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Overnight Open Thread (7-21-2014)
"The bear is loose!" President Obama has been saying, whenever he leaves the White House to visit Starbucks, or sandwich shops, or burger joints, or BBQ shacks, or neighborhood diners, in his increasingly rote and pathetic attempts to "connect" with "real people." Obama, we have been told, is frustrated, "restless," bored with the responsibilities and chores of office. He thinks of himself as the bear-intimidating, wild, untamed, roving-escaping his den. But he is flattering himself. Obama is not the bear. He is the cub: aimless, naive, self-interested, self-indulgent, irresponsible, irresolute. The bear is in Moscow.
-- Matthew Continetti
We might as well replace the civil service with the spoils system. Because right now, we've just got a one-party spoils system.
-- Glenn Reynolds
After 2000 years there are no more Christians in Mosul, Iraq.
In a sort of reverse Passover, ISIS activists have marked the homes of Christians with the letter N for "Nassarah," an Islamic term for Christian, to identify the homes whose inhabitants were to be slaughtered.
In Mosul, ISIS has decreed that Christians must convert to Islam, acknowledge their status as dhimmis and pay the Jizyah tax, or be beheaded. This shouldn't be surprising; it is nothing more than what the Koran prescribes. To their credit, Mosul's Christians have mostly left their homes behind and fled toward Kurdish-controlled areas where they believe they will be safe.
Oh Boy: 'Chelsea' Manning to Begin Gender Switch Treatment in Prison
Sure betray your country by leaking national security documents, go to prison for 35 years, and we're still unable to deny you sexual reassignment treatments or anything else for that matter.
The Federal Government Wants Shippers to Snoop on Your Packages
Or else be indicted for not doing so like FedEx.
Back in March of last year, we were somewhat disturbed by UPS agreeing to forfeit $40 million to the US government for shipping drugs from "illegal internet pharmacies." Not that such drugs or pharmacies should be legal (that's a whole different discussion), but it's insane to pin the blame for the shipments on the shipping company, whose sole job is to get packages from point A to point B. In fact, we don't want shipping companies to be liable for what's in packages, because then they have not just the incentive, but the mandate to snoop through all our packages.
Apparently, FedEx was unwilling to fall on its sword and cough up a similar amount to the US government, so the DEA and DOJ have announced they've gotten a grand jury to indict the company for delivering drugs associated with internet pharmacies. You can read the full indictment, which tries to spin a variety of stories into evidence that somehow FedEx "knew" what was in those packages.
Why We Should Abolish the Corporate Income Tax
In 2013, the corporate income tax brought in $274 billion, slightly less than 10 percent of total federal revenue. Yet the endless arms race between the IRS and corporate attorneys and accountants consumes huge amounts of money, resources, and labor and vastly distorts the business environment.
UN Finds Rockets in a UN School, Returns Them to Hamas
Of course. To do any less might somehow in some fashion possibly help the Juice. And that is against the unofficial UN charter.
University of Wisconsin Faculty Votes to Apportion Grades by Race
That framework includes eight essential "working definitions," among them the already-discussed diversity, as well as others: "compositional diversity," "critical mass," "inclusion," "equity mindedness," "deficit-mindedness," "representational equity," and "excellence."Let us take a closer look at one of these working definitions included, namely "representational equity."
It calls for "proportional participation of historically underrepresented racial-ethnic groups at all levels of an institution, including high status special programs, high-demand majors, and in the distribution of grades."
Maybe they should simply cut to the chase and start just handing out Bachelors of Thinkology to their favored minorities.
He was one of the few major actors who could seamlessly switch between TV and movies. And one of the last Hollywood actors who was also a combat veteran:
Later, he joined the National Guard serving seven months in the United States. He then went to Korea for 14 months in the Regular Army, serving in the 5th Regimental Combat Team in the Korean War. He was wounded twice, first in the face and hand from shrapnel fire from a mortar round, and second on April 23, 1951, in the buttocks from friendly fire from U.S. fighter jets as he dove headfirst into a foxhole. Garner was awarded the Purple Heart in Korea for the first injury. For the second wound, he received a second Purple Heart (eligibility requirement: "As the result of friendly fire while actively engaging the enemy"), although Garner received the medal in 1983, 32 years after his injury. Garner was a self-described "scrounger" for his company in Korea, a role he later played in The Great Escape and The Americanization of Emily.
Here's a classic Garner scene from The Americanization of Emily.
The Happiness Benchmark by State
How much money do you need to make before you start maxing out your monetary happiness?
Despite the saying, money can buy happiness-but only up to a certain point. For each state, the annual salary you need to make before more money won't make you any happier is contingent, understandably, on the cost of living. The Huffington Post developed this map to show the happiness-plateau salary for each state based on new analysis by Doug Short, vice president of research at investment group Advisor Perspectives. Short's analysis combines the findings of a 2010 Princeton study by Daniel Kahneman and Angus Deaton, which set the national "happiness-benchmark" at $75,000 per year, with data about the cost of living in each state.
How the Japanese Coast Guard Deals With Intruding Ships
Sadness: The Original Rickroll Video Is Now Gone From YouTube
After 7+ years someone finally claimed copyright on it.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes.
And my twitter thang.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: toby928(C) at July 21, 2014 10:47 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2014 10:47 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2014 10:47 PM (z3Qlv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 21, 2014 10:47 PM (0AKks)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 10:47 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2014 10:47 PM (z3Qlv)
Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2014 10:48 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 10:48 PM (3HAAY)
Slate recently published an article warning parents of a most insidious "treatment" that is forced on babies without the babies' parents' consent. What is this "treatment"?
http://politicalhat.com/?p=6273
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 21, 2014 10:48 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 10:48 PM (PEIly)
Posted by: toby928(C) at July 21, 2014 10:48 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2014 10:49 PM (vvk2F)
Posted by: butthead at July 21, 2014 10:49 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 10:49 PM (3HAAY)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at July 21, 2014 10:49 PM (NKlr4)
Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2014 10:49 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 10:50 PM (T1005)
Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 21, 2014 10:50 PM (5hsHQ)
Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 21, 2014 10:50 PM (5hsHQ)
lol!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2014 10:50 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Vlad P at July 21, 2014 10:51 PM (F32ic)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 10:51 PM (PEIly)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 10:51 PM (3HAAY)
But, not this fucking clown in the white house. He's more rat or snake than bear
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 10:52 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Vlad P at July 21, 2014 10:51 PM (F32ic)
it's actually getting a little boring at this point, comrade. not like he's hard to fuck with, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2014 10:52 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2014 10:52 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at July 21, 2014 10:52 PM (+1T7c)
Hugh Hewitt: Make the Border Kids Americans (piece written by Hewitt, link is to Politico)
http://tinyurl.com/p3hy2qx
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2014 10:53 PM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: Moochelle at July 21, 2014 10:53 PM (F32ic)
Posted by: M. Schmuck at July 21, 2014 10:53 PM (NKlr4)
Posted by: toby928(C) at July 21, 2014 10:54 PM (QupBk)
it's actually getting a little boring at this point, comrade. not like he's hard to fuck with, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2014 10:52 PM (8lmkt)
I'm thinking TFG likes it up the ass
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 10:54 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 10:55 PM (3HAAY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 10:55 PM (1Mxs7)
JUST KIDDING NSA, I KEED I KEED!
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 10:55 PM (PEIly)
Weell, that's not what we called it in my day.
You youngins' and your content. A little more roughage in your diet will fix that.
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at July 21, 2014 10:55 PM (+1T7c)
Handwritten materials by Hitler, Stalin, Churchill, Roosevelt; propaganda stuff; invasion plans (the actual), and more.
Posted by: Beverly at July 21, 2014 10:55 PM (nvz7v)
Posted by: The beer is loose at July 21, 2014 10:55 PM (T1005)
Even rats and snakes are dangerous. TFG is only dangerous to the USA, everyone else can do as they please. Except Israel, you dirty Juice sit down, shut the fuck up, and accept the rockets of the Religion of Peace.
Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 21, 2014 10:56 PM (5hsHQ)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 10:56 PM (PEIly)
JUST KIDDING NSA, I KEED I KEED!
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 10:55 PM (PEIly)
it's very comforting to know that I am not, in fact, the drunkest one here. that said, i need to go watch some tee vee. however, i will be checking back on the commercial breaks, so please conduct yourselves accordingly.
Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2014 10:56 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at July 21, 2014 10:56 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 21, 2014 10:56 PM (cZmyL)
Posted by: Erowmero at July 21, 2014 10:57 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2014 10:57 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 10:57 PM (PEIly)
I guess I'm doing OK, but how do I know I wouldn't be happier with eight Porsches and two mansions full of lusty maids?
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 21, 2014 10:57 PM (vcwhw)
The US's 2nd (1st?) highest in the world corporate income tax also encourages businesses to move their headquarters overseas, sometimes only to unlock more capital they can use here in the US.
Talk about wasteful and unnecessary.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 21, 2014 10:57 PM (B6dG9)
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So I guess this is push-back against conservatives who are against higher academic standards?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 10:57 PM (1Mxs7)
As I recall the argument, GOP said oh no, we'd never let that happen, and the Dems said that would be the greatest thing evah, but that will never happen. It's only been about 20 years, and not only did it happen just as predicted, but the sumbitch has already blowed up once or twice.
But as I say, "Many of youse," on account of no one else in this great land has any memory what so ever of life before the megabanks. That's how the ratchet gets tightened. People are amazingly adaptable, and seem never to try to go back to what they had before. Ergo, the Bank of Taco Bell.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2014 10:58 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at July 21, 2014 10:58 PM (WuBo6)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American
Wha' ? Ya sayin' he's pushin' in his stool?
That content. That feller is prarie doggin' it.
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at July 21, 2014 10:58 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Vlad P at July 21, 2014 10:58 PM (F32ic)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 10:58 PM (3HAAY)
Hugh Hewitt: Make the Border Kids Americans (piece written by Hewitt, link is to Politico)
http://tinyurl.com/p3hy2qx
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2014 10:53 PM (Vh4i6)
******
No need to start, he's been a RINO for years.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2014 10:58 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2014 10:53 PM (Vh4i6)
I've been calling him a RINO for a while now.
Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2014 10:58 PM (sdi6R)
Rendell, the curator, said he bought a lot of this stuff years ago, back when no one, believe it or not, was collecting it -- some of it is the Holy Grail of WW II memorabilia.
The exhibit runs in NYC at the Grolier Club until August 2nd. Seriously, if you're a history buff, especially of that war, you must not miss it.
Posted by: Beverly at July 21, 2014 10:58 PM (nvz7v)
Posted by: M. Schmuck at July 21, 2014 10:58 PM (NKlr4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 10:59 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2014 10:59 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 10:59 PM (T1005)
Dude. It's Peaches. Of course she's topless.
On a totally unrelated topic, something just popped up that I gotta take care of. brb.
Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 21, 2014 10:59 PM (5hsHQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Leftist anti-Semite) at July 21, 2014 10:59 PM (QFxY5)
Obama likes to head to friendly bars, have a few drinks, push in the guys stools."
Yup. ISWYTDY.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 10:59 PM (3HAAY)
Posted by: wee too lo at July 21, 2014 10:59 PM (GsmA5)
Fleet Week, NYC
Parade of Bathhouses, SF
Starfish Festival, Key West
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:00 PM (PEIly)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 10:58 PM (3HAAY)
Good actor. Appears not to have accepted contracts & was anti 2nd amendment. Typical leftie
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:00 PM (HVff2)
http://tinyurl.com/p3hy2qx
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2014 10:53 PM (Vh4i6)
Declare them abandoned. Get them adopted by conservative Anglo families who will anglicize their name and bring them up as part of conservative Anglo culture.
I'll accept that compromise to let them stay.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 21, 2014 11:00 PM (lN8KC)
You're bating aren't you.
It's fine, no trubs.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 11:01 PM (3HAAY)
Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2014 11:01 PM (Qx1WV)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at July 21, 2014 11:02 PM (WuBo6)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2014 11:02 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Leftist anti-Semite) at July 21, 2014 10:59 PM (QFxY5)
JP Morganstein
Chasestein
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:03 PM (HVff2)
Or just some heads on spikes?
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:03 PM (PEIly)
Problem is most of the 'abandoned' ones are in their late teens.... and not really abandoned.
Only 20% are said to be in that category at all...
and most of those are late Teen Boys...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2014 11:03 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2014 10:59 PM (JdEZJ)
Ooooh! Jesus Christ!
Posted by: Mr. Slave at July 21, 2014 11:03 PM (lN8KC)
Weasels are actually impressive little bastards.
Obama is more reminiscent of a rat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2014 11:04 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2014 11:01 PM (Qx1WV)
I am insulted!
Posted by: I. M. Weasel at July 21, 2014 11:04 PM (lN8KC)
Hugh Hewitt: Make the Border Kids Americans (piece written by Hewitt, link is to Politico)
http://tinyurl.com/p3hy2qx
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2014 10:53 PM (Vh4i6)
Declare them abandoned. Get them adopted by conservative Anglo
families who will anglicize their name and bring them up as part of
conservative Anglo culture.
I'll accept that compromise to let them stay.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 21, 2014 11:00 PM (lN8KC)
I had initially considered considered that, but then they'd be educated by teachers' unions......
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:04 PM (T1005)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:04 PM (PEIly)
Only 20% are said to be in that category at all...
and most of those are late Teen Boys...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2014 11:03 PM (84gbM)
Not TOO old...
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 21, 2014 11:04 PM (lN8KC)
Oh, yes, he was. Not much unlike Clint E.
Both icons. Not all perfect but I do give the man his honor upon his death.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 11:05 PM (3HAAY)
Or just some heads on spikes?
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:03 PM (PEIly)
Another Passover?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:05 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:05 PM (1Mxs7)
Christians with the letter N for "Nassarah," an Islamic term for
Christian, to identify the homes whose inhabitants were to be
slaughtered."
Ah. The "Religion of Pieces."
Fucking savages, the lot of them.
I wouldn't kill them all, per se, just push them off the Cliffs of Dover and let physics take it from there.
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:05 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at July 21, 2014 11:05 PM (WuBo6)
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Corporations should not pay taxes, period. It's just another way for
govt to exert control. And look at the mountains of people, (e.g.,
accountants, lawyers) intelligent people, whose only purpose is to avoid
or minimize taxes. Any taxes a business pays are passed on in higher
prices for goods and services anyway. The consumers ay the "business"
taxes. The "owners" of businesses, small and large, already pay taxes on
the dividends an salaries they receive.
Can you imagine the tidal wave of innovation and productivity that would be released if business taxes were eliminated?
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 21, 2014 09:11 PM (8MjqI)"
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 21, 2014 11:06 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:06 PM (PEIly)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:06 PM (1Mxs7)
families who will anglicize their name and bring them up as part of
conservative Anglo culture.
You can call them whatever you want, unless they are infants, it is too late.
Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2014 11:06 PM (Qx1WV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 11:05 PM (3HAAY)
1st thing I said RK he was a good actor. Loved the stuff he did. Just a typical leftie
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:06 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:04 PM (T1005)
What if we accept the illegals if the Central American countries got the teachers and their union on a 1 for 1 basis?
Posted by: The Education Hat at July 21, 2014 11:07 PM (lN8KC)
Yup....there is nothing gentle about that maneuver. The Chinese ship is getting crunched. You can see the deflection in the steel of the hull.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2014 11:07 PM (QFxY5)
Every ethnic minority who graduates from that school will automatically be considered inferior to a white student.
Just like with Obama, he taints everything he touches. Everyone who praises him, allies with him, looks like him, graduated from Harvard, they will all have the stink of Obama on them. All those Wall Street Cronies, all those ass kissing CEOs. All the newsies. Democrats. If Obama goes away, where does that leave all his syncophants?
Posted by: M. Schmuck at July 21, 2014 11:07 PM (NKlr4)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:07 PM (PEIly)
Well, there we go.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 11:08 PM (3HAAY)
I wish they would do that to the Sea Sheppard.
Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2014 11:08 PM (Qx1WV)
Fucking savages, the lot of them.
I wouldn't kill them all, per se, just push them off the Cliffs of Dover and let physics take it from there.
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:05 PM (x3YFz)
Good to see you T9. Your science quizz sounds good to me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:09 PM (HVff2)
Or just some heads on spikes?
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:03 PM (PEIly)
Another Passover?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:05 PM (HVff2)
Brian Dennehy played the Angel of Death.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2014 11:09 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2014 11:09 PM (z3Qlv)
http://tinyurl.com/p3hy2qx
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2014 10:53 PM (Vh4i6)
Declare them abandoned. Get them adopted by conservative Anglo
families who will anglicize their name and bring them up as part of
conservative Anglo culture.
I'll accept that compromise to let them stay.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 21, 2014 11:00 PM (lN8KC)
Aye.
Try adopting in the US. At one point we were bringing in about $250K/yr between us, wanted to adopt, in our late 30's. Nope. Not in the US of fucking Planned Parenthood A.
Abortion is free, adoption is impossible. Planned homicide is more like it.
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:09 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 21, 2014 11:10 PM (Q8vlx)
That would be a magnificent ad campaign in Catholic Central and South America.
Send your kids to America! They'll be adopted by Maricones!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2014 11:10 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:10 PM (PEIly)
I had initially considered considered that, but then they'd be educated by teachers' unions......
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:04 PM (T1005)
What if we accept the illegals if the Central American countries got the teachers and their union on a 1 for 1 basis?
Posted by: The Education Hat at July 21, 2014 11:07 PM (lN8KC)
Dunno. It's probably worth a try....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:10 PM (T1005)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:07 PM (PEIly)
They would like that, win-win
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:10 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:11 PM (PEIly)
There is kind of a squishy thud at the end of the fall.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 21, 2014 11:11 PM (0AKks)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 21, 2014 11:13 PM (jtgkZ)
And, gee, something obviously happened in the 1998-1999 time frame with the sudden flood of bank mergers.
Ah! Repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act.
Another policy time bomb signed into law by Bill Clinton. Which blew up a decade later with consequences we're still living through.
Funny how those gauzy retrospectives of the wonderful marvelous Clinton years always leave out certain details.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2014 11:13 PM (noWW6)
You never want to look back at the inhumanities of the past and snicker. It all comes around again.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2014 11:13 PM (xq1UY)
There is kind of a squishy thud at the end of the fall.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 21, 2014 11:11 PM (0AKks)
As Richard Feynman would argue: "we need to test this theory."
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:13 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 11:14 PM (3HAAY)
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:09 PM (x3YFz)
*****
I dunno. My now Ex and I adopted 18 years ago, about 150k income at the time. We did it privately, total costs about 35k. It can be done, but if we had tried it in a non private environment, never woulda happened.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2014 11:15 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Wukranian Radar Guy at July 21, 2014 11:15 PM (PEIly)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:15 PM (T1005)
I am sure that Israel will welcome the Iraqi Christians, because apparently nobody else will.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2014 11:15 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 11:16 PM (3HAAY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 21, 2014 11:16 PM (NMKlM)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 21, 2014 11:17 PM (jtgkZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:09 PM (HVff2)
hey MH, thanks!
marriage anniversary tomorrow, so needless to say (how to put it delicately) me the missus are.. um... at odds?
It's the polite way of saying we're both reaching for sidearms.
Thank God she can't shoot for shit.
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:17 PM (x3YFz)
That tax and automatic withholding are the matter-antimatter reactor powering the Federal Empire.
We will never be free as long as they are there.
Posted by: eman at July 21, 2014 11:17 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Japanese Coast Guard at July 21, 2014 11:18 PM (PEIly)
Posted by: Blanco
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With god as my witness, I thought Muslims could fly.
Posted by: Les Nessman at July 21, 2014 11:19 PM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: eman at July 21, 2014 11:17 PM (MQEz6)
Income tax going away?
hah... I've got a better chance of getting knocked up.
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:19 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2014 11:19 PM (JdEZJ)
Its like the guy was trying to generate comment for open threads all over the internet!
http://tinyurl.com/oy9ybvt
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2014 11:20 PM (5DM9u)
As I said before. Conservatives go to jail while Progressives get sexual reassignment and/or tenure with just a smidge of jail.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 21, 2014 11:20 PM (NMKlM)
After the corporate income tax is gone what will be the argument for keeping the individual income tax?
That tax and automatic withholding are the matter-antimatter reactor powering the Federal Empire.
>>>Simple. It's there to backstop the $16T in government bonds that politicians borrowed in your name before distributing the money to their cronies.....
We will never be free as long as they are there.
>>>Which is precisely what was intended at the time.
Posted by: eman at July 21, 2014 11:17 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:20 PM (T1005)
It's the polite way of saying we're both reaching for sidearms. -------
Well nothing like a special day, with a bang
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:20 PM (HVff2)
They have the original telegram on Dec. 7th from Pearl Harbor ("This Is No Drill"); a real ENIGMA machine; Hitler's speech notes for his Reichstag speech; Churchill's notes for one of his great speeches; and a lot more -- you literally won't believe you're looking at all this.
A favorite WWII film is Enigma with Kate Winslet, Saffron Burrows and some fucking limeys. Does a great job of capturing the quiet desperation of England during the war.
Also, Ms. Burrows' perky boobies.
The film was produced by Mick Jagger and Lorne Michaels (yes, that one). Jagger lent his personally owned original 4 rotor Enigma machine to the film as a prop.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2014 11:21 PM (8v9fw)
Posted by: Marrige Ain't Nuttin at July 21, 2014 11:21 PM (PEIly)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2014 11:21 PM (3HAAY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:22 PM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: Whales crapped on Hiroshima at July 21, 2014 11:22 PM (wu/TK)
There is kind of a squishy thud at the end of the fall.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 21, 2014 11:11 PM (0AKks)
As Richard Feynman would argue: "we need to test this theory."
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:13 PM (x3YFz)
Yeah, like maybe 1.4 billion times.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2014 11:22 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: eman at July 21, 2014 11:17 PM (MQEz6)
Income tax going away?
hah... I've got a better chance of getting knocked up.
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:19 PM (x3YFz)
It can be done (the tax part). The key to success is to declare it is your goal and not budge an inch.
Posted by: eman at July 21, 2014 11:22 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:20 PM (HVff2)
funny how words take on different meanings with age.
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:23 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Les Nessman at July 21, 2014 11:19 PM (1Mxs7)
WKRP in Muzzieville. Jennifer in a burka would suck
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:23 PM (HVff2)
What do you call Bergs and Chels in the same cell?
Posted by: Double Bottoms at July 21, 2014 11:23 PM (PEIly)
I just cannot believe this at all. Yeah sure, it's been gloriously cool here in the Great Black Swamp (no mosquitoes yet!), but I went to college and am not a rube; I know it can get hot someplace else.
So where in hell is that someplace? I've heard nothing but reports of cooler than normal temps all over the country. But we are being deceived, apparently. In truth, the earth is baking beneath our very feet. And we didn't even notice.
Lucky we have Science to straighten us out on all that.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2014 11:23 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:19 PM (x3YFz)
Um....you're married....you don't have sex.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2014 11:23 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: pug at July 21, 2014 11:24 PM (uT0LN)
I'm picturing a big black sack with two watermelons underneath. Yowsa!
Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2014 11:24 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:23 PM (x3YFz)
Yes indeed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:25 PM (HVff2)
What if there were holes for the titties to stick out of?
Say, how about a reverse burka that only covers the head hands and feet?
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:25 PM (PEIly)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2014 11:23 PM (QFxY5)
Ya ruined the joke by pointing out the obvious.
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:26 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: pug at July 21, 2014 11:24 PM (uT0LN)
Too easy and unsatisfactory
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:26 PM (HVff2)
Though Herb in one, to shield innocent children from his wardrobe...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 21, 2014 11:26 PM (NMKlM)
Today's already existing reality. Many people now automatically assume that black and Hispanic students have been given a leg up in the grading process over their white and Asian fellow students. With considerable factual basis.
At my alma mater, dear old Whassamatta U, old hands tell me the institutional pressure to pass black and Hispanic students is crushing. It's one thing to hand out easy high grades in soft subjective Something Something Studies, but in rigorous objective STEM fields, things aren't so easy.
So huge resources get poured into "tutoring" which verges on outright handing out exam answers in advance, and perks like special ethnic-minority office hours. And still, certain students just aren't performing.
The obvious answer is, flunk them out of the university, or at least redirect them to Something Something Studies. But no. Instead, the junior and adjunct profs without tenure, who carry most of the undergrad teaching load, are being quietly told that they need to pass X number of black/Hispanic students, or else their own hopes of career advancement are toast.
This is ultimately going to rot the entire structure and render these degrees completely worthless for hiring and professional qualification purposes.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2014 11:27 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: pug at July 21, 2014 11:24 PM (uT0LN)
Too easy and unsatisfactory
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:26 PM (HVff2)
And too expensive.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 21, 2014 11:27 PM (cZmyL)
So where in hell is that someplace?
***
Inside their computer simulations? IIRC, the unadjusted numbers say this was the cold winter/spring in NA in recorded history.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2014 11:27 PM (5DM9u)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:15 PM (T1005)
One of my favorite guitar compositions of all time.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2014 11:27 PM (mx5oN)
Fucking savages, the lot of them.
I wouldn't kill them all, per se, just push them off the Cliffs of Dover and let physics take it from there.
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:05 PM (x3YFz)
I have faith that Allah will miracle their asses to a soft landing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2014 11:28 PM (8v9fw)
Um....you're married....you don't have sex.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2014 11:23 PM (QFxY5)
Ya ruined the joke by pointing out the obvious.
Posted by: TangoNine at July 21, 2014 11:26 PM (x3YFz)
I was thing that the second one to get to the rolling pin could get "knocked-up"....side the head.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:28 PM (T1005)
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Yeah. Also, this news: http://tinyurl.com/nmvkttg
Record crops, lower prices.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:28 PM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: wee too lo at July 21, 2014 11:29 PM (GsmA5)
***
But don't worry, once your marriage hits that point it likely won't last.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2014 11:29 PM (5DM9u)
Isn't that right Rep. Guitierrez?
Funny how a lot of that shit is going around. Going to get real interesting REAL quick.
Fuck it.
Evenin' all..
Posted by: RWC at July 21, 2014 11:29 PM (QUZnq)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 21, 2014 11:30 PM (mZwQM)
Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2014 11:32 PM (LUnTP)
http://tinyurl.com/lj6k5el
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:33 PM (1Mxs7)
So Bailey or Mary-Ann?
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 21, 2014 11:30 PM (mZwQM)
Oooooo, good one.
I remember Bailey as having a teeny bit of a dirty hippie vibe, so I'm going with the farm girl.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2014 11:34 PM (8v9fw)
Posted by: Craven Comix at July 21, 2014 11:35 PM (wu/TK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 21, 2014 11:35 PM (NMKlM)
This is ultimately going to rot the entire structure and render
these degrees completely worthless for hiring and professional
qualification purposes.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2014 11:27 PM (noWW6)
Boy, has that ship sailed....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:36 PM (T1005)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2014 11:37 PM (UUwF9)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:37 PM (PEIly)
Took 20 hours of labor, my nephew married a trouper! It's a boy, will carry on the family name.
Yeah, I denounce myself as a sexist. Funny thing is my wife is just as happy.
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2014 11:38 PM (o/90i)
Though Herb in one, to shield innocent children from his wardrobe...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 21, 2014 11:26 PM (NMKlM
Chuckles
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:38 PM (HVff2)
The crew over at Anthony Watts' site have been meticulously dissecting all of these bullshit claims. It turns out to be pretty easy to generate "record heat" when you go back in and quietly retroactively adjust the historical temperature figures downward.
Which is what has been going on.
On the up side, I really do get the sense that even in places like Commiefornia, the popular zeitgeist is starting to realize that something is amiss. People are looking out their own windows and saying, hold on a second, this is just weather, and within the personally experienced normal scope of historical weather to boot.
The scam still seems to work on the yoof, but then again, their memories of what the normal scope of weather is are necessarily short ones. As they move into their 30s and beyond, they too may start to quietly wonder about the discrepancy between their own observations and the official dogma.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2014 11:39 PM (noWW6)
This is ultimately going to rot the entire structure and render these degrees completely worthless for hiring and professional qualification purposes.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2014 11:27 PM (noWW6)
Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 21, 2014 11:39 PM (+Fae7)
As for the racial grading...How do they plan to account students of mixed race?What if you're 50/50 black/white (like, say, our Dear Leader)? What if you're multiple races/ethnicities? Say hispanic/anglo/afro-caribbean?
Race, like much of life, is never clear cut. (It's mostly all just made up horseshit, too, but that's another discussion.)
Progressive racialists are nothing but nuevo-segregationists. At some point they'll eventually conclude that racial and ethnic mixing is bad simply for the fact that it makes it that much harder to make sense of their own fucking bullshit.
Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2014 11:39 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:40 PM (PEIly)
So what's this I hear about you owning cat ears?
I have this weird urge to pick that girl's nose.
Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2014 11:41 PM (LUnTP)
I loved Dave "Iowahawk" Burge's response to the classic "Ginger or Mary Ann" question.
He said, "Mrs. Howell. I need the money."
Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2014 11:41 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2014 11:37 PM (UUwF9)
Off a cliff with a muzzie
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:41 PM (HVff2)
***
But don't worry, once your marriage hits that point it likely won't last.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2014 11:29 PM (5DM9u)
*****
True that. Married for 17 years, 14 of them pretty good. At year 15, knees got welded. Menopause was cited. Doctor's visits happened. Drugs were prescribed. Nothing changed. Bottomline was thst her Mom went through the same thkng, and simply said no. Her dad was an affluent guy, and I'm sure went out and had fun. Sucked, as she chose to emulate mom.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2014 11:42 PM (ojnk6)
wonder about the discrepancy between their own observations and the
official dogma.
Especially as the number of record-setting cold/snowy/rainy winters start to add up and, I hope, don't add up to another mini-Ice Age.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 21, 2014 11:42 PM (GsmA5)
So Bailey or Mary-Ann?
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 21, 2014 11:30 PM (mZwQM)
Oooooo, good one.
I remember Bailey as having a teeny bit of a dirty hippie vibe, so I'm going with the farm girl.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2014 11:34 PM (8v9fw)
Ummmmm, yeah.
http://tinyurl.com/ndg6295
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 21, 2014 11:42 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 21, 2014 11:43 PM (jtgkZ)
After a 2 mile jaunt today I'm off to bed. Be well all. I just learned I have a new grt grandnephew.
Took 20 hours of labor, my nephew married a trouper! It's a boy, will carry on the family name.
Yeah, I denounce myself as a sexist. Funny thing is my wife is just as happy.
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2014 11:38 PM (o/90i)
Congrats!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:43 PM (T1005)
The homogeneity that dare not speak its name
Posted by: Ready for Warren, Beavers? at July 21, 2014 11:43 PM (wu/TK)
This is ultimately going to rot the entire structure and render these degrees completely worthless for hiring and professional qualification purposes.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2014 11:27 PM (noWW6)
Per zombie's now classic piece on the American leftists' racist motivations, I firmly believe that they're doing this specifically to fuck over black and brown folks to keep them incarcerated on the plantation/Konzentrationslager/kolkhoz.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2014 11:44 PM (8v9fw)
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Their political philosophy will be the ultimate deciding factor..., as it will be for all of us. Thus Toure gets an 'A', Thomas Sowell, a 'C'. Oh yeah, Obama, an easy 'A'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:44 PM (1Mxs7)
I loved Dave "Iowahawk" Burge's response to the classic "Ginger or Mary Ann" question.
He said, "Mrs. Howell. I need the money."
Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2014 11:41 PM (noWW6)
Lovey was also a freak between the sheets!!!
Posted by: Thurston Howell, III at July 21, 2014 11:45 PM (+Fae7)
What's wrong with cat ears? Uni and I were designed with them by humans. Got a problem with that? Humans, always projecting their fetishes upon innocent unsuspecting androids and then acting freaked at the results.
Come on Uni, think Buaku has a nice museum job lined up. Lots of jewels to dress up in.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 21, 2014 11:45 PM (NMKlM)
Took 20 hours of labor, my nephew married a trouper! It's a boy, will carry on the family name.
Yeah, I denounce myself as a sexist. Funny thing is my wife is just as happy.
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2014 11:38 PM (o/90i)
Congratulations!
Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2014 11:45 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 21, 2014 11:45 PM (GsmA5)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimline from Brattleboro,VT at July 21, 2014 11:47 PM (hP/Mt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:47 PM (1Mxs7)
these degrees completely worthless for hiring and professional
qualification purposes.
McDonalds will require a Masters degree to operate the fry machine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 21, 2014 11:47 PM (cZmyL)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/selection-du-weekend-97-49.jpg
Posted by: andycanuck at July 21, 2014 11:48 PM (GsmA5)
Posted by: Public Works Necropolis at July 21, 2014 11:49 PM (wu/TK)
Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2014 11:51 PM (JdEZJ)
these degrees completely worthless for hiring and professional
qualification purposes.
>>>> McDonalds will require a Masters degree to operate the fry machine.
Harrison Bergeron, please pick up the non-colored courtesy phone.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2014 11:51 PM (UUwF9)
Posted by: Joan Rivers at July 21, 2014 11:51 PM (PEIly)
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Their political philosophy will be the ultimate deciding factor..., as it will be for all of us. Thus Toure gets an 'A', Thomas Sowell, a 'C'. Oh yeah, Obama, an easy 'A'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:44 PM (1Mxs7)
My junior baby girl who cried when Mitt lost writes all her papers so her profs don't realize she's a con on a UW campus
Sad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:52 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:44 PM (1Mxs7)
Ooohhhhhh, that's true! And then I consider that minorites...black, latino, whichever...are not considered true to their roots should they display traits considered "white". Like poor and stupid blacks are true black while blacks that show a love of learning and a spirit of entrepreneurialism are slammed for acting "white" and not true to their roots.
Progressivism - where you don't actually conform? We'll just make you conform. Or else.
Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2014 11:52 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: ProgTards at July 21, 2014 11:53 PM (PEIly)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/selection-du-weekend-97-49.jpg
Posted by: andycanuck at July 21, 2014 11:48 PM (GsmA5)
It's only logical for her to conquer my hairy ass.
Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2014 11:54 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: ProgTards at July 21, 2014 11:53 PM (PEIly)
Yeah, coexist this (name your favorite caliber)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2014 11:55 PM (HVff2)
Sad
Posted by: Misanthropic
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Sounds like every day of my life. I live in a town filthy with progressives. Just driving down the street makes me queasy. Can't afford to leave.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:56 PM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2014 11:56 PM (UUwF9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:57 PM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:58 PM (1Mxs7)
No more toad-eating, trapeze whores, or smoking chimps until we can feed our children, offspring, prey, or whatever the hell the little bastards are!
Posted by: JoJo, She-Wolf of the SS & the Clown Car at July 21, 2014 11:58 PM (PEIly)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2014 11:59 PM (UUwF9)
Us conservatives are kindred souls stuck in armpitty areas hang in there Mr. Hammer! We need ya
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2014 12:00 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: cool arrow at July 22, 2014 12:00 AM (7XKHI)
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:00 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:00 AM (NMKlM)
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/68075
But, really, once you get past seasoned...what? Seven? Eight? Maybe nine? You have zero reason to watch. I still don't know why anyone watches that tired old piece of shit anymore.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:03 AM (LUnTP)
And really, bear is loose?! Beside the obvious soviet reference isn't it more of a "the koala is wondering around" situation?
Posted by: ETF 3 at July 22, 2014 12:04 AM (V/9Hc)
Ichigo,, "What Ryukia? What now?"
Ryukia, "I sense a Hollow nearby."
Ichigo draws his zampakto, "Where?"
From a distance, "hhmmm donuts...."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:06 AM (NMKlM)
Heh. Just complete a auction sale on Ebay. Sold a horn button to a Russian.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:07 AM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 22, 2014 12:08 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Guido 'loves the ukulele' at July 22, 2014 12:08 AM (VwjGX)
I gave a RESET button to a Russian but it didn't work out that well.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at July 22, 2014 12:10 AM (FMNSK)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2014 12:10 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2014 12:11 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Misanthropic
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There is an underground of conservatives here where I live. We stick together..., and occasionally stick something in the spokes of the Prog wheel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:11 AM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:11 AM (NMKlM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:11 AM (1Mxs7)
Yoga? Sounds a little ghey.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2014 12:11 AM (FMNSK)
Their last really great episode was "You Only Move Twice".
No, I have no fucking clue what season that was. A long, long time ago, anyhoo.
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 22, 2014 12:13 AM (mZwQM)
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 22, 2014 12:13 AM (dULJN)
Unfathomable to me.
Same reason people still watch Letterman.
Boggles my mind. For fuck sakes there are 80 other channels people.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:13 AM (fsLdt)
I'm looking for a smaller wheel for my autocross car. I don't like where the current one makes me put my hands.
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2014 12:14 AM (JdEZJ)
Sad
Posted by: Misanthropic
Do what you gotta do to get the grade, no shame in that.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 22, 2014 12:15 AM (U4SLf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2014 12:15 AM (cZmyL)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:15 AM (fsLdt)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:17 AM (fsLdt)
No, I have no fucking clue what season that was. A long, long time ago, anyhoo.
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 22, 2014 12:13 AM (mZwQM)
Season eight, with the super nice supervillain that gives Homer the Denver Broncos. One of the best episodes of anything.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:17 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:17 AM (NMKlM)
It was purchased, to my satisfaction, by a Higher Up at The Heritage Foundation.
I warned him that it tends to steer to the right.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:18 AM (1Mxs7)
Nostalgia, maybe?
The last good thing I saw of the Simpsons was the Simpsons' movie, which was great because it was EPA that almost destroyed Springfield (they had to get their digs at Alaska though).
Family Guy got utterly intolerable after Season 3, which is when I figure Seth Macfarlane fell way too in love with himself i.e. insisted on himself.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 22, 2014 12:18 AM (B6dG9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:19 AM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2014 12:19 AM (HVff2)
212 FXX to air every episode of The Simpsons ever in 12 day marathon. http://www.aintitcool.com/node/68075 But, really, once you get past seasoned...what? Seven? Eight? Maybe nine? You have zero reason to watch. I still don't know why anyone watches that tired old piece of shit anymore.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:03 AM (LUnTP
For me the cutoff is right around 2001-2002. Hell I haven't even watched any reruns in forever.
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2014 12:20 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Misanthropic
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Just when my eyes started working again..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:20 AM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: Jim Garner at July 22, 2014 12:21 AM (sHrus)
I think Salvador Dali painted this ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 22, 2014 12:22 AM (mZwQM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:23 AM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2014 12:23 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2014 11:38 PM (o/90i)
Congrats!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 21, 2014 11:43 PM (T1005]
TY for your congrats.
I'm the family historian and just thrilled at this birth. Not that I'd care if it was a girl, she might carry on the name, it's kinda unique.
My Dad is headed down there to see his newest grt. grandchild. It's all good.
BTW, did you notice our current Preznit is a POS?
Regards, T
Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2014 12:24 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: AnnaS at July 22, 2014 12:24 AM (Npv5I)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:24 AM (fsLdt)
http://www.e2046.com/product/19480
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:17 AM (NMKlM)
I'm not a statue collector but that one makes a good case for becoming one.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:25 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Capt. Bud Light at July 22, 2014 12:25 AM (sHrus)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2014 12:19 AM (HVff2)
*******
I take it too. I just make it a point not to post after. I learned the hard way, after a number of nonsensical posts. As soon as the little pill goes down the gullet, the fingers stop.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2014 12:25 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 22, 2014 12:18 AM (B6dG9)
Can't tell you the season but I know the episode that turned me off of Family Guy. It was the one where they find that Mel Gibson has made Passion of the Christ 2 and its a buddy cop movie with Jesus, and Peter wants to destroy it.
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2014 12:26 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:27 AM (fsLdt)
Did you see how JJ Abrams has ruined the Incom T-65 X-wing?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:27 AM (NMKlM)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2014 12:27 AM (jucos)
It's not an ordinary Focus though and fast enough to win STF class for the last 8 events.
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2014 12:27 AM (JdEZJ)
***
Except maybe in San Francisco.
Posted by: cool arrow at July 22, 2014 12:28 AM (7XKHI)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 22, 2014 12:15 AM (U4SLf)
Well after fighting her frosh year it was clear in her field, you give them what they want or you flunk out, she said hell yeah I can put with that bullshit.
On that note really need t o lurk. You morons & Ettes be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2014 12:29 AM (HVff2)
Do not Internet or operate heavy machinery while taking Ambien.
Do not taunt happy fun Ambien.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:29 AM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Yancy Derringer at July 22, 2014 12:29 AM (/cUUk)
Yoga? Sounds a little ghey.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2014 12:11 AM (FMNSK)<<<
Especially if he bought the yoga pants to go with it.
Posted by: NTTAWWT at July 22, 2014 12:30 AM (a6ptJ)
So when does the paid vacation start?
Posted by: Your New Employee at July 22, 2014 12:30 AM (FMNSK)
Posted by: Yancy Derringer at July 22, 2014 12:29 AM (/cUUk)
but first you will blow me
Posted by: shotgun at July 22, 2014 12:31 AM (sHrus)
Posted by: Animal House at July 22, 2014 12:31 AM (/cUUk)
Where are the tweets of outrage from celebrities?
Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2014 12:31 AM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Shogun with a shotgun at July 22, 2014 12:32 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:32 AM (fsLdt)
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2014 12:26 AM (zt+N6)
The manatees must have been given LSD-laced water the day they fetched the idea balls for that episode.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 22, 2014 12:33 AM (B6dG9)
Posted by: Your New Employee at July 22, 2014 12:30 AM (FMNSK)
************
I've gotten this one too. Another millennial, although not AA. I like "When can I get on your insurance, my girlfriend is pregnant and I need coverage." This was in the interview. No thanks. Unfortunately I am in the position of hiring people for my business.... things are NOT getting better.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2014 12:33 AM (jucos)
Instead of unleavened bread & bitters loaded carbines of all shapes & sizes be prayed about that should help. Shalom
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2014 12:33 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2014 12:34 AM (FMNSK)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2014 12:31 AM (aTXUx)
Christians don't count in hollywoood, 'cept for chumps buying tickets or not...
Posted by: Capt. Bud Light at July 22, 2014 12:34 AM (sHrus)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2014 12:34 AM (aTXUx)
----------------
I would never say that. Winning is far more dependent on driving skills than vehicle, and driving is 100% fun, win or lose.
Jimmy Clark came within 6.5 seconds of the Silverstone lap record, driving a 3 ton Ford truck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:34 AM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:27 AM (NMKlM)
All I can remember is the slightly beat up look and the blue stripe. Otherwise I didn't look too closely.
What did I miss?
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:35 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:32 AM (fsLdt)
*****
Yeah, about that, depends on the chick in question. This is truly an individual thing.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2014 12:35 AM (ojnk6)
Even if Allahpundit's kinda clickbait story is true, a Republican Senate isn't going to stop the whole host of horrors that a failed Obama foreign policy will unleash on us from now until 2016.
Just wait and see.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 22, 2014 12:35 AM (B6dG9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:35 AM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:36 AM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:27 AM (NMKlM)
<<<
JJ Abrams... that is why you fail.
Leave that one in the swamp will I.
Posted by: Yoda at July 22, 2014 12:36 AM (a6ptJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2014 12:34 AM (FMNSK)
Thank God I'm in my underwear already!
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:36 AM (LUnTP)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/491299099337957376
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/491300055492460544
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/491435742401277952
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/491437687388127232
Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2014 12:37 AM (aTXUx)
Computer Science majors are a dime a dozen. Techs who really know what they are doing are far and few between.
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2014 12:37 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: The bear is "loose" IYKWIM at July 22, 2014 12:37 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:37 AM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Capt. Bud Light at July 22, 2014 12:25 AM (sHrus)
Most Democrats that I know would show them the Christians' homes.
Shit, they probably would do it to save the muzzies time and money for the paint.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffie Scamper at July 22, 2014 12:37 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2014 12:38 AM (jucos)
Compliance pic alert!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2014 12:34 AM (FMNSK)
#WarOnWeakStomachs
Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2014 12:39 AM (aTXUx)
Posted by: EZpreezy at July 22, 2014 12:40 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: The bear is "loose" IYKWIM at July 22, 2014 12:37 AM (/cUUk)
nope,
shitting in the woods is a learned skill, which he does not have
hi, nsa!
Posted by: Capt. Bud Light at July 22, 2014 12:40 AM (sHrus)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2014 12:40 AM (FMNSK)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 12:40 AM (NLEgK)
Next event is Sunday. I can hardly wait!
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2014 12:41 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Yogi Berra at July 22, 2014 12:41 AM (/cUUk)
hi, nsa!
Posted by: Capt
------------
I doubt he has ever *been* in the woods. I expect that he hates Camp David...., which Bush loved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:42 AM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:42 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2014 12:42 AM (fsLdt)
Shit, they probably would do it to save the muzzies time and money for the paint.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffie Scamper at July 22, 2014 12:37 AM (+Fae7)
even LIV christians are starting to sort this out
Posted by: Capt. Bud Light at July 22, 2014 12:43 AM (sHrus)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:43 AM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 21, 2014 11:47 PM
TY, you are correct. And I am drunk.
My bro's son, Jeff has had a child, my grt nephew is the newborn Benjamin.
I'm not that damn old, I inserted 1 too many generations, my mistake.
Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2014 12:44 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: In search of a punchline at July 22, 2014 12:44 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:44 AM (NMKlM)
You got that right Mike. He probably thinks the woods are icky.
I'd bet the sorry sob couldn't change a flat tire if he had to.
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2014 12:45 AM (JdEZJ)
We're fukkin' like mink again, but not as often.
Posted by: Hank at July 22, 2014 12:45 AM (jYWac)
Posted by: Nasty Prisms Good Sir Nothingface at July 22, 2014 12:46 AM (lN8KC)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2014 12:46 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Lotus at July 22, 2014 12:46 AM (/cUUk)
Hilarious.
Really, almost every story about that guy is magical. Like how he'd use up a quarter of the tires, or a third of the brakes, and still outrace his competitors. He was a genius.
Aside from the accent, he's 13/16ths why Scottish people spook me, in a good way, still.
Especially the redheaded lasses ...
Cue the "So I Married An Axe Murderer" clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdxDjJNsnv0
Wait, Jim isn't in that?
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 22, 2014 12:46 AM (mZwQM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:44 AM (NMKlM)
Well, it is not supposed to be contemporary with the X-wings from the original trilogy...
Posted by: Lord Vaders Helmet at July 22, 2014 12:47 AM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, mostly refocused at July 22, 2014 12:49 AM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: Lotus at July 22, 2014 12:49 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: jc at July 22, 2014 12:49 AM (iRJ+A)
We're fukkin' like mink again, but not as often.
Posted by: Hank at July 22, 2014 12:45 AM (jYWac)
****
Tried that, was accused of treating her like a prostitute. I neglected to mention that a Pro actually performed for the cash, as opposed to what she had become.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2014 12:49 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Capt. Bud Light at July 22, 2014 12:50 AM (sHrus)
Yeah, because in what world would you have guys piloting fighters and bombers that were older than them?
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 12:50 AM (NLEgK)
Posted by: Post-menopausal Scarlett at July 22, 2014 12:51 AM (/cUUk)
308 Robert - no astromech on the new one. Also changed the engine intakes - instead of one per engine, its one big 787 intake for each wing, the aft of each engine has been Victorian Steampunk'd it seems. And a built in boarding ladder. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:44 AM (NMKlM) Well, it is not supposed to be contemporary with the X-wings from the original trilogy...
Posted by: Lord Vaders Helmet at July 22, 2014 12:47 AM (lN8KC)
The lack of the Astromech though is what really bugs me. Yeah you can have the other changes, but that is a staple of the X-wing.
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2014 12:51 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2014 12:52 AM (APrDF)
If the Star Wars universe has progress like ours, the astromech now lives in the pilot's breast pocket.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 12:53 AM (NLEgK)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 22, 2014 12:53 AM (/D9Jb)
Posted by: A pregnant meno-pause at July 22, 2014 12:54 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 12:54 AM (NLEgK)
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2014 12:54 AM (APrDF)
Posted by: JJ Abrams at July 22, 2014 12:55 AM (a6ptJ)
Posted by: Yogi Berra at July 22, 2014 12:55 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 12:44 AM (NMKlM)
Well...shit.
I didn't watch the actual video on AICN but...no atromech? Nuts to that!
And, yeah, now that I look again, you're right. Dude! Well...maybe it's a variant?
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:56 AM (LUnTP)
That should improve combustion efficiency.
C'mon, hlj.com, re-stock the good ol' 1/48 Fine Molds X-Wings ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 22, 2014 12:56 AM (mZwQM)
Posted by: Shotgun Willie at July 22, 2014 12:57 AM (NCc1Z)
long time. Howz U?
Posted by: jc at July 22, 2014 12:49 AM (iRJ+A)
JC!
Hangin' in there. Things spiral to shit around me and yet I remain.
Y tu?
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:58 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Shotgun Willie Nixon at July 22, 2014 12:58 AM (/cUUk)
Yogi and his VP Booboo.
He will sleep till noon but before it's dark
he'll have everybody buried down at
Fort Marcy park.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2014 12:59 AM (cZmyL)
Posted by: Pat Nixon at July 22, 2014 12:59 AM (/cUUk)
http://tinyurl.com/nhxg8aw
No, I have no fucking coue what I was doing on Twitter either. I just...wound up there.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:59 AM (LUnTP)
If they walk out of the repair room covered in the powdered blue paint or covered in the bees, they're toast. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2014 12:59 AM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2014 01:00 AM (oyOpn)
Posted by: Ranger Smith at July 22, 2014 01:01 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Mojo Nixon at July 22, 2014 01:01 AM (NCc1Z)
Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/491299099337957376
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/491300055492460544
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/491435742401277952
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/491437687388127232
Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2014 12:37 AM (aTXUx)
About time you got here -- did you see the crap being peddled about?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2014 01:01 AM (T1005)
he'll have everybody buried down at
Fort Marcy park.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2014 12:59 AM (cZmyL)<<<
That fucking bear... I can't keep picnic baskets from being stolen anymore 'cause I gotta make sure elderly veterans stay out and away from the memorials.
Posted by: Park Ranger Smith at July 22, 2014 01:02 AM (a6ptJ)
The Focus can be a good platform for speed.
The not-sold-in-USA Focus RS500 == badass.
Plus, not built in a UAW plant.
I'd buy one if they imported them, which they won't.
Ford have a long history of producing neat vehicles abroad and not bringing them Stateside.
Some of this is federal nonsense, of course. Some of it is Ford USA's own inherent derp.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2014 01:03 AM (noWW6)
*Shudders*
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 01:03 AM (LUnTP)
No astromech means no new kid yelling "R2 that stabilizer has broke loose again." So will they finally retire R2D2 to a retirement home?
Yoda on Jolt Cola and crack fighting Count Dooku was one of the worst parts of the prequels.
I actually bought the Kotobukiya super detailed X-Wing kit. Then I got it and opened the box. All the prepainted parts were still attached to trees. Meaning I paid over $200 for a model I would still have to cut off trees and do touch up painting hoping to match what was originally used.
Instead I put it on eBay. It sold quick.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 01:06 AM (NMKlM)
Hey Roberto,
long time. Howz U?
Posted by: jc at July 22, 2014 12:49 AM (iRJ+A)
JC!
Hangin' in there. Things spiral to shit around me and yet I remain.
Y tu?
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 12:58 AM (LUnTP)
====Yep. That about sums it up. Sometimes the spiral is more of a helix or mobius strip tho.
Posted by: jc at July 22, 2014 01:06 AM (iRJ+A)
In 20 years, Japan is going to be a semi-deserted backwater filled with extremely old people confined to robotic nursing homes.
For the past couple of years, adult diapers have outsold baby diapers in Japan. Not kidding. The demographic pyramid contracted that sharply.
The future belongs to the people who show up for it. The Japanese decided not to show up. Dead, failed nation. Bye-bye.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2014 01:07 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Hillary! at July 22, 2014 01:08 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Future Zombie Clinton at July 22, 2014 01:10 AM (/cUUk)
Who will produce the anime, manga, mongo or whatever it's called?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2014 01:10 AM (cZmyL)
Posted by: with apologies to Mel Brooks at July 22, 2014 01:11 AM (mZwQM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 01:12 AM (NMKlM)
The quasi-legal workers of the United States of La Raza?
Posted by: Future Zombie Clinton at July 22, 2014 01:13 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at July 22, 2014 01:15 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 01:15 AM (NMKlM)
The ex wife gave robotic blow jobs. Not so worth it.
Though maybe without the begging and bitching they would be ok.
Posted by: Dendritic at July 22, 2014 01:15 AM (XFT89)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 01:15 AM (NLEgK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 01:17 AM (NMKlM)
Posted by: underbite at July 22, 2014 01:17 AM (/cUUk)
In Newtopia all world be third world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2014 01:18 AM (cZmyL)
Though maybe without the begging and bitching they would be ok.
How did the robots like them?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 22, 2014 01:18 AM (0AKks)
Thankfully, we have alcohol.
And the Horde.
And more alcohol.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 01:18 AM (LUnTP)
Though maybe without the begging and bitching they would be ok.
Posted by: Dendritic at July 22, 2014 01:15 AM (XFT89)
*****
Copy that. Right there witcha.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2014 01:19 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 01:12 AM (NMKlM)
Like a Lannister family reunion?
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 01:20 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Hal 9000 at July 22, 2014 01:21 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Dendritic at July 22, 2014 01:22 AM (XFT89)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 01:15 AM (NLEgK)
Hoch Het
Posted by: Worker & Parasite at July 22, 2014 01:22 AM (lN8KC)
Elbonia can exist anywhere the mud is waist-deep. A garbage can will do if you need an embassy.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 01:23 AM (NLEgK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2014 01:23 AM (cZmyL)
Posted by: Hal 9000 at July 22, 2014 01:23 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 01:25 AM (NLEgK)
Posted by: Your neighorly entymologist at July 22, 2014 01:26 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 01:27 AM (NLEgK)
Posted by: Mr. Jetson at July 22, 2014 01:28 AM (/cUUk)
In 20 years, Japan is going to be a semi-deserted backwater filled with extremely old people confined to robotic nursing homes.
Who will produce the anime, manga, mongo or whatever it's called?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2014 01:10 AM (cZmyL)
Robots. Human labor got too expensive.
Somewhat seriously, though.....did you ever think to yourself, as you're out walking in the park with your significant other, that the dog who greets you effusively with wagging tail knows that you had sex 4 hours ago +/- 30 minutes, with each other? Alternatively, same situation -- the dog would know that you had sex with someone else 6 hours ago +/- 30 minutes?
How about if you're cruising internet pr0n sites? You don't think they know you clicked "underage, underage lesbian, lesbian, lesbian, gangbang"? -- you're hopelessly naive. Now they're going to pretend they don't know that -- lest the price of actual paper Penthouse magazines skyrocket, and internet traffic decline by a third -- but....pfft!....they know that.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2014 01:28 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 01:29 AM (NLEgK)
Elbonics, with a PHB tinged accent.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 01:27 AM (NLEgK)
====and sometimes a PBR tinged accent as well.
Posted by: jc at July 22, 2014 01:30 AM (iRJ+A)
Epobirs, Elbonia will be a state of mind?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 01:17 AM (NMKlM)
Only as much as Peruvia.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2014 01:30 AM (T1005)
Or Hiro Protagonist, living in a storage unit in SoCal amongst the burbclaves, free-lancing as a hacker/coder while sharing with his Russian buddy the space.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 22, 2014 01:31 AM (NMKlM)
Not even...All Shall Perish...can help...overcome...
Pillow...so soft...
Good night, my Hordlings.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2014 01:31 AM (LUnTP)
Like that exchange in Manhattan:
Female Party Guest: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.
Isaac Davis: Did you have the wrong kind? Really? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.
Posted by: Semi-erect recliner at July 22, 2014 01:35 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Arbalest at July 22, 2014 01:36 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Semi-erect recliner at July 22, 2014 01:37 AM (/cUUk)
At the time it was written that didn't seem all that wild. Before the explosion of storage facilities, the ones I saw were a bit different. One place near where I grew up was popular among bands that didn't have access to a garage as a rehearsal space. There was usually power available and I suspect a few of those band members were living there at least briefly.
The nicer units had a big rollup door and a regular door, so it wasn't too much unlike a very rough bedroom.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 01:37 AM (NLEgK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2014 01:38 AM (cZmyL)
Posted by: Semi-erect recliner at July 22, 2014 01:38 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 21, 2014 11:06 PM (PEIly)
"Double you pleasure, double your fun, Chelseamint, Chelseamint, it's two holes in one!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2014 01:38 AM (8Fl6F)
>>>I'll take a BJ any way I can--robotic or otherwise--and not complain.<<<
Hey man, a mouth's a mouth.
Posted by: some character from Chappelle Show at July 22, 2014 01:38 AM (a6ptJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2014 01:38 AM (cZmyL)
Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgrTPtwyQ3A
Posted by: Hat who would be using Japanese characters but the hamsters are throwing a pissy fit at July 22, 2014 01:39 AM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 22, 2014 01:40 AM (QhD3Y)
Posted by: some character from Chappelle Show at July 22, 2014 01:38 AM (a6ptJ)
Five Dollah!
Posted by: Thai Tranny Midget Hooker at July 22, 2014 01:41 AM (lN8KC)
Hey man, a mouth's a mouth.
Posted by: some character from Chappelle Show at July 22, 2014 01:38 AM (a6ptJ)
Five Dollah!
Posted by: Thai Tranny Midget Hooker at July 22, 2014 01:41 AM (lN8KC)
Hmmm.....this one smells really different....
Posted by: Labrador retriever at July 22, 2014 01:43 AM (T1005)
Posted by: some character from Chappelle Show at July 22, 2014 01:46 AM (a6ptJ)
Posted by: Pacu Fish at July 22, 2014 01:47 AM (XFT89)
Posted by: Labrador retriever at July 22, 2014 01:47 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2014 02:01 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2014 02:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2014 02:17 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at July 22, 2014 02:28 AM (DLqj1)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 22, 2014 02:32 AM (NLEgK)
Remember that "Facebook parenting" Dad who shot-up his daughters laptop?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU
Here is the "Teens React To..." video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpS2a48ojWI
A surprisingly large number of kids agreed with the Dad.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 22, 2014 02:39 AM (lN8KC)
Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2014 11:27 PM (noWW6)
These 'graduates' will have their uses.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2014 04:44 AM (zzd33)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2014 04:52 AM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Panhandler at July 22, 2014 05:05 AM (LqVNJ)
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2014 05:09 AM (zzd33)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 22, 2014 05:39 AM (QBm1P)
electric, phone, or water ...
Not that we're paying any of them ...
Posted by: No water, No peace! Detroit Chapter... at July 22, 2014 05:45 AM (TTOGv)
Not that we're paying any of them ...
Posted by: No water, No peace! Detroit Chapter... at July 22, 2014 05:45 AM (TTOGv)
-------------
Just sell a few Breugels or a Van Gogh. That should keep the LIVs in beer and pork rinds for about 48 hours.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 22, 2014 05:57 AM (QBm1P)
Posted by: Epobirs
an IRS special?
Posted by: Jean at July 22, 2014 05:58 AM (TETYm)
Posted by: somejoe at July 22, 2014 06:46 AM (FinVF)
253 University of Wisconsin Faculty Votes to Apportion Grades by Race
A law should be passed forcing liberals to live with consequences of their idiocy. In this particular case, anyone registered Dem or other leftist party, and/or provably leftist, should be legally estopped from ever using any:
--Doctors;
--Surgeons;
--Lawyers;
--Engineers; or
--Accountants,
that were able to matriculate at a school without affirmative action, graduate from school without affirmative action, or be hired without affirmative action. It should be a crime for a liberal to utilize any professional that is not an AA recipient for getting into college, grad school, and getting a job.
So, every liberal will have to have open heart surgery by a surgeon who only got into his undergrad by virtue of race, only got into his medical school by virtue of race, and only got his residency by virtue of race.
Now, I'm sure that 9 time out of 10 the affirmative-action heart surgeon is capable. but, I am also certain he is not even close to being the best money can buy. So, instead of having a 90% chance of survival, you only have an 80% chance (I'm making these numbers up). I'm sure that is perfectly fine for a liberal. I'm sure that when push comes to shove and their own life or freedom is at stake, the lower standards of affirmative action are good enough for them.
For a profession with very objective standards like surgery - AA probably doesn't let through really, really bad surgeons.
Now, when you get into things that aren't as objectively verifiable as heart surgery, the results of lower standards wrought by AA are far more noticeable. So, if you are a liberal on trial for murder and your entire criminal defense team is nothing but AA attorneys, you are going to be upset because your chances of getting off just declined by about 70%.
But, by all means liberals, it makes perfect sense to no longer have merit mean anything and instead base everything on race.
Liberals should also live in areas served entirely by firefighters, EMTs, and police hired entirely based on race. They should be forced to send their kids to schools where the teachers/administrators are hired entirely based on race.
the problem rich liberals have is that their experience with AA is so removed from reality. An example. In the legal profession, the top firms can hire attorneys based on race and get very good attorneys. they may lower their standards "a tad" to get the attorneys, but they are still getting solid people.
Same with top-tier private schools. But, once you drop away from the top, say, 5% of things, the drop-off in how far you have to lower standards to hire based on AA is dramatic.
the rich liberals (or those in Ivory towers) never experience this - they are competing for the top tier of AA candidates, who while having lower credentials than their white counterparts, still have impressive credentials.
But, if you are in a small city at a smaller law firm, the amount you have to reduce your standards to recruit a black attorney is incredibly noticeably significant. It's not a difference of a couple of points on a test. It is a difference between a natural "A" student in high school and someone struggling to get a "C".
Posted by: monkeytoe at July 22, 2014 09:21 AM (3ZtZW)
So in response to some guy up thread, who I can't find again.
Yeah, I think Allahpundit is right. Obama is at 42.3 RCP poll average right now.
An he's never hit 4.0
RCP was right when Rove and Barone said Romney had it in the bag .And now they tell us 2014 will be a blow out. Uh huh
Posted by: Patrick Strei at July 22, 2014 09:48 AM (iVZfD)
Posted by: Patrick Strei at July 22, 2014 09:48 AM (iVZfD)
GOP can't win elections being the lighter version of the left. that is all they offer and all they do once in office.
the idea of a "waver" happening for "yeah, give me the same, just a tiny bit less" is delusional.
Posted by: monkeytoe at July 22, 2014 12:16 PM (3ZtZW)
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