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Female Charlie Hebdo Cartoonist Calls Out Cowardly Anglo-American Corporate "Journalists," Displays Issue's Cover;
Sky News Immediately Cuts Away and Apologies
As Sean Connery asked: "So, are we done?"
Hebdo writer Caroline Fourest appeared Wednesday evening on SkyNews to tout her magazine's hot-selling post-attack issue... "I'm very sad, very sad that journalists in UK do not support us, that journalists in UK betray what journalism is about by thinking that people cannot be grown enough to decide if a drawing is offending or not," she said to the hosts of SkyNews Tonight via satellite. "Because you are not even showing it." The camera then panned out as Fourest reached for a copy of the magazine and continued: "It is completely crazy that in UK you cannot show a simple drawing as that." At this point, she was holding the Muhammed artwork in full view of the camera, before the photographer panned upwards and then SkyNews immediately returned back to studio. The anchor then explained the decision to cut away: "We at SkyNews have chosen not to show that cover, so we’d appreciate it, Caroline, not showing that." "I do apologize," the anchor continued, "for any of our viewers who may have been offended by that."My nose is offended. You stink of piss and cold sweat. Video at the link. I'm glad someone is finally calling these cowards and cuckolds out. We can't force cowards to be brave, but we can insist they answer to the word "Craven."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Caliban at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: BALLS! at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Papist Bograt at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented & FARK refugee at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Caliban at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (DrC22)
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I imagine this would be even better in French.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (mB6ez)
Posted by: The "Asians" of Rotherham at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM (wtvvX)
"I do apologize," the anchor continued, "for any of our viewers who may have been offended by that."
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For F**cks Sake!!! Pathetic.
Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM (lIU4e)
I suppose complete press anonymity could be achieved by wearing a T-shirt with a Charlie Hebdo cover, or the Jyllands-Posten bomb-Hammed, on it..
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (H3SRF)
Posted by: Islamophobes at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: fly gal at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (+OHMN)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (0FJ9K)
One of New's Corps largest investors? Saudi Arabia's wealth management fund.
They own Murdock. Don't offend your owners.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: You Bet Your Life! at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (Spluw)
Considering FoxNews ain't showing either I guess they're part of the MSM now.
And maybe they're done, but we're not.
Until Net Neutrality becomes the law of the land.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (DQZLr)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (2rqxi)
F*** that.
Press should never be anonymous.
Press that wants to avoid even the hint of offense shouldn't be press.
If they can't have the courage to report boldly, truthfully, and completely, then f*** 'em.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented & FARK refugee at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (0FJ9K)
"Peter Pan"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMaPTZdwjPE
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots ot etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance:
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: PJ at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: eman at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (24vvc)
Posted by: Trump at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (mctSY)
Objection, assertion that these are "men" not supported by facts in evidence.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented & FARK refugee at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: You Bet Your Life! at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 04:43 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2015 04:43 PM (hLRSq)
"We can't force cowards to be brave, but we can insist they answer to the word
"Craven."
We can smack em like Patton did.
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 04:43 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 04:43 PM (H3SRF)
Jihadists bow before me then before Allah. They are such suckers literally and figuratively.
Posted by: Mohammed at January 14, 2015 04:44 PM (ToR7p)
For he to-day that sheds his tears with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That apologized with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 04:44 PM (KEIV2)
If I were paying my kids tuition there I'd yank his ass out or tell him to finance his own degree.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 14, 2015 04:45 PM (60Vyp)
This is one of those moments that can be used, again and again when the media and the Left go on about their courageous resistance to whatever. Just hand them a cartoon and say "Hold it up - I want to see just how brave you actually are."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2015 04:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: tinfoil baby
Are you sure? How many times did they make fun of Christians and Christian leaders? How many times did they attack mohammadans?
they were selective in their attacks.
Posted by: Bleu Hen at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM (Spluw)
....pass the fucking popcorn. This is priceless.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM (mru3R)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM (xWW96)
So, if Duke is going to broadcast a Muslim call to prayer, can we sue
them for violating the separation between church and state? Cause I'm
pretty confident they get government money somehow.
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (Lqy/e)
Getting grants does not make you a government agency. Duke is a private school. A private METHODIST school at one time.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 04:47 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (CMkNk)
Yeah, that was a little bit like watching analingus without the champagne.
Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (kff5f)
They'll pay the same price as the rest of us--the jizzya.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (VAsIq)
I'd love to see speakers blaring the Marine Corps Hymn and Hatikvah to drown out that horrible, hateful Muslim death rattle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (CMkNk)
Well, daily showering is American white priveledge.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 04:49 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (VAsIq)
Bukakke!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:49 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM (xWW96
Not so much as they are a national sports power house.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:49 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2015 04:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 04:49 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:49 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 04:49 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Duke University, now with more appeasement at January 14, 2015 04:50 PM (yweJB)
Posted by: The Duke Lacrosse Team at January 14, 2015 04:50 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: LIV at January 14, 2015 04:50 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 14, 2015 04:50 PM (+lsX1)
Wow, the posts are flowing freely.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (CMkNk)
They're not the only thing.
Posted by: Kroft Champagne Enemas, LLC at January 14, 2015 04:50 PM (vgIRn)
they were selective in their attacks.
Posted by: Bleu Hen at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM (Spluw)
I agree. All of their jabs were at Christianity and, really, not all that directly offensive, IMO.
But then, the only real way to offend me is to whip my 18 pack of Miller Lite off the Sears Tower when I'm just cracking the first one.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at January 14, 2015 04:51 PM (mru3R)
Posted by: tinfoil baby
Are you sure? How many times did they make fun of Christians and Christian leaders? How many times did they attack mohammadans?
they were selective in their attacks.
Posted by: Bleu Hen at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM (Spluw)
Monty Python are leftist assholes, the lot of them (maybe not Michael Palin as he rarely ever discusses his politics).
John Cleese even admitted that they wouldn't dare goof on Islam. They're cowards and as such useless. Their shtick could have made a difference but no.
They suck.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:51 PM (CMkNk)
de-willowing this:
Heh. HuffPo points out that the NYT is the only major paper not publishing Charlie Hebdo, and has this delicious morsel:
In recent years, The Times published artwork from both a "Holocaust International Cartoon Contest" in Tehran and a "Holocaust-denying Iranian cartoonist," and a photograph from a production of Mozart's "Idomeneo" that included depictions of Buddha and Muhammad being decapitated.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 04:51 PM (JtwS4)
Marine Corps Hymn and Hava Nagila just to piss them off.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 04:51 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (DQZLr)
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FNC has been showing it. Several times.
Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 04:51 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 14, 2015 04:51 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2015 04:52 PM (3CiXB)
Posted by: Sky News at January 14, 2015 04:52 PM (ZxV1A)
Posted by: The Duke Lacrosse Team at January 14, 2015 04:50 PM (WDCYi)
Don't it make my brown thighs blue.
- - -Crystal Gale Mangum
(after a Magnum of Cristal with Steve Kroft)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:52 PM (CMkNk)
Pipes, Amazing Grace on massed pipes.
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2015 04:52 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2015 04:53 PM (2rqxi)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 04:51 PM (8n4w5)
I said Hatikvah up-thread, but sure. And barbecues grilling pork butt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:53 PM (CMkNk)
Btw,
Tapper reporting some guy in Ohio arrested for plotting to blow up lawmakers in "ISIS inspired plot"
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 04:53 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 04:54 PM (H3SRF)
Monty Python are leftist assholes...
They suck.
Because Everything Must Be Political?
Monty Python were ground breakingly funny. If you don't like Monty Python you don't get humor.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 04:54 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2015 04:54 PM (ZxV1A)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 04:54 PM (0HooB)
Holee Chit.
**blink blink**
A fcuking drawing.
I hope those little sniveling teste shrunken boyish quims that call themselves out betters realize that we're paying attention to whom chooses what sides in these times.
Sorry if that sounds tribal..... but Im fcking sick and tired of this shit.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2015 04:54 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2015 04:55 PM (z/Ubi)
Monty Python were ground breakingly funny. If you don't like Monty Python you don't get humor.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 04:54 PM (JtwS4)
I do like them, a lot. Always have. But I cannot stand their public leftist idiocy and their hypocrisy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:55 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 04:53 PM (cbfNE)
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Which lawmakers? Sometimes it is better to let the plot continue instead of making early arrests.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 14, 2015 04:55 PM (z27Ny)
And when Sandra Fluke is getting hit with rocks and stones for having sexual congress outside the boundaries of marital relations, which is also sharia non-compliant.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2015 04:55 PM (enGVd)
Posted by: Bleu Hen at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM
Of course they are. I forget who said it yesterday, but they really are islamophobes. They're genuinely shit-scared of Muslims.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 04:55 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2015 04:56 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 04:54 PM (H3SRF)
Cat Stevens plans on rerecording "Peace Train." In German, with new lyrics. Something about cattle cars?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:56 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 04:56 PM (cbfNE)
The point here though is that it's only Islam, out of all the religions ,that gets this special protection.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 14, 2015 04:56 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 14, 2015 04:57 PM (+lsX1)
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Met John Cleese last year on vacation. His new wife asked me what was my favorite Fawlty Towers episode. I told her the German one was really funny, she then proceeded to goose-step around the hotel lobby, I think a few cocktails were responsible.
Posted by: flmomof4 at January 14, 2015 04:57 PM (nSjrf)
Christopher Lee Cornell -- also known as Raheel Mahrus Ubaydah -- was arrested earlier today on charges of attempting to kill a U.S. government official.
Government documents say the FBI first noticed Cornell after he voiced support for violent "jihad" on a Twitter account.
Further investigation revealed his intent to attack the U.S. Capitol, and he planned to detonate pipe bombs there and open fire on any employees and officials after the bombs went off, according to government documents.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 04:57 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2015 04:57 PM (enGVd)
I imagine this would be even better in French.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (mB6ez)
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Mon nez est offensé . Tu pues de pisse et de sueur froide .
I can't speak it, but it looks cool...
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 14, 2015 04:57 PM (jjaLl)
They were hit and miss. Some of their stuff leaves me rolling on the floor; some of it is mind-numbingly stupid, in an idiotic sort of way.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 04:58 PM (VAsIq)
If four Islamic men are not there to witness the rape, it ain't rape.
Because if you're going to embrace some parts of a death cult, you should acclimate yourself to the other parts of the death cult.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 14, 2015 04:58 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 04:58 PM (kff5f)
Cleese actually did a really cool DVD about how to choose the right wine. He's a leftist, but so entertaining.
"A prawn cocktail and a Hermann Goering. Don't mention the war!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:58 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 14, 2015 04:59 PM (3jmxp)
Are you sure? How many times did they make fun of Christians and Christian leaders? How many times did they attack mohammadans?
they were selective in their attacks.
Posted by: Bleu Hen at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM (Spluw)
On the other hand, England wasn't full of Mohammadans back in the 1970s.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2015 04:59 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 04:59 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2015 04:57 PM (enGVd)
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Nah. Gay marriage is their 'hill to die on'
Posted by: RioBravo at January 14, 2015 04:59 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 04:57 PM (XUKZU)
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Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 04:59 PM (qbgxo)
and stones for having sexual congress outside
the boundaries of marital relations, which is
also sharia non-compliant.
And Ellen. and ......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: Mohammed Dan at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (ZxV1A)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:49 PM (vPh3W)
Wait until Duke finds out that sports isn't sharia compliant!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:58 PM
BF: Stop talking about the war!
German: We didn't start it!
BF: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (XUKZU)
Maybe we can get James O'Keefe to go undercover with a confederate to a Muzzy bakery and demand they bake him and fiance a wedding cake.
Hijinx ensue!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (CMkNk)
Really. Really. Pisses me off.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 04:57 PM (XUKZU)
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Those goddamned tea partiers. I TOLD you theyd do something like this.
Posted by: Chrissy Mathews at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2015 04:59 PM (zoehZ)
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Full enough.
Posted by: Enok Powell at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: flmomof4 at January 14, 2015 05:01 PM (nSjrf)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (ftVQq)
Joo-baiting isn't allowed? Aww gee!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:01 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:01 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:01 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM
On the other hand...*pictures Mooch stuffed into a burka*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:01 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 14, 2015 05:02 PM (z27Ny)
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Except for Tom Hanks.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 05:02 PM (XUKZU)
Ah yes, the famous Blood on the Streets speech. Ruined his political career, though he was very prescient.
Posted by: flmomof4 at January 14, 2015 05:02 PM (nSjrf)
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Except for Tom Hanks.
What about Tropic Thunder?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 05:02 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:01 PM (CMkNk)
That's a profession, not a sport!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:02 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 04:57 PM (XUKZU)
Jeez, if he attacked the IRS or the DNC . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:03 PM (CMkNk)
Thank the Lord for stupid terrorists.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:03 PM (MYCIw)
Ssshhhh! They actually think that particular talk show host is some blonde Muslim dude named Al En.
That's why they've allowed her to live.
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:03 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: William Ayers at January 14, 2015 05:04 PM (VAsIq)
Soccer is acceptable, but only if an infidel's severed head is used.
And camel races. We can have camel races.
After the camel beauty pageant, of course.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 05:04 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2015 05:04 PM (6um35)
Obviously one of those Christianist Tea partiers talking in code, amirite?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:04 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 14, 2015 05:02 PM (z27Ny)
IED might be construed to mean Islamic Explosive Device so they're now termed Pipe Bombs!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:04 PM (ftVQq)
No wonder EL AL never gets attacked. Sounds Muzzy despite being Heeb.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:04 PM (CMkNk)
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:04 PM (8n4w5)
Dukies already revere a piece of turd that has been sitting out in the open for over 30 years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 14, 2015 05:05 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 05:05 PM (H3SRF)
Posted by: William Ayers>>
Oh please, if there's anyone in Chicago who thinks he's untouchable, it's Ayers.
That's the Chicago way.
That soundtrack still kicks ass.
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:05 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:05 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: LBGT at January 14, 2015 05:05 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: the left, for whatever reason at January 14, 2015 05:06 PM (VAsIq)
Tom hanks never did black face. Worse. He sat next to someone who did black face. Of course he was forced to apologize. Even worse. Forced by the Right.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 14, 2015 05:06 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: LBGT at January 14, 2015 05:05 PM (XzRw1)
You're oppressing me!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:06 PM (CMkNk)
A pity the leaders in the West have no courage. The proper response to a message saying "This attack was carried out by al quaeda of Yemen" would be a bombing campaign on Yemen that did not stop until no two stones remained together, and no life forms were still breathing. If harboring al qaeda meant the total destruction of your country, you won't harbor al qaeda.
Posted by: Null at January 14, 2015 05:06 PM (xjpRj)
But as a gesture of good will to those of more pallor than I, I didn't use soap.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2015 05:07 PM (08Znv)
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I do not like tha Al En dude.
Ros Hahn Bah...... I like him VERY much.
Posted by: Turic Mohammed at January 14, 2015 05:07 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 14, 2015 05:07 PM (PvZ8F)
Damn straight. Joos too smart.
I started an Israeli Passenger Airline service called "KoshAir". First flight was hijacked and blown up before it pulled back from the gate.
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:07 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: Null at January 14, 2015 05:06 PM (xjpRj)
We laid there like a slug. It was our only defense.
Posted by: The MSM at January 14, 2015 05:07 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: LBGT at January 14, 2015 05:05 PM (XzRw1)
So are we.
Posted by: LGBT at January 14, 2015 05:08 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Imam of Londonistan at January 14, 2015 05:08 PM (0Ew3K)
I find your comment offensive.
Posted by: the left, for whatever reason at January 14, 2015 05:06 PM (VAsIq)
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Even worse is the hate thought that lies behind the comment.
Posted by: Left of left at January 14, 2015 05:08 PM (z27Ny)
That is the buzzword to build on.
So you don't want to show drawings of Mohammad, as it offends Muslims?
You know what else offends Muslims?
And then start asking people pointedly where they draw their own personal line in the sand.
Is it
Adultery
Alcohol
Dancing
Gay Rights
Women voting
A woman's testimony in court being worth shit
Modern Family
Green energy
Vaccinations
The right to worship in your own faith
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2015 05:08 PM (enGVd)
Or hinder the profit.
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:08 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 05:08 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2015 05:07 PM (08Znv)
If you used hot water, you offended Gaia!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:08 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2015
So if a female Islamic Terrorist emplaces an IED, can we call it a boobie trap again?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: LBGT at January 14, 2015 05:05 PM (XzRw1)
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Well.... I would straightwhitemansplain it to you.... but..... not allowed.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (Hj9yW)
If it happened here, President Sefton would have had whatever the present day equivalent of the 8th Air Force heading to Sanaa and announcing the leveling of that town and why to the world.
Flatten. It. Completely.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (CMkNk)
Ass Fetishes and Goat Sex: You won't believe what
Posted by: Steve Croft at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Mackeral Politifactual at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (BC04k)
bully in "A Christmas Story." Once punched, he was no longer a problem.
We don't have anyone who dares punch, though.
Posted by: Null at January 14, 2015 05:06 PM (xjpRj)
We laid there like a slug. It was our only defense.>>
I can't put my arms down?
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (gjaCP)
Some people disapprove of boycotts and buycotts. I don't. I'm offended they won't show what is, by definition, newsworthy material to get out facts. SkyNews et al. is a news organization. It says so in their title. Yet their editorial policy is to deny facts to the public and reflect a bias that actually favors a now trending murderous cult.
Fine. Murdoch wants to censor what is truly offensive, I'll change the channel and watch real journalism elsewhere and online. Truth wants to be free. I'll even pay for it, but it has to be the truth. Things won't change until their real god is punished and put into the pockets of those who peddle truth.
I guess it's time to put another deposit into the Bank of Ace.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (1CroS)
-
Except for Tom Hanks.
What about Tropic Thunder?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 05:02 PM (VAsIq)
Oh, they were offended by Tropic Thunder. They actually thought that Robert Downey, Jr donned blackface to portray a black character, not that he was portraying a character that was an actor that was in blackface to portray a black character.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:10 PM (JM0re)
I'm facharded over here!
IED - Islamic Explosive Device
IUD - Islamic Unexploded Device
IOU - Islamic Ordnance Undeveloped
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:10 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (08Znv)
Look up that phrase with "Private SNAFU" on YouTube.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:10 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2015 05:10 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:10 PM (knoK7)
Hey, what does the Gang of 88 think about the call to prayer?
Posted by: The Duke Lacrosse Team at January 14, 2015 04:50 PM (WDCYi)
Who do you think will be doing the chanting? Us.
Posted by: Duke 88 at January 14, 2015 05:10 PM (0FSuD)
Ass Fetishes and Goat Sex: You won't believe what we've uncovered we'll be covering.>>
Isn't it just simpler to say "interview with Harry Reid"?
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:11 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:10 PM
I have whole dvds of those. Hilarious!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:11 PM (knoK7)
I find your comment offensive.
Posted by: the left, for whatever reason at January 14, 2015 05:06 PM (VAsIq)
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Even worse is the hate thought that lies behind the comment.
____
YOU ARE CLEARLY RACIST
Posted by: lefter than you at January 14, 2015 05:11 PM (VAsIq)
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Lack of prepuce removal?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 14, 2015 05:11 PM (z27Ny)
Rape defined by four male witnesses
Honor killing
FGM
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:12 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:07
Hilarious!!! I'm thinking Thread Winner!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2015 05:12 PM (08Znv)
Am I dreaming this? I know Hartman played Jesus in a few skits.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2015 05:13 PM (ftwIl)
One of the 300 kidnapped no doubt.
Posted by: Duke 88 at January 14, 2015 05:13 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 05:13 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:10 PM (JM0re)
I don't think it's cowardice so much as it is some sort of weird allegiance with them. Muzzies hate Jews and the west. Lefties hate Jews and the west.
QED (IED?)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:13 PM (CMkNk)
Craven, cowardly, disgusting.
Posted by: duke at January 14, 2015 05:14 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's lipo waste at January 14, 2015 05:14 PM (VAsIq)
I started an Israeli Passenger Airline service called "KoshAir". First flight was hijacked and blown up before it pulled back from the gate.
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:07 PM (gjaCP)
Ha! You win.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:14 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:10 PM
Nice!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2015 05:14 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:14 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:14 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 05:15 PM (0HooB)
Ass Fetishes and Goat Sex: You won't believe what we'll be covering up.
Posted by: Steve Croft at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (dVmLD)
FIFY
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:15 PM (ftVQq)
He knew exactly what the secular West was made of.
And he flat out said that we didn't have what it took to defeat his ideology.
Spot fcuking on in his understanding of our spinelessness.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2015 05:15 PM (enGVd)
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:07 PM (gjaCP)
You have to find the hijack sketch from National Lampoon's "That's Not Funny, That's Sick" album.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:15 PM (CMkNk)
Tonight on Sixty Minutes...
Ass Fetishes and Goat Sex: You won't believe what we've uncovered we'll be covering.with champagne in our ass.
Posted by: Steve Croft at January 14, 2015 05:09 PM (dVmLD)
FIFY
Posted by: Duke 88 at January 14, 2015 05:15 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 05:16 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Winner winner! Chicken dinner! Or try the veal.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:16 PM (JM0re)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 05:17 PM (kff5f)
Refusing to say that Islam IS at war with the World, despite all the evidence.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2015 05:17 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:17 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:16 PM
Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:17 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:17 PM (knoK7)
Just the tip.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:17 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2015 05:17 PM (FMbng)
He knew exactly what the secular West was made of.
And he flat out said that we didn't have what it took to defeat his ideology.
SOME don't. Binny wouldn't liikw what some of us have.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:18 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: SkyNews at January 14, 2015 05:18 PM (10HVu)
Clinic think President Obama should have meeting with leaders of the Islamic world to determine France's punishment for insulting them. Also at the same time Bush should be put on trial for his involvement with this disaster.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 14, 2015 05:18 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:18 PM (JM0re)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2015 05:15 PM (enGVd)
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And deep down for those of us old enough to have witnessed the decay of this nation, knew it too.
Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 05:18 PM (qbgxo)
Problem- we're outnumbered by the cowards.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 05:18 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2015 05:19 PM (enGVd)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 05:17 PM
Reminds me of a case of MREs I bought 16, 17 years ago. Most of them were pork, and they were labeled in English and Arabic. I couldn't decide if that was stupidity or expert level trolling.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:19 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2015 05:19 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: RobM1981 at January 14, 2015 05:19 PM (zurJC)
Posted by: RobM1981 at January 14, 2015 05:19 PM (zurJC)
Posted by: Right-eous Rage at January 14, 2015 05:19 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:19 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 14, 2015 05:20 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 14, 2015 05:20 PM (OD2ni)
Ass Fetishes and Goat Sex: You won't believe what we've uncovered we'll be covering.with champagne in our ass.
I wonder if Brian Williams will ever let Steve Kroft interview Allison Williams?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2015 05:20 PM (08Znv)
THE HORROR. Wait, you mean the same year that Obama was smoking crack?
Oh ok.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:21 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:18 PM
No fair. You get all the good waitresses.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:21 PM (knoK7)
Pretty sure I know the cologne he's smelling. I've got some regulars at work who apply it liberally.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 05:21 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:21 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: LBGT at January 14, 2015 05:05 PM (XzRw1)
So are we.
Posted by: LGBT at January 14, 2015 05:08 PM
Spitters!
Posted by: LTBG at January 14, 2015 05:21 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:22 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: nanny hag at January 14, 2015 05:22 PM (Queum)
Posted by: LGB at January 14, 2015 05:22 PM (V70Uh)
Imagine the trees that'll be saved when all the papers go under. Libs will be ecstatic, right?
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 05:23 PM (q6Lzx)
Posted by: Martin Bashir II at January 14, 2015 05:23 PM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:23 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 05:23 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 05:24 PM (q6Lzx)
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:24 PM (MYCIw)
http://www.e2046.com/product/Army+Aviation+%28Dolls%29/22433/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:24 PM (JM0re)
Posted by: Ibn al Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:24 PM (ftVQq)
True.
We're witnessing the fall of Rome (or Babylon, depending on your opinion of the US). The barbarians are at the f*cking gates, and our "leaders" are too cowardly to shut the gates, let alone bar them.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 05:25 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 14, 2015 05:25 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: TheDissentingVoice at January 14, 2015 05:25 PM (dMSor)
Sky News is a Murdoch thing, no?
Charlie HEBdo? That's short for shape-shifting HEBREW, n'est pas?
Posted by: ParisParamus at January 14, 2015 05:25 PM (GjBsj)
I'll note: Unarmed cowards who cluster in dense areas and wear funny shoes.
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2015 05:25 PM (TETYm)
He knew exactly what the secular West was made of.
Strong horse vs My Little Pony.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2015 05:25 PM (W5DcG)
Infidels Anonymous.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2015 05:25 PM (V70Uh)
Sadly he's also right this time...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented & FARK refugee at January 14, 2015 05:25 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:26 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 05:26 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 05:26 PM (H3SRF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:26 PM (JM0re)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 14, 2015 05:26 PM (KDbAT)
I've got an idea for a third political party. It's called the Pander Bear Party. We'll run a candidate who will take the stage right after a Democrat or "moderate" Republican and highlight all the inconsistencies. "I promise to lower taxes, while raising taxes on evil white people, and tripling the monies going to minorities, while securing the border while making sure anyone who wants to come into this country can!" kinda crap.
While someone in a panda bear costume stands behind the candidate making the jack-off motion.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 05:26 PM (VAsIq)
Welp, can't argue with any of that.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:27 PM (MYCIw)
They're ushering them in and giving them the f***ing five-star treatment!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented & FARK refugee at January 14, 2015 05:27 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 05:27 PM (wVWRM)
Bravo, Ace. What a whiny little religion and it's enablers are. The big brave boys cut off the heads of
women and children but they don't like it if someone makes fun of their prophet in a little cartoon. Waaah! Mohammed sure has a think skin doesn't he?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 05:27 PM (DXzRD)
________________
I'll have to look into these gates and install them at Uncle Harry's Playground. And maybe in the rumpus room.
Posted by: Harry Reid, Aficionado of Handsome Young Boys at January 14, 2015 05:27 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 05:27 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 14, 2015 05:28 PM (evdj2)
They're ushering them in and giving them the f***ing five-star treatment!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented & FARK refugee at January 14, 2015 05:27 PM (DT3rQ)
On our, the taxpayers, dime.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 05:28 PM (mx5oN)
prestigious award because he wanted to keep his anonymity?<<<
Hobo hitmen are much more vicious when sober than Mohammedan murderers.
Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2015 05:29 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 05:29 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 05:29 PM (kff5f)
Yep. It's whack-a-MUMR.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (mx5oN)
Problem- we're outnumbered by the cowards.
I'll note: Unarmed cowards who cluster in dense areas and wear funny shoes.
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2015 05:25 PM (TETYm)"
So, are you suggesting that the Obama Administration's feckless attitude towards security, particularly the possibility of smuggling a nuclear weapon into an urban area, is essentially self correcting?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (KDbAT)
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There's nothing else to do at work....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: nanny hag at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (Queum)
You have to find the hijack sketch from National Lampoon's "That's Not Funny, That's Sick" album.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RsZaIvKK5I
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Duke University at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (XMDuf)
The phrases "god damn" and "Jesus Christ!" are considered blasphemy by Christianity
It wasn't until recently that you heard "Jesus!" or "Jesus Christ" on television. Ever. Cable, sometimes. But NEVER on network television.
Just wanted to mention that.
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (+pzpw)
I wonder if Brian Williams will ever let Steve Kroft interview Allison Williams?
Only if the price is right.
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (XzRw1)
"Bush lied to our Black President and we don't like that. This problem was caused by Bush and Chainey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Speak truth to power, sister.
Posted by: Anita Pecker-Wood from Ithaca, NY at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 05:29 PM
It's my almost-end-of-the-day entertainment.
Yeah...I'm that bored.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (knoK7)
The next day we all hear about a man who went on a shooting spree at a donut shop wearing nothing but a white thong and a top hat.
We will never hear from MUMR again.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:31 PM (MYCIw)
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Heh.
I was trying to walk away & go do laundry, but can't stop watching.
it's like a slow motion train wreck.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 05:31 PM (q6Lzx)
Posted by: Ibn al Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:31 PM (ftVQq)
He's Ace, not Mike Jones. (To pick a name.)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2015 05:31 PM (MDgS8)
.
.
.
Trying to get the smell of shit washed off your left horn.
Posted by: A Goat at January 14, 2015 05:32 PM (10HVu)
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2015 05:32 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: Mike Jones at January 14, 2015 05:32 PM (evdj2)
or "Jesus Christ" on television. Ever. Cable,
sometimes. But NEVER on network television.
Blow up a newsroom or two. Shit'll change.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:32 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 05:32 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 14, 2015 05:33 PM (knoK7)
Anyway, I can't, in good conscience, side with some hateful douche bag cartoonist on matters of right and wrong.
These Charlie Hedbo assholes, they go out of their way to be offensive. Maybe sometimes they have a point, but I don't cotton to their tactics.
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 05:33 PM (+pzpw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:34 PM (JM0re)
You mean to see if anyone's noticed and possibly responded to my brilliance, thus validating my fragile self esteem and possibly granting me a small slice of validation that will carry me through the afternoon until the evening's sweet, sweet Val-U-Rite begins to dull the misery and loneliness, beckoning my conscience to another six hours of Ambien-fueled oblivion until my eyes begrudgingly slide open in the morning and I begin to cry at the prospect of yet another day of hell on earth?
Why, no I don't. Why do you ask?
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:35 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 14, 2015 05:35 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 05:35 PM (OsWis)
went on a shooting spree at a donut shop
wearing nothing but a white thong and a top
hat.
We will never hear from MUMR again.
Je suis MUMR!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:35 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 05:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 14, 2015 05:35 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:36 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:36 PM (knoK7)
"Buck Futter!"
"Famoush Titties"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 05:36 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 05:36 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:37 PM (8n4w5)
It's working perfectly, using up munitions on illusory sand targets without any new replacement munitions in the pipeline!
Posted by: Ibn al Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:37 PM (ftVQq)
Colored me shocked.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 05:37 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:37 PM (JM0re)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2015 05:37 PM (10HVu)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2015 05:37 PM (MDgS8)
"Do you personally hope your daughter marries a member of ISIL, or does that not matter to you?"
This sort of give you an idea that there is a missing selection.
Given what you just learned, apply that to ...
"Do you personally hope the United States will elect a female president in your lifetime, or does that not matter to you?" Pew recently asked 1,000 respondents over the course of two polls in November.
The responses were interesting. Among Democrats, 46 percent of men and 69 percent of women said that they did hope to see a woman president in their lifetimes. Among independents, 32 percent of men and 45 percent of women agreed. Republicans, however, were less enthusiastic about the prospect. Only 20 percent of self-described Republican women and 16 percent of GOP-leaning men said they hoped to see a woman president before they shuffled off.
... of course, the Progressives lost their minds
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 14, 2015 05:38 PM (e8kgV)
Just under the bridge!
Posted by: Troll at January 14, 2015 05:38 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (+pzpw)
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Well, mohammed on a pogo stick!
Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 05:38 PM (qbgxo)
What does it say about us that shitty cartoonists are leading the charge against Islamists?
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 05:38 PM (+pzpw)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2015 05:37 PM
Under the nearest bridge.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:39 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:39 PM (JM0re)
I kinda doubt it. Mom won't let them borrow her car and the busses won't take them to a bar where they won't get rolled.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 05:39 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:39 PM (MYCIw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RsZaIvKK5I
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (gjaCP)
"Crazy bastard shot himself . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:39 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: fb at January 14, 2015 05:40 PM (JVEmw)
Then they figured out that all we do in response is write angry, indignant letters and they went buck wild.
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:40 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 14, 2015 05:40 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:40 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:30 PM (gjaCP)
"Crazy bastard shot himself . . ."
>>
"First the Pogroms, then the Holocaust and now I won't even get my meal and a movie!"
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:41 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:37 PM (JM0re)
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There's your next Holloween costume.
Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 05:41 PM (qbgxo)
The founders were so circumspect that they allowed you to affirm if you did not believe in swearing because of your faith!
Posted by: Ibn al Hrothgar at January 14, 2015 05:41 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:41 PM (gjaCP)
"I want PEPSI!!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:41 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:42 PM (JM0re)
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:42 PM (gjaCP)
I like it! One more reason to hate freakin' Duke.
Posted by: Kentucky Wildcat Fan who HATES DUKE at January 14, 2015 05:42 PM (Xg82m)
Babylonian roots? Check.
Six hundred three score and six? Might have something to do with early islam. Perhaps muhammed's birth year has been lied about in order to not be associated with that number. I dunno. We see how easy it is to write history.
I haven't watched Hal Lindsey for a while. Maybe I should go to his site and get caught up.
Posted by: i like anchors at January 14, 2015 05:43 PM (6E2VN)
I like it! One more reason to hate freakin' Duke.
Posted by: Kentucky Wildcat Fan who HATES DUKE at January 14, 2015 05:42 PM (Xg82m)
Nothing about separation of Mosque and State.
So, it's kosher.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:43 PM (CMkNk)
Maybe we can get James O'Keefe to go undercover with a confederate to a Muzzy bakery and demand they bake him and fiance a wedding cake.
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The stars-and-bars on the burka would be a dead giveaway.
Posted by: despair at January 14, 2015 05:43 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:43 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 14, 2015 05:43 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 05:44 PM (H3SRF)
"I'm an osteopath!"
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 14, 2015 05:43 PM (1brdf)
Big deal, I'm a specialist!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:44 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:42 PM
You should consider it a success that my work firewall blocks half of your links as inappropriate. I knew there was a reason I hung out here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:44 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:44 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 14, 2015 05:45 PM (/jpU8)
The stars-and-bars on the burka would be a dead giveaway.
Posted by: despair at January 14, 2015 05:43 PM (dcY7v)
Dude! Genius idea! Confederate flag burqas!!!!
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:45 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 14, 2015 05:45 PM (1brdf)
I think your firewall is a prude
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 05:45 PM (sghFD)
Nor the Rolling Stone story from UVa.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2015 05:45 PM (enGVd)
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 05:46 PM (+pzpw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:46 PM (JM0re)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 05:46 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 05:46 PM (0HooB)
Sure, I'll support a woman for Pres... if it's Palin.
Any idea what Progressives think of that? Would that poll well? Surely they're not against that. That'd be misogynistic.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 14, 2015 05:46 PM (1CroS)
What if it's just some guy in the neighborhood named Moham?
Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2015 05:47 PM (Ua6T/)
That should be on every sign held up. Well said.
Posted by: RobM1981 at January 14, 2015 05:19 PM (zurJC)
Hamster. Elderberrys. Take a back seat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 05:47 PM (sghFD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:48 PM (CMkNk)
Members of the Duke Muslim Students Association will chant the call, known as adhan or azan, from the Duke Chapel bell tower each Friday at 1 p.m. The call to prayer will last about three minutes and be "moderately amplified," officials said in a statement Tuesday.
... "moderately amplified" .. a ghetto blaster or a road side IED ?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 14, 2015 05:48 PM (e8kgV)
Adding that "calm, cool reasoning" didn't work on me.
http://tinyurl.com/ot3txc5
Posted by: Buddy Hinton at January 14, 2015 05:48 PM (6E2VN)
Posted by: LA Dodgers Fan at January 14, 2015 05:49 PM (hCeET)
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:45
My attorneys will be in touch.
Posted by: David ibin bin Duke at January 14, 2015 05:50 PM (08Znv)
That's 'The Prophet Mohammad on a pogo stick!'
Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:42 PM (gjaCP)
You forgot the obligatory "PBUH".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2015 05:54 PM (W5DcG)
To be followed by a recording simulating the cries of a 10-year old girl losing her virginity to a 53-year old man (PBUH).
Posted by: OCBill at January 14, 2015 06:05 PM (YJvVE)
Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2015 06:18 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: PJ at January 14, 2015 06:38 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:39 PM (CMkNk)
Wow, JJ a plane full of tribe members. All Doctors
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 07:00 PM (0FSuD)
Exactly!
Posted by: Alana at January 14, 2015 08:05 PM (KXGXi)
Posted by: Courageous fighter of blind kittens at January 14, 2015 08:14 PM (PEgKF)
Then they could act with courage.
Posted by: ubik at January 14, 2015 08:52 PM (lCc6O)
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