aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Christie Bridgegate Report Suggests That Incident Might Have Been Exacerbated By... A Busted-Up Affair
The law firm's report exonerating (supposedly) Christie says that key Bridgegate player Bridgie Kelly had a "personal relationship" with Christie's then-campaign-manager, Bill Stepien, a relationship which had cooled -- or soured -- just before Kelly sent her infamous email, "Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee."
The report claims the affair resulted in Kelly and Stepien barely communicating... and that this might have caused communication breakdowns regarding the Fort Lee lane closings."Indeed, that fact may have affected how Kelly and Stepien conducted themselves and whether they communicated about the lane realignment."Two points: 1, feminists are going to freak out at the (claimed) implication that a woman's hormones caused all of this. The report doesn't say that, and doesn't really imply that, but, you know. You can get there if you really want to. And MSNBC is going to really want to get there. "CHRIS CHRISTIE'S OLD BOYS CLUB BLAMES BRIDGEGATE ON WOMAN'S LIBIDO." You heard it here first. 2, when Bridgegate broke, I asked, jokingly, on the podcast, "Is it too early to speculate about an affair?" Just sayin'. It's Old: JackStraw says my prediction already came true before I predicted it -- he says Chris Matthews and a NJ State Senator guest were shouting tonight about how "gratuitous" this disclosure was, and complaining of Christie's War on One Single Woman.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rachael Maddow at March 27, 2014 08:07 PM (kFxpe)
Posted by: lilredhen at March 27, 2014 08:07 PM (MRv5u)
Posted by: awkward davies at March 27, 2014 08:07 PM (whqez)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 08:08 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: lilredhen at March 27, 2014 08:08 PM (MRv5u)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 08:08 PM (1I48Z)
Posted by: The Village Smithy at March 27, 2014 08:08 PM (6xgxC)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:08 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:09 PM (G6qzS)
Well, no. I heard it on MSNBC first. Matthews was throwing a hissy fit over this war on one particular woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 08:09 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2014 08:09 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:09 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2014 08:09 PM (QhlpW)
aw, nuts. They already got to it?
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2014 08:10 PM (/FnUH)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 27, 2014 08:10 PM (A98Xu)
Hey, CNN! How does his ass taste?!
Idiots....
Posted by: B at March 27, 2014 08:10 PM (6iEQd)
Posted by: boulder hobo at March 27, 2014 08:10 PM (f5VT3)
This surprises you, Ace?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 08:11 PM (ojnk6)
A can of Hers could have prevented this whole tragedy.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 08:11 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 08:11 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: boulder hobo at March 27, 2014 08:11 PM (f5VT3)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:12 PM (GrtrJ)
male or female?
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:12 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Mich Huckabee at March 27, 2014 08:12 PM (oJUxt)
The Catholic Church was OPPOSED to Magna Carta.
I am a Catholic, but I don't trust the hierarchy in temporal matters.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 08:12 PM (V70Uh)
Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 08:11 PM (4+AaH)
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And get away with it...
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 08:12 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 08:12 PM (oMKp3)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:12 PM (qyfb5)
Yep. But you were spot on.
Had some female Dem state senator on who must have used the term "gratuitous" a dozen times to describe the treatment of this poor woman who up until today the left hated.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 08:13 PM (g1DWB)
I really hate his radio station but I can't turn it off.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:13 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:13 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2014 08:13 PM (0HooB)
was this today or yesterday?
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2014 08:13 PM (/FnUH)
Posted by: NCKate at March 27, 2014 08:13 PM (ImOr8)
Posted by: Rd at March 27, 2014 08:13 PM (D+lxs)
20 rem Estrogen Good
30 For x = 1 to infinity
40 Democrat agenda against men, allegedly pro-women
50 next x
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 27, 2014 08:13 PM (oGrEy)
Posted by: B at March 27, 2014 08:14 PM (6iEQd)
Just preserving tradition, willow.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 08:14 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:14 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: IrishEd at March 27, 2014 08:14 PM (bfm04)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:15 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 27, 2014 08:15 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2014 08:15 PM (/FnUH)
Today. I couldn't listen to Greta drone on about the plane any more so I switched over to see if Matthews would be covering this and sure enough, whammy!
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 08:15 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:14 PM (ZshNr)
Wisconsin is leading Baylor by eight with six minutes to go in the first half.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 08:15 PM (oMKp3)
Posted by: SOCR the mostly-lurker at March 27, 2014 08:16 PM (EkAxJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:16 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: ClassicalTexas at March 27, 2014 08:17 PM (0jX8P)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:16 PM (ZshNr)
WHAT?!? I'm taking you out of my will. Humph.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 08:17 PM (oMKp3)
i'm lost here.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: eman at March 27, 2014 08:17 PM (qgO9c)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:18 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:18 PM (ZshNr)
http://bit.ly/OZr8y1
http://bit.ly/1lq15h6
The bad:
http://bit.ly/1i0t95m
http://bit.ly/P8oqpJ
The ugly:
Your life being dragged through the MFM.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:18 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:19 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:19 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Glenn Close at March 27, 2014 08:19 PM (KgN8K)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 08:19 PM (oMKp3)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 08:19 PM (IV4od)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:20 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
Don't forget about the perfect smallish bewbs.
Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 08:21 PM (C5axv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:21 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Zombie Ebert at March 27, 2014 08:21 PM (wu/TK)
i'm many inches shorter, and brunette , and not so pale.
but ok, if i could choose to be tall and rich ginger i might.
ok i would
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:21 PM (nqBYe)
danger girl do not hum it as i don't know it.
and i don't want an ear worm.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:19 PM (nqBYe)
Oh I'm not humming it. I'm singing it out loud.
"But it's gonna take moneeeeeeyyyyyy! A whole lotta spending money!"
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:22 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2014 08:22 PM (0HooB)
Sure, sure, there's sex and jilted lovers but where's the money left in plain envelopes? Where's the guy who tripped and fell on an ice pick 50 times?
Where's the uncle who is in waste removal and personal loan business?
You're slipping Jersey!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:22 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:22 PM (ZshNr)
Wisconsin basketball player Sam Dekker was part of that group.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 08:23 PM (oMKp3)
Posted by: Lisa Nowak at March 27, 2014 08:23 PM (KgN8K)
Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 08:23 PM (C5axv)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:23 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:18 PM (GrtrJ)
Is that like this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sppRrbtxVD0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 08:23 PM (1I48Z)
Give it up. Mayors taking bribes doesn't get any play in the NY Slime, but a fucking traffic jam is front page???
Oh, wait, Mayor democrat, traffic jam, Republican.
Nevermind.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 08:24 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
Begging disbelief of rhetorical disbelief?
That's a paddlin'.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2014 08:24 PM (Uabwh)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 27, 2014 08:24 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:21 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe)
Yeah, I would be something other than me, too, but I'm not.
You are perfectly you. Also, awesome.
You are thoughtful and cheerful and compassionate and people here are glad to see you.
That's gotta be worth something.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:24 PM (qyfb5)
dumps purse a couple quarters, several dimes, a gazillion pennies , one nickel, and a dollar bill wadded up floats out..scrambles into fist throws them at dangergirl,
i beg of you !
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:25 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 08:25 PM (ojnk6)
I watched it for the first time a couples weeks ago, pull my man card if you must. What was the excitement about for that 100 minutes of crap? Everyone in the movie was a piece of shit, the wife, husband, kids and Clint.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 08:25 PM (IV4od)
Honest to God, Ace, I've been married a long, long time. I go back to the earliest days of computers. But I figured out my wife's cycle early on (she's a major lunar cycle +- a few hours) and, believe it or not, wrote a computer program to help me out (since I suffer from the debilitating testosterone disease) and it warned me when to hit it, when to quit it, when to hide low.
Hormones don't just effect men.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 27, 2014 08:25 PM (oGrEy)
Oh yeah. I haven't had a steak that nice is quite a while.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 08:25 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:25 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:24 PM (qyfb5)
certainly at least as much as the money i scraped out of my purse a minute ago : P
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:26 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: NCKate at March 27, 2014 08:26 PM (ImOr8)
Posted by: dancing taxidermy critter at March 27, 2014 08:27 PM (KgN8K)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 27, 2014 08:27 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 08:27 PM (oJUxt)
i beg of you !
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:25 PM (nqBYe)
*shoves earplugs in willow's ears*
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:27 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:26 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe)
You have money, too?
(lower lip quivers)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:27 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 08:27 PM (8lmkt)
Yep, expedt to see Maet's fan a few more times before IP zapping occurs.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 08:27 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 08:28 PM (0AKks)
and then drove to a remote location and threw himself off a cliff.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:28 PM (nqBYe)
Would you say it stopped you in your tracks? Stalled your enjoyment? Stranded your expectations?
Posted by: Zombie Roper at March 27, 2014 08:29 PM (wu/TK)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:29 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 08:30 PM (oMKp3)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 27, 2014 08:30 PM (8+xjO)
(lower lip quivers)
Posted by: Merovign
well i don't now silly, i threw it to DangerGirl! the whole 2 dollars and some pennies!
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:30 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at March 27, 2014 08:30 PM (mMkoO)
Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 08:30 PM (C5axv)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:31 PM (G6qzS)
Posted by: NCKate at March 27, 2014 08:31 PM (ImOr8)
see , i knew you were a tender heart under all those raptors.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:31 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:29 PM (Gk3SS)
Got something on your nose empress. Here, a towel.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (C5axv)
But you didn't know what Chrissy was saying, therefore you are still prescient, insightful even.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (Uabwh)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:30 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe)
Need some? I have some Pesos, and a $5 Hong Kong coin, and s $2 Canadian coin that's made of two different metals!
I think I even have some American quarters in the car, but I'm saving them for the car wash.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Chrispy Chreme at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (IV4od)
"Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice...."
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:33 PM (GrtrJ)
'The Tenderizer' is the name I gave to my other vibrator.
Posted by: Barbara Wlaters at March 27, 2014 08:33 PM (G6qzS)
Sorry.
Really.
I love women.
But you women are lunatics. Get a piece of paper and a calendar and figure your cycle compared to lunar cycles.
I'm only still married because I figured out how to deal with it. Yeah, I'm far from perfect, and my wife figured out how to deal with that, too.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 27, 2014 08:33 PM (oGrEy)
There's actually a period tracker app for iPhone.
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Please tell me yer kidding? amiright? Huh? Please
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:33 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: NCKate at March 27, 2014 08:34 PM (ImOr8)
Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2014 08:34 PM (zqvg6)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:35 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (qyfb5)
er, i believe i took those last night and bought the bottle of wine i almost finished last night.. i thought i left a note on your windshield..wanders away rather hurriedly
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:35 PM (nqBYe)
You are insane.
Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 08:35 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 08:36 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 27, 2014 08:36 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (GEICT)
Why, thank you.
I'm just going to go fetch the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness and stand behind you. Don't mind me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:36 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:36 PM (vVSOO)
If nobody else can be bothered to riff on this I guess I will:
http://youtu.be/HaA3YZ6QdJU
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 08:36 PM (0AKks)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:36 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 08:37 PM (C5axv)
In the good old days, they used to call this "payday."
Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 08:37 PM (oJUxt)
Governor. He needs to stay in that shit hole New Jersey along with
Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Atlantic City and the Nets. God Awful.
Except for Old Blue Eyes nothing good ever came out of that State which
is New York's anus.
Posted by: IrishEd at March 27, 2014 08:14 PM (bfm04)
And what POS state do YOU live in? Besides, you're Irish, so there's that.
Posted by: pissedoffateverything at March 27, 2014 08:37 PM (tAoev)
It is just as reliable as a Holder run DoJ investigation. Neither one is worth a shit.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 08:37 PM (IV4od)
+whack, whack, whack+
Posted by: eureka! at March 27, 2014 08:37 PM (OTg7I)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:36 PM (GrtrJ)
No bridge closures in your hood?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 08:37 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: pissedoffateverything at March 27, 2014 08:37 PM (tAoev)
nicely played . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 08:38 PM (8lmkt)
Hey ho! Heya guys what's up?
Great to see you!
Ahhh...where are the doughnuts boyos?
Posted by: Chris Christie at March 27, 2014 08:38 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:36 PM (Gk3SS)
We were talking about the MoMee yesterday at lunch. When Burn The Witch heard you were there, first question he asked "Is she really that short?"
Almost fell off my stool.
Posted by: Chrispy Chreme at March 27, 2014 08:38 PM (GEICT)
or what about road rage , cutting people off and beating them up on the street/
just asking
::stirs pot;:
because i'm safely ensconced beside alex and her raptors.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:38 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 27, 2014 08:38 PM (wdHk6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 08:37 PM (HVff2)
Nah. I tend more towards the, "OMG I need a double cheeseburger now!" hormonal sort of thing.
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:39 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:40 PM (GrtrJ)
"Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice...."
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:33 PM (GrtrJ) fnord (GrtrJ)
(Throws $2, pennies, and a Belgian quarter at willow, a $5 Hong Kong coin wrapped in a Canadian $5 bill and a Tiger's Milk bar back at DangerGirl.)
"With a step to your left and a flick to the right you catch that mirror way out west
You know you're something special and you look like you're the best"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:40 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 08:40 PM (vHRtU)
Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 08:41 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:41 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:42 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: dancing taxidermy critter at March 27, 2014 08:42 PM (KgN8K)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:39 PM (GrtrJ)
Husband, father of 3 daughters, I prefer your type rather than the I'm at war with everyone type
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 08:42 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:41 PM (nqBYe)
Great. Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:42 PM (GEICT)
Jerky. It's food and exercise.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:43 PM (G6qzS)
Posted by: HR Go Cyclones :) at March 27, 2014 08:43 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 08:43 PM (C5axv)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:35 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe)
I have six bottles of wine, a six-pack of unusual alien beer not made with earthly things, and a big bottle of Bombay Gin.
I don't drink, and I live alone.
I don't know that I can explain this adequately.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:43 PM (qyfb5)
Now-a-days I think they call it 'booty-call'.
Fortunately I am armed with spreadsheet and data base and can figure out whether I should be prepared for sex or a knife across the genitals.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 27, 2014 08:43 PM (oGrEy)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:44 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (G6qzS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (ZshNr)
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Stocking up for the Burning Times when friends drop by?
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (2oU2+)
When Burn The Witch heard you were there, first question he asked "Is
she really that short?"
Almost fell off my stool.
Posted by: Chrispy Chreme at March 27, 2014 08:38 PM (GEICT)
Bannion's holy shit you really are that short was hilarious. Especially since it was tied to a realization that, yes, in fact, I did need help down from the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:46 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 08:46 PM (ojnk6)
I don't drink, and I live alone.
I don't know that I can explain this adequately.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:43 PM (qyfb5)
I call that preparation for a moron horde visit.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:46 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (G6qzS)
strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (G6qzS)
Too bad I am not worthy of them.
Apparently.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (vHRtU)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:44 PM (GrtrJ) fnord (GrtrJ)
Would you like a cheeseburger? Maybe a nice plate of Spaghetti carbonara with Italian sausage?
Or maybe my time zones are off. Strawberry ice cream with a little whipped cream and grated chocolate?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (qyfb5)
True story: this is a conversation I had with my parents a week ago.
Me: So, I've had to quit drinking wine. I just can't control it. I like it way too much, I drink too much of it and I'm tired of feeling like crap in the morning.
Mom: Oh, that's too bad.
Me: Yeah, I just love the taste and I end up drinking too much of it. It isn't a good thing.
Dad: Have you tried vodka?
Me: .......
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (GrtrJ)
Yep! That it explains it. The Horde is always thirsty!
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: MTF at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (WlOHE)
Check out today's Rameriz cartoon at IBD, You'll get a kick out of Putin.
Posted by: Panhandler at March 27, 2014 08:48 PM (LqVNJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (Gk3SS)
Yeah, but honestly, that doesn't really have anything to do with your height.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:48 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 08:48 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (vVSOO) fnord (vVSOO)
Maybe keeping to trade for ammo?
I call that preparation for a moron horde visit.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:46 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe)
Could be. I give wine to people and then I buy more so I have the same amount - which I still don't drink.
I'm not against it or anything, I just don't have the urge.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:49 PM (qyfb5)
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No fair. Now my wine is all over my shirt and the chair.
Posted by: MTF at March 27, 2014 08:49 PM (WlOHE)
Posted by: HR Go Cyclones :) at March 27, 2014 08:49 PM (hO8IJ)
Maybe a nice plate of Spaghetti carbonara with Italian sausage?
No, but I appreciate the offer. Sausage is yucky.
Or maybe my time zones are off. Strawberry ice cream with a little whipped cream and grated chocolate?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (qyfb5)
*googly eyes*
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (GrtrJ)
Me: .......
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (GrtrJ) fnord (GrtrJ)
Hey, he's just looking out for your best intere...
Wait, what?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Vince Foster at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (kFxpe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:48 PM (GEICT)
smackitysmacksmack
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (0AKks)
Have any of the other married moron guys noticed the pheromone effect about 24 hours before before her period starts?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2014 08:51 PM (zqvg6)
Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 08:51 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tom Friedman at March 27, 2014 08:51 PM (kFxpe)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:51 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ontherocks at March 27, 2014 08:51 PM (Yrj2p)
Right?
You have wine, beer and other great stuff to give to your guests.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (V70Uh)
>>Too bad I am not worthy of them.
Careful what you wish for.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (vVSOO)
Have any of the other married moron guys noticed the pheromone effect about 24 hours before before her period starts?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (KBvAm)
Fuck, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street anymore.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (HVff2)
btw..
** did anyone see the article about Turkey's Internet shut down? They just shut off the Internet again. A hacker had tapped into a high level meeting about declaring war on Syria. After their earlier attempt to shut down Twitter.. this reason got a very cynical reaction.
** What do you think about the shutdown of all the Israeli embassies and consulates over the world? The reason was given as a general strike for higher wages. which cooould be true; but unprecedented. But, given their history of knowing about everything before anyone else; and what has happened in the past when they pull people out.. might be worth keeping an eye on the situation.
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (x3kqL)
My Ex used to get that way, and then "the change" occurred. That was that for pheromonal like activity, hence the Ex descriptor.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (0AKks)
I...uh...have a family that really likes to eat and get their drink on.
And yes Peaches, my dad (and mom and the rest of my family) are a hell of a fun time at parties.
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (GrtrJ)
Like a Tiffany Blue Jewelry Box.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:53 PM (G6qzS)
The deception .....you gotta blank face.......you see dimensions in two....one thing leads to another...
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:53 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Dan Rather at March 27, 2014 08:53 PM (kFxpe)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (GrtrJ) fnord (GrtrJ)
DING! FOUND IT!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:53 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 08:53 PM (V70Uh)
This type of bullshit isn't helping you any.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:53 PM (G6qzS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:54 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at March 27, 2014 08:54 PM (kFxpe)
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (vVSOO)
Ha, no to both of those. The Viking Warrior Princess outfit belongs on MWR.
But I will say that AtC is pretty much exactly the same IRL as she is around here.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:54 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (JdEZJ) fnord (JdEZJ)
Yes and for a shocking number of people.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:54 PM (qyfb5)
DangerGirl, i am not a very good drinker either, if i drink more than a
couple glasses of wine i am truly under the table doing carpet thread
counts.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:51 PM (nqBYe)
Girl, I am a good drinker...too good of a drinker. But with wine only. Beer, bourbon, (and yes dad) vodka...I can have one and stop, no problem. But wine, wine is my downfall. I blink and the bottle is gone. It is a serious problem.
So I have taken dad's advice.
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:55 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (JdEZJ)
It's worse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 08:55 PM (1I48Z)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 08:55 PM (IV4od)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 08:55 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: A. Moron at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (roTS7)
The Grumpy Grandma was asking how much I was going to spend on the Moto room (the man cave) since I now have to get Navy trinkets in addition to leather chairs and a bar to go with the Marine trinkets....
"Whatever it takes baby; we can spend just as much on your sewing/craft room."
Its just money...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (JdEZJ)
Creatures??? you're calling me a creature... like a MONSTER??? or an ANIMAL????
Posted by: My Redhead Girlfriend that time of the month if I said that at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (84gbM)
>>Too bad I am not worthy of them.
" (yes you are)
{aww that's Lovely!"
Careful what you wish for.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (g1DWB)
kicks Jack.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (nqBYe)
Like a Mini-Ginger Galadriel if she had accepthed the Ring?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (G6qzS)
The deception .....you gotta blank face.......you see dimensions in two....one thing leads to another...
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:53 PM (ZshNr)
Great tune.
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (GrtrJ)
I tend to believe fatass is grasping at straws here.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (uhAkr)
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:57 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (G6qzS)
That's……yeah, that's pretty damn accurate.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 27, 2014 08:57 PM (kFxpe)
Women are the most beautiful, amazing, awesome creatures on the planet.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American
Yeah -- 'bout that whole "awesome" thing....
Posted by: A Male Lappland Reindeer
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 27, 2014 08:58 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:58 PM (nqBYe)
My country however is like a movie in a bad dream.
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 08:58 PM (JdEZJ)
Rachael Ray? Never heard of her.
Posted by: A. Moron at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (roTS7)
I think she makes frying pans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 08:58 PM (1I48Z)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 08:58 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 08:59 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 08:59 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 08:59 PM (vHRtU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:59 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: THE CRAMPS at March 27, 2014 08:59 PM (G6qzS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:59 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (G6qzS)
How many times do I have to say this.
My good is still *a* good.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:59 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:54 PM (GEICT) fnord (GEICT)
*bunk*
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:00 PM (qyfb5)
---------
"All will worship me and despair" kind of thing?
Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 09:00 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 08:58 PM (JdEZJ)
I feel as if I am Oliver Wendell Douglas the the country is an unfunny Green Acres.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 09:00 PM (1I48Z)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 09:00 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:01 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:01 PM (nqBYe)
It's a better good than the SCOAMF's so I'll take it.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 27, 2014 09:02 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:02 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Sunny at March 27, 2014 09:02 PM (Aznpd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:54 PM (GEICT)
So who got a wee fist throat punch?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 27, 2014 09:02 PM (oFCZn)
Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand...
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 09:03 PM (GrtrJ)
It will actually say that on all the coins in Alextopia.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 09:03 PM (G6qzS)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 27, 2014 09:02 PM (HDwDg)
That's a pretty low bar.
I mean, I could take a crap on the carpet in the middle of a church dinner party at my house and that would still probably be better that DogEater McShanksALot.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:03 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:04 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:04 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 27, 2014 09:02 PM (oFCZn)
No throat punching. Everyone was fairly well behaved.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:05 PM (GEICT)
I meant - her pheromones affecting you.
My wife's is fairly irregular but we always know when it's going to happen because -
suddenly in the middle of the night I'll wake up just nuts to have um, maritals with her, uh, frequently.
It'll be all I can think about.
It's weird as hell but a real thing.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2014 09:05 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: MTF at March 27, 2014 09:06 PM (UjSt7)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:06 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:04 PM (ZshNr)
Ca its da dillah...dillah die, and no ones gonna dee da dee da doo doo dorty die!
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 09:06 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Barakaheatan I at March 27, 2014 09:06 PM (Aif/5)
Just go murder a couple of people and get yourself prosecuted and convicted..
While you're on Death Row, you'll have sacks of mail coming in with unsolicited proposals of marriage from plenty of women, some of them reasonably attractive ones.
Not kidding about this.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 27, 2014 09:06 PM (noWW6)
Because they're ugly and they stink.
Don't forget to tip your waitress, she's feeling a little crampy.
Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 09:07 PM (oJUxt)
Four months in office.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:08 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:08 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:08 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:05 PM (GEICT)
Other than some weirdo screaming FUCKING RINO, everyone was well behaved.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:08 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:08 PM (nqBYe)
He seemed pretty agitated about Russia and Ukraine -- assumption is he gets classified intel being on HASC.
He was calling for Obama to at least let the world know what Russia is doing, ie troop movements we are watching by satellite.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 09:08 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:09 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:09 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 09:09 PM (8MjqI)
Not kidding about this.
Posted by: torquewrench
----------------
Yeah. I get that stuff all of the time. Pretty amazing.
Posted by: Charlie Manson at March 27, 2014 09:09 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 09:09 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 27, 2014 09:06 PM (noWW6) fnord (noWW6)
I KNOW, and thanks for reminding me, now I feel sick.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:09 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:08 PM (Gk3SS)
Seemed like a nice guy to me….
You realize that Bannion is actually having a certain someone hand out a RINO of the Year award? If it that certain someone declines to hand it out, I have to. Which means people are going to want me to yell it again.
*sigh*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Flatbush
--------------------
MSM: "Meh. It's a regional problem. But what about Michelle? Doesn't she look fabulous?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:11 PM (aDwsi)
Horny is the normal condition of the moron.
This is something different. Like I say it's gotta be pheromonal cuz it's linked to her period.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2014 09:11 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 09:09 PM (GrtrJ)
Seriously? Cause that would be awesome. I owe you a drink.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:11 PM (nqBYe)
Something like " don,t cross the ......then ...what we had in store....Weeeeeeeee....as reckless as we are, ...."
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:11 PM (ZshNr)
Houston Rockets game, just after tipoff. #NBA (http://instagram.com/p/mENb50sePH/ ) pic.twitter.com/nuImZUO4HL
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 09:12 PM (ZPrif)
I'm not privy to this kind of info because my life is kind of not like a soap opera.
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:12 PM (JdEZJ)
>>willow at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM
I did my time. But to quote Dr King...
In the words of the old Negro spiritual, Free at last, free at last. Thank God almighty, I'm free at last.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 09:12 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:12 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: King Barak at March 27, 2014 09:12 PM (Aif/5)
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:11 PM (nqBYe)
I am just a little worried that you have that link at hand, willow.
Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 09:12 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2014 09:13 PM (KBvAm)
meet an inmate .com
Meet-an-Inmate.com has been
helping male and female inmates connect with the outside world since
1998 and is ranked #1* among prison pen pal websites. Meet-An-Inmate
connects people like you with inmates from across the United States, and
offers a free, easy way to brighten up an inmates day
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:13 PM (nqBYe)
Now that's one for the trophy case.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:12 PM (aDwsi)
*snort*
That's mantle material right there.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:11 PM (GEICT)
Yes. If it happens I am there. I would have liked to come this year, but timing is not on my side. However, next year I will take extra time and plan my trip back home around NoVaMoMee. I'll fly into mom and dad's then if mom allows, borrow her car and drive to the meetup, stay overnight and head back to their place the next day. It should work out pretty well. You can buy my chubby ass a drink.
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 09:14 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:14 PM (bXdYS)
I like women, I really do. And they can say all they want about testosterone, and I'll accept that. I *can* feel the effect, and it's all over the chart about when (on a calender/lunar basis) it will effect me. More exercise, more physical work, more T. But I'm a jerk. Sit on my ass, low T. Nice guy. You want a guy who is 'buff' then you're gonna have to accept that we're a pain in the ass when we have high T levels. But we look good. Muscles rippling, stomach flat. It's part and parcel of the game.
I better quit while I'm ahead. Later.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 27, 2014 09:14 PM (oGrEy)
i thought nah that can't be that many weirdos in the country
but yep.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:14 PM (nqBYe)
Raymond Pritchett @Galrahn
Russia's Army is tactically exposed and strategically vulnerable to surprise attack right now, including all their primary units.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 09:14 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (bXdYS)
*sigh*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:10 PM (GEICT)
Naw, you'll still have to yell it even if a certain someone hands out the award.
Posted by: Vendette at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (N8MbR)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:08 PM (Gk3SS)
That would be Cochran I presume?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (GEICT)
------------------
So, they know about the horde, eh?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (aDwsi)
And LiveBlog it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:16 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Vendette at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (N8MbR)
Start practicing now.
"Beth! You fucking RINO!!!!"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:16 PM (yz6yg)
whew, willow! because I know you can do better
Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 09:16 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:16 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Vendette at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (N8MbR)
Outstanding.
That would be Cochran I presume?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (oFCZn)
Noooooo…..
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:17 PM (JdEZJ)
Did she call the head of the NJDOT who called the associate NJDOT who called the assistant to the associate NJDOT who checked with the union boss who took a week to get back with them and...
How was this even feasible?
Posted by: AmishDude at March 27, 2014 09:17 PM (vT5Qx)
Heh.
The unconscious is a wise man.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2014 09:17 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Sean Bannion
Beth, you fucking RINO!
I can't come home right now,
Cause me and boys will be playing...allll niiiigghhhttt...
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 27, 2014 09:17 PM (080XV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (aDwsi)will we have
will they have Meet the inmates Camp style?
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:17 PM (nqBYe)
When the Bundy's and the Darcy's go camping in the woods together, and all three women are having their period at the same time?
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 09:17 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 09:14 PM (GrtrJ)
So….you're saying like….uh…..ummmmm…..that's the kind of ass you beat with a car antenna?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:17 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:18 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:16 PM (yz6yg)
A) The Beth thing is awesome. Sorry I missed it.
9) There's way I'm calling MWR a RINO. She'd pummel me. And not in an enjoyable way.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 09:18 PM (IV4od)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:18 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:18 PM (ZshNr)
RINO of the Year award? If it that certain someone declines to hand it
out, I have to. Which means people are going to want me to yell it
again.
*sigh*
At. you. All of the at you.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:19 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 09:19 PM (oMKp3)
Posted by: willow
------------------------
Possibly, i.e., Prison Camp style.
Of course, Holder & Company may already have that in mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:19 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:19 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:18 PM (GEICT)
But…what a way to go.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:20 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:19 PM (nqBYe)
willow, I don't think the 'ettes are truly representative of the current state of wimminhood in this country.
Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 09:21 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 09:21 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Beth at March 27, 2014 09:21 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 09:22 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:22 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:20 PM (yz6yg)
http://youtu.be/qSYXB9V13kU
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:22 PM (GEICT)
So the ruskies are going for the North Pole. Should we let them have it?
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:06 PM (JdEZJ)
Putin heard the stories about the reindeer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 09:22 PM (1I48Z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:24 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:24 PM (ZshNr)
I have worried that you are innocent of the murder of ten women over the last 2 years, I long to help et you free, I know that mother and her sister were lying when they said they caught you over their daughter after stabbing her mulitple times, and then the police threw every recent death at you to cover up their lack of work finding Real Killers.
So I'm writing you today so that you know someone cares about your case and your freedom
love,
bambi
p.s was it fun?
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:24 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:25 PM (bXdYS)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:25 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: NCwoof at March 27, 2014 09:26 PM (aUQgu)
Raymond Pritchett @Galrahn
The #osint assessment most credible IMO says Russia will invade at 4pm GMT, about 13.5 hours from now.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 09:26 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:26 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:25 PM (bXdYS)
************
Same here.
All I know is it was a really crappy--
KISS song--YELCH!!
(at least I think it was Beth...)
Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2014 09:26 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:25 PM (60Vyp)
crazy little woman in a one man show, mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:27 PM (GEICT)
She's got dull, lifeless eyes, like a doll.
Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2014 09:27 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: NCwoof
That was Tommy "Three Brown Fingers". You don't want to know how they got that way.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 27, 2014 09:27 PM (080XV)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 27, 2014 09:27 PM (g0H8G)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:25 PM (60Vyp)
Oh….man….memories.
Memories of that song coming through my CVC helmet because my driver had wired his walkman into the intercom system….of an M-1….driving down the autobahn…..at 60 mph.
It. Was. Awesome.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:27 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:27 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: NCwoof at March 27, 2014 09:27 PM (aUQgu)
So the Horde started calling her Beth.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:28 PM (GEICT)
osint is open source intelligence -- ie his opinion from reading the news and public reports, not from any classified info.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 09:28 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 09:29 PM (ZPrif)
Ehh, saw recent pic. Starting to look like her father.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:29 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: NCwoof at March 27, 2014 09:29 PM (aUQgu)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 09:29 PM (vHRtU)
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:29 PM (yz6yg)
That was "Willard"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:30 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:25 PM (bXdYS)'
MWR mentioned earlier today that someone in an email exchange at work kept calling her Beth even though that's not her name.
It's the Horde. You know what happened immediately.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Merovign
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Well that's pretty bad. Wasn't he fed to the dogs or something?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:30 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:30 PM (ZshNr)
Raymond Pritchett @Galrahn 1m
If that #osint analysis is correct, in the next 48 hours we will see the largest amphibious landing since the Falklands.
Euromaidan PR @EuromaidanPR 14m
7 military ships are moving from #Sevastopol and #Kerch towards #Odessa http://glavcom.ua/news/195238.html … |PR Post #Crimea #Ukraine
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 09:30 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:31 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 27, 2014 09:31 PM (g0H8G)
or not.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:26 PM (nqBYe)
**********
Okay thanks.
Off to dinner and now I'm stuck with that crappy KISS song in my head.
Thanks guys!
Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2014 09:31 PM (RJMhd)
Hello George my love,
Yes they refused my appeal, I cannot believe they are so cruel, I had to kill that man and steal his credit cards to help pay for my college education, What more can a girl do ? I sent his Drivers License to his wife because i did not want to be so cruel to his family and leave them wondering if their daddy left them.
How can they not understand I needed to do as i did to pay for my future, I need to be able o get on with my life that was 4 years ago how long must i pay!
please send me a care package i haven't had a smoke in over a day.
Love ,
Bambi's sister.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:32 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 09:33 PM (oMKp3)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:33 PM (ZshNr)
"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:33 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:33 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)
The AoSHQ Purity Brigade attacked her as a RINO while asking for pics of her rack?
Just spitballin' there for a second.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:34 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:29 PM (qyfb5)
Does she wear His stylish dresses' use a different eye shadow iu hope?
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:34 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 09:34 PM (vHRtU)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:35 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:35 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:35 PM (ZshNr)
You were at Fort Riley too??!?!??
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:36 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:36 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 27, 2014 09:36 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: OG
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Yeah. Funny for you maybe..
Posted by: Crimea at March 27, 2014 09:36 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 09:37 PM (vHRtU)
Just spitballin' there for a second.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:34 PM (yz6yg)
Well, yes, but that's after calling her Beth.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:37 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: H Badger at March 27, 2014 09:37 PM (er9dx)
It's the only way to be certain.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 09:38 PM (pi0cO)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:38 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2014 09:38 PM (Uabwh)
We did a range hop with a collection of Stevie Ray Vaughn, a .50, a GAU2B and 2 7shot pods of 2.75 HEI. Sweeeeeeeeet...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:38 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:38 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:35 PM (JdEZJ)
Too late… we claimed it first.
Posted by: Hitler's Brain Floating in a Jar at March 27, 2014 09:39 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:39 PM (ZshNr)
That's what I'm watching right now.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:36 PM (GEICT)
The one with the Antarctic pyramids right? I like that one.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:39 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:30 PM (aDwsi) fnord (aDwsi)
Well, *before* that.
Does she wear His stylish dresses' use a different eye shadow iu hope?
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:34 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe)
The good:
http://bit.ly/1dxNCkx
The bad:
http://bit.ly/1hAmcq6
The airbrushed:
http://bit.ly/1mxsWw7
Note the "Jack Nicholson Joker" smile in the "good" pick. AyEeesha.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:39 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2014 09:39 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:39 PM (Gk3SS)
Yup.
Aliens just woke up.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 09:41 PM (vHRtU)
Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at March 27, 2014 09:41 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:41 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Giant Penguins at March 27, 2014 09:41 PM (WX3R9)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:42 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at March 27, 2014 09:41 PM (JdEZJ)
Assume position for my pole, da?
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 27, 2014 09:42 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:38 PM (60Vyp)
We were still not playing nice with the Soviets at the time, and they were allowed to track our movements in unmarked vehicles under some obscure treaty. By the end of Day One of the exercise…you always knew who they were.
So I used to coat white tennis balls with GAA, then stuff them on top of the Hoffman charges on the main gun.
Fire Hoffman charge….out comes flaming tennis ball. It was good for about 10-20 yards.
I never knew Soviet motor vehicles could move so fast.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:42 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 27, 2014 09:42 PM (g0H8G)
Aliens just woke up.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:40 PM (GEICT)
Om nom nom nom
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:42 PM (Gk3SS)
but otherwise she looks like a normal women.
i hope she ages badly, Did they get funds out before Qaddafi went down?
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:43 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 09:43 PM (vHRtU)
Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at March 27, 2014 09:43 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 27, 2014 09:44 PM (oPrSf)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:42 PM (Gk3SS)
Predator just kicked some ass.
Silly human, your little handgun is useless.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:44 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:44 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:45 PM (nqBYe)
Gracias! Funny story. I have a customer that for the last year has called me the wrong name. I corrected her once, and she's old so I just go along with it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:46 PM (bXdYS)
i hope she ages badly, Did they get funds out before Qaddafi went down?
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:43 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe)
Actually, in the non-joker first pic she kind of looks like the Dentist I have a tiny crush on. *ahem*
I'm sure, like most dictators, they had massive offshore accounts.
Also, her husband was killed in the Clusterfuck of 2011, so, you know, *single*.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:46 PM (qyfb5)
I've worked with Bruce Willis when he was appearing at some Corporate events. Very nice guy.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 09:47 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:47 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 09:47 PM (oMKp3)
It's called Pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) Some women have it. Stay out of their way.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 08:55 PM (V70Uh) "
Not at all!PMS = Potential Murder Suspect!"Stay Out Of Their Way" is correct, sir!
Posted by: ChrisP at March 27, 2014 09:47 PM (k8cyM)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:46 PM (qyfb5)
well single or not Merovign I wouldn't look up her #. haha
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:48 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:48 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:45 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe)
!! You're married?
Well, don't I feel slightly the heel.
Slightly.
You're still awesome, though. FYI.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:48 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:49 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:49 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:49 PM (bXdYS)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 09:50 PM (vHRtU)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:50 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: Peppy at March 27, 2014 09:50 PM (yRkPK)
Not. Not many liberals go to the RNC.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 09:50 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:51 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:51 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:51 PM (bXdYS)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 09:51 PM (vHRtU)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:51 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 09:52 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:52 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 09:52 PM (vHRtU)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:52 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:51 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe)
Yeah let me be the one to miss that. *ahem again*
Well {{respectful hugs with hands kind of angled awkwardly out}} anyway.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:53 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:53 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:54 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:54 PM (bXdYS)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:54 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:54 PM (MNq6o)
I'm sure it is, willow. Except for that pesky IRS hassling a group of rather secret Hollywood Conservatives, that is.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 09:55 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:52 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe)
I tell myself and others I give less of a damn what actors and singers think than plumbers and nurses, but it is hard to ignore when one of 'em goes all Babs Streisand or Gillian Anderson and wigs out.
Especially Anderson. Scully? Seriously? "No one is allowed to speak up anymore in this country" said ON TELEVISION?
Come on, that's just stupid.
That's like NASA's Hansen give an average of an interview *a day* for more than a year claiming he wasn't allowed to speak up.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:55 PM (qyfb5)
http://www.wwnc.com/onair/pete-kaliner-46655/the-new-hers-product-line-12197234/
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:57 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:58 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 10:01 PM (oMKp3)
One of my mom's BFF is the wife, well now ex, of a fairly prominent rock and roller. I grew up with him as a family friend, spent a lot of my misspent yute backstage at his shows and even got to ride in some of his fancy vintage Italian sports cars that he liked to race with other evil capitalists.
Trust me, a lot, not all but a lot, of these guys are pretty fiscally conservative. They like money and know exactly where it comes from. They also know that what they say in public, they're image, matters in said accumulation of money.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 10:03 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Bert at March 27, 2014 10:03 PM (jucos)
grannie winger
-----
Louisville vs. UK tomorrow night. There can be only one in Kentucky. Half the state will be rioting with joy, and the other half at bars drinking their despair away into oblivion
Louisville and Lexington; the modern day Hatfield and McCoys Feud.
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 27, 2014 10:03 PM (nxINj)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 10:03 PM (g1DWB) fnord (g1DWB)
Wild guess the people who hurl constant vitriol probably believe it.
On the other hand we are talking about people whose job is to lie convincingly.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 10:04 PM (qyfb5)
I think so. What about beavers though?
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:51 PM (JdEZJ)
If you cross a beaver with a badger to you get a beager?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 10:05 PM (1I48Z)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 10:05 PM (g1DWB)
Will Smith in France and finding out about 75% taxing the rich
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs3NzBx5ei0
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 10:06 PM (nqBYe)
It was a great place to be a kid .
Mom didn't care for it , though . She had two new twin girls , and two older kids , my sister and I .
Poor Mom , she was wound a little too tight to be a young officers wife in that situation .
Dad got alert orders at two in the morning during the cuban missile crisis . They were packed up and ready to seize the airport in Havana .
For me though , it was a grand adventure . Ten years old living on the premier army base in the country . Surrounded by woods and soldiers , tanks , guns , it was way cool .
Posted by: awkward davies at March 27, 2014 10:06 PM (whqez)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at March 27, 2014 10:07 PM (HsTG8)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 10:08 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 10:09 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: NCwoof at March 27, 2014 10:09 PM (aUQgu)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 10:10 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 10:15 PM (60Vyp)
Double-standards, indeed....
Posted by: fred zeppelin at March 28, 2014 06:51 AM (zL/eJ)
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