aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Joyce Carol Oates, Genius
So barbaric that this should still be allowed... No conservation laws in effect wherever this is? https://t.co/hgavm9IBaM
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) June 9, 2015This guy thinks it's cool to kill defenceless animals then take a selfie. Jerk. pic.twitter.com/WbgMklrd9u
— Chris Tilly (@TillyTweets) June 9, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 09, 2015 12:37 PM (kw4HC)
Posted by: MikeJ at June 09, 2015 12:37 PM (Us4M2)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 09, 2015 12:38 PM (kw4HC)
Posted by: fb at June 09, 2015 12:38 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2015 12:38 PM (vaR50)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 09, 2015 12:39 PM (YFFpo)
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I'm going to go with the latter - though she probably never looked at the picture.
But I'm not sure why I should give her the benefit of the doubt. I don't know who she is, but she may be that dumb.
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 12:39 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 12:40 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 12:40 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Jawn Fn Kerry at June 09, 2015 12:40 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: PiperPaul at June 09, 2015 12:40 PM (vacPn)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (ATBJk)
Posted by: Zandor at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: Scottythrust at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (E3dap)
Posted by: Cheri at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (ifSWP)
She's one of the women authors that we're supposed to think are awesome because they're not white males.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (O7MnT)
Better yet, someone digs it up and tweets it deadpan and idiots do what the person did on a regular basis.
Like mice and cheese.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (J9PNe)
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 12:42 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 12:42 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at June 09, 2015 12:42 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL23 at June 09, 2015 12:42 PM (yBCt9)
Posted by: SarahW at June 09, 2015 12:43 PM (lv2k0)
Posted by: Becky at June 09, 2015 12:43 PM (kj0P/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:43 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: MMM at June 09, 2015 12:43 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: accessing memory banks at June 09, 2015 12:43 PM (ZtFr+)
By the way, a really fun game to play with your liberal friends is to
tell them that Dinosaurs were invented in the 19th century by [snip]...
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Racist white christianist cisnormal museum owners.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2015 12:43 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 12:44 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Cheri at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (oiNtH)
Poison berries.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:44 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 09, 2015 12:44 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 09, 2015 12:44 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 12:45 PM (gmeXX)
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new,
I've seen her here before...
Posted by: John Oates at June 09, 2015 12:45 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 12:45 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2015 12:45 PM (vaR50)
Blonde A novel. Sounds interesting, how does one Blonde a novel.
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 12:45 PM (pRzg2)
I did not drink, so it can't all be in my head.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:46 PM (i2Ep5)
Posted by: California Girl at June 09, 2015 12:46 PM (l+qoZ)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 12:46 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 12:46 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Yoda at June 09, 2015 12:46 PM (i2Ep5)
Posted by: 13times at June 09, 2015 12:46 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 09, 2015 12:46 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 12:47 PM (dt+UH)
***
And thats why we need to ban assault rifles.
Posted by: Some lefty at June 09, 2015 12:47 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 09, 2015 12:47 PM (AC0lD)
Well, if it was, then she fell for it again. Note the time stamp.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 09, 2015 12:47 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 09, 2015 12:48 PM (8t/08)
Maybe she has an intern handle her twitter feed.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 12:48 PM (k2QA3)
http://bit.ly/1dtUEI3
Putin flying a bird with a monkey on its back...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 12:48 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 12:48 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 12:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: brak at June 09, 2015 12:48 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2015 12:49 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 12:49 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 12:50 PM (JtwS4)
I choose to believe she was joking because I can't handle the thought of someone whose works are forced on university students throughout the country could be either that stupid or clueless.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 09, 2015 12:50 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 12:50 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: fb at June 09, 2015 12:50 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (0O7c5)
Just Nuke me from Orbit,,,,
I think the way things are going I will be checking out just in time...
Back to Luck'ys and Straight Rum for the Express lane to Daisey Pushing.
Posted by: Ron Leg WABX at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (QA8q2)
Posted by: Furious George at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (lHb9q)
Please fucking tell me this isn't real. I refuse to live in a world where someone can be this stupid.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: tbodie at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (EAA/O)
Posted by: Joyce Carol Oates at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (cIoI4)
My ears are burning.
Posted by: Maya Angelou at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 12:52 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: MacGruber at June 09, 2015 12:52 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 12:52 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 12:52 PM (vk+Kb)
Posted by: north and judd at June 09, 2015 12:52 PM (0KrC/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 12:52 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2015 12:52 PM (GGCsk)
Samsquantch!
Posted by: Bubbles at June 09, 2015 12:53 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 09, 2015 12:53 PM (/Ho8c)
That's from a while back isn't it?
An Oldie but Goodie?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 12:52 PM (rDqRv)
prehistoric even
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 12:53 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: tbodie at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (EAA/O)
Jurassic Park 3 came out over a decade ago. It was not that good.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:53 PM (zt+N6)
Jurassic World (which would be 4) is coming out Friday. But there was never an awful Jurassic 3. Nope.
Posted by: AngelEm, delurking at June 09, 2015 12:53 PM (LEtDB)
Posted by: Dang at June 09, 2015 12:53 PM (XWo4d)
Posted by: jwest at June 09, 2015 12:53 PM (9ZZd+)
At a ladies lunch thing. Shouldn't make me laugh like that!
She think Jurassic Park is a documentary?
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 09, 2015 12:54 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: The Onion at June 09, 2015 12:54 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 12:54 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 12:54 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Zandor at June 09, 2015 12:41 PM (78TbK)
One usually has to look around a bit for a Herculoids reference.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 12:54 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 09, 2015 12:54 PM (CfqM9)
http://www.usfca.edu/jco/
Oates challenges readers to question their ability to know a character, to know an author's intentions, even to know the self. Oates’s ideas about the fluidity of identity and the dangers of claiming "to know" an other or the self are explored in this story.
So she is telling her readers that they don't really know what they thing they know?
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 12:54 PM (pRzg2)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 12:54 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: despair at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Typical Progressive at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Velociraptor at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (8t/08)
FenelonSpoke- my family is praying for you and FenelonSpouse. You bring so much hope & light to so many May you be sheltered in the warmth of that light now reflected back by the many you have comforted
Posted by: ginaswo at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (+kfYT)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (QA8q2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: New York Times at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: JBrother at June 09, 2015 12:55 PM (tiZ4y)
Posted by: Maya Angelou at June 09, 2015 12:51 PM (O7MnT)
Well, yeah. That's because you're dead and isn't there something to the effect of "liars have their place in the lake of fire"?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 09, 2015 12:56 PM (GDulk)
Above average stupid is no way to go thru life.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 12:56 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 12:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2015 12:56 PM (JrKKc)
"an obese man & a lawyer are slated for dinosaur carnage; & black man & Asian man left behind, forgotten on island when only whites escape."
Making the point that Jurassic Park was racist. She made other points about how she didn't like the plot in the same thread. So, maybe trolling, maybe senility.
Posted by: Average Joe at June 09, 2015 12:56 PM (CkjRf)
Posted by: Buffalobob at June 09, 2015 12:56 PM (6+KMB)
The leaders of the country put all the letter in a bag and started randomly drwaing letters.
First letter, C, eh.
Second letter, N, eh.
Third letter, D, eh.
And that's how C-eh-N-eh-D-eh was named.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at June 09, 2015 12:56 PM (0LHZx)
Thread winner.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 12:56 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at June 09, 2015 12:56 PM (Dwehj)
Maybe they had reasons for poll taxes after all.
Posted by: Iblis at June 09, 2015 12:56 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 12:57 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 09, 2015 12:57 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 09, 2015 12:57 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 12:57 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Hillary! at June 09, 2015 12:57 PM (NHtMs)
I've tried various traps and poisons, but they only work once. They are smart, like coyotes.
I can't stand outside with my shotgun all day, so I need some help.
Any suggestions?
Posted by: MacGruber at June 09, 2015 12:57 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 12:57 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 09, 2015 12:57 PM (OZmbA)
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Who was the black man and asian man left behind?
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 12:57 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 09, 2015 12:58 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 09, 2015 12:58 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Quickdraw Oates at June 09, 2015 12:58 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 12:58 PM (JtwS4)
Was cruising through the channel guide last night, there were four, count 'em, four different channels showing JP1 and all of them at the same time.
And yeah, we watched one of them. Was surprised to see Samuel L. Jackson in it smoking a cigarette inside a building!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 12:58 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 12:58 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 12:58 PM (659DL)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 12:58 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 12:59 PM (q+zA9)
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Hollywood (and Chrichton) sure loved Virtual Reality back in the 90's. Jurassic Park - Disclosure.
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 12:59 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 09, 2015 12:59 PM (CfqM9)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:00 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: applauding softly at June 09, 2015 01:00 PM (js5z2)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 01:00 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 09, 2015 01:00 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft
I nominate for Threadwinner.
Agreed. May even become eligible for the AoS Hall of Fame in a year or two.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at June 09, 2015 01:00 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Sterling Archer at June 09, 2015 01:00 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 09, 2015 01:01 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 01:01 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2015 01:01 PM (JrKKc)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:01 PM (7ObY1)
Hollywood (and Chrichton) sure loved Virtual Reality back in the 90's. Jurassic Park - Disclosure.
Looker
Posted by: Laurie Partridge naked
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 01:01 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 01:01 PM (O7MnT)
Read one of her awful awful books, then come back and say that.
My opinion is that she's a product of old-school New York Libtard Log-Rolling-
Early admission to the club.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 01:01 PM (0cMkb)
http://nydn.us/1jk6mXT
She's not only stupid, she's A YEAR OUT OF DATE stupid.
Also, okay if you don't recognize that's a dinosaur. Maybe she's just dino stupid. But she doesn't recognize STEVEN G-DDAMN SPIELBERG?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 09, 2015 01:01 PM (4df7R)
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This that thing about the upholstery on Aristotle's yacht, isn't it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:01 PM (F2IAQ)
The Agents of D.E.R.P. just aren't very smart, are they?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 09, 2015 01:02 PM (oFCZn)
No silly, we get that from nagas. And wasn't it revealed on this very blog that nagas are monauga(hide)amous?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 09, 2015 01:02 PM (GDulk)
National Humanities Medal to 20 honorees, including Joyce Carol Oates."
http://tinyurl.com/nbykw7x
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 01:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 01:02 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:02 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 01:02 PM (659DL)
I think I'm going to go home and take a handful of pills.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 09, 2015 01:03 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 01:03 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Soona at June 09, 2015 01:03 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 09, 2015 01:03 PM (CfqM9)
Posted by: Black Democratium at June 09, 2015 01:03 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: accessing memory banks at June 09, 2015 12:43 PM (ZtFr+)
I believe it was. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
And, woo-hoo! I can access ace.mu.nu direct from my browser today. Things were going hinky last night with the troll infestation on the ONT.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (gP3UY)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (QA8q2)
Hey now! I didn't recognize Steven Spielberg. I don't know those people. They aren't friends of mine.
Hell, I don't recognize my neighbors.
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (pRzg2)
Hell, you can get a good enough education to identify that animal from Sesame Street or Discovery Channel.
"A woman will believe what she wants to believe and disregard the rest."
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Fritz at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (dDHlP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 01:05 PM (659DL)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:44 PM (zt+N6)
More likely non-anthopogenic Global Cooling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 01:05 PM (gP3UY)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (zRby/)
Ironically, Joyce Carol Oates.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 09, 2015 01:05 PM (4df7R)
They have brains the size of ... tangerines.
Posted by: Alfred at June 09, 2015 01:05 PM (ZtFr+)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 01:05 PM (kff5f)
The part where the kids get into the automated SUV's and are gee-whizzing about the "interactive DC-ROM" was hilarious.
And there are more continuity errors in that flick than the Matrix. First it's raining, then in the next cut it's dry. Flooding rains one night, the next day everything's as dry as a desert.
Then when they're leaving on the choppah at the end, one shot shows them over the ocean, next shot shows foliage going by in the window.
Dude, hire me for the job next time, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 01:05 PM (0HooB)
For a teacher, she was pretty dumb. Or brainwashed. Or both?
I never went out with her again after that night...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 01:05 PM (vztUc)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 01:06 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 01:06 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 09, 2015 01:06 PM (OZmbA)
They have brains the size of ... tangerines.
Enough about the left....
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:06 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 09, 2015 01:06 PM (CfqM9)
Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at June 09, 2015 01:06 PM (g1MTt)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Joyce_Carol_Oates_bibliography
And every last one of them is about women coming to terms with things.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 01:07 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 09, 2015 01:07 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2015 01:07 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Marmo at June 09, 2015 01:07 PM (QW+AD)
Posted by: Speller at June 09, 2015 01:07 PM (hHs1b)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 09, 2015 01:07 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 09, 2015 01:07 PM (CfqM9)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 12:48 PM (lHb9q)
Muldoon, that's cruel. LOL
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 01:08 PM (gP3UY)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 09, 2015 01:08 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 01:08 PM (dt+UH)
________________________
I don't remember the punch line to this joke.
Why the long face?
It's just a little ice cream?
Posted by: Furious George at June 09, 2015 01:08 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:08 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:08 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 01:08 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Some Guy Named, uuuhh, Tim at June 09, 2015 01:08 PM (JBggj)
BTW, Twitchy still treating the initial reports of white racist cop
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 01:08 PM (kivUY)
Why the long face?
It's just a little ice cream?
This water isn't just warm, it's DEEP.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:09 PM (7ObY1)
And then the US killed as many as possible when they were trying to force the Indians onto the reservations.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 01:09 PM (kff5f)
I never went out with her again after that night...
You left out the important bit.
Did she swallow?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 01:09 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 09, 2015 01:09 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 01:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 09, 2015 01:09 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Joyce Daryl Oates at June 09, 2015 01:10 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 01:10 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 01:10 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2015 01:11 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at June 09, 2015 01:06 PM (g1MTt)
Rock Thrower....
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at June 09, 2015 01:11 PM (qh617)
I don't remember the punch line to this joke.
Why the long face?
It's just a little ice cream?
This water isn't just warm, it's DEEP.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:09 PM (7ObY1)
Yessir, I reckun. Mmh Hmmh
Posted by: Karl at June 09, 2015 01:11 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:11 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 09, 2015 01:11 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 09, 2015 01:04 PM (zRby/)
Ironically, Joyce Carol Oates.
Posted by: MWR
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Death spiral.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:11 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 09, 2015 01:11 PM (8t/08)
Why the long face?
It's just a little ice cream?
This water isn't just warm, it's DEEP.
and the bottom is rocky
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2015 01:11 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:12 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 09, 2015 01:09 PM (/eTPT)
anddddd...
Is it a selfy is someone ELSE takes it?
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at June 09, 2015 01:12 PM (qh617)
I've tried various traps and poisons, but they only work once. They are smart, like coyotes.
I can't stand outside with my shotgun all day, so I need some help.
Any suggestions?
Claymores?
Posted by: JB1000 at June 09, 2015 01:12 PM (16OL0)
Okay, I may have added that last bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:12 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: jwest at June 09, 2015 01:12 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 09, 2015 01:11 PM (8t/0
8 days since the flooding in TX stopped. Well, since the rain which was causing the flooding stopped.
People are *already* whining about how hot it is and how they wish it would "hurry up and rain already."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 01:12 PM (kff5f)
I'm an Old School kind of guy who grew up on a farm. All the hunters in my family (myself included) took dinosaur simply to put meat on the table.
Showboaters like the guy in the photo really disgust me.
Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at June 09, 2015 01:13 PM (M98k8)
and the bottom is rocky
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2015 01:11 PM (rwI+c)
Whoa! Got a catfish!
Posted by: Sphynx at June 09, 2015 01:13 PM (OZmbA)
Well, as much as geriatric Rockers could do, anyway.
I'll be seeing Rush tomorrow night. Farewell Tour, I'm kinda glad they're packin' it in before they reach the geriatric stage.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:13 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 01:13 PM (iQIUe)
I've tried various traps and poisons, but they only work once. They are smart, like coyotes.
I can't stand outside with my shotgun all day, so I need some help.
Any suggestions?
Apologize to AtC for whatever offense you committed?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 01:13 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Joyce Carol Goats at June 09, 2015 01:14 PM (dfQ4e)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2015 01:14 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ed Anger at June 09, 2015 01:14 PM (RcpcZ)
________________
I think maybe she got the part where Sarah Jessica Parker walks into the bar mixed up with the dinosaur carnage.
Posted by: Furious George at June 09, 2015 01:14 PM (UlJ3l)
Something smells Squatchy.
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 12:47 PM (dt+UH)
--I looked up that Squatchy thread from 3 years ago; it's findable, but the photo of S. E. Cupp is sadly expunged.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:14 PM (i2Ep5)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:15 PM (sWgE+)
The Stones burned it down in Dallas.
Well, as much as geriatric Rockers could do, anyway.
--
I can't believe they are still going after all these years.
You mean Fred and Barney, right?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 09, 2015 01:15 PM (QA8q2)
and that's about it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 01:15 PM (0HooB)
Use everything but the snarl.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2015 01:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 09, 2015 01:15 PM (CfqM9)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 01:13 PM
If the Ravage is in your garden, it's far too late for that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 01:15 PM (h4vJk)
I think Neil is a little too old to be considered Peart.
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 01:16 PM (dt+UH)
Earth first! We'll terraform the other planets later!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:16 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: Joyce Daryl Oates at June 09, 2015 01:16 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 09, 2015 01:16 PM (8t/08)
"Who could seriously have believed that eating chocolate could be "dieting"? You can't protect silly people from their own silliness."
Posted by: jwest at June 09, 2015 01:16 PM (9ZZd+)
Which reminds me: if you want to know excitement (as in pant-wetting terror) get charged by a rhino which is feeling playful.
I had that fun experience at Fossil Rim a few years ago. Sure, it was in an "enclosure" and we were outside the "enclosure." But seeing it that close, you realize it's only an "enclosure" because the rhino doesn't want to put forth the effort to make it *not* an enclosure.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 01:16 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: JB1000 at June 09, 2015 01:12 PM (16OL0)
-----------------------------------------
Easier. Quit dissing AtC and her 'ette minions.
Posted by: Soona at June 09, 2015 01:17 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 09, 2015 01:16 PM (8t/0
But getting them hanging in the tree is a real bitch.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:17 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 09, 2015 01:17 PM (NpXoL)
The Stones are down here on Saturday night...
...when I have a gig.
Oh well, there's no way I could've afforded a ticket anyway.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 01:17 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:17 PM (7ObY1)
Well, as much as geriatric Rockers could do, anyway.
But it's allllright now
'Cept I have gas
Still it's alllllllright
Won't somebody please give me Gas Gas-X?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 01:17 PM (0cMkb)
I just wonder about the original tweet author, Chris Tilly. Presumably he's just being snarky. . .but you gotta wonder sometimes.
Posted by: Looking closely at June 09, 2015 01:17 PM (ji45d)
Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 01:18 PM (q+zA9)
Costa Rica. And that's easy to say when you're not the one whose national parks are being ravaged by dinosaurs.
https://twitter.com/fd2190/status/608301090296037376
Posted by: Xander Crews at June 09, 2015 01:18 PM (3Ceoj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 01:18 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 09, 2015 01:18 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 01:18 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Keith Richards at June 09, 2015 01:18 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Eskimo Customer Service at June 09, 2015 01:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:19 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:19 PM (i2Ep5)
Posted by: Velociraptor at June 09, 2015 01:19 PM (F1Z8f)
Joke right?
I had to LOL at me desk.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 01:18 PM (LA7Cm)
At this point, what difference does it make?
Posted by: Common Sense at June 09, 2015 01:19 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: PT Barnum at June 09, 2015 01:19 PM (/EkKm)
I just wonder about the original tweet author, Chris Tilly. Presumably he's just being snarky. . .but you gotta wonder sometimes.
I checked it out He was just being snarky. He Tweeted back at JCO and explained, but she still has the post up and hasn't responded.
Typical leftist, can't admit she was wrong so she'll just ignore it and hope it goes away.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:19 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: PT Barnum at June 09, 2015 01:19 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 01:03 PM (gmeXX)
Well, when she's stupid as she is, chances are she's wandering around with her purse open, and occasionally a hundred-dollar bill will slip out. It's actually better odds than hunting hobos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 01:19 PM (gP3UY)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:19 PM (i2Ep5)
But... she could see Russia from her house!
Posted by: LIV at June 09, 2015 01:20 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 09, 2015 01:20 PM (QA8q2)
Not to mention the chainsaw to carve that sucker up.
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 01:20 PM (Qia1Z)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:20 PM (i2Ep5)
"My hip just Shattered"
If I could walk that way I wouldn't need Gold Bond?
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:20 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: PT Barnum at June 09, 2015 01:20 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 09, 2015 01:20 PM (E+ecP)
Posted by: LIV at June 09, 2015 01:21 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:21 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 09, 2015 01:21 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 01:21 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2015 01:21 PM (6sL58)
Some stupid things just aren't worth replying.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 09, 2015 01:21 PM (JaIou)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 09, 2015 01:21 PM (QA8q2)
Posted by: Eskimo Customer Service at June 09, 2015 01:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at June 09, 2015 01:22 PM (Ui7Rt)
Well geddy for you. Hope you enjoy the show. Drive carefully. Don't Rush.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 01:22 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Dick Cheney at June 09, 2015 01:22 PM (qh617)
Then you'd have to brine it in the bathtub.
But it would feed a family of 4 the entire winter, so there's that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 01:22 PM (0HooB)
Anyone who hunts knows that we only take the excess animals so as to never endanger the herd.
In this case, it is safe to assume that there is no mate for this triceratops so this would be an extinction kill and I just cannot support it! Ah, the humanity! /end sarcasm
Seriously though, I wonder if I could bring it down with a bow.
Posted by: Braden Lynch at June 09, 2015 01:22 PM (Fiqdr)
dino stupid. But she doesn't recognize STEVEN G-DDAMN SPIELBERG?
Maybe poor eyesight + smartphone (small screen) = can't tell it's a dino
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 01:22 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 01:22 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Keith Richards at June 09, 2015 01:22 PM (Dwehj)
Triceratops may be an endangered species, but there is NO such precaution against hunting Hadrosaurs. The damn things are EVERYWHERE. They keep knocking over my bird bath and leaving steaming piles of feces on my back lawn. They're worse than geese.
Big vats of beer. They crawl in and die like slugs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (jBuUi)
Rush was my first concert ever. What a show. Turned me into a fan for life.
That would have been '83 or '84.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (vztUc)
Never believe that Joyce Carol Oates ISN'T as stupid as your Average Jane.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (sWgE+)
Yeah, I'm looking at you, Joyce CAROL Oates.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:24 PM (7ObY1)
That pic was taken in Childwold, Adirondack Park, NY. There're plenty of conservation laws there. In fact, there's a book about Childw--- ...
... oh, it's out of print. Never mind.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 01:24 PM (8fgsi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 01:24 PM (W5DcG)
Oates is quite clear in the preface to her book "Marya A Life" that the book is not autobiographical but it does resemble places and events and clearly states that the book is not autobiographical but how would one know if it is not possible to 'know' an other? So it could be autobiographical, maybe, if you want to think it is, or something.
Makes perfect sense. Mostly, sometimes late a night, with the wolf pack howling at the kitchen door. In some cases.
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 01:24 PM (pRzg2)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (oKE6c)
Note.... this is not a selfie..... someone else took it...
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 09, 2015 01:24 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 09, 2015 01:24 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at June 09, 2015 01:24 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Joyce Carol Oates at June 09, 2015 01:25 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Braden Lynch at June 09, 2015 01:22 PM (Fiqdr)
----------------------------------------
Cave men used to hunt them with sharpened sticks and clubs.
Posted by: Soona at June 09, 2015 01:25 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4)
Hey, so do morons buddy.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:25 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 01:26 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 01:26 PM (q+zA9)
Hunting is the easy part. Try dragging that bitch out of the woods.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:15 PM (sWgE+)
That's why Terex makes quads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 01:26 PM (gP3UY)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 01:27 PM (2x3L+)
In all fairness, the chick is 78 years old. She probably is unfamiliar with things like "twitter" and "photoshop."
Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (jBuUi)
But that's not photoshop. It's a pic of Spielberg in front of one of the triceratops "puppets" from the first Jurassic Park movie.
Unfortunately she's NOT unfamiliar with Twitter. If only she was! She spouts off some indefensible commie claptrap in Tweets at least every other month, then gets all indignant when she gets schooled by the Great Unwashed Masses who call her an idiot.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 09, 2015 01:27 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Joyce Carol Oates at June 09, 2015 01:27 PM (oZr5y)
Always an awesome show.
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 01:27 PM (dt+UH)
The ones that survived ate like kings!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:27 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 09, 2015 01:24 PM (qh617)
True. Probably another rhino. /kidding
I was responding to the second twit/Tweet.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 01:27 PM (oKE6c)
This may be fake, but it is, like, totally accurate!!!
Posted by: Jackie at UVA at June 09, 2015 01:27 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Eckels at June 09, 2015 01:27 PM (rwI+c)
He could have taken it himself with a normal camera with a timer.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 09, 2015 01:28 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 01:28 PM (2x3L+)
That would have been '83 or '84.
This will be my fourth and probably last, from the sound of it. They are leaving the door open to doing something like a week at Massey Hall in Toronto. Toronto's not too far away for me, so you never know.
This "reverse time machine tour" is going to be so cool. The reviews are universally stellar.
A small army of stagehands dressed like the movers on the cover of Moving Pictures will be changing the staging to match the time period, as the songs go back through the years. By the end, they're back in a "high school gym" complete with amps resting on chairs.
For the back half of the show, as they reach the 70s, Neil is using an exact replica of his iconic 70s double-bass drum kit with the orchestral percussion while Geddy and Alex haul the old double-necks out of storage one more time.
This is really going to be a treat. The tix were pricey but what the hell. You only live once.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:28 PM (7ObY1)
triceratops "puppets" from the first Jurassic Park movie.
I thought that that looked like Spielberg, and like a triceratops, but don't know my animals well enough to be sure.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 01:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ira allen at June 09, 2015 01:28 PM (kUmUV)
Hey!
Posted by: Philip Michael Thomas at June 09, 2015 01:29 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 09, 2015 01:24 PM (qh617)
Do we know that though? Maybe he set up his camera with a 10 second timer and took the picture himself. That's the old-school version of a selfie.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 09, 2015 01:29 PM (4df7R)
In all PoppinFresh fairness, I might fall for that one myself.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2015 01:29 PM (6sL58)
"Wow! I bet those were expensive!"
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 01:29 PM (1HNqn)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 01:29 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 09, 2015 01:29 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 01:29 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:30 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:19 PM (i2Ep5)
________
Idiots.
Posted by: Bat Boy at June 09, 2015 01:30 PM (8fgsi)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 01:30 PM (2x3L+)
Yeah, Pynchon is one of the most over-rated authors I've ever come across.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:30 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:23 PM (sWgE+)
Please allow me to stand at this john
I'm afraid you'll have to wait
I've been here for a long long time
Wish my bladder would evacuate
I was standin' here when the movie started
Wigglin' my wang and feeling' pain
Use the stall there!
Or else you'll have to wait
But what's puzzling' you
Is will you share my fate?
Oh yeah!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 01:30 PM (0cMkb)
"Wow! I bet those were expensive!"
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 01:29 PM (1HNqn)
"Naugahyde."
"I thought the nauga was a protected species!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 01:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 01:30 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2015 01:30 PM (JrKKc)
"Wow! I bet those were expensive!"
Don't lie. You banged her, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:31 PM (i/Iet)
Hey!
Posted by: Philip Michael Thomas at June 09, 2015 01:29 PM (zF6Iw)
What he said.
Posted by: James Michael Curley at June 09, 2015 01:31 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 09, 2015 01:31 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 01:31 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: American Pharaoh at June 09, 2015 01:31 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Feh at June 09, 2015 01:31 PM (uVxYr)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 01:31 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Ally Oop at June 09, 2015 01:32 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 01:32 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 01:32 PM (+aCe4)
And respond IN ALL CAPS.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2015 01:32 PM (6sL58)
No.She's actually more evidence that, for their own good, not everybody should have a Twitter account
Posted by: tu3031 at June 09, 2015 01:32 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 01:32 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:32 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:32 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: Dances With Wolves at June 09, 2015 01:32 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Caitlyn's Mirror at June 09, 2015 01:33 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:15 PM (sWgE+)
Tying it onto the hood ain't gonna be easy either.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 01:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Citizen X
---------------
Agreed.
Posted by: Ally Oop at June 09, 2015 01:33 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 01:33 PM (1HNqn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:34 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 01:34 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: James Michael Curley at June 09, 2015 01:31 PM (zF6Iw)
****
Yeah, really!
Posted by: Boutros Boutros Ghali at June 09, 2015 01:34 PM (lHb9q)
OMG!!!! THESE RETHUGLIKKANS WANT TO KILL ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS IT HURTz MY BRANE!!!!! HOW CAN THESE RETHUGLIKKANS BE SO CROOLlL??!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Cher at June 09, 2015 01:34 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 01:34 PM (Yf6eY)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at June 09, 2015 01:34 PM (x4xDj)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 01:34 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 01:34 PM (XUKZU)
Werthers Candies. They don't stick to dentures!
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (7ObY1)
If someone ever shot MY pet triceratops, I would get medieval on them!
Especially considering how hard they are to housebreak.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (6sL58)
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (Qia1Z)
Pynchon. That Piker?!
Posted by: James Joyce at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Dave
------------------
Close. Wayne Williams, Atlanta child-killer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: macbrooks at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (HdnUv)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 01:36 PM (1HNqn)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 09, 2015 01:36 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Pigilito at June 09, 2015 01:36 PM (cilg5)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 01:36 PM (Yf6eY)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 01:34 PM (+aCe4)
***
And the flash!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 01:36 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2015 01:37 PM (JrKKc)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Oh, you'd be surprised.
Posted by: GOP at June 09, 2015 01:37 PM (VAsIq)
I'm assuming she's still assuaging her guilt over her initial rejection of "Chaz" by screaming out support for "Caitlyn."
Sonny always was the brains in that outfit.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:37 PM (7ObY1)
He said, without any hint of irony.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 01:37 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Neil deGassey Twatface at June 09, 2015 01:37 PM (l3LvV)
Hey!
Posted by: Philip Michael Thomas at June 09, 2015 01:29 PM (zF6Iw)
--I don't think it's the case with non-film writers, but the FAG and other Hollywood union rules dictate that no two names in the same field can match, which is why we know so many Hollywood types by middle name or initial, or unusual nicknames. There must have been, say, some obscure William Macy working when William H. Macy started his career.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:38 PM (i2Ep5)
For as long as people keep buying tickets to the movie.
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 01:38 PM (pRzg2)
I have such estimable former schoolmates.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:38 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 01:38 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 01:38 PM (1HNqn)
Yea, you pretty much have to have one of these custom "guided" hunts anymore. Big buck for the 1% anymore.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 01:39 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (oKE6c)
*****
That's what my parents told me when I was six and my pet triceratops died.
I found out later they just flushed him down the toilet.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 01:39 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at June 09, 2015 01:39 PM (x4xDj)
====
Indefinitely, so long as you keep following the successful formula.
Friday 13th. . .I think they made that one at least a dozen times.
Posted by: Looking closely at June 09, 2015 01:39 PM (ji45d)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 01:39 PM (0HooB)
Worked for me since 1969.
Posted by: Scooby Doo at June 09, 2015 01:39 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Cher at June 09, 2015 01:34 PM (7ObY1)
Yeah, Cher, we know.
(Perfect imitation, btw)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2015 01:39 PM (6sL58)
She can't drive all she does is crash, crash, crash.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 01:40 PM (Yf6eY)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 09, 2015 01:40 PM (lNSdJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 01:40 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Neil deGassey Twatface at June 09, 2015 01:37 PM (l3LvV)
----------------------------------------
If dinosaurs not gone extinct, they'd be undercutting the price I pay my lawn guys.
Posted by: Soona at June 09, 2015 01:40 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Quaker Oates at June 09, 2015 01:40 PM (W5DcG)
************
One hopes it's not osmotic.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 01:40 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2015 01:40 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 01:41 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: baldilocks at June 09, 2015 01:41 PM (t2Kll)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (zF6Iw)
--In the first one, it's limited to the island, before it "opened." In the second, somehow they are shipped to San Diego and run riot there. In the third one, the park was shuttered and the action was again limited to the island. In this new one it looks like the park *does* open, but otherwise seems a rehash of the first one.
I'm not interested in the new movie, but the JP Smash Blizzard at Dairy Queen looks yummy.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:41 PM (i2Ep5)
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 01:38 PM (pRzg2)
It has Chris Pratt in it. Sign me up.
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 01:41 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 01:41 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 01:41 PM (1HNqn)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)
Always kinda wanted to get some baby seal boots from Canada just for teh Crewelty
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 09, 2015 01:42 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2015 01:42 PM (JrKKc)
Man, that would be a bitch to fire a few rounds from.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 01:42 PM (7G/wk)
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM
________
"The Fugitive" was originally a TV show. The movie remake with Harrison Ford was quite popular.
It was rebooted for television in 1995-96 starring O. J. Simpson. Ratings went through the roof.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 01:42 PM (8fgsi)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 01:35 PM (zF6Iw)
Do you really have to ask?
Posted by: Rocky XXIII at June 09, 2015 01:42 PM (gP3UY)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:42 PM (i2Ep5)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT
And what's old is new again. Except for oates' equipment. That dates back to the dinosaurs.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 09, 2015 01:42 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: baldilocks at June 09, 2015 01:41 PM (t2Kll)
Remarkable CGI
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 01:42 PM (fWAjv)
They replace the SUV's with the "interactive CD-ROM! OMG!!" with those glass sphere thingys, which I'm sure get all kinds of traction on and off the road.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 01:44 PM (0HooB)
D-8 Cat.
Stop! You will not remove that beautiful creature!
--Rachael Corrie
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:44 PM (i/Iet)
For as long as people keep buying tickets to the movie.
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 01:38 PM (pRzg2)
Oh, I understand that. My point was more about the supposed plot of the Jurassi than anything else. From what I know, each movie begins with reborn dinos and ends with them chomping everything in sight.
Maybe they're a subtle satire of liberals - "we've got the right people in charge now! Communism cannot fail!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 01:44 PM (zF6Iw)
JCO is general-population stupid.
Posted by: Eskimo Customer Service at June 09, 2015 01:45 PM (oVJmc)
So perhaps some still exist in the wild. I'm wondering if we should go search for 'em, and maybe The Discovery Channel can fund us.
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 01:46 PM (Qia1Z)
Trimming AND fertilizing! Dino poop FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:46 PM (i/Iet)
Nom nom nom
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:47 PM (i/Iet)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2015 01:47 PM (TF10X)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 01:48 PM (i/Iet)
I have such estimable former schoolmates.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 01:38 PM (7ObY1)
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Shit. I should marry Lorena. I'd get a freebie.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 01:49 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 12:49 PM
Eh? Take off hoser!
Posted by: Smash'em at June 09, 2015 01:55 PM (hvRi6)
Friday 13th. . .I think they made that one at least a dozen times.
Posted by: Looking closely at June 09, 2015 01:39 PM (ji45d)
Bastards!
Posted by: Rocky Balboa at June 09, 2015 02:01 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: TallDave at June 09, 2015 02:19 PM (/s1LA)
Posted by: TallDave at June 09, 2015 02:19 PM (/s1LA)
And an endangered species, no less!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 09, 2015 02:28 PM (1hM1d)
You left out Mandi. Of course, you need about a platoon of people, or a D7 dozer, to dig the cooking pit.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 09, 2015 02:32 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: thirteen28 at June 09, 2015 02:56 PM (ILfVM)
>> I don't know who she is, but she may be that dumb.
[Oates is] one of the women authors that we're supposed to think are awesome because they're not white males.
*
*
I've tried her stuff, even the ghost stories or supernatural tales. Don't see why everybody makes such a fuss about her work.
She first got published when the ancestors of that triceratops were young, so maybe it's a case of "She's lasted so long, there must be SOMETHING about her work!!!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2015 03:09 PM (uWhPn)
other Hollywood union rules dictate that no two names in the same field
can match, which is why we know so many Hollywood types by middle name
or initial, or unusual nicknames. There must have been, say, some
obscure William Macy working when William H. Macy started his career.
*
*
There was the Bill Macy who played Bea Arthur's husband on "Maude"; maybe he was it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2015 03:43 PM (uWhPn)
Posted by: Supreme Being at June 09, 2015 03:49 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: TheSev at June 09, 2015 03:56 PM (3Vv0F)
Posted by: Pastorius at June 09, 2015 04:37 PM (gMAUH)
I denounce myself!
Posted by: Jeanne of the Great White North at June 09, 2015 04:55 PM (TSAR5)
Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at June 09, 2015 05:16 PM (I72lw)
Oh my gosh! These people!
I was driving through former Woolley Mammoth territory in Washington State and picturing the wonder of seeing them on those hills! I want the Russians to get that cloning done! I want to see a Mammoth in my lifetime!
I mean how much damage could one exist species do to those stage brush hills?
Posted by: petunia at June 09, 2015 05:25 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: ron n. at June 09, 2015 09:27 PM (YVQn/)
That's a domesticated Triceratops, I've rode her many a times. That guy
is sitting beside her while she is napping, DOLT ! Guess what ? The
enviro-Nazis are just as stupid as the save the planet and vegan idjits.
They are just too full of themselves to realize it.
(didn't have my specs on, oops !)
Posted by: ron n. at June 09, 2015 09:29 PM (YVQn/)
Posted by: Mega at June 09, 2015 09:35 PM (9Du4t)
to Maetenloch
I am Ira Wetheral
My Disturbance of some ONTs is directly in response to Cooth's INSISTENCE that I
am responsible for his IT misfortune,
luap nor AKA Tim in Illinois was also called out and harassed, but seemingly didn't get the ban hammer because he did the 'turn the other cheek maneuver' which is cool.
I scream back at cooth, unperson, and a growing band of yahoos who seem to be swayed by his...
Magnificence. Buzzion fell into this as well as bebe.
The main point I want to make here, there is not and never will be any "evidence" pointing toward
implicating me. One night he got a bug up his ass, and never quit.
He is the sphincter in this case.
My belief, is while his fiancee was out of town, He stumbled into some bad shit on a porn site.
Maybe not, but he sure didn't get it from me.
Now my pal Mr Hat has been given over to the dark side.
Do I really have to wait for an apology from cooth?
When will his expensive "investigator" finger the culprit, if ever?
Late at night, all I have ever done was some silly back and forth you-tube music videos with hat and piercello. No fun anymore.
I don't see a resolution to this in the near future
But if you can, I'm amenable.
Seriously,
Ira
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