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Hot News From the New York Times: Rubio's Gotten Four Traffic Tickets (But His Wife Got 13!)
Undisclosed: Information Came from David Brock's Pro-Hillary PAC American Bridge
Update: NYT Denies, to Politico
Here's the oppo dump in the New York Times, which I don't suggest you read; I just want you to know that this is real. This happened.
Marco Rubio has had four traffic tickets, "over the years," as the New York Times says, which is... not so many. So the New York Times figures it can just add in his tally with his wife's. Here's how they headline that:Marco Rubio and His Wife Cited 17 Times for Traffic Infractions This is not a joke. They really did that. Marco Rubio had four measly tickets "over the years" so they just added that to his wife's 13 to come up with a combined 17 traffic tickets between them. Here's what they don't report: This silly, absurd story (and probably that ridiculous headline, too) was delivered to them hot from David Brock's oppo files and Free Beacon has the proof, and the New York Times "reporters" serving Courtier David won't comment on whether or not the story was given to them by a Brock. SUV? Ed Morrissey notes the NYT claiming that Mrs. Rubio sideswiped another driver in an "SUV." That SUV was the Ford F150 -- which is a truck. Period. Not an SUV. But it seems like the NYT is trying to Otherize the Rubios. Incidentally, a reporter on the story just tweeted that he's being told that traffic classes are voluntary -- despite his claim in the story that Rubio missed a driving class and was cited for it or ordered back to it or something. So he now seems to be hedging on a central factual claim. Maybe he should run this by David Brock again to see what he thinks. Update: The New York Time doesn't respond to the Free Beacon's request for comment -- instead, they go to liberal Dylan Byers at liberal as shit Politico. Just like ABCNews did with the WFB Stephanopolous scoop. The New York Times denies they got the story from American Bridge -- they're claiming they came upon this on their own. They just happened to be looking at the records at the same time American Bridge was.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 12:26 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Hotspur at June 05, 2015 12:27 PM (5cgIv)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2015 12:27 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Hotspur at June 05, 2015 12:27 PM (5cgIv)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 12:27 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Matk in Sandy UT at June 05, 2015 12:27 PM (9CIPv)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 05, 2015 12:28 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: MutherF*ckin Media at June 05, 2015 12:28 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Titanium at June 05, 2015 12:28 PM (j/0FK)
But the media isn't biased.
Nope, not biased.
Posted by: Hotspur at June 05, 2015 12:29 PM (5cgIv)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 05, 2015 12:29 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at June 05, 2015 12:29 PM (DLu2s)
Hillary, on the other hand, has no tickets because she is too grandma to drive anymore, and her Secret Service detail threatens to kill any cop who tries to ticket her.
Posted by: Phelps at June 05, 2015 12:29 PM (t7v3M)
Posted by: DaveA at June 05, 2015 12:29 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 12:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 05, 2015 12:30 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:30 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Bwoston Stwong at June 05, 2015 12:30 PM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Hotspur at June 05, 2015 12:30 PM (5cgIv)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 05, 2015 12:30 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Bwoston Stwong at June 05, 2015 12:31 PM (hKyl0)
I consider RINO Rubio and turd but this is crap of a worse kind. Anyone who would post a 15 mph speed zone that is not in a parking lot is a fool and I imagine that limit is routinely broken. I suspect they stopped his wife because she is easy on the eyes and cops will stop those women in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 12:31 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Titanium at June 05, 2015 12:31 PM (j/0FK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 05, 2015 12:31 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Old Hob at June 05, 2015 12:31 PM (NBhge)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 05, 2015 12:31 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 05, 2015 12:32 PM (C278+)
Posted by: McAdams at June 05, 2015 12:32 PM (BJMjn)
Where do they get their news?
Why, the internet, of course.
Posted by: BurtTC Has Lost Count of His Traffic Tickets at June 05, 2015 12:32 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: YIKES! at June 05, 2015 12:32 PM (6eMyB)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 12:32 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Ambassador Chris Stevens (deceased) at June 05, 2015 12:32 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at June 05, 2015 12:29 PM (DLu2s)
No, we think you're a narcissistic, attention-seeking, lying, twisted, disease-ridden slut.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 12:32 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Magritte at the NYT at June 05, 2015 12:32 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Real Everyday American at June 05, 2015 12:32 PM (YFFpo)
By ironic I mean so much discrediting bullshit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (LAe3v)
By Alan Rappeport and Steve Eder
Kitty Bennett contributed research
Got enough people on that story NYT? Go ahead and pull in a couple of interns and the brunette gal from the steno pool if you need them.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Dave S. at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (leNBy)
Posted by: Old Hob at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (NBhge)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Mrs. Marco Rubio at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (hKyl0)
It has gotten to the point that it is now...boring. And it is only June, 2015. Seventeen months to go.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Joe Biden's motorcade at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Lion Of The Senate And Part-Time Underseeboot Kommander at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Lea at June 05, 2015 12:34 PM (lIU4e)
I'm sure you already knew that, Ace.
I doubt Rubio shreds his tickets, but simply tosses them in the trash.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:34 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Shtetl G at June 05, 2015 12:34 PM (SopIT)
Posted by: Old Hob at June 05, 2015 12:31 PM (NBhge)
Rubio and Jeffrey Dahmer have actually EATEN about 17 people, I believe.
Posted by: BurtTC Has Lost Count of His Traffic Tickets at June 05, 2015 12:34 PM (TOk1P)
During the 1992 Presidential campaign, Mr. Clinton pledged to reimburse the Government for improper personal tax deductions on interest payments that had actually been made by the Whitewater Development Corporation. But the Clintons waited 21 months before sending the Treasury a check for $4,900 to cover the erroneous deductions.
[oddly, the IRS wasn't terribly interested in this]
Posted by: mallfly at June 05, 2015 12:34 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: troyriser at June 05, 2015 12:34 PM (S08gh)
Posted by: NYT Reporters at June 05, 2015 12:35 PM (BNEdd)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 05, 2015 12:35 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: someone had to ask at June 05, 2015 12:35 PM (xsnUW)
Posted by: donna at June 05, 2015 12:35 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: pep at June 05, 2015 12:35 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 05, 2015 12:35 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mrs. Marco Rubio at June 05, 2015 12:33 PM (hKyl0)
Don't you mean a pie de plomo?
Posted by: BurtTC Has Lost Count of His Traffic Tickets at June 05, 2015 12:35 PM (TOk1P)
This shows such a deep seeded sickness in the left.
We need another name for mental disorder, just to label them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:36 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 12:36 PM (Qrtdn)
Oh wait, the entire right half of the Internet does that every single day for 20 consecutive years, and the media has done its level best to ignore everything ever dug up by us.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2015 12:36 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2015 12:36 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: new NYT slogan at June 05, 2015 12:36 PM (ZtFr+)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 05, 2015 12:36 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 12:36 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: troyriser at June 05, 2015 12:34 PM (S08gh)
Then grant interviews to the National Enquirer, as a more estimable representative of the media.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 05, 2015 12:37 PM (oKE6c)
They are high fiving because any kind of hit on a Republican is a goot hit in their eyes.
Plus it will allow them to further the narrative of rich, entitled, Republicans.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:37 PM (m3iiU)
We're all Romans now.
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at June 05, 2015 12:37 PM (xQX/f)
Wait, maybe that was Harry Reid. Shit, someone famous.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2015 12:37 PM (bzNYZ)
Such policies undermine journalism, the Truth, and the People's right to know the Truth!
Posted by: zombie Walter Duranty of the NYT(kiss my pulitzer's ass) at June 05, 2015 12:37 PM (Spluw)
-New York Times journalists, editors and other staff, probably
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 05, 2015 12:38 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 12:38 PM (hLRSq)
What a fucked up country.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 12:38 PM (g1DWB)
Senator Hillary Clinton has come out firmly against giving driver's licenses to illegal immigrants, one day before a debate against her fellow Democrats, who have put her on the defensive on the issue.
MSNBC 05/06/15:
And during 2008, she damaged herself by opposing a plan in New York State to give drivers licenses to undocumented immigrants. Last month, her campaign said she now supports giving drivers licenses to undocumented immigrants.
Posted by: mallfly at June 05, 2015 12:38 PM (qSIlh)
I'm not going to bother reading such an obvious piece of shit story, but regarding the traffic school.....when I lived in Florida (2007-2011) I got a few tickets. Traffic school can be mandatory, or it can be voluntary. If you get a ticket, you can opt to take the traffic school because it will lower your fine and reduce the points incurred by the violation.
And four tickets since 1997? Is that supposed to shock anyone? I lived in Florida for four years and got three speeding tickets, and I don't even drive that fast. If you're going back to 1997, I believe I've gotten 5 or 6 tickets. Big fucking deal.
Posted by: radar at June 05, 2015 12:38 PM (kQfqk)
Wait, maybe that was Harry Reid. Shit, someone famous.
Mel Gibson?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 12:38 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 05, 2015 12:38 PM (LA7Cm)
Don'tbotherreadingthetextofthearticle,itwilljustconfuseyou.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (jBuUi)
I consider RINO Rubio and turd but this is crap of a worse kind. Anyone who would post a 15 mph speed zone that is not in a parking lot is a fool and I imagine that limit is routinely broken. I suspect they stopped his wife because she is easy on the eyes and cops will stop those women in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 12:31 PM (GpgJl)
Speed trap. And it wouldn't surprise me if it was one of those that judges are sick of so if you show up in court to challenge it rather than pay it the judge will just immediately throw it out.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: David 'Troll Hair' Brock at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: pep at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (LAe3v)
Such policies undermine journalism, the Truth, and the People's right to know the Truth!
Posted by: zombie Walter Duranty NYT (kiss my Pulitzers' ass) at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (QM5S2)
Plus it will allow them to further the narrative of rich, entitled, Republicans.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:37 PM (m3iiU)
How are 18 tickets (combined) in 20 years in any way a sign of rich entitlement?
My question is, where were the hot take stories when Granny Clinton's entourage was speeding around at 90mph and DIDN'T get a g-ddamn ticket. THAT'S wealthy entitlement.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (OiH3z)
We're all Romans now.
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at June 05, 2015 12:37 PM (xQX/f)
With one exception, faux columns littering the city. At least the Roman columns were finely engineered and real... All the Dems have are Hollywood columns.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 05, 2015 12:40 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 05, 2015 12:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2015 12:40 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Old Hob at June 05, 2015 12:40 PM (NBhge)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 12:36 PM (0HooB)
You never hear much about his wife. I guess he keeps her out of the public eye.
Posted by: BurtTC Has Lost Count of His Traffic Tickets at June 05, 2015 12:40 PM (TOk1P)
Folks, if you haven't, sheck out the Obamatrade link in the dump.
This will be the final daggerthat finishes offAmerica. Scary stuff.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (oVJmc)
Wait, maybe that was Harry Reid. Shit, someone famous.
Posted by: GnuBreed
____________
That would have been me.
Only I don't remember always saying that in a drunken slur because I'm pretty stupid. And racist. I don't want white children having to walk to school on the same sidewalks as black children.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter, Sanctimonious Twit at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (UlJ3l)
Oh, they didn't... never mind then.
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (xsnUW)
LOL. This 'reporter' has probably never driven a car.
My understanding was that traffic class was for getting out of tickets that you are too cheap to pay for....(or that might make your insurance go up). I've never been.
I got a bullshit speed trap ticket once and called them about how I could keep it off my record and they said 'we don't report these'. Hee.
Posted by: Lea at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (qCMvj)
His campaign never recovered.
Posted by: BuddyPC at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (jfUIE)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 05, 2015 12:39 PM
SSSHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: The Narrative at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (h4vJk)
He ripped the tag off of my mattress! Wanna see the tape?
Posted by: mattress girl at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Vic
Speed trap
Hell, school zones are 20 mph.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 12:42 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2015 12:42 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:42 PM (oVJmc)
During 2004 Senate floor debate:
"I believe that marriage is not just a bond but a sacred bond between a man and a woman," Clinton said. "I have had occasion in my life to defend marriage, to stand up for marriage, to believe in the hard work and challenge of marriage. So I take umbrage at anyone who might suggest that those of us who worry about amending the Constitution are less committed to the sanctity of marriage, or to the fundamental bedrock principle that exists between a man and a woman, going back into the mists of history as one of the founding, foundational institutions of history and humanity and civilization, and that its primary, principal role during those millennia has been the raising and socializing of children for the society into which they are to become adults."
Posted by: mallfly at June 05, 2015 12:42 PM (qSIlh)
Hmmm... didn't know Rubio's wife was also running for president.
Just like a fish, the NYT does not blink.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2015 12:43 PM (ODxAs)
Rubio's obvious solution: become President. Help keep Americas roads safe!
Posted by: MTF at June 05, 2015 12:43 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2015 12:43 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 12:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: mattress girl at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (Spluw)
Raped again!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 05, 2015 12:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: mallfly at June 05, 2015 12:43 PM (qSIlh)
entourage was speeding around at 90mph and DIDN'T get a g-ddamn ticket.
THAT'S wealthy entitlement.
I was just about to mention that Iowa factoid, MWR. Last I heard, the cops were threatening to ticket ONLY the Daily Mail reporter who followed the Clinton entourage as they raced across Iowa at 85 mph.
Rank hath its privilege.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2015 12:44 PM (bzNYZ)
MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, unless Rubio pointsout the hypocrisy in a national debate, the facts you stated will never see the mainstream. It is aimed at Livs. The dems are good at turining them out and this is an example of this.
To the left, every hit counts no matter how small.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:44 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: donna at June 05, 2015 12:44 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Magritte's distant cousin at June 05, 2015 12:44 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: BurtTC Has Lost Count of His Traffic Tickets at June 05, 2015 12:44 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Uncle Rick at June 05, 2015 12:45 PM (ZbB1q)
Rubio should just use that defense.
As for the traffic accident, FFS, they happen.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 05, 2015 12:45 PM (U8W/7)
What we need is a government program to supply everyone with chauffeurs. This will stimulate the economy even further.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 05, 2015 12:45 PM (F1Z8f)
Oooooooooooooooooh!
Said...nobody.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 05, 2015 12:45 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 12:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:46 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Old Hob at June 05, 2015 12:46 PM (NBhge)
Hillary's Talents Extend to Administering Own Mail Server, Saving Government Millions
Posted by: Sphynx at June 05, 2015 12:46 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Jake Blues at June 05, 2015 12:46 PM (TOQTd)
is a fool and I imagine that limit is routinely broken. I suspect they
stopped his wife because she is easy on the eyes and cops will stop
those women in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Vic
My grandfather's trailer park had a speed limit of 15 mph, due to the narrowness of the road and the presence of a lot of children and elderly people.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 05, 2015 12:46 PM (4df7R)
Who has more to explain?
Posted by: MTF at June 05, 2015 12:46 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 12:46 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2015 12:47 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: donna at June 05, 2015 12:47 PM (Bn6aD)
Explosion of Squirrels until Election Day.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:41 PM (qCMvj)
DC in River City can take care of them.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 12:47 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 05, 2015 12:47 PM (F1Z8f)
I posted the link to the Daily Mail above. No mention of the cops threatening the Mail in the article but who would be surprised? She's royalty.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 12:48 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2015 12:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 05, 2015 12:47 PM
Thanks for your vote!
Hillary!
Posted by: donna at June 05, 2015 12:48 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: MTF at June 05, 2015 12:46 PM (DkJ4E)
Obviously Mrs. Rubio. Who does this entitled woman think she is using our roads in such a fashion? She didn't build that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 12:48 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 05, 2015 12:48 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 05, 2015 12:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2015 12:48 PM (bzNYZ)
Don't rape me by watching without agreeing.
Posted by: Erma Sulkawitless at June 05, 2015 12:48 PM (i7JE3)
Posted by: radar at June 05, 2015 12:48 PM (kQfqk)
Posted by: Iblis at June 05, 2015 12:49 PM (9221z)
Marco Rubio is from the same state where Trayvon Martin was shot to death.
MARCO RUBIO TIED TO TRAYVON MARTIN SLAYING
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: David 'Troll Hair' Brock at June 05, 2015 12:49 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015 12:49 PM (kdS6q)
Last I heard, the cops were threatening to ticket ONLY the Daily Mail
reporter who followed the Clinton entourage as they raced across Iowa at
85 mph.
Rank hath its privilege.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2015 12:44 PM (bzNYZ)
They did the same damn thing here in NH when she was speeding around the state from photo op to photo op. She got clocked at over 90mph on I89, which, anyone who has driven in NH knows, is a fucking dangerous highway. Her crew easily could have killed someone. But do they get a ticket? Fuck no. No one tickets Her Rodham Highness.
And let's nto forget when her Scooby Van parked in that handicap parking spot. A regular American would get a ticket for that. Not granny Clinton!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 05, 2015 12:49 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:49 PM (m3iiU)
I think he's a decent guy, but he just doesn't seem to have the ballz to fight. He's a bit green, too.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:50 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 05, 2015 12:50 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: maddogg at June 05, 2015 12:50 PM (xWW96)
Rubio needs to flip this back on Hillary.
"Well.... certainly proves we drive ourselves. Hillary hasnt driven since Boy George was in a band. How many tickets does Hillary's driver have???"
Seriously.... this is the best that peice of shit Brock can come up with??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2015 12:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:50 PM (oVJmc)
And you should see all those unused napkins in his glove compartment.
*shakes head* How can we allow this to continue in this country? Our enemies have indeed won.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 12:50 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Your Completely Objective NYT Ombudsman, All Filled With Integrity And Shit at June 05, 2015 12:50 PM (S08gh)
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2015 12:50 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: maddogg at June 05, 2015 12:51 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at June 05, 2015 12:51 PM (i7JE3)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2015 12:51 PM (evdj2)
Was Bill Clinton ever cited for rape?
Posted by: Mr Wizard<<
Kathleen Willey Makes Possible Libelous Statements About President Clinton
Posted by: Sphynx at June 05, 2015 12:51 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:49 PM (m3iiU)
Snatching Hate Pockets out of the air. It's all they do. Look for Hate Poofs to cling to. It's their energy, their life sustenance. Creepy, it is.
Our life sustenance in the Artisanal 'ette house today? Madeleine's with Lemon Glaze. yum
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:51 PM (qCMvj)
But the Rubio family driving habits are all the news that's fit to print.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 05, 2015 12:52 PM (xSCb6)
http://tinyurl.com/ladv23s
Posted by: McCool at June 05, 2015 12:52 PM (nCSwS)
Hillary's Talents Extend to Administering Own Mail Server, Saving Government Millions
Posted by: Sphynx at June 05, 2015 12:46 PM (OZmbA)
Ha. She did accomplish something after all.
Posted by: Titanium at June 05, 2015 12:52 PM (j/0FK)
Oh wait. That one was actually reported.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 12:53 PM (hLRSq)
I would suggest Marco Rubio was very polite to the Officer, and accepted the fact he broke the law and was punished.
However, Cankles Clinton isn't so polite, and the below message to Arkansas State Troopers is a great example.
"Fuck off! It's enough I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too! Just do your Goddamn job and keep your mouth shut."
-Sir Edmund Rodham the Clinton
'American Evita' by Christopher Anderson, p 90 - Hillary to the State Trooper body guards after one of them greeted her with "good morning."
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 05, 2015 12:53 PM (P330y)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 05, 2015 12:53 PM (C278+)
carolynryan carolynryan*
Yikes. Marco Rubio and wife are speedsters: 17 violations, speeding, going thru red lights, remedial driving school.
*Washington Bureau Chief and Political Editor, NY Times.
A mere "yikes"? I'd say this breaking story deserves a "golly" -- or at least a "jeepers".
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015 12:53 PM (kdS6q)
A state is a locale, correct?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 12:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 05, 2015 12:54 PM (LImiJ)
In other news: Ancestry.com's Server's Crash on "Marco Rubio and His Wife" search requests.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:54 PM (qCMvj)
-Sir Edmund Rodham the Clinton
'American Evita' by Christopher Anderson, p 90 - Hillary to the State Trooper body guards after one of them greeted her with "good morning."
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 05, 2015 12:53 PM (P330y)
----
Wow. So thats a direct quote???
smh
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2015 12:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2015 12:54 PM (bzNYZ)
Posted by: radar at June 05, 2015 12:54 PM (kQfqk)
Posted by: maddogg at June 05, 2015 12:55 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 12:55 PM (g1DWB)
You have to admire their clarity of purpose.
Posted by: The ruse aint what it used to be at June 05, 2015 12:55 PM (7GI9v)
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at June 05, 2015 12:55 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: the Butcher at June 05, 2015 12:55 PM (fUjxW)
Rubio should just use that defense.
If he really wanted to troll them, he should say his wife is being unfairly targeted by police for being Hispanic (assuming she is, which I have no idea).
Posted by: Lea at June 05, 2015 12:55 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: radar at June 05, 2015 12:54 PM (kQfqk)
Of course not.
Posted by: The MSM at June 05, 2015 12:55 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 05, 2015 12:53 PM (P330y)
Will Madonna play Hillary in her upcoming film? They are quite similar.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:55 PM (qCMvj)
Suggestion? Watch out for the lions...
Posted by: donna at June 05, 2015 12:56 PM (Bn6aD)
Rubio takes coins from the "take-a-penny, leave-a-penny" dish without ever leaving any!
Posted by: radar at June 05, 2015 12:56 PM (kQfqk)
Eric Boehlert EricBoehlert*
wonder what Ferguson locals think when they read abt Mr and Mrs. Marco Rubio getting 17 traffic tix and their licenses never suspended...
*Media Matters
"Racism" -- got it.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015 12:56 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Old Hob at June 05, 2015 12:56 PM (NBhge)
Things you don't say to the person who decides if they are going to take a bullet for you.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 12:56 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 05, 2015 12:57 PM (nCKKS)
For the really good pictures at the lion safari always keep your windows down. The glare can ruin the picture of that special moment.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 05, 2015 12:57 PM (C278+)
Planning my African safari. Any suggestions?
Keep the safari jeep windows rolled up, and don't feed the kitty's!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 05, 2015 12:57 PM (P330y)
No matter the final GOP candidate, you can bet your life that person will be called stupid by the MSM. Its in the playbook.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2015 12:57 PM (ODxAs)
----
Take you your bow. Leave the rifle.
That'll sphincter you up....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2015 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
artisanal 'ette, there are times I wish I had taken the blue pill.
BTW, no coincidence the pill to face reality is red and the one to live in denial is blue.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:57 PM (m3iiU)
15 mph, due to the narrowness of the road and the presence of a lot of
children and elderly people.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 05, 2015 12:46 PM (4df7R)
Same as a parking lot, not a public road. I have been driving a long long time and I have NEVER seen a public road with a 15 mph speed limit. Even our hick town here has a 25 mph limit downtown.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 12:57 PM (GpgJl)
Keep the windows rolled up.
I've done a couple game drives in Pilanesberg game park in South Africa but never a full on safari. Some day I hope.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 12:58 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 05, 2015 12:57 PM (C278+)
Hard to shoot a rifle through a closed window.
Posted by: maddogg at June 05, 2015 12:58 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at June 05, 2015 12:58 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2015 12:59 PM (FsuaD)
A few of those speedtraps here.
One is down hill. It's nearly impossible to keep a car going 15 down a steep hill even riding the break.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 05, 2015 12:59 PM (U8W/7)
Taken as a group, Marco Rubio and Colombia are responsible for 90% of the world's cocaine production.
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2015 12:59 PM (PA7DS)
When it's a Republican minority, it's "who does this entitled bitch think she is?"
Posted by: McAdams at June 05, 2015 12:59 PM (BJMjn)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (nCKKS)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: pep at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (PA7DS)
Speed limits here in southern MS are 15 mph in school zones. It applies only during certain times though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2015 12:48 PM (bzNYZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (bzNYZ)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (QHgTq)
That's the easy part. Try rolling the window up afterwards!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:51 PM (qCMvj
That sounds awesome!
All I have are frozen (homemade though!) chocolate chip cookies waiting to be baked tonight when the nephews come over...
Posted by: Lea at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (lIU4e)
That'll sphincter you up....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2015 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
I had to give the bow up. No time to practice anymore. I used to practice an hour a day,7 days a week. Not ethical to hunt with a weapon you aren't competent with.
Posted by: maddogg at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Quick draw McGraw at June 05, 2015 01:01 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 01:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:50 PM (qCMvj)
---
Immigration's a deal breaker for me.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 05, 2015 01:01 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 01:01 PM (0HooB)
Kirk's son David Marcus was murdered by a group of people which included Khan Noonian Singh, and Marco Rubio.
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2015 01:01 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 05, 2015 01:01 PM (LImiJ)
With luck there will be a paroxysm of media distortion against Rubio, causing him damage and forcing some kind of (futile but dramatic) response,causing collateral damage to both. That would be in the national interest. Though prettymuch academic, like most everything, it would at least be amusing.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2015 01:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (81UWZ)
Not taking Snoop Dog. Plan to use the natives
Posted by: maddogg at June 05, 2015 01:02 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Lea at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (lIU4e)
Too funny. My Madeleine dough was a half recipe frozen from the last time I made them. It freezes really well. So simple to make today. Hubby and I chowing them down for lunch, hehe. They are great warm.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 01:02 PM (qCMvj)
hilarious
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2015 01:02 PM (PA7DS)
Yeah that's true but in this case I hardly see it actually harming a candidate. For the average low info voter, getting a ticket is just part of life and even a badge of being a badass driver. Rubio having the perception of being someone who kept getting speeding tickets might even work to his advantage.
Its just a really weird choice for the newspaper, I really don't know where they are going with it. It doesn't smack of entitlement, it smacks of ordinary.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:03 PM (39g3+)
Things you don't say to the person who decides if they are going to take a bullet for you.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 12:56 PM (Qrtdn)
Or who, as a crazed gunman runs up, pointing weapon at Hillary, suddenly realizes that he needs to tie his shoelace.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 05, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 05, 2015 01:03 PM (nCKKS)
John Ekdahl JohnEkdahl
Taken together, De Beers and Marco Rubio control roughly 60% of the world's diamond market.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015 01:03 PM (kdS6q)
This sounds racist.
What is the NYTimes trying to say? All Hispanic/Cubans drive badly? Where's La Raza?!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 01:03 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 01:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:04 PM (Qrtdn)
Marco Rubio's wife visits the Parisian Body Works Spa in Miami, but only tips the attendant $2 after the $110 cooter trim and touch-up!
Posted by: Sassy Fishburn, Miami Herald at June 05, 2015 01:04 PM (P330y)
but that's in 40 years of driving... and almost all of those tickets were from my 20's...
Crap... only 1 in the last 5 years.... and I drive a Camaro....
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 05, 2015 01:05 PM (qh617)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:50 PM (qCMvj)
There's the rub. You simply have to fight back against the media slime, or you are telling the base in no uncertain terms that you're not a serious candidate.
They're low-hanging fruit. What's the worst they can do, lie about you? They do that already.
If you won't fight the media, why on earth would I think you'll fight the bastards in DC?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 01:05 PM (zF6Iw)
It was the Boston Herald, which is supposed to be the right-wing news source in Boston, cranking out a piece on the knife-wielding muzztard and would-be decapitator who got ventilated by the Boston cops.
The Herald piece said,
"[The muzztard's brother] said his brother's last words were, 'I can't breathe.' Those were the same words Eric Garner of Staten Island, N.Y., said last year before he died from a chokehold put on him by police."
Oh, for crying out loud.
It is *alleged by some* that Garner died from a police chokehold. It is *purported* that this happened. It is at this point unproven.
There is a substantial amount of evidence to suggest that Garner instead died from being an obese asthmatic diabetic with severe heart problems who made a bad decision to exert himself physically while resisting arrest.
And practitioners of martial arts who use chokeholds regularly, most notably several of the Gracies, have opined that from what they can see from the video, the cop holding Garner from behind wasn't choking Garner at all, merely restraining him by the head and neck.
But here we have the Herald -- again supposedly the right-wing news in Baahston -- implicitly presenting as settled fact that cops choked Garner to death.
American journalism really is irremediably ruined as a profession. One big clown circus from top to bottom.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2015 01:05 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 01:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 05, 2015 01:05 PM (LImiJ)
The one and only ticket my wife ever got. 25 mile per hour speed limit on an off the track country road.Downhill for a mile. Impossible to keep it 25 mph unless you ride the brakes the entire time.
Fuckers clocked her at 47. Mucho points.
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at June 05, 2015 01:06 PM (xQX/f)
It's just more Critical Theory. Just keep hammering away at anything that makes your opponent look bad, regardless of how inane it may be.
It's the constant drumbeat of criticism that matters. Fix in the public's perception a negative opinion of someone you don't know.
Just like in middle skool.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 01:06 PM (0HooB)
What is the NYTimes trying to say? All Hispanic/Cubans drive badly?
If that was the case, he would have tickets for driving 15 mph UNDER the speed limit, with his blinker on......
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:06 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:03 PM (39g3+)
Rubio should just say... 'So? and for the record, I also pump my own Gas....'
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 05, 2015 01:06 PM (qh617)
Unless you wanted really dumb birds.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 01:01 PM (0HooB)
Or New Age Artworks.
Helluva bid at Christie's one day.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 01:07 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 01:07 PM (oVJmc)
-Sir Edmund Rodham the Clinton
'American Evita' by Christopher Anderson, p 90 - Hillary to the State Trooper body guards after one of them greeted her with "good morning."
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 05, 2015 12:53 PM (P330y)
And the trooper had to stand there and take it.
I would have ensured that she would have to eat through a straw for the rest of her life.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 01:07 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 05, 2015 01:07 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 01:07 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2015 01:07 PM (vg8iE)
The one and only ticket my wife ever got. 25 mile per hour speed limit on an off the track country road.Downhill for a mile. Impossible to keep it 25 mph unless you ride the brakes the entire time.
Fuckers clocked her at 47. Mucho points.
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at June 05, 2015 01:06 PM (xQX/f)
Something similar happened during a family road trip. Steep downhill road in the middle of nowhere, dickhead state trooper had a speed trap set up at the bottom. The local township must have needed the revenue.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 01:08 PM (2Ojst)
Think it was 10. That would be the number of forgeries of official US documents that would be "amnestied" (literally and specifically) if you were already in violation of other laws (the ones that aren't really laws depending on your skin color and native language, the immigration "laws") under the hilariously bad Rubio proposal.
10,000 years ago, in the country called the US, such forgeries were (logically) pursued and policed very seriously, being a major concern for that exotic little thing called national security. Major intel and law enforcement efforts were routinely applied to combatting such things, for obvious reasons. But look he's got a compelling life-story (for LIVs) and his last name and FL.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2015 01:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 01:08 PM (oVJmc)
Yes, But we'll make up something much better!
the NYT....
Posted by: donna at June 05, 2015 01:08 PM (Bn6aD)
I call bs. Those extra holes in his chest should have helped!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:08 PM (Qrtdn)
Sure but this isn't even critical. Its like doing a piece on how someone eats a lot of bacon with a raised Jon Stewart eyebrow. And you know what those people are like.
I wonder if this story isn't the result of being New Yorkers and not really being a part of the driving culture of America.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:55 PM (qCMvj)"
She would have to gain a lot of weight for that role like Vincent D'Onofrio did for his role in "Full Metal Jacket".
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: ZBBMcFate at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (Hj9yW)
Posted by: MF MSN at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (am1se)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: PCachu at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (gR+qu)
I now wholeheartedly admire and support Mrs. Rubio. Thanks, NYT!
Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (wgFcF)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:08 PM (Qrtdn)
Yeah, when he said that, they should have shot him a couple more times.
Posted by: maddogg at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (xWW96)
The Herald jumped that shark long ago. It's still fun to read the comments to anything Margery Eagan writes, though. And Peter Gelzenis. Ducks. Barrel.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 01:10 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
The problem is, who is good on immigration?
Walker has made some "adjustments" to his previous rhetoric in support of comprehensive immigration, but it's looking very strategic to me.
Cruz is basically on the same page as Jeb Bush. Micky Kaus has a great rundown if you follow him
Mr. Cruz has proposed increasing the number of green cards awarded annually, to 1.35 million from 675,000. He also wants to eliminate the per-country limit that he said left applicants from countries like Mexico, China and India hamstrung when they tried to gain legal entry to this country.
Mr. Cruz has proposed increasing the number of green cards awarded annually, to 1.35 million from 675,000. He also wants to eliminate the per-country limit that he said left applicants from countries like Mexico, China and India hamstrung when they tried to gain legal entry to this country.
http://tinyurl.com/nznuzqk
Posted by: McAdams at June 05, 2015 01:10 PM (BJMjn)
Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant. I'm running for President, and I have to stake it on traffic tickets and volunteer driver education courses?
Posted by: MTF at June 05, 2015 01:10 PM (DkJ4E)
No.
Damn media bias.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 05, 2015 01:11 PM (AC0lD)
I think we should help out with giving this act of butt piracy a catchy name, kinda like the whole 'santorum' thing.
I propose we call 'unexpected violent ramming up the poop chute' by the most appropriate, descriptive name possible.
I propose to call it 'Obamacare'. As in, "Suddenly he pulled off the condom and Obamacared me right in the butt! It was HORRIBLE!' or 'We were having sex, and then he starts Obamacaring me! I didn't consent to THAT!'
What the hell, it could work~!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 05, 2015 01:11 PM (DLu2s)
It's not surprising the NYT doesn't know what a F150 is, for the same reason they don't know one firearm model from another: They live in a hermetically-sealed upper-class urban liberal intellectual bubble.
Posted by: Socratease at June 05, 2015 01:11 PM (82qVG)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 01:11 PM (oVJmc)
Years ago I learned the hard way Sheriff's vehicles only had markings on the sides and that the rear red/blue lights were on the inside and hard to seewhen approaching from the rear.
I also learned that passing by said vehicle when it is flanked by diesel trucks at 50 over the limit results in unhappy experiences. The freeway was empty except for the four of us. I got company real quick after that.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 01:11 PM (m3iiU)
An underhanded speed trap that got me when I was a kid - there was a residential road near my house that crossed a main artery. On one side of the bigger road, the limit on the residential street was 35. When you crossed the bigger road, it dropped to 25. They would stick a cop in an unmarked car parked right after the intersection. You'd have to slam on your brakes as soon as you passed through the intersection to avoid a ticket. Total scam.
Posted by: radar at June 05, 2015 01:11 PM (kQfqk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 12:55 PM (qCMvj)"
She would have to gain a lot of weight for that role like Vincent D'Onofrio did for his role in "Full Metal Jacket".
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (QHgTq)
true, but she does have the b*tch, money grubbing sell your soul wh0re part already down, as well as the old lady, not living on this planet, and...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM (ucDmr)
But she is one with "the people" because car elevators, binders full of women and traffic tickets... or something
Posted by: Damiano at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM (XItbt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM (W5DcG)
Husband replied, "No. I just enjoy killing Gaia slowly."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM (FsuaD)
So, the Demoncrats are doing a hit job on Rubio over speeding tickets?
Wasn't there something in the paper a few short weeks ago about Shrillary rocketing down the highway at 80-90+ MPH? And that is okay?
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: PCachu at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM
Sort of like how the SUV has its own will? I have yet to see a story that follows the words "struck by an SUV" with the words "driven by *some idiot*" Nope. Hide yo wimmin! Hide yo chilluns! SUVs be runnin' over everybody!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (h4vJk)
It's the MFM's job these days to immediately jump in between us and the truth, to scream at us and tell us what we should be thinking.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Socratease at June 05, 2015 01:11 PM (82qVG)
Ever watch Get Smart? I call it the dome of stupidity.
Posted by: maddogg at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (xWW96)
So, the Demoncrats are doing a hit job on Rubio over speeding tickets?
Wasn't there something in the paper a few short weeks ago about Shrillary rocketing down the highway at 80-90+ MPH? And that is okay?
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM (DlmoZ)
Two Americas.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (2Ojst)
the single best selling vehicle on the planet for like 3 straight decades. That's a little tough to brush off.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (39g3+)
If'n I was the Governor of a State...
Identity theft laws are STATE Laws. I would go after illegals under those statutes...
If you detect an ID theft for Fake ID.... here is your court date, understand that we will NOT pursue you over International boundaries, but will pursue you within the United States.
And ID theft, if convicted, is up to X years in Jail, with a fine of X under State Law.
The Feds could not say dick... because you are enforcing STATE Law, not immigration law.
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (qh617)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM
So. Stealing. That.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 05, 2015 01:05 PM (LImiJ)
I think you should know the heart isn't located down there.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 05, 2015 01:09 PM (kfcYC)
this is exactly the way to play the media
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 01:14 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2015 01:14 PM (am1se)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2015 01:14 PM (ODxAs)
anymore. I used to practice an hour a day,7 days a week. Not ethical to
hunt with a weapon you aren't competent with.
Posted by: maddogg at June 05, 2015 01:00 PM (xWW96)"
That is where the crossbow comes in.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 05, 2015 01:14 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 05, 2015 01:05 PM (LImiJ)
I think you should know the heart isn't located down there.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (hLRSq)
It's the way to MY heart!
Posted by: Mattress Girl at June 05, 2015 01:14 PM (2Ojst)
Time: Marco Rubio and His Wife Have Gotten Traffic Tickets
Sen. Marco Rubio is the quintessential young man in a hurry running for president after just one term in the U.S. Senate. But it appears that the Florida Republican and his wife may literally be in a hurry. According to an investigation by the New York Times.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015 01:14 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at June 05, 2015 01:14 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM (FsuaD)
hehe
I bet he didn't even know what Gaia was.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 01:15 PM (qCMvj)
Sort of like how the SUV has its own will? I have yet to see a story that follows the words "struck by an SUV" with the words "driven by *some idiot*" Nope. Hide yo wimmin! Hide yo chilluns! SUVs be runnin' over everybody!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 01:13 PM (h4vJk)
ALL PART OF THE PLAN....
Posted by: COLOSUS, the Google Project at June 05, 2015 01:15 PM (qh617)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 05, 2015 01:15 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2015 01:15 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:15 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 05, 2015 01:15 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 05, 2015 01:16 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 05, 2015 01:16 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 01:16 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2015 01:17 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 01:16 PM
There's at least one Prius up here with a bumpah stickah that says "NOT A LIBERAL!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 01:17 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM
I've told liberals I hate polar bears, and want to off all of them asap.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 05, 2015 01:17 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:17 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: Minuteman at June 05, 2015 01:18 PM (KH8nb)
Lots of people in New York don't even have cars... and drive very seldom...
Not like us out here in Flyover Country....
So to New Yorkers? LAW BREAKERS because I don't have tickets (because I never drive)...
In Calif.? they write enough speeding tickets so that 1/4 of all the drivers would statistically get one every year...
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 05, 2015 01:18 PM (qh617)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at June 05, 2015 01:14 PM (DlmoZ)
I'll bring the popcorn.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 05, 2015 01:18 PM (oKE6c)
sell your soul wh0re part already down, as well as the old lady, not
living on this planet, and...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2015 01:12 PM (qCMvj)"
That is why despite her lack of acting or musical talent, Madonna was still worth watching in the movie version of "Evita".
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 05, 2015 01:18 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: maddogg at June 05, 2015 01:18 PM (xWW96)
Not quite. In the '90s it was the Little Tikes Cozy Coupe. May still be the best seller.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2015 01:18 PM (JO9+V)
Recall the unelected ruling branch, the judiciary. Prop 187 was struck down. A state voting to, get this, deny public assistance to people in the country illegally. A concept utterly beyond reproach in a serious country. Yet somehow, you see, this here constitution actually means that people here illegally must be given things for free.
It would hardly warm upthe "intellectual" capacities of a typical "elite" judicial staffer to barf up some ludicrous rationale for voiding all of your pesky little attempts at states enforcing states' laws.
Pre-emption. The most hilarious - and odious, and pernicious - bad-faith stunt in the impressive and growing record of the US judiciary. Magic weapon. Nukes all state laws regarding illegal immigrants with the (poorly worded, substantively baseless, usually inappropriately tendentious) decree of a federal judge.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2015 01:19 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2015 12:57 PM (ODxAs)
That would be a neat trick in a crowd of possiblesthat includes Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Ben Carsonand Carly Fiorina, among others. 'Stupid' doesn't making arguments before the Supreme Court or performing surgeryor running Fortune 500 companies.
Posted by: Your Completely Objective NYT Ombudsman, All Filled With Integrity And Shit at June 05, 2015 01:19 PM (S08gh)
Also, smug Prius-driving nephew's fiancee loves to brag that as a New Yorker, she's never learned to drive and doesn't have a license.
They were visiting us last summer for a couple of days, and she was aghast that I actually drive to the grocery store, etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2015 01:20 PM (FsuaD)
Some of whom might be black and trannies that he might insensitively call "Fatty."
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 05, 2015 01:20 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Your Completely Objective NYT Ombudsman, All Filled With Integrity And Shit at June 05, 2015 01:20 PM (S08gh)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 05, 2015 01:20 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: troyriser at June 05, 2015 01:20 PM (S08gh)
Posted by: Mattress Girl at June 05, 2015 01:14 PM (2Ojst)
Yeah...right. Isn't there a bunny somewhere you should be boiling?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2015 01:21 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 05, 2015 01:21 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:21 PM (39g3+)
But to do that would force their hand.... show their true colors...
Which would be a good thing in and of itself.
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 05, 2015 01:22 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2015 01:20 PM (FsuaD)
Should of handed her a rifle and said go get something for dinner sweetie.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 05, 2015 01:22 PM (C278+)
RedMindBlueState, my dad's coworker was a combat vet and drove a Prius to save money on gas.
Eventually one of his favorite pastimes became giving the finger to lib stickered cars when they waved to him as if he was one of them.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 01:22 PM (m3iiU)
"Don't elect that Kenyan dogeater. He is a traitor and a commie SCOAMF. Oh and he bats for the other team"
Posted by: flounder at June 05, 2015 01:22 PM (ecDRv)
"You can always walk to the grocery store"
"Where is it?"
"That way. >>> 20 miles".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:23 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 05, 2015 01:17 PM (oKE6c)
----
Back in my chewing days.... I ran into some hipster douchebag, a guy with one of those little knitted caps to hold his white guy dreds and was actually wearing Birckenstocks.
I was checking out at Quicktrip and had bought a can a of SKOAL. In a real snotty and condescing voice he says to me that I should give that up because its bad for me and dangerous.
I turn fully around, look him in the eye and said. "You know what is bad for you and dangerous??? Butting into a total strangers business."
The look of fear alone was priceless.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2015 01:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2015 01:23 PM (jDqfn)
Posted by: Salamander at June 05, 2015 01:23 PM (Nwraq)
I was convinced the visibility was poor in those cars because they always drive like idiots
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 05, 2015 01:24 PM (8t/08)
"You know what is bad for you and dangerous??? Butting into a total
strangers business."
The look of fear alone was priceless.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2015 01:23 PM (8XRCm)
Perfect.
Posted by: flounder at June 05, 2015 01:24 PM (ecDRv)
Oh well, I guess its time to act like a liberal and just declare a 3 way tie and award each a "I suck just as much as you do" Participation Trophy.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life and Issuer of Speeding Tickets at June 05, 2015 01:24 PM (/HC6x)
He might be a pre-op tranny. You never know these days so it's proper to use both male and female insults at all times.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 01:24 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2015 01:23 PM (jDqfn)
Well... we know that Rubio is NOT a true Hispanic.... at least not the Calif. variety....
Proof??? no Raiders Stickers....
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 05, 2015 01:25 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:25 PM (39g3+)
Had much the similar experience buying Copen.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 05, 2015 01:25 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 05, 2015 01:26 PM (l3vZN)
She's in "Palestine" now on an un-paid job teaching the yutes to play Frisbee. For peace or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2015 01:26 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: New York Times at June 05, 2015 01:26 PM (39g3+)
This is nothing. Elizabeth Warren's grandfather shot an Indian!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 05, 2015 01:26 PM (l3vZN)
He shot HIMSELF!?!??
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 05, 2015 01:26 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ken Railings at June 05, 2015 01:28 PM (nlQae)
Basically she's all but saying "blacks are shiftless and lazy and can't make it to the poll on one day like decent, ordinary white people." But she's being praised for this?
I ask again, like I did last night, what the hell has this woman ever done or said that in any remotest sense earned her overwhelming support from minorities? Where does it come from?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:28 PM (39g3+)
I can see why it's unpaid.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:28 PM (Qrtdn)
Thread winner?
Posted by: Quick draw McGraw at June 05, 2015 01:28 PM (Spluw)
Eventually one of his favorite pastimes became giving the finger to lib stickered cars when they waved to him as if he was one of them.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 01:22 PM
Heh. He must be like the guy I sometimes see on the morning commute, driving a Prius with NH plates. One bumper sticker. "MOLON LABE!" Driver smoking a cigar that would send Freud to his fainting couch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 01:28 PM (h4vJk)
Hillary lies out the wazoo, dumps her servers, money launders millions. leaves people to die in Benghazii and (SHOCKING) Rubio's wife
put the pedal to the metal..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2015 01:29 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:29 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: deepred at June 05, 2015 01:29 PM (xv5cf)
Didn't kayla Mueller do this gig? If so, this idiot should know that as a warning.
Posted by: Quick draw McGraw at June 05, 2015 01:29 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: MWR
the only recorded mention of her ancestry and the tribe is an article in a local paper from 1910 where Grandpa, or G Grandpa shot an Indian in Oklahoma.
The story was buried after the recipe section and the articles on how to make money flipping houses.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 05, 2015 01:29 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: the Butcher at June 05, 2015 01:29 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: keena at June 05, 2015 01:30 PM (11GMb)
Posted by: gess I should put on my pants at June 05, 2015 01:30 PM (xsnUW)
Bigby's Cellphone Finger, it's the drivers. The Prius just attracts a certain type of driver and most of that type are bad in one way or another.
When they first came out you had to deal with hyper-milers. They were making a game of how many MPG they could get. That meant coasting up to red lights from a long way back and driving UNDER the speed limit.
Now you have the smug types and obliviots for the most part.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 01:30 PM (m3iiU)
I'm not even sure the left is trying to convince anyone any more. I get
the impression they're only interested in shoring up their side,
getting their guys riled up and active. That's what Obama's entire 2012
campaign was about. He ran the worst possible campaign on earth for
someone trying to earn votes. But it was a great campaign for someone
trying to get reluctant lefty voters riled up enough to get out of bed
on election day.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:21 PM (39g3+)"
A lot of Obama's 2012 campaign was conducted in microtargeted narrow venues aimed at small groups. This required sophisticated computer software and an impressively up to date database. The Republicans will not use software written by the same guy (he is a businessman just looking to make money) because it uses volunteers and it would break the rice bowl of the Republican Party consultants like Steve Schmidt who did such a great job for McCain and Romney.
Part of the Obama campaign was aimed at figuring out who would vote for him if they went to the polls and who was going to the polls and could be convinced to vote for him. There were also people who would never vote for Obama but who could be convinced to stay home if they got the right message.
If you did not fall into any of those categories, there is a good chance that the Obama campaign did not waste any of their money trying to get messages to you.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 05, 2015 01:30 PM (QHgTq)
Big deal.
I had one, although, granted, it was a little one.
Posted by: John Brown at June 05, 2015 01:30 PM (0HooB)
Oh, that should work out for the best. The Palestinians just hate guns, and won't abide having any of them around.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2015 01:30 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: guess I should put on my pants at June 05, 2015 01:30 PM (xsnUW)
"REPUBLICANS" Jack Kemp and Bill Bennett.
That is when my hatred for RINOs began.
Posted by: pam at June 05, 2015 01:30 PM (EAZ7y)
The look of fear alone was priceless.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2015 01:23 PM
Niiiice. *golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 01:31 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 05, 2015 01:31 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:31 PM (39g3+)
teepees?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:31 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 01:32 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 05, 2015 01:33 PM (XO6WW)
Yeah, they were all super tech savy and wonderful but... they didn't target new voters. They targeted voters that already were leaning Obama. They didn't reach out, they didn't try to win over anyone. They just got their base activated, and all those mangy hippies and welfare queens to get out and vote when they normally would stay home. That's it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 01:32 PM
I laugh long and hard every time I see that old guy. Makes my morning commute, it does.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 01:34 PM (h4vJk)
Whoa, Michelle Malkin for the podcast?!
That mention on Rush has the HQ in the big time now.
Posted by: gess I should put on my pants at June 05, 2015 01:30 PM (xsnUW)
Still not wearing pants.
Posted by: flounder at June 05, 2015 01:34 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Ken at June 05, 2015 01:35 PM (LXJ1e)
Still not wearing pants.
Posted by: flounder at June 05, 2015 01:34 PM (ecDRv)
But I'll be sure to put on clean undies
Posted by: wrg500 at June 05, 2015 01:36 PM (C278+)
Still not wearing pants.
Posted by: flounder
I need to. I need to stop by the boss's office.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:36 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 01:37 PM (Qrtdn)
Posted by: BB Wolf
This just in!
Rubio endorses widespread us of hydrocarbons and global warming!
Posted by: Breathless NYT ninny at June 05, 2015 01:37 PM (RFeQD)
The big push on the left now is to get that base activated and voting, not to win new voters. They figure immigration and stupid republicans sending their kids to public schools will do that. They don't even need to try to win hearts and minds.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:37 PM (39g3+)
They were visiting us last summer for a couple of days, and she was aghast that I actually drive to the grocery store, etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2015 01:20 PM (FsuaD)
Should of handed her a rifle and said go get something for dinner sweetie.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 05, 2015 01:22 PM (C278+)"
My wife's mother used to give her brother two .22 cartridges when he was ten to see if he could get something for dinner. She figured that he could not get into too much trouble with a rifle and only two cartridges.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 05, 2015 01:37 PM (QHgTq)
1. Bible thumper/Religious nut case
2. Greedy Richie Rich out of touch millionaire who hates the poor.
3. Stupid hick
or some combination of the three
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2015 01:41 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: NY Times at June 05, 2015 01:41 PM (KH8nb)
Hillary!2016
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 05, 2015 01:41 PM (UnJ7w)
Actually, what it required was having Google and Facebook open up their big-data warehouses to Obama For America, and detailing squads of top engineers to go work directly with their counterparts at OFA to knit it all together. Eric Schmidt of Google was personally right there in Obama HQ on Election Day.
An absolutely textbook example of an unreported in-kind campaign contribution. Illegal as all get out.
And of course the absolutely textbook examples of tax evasion by Google and Facebook's top brass go discreetly unobserved by the Obama administration. It's the Chicago way.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2015 01:42 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Hank at June 05, 2015 01:44 PM (mb+j8)
but... they didn't target new voters. They targeted voters that already
were leaning Obama. They didn't reach out, they didn't try to win over
anyone. They just got their base activated, and all those mangy
hippies and welfare queens to get out and vote when they normally would
stay home. That's it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:34 PM (39g3+)"
They also did not spend much money or effort in states like Texas, California or Massachusetts where the outcome is already known ahead of time. They spent their money in the states where the outcome was in doubt and they took those states. Funny how that works. They won the election by going after votes in the states where they needed them and they got enough votes to win. Republicans don't campaign that way because the consultants don't make enough money that way and the consultants get paid win or lose. You know, the Washington Generals usually retire with a fat bank account.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 05, 2015 01:44 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2015 01:51 PM (wgFcF)
Posted by: Wilkerson at June 05, 2015 01:57 PM (qrXP5)
Fear the VAG and her Massive DemoKKKrat NYT/MSNBC/CNN Media-Machine at work!
Vote Shrillary's Tasty Hole, 2016!!
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 05, 2015 01:57 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: NYC Parent adding lead shielding to his bunker at June 05, 2015 02:00 PM (HEo6y)
And let's nto forget when her Scooby Van parked in that handicap parking spot. A regular American would get a ticket for that. Not granny Clinton!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 05, 2015 12:49 PM (4df7R)
Hillary's motorcade DID kill a police motorcycle escort in Dallas, during the 2008 campaign.
Posted by: Adrienne at June 05, 2015 02:03 PM (lVcuh)
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Posted by: Kerry at June 05, 2015 03:10 PM (RcygY)
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2014/01/27/hillary-clinton-car-auto-drive-nada/4942881/
Posted by: bskb at June 05, 2015 03:20 PM (+R1CB)
Of course, Hillary! hasn't been behind the wheel since 1992, so there's that. (Driving is for little people.)
Posted by: red speck at June 05, 2015 03:21 PM (9/Ug/)
Traffic class is voluntary. The advantage is that if you pass the class, they won't put the points on your license. You're still liable for the ticket, unless the judge decides to waive that. It should also help with the insurance the next time it is up for renewal.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 05, 2015 03:25 PM (1hM1d)
Forget the condoms. When will you ever go back to South Africa again anyway?
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