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CNN: We're Not Covering Leland Yee Because It's a Local Crime Story
That's a paraphrase. They claim they never cover state senators.
Which is a great defense, were it true. Which, of course, it's not.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:04 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Vortex Lovera at March 31, 2014 02:04 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at March 31, 2014 02:04 PM (HsTG8)
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 02:05 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: © Sponge at March 31, 2014 02:05 PM (xmcEQ)
But Wendy Davis! * squeeeeeeeee! *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at March 31, 2014 02:06 PM (HsTG8)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 31, 2014 02:06 PM (6H6o8)
Oh, and for old time's sake, would a cob please throw up the flaming toupee skull? That shit's fuckin' hilarious!
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:06 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Vortex Lovera at March 31, 2014 02:06 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: © Sponge at March 31, 2014 02:06 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Vortex Lovera at March 31, 2014 02:07 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 31, 2014 02:07 PM (reJQl)
Posted by: Vortex Lovera at March 31, 2014 02:07 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 02:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2014 02:09 PM (oiXGo)
Posted by: Autistic sock at March 31, 2014 02:09 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 31, 2014 02:09 PM (eoeps)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson watches CNN at March 31, 2014 02:09 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:09 PM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Vortex Lovera at March 31, 2014 02:09 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 02:09 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:09 PM (GQ8sn)
Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Leland Yee at March 31, 2014 02:09 PM (R5UOB)
Over the weekend, @SooperMexican took @CNNwriters apart on Twitter over this with multiple exceptions to their "we don't cover state officials" BS.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at March 31, 2014 02:09 PM (HsTG8)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 31, 2014 02:10 PM (OZmbA)
Obama::love of country
Posted by: boniface ballers at March 31, 2014 02:10 PM (l3RZ9)
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 02:10 PM (RD7QR)
Boy, there's sure a lot of crap in the ocean isn't there?
Stay tuned for our hourly updates on More Crap Found in the Ocean.
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 02:10 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2014 02:10 PM (VG9IS)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)
It's absolutely pound you over the head stupidity.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (oFCZn)
Fuck CNN.
Sorry. I have neither the time nor the energy to come up with something witty, snarky and word-filled. Besides, I think 'fuck CNN' pretty much sums up everything that the Horde's already come up with.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (Aif/5)
When will we lose this expectation that the Democrat party's media machine will hurt their own Democrat brand?
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (roFmD)
Posted by: Vortex Lovera at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (wtvvX)
My gangsta name is Scandi Man
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at March 31, 2014 02:12 PM (HsTG8)
OTOH
MSNBC is like a crazy aunt who lives in a cellar with 50 cats.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 31, 2014 02:12 PM (R5UOB)
Don't worry about, though.
Tsunami. November.
All we (and the GOP) have to do is sit back and Let.It.All.Happen.
#likemagic
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 02:12 PM (roFmD)
Why would our viewers be interested in a real life story of corruption, crime and murder that was a like a movie come to life?
Story is too boring and in the weeds.
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 02:13 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Some sad Frenchman at March 31, 2014 02:13 PM (ld2OA)
CNN's like an elderly woman with dementia.
OTOH
MSNBC is like a crazy aunt who lives in a cellar with 50 cats.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 31, 2014 02:12 PM (R5UOB)
And we're caught in the floor in between.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 02:13 PM (RD7QR)
Coming up next: squirrel!
Posted by: duke at March 31, 2014 02:13 PM (d3clc)
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 31, 2014 02:14 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 31, 2014 02:14 PM (R5UOB)
Have you seen our ratings! Black holes for the win, bitchez!
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 02:14 PM (ZPrif)
That is why the FBI got involved.
Posted by: navybrat at March 31, 2014 02:14 PM (JgC5a)
~CNN
Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 31, 2014 02:14 PM (wPzgV)
My gangsta name is Scandi Man
Who can take a lutefisk
Pickle it in goo
Who can bite a reindeer's balls
And give a little chew?
The Scandi Man can cause he pisses in the snow and makes the world go round.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 31, 2014 02:15 PM (JtwS4)
CNN's like an elderly woman with dementia.
OTOH
MSNBC is like a crazy aunt who lives in a cellar with 50 cats.
So Headline News is the slutty daughter?
Posted by: drill_thrawl at March 31, 2014 02:15 PM (rdiUQ)
You know what's an international negative story, though?
Mitt Romney's accurate remarks about the London Olympics.
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 02:15 PM (roFmD)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:15 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Countrysquire at March 31, 2014 02:15 PM (LSJmV)
On Slashdot they were pointing to parts of stories that describe other Democrats responding to the news as "proof" the party of the guilty party IS named. Basterds.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:15 PM (9PrpA)
Posted by: Robin Meade at March 31, 2014 02:16 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 02:16 PM (roFmD)
Posted by: Slants all look the same to racistsssss at March 31, 2014 02:16 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Whitehouse Spinmeister at March 31, 2014 02:17 PM (84gbM)
On a serious note, has anyone enquired how a guy in California getting by on $90K/year swung $500,000 in bail money?
Posted by: Joe at March 31, 2014 02:17 PM (7pOq5)
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)
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I would choose "Massive Penile Member".
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:17 PM (NM86I)
57 Is this the fruitcake in the tiger outfit?
Posted by: Slants all look the same to racistsssss at March 31, 2014 02:16 PM (bUmSq)
That was a U. S. Representative from Oreeeeegone
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at March 31, 2014 02:17 PM (HsTG8)
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 02:17 PM (gOoFi)
--Don Lemon, CNN
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 31, 2014 02:18 PM (zEeUf)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 31, 2014 02:18 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2014 02:19 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2014 02:19 PM (yv+63)
Posted by: Shoot Me at March 31, 2014 02:19 PM (EQcfE)
Posted by: Slants all look the same to racistsssss at March 31, 2014 02:16 PM (bUmSq)
lol... remember that story, but tiger outfit?
eh, could be kinda fun. But not around kids. Or adults. Ok, never mind.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:19 PM (x3YFz)
I wonder what alias I would choose if I were to become a gangster....
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)
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I would choose "Massive Penile Member".
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:17 PM (NM86I)
If we went by food most consumed I would be Kraft Mac 'n Cheese Boy, which doesn't exactly inspire fear and respect. Which is why I'm not a gangster.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 02:19 PM (RD7QR)
O'Keefe team. My reasoning, have you seen the price of shrimp? If he
were a true Democratic man of the people, his nick would be Ramen Boy.
Maybe Mac Cheese Boy after he had a bit of success.
Did you see his cheesy Twitter pics? Like the one of him staring into the sun with a caption about the future being so bright. WOW, never knew gangsters were so effeminate.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:19 PM (9PrpA)
Posted by: MacGruber at March 31, 2014 02:20 PM (XxAYS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:20 PM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at March 31, 2014 02:20 PM (jzoMo)
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 02:20 PM (nqBYe)
WOW, never knew gangsters were so effeminate.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:19 PM (9PrpA)
Repealing DADT didn't just affect the military, you know...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 02:20 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Shoot Me at March 31, 2014 02:19 PM (EQcfE)
Tipper. Fucking. Gore.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:20 PM (x3YFz)
To CNN, being a state senator is like being a crack sniper in a ghillie suit: you neither see nor hear them and then you never know what hit you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at March 31, 2014 02:20 PM (HsTG8)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 31, 2014 02:18 PM (JtwS4)
It was Bob!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 31, 2014 02:21 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Your lib cousin on FB at March 31, 2014 02:21 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 31, 2014 02:21 PM (zEeUf)
When will the Left claim the H1B visa program is racist against black Africans? Disparate impact and all.
I'm guessing the exact moment Chinese and Indian Americans start voting Republican. Which, since asians are even more reliable Democrat voters than hispanics -- probably won't be for a generation or two.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 02:21 PM (ZPrif)
Repealing DADT didn't just affect the military, you know...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 02:20 PM (fwARV)
"he's a 'friend of ours'" takes on a new meaning.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:21 PM (x3YFz)
Hey, they like Cuba, give them a break. They are also still sucking up to their asshole profs from their nice colleges, who taught that communism is just sharing and profits suck.
If a guy is running guns and also saving kids lives, well then, we oughta be happy that he is doing good in the world, not like that Ted Cruz!!!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Christies at March 31, 2014 02:21 PM (xggaJ)
Posted by: dirks strewn at March 31, 2014 02:21 PM (kfcYC)
This is why we need moar gun laws...
... for the children.
... and the middle class.
Posted by: Your lib cousin on FB at March 31, 2014 02:21 PM (bUmSq)
Couldn't we just have shrimp control?
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Stephen Colbert at March 31, 2014 02:22 PM (XxAYS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:22 PM (t3UFN)
I was wrong.
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 02:22 PM (1rEgY)
i don't know what to call that
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (nqBYe)
There are now plenty of other ways to get "news" - slanted however you want it slanted. Those who consume Liberal media and choose to believe it - do so knowing full well that it's slanted left - just as Fox viewers know they're getting the news slanted right.
Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (ME3z1)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (gOoFi)
Posted by: RWC at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (9PrpA)
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (HLprW)
Posted by: "Shrimp Boy" Muldoon at March 31, 2014 02:24 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (4df7R)
Well to be honest, Knox has a nicer pair of tits and cuter ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:24 PM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 31, 2014 02:24 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 02:24 PM (1rEgY)
Caught that myself. Fucking. Insane.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:24 PM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:25 PM (gOoFi)
I was wrong.
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 02:22 PM (1rEgY)
uhhh.... Local Story?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 02:25 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2014 02:25 PM (udjuE)
Some teenager ran a light and plowed into her.
Her car is totaled, but she just has some minor scrapes and a few bruises from the airbags.
I asked her how she's feeling and she said:
"At least I don't have to go to Chicago."
LOL, love ya, sis!
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 02:26 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: David Gregory at March 31, 2014 02:26 PM (oJUxt)
Caught that myself. Fucking. Insane.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:24 PM (gOoFi)
No crazier than the democratic judge in delaware that gave that dupont heir no jail time for raping his own 3 year old daughter
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:26 PM (t3UFN)
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (nqBYe)
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How 'bout "facism". It seems to fit.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:26 PM (NM86I)
Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (ME3z1)
Difference is that hippie democrat liberal commie socialists actually believe what they hear on MSNBC/ABC/NBC/CBS/CNN
conservatives throw FOX under the bus constantly.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:26 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (roFmD)
When Jake Tapper and Sharyl Attkisson go on an assignment together and mysteriously disappear.
Posted by: physics geek at March 31, 2014 02:26 PM (MT22W)
She said she did.
They like the lies that confirm their personal belief system.
Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at March 31, 2014 02:26 PM (ME3z1)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 31, 2014 02:27 PM (BqGMB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:24 PM (gOoFi)
Forget it, Jake. It's Cook County.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 31, 2014 02:27 PM (DrWcr)
job back after being declared insane by a court? I did not think there
could be any other story out there that could too previous stories
confirming our country is on the fast path to destruction.
I had to look at the story to see what kind of "insane" she was. If it's just compulsive disorder then people can put up with her behaviors. However she's had psychotic episodes SEVERAL times while on the bench due to not taking her meds. So she is now arguing her illness is controllable with meds. Well no kidding, but you have a history of NOT taking your meds, sister.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:27 PM (9PrpA)
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 02:27 PM (LSJmV)
And jail cell yoga in her panties.
Can't forget the jail cell yoga in her panties.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 02:27 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:25 PM (gOoFi)
How do they cope during Carnival?
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:27 PM (GQ8sn)
Oh man, that sucks! I'm glad to hear she wasn't too badly injured!
But definitely points for not having to go to Chicago now.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 02:27 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:28 PM (gOoFi)
Fucking hacks.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 31, 2014 02:28 PM (5SlKF)
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 02:19 PM (RD7QR)
Hmmm.... so, since I've had it like 4 times in the last week...
Just call me.... TriTip....
(sounds pretty kinky...)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 02:28 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 31, 2014 02:28 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 02:28 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 02:29 PM (roFmD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:26 PM (t3UFN)
Politics in DE is all about fellating DuPont and fluffing the banks. That's how Slow Joe got a career in politics.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 02:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 02:29 PM (1rEgY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:29 PM (gOoFi)
google 'cnn christie scandal" for a few of many examples
Posted by: mallfly at March 31, 2014 02:30 PM (bJm7W)
You must have been the male equivalent of the chick in "Total Recall"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 02:30 PM (JpC1K)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 02:30 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 02:30 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:30 PM (NM86I)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:29 PM (gOoFi)
Nah.... they were shaking their spears because they thought it was an NSA drone...
and they'd already gone Galt...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 02:30 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at March 31, 2014 02:31 PM (Z7PrM)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2014 02:31 PM (GGCsk)
http://usun.state.gov/briefing/statements/224157.htm
Let that sink in. The guy who has been caught regularly indulging in underage hookers is being lauded as a big supporter of women.
Well, girls, if you want to be more accurate...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2014 02:31 PM (udjuE)
Posted by: Leeland Yee, Molon Labe at March 31, 2014 02:31 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:25 PM (gOoFi)
How do they cope during Carnival?
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:27 PM (GQ8sn)
How do they cope period? It's freakin' Brazil. There's a reason it's called "getting a Brazilian." Skimpy clothes are de rigeur down there.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 02:31 PM (4df7R)
The Kaiser Family Foundation said on Thursday that approximately 3.5 million
people have qualified for $10 billion in Affordable Care Act premium tax
credits, but that only represents a fraction of those who are eligible for the
financial assistance.
Add those subsidies to the hundreds of million$$ Obama spentadvertising and trolling forsign ups and he would have been better offjust dropping bags of hundred dollar bills fromairplanes circlingDetroit, Chicago and other poor dem areas.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2014 02:31 PM (pWeX5)
MLB and NHL have centralized instant replay.
NFL has local instant replay.
Not sure about NBA.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 02:32 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: KG at March 31, 2014 02:32 PM (p7BzH)
so.... that's about $3000 of credit for each person signed up...
Dayum....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 02:33 PM (84gbM)
MLB and NHL have centralized instant replay.
NFL has local instant replay.
Not sure about NBA.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 02:32 PM (ZPrif)
Next year the NBA will have "Cutting a bitch"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 02:33 PM (JpC1K)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 02:34 PM (HLprW)
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 02:35 PM (1rEgY)
The work, by noted American artist John Baldessari, depicts a life-size white camel made of fiberglass staring in puzzlement at the eye of an oversize shiny needle — a not-so-subtle play on the New Testament phrase about the difficulty the wealthy have in entering the kingdom of heaven.
Officials explained the decision to purchase the piece of art, titled “Camel Contemplating Needle,” in a four-page document justifying a “sole source” procurement. “This artist’s product is uniquely qualified,” the document explains. “Public art which will be presented in the new embassy should reflect the values of a predominantly Islamist country,” it says. (Like the Bible, the Qur’an uses the metaphor of a camel passing through the eye of a needle.)
But hey let's cut the shit out of the pay for the Military
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:35 PM (t3UFN)
100% of the women's families says that anybody even thinking that should be burned with a flame thrower and run screaming down the street in agony as the flesh drips from their body.
Or we could just shoot them in the nuts.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2014 02:35 PM (GGCsk)
I wasn't aware they had such a high muslim population.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 02:35 PM (HLprW)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 31, 2014 02:35 PM (WdbF7)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2014 02:31 PM (udjuE)
------------------------------------------------
Cue NAMBLA advertizement.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:36 PM (NM86I)
Does seem more efficient. Local umps lost control, of course.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 02:36 PM (ZPrif)
----
All you have to do Jay is let us know how many have paid for their policy.
Posted by: RWC at March 31, 2014 02:36 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 02:36 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 31, 2014 02:06 PM (6H6o
Kinda how I feel about Obama.
Posted by: D-Lamp at March 31, 2014 02:36 PM (bb5+k)
people have qualified for $10 billion in Affordable Care Act premium tax
credits
Um. So translation: most of the 3.5 million don't actually pay taxes (no income tax, and they get all sales tax back through EIC), and the rest of us are on the hook to pick up $10B.
And the $10B will go to them because: Social Justice.
That's just spiffy.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:37 PM (x3YFz)
piece of art, titled “Camel Contemplating Needle,” in a four-page
document justifying a “sole source” procurement. “This artist’s product
is uniquely qualified,” the document explains. “Public art which will be
presented in the new embassy should reflect the values of a
predominantly Islamist country,” it says. (Like the Bible, the Qur’an
uses the metaphor of a camel passing through the eye of a needle.)
But hey let's cut the shit out of the pay for the Military
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:35 PM (t3UFN)
Yes, and art based on a saying out of the New Testament should go down real well in a Muslim country, because of their famous tolerance.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 02:37 PM (RD7QR)
underage hookers is being lauded as a big supporter of women. Well,
girls, if you want to be more accurate...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2014 02:31 PM (udjuE)
"I fail to see the problem here."
-Roman Polanski
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 02:38 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 02:38 PM (ZPrif)
Wait'll you pony up for Mooch's next vacay.
She's never been to space before, you know.
Posted by: President Barack Obama at March 31, 2014 02:38 PM (7ObY1)
See, over there it's about culture. Try that over here and we have to hear screeching about ZOMGZ SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!!!111eleventy1
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 02:38 PM (HLprW)
Posted by: Daybrother at March 31, 2014 02:38 PM (ziNQQ)
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 02:39 PM (1rEgY)
my favorite obamacare story of the weekend
IRS will retroactively bill you for your Obamacare subsidies if your income rises
Remember the days, when you were working and you received a raise for your good, hard work?
Well, now you'll be punished for that - retroactively.
And, it's up to you to inform the punishers, so that you can be punished.
http://tinyurl.com/m9urmrj
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 02:39 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: George ("Taxman") Harrison at March 31, 2014 02:39 PM (e8kgV)
You weren't?
--the unemployment rate and inflation rate
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:40 PM (9PrpA)
In this economy?
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 31, 2014 02:41 PM (WdbF7)
Posted by: IrishEd at March 31, 2014 02:41 PM (D0NZx)
Well, now you'll be punished for that - retroactively.
This is new?
--The Windfall Tax
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:42 PM (9PrpA)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2014 02:42 PM (slXFW)
Sooo... will the IRS know if you already put in the Form to get a hardship exemption?
Will they know if you don't have health insurance??? Which would mean the IRS would HAVE to be getting info on YOU from the Health insurance companies?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 02:42 PM (84gbM)
Putin made the comment to Merkel in a phone call about Ukraine, her office said. The Kremlin made no mention of a withdrawal in its description of the call but said the two leaders discussed Ukraine, including "possibilities for international assistance to restore stability."
Posted by: Herbert Hoover at March 31, 2014 02:42 PM (e8kgV)
"IRS will retroactively bill you for your Obamacare subsidies if your income rise"
In this economy?
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 31, 2014 02:41 PM (WdbF7)
Yes, because the IRS is such an efficient bureaucracy. Lord, this piece of crap keeps getting worse and worse.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 02:42 PM (RD7QR)
In this economy?
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 31, 2014 02:41 PM (WdbF7)
The PunishIRS will find a way.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 02:42 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:43 PM (9PrpA)
------------------------------------------------------------
Nobody laugh. It's happening to me now.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:43 PM (NM86I)
Posted by: Hank Hill, Bobby's dad at March 31, 2014 02:43 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at March 31, 2014 02:43 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 02:43 PM (7ObY1)
Reminds me of the Reagan's Sec. of State, George Schultz, who used to ask new ambassadors to "point out your country" on the globe in his office. They would invariably point to their assigned country. Then Schultz would gently remind them that *their* country is the United States, and it's best to keep in mind that they represent the US to their host country, not the other way around.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2014 02:43 PM (udjuE)
Posted by: Mole6 at March 31, 2014 02:44 PM (m0le6)
Posted by: Herbert Hoover at March 31, 2014 02:42 PM (e8kgV)
Da..... Igor and Checkov wanted to go home on leave anyway...
So... pullback.... really.....
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 31, 2014 02:44 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: Mole6 at March 31, 2014 02:44 PM (m0le6)
Everyday is the last day to sign up for 0-care.
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:44 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2014 02:45 PM (XyM/Y)
Apropos of nothing aside from all this camel/needle talk.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 02:45 PM (7ObY1)
***
That's what they all say.
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 02:45 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2014 02:42 PM (slXFW)
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No. Nothing.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:45 PM (NM86I)
Is this the last day to sign up for death panels?
Posted by: Mole6 at March 31, 2014 02:44 PM (m0le6)
No no no, EVERY day is Death Panel day!
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Health Care Bureaucrat at March 31, 2014 02:45 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald at March 31, 2014 02:46 PM (e8kgV)
So basically as far as anybody in SF knows (or cares), he bought groceries in a plastic bag.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 31, 2014 02:46 PM (pgQxn)
Wonder why each picked what they did. Risk of the centralized system is if comms go down for some reason. It would seem a centralized system might have some cost savings and efficiencies.
The NBA vs NHL comparison is interesting since they have the same # of games. The low # of NFL games would make the efficiency of a centralized system less meaningful. MLB has the most games so would benefit the most.
But NBA and NHL face very similar economics of replays, I'd think, yet chose differently. Perhaps a bit easier for NBA refs to just walk over to the scorer's table to watch replays.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 02:46 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Moisturizing Husband at March 31, 2014 02:46 PM (UazSi)
Posted by: votermom at March 31, 2014 02:47 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2014 02:42 PM (slXFW)
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No. Nothing.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:45 PM (NM86I)
WAIT.... stylebook violation...
you forgot...
BREAKING NEWS!!!
no...
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 31, 2014 02:47 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at March 31, 2014 02:47 PM (oJUxt)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 02:36 PM (7ObY1)
It's OT but so true! As a short white kid I did 1 thing well: steal the ball (hold the jokes)
Our coaches told us to watch the waistband because that was the center of gravity, but that's not it.
Once the ball leaves another player's hand on a dribble or a pass, there's no skill, just gravity, diameter, air pressure inside the ball, elastic impact, spin, friction of the floor and Newton's laws.
Instant it leaves your fingertips I have hundredths of a second to gauge those things and make sure I get the rock before you can get it back because you no longer have control.
Watching tape told you who did what and when and where, statistically.
I wasn't great, but did get a little bit good at it.
Then, everyone started taking 5 steps in a row.
no skill just brute force and height.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:47 PM (x3YFz)
All it takes is for one miserable SOB to complain and they instantly cave in.
Weasel Zippers:
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:48 PM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Sarah Kliff at March 31, 2014 02:48 PM (H24g2)
Mebe in Leyland's case, Dead Finks Don't Talk.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 31, 2014 02:48 PM (pgQxn)
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:43 PM (NM86I)
I'm not laughing. This is heart breaking.
Presume that those getting the actual subsidy has been having a hard go of it (perhaps for many years). They finally climb out of the low income hole and get a raise. Then they are punished - retroactively (because of the timing of when you sign up, etc). So, a potentially huge bill could hit your accounts as a result.
This is literally swinging a bat at someone moving from subsidized help to climbing out of it.
It's sick.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 02:48 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: maddogg at March 31, 2014 02:50 PM (xWW96)
*****
Now all I need is a pair of gym shorts with a pocket for my slide rule.
**pushes black glasses back up on nose**
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 02:50 PM (g4TxM)
Finally.
I've always said that taking 10 minutes to play the last 90 seconds of any sporting event is just asking too much. A fan should have more time to savor the boredom.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2014 02:50 PM (UazSi)
That's not a slide rule.
Posted by: Wilt Chamberlin at March 31, 2014 02:51 PM (UazSi)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 02:51 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:48 PM (t3UFN)
tirade. rant. MOTHERF******
pussies!
And I'm AF. Anyone want my stripes?
Don't need them anymore.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:51 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:52 PM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at March 31, 2014 02:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Countrysquire at March 31, 2014 02:53 PM (LSJmV)
**pushes black glasses back up on nose**
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 02:50 PM (g4TxM)
if it's stupid but it works? It's not stupid.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:53 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: jwest at March 31, 2014 02:53 PM (u2a4R)
Don't need them anymore.
My brother just did the paperwork to get out. He was on the top track and everything. Every Commander has loved loved LOVED him. No more. The environment is too toxic.
He wants to do Life Flight, but has two backup plans.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:54 PM (2hTlI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:48 PM (t3UFN)
tirade. rant. MOTHERF****
And I'm AF. Anyone want my stripes? Don't need them anymore. Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:51 PM (x3YFz)
I've been bombed by my own Air Force, so I can confirm the fact that the primary guidance system for USAF ordnance is prayer.
What are they going to use now?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 02:55 PM (JpC1K)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 02:48 PM (IXrOn)
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My problems aren't from subsidies or healthcare. It's from job performance. I've been told, because of Fed law, not to work so hard or proficiently.
Mediocraty is becoming the desired norm now.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:55 PM (NM86I)
Posted by: maddogg at March 31, 2014 02:56 PM (xWW96)
“My position all along has been that firearms do not belong in the hands of untrained individuals,” Yee maintained. “What I have sought to prevent are shootings carried out by unorganized citizens.”
“The parties for whom I arranged to purchase guns are all well-organized cadres of persons dedicated to a political cause for which the possession of high-powered firearms is essential,” Yee explained. “Do you think that the Islamic jihad has any chance of peacefully prevailing in America? These weapons are absolutely vital to their chances of success.”
/satire
Posted by: Jared Loughner at March 31, 2014 02:56 PM (e8kgV)
What are they going to use now?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 02:55 PM (JpC1K)
Koran?
Posted by: Romo13 at March 31, 2014 02:56 PM (84gbM)
Welcome to my world, bitches!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 31, 2014 02:56 PM (JpC1K)
TWITCHY: http://tinyurl.com/kjoxnt9
Cronkite award winner, folks. Right there.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 02:57 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:53 PM (x3YFz)
****
T9- I think it's brilliant. I went through adolescence with a pair of black glasses held together at the corner by white adhesive tape. It was my signature look.
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 02:57 PM (g4TxM)
It's from job performance. I've been told, because of Fed law, not to
work so hard or proficiently.
Mediocraty is becoming the desired norm now.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:55 PM (NM86I)
It's the end goal of socialism: Raise some, lower many, and keep them all there.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 02:57 PM (RD7QR)
it has been mentioned a few times about military branches of leadership having been 'replaced' since Obama took over.
my question is, how long does it take to put in leadership IF a republican becomes President, and we are facing Russia, if they decide they are gong to expand, not to mention Nkorea, Iran, China .
etc.On one hand i am For other countries EU etc having to take care of their own security, because frankly many of them stabbed us repeatedly in the back .
Still if things go bad . where do we stand?
hwo long to get back our legs?
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 02:58 PM (nqBYe)
But if you want to see something really scary....
Look at your fellow drivers on a California Freeway...
And understand that YOUR safety, is often in THEIR hands...
Posted by: Romo13 at March 31, 2014 02:58 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2014 02:58 PM (UazSi)
Where I work you have to be careful. If you do too much too well you'll be rewarded with.......more work. Not more pay or time off, but, additional work.
And it's not a government job.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:58 PM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2014 02:58 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 02:59 PM (4df7R)
Look at your fellow drivers on a California Freeway...
And understand that YOUR safety, is often in THEIR hands...Posted by: Romo13 at March 31, 2014 02:58 PM (84gbM) True enough, but It's a lot tougher to kill 250 people with a Prius.
Posted by: maddogg at March 31, 2014 02:59 PM (xWW96)
***
Damn, more math. I'll be right back. I left my slide rule in my other gym shorts.
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 02:59 PM (g4TxM)
Because there's nothing they won't lie about to protect their vapid ideology.
Also, they just suck at their jobs.
The sad thing is, some of them don't even know they're lying, they're so inured to an unchallengeable worldview. It must just be the way the world is because that's how they report it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2014 02:59 PM (qyfb5)
A moment of silence for Ray Lamontagne.
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:00 PM (UazSi)
I've been bombed by my own Air Force, so I can confirm the fact that the primary guidance system for USAF ordnance is prayer.
What are they going to use now?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 02:55 PM (JpC1K)
Rotors. CAS is the best friend in the world to the guys on the ground.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 03:00 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2014 03:01 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 03:01 PM (gOoFi)
on the top track and everything. Every Commander has loved loved LOVED
him. No more. The environment is too toxic.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:54 PM (2hTlI)
This is what I mean when I say that the modern military is rapidly being depleted of the type of soldier, sailor and airman who have traditionally made it so great. It's being overhauled to reflect the commie values of our dipshit Preezy and his merry band of mincing morons.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:01 PM (4df7R)
The more Christianity is bashed, eliminated and cursed at by those in power and those that want power, the more it supports the unfortunate prophesies written about in the New Testament.
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 03:02 PM (1rEgY)
Posted by: Countrysquire at March 31, 2014 03:02 PM (LSJmV)
Posted by: spypeach at March 31, 2014 03:02 PM (10H0T)
I thought it was Ray Liotta.....?
****
Just don't call me Johnson.
Posted by: Ray Jay Johnson at March 31, 2014 03:03 PM (g4TxM)
http://bit.ly/O9eRpx
Bizarro-world. They'll do anything to avoid drill.
Posted by: MTF at March 31, 2014 03:03 PM (F58x4)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:03 PM (HLprW)
I'm just getting ready to take youngest kid to have his hair cut off.
Horrray!
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 03:03 PM (nqBYe)
I thought it was Ray Liotta.....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 03:01 PM (gOoFi)
Seriously, guys, get your facts straight. It's Lana Del Rey.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:03 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:03 PM (HLprW)
hwo long to get back our legs?
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 02:58 PM (nqBYe)
they have effectively destroyed Military Tradition....
and emasculated the NCO class....
So..... unless you bring back some old NCOs from the old days, to teach the current crop what their damn job it???
The military culture started to degrade under Carter... was semi OK under Ronnie R.... but went to shit during Clinton... and those PC policies were not pruned back under Bush... then went on steroids under O...
So.... Peacetime? a generation.... Wartime? a few years IF its a real war... not a Police Action or occupation.
But that's just my opinion....
Posted by: Romo13 at March 31, 2014 03:03 PM (84gbM)
Korans for Gitmo but no bible for you!
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:04 PM (1Y+hH)
Reports are sketchy at best, but it appears that the entire Tapa Bay Rays Baseball Team has died.
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:04 PM (UazSi)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 02:55 PM (JpC1K)
When things go pear shaped, people pray. Even the most evil jackass can't prevent that.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 03:04 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:01 PM (4df7R)
------------------------------------------
Mincing morons who will fire on American citizens. Almost three years left. Pray Hildebeast doesn't become preezy.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 03:05 PM (NM86I)
Posted by: akula51 at March 31, 2014 03:05 PM (ye4Wk)
Hey...who stole your 'e'?
Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2014 02:58 PM (bCEmE)
/laughs...
My fat fingers and lack of coffee?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 03:05 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:06 PM (HLprW)
Maybe I can get the band to do that Friday night instead of playing that boring song of his.
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:06 PM (1Y+hH)
BREAKING :
Reports are sketchy at best, but it appears that the entire Tapa Bay Rays Baseball Team has died.
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:04 PM (UazSi)
How can you tell?
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 03:06 PM (RD7QR)
Mincing morons who will fire on American citizens. Almost three years left. Pray Hildebeast doesn't become preezy
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 03:05 PM (NM86I)
Not just 'will fire on.' I believe there's a rather large group of them who LOOK FORWARD to firing on American citizens.
"Aren't those religious nutjobs always talking about a cleansing fire from above? Well now, here it is, and they're complaining."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 03:07 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:04 PM (UazSi)
***
Is there even a slim ray of hope?
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 03:07 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 03:07 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Rev Snow at March 31, 2014 03:07 PM (3TNBk)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2014 03:08 PM (WX3R9)
One othe thing I don't know that Old NCO's would come back after seeing what can be done to the military with these guys in charge?
why step back up to the plate to be coerced to be dishonest .
i'm thinking Petraues , Ham types, where i lost all hope in even the military leadership.
they chose to take a walk in silence instead of being truthful about a myriad of military issues prevalent now.
not including the silence re Benghazi.
Pretty much my thoughts on all branches of Govt agencies , not trustworthy , because they are all political all the time.
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 03:08 PM (nqBYe)
BREAKING NEWS!
"It is being reported that the entire
population of the earth has been killed due to a massive influx of
interstellar gamma rays. Since this means we are all
zombies now, you may begin consuming the brains of your
neighbors."
-Ronan Farrow, feasting on a delightful canape made from Mika Brzens;akjgoiki's frontal lobe
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:08 PM (4df7R)
We need a new term for this. Crony Criminalism?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2014 03:08 PM (WX3R9)
Shrimpboyism!
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 03:08 PM (RD7QR)
Reports are sketchy at best, but it appears that the entire Tapa Bay Rays Baseball Team has died.
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:04 PM (UazSi)
Good God I can't believe how hard I laughed at this. I don't even know the background of it. Is it just that he's so desperate to stay on air that he'll say something insane like this?
Fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 31, 2014 03:09 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 03:09 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 31, 2014 03:09 PM (AC0lD)
That's ok, they'll realize real quick why dumbing down marksmanship training across the services was a bad idea.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:09 PM (HLprW)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at March 31, 2014 03:10 PM (mwDO5)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 31, 2014 03:10 PM (GjPnA)
Ray Lamontange!? Crap! *Pulls up Google News. No, must not have been him.
Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling...
Oh! It was Ray Liotta!? No!!! *Pulls up Google News. Ok, good, it wasn't him, either.
Googles Ray LaHood....Ohhhhhhhhh......
heh.
Posted by: Mainah at March 31, 2014 03:11 PM (659DL)
You can hardly call an appetizer a "feast".
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:11 PM (HLprW)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 31, 2014 03:10 PM (GjPnA)
***
That's sad. I wonder if Raid makes a douche.
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 03:11 PM (g4TxM)
Ouija Board. That way they'll be able to contact you for your post-strike assessment.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at March 31, 2014 03:12 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 03:00 PM (fwARV)
::: fist bump :::
Amen.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 03:12 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:09 PM (HLprW)
It's not "dumbing down." It's "making it gender neutral."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:12 PM (4df7R)
Didn't read the 265 comments, so apologies is this is a repeat.
By my calcluations, only 10% of the Democratic majority in the CA Senate is under felony arrest.
Come on, ace. It's obviously "all politicians". "Both sides are corrupt". (OK, that second one is true, certainly for CA GOP, but there are widely divergent kinds of corruption, and we're talking here about the outlandish, B-movie script variety)
Posted by: non-purist at March 31, 2014 03:13 PM (afQnV)
Korans for Gitmo but no bible for you!
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:04 PM (1Y+hH)
detecting a theme here.
Christians have to accept everyone else's life decisions and are unallowed to comment negatively on them while they are painted knuckledraggers, openly, and then the nation expects the christians to fight for the others' freedom to persecute the christians.
That about sum it up?
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 03:13 PM (x3YFz)
Somebody missed their dose of lithium today.
....and the class in logic at Kindercare Academy
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 03:13 PM (6T8Ay)
Yee says only potty-trained individuals should have guns, or something.
So, I'm golden...er...covered...well fine as it were.
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:14 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:14 PM (UazSi)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 31, 2014 03:15 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 03:15 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: McCool at March 31, 2014 03:15 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at March 31, 2014 03:15 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:14 PM (UazSi)
***
Now that just breaks my heart.
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 03:15 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:12 PM (4df7R)
/begins labeling every other round in the mags "M" "F"
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 03:15 PM (x3YFz)
It's not "dumbing down." It's "making it gender neutral."
osted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:12 PM (4df7R)
The bitch of it is that a female with an M-4/M-14 can place a round in center mass as easily as a man. Look to Israel. Their ladies would fuck up pretty much everything if they decided they needed to.
It's just a kinder, gentler military. We're being transitioned from 'kill people and break their shit' to 'nation-build and win hearts and minds.'
Fuck that thing in particular. If you need us, it's because people need killing and shit needs breaking. The. End.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 03:16 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: McCool at March 31, 2014 03:16 PM (nCSwS)
....and the class in logic at Kindercare Academy
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 03:13 PM (6T8Ay)
We're sorry, but you can no longer make accusations like that... because Logic is not taught at that level.
Posted by: Common Core Standards at March 31, 2014 03:16 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2014 03:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Steve Irwin at March 31, 2014 03:16 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at March 31, 2014 03:16 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Hamilton at March 31, 2014 03:16 PM (oMYHY)
Hey!
You forgot the tracers. 1:3, my man. 1:3.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 03:16 PM (6T8Ay)
feasting on a delightful canape made from Mika Brzens;akjgoiki's frontal lobe"
You can hardly call an appetizer a "feast".
===============
You know how tenderloins are tender mostly because they're unused muscle mass? Same thing.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckleduster at March 31, 2014 03:17 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2014 02:10 PM (VG9IS)
Can I just say that I hate that phrase. It's lacking. It fails in the acronym test.
Now on the other hand: "Can't Understand Normal Thinking" is perfect.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 31, 2014 03:17 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at March 31, 2014 03:17 PM (UazSi)
FIFY
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 03:17 PM (6T8Ay)
....and the class in logic at Kindercare Academy
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 03:13 PM (6T8Ay)
M-4? yeah...
M-14? only the first couple of rounds... before their dainty little 'don't have to do pullups' arms got tired...
Posted by: Romeo13... at March 31, 2014 03:17 PM (84gbM)
T-9: You have all KINDS of labels now. L, G, B, T, M, F, Unk, et al.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 03:17 PM (fwARV)
I mean, unpleasantness aside, that would be HONEST. And at least I could respect them for putting their biases out there for all to see openly.
But this game of "local stories" when they all pile on Christie or Knox or the Koch Brothers makes them look even MORE like the clowns they so surely are.
Do they really think they are fooling anyone, or is this lip-service?
Hate them. Hate them so much.
They had best pray to whatever gods they believe in that their lives never depend on my generosity. I won't go out of my way to harm them, but neither will I make any effort to help, either ...
And even as a lapsed Christian I hate how they make me feel about them ...
Posted by: acethepug at March 31, 2014 03:18 PM (70eGB)
-Ronan Farrow
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:18 PM (4df7R)
He should be their Akin.
Posted by: AmishDude at March 31, 2014 03:18 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Ray J Johnson at March 31, 2014 03:18 PM (3ZtZW)
That about sum it up?
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 03:13 PM (x3YFz)
The two most hated groups in America today (by govt and many citizens), Christians and whites.
And if you happen to be both, God help y....well, youknowwhatImean, Vern?
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:18 PM (1Y+hH)
http://goo.gl/3FdtRW
Posted by: Beer Ninja at March 31, 2014 03:18 PM (598AG)
Yeah....
Common Core... Obamacare for Education...
Posted by: Romeo13... at March 31, 2014 03:19 PM (84gbM)
I mean, unpleasantness aside, that would be HONEST. And at least I could respect them for putting their biases out there for all to see openly.
And "partisan" is the right word. An ideological bias I can understand, but they don't even have that many scruples.
Posted by: AmishDude at March 31, 2014 03:19 PM (T0NGe)
CNN quoted Leland Yee on this important story back in 2011:
http://tinyurl.com/mwtzxk3
SHARK FIN SOUP ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING BANNED IN CALIFORNIA
... "I think what is most insidious about this particular bill is that it
sends a very bad message, not only to us in California but to the rest
of the world, that discrimination against Chinese-Americans is OK," Sen.
Leland Yee, D-San Francisco, said, according to the San Francisco Chronicle...
Posted by: Hepcat at March 31, 2014 03:20 PM (Q4mug)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 03:17 PM (fwARV)
M/F/LGBTBBQWTFKTHXBAI
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:20 PM (4df7R)
You forgot the tracers. 1:3, my man. 1:3.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 03:16 PM (6T8Ay)
crap!
/erase
/erase
/erase
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 03:20 PM (x3YFz)
Join us for a touching Memorial for the recently deceased, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:14 PM (UazSi)
Ok I looked it up and get it now.
I'm crying over here and I think I broke my sides.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 31, 2014 03:20 PM (oFCZn)
OTOH
MSNBC is like a crazy aunt who lives in a cellar with 50 cats.
And Fox News is like your loud, annoying brother-in-law with bad breath who sells used cars for a living.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 31, 2014 03:21 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:22 PM (HLprW)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 03:17 PM (fwARV)
M/F/LGBTBBQWTFKTHXBAI
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:20 PM (4df7R)
no numbers...
/white board.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 03:22 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 31, 2014 03:21 PM (I8YZX)
Anyone who says 'we're looking out for you'...
Isn't....
Posted by: Romeo13... at March 31, 2014 03:22 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2014 03:22 PM (TIIx5)
Lefties still read Alternet, Mother Jones, PETA publications and Greenpeace publications. If they can't discern the lies in Mother Jones, it's not happening.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 03:23 PM (4QSOR)
To save time and space I suggest a catch-all designation:
VD.
Various Deviants.
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:23 PM (1Y+hH)
Media should call it their Gosnell Doctrine.
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 03:23 PM (roFmD)
Hear Yee, Hear Yee
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2014 03:22 PM (TIIx5)
/golfclap...
Posted by: Romeo13... at March 31, 2014 03:23 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 03:23 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:23 PM (HLprW)
Posted by: Romeo13... at March 31, 2014 03:22 PM (84gbM)
That's advertising; I hope that everyone here takes a skeptical view of all advertising.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at March 31, 2014 03:24 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 03:24 PM (RD7QR)
Hear Yee, Hear Yee
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2014 03:22 PM (TIIx5)
*slow clap* As a connoisseur of puns, I give this one a 9 out of 10.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:25 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 03:25 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:25 PM (HLprW)
Posted by: Joyce Kilmer at March 31, 2014 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
It's sick.
If you're on SSDI, and ever manage to accumulate assets of $2000 or more, the .gov can then turn around, cut off your payments, and come after you for the previous five years that they payed out.
Once you're in their trap, they really don't want you leaving it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2014 03:26 PM (0AKks)
Alright, if ace is feeling under the weather again, I think it may be time for an intervention.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:25 PM (HLprW)
Cut him a break. He needs to go to Daytona Beach and get drunk for a week.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 03:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:26 PM (H24g2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 03:27 PM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Oh Yee of little faith at March 31, 2014 03:27 PM (84gbM)
I'm a state senator, and I'm considering crashing a jumbo jet with hundreds of passengers into the Indian ocean.
Good to know CNN won't cover it.
Or if not that, then I might walk into a school with a couple weapons and few hundred rounds of ammo.
Think they'll cover me then?
Posted by: State Senator at March 31, 2014 03:27 PM (TOk1P)
hahahaha, Howie Carr just played Washington Free Beacon's montage of Al Sharpton asking, "What is he talkin about?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 03:27 PM (roFmD)
Must be a very light snack.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 03:28 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Joyce Kilmer at March 31, 2014 03:28 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 03:28 PM (7ObY1)
Has ace ever said that he feels good?
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:28 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:18 PM (1Y+hH)
lol yeah. little bit. But hey, you can't go through life feeling like a victim, because that's what they do.
I'm still going to golf, fish, hug my somewhat dangerous wife, and press.
We can't all be born a kenyan gay muslim who stole the presidency through voter fraud and then used it to take an 8 year vacation from responsibility while destroying the last free nation on earth.
Some of us have to get by with the small things.
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 03:28 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:28 PM (1Y+hH)
Maybe Ace is my wife?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 03:29 PM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 03:29 PM (roFmD)
From the headline:
"Warning to world: ‘We’re facing the spectre of reduced yields in some of the key crops that feed humanity’"
From the article:
"But this doesn’t mean in 50 years there will be
less food grown. Thanks to the “green revolution” of improved
agricultural techniques, crop production is growing about 10 per cent
per decade and climate change is likely to reduce yields by 1 per cent a
decade, so crop production will still go up, but not as fast, said
David Lobell of Stanford University, one of the authors of the report’s
chapter on food problems."The stupid it burns.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 31, 2014 03:29 PM (tf9Ne)
Has ace ever said that he feels good?
Posted by: Meremortal
He felt great after Weiner resigned.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2014 03:30 PM (slXFW)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:30 PM (HLprW)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 31, 2014 03:31 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Ace's Tranny Hooker Friend at March 31, 2014 03:31 PM (TOk1P)
Yep, it's our cross to....sorry, never mind.
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:31 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 03:31 PM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Meremortal
The French are a very gloomy people.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 03:31 PM (IXrOn)
And gives his vote to those who pay
Posted by: Joyce Kilmer at March 31, 2014 03:31 PM (8ZskC)
nood culture poat
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 03:32 PM (roFmD)
'MY TAKE' - AN EDITORIAL :
It seems to me that a lot of people named 'Ray', or a permutation thereof, have been dying lately.
Is it just me? Because I don't think so.
Anyway. If my name was Ray, I'd be careful.
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:32 PM (UazSi)
Posted by: Meremortal
The French are a very gloomy people.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 03:31 PM (IXrOn)
ace is Henri.
Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2014 03:32 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 03:29 PM (t3UFN)
You'll have to ask some of the others, I've never had the pleasure.
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 03:32 PM (1Y+hH)
Ace is French....?
I guess that explains his interest in French electoral politics.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 03:33 PM (gOoFi)
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 31, 2014 03:33 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: California at March 31, 2014 03:35 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: akula51 at March 31, 2014 03:39 PM (ye4Wk)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:25 PM (HLprW)
House calls and "vitamin" shots?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 31, 2014 03:42 PM (oFCZn)
A child in Colorado has been murdered ....
We believe the boy's name is Kenny McCormick ...
More details as I get them ...
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:48 PM (aTXUx)
The problem is the people who watch it and consider it important and then talk about it like it matters. That includes, of course, Conservatives.
Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at March 31, 2014 03:50 PM (ME3z1)
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the Yees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2014 04:02 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 04:03 PM (VrNoa)
Posted by: Illinois at March 31, 2014 04:04 PM (VrNoa)
Posted by: alwyr at March 31, 2014 04:09 PM (V0j3u)
According to the indictment Leland Yee was offering to buy hellfire missiles and other arms from a paramilitary Separatist Muslim extremist group in the Philippines MILF (no joke that is the acronym) and sell them to someone looking to bring them into the US.
I think that grants it more than--"it is just a local story" status.
*If* Leeland Yee was a Republican working with a con artist who had connections to a big time illegal fundraiser for a Republican presidential candidate--there is no question that CNN would be all over this.
Instead it is Senator Leeland Yee (D) who is in a mess with Raymond "Shrimp Boy" Chow-- who has ties to Hsu.
Norman Yung Yuen Hsu[1] (Chinese: 徐詠芫; pinyin: Xú Yǒngyuán; Wade–Giles: Hsü2 Yung3-yüan2), born October 1951,[2] is a convicted pyramid investment promoter who associated himself with the apparel industry. His business activities were intertwined with his role as a major fundraiser for the Democratic Party, and he gained notoriety after suspicious patterns of bundled campaign contributions were reported in 2007.[3] Subsequently he was discovered to have been a long-time fugitive in connection with a 1992 fraud conviction.[4][5] After turning himself in to California authorities in 2007 he fled the state again and was quickly recaptured.
The U.S. Justice Department investigated whether Hsu illegally reimbursed political donations by associates and formally charged him with fraud.[13][14][15] On November 27, 2007, a federal grand jury indicted Hsu on charges of violating federal campaign finance laws and defrauding investors "out of at least $20 million."
[...]
By 2007, Hsu's status within Hillary Rodham Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign had risen to the level where he was a "HillRaiser",[23][29] someone who had "bundled" more than $100,000 for her campaign, and to where he co-hosted a $1 million fundraiser at wealthy Democratic Party supporter Ron Burkle's Beverly Hills estate,[3] and in September, he was scheduled to co-host a major gala fundraising event featuring music legend Quincy Jones.
Chow taked about his ties to Hsu during an interview with KGO San Francisco's Vic Lee:
SAN FRANCISCO, Sep 7, 2007 (KGO) (KGO) -- Authorities are awaiting word on when fugitive financier Norman Hsu will be brought back to the Bay Area.
Hsu is the man who skipped out on two million dollars bail in San Mateo County Wednesday, only to be rearrested last night in Colorado, where he's now in the hospital.
He's been on the run for 12 years.
Hsu rubbed shoulders with the powerful and notorious as well.
Raymond Kwok Chow, alias "Shrimp Boy," is one of Hsu's known associates.
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local&id=5643329
Posted by: tasker at March 31, 2014 04:22 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: tasker at March 31, 2014 04:23 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Jaws at March 31, 2014 04:29 PM (eKZp1)
Also, how do they check being Amish?
I'm an Anabaptist, is there a less strict group of Amish that will give me a letter?
Posted by: Goatweed at March 31, 2014 04:37 PM (8HrdX)
As I am still serving my deportation to the San Francisco Bay area, I would like to offer a somewhat alternative perspective to this unprecedentedly historical event.
I think the the California State Senate should put itself in for the Diversity of Multicultural Diverseness Award for 2014. When a state senate recognizes that diversity is for all and for ever by ejecting (even with green parachutes and hardly prematurely) one each Latino, Negro, and Asiatic and then puts a cherry has this progressively Progressive ice cream sundae by having it trumpeted by its practicing sexual dysfunction head-person, well, there you go
Posted by: 11B40 at March 31, 2014 05:47 PM (evgyj)
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