Rand Paul: I'll Answer Your Wedge-Issue Question About Abortion, The Moment You Ask Debbie Wasserman-Schultz if It's Okay to "Kill a Seven-Pound Baby That Isn't Born Yet"

Oh yes.

When quizzed on his about his views on abortion, Republican Kentucky Senator Rand Paul avoided the gotcha game and told NH1 reporter Paul Steinhauser to ask DNC head Debbie Wasserman Schultz if it was okay to "kill a 7-pound baby in the uterus."

"Why don't we ask the DNC: Is it okay to kill a 7 pound baby in the uterus?" Paul reportedly said. "You go back and you ask Debbie Wasserman Schultz if she's okay with killing a seven pound baby that is not born yet. Ask her when life begins, and you ask Debbie when it's okay to protect life. When you get an answer from Debbie, get back to me."

I was just writing about the need to do this, after the press could not stop talking about Scott Walker's non-answer on evolution.

Both parties, I noted, have unpopular, niche, even weird stuff in their agendas, because they both seek the support of fringe groups. And when I say "fringe," I do not mean it, as it is typically meant, in a derogatory way; I mean simply that these are groups whose preferred politics are not reflected in the existing politics.

They are Out Groups. They have failed to convince the Insiders to make their preferences policies (so far).

They have political agendas that do not match up with the mainstream; that is, in fact, why their political agendas are political agendas and not political facts -- why they have to ask for a policy, rather than already having their preferred policy in place.


Anyway, this piece discussed "men" -- women to men transsexuals -- who were complaining that abortion rights were discussed as a women's issue, when in fact, they asserted, many "men," such as themselves, could also get pregnant.

So they want abortion crusaders to say head-scratching things like any woman, or any man, who gets pregnant has the right to an abortion.

I noted then that the right media talks about such strange and florid agenda items on the left, but the Democrat-controlled media, of course, never does.

They want to discuss endlessly our odder-sounding or more "extreme" fringe demands; but they absolutely refuse to discuss the Democrats' oddest-sounding and most extreme fringe demands.


I was discussing this a few weeks ago with someone (forget who), in the context of the media's great interest in Scott Walker's views on evolution.

I pointed out that the media, if it really cares so much about evolution, could ask Keith Ellison about it; I don't know his actual views, but I know Muslims generally do not believe in evolution.

I also pointed out that, if the media really cared about candidates' views on religious doctrine, they could ask supposedly-Christian Democrats like Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton if they really believed Christ died for our sins. Obviously, a Christian should have no problem answering this in the affirmative.

But a "Yes" answer from Hillary Clinton would be very problematic among her caucus, wouldn't it? (From what I can gather, Clinton really is a Christian, or at least bothers to go to church occasionally; still, the answer would be very embarrassing and difficult for her politically).

So if the media just wants to "find out what candidates" think, why not questions like that?

Anyway, the person I was talking to suggested a similar such question which would be very, very #Problematic for Hillary or Obama to answer:

How many Sexes are there?

See, the problem is, most Democrats are not batshit crazy Gender Warriors who believe the answer is three or seven or 3 pi -- some number greater than 2, in any event. Most Democrats, and all independents, think the answer is "2," and would think anyone thinking the answer is anything but 2 is a crazyperson.

But the incredibly militant sexual left is insistent that there are many genders.

So such a question is difficult for a Democrat to answer. It's a politically relevant question, given the changes in the law and the claims (probably right) that the "Trans" sexuality issue is going to be "the next civil rights issue," as many on the left predict, but the media will not ask the question, precisely because no answer is a good answer for a Democrat, and any answer will tend to alienate either the extreme militant sexual-left base, or the moderates needed to win elections.

They love asking exactly that sort of question of Republicans -- the evolution question is designed to force Republicans to choose between their Biblical literalist supporters and their less literalist supporters -- but they absolutely refuse to ask Democrats designed to produce the same sort of cleavage in their fragile coalition.

So, any one out there who likes putting microphones in front of politician's faces: Ask Democrats how many genders their are.

Let's start making these Wedge Issue/Gaffe controversies ourselves for the Democrats, given that the DNC owned-and-operated media will not oblige us.

I think Rand Paul did a smart thing here. He's not my guy, but he definitely did something smart.

This should be the standard answer to any media question about the fringier parts of the Republican coalition: I will answer your question the very moment you ask the Democrats about this analogous fringe demand of the Democrat Party.

Come back to me with an answer, and I'll answer your question.

Oh, and caveat: If you ask the Democrat the question in an obligatory manner, and don't bother to ask the obvious follow-up questions to get past the first answer (which is always a hot ball of stinky gas), then that's the exact sort of answer I'll give you, refusing to answer the follow-up questions you wish to ask me but not your Beloved Democrat Politician.

Update: Who's "Extreme" Here?



Update: Rand Gets Results.


Posted by: Ace at 04:04 PM




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1
>>When you get an answer from Debbie, get back to me."

Nice. I dont' want Rand for president, but I think he's a useful guy to have around.

Posted by: Lea at April 08, 2015 04:06 PM (lIU4e)

2 He shoots, He scores!

Posted by: redenzo at April 08, 2015 04:06 PM (WCnJW)

3 So how many genderkin does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural sunlight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2015 04:07 PM (hkG5F)

4 Awesome. As an aside, a great thing to ask Dems about right now is how they feel about Kansas banning dismemberment abortions.

Oh they'll say "we oppose banning the very common D&E procedure" at which point you say "So, to be clear, you think that it should be legal to tear a viable child apart limb by limb inside the womb?"

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 04:07 PM (MYCIw)

5 Finally a Republican who gets it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 08, 2015 04:08 PM (DMIBD)

6 I was just reading another thing about Paul avoiding the gotcha:

When the AP reporter pressed Paul on whether women who have been raped should be able to have an abortion, the senator became annoyed. "I gave you about a five-minute answer," Paul said. "Put in my five-minute answer."

More of this will be entertaining.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)

7 He's not my guy, but he definitely did something smart.

Yeah, I like it. I especially like that he name-checked someone specific.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 04:08 PM (/kI1Q)

8 Yes, by all means, ask her that. Her answer should be pure sputtering Babbleonian.
But, of course, nobody will...

Posted by: tu3031 at April 08, 2015 04:08 PM (YFFpo)

9 Come back to me with an answer, and I'll answer your question.


Also, bring back Hillary's broom.

Posted by: The Wizard of Oz at April 08, 2015 04:08 PM (8ZskC)

10 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 04:09 PM (kff5f)

11 You do know that Rand is pro-life, right moo moo?

Just checking since I don't want you to get too excited and think that your Kill All The Babies stance has been mainstreamed.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 04:09 PM (MYCIw)

12 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 04:09 PM (kff5f)

13 ...
...
I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 04:09 PM (kff5f)

14 Rand. Tuning his snark by reading the HQ?

Posted by: golfman at April 08, 2015 04:09 PM (48QDY)

15 Question: Why are you opposed to a minimum wage increase that will help millions of hard working Americans?

Answer: Why don't you ask Hillary why she opposes tax cuts for millions of hard working Americans. When you get her answer, get back to me and I'll tell you mine.

OVER AND OVER AND OVER

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 08, 2015 04:10 PM (DMIBD)

16 Been saying this for some time. Push back against the media. Make them squirm. Make them defensive and expose their agenda BS for what it is. Make an issue of the question and not the answer.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2015 04:10 PM (08Znv)

17 I think Rand Paul did a smart thing here. He's not my guy, but he definitely did something smart-Ace

I agree with you Ace

Perhaps the younger GOP folks will be more in your face to the media.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:10 PM (F2IAQ)

18 Good for Rand.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 04:10 PM (LA7Cm)

19 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:10 PM (OWMIH)

20
I may not like him because of his batshit crazy dad or the fact the he's cool with Amnesty and he supported Mitch McTurtle, but damn, that is not only the right response each and every time but exactly the right temperament.

Kudos to Mr. Paul for this, at least. Lesson to be learned for all candidates regarding handling the MFM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:10 PM (St6BJ)

21 I have never seen a Reporter ask a Democrap a "gotcha" question. They normally toss them softballs.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 08, 2015 04:10 PM (wlDny)

22 Rand. Tuning his snark by reading the HQ?
Posted by: golfman at April 08, 2015 04:09 PM (48QDY)


I now refer you to my Communications Director, Mr. Ace O'Spades

Posted by: Rand Paul at April 08, 2015 04:10 PM (V+kmg)

23
One free spider!

http://goo.gl/b7Uaf4

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 08, 2015 04:10 PM (iQIUe)

24 Why can't we get a friggen Frankenstein candidate.Paul's willingness to hit back at the media; Walker's willingness to take on big labor and win in a blue state; Jindal's ability to succinctly express the conservative viewpoint; et al.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 08, 2015 04:11 PM (fwARV)

25 Rand Paul's a fighter, I'll give him that.

I'm still half suspecting him to turn into his father though.

...oh hell, I'm not even sure that would be a liability these days.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 08, 2015 04:11 PM (DT3rQ)

26 It was a good response.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 04:11 PM (sj3Ax)

27 Well, well, well, finally a politician who has enough hair on his testicles to fire back at "the press."

Posted by: Green Czar at April 08, 2015 04:11 PM (9TPGo)

28 And that, fappers and fappees, is how it's done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:11 PM (0HooB)

29 Or,

1. Above my pay grade
2. Present.

Both of which worked for you assholes for going on seven years now.

FYNQ

Posted by: Papist bograt at April 08, 2015 04:11 PM (Spluw)

30 "Let's start making these Wedge Issue/Gaffe controversies ourselves for the Democrats, given that the DNC owned-and-operated media will not oblige us."

THIS

Posted by: Green Czar at April 08, 2015 04:12 PM (9TPGo)

31 Paul is not my candidate, but I think he has salutary effects on the campaign.

What would be awesome is if the GOP can avoid being the Stupid Party and start character assassinating their own.

I don't think Paul or Cruz or Fiorina have a chance, but they all bring good things to the party (pun intended) - the GOP needs to let them do the battlespace prep.

Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2015 04:12 PM (kGsA2)

32
It's actually a prime example of why it is impossible to debate Leftists on their terms; they always hold the high ground because we let them frame the debate.

Turn the fucking tables on them. Don't debate or try to win them over; you can't. Just napalm their asses with the cold hard truth, right in their face.

Every. Fucking. Time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:12 PM (St6BJ)

33 That was a logical thing to do.

So I'm sure it makes no sense to other republicans.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2015 04:12 PM (A98Xu)

34 You will answer my question on devolution.

Posted by: Dr. Moreau at April 08, 2015 04:12 PM (W5DcG)

35 And that, fappers and fappees, is how it's done.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:11 PM (0HooB)


Fapees?

Wait....never mind. I don't want to know.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2015 04:12 PM (V+kmg)

36 Okay... now everyone else needs to start doing this, too.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 04:12 PM (kff5f)

37 24,

Add Cruz' PACs raking in 31 million bucks in a week.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:13 PM (OsWis)

38 Can you believe how rude he was to me?

Posted by: Media Whore at April 08, 2015 04:13 PM (HstNY)

39 "He's not my guy, but he definitely did something smart."


He's not my first choice, but he could become just that by handling the press this way.

If our other potential candidates don't wise up and start treating the media like Rand does, I won't waste any time on supporting them.

Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2015 04:13 PM (9ZZd+)

40 Let's start making these Wedge Issue/Gaffe controversies ourselves for the Democrats, given that the DNC owned-and-operated media will not oblige us.

Don't let Lee Atwater have died in vain.

Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2015 04:13 PM (kGsA2)

41
Ask Debbie Wasserman Schultz if she's cool with women not being able to arm themselves for proper protection from rape. Is she cool with that?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:13 PM (St6BJ)

42 When pressed for the actual answer (getting something insane out of the Dems)

"I have no problem with allowing the woman to choose a permanent physical, medical, and legal separation from the fetus. But the fetus is alive, and has rights of its own. When phrased that way, the woman's right to choose results in an early delivery. The resulting baby may not survive, but at the very least we've moved off of the aggravated first degree murder down to death by misadventure. Surely you'd like fewer murders?"

Posted by: Alan at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (uq4RW)

43 Also, Debbie's stupid answer stupidly seems to say that government shouldn't fund abortions. which is fine by me, but this is not Obama's all abortion all the time policy.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (lyu9J)

44 Fapees?

Wait....never mind. I don't want to know.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2015 04:12 PM (V+kmg)

Oh yes you do. Inquiring mind and all.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (F2IAQ)

45 I still think Newt is the reigning champ when it comes to interview-fu/Q-jitsu.

That primary debate in 2012? was insane. He took a moderator's question, told her that she wasn't asking the right question, and rephrased it to make it a net positive for the GOP position.

It was perfect; the platform was reiterated and he incinerated the moderator to ashes in 30 seconds.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (Yp6Vn)

46 Fukkin-A. Paul just came up a knotch in my ledger. Still a Ted man though.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (xWW96)

47
I'm sorry if my response makes your ass look big, but hey. Deal with it. Next.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (St6BJ)

48 I wouldn't want to burden anyone with a baby born with asthma.

Posted by: Hussein - your Dumbshit-In-Chief!!! at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (wAQA5)

49 Yes, finally some damn push back on those preening cock suckers who parrot ever line their masters in the DNC tell them to.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (74McK)

50 The Republican candidate will be running against the media. Let's get one that shows he or she can win.

Rand Paul and Carly Fiorina can do it. I actually think Ted Cruz can do it - he does have mad debating skillz.

I would support any one of them anywhere on the ticket.

Posted by: VA MK Z at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (NbkLI)

51 Stan: I want to have babies.

Reg: You want to have babies?!?!

Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

Reg: But ... you can't HAVE babies!

Stan: Don't you oppress me!

Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 08, 2015 04:15 PM (vgIRn)

52 Beware the wedgie issues.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 04:15 PM (W5DcG)

53 45 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (Yp6Vn)


Other than Mittzi killing the first debate, Newt's pimp-slapping of Juan Williams was awesome.

The only bright spots of 2012.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:15 PM (St6BJ)

54 Nicely done Rand. More please.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 08, 2015 04:15 PM (l/N7H)

55 aaaaannnd...boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: It Always goes 2 11 at April 08, 2015 04:15 PM (m40F6)

56 Rand smacked Savannah Guthrie around a little this morning in an interview.

Nothing terrible, just a little backhand to straighten her out.

Then he told her to get her coat and walk out without saying goodbye to anyone - looking at the floor.

It keeps them humble.

Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2015 04:15 PM (9ZZd+)

57 51,

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:15 PM (OsWis)

58 "It was perfect; the platform was reiterated and he incinerated the moderator to ashes in 30 seconds. "

Yeah. Newt was the man.

Damn shame about that whole couch incident

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 04:15 PM (MYCIw)

59 "any woman, or any man, who gets pregnant has the right to an abortion."

what's the problem with this statement?

Posted by: Deacon Jones at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (n5fTN)

60 Ted pulled in 31 mil? That must have caused a bit of an underwear stain at the RNC.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (xWW96)

61 Also, bring back Hillary's broom.
Posted by: The Wizard of Oz at April 08, 2015 04:08 PM (8ZskC)

It would be nice to have that on a faux Hillary!!! campaign poster.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (WIUGG)

62 Beware the wedgie issues.

Better: start issuing wedgies.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (kff5f)

63 Ask Debbie Wasserman Schultz if she ever washes her hair let alone comb it.

Posted by: dantesed at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (88xKn)

64 I've reported Rand Paul for fraud. Just in case.

Posted by: Alix Bryan at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (HstNY)

65 Oh yes you do. Inquiring mind and all.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (F2IAQ)


No. No, I'll just be over here reading my Bible....or some papal encyclical....or some Shakespeare, or maybe looking at some porn poetry.

Yeah. Yeah that's it. Poetry.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (V+kmg)

66 Male pregnancies.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Posted by: Judge Sports Machine at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (sSBdv)

67 I can't spare this man, Rand Paul. he fights

Posted by: X at April 08, 2015 04:17 PM (n5fTN)

68 Man, glad they don't ask me that shit. I'd have to choke a bitch...

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at April 08, 2015 04:17 PM (YFFpo)

69 I'm listening to Cheney interview.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 04:17 PM (sj3Ax)

70 Does D. Washing Machine Shultz's ass look big to you too?

Posted by: whoppies golden berg at April 08, 2015 04:17 PM (6lIel)

71 63Ask Debbie Wasserman Schultz if she ever washes her hair let alone comb it.
Posted by: dantesed at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (88xKn) Is that actual hair? I always thought it was rusty wire.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 04:17 PM (xWW96)

72 >>Yeah. Newt was the man.
--------

He wasn't the man. He was just the bigger boy among them.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:17 PM (F2IAQ)

73 Debbie downer rebuttal in 3...2...1..

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 04:18 PM (XYKz+)

74
Another question for Dems: If the national debt doesn't matter, why do we collect federal taxes?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 04:18 PM (ODxAs)

75 This is great! LOVE it!

Newt did this with the Akin brouhaha - when asked to defend or denounce Akin he said something like "Why don't you ask every Democrat on Obama's Born Alive act stance when he was an IL Senator?"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 04:18 PM (2TN4k)

76 60,

Ted Cruz super-PACs make $31 million haul in first week of campaign

https://tinyurl.com/p9mopfm

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:18 PM (OsWis)

77 Well what do you know, it seems that one of the candidates has awoken to the fact we are in a war and that the enemy has many faces and goes by many appellations.

One of those appellations is "journalist."

Nicely done Rand.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 08, 2015 04:18 PM (LQWLo)

78 " If the national debt doesn't matter, why do we collect federal taxes?"

I'd really love them to answer this one. Especially right now as everyone is feverishly completing their yearly sacrifice to the Gods of Government.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 04:19 PM (MYCIw)

79
Males have two distinct sex chromosomes (XY), Females have two of the same kind of sex chromosome (XX), The Sciene is settled!!! (oh and cromosomes cause asthma

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at April 08, 2015 04:19 PM (uJK1E)

80
Rand Paul is not my guy, but he nailed it.

An alternate approach is"who cares?" Do you believe in evolution? "Who cares what I believe about evolution - how is that a policy or program question?"
Do you believe in Christ? "Who cares? That is a personal religious belief, and I think that our personal religious beliefs are not something we should have a political campaign about. Render unto Cesar etc."

Do you believe in climate change? "Who cares? It doesn't matter what I believe, because, realistically China, India, Russia, etc. have promised they will never do a thing about it anyway. Whether I believe in it or not is irrelevant to the issue."

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at April 08, 2015 04:19 PM (/EkKm)

81 63,

I would ask her what brand of mayonnaise she uses.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:19 PM (OsWis)

82 This response is okay for obvious, idiot, wedge issues, but beating on DWS is like beating on the retard kid living two doors down.

Posted by: Fritz at April 08, 2015 04:20 PM (ty633)

83 15
Question: Why are you opposed to a minimum wage increase that will help millions of hard working Americans?



Answer: Why don't you ask Hillary why she opposes tax cuts for
millions of hard working Americans. When you get her answer, get back
to me and I'll tell you mine.



OVER AND OVER AND OVER


THIS.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2015 04:20 PM (qS+T0)

84 Cheney flashing his war cock yesterday. I noticed on of his barbs needs sharpening

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 04:20 PM (XYKz+)

85 Do I believe Christ died for our sins? What difference at this point, does it make?!

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at April 08, 2015 04:20 PM (wAQA5)

86 "Ted Cruz super-PACs make $31 million haul in first week of campaign "


Bloody. Awesome.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 04:20 PM (LA7Cm)

87 He's doing it wrong! He's supposed to give some ha foster response and then apologize for being so full of hate and will work with democrats to arrive at a reasonable compromise! That's how you get invited to the cool parties.

Posted by: John Boehner and Mitch McConnell at April 08, 2015 04:21 PM (z/Ubi)

88 Pregnancy should be your second clue that you aren't, in fact, a man.

Posted by: Judge Sports Machine at April 08, 2015 04:21 PM (sSBdv)

89 Good for him! About flipping time someone turned the tables on the MSM. They were going to try their best to destroy him anyway and he got the first salvo off and turned the gotcha question back on them.

Good job!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 08, 2015 04:22 PM (HP6cv)

90
I really hope and pray that this is not a one-off from Paul and the others. I have a feeling that he, Cruz and Walker will not be taking shit.

I think that they know that there is a base out there of millions of us who yell and scream at the TV and radio whenever we hear these bastards like Souvlakiopoulos and Candy Store pull shit like this. Red meat back at the MFM will absolutely ensure a major landslide, whomever our candidate (providing it's not a RINO) is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:22 PM (St6BJ)

91 Rand paul bad neo-cons good! Supporting israel is not enough. You must support likud party or you are anti-Semitic. Demand paul bomb bomb bomb iran. The swift boaters agains rand paul are paying for anti paul bloggers.

Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 04:22 PM (eeweY)

92 Tickets Tickets get yer Tickets

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 04:22 PM (XYKz+)

93 Woman who eat food that contain DNA are most likely to pass that DNA on to their unborn children????? Doesn't anyone think about the Children?????

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at April 08, 2015 04:22 PM (uJK1E)

94 This response comes in second only to plunging both thumbs into the interviewers eye sockets until blood spurts out while laughing maniacally, for obvious reasons. But not bad.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at April 08, 2015 04:22 PM (TKuBd)

95 THe protection of the Herd. It is a good thing that the pub candidates are both numerous and different. Let the odd one take some hits from the predators (press) and allow the remaining ones to learn from it. I think the 'too many targets' confuses the Left and allows others to quietly build their base. Yeah, 2016 is all about abortion since no one believes Global Warming and the Dem Party's economic and Foreign Policy management of BIG GOVERNMENT.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 04:22 PM (oDCMR)

96 Good for Rand!

I will say he gave a very good speech too, when he announced.
We are so hungry for leaders who will stand up for our rights and our freedom.
I'm still Cruzin with Ted, but I like Rand's style.

Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 04:23 PM (cbfNE)

97
>>FYI: a 20-week abortion ban is more popular *among women* than DWS's position

How many women have seen 3d/4d ultrasounds of what the baby actually looks like very early on? I think the science of this is leaving the democrats position in the dust.

Posted by: Lea at April 08, 2015 04:23 PM (lIU4e)

98 91 Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 04:22 PM (dewey)

Is this MUMR in drag, or what?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:23 PM (St6BJ)

99
Her answer should be pure sputtering Babbleonian.


Posted by: tu3031 at April 08, 2015 04:08 PM (YFFpo)







*snort*

I am SO gonna steal that. Shamelessly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2015 04:23 PM (SpnVI)

100 The liberals seemed awfully pissed off that conservatives aren't rushing to defend this latest cop who shot the guy in South Carolina.

Apparently, we're suppose to take the white cop's side regardless if there is evidence of guilt or not. It's just a white/black thing.

This is what happened to Trayvon and in Ferguson, only now they have good video to show the truth.

Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2015 04:24 PM (9ZZd+)

101
Q: What do you call a 7 pound baby in the womb?

A: Aqua-Budda!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 04:24 PM (ODxAs)

102 Ace,
I'm going to archives to read your reports of April 18-19 2013 of Boston Terrorists! It was great writing!!

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 04:24 PM (sj3Ax)

103 I would ask her what brand of mayonnaise she uses.

Bring out the Hellmanns and bring out the beast.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 04:24 PM (W5DcG)

104 A good question to ask the press: Does that 747 make Mooche's ass look fat?

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 04:24 PM (/HX7u)

105 It's about damn time a GOP candidate learned how to not step in to a flaming bag of poop on his front stairs.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 08, 2015 04:24 PM (JgC5a)

106

Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 04:22 PM (eeweY)
Leave the cork on the fork, Ruprecht.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (oVJmc)

107 DWS said it should be up to a doctor and the mother. So, her answer is "YES! It's FINE to hack apart a 7 pound baby in the uterus as long just a couple people think it's a cool idea".

Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (VndSC)

108
Apparently, we're suppose to take the white cop's side regardless if there is evidence of guilt or not. It's just a white/black thing.



That's cuz they eat their own shit.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (xWW96)

109 We morons pledge our lives, our liberty, our sacred honor, and all our political contributions to the first Republican presidential candidate to actually say "FYNQ" (in full, spelled out, or even phonetically pronounced as "fink") to a reporter in a recorded setting.

Who's with me?

Posted by: Mel F'n Gibson at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (NbkLI)

110
@79
Males have two distinct sex chromosomes (XY), Females have two of the same kind of sex chromosome (XX), The Sciene is settled!!! (oh and cromosomes cause asthma

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at April 08, 2015 04:19 PM (uJK1E)
============================

Bullshit. I have XY chromosomes and I'm a female.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (xkSSa)

111 101
Q: What do you call a 7 pound baby in the womb?

A: Aqua-Budda!!!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 04:24 PM (ODxAs)


If it's black, it really is a victim. Of Planned Sangerhood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (St6BJ)

112 Q: What do you call a 7 pound baby in the womb?

Not a tumah!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (W5DcG)

113 I would ask her what brand of mayonnaise she uses.

Mayonnaise?

Posted by: Something About Mary Joke at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (JtwS4)

114
Awesome. Awesome.

Paul could ride that horse all the way to the nomination. There is a huge reserve of resentment in the GOP against the blatant unfairness of the corrupt media that is just waiting to be tapped and let loose.

It could especially be made to boomerang on media darling Jeb.

Posted by: gunther at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (GAqE6)

115 I am going to give Paul a good listen. If he can keep his daddies astroturfing bus riders on a leash and reigns in the crazy 1800's isolationist chatter I may start to like him. In the meantime Let Er Rip Rand and pass the popcorn.....

Posted by: Regular guy formerly Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (XYKz+)

116 I hope all of the Republican candidates do this. I also hope they cut off moderators who interject during debates. Do a little premise rejection as well. I might be able to find some joy in the primary season instead of gritting my teeth and trying not to scream.

Posted by: no good deed at April 08, 2015 04:26 PM (ZKGnj)

117 Apparently, we're suppose to take the white cop's side regardless if there is evidence of guilt or not. It's just a white/black thing.

First the facts (Martin, Brown) won't fit the narrative, now when the facts do, the reaction of Conservatives doesn't. The SJWs just can't win for losing.

I'm not sure if they're actually incapable of realizing that we are rational people who are able to consider evidence and come to conclusions on a case-by-case basis, or if they're just so committed to the idea that "Conservative = evil" that they think it's okay to smear a large swath of the nation.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 04:26 PM (kff5f)

118 Calling her by her first name "Debbie" was pretty sexist, amirite?

Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 04:26 PM (VndSC)

119 103,

Heheh.

Everytime I see that woman, the same thought goes through my head...

"WTF is up with her hair???"

It seriously looks like someone Something About Mary'd all over her head.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:27 PM (OsWis)

120 Also, I will not vote for a candidate who turns on another candidate in a debate at the behest of leftwing moderator. If you'll punch another conservative in the face because Candy or George eggs you on, you're a dipshit. I want a candidate who will throw down a lefty moderator and buttfuck him or her mercilessly, then calmly point out his policy differences with the other candidates. But first the buttfucking!!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at April 08, 2015 04:27 PM (TKuBd)

121 112 Q: What do you call a 7 pound baby in the womb?

Not a tumah!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (W5DcG)

Thread winner candidate!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:27 PM (St6BJ)

122 "Do you support the deportation of undocumented children?"

"Get back to me when you ask Barack Obaaama why he won't deport a 40-year old illegal immigrant driving drunk again on his 3rd DWI who just ran over and killed a high-school cheerleader."

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 08, 2015 04:27 PM (ZvKdv)

123 The more I read this post, the more I like Rand's response.

'Bout damn time somebody started putting these presstitutes in their place.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:27 PM (0HooB)

124 113,

GMTA

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:28 PM (OsWis)

125 I have a feeling that Rand and Cruz are not going to take shit from the MFM.

I hope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:28 PM (St6BJ)

126 >>>>I am going to give Paul a good listen. If he can keep his daddies astroturfing bus riders on a leash and reigns in the crazy 1800's isolationist chatter I may start to like him. In the meantime Let Er Rip Rand and pass the popcorn.....
.
.
.
.We were sitting in the VFW drinking beers when he was doing his presser in Louisville and that very subject came up. Can he keep the family crazy out of his campaign? The vote was almost unanimously no.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 08, 2015 04:28 PM (HP6cv)

127
>>>Anyway, this piece discussed "men" -- women to men transsexuals -- who were complaining that abortion rights were discussed as a women's issue, when in fact, they asserted, many "men," such as themselves, could also get pregnant.

The proper terminology is FtMs (female-to-males) or transmen. Like what Angelina Jolie is coaxing Shiloh to become. Or warren Beatty's daugher. Or Chazz.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 08, 2015 04:28 PM (xkSSa)

128 We really should start a pool for these threads on who will show up first, hector or Doug. Hector wins today coming in at comment 91. But you can never count out Doug who will show up and accuse ace of being all in for the establishment candidate even in these threads.

Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 04:28 PM (z/Ubi)

129 Woman who eat food that contain DNA are most likely to pass that DNA on to their unborn children?????



So, spitters don't suck?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:28 PM (OWMIH)

130 Key was in the WAY he answered...

The Republican candidate cannot allow the Media to control the narrative...

If they do, they will lose.

He was also 'testy' (according to MSN) on another interview, where the NBC questioner told HIM what he had said, then framed the question as a got ya...

He told her to stop editorializing and he would answer... once she actually asked him a question....

There are three things which are HUGELY unpopular in the US...

The Government in General, Washington in Particular... AND the MEDIA....

That fact is open to exploitation.... as we have seen from both #gamersgate and sad puppies...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 04:29 PM (qh617)

131 Best thing is that now the press might be worried about setting off Rand with a question, hopefully almost as much as being branded a racist by asking Obama one.

Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 04:29 PM (VndSC)

132 I do not believe the junior Senator Kentucky handled this question properly. It is much better to play nice with ouir friends in the media so they will be on your side. That is my approach and it worked well in the 2008 presidential election.

Posted by: John McCain at April 08, 2015 04:30 PM (PvZ8F)

133 66 Male pregnancies.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Posted by: Judge Sports Machine at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (sSBdv)


The only thing that happens from and male/male union is something like a cream-coated Tootsie Roll. And it doesn't take 9 months.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:30 PM (St6BJ)

134 Do I believe Christ died for our sins? What difference at this point, does it make?!
Posted by: Hillarrhoids at April 08, 2015 04:20 PM (wAQA5)


--------------------------------------------


OR: Can't we talk about something else, like Benghazi?

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 04:30 PM (/HX7u)

135 Who would Rand pick to be his press sec if he became prez?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 08, 2015 04:30 PM (wrS2o)

136 Press: If you were a tree, which one would you be?

Rand: Why don't you go ask Paul F*cking Bunyan that question and get back to me when he answers?

Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 04:31 PM (VndSC)

137 136
Michael Savage

Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 08, 2015 04:31 PM (eOpVe)

138 The press will go all in on Rand Paul now that he has challenged them.

Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2015 04:31 PM (kGsA2)

139 "Or warren Beatty's daugher. "


I didn't know anything about that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 04:31 PM (LA7Cm)

140 The only thing that happens from and male/male union is something like a cream-coated Tootsie Roll. And it doesn't take 9 months.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:30 PM (St6BJ)Congrats JJ, you grossed me out, and that takes some doing......

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 04:31 PM (xWW96)

141 Bullshit. I have XY chromosomes and I'm a female.


Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (xkSSa)


Hmmm... does that mean you have to return your Olympic medal? which was earned in the MENS Division???

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 04:31 PM (qh617)

142 oops...135

Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 08, 2015 04:31 PM (eOpVe)

143 Epic Hugo burn:

http://tinyurl.com/lgzajbf

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

144
Q: What do you call a 7 pound baby in the womb?
........................
Michael Moore at two weeks.

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2015 04:32 PM (wAQA5)

145 140 Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 04:31 PM (xWW96)


My life is complete.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:32 PM (St6BJ)

146 If Mitt had jumped off the stage and grabbed Stephanopolis by the throat after that contraceptive question, he would be President today.

The public wants to see the press ripped apart. That's where the votes are.

Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2015 04:32 PM (9ZZd+)

147 Paul is capitalizing on the almost unknown fact (outside of AoSHQ) that the American public is gradually turning against abortion. The latest number was around 55% IIRC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:32 PM (0HooB)

148 120 Also, I will not vote for a candidate who turns on another candidate in a debate at the behest of leftwing moderator. If you'll punch another conservative in the face because Candy or George eggs you on, you're a dipshit. I want a candidate who will throw down a lefty moderator and buttfuck him or her mercilessly, then calmly point out his policy differences with the other candidates. But first the buttfucking!!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at April 08, 2015 04:27 PM (TKuBd)

You had me @ dipshit...

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 04:32 PM (XYKz+)

149 I'd like to nominate the Maverick Sock at 132 for Sarcasm of the Thread. Well played.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 08, 2015 04:32 PM (W+RZ5)

150 Moar happy fun Rand:

He accused Guthrie of editorializing after she raised a question about whether he had "mellowed" as a senator given different statements he's made on a range of issues.
"Why don't we let me explain instead of talking over me, OK?" Paul told Guthrie when pressed about his previous statements.

"Before we go through a litany of things you say I've changed on, why don't you ask me a question, 'Have I changed my opinion?' That would be sort of a better way to approach an interview."


Which is all great fun, but then of course:

Democrats are pouncing both on Paul's comments on abortion and his treatment of female reporters.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4)

151 But you can never count out Doug who will show up and accuse ace of being all in for the establishment candidate even in these threads.
-------------------------------
True. But Ace went all Romney even when it was pointed out that he wouldn't carry his home state. Ace is funny that way.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (oDCMR)

152 The press will go all in on Rand Paul now that he has challenged them.

Posted by: blaster

***
the combined IQ of their Hive Mind is a sweltering 120!

Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (eOpVe)

153 You know vaccines are like the holocaust?

Posted by: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (ttJ2z)

154 Not my guy also but I'd take him over the asshole we have now.

Posted by: skip at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (VRDUY)

155 >>Pregnancy should be your second clue that you aren't, in fact, a man.

And yet the MSM just loved covering the story of "pregnant man" Thomas Beatty.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (2TN4k)

156 107. In any other setting, that's called a conspiracy.

Posted by: gunther at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (GAqE6)

157 136 Press: If you were a tree, which one would you be?

Rand: Why don't you go ask Paul F*cking Bunyan that question and get back to me when he answers?

Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 04:31 PM (VndSC)


See??? I'd go a different way...

Well... to get to the.. root... of that question... which has many branches... I'd have to decide, like you, if I were a fruit, or a nut.... tree...

So if its all the same... I'll just leaf that one alone...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 04:34 PM (qh617)

158 16
Been saying this for some time. Push back against the media. Make them
squirm. Make them defensive and expose their agenda BS for what it is.
Make an issue of the question and not the answer.
========
They'll pull the "We'll ask them when we interview them. But, we're interviewing you right now."

You have to be prepared to say, "No, this has been an issue for years--you've had more than enough time to ask them about that. You won't ask them. Ever. And that's why you'll get an answer from me when you get an answer from them first."

Also: No conservative should ever answer a question from the media without written assurance beforehand that they will be provided with the entire uncut copy before any story airs.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 08, 2015 04:34 PM (ZvKdv)

159 people who are able to consider evidence and come to conclusions on a case-by-case basis

Um, how does that serve the greater narrative? This kind of sub-intellectual thinking can't be tolerated.

Posted by: The New Republic at April 08, 2015 04:34 PM (ZKGnj)

160 Wait a second...

Trannies want to have abortions? So, men are trying to become women, and if they could, have babies... so they can abort them?

Am I getting this right?

Posted by: Percopius at April 08, 2015 04:34 PM (wZiKk)

161 the combined IQ of their Hive Mind is a sweltering 120!
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (eOpVe)


Wolves don't have a high IQ.

Collectively they can pull down an elk.

Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2015 04:34 PM (kGsA2)

162 Democrats are pouncing both on Paul's comments on abortion and his treatment of female reporters.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

You better believe it sugar....

Posted by: Barry O at April 08, 2015 04:34 PM (eOpVe)

163 We were sitting in the VFW drinking beers when he was doing his presser in Louisville and that very subject came up. Can he keep the family crazy out of his campaign? The vote was almost unanimously no.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

and yet you'll obliviously bitch and moan when you are blamed for the sins of the father.

Posted by: X at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (n5fTN)

164 I think Rand just jumped to the front of the pack with this.

Disagree on policy all you want, one quality that is indispensable in a candidate is the ability to be confrontational with the media, because they *are* the enemy. Newt could do it, but he had way too much baggage as a candidate.

Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (zoehZ)

165 The right-wing candidates need to get together and form a cabal NOW; they need to decide on who is going to be Prez, who takes what cabinet positions, who is next in line, etc etc.

They need to avoid cutting each other out and allowing another RINO to slither into the nomination. They need to pool resources. They need a united front which ATTACKS the Left and the LIV's.

There are a lot of people out there that don't vote; give them a reason to.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (A9KzJ)

166 You know vaccines are like the holocaust?
Posted by: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (ttJ2z)


So are Kennedys

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (V+kmg)

167 The press will go all in on Rand Paul now that he has challenged them.

Meh, that guy didn't even graduate college.

Posted by: The MSM at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (ZKGnj)

168 153 You know vaccines are like the holocaust?
Posted by: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (ttJ2z)

Being trapped in a car under 30 feet of water to slowly suffocate. That's more like the Holocaust, I would think.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:36 PM (St6BJ)

169 OK, I give Paul the Younger credit here. And yes, this is PRECISELY how to play this kind of crap all the way to November 2016.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 04:36 PM (659DL)

170 161 the combined IQ of their Hive Mind is a sweltering 120!
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (eOpVe)

Wolves don't have a high IQ.

Collectively they can pull down an elk.

Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2015 04:34 PM (kGsA2)


Elks.... Moose.... but we stay away from those Shriners.... they got swords...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 04:36 PM (qh617)

171 Oh, I see, men want to have babies so they can abort them. Was worried there for a moment....

Posted by: Percopius at April 08, 2015 04:36 PM (wZiKk)

172 Lucky for Fat Ted, lard floats.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 04:36 PM (xWW96)

173 You know vaccines are like the holocaust?
Posted by: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (ttJ2z)

So are Kennedys
Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (V+kmg)


Collectively, they are more like herpes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 04:37 PM (659DL)

174 I'd be a stump.

Posted by: Hussein - your Dumbshit-In-Chief!!! at April 08, 2015 04:37 PM (wAQA5)

175 So, men are trying to become women, and if they could, have babies... so they can abort them?

No...women are pretending to be men, but retaining the right to make babies (much like I am transitioning into a cat but I am keeping my thumbs)...which also means they have a "right" to kill babies for having the wrong gender or a cleft lip or whatever.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 04:37 PM (/kI1Q)

176 167 The press will go all in on Rand Paul now that he has challenged them.

Meh, that guy didn't even graduate college.
Posted by: The MSM at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (ZKGnj)


The press can easily be beat. The key is to actually say the things that the public knows and wants to hear.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:37 PM (St6BJ)

177 See??? I'd go a different way...
Well... to get to the.. root... of that question... which has many branches... I'd have to decide, like you, if I were a fruit, or a nut.... tree... So if its all the same... I'll just leaf that one alone...
Posted by: BB Wolf



Pining for the fjords, hunh?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:37 PM (OWMIH)

178 The beauty of Rand's response is that as with the Akin question - he and other Republicans could bring up the recent crime in CO where an 8-month pregnant woman had her baby cut out of her. They couldn't prosecute the person who did this because the baby was not murdered according to current state law.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 04:37 PM (2TN4k)

179 Don't support paul he is not pro netanyahu. Don't support any republican who does not want to bomb iran or you are anti-semetic!

Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 04:38 PM (eeweY)

180 Ohhhhh sweet mystery of life at last I found you.

brb knocking out the power to DC again.

Posted by: alexthechick - From the corner of Chocolate and Peanut Butter at April 08, 2015 04:38 PM (mf5HN)

181 woo hoo Paul going all Christie on the bitches. Playin to the base makin copay's!!1

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 04:38 PM (XYKz+)

182 Males have two distinct sex chromosomes (XY), Females have two of the same kind of sex chromosome (XX), The Science is settled!!!

****


Paging Dr. Turner or Dr. Klinefelter. Dr. Turner or Dr. Klinefelter please pick up one of the white paging phones and press "XO" or "XXY" on the touchpad.

Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 08, 2015 04:38 PM (NeFrd)

183 This is what the GOPe doesn't understand and what the average sensible American gets: if you're a pushover with the press, how are you going to stand up to international pressure and Russia?

Rand just got the attention of independents and women, who on average like a man to be a man.

Posted by: Green Czar at April 08, 2015 04:38 PM (9TPGo)

184 @JJ Sefton-You could have used Baby Ruth instead. You had to defile a Tootsie Roll. LMAO.

Posted by: JROD at April 08, 2015 04:38 PM (wnwJC)

185 Hector has made his appearance, like a worm from a cat's ass.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (xWW96)

186 You feel that Ace?? It's a breath of fresh fucking air.

This is why Ted Cruz and Rand Paul kick FUCKING ASS.

They have the FUCKING BALLS to point out who the real nutbars really are and they aren't afraid of the media.

Bout fucking time.

Posted by: prescient11 at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (q5APL)

187
Which is all great fun, but then of course:

Democrats are pouncing both on Paul's comments on abortion and his treatment of female reporters.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4

I'm surprised the lefties haven't fallen in love with Rand's immigration position.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (F2IAQ)

188 Also: No conservative should ever answer a question from the media without written assurance beforehand that they will be provided with the entire uncut copy before any story airs.

I see your proposal and raise it thusly: have your own film crew at every interview. Explain that's it's policy and will not be waived for any reason.

No crew, no interview.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (0HooB)

189 Posted by: alexthechick - From the corner of Chocolate and Peanut Butter at April 08, 2015 04:38 PM (mf5HN)

#EupehmismAlert

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (V+kmg)

190 True. But Ace went all Romney even when it was pointed out that he wouldn't carry his home state. Ace is funny that way.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (oDCMR)


-------------------------------------


'Tis nothing. I went all in on Romney once the primaries were over. I was ready to get rid of the Chocolate Jesus.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (/HX7u)

191 So, it WAS you yesterday, AtC. LMBO

Posted by: no good deed at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (ZKGnj)

192 "They couldn't prosecute the person who did this because the baby was not murdered according to current state law."

What kind of freaks are running the show over there?

Posted by: Green Czar at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (9TPGo)

193 "Why don't we ask the DNC: Is it okay to kill a 7 pound baby in the uterus?" Paul reportedly said. "You go back and you ask Debbie Wasserman Schultz if she's okay with killing a seven pound baby that is not born yet. Ask her when life begins, and you ask Debbie when it's okay to protect life. When you get an answer from Debbie, get back to me."

Perfect. Absolutely effing perfect. I've been waiting 30 effing years to hear an answer like this. Thank you, Sen. Paul.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 08, 2015 04:40 PM (I8YZX)

194 175

Oooh. that makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Percopius at April 08, 2015 04:40 PM (wZiKk)

195 Paul/Christie 16

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 04:40 PM (XYKz+)

196 Cool. Rand, Walker, and Cruz know how to handle the LSM.

They should stand in solidarity against the media/dems while advancing conservative principles.

Posted by: Willy at April 08, 2015 04:40 PM (ersJc)

197 his treatment of female reporters

What horseshit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 04:40 PM (659DL)

198 185 Hector has made his appearance, like a worm from a cat's ass.
Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (xWW96)

**motions to the kitty for a rearview inspection**

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:40 PM (St6BJ)

199 I see your proposal and raise it thusly: have your own film crew at every interview. Explain that's it's policy and will not be waived for any reason.

No crew, no interview.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (0HooB)


Hell... you don't even need a full crew... just a guy with a good digital camera...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 04:40 PM (qh617)

200 The only thing better would have if he ended with:

"do it or I'll rip off you head and piss down your throat"

Posted by: Ken at April 08, 2015 04:40 PM (LXJ1e)

201 From the corner of Chocolate and Peanut Butter

Hello.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 04:41 PM (/kI1Q)

202 Question: Why are you opposed to a minimum wage increase that will help millions of hard working Americans?



Answer: Why don't you ask Hillary why she opposes tax cuts for
millions of hard working Americans. When you get her answer, get back
to me and I'll tell you mine.

88******

pfft, ask about unlimited L1B visas for eeviillllllllllll corporations.

population replacement by any means available.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 08, 2015 04:41 PM (lyu9J)

203 197 his treatment of female reporters

What horseshit.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 04:40 PM (659DL)

"So you're admitting that women aren't as tough as men? Aren't you being sexist and hypocritical?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:41 PM (St6BJ)

204 Question: Why are you opposed to a minimum wage increase that will help millions of hard working Americans?

Full employment for touchscreens!

Posted by: Chad Touchscreen, teenaged computer at April 08, 2015 04:41 PM (b65cm)

205 >>Wait a second...
Trannies want to have abortions? So, men are trying to become women, and if they could, have babies... so they can abort them?


Am I getting this right?

Nope, it's the opposite it's women who identify as men who may want to get an abortion, such as Thomas Beatie:

http://www.bing.com/images/ search?q=thomas+beatieqpvt=thomas+beatieqpvt=thomas+beatieFORM=IGRE

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 04:41 PM (2TN4k)

206 I'm sorry if my response makes your ass look big, but hey. Deal with it. Next.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (St6BJ)

Hah!

Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2015 04:41 PM (yRwC8)

207 Return of the Serbian Ninja: The Dundering

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 04:41 PM (Yp6Vn)

208 Where in the bible does it say abortion is murder or even that a fetus is the same thing as a live baby look it up in chronicles.

Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 04:41 PM (eeweY)

209 brb knocking out the power to DC again.

*humbly presents The Royal Extension Cord of Delight with head bowed*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:41 PM (0HooB)

210 Democrats are pouncing both on Paul's comments on abortion and his treatment of female reporters.

Let 'em. No one is going to give a f*ck.

Seriously, if SP(1, 2, & 3) and Gamergate have taught us nothing else, it's that LIVs *will* actually listen to the truth.

You wouldn't know it from the gaming media (which Gamergate has largely written off), but GG won some major strategic victories with advertisers.

And Sad Puppies is basically a case-study in how to fight back against this kind of crap.

Step one: State your position, honestly and politely.
Step two: Get smeared as a racist, misogynist, hater.
Step three: Call the media liars to their faces, and then repeat (that is: directly quote) exactly what you said before.

Steps 2 & 3 repeat for quite a while, but eventually the message gets through.

And then you get things like major advertisers pulling away from online magazines. Or sweeping the Hugo nominations.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 04:42 PM (kff5f)

211 So...YouTube took Rand's speech down over a copyright complaint

Posted by: Barry O at April 08, 2015 04:42 PM (eOpVe)

212 I see your proposal and raise it thusly: have your own film crew at every interview. Explain that's it's policy and will not be waived for any reason.

No crew, no interview.


^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:42 PM (OWMIH)

213 200 The only thing better would have if he ended with:

"do it or I'll rip off you head and piss down your throat"
Posted by: Ken at April 08, 2015 04:40 PM (LXJ1e)


Gouge out eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

- - Gunny Hartmann School for Press Secretarying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:42 PM (St6BJ)

214 Hector has made his appearance, like a worm from a cat's ass.
Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (xWW96)


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I love this blog. Come for Ace's excellent commentary, stay for the disturbing mental images.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 04:42 PM (/HX7u)

215 Democrats are pouncing both on Paul's comments on abortion and his treatment of female reporters. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4

This just in! Rand Paul may have treated a female reporter the same way the media and every dem treated Sarah Palin!

Rape jokes at 11.

Posted by: Papist bograt at April 08, 2015 04:42 PM (Spluw)

216 We love fringe.

Posted by: Castro Street Cowboys at April 08, 2015 04:42 PM (wAQA5)

217
I don't support raising the minimum wage, I support having the government steal less of it from the people. But for that to happen, the government must be made to waste less money.

The most wasteful thing we do? Pay interest on the national debt. $213 billion in 2014. That is DOUBLE the current education budget. It will be $799 billion in 2024.

So I would very much like to spend more money. But to do that I have to first balance the budget, so we stop pissing away more and more money on stupid things like interest. hell, we don't even have to pay back the principal - just stop borrowing more and more each year.

So, ask democrats - do you support education? If yes, then you support a balanced budget.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at April 08, 2015 04:42 PM (/EkKm)

218 I just hope Rand can keep his Dr. Strangelove arm in check. He's got very definite opinions about some things that he keeps under wraps. But every once in a while, he just can't he'p it.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 08, 2015 04:42 PM (b65cm)

219
206 I'm sorry if my response makes your ass look big, but hey. Deal with it. Next.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:14 PM (St6BJ)

Hah!


Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2015 04:41 PM (yRwC


Then... 'look the Female reporter dead in the eye... and say... 'you know... sometimes I see Mel Gibson's point'...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 04:43 PM (qh617)

220 "his treatment of female reporters"

tsk, tsk

that's might cisnormative language for the pressies

Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 04:43 PM (9TPGo)

221 I will vote for whichever Republican spills the most media blood.

Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2015 04:43 PM (o+SC1)

222 Oh Hector,

Pity your mom didn't take a coat hangar to you.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:44 PM (OsWis)

223 220 that's might cisnormative language for the pressies
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 04:43 PM (9TPGo)


Wasn't he in the Clinton administration, a Henry Cisnormative, or some such?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:44 PM (St6BJ)

224 It's about time someone kicked a reporter in the balls. Rand isn't my guy either but I certainly admire what he did here.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 04:44 PM (mx5oN)

225 222 Oh Hector,

Pity your mom didn't take a coat hangar to you.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:44 PM (OsWis)

Note to Hector's father: You're supposed to ejaculate, not urinate, into the vagina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:45 PM (St6BJ)

226 No crew, no interview.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy,

***

We'll film the interview and edit it...then we'll send it to you for Air...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 08, 2015 04:45 PM (eOpVe)

227 I know it's fashionable here at times to be uber pessimistic and assume Jebba the Hut has the nom in the bag. But Paul and Cruz will at least make the process a lot more entertaining! For us of course on the right, not for the media. They had better be sweating bullets.

Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2015 04:45 PM (yRwC8)

228 I try to put anal beads in my cardboard girlfriend but they keep fall out.

Posted by: Hector, full of fax at April 08, 2015 04:45 PM (d2fbW)

229 *humbly presents The Royal Extension Cord of Delight with head bowed*

Ummm...she's knocking out the power.

You're going to want a Gojira-sized Eveready Ragebunny Battery.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2015 04:45 PM (JtwS4)

230 Posted by: AmishDude at April 08, 2015 04:42 PM (b65cm)

Dr Strangelove arm. Heh.

Posted by: Golfman at April 08, 2015 04:45 PM (48QDY)

231 @212 - Moe Lane made that point the other day. Video everything.

Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2015 04:45 PM (o+SC1)

232 Oh Hector,

Pity your mom didn't take a coat hangar to you.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:44 PM (OsWis)



She did. Unsuccessfully.

That's the problem.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2015 04:45 PM (V+kmg)

233 225,

Or defecate in it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:46 PM (OsWis)

234 224 It's about time someone kicked a reporter in the balls. Rand isn't my guy either but I certainly admire what he did here.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 04:44 PM (mx5oN)


If it sets the tone and strategy for all our candidates, then this is going to be a fun campaign season indeed.

Let's hope so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:46 PM (St6BJ)

235 Personally, I am fond of "Fuck You, Next Question", but what he said does have merit.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2015 04:46 PM (72D6h)

236 I am also enjoying the Carly Fiorina show as she dances around kicking the crap out of environmentalists and other assorted nut-jobs in Cali and the Obama admin for their net rules and She who must not be called by her first name.

Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2015 04:46 PM (bAGA/)

237 233 225,

Or defecate in it.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:46 PM (OsWis)


So Hector is a bi-pedal Alabama Hot Pocket?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:46 PM (St6BJ)

238 I originally had a minor quibble with Rand and thought he should have said to ask Hillary instead of Debbie Blabbermouth Schulz. However, I think he was right since Hillary would never let herself be asked such a question and Blabbermouth never shuts up.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 08, 2015 04:46 PM (37prw)

239 >74
Another question for Dems: If the national debt doesn't matter, why do we collect federal taxes?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 04:18 PM (ODxAs)

ooh, awesomely excellent!

(mentally files that one away for future use)

Posted by: all doubt removed at April 08, 2015 04:47 PM (DvOSv)

240 Newt did a bit of this last time. Flipping the dishonest question back on the reporter. It was one of the few bright spots in 2012.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

241 >>>Wait a second...

Trannies want to have abortions? So, men are trying to become women, and if they could, have babies... so they can abort them?<<<

No, I think we're talking about women becoming men so they can have sex with real homosexual men and then abort their butt-man-babies.

Posted by: Fritz at April 08, 2015 04:47 PM (ty633)

242 What's really risible about this, Ace, is the way it's being spun in the press. I work for a newspaper, and the AP wire is currently running stories characterizing this as an attempt to by Paul to dodge the question in order to avoid offending pro-lifers.

It's right here in the first sentence of this story: "Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, a newly declared Republican presidential candidate, is dodging a central question about abortion."

The story goes on to say "Exceptions in any abortion ban are a politically sensitive topic for Paul and some of his rivals. They want to nudge the party away from a focus on such social issues, but know that winning the nomination requires some backing from religious conservatives who press for strict, if not absolute limits on abortion."

So basically he's specifically *calling the press out* on this, and they're spinning it as an attempt to hide his true beliefs from the voters. Meanwhile, as you note, there are never stories implying that Democrats try to hide some of THEIR views from the voters.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at April 08, 2015 04:47 PM (R1mDg)

243 Why can't we get a friggen Frankenstein candidate.Paul's willingness to hit back at the media; Walker's willingness to take on big labor and win in a blue state; Jindal's ability to succinctly express the conservative viewpoint; et al.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 08, 2015 04:11 PM (fwARV)


I say we find a kick ass DNA scientist and build a Cerberus of doom.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2015 04:47 PM (FMbng)

244 >>I am also enjoying the Carly Fiorina show as she dances around kicking
the crap out of environmentalists and other assorted nut-jobs in Cali
and the Obama admin for their net rules and She who must not be called
by her first name.

Yes, Carly is bringing it!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 04:47 PM (2TN4k)

245 About damned time some R shows he's got nads and isn't an idiot. +1 for Rand Paul. If the GOPe actually cared about winning, they'd put together a cheat sheet with responses like that, and every single candidate asked one of the MFM's hot button questions would use those responses. The mess from burst reporter heads would be glorious.

Posted by: Agent-J at April 08, 2015 04:48 PM (9Mtv3)

246 239 >74
Another question for Dems: If the national debt doesn't matter, why do we collect federal taxes?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 04:18 PM (ODxAs)

ooh, awesomely excellent!

(mentally files that one away for future use)
Posted by: all doubt removed at April 08, 2015 04:47 PM (DvOSv)


WOW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:48 PM (St6BJ)

247
Another question for Dems: If the national debt doesn't matter, why do we collect federal taxes?


To penalize the successful.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 04:48 PM (oVJmc)

248 heh heh speaking of treatment of female reporters remember that woman of genius who imbedded herself in the Egyptian uprising??? she is out not complaining of ongoing medical problems from her ordeal... Well DUH!!!
http://tinyurl.com/k4myvxw

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 04:48 PM (XYKz+)

249 If only Walker had done this with Liz Mair. He would be standing on the top all by himself.

Posted by: Sunny at April 08, 2015 04:48 PM (Xnxty)

250 >>> "his treatment of female reporters"


Equal opportunity disdain of media people, regardless of the media person's gender, race, or creed, is sexist? Who knew!

Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2015 04:48 PM (yRwC8)

251 237,

*wipes screen*

You're on a roll today, J.J.

Cream covered tootsie rolls, Alabama Hot Pockets...

Good thing I'm not hungry at the moment.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:49 PM (OsWis)

252 We hack White House and all we get is recipe for dog. Who runs this silly country?

Posted by: Vlad interviewed by MSM at April 08, 2015 04:49 PM (wAQA5)

253 I've hoped this for years, but maybe this is Our Time.

I really, really, really, hope that someone, anyone in the Repumpkin campaigns are lurking here.

Mostly because Rand's response is pretty much what any random Moron would say to a presstitute.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:49 PM (0HooB)

254 Would love to have someone ask a lefty "How many different types of 'trans-gendered men' are you willing to let use the *same bathroom* as your young daughters?

Posted by: tlk428 at April 08, 2015 04:49 PM (0c9yp)

255
Turn that into a question:

So if not raising the debt ceiling is evil and irresponsible, why collect Federal and even State or local income taxes? Why not just print and borrow THE ENTIRE BUDGET and let people keep all the money they earn?

Seems fair to me. Whaddaya say, Debster?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:49 PM (St6BJ)

256 Democrats are pouncing both on Paul's comments on abortion and his treatment of female reporters.

Did he call one 'sweetie?'

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 04:49 PM (oVJmc)

257 If it sets the tone and strategy for all our candidates, then this is going to be a fun campaign season indeed. Let's hope so.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:46 PM (St6BJ)


-----------------------------------------


Maybe I'll buy some popcorn if they keep this up.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 04:50 PM (/HX7u)

258 The press is going to realize that gotcha questions about abortion or religion won't work against Paul.

They will however, go after him about defense and Israel etc. Bet on it.

They can't trip him on dumb ass Akin questions but they will try to expose him as his father's son.

And right on cue many in the party and on this site will attack him and say "See, I told you so." And that will be his downfall.

I'm a Cruz missile for now but I would consider Paul if he survives. We'll see.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 08, 2015 04:50 PM (X+nFp)

259 Can candidates also please resist responding to questions on abortion, trannies, gay marriage, global warming, creationism, George Zimmerman/et al bullshit, public transportation, green energy, or any other fuckstickery? I'm voting for President, not a member of the Galactic Council of Busybody Assholes who Don't Understand What Government Does - challenge the premise and stuff a buttplug in these lines of questioning!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at April 08, 2015 04:50 PM (TKuBd)

260 Democrats are pouncing both on Paul's comments on abortion and his treatment of female reporters.


Did he call one 'sweetie?'



Sugartits.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:51 PM (OWMIH)

261 It's not a surprise that Rand had a ready answer for this question given that his father Ron specialized in obstetrics and gynecology.

Posted by: Speller at April 08, 2015 04:51 PM (PsEVn)

262 247
Another question for Dems: If the national debt doesn't matter, why do we collect federal taxes?

To penalize the successful.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 04:48 PM (oVJmc)


But this is irrelevant if the national debt doesn't matter. Just give the unsuccessful all the money they need. Why do you want to punish someone needlessly if you don't have to? Are you cruel or greedy or both? Answer please, Debbie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:51 PM (St6BJ)

263 Carly Fiorina? She makes sense, so forget it.

Posted by: CA voters at April 08, 2015 04:51 PM (wAQA5)

264 they will try to expose him as his father's son.

And right on cue many in the party and on this site will attack him and say "See, I told you so."


And we will be justified in doing so if it happens.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 04:52 PM (659DL)

265 The only thing Paul shouldve done differently is to name Cankles instead of DWS. DWS isn't running for president and Cankles is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:52 PM (F2IAQ)

266
I am also enjoying the Carly Fiorina show as she dances around kicking
the crap out of environmentalists and other assorted nut-jobs in Cali
and the Obama admin for their net rules and She who must not be called
by her first name.


Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2015 04:46 PM (bAGA/)

Apparently it takes a gallon of water to clean one almond for sale/consumption. Not one pound of almonds, ONE almond. And guess what is now uber popular thanks to almond milk and flour for special diets? Special snowflake diets cost money and water. Anyone willing to point this kind of stuff out to the face of environmentalists is my hero.(And I say this as someone who think the almond/coconut blend of milk is the best thing evar. But facts be facts.)

Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (yRwC8)

267 Can candidates also please resist responding to questions on abortion,
trannies, gay marriage, global warming, creationism, George Zimmerman/et
al bullshit, public transportation, green energy, or any other
fuckstickery?


I want them to talk about global warming and green energy...I want them to say they're not going to waste any more government money on that bullshit, and they're not going to let other countries tell us what kind of energy we can use.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (/kI1Q)

268
160 Wait a second...
Trannies want to have abortions? So, men are trying to become women, and if they could, have babies... so they can abort them?

Am I getting this right?

Posted by: Percopius at April 08, 2015 04:34 PM (wZiKk)

=======================

Correct.

Posted by: Mrs. Garrison at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (xkSSa)

269 251 237,

*wipes screen*

You're on a roll today, J.J.

Cream covered tootsie rolls, Alabama Hot Pockets...

Good thing I'm not hungry at the moment.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:49 PM (OsWis)


Hey, I've been on Tagamet and no coffee or booze for a week. AND it's Passover. If I suffer, you're all going down with me!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (St6BJ)

270 Wait a second...

If men can get pregnant, doesn't that melt the pro-choice argument that men aren't qualified to express opposition to abortion because they can't get pregnant?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (xN1DB)

271 251 237,

*wipes screen*

You're on a roll today, J.J.

Cream covered tootsie rolls, Alabama Hot Pockets...

Good thing I'm not hungry at the moment.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:49 PM (OsWis)

I was until a few minutes ago...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (mx5oN)

272 Huh. Rand just rose a few points in my estimation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (JO9+V)

273 What's really risible about this, Ace, is the way it's being spun in the press. I work for a newspaper, and the AP wire is currently running stories characterizing this as an attempt to by Paul to dodge the question in order to avoid offending pro-lifers.


-----

Why? And why is this the perfect response? For the most part, most republican politicians can answer abortion questions just fine - when they actually engage. But every so often, you get an Akin answer. And there will be more who answer like him in the future.

Its way to early to tell whether this is a good way to respond or not.

I just like that he is engaging on the issue - even if in a passive way here.

It is simply not an issue the GOP should run from. If we don't have majority support, the abortion issue is moving in the GOP's favor in that its support is lessening or weakening in this country. We are not the extreme party on this issue.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 04:54 PM (gmeXX)

274 Last time Cankles ran she said abortion should be "legal, safe, and rare."
She hasn't officially evolved on that yet.
Rand was right to pick Crazy Debbie.

Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 04:54 PM (cbfNE)

275 @265 - nah, I think he hit the nail on the head. Hillary's never had to vote on an abortion bill, DWS has. DWS is the party mouthpiece and this is a Dem-party-wide problem, it's not one candidate.

You could say it's punching down, but he picked a deserving target.

Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2015 04:54 PM (o+SC1)

276 balls! do you speak it motherfucker

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 04:54 PM (XYKz+)

277 Considering that some R politicians appear to read ASHQ , Ace, maybe you could do a post on what another poster called the "cheat sheet". What questions will most likely come up and how best to respond by turning it back on them.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (DXzRD)

278 Apparently it takes a gallon of water to clean one almond for sale/consumption.

"Not if the almond is organic."

Some nitwit has/will say this in response.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (659DL)

279
I'm voting for President, not a member of the Galactic Council of Busybody Assholes who Don't Understand What Government Does
........................................
I don't know. SEIU supports the GCOBAWDUWGD.

Posted by: CA voters at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (wAQA5)

280 If men can get pregnant, doesn't that melt the pro-choice argument that
men aren't qualified to express opposition to abortion because they
can't get pregnant?


*blink* I like it.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (/kI1Q)

281 I want them to talk about global warming and green energy...I want them to say they're not going to waste any more government money on that bullshit, and they're not going to let other countries tell us what kind of energy we can use.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (/kI1Q

You mean bring up the 8 million dollars worth of solar panels never used at that VA Hospital? The panels being destroyed to put up a parking lot. F*ck you Joni Mitchell

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (F2IAQ)

282 Hector is proof that sometimes what sefton disturbingly described upthread can result in a life form. A very damaged abomination of a life form but one nonetheless.

Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (z/Ubi)

283 None of you seem to be able to find in the bible where abortion is murder or a fetus is the same thing as a live baby. Reason because in chronicles it says different!

Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (eeweY)

284 278 Apparently it takes a gallon of water to clean one almond for sale/consumption.

"Not if the almond is organic."

Some nitwit has/will say this in response.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (659DL)

Then it takes two gallons to wash all the shit off.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (mx5oN)

285 272 Huh. Rand just rose a few points in my estimation.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (JO9+V)

The caveats are his batshit nutso dad, his support of McCocksickle and his tacit support of Amnesty.

Yes, this is a great thing in slapping at the MFM, but lets not lose sight of the bigger picture. But for now, it is fun to see the propagandists squirm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (St6BJ)

286 272 Huh. Rand just rose a few points in my estimation.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (JO9+V)

The caveats are his batshit nutso dad, his support of McCocksickle and his tacit support of Amnesty.

Yes, this is a great thing in slapping at the MFM, but lets not lose sight of the bigger picture. But for now, it is fun to see the propagandists squirm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (St6BJ)

287 No, I think we're talking about women becoming men so they can have sex with real homosexual men and then abort their butt-man-babies.
Posted by: Fritz at April 08, 2015 04:47 PM (ty633)


*Scanners scene*

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (vgIRn)

288 Good news for Hecturd:

Terminally ill man to undergo world's first head transplant...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 04:56 PM (Yp6Vn)

289 Wait a second...
If men can get pregnant, doesn't that melt the pro-choice argument that men aren't qualified to express opposition to abortion because they can't get pregnant?


Genius!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:56 PM (OWMIH)

290 >>If men can get pregnant, doesn't that melt the pro-choice argument that
men aren't qualified to express opposition to abortion because they
can't get pregnant?

Not men, transmen, as in biologically female person who claim to be men but have retained their ladybits. ANd yes, it makes no sens to be a man AND still get pregnant, but Thomas Beatie had two kids and the MSM thought it was totes cool.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 04:56 PM (2TN4k)

291 Carly Fiorina? She makes sense, so forget it.

Posted by: CA voters at April 08, 2015 04:51 PM



Screw you people with your teensy Senator Ma'am. You had your chance. I'm going BIG TIME.

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at April 08, 2015 04:56 PM (bAGA/)

292
Cat feeding time at the Chez.

BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:56 PM (St6BJ)

293
And we will be justified in doing so if it happens.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 04:52 PM (659DL)

I'm not disputing that Circa.

I am saying that once the wailing and gnashing of teeth is finished and every conservative has been burned to the ground we'll have good Ol' Jeb left to save us.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 08, 2015 04:56 PM (X+nFp)

294 All the R candidates should pitch in together for a studio/sound stage to do interviews from. Then wire it up with hidden video and mikes like Bar Rescue to record the press during the setup and down time before and after. Keep it all secret until just befor elecion day then start driping out all he nastiness you know the press would be saying. Yeah I know this plan wont happen but I still like the idea of it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 08, 2015 04:56 PM (wrS2o)

295
Hey, I've been on Tagamet and no coffee or booze for a week. AND it's Passover. If I suffer, you're all going down with me!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 04:53 PM (St6BJ)

Well pass the unleavened bread

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:57 PM (F2IAQ)

296 Thank you, BackwardsBoy. You may have a Reese's Cup.


Posted by: alexthechick - From the corner of Chocolate and Peanut Butter at April 08, 2015 04:38 PM (mf5HN)

#EupehmismAlert
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2015 04:39 PM (V+kmg)


Two great tastes that taste great together.

Posted by: alexthechick - From the corner of Chocolate and Peanut Butter at April 08, 2015 04:57 PM (mf5HN)

297 >>>If men can get pregnant, doesn't that melt the pro-choice argument that
men aren't qualified to express opposition to abortion because they
can't get pregnant?<<<

Get the government out of our Man-Wombs!

Posted by: Fritz at April 08, 2015 04:57 PM (ty633)

298
"The only thing Paul shouldve done differently is to name Cankles instead of DWS. DWS isn't running for president and Cankles is."


That was origanally my thought, but I now think he was right to mention DWS. Hillary will never allow the question to be asked of her and DWS can't help herself if she is asked. Anytime Republicans can make DWS the national face of Dems, they should do it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 08, 2015 04:57 PM (OD2ni)

299 The GOP has lots of candidates who can talk reasonably about the abortion issue. I'd be confident in Cruz and Paul discussing the issue with reporters - even Jeb.

The GOP's problem has been when people who are not equipped to talk about it say things. Mitt didn't even engage on it - and frankly I have no clue how he really felt on the issue.

I hope we see more of this merely because I think this is an issue we should engage on. If the dems want to make an election about killing unborn babies - let's give it to them.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 04:58 PM (gmeXX)

300 11 You do know that Rand is pro-life, right moo moo?

Just checking since I don't want you to get too excited and think that your Kill All The Babies stance has been mainstreamed.
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 04:09 PM (MYCIw)

_____________

I don't really care about abortion as an issue in and of itself. I do care about it when the Todd Akins of the world get on their soapbox about it. I'd prefer a pro-choice prezzie, but if my choice is communist pro-choice vs capitlist pro-life, it's a no brainer.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 08, 2015 04:59 PM (DMIBD)

301 All the R candidates should pitch in together for a studio/sound stage to do interviews from. Then wire it up with hidden video and mikes like Bar Rescue to record the press during the setup and down time before and after. Keep it all secret until just befor elecion day then start driping out all he nastiness you know the press would be saying. Yeah I know this plan wont happen but I still like the idea of it.

Didn't something like that happen when Mitt gave a presser about some Mideast crisis during the '012 campaign?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:59 PM (0HooB)

302 hey hector, you dipshit, ever heard of Psalms 139:13-16?

"For you formed my inward parts; you knitted me together in my mother's womb. I praise you, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Wonderful are your works; my soul knows it very well. My frame was not hidden from you, when I was being made in secret, intricately woven in the depths of the earth. Your eyes saw my unformed substance; in your book were written, every one of them, the days that were formed for me, when as yet there was none of them."

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 05:00 PM (OsWis)

303 That was origanally my thought, but I now think he was right to mention DWS. Hillary will never allow the question to be asked of her and DWS can't help herself if she is asked. Anytime Republicans can make DWS the national face of Dems, they should do it.

-----

Good point. HRC would have remained silent. DWS has already spoken.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:00 PM (gmeXX)

304 If men can get pregnant, doesn't that melt the pro-choice argument that
men aren't qualified to express opposition to abortion because they
can't get pregnant?

*blink* I like it.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 04:55 PM (/kI1Q)


Me too. They aren't going to like it when the same rules are applied to them.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 08, 2015 05:01 PM (b65cm)

305 we'll have good Ol' Jeb left to save us

Things upon which I am willing to wager a substantial sum of U.S. dollars before they are inflated away.

He will not be the Republican nominee.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 05:01 PM (659DL)

306 289 Wait a second...
If men can get pregnant, doesn't that melt the pro-choice argument that men aren't qualified to express opposition to abortion because they can't get pregnant?


Genius!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:56 PM (OWMIH)


Since this is now... Gender Wars... as declared by the FemiNazis...

Half of the abortions, are Male... thus, Men DO get to comment.... damn it...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 05:01 PM (qh617)

307 He went after who!?!?! OMG. Eleventy 1!11!1!1

Lindberg, Patton, Nixon and Paul walk into a bar.

Posted by: A guy at April 08, 2015 05:01 PM (YvQzt)

308 I found it interesting that the poll found the "kill all the babies" position to be a tiny minority, almost nonexistent, showing just how out of step the prog leaders and shrieking feminist harpies are.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 05:01 PM (mx5oN)

309 Well pass the unleavened bread
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



Tortillas?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 05:02 PM (OWMIH)

310 I'd prefer a pro-choice prezzie, but if my choice is communist pro-choice vs capitlist pro-life, it's a no brainer.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 08, 2015 04:59 PM (DMIBD)

The one who raises the gas tax and behaves like Bill Clinton?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 05:02 PM (F2IAQ)

311 I do care about it when the Todd Akins of the world get on their soapbox about it.

-----

There will be more Todd Akins for the GOP.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:02 PM (gmeXX)

312 >>I found it interesting that the poll found the "kill all the babies"
position to be a tiny minority, almost nonexistent, showing just how out
of step the prog leaders and shrieking feminist harpies are.

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Wendy Davis at April 08, 2015 05:02 PM (2TN4k)

313 Thank you, BackwardsBoy. You may have a Reese's Cup.

Oh no, thank you, my Queen. They're my favorite, especially the dark chocolate ones.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 05:02 PM (0HooB)

314 >>Last time Cankles ran

Objection. Cankles doesn't run, she waddles.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 05:03 PM (g1DWB)

315 When you tiptoe, or walk a tightrope, you are off balance. Easy to knock down.

Rand Paul and Carly Fiorina get that. Reagan did too, and for the life of me I can't understand why more candidates don't emulate him. Maybe they are just too dumb to think of it.

Posted by: PJ at April 08, 2015 05:03 PM (cHuNI)

316 Paul haters hardest hit. women and minorities get a break today.

Posted by: X at April 08, 2015 05:03 PM (n5fTN)

317 Suppressed Flasher,
I don't know where you live but if your wife's roses are growing now, tell her to give them a handful of Epsom salts once a month to early August & water in. In a week or two, there will be new, probably red, growth coming up from below soil level.
I snap top off at 8-10 inches depending on size of Rose.
Magnesium is lacking in most soils & it makes them grow new canes!

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 05:03 PM (sj3Ax)

318 #FanGirling

Posted by: some guy at April 08, 2015 05:05 PM (q177U)

319 Let me at 'im! MOO! Let me at 'im!

Posted by: Candy Crowley, in the bullpen at April 08, 2015 05:05 PM (wAQA5)

320 But this is what I want to see at the first presidential debate - I want the GOP nominee to look the Dem nominee in the eye and ask them "Why do you want to kill a baby that is one week from being born." Then wait for an answer. When it doesn't come - ask again "Why do you want to kill a baby that is one week from being born - simple question."

Just wait until you get an answer.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:05 PM (gmeXX)

321 Blah! Derp derp!

Posted by: Z at April 08, 2015 05:06 PM (d2fbW)

322 SH, or in Obama's case after they're born.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 05:06 PM (MYCIw)

323 Well, the Bible isn't very specific about abortion itself. There are some references to God knowing us in the womb, etc.

No, the real reason why abortion is such a hot issue now is scientific. When else would life begin?

And if you can kill a living human being at that stage, why not at any time? Why not a journalist?

Don't you science, bro?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 08, 2015 05:06 PM (b65cm)

324
>>Last time Cankles ran
1975?

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2015 05:07 PM (wAQA5)

325 Objection. Cankles doesn't run, she waddles.

To be accurate, the Weyland Yutani Powered Exoskeleton does most of the work.

Posted by: Weyland Yutani Spokesandroid at April 08, 2015 05:07 PM (9Z8lH)

326 317 I will try that too, Carol. I have some neglected roses I hope to rescue.
When is the best time to move roses? Two are in bad spots (shady)

Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 05:07 PM (EQ5qk)

327 Better yet - hold up a picture of a baby born at 20 weeks - and just say - you are ok with killing this child. Let it sink in.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:07 PM (gmeXX)

328 this is probably the best answer since Reagan mansplained whose microphone it was.

Posted by: X at April 08, 2015 05:08 PM (n5fTN)

329 He will not be the Republican nominee.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 05:01 PM (659DL)


If we are very lucky, though, he'll do some real good.

Rand Paul is a dangerous weapon. More this. Less pandering to the criminal class.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 08, 2015 05:08 PM (b65cm)

330 #302 that doesn't say abortion is murder or fetus is a live baby bad luck try again. Also cutting back on welfare encourages abortions so does harassment of women on it so your anti-welfare encourages abortions!

Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 05:08 PM (eeweY)

331 >>Last time Cankles ran

Objection. Cankles doesn't run, she waddles.



Actually, she runs a little. That's why we use a plastic sheet.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Weiner at April 08, 2015 05:09 PM (8ZskC)

332 >>And if you can kill a living human being at that stage, why not at any time? Why not a journalist?



Don't you science, bro?


Exactly.
Who decides which life has value and whether or not it's OK to extinguish it?
Abortion leads to things like the Groningen Protocol, Liverpool Care Pathway, and even T4 program.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 05:09 PM (2TN4k)

333 And if you can kill a living human being at that stage, why not at any time? Why not a journalist?

--

I feel an urge to turn pro-choice ...

Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 05:09 PM (EQ5qk)

334 The HQ deserves a better class of troll.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 05:09 PM (mx5oN)

335 Seriously Ace? An abortion post?

Why are you trying to force your religion down our throats?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 08, 2015 05:09 PM (YYJjz)

336 314
>>Last time Cankles ran



Objection. Cankles doesn't run, she waddles.

Posted by: JackStraw


Objection to the objection. She gets around by oozing pseudopods like an amoeba.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:10 PM (LAe3v)

337 The one who raises the gas tax and behaves like Bill Clinton?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 05:02 PM (F2IAQ)


---------------------------------------------


It's Mooboy. He doesn't care about anyone's life but his own.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 05:10 PM (/HX7u)

338 Last time Cankles ran

Objection. Cankles doesn't run, she waddles.

Actually, she runs a little. That's why we use a plastic sheet.


Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 05:10 PM (OWMIH)

339 Ay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay! Arriba!

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at April 08, 2015 05:10 PM (8ZskC)

340 Planned Parenthood is doing all the encouraging, along with fucksticks like yourself.

Damn, your mom should have swallowed you.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 05:10 PM (OsWis)

341 One reason why Rand doesn't scare me as much as others is because I am confident he is pro-life.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:11 PM (gmeXX)

342 335 Seriously Ace? An abortion post?

Why are you trying to force your religion down our throats?
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 08, 2015 05:09 PM (YYJjz)

Either you're kidding or you totally missed the point.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 05:11 PM (mx5oN)

343 333 And if you can kill a living human being at that stage, why not at any time? Why not a journalist?

--

I feel an urge to turn pro-choice ...

Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 05:09 PM (EQ5qk)


My favorite is still...

How can the Left be in FAVOR of late term abortions...

Yet totally against the Death Penalty?

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 05:11 PM (qh617)

344 >>Objection. Cankles doesn't run, she waddles.

And squeaks like the organist in "16 Candles"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 05:11 PM (2TN4k)

345 Think you screwed up the update, Ace. Unless you reeeeeally wanted us to see Lachlan's tweet.

Posted by: TenthJustice at April 08, 2015 05:11 PM (0O9nI)

346 >>>>>Since this is now... Gender Wars... as declared by the FemiNazis...

Half of the abortions, are Male... thus, Men DO get to comment.... damn it...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 05:01 PM (qh617)

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I don't remember the exact percentages, but less than half of abortions are male babies, since sex-selection abortions are more likely to abort female babies.

Posted by: Mindy in the land of unvaccinated kindergarteners at April 08, 2015 05:12 PM (ncfqH)

347 @votermom,
I am going to have to find out how to move roses because some of my favorites are no longer available & we plan to leave Massachusetts for preferably Texas.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 05:12 PM (sj3Ax)

348 The one who raises the gas tax and behaves like Bill Clinton?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 05:02 PM (F2IAQ)

_________

If by "behaves like Bill Clinton" you mean signs 2 tax cut bills and welfare bill then yes.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 08, 2015 05:12 PM (DMIBD)

349 Better yet - hold up a picture of a baby born at 20 weeks - and just say - you are ok with killing this child. Let it sink in.
Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:07 PM (gmeXX)


--------------------------------------------


Already been done. It didn't work. Leftists have no souls.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 05:13 PM (/HX7u)

350 >>How can the Left be in FAVOR of late term abortions...



Yet totally against the Death Penalty?


And for the delta smelt but not endangered birds killed by windmills.
It's all situational; they never are held to account for inconsistency amongst their various views.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 05:13 PM (2TN4k)

351 From the sidebar: Marie Harf just might be the perfect bimbot, but she needs to flash more cleavage.

Posted by: Fritz at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (ty633)

352 We're under a tornado warming. I'm in the basement with the dogs and my husband is getting the beer out of the fridge in the kitchen to bring down.

:eyeroll:

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (v0/PR)

353 I'm an Obama kind of guy.

Posted by: Poo! Poo! at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (d2fbW)

354 Already been done. It didn't work. Leftists have no souls.

----

I must have missed that when it was done at a Presidential debate.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (gmeXX)

355 >>I don't remember the exact percentages, but less than half of abortions
are male babies, since sex-selection abortions are more likely to abort
female babies.


Yep, and the president of the UK's largest abortion provider has said she is A-OK with sex selective abortions.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (2TN4k)

356 "Leftists have no souls."

Also, no understanding of 9th grade biology. Hotair had a post today about a poll that showed only 52% of the population believe that life begins at conception.

That kind of stupid can't be fixed.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (MYCIw)

357


"quivering pale pencil-necked genderfuck Child Priests and fat neckbearded blflexual thoughtnarcs"

+

Paul' nukestrike MSM answer

=

First erection since 2008.


TMI?

Posted by: A. Moron at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (S8aM1)

358 Already been done. It didn't work. Leftists have no souls.


A clump of cells can have fingers and toes, you know. Just sayin.'

Posted by: Debbie Wassermouth-Shithead at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (8ZskC)

359 OT

was the ethics attorney of the irs just fired and disbarred for ethics violations?

Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (dHgeK)

360
For most of my life, I never thought about the abortion issue and truth be told, at one point thought it should be legal.

BUT, as I have gotten older and perhaps a bit wiser I am now to the point of anti-abortion because I do think that social issues are at the backbone and nature of not only society but of our existence as free and independent individuals, whose identity comes from G-d and G-d alone.

This is why I don't dismiss values voters, because values are at the heart of America. It all comes from that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:15 PM (St6BJ)

361 Carol, I'm sure it can be done. I bet they will love Texas weather!

Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 05:15 PM (RrsKE)

362 We're under a tornado warming. I'm in the basement with the dogs and my
husband is getting the beer out of the fridge in the kitchen to bring
down.


Save the beer!


Seriously, good luck.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 05:15 PM (/kI1Q)

363 Already been done. It didn't work. Leftists have no souls.

----

I must have missed that when it was done at a Presidential debate.

----

Beside the appeal isn't to leftist - its an appeal to reason, an appeal to independents, and a signal to the base.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:15 PM (gmeXX)

364 "my husband is getting the beer out of the fridge in the kitchen to bring down."


A mans' gotta have his priorities.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 05:15 PM (LA7Cm)

365 We're under a tornado warming. I'm in the basement with the dogs and my husband is getting the beer out of the fridge in the kitchen to bring down.

:eyeroll:
Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (v0/PR)



SEE? IT'S GLOBAL WARMING!!!!

Hope you don't get asthma or become a hooker!

Posted by: Algore at April 08, 2015 05:16 PM (8ZskC)

366 358 A clump of cells can have fingers and toes, you know. Just sayin.'
Posted by: Debbie Wassermouth-Shithead at April 08, 2015 05:14 PM (8ZskC)


That's a bad word for you to use - "clump."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:16 PM (St6BJ)

367 Capuano & Lynch both MA congressmen both called for Pelosi to be removed as Minority leader. Howie Carr just mentioned it.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 05:16 PM (sj3Ax)

368 365 SEE? IT'S GLOBAL WARMING!!!!

Hope you don't get asthma or become a hooker!
Posted by: Algore at April 08, 2015 05:16 PM (8ZskC)

Or burdened with a clump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:17 PM (St6BJ)

369 Hope the tornado is nowhere near you, Tami!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 05:17 PM (2TN4k)

370
349 Better yet - hold up a picture of a baby born at 20 weeks - and just say - you are ok with killing this child. Let it sink in.
Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:07 PM (gmeXX)

--------------------------------------------

Already been done. It didn't work. Leftists have no souls.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 05:13 PM (/HX7u)

=========================================
Yep. Just look up "truth truck"

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 08, 2015 05:17 PM (xkSSa)

371
We're under a tornado warming.
...................
Global warming. Careful you don't catch asthma.

Posted by: Dr. Hussein - your Meteorolgist-In-Chief!!! at April 08, 2015 05:17 PM (wAQA5)

372 367 Capuano & Lynch both MA congressmen both called for Pelosi to be removed as Minority leader. Howie Carr just mentioned it.
Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 05:16 PM (sj3Ax)

Little late aren't they?

Posted by: Golfman at April 08, 2015 05:17 PM (48QDY)

373 367 Capuano & Lynch both MA congressmen both called for Pelosi to be removed as Minority leader. Howie Carr just mentioned it.
Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 05:16 PM (sj3Ax)


Preferably removed from the planet, but hey. It be what it be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:17 PM (St6BJ)

374 'Bout fucking time a Republican answered the question this way. Doubt Rand can win, but this was definitely a good moment for him.

Posted by: thirteen28 at April 08, 2015 05:18 PM (ILfVM)

375 We're under a tornado warming. I'm in the basement with the dogs and my husband is getting the beer out of the fridge in the kitchen to bring down.



Priorities.
Wife safe?
Dogs safe?
Get the beer!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 05:18 PM (OWMIH)

376 How can the Left be in FAVOR of late term abortions...

Yet totally against the Death Penalty?

Because they don't think it's a human being. I've had leftists tell me seriously that's it's not a human being or a baby until it comes through the birth canal -to which my response is "What is it, then- A cabbage?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 05:18 PM (DXzRD)

377 So which one of you morons ran the ninja warrior course naked?

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 05:19 PM (MYCIw)

378 Disagree on policy all you want, one quality that is indispensable in a
candidate is the ability to be confrontational with the media, because
they *are* the enemy. Newt could do it, but he had way too much baggage
as a candidate.


I think the roles are separable. The serious presidential candidate can be "above the fray" most, if not all, of the time, as long as there's a hit man to do the dirty work. Bob Dole was supposed to do that for Ford. Dan Quayle did NOT do that for Bush.

It might be okay for the big man to pimp-slap a reporter early on, but only to establish that this is someone with whom one does not f***, and then not again. Eisenhower understood this.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:19 PM (LAe3v)

379 Priorities.
Wife safe?
Dogs safe?
Get the beer!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 05:18 PM (OWMIH)



I was gonna say, I think he's a wise man.

Posted by: alexthechick - From the corner of Chocolate and Peanut Butter at April 08, 2015 05:19 PM (mf5HN)

380 Where you at, Tami?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 05:19 PM (LA7Cm)

381 Wisconsin- where any law or Constitutional Amendment passed gets sued by a Madison area judge. http://fox11online.com/2015/04/08/supreme-court-chief-justice-sues-over-amendment/

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 08, 2015 05:20 PM (CXdLL)

382 SE Mo...about 1 hour south of St. Louis.

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2015 05:20 PM (v0/PR)

383 Because they don't think it's a human being. I've had leftists tell me seriously that's it's not a human being or a baby until it comes through the birth canal -to which my response is "What is it, then- A cabbage?"

-----

That is such an extreme minority position - yet it is those people who drive the debate. I think a huge majority of the country knows that life begins at conception. That doesn't mean they are pro-life - but it does mean the foundation is there.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:21 PM (gmeXX)

384 Life begins at conception ;but not a baby human being and the bible tells you in chronicles! If a conservative legislature passes a law saying the sun revolves around the the earth that doesn't make so!

Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 05:21 PM (eeweY)

385 381 Wisconsin- where any law or Constitutional Amendment passed gets sued by a Madison area judge. http://fox11online.com/2015/04/08/supreme-court-chief-justice-sues-over-amendment/
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 08, 2015 05:20 PM (CXdLL)


Dissolve the State Courts in Wisconsin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:22 PM (St6BJ)

386 "166
You know vaccines are like the holocaust?

Posted by: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at April 08, 2015 04:33 PM (ttJ2z)



So are Kennedys

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (V+kmg)"

What became of that girl who was paralyzed by Robert Kennedy Jr back when he was a teenager? If she is alive she is probably in her 60s.


Maybe some enterprising journalist could interview her about how she feels about being a quadriplegic for the last 40 years because of Kennedy driving skilz.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 08, 2015 05:22 PM (KDbAT)

387 How can the Left be in FAVOR of late term abortions...
Yet totally against the Death Penalty? Because they don't think it's a human being. I've had leftists tell me seriously that's it's not a human being or a baby until it comes through the birth canal


What about C-sections? Are they not human because they didn't come down the birth canal?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 05:22 PM (OWMIH)

388 Capuano & Lynch both MA congressmen both called for Pelosi to be removed as Minority leader. Howie Carr just mentioned it.

If they can get Pelosi knocked down but Bean-Boy can survive challenge after challenge, the House GOP should just resign en masse.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 08, 2015 05:22 PM (DT3rQ)

389 381 Wisconsin- where any law or Constitutional Amendment passed gets sued by a Madison area judge. http://fox11online.com/2015/04/08/supreme-court-chief-justice-sues-over-amendment/
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 08, 2015 05:20 PM (CXdLL

She's a cold heartless bitch. May she rot in ...............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 05:22 PM (F2IAQ)

390 "SE Mo...about 1 hour south of St. Louis."



Well there is darn sure a great big purple/red splotch above your head.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 05:22 PM (LA7Cm)

391 Congrats, Hector. That's the most idiotic thing you've ever said.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 05:23 PM (MYCIw)

392 >>Because they don't think it's a human being. I've had leftists tell me
seriously that's it's not a human being or a baby until it comes
through the birth canal -to which my response is "What is it, then- A
cabbage?"

Think it was Jonah Goldberg who commented that the difference between a
baby and a fetus in popular culture rests solely on whether the mother
wants it or not.

Would like to know if they think the crime we had here recently, where a woman cut the baby out of a woman who was in the 8th month of her pregnancy, was murder.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 05:23 PM (2TN4k)

393 Saying a prayer for you, Tami.

Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 05:23 PM (rG4hQ)

394 389 She's a cold heartless bitch. May she rot in ...............
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 05:22 PM (F2IAQ)

. . . a Democrat-controlled slum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:23 PM (St6BJ)

395
@384 Life begins at conception ;but not a baby human being and the bible tells you in chronicles! If a conservative legislature passes a law saying the sun revolves around the the earth that doesn't make so!

Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 05:21 PM (eeweY)

============================================

??? What kind of baby is it? A baby toad? Maybe in your case.
We really do deserve a better class of troll. This is pathetic.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 08, 2015 05:23 PM (xkSSa)

396 SE Mo...about 1 hour south of St. Louis.

It it wrong of me to hope it detours to Fergudishu?

It's not like it can do any more damage than they already self-inflicted...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 08, 2015 05:24 PM (DT3rQ)

397 383 it is a fetus at best a pre human being and the first tri mester is not the same thing as a 9 month old fetus though you try to pretend that is! Where are the bible thumpers? chronicles got you stumped?

Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 05:25 PM (eeweY)

398 Well there is darn sure a great big purple/red splotch above your head.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 05:22 PM (LA7Cm)


Why yes, yes there is. Not to worry though....we got beer!

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2015 05:25 PM (v0/PR)

399 Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 05:22 PM (OWMIH)

I think the idea for some of them is that it's a baby when it's wanted and is born. Otherwise no.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 05:26 PM (DXzRD)

400 Hector, bro, put the bong down. Sometimes enough is enough.

Posted by: Reason at April 08, 2015 05:26 PM (e0gbP)

401 Posted by: Paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 05:21 PM (eeweY)

Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 05:26 PM (oVJmc)

402 351
From the sidebar: Marie Harf just might be the perfect bimbot, but she needs to flash more cleavage.


Damn, she just keeps deploying the fully operational snarkstar. It is apparently her only weapon. The reporter, to his credit, politely tells her to get f***ed.

"Really, you don't think it was nuanced?" Is this a presidential administration spokesman or an episode of Friends?

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

403 Thanks votermom!

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2015 05:27 PM (v0/PR)

404 "376
How can the Left be in FAVOR of late term abortions...



Yet totally against the Death Penalty?



Because they don't think it's a human being. I've had leftists tell
me seriously that's it's not a human being or a baby until it comes
through the birth canal -to which my response is "What is it, then- A
cabbage?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 05:18 PM (DXzRD)"

Not human even though they have human form eh? So sort of like gingers?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 08, 2015 05:27 PM (KDbAT)

405 Prayers for the MO and other 'rons and 'ettes under Tornado watch and warnings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 05:27 PM (DXzRD)

406 Rand Paul shoulda just said

WHO BITCH THIS IS?

Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2015 05:27 PM (kGsA2)

407 I see someone mentioned C sections. This is a subject that I think needs to be brought to discussion. I seek answers to some questions namely when did C-sections come into practice and why does this procedure make up a large percentage of modern child bearing technique's

Posted by: Regular guy formerly Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 05:28 PM (XYKz+)

408 . . . a Democrat-controlled slum.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:23 PM (St6BJ

Golf clap Sir!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 05:28 PM (F2IAQ)

409 402 . . .Is this a presidential administration spokesman or an episode of Friends?
Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

More like "Fiends."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:28 PM (St6BJ)

410 There are 3 "genders" and 2 "sexes"...look it up.

Posted by: ForThemWhatCare at April 08, 2015 05:28 PM (aQceG)

411 Oh, and ffs, Chronicles doesn't say anything about abortion. You're thinking of (and misrepresenting) Exodus.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 05:28 PM (MYCIw)

412 406
Rand Paul shoulda just said



WHO BITCH THIS IS?


Sometimes you have to wait to the bitter end of a thread for the good stuff.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:28 PM (LAe3v)

413 408 . . . a Democrat-controlled slum.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:23 PM (St6BJ

Golf clap Sir!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 05:28 PM (F2IAQ)


Sorry for the redundancy, though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:29 PM (St6BJ)

414 Brother Cavil,
I don't know why or what Pelosi did to want them to have her removed?
Local radio show host mentioned it.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 05:29 PM (sj3Ax)

415 Rut...roh...hail is pummeling the house.

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2015 05:29 PM (v0/PR)

416 Harf should give press conferences while working out with a ShakeWeight. And gradually let her hair down and take off her glasses. Like maybe after 30 or 45 seconds. Press conferences can end after maybe 60-90 seconds, unless I take a while to get going...

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at April 08, 2015 05:29 PM (TKuBd)

417 Who cares about abortions anyway? We need to end the despicable practice of obstetricians assigning gender at birth, where it might end up indelibly on a birth certificate. Give the child a few years to decide for herself what her gender is.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 08, 2015 05:31 PM (xkSSa)

418
TV is amazing.

Because of TV, the walking-machines business is profitable. Walking machines are machines that you stand on and walk.

Are you fat?

Great news! Because they invented a special machine for you. All you have to do is stand on it and, get this, walk.

These walking machines are, well, magic.

I know what you're thinking -- Hey, TV, I can walk wherevethefuck. Wrong! Well, right. But with these walking machines, you can walk, get this, in place in one room. You can watch TV while you lose fat!!

Regular walking can't do shit. BUY THIS MACHINE NOW.



(See how stupid People are?)

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 08, 2015 05:31 PM (S3iR1)

419 Harf should give press conferences while working out with a ShakeWeight.
And gradually let her hair down and take off her glasses. Like maybe
after 30 or 45 seconds. Press conferences can end after maybe 60-90
seconds


Sure, rub it in our faces.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:31 PM (LAe3v)

420 Brother Cavil,
I don't know why or what Pelosi did to want them to have her removed?



She lost the house, Reid lost the senate.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 05:32 PM (OWMIH)

421 And for those curious, pro-aborts like to point to Exodus 21:22 as "proof" that God doesn't view preborn children as alive. The problem is that they completely misread the verse. What is being said is that if a woman is caused to have her baby early, but no further harm is done, the assailant pays a fine. However, if the baby or woman is killed or maimed, an eye for an eye applies.

So basically, the exact opposite of the pro-abortion claim that God is fine with causing a woman to miscarry.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 05:32 PM (MYCIw)

422 416 Harf should give press conferences while working out with a ShakeWeight. And gradually let her hair down and take off her glasses. Like maybe after 30 or 45 seconds. Press conferences can end after maybe 60-90 seconds, unless I take a while to get going...

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at April 08, 2015 05:29 PM (TKuBd)




and when she's finished here's cab fare...

Posted by: Regular guy formerly Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 05:33 PM (XYKz+)

423 @ 342 - "Either you're kidding or you totally missed the point."

I'm kidding.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 08, 2015 05:33 PM (YYJjz)

424 >>>We were sitting in the VFW drinking beers when he was doing his presser in Louisville and that very subject came up. Can he keep the family crazy out of his campaign? The vote was almost unanimously no.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

and yet you'll obliviously bitch and moan when you are blamed for the sins of the father.

Posted by: X at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (n5fTN)
.
.
.
.What the hell are you talking about?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 08, 2015 05:33 PM (HP6cv)

425 I don't know why or what Pelosi did to want them to have her removed?

Repeatedly losing seats to the biggest batch of political pussies in modern history immediately comes to mind.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 08, 2015 05:34 PM (DT3rQ)

426
UPDATE:

Wasserman-Sheiskopf responds at Weasel Zippers. Fails.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:35 PM (St6BJ)

427 this is getting too crazy up in here

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 08, 2015 05:35 PM (XYKz+)

428 423 @ 342 - "Either you're kidding or you totally missed the point."

I'm kidding.
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 08, 2015 05:33 PM (YYJjz)

Ok, I thought so but can't be too sure these days...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 05:35 PM (mx5oN)

429
Incidentally, recently there have been many AoS commenters mention their support for "homosexual rights" have waned greatly.

I wonder if the same is true, in light of the disgusting and ghoulish actions by the pro-abortionists, among the the pro-choice morons (and I mean both literally and figuratively, in this case) here.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 08, 2015 05:36 PM (S3iR1)

430 "Rut...roh...hail is pummeling the house."


Rats. We're thinking about ya'll.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 05:36 PM (LA7Cm)

431
In the last 2, or 5, or 10 years, have you changed your view on abortion?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 08, 2015 05:37 PM (S3iR1)

432 You are all misogynists!

Posted by: The DNC at April 08, 2015 05:37 PM (0Ew3K)

433 I think the idea for some of them is that it's a baby when it's wanted and is born. Otherwise no.

About a billion women who've had a miscarriage might disagree, but hey, they're not important like fymynysts or something.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 05:38 PM (/kI1Q)

434 So DWS refuses to answer and tries to throw in a little war on woman jab at the end. I especially love her idea of "individual liberty" begins and ends with murdering your own child.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 05:38 PM (MYCIw)

435
It's snowing here. Really big flakes. No accumulation.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 08, 2015 05:39 PM (S3iR1)

436 In a tornado watch. Storms firing up out west. Wasn't supposed to happen today.

Okay, now tell me about all that global warming 100 years from now.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 05:39 PM (/HX7u)

437 You are all misogynists!
Posted by: The DNC



I prefer male chauvinist pig, thank you.
It's what I grew up with.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 05:39 PM (OWMIH)

438 426
UPDATE:

Wasserman-Sheiskopf responds at Weasel Zippers. Fails.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:35 PM (St6BJ)

"Killing a 7 pound baby in the womb? Totes fine, if that's what the mother wants!"

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 05:39 PM (mx5oN)

439 431
In the last 2, or 5, or 10 years, have you changed your view on abortion?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 08, 2015 05:37 PM (S3iR1)


I was at the book signing for "Liberty and Tyranny" just over 3 years ago now and stood with a very nice guy. He was pro-life even in the case of rape or incest (a position I disagree on, though I am anti-abortion in almost all cases) and he argued his position so rationally and calmly and eloquently it was hard to fault him and in fact, I was nodding my head more than not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:39 PM (St6BJ)

440 I'll say this - if Rand keeps engaging on the pro-life issue - a lot of the pro-life base will gravitate to him. Its been a long time since someone has actually meaningfully engaged and fought for the pro-life position.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:39 PM (gmeXX)

441 In the last 2, or 5, or 10 years, have you changed your view on abortion?

-----

No - next question.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:40 PM (gmeXX)

442 Put the baby in the box.

http://tinyurl.com/mh84pek

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 05:40 PM (W5DcG)

443 We can't go outside and walk. We'll get asthma and become hookers.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 05:40 PM (DUPgJ)

444 Somebody ask Debbie why the woman and her doctor get to decide, but the baby doesn't even have a doctor.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

445 Wasserman-Sheiskopf responds at Weasel Zippers. Fails.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Given the weak hand she holds, about the best she could do was play the "keep the government out of my womb" card. I wonder if she'd agree to the same philosophy when it comes to my choices about, oh, health care? She completely passes on the main point, which is that it if you accept a fetus as a person, it's not all about you.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:41 PM (LAe3v)

446 O/T: Pentagon Moves More Communications Gear into CheyenneMountain:

"The Pentagon is beefing up its communications setup inside a hollowed-out section of Colorado's Rocky Mountains less than a decade after it had largely abandoned thesite.

The gear is being moved into Cheyenne Mountain to protect it from
electromagnetic pulses, said Adm. William Gortney, commander of U.S. Northern Command andNORAD."



Huh, wonder what's changed recently to decide to do this?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 05:41 PM (2TN4k)

447 ""Here's an answer," said Schultz. "I support letting women and their doctors make this decision without government getting involved. Period. End of story. Now your turn, Senator Paul. We know you want to allow government officials like yourself to make this decision for women -but do you stand by your opposition to any exceptions, even when it comes to rape, incest, or life of the mother? Or do we just have different definitions of 'personal liberty'? And I'd appreciate it if you could respond without 'shushing' me."

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 05:41 PM (MYCIw)

448 431
In the last 2, or 5, or 10 years, have you changed your view on abortion?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 08, 2015 05:37 PM (S3iR1)

Yes. It's become even more restrictive and I didn't exactly start at the liberal position.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 05:42 PM (mx5oN)

449
The one thing that always flusters leftists is I always start the debate with "okay, let's just agree here and now that whatever your position is, abortion is in fact murder. Or at the very least you are intentionally ending a life. Now, discuss why that is good."

Once I get them to admit that - and they do - then it's all downhill for them because they cannot justify for any reason whatsoever why they are in favor of killing a human being.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:42 PM (St6BJ)

450 And I'd appreciate it if you could respond without 'shushing' me."[i/]

Okay, how about f*** you, you oleaginous t***.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:43 PM (LAe3v)

451
"I see someone mentioned C sections. This is a subject that I think needs to be brought to discussion. I seek answers to some questions namely when did C-sections come into practice and why does this procedure make up a large percentage of modern child bearing technique's"


I am pretty sure C-Sections have been around for a long time. I believe Shakespeare wrote in MacBeth that McDuff was born by C-Section and that is why he could could kill MacBeth in spite of the promise of the witches.
As for why they are used so often, I can only speak from personal experience.My wife had our first the regular way and had a very difficult delivery both her and our child. After that, her doctor recommened C-section for the others.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 08, 2015 05:43 PM (OD2ni)

452 "The Pentagon is beefing up its communications setup inside a hollowed-out section of Colorado's Rocky Mountains less than a decade after it had largely abandoned thesite."

Is that where they build Colossus : The Forbin Project?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 05:43 PM (W5DcG)

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:44 PM (LAe3v)

454 " In a tornado watch. Storms firing up out west."

Out along the Panhandle/OK border and up around Woodward.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 05:44 PM (LA7Cm)

455
Yes. It's become even more restrictive and I didn't exactly start at the liberal position.

Me too, I think. It's the Left's extremism that has pushed me even further away from their purported position (which we all know is bullshit, anyway).

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 08, 2015 05:44 PM (S3iR1)

456 450 Okay, how about f*** you, you oleaginous t***.
Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:43 PM (LAe3v)


Ooh. SAT words. Nice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:44 PM (St6BJ)

457 452 Is that where they build Colossus : The Forbin Project?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 05:43 PM (W5DcG)

That Dr. Forbin has a complexion like Charley Coffee Cake.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:44 PM (St6BJ)

458 The gear is being moved into Cheyenne Mountain to protect it from
electromagnetic pulses, said Adm. William Gortney, commander of U.S. Northern Command andNORAD."


Huh, wonder what's changed recently to decide to do this?

Posted by: Lizzy


No more Stargate movies?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 05:44 PM (Yp6Vn)

459
They found a Stargate??

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 08, 2015 05:45 PM (S3iR1)

460 Or do we just have different definitions of 'personal liberty'?

----

Yes - Do you think a 7 pound baby that has hair and fingernails and feels pain that has not yet been born has any personal liberty? Or is such person enslaved?

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:45 PM (gmeXX)

461 DWS answered yes, Mr. Paul, I DO support killing a 7 pound baby in the womb. As long as thats what mama wants to do.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 05:45 PM (xWW96)

462 Just for the record, I wouldn't ask Debbie Wasserman-Schultz what her views are on anything

Posted by: Hank at April 08, 2015 05:45 PM (xpSop)

463 heh heh my creation is ALIVE!!!!! and we have the same initials...coincidence?

Posted by: Ross Perot at April 08, 2015 05:45 PM (XYKz+)

464 456
450 Okay, how about f*** you, you oleaginous t***.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:43 PM (LAe3v)





Ooh. SAT words. Nice.


Come on, I'm sure f*** and t*** were never on the SAT.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

465 It's snowing here. Really big flakes.

Braggart.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (/kI1Q)

466 442 Put the baby in the box.

http://tinyurl.com/mh84pek

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 05:40 PM (W5DcG)

God, and there are feminist scrunts bitching about this. Because nothing says maternal love like killing your baby rather than give it a chance to be raised by a loving family.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (mx5oN)

467 452 Is that where they build Colossus : The Forbin Project?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 05:43 PM (W5DcG)
-------------

Now those nightmares will return from years ago. Thanks.

Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (fWLrt)

468
>>>447 ""Here's an answer," said Schultz. "I support letting women and their doctors make this decision without government getting involved. Period. End of story<<<
But I do like CA's solution. There was this mother with a repeat felony record doing time in prison. She had 5 kids, wanted more, and was sterilized by the state. Can't say as I blame them. That's one way government can"get involved" in orderto reduce the deficit, and doesn't harm anyone.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (xkSSa)

469 And I'd appreciate it if you could respond without 'shushing' me."

This is KAOS. We don't shush here!

Posted by: Seigfried at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (W5DcG)

470 Yes - Do you think a 7 pound baby that has hair
and fingernails and feels pain that has not yet
been born has any personal liberty? Or is such
person enslaved?



Dems and slavery.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (OWMIH)

471 444 Somebody ask Debbie why the woman and her doctor get to decide, but the baby doesn't even have a doctor.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 05:41 PM (oVJmc)


If you can get her to say the word "baby" in her response, it really is lights out. There is no way she can answer that question without looking like Dr. Mengele.

THIS is what we and our candidates have to do all day and every day. Not just on this issue but every issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (St6BJ)

472 He was pro-life even in the case of rape or incest (a position I disagree on, though I am anti-abortion in almost all cases) and he argued his position so rationally and calmly and eloquently it was hard to fault him and in fact, I was nodding my head more than not.

I agree with his position, and my compromise is that if a mother chooses to abort, the rapist gets charged with murder with the potential for death penalty.

For those who can't stomach that, I'd like them to explain why they love rapists. >=P

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (0NdlF)

473 Once I get them to admit that - and they do - then it's all downhill for them because they cannot justify for any reason whatsoever why they are in favor of killing a human being.

-----

That's a good approach. It almost always starts off this way

Supporter: I wouldn't personally do it but I don't think I should tell others.

Me: Why wouldn't you do it?

Supporter - I just wouldn't want to end my child's life.

Me: dumbfounded.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:47 PM (gmeXX)

474 Out along the Panhandle/OK border and up around Woodward.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 05:44 PM (LA7Cm)


-----------------------------------------


Just looked at the radar. They're firing up further south past the I-40 corridor.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 05:47 PM (/HX7u)

475
Do you think it's coincidence or intentional that the vast majority of abortion clinics are in black and/or poor neighborhoods?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:47 PM (St6BJ)

476
Has DWS responded to Paul's photon torpedo?

Oy veh.

Posted by: Cohen the Barbarian at April 08, 2015 05:48 PM (FlRtG)

477 Incidentally, recently there have been many AoS commenters mention their support for "homosexual rights" have waned greatly.

It's amazing what having a portion of your number turn very publicly into a pack of obnoxious fascists will do to people's overall willingness to support you.

It's unfortunate, but given human nature, not surprising.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 08, 2015 05:48 PM (DT3rQ)

478 >>DWS answered yes, Mr. Paul, I DO support killing a 7 pound baby in the womb. As long as thats what mama wants to do.

Or her doctor.
So basically, DWS says it's none of my business/above my pay grade.
COURAGE!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 05:48 PM (2TN4k)

479 it's nice and all.

once the primaries are done, though, it becomes a race to the left.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 08, 2015 05:49 PM (Cq0oW)

480 Lets not be stupid here. A raped woman has no reason to wait for the baby to be nearly born to abort it. Thats just stupid, and a strawman argument.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 05:49 PM (xWW96)

481 If Debbie doesn't want the government involved why does she want Obamacare to pay for abortions?

Basically Debbie just endorsed infanticide as long as it's between a woman and her doctor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 05:49 PM (DXzRD)

482 This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and contentment or the peace of unburied death.

Posted by: Colossus at April 08, 2015 05:49 PM (rwI+c)

483 "I support letting women and their doctors make this decision without government getting involved. Period. End of story"

So she's whipping up votes to repeal Obamacare?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 05:49 PM (/kI1Q)

484 472 For those who can't stomach that, I'd like them to explain why they love rapists. >=P
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (0NdlF)

This was the discussion I had with the absolutist pro-life guy - no matter how the child was conceived, it's alive and through no fault of its own.

I am not in any way endorsing keeping the kid, but you are ending a life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:49 PM (St6BJ)

485 For those who can't stomach that, I'd like them to explain why they love rapists. >=P

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 08, 2015 05:46 PM (0NdlF)


Yeah.... who could like the UVA guys!!!!

Posted by: Rolling Stone Magazine at April 08, 2015 05:49 PM (qh617)

486 >>Do you think it's coincidence or intentional that the vast majority of
abortion clinics are in black and/or poor neighborhoods?

Oh, you noticed that?
Purely a coincidence! Just please don't google my eugenicist beliefs, darling!

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at April 08, 2015 05:50 PM (2TN4k)

487 Ask DWS if she want to change her answer if we find out that that 7 lb baby has "gay genes".

Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 05:50 PM (fWLrt)

488 And this "her doctor" thing is such bullshit.

We're not talking about women having a conversation with the OB they've had for 10 years.

They're walking into a clinic, nodding at the executioner, and having their child killed.

That's how it works 99% of the time.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 05:50 PM (MYCIw)

489 DWS answered yes, Mr. Paul, I DO support
killing a 7 pound baby in the womb. As long as
thats what mama wants to do.



Why would you treat a baby worse than a car?
If mama and daddy's names are on the title, she can't get rid of it without his signature. Why can she get rid of a baby without any input from him?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 05:50 PM (OWMIH)

490 It's unfortunate, but given human nature, not surprising.

Meh on unfortune. What rights do homosexuals need that they don't already have as human beings?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 08, 2015 05:50 PM (0NdlF)

491 479
it's nice and all.



once the primaries are done, though, it becomes a race to the left.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


I'm less concerned with what they say between the nom and the election and more concerned with what they do after the inaugural.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:50 PM (LAe3v)

492 478 >>DWS answered yes, Mr. Paul, I DO support killing a 7 pound baby in the womb. As long as thats what mama wants to do.

Or her doctor.
So basically, DWS says it's none of my business/above my pay grade.
COURAGE!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 05:48 PM (2TN4k)



So why is Susan Smith rotting in jail for drowning her toddlers 20 years ago? Even ex-utero they're just lumps of flesh.

(SARC!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:51 PM (St6BJ)

493
I think Wasaman Schultz meant it was up to Herr Doctor, as in Mengele, her hero.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 08, 2015 05:52 PM (S3iR1)

494 This was the discussion I had with the absolutist pro-life guy - no matter how the child was conceived, it's alive and through no fault of its own.

I am not in any way endorsing keeping the kid, but you are ending a life.

----

For most it would be intellectually dishonest to not think this. That doesn't mean it isn't worth the compromise. I'd take the compromise and then go back for this piece. But I think when this country finally does eliminate abortion - it will be done because an overwhelming majority will wish to eliminate it - there will not even be a need for a rape exception.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 05:52 PM (gmeXX)

495 Looks like DWS' team answered before getting asked:

http://tinyurl.com/nxygdeb

"Scroll to the bottom"

That is technically AN answer, though the question clearly sought a yes or no.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 08, 2015 05:52 PM (xSCb6)

496 >>"...without government getting involved. Period. End of story."

Um, hello - HHS mandate?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 05:53 PM (2TN4k)

497 491 I'm less concerned with what they say between the nom and the election and more concerned with what they do after the inaugural.
Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:50 PM (LAe3v)


THIS. Plus I really think that Cruz, should he get the nod is going to go balls to the wall Reaganite. If he does, it will be a humongous landslide.

I think the Memories Pizza cyber-pogrom and the reaction via GoFundMe is about as close to an accurate poll of the mood of the country as you will get.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:53 PM (St6BJ)

498 For those who can't stomach that, I'd like them to explain why they love rapists.

Punish the rapist, not the child.

If you're willing to kill an innocent quite literally for the sins of the father, your nic is quite fitting--you are, in my mind, a monster.

I fully understand this isn't a popular viewpoint in these parts, but there it is.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 08, 2015 05:53 PM (DT3rQ)

499 482 This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and contentment or the peace of unburied death.
Posted by: Colossus at April 08, 2015 05:49 PM (rwI+c)


Colossus/Guardian '16

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 05:54 PM (St6BJ)

500 I like Rand Paul. The man knows how to hit.

I'd prefer Ted or Scott or Rick but I'd vote for him over a Dem.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 08, 2015 05:55 PM (92y8U)

501 THIS. Plus I really think that Cruz, should he get
the nod is going to go balls to the wall Reaganite. If he does, it will
be a humongous landslide.



I think the Memories Pizza cyber-pogrom and the reaction via
GoFundMe is about as close to an accurate poll of the mood of the
country as you will get.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I'm evolving into a Jindal man, but I could see a Cruz / Jindal ticket. Imagine what that would do to the Dem racial grievance narrative. Only thing better would be a Cruz / Jindal / Haley ticket. Don't ask.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2015 05:55 PM (LAe3v)

502 Meh on unfortune. What rights do homosexuals need that they don't already have as human beings?

Having them and having them respected are, sadly, two very different things. (And as to your actual point, yeah, there's a lot of BS in the argument that smells more like dominance than equality, it's just that there's legit concerns that are likely to suffer if the backlash is large enough.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 08, 2015 05:56 PM (DT3rQ)

503
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 08, 2015 05:57 PM (S3iR1)

504 good question there skippy. If you would be so kind as to inquire from President Obama as to just what his vision is of the US when he leaves office is I will more than happy to answer the question.

Posted by: sharpened Barbs of dick cheney's war cock at April 08, 2015 06:01 PM (XYKz+)

505 If you're willing to kill an innocent quite literally for the sins of the father, your nic is quite fitting--you are, in my mind, a monster.

I agree with the absolutist pro-life position in all cases.

But we also live in a society that does not do that, and is resistant to it. The compromise is suggested as a camel's nose, to force the abortion advocates to recognize that it does indeed infringe on someone's right to life to allow abortion in the case of rape. Surely they don't value a rapist's life more than an innocent child. (they do)

You may find even the mere description of such a compromise as monstrous, but as a political measure it is similar to counting a slave as 3/5 of a person for political representation.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 08, 2015 06:05 PM (0NdlF)

506 "Why don't we ask the DNC: Is it okay to kill a 7 pound baby in the uterus?" Paul reportedly said. "You go back and you ask Debbie Wasserman Schultz if she's okay with killing a seven pound baby that is not born yet. Ask her when life begins, and you ask Debbie when it's okay to protect life. When you get an answer from Debbie, get back to me." BITCH!!

Posted by: Are you happy now bitches!!!!SLAP!!!!! at April 08, 2015 06:07 PM (XYKz+)

507 Wrong question...
Dear Debbie, why do 7 pound black babies get aborted, but 2 pound white babies get to go to neonatal ICU?

Posted by: gobblemom at April 08, 2015 06:27 PM (ni8oa)

508 All the qualifiers "Rand is great but..." I predict will turn into full support once we demonstrates he can do this on the regular. He's the "thinking man's" candidate and if he can present his views w/o being confounded by the media's crazy-man filter he could have great success.

Posted by: PhadedJaded at April 08, 2015 06:30 PM (ZQrUp)

509 "that is not only the right response each and every time but exactly the right temperament. "
---
It was but of course the AP and Wapo lead with:
Paul loses his cool will not anwser exception question.

Of course anyone who watched the video can see plainly he didn't loose his cooln not at all, in fact he seem to mildly enjoy having the opportunity to throw that back at the reporter.

The press is going to eventually paint all of them as the devil anyway, the only question is the timing, might as well cut them off at the knees when you can, and if that means they throw a tantrum so be it. Just keep at it, expose the hypocrisy every so often, they'll either get the hint and stop it, ask the question of the others, or just focus on trying to destroying you which they were eventually going to try to do anyway.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 08, 2015 06:35 PM (MbrzC)

510 First of all, could someone please ask Rand Paul to stop using the phrase, "Take our country back"? For minorities, -and I have heard many minorities comment about this to me personally - the phrase comes across as racist. They feel that when conservatives say "take the country back" they mean "take it back from the black man." I know it is meant to take the country back from the utopian, radical, leftist socialists, but to them it has a racist over tone. It can be twisted into a racist comment very easily by the left when they do their outreach activism to minorities. So please, Rand, please explain explicitly what you mean by this, and do not use it again. Thank you!

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 08, 2015 06:45 PM (2/oBD)

511 "The public wants to see the press ripped apart. That's where the votes are."
---
Many of them do, and even those that don't relish in it like we might many can at least appreciate the occasional calling push back of calling bullsh1t on a reporter or a gaggle gathered at a presser. You just can't do this with every question, then it can look like or easily be painted that your avoiding the topics instead of just pushing back over well covered or unnecessary ground. This was a good one to do it on, there are and will be plenty of others. He should keep at it as should every other candidate who is or is about to run.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 08, 2015 06:46 PM (MbrzC)

512 You may find even the mere description of such a compromise as monstrous, but as a political measure it is similar to counting a slave as 3/5 of a person for political representation.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 08, 2015 06:05 PM (0NdlF)

I agree. You have to meet people where they are. What has insisting on the absolutist position done for the pro life movement since Roe v Wade? Start with the stuff most Americans can agree with, like partial birth abortions, limits on abortions and that will save a lot of babies. Not all, but more than are being saved right now.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 08, 2015 07:39 PM (+XMAD)

513 507 Wrong question...
Dear Debbie, why do 7 pound black babies get aborted, but 2 pound white babies get to go to neonatal ICU?
Posted by: gobblemom at April 08, 2015 06:27 PM (ni8oa)

Oh, that's good.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 08, 2015 07:40 PM (+XMAD)

514 Paul doesn't want to bomb bomb bomb iran that makes him unfit as a republican and thats why the neo-cons have to give his run for president a post natal abortion.

Posted by: paid neo-con blogger at April 08, 2015 07:53 PM (8fD01)

515 @ Tami, regarding the hailstorm.


You're up and away out of my roofing market. That said, I do want you to contact me here (email in nic), as regards your insurance, and dealing with your local roofing companies.

I do believe that I can steer you away from many false promises, cheap-ass, dishonest roofers and other grifters in the trade.

Fact is, I'll be able to send you references to a few, very highly vetted, reputable handfuls of 'em in your area.

Only the best for you n' yours, ma'am!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 08, 2015 08:24 PM (RzZOc)

516 Meanwhile, the word goes out and the MSM gathers with their pitchforks and torches to attack any/all GOP hopefuls...

Posted by: socalcon at April 08, 2015 10:13 PM (vHlQ5)

517 What's the difference between the two updates?

Posted by: rokshox at April 09, 2015 01:34 AM (Ap82b)

518 516 - Gonna happen anyway. fk'em

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 09, 2015 06:44 PM (MbrzC)

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