MNgU2)

454 Holy shit the opening to the Xfiles was spot on.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (WVvzl)

455 ---
435
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410

Texas movie that I didn't expect to like: Secondhand Lions. Really, really good.




Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM
--------------

Another vote here.


Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 08:00 PM

-------------------------

Although, with Caine and Duvall, good is not unexpected.


Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (DtNNC)

456 While I am praising Stiller:

Zoolander was a hilarious surprise.

"Pop , I think I have the black lung (weak cough)".

I would be amazed if the sequel doesn't ruin it.


Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (iQwFx)

457 someone at hot air wants to know how difficult it is to register here......hahahahhahhahahahah

-
You just got to grease the right palms.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (Nwg0u)

458 Secondhand Lions is a good watch.
An old man could do worse than emulate Duvall's character in that one.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (kKHcp)

459 "The "dodge a wrench line" was great but Ben Stiller's narcissistic "gym bro" was really what stole the show.


Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (iQwFx) "

Great character, but basically a re-do of his character from Heavyweights. But if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (4/i9Y)

460 Dodgeball.

The "dodge a wrench line" was great but Ben Stiller's narcissistic "gym bro" was really what stole the show.


Posted by: Mortimer

That's my favorite dumb comedy.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (/ciMI)

461 88 You are right. Texas Rising was teh suck. Please do not mention it in front of my husband, unless you have an hour or two to spare...

Posted by: Sal at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (MRX6w)

462 Gatica
Pretty good stuff

Posted by: Clark Kent at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (hforh)

463 439 How about movies you enjoyed, but will never watch again? Anything by Midnight Shamalamadingdong is in that category, though I did watch the Sixth Sense twice.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 08:02 PM (rwI+c)

As you say most of the good M.Knight films are kind of unrewatchable. Unbreakable is not too bad.

Schindler's list. I have bought the VHS special edition when it came out and the Bluray or DVD special edition. I have never rewatched it since seeing it in the theatre. It is a great movie, but you are NEVER in a mood to watch Schindler's List.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (iHjB5)

464 Oh. I know.

Four Lions.

I mean, it's dark. But probably the most accurate portrayal of the banality of terrorism out there.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (3DIzJ)

465 I've lived in Texas for my whole life and I honestly don't understand why anyone would want to move here. It floods for a month and then it's really hot and dry for 6 months.

The roads are ridiculously crowded and morning/evening drive time sucks away hours of your life.

I can't buy booze at a liquor store on Sunday but I can drink booze in a bar on Sunday. But not before noon which is total bs.

I have to stop here. Texas sucks. Don't move here.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (CbGSW)

466 How about movies you enjoyed, but will never watch again? Anything by Midnight Shamalamadingdong is in that category, though I did watch the Sixth Sense twice.

I think I've watched 'Unbreakable' a few times.

But when your gimmick is surprise endings, there's not much reason to watch them twice.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (oVJmc)

467 Hot Fuzz is one that I enjoyed way more than I expected to. Because of it, I went back and got Shaun of the Dead. Now waiting on The World's End to come down into my price range e.g. cheap

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 08:05 PM (JO9+V)

468 By the way Trey "Howdy" Gowdy is a genuine ass hat...

Posted by: Clark Kent at February 15, 2016 08:05 PM (hforh)

469 Speaking of Peter O'Toole, "What's New Pussycat". Paula Prentiss, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Posted by: Javems at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (yOqwj)



A classic. woah woah

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 08:05 PM (45oDG)

470 450 I liked it, but I HAD to let the burn of anger I had fade a bit. There's no way I could have watched that when it came out or shortly thereafter. That the press memory-holed that whole mess for Clinton... damn.
Posted by: The Waco Kid at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (e7T6D)

--Black Hawk Down came out just a couple months after 9/11. It was uncanny.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (vsbNu)


There are some movies I will not watch in movie theatres....

There are some I will only watch while alone...

And I'm not talking Porno you pervs!

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 08:05 PM (f7rv6)

471 402. I totally agree...Becca!

Posted by: Clarney at February 15, 2016 08:05 PM (dgO4h)

472 Watched John Cusack in "Shanghai," because I'll watch anything with Gong Li in it.

Give Kiera Knightly some mongolian eye folds, stretch her a couple inches, add a little softness, and you've got Gong Li.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 15, 2016 08:05 PM (U6f54)

473 363
Photos of the Marfa Ranch were beautiful. Of course, the photos were taken in Spring when everything is green but still.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 15, 2016 07:50 PM (iQIUe)

I've been to that guest ranch (Cibolo Creek ranch) and toured around for the day for an event, but didn't stay overnight. Our family's ranch is in the area so we went back to the house.

Oddly, if that area greens up, it's usually in Aug-Sept, not spring, because that's when the rainy season is.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 08:06 PM (ozZau)

474 You never see Fig Newtons anymore.

Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2016 08:06 PM (qUNWi)

475 The Sixth Seance I saw again not long ago, there is a lot going on you miss,
His movie about aliens I was disappointed, it would have been better not ever really seeing them.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 08:06 PM (BkhW6)

476 It is a great movie, but you are NEVER in a mood to watch Schindler's List.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (iHjB5)

Amen to that. I have a very hard time watching that. Harder the older I get

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2016 08:06 PM (DUoqb)

477 462
Gatica

Pretty good stuff

Posted by: Clark Kent




+1000

Top 5 for me.

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 08:07 PM (iQwFx)

478 --Virgin strawberry daiquiri. Yeah, I'm a pussy abstainer tonight.
Posted by: logprof
----------------
I can't afford strawberries, but I do have a pomegranate here.
And, since I like you, I'll provide the ice, but you have to wash the blender.

The "Saul" marathon has been on in the background all day. I'm surprised at how much of last season I DIDN'T miss. I thought I missed a lot more than I actually did.

I swear, this has to be the best series to come out in a long time. I never get into serial shows, but I got hooked on this one.
(Got bored with TWD when it looked like a soap opera, never watched BB, never did have HBO..)

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 08:07 PM (OUpHg)

479 Hot Fuzz is one that I enjoyed way more than I expected to. Because of it, I went back and got Shaun of the Dead. Now waiting on The World's End to come down into my price range e.g. cheap

Definitely the weakest of the three. IMHO.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

480 "OK... so on to Ace's actual question. I picked up a movie called Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang a few years ago just because it had Robert Downey Jr. in it. I wasn't expecting much because I had never heard of it but it turned out to be really good.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 08:00 PM (NPofj) "

Yeah, that's a fantastic movie. Penned by Shane Black, IIRC. Val Kilmer and RDJ really steal the show, their two man comedy is fantastic.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:07 PM (4/i9Y)

481 462 Gatica
Pretty good stuff
Posted by: Clark Kent at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (hforh)


nitpick: Gattaca (fun fact: the title uses only letters which are also the abbreviations of the bases of DNA: adenine, thymine, guanine, and cytosine).

Killer flick. Ernest Borgnine came out of nowhere and stole every scene he was in.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 08:08 PM (NA5LM)

482 Hmm, new series on WGN, The Outsiders we just started watching after taping it. It's about a family living off the grid in KY. Looks good, anyone seen this?

Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2016 08:08 PM (o/90i)

483 I've always had a weakness for the '67 Casino Royale.

It's a crap movie, but as a bunch of snippets of '60s British skit comedy it's got its moments.

Those moments don't include any time Orson Welles spends on the screen, though.

Posted by: JEM at February 15, 2016 08:08 PM (o+SC1)

484 Ah, Hot Air registration...

In 2007 I was a LGF refugee looking for a place to lurk. I happened upon Ace and Hot Air. In 9 years I have never been able to get a Hot Air account. In the last 7 years, I've never wanted one.

I honestly never bother reading comments there, I just read the (better) comments on the Hot Air articles here.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:08 PM (kBIIG)

485 add in...

John Carter of Mars... loved that they began the movie so true to the book.

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 08:08 PM (f7rv6)

486 Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 08:06 PM (ozZau)

Howdy. Our family place is in Mills County. And Brown County.

I'm in Colorado now though.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 08:09 PM (3myMJ)

487 " Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang"



Yes! That movie is great. I believe it's RDJr's first post-druggie movie.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (3DIzJ)


Val Kilmer was good in it too. Which reminds me of two good, bad movies that Val was in... Top Secret and Real Genius are very fun.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 08:09 PM (NPofj)

488 "Col Travis! Col Travis!...there's 5000 Mexicans coming over the hill!"

WHAT!!...I thought we weren't pouring concrete until the 21st!!...

Hey, you know why there were only 5,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

The other white van broke down.


Heh. Oh, and I denounce myself. And please don't move to Texas if you're from CA/CO/MD or anywhere north of Delaware.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 08:09 PM (C9pBZ)

489 I liked John Carter better than I thought I would (back on topic)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:09 PM (kBIIG)

490 Gatica

Gatica is good. It came out about the same time as several darkish movies that our family loved; Gatica, Dark City, The Matrix, and the 13th Floor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 08:09 PM (rwI+c)

491 i gave up hollywood long ago.
the last three movies i've gone to see were robin hood,
3:10 to Yuma and true grit.

all worth my time.

when a moron suggests something i'll ponder it.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 08:09 PM (0KgAM)

492 Speaking of Peter O'Toole, "What's New Pussycat". Paula Prentiss, mmm, mmm, mmm.



Posted by: Javems at February 15, 2016 07:57 PM (yOqwj)



"Named for your father, perhaps?" - to Plenty O'Toole as he asked her to blow on his dice for luck

Posted by: Sean "Bond, James Bond" Connery at February 15, 2016 08:10 PM (JO9+V)

493 I couldn't watch Black Hawk Down until I read the book by the Helo pilot who was captured,
I have to watch this tablet Black Hawk Down comes out BlackBerry Hawks Down

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 08:10 PM (BkhW6)

494 The idiots who decided that John Carter of Mars was a more catchy title than A Princess of Mars, well they need to be horse-whipped.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:10 PM (d5fLT)

495 Anna Puma, I have a good gal friend, Lois Lavrisa who writes mystery stuff.

Another good friend, Suzanne Finney, who writes under a couple of pseudonames. I just totally mispelled that.

They are two of my best friends, and they are conservatives. Check them out at Amazon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:10 PM (FsuaD)

496 Don't need to see Saving Private Ryan ever again. Tore me up.

Posted by: Clarney at February 15, 2016 08:10 PM (dgO4h)

497 I read The Reaper before seeing American Sniper. It's a tough job.
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (BkhW6)

Nick Irving lives in San Antonio. He was and maybe still is doing security work for ranches on the border.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 08:10 PM (ozZau)

498 320---Dr. Shatterhand ---

I did not want to see American Sniper either, not because I thought it would be bad, but because I really don't like most action movies.
I went just to be politically incorrect.

I agree that it is gut-wrenching but, more importantly, thought-provoking. It reminded me of Shane, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, and High Noon.

What is heroism?
What is the price that the sheepdogs pay for the doing the job of guarding the sheep?

Eastwood created a fully rounded movie there.







Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2016 08:10 PM (T/5A0)

499 I still haven't finished JCoM. It just doesn't hold my interest.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 08:11 PM (rwI+c)

500 I have to stop here. Texas sucks. Don't move here.


Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (CbGSW)


That is the new home for all of us come the revolution so speak softly, pardner.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 08:11 PM (NPofj)

501 485 add in...

John Carter of Mars... loved that they began the movie so true to the book.
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 08:08 PM (f7rv6)

I loved the book series as a kid. They did not do a horrible job with the movie as far as being faithful to the book (lack of love story? Well it was pretty much that Deja Thoris was hot! which was pretty much what was in the books.)

Do not know what went wrong with that one. Except perhaps that it is a very simple story compared to the nuanced heroes we like to portray these days. I liked it overall, but am not surprised it tanked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:11 PM (iHjB5)

502 493
I couldn't watch Black Hawk Down until I read the book by the Helo pilot who was captured,

I have to watch this tablet Black Hawk Down comes out BlackBerry Hawks Down



Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 08:10 PM (BkhW6)


I actually read "13 Hours" before we saw the film. Husband didn't finish the book after the movie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:12 PM (FsuaD)

503 John Carter deserves more films. I loved those books.

Posted by: Clarney at February 15, 2016 08:12 PM (dgO4h)

504 465 I've lived in Texas for my whole life and I honestly don't understand why anyone would want to move here. It floods for a month and then it's really hot and dry for 6 months.

The roads are ridiculously crowded and morning/evening drive time sucks away hours of your life.

I can't buy booze at a liquor store on Sunday but I can drink booze in a bar on Sunday. But not before noon which is total bs.

I have to stop here. Texas sucks. Don't move here.
Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (CbGSW)



You forgot the armadillos with leprosy. And AIDS. And the Plague. What was I saying again? Oh yeah, don't move to Texas.

Posted by: AD at February 15, 2016 08:12 PM (QWY55)

505 Texas movie that I didn't expect to like: Secondhand Lions. Really, really good.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe
--------------
Great flick. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 08:12 PM (OUpHg)

506 I've always had a weakness for the '67 Casino Royale.

It's a crap movie, but as a bunch of snippets of '60s British skit comedy it's got its moments.


Bad movie, but simultaneously a great comedy. Score is really good, too.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

507 3:10 To Yuma is a original that is tough to beat, the new version was close though.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 08:12 PM (BkhW6)

508 Don't need to see Saving Private Ryan ever again. Tore me up.
Posted by: Clarney at February 15, 2016 08:10 PM (dgO4h)

One of my favorite scenes in Saving Private Ryan is the griping scene

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2016 08:12 PM (DUoqb)

509 The re-make of Total Recall. I'm probably going to be embarrelled, but I liked it more than the original.

[ducks]

Posted by: Hadoop at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (2X7pN)

510 "Gatica is good. It came out about the same time as several darkish movies that our family loved; Gatica, Dark City, The Matrix, and the 13th Floor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 08:09 PM (rwI+c) "

Dark City was great. I've always been a Rufus Sewell fan, he's a guy I've never seen give a bad performance. 13th floor is more of a guilty pleasure movie, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (4/i9Y)

511 Hot Fuzz is one that I enjoyed way more than I
expected to. Because of it, I went back and got Shaun of the Dead. Now
waiting on The World's End to come down into my price range e.g. cheap



Definitely the weakest of the three. IMHO.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 08:07 PM (oVJm



Gotta concur with Pappy and advise you not bother with The World's End. It is just bad and left me disappointed in Simon Pegg.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (NPofj)

512 "I have to stop here. Texas sucks. Don't move here. "

I'm of the opinion that it is because Texas sucks that it remains (mostly) free.

If you move here, it's because you either crave freedom or need money.

No one's like "hey, you know what I've always wanted? Muggy 104 degree summers and tornadoes!"

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (f3Iw2)

513 Definitely the weakest of the three. IMHO.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 08:07 PM (oVJmc)


Agreed. It has a few good moments though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (JO9+V)

514 Not in keeping with 'movies you expected to be awful' but WarGames has aged stunningly well and if you liked it back then it's worth seeing again. Starring Broderick, Sheedy, WOPR, and IMSAI 8080.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (NA5LM)

515 Top Secret. ZAZ production that came out between Airplane! and The Naked Gun starring Val Kilmer and Lucy Gutteridge.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (kf2iZ)

516 Grammy's are on. They will make you care that * oscarssowhite* Hollywood will never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: This is my fault at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (lpKcd)

517 Hmm, new series on WGN, The Outsiders we just started watching after taping it. It's about a family living off the grid in KY. Looks good, anyone seen this?

Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2016 08:08 PM (o/90i)



Nope, but definitely going to check it out now that I know about it.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 15, 2016 08:14 PM (GUBah)

518 I thought The Passion of the Christ would be not so great, due to the "extras" included from the works of Anne Catherine Emmerich, which I thought was un-called for.
I'm sure she was a saintly person, but there's some controvery about who wrote her stuff, which gives me the seer-willies.

But it was really good. Searing, but necessary.

Posted by: Sal at February 15, 2016 08:14 PM (MRX6w)

519 The 13th Floor would have been the SciFi hit of the summer, if The Matrix hadn't come out.

I also like Rufus Sewell. He plays a great villain. He's got the smirk down pat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 08:14 PM (rwI+c)

520 Gatica is good. It came out about the same time as several darkish movies that our family loved; Gatica, Dark City, The Matrix, and the 13th Floor.


Came out at the same time as 'Contact.' I couldn't believe two good SF movies coming out so close to each other.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

521 Gattaca was great. Secondhand Lions gets a big thumbs up too. I watched The Last Witch Hunter today. Surprisingly didn't suck, but Vin Diesel doesn't exactly have the range to pull off a world weary 800 year old.

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 08:14 PM (GgxVX)

522 I liked Total Recall too.

Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM (qUNWi)

523 If you move here, it's because you either crave freedom or need money."

Or a 75 degree day in February....

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM (C9pBZ)

524 Low expectations for "Rat Race"--it still disappointed.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM (/ciMI)

525 494
The idiots who decided that John Carter of Mars was a more catchy title than A Princess of Mars, well they need to be horse-whipped.

Actually, they just titled it John Carter, not mentioning Mars at all.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM (o78gS)

526 I re-watched American Sniper on HBO the other night.

I feel I owe it to Chris Kyle and his widow and kids.

It's painful, but this is what we put our troops through.

Our son came home from Helmand Province by a fucking miracle. He'll tell you that.

I cry (in private) when I think what these brave young men, hands tied behind their backs, are dealing with.

Our son said the ROE were killing them. And nearly fucking killed him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM (FsuaD)

527 Texas skeeters will suck you dry. Carry away small pets, they will. No, don't move here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM (JO9+V)

528 I thought "The Interview" was going to be as bad as the trailers made it look. Actually, it was brilliant and hilarious.

Posted by: bernverdnardo at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM (s6/4z)

529 515 Top Secret. ZAZ production that came out between Airplane! and The Naked Gun starring Val Kilmer and Lucy Gutteridge.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (kf2iZ)

Ok, this is a question I have: what the hell happened to those types of movies? Layered comedies with tons of sight gags going on in the background? Movies that you can rewatch and get more out of them than the first time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:16 PM (iHjB5)

530 Not in keeping with 'movies you expected to be awful' but WarGames has aged stunningly well and if you liked it back then it's worth seeing again. Starring Broderick, Sheedy, WOPR, and IMSAI 8080.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (NA5LM)

yes I can still watch that also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2016 08:16 PM (DUoqb)

531 Billy Bob Thornton is an unexpected choice for Crockett...I would say, um huh. Especially after him and that Randy Quaid fella was a havin their way with that young boy behind that cannon on the north wall!

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 15, 2016 08:16 PM (8EFxg)

532 LOVE Gattaca.
Secondhand Lions was a nice surprise.

When I have bouts of insomnia I will try to watch foreign films (makes for better white noise), but two movies that kept me up were "The Secret in Their Eyes" and "Summer Hours."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 08:16 PM (NOIQH)

533 Another movie I quite liked was The Curse of the Golden Flower. I liked the plot and the characters and the sword play and the ninja stuff (or whatever you call Chinese ninjas) but mostly the movie is incredibly beautifully shot.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (Nwg0u)

534
As you say most of the good M.Knight films are kind of unrewatchable. Unbreakable is not too bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (iHjB5)







Unbreakable is really M Night Shamalamadingdong's best film. Creepy as hell, and the signature ending twist is serviceable, with Willis walking out on the Glass Man in disgust and horror.

And then they fucking RUINED the film with the ending text, explaining how the villain was tried and convicted. Stupid, stupid. The film was dark and had a heavy dose of dread. Turning around and having a "happy" ending was totally out of character.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (o98Jz)

535 Not in keeping with 'movies you expected to be awful' but WarGames has
aged stunningly well and if you liked it back then it's worth seeing
again. Starring Broderick, Sheedy, WOPR, and IMSAI 8080.


Brian Dennehy was great as Joshua.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (YJmuy)

536 Nick Irving did a Philadelphia radio speaker series show which I guess you can still hear it. That's why I bought it after listening to the show.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (BkhW6)

537 Hot Fuzz is one that I enjoyed way more than I expected to. Because of it, I went back and got Shaun of the Dead. Now waiting on The World's End to come down into my price range e.g. cheap


Posted by: Count de Monet
****

World's End is the weakest of the three, and probably the darkest.

Posted by: P.I. Staker at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (hVdx9)

538 Underrated TV series, IMO: Revolution. It's on Netflix.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (GUBah)

539 Thanks Anachronda for the correction on the movie title. Very cool movie, horribly bland title.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (d5fLT)

540 Saw it in Cozumel Mexico whilst working a cruise ship... in Cozumel, they thought it had a happy ending.

Posted by: Sixgunsam at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (a/Z7V)

541 I can't afford strawberries, but I do have a pomegranate here.
And, since I like you, I'll provide the ice, but you have to wash the blender.

The "Saul" marathon has been on in the background all day. I'm surprised at how much of last season I DIDN'T miss. I thought I missed a lot more than I actually did.

I swear, this has to be the best series to come out in a long time. I never get into serial shows, but I got hooked on this one.
(Got bored with TWD when it looked like a soap opera, never watched BB, never did have HBO..)
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 08:07 PM (OUpHg)

--Hmmm, never had a pomegranate daiquiri, but I'll give it a try.

I have seen all of BB, but I may end up liking Better Call Saul even more, simply because it's a nice dark comedy with some dramatic undertones. It's probably one of the least obscure bits of TV trivia that Bob Odenkirk was runner-up to play Michael Scott on The Office. Both The Office and Breaking Bad were better off that he didn't get the gig.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (vsbNu)

542 I feel I owe it to Chris Kyle and his widow and kids.

It's painful, but this is what we put our troops through.

Our son came home from Helmand Province by a fucking miracle. He'll tell you that.

I cry (in private) when I think what these brave young men, hands tied behind their backs, are dealing with.

Our son said the ROE were killing them. And nearly fucking killed him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM (FsuaD)

yeah...That and Lone Surviver are the ONLY 2 movies I have paid to see in the last 20 years. And it is very hard for me to watch these contemporary War movies now a days.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (DUoqb)

543 Texas skeeters will suck you dry. Carry away small pets, they will"

Nah, just hang a leash on 'em. Makes for a fun flying toy - like those gas powered airplanes on a string back in the day...

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (C9pBZ)

544 On the games made into movies front, the first one I remember was Wing Commander. The games were great, but that was one terrible flick.

Once of the games in the series was a better movie, and stared Mark Hamill.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (kBIIG)

545 The only thing Texas skeeters are askeerd of are the giant flying cockroaches. When they battle it's like Godzilla vs Mothra outside.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (JO9+V)

546 OMG. The freakin tornadoes. It's a sunny 104 degrees and humid. Then it clouds up all of a sudden and golf ball sized hail starts and then TORNADO ALERT.

Last spring I drove to the store during the flooding. Came back the same way 15 minutes later and the road was covered in water and the pavement was jammed up against some trees.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (CbGSW)

547 World's End is the weakest of the three, and probably the darkest.



Posted by: P.I. Staker at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (hVdx9

No way that was the best one. But I kind of identified with the protagonist and his struggles...

Posted by: bernverdnardo at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (s6/4z)

548 Really liked '12 Monkeys' when I didn't expect to.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

549 World's End is the weakest of the three, and probably the darkest.
Posted by: P.I. Staker at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (hVdx9)

Yeah, it got a bit too... real? And for a movie about blue-goo filed aliens, that is saying something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (iHjB5)

550

Flag of Our Fathers.

The scene of the Japanese abduction and torture of the Marine during the heat of the battle still haunts my dreams.

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (iQwFx)

551 World's End is the weakest of the three, and probably the darkest.
Posted by: P.I. Staker


Stupid fucking ending. Quite literally Social Justice Warrior porn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 08:19 PM (WLpmE)

552 --
Actually, they just titled it John Carter, not mentioning Mars at all.



Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM

-------------

People probably thought it was a coming-of-age story of a boy from Georgia trying to piece together why his grandad would attack a rabbit with a boat oar.

Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 08:19 PM (DtNNC)

553 @496 Don't need to see Saving Private Ryan ever again. Tore me up.

Posted by: Clarney


I "thought" I would watch it again. I bought the DVD or Blu Ray back long ago... but... have not rewatched it. I've thought of it... but that opening scene had a visceral effect on me in the theater I was not expecting.... that has lingered... and the scene where the blonde kid goes inert while his squad-mate is in hand to hand with z-German. ( that knife kill haunts me ).

Plus.... since about 2005 (?) I can't watch Matt F'n Damon in anything. F him.

Posted by: Yip at February 15, 2016 08:19 PM (e7T6D)

554 Movies that you can rewatch and get more out of them than the first time.

I thought the first Austin Powers flick was like that. I didn't laugh at all in the theater, but I cracked up all the way home thinking about it.

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 08:20 PM (GgxVX)

555 Coastal Georgia is eat-up with Yankees. They hate all us locals with the heat of a million suns, but boy do they enjoy putting us down at various cocktail parties.

Hopefully, if there's a hurricane evacuation (shudder), they'll be too busy patting each other on the back about how they escaped the North and are enduring the mouth-breathers here.

And they'll suffer whatever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:20 PM (FsuaD)

556 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 08:20 PM (KCxzN)

557 454 Holy shit the opening to the Xfiles was spot on.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 15, 2016 08:03 PM (WVvzl)

Yeah, and that's why I'm waiting for the sucker punch. You know they can't actually have them be the real terrorists.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)

558 Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (vsbNu)

i love call saul more than i loved breaking bad....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 08:20 PM (0O7c5)

559 Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 08:09 PM (3myMJ)

Howdy! You must be proud to have such brave ancestors. That's very cool.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 08:21 PM (ozZau)

560

"Beavers and Ducks!" Funny BBT movie...

Posted by: Kaboom! at February 15, 2016 08:21 PM (+zqYj)

561 501 Do not know what went wrong with that one. Except perhaps that it is a very simple story compared to the nuanced heroes we like to portray these days. I liked it overall, but am not surprised it tanked.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:11 PM

Disney purposely tanked it. Andrew Staunton, the director, got on somebody's bad side. Great pulp action fun. Following the full series of books as intended would have been awesome.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 15, 2016 08:21 PM (Vm8WO)

562 "Ok, this is a question I have: what the hell happened to those types of
movies? Layered comedies with tons of sight gags going on in the
background? Movies that you can rewatch and get more out of them than
the first time."

They still make them, just not as well. The Wayons with Scary Movie, for example. Nobody will ever top ZAZ. It helps that Zero Hour was one of the most unintentionally funny films ever written.

Kentucky Fried Movie is another ZAZ classic.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 08:21 PM (kf2iZ)

563 Another Ethan Hawke movie that sort of fits this category - Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. I had low expectations, but had I known it was directed by Sidney Lumet, that wouldn't have been the case. And it ended up being really an engrossing movie.

Ethan Hawke is another actor that rarely turns in a bad performance.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:21 PM (4/i9Y)

564 Stupid fucking ending. Quite literally Social Justice Warrior porn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 08:19 PM (WLpmE)

Hmmm... I kind of saw it the opposite way."Oh, fuck off you big lamp!" LOL

Posted by: bernverdnardo at February 15, 2016 08:22 PM (s6/4z)

565 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM (FsuaD)


Not to make the room dusty, but a friend of mine literally sent me this link about 15 minutes ago:

https://youtu.be/wo2FyD6Oces

The room will get very dusty.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 15, 2016 08:22 PM (GUBah)

566 551 World's End is the weakest of the three, and probably the darkest.

Posted by: P.I. Staker

Stupid fucking ending. Quite literally Social Justice Warrior porn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 08:19 PM (WLpmE)


Ugh. So, worse than "Paul," then?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 15, 2016 08:22 PM (jV8Mq)

567 FYI, Jeff Sessions was listening to Levin & has now phoned in

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 15, 2016 08:22 PM (Vm8WO)

568 Buck Travis????

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 15, 2016 08:22 PM (QPdNE)

569 Fort Apache the Bronx

Has aged quite well too.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 15, 2016 08:22 PM (r6ujM)

570 538 Underrated TV series, IMO: Revolution. It's on Netflix.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (GUBah)


I found it kind of hard to suspend disbelief on this one so it was hard to get into. On the other hand, Giancarlo Esposito.

It's a tossup.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 08:22 PM (NA5LM)

571
i love call saul more than i loved breaking bad....


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 08:20 PM (0O7c5)

Oh, there's a new one tonight, isn't there?

Posted by: bernverdnardo at February 15, 2016 08:22 PM (s6/4z)

572 Robocop 2, Cobra, Commando, Starship Troopers, Scoobie Doo the Movie, Charlie's Angels, Lost in Space, Basquiat, Motorcycle Diaries, all better than I expected. Not always a lot better, but at least a little better than my low expectations. The first four of course became cult hits.

Posted by: gp at February 15, 2016 08:22 PM (mk9aG)

573 Stupid fucking ending. Quite literally Social Justice Warrior porn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop
****

Exactly right. Not to mention for a bunch of wannabe conquerors, they sure were wimps.

Posted by: The Swan at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (hVdx9)

574 The corgi is now playing with the new puppy.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

575 Movies I can rewatch:

Metropolis, Forbidden Planet, Ben-Hur, 2001:A Space Odyssey, Star Wars: A New Hope, and Blade Runner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (d5fLT)

576 546
OMG. The freakin tornadoes. It's a sunny 104 degrees and humid. Then it
clouds up all of a sudden and golf ball sized hail starts and then
TORNADO ALERT.

Last spring I drove to the store during the
flooding. Came back the same way 15 minutes later and the road was
covered in water and the pavement was jammed up against some trees.


Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (CbGSW)


Prayers. I'm with ya. We went through the same thing here in coastal GA. But all the folks dealing with SNOW!!!! didn't give a shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (FsuaD)

577 I like the movie " Eight Men Out" about the White Sox scandal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (DUoqb)

578 "adam baldwin mentioned to me..."

sheesh.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (WTSFk)

579 "i love call saul more than i loved breaking bad...."


Loved BB but Saul is really good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (9T4xJ)

580 512 "I have to stop here. Texas sucks. Don't move here. "

I'm of the opinion that it is because Texas sucks that it remains (mostly) free.

If you move here, it's because you either crave freedom or need money.

No one's like "hey, you know what I've always wanted? Muggy 104 degree summers and tornadoes!"
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 08:13 PM (f3Iw2)


--It's almost a law of nature that places with great natural beauty eventually get infested with assholes and/or liberals. California, Washington State, France . . .

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (vsbNu)

581
Ugh. So, worse than "Paul," then?


NOTHING is worse than 'Paul.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

582 My father in law who passed away years ago was a D-day vet and so I try to find anything I can only it.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (BkhW6)

583 "Once of the games in the series was a better movie, and stared Mark Hamill.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:18 PM (kBIIG) "

Yeah, that was Wing Commander 3 I think? Also had Malcolm McDowell. When the game has a better cast than the movie, you know you're in trouble.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (4/i9Y)

584 They still make them, just not as well. The Wayons with Scary Movie, for example. Nobody will ever top ZAZ. It helps that Zero Hour was one of the most unintentionally funny films ever written.

Kentucky Fried Movie is another ZAZ classic.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 08:21 PM (kf2iZ)

I agree. When I saw High and the Mighty for the first time (which was not that long ago since the Wayne family had it locked in a vault somewhere) it made Airplane funnier. That is a great movie (High and the Mighty.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (iHjB5)

585 "And then they fucking RUINED the film with the ending text, explaining how the villain was tried and convicted. Stupid, stupid.

"Because Glass was ....THE BAD GUY ! Get it ? Huh? "

" You thought Glass was good...but he wasn't !!!"

"See? Now do you get it? Bad Guy! My signature twist! I am so awesome! "

/M.Night Shamalanglingsomething

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 08:24 PM (iQwFx)

586 Patrick Swayze in 'Ghost' was pretty good.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 08:24 PM (jw09+)

587 504 You forgot the armadillos with leprosy. And AIDS. And the Plague. What was I saying again? Oh yeah, don't move to Texas.

Posted by: AD at February 15, 2016 08:12 PM (QWY55)


Sounds like a wonderful place for us to expand our operations!

Posted by: Whizzo Chocolates Co. at February 15, 2016 08:24 PM (jV8Mq)

588 Every movie starring Keanu Reeves. I have enjoyed immensely 95% of his movies. I'm surprised by that every time.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:25 PM (MNgU2)

589 Does anyone remember a movie about street toughs set in New York during the 70s where they had to bop their way from one side of town to their home turf? The Warriors?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 08:25 PM (kf2iZ)

590 sheesh?

just kidding

we cool

:-D

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2016 08:25 PM (WTSFk)

591 The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human is a hilarious flick I caught late one night. Courtship viewed through the lens of documentary making alien anthropologists.

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 08:25 PM (GgxVX)

592 "Buck Travis????"



Wasn't he on "Gunsmoke?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 08:25 PM (9T4xJ)

593 "Movies I can rewatch:

Metropolis, Forbidden Planet, Ben-Hur, 2001:A Space Odyssey, Star Wars: A New Hope, and Blade Runner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:23 PM (d5fLT) "

I love Kubrick, but I just can't watch 2001 anymore. It's a movie you definitely need to see more than once, but once you've fully grokked it...just isn't a very 'fun' movie anymore. But it's necessary viewing for fans of the art of cinema.

Whereas I can watch The Shining all the time.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:26 PM (4/i9Y)

594 Robocop 2 was good. Cobra, meh. Commando, awful.

Posted by: Aaron A. Aaronson at February 15, 2016 08:26 PM (hVdx9)

595 Like most folks, I went back and rewatched the original Star Wars before Episode 7 released.

I was struck by how well the movie holds up, even the special effects. The only parts that didn't work were the silly CGI things that Lucas added years later. Those looked awful. But everything done with the old models and on location sets still looked great almost 40 years later.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:26 PM (kBIIG)

596 i love call saul more than i loved breaking bad....


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 08:20 PM (0O7c5)

Oh, there's a new one tonight, isn't there?
Posted by: bernverdnardo at February 15, 2016 08:22 PM (s6/4z)


--Season 2 premiere.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 08:27 PM (vsbNu)

597 LTNS Broseidon King, any good anime cons you've been to?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:27 PM (d5fLT)

598 I left the Alamo to get the guys a resupply of whiskey and tobacco but before I got back they got wiped out so I made my way North and got a job at a TeeVee station. lucky me.

Posted by: "Buckskin Brian" Williams at February 15, 2016 08:27 PM (/GFib)

599 I gotta get off here, I get up to damn early
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2016 08:27 PM (BkhW6)

600 When I saw High and the Mighty for the first time (which was not that long ago since the Wayne family had it locked in a vault somewhere) it made Airplane funnier. That is a great movie (High and the Mighty.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD


They also had Island in the Sky locked up for a while. I remember when TCM showed both of them and said they had been unavailable for some time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (FkBIv)

601 Almost forgot about this one, a foreign film, which I never watch. (seriously, I'm not sure I could name another) Korean film called Masquerade. Pretty damn good. (funny and otherwise)

Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (DtNNC)

602 Q: Why did Santa Anna only bring 500 troops with him?

A: He only had two pickups.

Posted by: Mose at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (7C1ZY)

603
Blue Thunder

Posted by: Moron Delux at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (+zqYj)

604 One that surprised me- Ice Pirates

Posted by: Aaron A. Aaronson at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (hVdx9)

605 Oyasumi Skip, kiokitsene!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (d5fLT)

606 'night, Skip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (FsuaD)

607 Commando with Arnold Schwarzenegger was pretty cheesy.

I haven't seen any of the expendables either, for the same reason. Don't have much hope for'm.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (jw09+)

608 Kind of a silly little movie that I watched and surprisingly enjoyed was "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters."


Seen it a couple of times and I should hate it but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (xDy/V)

609 Commando, awful.

WTAF? An all time classic.

Fuck you, ASSHOLE!

Click

Fuck YOU, asshole!

Punch

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (kf2iZ)

610 589
Does anyone remember a movie about street toughs set in New York during
the 70s where they had to bop their way from one side of town to their
home turf? The Warriors?


*raises hand*

Warriors, come out and play-ay!

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (o78gS)

611 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:21 PM (4/i9Y)

Didn't hurt to see Marisa Tomei naked getting it doggy style either.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:29 PM (MNgU2)

612 595 Like most folks, I went back and rewatched the original Star Wars before Episode 7 released.

I was struck by how well the movie holds up, even the special effects. The only parts that didn't work were the silly CGI things that Lucas added years later. Those looked awful. But everything done with the old models and on location sets still looked great almost 40 years later.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:26 PM (kBIIG)

I am hoping Disney gives me the one thing I want with respect to Star Wars: a remastered version of the original theatrical releases. That is it. Han shot first (this is not just a tough guy point to the movie, it is fricking vital to telling you what the character is about and where he is at.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:29 PM (iHjB5)

613 Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 08:25 PM (kf2iZ)

Yep, good B movie.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 08:29 PM (3myMJ)

614 "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters."

Just watched it on FX.

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 08:29 PM (GgxVX)

615 264 I watched Odd Thomas on Netflix recently, expecting it to be pretty dumb. I was pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (/ciMI)
Admittedly, it's been a while since I've read the book, but from what I do remember, the movie was surprisingly faithful to the story.A surprise for me was Austenland. By no means a great movie, but it turned out to be a fun little time-killer.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 15, 2016 08:30 PM (b0LbM)

616 I heard "Enter the Void" was a movie about DMT dealers in Tokyo. What it was really about made my jaw drop to the floor. I almost needed therapy after that movie (go watch it!)

Posted by: bernverdnardo at February 15, 2016 08:30 PM (s6/4z)

617 Does anyone remember a movie about street toughs set in New York during the 70s where they had to bop their way from one side of town to their home turf? The Warriors?"

You're asking the readers of this here smart military blog if they're aware of Anabasis?

Heh.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 08:30 PM (C9pBZ)

618 "And then they fucking RUINED the film with the ending text, explaining how the villain was tried and convicted. Stupid, stupid. The film was dark and had a heavy dose of dread. Turning around and having a "happy" ending was totally out of character.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2016 08:17 PM (o98Jz) "

That strikes me as a studio decision, most likely. "Test audiences thought it was too dark!" Not that Shamalamadingdong has done himself any favors since Unbreakable. His movies have gone steadily downhill since then, with some being just unwatchable garbage. "Lady In The Water"? Ugh.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:30 PM (4/i9Y)

619 587
Sounds like a wonderful place for us to expand our operations!

Posted by: Whizzo Chocolates Co. at February 15, 2016 08:24 PM (jV8Mq)

You the folks that make Spring Surprise?

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 08:30 PM (o78gS)

620 "Hmmm... I kind of saw it the opposite way."Oh, fuck off you big lamp!" LOL"

Yeah me too. Yeah, yeah, we're all fucked and the world ended, but at least we didn't become one of You People.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 08:31 PM (f3Iw2)

621 589 Does anyone remember a movie about street toughs set in New York during the 70s where they had to bop their way from one side of town to their home turf? The Warriors?
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 08:25 PM (kf2iZ)
---
Such a neat nightmare world of rival gangs. It was like Odysseus trying to get home battling monsters and evildoers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 08:31 PM (jR7Wy)

622 Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
If it's the one I am thinking of, it had some hot women in it.
Not a bad movie actually.

Posted by: Simon Skinner at February 15, 2016 08:31 PM (hVdx9)

623 woody allen made a fine comment on 2001 )available on youtube) that's appropriate here.

his first impression was that it was over rated. a woman dragged him to see it again and he thought it was impressive. a third viewing he says it's great.

says that never happened to him with any other film.

it improved for me, too.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2016 08:31 PM (WTSFk)

624 158 Once this comic book movie craze dies down

Once comic book readers die, I expect Hollywood to move to an endless series of video game re-enactments.

Posted by: t-bird

You don't have to go see them.

I'm just happy if they make a good western every five years.



Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 15, 2016 08:31 PM (QdAXQ)

625 My parents had only known each other for three months when they married. For some reason, they bought a house in San Antonio.

Mother said the house was near the zoo. They could hear the lions roaring.

And hear I am. Heh.

They owned that house for many years, using it as a rental. Daddy sold it when I was in high school.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:32 PM (FsuaD)

626 Movie thread and no one has mentioned 'Tremors' ?

Burt Gummer? Ass Blasters?

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 08:32 PM (jw09+)

627 Billy Bob Thornton is a trip to watch. In Fargo season one he stole the show. Fargo season two pales in comparison.

Never really saw him before that. Dude can really act. Unless it's not an act.

Posted by: mega machines

---

I have a Billy Sherwood album where Thornton plays drums and sings! It's called "Headsets: Volume 1." Billy Bob sings on the track "2,000 Light Years From Home."

Sorry. Can't find it on YouTube.

Posted by: RKae at February 15, 2016 08:32 PM (lF8sf)

628 Schwarzneggar's Single Word Title collection were all pretty much one timers.


Steven Seagall's original Above the Law still holds up pretty well , to my amazement. Kelly LeBrock ... then.

It was the following 7 times that he remade the same movie that sucked.

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 08:32 PM (iQwFx)

629 Video game shows?

You mean like the anime TV series Phantasy Star Online 2: The Animation?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:33 PM (d5fLT)

630 "Every movie starring Keanu Reeves. I have enjoyed immensely 95% of his movies. I'm surprised by that every time."

I'm halfway through Bill and Ted on Netflix. Not sure if I'll finish it. It is not one that holds up for me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:33 PM (kBIIG)

631 Book of Eli - Had no preconceptions. Love it enough to watch it whenever it comes on. I don't do that.

Oh Brother Where Art Thou- Not even sure what makes me like this film. I avoided it partly due to Clooney. It's just very different and satisfying.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at February 15, 2016 08:33 PM (L7nbe)

632 Such a neat nightmare world of rival gangs. It was like Odysseus trying to get home battling monsters and evildoers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 08:31 PM (jR7Wy)

It was supposed to be a modern Anabasis.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:33 PM (7qAYi)

633 here - hear

Dammit

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:33 PM (FsuaD)

634 You don't have to go see them.

I wouldn't understand them anyways unless they were Zaxxon- or Tempest-based (which probably wouldn't be blockbusters)

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 08:34 PM (ZxmMG)

635 Time Cop
That was probably the best movie ever done by Van Damme.

Posted by: Martin Blower at February 15, 2016 08:34 PM (hVdx9)

636 They also had Island in the Sky locked up for a while. I remember when TCM showed both of them and said they had been unavailable for some time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM (FkBIv)

Isalnd was not as good for me as High and the Mighty. And I was surprised for what I liked about it. I am a HUGE John Wayne fan, but his performance was just ok. I liked the little bits of character drama in the piece. The high powered playwright (who is established is kind of a giant man-baby.) Who when everything goes to hell, steps up. His girlfriend says it for the audience: "What's gotten into you?... You were magnificent!"

This is the thing that pisses me off about modern audiences and modern people in general. These people had far more insight into human character and showed people how they really were. Far better than a lot of shit on the screen these days.

Gonna have to rewatch that tonight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:34 PM (iHjB5)

637 Battleship, yes.

Posted by: gp at February 15, 2016 08:34 PM (mk9aG)

638
610 589
Does anyone remember a movie about street toughs set in New York during
the 70s where they had to bop their way from one side of town to their
home turf? The Warriors?

*raises hand*

Warriors, come out and play-ay!

Posted by: Anachronda

Yes I do. It was fabulous, and its still that way.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 15, 2016 08:34 PM (QdAXQ)

639 631
Oh Brother Where Art Thou- Not even sure what makes me like this film. I avoided it partly due to Clooney. It's just very different and satisfying.
Posted by: typo dynamofo at February 15, 2016 08:33 PM (L7nbe)


At least half of it is the music. Really.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 08:34 PM (NA5LM)

640 I didn't click on the sidebar to see what the most romantic sentence ever is because I already figured out a sentence guaranteed to win the hearts of all Morons:

"Dear, after we get home from the range, I'll give you a BJ and then make you a bacon sammich."

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 08:34 PM (P8951)

641 Loved "Oh Brother Where Art Thou."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:35 PM (FsuaD)

642 I have to stop here. Texas sucks. Don't move here.


Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 08:04 PM (CbGSW)


That is the new home for all of us come the revolution so speak softly, pardner.


Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 08:11 PM (NPofj)

Anybody who gets here after 1/20/17 pulls garden duty.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 08:35 PM (3eoPa)

643 "Robocop 2 was good. Cobra, meh. Commando, awful.

Posted by: Aaron A. Aaronson at February 15, 2016 08:26 PM (hVdx9) "

Cobra is pretty archetypal Stallone. Over-acting, hamming it up, chewing on the scenery like he's at an all-you-can-eat buffet...but somehow sort of enjoyable.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:35 PM (4/i9Y)

644 ugh.... i just saw the warriors for the first time a couple of weeks ago.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 08:35 PM (0O7c5)

645
If you want to see a "different" movie try to find the original "Blowup".

Or "Scenes From A Marriage".

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 08:35 PM (3myMJ)

646 Love "The Patriot." Especially since, when it came out, the Chicago Tribune hated it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:36 PM (FsuaD)

647 Woody Allen's Radio Days... I just watched it the other night... probably seen it 5 times. I have the DVD. Somehow, I am able to forgive Woody for his oddness , because I adored his early films before I knew what a crud he was and Radio Days only has him narrating, not acting in it. After Annie Hall back in the day, Radio Days is the only Woody Allen film I'll watch.

Now that we're living in an amalgam of Bananas and Sleeper.... it's clear he was is a clairvoyant who made documentaries before their time. Not so funny now.

Posted by: Yip at February 15, 2016 08:37 PM (e7T6D)

648 B.B.Thornton was good in A Simple Plan with Bill Paxton.

I think I'm the only person who ever saw it

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 08:37 PM (KCxzN)

649 "It was supposed to be a modern Anabasis."

But Cyrus sought not to dethrone the king but to praise him. Then there was the whole knowing you're home when you see water.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 08:37 PM (kf2iZ)

650 Cobra is pretty archetypal Stallone. Over-acting, hamming it up, chewing on the scenery like he's at an all-you-can-eat buffet...but somehow sort of enjoyable.


Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
****

That poor car of his. That hurt to watch.

Posted by: DS Andy Wainright at February 15, 2016 08:37 PM (hVdx9)

651 "Movie thread and no one has mentioned 'Tremors' ? "



Oh, of course. Silly fun. Wish they made more like that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 08:37 PM (CJpTn)

652 Texas skeeters will suck you dry. Carry away small pets, they will. No, don't move here.


Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM (JO9+V)

I've been told that since we haven't gotten 7 days straight of below freezing temps, that the flies and mosquitoes will be awful this summer.

That true?

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 08:37 PM (3eoPa)

653 Hey, I see we've got the Pirates Cove guy posting here. Welcome to the party, William. Luv your "If All You See" contributions.

Morons rejoice!

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 15, 2016 08:37 PM (/pOl7)

654 "That is it. Han shot first (this is not just a tough guy point to the movie, it is fricking vital to telling you what the character is about and where he is at."

Funny, I still remember the original scene from the theater. Every time I see the "altered" version, I still see the original. The debate never made any sense to me. It was just "Who Han Solo is" to me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:37 PM (kBIIG)

655 552 Actually, they just titled it John Carter, not mentioning Mars at all.

-------------

People
probably thought it was a coming-of-age story of a boy from Georgia
trying to piece together why his grandad would attack a rabbit with a
boat oar.


That's what I thought. It was out for a while before I realized it was the Barsoom movie for which I was waiting.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 08:38 PM (o78gS)

656 Didn't they make um four sequels to Tremors?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:38 PM (d5fLT)

657 "LTNS Broseidon King, any good anime cons you've been to?


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:27 PM (d5fLT)"Good to see you as well, Anna. For multiple reasons I've cut down to about 4 or 5 cons a year. Doing Magfest this weekend, then my next isn't until June. I plan to hit both Dragoncon and AWA, though - those will be my last two of the year, since nothing of note happens October through December.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:38 PM (4/i9Y)

658 Another thumbs up for Tremors. Totally re-watchable

Posted by: Yip at February 15, 2016 08:38 PM (e7T6D)

659 Kalifornia


Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 08:38 PM (iQwFx)

660 Tremors is like a poor man's Dune.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:39 PM (FsuaD)

661 Three Days Later

Well done movie that got little attention.

Posted by: Sgt Tony Fisher at February 15, 2016 08:39 PM (hVdx9)

662 645

If you want to see a "different" movie try to find the original "Blowup".

Logic professor friend of mine used to use that is one of his classes.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 08:39 PM (o78gS)

663 >> I'm interested in all these guys now, particularly crockett, and bowie.
>> Posted by: ace at February 15, 2016 06:56 PM (dciA+)

Sam Houston is very interesting, as well.

Lone Star, a history of Texas and the Texans by T. R. Fehrenbach is a great book, and one that likely couldn't be written today, PC-wise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 15, 2016 08:39 PM (sOhww)

664 Then there was the whole knowing you're home when you see water."

Thalatta!

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 08:39 PM (C9pBZ)

665 Hey everybody,
We created a 100% Made in America T-shirt and Hoodie company selling all sorts of political shirts. Come to mememilk.com to check it out!

Posted by: mememilk at February 15, 2016 08:39 PM (cAA5P)

666 Broseidon King, Anime Expo in California this summer will have Yoshitaka Amano as one of their guests.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:39 PM (d5fLT)

667 648 B.B.Thornton was good in A Simple Plan with Bill Paxton.

I think I'm the only person who ever saw it
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 08:37 PM (KCxzN)

Great movie. Need to watch that one again.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:40 PM (7qAYi)

668 Allahpundit FUCK YOU!

That is all

Posted by: Daniel at February 15, 2016 08:40 PM (odCSX)

669 I loved Tremors. Even watched the TV show.

Posted by: Danny Butterman at February 15, 2016 08:40 PM (hVdx9)

670 I saw that they are going to remake Blade Runner. Hope not, it's my favorite sci-fi movie. Starring Harrison Ford. And Larry, but not his brother Daryl, or his other brother Daryl. Plus Rutger Hauer, Daryl Hannah and a cast of characters. Stop doing what your predasessors did and remake the same movies every generation. Sometimes you get it right the first time.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 15, 2016 08:41 PM (lpKcd)

671 Quick story about David Crockett - talked to him briefly at a dinner before his passing... said to me that while he knows that Obama wouldn't nominate someone to the court who would go with him to Texas, he at least would want someone smart.

He then lowered his head, eyes still fixed upon me, and in a stern but somber tone...as if he thought his wish would never come to pass, he said "Give me Elena Klagen".

He also said that all presidents should get any nominee they want into the court regardless of the makeup of the senate and that to not do so would be treason on behalf of all republicans.

Posted by: David Axelrod at February 15, 2016 08:41 PM (Ch0fq)

672 "Tremors", like "Galaxy Quest", is that rare thing, a parody of the genre film that is also a satisfying example of that genre.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 08:41 PM (jR7Wy)

673 Yes. Let the hate flow through you...

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 08:41 PM (iQwFx)

674 Most romantic line ever:

"Your left leg is Thanksgiving, your right leg is Christmas...doing anything between the holidays?"

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (D0J8L)

675 "I wouldn't understand them anyways unless they were Zaxxon- or Tempest-based (which probably wouldn't be blockbusters)

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 08:34 PM (ZxmMG) "

I'd totally watch a Zaxxon movie. Not sure how they'd make it, though.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (4/i9Y)

676 Every movie starring Keanu Reeves. I have enjoyed immensely 95% of his movies. I'm surprised by that every time."

I'm halfway through Bill and Ted on Netflix. Not sure if I'll finish it. It is not one that holds up for me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:33 PM (kBIIG)

I enjoyed it when it came out but you're right it doesn't hold up. I could put it in the 5%. But look at his list:

Feeling Minnesota
Street Kings
Walk in the Clouds
Sweet November
Matrix
Point Break
Speed
Constantine
The Devils Advocate
47 Ronin
The Replacements
Much Ado About Nothing
John Wick

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (MNgU2)

677 John Carter deserves more films. I loved those books.

Posted by: Clarney at February 15, 2016 08:12 PM (dgO4h)


I believe the rights to the stories reverted to Edgar Rice Burroughs, Inc. a while ago, and they are probably trying to negotiate a deal for a sequel with another production company even as we speak write. Let's wish them luck.

Posted by: HTL at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (JpKFA)

678 I can watch that one over and over.

Brad Pitt had some great lines
" What're you cryin' for ? I'm the one what got hit with a cactus!"

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (iQwFx)

679 >>>Oh Brother Where Art Thou- Not even sure what makes me like this film. I avoided it partly due to Clooney. It's just very different and satisfying.


>>>At least half of it is the music

the coen's are modern day movie makers that i tend to like.
not all of them, and they take getting used to but "burn after reading" is hilarious.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (0KgAM)

680 672 "Tremors", like "Galaxy Quest", is that rare thing, a parody of the genre film that is also a satisfying example of that genre.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 08:41 PM (jR7Wy)

I think "Scream" falls into that category.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (7qAYi)

681 "I've been told that since we haven't gotten 7 days straight of below freezing temps,"


Never specifically heard that before but I don't really remember flies or moskys being noticeably worse or better depending on the length/severity of the winter. Seems always about the same amount.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (B9fQ0)

682 I saw that they are going to remake Blade Runner. Hope not, it's my favorite sci-fi movie. Starring Harrison Ford. And Larry, but not his brother Daryl, or his other brother Daryl. Plus Rutger Hauer, Daryl Hannah and a cast of characters. Stop doing what your predasessors did and remake the same movies every generation. Sometimes you get it right the first time.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
****

Last I heard they were making the sequel. I read the book after Blade Runner. Just awful. I hope they don't go with that story.

Posted by: Nicholas Angel at February 15, 2016 08:43 PM (hVdx9)

683 I thought that attacking someone for an opinion was bannable?

I didn't care for Commando either. It was a classic? Classically bad acting maybe.

Posted by: Hadoop at February 15, 2016 08:43 PM (2X7pN)

684 The thing too about Texas skeeters.... they are aggressive. They WILL get a piece. I've been in Alaska and they have YUUGE skeeters... but they are flighty and easily shooed away. In Texas... not so much. Belligerent, persistent, antagonistic and bloodthirsty. I moved to Texas for the beautiful women... they are everywhere and charming and sweet.... and most of 'em can hold their liquor.

Posted by: Yip at February 15, 2016 08:43 PM (e7T6D)

685 The Kingsman was better that expected.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

686 The Patriot is a riveting movie, but as history, take it with several truckloads of salt. The same is true of Braveheart.


Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 08:43 PM (P8951)

687 "Logic professor friend of mine used to use that is one of his classes."


I wonder what he thought about the random clowns appearing from time to time.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 08:43 PM (3myMJ)

688 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 15, 2016 08:41 PM (lpKcd)
--
I read that it is a sequel, not a remake, and they've signed on Harrison Ford and also Ryan Gosling. Original writer Hampton Fancher will be doing the screenplay.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 08:43 PM (jR7Wy)

689
I surprisingly liked Interstellar. And Gravity.

Space disaster movies generally aren't my thing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2016 08:44 PM (ODxAs)

690 Not a movie, but I expected to find Elementary laughable based on my Sherlock Holmes fascination. And yet I ended up liking the show.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 15, 2016 08:44 PM (2TUVm)

691 I like stupid movies. Can't wait for Keanu. I loved John Wick. I didn't expect much from Unbroken. It was better than expected.

Posted by: Osoloco at February 15, 2016 08:44 PM (pFXAP)

692 Yep Ridley Scott and Harrison Ford are listed in IMDB for a sequel to Blade Runner. Though with Ford's character being so old, he'll either be a geriatric Nexus model or a geriatric human. No word if Rachel/Chiani Sean Young will come back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:44 PM (d5fLT)

693 Think we can scare the hot air commenters by saying "revolution" a bunch?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 15, 2016 08:44 PM (z/Ubi)

694 665 Hey everybody,
We created a 100% Made in America T-shirt and Hoodie company selling all sorts of political shirts. Come to mememilk.com to check it out!
Posted by: mememilk at February 15, 2016 08:39 PM (cAA5P)

sock link fail

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 08:44 PM (AkOaV)

695 "Even watched the TV show."


There was a "Tremors" TV show?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 08:45 PM (B9fQ0)

696 659 Kalifornia


Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 08:38 PM (iQwFx)

This was the movie that first proved to me that Brad Pitt is a very very good actor.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:45 PM (MNgU2)

697 692 Yep Ridley Scott and Harrison Ford are listed in IMDB for a sequel to Blade Runner. Though with Ford's character being so old, he'll either be a geriatric Nexus model or a geriatric human. No word if Rachel/Chiani Sean Young will come back.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:44 PM (d5fLT)

Has Sean Young been in much of anything since she went a little bit crazy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:45 PM (iHjB5)

698 693 Think we can scare the hot air commenters by saying "revolution" a bunch?
Posted by: Buzzion at February 15, 2016 08:44 PM (z/Ubi)


So you say you want a [censored]
welll you know, we all want to change the world
....

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 08:45 PM (AkOaV)

699 690 Not a movie, but I expected to find Elementary laughable based on my Sherlock Holmes fascination. And yet I ended up liking the show.


Posted by: cm9000 at February 15, 2016 08:44 PM (2TUVm)


Liking the new 'Lucifer' series....

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 08:45 PM (f7rv6)

700 677 John Carter deserves more films. I loved those books.

Posted by: Clarney at February 15, 2016 08:12 PM (dgO4h)

I believe the rights to the stories reverted to Edgar Rice Burroughs, Inc. a while ago, and they are probably trying to negotiate a deal for a sequel with another production company even as we speak write. Let's wish them luck.
Posted by: HTL at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (JpKFA)
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This would make me very happy. I thoroughly enjoyed the movie.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 08:46 PM (jR7Wy)

701 >>Every movie starring Keanu Reeves. I have enjoyed immensely 95% of his movies. I'm surprised by that every time."

He's really good at selecting movie roles that benefit from his, uh, style of acting. He was perfect for The Matrix, John Wick. I don't know how many times I've seen Speed - great fun and my son now insists we watch through to the bus on airplane explosion if it's on tv.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 08:46 PM (NOIQH)

702 The Devil's Advocate with Al Pacino was good.

Other People's Money with Danny DeVito was also good.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 08:46 PM (jw09+)

703 Oh, a good Bill Paxton movie I didn't expect to like was Frailty.

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 08:46 PM (GgxVX)

704 Anyone ever seen "Dead Again"? Had quite a different plot with a cool twist that I didn't see coming.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:46 PM (kBIIG)

705 The Patriot is a riveting movie, but as history, take it with several truckloads of salt. The same is true of Braveheart.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 08:43 PM


I have a cow-orker who has a theory that The Patriot & Braveheart are actually the same movie, just with different costumes & accents

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 08:46 PM (KCxzN)

706

Cleanup Aisle 665...

Posted by: Moron Delux at February 15, 2016 08:47 PM (+zqYj)

707 "Broseidon King, Anime Expo in California this summer will have Yoshitaka Amano as one of their guests.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:39 PM (d5fLT) "

I'd like to hit Expo one of these years if only because it's the biggest anime con out there (I did Otakon in 2012 for the same reason), but I'd need to make a whole trip of it, probably try to get some friends to fly out with me.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:47 PM (4/i9Y)

708 Yep Ridley Scott and Harrison Ford are listed in IMDB for a sequel to Blade Runner. Though with Ford's character being so old, he'll either be a geriatric Nexus model or a geriatric human. No word if Rachel/Chiani Sean Young will come back.


Posted by: Anna Puma
****

Sean Young has not aged well, AND she has or had significant mental illness problems.

Posted by: PC Bob Walker at February 15, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9)

709 Hey, Hot Air refugees. Ace loves it when you criticize his content and sock his nic. Really!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:47 PM (FsuaD)

710 703 Oh, a good Bill Paxton movie I didn't expect to like was Frailty.
Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 08:46 PM (GgxVX)

That was good. I didn't see the twist coming, and it was a good one.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 08:47 PM (kpqmD)

711 Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 08:46 PM (KCxzN)

But only one has Adam Baldwin.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 08:48 PM (NA5LM)

712 Commando: the cheese is why you're there.

Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 08:48 PM (DtNNC)

713 Xfiles tonight is seemingly about Islamic Jihad.

We'll see if they pull a bait and switch of who the real bad guys are.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 15, 2016 08:48 PM (WVvzl)

714 Not only was this Alamo a surprisingly good movie, but Billy Bob stole the show as Crockett. I finally saw it in 2013 and was surprised how good it was considering the negative reviews. I went and re-read the reviews and it turns out the reviews mainly had a gripe with the Texas Revolution itself (white Americans versus Mexicans), not the acting or the production. No amount of humanizing the flawed heroes of 1836 could give this story the ending that would satisfy the critics.

Posted by: AstroBevo at February 15, 2016 08:48 PM (DZF+K)

715 his first impression was that it was over rated. a woman dragged him to see it again and he thought it was impressive. a third viewing he says it's great.

First time I saw Spaceballs I thought it was great. The second time I saw it I thought it sucked. The third time I saw it my opinion was somewhere in between those extremes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 08:48 PM (FkBIv)

716 Guy- I liked both of those and didn't expect to.

Re- the surprising career of that annoying Keanu- I was shocked at enjoying 47 Ronin.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (L7nbe)

717 JEEBUS H. Just heard Shrillary yelling like a banshee on Fox.

Scared the two cats out of the room. Holy cow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (FsuaD)

718 The Patriot is a riveting movie, but as history, take it with several truckloads of salt. The same is true of Braveheart.


Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 08:43 PM (P8951)

The movie as a whole was just meh to me but it has one of my top five movie scenes ever. Him rescuing his oldest son with the assistance of his two younger sons is awesome.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (MNgU2)

719 The scene on Better Call Saul where Chuck reams into Jimmy. Damn.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (vsbNu)

720 709 Hey, Hot Air refugees. Ace loves it when you criticize his content and sock his nic. Really!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:47 PM (FsuaD)

...and definitely click all maddog links.

...and google all terms you're unsure of. Like "dirty sanchez"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (AkOaV)

721 700 This would make me very happy. I thoroughly enjoyed the movie.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2016 08:46 PM (jR7Wy)

Added bonus: half nekkid Taylor Kitsch. James Purefoy isn't hard on the eyes. And the morons get hot, half nekkid Deja Thoras. Win win!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (L0HjX)

722 I hear you Broseidon King. I either need to hit the lottery or become a best selling author before I can make Anime Expo.

So please all you folks from Hot Air, buy my book!!

http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO

Please???

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (d5fLT)

723 Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (MNgU2)

I forgot about Devil's Advocate, I really liked that one. I wonder if it is on Netflix?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (kBIIG)

724 I have a cow-orker who has a theory that The Patriot & Braveheart are actually the same movie, just with different costumes & accents
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 08:46 PM (KCxzN)



Yeah I'm pretty sure the joke "Braveheart in America" for the Patriot was created the day it released in theaters.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (z/Ubi)

725 First time I saw Spaceballs I thought it was great. The second time I saw it I thought it sucked. The third time I saw it my opinion was somewhere in between those extremes.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
****

Really? That's weird.

Posted by: Dr. Robin Hatcher at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (hVdx9)

726 >>...and google all terms you're unsure of. Like "dirty sanchez"

"lemon party"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (NOIQH)

727 Davy Crockett's GGG grandson was my town's police chief when I was a teenager. I used to ride to Louisiana with him, my dad and another guy to go to the horse races.

He was a trip. And not a man to be trifled with.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (3myMJ)

728 Can I watch "Better Call Saul" without having seen "Breaking Bad"?

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (7qAYi)

729 'The white Americans have already shown the momentum in Iowa and New Hampshire,' said Zaffar Iqbal, a doctor and a member of Muslims for Bernie. 'Now is the turn for Nevada to stand up.'

This made me laugh. Does it sound funny to you?

Posted by: freaked at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (BO/km)

730 Now, now why are Texans discouraging other members of the Horde from moving to Texas? You'll need more conservatives to counteract the illegals and the Austin leftists.

Tell the liberals about the awful mosquitos and the terrible heat and all the redneck Christianists with guns that they do NOT want to live near.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (P8951)

731 Crap I cannot forget this one:

El Cid.

I wen through a classic epic movie binge for a while in college. I had thought that I had seen most of them, but my mom mentioned El Cid, which I had not heard of.

In my opinion it is probably one of the most rewatchable of the grand epic films of all. And it is a great, great movie.

Heston in his prime.

Young Sophia Loren (nuff said.)

The scene where he confronts the King in the crowd, when everyone in the large square (lots of extras) kneel and only he is left standing.

The "What a noble subject, if only he had a noble king!"

"What kind of man is this?"

Not the best historically, but a truly great movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (iHjB5)

732 I'm tardy to the party, but...
I'm Seguin, TX born & bred (as in Juan Seguin) and still live 20 mi from San Antonio and here's what I KNOW:

The Alamo, John Wayne was required 7th grade school viewing in TX history class. I've never been able to sit through it again, and I love John Wayne movies.
Billy Bobs Alamo was pretty darn good, but not great.

Everyone I know, including me was so freakin excited for History's Texas Rising, my fb feed was buzzing about it for weeks. No one I know made it through three episodes, it was so God-awful. Don't. Just don't.

A really "Texas" movie is "Lone Star" with Kris Krisrofferson, Matthew McConahoweveritsspelled and the guy that played July Johnson in Lonesome Dove. Really really good. Cold case murder mystery along the border. Great little indie flick.

Movie I thought would suck but didn't-keeping with the Texas theme-"Frailty" with Bill Paxton. Not my genre, but so so good.

And if anyone wants to visit SA-now, right now is the time. The weather is fantastic, although we could use some rain and the San Antonio Stock Show & Rodeo just kicked off this past weekend. Voted "Large Indoor Rodeo of the Year" for the 11th straight year. It's really a treat if you're able to get here for it.

Posted by: Abby at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (8wu51)

733 Once I evolved into the highest form of sailor (Seabee)

The best navy chow I ever had was @ the Seabee base in Davisville RI.

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (bHKeY)

734 You know, anyone from Hotair really needs to give us their opinion on Longbows vs. Crossbows.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (kBIIG)

735 Like I said up-thread, everyone should make it a point to visit the Alamo. Plus, San Antonio is a pretty town and there is a whole lotta good eating there.

Since I was conceived there, does that make me a part-Texan?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:51 PM (FsuaD)

736 Lace T-shirts

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 08:51 PM (FkBIv)

737 Snatch is a movie I thought I'd hate going into it, ended up really enjoying it. Haven't enjoyed much of Guy Rithcie's oeuvre since then, though the Sherlock Holmes movies were decent.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:52 PM (4/i9Y)

738 The scene on Better Call Saul where Chuck reams into Jimmy. Damn.

Posted by: logprof
****

Umm, what?

Posted by: Reverend Philip Shooter at February 15, 2016 08:52 PM (hVdx9)

739 331 However, that one movie
and the Two Towers built up a lot of credit on Peter Jackson's account
with me that even the Hobbit trilogy has not erased.


Ah. An optimist.


Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 08:53 PM (o78gS)

740 717 JEEBUS H. Just heard Shrillary yelling like a banshee on Fox.

Scared the two cats out of the room. Holy cow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (FsuaD)

Over at WZ they got video of her barking like a dog

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:53 PM (7qAYi)

741 A History of Violence
Didn't do too well, but entertaining.

Posted by: Tom Weaver at February 15, 2016 08:53 PM (hVdx9)

742 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (FsuaD)

You're killing me.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 08:53 PM (3myMJ)

743 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (iHjB5)

The ending was inspiring.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:53 PM (MNgU2)

744 679
the coen's are modern day movie makers that i tend to like.
not all of them, and they take getting used to but "burn after reading" is hilarious.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (0KgAM)


I love the Coen Brothers. They've made a number of good movies. I haven't managed to see their remake of "True Grit", but I really want to.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

745 Liking the new 'Lucifer' series....

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 15, 2016 08:45 PM (f7rv6)


Like it too, just a shame they couldn't find a less homely actress to play the lead.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (2TUVm)

746 I moved to Texas for the beautiful women... they are everywhere and charming and sweet.... and most of 'em can hold their liquor.


Posted by: Yip at February 15, 2016 08:43 PM (e7T6D)

Moved here for a job. Job didn't fly, but will stay for the women....amazing.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (3eoPa)

747 I went and re-read the reviews and it turns out the reviews mainly had a gripe with the Texas Revolution itself (white Americans versus Mexicans), not the acting or the production. No amount of humanizing the flawed heroes of 1836 could give this story the ending that would satisfy the critics.
Posted by: AstroBevo at February 15, 2016 08:48 PM (DZF+K)

I can't believe I still haven't seen it. I need to fix that.

Those asshole reviewers don't know that Tejanos fought on the Texas side, and Bowie was married to one. Northern Mexico also rebelled against Santa Anna because he was a fucking DICTATOR--just the kind of guy leftoids like.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (ozZau)

748 Now, now why are Texans discouraging other members of the Horde from moving to Texas?"

Just keeping the tepid fume types on edge...

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (C9pBZ)

749 A movie I watched recently because it was on was kiss kiss bang bang. I thought it would be a movie I would be able to nap during. I loved it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (egOGm)

750 I thought Dodgeball was a surprisingly good movie. It's not like anything groundbreaking, but a lot of funny moments and so many quotable lines.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (qppcR)

751 728 Can I watch "Better Call Saul" without having seen "Breaking Bad"?
Posted by: Josephistan
------------
By all means, yes. Totally unrelated.
But you missed the season one marathon today.
Last episode starting now, then new season @ 2200 hrs...

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (OUpHg)

752 Primer

Posted by: Firewolf at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (xMoJV)

753 Eh - I have a hard time taking a history show very seriously, when they get the topography completely wrong. There are no cliffs along the Texas gulf.

Sort of like the sunset over the beach in Vietnam?

Posted by: tmitsss at February 15, 2016 08:55 PM (Pa9vP)

754 Snatch is a movie I thought I'd hate going into it, ended up really enjoying it. Haven't enjoyed much of Guy Rithcie's oeuvre since then, though the Sherlock Holmes movies were decent.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 08:52 PM (4/i9Y)

Another movie where Pitt displays his acting skills.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:55 PM (MNgU2)

755 Anna Puma-

How did your meeting with the hacking, blind guy go?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 08:55 PM (w4NZ8)

756 Concrete girl,
I loved burn after reading too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 08:56 PM (egOGm)

757 751 728 Can I watch "Better Call Saul" without having seen "Breaking Bad"?
Posted by: Josephistan
------------
By all means, yes. Totally unrelated.
But you missed the season one marathon today.
Last episode starting now, then new season @ 2200 hrs...
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (OUpHg)



Of course you could DVR it and binge watch season 1 on Netflix first.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2016 08:56 PM (z/Ubi)

758 And if anyone wants to visit SA-now, right now is
the time. The weather is fantastic, although we could use some rain and
the San Antonio Stock Show Rodeo just kicked off this past
weekend. Voted "Large Indoor Rodeo of the Year" for the 11th straight
year. It's really a treat if you're able to get here for it.



Posted by: Abby at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (8wu51)


Is the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo the "Yuuuge Indoor Rodeo of the Year?" Starts March 1. Get your cowboy on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 08:56 PM (JO9+V)

759 The D'oh house still loves Napolean Dinomite.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:56 PM (FsuaD)

760 You know, anyone from Hotair really needs to give us their opinion on Longbows vs. Crossbows.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM


Slow down, there big fella...they should start by going back to that post from November & do some "practice commenting" there...you remember the post: the one where we conclusively proved, with geometric logic, the vast superiority of the Remington 870 over the Mossberg 500...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 08:56 PM (KCxzN)

761 Just watched the 1945 Picture of Dorian Gray, with George Sanders, Donna Reed and a very young Angela Lansbury. The Gray actor I'd never seen before. Wasn't expecting much but was rapt the whole time, Sanders a great devilish influence and watching the Gray character's descent into evil was great.

Posted by: waelse1 at February 15, 2016 08:57 PM (LNkqQ)

762 By all means, yes. Totally unrelated.
But you missed the season one marathon today.
Last episode starting now, then new season @ 2200 hrs...
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (OUpHg)

I think Season 1 is available On Demand

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:57 PM (7qAYi)

763 589 Does anyone remember a movie about street toughs set in New York during the 70s where they had to bop their way from one side of town to their home turf? The Warriors?
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 15, 2016 08:25 PM (kf2iZ)


I thought I remembered that movie, but the one I actually saw was "The Wanderers", which was about 1960s gangs. Good soundtrack. Both of them were released in 1979.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

764 Equilibrium*

Watched once , enjoyed 'gun kata', disposed.

No need for rewatch.



Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 08:57 PM (iQwFx)

765 "Can I watch "Better Call Saul" without having seen "Breaking Bad"?"


Yeah, you could into it just catching up on the first season. BB doesn't exist yet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (LRvmp)

766 "Those asshole reviewers don't know that Tejanos fought on the Texas side, and Bowie was married to one. Northern Mexico also rebelled against Santa Anna because he was a fucking DICTATOR--just the kind of guy leftoids like."

Yeah it's adorable when people try to explain Texas history to Texans.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (0C2f1)

767 Over at WZ they got video of her barking like a dog

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:53 PM (7qAYi)


Seriously?

Posted by: Carl Spackler at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (JO9+V)

768 744
I love the Coen Brothers. They've made a number of good movies. I haven't managed to see their remake of "True Grit", but I really want to.
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (sdi6R)


They're pretty impressive. Try to explain the plot of, say, Miller's Crossing to someone and it just sounds like a formulaic and stale gangster flick. Their genius is the performances they can get out of the actors and their attention to things like set and costume.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (NA5LM)

769 A movie I watched recently because it was on was kiss kiss bang bang.

Dick Van Dyke and a flying car?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (FkBIv)

770 685
The Kingsman was better that expected.

Dragged Mrs. Chronda to that one. She said it was good, except for the scene where everyone's heads were exploding.

Then she asked me which scene was my favorite...

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (o78gS)

771 728 Can I watch "Better Call Saul" without having seen "Breaking Bad"?
Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (7qAYi)



--Saul is a prequel series to Breaking Bad. Saul, Nacho, and Mike Ehrmentraut are so far the only major future BB characters introduced. So yeah, start watching now.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (vsbNu)

772 FenelonSpoke.

Well no coughing up of the lungs. And he did finally remember to put batteries in his hearing aids.

Spent 2.5 hours discussing his book and WWII Eastern Front. Along with me trying to divine what my first job is for this 900+ page epic that he's been writing for 20+ years.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (d5fLT)

773 728 Can I watch "Better Call Saul" without having seen "Breaking Bad"?
Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (7qAYi)

You can, but it's better having watched Breaking Bad first IMHO.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (kpqmD)

774 And if I win the lottery, Anna Puma, I will give some to you (I don't play very often) but only if I win a very large amount because if i win like $20,000, I will need that to pay off costly home repairs, Sorry. Sigh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 08:59 PM (w4NZ8)

775 the vast superiority of the Remington 870 over the Mossberg 500...

--

ok, wait. Cuz there is a made in China H & K that was within my price range. So when did this Remington vs Mossberg thing go down?

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 08:59 PM (jw09+)

776 I really have to love a movie the first time I see it to watch it two or three times.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 08:59 PM (P8951)

777
Hot Air to move to Facebook comment system
by Ed Morrissey

4,899 Comments



Wonder if people will start calling Ed a bald fnck that looks like a roll-on deodorant after they hit 5k posts.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 08:59 PM (kdS6q)

778 Since I was conceived there, does that make me a part-Texan?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:51 PM (FsuaD)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You are technically under the penumbra of being considered to be a Texan. IF you move here BEFORE the Burning Times start or when the Great Day of the Rope festivities commence, and produce a valid birth certificate, then you can be a Texan again.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 08:59 PM (CbGSW)

779 Voted "Large Indoor Rodeo of the Year" for the 11th straight year. It's really a treat if you're able to get here for it.
Posted by: Abby at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (8wu51)

Yep to your whole comment, and we have rodeo tickets for tomorrow night. That's a safe space for people who don't want to be around commies and other anti-Americans. .

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 08:59 PM (ozZau)

780 Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (d5fLT)

Sounds like an interesting conversation anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:00 PM (w4NZ8)

781 Like I said up-thread, everyone should make it a point to visit the Alamo. Plus, San Antonio is a pretty town and there is a whole lotta good eating there.

Since I was conceived there, does that make me a part-Texan?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:51 PM (FsuaD)

AoSHQ Rule #17: pics or it didn't happen (there).

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 09:00 PM (3eoPa)

782 717
JEEBUS H. Just heard Shrillary yelling like a banshee on Fox.

Scared the two cats out of the room. Holy cow.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:49 PM (FsuaD)
what the hell was that? i was in the laundry room.....she got shrill fast

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 15, 2016 09:00 PM (0O7c5)

783 Freeway
Reese Witherspoon and Kiefer Sutherland.

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:00 PM (iQwFx)

784 Just for your Alamo movie consideration:
1955 - The Last Command (was originally to be directed and star John Wayne, but that fell through)

Posted by: Tyrconnell at February 15, 2016 09:00 PM (jeKFO)

785 Since I was conceived there, does that make me a part-Texan?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:51 PM (FsuaD)

You've got my vote.

I never worried about who moved to Texas. If you've got what it takes, you'll stay. If not, you'll leave. Texas will sort them out.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 09:00 PM (3myMJ)

786 rickl...if you do see it i hope you enjoy.

most people tend to hate remakes but even the russell crowe 3:10 to Yuma was good and rivaled glenn ford's version. the wayner's true grit is super but jeff bridges is extremely funny in his version.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 09:01 PM (0KgAM)

787 Bertram,
No, it had Robert Downey Jr, Val Kilmer. Was kind of an updated noir/comedy. I really enjoyed that movie. No nap that day.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:01 PM (egOGm)

788 Posted by: Serenity Now! at February 15, 2016 08:54 PM (qppcR)

The scene with Lance Armstrong was great, though I see him now as a Bill Cosby-type figure, having raped the Tour de France for seven years.

Posted by: waelse1 at February 15, 2016 09:01 PM (LNkqQ)

789 You know, anyone from Hotair really needs to give us their opinion on Longbows vs. Crossbows.

Posted by: Dave in Fla
---------------
Bailey.

*drops mic & struts away

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:01 PM (OUpHg)

790 "The Alamo, John Wayne was required 7th grade school viewing in TX history class."


We watched it too. 7th Grade.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 09:01 PM (LRvmp)

791 778
Since I was conceived there, does that make me a part-Texan?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:51 PM (FsuaD)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You
are technically under the penumbra of being considered to be a Texan.
IF you move here BEFORE the Burning Times start or when the Great Day of
the Rope festivities commence, and produce a valid birth certificate,
then you can be a Texan again.


Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 08:59 PM (CbGSW)



Well, our son and husband want to stay here and fight for Georgia, so I guess moving to Texas is out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:01 PM (FsuaD)

792 You can, but it's better having watched Breaking Bad first IMHO.
Posted by: Insomniac


I think it's going to be the exact reverse. I think peeps that end up watching Saul first will enjoy BB more than the rest of us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 09:01 PM (WLpmE)

793 So when did this Remington vs Mossberg thing go down?

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 08:59 PM


IIRC, it was on a Tuesday...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 09:01 PM (KCxzN)

794 "superiority of the Remington 870 over the Mossberg 500"

... a worthwhile discussion. I'm not sure that issue was ever settled to everyone's satisfaction. More input would certainly be welcome.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 09:02 PM (kBIIG)

795 738 The scene on Better Call Saul where Chuck reams into Jimmy. Damn.

Posted by: logprof
****

Umm, what?
Posted by: Reverend Philip Shooter at February 15, 2016 08:52 PM (hVdx9)



--Jimmy/Saul thought his brother's asshole partner was blocking him from joining the firm, but it turns out it was Jimmy's own brother who stabbed him in the back. Compared Jimmy with a law degree to a chimp with a machine gun.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 09:02 PM (vsbNu)

796 >>>CaliGirl

right on chick!
p.s. nicely fed cattle, saw your pic

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 09:03 PM (0KgAM)

797 The 2016 re-make of Ben-Hur has a pushed back release date of August.

I don't plan to see it in the theater.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:03 PM (d5fLT)

798 768
Their genius is the performances they can get out of the actors and their attention to things like set and costume.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (NA5LM)


One thing that really strikes me about their movies is the way the criminals behave impulsively. That's a real thing. In real life, criminals do tend to have poor impulse control and an inability to anticipate the consequences of their actions.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

799 This is my kind of movie review.

OK - been busy shootin' all week. Just realized the flags were at half mast for a reason. Did I miss anything else?

Posted by: Weasel at February 15, 2016 09:04 PM (teoYB)

800 Hmm, is it state law that everyone takes Texas history in 7th grade?

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 09:04 PM (3DIzJ)

801 Oh Brother Where Art Thou- Not even sure what makes
me like this film. I avoided it partly due to Clooney. It's just very
different and satisfying.





>>>At least half of it is the music



the coen's are modern day movie makers that i tend to like.

not all of them, and they take getting used to but "burn after reading" is hilarious.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 08:42 PM (0KgAM)


I love the Coen Brothers... Oh Brother Where Art Thou and Raising Arizona are two of my favorites. "Git up there and git me a toddler!" (snort)

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 09:04 PM (NPofj)

802 794 Ithaca 37

Posted by: Weasel at February 15, 2016 09:05 PM (teoYB)

803 Weasel, Justice Scalia of the Supreme Court passed away this weekend.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:05 PM (d5fLT)

804 Freeway : car scene

NSFW language.

http://tinyurl.com/hmxnmdk

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:05 PM (iQwFx)

805 Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 08:58 PM (d5fLT)

Sounds like an interesting conversation anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
****
Yarp

Posted by: Michael Armstrong at February 15, 2016 09:05 PM (hVdx9)

806 "The 13th Warrior" was way better than I expected it to be.

Same here. Then I found out that the flick was
based on book by Michael Chriton.
That was good as well.

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2016 09:05 PM (bHKeY)

807 "Hot Air to move to Facebook comment system
by Ed Morrissey

4,899 Comments"

I like how everyone is refusing to comment in the comments over there. Just making snarky Facebook references.

Ironically, the quality of the comments has improved as a result.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 09:05 PM (kBIIG)

808 Hmm, is it state law that everyone takes Texas history in 7th grade?

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 09:04 PM (3DIzJ)


Yes. It should be a national law IMO.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 09:06 PM (JO9+V)

809 The 2016 re-make of Ben-Hur has a pushed back release date of August.

Is that the one with the behind the scenes badmouthing of Angelina Jolie revealed in the Sony hack?

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 09:06 PM (GgxVX)

810 800
Hmm, is it state law that everyone takes Texas history in 7th grade?

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 09:04 PM (3DIzJ)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Yes. For a long, long time that has been the law.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:06 PM (CbGSW)

811 Is the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo the "Yuuuge Indoor Rodeo of the Year?" Starts March 1. Get your cowboy on.

Heck yeah!! Worlds largest rodeo! We just hit that for the barbecue cook off, tho. Good times.

Posted by: Abby at February 15, 2016 09:06 PM (8wu51)

812 good evening all
I can't read all 800 comments, so how about the cliff's notes version of a good movie to see?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 15, 2016 09:06 PM (uZNvH)

813 Just an OT reminder, folks, because I won't be here for the ONT thread.

Poster Jewell45 is having surgery tomorrow. For for the praying people please keep her in prayer for calm, a successful procedure with, for excellent caring professionals to do the work, smooth healing and no further complications Keep her family in prayer too. It's usually stressful to wait for these things too . I'm sure she'd be glad of the kind thoughts of non prayers too.

I will try to put up the request tomorrow morning too, but not everyone will be here that early.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:06 PM (w4NZ8)

814 Stace,
A local kid who is a steer wrestler can't compete there because of some ruling. I'm not sure why, a few big names can't compete. He is a 4 or 5 time world champion.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (egOGm)

815 Hey everybody.

I've shared it before but back in 1986 I went to see a double bill at Cerritos Mall: "Stand By Me" and "Jumpin' Jack Flash."

I thought I would LOVE SBM, but it left me cold. Same old Stephen King tropes. So I decided to stick around for JJF, thinking it would be stupid. I LOVED it; great pro-American Bond spoof starring (gasp) Whoopi Goldberg.

Anyway, it taught me to not always trust the filmcrits.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (ntObR)

816
Yeah, you could into it just catching up on the first season. BB doesn't exist yet.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
---------------
Really? They ARE related? I had no idea...
I watched the first 4 or 5 episodes of BB, but it wasn't something I could (or was willing to) commit to.
I liked what I aaw, but don't see the connection.
I guess one day I'll have to get into BB.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (OUpHg)

817 Fenelon Spoke, one of his comments to me was 'you don't find too many people who can talk to you about this stuff?'

Said 'Yep'

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (d5fLT)

818 803 Thanks AP.

Posted by: Weasel at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (teoYB)

819 best wishes for Jewells

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (uZNvH)

820 Blue Thunder

-
He measures his sanity with a stop watch.

What do you measure yours with, a dip stick?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (Nwg0u)

821 Chemjeff,
I say you need to buck up and watch breaking bad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (egOGm)

822 "Yes. It should be a national law IMO."

Agreed.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 09:08 PM (3DIzJ)

823

Cliffs Notes:
- Steak should be Medium Rare
- Fish Tacos rock
- Linked comments suck

Next question?

Posted by: Skankles McFelon at February 15, 2016 09:08 PM (+zqYj)

824 797 The 2016 re-make of Ben-Hur has a pushed back release date of August.

I don't plan to see it in the theater.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:03 PM (d5fLT)

You have to be fricking kidding me?! You do not remake a few movies: Casablanca, The Searchers, El Cid, Citizen Kane, Outlaw Josie Wales, Tombstone, or Ben-freaking-Hur!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:08 PM (iHjB5)

825 Life is good. Just went apeshit on a braindead Alinskyite at FB, then got the block the bitch.

Will have more info at the ONT tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:08 PM (ntObR)

826 Oh and speaking of George Clooney, Three Kings is another really good movie.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 09:08 PM (NPofj)

827 821
Chemjeff,

I say you need to buck up and watch breaking bad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (egOGm)

I have recorded the first couple of seasons on my DVR, haven't gotten around to watching them yet

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (uZNvH)

828 812 good evening all
I can't read all 800 comments, so how about the cliff's notes version of a good movie to see?
Posted by: chemjeff
-------------
Everyone seems to say something called "Lemon Party" is worth checking out.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (OUpHg)

829 Just scroll back 50 comments or so, ChemJeff. Lots of good suggestions. Quite a few things I'm planning to hunt down.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (kBIIG)

830 820 Blue Thunder

-
He measures his sanity with a stop watch.

What do you measure yours with, a dip stick?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (Nwg0u)

Doses of Haldol.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (kpqmD)

831 They are remaking Big Trouble, Little China, nothing is sacred!

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (OvUux)

832 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:06 PM (w4NZ
Prayers for Jewel and the family. May God watch over them all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (egOGm)

833


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:06 PM (w4NZ

She's been through a lot. Prayers up for jewells.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (3myMJ)

834 Don't forget - The Warriors' root tale "Anabasis" gave us the Kardashians...

Ok, spelled: "carduchian".

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (C9pBZ)

835 Jane, I live in the same general area as your parents' house.

You'd sure get my vote too!

Lauren, I don't know if it's a law or not, but it's in the state curriculum for 7th grade public schools. Maybe it is a law, because I had it in 7th grade in private school, even way back in 19mumblemumble.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (ozZau)

836 Hmm, is it state law that everyone takes Texas history in 7th grade?

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 09:04 PM (3DIzJ)


Statewide curriculum, anyway. Fourth grade, too. Best thing for me about taking it in seventh grade, though, was that we were living in San Antonio at the time and my teacher was part of the group that did reenactments at the Alamo. That really cemented my interest in living history.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (vRQPU)

837 827 821
Chemjeff,

I say you need to buck up and watch breaking bad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (egOGm)
I have recorded the first couple of seasons on my DVR, haven't gotten around to watching them yet
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (uZNvH)

Netflix may have it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 09:10 PM (kpqmD)

838 Nick Cage tends to always thwart expectations. When I think a movie he's starring in will be good (like 8mm), it stinks. When I think it'll be awful (Matchstick Men, as an example), it's actually pretty good.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 09:10 PM (4/i9Y)

839 Raising Arizona are two of my favorites. "Git up there and git me a toddler!" (snort)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 09:04 PM (NPofj)

After the baby gets kidnapped, the police investigation:
"Can you describe your baby?"
"He looks like a baby!"
"Can you describe what he was wearing?"
"His PJ's."
"Can you describe his PJ's?"
"I don't know, they had Yodas & shit on them!"

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 09:10 PM (7qAYi)

840 Aetius,

My favorite part of El Cid is the joust for Calahorra. When the chunks start flying off Roderigo's saddle, well--shit got real.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at February 15, 2016 09:10 PM (tEDMc)

841 "Really? They ARE related? I had no idea..."


"Saul..." is the pre-history of Saul Goodman the skeezy, slimey, underhanded lawyer that worked for Walter White in BB.


It's a prequel of sorts to BB.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 09:10 PM (1obn7)

842 797
The 2016 re-make of Ben-Hur has a pushed back release date of August.

I don't plan to see it in the theater.


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:03 PM (d5fLT)


Wait...Hollyweird is going to re-make Ben fucking Hur?????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:10 PM (FsuaD)

843 831 They are remaking Big Trouble, Little China, nothing is sacred!
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:09 PM (OvUux)

Sacrilege! It's like remaking Ghostbusters!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 09:11 PM (kpqmD)

844 Josephistan, great flick. Another great line:

"Son, you got a panty on yo' head..."
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:11 PM (ntObR)

845 Saints and Soldiers

When Trumpets Fade

Thought both were low budget, but came out better than expected.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 15, 2016 09:11 PM (r6ujM)

846 I'm hoping Jewell isn't in for anything serious. Not that any surgery is trivial.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2016 09:11 PM (kBIIG)

847 Jane, yup. They're going to ruin Ben-Hur with enough CGI to choke a dead horse and kill it all over again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:11 PM (ntObR)

848 I'll never forget going to my first Cowboys game, around 1970. At the top of every stairway there was a Texas gal usher in a white Stetson that would leave you stunned. I just kept walking until I circled the stadium.

It was....magnificent.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 09:11 PM (3myMJ)

849 I fully expected Tron: Legacy to suck, but I think they did a good job of making an entertaining movie that wasn't overly patronizing or nostalgia wringing. Who doesn't love Jeff Bridges playing a techy hippy? Casting was good, soundtrack was good. The scenes with Zeus were dippy, but they pass quickly enough. Saw it in 3D, it was well worth it!

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (OvUux)

850 Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (d5fLT)

I hope it works out, that you get some reasonable enumeration for it, and that you have fun. It's great when you find people who are interested in the same things you are, and if this guy is elderly andnot well it's probably even more important.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (w4NZ8)

851 841 "Really? They ARE related? I had no idea..."


"Saul..." is the pre-history of Saul Goodman the skeezy, slimey, underhanded lawyer that worked for Walter White in BB.


It's a prequel of sorts to BB.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 09:10 PM (1obn7)

And there is some other very significant character overlap.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (kpqmD)

852 Yep to your whole comment, and we have rodeo tickets for tomorrow night. That's a safe space for people who don't want to be around commies and other anti-Americans. .

We took the little ones today-so fun! They added a gigantic Lego Tent that my 3 yr old just loved. We're going Thursday night and then my sis and I are seeing Pat Benatar there next Friday night.

I love going somewhere I'm not triggered all the time!

Posted by: Abby at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (8wu51)

853 Years ago, I saw a movie with a really evil femme fatale character and it had a clever plot and dialog, but no name stars that I can recall. And it drives me crazy because I don't remember the title.

Perhaps one of you can help: when it begins, the femme fatale is working as the manager of a roomful of telemarketers who are selling office supplies or some such shit over the phone (this is the '90's). She is listening to some poor gamma weakly making his sales pitch and she stands over him and orders him to make a hard sell. She's standing there hissing at him and he has sweat pouring down his face and he just can't do it. And she coldly fires him the second he gets off the phone. That's the scene that establishes her as an emasculating bitch. She picks up the male lead in a bar and she goes on to wrap him around her little finger.

I wish to hell I could remember the name of that film. It was one of those good little movies that comes and goes without attracting a lot of attention.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (P8951)

854 Heston Ben-Hur was a remake. Of a silent version.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (FkBIv)

855 You have to be fricking kidding me?! You do not remake a few movies: Casablanca, The Searchers, El Cid, Citizen Kane, Outlaw Josie Wales, Tombstone, or Ben-freaking-Hur!?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:08 PM (iHjB5)

Ben-Hur was a remake....

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (7qAYi)

856 The Punisher.

Posted by: dr kill at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (msVAP)

857 remake of Big Trouble, Little China


Jack Burton, itinerate poet and his gay Chinese-American friend complain about rape-culture and hetero-normative society over bowls of egg drop...


Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:13 PM (iQwFx)

858 The only thing interesting about Billy Bob, is that he has a career in show business. What a worthless S***!

Posted by: macleod at February 15, 2016 09:13 PM (Qf5bp)

859 Another DeCapprio movie with a few of the others we love to hate but turned out to be very entertaining for me was Catch Me if You Can.

A Simple Plan was filmed in my home town. The scene with the snowmobiler is at one of my favorite trout fishing spots.

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 09:13 PM (8aOqE)

860 840 Aetius,

My favorite part of El Cid is the joust for Calahorra. When the chunks start flying off Roderigo's saddle, well--shit got real.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at February 15, 2016 09:10 PM (tEDMc)

Yeah, that is a great scene:

*Smacks the bloody favor down in front of Loren's character with his sword*: "You're colors are no longer black!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:13 PM (iHjB5)

861 I can't read all 800 comments, so how about the cliff's notes version of a good movie to see?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 15, 2016 09:06 PM


So far the consensus is that movie where the guy & the girl hate each other at the beginning but then they have to go through that thingie together & by the end they've fallen in love with each other. He's the guy that was in that movie with the car chase & explosions; she was in that one movie where she kept a journal & had a cat.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 09:13 PM (KCxzN)

862 842
Wait...Hollyweird is going to re-make Ben fucking Hur?????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:10 PM (FsuaD)


Well, they did it before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben-Hur

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

863 847
Jane, yup. They're going to ruin Ben-Hur with enough CGI to choke a dead horse and kill it all over again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:11 PM (ntObR)


Well, dammit to hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:13 PM (FsuaD)

864 Useless is being generious .. more like dangerous.

Ironically, this is the " no spill " technology
and ya spill more with it and in some states this
is the only kind you can sell legally. I'm sure
that there's a youtube vid that can help you.

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2016 09:13 PM (bHKeY)

865 I didn't know what to expect from the movie, "Babette's Feast" (I hadn't read the book) but I loved it and I get something more out of it each time I see it. I've seen it three times now. It's a great movie about-IMO grace and love.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:14 PM (w4NZ8)

866 I think we should stop all immigration of Hot Air refugees, even if only one in a thousand is a troll.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 15, 2016 09:14 PM (2TUVm)

867 Chemjeff, watch the Korean movie Masquerade. Subtitles and all, I loved it.

Also, if you haven't seen it; Second Hand Lions. Also very good.

Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 09:14 PM (DtNNC)

868 "And there is some other very significant character overlap."


It's funny, I didn't care for Big Mike in BB very much but he absolutely fascinates me in Saul.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 09:14 PM (PH+lI)

869
I love the Coen Brothers... Oh Brother Where Art Thou and Raising Arizona are two of my favorites. "Git up there and git me a toddler!" (snort)
Posted by: redbanzai
------------
Well, I've liked you since we met, but now - I REALLY like you.
I can quote Raising Arizona from opening to ending credits.
One of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:14 PM (OUpHg)

870 Aestius, yes it is in the IMDB. Guess like Jupiter Ascending they are having issues so release date gets pushed back. And if that space dog of a Wachowski movie is any indicator, well hopefully Messala sends the whole production crew off to become galley slaves.

One of the bonus features from the 1959 Ben-Hur of a wardrobe test for Haya Harareet.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/12/haya-harareet-make-up-test.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:15 PM (d5fLT)

871 845 Saints and Soldiers

When Trumpets Fade

Thought both were low budget, but came out better than expected.
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 15, 2016 09:11 PM (r6ujM)


Same with Moon. If you're gonna make a low-budget movie set on a moon base with basically only two actors (one of which is a computer with emoji expressions) for two hours, you'd better do everything right.

They did.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 09:15 PM (NA5LM)

872 I'll never forget going to my first Cowboys game,
around 1970. At the top of every stairway there was a Texas gal usher in
a white Stetson that would leave you stunned. I just kept walking until
I circled the stadium.



It was....magnificent.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 09:11 PM (3myMJ)



Later on I hired many of 'em to be my air cocktail hostesses.

Posted by: Herb Kelleher at February 15, 2016 09:15 PM (JO9+V)

873 Chi, another fave line from RA (when Holly Hunter looks into the Short Shop window, with child, and catches Nic robbing the store):

"That sumbitch!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:15 PM (ntObR)

874 Second Hand Lions. Also very good.


Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 09:14 PM (DtNNC)


Loved that movie. *squints sideways towards husband, who wants me to do a walking lion safari in S. Africa*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:15 PM (FsuaD)

875 855 You have to be fricking kidding me?! You do not remake a few movies: Casablanca, The Searchers, El Cid, Citizen Kane, Outlaw Josie Wales, Tombstone, or Ben-freaking-Hur!?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:08 PM (iHjB5)

Ben-Hur was a remake....
Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (7qAYi)

True, but it was, as they say, done. And done about as perfect as it could be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:16 PM (iHjB5)

876 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:06 PM (w4NZ


I will add her to my prayer list.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 09:16 PM (NPofj)

877 Posted by: Abby at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (8wu51)

Heh heh, I hear you.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 09:16 PM (3myMJ)

878

Fabulous Baker Boys has Michelle Pfeiffer's legs...

Posted by: Skankles McFelon at February 15, 2016 09:16 PM (+zqYj)

879 696 --- Kalifornia
This was the MOVIE that first proved to me that Brad Pitt is a very very good actor.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:45 PM (MNgU2)
-----------------------------
Never saw it but that reminds me of a movie I thought would be bad just because Brad Pitt was in it----- Moneyball. I thought it would be Brad Pitt playing Brad Pitt. I dunno. I thought they should have cast a nobody in the role, that the pretty-boy big star was a mistake for a small-scale film.

But he made me forget it was Brad Pitt very quickly.
Yeah, I was impressed by that. (And enjoyed the movie very much.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2016 09:16 PM (T/5A0)

880 I was aghast that they remade "The Four Feathers." When I looked it up, I found that my Ralph Richardson version was round about the fifth remake.

Of course you know, the Ben-Hur you know and love was a remake of the 1925 smash hit, and a lot of folks at the time said Heston was no Ramon Navarro.
And then, the more you hear about Navarro, you're glad of that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 15, 2016 09:17 PM (xq1UY)

881 770 Anachronda

I bet I can guess with one pick. That plucky Princess.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

882 "The Punisher.

Posted by: dr kill at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (msVAP) "

The one with Travolta as the bad guy? I actually thought that was pretty good. The earlier one with Dolph Lundgren, not so much. And I've yet to see the third one.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 09:17 PM (4/i9Y)

883 So far the consensus is that movie where the guy
the girl hate each other at the beginning but then they have to go
through that thingie together by the end they've fallen in love
with each other. He's the guy that was in that movie with the car chase
explosions; she was in that one movie where she kept a journal
had a cat.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 09:13 PM (KCxzN)

oh, THAT movie? man I hated that movie

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 15, 2016 09:17 PM (uZNvH)

884 He's the guy that was in that movie with the car chase & explosions; she was in that one movie where she kept a journal & had a cat."

But how was the volcano scene?

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 09:17 PM (C9pBZ)

885 Yes, "Big Trouble...." I heard. The bastards.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 09:17 PM (PH+lI)

886 I didn't realize Jewells was so ill. I gave her advice in an earlier thread that was unsuitable because I thought she was having just a routine colonoscopy.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 09:17 PM (P8951)

887 >>>831 They are remaking Big Trouble, Little China, nothing is sacred!

that's stupid!
jack said he'd be back.
they should cast every single actor that was in the first.
especially egg

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 09:17 PM (0KgAM)

888 CaliGirl, I don't know the specific situation of the local kid, but it's an invitational of sorts. You have to be currently ranked in one event or ranked in the all-around (cumulative $'s won in 3 or more events)

If he's not currently ranked, he may not have been eligible, even if he's won in the past.

That's my recollection, unless they've changed eligibility requirements.

Posted by: Abby at February 15, 2016 09:17 PM (8wu51)

889
A local kid who is a steer wrestler can't compete there because of some ruling. I'm not sure why, a few big names can't compete. He is a 4 or 5 time world champion.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:07 PM (egOGm)

That's pretty weird. I haven't heard local news because I just got back from the coast (I didn't catch anything this morning, but sure enjoyed good weather out on the water).

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 09:18 PM (ozZau)

890 'The Wiz' was really a lot better than I thought it would be. Really.

Okay, I never saw it, but people say that it was great.

Okay, no one has actually ever said that to me. I'm not sure that anyone has ever said it.

Posted by: Rotted Tomatoes at February 15, 2016 09:18 PM (mxCgt)

891 Just waiting for some asshole to remake Casablanca.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:18 PM (FsuaD)

892 Heston Ben-Hur was a remake. Of a silent version.



Heston Omega Man was a remake too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 09:18 PM (JO9+V)

893 that's stupid!

jack said he'd be back.


So did Buckaroo Banzai.

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:18 PM (iQwFx)

894 There were at least two silent movie versions of Lew Wallace's Ben-Hur plus the numerous preceding stage productions.

But what makes the 1959 version a landmark is the strong cast, a great story screenplay that even the troll Gore Vidal can't tarnish, and well picking up eleven Oscars when winning that little statuette really meant something.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:18 PM (d5fLT)

895 "Another DeCapprio movie with a few of the others we love to hate but turned out to be very entertaining for me was Catch Me if You Can.

A Simple Plan was filmed in my home town. The scene with the snowmobiler is at one of my favorite trout fishing spots.

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 09:13 PM (8aOqE) "

Love Tom Hanks in that one. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Go fuck yourselves."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 09:19 PM (4/i9Y)

896 Another Nick Cage favorite of mine (that I happened to catch 9n cable this weekend) - It Could Happen To You.

Yeah, I like sappy movies. But that was really well done.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:19 PM (OUpHg)

897 Eliot Spitzer in trouble for choking some poor working girl in a Manhattan hotel. Client #9 in action.

Posted by: MTF at February 15, 2016 09:19 PM (TxJGV)

898 I love the Coen Brothers... Oh Brother Where Art
Thou and Raising Arizona are two of my favorites. "Git up there and git
me a toddler!" (snort)

Posted by: redbanzai

------------

Well, I've liked you since we met, but now - I REALLY like you.

I can quote Raising Arizona from opening to ending credits.

One of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:14 PM (OUpHg)


First, thank you. (grin) (blush)


Second, They've got a new movie out, Hail, Ceasar!, which I have heard is very good.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (NPofj)

899 http://www.weaselzippers.us/257021-video-hillary-barks-like-a-dog-yes-really/

Posted by: jsg at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (xnxHg)

900 Same with Moon. If you're gonna make a low-budget movie set on a moon base with basically only two actors (one of which is a computer with emoji expressions) for two hours, you'd better do everything right.

-
I loved the voice over at the. A voice sounding a lot like Rush says words to the effect this guy is either crazy or else an illegal alien.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (Nwg0u)

901 879
696 --- Kalifornia

This was the MOVIE that first proved to me that Brad Pitt is a very very good actor.



Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 15, 2016 08:45 PM (MNgU2)

Yup. If you don't know it's Pitt, you won't know it's Pitt.

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (8aOqE)

902 Is the reason that HWood is doing all of these remakes because they already own the rights?

I'm willing to consider that everything worth doing has already been done but what else is going on?

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (CbGSW)

903 I wish to hell I could remember the name of that
film. It was one of those good little movies that comes and goes
without attracting a lot of attention.

Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (P8951)


Was it called "Rodham"?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (q2o38)

904 Wait...Hollyweird is going to re-make Ben fucking Hur?????

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Fucking news flash: the Ben Hur you saw was a 3rd time remake of a stage play of a novel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (WLpmE)

905 Heston Omega Man was a remake too.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 09:18 PM (JO9+V)

Omega man is kind of iffy to me. I love Heston. I love post apocalyptic movies. That movie was soooooo very 70's. Plus the whole subtext about the coming wave of libtard yutes, was way too prophetic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (iHjB5)

906 A dozen years from now, Saving Private Ryan will be redone as a bunch of murderous killers of innocent German soldiers. Count on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:21 PM (FsuaD)

907 Boondock Saints was bananas, and yet watchable...

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:21 PM (NOIQH)

908 The Coens' first movie was called "Blood Simple". I only saw part of it on TV once, but a scene I will never forget was after one guy killed another one and he tried to clean up the crime scene and hide the evidence. He just kept making it worse and worse. He tried to flush a bloody towel down the toilet, which overflowed and spewed bloody water all over the place. Meanwhile his panic got worse and worse. It was both cringe-inducing and hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

909 How do you sell Ghostbusters with chicks to the studio? How do you convince investors that this is going to break even?

Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2016 09:22 PM (BngQR)

910
Fucking news flash: the Ben Hur you saw was a 3rd time remake of a stage play of a novel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (WLpmE)


Well, thanks for that well-known factoid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:22 PM (FsuaD)

911 Bet they try to remake Plan 9 From Outer Space and get it right this time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 09:22 PM (JO9+V)

912 Eliot Spitzer in trouble for choking some poor working girl in a Manhattan hotel. Client #9 in action.

-
Shoulda took her to the #6 dance.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 09:22 PM (Nwg0u)

913 My knowledge of Greek and Roman literature (aside from some philosophy and plays) is not every good, but the story of a man and woman who don't like each other to begin with and end up falling in love must have been an old standard even then, Still works though when done well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:22 PM (w4NZ8)

914 Has anybody mentioned Bandits? Billy Bob Thornton, Kate Blanchett, Bruce Willis. Thornton is hilarious, a hypochondriac who manages to work his fears (vaginal yeast infection) (yes, that's what I said) into plot points.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (PKyc9)

915 Jane, yup. They're going to ruin Ben-Hur with enough CGI to choke a dead horse and kill it all over again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:11 PM (ntObR)




And gay it up. Judah and Messala will be gayer than an Barry Obama pajama party. Brokeback-Hur

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (45oDG)

916
Kanye flips out on Twitter with bizarre race rant telling 'white' news outlets 'not to comment on black music' and reveals his new album will NEVER go on sale - just Tidal

===========

He's lost it...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (iQIUe)

917 Plane 9 from Hollywood, "All you hicks are stupid!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (d5fLT)

918 Heston Omega Man was a remake too.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Of a Vincent Price Last Man on Earth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (FkBIv)

919 I saw a movie with a really evil femme fatale character"

The Last Seduction?

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (C9pBZ)

920 I visited the Alamo last week, beautiful place. Actually moving to San Antonio from Denver in a couple months, miss my native Texas and cheap digs.

Posted by: beerologist at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (8astS)

921 913
The "classics" are classics for a reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (iHjB5)

922 Ladies re: the rodeo,
Something about the PRCA won't allow members of some other group to compete. The case went to court. I hear the coffee shop talk. Those old cowboys could be wrong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (egOGm)

923 865 FenelonSpoke

Babette's Feast is on another list. Best movies ever. Written by the author of Out of Africa.

My wife and I find it very romantic, for some reason. I have introduced my close friends to foreign films with Babette's Feast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

924 912
Eliot Spitzer in trouble for choking some poor working girl in a Manhattan hotel. Client #9 in action.




Kathleen Parker weeps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (FsuaD)

925 One of my all time favorite movies that everyone here should watch is "The Long Good Friday". Bob Hoskins, Helen Mirren.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:24 PM (CbGSW)

926 I'm willing to consider that everything worth doing has already been done but what else is going on?
Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (CbGSW)


a) high end production that spreads money around for everyone cost so much you don't dare make a mistake
b) God help you if you make a film that is trendy now, but has concepts that turn out to be socially criminal in 3 years, you will never work again

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 09:24 PM (q2o38)

927 jack said he'd be back.

So did Buckaroo Banzai.


Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:18 PM (iQwFx)

OH... another movie I love. Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension is great.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 09:24 PM (NPofj)

928 849
I fully expected Tron: Legacy to suck, but I think they did a good job
of making an entertaining movie that wasn't overly patronizing or
nostalgia wringing. Who doesn't love Jeff Bridges playing a techy
hippy? Casting was good, soundtrack was good. The scenes with Zeus
were dippy, but they pass quickly enough. Saw it in 3D, it was well
worth it!

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:12 PM (OvUux)


The movie had a very Taoist theme. The points it raised about how the quest for perfection inevitably leads to totalitarianism and suffering, and how the most perfect things in life arise spontaneously are lessons that a lot of people - particularly the Left - would do well to learn.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2016 09:24 PM (HalrA)

929 >>I wish to hell I could remember the name of that film. It was one of
those good little movies that comes and goes without attracting a lot
of attention.


Was it "The Last Seduction"?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:24 PM (NOIQH)

930 I must inform the Empress.

There are other people who have seen Babette's Feast besides us.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (d5fLT)

931 "Fucking news flash: the Ben Hur you saw was a 3rd time remake of a stage play of a novel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (WLpmE) "

I don't think remakes are bad, it's just that some movies clearly don't need remaking. I've never seen the silent Ben-Hur, but I assume it had room to be improved upon. But it does seem like the list of 'untouchable' movies is getting smaller. Beyond Casablanca and Citizen Kane (and maybe The Godfather), I wouldn't be surprised at anything getting a remake.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (4/i9Y)

932 I had no idea what Drive was when it came out. I never saw the Notebook so I didn't know that Ryan Gosselin was a thing. Drive is one of my top ten movies of all time. There is not a single wasted frame in the entire feature. The soundtrack is excellent. It really is magnificent storytelling, something William Refn has failed to do ever since. You got Bryan Cranston, Ryan Gosselin, Christina Hendricks, Carey Mulligan, Albert Brooks, Oscar Isaac, and Ron Perlman.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (OvUux)

933 And gay it up. Judah and Messala will be gayer than an Barry Obama pajama party. Brokeback-Hur

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (45oDG)

As gay as George Hamilton in Zorro! The Gay Blade.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (JO9+V)

934

Somebody needs to compile these sleeper movies and sticky it...

Posted by: Skankles McFelon at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (+zqYj)

935 Eliot Spitzer in trouble for choking some poor working girl in a Manhattan hotel. Client #9 in action.


Not really. His 25 year old russian babe or is that baby got on a plane back to Russia and refused to press charges. No doubt with a great big check in her pocket

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (DUoqb)

936 A movie I really liked but am unable to rent was the Last Seduction. I think it had Linda Fiorintino (sp?)

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (egOGm)

937 Bet they try to remake Plan 9 From Outer Space and get it right this time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 09:22 PM (JO9+V)



As long as they steer clear of Manos: The Hands of Fate. Nothing could top the brilliance of every minute of that movie.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (45oDG)

938 Wait'll they get a load of me...

Posted by: Zorro: The Gay Blade No, Really at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (iQwFx)

939 Ben Hur was a remake!

Posted by: Amy Shumer at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (iHjB5)

940 Ladies re: the rodeo,
Something about the PRCA won't allow members of some other group to compete. The case went to court. I hear the coffee shop talk. Those old cowboys could be wrong.

I have no idea, but my interest is piqued. I think I'll do some Google sleuthing.

Posted by: Abby at February 15, 2016 09:26 PM (8wu51)

941 Ooh, "Moon" was good.
Loved Gerty

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:27 PM (NOIQH)

942 Kanye flips out on Twitter with bizarre race rant

Next to end up face down in a pile of coke at a Nevada brothel. Kim better hope latharuth puthy runs in the family.

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 09:27 PM (GgxVX)

943 well shoot, I can't get Raising Arizona or Secondhand Lions on DirecTV
what is the point of this satellite if I can't get these movies? sigh

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 15, 2016 09:27 PM (uZNvH)

944 Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

That's interesting because FenelonSpouse liked it butt I was thinking it was more of a chick flick because it's very talky and has no rousing action. I guess that's not the case.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:27 PM (w4NZ8)

945 As a movie, I really liked I am Legend with Will Smith, better than the Omega Man.

Now I have to drink away the shame of saying anything Will Smith was in was better than a Charleton Heston movie (although he did make some stinkers.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:27 PM (iHjB5)

946 wow people are commenting away.

A movie I didn't expect to like that I love love loved: Dreamgirls. My then girlfriend dragged me to it with a friend of hers and I was expecting the worst. Jennifer Hudson is amazing, the music is beyond good, it's perfect, and with Jamie Foxx, Beyonce, Eddie Murphy, and Danny Glover you can do worse for blaxploitation.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:27 PM (ubByS)

947 Was it "The Last Seduction"?
Posted by: Lizzy "

Ahem.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 09:27 PM (C9pBZ)

948 *falls out of chair laughing at one movie that will never be remade*

Incubus starring William Shatner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:27 PM (d5fLT)

949 Cool, there's gonna be a Talking Saul show after Better Call Saul.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 09:28 PM (vsbNu)

950 Not trying to start anything, strictly informational since there's been so much speculation...

New post-debate PPP poll for SC.

Genghis Khan 35
Lucchese Model 18
Water Boy 18
DoughBoy 7

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 09:28 PM (3myMJ)

951

Black Dynamite is hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Deluxe at February 15, 2016 09:28 PM (+zqYj)

952
As long as they steer clear of Manos: The Hands of Fate. Nothing could top the brilliance of every minute of that movie.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (45oDG)


Driving scenes. It has those prestigious driving scenes. Lots of driving.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 09:29 PM (q2o38)

953 Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:27 PM (NOIQH)

The soundtrack sure didn't hurt either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lUgqeO1ZxM

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 09:29 PM (NA5LM)

954 So, who's going to remake that Scientology movie with Travolta, the title of which I suddenly can't remember?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:29 PM (FsuaD)

955 Posted by: cm9000 at February 15, 2016 09:14 PM (2TUVm)

Protect the borders. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:29 PM (w4NZ8)

956 926
I'm willing to consider that everything worth doing has already been done but what else is going on?
Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (CbGSW)

a) high end production that spreads money around for everyone cost so much you don't dare make a mistake
b)
God help you if you make a film that is trendy now, but has concepts
that turn out to be socially criminal in 3 years, you will never work
again



Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 09:24 PM (q2o3

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Another thing I just thought about is that they're remaking hit movies that are decades old because it will be new to a lot of people who would never bother watching/buying a decades old movie.
They'll probably remake "Bullit", "The Great Escape", "Gone With the Wind".

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:30 PM (CbGSW)

957 Kindltot, driving scenes?

You mean the Russian version of Solaris? Before Clooney kludged it up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:30 PM (d5fLT)

958 Scientology movie with Travolta

Battlefield Earth

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 09:30 PM (GgxVX)

959 Beyond Casablanca and Citizen Kane (and maybe The Godfather), I wouldn't be surprised at anything getting a remake.
Posted by: broseidon
---------
Again, The Wiz.

Posted by: Rotted Tomatoes at February 15, 2016 09:30 PM (mxCgt)

960 I've read that *even* when no less than director Martin Scorsese was shown "Plan 9" and "Manos," he couldn't find anything bad to say about them. He supposedly *always* finds something to like in a movie he's watching.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:30 PM (ntObR)

961 Oh and Equilibrium with Christian Bale is a solid flick. Is it better than the Matrix? Fuck no. But it's fantastic good fun and subtly anti-socialist. Yes I have a one track anti-socialist mind.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:30 PM (ubByS)

962 I got this guy who's gonna fix everything.

Posted by: Kanye Purple Drank Rutherford Cray Cray West at February 15, 2016 09:30 PM (xnxHg)

963 *falls out of chair laughing at one movie that will never be remade*

Incubus starring William Shatner."

Zardoz.

Oh, and Jane, that's Battlefield Earth.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 09:30 PM (C9pBZ)

964 Lizzy,
Did you like the Last Seduction too? I did 20 years ago.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:31 PM (egOGm)

965 I finally watched The Martian expecting it to be awful, but ended up liking it, and I think I mentioned it before, but The Turbo Kid is another I expected to be awful that I ended up enjoying.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 15, 2016 09:31 PM (AfES1)

966 no good deed, it would take a well-over $200 million budget just to remove teh suck from that flick.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:31 PM (ntObR)

967 The 1959 Ben-Hur had as much gay subtext as they could get away with. Heston said he was glad nobody told him about it. This was before gay "text."

The stage play must have been something to see. Done while Wallace was still alive, it had 40 tons of special stage equipment and its own train to carry it. Chariot race live on stage, real horses, on a treadmill.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 15, 2016 09:31 PM (xq1UY)

968 2 movies that were on Netflix(Not sure anymore) were Korean, New World, and Accident. New World is a mob boss dies, rival gangs fight to take control movie. Lots of baseball bats. Great movie. And Accident is about a gang who does contract killing where they make these elaborate rube goldberg scenarios that kill their target. Goes great till one of their own dies in an "Accident." The n the paranoia and intrigue piles on.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:31 PM (OvUux)

969 The Coens' first movie was called "Blood Simple".

-
A great movie. A bunch of morons get involved in a murder for hire plot and fvck everything up. M.Emmett Walsh plays one of the not too bright bad guys and has a great soliloquy to open the movie:

The world is full o' complainers. An' the fact is, nothin' comes with a guarantee. Now I don't care if you're the pope of Rome, President of the United States or Man of the Year; somethin' can all go wrong. Now go on ahead, y'know, complain, tell your problems to your neighbor, ask for help, 'n watch him fly. Now, in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else... that's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas, an' down here... you're on your own.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 09:31 PM (Nwg0u)

970 New post-debate PPP poll for SC.



Genghis Khan 35

Lucchese Model 18

Water Boy 18

DoughBoy 7


The Trump implosion continues.

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:31 PM (iQwFx)

971 958
Scientology movie with Travolta



Battlefield Earth

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 09:30 PM (GgxVX)


Sweet jeebus. That's it. Yeah, it deserves a remake all right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:31 PM (FsuaD)

972
How about non-fiction books made into movies that disappointed? Maybe not through any fault of the movie-makers, but just the inherent difficulty of the translation.

Almost certainly a heretical outlier of a reaction, but I was greatly disappointed in both of Clint's Iwo movies: Flags of Our Fathers, and Letters from Iwo Jima.

Flags was an amazing book, which is to say the true history is amazing, in lots of small and big ways. Almost none of which comes through in the movie, which was basically in some places a cartoonish Hollywood treatment and really was narrowly focused. Of course the book touched on the background and the context of the whole thing, none of which was in the movie.

Letters - didn't read the book. But a few scenes are just ridiculous, esp. the one near the end with the small band of Japanese trapped in a cave who extend themselves to give medical aid to a wounded Marine. And the most intense (accurate) scenes are sort of cartoonish, too - overacted? Dunno.

Another huge disappointing book-to-movie war true story: Lone Survivor. Book - again, i.e. the true story - is pretty amazing, in lots of very different ways. Movie is .... meh. Some of the most powerful parts of the true story literally aren't even included (the state-side support in Lutrell's hometown in Texas for example). Saw it with a SEAL (doesn't know Marcus), who was also pretty meh about it.

None of them "bad" movies - just very meh if you've read the books.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 09:32 PM (QDnY+)

973 The Machinist is a good Christian Bale movie.

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2016 09:32 PM (GgxVX)

974 Been months since I posted but here goes (still lurk everyday though).

The Heavy Water War on Netflix is really good. 6 episodes about WWII and the race for the atomic bomb. Set in Norway, Germany and England. Reminded me of Where Eagles Dare, which is an awesome flick.

Very silly but actually kind of fun and campy is Dusk til Dawn series on Netflix. 2 seasons. It's actually pretty good.

If you liked Narcos there is another show on Netflix called Pablo Escobar el patron del mar. Really good as well (there are 74 episodes so it's pretty long and it's subtitled). Better Pablo than in Narcos imho.

And Ace CLUE is one of the greatest movies ever made. It's how movies used to be made. Kind of the last of it's kind of movies made by the old guard of film makers. Yvette's tits alone are omfg wut. 1+1+2+1 just lulz. Not to mention Madeline Khan who is one of the greats. Lesley Anne Warren, Christopher Loyd, Tim Curry, just an amazing cast. John Landis was one of the writers, worked as a PA on Kelly's Hero's, which if you don't like means you are worse than Hitler. Landis went on to direct several films such as Animal House, Blues Brothers, Trading Places, Spies Like Us and Coming To America to name a few. I like CLUE in case you can't tell, probably watched it over 100 times.

Sorry for the long post, making up for not posting in so long. Ace you should get some moron to post a movie/tv thread on the weekends or something. Hell your 10,000 word movie reviews are always teh awesome.

We need to come up with a name for today. The day HA died? The day HA shot it's d*ck off? The HA refugee invasion? those kinda suck, I am sure the can come up with something good.

Bless all you motherf*ckas here.




Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 09:32 PM (KIJKy)

975 --
948
*falls out of chair laughing at one movie that will never be remade*

Incubus starring William Shatner.


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:27 PM
--------------

Yes it will, and Shatner will do it. A parody of himself playing himself, playing the part. And it will be EPIC.

Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 09:32 PM (DtNNC)

976 Remaking Ben-Hur, eh? There seems to be a dearth of original screenplays the last 10 years.

Posted by: BobM88 at February 15, 2016 09:32 PM (XvZZD)

977 You want driving? Lots of driving?

Posted by: Duel with Dennis Weaver at February 15, 2016 09:32 PM (JO9+V)

978 Omega man is kind of iffy to me. I love Heston. I love post apocalyptic movies. That movie was soooooo very 70's. Plus the whole subtext about the coming wave of libtard yutes, was way too prophetic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:20 PM (iHjB5)



Chuck watching the movie Woodstock. How groovy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 09:33 PM (45oDG)

979 Cruz is Lucchese Model cuz?

Posted by: cm9000 at February 15, 2016 09:33 PM (2TUVm)

980 Ana, they will, once they figure if they should refilm it in Esperanto, or just go with heavily accented Romanian.

(I am of the belief that Esperanto is attempt, via linguistic programming, to make Romanian relevant to the world again.)

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 09:33 PM (q2o38)

981 I could sit here & talk Raising Arizona all night!
"Why, i myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. And that was was 1957 dollars..."
But I'm trying to catch the last of season one of Saul before the new season premier.
And now you folks are telling me that I MUST watch BB from start to finish !

Aargh! I'm never going to get around to reading the dozen books on my coffee table!
(Golden Isis & 10 Prayers God Always Says Yes To are on the top of the stack. I promise!)

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:33 PM (OUpHg)

982 It's a great movie, even though it's only a good movie (I thought the sound mix was off). . What makes it great is the subject material, to include the background scenes on the Texas Convention and the Battle of San Jacinto. These were real people, and they actually had a real cause we can be proud of--"I'm not swearing an oath to no dictator". This is not to mean the Texians wouldn't have eventually have "stolen" Texas from a democratic Mexico--I think they would have.

Just that it was Santa Anna they were fighting, and therefore, you don't get the Texas Revolution you want (the one that allows you to demonize those "evil" whites), you get the one you have. The one all Texans can be proud of. These were men fighting to have a real say in the communities they themselves were building (and yes, they had slaves, and yes, they slowly "excommunicated" the Mexican Texans). These men were what made America.

I actually like the Alamo assault battle scene. I thought BBT did an awesome job showing David Crockett, man, dealing with Davey Crockett, legend. Jason Patric showed the sheer cussedness that made America possible, and has led to some of our greatest day issues. I flew with men like him, a bit more refined. Good men, in their jackass sort of way. Dennis Quaid's Sam Houston is a fine acting job.

The Alamo was a loss. Liberty is won by being willing to fight, even though you might lose. That is why we have had a USS Bunker Hill in the past, and I hope we have a USS Alamo in the future. Or whatever prefix the ship names have on them, because you motherfuckers, we ain't losing to *this* bunch.

Posted by: That Guy at February 15, 2016 09:33 PM (J3UIw)

983 Imagine a remake of Lawrence of Arabia now.

{{shudder}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:33 PM (FsuaD)

984 I actually would love to see a remake of "Duel," so long as the filmmakers promised to keep the CGI to a minimum (except maybe in the finale).

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:33 PM (ntObR)

985 Jeeze, just saw some video of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. She looks like a little tree toad sitting on a stool.

Posted by: Rotted Tomatoes at February 15, 2016 09:34 PM (mxCgt)

986 Was it "The Last Seduction"?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:24 PM (NOIQH)

I googled it and YES! That's it! Thank you! Trying to remember the name of it has driven me crazy for years.

Linda Fiorentino plays the evil bitch.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 09:34 PM (P8951)

987 944 FenelonSpoke
Analyzing why we like the movie is difficult.

The ending is sublime, leaving us with a happy glow. The set-up is excellent, with great characterization by the actors and actresses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

988 Duel was primo! Spielberg's first feature film?

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:34 PM (OvUux)

989 According to Terrence Howard's new math system, Kanye West is actually ahead $53 million.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 09:34 PM (7qAYi)

990 909
How do you sell Ghostbusters with chicks to the studio? How do you convince investors that this is going to break even?

Krep. Yesterday was the end of the world according to Ghostbusters II, and I missed it.

I hate it when I miss the end of the world.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 09:34 PM (o78gS)

991 The Darjeeling Limited

I don't know if I expected it to suck, but it did surprise me at how much I loved it. It's a Wes Anderson movie -- and while they are always quirky, sometimes he has hits with me (The Royal Tenenbaums) and huge misses (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou).

Plus, it stars Adrien Brody and Jason Schwartzman (both of whom I loathe), but they were great in their roles.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (aNrvT)

992 >>Another huge disappointing book-to-movie war true story: Lone Survivor.


Yeah - think part of it was that they didn't include the BUDs training part. You really have to read what they endure just to make it to SEAL (plus all the training), to understand why they would not give up, would not flinch when they see 100 or so swarm their position, would not abandon one of their own.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (NOIQH)

993 Jane, I'm amazed LofA ever came out. I can't believe that even in the 1960s, people didn't wonder if folks would be willing to sit for *4 freakin' hours* to watch *one* movie.

BTW, the longest movie in my blu-ray collection: Sergio Leone's "Once Upon a Time in America," director's cut. 4 and one half hours long. Geez.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (ntObR)

994 Imagine a remake of Lawrence of Arabia now.

{{shudder}}



Sound of Music

oh, you just know they will try.

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (iQwFx)

995 How in the hell are you going to do the chariot race in Ben Hur any better with CGI????

Jeebus. The real deal is the real deal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (FsuaD)

996 We need a remake of Fear of a Black Hat with little Asian dudes out Orange County.

Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (BngQR)

997 983
Imagine a remake of Lawrence of Arabia now.

{{shudder}}


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:33 PM (FsuaD)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
In your mind, can you see how they would destroy "Gone With the Wind"?

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (CbGSW)

998
Vanity, a former protege of Prince's and a member of Vanity 6, has died at age 57, TMZ reports.
According to the website, the singer -- born Denise Katrina Matthews -- had long suffered from kidney failure and recently battled abdominal illness.

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (e8kgV)

999 988 Duel was primo! Spielberg's first feature film?
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:34 PM (OvUux)

It was actually a TV movie.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (7qAYi)

1000 I think I liked "The Last Seduction", but I felt really bad for her hubby.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:36 PM (NOIQH)

1001 logprof, you watch hinges still?

"Hey! You are NOT Kevin Costner!"
Ha! I forgot that line from last year...

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:36 PM (OUpHg)

1002 Lucchese are very expensive cowboy boots.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:36 PM (egOGm)

1003 >>>Was it "The Last Seduction"?

is that the one with the gravel-y voice chick?
i read that guys say it has an awesome sex scene.
something about being up against a chain link fence.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 09:36 PM (0KgAM)

1004 One of the amusing things about the complicated rig they used for the chariot race in the stage version was it would sometimes get out of sync and Messala would win.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:36 PM (d5fLT)

1005
Mortimer - those numbers reflect an "implosion"?

Straight question.

Seems like 35 is pretty good, and not that far from long-standing numbers, for this primary. Was Genghis at 45% or something recently, in the poll averages? (admit I'm too lazy to go to RCP to look it up)

And while I appreciate your nicknames for the candidates, nothing comes close to that comedian ace linked who had the Dems as "Pending Indictment" and "Venezuela" the night of the Iowa thing.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 09:37 PM (QDnY+)

1006 I, am, your singing telegram

*BANG*

Laughed long and hard at that one.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:37 PM (ubByS)

1007 Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters."


Seen it a couple of times and I should hate it but I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 08:28 PM

****************************

Thanks for reminding me -- that's def. a movie I thought would suck but actually enjoyed it. Very cute premise. I watched it the first time out of boredom, but watched it a 2nd time because it was so entertaining.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 15, 2016 09:37 PM (aNrvT)

1008 The Man With One Red Shoe is in post production right now.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:38 PM (OvUux)

1009 >> I think we should stop all immigration of Hot Air refugees, even if only one in a thousand is a troll.

It takes something impermeable to build a wall that won't pass gas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 15, 2016 09:38 PM (sOhww)

1010 Holy crap are near 1,000 comments the new normal? And forgot to add welcome all you HA f*ckers, I found the HQ in through HA in like 2009ish. Best Fucking site on the interwebs bar none. There is a reason Andrew wanted the commentators here. Cause this place is fucking awesome

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 09:38 PM (KIJKy)

1011 983 Imagine a remake of Lawrence of Arabia now.

{{shudder}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:33 PM (FsuaD)

Gay man helps muslims overthrow their imperialist occupation? I'm shocked they haven't tried a remake by now.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 09:38 PM (7qAYi)

1012 It's a Wes Anderson movie -- and while they are always quirky, sometimes he has hits with me (The Royal Tenenbaums) and huge misses (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou).
Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (aNrvT)

Life Aquatic might be my favorite movie.

"Everybody check for swamp leeches! What, nobody else got hit, what's the deal?"

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:38 PM (ubByS)

1013 Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 09:28 PM (3myMJ)

It's good to have some data post-debate, finally. I suspected Trump would take little damage, and I was right. In all honesty, the boorish audience behavior really lost the GOP a good chance to inflict damage on Trump or Cruz.

The audience itself became the story of the debate rather than anything the candidates did.

Posted by: Doomberg at February 15, 2016 09:38 PM (hNPOD)

1014 In your mind, can you see how they would destroy "Gone With the Wind"?



Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (CbGSW)


Who was that jackass who did a Gone With The Wind II? It was awful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:38 PM (FsuaD)

1015 "Duel with Dennis Weaver "



Heh, yeah, cult classic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (QX4j1)

1016 The bastards remade The Haunting, the bastards.

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (8aOqE)

1017 I loved the movie "The Replacements" .. especially the head cheerleader, Brooke Langton

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (e8kgV)

1018 >>Imagine a remake of Lawrence of Arabia now.

"Cultural appropriatioooooooon!!!!!!"

Have you seen "OSS 117:Cairo Nest of Spies?"
Only from 2006, but it is so un-PC. Very silly.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (NOIQH)

1019 Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

And the actors have such wonderful faces and seeing them transformed during the meal is great.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (w4NZ8)

1020 Great sex scene or pre-sex build up scene - Body Heat.

John Hurt pacing outside the door as Kathleen Turner smolders at him.

But that was when porn was harder to obtain. The 21st century is too jaded.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (CbGSW)

1021 *watching
I hate you with a passion autocucumber.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (OUpHg)

1022 Vanity, a former protege of Prince's and a member of Vanity 6, has died at age 57, TMZ reports.
According to the website, the singer -- born Denise Katrina Matthews -- had long suffered from kidney failure and recently battled abdominal illness.

Posted by: James T Kirk
****

Creepy. I used the nasty girl song modified for Cruz today. Had not thought of her in years.

Posted by: Michael Armstrong at February 15, 2016 09:40 PM (hVdx9)

1023 Steve,
Did you go on your trip?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:40 PM (egOGm)

1024 I expected the PBS remake of "Dr. Zhivago" to suck, but they actually did an excellent job. The original holds up well too.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 09:40 PM (P8951)

1025 And still on topic.

Posted by: Ralph at February 15, 2016 09:40 PM (3UF8d)

1026 1020
Great sex scene or pre-sex build up scene - Body Heat.

Watched that one many times when it came to the $1 theater.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 09:40 PM (o78gS)

1027 Imagine a remake of Lawrence of Arabia now.

{{shudder}}



Pish! When David Lean wanted 1,000 Arabs on camels he had to hire 1,000 Arabs and put them on camels.

I can CGI 10,000 camel Arabs before lunch!

Posted by: George Lucas at February 15, 2016 09:40 PM (1xUj/)

1028 "Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?" "You don't need any help from me, sir." "That's right!"

"NO one can get into that position." "Sure they can, let me show you."

After finding the room where they are hiding the dead bodies: "There's nothing shocking here." "Are you sure?" "This is america. It's a free country!" "I didn't know it was THAT free!"

A classic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:40 PM (iHjB5)

1029 Passion Autocucumber?

Did it get an upgrade for Valentine's Day?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:40 PM (d5fLT)

1030 >>The soundtrack sure didn't hurt either.

Probably helps that Moon was written and directed by David Bowie's son, Duncan Jones.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:41 PM (NOIQH)

1031 Have you seen "OSS 117:Cairo Nest of Spies?"
Only from 2006, but it is so un-PC. Very silly.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (NOIQH)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
That movie was awesome. I liked the sequel too, can't remember the title.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:41 PM (CbGSW)

1032 Mortimer - those numbers reflect an "implosion"?

Sorry, it was sarc. I keep waiting for this predicted collapse in Trump's poll numbers due to his latest swoon-inducing political blather, and it never happens.

meh . As I have said over and over. Car salesmen sell cars, Doctors sell medicine, Politicians sell lies. To whoever is buying.

It's a game. And he's playing the hell out of it.

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:41 PM (iQwFx)

1033 1001 logprof, you watch hinges still?

"Hey! You are NOT Kevin Costner!"
Ha! I forgot that line from last year...
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:36 PM (OUpHg)


--I miss Marco.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 09:41 PM (vsbNu)

1034 Who was that jackass who did a Gone With The Wind II? It was awful.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:38 PM (FsuaD)


Probably related to the same jackasses that did CaddyShack 2, Christmas Vacation 2, and Christmas Story 2.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 09:41 PM (JO9+V)

1035 1016
The bastards remade The Haunting, the bastards.


Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (8aOqE)


Yes. To this day I sleep with my hands under my pillow. Just in case.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:41 PM (FsuaD)

1036 bye Yarp

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 09:41 PM (hVdx9)

1037 Pish! When David Lean wanted 1,000 Arabs on camels he had to hire 1,000 Arabs and put them on camels.

I can CGI 10,000 camel Arabs before lunch!
Posted by: George Lucas at February 15, 2016 09:40 PM (1xUj/)

And then I'll make the camels go "Broosh!!!"

Posted by: Michael Bay at February 15, 2016 09:42 PM (7qAYi)

1038 Under movies that will never get remade: John Wayne's The Conqueror and William Shatner's White Comanche.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 15, 2016 09:43 PM (vRQPU)

1039 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou = Jacques Cousteau with Glocks.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2016 09:43 PM (TJCSB)

1040 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 15, 2016 09:43 PM (Bd8J1)

1041 Just watched "Moon" on Amazon the other day.

I really enjoyed it!

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:43 PM (iQwFx)

1042 I an Groot

Posted by: Groot at February 15, 2016 09:43 PM (JO9+V)

1043 This act on the Grammies right now is like a Black Beatniks bad acid trip

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 15, 2016 09:44 PM (e8kgV)

1044 1004 One of the amusing things about the complicated rig they used for the chariot race in the stage version was it would sometimes get out of sync and Messala would win.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:36 PM (d5fLT)


I cannot even picture a chariot race on stage.

Today's stagecraft probably can't hold a candle to what they could do in the 19th century.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

1045 >>That movie was awesome. I liked the sequel too, can't remember the title.

Never knew there was a sequel - will check it out.
Jean Dujardin also made an Ocean's 11 type movie called Ca$h that was decent.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:44 PM (NOIQH)

1046 Another William Shatner movie that will never be remade - Star Trek V.

Unless you manage to get Zoe Seldana to do a fan-dance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:44 PM (d5fLT)

1047 Yo!

Posted by: Yo
****
Yarp.

Posted by: Michael Armstrong at February 15, 2016 09:44 PM (hVdx9)

1048 Have you seen "OSS 117:Cairo Nest of Spies?"
Only from 2006, but it is so un-PC. Very silly.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (NOIQH)


That movie was hysterical.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 15, 2016 09:44 PM (zc3Db)

1049
Zardoz.



Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 09:30 PM (C9pBZ)


I dunno about Battlefield Earth, but Zardoz would be fantastic to re-film. This time with better special effects than projection and Sean Connery doing the mime thing.
Think of the plot, an effete sterile dead end society holding the rest of the world in apocalyptic stasis via violence and deceit solely to keep their power, and an instinctive revolt when the deceit is uncovered.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 09:44 PM (q2o38)

1050 In your mind, can you see how they would destroy "Gone With the Wind"?

-
How about the scene where they hide Rhett and Ashley out after they've been out Ku Klux Klanning?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 09:45 PM (Nwg0u)

1051 This act on the Grammies right now is like a Black Beatniks bad acid trip"

It's AMAZING.

C'mon, get with the script.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 09:45 PM (C9pBZ)

1052 21 Jumpstreet. No way in heck was I going to be entertained by that movie, but it really was a standalone comedy.

The Man From UNCLE remake. I hope they do another.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:45 PM (OvUux)

1053 Sweet Dr. Carson is on Greta's show. He ain't giving up.

I love him, but bless his heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:45 PM (FsuaD)

1054
Lizzy, exactly. Leaving out BUDS was one of the major omissions that just detracted greatly from the real story. Was nice using real footage of the guys in BUDS suffering on the beach in Coronado during the credits, but they should have done that anyway.

Remake Lawrence of Arabia? Bite your infidel tongue.

qdp, as you know there was a long intermission in Lawrence. And, a substantial prelude, sort of an "overture" period, with great music, for when the lights would be dimmed slowly as final seating took place.

Saw the remastered release in the Senator theater in Baltimore back when it came out years ago, perfect. One of the old, large cinemas, with good sound. Thinking about it, not sure there has been any in-theater movie experience that matches that one. But then I'm partial to the movie.

"It is understood that you have a very funny sense of fun". Partial to that line, in particular.

And Wadi Rum *is* as spectacular as it looks in the movie. And if you go visit, you can get a tour from grandsons of the actual Howeitat who rode with Lawrence, who are also the sons of those who rode as extras for the movie.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 09:45 PM (QDnY+)

1055 Epic comment, That guy.

FWIW, the USS San Antonio has the Alamo on its badge, and its motto is taken from Travis's letter: Never surrender, never retreat.

I went to the commissioning of the ship, which is one my favorite things I've ever done. San Antonio is not on the coast, but the ship's commander at the time bussed the crew to San Antonio and made them go to the Alamo.

Posted by: stace at February 15, 2016 09:45 PM (ozZau)

1056 Alamo sucked. They left out the part where Donald Trump used Santa Ana into surrending.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 15, 2016 09:46 PM (y540j)

1057 Can you believe in the old days people paid for porn?

Is that crazy?

Posted by: Yo! at February 15, 2016 09:46 PM (Bd8J1)

1058 They've remade "Roots." I can only imagine. Had to watch that on tv for school way back when. Before we knew it was fabricated.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:46 PM (NOIQH)

1059 1006
Yeah that is one of the most hilarious scenes in movie history. Towards the end of the film the murders just became like boring wtf else is there. I love the Col. Mustard chandelier stuff. The whole movie is epic really. The soundtrack is one of my favorites.

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 09:46 PM (KIJKy)

1060 Did anyone mention Election? I loved that movie.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:47 PM (egOGm)

1061 1053
Sweet Dr. Carson is on Greta's show. He ain't giving up.


Lifetime appointment as Surgeon General , please.

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:47 PM (iQwFx)

1062 Think of the plot, an effete sterile dead end society holding the rest of the world in apocalyptic stasis"

JEB!

Heh.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 09:47 PM (C9pBZ)

1063 1020 Great sex scene or pre-sex build up scene - Body Heat.

John Hurt pacing outside the door as Kathleen Turner smolders at him.

But that was when porn was harder to obtain. The 21st century is too jaded.
Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:39 PM (CbGSW)

That is a great scene - but you mean William Hurt, not John.

The only love scene I can remember John Hurt ever being in was when he played Caligula in "I Claudius" back in the 1970's. And he was being romantic with his sister, Drusilla.

(That was a great Masterpiece Theatre series BTW.)

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 09:47 PM (P8951)

1064 Ha. Ha.
I know, I know - the comma is my friend. Well, Bourbon is a better friend, dammit.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:47 PM (OUpHg)

1065 The Man Who Knew Too Little

Wish it was on right now. Could use a few laughs!

Posted by: H Badger at February 15, 2016 09:47 PM (+xIXD)

1066 "Glass House" was a movie I didn't have high expectations for (a gimmicky title never helps) - I only watched for Leelee Sobieski & Diane Lane - but it was really good.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 09:47 PM (7qAYi)

1067 Never saw Clue! How does it compare to Murder By Death?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 09:47 PM (JO9+V)

1068 Sweet Dr. Carson is on Greta's show. He ain't giving up.
------------

Heh. They haul out Herman Cain for commentary. Go get 'em Herm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2016 09:48 PM (mxCgt)

1069 Lawrence of Arabia like Dr. Zhivago needs to be experienced on the big screen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:48 PM (d5fLT)

1070 Hillary and Huma flirting via email.

Presented without comment

bit.ly/1Xujycg

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:48 PM (ubByS)

1071 Imagine Green Acres now. LOLOLOL!

*cough* *wheeze*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:48 PM (FsuaD)

1072 1053 Sweet Dr. Carson is on Greta's show. He ain't giving up.

I love him, but bless his heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:45 PM (FsuaD)


--I hope he can parlay all the pub from this campaign into Governor of Maryland or Mayor of Baltimore.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 09:48 PM (vsbNu)

1073 >>>Life Aquatic might be my favorite movie.

"Everybody check for swamp leeches! What, nobody else got hit, what's the deal?"

that is one of the best scenes, well the whole time they're on the rescue mission.

i've shed tears when they're all in the mini sub and they finally find the shark (or whatever)

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 09:48 PM (0KgAM)

1074 On remakes:
you can remake a classic story any number of times and everyone will have their favorite version. Think "Three Musketeers" "Ben Hur" Little Women" etc.

But movies that were perfect just as they were? Leave them alone. For example "The Women". Couldn't replicate that cast, so the 50's muscial and the recent "update" were horrible.

Posted by: Sal at February 15, 2016 09:48 PM (MRX6w)

1075 I have two that I can name off the top of my bean:
The English Patient and The Man From Uncle.

The Man From Uncle has some gorgeous cinematography, sharp dialogue, and some great acting from the three leads. One of those movies that you can rewatch multiple times and have a blast.

The English Patient I expected to sleep through but it's kind of a reverse Casablanca. In Casablanca Rick gives up the woman he loves for the good of the cause (defeating the Nazis). In Patient Almasy turns over intelligence to the Nazis in exchange for their help in rescuing his girl. Neat twist with the added morality tale that his decision winds up fucking everyone.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at February 15, 2016 09:48 PM (nMt50)

1076 So yeah, apparently Shillary did indeed bsrk like a dog at a campaign event.

Trying to decide who this helps.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 15, 2016 09:49 PM (AJeMv)

1077 Great sex scene or pre-sex build up scene - Body Heat.

-
Best movie about the rule against perpetuities ever made.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 09:49 PM (Nwg0u)

1078 1057
Can you believe in the old days people paid for porn?



Is that crazy?

Posted by: Yo! at February 15, 2016 09:46 PM (Bd8J1)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
When I was a kid we had to dig through dumpsters to find our porn. Some man's wife would dump his porn stash and it we were astonished that anyone would ever do that.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:49 PM (CbGSW)

1079 Trying to decide who this helps.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society


America, that's who.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2016 09:50 PM (TJCSB)

1080 >>Hillary and Huma flirting via email.

Is that for realz?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:50 PM (NOIQH)

1081 Imagine To Catch a Thief as per "modern" Hollywood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:50 PM (FsuaD)

1082 Oh yeah, I'll second Moon. And for some reason that brings to mind The Arrival with Charlie Sheen, surprisingly good.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 15, 2016 09:50 PM (AfES1)

1083 ---
1065
The Man Who Knew Too Little



Wish it was on right now. Could use a few laughs!





Posted by: H Badger at February 15, 2016 09:47 PM

--------------


Definitely. Love it.

Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 09:50 PM (DtNNC)

1084 Hillary! barking?

She's now reduced to pandering for the Fursona votes. Or is that begging?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:50 PM (d5fLT)

1085 They've remade "Roots." I can only imagine.


Did it have boobehs? The first Roots had boobehs on network TV.

Because I am deep like the ocean.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 15, 2016 09:50 PM (1xUj/)

1086 Never saw Clue! How does it compare to Murder By Death?


Posted by: Count de Monet
****
MBD is better than Clue, but not THAT much better. Both worth owning.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 09:51 PM (hVdx9)

1087 5,000 comments at the Hot Air goodbye thread.

And I've noticed a commensurate increase of comments here.

I guess they're going to continue until midnight.

I suppose the switchover takes place then and everyone goes by by.

I would hope some will take one for the team and make the switch just to report back on how things go.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 09:51 PM (Xo1Rt)

1088 Movies that will never be remade.

Old Yeller, Song of the South, Stars and Stripes Forever

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:51 PM (iQwFx)

1089 This scene always gets me giggling.

Underwater Bar Fight from Top Secret!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfRi-a8hPh0

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:52 PM (OvUux)

1090 Did the do more lying in the remade Roots or less?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 09:52 PM (Xo1Rt)

1091 Donna - you're right it was William Hurt. And I own "I, Claudius" on Amazon. Infinitely re-watchable.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:52 PM (CbGSW)

1092 The last time I saw the Grammys John Lennon gave out some kind of award.

Posted by: watchem and read it at February 15, 2016 09:52 PM (3MNCs)

1093 There's a car dealer in Savannah who deserves to go to hell. He uses chirpy, scoldy, little girls pointing their fingers at me and ordering me to go to the dealer.

Little brats gotta brat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:52 PM (FsuaD)

1094 Life could be a dream sweetheart...

Top 5 movies of all time

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 09:53 PM (KIJKy)

1095
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Holy cow, I'd forgotten that one.
Even my dad loved it and he usually hated movies like that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 09:53 PM (hVdx9)

1096 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou = Jacques Cousteau with Glocks.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2016 09:43 PM (TJCSB)

Ann Marie, do the interns get glocks?
*topless script girl sunbathing*
No they all share one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc_4hCaz35I

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:53 PM (ubByS)

1097
Hot Air to move to Facebook comment system
by Ed Morrissey
5,266 Comments



People are exchanging emails and signing yearbooks.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 09:53 PM (kdS6q)

1098 "Clue" is much better than "Murder by Death". Funnier and less gimmicky.

Posted by: Sal at February 15, 2016 09:53 PM (MRX6w)

1099 Duel was primo! Spielberg's first feature film?
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:34 PM (OvUux)

It was actually a TV movie.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 09:35 PM (7qAYi)

ABC Movie of the Week, I think.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 09:53 PM (3eoPa)

1100 >>Did the do more lying in the remade Roots or less?

Don't know yet - hasn't be aired/released.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:53 PM (NOIQH)

1101 Is that for realz?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:50 PM (NOIQH)

Yes it is.

http://graphics.wsj.com/hillary-clinton-email-documents/

I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:53 PM (ubByS)

1102 I could sit here & talk Raising Arizona all night!

Po Tip-if you invite someone over to see the movie, don't let it be someone you like who doesn't know you very well. I think I shared the story that my husband who has been watching Alistair Sim in "Scrooge" (which, BTW, was recently voted best Christmas film ever by English audiences) for about 55 years and can recite every line from it. I've been listening to him do it for about 35 years. To be fair he doesn't recite EVERY Line. It's only because i love and like him so much that I sit with him and do this every single year. It's the kind of habit one has to mellow into from a loved one. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:54 PM (w4NZ8)

1103 1057 Can you believe in the old days people paid for porn?

Is that crazy?
Posted by: Yo! at February 15, 2016 09:46 PM (Bd8J1)

I feel so sorry for the poor suckers who had to clean 1970's movie theaters after a showing of "Deep Throat."

Yuck.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 09:54 PM (P8951)

1104 heh. Spitzer hooked up with a Rooskie nutter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2016 09:54 PM (mxCgt)

1105 1088
Movies that will never be remade.

Old Yeller, Song of the South, Stars and Stripes Forever


Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:51 PM (iQwFx)


I thought Song of the South was banned by Disney?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:54 PM (FsuaD)

1106 The Man Who Knew Too Little, I really liked it also.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2016 09:55 PM (TJCSB)

1107 Top Secret is a classic. The underwater scene is awesome. The book store scene is cool as sh!t, they filmed it in reverse. A great movie.

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 09:55 PM (KIJKy)

1108 >>>People are exchanging emails and signing yearbooks.....

Hey aren't you the guy who took my lunch money?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2016 09:55 PM (voOPb)

1109 Galaxy Quest : Quotes
Jason Nesmith: Never give up. Never surrender.


Best Star Trek film of all time

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 15, 2016 09:55 PM (e8kgV)

1110 Spitzer's dating Nicole Kidman?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 09:55 PM (d5fLT)

1111 1101
Is that for realz?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:50 PM (NOIQH)



Yes it is.



http://graphics.wsj.com/hillary-clinton-email-documents/



I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:53 PM (ubByS)


Drudge has it.

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 09:55 PM (8aOqE)

1112 Can I watch "Better Call Saul" without having seen "Breaking Bad"?
Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 08:50 PM (7qAYi)

***********************************

You can -- it is all pre-Breaking Bad (i.e, how Saul became "Saul') so there is no reference to Breaking Bad, but you really, really should see Breaking Bad -- talk about something I thought would suck -- I resisted watching Breaking Bad because I thought "meth dealers -- pfft. I want nothing to do with that" but I watched it during a marathon and I LOVED it. Seriously, best show ever -- even better than the Sopranos because the ending was perfect for the show.
In the long run, I'm glad I did wait to "binge watch" it because the anticipation of having to wait an entire year to find out what happened next would have killed me.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 15, 2016 09:56 PM (aNrvT)

1113 Imagine Green Acres now. LOLOLOL!

-
Hank Kimball from the Department of Agriculture would be the hero, trying to straighten all the hicks out.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 09:56 PM (Nwg0u)

1114 Apparently all remakes require that the Male lead is now Female with the usual feminine super powers.

And the addition of at least 3 African Americans.

Plus all men are total dunderheads (unless they're the evil corporate head then they're all evilly and shit)

They lost me on remakes when they made Starbuck a women in Battlestar Galactica.

Just. NO.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 09:56 PM (Xo1Rt)

1115 >>It's the kind of habit one has to mellow into from a loved one. :^)

Yep, my hubby is the same way w/Raising Arizona. Knows every line.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:56 PM (NOIQH)

1116
I thought Song of the South was banned by Disney?

I would be shocked if that weren't the case.

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:56 PM (iQwFx)

1117 i've shed tears when they're all in the mini sub and they finally find the shark (or whatever)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 09:48 PM (0KgAM)

It's sigur ros, what are you gonna do?

Fantastic, fantastic flick. Also, Ned lives, he's smoking his pipe on top of the Belafonte at the end of the credits. With that badass Bowie song playing. They were just making a movie.

"This is my little nephew, Werner."

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:56 PM (ubByS)

1118 983 Imagine a remake of Lawrence of Arabia now.

{{shudder}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:33 PM (FsuaD)

He'll spend half the movie in a Turkish prison and be loving every minute of it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 09:56 PM (kpqmD)

1119 CaliGirl, hi!

My trip?? Are you referring to me? :-)

I have a trip to Laughlin coming up Easter week (last week of March). And I snuck away to Pechanga a few days ago, had a good time. But no big trips of late for me. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (ntObR)

1120 Best movie ever: The Day the Earth Stood Still

Also, FYI, I just fell in love with the cute counter girl at the Greek carry out place.

Posted by: Weasel at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (teoYB)

1121 Fenelon,
I haven't watched that in a while. I'm going to watch it when it rains. Hopefully it will rain soon. I'm praying for another miracle March.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (egOGm)

1122 Check the bitly link in my comment at 1070 for awful sexual tension between Hillary and Huma.

An email is worth 1000 words.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (ubByS)

1123 The very top movie on my desert island list is Seven Samurai.

No. 2 Son and I tried to watch Magnificent Seven, he in particular is a Steve McQueen fan. We couldn't get through it.

I've mentioned that around here and it seems that Mag Sev has fans. I don't get it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (1xUj/)

1124 >>Drudge has it.

Geez, Can only imagine what Hillary deleted...

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (NOIQH)

1125 Hunt For Red October Quote


Jeffrey Pelt: Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (e8kgV)

1126
So, HA is having a "good bye" thread - as in, they acknowledge masses of regulars will go away due to the FB debacle? Celebrating their blunder?

Earlier, someone said that Poppin' Fresh was banning people from the place *in* the good-bye thread.

Probably have some of this wrong, but wow there's some good dark and unintentional humor in all that, if true.

Related dumb question: WTH do some businesses make you go to FB to deal with them, or at least do some normal things like check their calendar or announcements? WTF? They pay for a website, which serves merely to vector you to FB. Huh? There are some craft breweries that do this, and they go to the bottom of my (very long) list for checking out.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 09:58 PM (QDnY+)

1127 Do we get a "Saul" open thread for the new season?
I would send ace a bottle of conditioner for his back if we did...

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 09:58 PM (OUpHg)

1128 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 09:56 PM (Xo1Rt)

I actually did not have the problem with the female Starbuck. I had a problem when they made ALL of the characters depressive nihilists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 09:58 PM (iHjB5)

1129 night, ya'll

Posted by: Mortimer at February 15, 2016 09:58 PM (iQwFx)

1130 Better Call Saul S2 premiere starting.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 09:58 PM (vsbNu)

1131 Drudge has it.
Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 09:55 PM (8aOqE)

Good call, shouldn't have linked the SJWSJ. Even worse? I got THAT link off reddit.

reddit is the heroin of the internet. Only heroin users are cooler than redditors.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 09:58 PM (ubByS)

1132 A surprisingly great movie:

SLC Punk

Just good fun.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 15, 2016 09:59 PM (zc3Db)

1133 When I was a kid we had to dig through dumpsters to find our porn. Some man's wife would dump his porn stash and it we were astonished that anyone would ever do that.
Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:49 PM (CbGSW)

One of my good friends from high school grew up with a porno theatre in his back yard. It explains a lot about him.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 09:59 PM (7qAYi)

1134 Steve,
I wasn't sure if it was Vegas or Laughlin. i knew it was a poker tourney.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 09:59 PM (egOGm)

1135
Well, I was sober for 24 hours. Time to falloff the wagon.

Posted by: Some Dude at February 15, 2016 09:59 PM (+zqYj)

1136 Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 09:52 PM (CbGSW)

Read the book, it's even better.

Lots of snark from Claudius as this was supposed to be his journal.

Lots' of insider stuff about Augustus and Livia that didn't really show in the series.

Excellent read.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 09:59 PM (Xo1Rt)

1137 Now, mind you I really like "A Christmas Carol" but having the lines said to me in advance of the actors saying them does get a little wearisome sometimes depending on how I'm feeling at the moment.

I have never seen "Raising Arizona" Maybe he could start doing ti with another film. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:59 PM (w4NZ8)

1138 Steve, hot at your place too?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 10:00 PM (egOGm)

1139 I stand by what I said that CLUE is one of the top five (maybe top 3) ever made. And I ain't just whistling moo moo past the graveyard. It's like the Citizen Kane of my generation.

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 10:00 PM (KIJKy)

1140 Galaxy Quest
Best Star Trek film of all time
Posted by: James T Kirk at February 15, 2016 09:55 PM (e8kgV)

Yeah that's an all timer.

"Fire red particle cannons, fire blue particle cannons, look I gotta go"

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:00 PM (ubByS)

1141 Jeffrey Pelt: Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.
Posted by: James T Kirk at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (e8kgV)

Richard Jordan was such an underused actor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:00 PM (iHjB5)

1142 "Swingers" was a total surprise. Saw w/my hubby on one of our first dates. It's the perfect chick flick for guys.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 10:00 PM (NOIQH)

1143 Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 15, 2016 09:56 PM (aNrvT)

Agree completely.

And the ending?

Possibly the best ending in the history of endings.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2016 10:00 PM (Zu3d9)

1144 prophet I'm with you.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:00 PM (ubByS)

1145 Well, husband is heading to bed, and so am I. 'Night, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 10:00 PM (FsuaD)

1146 Hillary! barking?

-
I see her more as the oinking type.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 15, 2016 10:00 PM (Nwg0u)

1147 Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 09:58 PM (QDnY+)

Are you middle age & unhip like me?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (voOPb)

1148 I stand by what I said that CLUE is one of the top five (maybe top 3) ever made. And I ain't just whistling moo moo past the graveyard. It's like the Citizen Kane of my generation.


Posted by: prophet
****

Have you ever seen Murder by Death?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (hVdx9)

1149 The
Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada

Tommy Lee Jones
Dwight Yoakam

Posted by: Ralph at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (3UF8d)

1150 Pelt exasperated, "Andrei, you mean to tell me you lost another sub?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (d5fLT)

1151 Cali, oh, the no-limit hold'em poker tourney. :-P
:-)

It was local, at Hawaiian Gardens Casino. Was there and home the same day.

Long story short: the entry was about $30, they paid the top 20 finishers a minimum of $120. About 130 people participated.

So what happens to me? I came in 21st, or as it's called in the poker world, "bubble boy." Oy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (ntObR)

1152 It's like the Citizen Kane of my generation.

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 10:00 PM (KIJKy)


Citizen Kane blew chunks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (zc3Db)

1153 I can see a Magnificent Seven remake today. Mercenaries are hired by a Kurdish village to defend them against ISIS.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (7qAYi)

1154 If they try to remake The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! I will burn their studios down.

Posted by: Milton Waddams at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (JO9+V)

1155

"depressive nihilists"

Hey now, I think that may be my new nic, or at least sock...

Posted by: Some Dude at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (+zqYj)

1156 Fidler on the roof.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at February 15, 2016 10:02 PM (xZc4z)

1157 I feel I owe it to Chris Kyle and his widow and kids.
It's painful, but this is what we put our troops through.
Our son came home from Helmand Province by a fucking miracle. He'll tell you that.
I cry (in private) when I think what these brave young men, hands tied behind their backs, are dealing with.
Our son said the ROE were killing them. And nearly fucking killed him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 08:15 PM

We too went to see American Sniper out of a sense of obligation to a heros family. Same for 13 Hours, to honor those brave men.

Other movies we wait for the DVD or till they are free on TV.

Remember to vote w/ your $$$.

Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2016 10:02 PM (o/90i)

1158 CaliGirl, part 2:

I admit I was angry about how I went out of the tourney. I went all-in with Queens and was challenged by Q-J offsuit.

What happens? My opponent turned a straight on me. Grrr. I admit I was irritated and angry, though thankfully I didn't throw a tantrum and get myself banned from the casino.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:02 PM (ntObR)

1159 1154 I'll help.

Posted by: Weasel at February 15, 2016 10:03 PM (teoYB)

1160 Think there'll ever be a Saul or Breaking Bad movie?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:03 PM (ntObR)

1161
re: Stalag HotAir:

Jazz Shaw dropped by in the goodbye thread to talk to folks and share the pain, unlike that stronzo Morrissey:

I was always here. Just tried not to dominate the conversation since I have the whole front page to scribble on. But tonight seemed like a time to pull up a chair for a bit. Sadly, Ill need to retire soon, but I appreciate everyone sharing their thoughts, both positive and critical. But the web is wide as the name implies. You never know where Ill turn up commenting on the work of others. Thanks, guys.

Jazz Shaw on February 15, 2016 at 9:42 PM


Way to be a stand up guy, Jazz. Respect.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:03 PM (kdS6q)

1162 1132 A surprisingly great movie:

SLC Punk

Just good fun.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 15, 2016 09:59 PM (zc3Db)

How about Romper Stomper?

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 10:03 PM (OvUux)

1163 Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 09:58 PM (QDnY+)

don't know if it was Ed or not but I read that Constantine got banned midway for saying something.

Jazz Shaw is currently moderating and I think for most of the day.

Ed's been on Twitter sneering at the angry commenters in his usual smug way.

Allah hasn't shown his(her) face but Michelle Malkin apparently heard about the thread and took time to stop in but it was more of an 'Oh well that's life' kind of comment.

Meanwhile not a word on Hot Air by either Ed or Allah or the thieves at Salem about the reaction.

It's their blog and they'll destroy it if they want to is their attitude I guess.

Idiots.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 10:03 PM (Xo1Rt)

1164 Best life aquatic quote:

Alistair Hennessey: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Bill Ubell: Well... uh... we fuckin' stole it, man.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:03 PM (ubByS)

1165 Clue is a fun movie. They don't make many of those anymore.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:03 PM (3DIzJ)

1166 Lizzy,
You are so money.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 10:04 PM (egOGm)

1167 Hollywood considers the Russians the good guys.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 10:04 PM (oVJmc)

1168 Dune : Quotes
Stilgar: Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which God has never seen!

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 15, 2016 10:04 PM (e8kgV)

1169 Haven't been to Vegas since 2012. Think it's time to go back, most likely sometime in 2017.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:04 PM (ntObR)

1170 Has the Hot Gassy exodus continued to here unabated? I hope we at least good some quality new refugees.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 10:04 PM (2x3L+)

1171 1153 I can see a Magnificent Seven remake today. Mercenaries are hired by a Kurdish village to defend them against ISIS.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (7qAYi)

Yo we need to dress you up in a cardboard box with AWESOME-O written on it and get you in front of some Hollywood execs with that idea

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:04 PM (ubByS)

1172 Drudge has it.

Geez, Can only imagine what Hillary deleted...


Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (NOIQH)

I don't see it on Drudge anywhere, nor did I see it on the other links either (couldn't get one to work).

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 10:04 PM (3eoPa)

1173 So thinking back, try to forget the sequels, when it first came out...Was it great, good, meh, bad, seen-better-film-on-teeth, what?

Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 10:05 PM (3myMJ)

1174 How about Romper Stomper?

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 10:03 PM (OvUux)


Never saw it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 15, 2016 10:05 PM (zc3Db)

1175 Solid Snake The Movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:05 PM (d5fLT)

1176 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 10:03 PM (Xo1Rt)

So HA Mgmt hanging with GOPe Mgmt?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2016 10:05 PM (voOPb)

1177 Are you middle age unhip like me?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (voOPb)

We all are....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2016 10:05 PM (Zu3d9)

1178 >>>It's sigur ros, what are you gonna do?

Fantastic, fantastic flick. Also, Ned lives, he's smoking his pipe on top of the Belafonte at the end of the credits. With that badass Bowie song playing. They were just making a movie.

"This is my little nephew, Werner."

the ending with everybody walking really fast and anjelica huston comes skipping in. loved the whole soundtrack.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 10:06 PM (0KgAM)

1179 Raiders is another flick that got wildly mixed reviews when it first came out, and today everyone calls it a classic.

Same with The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Wonder if Tarantino ever completely loses his mind and tries to remake it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:06 PM (ntObR)

1180 Ohhh ... the only thing about the 2004 Alamo is that I didn't think that they got Sam Houston quite right - I believe -- from what I have read about him, and which I put into my own books in which he figured as a character (Daughter of Texas and Deep in the Heart. and very briefly in Adelsverein: The Sowing for those interested in following this up) --that he was a much more charming and charismatic man than as presented. Not a sort of sullen, drunken introvert. I believe that he had much more of that irrepressibly optimistic "follow me - and we may go into hell, but I will bring you out again unscathed" kind of assurance about him. Eh - just my .02.

But otherwise, that Alamo movie was much more historically true to history: Jim Bowie was one of those dark and dangerous fellows, and William Travis was a bit of a PITA. They should have all gone and abandoned the place, it was indefensible with the men that they had -- but they didn't. And when they died in place, and when the garrison of the Goliad were murdered after surrendering under what they thought were fair terms - well, then, the Texians realized it was a matter of fight on your feet or die on your knees.
I so wish that the miniseries Texas Rising hadn't been so much of a mis-managed, horrible flop. A good many of us historical enthusiasts hoped that it would be a good retelling, something that would do justice to the drama of what really had happened. Instead - major flopperoo, starting with ... the crypt under the Alamo?

The next episode of my own Chronicles of Luna City starts with Luna City being used as a set for a ghastly and awful movie - represented to the good citizens of Luna City as being a straight drama bout the Texas war for independence, but is actually a schlocky and exploitative (and flamingly historically inaccurate) flick with Santa Anna's army being zombies and werewolves.

Yes, I have had fun, with this turn of plot. And also imagining the outrage of the local citizens when they figure out how they have been had. And take revenge.

As for movies that I fully expected to be horrible, and an insult to my intelligence? And which I watched anyway and was surprised and delighted to enjoy? George of the Jungle. The Daughter Unit - then about eleven years old, wanted to see it in the theater. I went along, as a matter of grim duty - and laughed all the way through.

Posted by: CeliaHayes at February 15, 2016 10:06 PM (95iDF)

1181 Has the Hot Gassy exodus continued to here unabated? I hope we at least good some quality new refugees.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 10:04 PM (2x3L+)

The canny ones will take, the skeevs squishes and trump fans will be fed to the hamsters, barreled, or slain by an errant typo from fen

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:06 PM (ubByS)

1182 >You are so money.

Heh.
If you liked it, this is great: http://grantland.com/features/an-oral-history-swingers/

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 10:06 PM (NOIQH)

1183 OT: The grammy's are supposed to have some sort of "ground breaking computer technology" that's going to be highlighted during the Lady Gaga David Bowie tribute.

Like a hologram... but better.

/there are work related reasons I am watching the Grammy's, I would not be doing it voluntarily. Trust me.

Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 15, 2016 10:07 PM (7FH+T)

1184 1123----I've mentioned that around HERE and it seems that Mag Sev has fans. I don't get it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (1xUj/)
----------
1) Yul Brynner
2) the music theme
3) Steve McQueen
4) Yul Brynner
5) pro-gun/self-defense theme
6) Cheesy fun
7) Yul Brynner

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2016 10:07 PM (T/5A0)

1185 1172
Drudge has it.


Geez, Can only imagine what Hillary deleted...


Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (NOIQH)


I don't see it on Drudge anywhere, nor did I see it on the other links either (couldn't get one to work).Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 10:04 PM (3eoPa)

I meant Hillary! barking like a dog.

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 10:07 PM (8aOqE)

1186 the ending with everybody walking really fast and anjelica huston comes skipping in. loved the whole soundtrack.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 10:06 PM (0KgAM)

Seu Jorge doing acoustic Portugese Bowie covers! Unreal.
https://vimeo.com/100345071

Are you new around here?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:07 PM (ubByS)

1187 Before I go to bed, why the hell can't W and the rest of the Bush clan understand why we are sick to hell of all of them? Same with the Clintons, Kennedys, etc. And for G-d's sake, no more Obamas. Ever.

Go away Jeb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 10:07 PM (FsuaD)

1188 Steve,
That sucks you didn't place, but I hope you had fun. I don't gamble. My husband does. We will play blackjack together. He may as well play two hands. I don't have that take a risk gene.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (egOGm)

1189 When The Good, The Bad and The Ugly first came out, a lot of critics panned it, calling it ugly, pointless and way too violent.

Oh boy. If they could have only seen what was coming.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (ntObR)

1190 It's their blog and they'll destroy it if they want to is their attitude I guess.

And where else did we see that sort of attitude presage the collapse of another popular conservative blog hangout?

Hint: it had a color in it's name.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (Xo1Rt)

1191 165 The Wrath Of Kane?

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: RGallegos at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (49Jfq)

1192 If I wanted to watch an AI generated pop-idol, I want Sharon Apple.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (d5fLT)

1193
Has the Hot Gassy exodus continued to here unabated? I hope we at least good some quality new refugees.
Posted by: L, Elle



Saw one nick here today I know is the sux. Can't remember though if he's GOPe or Libertarian word spew.

Saw "Petunia" over there doing dances on poster's eGraves and being a general dick, so that thing will probably be coming back here too.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (kdS6q)

1194 Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 10:05 PM (3myMJ)

First and third were good. Basically if he's not fighting Nazis, it's not gonna be a good Indiana Jones movie.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (NA5LM)

1195 Link provided upthread: http://graphics.wsj.com/hillary-clinton-email-documents/

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (NOIQH)

1196 Cali, thanks and I can understand. You have the gamblin' gene or you don't. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (ntObR)

1197 Good? How many shots of feet were in it?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 15, 2016 10:09 PM (jFocU)

1198 Steve,
My husband is going on his golf/gambling boys trip soon. He likes Vegas. I can't sit at a table that long. I go in the bar and make friends.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 10:10 PM (egOGm)

1199 1160 Think there'll ever be a Saul or Breaking Bad movie?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:03 PM (ntObR)


--I hope not. Works best as a series. At most a movie would just be a very long episode.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 10:10 PM (vsbNu)

1200 Quent, I'd-a-thunk Eli Wallach's bare butt was good enough for ya. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:10 PM (ntObR)

1201 who the f#ck would use Facebook to comment anywhere?

that sounds dangerous

Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 10:10 PM (Rtn6b)

1202 Cali, can understand.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:10 PM (ntObR)

1203 Three Roads to the Alamo: The Lives and Fortunes of David Crockett, James Bowie, and William Barret Travis [William C. Davis] on Amazon

I read this years ago. It was excellent.

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2016 10:11 PM (bHKeY)

1204
1123----I've mentioned that around HERE and it seems that Mag Sev has fans. I don't get it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 15, 2016 09:57 PM (1xUj/)

----------

1) Yul Brynner

2) the music theme

3) Steve McQueen

4) Yul Brynner

5) pro-gun/self-defense theme

6) Cheesy fun

7) Yul Brynner

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2016 10:07 PM (T/5A0)


And James Coburn. Gun v knife contest.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 10:11 PM (JO9+V)

1205 I hadn't logged into Hot Gas for years, but it turns out my account still works, so I might as well post a banworthy comment, since I won't be able to comment in the future anyways.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 15, 2016 10:11 PM (FohCt)

1206
1181 Has the Hot Gassy exodus continued to here unabated? I hope we at least good some quality new refugees.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 10:04 PM (2x3L+)

The canny ones will take, the skeevs squishes and trump fans will be fed to the hamsters, barreled, or slain by an errant typo from fen
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:06 PM (ubByS)



I would say we'll get stuck with all the Rubio fellating petunias. But they probably love the idea of going to Facebook commenting.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 15, 2016 10:11 PM (KrNgl)

1207 >>> Saw "Petunia" over there doing dances on poster's eGraves and being a general dick, so that thing will probably be coming back here too.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:08
-----
Oh man, that's where we inherited Petunia from? That figures. The ones early in day were just asking for freebies and cake. I wasn't impressed, and the quality of their commentary left much to be desired.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 10:12 PM (2x3L+)

1208 Saw "Petunia" over there doing dances on poster's eGraves and being a general dick, so that thing will probably be coming back here too.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (kdS6q)

Oh god help us

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:12 PM (ubByS)

1209
MisHum, middle aged here if I live as long as some Svans (mountain folks in northwest Georgia, the other Georgia). Hip? Nah. But I loathe "social media" and many related things, outside a narrow role of sorts. I really resent being herded into the maw of some advertizing machine, run by a clueless kid fascist.

People constantly say "but I keep up with my far-flung former high school softball team mates" using FB. Huh? There have been group websites and group-oriented functions on other portal websites, and email, for almost 15 years. Why would you need FB? I kept in touch with people literally all over the world, easily,when Zuckerberg was in junior high. Whatever, I don't care about it, just don't want to be compelled to use it (or anything else I prefer to pass on).

BTW, nice Irish Setter. I am amazed - I haven't seen one in 20 years. We had one when I was a kid, and they had quite a national popularity (remember King Timahoe?). Now - poof, none.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 10:12 PM (QDnY+)

1210 What we don't need - Rule #34 Dondi fan-fiction getting posted in the comments.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:12 PM (d5fLT)

1211 There was a flick titled "Petunia" that came out in 1968, directed by Richard "A Hard Day's Night" Lester. Kind of forgotten today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:13 PM (ntObR)

1212 I'm going home and sleep with my wife (by the guy who was supossed to be gay. One of the best lines in cinema history. And I'm not even married anymore. CLUE had so many classic lines. The whole dog poop on your shoe thing at the start.

Without taking in to account Clint Eastwood movies, CLUE is one of the greatest movies ever made. Better than Star Wars and Indiana Jones.

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 10:13 PM (KIJKy)

1213 I rarely visited Hot Air, but I remember Captains' Quarters, Ed Morrissey's original blog, as being a decent read. And Allah Is In the House was one of the funniest satirical blogs on the Internet in the early- mid 00's. I'd put early Allahpundit up there with Iowahawk.

And neither of them seemed to be that good after they joined Hot Air, even before Salem took it over. They became blander writers, IMO.

Still, I thought that Morrissey was basically a decent guy, even if too moderate for the tastes of many. It sounds like he's channeling Bike Seat Boy today.

Why banish people when chances are they're not going to be around tomorrow anyway?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 15, 2016 10:13 PM (P8951)

1214 "Also, FYI, I just fell in love with the cute counter girl at the Greek carry out place."


And I'm sure she was smitten with you too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:13 PM (s1UpH)

1215 2012, Petunia ranted and raved about how handsome Willard was, and then she launched into the most vile attacks on everyone not 100% supporting the GOPe. Freakshow

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 10:13 PM (OvUux)

1216 Oops, Petulia. Not Petunia.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:13 PM (ntObR)

1217 Think there'll ever be a Saul or Breaking Bad movie?
Posted by: qdpsteve
--I hope not. Works best as a series. At most a movie would just be a very long episode.
Posted by: logprof

I wish so much that LOTR hadn't been made until a few years later. Imagine that same cast and crew doing three twelve episode seasons.

Ugghhhhh.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:14 PM (ubByS)

1218 OT: Fifth day off school saga continues. Grandson and I tore an ol pc apart today. I am trying to teach basic electronics to him but he digresses into what the different metals are. I saved the lead heat sink, but is the copper worth trying to melt?
Posted by: FCF at February 15, 2016 10:09 PM (kejii)

Posted by: FCF at February 15, 2016 10:14 PM (kejii)

1219 I can see a Magnificent Seven remake today. Mercenaries are hired by a Kurdish village to defend them against ISIS.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (7qAYi)


Ex-pats bored out of their minds in Belize being recruited to protect a village in Peruvia from narcotraffickers who have bought blindness from the government.

"Galils? I thought we'd get Mini-14s so we could really look like the A-Team. Can we get a van too? Shjt, you are cheap."

Though I like yours too.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 10:14 PM (q2o38)

1220 I have never seen CLUE either. That sounds like a fun movie to see..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 10:14 PM (w4NZ8)

1221 The ones early in day were just asking for freebies and cake. I wasn't impressed, and the quality of their commentary left much to be desired.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 10:12 PM (2x3L+)

lol remind me never to trifle with LL I don't wanna get tossed off as an undesirable.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:15 PM (ubByS)

1222 Before I go to bed, why the hell can't W and the
rest of the Bush clan understand why we are sick to hell of all of them?
Same with the Clintons, Kennedys, etc. And for G-d's sake, no more
Obamas. Ever.

Go away Jeb.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 10:07 PM (FsuaD)

They think they think they are indispensable and we are obviously too stupid to rule ourselves without them.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:15 PM (NPofj)

1223 There was a flick titled "Petunia" that came out in 1968, directed by Richard "A Hard Day's Night" Lester. Kind of forgotten today.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:13 PM


I think I've seen that. Does she have a cat & keep a journal?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 10:15 PM (KCxzN)

1224 I don't have that take a risk gene.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (egOGm)

Possibly, but you absolutely have the "I know some really interesting shit that CBD is going to nag me about until I relent and write about it" gene.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2016 10:15 PM (Zu3d9)

1225 1137

I have never seen "Raising Arizona"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 09:59 PM (w4NZ


I highly recommend it. It's hilarious from start to finish. A poor couple who can't have children kidnap a quintuplet from a millionaire.

It's been a long time since I've seen it, but I don't think there's much you would find offensive.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

1226 I was surprised I liked Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Boy Franpsycho wanted the zombies. Girl Franpsycho loves the 18th century English prigs. Everyone was happy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2016 10:16 PM (EZebt)

1227 >>>Seu Jorge video?

check it
and nope i was born here

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 10:16 PM (0KgAM)

1228 Lizzy, a grantland fan! I used to love that website. not all of it by a long shot, and oh my god Charles Pierce what a sad old Boston commie you are, but Barnwell and Simmons are my jam.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:16 PM (ubByS)

1229 " 2012, Petunia ranted and raved about how handsome Willard was, and then she launched into the most vile attacks on everyone not 100% supporting the GOPe. Freakshow

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 10:13 PM (OvUux) "

Oh yeah, she was a piece of work, but I always secretly suspected she was the troll account of a regular. Just such blatant, over the top hypocrisy seemed too tone deaf to come from a real person. It seems like I was wrong though.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 10:16 PM (4/i9Y)

1230 "I've mentioned that around HERE and it seems that Mag Sev has fans. I don't get it. "



Dude.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:17 PM (s1UpH)

1231 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (kdS6q)

I think petunia over at HA is Begonia here. Similar attitude and style (or lack of style)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 10:17 PM (Xo1Rt)

1232 Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 10:12 PM (QDnY+)

I hate FaceBook.
Your sentiments mirror mine
Thanks for the compliment on the pooch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2016 10:17 PM (voOPb)

1233 I hadn't logged into Hot Gas for years"

Hmmm. Gave me an idea... BBL.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 15, 2016 10:17 PM (C9pBZ)

1234 Are you middle age unhip like me?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2016 10:01 PM (voOPb)

We all are....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2016 10:05 PM

I'm surpised how many here are + or - five yrs of sixty.

But I love to hear younger posters here in their late 20s or their 30s. Gives me hope for the future.

Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2016 10:17 PM (o/90i)

1235 1205 I hadn't logged into Hot Gas for years, but it turns out my account still works, so I might as well post a banworthy comment, since I won't be able to comment in the future anyways.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 15, 2016 10:11 PM (FohCt)


Tree of liberty quote. Works every time.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 10:17 PM (kpqmD)

1236 The ones early in day were just asking for freebies
and cake. I wasn't impressed, and the quality of their commentary left
much to be desired.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 10:12 PM (2x3L+)



lol remind me never to trifle with LL I don't wanna get tossed off as an undesirable.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:15 PM (ubByS)

If you look at the comments over there, them coming here does not bode well for our civil dialogue/vicious name calling ratio.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:17 PM (NPofj)

1237 Alton, not sure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2016 10:18 PM (ntObR)

1238 Eleanor Zissou: Your cat's dead.
Steve Zissou: What? Which one?
Eleanor Zissou: Marmalade. I'm sorry.
[lighting cigarette]
Steve Zissou: What happened?
Eleanor Zissou: A rattlesnake bit it in the throat.
Steve Zissou: [pause] Goddammit, Elanor, why do have to say it like that? You couldn't try to break it a little bit nicer?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:18 PM (ubByS)

1239 who the f#ck would use Facebook to comment anywhere?
that sounds dangerous
Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 10:10 PM (Rtn6b)

Commenting via Facebook is perfectly safe. All is well. Carry on.

Posted by: NSA at February 15, 2016 10:18 PM (FohCt)

1240 If you look at the comments over there, them coming here does not bode well for our civil dialogue/vicious name calling ratio.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:17 PM (NPofj)

Can it ya bilge rat!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:18 PM (ubByS)

1241
I think petunia over at HA is Begonia here. Similar attitude and style (or lack of style)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Yeah. That's what I meant. Same perp, different nicks.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:18 PM (kdS6q)

1242 If we are going to talk about hostile vegetation, there are always the Triffids.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:18 PM (d5fLT)

1243 Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto" could in some respects be called just another "chase" flick. BUT!!! His depiction of 16th century Mayan civilization's savagery is absolutely worth the movie. Just brilliant.

Aside from a few professional actors (in supporting roles) he used local Indians descended from the Mayans as main characters, royalty, and extras, and filmed the pic entirely in Mexico's Yucatan. All the dialog is in the Yucatec Mayan language, with English subtitles.

The main "chase" scene through lush jungle is *really* really good, as is the depiction of the merciless Mayan warriors forcing Indians to run for their lives as they hurled spears at them.

Gibson was under a cloud because of his anti-Semitic rants, and when the movie came out the lock-step PC critics savaged IT because of HIM, giving the flick a very crappy "Rotten Tomatoes" ranking.

But audiences felt otherwise, and for good reason.

See this movie!

Posted by: Noam Sayen at February 15, 2016 10:19 PM (bIhmV)

1244 1220 I have never seen CLUE either. That sounds like a fun movie to see..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 10:14 PM (w4NZ

Very good movie. Tame humor by today's standards, but then they were going for this thing called "funny" over shocking or discomfort humor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:19 PM (iHjB5)

1245
1231 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (kdS6q)

I think petunia over at HA is Begonia here. Similar attitude and style (or lack of style)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 10:17 PM (Xo1Rt)


No. If anything Begonia is a sock meant to parody petunia. They just missed the mark and thought they'd be all in for Jeb when they are all in for Rubio.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 15, 2016 10:20 PM (KrNgl)

1246 and nope i was born here
Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 10:16 PM (0KgAM)

Atta girl. Do you frequent just the late threads? I don't miss much during work hours.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:20 PM (ubByS)

1247 Don't let CBD fool ya, he's hip

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2016 10:20 PM (voOPb)

1248 GhostK, I'm really not that bad. People here were generally nice to me when I showed up except the ones that routinely told me fuck myself. The commenters there are generally humorless and a bunch of stupid scolds. I am not pleased with this refugee invasion. If it helps Ace somehow though, I can tolerate it

Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 10:20 PM (2x3L+)

1249 They think they think they are indispensable and we are obviously too stupid to rule ourselves without them.


Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:15 PM (NPofj)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Noblesse Oblige. Texas elected one of Jeb's "little brown ones" (as GHWB called them) in 2014 to be General Land Commish. They're like Kennedy's but they wore out their welcome sooner.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 10:20 PM (CbGSW)

1250 1242 If we are going to talk about hostile vegetation
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:18 PM (d5fLT)


Whoa, that reminds me... did I hear something about an Evil Dead remake or was that some kind of bizarre fever dream?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 10:20 PM (NA5LM)

1251
I hadn't logged into Hot Gas for years, but it turns out my account still works, so I might as well post a banworthy comment, since I won't be able to comment in the future anyways.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan



Ditto. Had a virgin fresh account that I used today for the first time.

Instantly banned now, I assume.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:21 PM (kdS6q)

1252
CaliGirl, um, this weather thing is getting a bit weird. Talk about El Nino being over-sold.

Today, in chemjeff's destination, another perfect late fall day - 90, ridiculously perfect clear blue sky, amazing sunset (black clean horizon, no marine layer). I'm "losing" my lettuce because it's maturing and about to bolt. The lemon tree still has half its current crop and the buds are starting to explode like crazy all over it. Lots of ornamental trees blossoming months early. Even spiders have hatched early, based on the all the webs that typically don't start til mid-summer.

To be optimistic, there's still nearly 3 months of "rainy" season for SoCal, by historical patterns, and even more time for big snowfalls in the Sierras (the more important part).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 10:21 PM (QDnY+)

1253 Best part of Clue?


"I am . . . your singing telegram--"

*BANG!*

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 10:21 PM (vsbNu)

1254 Can it ya bilge rat!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:18 PM (ubByS)


I will not, you syphilitic, donkey nosed thespian!

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:21 PM (NPofj)

1255 Steve Zissou: I hope you're not gonna bust our chops on this on, Bill.
Bill Ubell: Why would I do that?
Steve Zissou: Because you're a bond company stooge.
Bill Ubell: [scoffs] I'm also a human being.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:21 PM (ubByS)

1256 "I am . . . your singing telegram--"
*BANG!*
Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 10:21 PM (vsbNu)

Hey! Hey that's my comment! 1006!

MOOOOOOOOOM

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:22 PM (ubByS)

1257 A. Argument Clinic
B. Abuse Clinic
C. Insult Clinic

???

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:22 PM (d5fLT)

1258 I remember reading Doc Zero posts at I think Hot Air. They were long, but I enjoyed them. Kind of how I enjoy bill whittle.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 10:22 PM (egOGm)

1259 What about a remake of Lucas' first?

THX 1138

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 10:22 PM (3myMJ)

1260 I'd like to see a Middle Earth series, maybe set in the Second Age

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 10:23 PM (7qAYi)

1261 1250 1242 If we are going to talk about hostile vegetation
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:18 PM (d5fLT)

Whoa, that reminds me... did I hear something about an Evil Dead remake or was that some kind of bizarre fever dream?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 10:20 PM (NA5LM)

There is Ash vs. the Evil Dead. An FX series, with Bruce Cambell in the role.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:23 PM (iHjB5)

1262 Elle, yeah, we'll take them. They will be winnowed out over the course of the next week.

By the lack of morning content.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:23 PM (ubByS)

1263 Good night all.

Work those Plan Bs. We may need them.

And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

1264 Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:17 PM (NPofj)

Don't go by the Good bye thread. They're pissed and rightfully so.

From my past perusal, most of them are fairly decent and not as inflated as you might think.

I believe that most of the ones we wouldn't like are the ones that are saying they'll keep posting with FB and everyone who's upset are doodyheads and stupid.

And there's more of those than I originally thought.

I guess the opportunity for some vicious flames (and perhaps last chances) was too good to pass up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 10:23 PM (Xo1Rt)

1265 1257 A. Argument Clinic
B. Abuse Clinic
C. Insult Clinic

???
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:22 PM (d5fLT)

Complaint department.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (kpqmD)

1266 "I am . . . your singing telegram--"


*BANG!*

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (iHjB5)

1267 That was cold, rb. How'd you know I'm a failed thespian. And about those bumps. I think they're benign though.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (ubByS)

1268 Don't let CBD fool ya, he's hip
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


I wouldn't be surprised to find out CBD is AllahP.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (WLpmE)

1269 I'd rather be put in a jigsaw trap than have to listen to Petunia lecture us on how Snarko Arseio is bringing sexy back.

Posted by: Geoffrey at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (LoRcb)

1270 "The ones early in day were just asking for freebies
and cake. I wasn't impressed, and the quality of their commentary left
much to be desired. "


Yes, there was cake-begging and then the first real em-barreling of the refugees happened this afternoon. It was a goodern too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (IzP/K)

1271 Plus a sneering Mexican Dracula as Santa Anna.


Same guy that plays Machete?

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (IeXP9)

1272
Just waiting for some asshole to remake Casablanca.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2016 09:18 PM (FsuaD)





Hell, there was a TV SERIES remake back in the early 80s with David Soul as Rick. Didn't last long, obviously

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (o98Jz)

1273 Well there is supposed to be a Ringworld mini-series. Sometime.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3341646/

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (d5fLT)

1274 I've made this joke before, but I found ace through the hotair links because he was the first guy listed.

Ace is the AAA Auger of the blogging world.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (3DIzJ)

1275 Best part of Magnificent Seven is the scene where Bronson explains what courage is and how the boys' fathers are the biggest heroes. How gunmen ultimately are cowards.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 10:25 PM (39g3+)

1276 And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2016 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

No shit.

Goodnight you old barnacle. i look forward to smiling and striking fear into the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere with you tomorrow

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:25 PM (ubByS)

1277 Would a bunch of refugees from "Hot Air" help Ace? Why wiould that help him unless they hit the tip jar? Sorry if that's a stupid question.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 10:25 PM (w4NZ8)

1278
[Comment deleted, user banned -- Ed]

Galtian on February 15, 2016 at 10:03 PM



Such a prick, is Ed.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:25 PM (kdS6q)

1279 "I am . . . your singing telegram--"


*BANG!*

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at February 15, 2016 10:25 PM (kpqmD)

1280 I left HA early today. You could tell it wasn't going to end well.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 10:25 PM (3myMJ)

1281 That was cold, rb. How'd you know I'm a failed thespian. And about those bumps. I think they're benign though.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (ubByS)


LOL :-)

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:26 PM (NPofj)

1282 How about a lesbian remake of the King and I, starring Lucy Liu and Ellen Page?

Posted by: Sally Kohn at February 15, 2016 10:26 PM (jFocU)

1283 Whoa, that reminds me... did I hear something about an Evil Dead remake or was that some kind of bizarre fever dream?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 10:20 PM (NA5LM)

There's a new series - "Ash vs. The Evil Dead." I don't have Starz, but I hear it's good.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 10:26 PM (7qAYi)

1284 Fen,
Raising Arizona is actually a very nice movie when you boil it down.
If you can stomach this place, you'll like it.
Silly, but at it's heart, a great movie with a moral to the story.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2016 10:26 PM (OUpHg)

1285 "Lizzy, a grantland fan! I used to love that website. not all of it by a long shot, and oh my god Charles Pierce what a sad old Boston commie you are, but Barnwell and Simmons are my jam.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:16 PM (ubByS) "

Grantland being axed shows that ESPN, much like HotAir, doesn't really give a crap about its readership. As long as the clicks keep coming, everything is hunky dory. ESPN is another site that went down the shitter once the message boards went to FB commenting.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 10:26 PM (4/i9Y)

1286 Amazon is advertising "The Americans" again on Prime video. Any thoughts on this one? I watched an episode and it felt a little too "We were just as bad." to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:26 PM (iHjB5)

1287 Still laughing about Bush's response being described as "wet baby stool" regarding Iraq. That is precisely why I check this website every 2-10 minutes.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 15, 2016 10:26 PM (Dc/ui)

1288 I'd like to see a Middle Earth series, maybe set in the Second Age
Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 10:23 PM (7qAYi)

A series on Beren and Luthien could clean up on the female GOT demo.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (ubByS)

1289 Next week, Ace will announce that comments will now be handled by AOL.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (oVJmc)

1290 Rhomboid,
We sooo need the rain here. My cherry trees are in full blossom. The ornamental pears are blooming too. My figs have new growth.
I really am praying for rain.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (egOGm)

1291 What about a remake of Lucas' first?

THX 1138
Posted by: Meremortal


THX was a remake of his student project at USC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (WLpmE)

1292 Would a bunch of refugees from "Hot Air" help Ace? Why wiould that help him unless they hit the tip jar? Sorry if that's a stupid question.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2016 10:25 PM (w4NZ

CLICKS CLICKS CLICKS CLICKS CLICKS

You think these ads are here for us to rip on?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (ubByS)

1293 "Such a prick, is Ed."

What did you say?

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (3DIzJ)

1294 410 Texas movie that I didn't expect to like: Secondhand Lions. Really, really good

Robert Duval as Hub and his speech: Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in. "

Posted by: RGallegos at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (49Jfq)

1295 >>Best part of Clue?

The "Flames....on the side of my face!!" part was ad-libbed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8d8y4BLWtI

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (NOIQH)

1296 And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
****

Who the f*** is Opsec?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)

1297 Ok. Since it's an open thread:

Has anyone here ever heard of Amazon Prime Pantry? I just got a tweet from Verge about it so I took a look and I am majorly crushing right now.

For $5.99 you fill a box full of household supplies such as cleaning products, personal care items, food, beverages, etc.... and they deliver it to your house.

I thought that it must be a small shipment that's allowed or that they are jacking up the price of the products to cover the shipping but, I was wrong.

I just ordered all of my cleaning supplies, including a big batch of paper towels, two bottles o laundry detergent, bath tissue, Clorox wipes, personal care items, and a bunch of food and only then did I hit the "your box is 98% full".

This thing is awesome!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:28 PM (8PbKi)

1298 Rainy season in Cali is their winter.

I hated it, even in LA. cloudy chilly and freaking rained all the time in like February.

Of course that was 40 years ago so I guess they'd be tickled to death if it happened now.

I left and swore to never go back. Biggest disappointment I've ever had (with a place anyway).

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 10:28 PM (Xo1Rt)

1299 Oyasumi minna!!! Kiokitsene!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2016 10:28 PM (d5fLT)

1300 redbanzai I studied acting for a time.

I'm not any good at it though, just good looking

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:28 PM (ubByS)

1301
Mundane - and perhaps dumb - question.

Why go to FB for your comments? What's the advantage/point? Don't get it.

And yes, AllahPundit's original website was epic. His mockTom Friedman columns were masterpieces. He perfectly captured the cultural gap between the free, free-thinking west and the humorless traditional/Islamic mindset in his posts. And I never got one of his "Six Days, Bitch" coffee mugs (blue and white, with the Star of David), which were also epic.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 10:29 PM (QDnY+)

1302 Who the f*** is Opsec?

2B for the Kansas City Royals, '79-'80

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 10:29 PM (KCxzN)

1303 Next week, Ace will announce that comments will now be handled by AOL.

I shoulda said 'compuserve.' That would have been funnier.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 10:30 PM (oVJmc)

1304 "[Comment deleted, user banned -- Ed]


Such a prick, is Ed."


Was once an HA'er. Many moons ago. I'm not really moved by all of this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:30 PM (p37cc)

1305 Lizzy that's amazing. Heaving breasts

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:30 PM (ubByS)

1306 THX was a remake of his student project at USC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (WLpmE)

And George Lucas eventually released a new version of THX1138 marred in a few places by the obvious intrusion of CG into existing effects. If he completely remade it, it would probably be on the level of the Star Wars prequels.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (FohCt)

1307 1291
THX was a remake of his student project at USC.

Indeed. And the student project is a special feature on the THX DVD.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (o78gS)

1308 How about a lesbian remake of the King and I, starring Lucy Liu and Ellen Page?

Lucy Liu? The answer is always yes.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (OLNwX)

1309 I can't believe how many of y'all love Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

As my grandpa always said "That's why there's chocolate and vanilla." ;-)

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (aNrvT)

1310 "Why go to FB for your comments? What's the advantage/point? Don't get it."

I believe they're outsourcing their moderating to facebook as well. So someone can report a post.

Yeah...that'll end well.

They also say they want to bring in new blood and that posting under your real name will make people behave.

Clearly they've never been in the buzzfeed comment section.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (3DIzJ)

1311 NDH: I thought about trying that Amazon Pantry thing and then I thought,"Soon, all things will be Amazon things.", and decided not to try it out.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (CbGSW)

1312
[Comment deleted, user banned - Ed]

gh on February 15, 2016 at 10:16 PM


[Comment deleted, user banned - Ed]

nobar on February 15, 2016 at 10:20 PM


[Comment deleted, user banned - Ed]

Aitch748 on February 15, 2016 at 10:28 PM



Ed thinks he's going to Heaven, where God will make him Assistant of the Book of Deeds or something.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (kdS6q)

1313
Jeez, is Ed pulling a Captain Queeg over there?

Wasn't Ed the Captain's Quarters guy before he started going a little weird?

That goes back a ways.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (3myMJ)

1314 1274 I've made this joke before, but I found ace through the hotair links because he was the first guy listed.

Ace is the AAA Auger of the blogging world.
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (3DIzJ)

believe it or not, ace was the first blogger i discovered.

I was in college, googling something (probably non-political, I don't even remember) and I accidentally ended up at the 'hq.

Was hooked within a few weeks. Found HA and the rest of the "blogosphere" from here.

HA commentators (I do have an account over there) being disbanned... meh.

but if aoshq went FB -- that'd be a sad day for me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (AkOaV)

1315 1306
And
George Lucas eventually released a new version of THX1138 marred in a
few places by the obvious intrusion of CG into existing effects. If he
completely remade it, it would probably be on the level of the Star Wars
prequels.


And Om would shoot first.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 10:32 PM (o78gS)

1316 Meh. Give me old movies with old actors. I've finally decided to become a curmudgeon.

Posted by: irright at February 15, 2016 06:40 PM (DtNNC)


Welcome to the Dark Side!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2016 10:32 PM (Z8fuk)

1317 >>>CBD is AllahP.

Well that explains the Anti-Semite, Semite position

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2016 10:32 PM (voOPb)

1318 A series on Beren and Luthien could clean up on the female GOT demo.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (ubByS)

Agreed. The Silmarillion alone could host a million hours of tv.

Turin? Hero goes dark in a much better way than Lucas managed with Anakin.

Considering it is just source material he wrote to make the world have a history for himself while writing, The stories do a good job of sounding more interesting than most of the stuff on TV nowadays. It could go badly, but there surely is a lot of fertile material there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:32 PM (iHjB5)

1319 Heaving breasts

.............

pics?

??

Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 10:32 PM (Rtn6b)

1320 I can't believe how many of y'all love Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (aNrvT)

I actually think it's just me haha.

Steve Zissou: If you're not against me, don't cross this line! If yes, do.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:32 PM (ubByS)

1321

Ima gonna put on Top Secret if anyone wants to drunk blog it...

Posted by: Moron Deluxe at February 15, 2016 10:32 PM (+zqYj)

1322 "but if aoshq went FB -- that'd be a sad day for me."

Agreed.

I don't hate facebook. I have a facebook account. I just don't want my real thoughts on subjects being mixed with my nice mommy persona. My husband's Pentecostal family would blow a gasket if they saw how I talk.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:33 PM (3DIzJ)

1323 Captains Quarters was great blog, hard to see him go weird.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 10:33 PM (39g3+)

1324 Nice Zaquiro Anejo call-back to Breaking Bad there.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 10:34 PM (vsbNu)

1325 NDH: I thought about trying that Amazon Pantry thing and then I thought,"Soon, all things will be Amazon things.", and decided not to try it out.

***

Somebody on twitter just pointed out what may be a deal killer for me: They box all items together, including food and cleaning supplies.

NONONONONO!!! I am very particular in the way my items are bagged at the store to prevent this. They will have to fix this or I won't be ordering again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:34 PM (8PbKi)

1326 "Aitch748 on February 15, 2016 at 10:28 PM"



That actually sorta rings an old bell.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:35 PM (p37cc)

1327
1283 Whoa, that reminds me... did I hear something about an Evil Dead remake or was that some kind of bizarre fever dream?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2016 10:20 PM (NA5LM)

There's a new series - "Ash vs. The Evil Dead." I don't have Starz, but I hear it's good.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 10:26 PM (7qAYi)






Best Ash line in the series:

(after being complimented on his deadite-killing skills)

"I'd call it a gift from God, but that'd be giving the guy upstairs just a bit too much credit. It's all me, baby."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2016 10:35 PM (o98Jz)

1328
Lauren - thanks for that answer.

Wow. If that's the rationale (for the FB switch), gotta say I'm skeptical. After years of experience in which certain blogs thrive and reach very high levels of quality with anonymous commenters, HA decides real names are needed?

Which reminds me - is it possible to do truly anonymous fake FB account?

(yes, I live in a cave in the High Pamirs in Tajikistan, and don't get out much)

Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 10:35 PM (QDnY+)

1329 Santa Anna spent some of his later life in NYC trying to make money importing chicle, in partnership with a man named Thomas Adams. They tried to use it as a rubber substitute at first, but later went to selling it as a chewing gum... "Chiclets".

The Adams brand name still exists (as Cadbury Adams).

Whenever you see a Dem bloviating about how the Senate is obligated to approve Fidel Castro (or whoever TFG nominates), remind them of this incident in 2007, when there was an unsuccessful attempt to filibuster Alito's nomination by such obscure fringe Senators as Obama, Clinton, Kerry, Biden, Boxer, Feinstein, Reid, Durbin....

http://tinyurl.com/axmo3

Posted by: That's Horus not Whore Us at February 15, 2016 10:36 PM (eT0Ip)

1330 "Jeez, is Ed pulling a Captain Queeg over there?

Wasn't Ed the Captain's Quarters guy before he started going a little weird?

That goes back a ways.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 10:31 PM (3myMJ) "

I can't be sure, because I didn't monitor the whole thread, but I think a lot of the people are posting [Comment deleted, user banned - Ed] manually as a send-off.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 10:36 PM (4/i9Y)

1331 I first came here when Excitable Andy told his readership to stop going to AoSHQ because Ace was being mean to him. He'd endorsed Kerry by that time anyway.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 10:36 PM (CbGSW)

1332 Turin? Hero goes dark in a much better way than Lucas managed with Anakin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:32 PM (iHjB5)

Yeah but who didn't do a better job than George Lucas.

Something about Tolkien is weighty. It matters. He wrote several hundred thousands lines of epic poetry he then scrapped and converted into his prose, all for backstory, like you say. The second age though... to see Sauron as a mid-level lieutenant in Angband.

They'll probably do it.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:36 PM (ubByS)

1333 Top Secret is available for free to amazon prime members btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:36 PM (iHjB5)

1334 1310
They also say they ... that posting under your real name will make people behave.

In the announcement post, unless they changed it, they said you could create an anonymous account on Facebook. Which is totally against the Facebook terms of service.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 10:36 PM (o78gS)

1335 Why go to FB for your comments? What's the advantage/point? Don't get it.

And yes, AllahPundit's original website was epic. His mockTom Friedman columns were masterpieces. He perfectly captured the cultural gap between the free, free-thinking west and the humorless traditional/Islamic mindset in his posts. And I never got one of his "Six Days, Bitch" coffee mugs (blue and white, with the Star of David), which were also epic.
Posted by: rhomboid


Mostly to keep everything in one place. You dont' have to bop around from site to site.

The downside, of course, is much, much greater. Particularly if you are trying to separate politics and friend/family stuff.

Thricely if you have read a single article regarding the increasingly strident tone of FB's SWJ agenda.

I can excuse the need to have a system to filter out more invective and multipage arguments that go nowhere. But the idea that FB is going to aid and help with comments on a conservative outlet?

That's one of the most ignorant and self-destructive things I've ever read....

That or Ed and Co are bunch of DIABLOs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 10:37 PM (WLpmE)

1336 Just saw an ad for a "Damien" series on A&E, which I'm assuming is based on "The Omen."

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 10:37 PM (7qAYi)

1337 "That actually sorta rings an old bell."

Yeah that one seemed familiar to me too.

I abandoned the HA comments a long time ago, but my nic over there was Vera.

One of the funniest incidents I remember though was when some thread was talking about distracted driving.

Do you remember AnninCa? She said that she had to stop listening to books on tape while she drove because she found herself staring at the tape deck instead of the road.

My husband and I still laugh about that. (that's mean isn't it? It was funny though. )

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:37 PM (3DIzJ)

1338 Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (egOGm)

1291 What about a remake of Lucas' first?

THX 1138
Posted by: Meremortal

THX was a remake of his student project at USC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 10:27 PM (WLpmE)

I wish he would remake it now. He didnt do justice to the book the first time. It's a cool story and now that he knows what he's doing...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2016 10:37 PM (EZebt)

1339 My husband's Pentecostal family would blow a gasket if they saw how I talk.
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:33 PM (3DIzJ)

God -- what would they think if they knew you were the one who discovered The Virgin Loophole?!?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 10:37 PM (AkOaV)

1340 Just skimmed through a few pages of the comments to the TepidAir FB announcement post. Looks like people are leaving in droves. Poppin' Fresh is a royal dumbass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 15, 2016 10:38 PM (kpqmD)

1341 [Comment deleted, user banned - Ed]

At 5500 comments of "user banned", that's a lot of Ace traffic coming our way. Double shifts for Pixy's hamsters!

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 10:38 PM (OLNwX)

1342
Captains Quarters was great blog, hard to see him go weird.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor



Who was the nominally conservative BSD of the 00's who went GAFIA a few years back and turned his site into -- I am not kidding or exaggerating in any way -- an anime panty fanservice blog?

Can't remember the name.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:38 PM (kdS6q)

1343 1323
Captains Quarters was great blog, hard to see him go weird.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 10:33 PM (39g3+)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I can see why he did though. He quit his former career to go full time blogger, iirc. Sort of stepped off the cliff I think and decided to play it as safe as possible.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 10:38 PM (CbGSW)

1344 I wish he would remake it now. He didnt do justice to the book the first time. It's a cool story and now that he knows what he's doing...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2016 10:37 PM (EZebt)

ummmmm....

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:38 PM (ubByS)

1345 Oh and just re-watched/listened to the Mr. Plinkett/RedLetterMedia reviews of the Star Wars remakes. That sh!t is comedy gold. Better than the actual remake movies. The rapey basement stuff makes me think of the horde. Dude knows what he is is talking about with regard to films. Remind me of teh Ewok for some reason

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 10:38 PM (KIJKy)

1346 The Man From UNCLE remake. I hope they do another.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:45 PM (OvUux)




If they do, hopefully they'll actually work for UNCLE this time. And use the nifty gun and pen communicator. Open Channel D

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2016 10:39 PM (45oDG)

1347 They'll probably do it.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:36 PM (ubByS)

*Commence Obscure Tolkien geekery*

Or the fight between Fingolfin and Morgoth? Or the Two Trees? Or just trying to do Utumno. Or the fall of Gondolin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:39 PM (iHjB5)

1348 Laurie.... you talking about den beste?

Posted by: Beth M at February 15, 2016 10:39 PM (kiy9d)

1349 Movies You Expected to be Awful, Which Were Actually Pretty Good>>>
Train wreck with that chunky blonde broad.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 15, 2016 10:39 PM (r6bSH)

1350 "is it possible to do truly anonymous fake FB account?"

No, because they track you off facebook.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:39 PM (0C2f1)

1351 (yes, I live in a cave in the High Pamirs in Tajikistan, and don't get out much)

Ah-hah, so you're the guy...

Posted by: The NSA at February 15, 2016 10:39 PM (OLNwX)

1352 "Nice Zaquiro Anejo call-back to Breaking Bad there."



It really is good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:40 PM (H8iyB)

1353 "Drag Me to Hell" was another unexpected good one, if you like Evil Dead

Posted by: bernverdnardo at February 15, 2016 10:40 PM (s6/4z)

1354 If you have not seen Breaking Bad Zafiro Anejo tequila plays a critical role. . . .

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 10:40 PM (vsbNu)

1355 HotAir is essentially delivering conservative content into the hands of the censors at Facebook. Imagine all the accounts that the SJWs will get closed down for badmindthoughts.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 10:41 PM (oVJmc)

1356
you talking about den beste?
Posted by: Beth M



That's the guy!

http://www.denbeste.nu/

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:41 PM (kdS6q)

1357 " The Virgin Loophole?!?!
"

Uh...uhh....I was talking about Mary. That's it. Mary.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:41 PM (0C2f1)

1358 Or the fight between Fingolfin and Morgoth? Or the Two Trees? Or just trying to do Utumno. Or the fall of Gondolin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:39 PM (iHjB5)

The dwarves packing up their sacks and peacing while singing a funeral dirge in the middle of the climactic battle against Morgoth because their king died and they were straight done with everyone's shit?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:42 PM (ubByS)

1359 Which reminds me - is it possible to do truly anonymous fake FB account?

(yes, I live in a cave in the High Pamirs in Tajikistan, and don't get out much)

Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 10:35 PM (QDnY+)


Fake anonymous FB accounts break their terms of service and the federal government, in its infinite goofiness, has actually made it a crime (with long possible prison time attached) to break terms of service.
It was the main "crime" committed by Aaron Schwartz for which federal prosecutors wanted to put him in ass pounding prison for decades for 35 years. He committed suicide.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:42 PM (NPofj)

1360 1340 Just skimmed through a few pages of the comments to the TepidAir FB announcement post. Looks like people are leaving in droves. Poppin' Fresh is a royal dumbass.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 15, 2016 10:38 PM (kpqmD)

oh I'm sure it came from above Ed's head.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 10:42 PM (AkOaV)

1361 don't forget Merkel in Germany asked Facebook to help contain the anti invader/immigrant posts before the Cologne rape fest.

Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 10:42 PM (Rtn6b)

1362 HotAir is essentially delivering conservative content into the hands of the censors at Facebook.

Oh, I'm sure they'll receive 'guidance' as to their content.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 10:42 PM (OLNwX)

1363 Somebody on twitter just pointed out what may be a deal killer for me: They box all items together, including food and cleaning supplies.

NONONONONO!!! I am very particular in the way my items are bagged at the store to prevent this. They will have to fix this or I won't be ordering again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:34 PM (8PbKi)

Yeah that was my impression from the site. You get your pop, snacks, bleach and cat litter all delivered in the same box.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 10:43 PM (3eoPa)

1364 -- an anime panty fanservice blog?

Can't remember the name.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:38 PM


I never understood that move, either; I guess there's just so much "pedantic nit-picking" one can stand

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 10:43 PM (KCxzN)

1365 "the federal government, in its infinite goofiness, has actually made it a crime (with long possible prison time attached) to break terms of service."

Wait, really?

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:43 PM (0C2f1)

1366 My nic at HA was Profit. Haven't commented there since like 2011-2012-ish maybe. Hence my sometimes nic here prophet's profit or some variation of that.

The meltdown over there was pretty epic today. Like Titanic and all.

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 10:43 PM (KIJKy)

1367 Uh...uhh....I was talking about Mary. That's it. Mary.
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:41 PM (0C2f1)


Oh right. I totally forgot -- that came up during the "stations of the cross" open thread.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 10:43 PM (AkOaV)

1368 It was the main "crime" committed by Aaron Schwartz for which federal
prosecutors wanted to put him in ass pounding prison<s> for decades</> for 35
years. He committed suicide.




FIFM (hopefully)

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:43 PM (NPofj)

1369
Thanks, weft.

Was a commenter at HA long ago, sort of their heyday. Long time since it seemed worth participating, though.

Somehow I'll muddle on without FB.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2016 10:43 PM (QDnY+)

1370 THX introduced me to real deal sound design for movies. They made all those sounds with practical effects. Detuning radios, awomen screaming in bathrooms, recording dialogue in empty basketball courts...

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 10:44 PM (OvUux)

1371 oh I'm sure it came from above Ed's head.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 10:42 PM (AkOaV)

You're probably right. He's still a royal dumbass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 15, 2016 10:44 PM (kpqmD)

1372 Somebody on twitter just pointed out what may be a deal killer for me: They box all items together, including food and cleaning supplies.

NONONONONO!!! I am very particular in the way my items are bagged at the store to prevent this. They will have to fix this or I won't be ordering again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:34 PM (8PbKi)

Yeah that was my impression from the site. You get your pop, snacks, bleach and cat litter all delivered in the same box.

Posted by: Blano
****
You're not a fan of bleach cobbler?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2016 10:44 PM (hVdx9)

1373 It was the main "crime" committed by Aaron Schwartz for which federal

prosecutors wanted to put him in ass pounding prison<s> for decades</s> for 35

years. He committed suicide.




FIFM (hopefully)


Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:43 PM (NPofj)


GRRRRR... Pixy will not defeat me.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:44 PM (NPofj)

1374 *Commence Obscure Tolkien geekery*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:39 PM (iHjB5)

Think about what an effective visual motif the silmarils themselves would be too. You could tease first age lore in the intro to the show, and then every different character could "see" the silmarils differently, depending on how pure of heart they were. Men, dwarves, orcs, maiar, elves, would all perceive them differently.

Let's write a pilot and pitch it.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:44 PM (ubByS)

1375 "Poppin' Fresh is a royal dumbass."


Money. Somewhere.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:44 PM (H8iyB)

1376 I give up

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:45 PM (NPofj)

1377 den Beste comments here, occasionally...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 10:45 PM (KCxzN)

1378 The real test for HotAir will be tomorrow.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 10:45 PM (t8+i3)

1379 1342
Who was the nominally conservative BSD of the 00's who went GAFIA a few years back and turned his site into -- I am not kidding or exaggerating in any way -- an anime panty fanservice blog?

Can't remember the name.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:38 PM (kdS6q)


Are you thinking of Steven den Beste?

He was one of the best political/military bloggers in the early 00's, but as I recall he got sick and tired of fans helpfully suggesting what he should write about and said fuckit and started an anime blog.

He comments here occasionally.


I don't know what GAFIA means, though.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

1380 Honestly, if Hot Air disappeared I would even notice, except the lack of inspiration for Ace. Maybe EeyorePundit would hang out here again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 10:45 PM (rwI+c)

1381 HotAir is doing to commenters what the GOPe wants to do to conservatives.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 15, 2016 10:45 PM (oVJmc)

1382 Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:42 PM (ubByS)

Feanor is an interesting character. Brilliant guy. Heart in the right place. Considering Tolkien's background, he is probably meant to stand in for the sin of Pride.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:45 PM (iHjB5)

1383 "the federal government, in its infinite goofiness, has actually made it a crime (with long possible prison time attached) to break terms of service."
============
Wait, really?
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:43 PM (0C2f1)

Did you not read the terms of service before you clicked that box?

Dude.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at February 15, 2016 10:46 PM (ubByS)

1384 I wouldn't be surprised to find out CBD is AllahP.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 10:24 PM (WLpmE)

That is some awesome shit you are smoking.

I am nowhere near as polite.

As some of you know....my default response is, "You can't possibly be that fucking stupid!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2016 10:46 PM (Zu3d9)

1385 or wouldn't

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 10:46 PM (rwI+c)

1386 1356
http://www.denbeste.nu/

http://chizumatic.mee.nu/ these days.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 10:46 PM (o78gS)

1387 "the federal government, in its infinite goofiness,
has actually made it a crime (with long possible prison time attached)
to break terms of service."



Wait, really?

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:43 PM (0C2f1)


Yep... they can charge you with violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:47 PM (NPofj)

1388 "You're not a fan of bleach cobbler?"


It'll clean you out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:47 PM (H8iyB)

1389 this samantha bee is on and she's skewering democrats. i have not seen democrats skewered. i am amazed and impressed.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2016 10:47 PM (WTSFk)

1390 Feanor is an interesting character. Brilliant guy. Heart in the right place. Considering Tolkien's background, he is probably meant to stand in for the sin of Pride.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:45 PM (iHjB5)

It would have to be from the Elven perspective. Be interesting to think how you could actually make them distinct, emotionally and functionally, plotwise, from humans as a result of their being immortal.

Meanwhile men are just grubby bastards always rushing around kind of frantically.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:47 PM (ubByS)

1391 I mean really remake it, rewrite it, not just recut it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2016 10:47 PM (EZebt)

1392
den Beste comments here, occasionally...
Posted by: AltonJackson



Ewww....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:48 PM (kdS6q)

1393 The Magnificent Seven was remade into a sci fi space cowboy flick starring John Boy Walton and featuring Robert Vaughn in the same role he had in M7. Actually pretty good.

Battle Beyond the stars... http://tinyurl.com/j59fmb4

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 10:48 PM (8aOqE)

1394 1375 "Poppin' Fresh is a royal dumbass."


Money. Somewhere.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:44 PM (H8iyB)

They have a different target audience in mind.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 10:48 PM (AkOaV)

1395 in fact, i can't recall democrats skewered on tv in over 20 years.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2016 10:48 PM (WTSFk)

1396 Yeah that was my impression from the site. You get your pop, snacks, bleach and cat litter all delivered in the same box.

***

I'd rather pay $8 to deliver two boxes because it would still be worth it to avoid the grocery store.

With my heart condition, by the time I do my shopping and carry the stuff indoors, I'm too tired to put it away. This would be terrific if they could solve this one issue.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:48 PM (8PbKi)

1397 The real test for HotAir will be tomorrow.





Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 10:45 PM (t8+i3)


It will be quiet. Like the final airfield scenes in Battle of Britain.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 10:48 PM (JO9+V)

1398 Yep... they can charge you with violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.


Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:47 PM (NPofj)


Too many stupid, petty laws that no reasonable person would expect, which can land you in Club Fed these days. That's how the wannabe aristocracy likes it. If they don't like you, they can find a pretext for punishment.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2016 10:48 PM (HalrA)

1399 I'm going to need a moment here.

Someone just tweeted that Ralph Macchio is older than Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:49 PM (8PbKi)

1400 http://www.denbeste.nu/

http://chizumatic.mee.nu/ these days.



Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 10:46 PM (o78gS)


I love den Beste.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:49 PM (NPofj)

1401 "I can excuse the need to have a system to filter out more invective and multipage arguments that go nowhere. But the idea that FB is going to aid and help with comments on a conservative outlet?

That's one of the most ignorant and self-destructive things I've ever read....

That or Ed and Co are bunch of DIABLOs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 10:37 PM (WLpmE) "

I know a lot of us at HA (I haven't posted since I had a falling out with Ed in 2014, but I was a regular for 4 1/2 years) volunteered to be moderators to lessen the workload for them, and we were all refused. I guess they didn't want 'regular' users to have that kind of power. But it would have made their jobs a lot easier.

Funny thing: My fight with Ed came about because I was infracted for posting a user's wikipedia edits in an argument with them, to prove that they had a one-track mind (his entire wiki edit history was defending Bush's decisions during the Iraq war). I was infracted for posting "personal information" about a user. The user's wikipedia name? The exact same as his HA account name. And now HA is going to make everyone comment under their real name (ostensibly; obviously, you can make a fake FB account) even though revealing personal information was against the old ToS.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at February 15, 2016 10:49 PM (4/i9Y)

1402 " HotAir is doing to commenters what the GOPe wants to do to conservatives."

Yep.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:50 PM (0C2f1)

1403 Let's write a pilot and pitch it.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:44 PM (ubByS)

The silmarills were a great device. They would probably be called a McGuffin in today's parlance, but they really were important. The fact that Feanor would not surrender them in order to heal the two trees was a greater betrayal than Morgoth's in many ways. You expect the embodiment of evil to be evil. Not to mention the idea of them is interesting, in that I always took them to be an echo of the light of creation. Just awesome stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:50 PM (iHjB5)

1404 Someone just tweeted that Ralph Macchio is older than Ted Cruz.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:49 PM (8PbKi)

uh yeah, like a decade older

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 10:51 PM (AkOaV)

1405 does Amaxon sell the same running shorts Michell Obama wears?


asking for a friend

Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 10:51 PM (Rtn6b)

1406 Nedermyer... maybe separate orders for cleaning vs food.

Posted by: Beth M at February 15, 2016 10:51 PM (kiy9d)

1407 Beau Geste?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2016 10:51 PM (JO9+V)

1408 Never been to Hot Air, buzzfeed, etc. I waste enough time as it is while having too much to do.

Am probably here more than I should be too, but what the hell.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 10:51 PM (3eoPa)

1409 1275 Best part of Magnificent Seven is the scene where Bronson explains what courage is and how the boys' fathers are the biggest heroes. How gunmen ultimately are cowards.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 10:25 PM (39g3+)
---------------------
Yes! I forgot that scene. The best classic Westerns usually have some ambivalence about the use of violence, don't they? It is something that is NECESSARY in the face of evil, but not DESIRABLE, not to be glorified.

Of course, movies like Shane make that THE theme.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2016 10:51 PM (T/5A0)

1410 THX introduced me to real deal sound design for movies. They made all those sounds with practical effects. Detuning radios, awomen screaming in bathrooms, recording dialogue in empty basketball courts...
Posted by: ChocoCheese


I have a hard time watching the monotrack stuff from the late 60's early 70's.

It seems as if the directors and sound guys wanted to irritate the living shit out of their audiences.

Eg. The Andromeda Strain, The Eiger Sanction, or any of the Jean-Pierre Melville stuff. GAAAWWDDAMN with the 20 min long train noise flat against your eardrums.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (WLpmE)

1411 I got in one of those "you may activate a user name" windows at Hot Air, but never used it.

Now I regret it, just because I won't have any horror stories about being in the Great Purge of Aught Sixteen.

Also, for the life of me I can't figure out how anyone who is travelling the Moron Way has time for any other sites.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (1xUj/)

1412 I'm going to need a moment here.

Someone just tweeted that Ralph Macchio is older than Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:49 PM


shitdamn...I'M older that Ted Cruz...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (KCxzN)

1413 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:48 PM (8PbKi)

Walmart has free shipping for orders of at least $50.

When I need a ton of stuff I go there. Their prices usually beat Amazon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (Zu3d9)

1414 in fact, i can't recall democrats skewered on tv in over 20 years.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2016 10:48 PM (WTSFk)

What channel/show?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (ubByS)

1415 Ralph Macchio is older than the guy who plaued the old guy in KK

Macchio is 54, the old Japanese guy was 51 when it was filmed

Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (Rtn6b)

1416 I mostly remember den beste's explanation of alternative energy sources and how they don't scale. Thought it was some good writing.

Posted by: Beth M at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (kiy9d)

1417 Nedermyer... maybe separate orders for cleaning vs food.

****

Then it's $12 even if the boxes aren't full, and the boxes hold an enormous amount of product. It might still be worth it if I'm restocking, but then it's not a regular shopping list.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (8PbKi)

1418 Also, for the life of me I can't figure out how anyone who is travelling the Moron Way has time for any other sites.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (1xUj/)


I get my news from Drudge and my commentary here. The rest of the internet is a f'in wasteland these days.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2016 10:53 PM (HalrA)

1419 Not to mention the idea of them is interesting, in that I always took them to be an echo of the light of creation. Just awesome stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:50 PM (iHjB5)

His creation myth is better than most religion's

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:53 PM (ubByS)

1420 Yep... they can charge you with violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.




Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:47 PM (NPofj)


Too
many stupid, petty laws that no reasonable person would expect, which
can land you in Club Fed these days. That's how the wannabe aristocracy
likes it. If they don't like you, they can find a pretext for
punishment.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2016 10:48 PM (HalrA)


Three Felonies a Day, indeed.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:54 PM (NPofj)

1421 Walmart has free shipping for orders of at least $50.

When I need a ton of stuff I go there. Their prices usually beat Amazon.

***

thanks! I'll check that out next time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 10:54 PM (8PbKi)

1422 GRRRRR... Pixy will not defeat me.

Allow me... for decades

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 10:54 PM (OLNwX)

1423 Steve Zissou: Are you finding what you were looking for... out here with me? I hope so.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:54 PM (ubByS)

1424 1379
He was one of the best political/military bloggers in the early 00's, but as I recall he got sick and tired of fans helpfully suggesting what he should write about and said fuckit and started an anime blog.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 10:45 PM (sdi6R)



And I totally understand that, too. I mean, if I wrote to Bob Dylan and told him what kind of songs I thought he should write, he would tell me to get stuffed.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 10:54 PM (sdi6R)

1425
they can charge you with violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.
Posted by: redbanzai


The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act has been amended a number of times in 1989, 1994, 1996, in 2001 by the USA PATRIOT Act, 2002, and in 2008 by the Identity Theft Enforcement and Restitution Act.

Thanks GOPe!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2016 10:55 PM (kdS6q)

1426 "They have a different target audience in mind."


Which also=money, somewhere. It's not a misanthropic move.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:55 PM (ovxWs)

1427 Lauren, Rangers pitchers and catchers report on Thursday. I may have to go re-watch that playoff game from last year with the Bluejays soon.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 15, 2016 10:55 PM (AJeMv)

1428 CLUE. Lesley Ann Warren, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Posted by: Javems at February 15, 2016 10:55 PM (yOqwj)

1429 This HotAir think is making me wonder if there is something going on behind the scene where blogs are getting some pressure to make users accountable for their comments?

If some other blogs start doing it, I will conclude that something is going. That was my whole fear about Disqus, who is running that place?

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 10:55 PM (t8+i3)

1430 I did not watch Better call Saul last year. How could they work a good spinoff of Breaking Bad. Have watched several of the shows from last year. They did a great job.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 15, 2016 10:55 PM (r6bSH)

1431 Too many stupid, petty laws that no reasonable person would expect, which can land you in Club Fed these days. That's how the wannabe aristocracy likes it.

My favorite is making it illegal to lie to a federal officer. About anything. Even if you forget something. Interrogate someone 11 times in a row on their story, and they're going to change something just because they're tired or bored or forget.

You lied to us. You're going to jail.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 15, 2016 10:55 PM (39g3+)

1432 One of the dumbest bloggers around is continuing to cement his reputation. I give you, "Gateway Pundit."

Makes me grateful for the experience here.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 15, 2016 10:56 PM (HN0N1)

1433 Steve Zissou: It's a documentary! It's all really happening!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:56 PM (ubByS)

1434 Off, Skeeze sock

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 15, 2016 10:56 PM (39g3+)

1435 shitdamn...I'M older that Ted Cruz...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (KCxzN)

Got just over a decade on him myself.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 10:56 PM (3eoPa)

1436 shitdamn...I'M older that Ted Cruz...
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (KCxzN)

well jesus, old sir -- is shall remove myself from your lawn.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 10:56 PM (AkOaV)

1437 Here are the old archives for den Beste's old political and science blog posts (everything that was a the USS Clueless)



http://www.denbeste.nu/archives.shtml

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 10:56 PM (NPofj)

1438 Anyone tried this new vodka from Jewel? Vitali? $10.99 a handle, puts Valu-Rite to SHAME! Now you can murder, skin and consume hobos all night and only wake up with a hangover comparable to Smirnoff. They should rename it Vitality! HAHAHA HAHAHA oh God kill me now....

Posted by: Redwhiteandtrue at February 15, 2016 10:57 PM (VNWol)

1439 Macchio is 54, the old Japanese guy was 51 when it was filmed

You mean Arnold, from Happy Days? That was Pat Morita. Funny, I'll bet Macchio will always look like The Kid into his 70's.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 10:57 PM (OLNwX)

1440 "Rangers pitchers and catchers report on Thursday. I may have to go re-watch that playoff game from last year with the Bluejays soon."

Let's hope no one spontaneously combusts while walking out to the mound.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 10:57 PM (0C2f1)

1441 Wait until you have to use a Facebook account to vote.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 10:58 PM (FkBIv)

1442 Oh and I admit I just created a fb page again because you have to create a Tinder account. I had quit fb over a year ago. Tinder is dating/scam website for those that don't know. I post links to music videos and nothing else pretty much on fb.

I have to admit that I am kinda enjoying HA melting down. Sorry AirHot peeps. And I kinda like AP. That site has been melting down for awhile now.

If you have never seen CLUE, go and buy it/watch it, One of the best movies ever made. And I know what I am talking about imho. In this day and age, we need comedy. Plus the horde will love the tits...just me they are epic.

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 10:58 PM (KIJKy)

1443 My favorite is making it illegal to lie to a federal officer. About anything. Even if you forget something. Interrogate someone 11 times in a row on their story, and they're going to change something just because they're tired or bored or forget.

You lied to us. You're going to jail.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 15, 2016 10:55 PM (39g3+)

That's why you always ALWAYS decline to answer questions without an attorney present.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 15, 2016 10:58 PM (kpqmD)

1444 My favorite is making it illegal to lie to a federal officer. About anything. Even if you forget something. Interrogate someone 11 times in a row on their story, and they're going to change something just because they're tired or bored or forget.

You lied to us. You're going to jail.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 15, 2016 10:55 PM


Phone call for Mr. Libby. Mr. Scooter Libby, please pick up the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 10:58 PM (KCxzN)

1445 His creation myth is better than most religion's
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:53 PM (ubByS)

Well, he was an old school, hardcore Catholic.

I remember reading somewhere that he wanted to explore the idea of a world without Christ. The idea was that he always saw the moral courage of the vikings as being very strong, because they believed that evil would win (even though I never saw the vikings as particularly moral.) In other words, doing good when there is no benefit in the afterlife to him was the purest form of doing good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:58 PM (iHjB5)

1446 HotAir is doing to commenters what the GOPe wants to do to conservatives.

Now there's an awesome idea: primaries will be conducted over Facebook!

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 10:58 PM (OLNwX)

1447 Anyone tried this new vodka from Jewel? Vitali? $10.99 a handle, puts Valu-Rite to SHAME! Now you can murder, skin and consume hobos all night and only wake up with a hangover comparable to Smirnoff. They should rename it Vitality! HAHAHA HAHAHA oh God kill me now....
Posted by: Redwhiteandtrue at February 15, 2016 10:57 PM (VNWol)

Cut the shit and drink titos.

You guys, we have to hurry if we're gonna top 2000 comments before the ONT!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 10:58 PM (ubByS)

1448 "hitdamn...I'M older that Ted Cruz...

Got just over a decade on him myself."



Bunch of old farts.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:59 PM (ovxWs)

1449 Also, for the life of me I can't figure out how anyone who is travelling the Moron Way has time for any other sites.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 15, 2016 10:52 PM (1xUj/)


I get my news from Drudge and my commentary here. The rest of the internet is a f'in wasteland these days.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2016 10:53 PM (HalrA)

I've learned stuff here too, especially about guns.

Sometimes when a gun thread is really rolling I take notes too.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 10:59 PM (3eoPa)

1450 >>does Amaxon sell the same running shorts Michell Obama wears?


asking for a friend
Posted by: jake
---------------------

We do!!

Posted by: Omar's Tents at February 15, 2016 10:59 PM (c7vUv)

1451 This thread is insane long and cumbersome. Please

Posted by: ThunderB at February 15, 2016 10:59 PM (zOTsN)

1452 Thanks redbanzai

Posted by: Beth M at February 15, 2016 11:00 PM (kiy9d)

1453 Evening horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 15, 2016 11:00 PM (hlMPp)

1454 Macchio did a movie called Crossroads, about blues guitar. A favorite.

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 11:00 PM (8aOqE)

1455 "That's why you always ALWAYS decline to answer questions without an attorney present."

Yep

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 11:00 PM (3DIzJ)

1456 Too long you say?

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2016 11:00 PM (0O2Lr)

1457 I saw Peter Bogdanovich's They All Laughed (1981) with zero expectations. It died at the box office because of the murder of star Dorothy Stratten, and didn't get a DVD until the 25th anniversary.

Suspicious husbands sic three private detectives (Ben Gazzara, John Ritter and Blaine Novak, whom I've never seen again) on beautiful wives (Audrey Hepburn and Stratten). Detectives can't resist temptation and it's a fast farce as couples flame and fade and it (almost) all turns out right in the end. Sexy, funny, incredibly sweet.

Colleen Camp sings two great country songs. Roller disco occurs. The director's two daughters excel as ultrahip New York kids. Great Sinatra songs. Too many beautiful women to count. And the streets of New York City.

Posted by: Spellcheck at February 15, 2016 11:01 PM (HKBpI)

1458 Lawd!

Umm, 1461st?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 15, 2016 11:01 PM (hlMPp)

1459 1429 This HotAir think is making me wonder if there is something going on behind the scene where blogs are getting some pressure to make users accountable for their comments?

If some other blogs start doing it, I will conclude that something is going. That was my whole fear about Disqus, who is running that place?

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 10:55 PM (t8+i3)

______

It's more simple. They don't want the headache of monitoring comments. With facebook Mark Z does it for them. Done and done.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 15, 2016 11:01 PM (p+Xhr)

1460 good luck to all yous on a phone or tablet....

Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 11:01 PM (Rtn6b)

1461
Cut the shit and drink titos.

You guys, we have to hurry if we're gonna top 2000 comments before the ONT!
Posted by: Ghost of kari


Tito's or Russian Standard. Those are all one needs for a bar set up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 11:01 PM (WLpmE)

1462 I remember reading somewhere that he wanted to explore the idea of a world without Christ. The idea was that he always saw the moral courage of the vikings as being very strong, because they believed that evil would win (even though I never saw the vikings as particularly moral.) In other words, doing good when there is no benefit in the afterlife to him was the purest form of doing good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 10:58 PM (iHjB5)

Think for a second about what that means for his faith. He didn't think much of Christians being good, it was just expected.

Pray for our nation.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:01 PM (ubByS)

1463 Too long you say?

Never heard of it

Posted by: Charles "Longcat" Gibson at February 15, 2016 11:01 PM (KCxzN)

1464 Heh, can't wait to hear about all the Easter eggs on Talking Saul tonight.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 11:02 PM (vsbNu)

1465 GRRRRR... Pixy will not defeat me.



Allow me... for decades

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 10:54 PM (OLNwX)

How did you DO that?

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 11:02 PM (NPofj)

1466 1447 - THANKS OBAMA!

Posted by: Redwhiteandtrue at February 15, 2016 11:02 PM (Y7Wo/)

1467 Altonjackson,
Never answer questions. I think when you know you have done nothing wrong, it's an instinct to want to explain yourself. Never do this. That's what attorneys are for.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 11:02 PM (egOGm)

1468 hitdamn...I'M older that Ted Cruz..

Now you made me look up his age. Sigh... get off my lawn, Ted.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 11:02 PM (OLNwX)

1469 well I don't think I can stay awake for the ONT, so good night all
I will see if I can watch Raising Arizona and the Lions movie

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 15, 2016 11:03 PM (uZNvH)

1470 Bunch of old farts.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 10:59 PM (ovxWs)

I about fell over today realizing I'm only 15 years away from 70.

I can't be old, I still have too much to do.

Posted by: Blano at February 15, 2016 11:03 PM (3eoPa)

1471 Also, for the life of me I can't figure out how anyone who is travelling the Moron Way has time for any other sites.

****

I'm with ya. Between the HQ and Twitter, I'm fresh out of brain space for other blogs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2016 11:04 PM (8PbKi)

1472 Oh and I admit I just created a fb page again because you have to create a Tinder account. I had quit fb over a year ago. Tinder is dating/scam website for those that don't know. I post links to music videos and nothing else pretty much on fb.
Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 10:58 PM (KIJKy)

Hah, my roommate won't go on tinder because he doesn't have fb and won't get one.

It's done nothing for me.

Are we heading up the younger crowd here or what?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:04 PM (ubByS)

1473 How did you DO that?
Posted by: redbanzai


Membership has its privileges. Hit ace's tip jar for the Platinum Membership. $100? I don't remember.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 11:04 PM (OLNwX)

1474 Goodnight Chemjeff.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (egOGm)

1475 Drudge, Insty, Ace.

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (8aOqE)

1476 oh WHATUP RWC! We're not gonna have much overlap I'm about to go to bed.

How was your weekend?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (ubByS)

1477 Thanks redbanzai

Posted by: Beth M at February 15, 2016 11:00 PM (kiy9d)

You are quite welcome.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (NPofj)

1478 932 I had no idea what Drive was when it came out. I never saw the Notebook so I didn't know that Ryan Gosselin was a thing. Drive is one of my top ten movies of all time. There is not a single wasted frame in the entire feature. The soundtrack is excellent. It really is magnificent storytelling, something William Refn has failed to do ever since. You got Bryan Cranston, Ryan Gosselin, Christina Hendricks, Carey Mulligan, Albert Brooks, Oscar Isaac, and Ron Perlman.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 15, 2016 09:25 PM (OvUux)

______

The Soundtrack is one the best soundtracks evah! Kickass movie all around. But almost every time I've asked people if they've seen it it's usually no.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (p+Xhr)

1479 That's what this FB thing is about? Everyone over there is too bothered to have to watch comments? I bet Ed and Allah make out better than Ace when it comes to money. I'll take our volunteer cobs any day over those lazy ass shitheads over there.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (2x3L+)

1480 Lauren...thanks for reminding me of anninca that's rotflol

seriously

Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (0KgAM)

1481 Ghost... Denominational issues aside, I assume you're a little Christ? Meant in all seriousness, bc I am as well.

Posted by: Redwhiteandtrue at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (Y7Wo/)

1482 Jimmy's slide has begun. He is a lawyer but not so much as a man who knows the law. He's turned and knows where the quick money is. It's there.



He's going for it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (jNmtZ)

1483 just wait until the HARFs get a whiff of the ONT...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (KCxzN)

1484 Now you made me look up his age. Sigh... get off my lawn, Ted.

Looked up everyone.

Ted and He of the Formerly Beloved Garbage are younger than I. The rest are older.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 15, 2016 11:06 PM (1xUj/)

1485 I don't think Facebook is going to monitor comments on HotAir.

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 11:06 PM (t8+i3)

1486 I'm 48. Got a haircut today, starting to see gray hairs.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 11:06 PM (CbGSW)

1487 That's why you always ALWAYS decline to answer questions without an attorney present.>>>

Not just fed. There was a reason all those guys caught red handed (on video) on Cops kept saying "Didn do nutin". If you confess anything (and there is a shitload you may think is nothing). It will bind you up to a plea deal. Don't have to be guilty of the big thing just too poor to fight anything. There is no benefit to telling the truth anymore.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 15, 2016 11:06 PM (r6bSH)

1488 Think for a second about what that means for his faith. He didn't think much of Christians being good, it was just expected.

Pray for our nation.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:01 PM (ubByS)

I do not think he was that down on his faith. His work is littered with Christian imagery and ideas. We today think that someone who even flirts with these ideas must have "doubts", but I do not see it that way at all. To me this seemed like a man confident in his faith, wanting to explore virtues, and sins, in his own stories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 11:06 PM (iHjB5)

1489 I'm with ya. Between the HQ and Twitter, I'm fresh out of brain space for other blogs.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse


Mostly just read Ace nowadays and read what all y'alls Morons writes on twitterz.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2016 11:06 PM (0O2Lr)

1490 Drive rules. Was a bit... out of it the first time I saw it, so I forgot how violent it was. Showed it to a gf... she did not appreciate the shotgun/curtain rod scene. Or the elevator scene.

I can't stand knife violence it gives me the heebie jeebies. But unreal movie.

Also I'm Ryan Gosling. From Drive. .

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:07 PM (ubByS)

1491 1190
It's their blog and they'll destroy it if they want to is their attitude I guess.

And where else did we see that sort of attitude presage the collapse of another popular conservative blog hangout?

Hint: it had a color in it's name.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 10:08 PM (Xo1Rt)


I'm still wondering if they didn't get a letter from some Federal alphabet agency that they needed to provide better tracking of anonymous commenters "because....terrorists."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2016 11:07 PM (EzgxV)

1492 I've got a few topics for the ONT and don't want them to get willowed here


one is some anti moslem street preachers in AZ

the other is looking back at going into Iraq for democracy in 2003

Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 11:07 PM (Rtn6b)

1493 "1480 Lauren...thanks for reminding me of anninca "

She was something else.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 11:07 PM (3DIzJ)

1494 1485 I don't think Facebook is going to monitor comments on HotAir.
Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 11:06 PM (t8+i3)

_____

They will indirectly. No sane conservative will use their real name and say something un-PC. So by virtue of going to FB, Hotair has essentially banned any conservative posts.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 15, 2016 11:07 PM (p+Xhr)

1495 I'm 48. Got a haircut today, starting to see gray hairs.
Posted by: CozMark


That is the point at which you are just grateful you have hair.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2016 11:08 PM (0O2Lr)

1496 Ghost... Denominational issues aside, I assume you're a little Christ? Meant in all seriousness, bc I am as well.
Posted by: Redwhiteandtrue at February 15, 2016 11:05 PM (Y7Wo/)

I assume you mean Christian? I'm a lapsed Catholic. Which makes me a true Catholic. I'm a CS Lewis Christian and think that culturally we need Christianity to undergird our society. Need it and won't live without it.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:08 PM (ubByS)

1497 I don't think Facebook is going to monitor comments on HotAir.

See also:

"Just the tip"

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 11:08 PM (KCxzN)

1498 BTW, those 'User banned - Ed.' comments are faked.

Someone was banned earlier but so far all those are fake a protest of sorts because effectively that's what HA is doing, it's banning it's current users by forcing them onto a medium that they may or may not wish to take part in.

And that's the real dividing line, it's not so much the Trumpers vs the Cruzbots, it's the FB vs anti-FB people because Mark Zuckerberg is the poster boy for the open borders crowd and of course a flaming censorious liberal who is currently conspiring to ban those who speak the truth about what is happening in Europe with the so called Migrants (aka INVADERS)

That is a political act and a statement of intent that he will do this sort of thing wherever he wishes without care or concern for those who may have a differing opinion.

He intends to eliminate the differing opinion by using his Software/website.

And no true conservative could ever support that act.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 11:08 PM (Xo1Rt)

1499
Hah, my roommate won't go on tinder because he doesn't have fb and won't get one.

It's done nothing for me.

Are we heading up the younger crowd here or what?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:04 PM (ubByS)

Got a couple of matches on Tinder but my understanding you both have to swipe right to match...and I know I didn't swipe right on the ones matched.

And my old coworker and I did Plenty Of Fish just for shits and giggles. I answered every question 100 percent honestly.... got pretty much 100 percent opposite of who I would date.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 15, 2016 11:08 PM (hlMPp)

1500 I don't think Facebook is going to monitor comments on HotAir.
Posted by: Esker Lateman


Facebook doesn't monitor Facebook?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2016 11:09 PM (FkBIv)

1501 1486 I'm 48. Got a haircut today, starting to see gray hairs.
Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 11:06 PM (CbGSW)


Heh. I found my first gray hair when I was 26.

I'm 58 now, and it's about half and half between brown and gray.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

1502 Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2016 11:07 PM (EzgxV)

Nah, it's corporate (Salem) doing this. Townhall already has FB comments.

LOOK OUT YOU RED STATERS, YOU'RE NEXT!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 11:10 PM (Xo1Rt)

1503 That is the point at which you are just grateful you have hair.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2016 11:08 PM (0O2Lr)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I stopped washing my hair with shampoo and gel. My hair stopped falling out.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 11:10 PM (CbGSW)

1504 Is Facebook's deal with Angela Merkel to delete posts on European migrants hold for people posting from non European sites?

Does Facebook delete posts from the US for example?

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 11:10 PM (t8+i3)

1505 I assume you mean Christian? I'm a lapsed Catholic.
Which makes me a true Catholic. I'm a CS Lewis Christian and think that
culturally we need Christianity to undergird our society. Need it and
won't live without it.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:08 PM (ubByS)


The current state of the Church sometimes reminds me of the old Shakespearean line "more honored in the breach than the observance".

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (HalrA)

1506 If I still have hair at 48 - regardless of color - I'll be a happy camper.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (p+Xhr)

1507 1411Also, for the life of me I can't figure out how anyone who is travelling the Moron Way has time for any other sites.

Can't get to the comments from work.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (o78gS)

1508 Interesting that breaking bad and Saul are about good men going bad. Love both shows.

Posted by: Beth M at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (kiy9d)

1509 I don't think Facebook is going to monitor comments on HotAir.
Posted by: Esker Lateman


The don't need to monitor them when algorithms do the work.

Read up on FB's recent pronouncements on comments in the EU regarding the 'refugee' flood.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (WLpmE)

1510 "I don't think Facebook is going to monitor comments on HotAir. "

Ed basically said as much by all the talk about not having to monitor comments ect.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (0C2f1)

1511 I'm 58 now, and it's about half and half between brown and gray.
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah, salt and pepper for eternity kind of sucks. But my best friend went almost completely gray in his 20's so there are worse things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (iHjB5)

1512 Is this thread packed with Hot Air refugees?

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (vsbNu)

1513 I'm a lapsed Catholic, but I did give up wine for Lent. God help me.

Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (jiDCu)

1514 I do not think he was that down on his faith. His work is littered with Christian imagery and ideas. We today think that someone who even flirts with these ideas must have "doubts", but I do not see it that way at all. To me this seemed like a man confident in his faith, wanting to explore virtues, and sins, in his own stories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 11:06 PM (iHjB5)

You misunderstood, I completely agree with you (and the interplay between him and Lewis and their friendly rivalry in the Inklings is amazing). What I was trying to say is, think about the depth of faith it must have taken to have those thoughts about the Vikings. To say "wow, those guys were really courageous, to be good with no thought of eternal reward" speaks volumes about the seriousness of his faith and the strength of the faith community (really the culture) he was living in, that being a moral Christian felt *easy* to him.

And then think about our nation today. And really, I don't want to preach to the conservative choir. I want to show our socialist friends, who are TRYING (and FAILING!) to be courageous in the mold of the Vikings, as he put it, that there's something out there to help them.

Of course, I'm not a particularly good Catholic, as I noted above.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:12 PM (ubByS)

1515 Try posting something anti-Muslim on FB and see how long it lasts. And I don't mean something inocuous like ISIS sucks. I mean something like "did you know Mohammed raped 8 year olds?".

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 15, 2016 11:12 PM (p+Xhr)

1516
What About Bob?
Nothing to Lose

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 15, 2016 11:12 PM (BK3ZS)

1517 Is this thread packed with Hot Air refugees?

only the H1Bs

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 11:12 PM (KCxzN)

1518 Can't get to the comments from work.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (o78gS)


.........

phone dude

Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 11:13 PM (Rtn6b)

1519 1501
Heh. I found my first gray hair when I was 26.

I disown the gray ones so they're not mine.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 11:13 PM (o78gS)

1520 Ace, I worked on the Alamo movie for over a month as an extra. I have a lot of stories, and I can explain why some of the creative choices made were so confusing. The studio (Disney) took creative control after the director's cut didn't screen well. The original screenplay relied on two fictional teenage characters on opposing sides of the war to act as narrative devices from their points of view. Both were around 14 or 15 years old, because Disney. One pal'd around with Stephen F Austin on the Texian side, and the other with Santa Anna. An excerpt of the original script that I had access to read like this: The boys are fighting each other at the battle of San Jacinto. They mortally wound each other on the battlefield, and as they lie next to each other, one says, "Where are you from?" The other says, "Texas." The first boy says, "Me too." Then they hold hands and die. And to everyone's utter shock, that somehow didn't screen well with the test audiences. Their reaction was bad enough that Disney chopped up the whole movie and re-edited it to exclude the two young characters altogether, making the movie feel disjointed and off pace. The director, John Lee Hancock, had tears in his eyes when he had to tell the young actors that they were being omitted and wouldn't receive credit. The San Jacinto battle scenes that we filmed in Bastrop were loosely thrown together like a montage rather than a third act. It was tacked on to the ending, and was flatly anti-climactic, despite us spending over a month filming it. My short moment of fame was cut out, but there's a horrendous shot of my ass in a pair of ill-fitting period trousers. The final result was highly disappointing for all involved. Hundreds of extras, who were mostly there to be part of something important for Texas, worked on the film for over a year. There were always historians and news media on set. The work was grueling, since it was filmed in the Austin area during the height of summer, and our costumes were thick wool. Several injuries, heart attacks, and life flights occurred during the battle scenes. I did get to spend time with and have good conversations with Dennis Quaid and Emilio Echevarria (Santa Anna, he's like the DeNiro of Mexico. He was fantastic in a movie called Amores Perros, and is a very nice guy). So that should give you an idea of why the movie failed, and why it feels compositionally confusing despite its $120 million budget and A-list talent.

Posted by: Brisco_County at February 15, 2016 11:13 PM (KGp9y)

1521 Someone seems to be posting the whole Bible, bit by bit, into the HotAir thread. And the guy who posted the Declaration of Independence just got banned.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2016 11:13 PM (RrDm2)

1522 1510 "I don't think Facebook is going to monitor comments on HotAir. "

Ed basically said as much by all the talk about not having to monitor comments ect.
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (0C2f1)

Ayup. And by requiring FB account sign-in, FB will be mining all the TepidAir comments along with your FB page comments. You say something they don't like, boom, no more TepidAir commenting, no more FB page.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 15, 2016 11:14 PM (kpqmD)

1523 I've never posted in the 1500's before.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2016 11:14 PM (B8JRQ)

1524 1518
phone dude

Can't take my phone to work, either.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 11:14 PM (o78gS)

1525 1512 Is this thread packed with Hot Air refugees?


-------------

Rapefugees. Don't trust 'em.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2016 11:14 PM (sl+zA)

1526 Try posting something anti-Muslim on FB and see how long it lasts. And I don't mean something inocuous like ISIS sucks. I mean something like "did you know Mohammed raped 8 year olds?".


I have lots of friends on FB who post horror stories about what the Muslims are doing in Europe and in their home sewers.

Nobody ever gets censored.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 15, 2016 11:14 PM (1xUj/)

1527 1513
I'm a lapsed Catholic, but I did give up wine for Lent. God help me.


Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (jiDCu)


There's an old Irish joke. "What did you give up for Lent?" "Restraint."

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2016 11:14 PM (HalrA)

1528 1496 - Dyed in the wool 5 point Calvinist here... But unaffected by the "frozen chosen" affliction currently affecting the elect. Grace is amazing... And sovereignty is, well, sovereign. I pray for our nation, our leaders, and our people, but wouldn't you agree that we're entering a transitional phase, say from Kings to Prophets?

Posted by: Redwhiteandtrue at February 15, 2016 11:14 PM (Y7Wo/)

1529 My friends, you have nothing to worry about with Facebook in control of your comments.

Posted by: John McCain at February 15, 2016 11:15 PM (RrDm2)

1530 1506 If I still have hair at 48 - regardless of color - I'll be a happy camper.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (p+Xhr)

This. My hairline is receding in my late 20's. (only noticeable to me so far, but... ah!! hope it stops).

I'm told that's normal. I hope it doesnt recede any further though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 11:15 PM (AkOaV)

1531 Wow, that's great insight, Brisco_County.

Thanks!

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 11:15 PM (0C2f1)

1532 1523
I've never posted in the 1500's before.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2016 11:14 PM (B8JRQ)


I have. You had to nail things on doors back then. Then the stupid time machine left me stranded in this insane century. Anyone know where to get spare parts for a zero-point generator in this timeframe?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2016 11:15 PM (HalrA)

1533 "Heh. I found my first gray hair when I was 26.

I'm 58 now, and it's about half and half between brown and gray."


Around 30. Big, ol' grey honker. 10 years later it's here and there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 15, 2016 11:16 PM (2Yw6t)

1534 Can't take my phone to work, either.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2016 11:14 PM (o78gS)


.........

well, that sucks

Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 11:16 PM (Rtn6b)

1535 There is no benefit to telling the truth anymore.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 15, 2016 11:06 PM (r6bSH)

No benefit talking to the Police. Even if you're the victim.

(yes the victim has talked to the police and wound up being arrested. it's happened)

best advice; Do not talk to the police. Ever. They can lie to you but you can't lie to them. (especially the Feds, just ask Scooter Libby and Martha Stewart and countless others.)

Be polite, be respectful but decline to say anything.

Rather than coming off sounding like a phony lawyer wannabe, just say 'I have nothing to say, sir' Or 'on the advice of counsel, I've been told to not speak to the police without a lawyer present, sir'.

If they want to make criminals of our every act (which they seem to want to) then you must act like a criminal. Keep quiet and don't speak to them. You just don't know what you might say that could be used to charge you with a crime. You just don't know and the cops won't tell you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 15, 2016 11:16 PM (Xo1Rt)

1536 1514
Yeah, I misunderstood. Imagine that time: you had men like Tolkien, CS Lewis, GK Chesterton all running around at the same time. Must have been interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 11:16 PM (iHjB5)

1537 also, no one ever told me that it's not just horses that get long in the teeth.

literally, my gums have moved from where they were in my teen years. What the fuck is up with that?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 11:17 PM (AkOaV)

1538
Everybody sing :

♪ don't have to live like a refugee ♪

Posted by: Esker Lateman at February 15, 2016 11:17 PM (t8+i3)

1539 Got a couple of matches on Tinder but my understanding you both have to swipe right to match...and I know I didn't swipe right on the ones matched.

And my old coworker and I did Plenty Of Fish just for shits and giggles. I answered every question 100 percent honestly.... got pretty much 100 percent opposite of who I would date.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 15, 2016 11:08 PM (hlMPp)

Heh, I match with girls on tinder and I'm like "Now I have to be clever? For this?"

I got lucky off OK Cupid but... those girls are trying to date. That algorithm is GOOD too, I had a couple of serious relationships off there.

I'm done, I want to meet girls "for real" it's better that way.

That said. Check out Bumble. I've come across numerous Patriots cheerleaders. Also a shitload of rich girls. They're all 9s on there. It's downright offensive. What the hell are they doing on an app?

Girls to swipe left on - those whose pictures are all group pics of identical blondes in little black dresses. Then you get to play a fun little game I like to call "which bitch?"

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:17 PM (ubByS)

1540 1511
But my best friend went almost completely gray in his 20's so there are worse things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (iHjB5)


I once met a woman who was completely gray in her 20s. I told her she looked "distinguished".

I'm not sure whether she appreciated the joke. She was rather attractive, though.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2016 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

1541 There's an old Irish joke. "What did you give up for Lent?" "Restraint."
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party


I guarantee you it's not funny to any nun, Irish or otherwise.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 11:17 PM (WLpmE)

1542 Posted by: Brisco_County


Cool insight. Thanks for that.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2016 11:18 PM (0O2Lr)

1543 Yeah, I misunderstood. Imagine that time: you had men like Tolkien, CS Lewis, GK Chesterton all running around at the same time. Must have been interesting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 11:16 PM (iHjB5)

They won the second world war and handed us the greatest freest most prosperous culture in world history. We have big boots to fill and we're all high, drunk, stupid, or crazy.

God help us.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:18 PM (ubByS)

1544 The Hot Airheads needs to go find Maetenloch on Twitter and tell him to post the ONT. They should meet him. He finds those reminders helpful.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 15, 2016 11:18 PM (2x3L+)

1545
I'm told that's normal. I hope it doesnt recede any further though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 11:15 PM (AkOaV)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I stopped washing my hair with shampoo and using gel. And my hair stopped falling out. I don't know why, it just did.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 11:18 PM (CbGSW)

1546 Ok, Gassers, now's the point at which people start calling "ONT" or "Nood".

Time to refresh the front page and hit the Overnight Open Thread post.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 11:19 PM (WLpmE)

1547 Horde-sourcing: my Eotech EXPS 2-2 sight must have been damaged in the canoe accident, as it has stopped turning on.

So even though I swearsies don't have anything to attach it to, I'd like it to function, just for the principle of the thing.

So in looking on the interwebs, I find that L3 is in a big pile of stink with the Feds over their products and is offering rebates.

Since I have a brick I reckon I'll take advantage.

So--has everyone but me already heard about this? Anyone else returning a sight?

And what are people buying as a replacement? I liked the thing while it worked. Like, when I walked around pretending it was attached to something and yelling bang and stuff.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2016 11:19 PM (TqXWc)

1548 It's Time.

Let these games begin

nood

ONT

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2016 11:20 PM (KCxzN)

1549 Gray hair on women never looks good. Never.

Sorry Jeb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2016 11:20 PM (sl+zA)

1550 ont ont ont

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 11:20 PM (AkOaV)

1551 I stopped washing my hair with shampoo and using gel. And my hair stopped falling out. I don't know why, it just did.


I think shampooing to much, daily, for instance, is bad for your hair.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 15, 2016 11:20 PM (rwI+c)

1552 Bitter Clinger, have you seen the youtube of "I don't answer questions" ? Right up your alley... My uncle is the president of the Michigan State Association of Prosecutors, that's exactly the advice he gave me.

Posted by: Redwhiteandtrue at February 15, 2016 11:20 PM (Y7Wo/)

1553 My grandma got a huge gray patch at 26. Not like a nice streak, just a patch. She had jet black hair so it was quite noticeable.

Jet black hair dye for life, which apparently was a bit toxic back in the day.

My hair isn't grey, but it's not blonde anymore either. It's weird adjusting to yourself with brown hair.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 11:20 PM (0C2f1)

1554 ONTONTONTONTONT

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:20 PM (ubByS)

1555 I stopped washing my hair with shampoo and using gel. And my hair stopped falling out. I don't know why, it just did.
Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 11:18 PM (CbGSW)

well I dont use gel... and I do plan on washing my hair. what do you use if not shampoo?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 11:20 PM (AkOaV)

1556 Saw Deadpool over the weekend. Fabulously vulgar and raunchy with a threadbare plot but superbly entertaining and hilarious. Long overdue parody of the superhero genre and well worth the price of admission.

Posted by: trap at February 15, 2016 11:20 PM (666dK)

1557 ont up!

Posted by: jake at February 15, 2016 11:21 PM (Rtn6b)

1558 Btw, if anyone is looking for a decent Cinnamon whiskey, try Jim Beam Kentucky Fire. It has more bourbon flavor than Jack Daniels (less candied?) and is quite a bit cheaper ($15 vs $26.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2016 11:21 PM (iHjB5)

1559 1546 Ok, Gassers, now's the point at which people start calling "ONT" or "Nood".

Time to refresh the front page and hit the Overnight Open Thread post.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 11:19 PM (WLpmE)1546 Ok, Gassers, now's the point at which people start calling "ONT" or "Nood".


Being first is like jumping into the pool of Bethesda when the angel stirs the waters. Only it's darker and barrel-like. And you don't get healed of anything.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2016 11:22 PM (TqXWc)

1560 Brisco_County at February 15, 2016 11:13 PM

Next time try some paragraph breaks, please. I just can't read that wall of text.

JMHO

Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2016 11:22 PM (o/90i)

1561 If I still have hair at 48 - regardless of color - I'll be a happy camper.>>>

Got my hair and as long as I shave not very gray at 53. Don't have a woman by my side though. in genetics I was lucky in good judgement in my younger years not so much.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 15, 2016 11:22 PM (r6bSH)

1562 A movie I liked (but was expecting to) was Grabbers. Alien monsters land near a small island off the Irish coast. They like to drink blood, but the heroes discover that alcohol is toxic to them. They want to save people but don't want to start a panic.

Solution? Have the entire town in a lock down at the pub.

Very funny and inventive.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2016 11:23 PM (B8JRQ)

1563 So we've passed the 95 Theses, think we'll hit the beginning of the Thirty Years War?

Posted by: Josephistan at February 15, 2016 11:23 PM (7qAYi)

1564 I don't think Facebook is going to monitor comments on HotAir.

Screw monitoring. It's the lack of anonymity that would kill everything.

I'm sure the conversations will wind up being *relatively* civil...and bland...and boring as hell.

Posted by: AD at February 15, 2016 11:23 PM (QWY55)

1565 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2016 11:14 PM (HalrA)


I literally lmao. Thank you. I needed that today. We moved the office today. Phones and internet were a nightmare.

Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2016 11:24 PM (jiDCu)

1566
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 15, 2016 11:17 PM (ubByS)

Haven't even heard of those. Well Ok Cupid I have but not the other one.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 15, 2016 11:26 PM (hlMPp)

1567 "No benefit talking to the Police. Even if you're the victim.

(yes the victim has talked to the police and wound up being arrested. it's happened)"



A couple of times recently, cops have shot victims and individuals reporting a crime dead.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 15, 2016 11:27 PM (NPofj)

1568 1520 --- Brisco County --- Very interesting!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2016 11:27 PM (T/5A0)

1569 well I dont use gel... and I do plan on washing my hair. what do you use if not shampoo?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 15, 2016 11:20 PM (AkOaV)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Hot water. Scrub the water in the way you do with shampoo. You'll have to do it several times during the shower. Your hair won't be dirty but it won't be bouncy either.

Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2016 11:30 PM (CbGSW)

1570 u have to have fb to join tinder, it imports your info. dating online is totally crap. Best just to go Obi-Wan aka Galt or Gaga. Just saying

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 11:32 PM (KIJKy)

1571 There were people in the previous thread speculating on when Iran would have the bomb. They already have the bomb; remember their centrifuges have been separating U235 for years. They are working on delivery systems; rockets big enough to deliver crude gun type U235 bombs similar to the Hiroshima thin man as warheads to Europe and Israel. I hate to be obvious; but you don't work on delivery systems unless you have something to deliver.

The Hiroshima bomb wasn't tested because the physicists knew it would work. The Iranians don't have to test their bomb either; they know it will work.

By the way, a thin man style bomb is a horribly unsafe weapon to try to use; a fire can set it off because you only need to detonate a single high explosive charge to initiate the nuclear explosion. Implosion bombs have to have all their explosives detonated simultaneously (within less than a microsecond of each other) so fires only cause the high explosive to go off without the risk of a nuclear detonation. That is a big part of the reason that the US only built one gun type bomb. The Enola Gay bomb officer put the explosive charge into the Thin Man after the bomber took off because he was worried about the possibility of a crash on take off detonating the weapon.

Posted by: An Observation at February 15, 2016 11:36 PM (XV2qj)

1572 Anyone know where to get spare parts for a zero-point generator in this timeframe?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2016 11:15 PM (HalrA)


DC or Zeta function?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2016 11:38 PM (q2o38)

1573 "An Observation "

Well that's...uplifting.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2016 11:40 PM (3DIzJ)

1574 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8d8y4BLWtI

If this link goes through, if I don't end in thr barrel /??

Posted by: prophet at February 15, 2016 11:40 PM (KIJKy)

1575 I hate to be obvious; but you don't work on delivery systems unless you have something to deliver.

Posted by: An Observation


They have one; a cement mixer with run-flat tires, three axles, and a cow-catcher near a border crossing or nine.

I think they'd still rather have plausible deniability than cook off a tracked incoming.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2016 11:45 PM (WLpmE)

1576 Remember these are religious fanatics intent on bringing on the Muslim end times - they have no interest in plausible deniability. M.A.D. won't work on nuclear suicide bombers.

A dump truck delivery system won't kill Israel - which is one of the things they want to do.

I hate to be such a downer - but reality is reality. I am reminded of the line in Red October which I now say to President Obama: "You arrogant fool you've killed us all."

Posted by: An Observation at February 16, 2016 12:07 AM (XV2qj)

1577 Deadpool baby.

Posted by: Guido911 at February 16, 2016 12:15 AM (Q0d1T)

1578 261 Alamo Defender: Thomas Miller, Gonzales Texas.

He was one of the 31 from Gonzales that rode through Santa Anna's lines to get into the Alamo. They knew they rode to their deaths of course.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 15, 2016 07:34 PM (3myMJ)


We may be related. My 4th great uncle was John Davis, one of the Immortal 32 along with your ancestor.

Their story would make a great movie. While the Mexicans marched from Gonzales to the Alamo, the Immortal 32 shadowed them and picked them off from behind trees, rocks, and whatever else they could hide behind.

The Come and Take It cannon was buried in the Gonzales peach orchard of my ancestor, George Washington Davis..

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit (a real Texan) at February 16, 2016 12:17 AM (dPpmC)

1579 "The Come and Take It cannon was buried in the Gonzales peach orchard of my ancestor, George Washington Davis.."

That is so cool.

Posted by: Lauren at February 16, 2016 12:21 AM (3DIzJ)

1580 OT: Fifth day off school saga continues. Grandson and I tore an ol pc apart today. I am trying to teach basic electronics to him but he digresses into what the different metals are. I saved the lead heat sink, but is the copper worth trying to melt?
Posted by: FCF at February 15, 2016 10:09 PM (kejii)

Posted by: FCF at February 15, 2016 10:14 PM (kejii)


Scrap metal is at close to an all-time low right now, per a friend in the biz. Doubt there is as much as a dollar's worth of metal scrap in a PC. Save the neodymium magnets from the hard drive. They at least are fun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2016 12:32 AM (Z8fuk)

1581 1512
Is this thread packed with Hot Air refugees?

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2016 11:11 PM (vsbNu)
===============================
Hope not. You know how THEY are. Morrisey had to go to Facebook to get rid of most of them. Let me know if you see any of them here.

Posted by: Mimzey at February 16, 2016 11:59 AM (aRUb8)

1582 Briscoe County:

I got the sense that Jim bowie died earlier in the movie, but that the audiences didn't like that, so they shot some new footage of him just lingering in bed to keep him involved, barely. Is that what happened?

Posted by: ace at February 16, 2016 12:36 PM (dciA+)

1583 The tacked-on ending explanation makes sense. I was expecting the movie to end at the fall of the Alamo, and then there was a rushed montage of Houston's campaign against Santa Anna.

Though that tacked-on ending wasn't bad! Had they had any confidence in the film, though, they would have left all that out for a possible sequel.

Posted by: ace at February 16, 2016 12:37 PM (dciA+)

1584 Ace, in Texas, all public school students have to take Texas history, and the textbook account states that Jim Bowie was ill during the battle and fought from his sick bed. So by the best historical accounts, the portrayal of his death in the movie is accurate. His caretaker, a woman named Senora Candelaria, witnessed it and made a living in Texas recounting it for patrons. Her entire account is here: http://tinyurl.com/zp5rx55

Since the movie was a labor of love, historians were always on set. It was impressive and reassuring to see the studio and director go to such effort. That's why John Lee Hancock tried to rescue the film after Ron Howard jumped ship. Hancock is from Texas City, a town I grew up next to on the Houston ship channel, so his effort toward historical accuracy was genuine. One scene I remember filming was the surrender of Santa Anna, and they arranged the actors as closely as possible to this painting (I portrayed the figure on the far left raising his hat): http://tinyurl.com/jmlqfht

The battle of San Jacinto is a necessary bookend for the story, since it gives the ultimate justification for the deaths of those sacrificed, and casts the Alamo as a Pyrrhic victory. The battle of San Jacinto was too short to carry a three act film, so it would've been perfect as a third act. One thing I found funny while shooting: It was filmed in Bastrop, which was especially dry and dusty that summer. San Jacinto is surrounded by swamp on the Houston ship channel, and is humid and lush. We had to have water trucks drive through the battle field between takes and douse the earth to prevent dust clouds while filming.

Here's one thing that hardly anyone outside of Texas knows: To commemorate the liberation of Texas from Mexico, San Jacinto has its own monument based almost precisely on the design Washington monument. Other than the base, the key exception is a lone star on top, which makes it 5 feet taller than the Washington monument. Washington was not happy with this addition. Those of us that grew up in Houston have been to this thing countless times: http://tinyurl.com/jmlqfht

Posted by: Brisco_County at February 16, 2016 02:53 PM (YynD5)

1585 Correction, here is the link to the San Jacinto monument: http://tinyurl.com/h9o379g

Posted by: Brisco_County at February 16, 2016 02:58 PM (SVU/X)

1586 Ace, I pretty much agree with your takes on the Bush Lied attacks from Trump. One other thing to consider --- remember SC is an open primary. Dems and Indys can vote. Is Trump trying to pull off enough liberal votes with the Moveon.org old liberal attacks regarding Iraq war to get him to victory in SC? I believe the open primary is basically why we still have Lindsey Graham in the senate. He is impossible to primary out because of the open primary in SC - he gets votes from the libs.

Posted by: Kevin at February 16, 2016 03:02 PM (PB1cT)

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