The Democrat Party Shifted One Caucus Vote From Sanders to Hillary For Unexplained Reasons

When I say caucus vote, what I mean is -- I don't know what I mean, to be honest. I do not understand this system, particularly the Democrats' version of it.

But I know that at the end of the day, the 120,000+ actual votes were boiled into about 1300 caucus votes. Each caucus gets a certain number of caucus votes. The tally of actual votes broke down to something like 49.8% Hillary, 49.6% Sanders. In caucus votes, it's something like 646 Hillary, 642 Sanders.

Remember, Sanders actually won more caucus votes than Hillary. Hillary's edge comes from winning six-out-of-six coin filps to assign caucus votes in tiebreaking situations.

In at least one case -- the one we know about -- the Democrat Party, for some reason, deducted a caucus vote that had been assigned, correctly, to Sanders, and re-assigned it, incorrectly, to Hillary.

Some say this might all be completely innocent.

Other people are mentally alert.

In the Iowa Democratic party’s chaotic attempt to report caucus results on Monday night, the results in at least one precinct were unilaterally changed by the party as it attempted to deal with the culmination of a rushed and imperfect process overseeing the first-in-the-nation nominating contest.

In Grinnell Ward 1, the precinct where elite liberal arts college Grinnell College is located, 19 delegates were awarded to Bernie Sanders and seven were awarded to Hillary Clinton on caucus night. However, the Iowa Democratic party decided to shift one delegate from Sanders to Clinton on the night and did not notify precinct chair J Pablo Silva that they had done so. Silva only discovered that this happened the next day, when checking the precinct results in other parts of the county.

The shift of one delegate at a county convention level would not have significantly affected the ultimate outcome of the caucus, but rather, it raises questions about the Iowa Democratic party’s management of caucus night.

The head of the Iowa Democrat Party, whose license plate once read HRC 2016, has absolutely ruled out any kind of audit or rechecking of the Iowa Caucus results.

Pat Caddell said on election night he knew -- maybe he meant "knew in his bones" -- that the Democrat Party knew that Sanders had in fact won, and any audit would expose this fact, so they're determined to shut all inquires down.

National Dead Heat: Just caught this on Hot Air -- Hillary had been leading the national polls. Sanders, ominously enough for Hillary, tied or beat her in the states where they actually had spent a lot of time with the voters, but nationally, Hillary had a big lead on Sanders.

No longer. Quinnippiac puts this at 44-42, a statistical tie.

Posted by: Ace at 03:29 PM




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1 It's Chinatown, er, Democrat Party, Jake...

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at February 05, 2016 03:31 PM (ucB75)

2 ace, that piece you attribute to Jay Cost was written by Jonathan V Last.

Posted by: rokshox at February 05, 2016 03:31 PM (Ap82b)

3 Maybe the dems will finally start believing in vote fraud.

Hahahahaha

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 05, 2016 03:32 PM (XtAzU)

4
.... and Democrats lecture us on how there is no such thing as election fraud.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 05, 2016 03:34 PM (8XRCm)

5 Because Inevitable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

6 T10

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2016 03:35 PM (6xtq3)

7 Sounds like its time to dance.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:35 PM (gmeXX)

8 Gee how could this happen? Voter fraud is a Republican lie!


Also, because we all deserve a palate cleanser after the last post, have this.

https://youtu.be/vvvX5QM4z3Y

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

9 Now watch me dance away with all your votes, loser.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at February 05, 2016 03:36 PM (8ZskC)

10 What kind of world is this - when I find myself hoping the communist gets the lead? Gee whiz I despise my own self.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (dFi94)

11 And the Dems awarded Rubio another delegate, just for "fairness."

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (JO9+V)

12 *Begins hoarding toilet paper and deodorant*

Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (fbovC)

13 Ace, not to backpedal, but the author of the article you quoted on the previous post was Jonathan Last, not Jay Cost.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (4df7R)

14 So basically it's time for Bernie to suffer a tragic accident.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (RD7QR)

15 What kind of world is this - when I find myself hoping the communist gets the lead?

-----------

Grammie - see the prior thread.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:38 PM (gmeXX)

16 What kind of world is this - when I find myself hoping the communist gets the lead?



Commie or Satan. Your choice.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 03:38 PM (KUNWw)

17 It's not unexplained, she needed the win more than Bernie

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2016 03:38 PM (HWcaz)

18 "What kind of world is this - when I find myself hoping the communist gets the lead? Gee whiz I despise my own self."
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (dFi94)

Actually, at this point, that's the only sane expectation for the Dems - unless Biden is chosen at the convention.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 05, 2016 03:38 PM (dQJCS)

19 13: Is this thing on?

Posted by: rokshox at February 05, 2016 03:38 PM (Ap82b)

20 They should make the next Dem debate a dance off.

Posted by: blaster at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (2Ocf1)

21 The problem is that "caucus" sounds like "cock us" and I don't want to associate the word "cock" with either Hillary or Sanders.

Now excuse while I go projectile vomit.

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (jBuUi)

22 I think you mean Pat Fucking Caddell, Ace.
He's kinda touchy about that.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (qqwYn)

23
Last night around 11 pm, I was driving and thought I saw 3 big cats scurry across the road. Instead, tey were 3 little coyotes, looking to eat cats. I wonder where the adult(s) in their pack were? Probably, busy eating the dogs.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (iQIUe)

24 It CONFIRMS the Iowa Democratic party's management of caucus night.


WTF?

Posted by: zombie Boss Tweed at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (326rv)

25 So Hillz is still a useless old hunk of rotten meat whose only claim to fame is a vajayjay that hates guns?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (kXoT0)

26 It's not who casts the votes, it's who counts the votes that matter. Or in a Dem Iowa caucus, counts the noses and awards delegates.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2016 03:40 PM (JO9+V)

27 25 So Hillz is still a useless old hunk of rotten meat whose only claim to fame is a vajayjay that hates guns?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (kXoT0)

So her tits are totally into 2A? Or did you want that image in your head?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 05, 2016 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

28 Hillary will open America's Buchenwald, except with High Speed Trains.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 05, 2016 03:40 PM (OvUux)

29 Witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Dem-Star!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 03:40 PM (+aCe4)

30 Jeez. Vote for the loon or the thief.

What's a Democrat to do? Why are Democrats not hanging their heads in shame?

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 05, 2016 03:40 PM (bpn7O)

31 What difference, at this point, does it make?

**hic**

**cackles**

**crazily dances off stage**

Posted by: Shrillary! at February 05, 2016 03:40 PM (H9MG5)

32 It all works, rite, amigo?

Posted by: Hanging Chad Ain't a Movie at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (WHVu+)

33 "What kind of world is this - when I find myself hoping the communist gets the lead? Gee whiz I despise my own self."
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (dFi94)

----

...point of order, Grammie, If I may.


They are BOTH commies. Only one of them admits it tho.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (8XRCm)

34 It pays to be annotated

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (HWcaz)

35 Just an accounting error by a minor employee.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (Qvgg/)

36 Remember how angry Democrats were about the election of George W Bush in 2000?

Yeah. Ask your Democrat relatives how they feel about this. One thing that I can guarantee is that they will vote for Hillary Clinton in November if she is the Democrat candidate even if she is running from a prison cell.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (MpvuV)

37 So Ben Carson is kind of losing it, isn't he?

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (gmeXX)

38 These questions, all of these questions - they are vexing, so vexing.

As Hillary said yesterday in my little serial "You will fall in line or you will fall in a line."

What's so difficult to understand about blatant threats and the exercise of raw political power?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

39 The Venezuelan Economic Model coming soon to a theater near you.

Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (fbovC)

40 26 It's not who casts the votes, it's who counts the votes that matter. Or in a Dem Iowa caucus, counts the noses and awards delegates.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2016 03:40 PM (JO9+V)

Yeah, the Iowa caucus setup seems to be purpose-built for gaming the system.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

41 It's not who casts the votes, it's who counts the votes that matter. Or in a Dem Iowa caucus, counts the noses and awards delegates.
Posted by: Count de Monet

This! You've learned well.

Posted by: zombie Boss Tweed at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (326rv)

42 From anecdotes... neither party seems to know how to run a caucus.

There are a lot of reports of the Repub Caucus also being hinky...

People trying to get in, but because of long lines, they did not get checked in on time...

Having to move some to a parking lot...

Not enough ballots... so they were writing stuff on paper... which means you could vote as many times as you wanted.

It amazes me that after more than 200 years of doing this... we can't seem to run an election without there being some inkling of voter fraud...

Its almost as though... THEY WANT VOTER FRAUD.... like... oh... we the PEOPLE are not really in charge...

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (f7rv6)

43 Honest mistake. They thought it was a carcass vote.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 03:42 PM (HgMAr)

44 Some say this might all be completely
-----


I hope after the election the whole 'some say' crap goes away. TFG pounded that into the ground.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:42 PM (fWAjv)

45 Also, because we all deserve a palate cleanser after the last post, have this.

https://youtu.be/vvvX5QM4z3Y
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD



Ah...the days of MTV, VHS, and freeze-framing to see if that really was a glimpse of Helena Christensen's nipple.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 03:42 PM (1xUj/)

46 >>This! You've learned well.

Da comrade.

Posted by: Josef Stalin at February 05, 2016 03:42 PM (/tuJf)

47 28 Hillary will open America's Buchenwald, except with High Speed Trains.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 05, 2016 03:40 PM (OvUux)

No no no, it will be Happy Fun Buchenwald. Totally different.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (RD7QR)

48 The Clinton Miasma. It abides.

There is no way she will be the nominee.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (659DL)

49 I just wish we could go back to the time when our Presidents weren't wicked. I think "not wicked" should be a minimum threshold.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (dFi94)

50 >>The head of the Iowa Democrat Party, whose license plate once read HRC 2016, has absolutely ruled out any kind of audit or rechecking of the Iowa Caucus results.


nice work.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (qqwYn)

51 They should make the next Dem debate a dance off.

Posted by: blaster at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (2Ocf1)

Born to Hand Jive!

Posted by: Vince Fontaine at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (JO9+V)

52 Aaaand Hillary was just screaming about how the economy is "rigged" so that the rich get richer ....or somesuch.

I *love* that they have to stoop to such obvious fraud to drag he carcass to the finish line. Suck it, Democrats. You own Hillary. You own the vote fraud, the vague and oddly flexible rules and vote count shenanigans.
You own ALL of it!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (NOIQH)

53 It seems that even Democrats are now waking up to the fact that the Democratic Party is a criminal gang.

The Iowa Cock-Us Caper exposed the corruption so blatantly that even Democrats saw it and were disgusted.

Now do you understand what we've been talking about for decades, Dem voters?

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (jBuUi)

54 What kind of world is this - when I find myself hoping the communist gets the lead? Gee whiz I despise my own self.


Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (dFi94)


Because common sense tells you that Bernie, while an old commie, will be utterly ineffectual and that Hillary will take vengeance, malice, and incompetence to never before seen places.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

55
They should make the next Dem debate a dance off.
Posted by: blaster at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (2Ocf1)
................

Dancing with the Czars.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 03:44 PM (HgMAr)

56 My mother is a Hillary voter if anyone is. A little older than Hillary, big Obama supporter, graduated from seven sister like Hillary. She now supports Bernie.

Posted by: bjk at February 05, 2016 03:44 PM (Z0RQU)

57 If somehow I could only vote for Bernie or Hildabeast I would vote for the old commie in a heartbeat. Hildabeast will make Barak look like a choir boy with the crap she will pull.

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2016 03:45 PM (HWcaz)

58 It is nice to see the Democrats beating the shit out of each other for a change. Well fellow travelers anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2016 03:45 PM (/tuJf)

59 Dancing with the Czars.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 03:44 PM (HgMAr)
====================================

Oh that's good.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:45 PM (dFi94)

60 So her tits are totally into 2A? Or did you want that image in your head?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 05, 2016 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

Well, the vajayjay is her secret weapon, men can and do have tits/man boobs -- shudders, yes, Caitlyn, we know --, but, they have to have a lot of irreversible surgery to get the Big Vee.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 05, 2016 03:45 PM (kXoT0)

61 Dems don't seem actually embarrassed or upset about this Iowa thing. I think they are proud of it.

Posted by: blaster at February 05, 2016 03:45 PM (2Ocf1)

62 Sidebar: Playing Outta Control by 50 Cent with video of NYC crane collapse. Goes perfectly. And I mean perfectly perfectly not just regular perfectly.

Posted by: bour3 at February 05, 2016 03:45 PM (5x3+2)

63 It's just the democrat two step.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2016 03:46 PM (kTF2Z)

64
Dancing with the Czars.
Posted by: wth


Honest mistake. They thought it was a carcass vote.
Posted by: wth

En Fuego!

Posted by: Yet another guy that yells'en fuego!' at February 05, 2016 03:46 PM (326rv)

65 Last night around 11 pm, I was driving and thought I saw 3 big cats scurry across the road. Instead, tey were 3 little coyotes, looking to eat cats.Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (iQIUe)

Can coyotes climb things like cats can? I was wondering the other day...

These caucuses seem ripe for fraud. And real fraud, not zomg ted cruz fraud.

Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 03:46 PM (lIU4e)

66 If donks fixing the results, why shouldnt the BernieBros run thru the room with baseball bats breaking kneecaps like the good old days? I'm sure they have plenty of union goons.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 03:46 PM (iQIUe)

67 Go, Bolshevik, go!
Good Lord, it would be so sweet to see Hillary lose the nomination.
And in this case it wouldn't be Queen Inevitable smacked down by a black-magical Lightbringer but by a goony old crank.

(Ah, I can dream!)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2016 03:46 PM (T/5A0)

68 This election is proving to me that I wasted my youth fighting the Cold War.

Because while we won overseas.... folks here allowed them to flourish...

Until now one may very well be our next President.

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 05, 2016 03:46 PM (f7rv6)

69 I'm curious, what kind of shoes does Hillary wear to hide her cloven hooves?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2016 03:47 PM (hJrjt)

70
I just wish we could go back to the time when our Presidents weren't wicked. I think "not wicked" should be a minimum threshold.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (dFi94)
..........................

That's a pretty high threshold for our party.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at February 05, 2016 03:47 PM (HgMAr)

71 >>Dems don't seem actually embarrassed or upset about this Iowa thing. I think they are proud of it.

Maybe. But if the meme that Hillary is a lying, cheating scumbag who will do anything to win takes hold on the left instead of just the right, I don't see those idealistic Obama commie voters flocking to vote for cankles.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2016 03:47 PM (/tuJf)

72 Well, just let me say that I am profoundly, PROFOUNDLY disappointed that even Senator Sanders appears to have been co-opted by The Right Wing Hate Machine in their evil and vile attempt to deny Mrs. Clinton her historic destiny to become America's first female president! At least I and all fair minded, right thinking people can be thankful that there are groups like the Iowa Democratic Party willing to fight back against these deplorable attempts to deny America's hard working, middle class families their greatest champion!

Posted by: Real Everyday American at February 05, 2016 03:47 PM (YFFpo)

73 Dems don't seem actually embarrassed or upset about this Iowa thing. I think they are proud of it.
Posted by: blaster

Was Fagin proud of the Dodger?

Was Grendel's mother not proud of her wee babe?

Posted by: zombie Boss Tweed at February 05, 2016 03:47 PM (326rv)

74 No no no, it will be Happy Fun Buchenwald. Totally different.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (RD7QR)


For one thing the signs will be in English and Spanish...

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

75 The gulags will open under Hildabeast and chances of impeachment will be less because by then no one will ever crossed her

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2016 03:47 PM (HWcaz)

76 I just wish we could go back to the time when our Presidents weren't wicked. I think "not wicked" should be a minimum threshold.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (dFi94)

Yeah, Google completely ruined "Don't be Evil."

I really would like to see us have a President again who is not an un-indicted felon. Both BJ Clinton and Bobo are demonstrably felons, just not indicted or prosecuted.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 05, 2016 03:48 PM (kXoT0)

77 Hillary and Bernie walk into a bar. After piling up a huge tab the bartender brings them the bill. Hillary looks at Bernie and says 'flip you for it to see who pays'

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 03:48 PM (AEEhl)

78 You know, if Sanders seriously were in this to win, he'd be raising holy hell about the fraud and manipulation.

The fact that he's not makes me question his motives.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 05, 2016 03:48 PM (iIzG7)

79 It's all fun and games until Al Sharpton (again) invites the UN to oversee a US election.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:48 PM (NOIQH)

80 Hillary started tanking in the polls about mid February in 2008 also. Before that she was beating the snot out of obama by over 25 points.

As more and more people see her in public twerking she is going to lose more votes.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 03:48 PM (iONHu)

81 I can't figure out which would be more satisfying:

1. Seeing Hillary indicted.

2. Seeing Hillary lose the Democrat nomination to Bernie.

3. Seeing Hillary lose in the biggest landslide for the GOP since 92.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:48 PM (gmeXX)

82 Oh, and further, hiding the smell of soiled Depends must be hard enough for Hillary but how does she hide the eternal smell of sulphur?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2016 03:49 PM (hJrjt)

83 Am I the only one starting to think GOTV is corrupt politician shorthand for "cheat"?

Posted by: Rick Tingles at February 05, 2016 03:49 PM (8NA++)

84
I'm curious, what kind of shoes does Hillary wear to hide her cloven hooves?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2016 03:47 PM (hJrjt)
......................

Hey! We identify as feet.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at February 05, 2016 03:49 PM (HgMAr)

85 @71 the Dema actually prefer lying cheating scumbags so that goes in her favor.

Posted by: blaster at February 05, 2016 03:50 PM (2Ocf1)

86 Wow, in the earlier Hillary thread, reading the article...it seems Hillary was indeed schlonged in 2008. She had more votes? And lost? What the fuck.

As bad as Hillary President 44 would have been...it would've been I'd say conservatively a million times better than Obama's lawless invasion USA administration. Which is also lawless and owned by Goldman Sachs.

Wow, we all got scholonged.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 05, 2016 03:50 PM (EjBTO)

87 bjk....I know what you mean.

My mother, of all people, *should* be a Hillbot but she's leaning Sanders.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2016 03:50 PM (qUNWi)

88 I'm...I'm... I'm really not feeling very well after seeing the video.... that video clip pla - pla - playing in the last thread.

I think I need to lay down for a little while and just rest.

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2016 03:51 PM (6xtq3)

89 #81

4. See Hillz literally stroke out and windup "locked into" her creaking carcass.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 05, 2016 03:51 PM (kXoT0)

90 >> So Hillz is still a useless old hunk of rotten meat whose only claim to fame is a vajayjay that hates guns?

Well, to be fair, she hates weapons, too.

Posted by: GySgt. Huma at February 05, 2016 03:51 PM (ml1PM)

91 >>Hillary and Bernie walk into a bar. After piling up a huge tab the
bartender brings them the bill. Hillary looks at Bernie and says 'flip
you for it to see who pays'


Hillary ask Bernie if he has a coin, as she hasn't carried a purse for decades ("that's what the Secret Service is for!"). Bernie gives her a coin, she flips it and it lands on the ground. Before Bernie can lean over to see the result, Hillary screams "Heads, I win!" scoops up the coin and waddles out the door, leaving Bernie with the tab and not enough coin to cover it.
Hillary a-twerk!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:51 PM (NOIQH)

92 Hillary is supposed to do the coin toss at Super Bowl 50.

Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2016 03:51 PM (VndSC)

93 You know, if Sanders seriously were in this to win, he'd be raising holy hell about the fraud and manipulation.

The fact that he's not makes me question his motives.
Posted by: Qoheleth

Good idea!

What planet should I file the complaint?

Posted by: Bernie the bolshevik at February 05, 2016 03:51 PM (326rv)

94
You think that's bad? Turns out I just voted for for Hillary in New Hampshire by absentee ballot.

Posted by: Vince Foster - Trusted the Wrong Dame

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2016 03:52 PM (kdS6q)

95 So Hillz is still a useless old besotted hunk of rotten meat whose only claim to fame is a vajayjay that hates guns?

FIFY

Posted by: McCool at February 05, 2016 03:52 PM (nCSwS)

96 She's as crooked as a dog's hind leg.

That is the reason I will vote for anybody over her. I'm not sitting this one out.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 05, 2016 03:52 PM (X+q7f)

97 I can't figure out which would be more satisfying:

1. Seeing Hillary indicted.

2. Seeing Hillary lose the Democrat nomination to Bernie.

3. Seeing Hillary lose in the biggest landslide for the GOP since 92.



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 03:52 PM (KUNWw)

98 O/T, missed the below thread but Hillary looks like she's doing the "Elaine Benes."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 03:52 PM (/1Auz)

99 >>>They should make the next Dem debate a dance off.
Posted by: blaster at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (2Ocf1)
................
Dancing with the Czars.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 03:44 PM (HgMAr)<<<

Can't touch this.

Posted by: H.C. Hammer... and Sickle at February 05, 2016 03:52 PM (H9MG5)

100 Wow, its been a pretty peaceful afternoon on these parts. Hillary's dancing and the Democrats corruption has brought the Horde together.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:52 PM (gmeXX)

101 They should make the next Dem debate a dance off.



Posted by: blaster at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (2Ocf1)


With an ambulance nearby just in case.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2016 03:53 PM (4ErVI)

102 The fact that he's not makes me question his motives.
Posted by: Qoheleth

Good idea!

What planet should I file the complaint?
Posted by: Bernie



Third Rock From The Sun.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 03:53 PM (KUNWw)

103 There's really no point in voting if you're a democrat, they're just going to assign the win to Hillary anyway.

ou know, if Sanders seriously were in this to win, he'd be raising holy hell about the fraud and manipulation.

He is raising a stink, just not a very significant one, which is noteworthy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 03:53 PM (39g3+)

104 HRC 2016

Her Royal Cankleness

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 05, 2016 03:54 PM (zc3Db)

105 The coins were sexist because they had a man's head on them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2016 03:54 PM (FkBIv)

106 #86 The Dims wanted to lock up the Black vote for 10-15 years while continuously ignoring the needs of the Black community in order to pander to the Hispanics. It worked like a charm. Additionally, there was a significant portion of the Dims who really believed that Bobo was a smart, etc Black man who would do great things, instead they got a bone lazy dullard who has damaged their party and the country.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 05, 2016 03:54 PM (kXoT0)

107 87 bjk....I know what you mean.

My mother, of all people, *should* be a Hillbot but she's leaning Sanders.



Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2016 03:50 PM (qUNWi)


Things are getting very weird... the Little Ole Lady vote is morphing...

Showed my 87 year old Mom the story about the Russians beating up the Moslems Molesters....

This is a Lady who is a totally non Violent Methodist... had a FIT when I jointed the Military... would not allow us to have toy guns as kids.... NEVER liked me doing Martial Arts, let alone all the years I've spent doing Historical Fencing...

Her reaction to the Russian story " about time"...

I .... was.... floored....

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 05, 2016 03:54 PM (f7rv6)

108 So would a Hillary White House have one of those motorized thingies that goes up and down stairs?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2016 03:54 PM (hJrjt)

109 We really need to do a 'please don't throw us into the briar patch Mr. Leftist' and have them demand Texas be kicked out of the Union.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 03:54 PM (AEEhl)

110 There's really no point in voting if you're a democrat, they're just going to assign the win to Hillary anyway.

As will be in November.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2016 03:55 PM (FkBIv)

111 How can the words "Elite" and "Liberal College" be in the same sentence?

Posted by: chachnach at February 05, 2016 03:55 PM (vSGub)

112 What planet should I file the complaint?
Posted by: Bernie



Third Rock From The Sun.
Posted by: rickb223

Which sun?

Posted by: Bernie the bolshevik at February 05, 2016 03:55 PM (326rv)

113 Iowa really, really needs to lose this farcical "first in the nation" status.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 05, 2016 03:55 PM (noWW6)

114 The choice for the Democrats is a balding Bolshevik or a sodden fishwife.


Yeesh. Talk about being Fundamentally Transformed.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (hLRSq)

115 The Dims wanted to lock up the Black vote for 10-15 years while continuously ignoring the needs of the Black community in order to pander to the Hispanics. It worked like a charm.
------------------------

Actually, it was 200 years.

Posted by: LBJ at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (VndSC)

116 Hey Bernie...beware of any invitation to Fort Marcy Park to meet with Hills.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (r65B3)

117 What planet should I file the complaint?
Posted by: Bernie


Fitness

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (FkBIv)

118 and Democrats lecture us on how there is no such thing as election fraud

Sanders lectures us on how there is no such thing as election fraud. Which is probably part of why he hasn't out-and-out called it fraud yet. He knows the memes are just waiting to be launched combining his previous arguments with any accusation he makes.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (2lndx)

119 Bernie's a great singer so I bet he can really cut the rug, too.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (HgMAr)

120 Coyotes can get over 6ft block fences. They do it all the time here in AZ.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (+aCe4)

121 So who is the one vote in the country that'll elect Hillary?

Need to figure this out, so we can shoot him/her.

Or is that xer? xim?

Posted by: Bureau of Labor Statistics at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (o+SC1)

122 So Ben Carson is kind of losing it, isn't he?

osted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (gmeXX)



What is the good doctor up to today?

Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 03:57 PM (OrI3J)

123 >>>I'm curious, what kind of shoes does Hillary wear to hide her cloven hooves?

While one of her feet is cloven, the other is actually a claw.

She finds that Size 13/4E Doc Martens cover the spread quite nicely.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 05, 2016 03:57 PM (bpn7O)

124 "We really need to do a 'please don't throw us into the briar patch Mr. Leftist' and have them demand Texas be kicked out of the Union."


Oh, please, please, not that. Anything but that!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 03:57 PM (/1Auz)

125 >>>>Iowa really, really needs to lose this farcical "first in the nation" status.
.
.
.
.Either that or they need to go with a standard Primary. I watched some youtube videos from caucus night and there is no way in heck that they can count correctly with that kind of foldorol going on. It's impossible to get an accurate count they way they were doing it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 03:58 PM (iONHu)

126 120 Coyotes can get over 6ft block fences. They do it all the time here in AZ.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (+aCe4)


That's right.... we laugh at border fences...

Posted by: Mexican Coyote at February 05, 2016 03:58 PM (f7rv6)

127 You know, if this campaign season ends Hillary's political career-- as it apparently has ended Jeb's-- then that's a win worth celebrating, regardless of what horrible things also happen.

That's why I want Bernie to get nominated. That, and I think he'll have less of a chance in the general; regardless of who he faces.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 05, 2016 03:58 PM (ehGcB)

128 81
I can't figure out which would be more satisfying:



1. Seeing Hillary indicted.



2. Seeing Hillary lose the Democrat nomination to Bernie.



3. Seeing Hillary lose in the biggest landslide for the GOP since 92.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:48 PM (gmeXX)

4. Seeing Hillary Bill Chelsea reverse-twerk their way into the nearest morgue.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 05, 2016 03:58 PM (43OZ6)

129 What is the good doctor up to today?

---------

According to Hot Air, Cruz' campaign tweeting that he was quitting the race is somehow similar to Hillary and Benghazi

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:58 PM (gmeXX)

130 "I can't figure out which would be more satisfying:"

My preference would be third, then first; I'd settle for second, then first.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 05, 2016 03:59 PM (iIzG7)

131 "You know, if Sanders seriously were in this to win, he'd be raising holy hell about the fraud and manipulation."

Sanders may be playing an option game.

If Hillary has a health crisis or is recommended for indictment and just can't plausibly continue, he is logically placed to become the nominee.

BUT, if he does do that, he has to still get enough of her core voting bloc, the white liberal Boomer women, the Harridans For Hillary, to back him once he does. And they won't come over to him if he goes after her too aggressively right now.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 05, 2016 03:59 PM (noWW6)

132 >>I can't figure out which would be more satisfying:


I'm really rooting for a public meltdown, which would likely be triggered by Bernie keeping up with her despite her calling in every damn favor to get the primary votes fixed in her favor + continued FBI investigation leaks.

She's getting really manic and stressed --- you could feel the rage last night, especially when she attempted that self-deprecating shtick about how there have been people out to get her for years.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:59 PM (NOIQH)

133 Iowa really, really needs to lose this farcical "first in the nation" status.

Posted by: torquewrench

Bite us.

Posted by: special-ed children of the corn at February 05, 2016 04:00 PM (326rv)

134

My friends, we have nothing to fear from a Hillary Clinton Presidency.

Posted by: John McCain - Election Night 2016 about 11-ish

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2016 04:00 PM (kdS6q)

135 Hillary is the worst Dem candidate of my lifetime. What a gift.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 04:00 PM (xWW96)

136 "Coyotes can get over 6ft block fences. They do it all the time here in AZ."


Used to have a grey fox that would jump over my privacy fence and snoop around. Hit the top, balance for a moment, then jump down. Watched him do it one night.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 04:01 PM (/1Auz)

137 "I can't figure out which would be more satisfying"

Having Hillary secure the nomination, and then having the hidden-camera video of Bill's visits to Pedophile Island get leaked the very next day.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 05, 2016 04:01 PM (noWW6)

138 He is raising a stink, just not a very significant one, which is noteworthy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 03:53 PM (39g3+)

You know how a recurring theme on this blog is "Pics or it didn't happen!"?


Well, the DNC having Bernie pics where something did happen sure would explain a lot!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 04:01 PM (oFSUK)

139 She's getting really manic and stressed --- you could feel the rage last night, especially when she attempted that self-deprecating shtick about how there have been people out to get her for years.

For the life of me, I can't figure how she thinks the people that don't like her will suddenly find pity in their hearts, while AT THE SAME TIME claiming that she deserves kid gloves because "woman."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 04:02 PM (659DL)

140 According to Hot Air, Cruz' campaign tweeting that he was quitting the race is somehow similar to Hillary and Benghazi

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:58 PM (gmeXX)


Ummmm OK?

Again, if he wants to be mad at someone, CNN is his guy (or maybe his staffer or Rubio's staffer or whoever told CNN he was taking a break)

Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 04:02 PM (OrI3J)

141
You want imprisonment
you'd settle for a stroke
you'll get spaz dancing

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 04:02 PM (HgMAr)

142 The GOP side is very straightforward.

Get together in a room.
Parliamentary business to get a caucus chair and secretary.
Candidate reps give their spiels.
Paper gets handed out. People write a name on the paper.
Papers are tallied with candidate reps watching.
Scores are recorded and submitted via an app (the scores at each caucus are announced, so there's a trace even if the app is buggy).
Most people leave.
More parliamentary business having nothing to do with the vote.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 05, 2016 04:03 PM (Xd2w5)

143 Bernie Sanders with Larry David on SNL.

Little boost for Bernie with whomever watches that shitshow.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 04:03 PM (fWAjv)

144 6.4 quake hit Taiwan just a few minutes ago. Looks like some building collapses

http://bnonews.com/news/index.php/news/id3566

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 04:03 PM (39g3+)

145 Coyotes can get over 6ft block fences.

----

My Blue Heeler had no issue with that. No fence could keep that dog in.

He's 15 now. He has trouble getting up on the couch. Im really gonna miss that dog when he's gone.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 05, 2016 04:03 PM (8XRCm)

146 "Coyotes can get over 6ft block fences. They do it all the time here in AZ."

Interesting. Apparently someone saw one in my neighborhood the other day...

Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 04:04 PM (lIU4e)

147 She finds that Size 13/4E Doc Martens cover the spread quite nicely.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 05, 2016 03:57 PM (bpn7O)

Hmmm, comfortable shoes, eh?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 04:04 PM (oFSUK)

148 Here's a fantasy I could endorse.

Steve Harvey announcing the winner of the Democrat Primary. "It's been a close race, but the nominee for the Presidency is... Hillary Clinton!... Oops, wut?... I'm sorry, it's Bernie Sanders!"

And watch the Hildebeest totally and completely lose her $h!t on national television.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 05, 2016 04:04 PM (iIzG7)

149 Actually, it was 200 years.
Posted by: LBJ at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (VndSC)

I think the quote is 100 years and they are fifty years into that span if you date things from the Civil Rights Act of 1963. The Dims have never done one good thing for Black Americans. Right now, in cities across this land, the Dim abortion machine is cheerfully committing infanticide by tortuous dismemberment of Black children and then selling the parts--all in the name of Freedom and Rights. Black women are worse off now than they have been since slavery--poverty, crime, absent men, and so on and so forth.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 05, 2016 04:04 PM (kXoT0)

150 That Depends started leaking here again.

Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2016 04:04 PM (VndSC)

151 Hillary doesn't deserve a jail cell. She deserves to get staked out over an anthill under a rawhide.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 04:04 PM (xWW96)

152 145
Yeah, they do jump high. I have a Red Heeler. He's a good boy! Smartest dog I have ever owned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2016 04:05 PM (iHjB5)

153 "6.4 quake hit Taiwan just a few minutes ago. Looks like some building collapses"

Properly engineered and built structures should shrug off a six point four.

Chinese builders (both PRC and Taiwan) have a terrible habit of cheaping out on the rebar.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 05, 2016 04:05 PM (noWW6)

154 If Sanders had any testicles he would be squawking too high heaven.

What do you expect from an addled semi-senile Bolshevik?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 04:06 PM (voOPb)

155 The Military is talking about having to send troops to LIBYA, as ISIS is slowly taking over.

Seeing as how the overthrow of the Libyan Government during an ILLEGAL war was done while Hillary was Sec State... (Illegal against the War Powers Act, and UN Mandate )

When is she going to be asked about it?

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 05, 2016 04:06 PM (f7rv6)

156 Yeah, they do jump high. I have a Red Heeler. He's a good boy! Smartest dog I have ever owned.

---

Yes.... incredibly bright. I love heelers.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 05, 2016 04:06 PM (8XRCm)

157 Democrats can't even steal an election from another member of their party without looking like fools. These are the people who want to run the country for us.

Posted by: Uma Thurman's Feet at February 05, 2016 04:06 PM (RSYx8)

158 Actually, it was 200 years.
Posted by: LBJ at February 05, 2016 03:56 PM (VndSC)

The Dems just changed the locks once or twice.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 04:06 PM (oFSUK)

159 "Hillary doesn't deserve a jail cell. She deserves to get staked out over an anthill under a rawhide."

Do traitors get hanged, or the firing squad? I keep forgetting, but I'm hoping we'll be getting a reminder real soon.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 05, 2016 04:06 PM (iIzG7)

160 This isn't cheating cheating. It's moar like Bill banging the First Cat.

The cemeteries and car trunks have not spoken yet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2016 04:07 PM (gyKtp)

161 I wonder how I will feel when Hillary isn't indicted?

Probably worse than when Roberts pulled that lame word trick on us, I think.

Posted by: CozMark at February 05, 2016 04:07 PM (CbGSW)

162 Chinese builders (both PRC and Taiwan) have a terrible habit of cheaping out on the rebar.

There's a bridge in China that fell apart not long after building, it was revealed to have been stuffed with trash from a landfill and concrete shaped around it.

Its a combination of a culture of bribery and corruption plus unrestrained greed and the government pushing huge building projects as fast as possible with no oversight.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 04:07 PM (39g3+)

163 154 If Sanders had any testicles he would be squawking too high heaven.


I'm sure in His "meeting" with obama He was told to not rock the boat....

Posted by: donna at February 05, 2016 04:07 PM (/dSsq)

164 as it attempted to deal with the culmination of a rushed and imperfect
process overseeing the first-in-the-nation nominating contest.


Funny, the GOP caucus had a lot more voters, didn't it? And no reports of bumbling incompetence?

Kind of gives you a warm feeling in your tum-tum about the people who want to take over the entire economy.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 04:08 PM (oVJmc)

165
When is she going to be asked about it?
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 05, 2016 04:06 PM (f7rv6

When Kate Upton is my wife.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 04:08 PM (voOPb)

166 Again, if he wants to be mad at someone, CNN is his guy (or maybe his staffer or Rubio's staffer or whoever told CNN he was taking a break)

That's what I don't get about this. It was a bizarre odd thing to do. Carson should just own it. He used to be the "nice guy" and the "great character" guy.

Now he looks stupid and bitter.

The bizarre excuse about getting clothes?

Moreover, he overperformed his polling by 20%.

And I was at a caucus which had some highly-placed Cruz people and nobody said anything about Carson dropping out.

He's being a real dick about it. Especially for someone who isn't going to win the race and wasn't going to win Iowa. What's he playing at?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 05, 2016 04:08 PM (Xd2w5)

167 >>I'm sure in His "meeting" with obama He was told to not rock the boat....

Yeah, last night Bernie again said he would not bring up the emails. It's his best weapon and he's voluntarily dropping it? Shenanigans.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 04:09 PM (NOIQH)

168
He is raising a stink, just not a very significant one, which is noteworthy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 03:53 PM (39g3+)

------

He knows that when it comes to raising a stink, I've got him completely outclassed.

Posted by: Hillary the Methane Monster at February 05, 2016 04:09 PM (/f6Nd)

169 " the Harridans For Hillary"



Consider that stolen.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2016 04:09 PM (oKE6c)

170 I'm sure in His "meeting" with obama He was told to not rock the boat....
Posted by: donna at February 05, 2016 04:07 PM (/dSsq

So he is ball-less?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 04:09 PM (voOPb)

171 "Hillary doesn't deserve a jail cell. She deserves to get staked out over an anthill under a rawhide."

You forgot the honey, rock salt, and cayenne pepper basting.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 05, 2016 04:09 PM (kXoT0)

172 Looks like the moderators are playing a game of "Now You See Me" with the troll.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 05, 2016 04:10 PM (iIzG7)

173 He's being a real dick about it. Especially for someone who isn't going to win the race and wasn't going to win Iowa. What's he playing at?

-----------

As a Cruz supporter, I hope it comes up at the debate. It will allow Cruz to once again apologize to Carson's face and move on from it. Cruz will look magnanimous and Carson will of course accept his apology. Bringing it up further would be dumb.

Cruz might as well use this to his advantage now.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 04:10 PM (gmeXX)

174 If Sanders had any testicles he would be squawking too high heaven.
>>>

Bernie If you want a recount meet me at Fort Marcy Park near the bench.

Posted by: Hillary at February 05, 2016 04:10 PM (XtAzU)

175 As inept is HRC is, the GOP field will somehow find a way to fumble this.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 05, 2016 04:10 PM (l0lja)

176 Rebar? We don't need no stinking rebar.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 04:10 PM (HgMAr)

177 >>What's he playing at?


Smearing Cruz to score points with the party prior to his inevitable withdrawal?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 04:10 PM (NOIQH)

178 Took a while, but it looks like MUMR managed to chew through his restraints.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 05, 2016 04:10 PM (RwwCT)

179 So will Rush have Operation Chaos part deux wherein he advocates for the old white communist?

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 05, 2016 04:11 PM (OvUux)

180 151 >> Hillary doesn't deserve a jail cell. She deserves to get staked out over an anthill under a rawhide.

Or staked out in the Australian summer sun until she achieves raisinhood. (name that author)

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2016 04:11 PM (gyKtp)

181 Hillary, you bet she manspreads.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 05, 2016 04:11 PM (OvUux)

182 If Sanders is lucky, there will be an IRS audit in his immediate future.

If he's not lucky, there will be a chalk outline in his immediate future.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 05, 2016 04:12 PM (iIzG7)

183 Yeah, last night Bernie again said he would not bring up the emails. It's his best weapon and he's voluntarily dropping it? Shenanigans.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 04:09 PM (NOIQH

If he is not ruthless enough to win the nomination/presidency, just what the hell would he fight for?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 04:12 PM (voOPb)

184 What's he playing at?

I think he's being played, in an attempt to damage Cruz. They're using the "nice guy Christian" to try to undermine Cruz' evangelical support. Remember, Cruz taking 1st was terrifying to them. He was supposed to come in 3rd and shut up.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 04:12 PM (39g3+)

185 Funny, the GOP caucus had a lot more voters, didn't it? And no reports of bumbling incompetence?

Kind of gives you a warm feeling in your tum-tum about the people who want to take over the entire economy.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 04:08 PM (oVJmc)


In related news, the GOP national committee is solvent, the DNC is deeply in debt.
Quelle surprise, I know. They can't even handle their own money.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2016 04:12 PM (oKE6c)

186 When I award a Liberty Medal, I don't give to just anyone.

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at February 05, 2016 04:12 PM (8ZskC)

187 So when do we get to see a Sanders dance video clip?

Put that and the Hillary dance party side-by side and play endless campaign ads. Even California might go red.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 05, 2016 04:12 PM (1BQGO)

188 * swings hips at Misanthropic Humanitarian

Hillary, what about those emails!

Posted by: Kate Upton at February 05, 2016 04:13 PM (l0lja)

189 Hillary caucus-blocked Sanders? Say it ain't so.

Posted by: rebel flounder at February 05, 2016 04:13 PM (3dOE/)

190
So.... Bernie and Hillary are two caucusians...

Posted by: fixerupper at February 05, 2016 04:14 PM (8XRCm)

191 173 He's being a real dick about it. Especially for someone who isn't going to win the race and wasn't going to win Iowa. What's he playing at?

-----------

As a Cruz supporter, I hope it comes up at the debate. It will allow Cruz to once again apologize to Carson's face and move on from it. Cruz will look magnanimous and Carson will of course accept his apology. Bringing it up further would be dumb.

Cruz might as well use this to his advantage now.
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 04:10 PM (gmeXX

Carson's vote total was about what he was polling at. He had no chance to win the nomination when the GOP fielded more than 3 candidates.
The establishment wanted Jeb now Marco. So Ben, graciously stfu and go to florida.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 04:14 PM (voOPb)

192 191 I AM TALLER THAN ROBERT REICH
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MARCO RUBIO at February 05, 2016 04:14 PM (XzRw

MUMR, coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 04:15 PM (voOPb)

193 I'd put together a 30 second campaign commercial of nothing but Hillary cackling.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

194
The Vagina Offset paradigm of vote counting.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2016 04:15 PM (j4wsR)

195 Am I the only one who gets a very "dykey" vibe off of this?


https://vine.co/v/iJVrLtmE79H

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2016 04:15 PM (oKE6c)

196 Was trying to think which Atlas Shrugged characters these two are, but drawing a blank.

I know that Ayn would have a bitter laugh over the statistical tie between a communist and a racketeer, though.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 04:16 PM (3ZtZW)

197 "National Dead Heat"

You gave me hope there for a moment. I interpreted that headline to mean that the two superannuated walking cadavers vying for the Democratic nomination were both tied, and both dead.

Even so, considering how the D party works, one of them would still win.

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2016 04:16 PM (jBuUi)

198 Its a combination of a culture of bribery and
corruption plus unrestrained greed and the government pushing huge
building projects as fast as possible with no oversight.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 04:07 PM (39g3+)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
All of those cities that don't have anyone living in them are monuments to the amount of corruption going on. The property prices on condos and apartments kept going up even though no one was moving there. The contractors had to keep building them there in order to be able to get business in other parts of China. The owner would say I want one apartment complex in this actual city and another one built in the empty one.
But they all had to keep building so the government officials could have a place to put all of the bribe money.

Posted by: CozMark at February 05, 2016 04:16 PM (CbGSW)

199 After that darky stole the election from me the last time around, there ain't no fucking way I'm gonna let some decrepit old commie steal this from me this time!

Posted by: Hillary! (if you know what's good for you) at February 05, 2016 04:17 PM (AqEbb)

200 I see the resident bat turd is hanging around.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 04:17 PM (xWW96)

201 195
Mine eyes!
The goggles!
They do not work!

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 05, 2016 04:17 PM (OvUux)

202 Posted by: Uma Thurman's Feet at February 05, 2016 04:06 PM (RSYx



For the love of all that is good and holy, what's the deal with this nic? I mean, Uma was a fine looking young lady, mostly because she was built like the proverbial brick sh*thouse, but she's not that young anymore, and frankly, she was never pretty.


I would have to think her feet are gnarly, the size of small gunboats.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 04:17 PM (TOk1P)

203 unfollowed @realBenCarson today

Posted by: tmitsss at February 05, 2016 04:18 PM (Lx18F)

204 MUMR is sure annoying...

Posted by: donna at February 05, 2016 04:19 PM (/dSsq)

205 196
Bernie is Wesley Mouch
Hillary is a composite character of all the looters and the moochers. She would wield "The Weapon" against all her enemies like Cuffy Meigs.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 05, 2016 04:19 PM (OvUux)

206 Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 04:17 PM (TOk1P)

--------

Burt - I think its time you poured yourself a libation.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 04:19 PM (gmeXX)

207 Somebody is easily self-amused.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 05, 2016 04:20 PM (kKHcp)

208 "It's his best weapon and he's voluntarily dropping it? Shenanigans.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 04:09 PM (NOIQH "

I don't know if it's that so much as the Democrat Party declaring Hillary's email problems as a "no go" area. Shall not be discussed lest you rile the ire of party leadership.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 04:20 PM (/1Auz)

209 >>>What's he playing at?



I think he's being played, in an attempt to damage Cruz. They're
using the "nice guy Christian" to try to undermine Cruz' evangelical
support. Remember, Cruz taking 1st was terrifying to them. He was
supposed to come in 3rd and shut up.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 04:12 PM (39g3+)<<<

Yeah, the guy who would get the least questions/attention at debates is all of a sudden on FOX more than Karl Rove and his whiteboard.

Posted by: FUK FOX at February 05, 2016 04:20 PM (H9MG5)

210 >> When Kate Upton is my wife.

You can't handle Kate Upton!

Posted by: Col. Jessup at February 05, 2016 04:20 PM (ml1PM)

211 203 unfollowed @realBenCarson today
Posted by: tmitsss


He just used up his last "Skating on My Charm" Chip. Has now crossed over into "Oh just shut up" territory.

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2016 04:20 PM (jBuUi)

212 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 04:14 PM (voOPb)

Again I'm not aware of anyone coming forward and claiming they caucused for Cruz because the believed Carson was dropping out. Has that happened?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 04:20 PM (AEEhl)

213 MUMR is sure annoying...

Tell us about it.

Posted by: The Voices in His Head at February 05, 2016 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

214 208 "It's his best weapon and he's voluntarily dropping it? Shenanigans.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 04:09 PM (NOIQH

That's what I think..... I'm sure obama laid down the law to old Bern.... Don't go there....

Posted by: donna at February 05, 2016 04:21 PM (/dSsq)

215 Bernie Sanders dancing:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jr55n24

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 04:21 PM (w4NZ8)

216 Iowa really, really needs to lose this farcical "first in the nation" status.

OK, name another state that wouldn't be just as big a clown car smashup. Remember once the GOPe and the Demoncrats come to town there is a certain inevitability to the whole process.

Posted by: An Observation at February 05, 2016 04:21 PM (1jyp6)

217 Yeah, the guy who would get the least questions/attention at debates is all of a sudden on FOX more than Karl Rove and his whiteboard.

Consolation prize for playing the game.

Posted by: Vilhelm Gregers at February 05, 2016 04:21 PM (eNQO0)

218 Iowa really, really needs to lose this farcical "first in the nation" status


They can be first but dump the Caucus and go to primary....

Posted by: donna at February 05, 2016 04:22 PM (/dSsq)

219
Posted by: Uma Thurman's Feet at February 05, 2016 04:06 PM (RSYx



For the love of all that is good and holy, what's the deal with this nic? I mean, Uma was a fine looking young lady, mostly because she was built like the proverbial brick sh*thouse, but she's not that young anymore, and frankly, she was never pretty.


I would have to think her feet are gnarly, the size of small gunboats.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 04:17 PM (TOk1P)








I've always thought that Uma was either the most beautiful ugly woman in the world......or the ugliest beautiful woman in the world. Take your pick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2016 04:22 PM (j4wsR)

220 Ok, predictions.

Bernie wins NH

Hillary prolly wins SC maybe prolly maybe


Then what?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 05, 2016 04:22 PM (X+nFp)

221 Nood Pod peeps

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 05, 2016 04:22 PM (0QJOJ)

222
210 >> When Kate Upton is my wife.

You can't handle Kate Upton!

Posted by: Col. Jessup at February 05, 2016 04:20 PM (ml1PM)








I'll throw myself on that grenade....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2016 04:23 PM (j4wsR)

223
Ozone smell

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 04:23 PM (+aCe4)

224 " I interpreted that headline to mean that the two superannuated walking
cadavers vying for the Democratic nomination were both tied, and both
dead.



Even so, considering how the D party works, one of them would still win."

Representatives gotta represent their voters.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 05, 2016 04:23 PM (ml1PM)

225 Posted by: The Voices in His Head

ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE there YET?

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)

226 Wait just a gul durn minute.

You're saying the fix is in?

We need Jimmah Cahtah overseeing these primaries. Pronto.

Posted by: Hank at February 05, 2016 04:23 PM (eb3ZQ)

227 Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 04:17 PM (TOk1P)



--------



Burt - I think its time you poured yourself a libation.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 04:19 PM (gmeXX)


Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 04:24 PM (TOk1P)

228 Sanders get's the Tommy Chong endorsement!
http://tinyurl.com/goxvhk9

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 05, 2016 04:25 PM (OvUux)

229 -
Hillary's edge comes from winning six-out-of-six coin filps to assign caucus votes in tiebreaking situations.
-----------------

Ah. I see the problem. Most of us are familiar with a coin flip. A filp, on the other hand, sounds like one of those things you probably shouldn't google. I bet Hillary knows what a filp is.

Posted by: irright at February 05, 2016 04:26 PM (zxnPQ)

230 I've always thought that Uma was either the most
beautiful ugly woman in the world......or the ugliest beautiful woman in
the world. Take your pick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2016 04:22 PM (j4wsR)


A very apt description. And these days I think Scarlett Johannson is her natural successor.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 04:26 PM (TOk1P)

231
Posted by: Uma Thurman's Feet at February 05, 2016 04:06 PM (RSYx
..................

Bimbos.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at February 05, 2016 04:26 PM (HgMAr)

232 >>Bernie Sanders dancing:

My 81 year old dad dances better than that.
OK, he also skis black diamonds, so he's in much better shape than ol' Bern.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 04:27 PM (NOIQH)

233 Uma- a skeleton with breasts. Yuck.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 04:29 PM (m3iiU)

234 Am I the only one picturing Charles Durning "doing a little side step" whenever I hear Dems talk?

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 05, 2016 04:30 PM (mt1sz)

235 I had a practice girlfriend who looked like Lena Dunham.

Probably should keep that to myself.

Posted by: CozMark at February 05, 2016 04:30 PM (CbGSW)

236 229 -
Hillary's edge comes from winning six-out-of-six coin filps to assign caucus votes in tiebreaking situations.
-----------------

Ah. I see the problem. Most of us are familiar with a coin flip. A filp, on the other hand, sounds like one of those things you probably shouldn't google. I bet Hillary knows what a filp is.
_______
I bet Bill introduced her to the term.

Posted by: ajmojo at February 05, 2016 04:31 PM (1H9ox)

237 220 Ok, predictions.

Bernie wins NH

Hillary prolly wins SC maybe prolly maybe


Then what?

****

It's grapplin' time!!!

Posted by: ajmojo at February 05, 2016 04:32 PM (1H9ox)

238 236

yeah but Monica showed him

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 05, 2016 04:32 PM (mt1sz)

239 But if the meme that Hillary is a lying, cheating
scumbag who will do anything to win takes hold on the left instead of
just the right, I don't see those idealistic Obama commie voters
flocking to vote for cankles.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2016 03:47 PM (/tuJf)

Unfortunately, almost all most Democrats, including the so-called idealistic young ones, being a lying, cheating scumbag who will do anything to win is a plus, not a minus. Been on a college campus lately? It's all about increasing the ability of government to give away free stuff at someone else's expense - everything else can be papered over. How else do you explain the gheys and the Mohammedans being on the same side and having an obvious truce between them?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 05, 2016 04:34 PM (5f5bM)

240 Following along the live tweets from this Adnan Syed case, it is clear the twitter mob doesnt understand it. smh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 04:41 PM (iQIUe)

241 No matter where Hillary goes or does there's bound to be some type of scandal associated with it. How Presidential

Posted by: Arnold Schwartzenegger at February 05, 2016 04:49 PM (8852Y)

242 Let Oklahoma be first. Obama did not carry a single county in 2012.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 05, 2016 04:55 PM (Lqy/e)

243 Enjoy this while you can hordlings; pretty soon we won't have Hillary to kick around any more.

Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 04:55 PM (TxJGV)

244 The Democrat party is a criminal organization. RICO applies.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 05:09 PM (LXJ1e)

245 "attempted to deal with the culmination of a rushed and imperfect process overseeing the first-in-the-nation nominating contest."

Why is it rushed and imperfect? According to Wikipedia they've been holding this caucus since 1972, forty four years. Isn't that long enough to iron out the bugs?

Posted by: Heresolong at February 06, 2016 12:02 AM (ntIeo)

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