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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Stray Voltage: Hillary Clinton Now Being Investigated Under the Espionage Act
This strikes me as, um, problematic, as all the kids say.
An FBI "A-team" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation into Hillary Clinton's server and the focus includes a provision of the law pertaining to "gathering, transmitting or losing defense information," an intelligence source told Fox News. The section of the Espionage Act is known as 18 US Code 793. A separate source, who also was not authorized to speak on the record, said the FBI will further determine whether Clinton should have known, based on the quality and detail of the material, that emails passing through her server contained classified information regardless of the markings.Now you might think that sounds bad for Grandmonster Hillary. Nah, don't sweat it, says as progressive cretin David Ignatius at the Washington Post, a totally unbiased paper, swearsies.
Splendid! It's not a sneer without sneer quotes.
The Hillary Clinton e-mail 'scandal' that isn't
By David Ignatius Opinion writer August 27 at 8:37 PM Does Hillary Clinton have a serious legal problem because she may have transmitted classified information on her private e-mail server? After talking with a half-dozen knowledgeable lawyers, I think this "scandal" is overstated. Using the server was a self-inflicted wound by Clinton, but it's not something a prosecutor would take to court.David Petraus disagrees.
Ah, the guy who defends people who mishandle classified information says it's no biggie. You can read the rest if you enjoy bad writing which is dumb and partisan. You may wonder, doesn't this deserve a flaming skull? No. For some news, we note its import by an even more urgent signal than the flaming skull. Some news is so enormous as to beg -- nay, demand -- a Realness Update:
"It's common" that people end up using unclassified systems to transmit classified information, said Jeffrey Smith, a former CIA general counsel who’s now a partner at Arnold & Porter, where he often represents defendants suspected of misusing classified information.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 04:20 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 04:20 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at August 28, 2015 04:21 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: it's like I don't know this place anymore at August 28, 2015 04:21 PM (ZtFr+)
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:22 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2015 04:22 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Serrious Cat at August 28, 2015 04:22 PM (UypUQ)
TRUMP
a Burning Skeleton Head?
Posted by: it's like I don't know this place anymore at August 28, 2015 04:21 PM (ZtFr+
Aiyeeee!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Any one of several recent commenters at August 28, 2015 04:24 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2015 04:24 PM (IN7k+)
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Ronald Raven at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (9Du4t)
When elephants tussle, it's the grass that gets trampled ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: joohnd01 at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)
Ignatius lead defense witness for Clinton is one Jeffrey Smith who is given four paragraphs of quotes defending Clinton. Ignatius identifies Smith as "a former CIA general counsel whos now a partner at Arnold Porter, where he often represents defendants suspected of misusing classified information." Smith is the only named source in Ignatius column.
Ignatius and The Post failed to disclose that Smith served as a close national security adviser for Hillary Clintons 2008 presidential campaign and that Smith has a history with the Clintons going back to at least President Bill Clintons election in 1992.
thegatewaypundit.com
Whoops!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 04:26 PM (kdS6q)
"knowledgeable" lawyers. So, he should know, right?
I say we just forget all about this Clinton thing and talk about Trump.
Posted by: your betters in the media at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (bynk/)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (Q9jSr)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (fJ5wU)
That's because it isn't a mere "email scandal"; it's an espionage and treason scandal.
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (jR7Wy)
It will become old news.
The real problem the fact she operated this to hide stuff will be forgotten.
Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 04:28 PM (HkcOx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 04:28 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2015 04:28 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2015 04:28 PM (AjoTQ)
Transmitted? Pfft. Considering the looseness of the Clinton Foundation, she probably sold it.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 04:29 PM (1CroS)
Most of us skipped it because the wake has been going on for three days.
He would be proud of us.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 04:29 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: the C-Hag at August 28, 2015 04:29 PM (zxnPQ)
1. I'm pretty sure the 25 year old is 'legal', but the 10 and 16 year olds?
2. And if I drink just one of the bottles will it make me do stupid stuff? Like confessing to buying an AK while she's been gone?
Is that three questions? It is, isn't it? Stop me from asking questions for the love of all decency!
Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2015 04:29 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 28, 2015 04:29 PM (DsveK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Virtual Feces at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (E5UB0)
If Trump wins the Republican nomination, he will win the general election in a cake-walk.
As would my cat. He's not a Republican; but then neither is Trump.
Hillary has basically smeared herself from head to toe with her own feces and set herself on fire. Bernie Sanders might win 10% of the vote. My one fear: Smokin' Joe Biden. Because we might just nominate the one guy who makes Joe Biden seem like a sober, stable public servant with gravitas.
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (LqrRo)
Posted by: Your Betters in the GOP at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (Ck8hC)
I have never before heard that phrase being used to describe a Bureau working group.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (noWW6)
Something told me not to click on it.
Posted by: dissent555 at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (v6Osy)
Posted by: Carol at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Grump928(c) has read The Cardinal in the Kremlin at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (gy5kE)
And I denounce myself.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (DsveK)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (LqrRo)
I'm not a scotch drinker, however, so I'll some of the other 'rons chime in.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Carol at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (sj3Ax)
Is Mr. T on that team?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (W5DcG)
I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?
Posted by: joohnd01
At the wake, his widow got sloppy drunk and started hitting on the waiters. Claiming "Widow's Right" or something.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (kdS6q)
Behold the intellectual acumen of a WaPo reporter, who cannot distinguish between the principle of whether someone committed an offense, and the practical matter of whether a prosecutor would see fit to prosecute him for it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (NOIQH)
This is all happening too early...this means she'll be cleared of any wrongdoing.
But we can hope.
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (AC0lD)
Nice wife. Assuming that's a question and not just a Roman Polanski joke...
Whiskey ages in the barrel, it does not continue to age in the bottle. So the 10 and 16 year olds are as good as they're going to get.
Which should be quite good. Most run of the mill whiskeys are aged 3 years.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4)
Early thread winner.
Posted by: chiefjaybob at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (Q9jSr)
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (oO1hg)
There is no peaceful solution with the liberal scum.
Posted by: Blano at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (aeRWb)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (JIJNV)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (LqrRo)
Don't sweat it man. You can have visitation when we put him on the fish hooks.
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (xWW96)
Mr. T is on the case? I pity the fool who donates to Hillary!
And I would pay good money to see a 1983 Mr. T vs. 1965 Barbara Feldon jello-wrestling match.
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Clinton Campaign HQ at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (FdOlH)
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (l0lja)
I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?
Posted by: joohnd01 at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)
He looked very lifelike.
Posted by: Herman Munster at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (hRytD)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (gy5kE)
Sonofabitch, you already held Buzzion's funeral?
Posted by: Pastafarian
He was a Shia muslim, so they had to bury him before sundown.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (kdS6q)
Hillary! Agent 069
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: The Pondering Hat at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (0TXlm)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (xq1UY)
This whole administration should just change its name to the Rosenberg Administration.
And come to the same end.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (iIzG7)
No, really.
(Jus' sayin'....)
Some are more "equal" than others. It's the State, you know.
Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (M9X7Y)
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (x3GpS)
Sexy!
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (AC0lD)
And the subsequent Vanity Fair spread and invites to WH Correspondent's dinner.
But yeah, leaking stuff is really not that bad....unless it's a Republican.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4)
If you're some fancy-pants rich guy.
Posted by: Bob's House of Kentucky Deluxe at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (LWu6U)
After all, she's not a successful Republican governor in swing state like McDonald.
Posted by: Wendy at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (bpemY)
Posted by: Hilary at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (HstNY)
And so far we have only heard the specifics of one company, Swiss bank UBS, that got a languishing application before State rapidly approved by making a generous donation to the Clinton Foundation and hiring Bill for a mega-dollar speech. There are dozens of foreign companies and at least two sovereign nations who did the same thing. And no one who donated had their pending application/appeal rejected.
She should get used to wearing orange for a long time. But don't worry, Hillary - Bill will wait patiently for you to make parole.
Posted by: Adjoran at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (QIQ6j)
Yeah, no. Not a self-inflicted wound. Sort of a suicide vest. She just counted on nobody ever getting close enough to her to set it off themselves.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (lJJaE)
Posted by: joohnd01 at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)
He looked very lifelike.
Posted by: Herman Munster at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (hRytD)
They nailed the coffin shut so he would stop popping up mid service.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (0NdlF)
Ask not for whom The Skull Tolls...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (9mTYi)
What is she now? Not a president, that's for sure. She's not in charge of the DOJ or the DoD or the IC. She's Sally Citizen.
You think the boys in law and intel are going to roll over for her simply because she might be president?
This is bigger than Robert Hanssen. No way she goes free.
She should pray for a conviction before Obama leaves office.
Posted by: Rick Tingles at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (GHoXc)
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (oO1hg)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: LGoPs at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (Z0p7B)
Posted by: joohnd01 at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)
It was real and it was spectacular.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (JIJNV)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (gy5kE)
Back to garden. I posted to Twitter from phone here too!
Posted by: Carol at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (sj3Ax)
**
Hey! No fapping in the garden Carol!
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (NpXoL)
I apologize for the offense and blasphemy but Jesus Tittyfucking Christ that's stupid.
That's Advanced Stupid.
You know how stupid that is? I presumed it was posted on Vox.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
Would Bill toss Hillary! under the bus to save his own skin?Posted by: The Pondering Hat at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (0TXlm)
In a heartbeat. Plus, while the Hilldog is in prison Bill could date again.
A twofer!
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (hRytD)
50 Using the server was a self-inflicted wound by Clinton, but it's not something a prosecutor would take to court.
Behold the intellectual acumen of a WaPo reporter, who cannot distinguish between the principle of whether someone committed an offense, and the practical matter of whether a prosecutor would see fit to prosecute him for it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (oKE6c)
He's being paid to write stupid shit, so who can blame him for turning the dial to eleven.
These guys are kind of like the Presidential Spokesman: just spin and lie and spin again.
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (MQEz6)
She's a made-to-order patsy right down to the "foreign" name. It was no accident that her "holier than thou" demeanor was leaked to the press last week.
Posted by: OrsonSnow at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (xarZM)
Posted by: Cristopher Stevens at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (gwG9s)
You gotta ax? There's only one thing BJ Cliton loves more than Little Billy and that's hisownself.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Good point -- when did "A-Team" graduate from being the name of a fictional squad to being something referenced in the real world?
Instead of "An FBI "A-team" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation," why didn't the article begin
An FBI "Mod Squad" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation...
or
An FBI "Hogan's Heroes" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation...
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:39 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 04:39 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:39 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Most East Tennessee run of the still whiskeys are aged 3 days. A guy told me. No idea who he is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (XUKZU)
This is like tax fraud: it's usually done to hide a bigger crime.
She likely used her own email server to hide things that were much, much worse. Just follow the Clinton Foundation money during her tenure as SoS....
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anthony Weiners Ghost at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (N1ljp)
You know how stupid that is? I presumed it was posted on Vox.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
Your mistake was treating a string of English words conforming to the rules of grammar as if it actually represented a coherent thought.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (DsveK)
If the crime someone is charted with is a felony, there is NO prosecutorial discretion.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (oO1hg)
Jots "Jesus Tittyfucking Christ" in notebook. A keeper.
*walks away whistling*
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (hRytD)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Hillary's Victims at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (Zu2jw)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: mallfly at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (qSIlh)
The Clinton's were selling classified information to the highest bidder.
And I don't think for a minute the classified heading was stripped off before sending it to Hillary. More likely they stripped off the heading after this whole thing came to light and someone actually asked them if they had classified information on an insecure server. The was the "oh shit" moment for them.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: 3 AM Phone Caller at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (jE7gh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (9mTYi)
We could still hear him pounding to get let out, tho'. That pine box wasn't very well insulated.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (LUgeY)
Expose everything the SecState sees to anyone capable of running Snort and then compound the offense by claiming that dog ate it, and the press will roll over and ask what's the problem.
Posted by: JEM at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (49nKz)
we shall so we can make some bucks?
remember assad was a Great guy (Hillary had said) until He wasn't
also i now understand the
'no blood for oil' deal the Left were shrieking during Bush .
Of course they would BELIEVE that because it IS what the Left actually Does.
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (nqBYe)
It's been real but I gotta get going. NORKs are paying 7 figures for me to do 30 minutes at some dinner in November.
Chelsea sends her love. I'll visit you in prison! *winks
Posted by: WJC at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Semiliterate Thug at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (rcnVA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (JgpFm)
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Afake%20dog%20poop
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (E5UB0)
111 I apologize for the offense and blasphemy but Jesus Tittyfucking Christ that's stupid.
Jots "Jesus Tittyfucking Christ" in notebook. A keeper.
*walks away whistling*
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (hRytD)
Someone has obviously never seen Team America World Police.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (z/Ubi)
The FBI investigates people, not servers.
Time is running out.
Tick tock, Hillary. Tick motherfucking tock.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (KCQo0)
A twofer!
Posted by: Sixkiller
...............
Again? I hadn't heard he stopped!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (LXJ1e)
Ask not for whom The Skull Tolls...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (9mTYi)
^ This. If we have learned nothing from the last 8 years its that democrats don't have to worry about things like "morals" or "illegality." Those are for the little people or conservatives. Seriously. Granny could be pushing her walker around Leavenworth, and she'd get what, 47-48% of the vote?
Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (hh69c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Vox at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Steven Spielberg Dino Hunter at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (jE7gh)
SEE? SHE'S THE VICTIM HERE!!!!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
That's a fucking valuable thing.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 28, 2015 04:45 PM (JIJNV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:45 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 04:45 PM (hh69c)
----
Forgot add as part of the deal Hillary will have to be quiet about all the Obama illegalities.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:45 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (TxJGV)
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Hell, Clinton's lawyers need lawyers at this point.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:46 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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Sounded like two skeletons fvcking on a tin roof. I was happy to see the first shovelful of clods being thrown in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:46 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: New York Times at August 28, 2015 04:46 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (/kI1Q)
Current shit status: Triceratops
Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (XUKZU)
I suggest this as a possible Shit Status update image:
http://bit.ly/1cJjyzd
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (KCQo0)
Not to be pedantic, but it's "hanged." I really don't want to know if he's hung, and I wouldn't mind seeing him hanged.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (oVJmc)
Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice Clinic think President Obama
should jail all these peoples lying about Hillary Cliton. Bush lied for 8 years and you people were quite. Bush lied and America died !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (lNSdJ)
Sgt. Schultz - Lead Investigator
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (FdFgz)
Hmmmmmmm.......
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (wtvvX)
One cannot doubt that, were this a longtime Republican operative shilling for, say, Jeb Bush, that the WaPo would feature his extensive credentials as a Bush family lackey, but because he's a 25-year Clintonloyalist he's described as a CIA intelligence expert with nary a mention of his lifetime role as a Clintonite lackey with hopes of ending his career in the Grandma's Cabinet.
Posted by: Bill at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (m/ygP)
we almost elected queen"
Posted by: Anna
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I wouldn't break out celebratory drinks just yet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (9mTYi)
In the Nineties, the FBI found itself saddled by the Clinton administration with Jamie Gorelick's ridiculous lawfare "wall" which prevented them from sharing counterterrorist information properly with the rest of the federal apparatus.
Then, after 9/11, the FBI found that they were in the process of being scapegoated over a Clintonian policy they hadn't wanted in the first place.
Clinton nominee George Tenet over at the Agency was quietly pointing a finger at the Bureau and slyly saying, "Well, gosh, we at the CIA just aren't _allowed_ to pursue suspects domestically, but there sure are some people who are _supposed_ to do that stuff, hmmmmmm? That's their _job_, isn't it?"
And the 9/11 Commission members (including Clintonite hacks such as, again, Gorelick) ended up in a pretty deep and serious internal debate about essentially decertifying and dismantling the Bureau as unfit for purpose, and parceling out its law enforcement functions to other federal organs.
It was really only due to a full court press by Robert Mueller to lobby the Commission, and give them unprecedented cooperation and access to Bureau records, that the FBI survived that whole arduous process.
But institutionally, the FBI have to still remember that the Clintons nearly ended up destroying them. They hence will have few friends, if any, inside the Bureau.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (hUdMz)
White House on Cellblock D
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (FdFgz)
I don't think Cankles will go quietly. I'm getting popcorn.
There will be a Cankles / President 14 Year Old Girl cat fight.
Posted by: GBruno with neutral gender pronoun at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (u49WF)
"They said you was hung!"
"And they was right!"
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: 1biglug at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (REE+5)
Oh how I hope she goes scorched earth in revenge and exposes Barky, Biden, and it seems likely Boehner and McConnell and the people or groups who have been paying them to hamstring the U.S.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (dkExz)
And what was the Teapot Dome Scandal?
One guy arranged for there to be a no-bid contract for an oil company to get drilling contract on one oil field on Federal land -- a favor for which he received a fairly small bribe.
That's it. A single corrupt act, on a very small scale, that in no way endangered national interests or security.
Every single thing that has happened since 2008 involving Obama and Hillary make the Teapot Dome Scandal seem absolutely trivial in comparison.
Daily we are barraged with "scandals" many orders of magnitude more serious.
And yet...the average American doesn't care. Shrug.
We have become a completely degraded nation.
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (jBuUi)
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Because he himself can claim plausible deniability, at least to the extent that the LIV's will buy it. The other cases, not so much.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (XUKZU)
I up the ante to one
Robots that can adapt like animals
http://bit.ly/1KSERMp
This is actually really cool.
Adapts to a "hurt" leg. Or hurt arm.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2015 04:50 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2015 04:28 PM (gy5kE)
Paris Hilton could be sec. of state.
Posted by: Killerdog at August 28, 2015 04:50 PM (5x3KD)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 04:50 PM (QM5S2)
Hey all you current and former Coona$$es, what say you if Edwin Edwards tossed his hat into the Democrat ring and ran for President?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:50 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: Don Henley at August 28, 2015 04:50 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 04:51 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: zombie
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But, Dancing With the Stars! Fabulous.
Caitlyn Jenner! Fabulous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:51 PM (9mTYi)
Yeah, looks like they're looking into her time reporting/salary irregularities, which seems a good approach with her having worked *4* jobs simultaneously.
However, I wouldn't be surprised if they've also zeroed in on her as one of the people forwarding her classified docs. *Someone* was moving the stuff from the secured network to Hillary's email account, and we sure as heck know it wasn't Hillary doing such a menial task.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 04:51 PM (NOIQH)
I say Sunday night. After the Sunday morning shows but enough time for MSM to cast her as victim.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 04:51 PM (KCQo0)
Her playbook was dedicated to The Devil.
"Madame Sec'ty, did your sexual relationship with Saul Alinsky continue after you met fellow student Bill Clinton? Did you 3 ever have a threesome?
Follow up!
Did you and the father of your sole child ever dedicate the new life to the devil?
Follow up!
Where is Vince Foster's blood? It wasn't in Marcy Park.
Follow Up!!
Has Huma's tongue ever touched your bodypart that she is missing?
Wiener-ific.
Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 04:51 PM (M9X7Y)
Shit, that's just business as usual these days. Only now we call them "campaign contributions."
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (2Ojst)
Does Hillary wake up from her self induced coma and start naming names and dates and plunges Obama into a swirly of charges and counter charges or does she take the 5th and a plea deal?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Killerdog
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Back. Off.
I have my eye on that.
Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (Ck8hC)
Hey all you current and former Coona$$es, what say you if Edwin
Edwards tossed his hat into the Democrat ring and ran for President?
He make Hillary look fresh and virginal.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(c) has read The Cardinal in the Kremlin at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (evdj2)
And at some point when you explained that, I understood it. Can you explain it briefly?
Posted by: m at August 28, 2015 04:53 PM (ELEPX)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2015 04:53 PM (KCQo0)
Republicans do it too, and are guilty of much worse. Do you remember when Bush lied us into Iraq?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: DONALD TRUMP. at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (HXzvr)
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (HstNY)
And yet...the average American doesn't care. Shrug.
We have become a completely degraded nation.
Not to fuss to much, but they barely know about teh Grandmonster's traitorous acts and when they have been told, it's like the article above that says the whole affair is a big nothingburger and a product of the VRWC crowd.
Imagine the outrageous outrage if that'd been a Repumpkin.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (LUgeY)
"Hillary has basically smeared herself from head to toe with her own feces and set herself on fire."
Damn, fire. Why didn't I think of that. Go big or go home.
Posted by: Tawana Brawley at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Good point -- when did "A-Team" graduate from being the name of a
fictional squad to being something referenced in the real world?
Instead of "An FBI "A-team" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation," why didn't the article begin
An FBI "Mod Squad" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation...
or
An FBI "Hogan's Heroes" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation...
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:39 PM (jBuUi)
or, An FBI "F Troop" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation. . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (JO9+V)
I don't think Cankles will go quietly. I'm getting popcorn.
There will be a Cankles / President 14 Year Old Girl cat fight.
Posted by: GBruno with neutral gender pronoun at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (u49WF)
I heard a rumor the Clintons have a thing for FBI files. And Hillary was the source for the birther debacle... Wonder how much media reparations will go for a lame duck...
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (JIJNV)
But she won't.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (DgVMi)
Posted by: Doctor Fish
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And plotted 9/11
Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at August 28, 2015 04:55 PM (9mTYi)
Does Hillary wake up from her self induced coma and start naming names and dates and plunges Obama into a swirly of charges and counter charges or does she take the 5th and a plea deal?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (x3GpS)
No need to as she will get pardon in exchange for keeping her mouth shut.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:55 PM (LXJ1e)
I'm sure the recriminations took a back seat to finding out what has been lost. But I can't imagine they're in a forgiving mood now for her dropping that kind of nuke into their laps.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 04:55 PM (1CroS)
Im sure Ace fantasizes about the time he too will be able to say: The shit got real!
It will probably be when his gf tells him the rabbit died.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 04:55 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Doctor Fish
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And plotted 9/11
Yeah cause everyone knows fire can't melt steel!
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (hUdMz)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Craig Livingston, Barroom bouncer and WH Security Chief at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Hilary at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: David Ignatius at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Fauxcahontas' papoose maker at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (4nTsn)
have decided to just ignore all my traffic tickets.
Posted by: David Ignatius at August 28, 2015 04:57 PM (2oWD2)
@FreeBeacon 4m
...Pentagon Not Targeting Islamic State Training Camps
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (Ck8hC)
What? You were, like, serious about that?
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 28, 2015 04:57 PM (JIJNV)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 28, 2015 04:57 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 04:58 PM (OGm46)
have decided this Nigerian Prince who emailed me is a really generous guy.
Posted by: David Ignatius at August 28, 2015 04:58 PM (2oWD2)
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This particular scandal can be targeted to Hillary alone. That's probably why the Adminisrtation allowed her to set up the illegal e-mail arrangenent in the first place; for possible later use to pressure or destroy her.
Hmmmmmmm.......
Posted by: Semiliterate Thug at August 28, 2015 04:58 PM (rcnVA)
Posted by: Hillary!!! at August 28, 2015 04:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (x3GpS)
Egazzigate!! Is just going to be another Ace disappointment
Ace us always crying Wolf! Wolf!! I see a wolf
Posted by: Righter at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (m9wUQ)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained
.........
She's waiting for her orange jumpsuit before she goes down.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 04:58 PM (OGm46)
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It's guaranteed Billy Jeff is up to his neck in this too.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (LXJ1e)
*spreads legs, shoots stray voltage lightning out of crotch while chugging Jim Beam*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 05:01 PM (2oWD2)
*spreads legs, shoots stray voltage lightning out of crotch while chugging Jim Beam*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 05:01 PM (
I think I'm gonna barf...
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 05:01 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at August 28, 2015 05:01 PM (fC+Kl)
Cankles will start trying for the sympathy vote any minute.
They're all picking on me again, sniff.
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 05:01 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (sPO3u)
Refer to Ace's previous post. Hillary! is not at all oblivious to this. I think it's a sound conclusion.
Start looking for Hillary! to perform animal sacrifices at press gaggles yelling, "lalalala I can't hear you!"
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (1CroS)
TGIF!
Lots of folks viewed the robot video since I linked it. Coincidence? It's worth it, if you're into that sort of thing (which I am).
Have a great weekend.
Need to fly. Busy day, busy night.
(thanks, Ace)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Righter at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (m9wUQ)
I encourage you to take up your criticism of Ace with him directly, through Twitter, if possible. And be extremely vocal and persistent-- he really responds well to that.
Posted by: Hillary!!! at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (oVJmc)
And did I hear that bitch made a holocaust train comparison today after the ISIS reference yesterday?
Bitch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (YJmuy)
Yeah, Huma and Cheryl Mills were both simultaneously employed by State and the Clinton Foundation for a period of time. How does that work?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Hillary!!! at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
And did I hear that bitch made a holocaust train comparison today after the ISIS reference yesterday?
Bitch
You heard right...
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (hUdMz)
Every other Republican will not investigate "for the good of the country"
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (LXJ1e)
Meanwhile the clown car has unloaded fifty clowns and the big clowns are abusing the midgets, and still the band plays on as the trapeze artist struggles.
And the show manager is about to have a coronary because 'send in the clowns' hasn't distracted the audience from the trapeze artist who might yet fall to her death at any moment.
and I'm outa popcorn, but I'm not leaving my seat until there is a body surrounded by crying clowns.
Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (QYJQj)
Posted by: Doctor Fish
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What I do remember was Bush telling the truth that they couldn't find WMDs. (Why didn't the evil Halliburton just plant some that our troops could "find"?)
Bush told the truth even though it caused a loss of Republican power in Congress and damaged his legacy.
Posted by: RKae at August 28, 2015 05:04 PM (zpRqk)
You were abused by a clown as a child, weren't you?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:04 PM (OGm46)
There is plenty of cause to arrest her right now.
Would have happened by now if it were to happen.
Posted by: navybrat at August 28, 2015 05:04 PM (JgC5a)
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Edited for correctness.
Posted by: Craig Livingston, Barroom bouncer and WH Security Chief at August 28, 2015 05:05 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 05:05 PM (hUdMz)
http://bit.ly/1cJjyzd
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (mf5HN)
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So that's what did in Goldblum....
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 28, 2015 05:05 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Doctor Fish
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And plotted 9/11
Posted by: Caroline Kennedy
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The buildings fell at freefall speed! You know... like collapsing buildings do.
But it sounds so good when I say "freefall speed!"
Posted by: RKae at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (zpRqk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (x3GpS)
1) Who has been banned today?
2) Why are dead people posting?
3) What is Cochran doing that is no good?
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (xVgrA)
...Rule 34.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (/kI1Q)
David Ignatius: voted by his high school senior class as "Most Likely To Be A Democratic Party Catamite".
Posted by: MarkJ at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (ZFVlP)
Posted by: Koncerned Kristian Konservative at August 28, 2015 05:07 PM (HXzvr)
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...after being assured by Clinton's CIA appointee, George Tenet, that the weapons were there.
Posted by: Craig Livingston, Barroom bouncer and WH Security Chief at August 28, 2015 05:07 PM (9mTYi)
Start digging, Jeff. There's bound to be a triceratops in there somewhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 05:07 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:07 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 05:07 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2015 05:08 PM (oiNtH)
For us, we lie, we die, unless we are forgiven.
It is built-in.
You figure it out.
Knife, or a long-range cartridge?
Unfairly bait them on the street, did not expect that blow to be fatal/hemorrhages/organ failure and all.
Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 05:08 PM (M9X7Y)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 05:08 PM (NOIQH)
There is plenty of cause to arrest her right now.
Would have happened by now if it were to happen.
While it may be wishful thinking I don't agree that it would have happened by now if it was going to happen for a couple reasons. First, the investigators are going to want to see how deep this rabbit hole goes. Better to keep all the players swinging in anticipation before they are ready to pounce.
And second, if you are going to go after the king, you have to kill the king. I'm sure they want to build as overwhelming a case as possible before going public with what they have.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:08 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:08 PM (DgVMi)
Posted by: prescient11 at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
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A mime IS a clown... a French one. So that makes mimes worse than just about anything.
Posted by: RKae at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (zpRqk)
Posted by: dissent555 at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (v6Osy)
**voice from the crowd of reporters** William Clinton is seven inches tall!
Yes, I've heard. Beds women by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the FBI with fireballs from his eyes, and stray voltage from his arse.
**the reporters laugh**
I am William Clinton! And I see a whole army of my progressive brothers here in defiance of The Right Wing Conspiracy...
Posted by: William Wallace Jefferson Clinton... in BravePart at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (4nTsn)
Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (M9X7Y)
Posted by: Southwest Airlines at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Doctor Fish
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And plotted 9/11
Posted by: Caroline Kennedy
And killed that guy from Milli Vanilli!
Posted by: Dr. Obtuse at August 28, 2015 05:10 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Grump928(c) has read The Cardinal in the Kremlin at August 28, 2015 05:10 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: pashmr at August 28, 2015 05:10 PM (3aNC4)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (x3GpS)
You promise?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:10 PM (DUoqb)
That hits everyone working for Clinton.
My question is, doesn't it also hit anyone who received a classified email from Clinton's basement, even if they are secured?
Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (HXzvr)
Still not enough to make up for 9/11, but I'll give you credit for a nice try. What else you got?
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (iIzG7)
Does one dare click such at link, at this place?
Posted by: Grump928(c) has read The Cardinal in the Kremlin at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (evdj2)
Okay, couple days ago, said, Huma likely the stripper of the classified logos. dropped into Hillary's server. Ostensibly to make things easy for her highness Hillary, but really to put in location easy for pick up - by her spy masters. Its basically a drop box.
said, huma, could be facing firing squad. people died. people died.
Shit is real. As Ace pointed out. The FBI will not stop. Even after Barky is gone, if there isn't a dem president to keep the deal, if any deal is struck, the FBIwill still get her on something. Her onlyreal choice is that she needs to strike a complete and global plea bargain. Only way for her to limit the damage. She is never going to be in public office again. Never. Wow. She's such a psycho path, that she's likelygoing to take it to trial. Even so, they won't stop. They'll keep coming at her till the get her. She'll spend the rest of her life on trial and under investigation.
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Harlequin at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (JjECE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
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A mime IS a clown... a French one. So that makes mimes worse than just about anything.
Posted by: RKae
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I mentioned the other day that a street mime was mugged here the other day, and his money stolen.
I admitted to conflicted emotions about the incident.
I'm only sorry that I missed the mime filing his complaint with the police.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (9mTYi)
HOWEVER, Cheryl Mills is headed there for sure , possibly others, and... Mills will be a BIG, really big, celebrity on the Hate America/Dem cocktail and speech circuit after her 'time' is served. eg: Commencement exercises at universities YOU pay taxes for.
With the Dems, the pain always multiplies.
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (fC+Kl)
There is plenty of cause to arrest her right now.
Would have happened by now if it were to happen.
Posted by: navybrat
I am not sure. Arresting her will be a HUGE deal and they have to have the whole Clinton web untangled and their shit straight prior to doing this. I have never heard of the FBI launching an investigation like this unless they are pretty sure there is big criminal action involved. If the FBI declares - ooops - move along nothing to see, they are going to look more than foolish.
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: RKae
If they start juggling while on a slackline, I think it's legal to shoot them in five states.
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (8b2u+)
Does one dare click such at link, at this place?
Posted by: Grump
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Yeah, I'm thinking 'unusual' may be a trigger warning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:13 PM (9mTYi)
Wait, we're all felons now for knowing how Hillary stores her classified stuff?
Dangit, 3 felonies a day ...
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 05:13 PM (0NdlF)
Polish Official confirms Nazi gold train find
The discovery was at first met with great skepticism, however a polish official now says ground-penetrating radar images prove the train's existence.
And for the record, as a Jew I claim that loot for my Tribe.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:13 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 28, 2015 05:14 PM (R4vR0)
Posted by: Anthony Weiners Ghost at August 28, 2015 05:14 PM (N1ljp)
I wonder how bad the food is in Leavenworth? Will Huma get an adjoining cell? Will Weiner move closer to visit?
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 05:14 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Caroline Kennedy
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And WHAT a plot! Can you imagine pitching this one? "OK, here's my scheme: We hijack a plane, fly it to a secret location, dismantle it and dispose of it; kill all the passengers; hire voice actors to call their families and say, 'Our plane's been taken by Muslims!' Then we shoot a missile at the Pentagon in broad daylight during morning rush hour and CLAIM it was the plane that we dismantled in a secret location!"
All that and they forgot to make the hijackers from Iraq.
Someone call the "Loose Change" guys and see if I got it all right.
Posted by: RKae at August 28, 2015 05:14 PM (zpRqk)
I'd really, really like to believe that.
Can Obama vamoose the investigation at the last minute with a pardon?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 05:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (JgpFm)
This Hillary thing is like a circus act where the band keeps playing the
Sousa March over and over and over, repeat after repeat because the
trapeze performer can't get can't get her ankle in the loop to do the
twirly thing.
Meanwhile the clown car has unloaded fifty clowns and the big clowns
are abusing the midgets, and still the band plays on as the trapeze
artist struggles.
And the show manager is about to have a coronary because 'send in
the clowns' hasn't distracted the audience from the trapeze artist who
might yet fall to her death at any moment.
and I'm outa popcorn, but I'm not leaving my seat until there is a body surrounded by crying clowns.
You have a way with visualization. Yes you do.
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: GBruno
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The hairdressers are fabulous.
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (9mTYi)
HOWEVER, Cheryl Mills is headed there for sure , possibly others<<<
Oh sure, Cankles sets the black woman up as her fall "guy".
#LackeyLivesMatter
Posted by: Chris Carter, motivational speaker at August 28, 2015 05:16 PM (4nTsn)
it would have happened by now if it was going to happen for a couple
reasons. First, the investigators are going to want to see how deep this
rabbit hole goes. Better to keep all the players swinging in
anticipation before they are ready to pounce.
And second, if you are going to go after the king, you have to kill
the king. I'm sure they want to build as overwhelming a case as possible
before going public with what they have.
Posted by: JackStraw
Between this and Trey Gowdy, they're going to have to take a number as to who gets first crack at her.
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:16 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 28, 2015 05:16 PM (hSxPE)
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 05:16 PM (u49WF)
All out of wet food for the cats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (JgpFm)
From experience I Know:
"If the Cat ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody happy!"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:16 PM (DUoqb)
Yeah, better take care of that before you become wet food for the cats.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 05:17 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:17 PM (OGm46)
In a big investigation you typically start at the bottom and work you way up. You squeeze subordinates then they turn or get convicted. Look at the Jimmy Haslam thing, or the Enron stuff. They work the little people first, then get them to flip on the higher ups.
But I think Huma's toast, she's going to be threatened with the death penalty so she'll sing to save her life.
Expect the investigation into huma's muslim brotherhood connections to be very interesting indeed.
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:17 PM (5vV+V)
Polish Official confirms Nazi gold train find
The discovery was at first met with great skepticism, however a polish official now says ground-penetrating radar images prove the train's existence.
And for the record, as a Jew I claim that loot for my Tribe.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:13 PM (DUoqb)
Think of all the teeth you could crown with that...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 05:17 PM (2Ojst)
I think he'd just love using that as a distraction for the Kardashian Nation while he continues his emfvckenment of the country for the remainder of his reign of error.
Then he'd pardon her.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 05:18 PM (LUgeY)
I wouldn't fall asleep until this problem is solved if I were you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:18 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Old Hob at August 28, 2015 05:18 PM (ZufZo)
Posted by: Boltie at August 28, 2015 05:18 PM (lU0bX)
.....the horse will decline.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at August 28, 2015 05:18 PM (lRwmz)
They know how ruthless Hillary is, and no one is taking the risk of being a target of her vindictive wrath.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:19 PM (DgVMi)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 28, 2015 05:19 PM (HXzvr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 05:19 PM (0dNR4)
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:19 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: The Horse at August 28, 2015 05:19 PM (zxnPQ)
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Hillary'd glide 'cross the floor with the girl she adored
And the band played on.
But her brain was so loaded it nearly exploded;
The poor girl would shake with alarm.
She'd ne'er leave the girl with the ebony curls
And the band played on.
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 28, 2015 05:20 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 05:20 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:21 PM (x3GpS)
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Nope. There will a be pardon and it will cover everything imaginable.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 05:21 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:21 PM (9mTYi)
^..^(____)~~~
Posted by: Cheshirecat at August 28, 2015 05:21 PM (e8vZc)
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at August 28, 2015 05:21 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: Old Hob
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Rather likely.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:22 PM (9mTYi)
The only reason he would is that:
a) The Clintons have something devastating on him, but he's already shown he's bulletproof, so no,
b) He tells Hillary, "sorry, Hon, this just isn't your year. Pull out now, and maybe I can get you easy time, say in the laundry".
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:22 PM (LAe3v)
You know I can make you cum, if no one else can.
Your call.
Fade away, or force the issue.
Like, female orgasm in East Africa. Or, Arabia. Rarest of the rare.
Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 05:22 PM (M9X7Y)
"We came, we saw, he died...hahahahaha.."
~ Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 28, 2015 05:22 PM (hCdMd)
Oh she's definitely in trouble. Her media cover is GONE. She naked on this. And now she knows she's naked on this.
She's going to check into a hospital with health problems within 14 days. Over or under anyone?
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:22 PM (5vV+V)
About dang time for that. I'll believe it when I see it, though.
I've seen mentioned in every article about Huma that she is TIGHT with Hillary, like mother-daughter tight (I know), so it will be interesting to see if they can really separate her from Hillary, whether it's to turn =on her boss or take the fall....
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 05:23 PM (NOIQH)
In the final tally, having the entire comms of the SecState visible to our enemies may be the biggest security breach in American history.
It's different from Ames in one key respect: The Clinton's made WAY more money than Ames did for compromising US interests.
Posted by: ZBBMcFate at August 28, 2015 05:23 PM (Hj9yW)
Question- how badly are our Intel black hatters harmed? With Huma in the mix, our special alphabets have to be either dead or running for their lives and no aid in country due to other nations not trusting us. For how long is Intel going to be lacking? Will any of this harm what's still working to protect the homeland?
This isn't just a political farking football. These people need to seriously go down. If true, jail isn't good enough. Just ask the families who have lost someone due to the Clintons and their boot lickers.
Posted by: freeus at August 28, 2015 05:23 PM (caDgg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:23 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 05:23 PM (M9X7Y)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:24 PM (DUoqb)
We already have a Blago-skull, don't we. You'd just need to bleach it a bit.
Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2015 05:24 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Chip Beefington III at August 28, 2015 05:24 PM (i5//Y)
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Maybe Ace could come up flaming Trump hair when his stuff hits the fan. Nah.
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 05
That seems like baiting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 05:24 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 05:24 PM (MDgS8)
You go back and erase that right now. This horde does NOT need visuals of Hillary naked, especially as we go into the weekend.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 05:25 PM (iIzG7)
*remains in the shadows*
Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl, who served with honor and distinction at August 28, 2015 05:25 PM (9mTYi)
"Turn on her boss, or get lined up for a firing squad."
Huma's a survivor, she'll sing if it comes down to it. Watch.
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:25 PM (5vV+V)
proportional to the perceived likelihood that she will win the
presidency. No one is putting their necks on the line for any odds
greater than 20%. If that.
At some point, that ship has sailed. For my money, the top of the mast is disappearing below the horizon. I suspect that given as much as Hillary is loathed by law enforcement, including her own security detail, there will be plenty of FBI types who will be willing to chance taking her down.
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:25 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (JjECE)
She is still trying to distract by calling Repubs terrorists and putting people in box cars. But it won't work since most people think liar is the best word to describe her, which she is.
Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (laMCB)
She'll go to Butner. Just because of the name. She'll enjoy talking to Megan.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: Hillary!s feet at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (wAQA5)
You are probably right, sad to say.
^..^(____)~~~
Posted by: Cheshirecat at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (e8vZc)
Posted by: Fauxcahontas' papoose maker at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (4nTsn)
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That's menopause, you idiot.
Oh, wait. You're waaaay past that, aren't you?
Never mind.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 05:27 PM (hUdMz)
That's just so sad.
Posted by: eleven
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Not so tragic as Doctor Backwards crying "Pleh! Pleh!" as he was murdered.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:27 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 05:27 PM (OiFtZ)
That's just so sad.
Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015
No, not really. I find it quite amusing
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 05:28 PM (OMXTD)
She's going to check into a hospital with health problems within 14 days. Over or under anyone?
Posted by: simplemind
Good point. I sense a fall and head injury in her immediate future.
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:28 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mime Mugger at August 28, 2015 05:28 PM (2oWD2)
from the uk daily mail
Columnians threatened with deportation from Venezuala carry all their worldly possessions including fridges and doors over the border
but Jorge Ramos says we can't deport 11 million illegals
ummmmm
??
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 05:28 PM (q+zA9)
My G-D geraldo is ruining The 5. Had to turn off again
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Gerdildo is almost as reliable as his hero, King ShitMidas.
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2015 05:28 PM (wAQA5)
Pep is correct.
This is an institutional memory effect. The institution hates the Clinton's and now it has its chance for a righteous kill. Those Feebs will work overtime for free on this one and fight each other for the privilege.
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:29 PM (5vV+V)
Kitty doesn't play.
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2015 05:29 PM (oiNtH)
http://goo.gl/vbmCIH
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 05:29 PM (xWW96)
Doesn't the FBI work for Lorretta Lynch now?
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 28, 2015 05:29 PM (laMCB)
If Hilly is not indicted, the government will find it difficult to indict, try, and convict other miscreants including those making fatal mistakes instead of deliberate misfeasance or malfeasance.
Oh hell no, what am I thinking? She's a member of the protected and untouchable class of Washington elites. I'm sorry for wasting your time.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 05:30 PM (OiFtZ)
Next Friday's revelation on Hillery's unwiped servers: kiddie pron.
I mean, heck, where else can it go?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 05:30 PM (TOk1P)
The justice department on the other hand may try and squelch, but the investigation they can't really stop. They can refuse to bring the case, but if there's a republican administration, guess what???
Oh by the way, do you think the republican president will have some leverage in negotiating with Clinton cronies then? People this thing is HUGE. I mean YUUUUUUGHE. Oh my gosh I bet Trump has an erection.
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:31 PM (5vV+V)
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Hahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Dinesh D'Sousa at August 28, 2015 05:31 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Cheri
You wouldn't have these problems with some pets. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Dogs at August 28, 2015 05:31 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:31 PM (OGm46)
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See: Sandy Berger
Posted by: Dinesh D'Sousa at August 28, 2015 05:32 PM (9mTYi)
I'm still waiting for the investigation to conclude and a no fault finding in this kabuki theater farce. Still betting on a hillary v jeb duhlection.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Sandy Burgler, Esq. at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (0NdlF)
way up. You squeeze subordinates then they turn or get convicted. Look
at the Jimmy Haslam thing, or the Enron stuff. They work the little
people first, then get them to flip on the higher ups."
No one knew about Nixon's secret voice activated taping system (a system which actually preceded Nixon) during the Watergate investigations, until small-fry witness Alexander Butterfield got rattled and blurted it out in front of a Congressional committee.
This is why it's so infuriating that the House Republican establishment leadership passively allowed Lois Lerner to get away with invoking the Fifth repeatedly. No new information can be gleaned.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (nFICN)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (xWW96)
untouchable class of Washington elites. I'm sorry for wasting your time.
Sorry, not buying it. It is difficult, bordering on impossible, to keep a secret in Washington. You can bet your ass that if there is any pressure brought to bear to whitewash Hillary, it will be public knowledge the next day. Especially now that Toonces is getting ready for Carousel.
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster
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Poor grounding. Otherwise, I am clueless. Read the Post, something, something.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Beef Supreme at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (lU0bX)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
Recently read a piece by a former Secret Service Agent that was assigned to Hillary's detail. He said that the agents loved the way that Hillary, Huma and gang expected them to carry their luggage for them from hotels to cars. He said that they would offer to hold the door open for them and that was all. He also said that there is a general rule with the agents that if you are being assigned to Hillary's detail, you have pissed off someone and are being punished.
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: President Jerb! at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (HkcOx)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (JjECE)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Buffalbob at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (nIzfh)
Sure, they may leave Hillary alone and simply concentrate on the surrounding bit players such as Huma. She will rat out the bitch, but still spend time in prison bumping humps with other female inmates to wile away the time until she can reunite with Carlos Danger.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (OiFtZ)
Pep is correct.
This is an institutional memory effect. The institution hates the Clinton's and now it has its chance for a righteous kill. Those Feebs will work overtime for free on this one and fight each other for the privilege.
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:29 PM (5vV+V)
Y'know, I wish you were right. I hate to pull my "as an attorney" thing on you, but my experience is that self interest trumps all. You can be seriously pissed at someone, but it is strange how righteous indignation can so quickly give way to a paycheck.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (DgVMi)
In the old days, and I'm talking just a mere thirty years ago or so, there's absolutely no way she would be able to continue. But here we are.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (0NdlF)
Heh. Heheheh. Heh. Heh.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: maddogg
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Hell, he gives out medals !
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (9mTYi)
At the Democratic National Committee meeting in Minneapolis, where she will speak Friday, senior Clinton campaign officials are claiming that she has already secured one fifth of the pledges needed to win the Democratic presidential nomination.
???
Yeah and I am sure they all will happy to vote for a felon? They will drop her like forman dropped frazier
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:36 PM (DUoqb)
You misspelled twelve.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:36 PM (kff5f)
leadership passively allowed Lois Lerner to get away with invoking the
Fifth repeatedly. No new information can be gleaned.
What did you expect, truncheons?
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:36 PM (LAe3v)
Do the Clinton's hate Obama enough to risk it and wait for a deal from a republican? She'd probably make a deal with Jeb - sheeze Jeb would likely pardon her just because he's above all that punishing crime stuff. . . Trump OTOH could be interesting.
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:37 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 05:37 PM (xWW96)
Democrats, remember? It's a resume enhancer.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:37 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 05:37 PM (JjECE)
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:36 PM (LAe3v)
Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:37 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:38 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Beef Supreme at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (lU0bX)
Hey, she's plagiarizing my excuse for plagiarism!
Posted by: Uncle Joe B. at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (FohCt)
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (5vV+V)
All out of wet food for the cats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (JgpFm)
Look for a can of tuna in the pantry. Nothing like tuna to sooth the savage feline. I know from experience. It is the reason I buy tuna when it goes on sale. :-)
^..^(____)~~~
Posted by: Cheshirecat at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (e8vZc)
Posted by: Beef Supreme at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (lU0bX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (8ZskC)
From Twitchy, quoting Virginia State Police.
you know, he looked like a Baptist to me.
Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (HkcOx)
The IRS scandal is not dragging on only because of the Democrats. The gope wanted the TEA Party silenced just as much as the Dems did.
There are not enough good guys left.
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:40 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:36 PM (LAe3v)
You say that like there is something wrong with that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:40 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster
They do have some magazines that help with that.
Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 05:41 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 05:41 PM (LUgeY)
Wait, what am I saying? Take as loooooong as you need Hillary, ignore me. As you were.
If she gets convicted and thrown in the clink, when the brilliant foreign policy decisions of the Obama Doctrine go down in flames, at least he'll have her as a scapegoat. War on wimmens!
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 05:41 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: blaster
I was a delegate in Texas...
The Obama machine was vicious and powerfully funded
Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 28, 2015 05:41 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 05:41 PM (iQIUe)
If there is an investigation at that high level, the DOJ is already involved. No one is making a move without someone at very high levels dictating process. They can kill this investigation with one phone call.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:42 PM (DgVMi)
Posted by: Lillith Isadora Vanschtupp at August 28, 2015 05:42 PM (Q8y6V)
Nothing can be allowed to stop Madam Hillarys erection.
Posted by: Lillith Isadora Vanschtupp
I knew it!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 05:43 PM (OiFtZ)
Perhaps this picture but in color and HD?:
http://tinyurl.com/qclzrlk
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 05:44 PM (oFCZn)
The Empire does not allow investigations to take place simply because of the law.
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:44 PM (MQEz6)
1.) The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, and;
2.) it is much more comfortable to be on the bus, as opposed to under the bus.
Canaries gotta sing, capiche?
Posted by: Kerner, Ryan & Blago, Esqs at August 28, 2015 05:44 PM (sJuKe)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 28, 2015 05:44 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: The Fibbies at August 28, 2015 05:44 PM (OiFtZ)
Hillary Clinton as Linda Blair character Carol Henderson in the remake of . . .
Chained Heat!
2000 women, stripped of all they had, except the will to survive!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 05:46 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 05:46 PM (JjECE)
Oh, just let me have a little feel.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (8ZskC)
You should've seen all the folks who got off early and were in the grocery stores stocking up this afternoon down here.
I know that because I now have my hurricane supplies laid in: Guinness.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (LUgeY)
involved. No one is making a move without someone at very high levels
dictating process. They can kill this investigation with one phone call.
And then what? This is the kind of thing that could not only put you in jail, it could put you in the history books, under villains. No, I don't think that's going to happen. And if it does, it won't work.
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 05:46 PM (JO9+V)
Starring Hillary Clinton as Dildo McClure, the iron-hearted and evil mistress of cell block A.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (oFCZn)
I'm not a coonass, but Edwin Edwards would get 2 things accomplished. First, legalized casinos everywhere. Second, not ary a road repaired again ever.
Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (go5uR)
Hillary seeks to play the part of Cruella de Vil in the remake of "Grandma Clinton Returns to Washington."
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 05:48 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 28, 2015 05:48 PM (hCdMd)
Not doubting your legal chops but I think we have crossed that rubicon in the court of public opinion. Nobody would buy that the FBI just decided to drop an investigation into breaches of national security given all we already know. Hillary would be toast.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:48 PM (OGm46)
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They vote for dead people all the time......or was that dead people vote for them? I can't keep up.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 05:49 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: The singularity formerly known as Jeb! at August 28, 2015 05:49 PM (3fazM)
We've got it men, back the f*** off!
Posted by: The Fibbies
I don't know. Are you scientists?
Posted by: Peter Venkman at August 28, 2015 05:49 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: dogfish at August 28, 2015 05:49 PM (jWtyG)
to Hillary's detail. He said that the agents loved the way that
Hillary, Huma and gang expected them to carry their luggage for them
from hotels to cars."
Much better to be on Bill's detail.
Apparently Bill's current mistress, the blonde Northeastern socialite whom the agents call "the Energizer Bunny", brings them cookies when she drops in to see Bill. Something that apparently happens within minutes of Hillary leaving the family compound. They've got some signal system worked out.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 05:49 PM (noWW6)
424 >>If there is an investigation at that high level, the DOJ is already involved. No one is making a move without someone at very high levels dictating process. They can kill this investigation with one phone call.
Not doubting your legal chops but I think we have crossed that rubicon in the court of public opinion. Nobody would buy that the FBI just decided to drop an investigation into breaches of national security given all we already know. Hillary would be toast.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:48 PM (OGm46)
The same public that can't find Ohio on a map?
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:50 PM (MQEz6)
I don't know. Are you scientists?
Posted by: Peter Venkman
Sir, we are the elite members of the Federal Bureau of Infestergations!
Posted by: The Fibbies at August 28, 2015 05:51 PM (OiFtZ)
Thank God, I thought she'd never leave.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 28, 2015 05:51 PM (8ZskC)
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They probably have an app for that.
Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 05:51 PM (XUKZU)
Yes, that one. The same one that now says the word they most associate with Hillary Clinton is dishonest.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:51 PM (OGm46)
I suspect the GOP had no problem with the IRS investigating TEA party groups. I think the leaders of both parties saw it as advantageous to eliminate a populist movement neither of them controlled.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 05:52 PM (fJ5wU)
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (LAe3v)
The phone call sounds something like: We have received and are aware of preliminary reports. There does not appear to be anything chargeable here. You can keep investigating if you want, but prosecutorial discretion says that this is a dead letter.
I do take some hope out of the fact that, if true, the FBI has confirmed and investigation. Seems like if DOJ was going to abort this heinous monster, it would have done so at the embryonic stage.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:52 PM (DgVMi)
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:50 PM (MQEz6)
Reminds me. There's an "Ow, My Balls!" marathon on tonight.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 28, 2015 05:53 PM (vgIRn)
I'm more trustworthy than Bush when he returned the Churchill Bust to England and put his feet on the Resolute Desk.
Posted by: Sir Checkers Rodham at August 28, 2015 05:53 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 28, 2015 05:53 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:53 PM (DgVMi)
434 >>The same public that can't find Ohio on a map?
Yes, that one. The same one that now says the word they most associate with Hillary Clinton is dishonest.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:51 PM (OGm46)
They have the memory of stunned mice.
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:54 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Scotty at August 28, 2015 05:54 PM (6UvYI)
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (u49WF)
What is it with these people?
Posted by: Former Lurker at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (JV/o6)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015
Funny, I thought that was called a merger
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (OMXTD)
Think about that. Hillary thinks she is above the law. The president thinks he is the law.
But their ideas have nothing to do with service oaths, do they?
Posted by: Rick Tingles at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (GHoXc)
Posted by: Texas in the Shade at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 05:56 PM (NOIQH)
Well, you know, it's just something, you know, that I have, you know, tried to learn, you know, but have difficulty, you know, with learning, you know, new things.
Posted by: Princess Caroline Kennedy at August 28, 2015 05:56 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (HkcOx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (OMXTD)
The horror. The horror.
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (Kucy5)
Romney cut a guy's hair.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: joohnd01 at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)
Happy Fun Ball's "eulogy" was kinda rude. We were afraid to say anything, lest we end up red blotches bounced all around an alley like Buzzion.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (57Cj7)
Well...he died doing what he loved.....
Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 05:58 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Sgt. Stedenko, Chief Investigator, HRC Server Case at August 28, 2015 05:59 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Former Lurker at August 28, 2015 05:59 PM (JV/o6)
If and when Turdpimple says "Do it" then Hillary will be arrested.
Until then, she is as safe as anything can be.
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:59 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 05:59 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
........................
Yeah, but it's a dry heat.
Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 05:59 PM (wwSh/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:00 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 06:00 PM (HkcOx)
Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (HkcOx)
All of which are forgivable when the free cheese and phones are being thrown from the back of a truck into the crowd.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 06:00 PM (DgVMi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 06:01 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 06:01 PM (MDgS8)
"extremely serious"?
As opposed to what, "only kinda serious"?
I don't feel that the word "serious" needs to be modified.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 06:02 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Joe "that spells moon" Biden at August 28, 2015 06:03 PM (66gs3)
As Hillary Clinton's campaign seeks to project dominance in a field that could soon include Vice President Joe Biden, her top advisers are touting a decisive edge on a little-discussed metric: superdelegate commitments.
At the Democratic National Committee meeting in Minneapolis, where she will speak Friday, senior Clinton campaign officials are claiming that she has already secured one-fifth of the pledges needed to win the Democratic presidential nomination. They come from current and former elected officials, committee officeholders, and other party dignitaries.
[oh well, election over, country through, lets go for a couple of bourbons]
Posted by: mallfly at August 28, 2015 06:03 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:03 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 06:04 PM (DUoqb)
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
The sound of the DOJ driving the final nails into Sir Edmund Rodham's coffin lid before she's officially frog marched from the campaign cursing and screaming about the Right Wing Conspiracy.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 06:04 PM (OiFtZ)
From "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."
"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!"
From "The First Partner" Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.
"Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"
From "Hillary's Scheme" Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:04 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 06:04 PM (HkcOx)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:04 PM (VPLuQ)
The team launched aboard a MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter from Coast Guard Air Station Cape Cod at 9:45 p.m., according to a Coast Guard news release. An HC-144 fixed-wing airplane provided air support. The Jayhawk landed aboard James E. Williams at approximately 11:15 p.m., refueled and recovered the patient along with a Navy escort. The sailor, who was not identified, was transferred to awaiting EMS and admitted to Massachusetts General Hospital.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 06:05 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 28, 2015 06:05 PM (fOBju)
As a brief tour of Wikipedia will now tell you, the building block of Special Forces is the twelve man Operational Detachment Alpha, what is colloquially known as an A team. Six teams to the company, or B team, four companies plus support to the battalion, or C team.
The reason Delta is Delta is a C team rates a lieutenant colonel in command. Charging Charlie Beckwith, God rest him, called The Unit "The 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment- Delta" since the next theoretical step was a D team commanded by a full colonel, yet smaller than a full SF group. Those are also commanded by colonels.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 28, 2015 06:06 PM (ek8Zc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:06 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 06:07 PM (xVgrA)
475 Coast Guard rescue crews on Aug. 25 medically evacuated a 23-year-old sailor from the destroyer James E. Williams, then 220 miles off the New England coast.
The team launched aboard a MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter from Coast Guard Air Station Cape Cod at 9:45 p.m., according to a Coast Guard news release. An HC-144 fixed-wing airplane provided air support. The Jayhawk landed aboard James E. Williams at approximately 11:15 p.m., refueled and recovered the patient along with a Navy escort. The sailor, who was not identified, was transferred to awaiting EMS and admitted to Massachusetts General Hospital.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 06:05 PM (DUoqb)
Sounds like the opening paragraph in a zombie novel.
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 06:07 PM (MQEz6)
Mother is a wonderful lady who loves America and her grandchild. Leave mother alone and concentrate on your own disrupted lives.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 28, 2015 06:08 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Rogue Five at August 28, 2015 06:08 PM (xudgf)
That statement is no longer operative. The new operative statement is: Hillary Clinton has pledged a fifth to each and every delegate to the Democratic National Committee Convention for their support of her as the party's nominee.
Posted by: Clinton Campaign Officials, speaking under condition of anonymity at August 28, 2015 06:09 PM (JO9+V)
So if Conceptual President Hillary! encounters hostiles, the SS agents have a get out of jail free card if they jump out of the way explaining, "We were ordered to get her bags."?
Seems fair.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 06:10 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 06:10 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:10 PM (VPLuQ)
Bottom line is that if Hillary! loses, then dollars to the Clinton Foundation (aka Clinton slush account) start to dry up since the reason for sending dollars to it was to gain favor with someone (Hillary!) in power.
The Clinton Foundation covers a whole bunch of expenses, starting with support staff. Poor Clinton daughter may have to go out and get an honest job someplace.
^..^(____)~~~
Posted by: Cheshirecat at August 28, 2015 06:10 PM (e8vZc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 06:10 PM (iQIUe)
The camps are spread throughout Islamic State-controlled areas of Iraq and Syria and are off limits in the U.S.-led international bombing campaign because of concerns about collateral damage, said officials familiar with planning and execution of the yearlong bombing campaign.
Hell've a way to run a war ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 06:12 PM (DUoqb)
Maybe someone can post pictures from the AoSHQ Platinum Membership After-Party.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:12 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 06:12 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: mc at August 28, 2015 06:12 PM (xuXpE)
Who is paying Huma's legal bills?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
She was a Federal employee and is eligible for representation regarding her official duties. Therefore, you are Wang boy!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 06:13 PM (OiFtZ)
Harvey Fierstein as Hillary
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:13 PM (NOIQH)
Mine likes hummus.
Buffalo Ranch dip however gets a startled runaway.
Posted by: DaveA at August 28, 2015 06:13 PM (DL2i+)
-------------------------
i had a question on trivia crack about how won a gold medal in track in the year???? The answer was Bruce Jenner, I'm thinking to myself that that question is sexist?? Cis-whatever?? transphobic?? Mysogynist?? Because Bruce no longer exists, there is only Caitlyn now.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 06:14 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 06:14 PM (fJ5wU)
Huma. Doesn't she have, like, 20-something jobs? She can afford it. Then Saudi Arabia can reimburse her.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 06:15 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 06:15 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: GrandGhoul McThunderhips at August 28, 2015 06:15 PM (xudgf)
Posted by: mc at August 28, 2015 06:16 PM (xuXpE)
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/04/politics/
president-barack-obama-brothers-keeper/index.html
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:16 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lawyer who practices copyright law in North Dakota at August 28, 2015 06:16 PM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Alix at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (MpfHK)
I'm sorry;I don't know what that means. Who's Toonces and the only "Carousel" I know is the musical. Can you please clarify? Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (OSs/l)
Well don't look at me. Fool me once, shame on you.
Posted by: (MS)NBC at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (1CroS)
Hillary's clearly innocent, and I should know--I'm a lawyer.
Posted by: Lawyer who practices copyright law in North Dakota
Lanny Davis, is this you slick?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (OiFtZ)
Hillary has secured a fifth for herself and is locked in her suite at the Minneapolis hotel where the DNC is meeting. No further details at this time. we regret the error of previous reports.
Posted by: Clinton Campaign Officials, speaking under condition of anonymity at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (JO9+V)
This legal defense is brought to you by a generous grant from the Chubb Group.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 06:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:18 PM (JjECE)
496 I thought Bruce Jenner was gone?
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i had a question on trivia crack about how won a gold medal in track in the year???? The answer was Bruce Jenner, I'm thinking to myself that that question is sexist?? Cis-whatever?? transphobic?? Mysogynist?? Because Bruce no longer exists, there is only Caitlyn now.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 06:14 PM (xVgrA)
You're committing wrongthink. She's always been a woman. So therefore Bruce has never existed. She has always been Caitlyn. H8ter!!!
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Hilly is in her room furiously masturbating to combat her nerves before she appears before the delegates. Huma forgot the sybian!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 06:19 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 06:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Pretty darn opinionated for a dead guy ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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That should be "The stripper was named Magnificent." And she was a he. Still, great party.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (MYPM9)
Carousel: Celebratory Renewal (aka Death) by Laser in dystopian Logan's Run book/movie.
Posted by: Soledad O'brien's Earpiece at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (JjECE)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 28, 2015 06:08 PM (OiFtZ)
......
Thank you Chelsea, that was very touching. Keeping with the new guidelines of civility, I shall refrain from any hurtful or hateful rebuttal, such as, your mother has a fat ass and is a worthless crook. Nope, not gonna do it. I will simply reply that I disagree with her behavior and policies.
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 28, 2015 06:21 PM (R4vR0)
Posted by: Buzzion
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Aren't you suppose to be D-E-A-D?
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 06:21 PM (xVgrA)
>> "Will Barbara Feldon play Hillary in the TV version?"
Better an aged Honor Blackman, I'd say.
Posted by: An Observer at August 28, 2015 06:21 PM (oOGpy)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (qOsoH)
We're going to need a bigger coffin.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 06:21 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:13 PM (NOIQH)
Harvey Fierstein as Susan Estrich.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 06:22 PM (oFCZn)
As Mark Steyn notes it's:
"On her Majesty's secret server"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:22 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 06:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 06:22 PM (HkcOx)
Posted by: An Observer
I prefer an aged something-alcoholic.
Posted by: John Boehner at August 28, 2015 06:22 PM (MYPM9)
The Other Carrousel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSUAAKFLoL0
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Saying Critic ... at August 28, 2015 06:23 PM (qOsoH)
He finishes by saying he'll have to get a gun, because he's now angered pro-gun folks.....
SMFH
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2015 06:23 PM (kKHcp)
Carousel: Celebratory Renewal (aka Death) by Laser in dystopian Logan's Run book/movie.
Posted by: Soledad O'brien's Earpiece
...........................
Well, I, for one, still have no idea what any of that means.
Did it help you any, Fenelon?
Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 06:23 PM (wwSh/)
Ah. Thanks. Another couple of cultural references that went way over my head.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:24 PM (OSs/l)
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/04/politics/
president-barack-obama-brothers-keeper/index.html
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:16 PM (NOIQH)
Hah that's rich.
What's the emblem? A silhouette of a lonely dude sitting outside a hut in Kenya?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 06:24 PM (oFCZn)
SMFH
Posted by: OneEyedJack
I said this a couple of threads back--gun control laws should simply prohibit Democrats from owning guns, because Democrats think guns are only used for murdering people.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2015 06:25 PM (MYPM9)
But that was the best part.
Literature is a dead art, clearly.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 06:25 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Clarney at August 28, 2015 06:25 PM (p9zGT)
I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"
Posted by: Clinton Campaign Officials, speaking under condition of anonymity at August 28, 2015 06:25 PM (JO9+V)
I'm sorry;I don't know what that means. Who's Toonces and the only "Carousel" I know is the musical. Can you please clarify? Thx.
Toonces is Obama. In SNL Toonces was a cat who could drive cars, but since he was a cat, he couldn't drive well, and he'd take the car over a cliff where it would explode.
Carousel is from Logan's Run. When people's 'time' had come (at age 30), they'd be blown up in a stadium wearing flying astronaut suits.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 06:25 PM (fJ5wU)
*snort*
Silhouette of Cain killing Abel?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: GrandGhoul McThunderhips at August 28, 2015 06:26 PM (xudgf)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:27 PM (JjECE)
had come (at age 30), they'd be blown up in a stadium wearing flying
astronaut suits.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk
And if that word picture doesn't make you want to run out and purchase the film, I just don't know what's wrong with you.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2015 06:27 PM (MYPM9)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 28, 2015 06:27 PM (5p18q)
Posted by: Art Carney at August 28, 2015 06:27 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Happy Hour at August 28, 2015 06:28 PM (5p18q)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 06:28 PM (LUgeY)
had come (at age 30), they'd be blown up in a stadium wearing flying
astronaut suits.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk
And if that word picture doesn't make you want to run out and purchase the film, I just don't know what's wrong with you.
Posted by: Turd
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LOLOLOLOL*snort*
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 06:29 PM (xVgrA)
Press: phony 'scandal!'
FBI: we're investigating
Press: not a criminal investigation
FBI: this is a criminal investigation
Press: Its a minor crime
FBI: Looking into Espionage charges
On and on it goes, its hilarious. And grim. And in the end, I am confident she walks without a scratch.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 06:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:30 PM (VPLuQ)
I think it's just reprehensible when reporters have to ask people how they feel when their loved ones are gunned down "How do you think they freaking feel,you bozos?"" and particular when they do it for a agenda. Media ghouls do it all the time. They did it a lot after the CT school shooting
I don't really blame the dad. He's obviously a leftist but wants to have some sort of "solution" His solution will never bring back his dear and apparently attractive and vivacious daughter back
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:30 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Those bastard Feds better not scratch my Rascal!
Posted by: Hillary(!) at August 28, 2015 06:31 PM (MYPM9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:31 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:31 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 06:31 PM (1CroS)
"The Toecutter - he knows who I am. I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen
one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the kid
lay down the rubber road, ride to freedom!
Posted by: Clinton Campaign Officials, speaking under condition of anonymity at August 28, 2015 06:31 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Campesino at August 28, 2015 06:32 PM (ayC0W)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:32 PM (NOIQH)
Thanks. I know the basic idea. It's just get another movie I have never seen and I probably should,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:32 PM (OSs/l)
Hmmm. Jeff Smith (counsel for Sam Nunn at Armed Services back when Sam whas chmn, I think) went to CIA before Deutsch vacuumed up George and the ditz from the House side and all the other Hill mediocrities and took them there.
Ignatius' father, I think, was first-generation Agency guy, back when it was created. I think. He should have wider/better contacts than Jeff Smith, real long-time intel community types, not Hill transplants.
Anyway, surprised Smith would make such cavalier and non-credible statements. No, it's not routine for classified, esp. SCI, to be handled in any normal way.
Ignatius is a puzzlement. Extremely nice guy, not stupid in the conventional sense, and while he did exhibit a lot of Beltway Lightweight tendencies back when I last read him (early 2000s), he was never just a hack, like most of them.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 06:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:32 PM (JjECE)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 06:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:33 PM (JjECE)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
They'd probably blame everything on global warming.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 06:34 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:35 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Michelle "Box" Obama at August 28, 2015 06:35 PM (xudgf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 06:36 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 06:36 PM (LAliD)
Well, I'm glad it's not just me that is clueless. ;^)
I seem to remember some shrieking cat going over a cliff, I thought that was from "Bloom County" and the only thing I knew about "Logan's Run"is the name of the stars and the premise that anyone over 30 gets killed. Also, I'm used to TFG. I get thrown off when people use some other names for Obama. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:36 PM (OSs/l)
Or evil Reich wing corporations.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 06:37 PM (x3GpS)
However, I would have preferred this gif instead:
http://tinyurl.com/o5hnb6r
Posted by: Community Organizer at August 28, 2015 06:37 PM (Bjvsz)
*shakes head*
Don't you know that the only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead?
*idly taps finger on a roster of her minions*
Well, do what you will.
Posted by: Zombie Carlo Gambino at August 28, 2015 06:38 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at August 28, 2015 06:39 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:39 PM (JjECE)
Shaking my head some more.
"We have to do something about gun violence".
Phrases like that give the gun agency independent of the person wielding it.
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Where is the hue and cry about banning cars, or doing something about "car" violence? There's not, because it sounds stupid, and it is.
Tell you one more thing, the hell with this media. If the father had gone on a pro-gun rant, he would get 10 seconds on air, with the pro-gun part edited out.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2015 06:41 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 06:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:43 PM (JjECE)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2015 06:45 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Jean at August 28, 2015 07:09 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (HkcOx)
Cunt, cuntier, cuntiest.
Posted by: Community Organizer at August 28, 2015 07:22 PM (Bjvsz)
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2015 07:25 PM (3tjn4)
A) Hillary called Barry a gay "N-word" in an e-mail
B) Barry is paving the way for another candidate
C) They want her cleared before the election
D) None of the Above, you are moron Malcolm
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 28, 2015 07:38 PM (2Haxm)
Posted by: Wind Breaker at August 28, 2015 07:44 PM (/pOl7)
The rest of us will praise the Lord until the prince of redistribution is exposed and stapled to his bomb.
Praise the Lord.
Feel the beat. Watch the victory. Listen. Participate.
https://youtu.be/Mo2p3lpcTtI
https://youtu.be/FRDJrjmVGvw
Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 08:14 PM (M9X7Y)
B) Barry is paving the way for another candidate
C) They want her cleared before the election
D) None of the Above, you are moron Malcolm"
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E) He's vindictive and unforgiving.
Posted by: Cameron at August 28, 2015 09:13 PM (6aVBb)
Posted by: wodun at August 28, 2015 09:17 PM (DD0s8)
this is the greatest blog on earth!
don't
fuck it up
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Posted by: the fuzzy wzzy at August 28, 2015 09:43 PM (0/7ih)
by proxy and he didn't even have the proof.
Posted by: the fuzzy wzzy at August 28, 2015 09:46 PM (0/7ih)
Posted by: the fuzzy wzzy at August 28, 2015 09:48 PM (0/7ih)
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