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Pennsylvania Attorney General Kane Threatens to Sue People If They Continue Accurately Reporting That She Dropped Prosecutions of Democrats Caught Taking Bribes
First of all, the background:
The Pennsylvania Attorney General's Office ran an undercover sting operation over three years that captured leading Philadelphia Democrats, including four members of the city's state House delegation, on tape accepting money, The Inquirer has learned. Yet no one was charged with a crime. Prosecutors began the sting in 2010 when Republican Tom Corbett was attorney general. After Democrat Kathleen G. Kane took office in 2013, she shut it down. In a statement to The Inquirer on Friday, Kane called the investigation poorly conceived, badly managed, and tainted by racism, saying it had targeted African Americans. ... Before Kane ended the investigation, sources familiar with the inquiry said, prosecutors amassed 400 hours of audio and videotape that documented at least four city Democrats taking payments in cash or money orders, and in one case a $2,000 Tiffany bracelet. Typically, the payments made at any one time were relatively modest - ranging from $500 to $2,000 - but most of those involved accepted multiple payments, people familiar with the investigation said. In some cases, the payments were offered in exchange for votes or contracts, they said. Sources with knowledge of the sting said the investigation made financial pitches to both Republicans and Democrats, but only Democrats accepted the payments. ... Sources with knowledge of the sting said Ali approached a wide range of officials, from both parties, black and white. In time, the sources said, Ali didn't even have to reach out to elected officials. They called him.Tyron B. Ali was a lobbyist who'd been caught in a $430,000 fraud case. Apparently prosecutors recruited him to wear a wire for this investigation. He was connected to the political culture of west Philadelphia, because that's where he'd operated before. That, rather than race, accounts for who he did or didn't contact. (And, apparently, elected officials were calling him, anyway.) Given this explosive slam-dunk corruption case, Kane chooses to disappear it, and issues a single quote when asked about it: that the case is "nothing more than the Good Ol' Boys club playing political games to discredit me in order to fulfill their own selfish and improper agenda." And now, via the Ungrateful Loaf of Bread, she seems to be threatening the free press in an effort to cover up her cover up.
During the meeting, Sprague [Kane's new lawyer] suggested that The Inquirer may have been used by the sources of its stories – “wittingly or unwittingly” as a “weapon” to attack Kane to defend themselves from potential charges of wrongdoing in the management of the probe. “I intend to look at the investigation from the very beginning to the conclusion of it, and in terms of what has been published, by this paper and others, to take appropriate action on behalf of the attorney general against those responsible for the defamatory and the false publications that have been made,” Sprague said.Incredible. Incredible.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 21, 2014 11:17 AM (GjPnA)
Posted by: fluffy, period at March 21, 2014 11:18 AM (Ua6T/)
Can't wait to see this covered in the NYT, Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC...
*chirp-chirp*
Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 21, 2014 11:18 AM (kbOju)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 11:18 AM (eoeps)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:19 AM (t3UFN)
Meanwhile, Slate goes in depth into female orgasm. Kathleen Kane needs to read this; it might help.
http://bit.ly/1oFfF3g
Posted by: MTF at March 21, 2014 11:20 AM (F58x4)
The ego, the hubris, the lawlessness of this staggers the mind.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 11:20 AM (rh481)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 21, 2014 11:21 AM (pgQxn)
I hope that she and the others get nailed to the wall, but I can't help the feeling that Holder will step in to cry racism.
Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 11:21 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 21, 2014 11:21 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Blor-Utar at March 21, 2014 11:22 AM (TTPQv)
Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 11:22 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 11:22 AM (rh481)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2014 11:23 AM (q+fqH)
And, happy TGIF.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 11:23 AM (IXrOn)
Pennsylvania Attorney General Kane Threatens to Sue People If They Continue Reporting That She Dropped Prosecutions of Democrats Caught Taking Bribes
Gee. Why am I not surprised the Dem AG is a frigging woman? No doubt she's a pretentious, self-absorbed, egotistical vaginalogue, too.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:23 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: AG Kane at March 21, 2014 11:23 AM (V70Uh)
I am, hmmm, how to put this, less than impressed with her erudition and skill set. Shall we say.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 21, 2014 11:23 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:24 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Eric Holder at March 21, 2014 11:24 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2014 11:24 AM (659DL)
Typically, the payments made at any one time were relatively modest - ranging from $500 to $2,000 - but most of those involved accepted multiple payments, people familiar with the investigation said. In some cases, the payments were offered in exchange for votes or contracts, they said."
So....it was redistribution of wealth? Where's that money now?
Posted by: wytshus at March 21, 2014 11:25 AM (DErq5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 11:25 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 11:25 AM (rh481)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2014 11:25 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 21, 2014 11:23 AM (VtjlW)
Is it possible you've told stories about her in the past, my queen?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:25 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 11:26 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Guido at March 21, 2014 11:26 AM (15qFH)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 11:26 AM (1EJ2w)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 11:26 AM (TOk1P)
I nominate AtC for AG! Because that would kick. ASS.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:26 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 11:26 AM (rh481)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 11:26 AM (CRyse)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:23 AM (4df7R)
Bossy too.
Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2014 11:27 AM (LI48c)
What in the hell could she charge the press with? The truth is the truth, isn't it? Or am I as a white male keeping the brothers/sisters down?
Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 21, 2014 11:27 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 11:27 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 11:27 AM (0HooB)
conclusion of it, and in terms of what has been published, by this paper
and others, to take appropriate action on behalf of the attorney
general against those responsible for the defamatory and the false
publications that have been made,” Sprague said.
Bossy.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:27 AM (4df7R)
Kane is a democrat hack -- she has done many things to attack her predecessor as AG (the current governor), including trying to tie Sandusky to Corbet by claiming that Corbet personally slowed the investigation.
It is believed by many of us that she also is behind the lawsuit that convinced a judge that it was legal to require a photo id to drive, cash a check, open a bank account, buy certain over the counter medications, get onto an airplane, enter certain state govt buildings etc., but it was unconstitutional to have to prove your identify to vote.
Recall also that it was Philadelphia were no state action was taken on the thugs of color intimidating voters as well as other voting shenanigans have occurred.
Posted by: Mark E at March 21, 2014 11:27 AM (w5RwR)
Posted by: mc at March 21, 2014 11:27 AM (lrfmC)
Posted by: King Henry VI, Shakespeare, act 2 scene 4 at March 21, 2014 11:28 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Kane at March 21, 2014 11:28 AM (FrfNj)
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March 21, 2014 11:28 AM (l7HsE)
publications that have been made
Is there such a thing as a false publication? Shouldn't it be "false accusations that have been published?"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:29 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 11:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pastorius at March 21, 2014 11:29 AM (gMAUH)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at March 21, 2014 11:29 AM (48v2z)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2014 11:29 AM (659DL)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:29 AM (4df7R)
"False" = "Damaging to Democrats"
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (DrWcr)
Google her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (t3UFN)
42 -
Pennsylvania SHOULD be flipped. Turn over the dirt, and let the worms start voting. They can't do any worse.
At some point people need to stop expecting Ohio and Pennsylvania to save them. It's a losing proposition.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (Z7PrM)
And, happy TGIF.
Thank you, 'ette. and Good morning and TGIF to you as well.
Posted by: ace at March 21, 2014 11:31 AM (/FnUH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:31 AM (t3UFN)
Of course I just have common sense and no law degree so what do I know? Except politicians caught in doing something wrong will try to weasel and cajoloe and browbeat to escape the steel jaws of the trap they stepped in.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 11:31 AM (rh481)
Posted by: footfetishist at March 21, 2014 11:32 AM (HN4m+)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:29 AM (4df7R)
I gave up correcting journalists years ago. The tripe they publish that makes it past the "editors" belies not just a failure to grasp communication (which I'm certain their worthless BA's are in) but an inability to put a thought to text.
Simply put: today's reporters can't write for shit and are dumbasses.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:32 AM (x3YFz)
1. The idea of Sovereign Immunity does not work with the idea of a Republic. Even the Government cannot be above the Law.... the people MUST have the ability to sue.
2. We must readdress the idea of standing, as it pertains to Constitutional Issues... ANYONE should be able to sue, as weakening the Constitution (for those of us who have sworn to defend it) puts our immortal soul and Honor in Jeopardy.... which is damaging to us (even if only mentally).
3. We must get Prosecutorial Discretion back to its intended place... where it was used to decide if they had enough evidence, NOT used to ignore laws that an AG does not like.
Without these three changes... the idea that we have the Rule of Law, is done (IMO).
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2014 11:32 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: Jesse Jackson, Jr. at March 21, 2014 11:32 AM (K2XO3)
Posted by: Eric Holder at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (pJ9S7)
Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya.
bet she's putin out.
Posted by: mc at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (lrfmC)
"False" = "Damaging to Democrats"
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (DrWcr)
Oh, I know. It just seems like an awkward wording. A publication can't be false, unless it's something that's been written about in fiction and doesn't actually exist, like "The Daily Planet." A publication is a physical thing. The facts and statements WITHIN the publication may be false, but that's different.
I know I'm being pedantic, but this Sprague ass is a lawyer for a lawyer. Maybe pick your words better, wiseacre.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (4df7R)
1. Pedant--you know where you sinned there, right?
2. I...err...shouldn't she be cheerleading or something?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (659DL)
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (GSIDW)
Interesting. Moe Lane over at RedState links back to The Ungrateful Loaf of Bread, too.
http://tinyurl.com/q7lp69u
Gabe getting hotlinkied today.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (IXrOn)
Translation: She can't name any specific falsehoods because she isn't aware of any. But you better stop telling the truth or she'll try to find some minor inconsistency and claim libel.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 21, 2014 11:34 AM (SY2Kh)
Did she used to go by the stage name of 'Candy'?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 11:34 AM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Hon. Wm Jefferson McHorndog at March 21, 2014 11:34 AM (48v2z)
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:34 AM (x3YFz)
http://www.ipmsusa2014.com/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 11:34 AM (rh481)
Google her.
Does she possess huge tracts of land?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:34 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 21, 2014 11:34 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2014 11:34 AM (bc77d)
In last weeks podcast, I believe it was CAC, opined that Pennsylvania can be flipped. This may be wedge issue which may make a difference.
--
The actions of this AG indicate that even if the voters of the state flip, the vote counting will not.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (eoeps)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (4df7R)
I agree with you. Sprague's statement was sloppy.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:34 AM (BAS5M)
No but what she has appears to be choice Grade A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (t3UFN)
Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya.
Google her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (t3UFN)
Whoa, she can investigate me anytime she wants...
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
Gabe getting hotlinkied today.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (IXrOn)
is that statement gay or racist?
/reviews PC guide
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (g1DWB)
Google her. Posted by: NevergiveupHubba hubba, to bad she plays for the other team or I'd invite her over to look at my art collection.
Posted by: Gmac at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 11:36 AM (7ObY1)
Expect more of this in the future.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 11:36 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Gmac at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (4pjhs)
With obama in the White House, how do you define "the other team"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:36 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 11:37 AM (g4TxM)
Whoa, she can investigate me anytime she wants...
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
I approve!
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:37 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 21, 2014 11:37 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:37 AM (BAS5M)
Expect more of this in the future.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 11:36 AM (ZPrif)
We have a future?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:37 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 11:37 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 21, 2014 11:37 AM (Q8vlx)
America is corrupt. And getting more corrupt.
Expect more of this in the future.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 11:36 AM (ZPrif)
When one side gets a free pass from the supposed watchdogs then they will just keep getting more and more brazen about it.
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 21, 2014 11:38 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:38 AM (LSDdO)
How can there be sin
We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in your human machine
We're the future, your future
No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future,
No future for me
Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 11:38 AM (7ObY1)
This is a LOCAL news story.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:38 AM (LSDdO)
not no more it ain't.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:39 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 11:39 AM (hHFOx)
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 11:39 AM (GSIDW)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 11:39 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 21, 2014 11:39 AM (Q8vlx)
Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2014 11:39 AM (DL2i+)
"No I don't want this box put in the cargo hold"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (rh481)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Guido at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (15qFH)
Pennsylvania ain't flipping. I always feel sorry for people that still look at Pennsylvania with any kind of hope.
Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 11:39 AM (hHFOx)
Yeah. It's always on the verge of flipping and always goes D.
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (RD7QR)
That's just one letter away from Bane.
Coincidence?
...Yeah probably, but whatevs. EVIL!!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:41 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 11:41 AM (CRyse)
The media will lock steps to prevent their own from being held liable for reporting stuff, because they understand that they might get gored by the ox next.
Posted by: Penfold at March 21, 2014 11:41 AM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 11:41 AM (rh481)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (IXrOn)
is that statement gay or racist?
/reviews PC guide
Bossy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 11:42 AM (CRyse)
She tweets a lot about the case.
https://twitter.com/PaAttorneyGen
AG Kathleen G. Kane @PaAttorneyGen
Taxpayers are true victims of Philly lawmakers' case: Kathleen G. Kane | @PennLive Op-Ed http://fb.me/34SceiJll
She says the case was bullshit cause racism.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 11:42 AM (ZPrif)
They leave the West behind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (BAS5M)
Until the cigarettes and vodka catch up with them in middle age. They either age very well, or turn into hag-faced crones. There doesn't seem to be much middle ground.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:42 AM (4df7R)
Wearing a West Philly High jacket is enough, in most cases, to have people intimidated by you.
Posted by: Andrew Beckett at March 21, 2014 11:42 AM (e8kgV)
Pretty bossy of her.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Bah Gawd at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (ZPrif)
That was in reference to the response of the MSM when they didn't cover the Gosnell trial (nasty abortion Doc), they said "it was a local news story".
So I was pointing out what will be said if someone complains they don't mention this on the news.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (LSDdO)
She tweets a lot about the case.
https://twitter.com/PaAttorneyGen
Um, if she's in the process of suing over all of this, isn't it in her best interest to keep her trap shut? Instead of, y'know, blabbing about it on the Twitters using her official account?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (4df7R)
We are well through the looking glass.
Things I fully expect to see in the next three years:
Churches will have their tax-exempt status revoked for not performing gay weddings.
In the federal government (including the military), promotions based on anything other than seniority will be banned.
GPS/tracking devices a la the "Progressive Snapshot" (oh, the irony) will be required on all personal vehicles (not "required," but those who refuse to install them will be taxed heavily).
And that's just a few.
Posted by: Tinfoil Hat or maybe not at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (naUcP)
Posted by: Guido at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (15qFH)
Posted by: Gmac at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (4pjhs)
Nationality ain't nothin' but a line on a map.
Posted by: Zombie John F. Kennedy at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (o1CfD)
They leave the West behind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (BAS5M)
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Count, you should see the gals here in Poland, holy pierogies! Hawt. And when the sun is out like it was today, even hawter. Im gonna cry now.
Posted by: fastfreefall at March 21, 2014 11:44 AM (HN4m+)
Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 11:44 AM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:44 AM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 11:42 AM (ZPrif)
LOL... best part about liberals is that once they're off the leash, it's a hoot.
Ever seen someone about to do something really stupid and you don't stop them because you just know it's going to be hilarious?
This is that.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:44 AM (x3YFz)
Can we at least ask the criminals for the tax payer money back Ms. Kane, pretty please or shall we just avert our eyes and consider those transactions as some sort of well meaning political contributions?
Posted by: Drider at March 21, 2014 11:45 AM (/VmYa)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (naUcP)
Ever "Known" a Russian girl "Biblically"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:45 AM (t3UFN)
Ok, then.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 11:45 AM (ZPrif)
If they had balls. The state GOP cowers from each and every ludicrous accusation of racism that the Philly pols throw at them.
Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 21, 2014 11:45 AM (YmPwQ)
Penn will never flip unless the Feds go hammer and tong after voter fraud in the Blue States.
That would probably require new voter laws with strong penalties.
Not.
Gonna.
Happen.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 21, 2014 11:45 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 11:45 AM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2014 11:46 AM (Oy09x)
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at March 21, 2014 11:46 AM (2oU2+)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 11:46 AM (v6cwT)
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movie/noah/review/689450
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:46 AM (4df7R)
B. Did she stop those cases from going forward?
C. What part of A or B is incorrect Ma'am?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:46 AM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:46 AM (t3UFN)
Signed Juan Carlos .
Posted by: DrDrill at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (sOFZs)
Posted by: no good deed at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (vBhbc)
Here: Yeah, this was done bc racism...yeah...your racism to protect your buddies.
Posted by: joeindc44 at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (LEEQ+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (8Fa5Z)
You can if you're a soul sucking atheist Hollywood director.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (LSDdO)
Best I encountered was a brunette.
English was suspect, but the body language was impeccable...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (naUcP)
Posted by: DrDrill at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (sOFZs)
Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 11:45 AM (G+Wff)
A friend of mine, and girl who works for my wife (I got her the job) has a son.
He's been suspended from school for talking about guns. Like... playing with plastic guns.
This shit isn't funny any more.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (naUcP)
Brunettes are just sizzling. Some of the Hispanic chicks out here in AZ are just crazy hot and they know how to package. Wait is that the wife?
*switches to screensaver*
Posted by: Guido at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (15qFH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (8Fa5Z)
FIFY
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (4df7R)
Most Ukrainians I've known would cut a bitch for getting called "Russian".
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (naUcP)
Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (BAS5M)
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Count, you should see the gals here in Poland, holy pierogies! Hawt.
And when the sun is out like it was today, even hawter. Im gonna cry
now.
Posted by: fastfreefall at March 21, 2014 11:44 AM (HN4m+)
Oooh yeah. More hawt blondes in Poland than anywhere outside of Russia itself.
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
Whoa, whoa there hoss.
You mean Democrat POLITICIAN don't you?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (LSDdO)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 21, 2014 11:49 AM (dFOie)
And at that press conference to demand that the AG bring forward these baseless charges so they can then exonerate their name in a court of law.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 11:50 AM (rh481)
I knew a brunette one as well. Definately the hawt. But batshit psycho stalker crazy as well.
But I still remember Mina fondly.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 11:50 AM (f6ZLT)
Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 11:50 AM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (LSDdO)
Right? Because the only reason you would choose to make a film about Noah and the Flood would be to make a film about the Biblical story. The only reason you use Noah's story and divorce it from God is so you can shock people into swallowing your bullshit environmentalist message like it's (literally) gospel.
If you wanted to make a film about a massive, world-ending flood that
doesn't include the Biblical elements related to Noah then you make
"Waterworld."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (eoeps)
Posted by: Clownf*cker at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (RQDhf)
Philadelphia
Harrisburg
Pittsburgh
Actually 4 big problems:
Allentown
Philadelphia
Harrisburg
Pittsburgh
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (LSDdO)
Wait a second. Kane? I think I may know her, too.
Did she used to go by the stage name of 'Candy'?
Sorry Seamus but strippers are much more likely to live up to a code of ethics than a Democrat politician.
Posted by: Blor-Utar at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (dQbaM)
It's for the Children.
Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 11:50 AM (hHFOx)
I want to buy him a t-shirt that says "I'm sometimes at a loss for words. I'm never at a loss for ammunition."
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:52 AM (x3YFz)
He's been suspended from school for talking about guns. Like... playing with plastic guns.
This shit isn't funny any more.Posted by: tangonineI keep reading about stories just like your friend's son. A 5 year old was suspended for making like a gun with his fingers andsaying "bang, bang". I personally would love to bitch slap whoever is making these asinine decisions. Oh yes and they vote too.
Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 11:52 AM (G+Wff)
The idea that the Inquirer would be used in a story like this is just laughable. Kane's from a small town and obviously doesn't show shit about how big city newspapers operate. She should take Mark Twain's advice and not pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel.
The lead investigator on this case now works for the Philadelphia DA, Seth Williams, who just happens to be a black Democrat. I'm so sure Williams is employing investigators who are racists.
Posted by: rockmom at March 21, 2014 11:53 AM (aBlZ1)
Posted by: akula51 at March 21, 2014 11:53 AM (Xhp1L)
Wings are built to be detachable - +1 to HKM for that - so it might be a bit easier if I don't glue the props on.Still, schedule-wise I'll be pushing it. I'm also not sure my ego is ready to have my work in the same room as some of those guys. I'm relatively new to the 'insanely-detailed-way-too-Syria-you-guys modeling' and I don't necessarily to display that newness alongside the years of experience.
Irrational, I know, but eh. I'm human.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 21, 2014 11:53 AM (fwARV)
You know those gorgeous Russian and Polish blondes have scandi forebears, correct?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (eoeps)
Don't say that to them unless you're wearing a cup and can run fast.
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 11:53 AM (RD7QR)
Funny you mention that. We had a house party once where one of the guys brought his Russian gf, and another dude brought a Ukrainian gf.
Smack ended up getting talked, and broken bottles got pulled. Russian girl that was starting the shit did end up getting cut. I spent two days cleaning the linoleum.
Thereafter I had to institute a strict segregation and scheduling policy for any parties at my house to keep the Russians and Ukrainians as well as the Koreans and Filipinas seperated.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 11:53 AM (Kh+vp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:46 AM (t3UFN)
Actually 3 big problems:
Philadelphia
Harrisburg
Pittsburgh
Actually 4 big problems:
Allentown
Philadelphia
Harrisburg
Pittsburgh
Don't forget Erie and Reading. Scranton, too, birthplace of Slow Joe.
Intercourse and Bird-In-Hand are safely red.
Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 21, 2014 11:53 AM (YmPwQ)
Cheri?
I've maintained for a long time America's collective IQ has dropped 40 or 50 points since the Clinton era. Public school and pop "culture" did it, mostly.
Posted by: backhoe at March 21, 2014 11:53 AM (ULH4o)
Expect more of this in the future."
Especially as the demographic tidal wave of south of the border Hispanic immigration to the States continues.
Here's a neat but depressing experiment. Go take a look at the Transparency International world map of corruption on TI's web site. Start at the southern border of the U.S. and scroll further south.
With the partial exception of Chile, the entire Hispanophone bloc down there is one enormous toilet bowl of rampant graft and bribery. Our future. Si se puede!
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 11:54 AM (noWW6)
doesn't include the Biblical elements related to Noah then you make
"Waterworld."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (4df7R)
My best friend and I were talking movies and he actually said, and I quote: "Costner wasn't all that bad in Waterworld."
His screams faded quicker than I'd have guessed as I reached over and closed the passenger side door.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:55 AM (x3YFz)
That seemed wrong to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2014 11:55 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: rockmom at March 21, 2014 11:55 AM (aBlZ1)
To report the truth was basically a crime. And in America 2014 it is again.
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 11:55 AM (LKJt3)
The radio ads I've heard for Noah all assure us that while there was artistic license taken, the story is true to the Biblical account.
Riiiiiight.
Posted by: Mindy at March 21, 2014 11:56 AM (Ew9Pv)
PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – Chris Stigall talked to former CBS News Reporter Sharyl Attkisson this morning on Talk Radio 1210 WPHT about the trouble reporters have to deal with while covering politicians and the government, as well as the current state of investigative reporting.
Responding to comments regarding a Phoenix television reporter yesterday who initially claimed that the White House pre-screens questions from reporters, Attkisson said, “I wouldn’t surprised if sometimes there is that level of cooperation with some questions. If I need something answered from the White House and they won’t tell me, I’ll call our White House Correspondent. They’re friendlier with the White House Correspondents in general. So the White House Correspondent may ask Jay Carney or one of his folks about an issue and they will be told ‘ask that at the briefing and we’ll answer it.’ They want to answer it in front of everybody. They do know it’s coming and they’ll call on you. There’s that kind of coordination sometimes. I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s sometimes more coordination. I don’t think it’s everybody on every briefing, every day. I’m pretty sure it’s not. But I think people would be surprised at the level of cooperation reporters have in general with politicians.”
Oh Sharyl, no we wouldn't. Maybe those on the left would, but us on the right? Not at all.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:56 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 11:56 AM (eoeps)
Google her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (t3UFN)
Niiice.
Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2014 11:56 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (CRyse)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (p/bSX)
Posted by: ejo at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (GXvSO)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (XO6WW)
At what point did the school system get divorced from our legal system? How is any action they take against a student who does nothing illegal, legal?
At some point, reality must intrude.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 11:58 AM (0HooB)
for any parties at my house to keep the Russians and Ukrainians as well
as the Koreans and Filipinas seperated."
Wait, what?
I am a longtime observer of interethnic clashes here in Commiefornia (an accelerating phenomenon) but I haven't ever run into bad blood between Koreans and Filipinos. Perhaps I'm just not clued in. What is the catalyst?
Nevertheless I can imagine that if those two groups kicked off, the resulting fight would be truly terrific.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 11:58 AM (noWW6)
Libs on FB are already trying to rewrite history by calling Fred phelps a
Neocon. That didn't take long and wasn't easy to predict or
anything....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (ojnk6)
Oh fergodsakes. Which aspect of "Democrat who donates to Democrats and disrespects soldiers" is difficult for them?
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 11:58 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (ojnk6)
I'll check that out when I'm jeans around ankles dropping deuce on his grave.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:59 AM (x3YFz)
In much the same way that I am Scarlet Johannsen.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2014 11:59 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 21, 2014 11:59 AM (XO6WW)
The radio ads I've heard for Noah all assure us that while there was artistic license taken, the story is true to the Biblical account.
Riiiiiight.
***********
albeit, no mention of God.
So, the worst of both worlds.
the libs will hate it, the religious will hate it, people who hate russel crowe will hate it.
I guess for the rest of us, Hermione has an extended nude scene.
Posted by: joeindc44 at March 21, 2014 11:59 AM (LEEQ+)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 11:58 AM (noWW6)
Tae Kwon Do vs. Kali? That would be fuckin' epic!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 12:00 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: joeindc44 at March 21, 2014 11:59 AM (LEEQ+)
[Making notes] And about where in the movie is that? Exact time, please.
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 12:01 PM (RD7QR)
--------
Azenogoth,
Damn bro, i want to attend one of your parties, they must be epic.
Posted by: fastfreefall at March 21, 2014 12:01 PM (HN4m+)
Worked for Hillary's campaign. She's a version of Lois Lerner, committed to the program to stomp Republicans however and wherever.
Univ of Scranton, Temple Law. Not a brainiac. Just another libtard pol.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 21, 2014 12:01 PM (tmFlQ)
that's the f*ckin point here
Posted by: the sound of one hand clapping at March 21, 2014 12:01 PM (omBWL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:02 PM (LSDdO)
====
I really need to update my Mr. Skin subscription.
Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 21, 2014 12:02 PM (YmPwQ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (ojnk6)
Oh yeah? Point out to them that Phelps was heavily involved in the civil rights movement. He got awards from the NAACP for his legal work in that area. Look it up it's all there.
Then watch their heads explode.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2014 12:02 PM (oFCZn)
Google her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (t3UFN)
Wow. As tempted as I am at times to join the Kill All Lawyers caucus, a good look at Miss Natalia there disabuses me of that notion. Now excuse me while I go abuse myself. Repeatedly.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 21, 2014 12:02 PM (W7ffl)
Two out of three ain't bad.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 21, 2014 12:03 PM (kxSZr)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (4df7R)
If it gets out that God is not in Noah, then they will probably wind up hoping and praying for as much success as Waterworld.
And then they will scream, "See religious movies don't make money!" while ignoring that they removed all religion from the film.
Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2014 12:03 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning... at March 21, 2014 12:03 PM (1Y+hH)
Wiki shows her pic and she's a possible.
Worked for Hillary's campaign. She's a version of Lois Lerner,
committed to the program to stomp Republicans however and wherever.
Univ of Scranton, Temple Law. Not a brainiac. Just another libtard pol.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 21, 2014 12:01 PM (tmFlQ)
Yes, and Joe Biden can tell you about all the geniuses from Scranton.
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 12:03 PM (RD7QR)
http://tinyurl.com/m6cmt9o
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 21, 2014 12:03 PM (V70Uh)
As tempting as that is Dack, I've adopted a no arguing with Libs stance. Facts just don't matter and it just gets too frustrating.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 12:04 PM (ojnk6)
Merkel says Cold War over as 21st century rules take over
Bloomberg: http://bloom.bg/1iKASHk
German Chancellor Angela Merkel said she’s moved on from the Cold War as she upbraided Russia for refusing to play by 21st-century diplomatic rules.
Merkel, the country’s first chancellor from the former Communist East Germany, speaks Russian and has telephoned with President Vladimir Putin regularly since Russia moved to seize Crimea to urge him to back down.
“Fortunately, I like the rest of us have been able to leave the Cold War behind me,” Merkel told reporters in Brussels today when asked about her view of a renewal of the east-west divide. “I also think that history doesn’t easily repeat itself.” ...
Really, Angela? You really think that? REALLY?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 12:05 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Hamilton at March 21, 2014 12:05 PM (oMYHY)
Posted by: BossyBodine at March 21, 2014 12:05 PM (2LJqa)
Yowsa! Methinks Putin just gave up riding bears.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 12:06 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: joeindc44 at March 21, 2014 11:59 AM (LEEQ+)
[Making notes] And about where in the movie is that? Exact time, please.
Posted by: joncelli
************
I just want to let you know, you should watch the movie she was in in which her and her rich friends rob the houses of movie stars in LA.
you will thank me.
Posted by: joeindc44 at March 21, 2014 12:06 PM (LEEQ+)
Juicey girls in Korea. The Korean girls tended to be mean spirited and bitchy, as well as plumper. The Filipinas tended to steal their boyfriends and customers. Cat fights ensued.
Eventually, the Korean economy picked up enought that the Korean juiceys weren;t making enough money from the GIs, and so they went elsewhere for the most part. Only a few who couldn't make it elsewhere remained. They were replaced by the Russians and Ukrainians. To many a GI's delight.
Each ethnic group imagined themselves to be at the top. Arguments on the correctness of the opposing faction's assertion has led to many a... "disagreement".
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 12:06 PM (LJpVo)
That's where I'd start, though if it starts with something else, like the EPA or the IRS, I'll be more than happy to start there as well. Just so long as we don't leave a government institution controlled by these assholes left unchallenged.
We simply can't give these assholes any leeway whatsoever. We need to bring the hammer down on them now and continue to bring it down on them.
Posted by: Blor-Utar at March 21, 2014 12:07 PM (dQbaM)
I have known a few modellers who have looked at the Gunpla stuff for Gundam then go 'no way can I build to that level!' and just quit.
Also I get that feeling when it comes to letting others look at my writing. Thoughts of how horrible it all is runs rampant in my mind as I nervously do so.
Some of the model builders are truly OCD scary in detail level. I stop myself by going, will anyone else see that I have run the rudder cables? There comes a point where its insane and one has to stop. And no did not install the rudder cables.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 12:07 PM (rh481)
This is the quote from the Hollywood Reporter review I linked above (emphasis mine):
"The narrative of the global flood that wiped out almost all earthly life is the original disaster story, one that's embraced by most of the major world religions, which means that conservative and literal-minded elements of all faiths who make it their business to be offended by untraditional renditions of holy texts will find plenty to fulminate about here. Already banned in some Middle Eastern countries, Noah will rile some for the complete omission of the name “God” from the dialogue, others for its numerous dramatic fabrications and still more for its heavy-handed ecological doomsday messages, which unmistakably mark it as a product of its time. But whether you buy these elements or not, this is still an arresting piece of filmmaking that has a shot at capturing a large international audience both for its fantasy-style spectacle and its fresh look at an elemental Bible story most often presented as a kiddie yarn."
I just... So it's a Bible story, but completely ignores the Bible's story. Okay.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 12:08 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:08 PM (1EJ2w)
Posted by: Damiano at March 21, 2014 12:08 PM (j0wOO)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:08 PM (1EJ2w)
Workman's comp should cover it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2014 12:09 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:08 PM (1EJ2w)/i]
Ouch! How bad?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (1EJ2w)
The editorial page is hopelessly liberal, but there are some really good journalists there including the reporters who broke this story. I follow some of them on Twitter and have even fed them some stories from time to time. I think they are all pretty fed up with the corruption of Philadelphia politicians.
Posted by: rockmom at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (aBlZ1)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (Xq2WY)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (1EJ2w)
Oh that stinks.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2014 12:11 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 12:11 PM (rh481)
Ok. This November, let's go to PA and hang out in front of polling
places with billy clubs and hand out cash and bracelets to people who
vote for Conservatives.
Posted by: Damiano at March 21, 2014 12:08 PM (j0wOO)
Sure, why not. I haven't been knifed in years.*
*Well, not ever, but you get the point.
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 12:11 PM (RD7QR)
Merkel's an idiot.
She opted to mothball all of Germany's nuclear power after Fukushima (because as we all know, tsunamis are an ever-present risk in northern Europe).
For public consumption, the _Energiewende_ conversion to "green, renewable" power was supposed to fill the gap. In reality, Germany's green power push has been an extremely expensive flop.
Merkel is an able enough analyst to realize that green power isn't a viable thing, but is also a savvy enough politician not to say so in public. (The "green" malarkey is still popular with the German voters.)
So her plan has been to talk constantly about green power, while quietly behind the scenes making sure that there's adequate fossil fuel power so that German heavy industry does not grind to a halt.
Unfortunately, that then leaves Germany in a situation where Russia becomes the vital swing supplier for fossil fuel energy. So Putin can now do whatever the fuck he wants, and Merkel can't really do anything more than issue sternly worded communiques.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 12:12 PM (noWW6)
I manage quite easily when it comes to my politics, so I'll get there with this too.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 21, 2014 12:12 PM (fwARV)
Does he need stitches?
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:12 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (4df7R)
From the photo he sent, it looks like about 2 inches long and very deep. Brick saw.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:12 PM (1EJ2w)
Posted by: Blor-Utar at March 21, 2014 12:12 PM (dQbaM)
Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 21, 2014 11:53 AM (YmPwQ) [/]
Red Intercourse. Might you have a news circular for me to distribute to workers?
Posted by: Josef Stalin at March 21, 2014 12:13 PM (Myqtp)
Posted by: Ron Stanford at March 21, 2014 12:14 PM (Em6d4)
Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 12:14 PM (RD7QR)
How good are you with a needle and thread? /jk but sorta serious
They make special bandages that can help also.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:14 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Dan at March 21, 2014 12:14 PM (COpZ4)
Posted by: Josef Stalin at March 21, 2014 12:14 PM (Myqtp)
Michele was wearing a red dress in today's China photo-op.
It's Friday, so she must be doing that "support the troops by wearing red on Friday" thing.
Yep, that's it.
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning... at March 21, 2014 12:14 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:14 PM (1EJ2w)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:12 PM (1EJ2w)
DAMN. *wince* My father once sliced his thumb open all the way to the bone with a carpet knife, so I can just imagine what a brick saw would do to an arm! *WINCE WINCE WINCE*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 12:14 PM (4df7R)
Oh damn. Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:15 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (1EJ2w)
He should sue you for every penny you've got and ever will make from here to eternity.
Posted by: Typical Lib Gut Reaction at March 21, 2014 12:15 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:16 PM (1EJ2w)
Staples, super glue, stitches. Will still need a tetnus booster and antibiotics for safe measure.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:16 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2014 12:16 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 21, 2014 12:16 PM (SUKHu)
Had this one for 15 years, and even the duct tape isn't holding it together anymore.
It's vital; as it allows venting of... well, you get the idea.
Off to Amazon.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:17 PM (x3YFz)
packing to stop the bleeding.
There are special butterfly bandages that can act as sutures for a small wound. (he might be possible depending on where it is. If it's where there's little flexing and twisting.)
And actually some fishing line and a needle can be used to pull the wound together so it heals.
Don't seal it up from the air. Let it breathe and let it drain.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:17 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Typical Lib Gut Reaction at March 21, 2014 12:15 PM (BAS5M)
Especially because I haven't given him free health care!!!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:17 PM (1EJ2w)
I can't say this enough:
In the glorious new era of Obamacare, any sensible person needs to figure out who the doctors are in their area who will accept them as cash patients. Note: it's really for the best if you make these inquiries _before_ you fall sick or get hurt.
In my experience, some practices just aren't set up for cash and are bewildered to be asked.
But others are totally delighted to have cash offered. For them actually to get paid -- on time -- without hassles -- without haggling over "usual and customary" -- and without having to maintain a backroom clerical staff to process stupid insurance shit -- is an enormous economic win. Margins in medical practices are not as large as is commonly assumed.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 12:18 PM (noWW6)
DG, aren't you close to Ft. Worth?
JPS & no habla english.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:18 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:19 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:16 PM (CRyse)
Butterfly bandages are good. Duct tape over guaze is fine. Just close it up.
stitches are silly.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:19 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Erik L at March 21, 2014 12:19 PM (RYQAM)
NRO
has also been doing a fantastic job with original investigative
reporting covering union corruption in PA and how it intertwines with PA
politics. Jillian Melchior and Eliana Johnson are great.
They
linked to a story last week from a Watchdog story showing that a crucial
PA Senate seat (GOP retiring) in Delaware County is likely to go to a
guy that's a union official who's taken donations from the recently
indicted Ironworker's Union and refuses to give it back. There are other
Dems running in the same situation. No coverage in the Inky or Delco
papers but I keep trying.
Posted by: BossyBodine at March 21, 2014 12:19 PM (2LJqa)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:19 PM (LSDdO)
If that's the case you just rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:19 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 12:19 PM (eoeps)
Posted by: Bossypants at March 21, 2014 12:20 PM (Cs9Ps)
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:21 PM (x3YFz)
--
I doubt he'd be texting photos of it in that case.
DG, cook him some bacon at dinner - helps with the clotting.
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:21 PM (GSIDW)
The pro-life Republican AG went after Tiller for serious crimes. Tiller was protected by Sebillius and thus got off, despite overwhelming evidence against him.
After that, a Dem AG was elected who went on an absolute witch hunt against the former AG, and I believe was eventually successful in getting him disbarred.
Corruption all around.
Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2014 12:21 PM (hFL/3)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 21, 2014 12:21 PM (BhGVB)
JPS & no habla english.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:18 PM (CRyse)
We are, but job site is over in Dallas. how long do I have to sew it up? I won't be home from work for three more hours.
Gah.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:22 PM (1EJ2w)
http://www.arcair.com/Fea1/901-1000/Fea967_Devastator_Hui/00.shtm
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 12:22 PM (rh481)
Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 12:22 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:23 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:23 PM (1EJ2w)
You're not helping.
Wait. I hear the gunny calling you better get going.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:23 PM (LSDdO)
Dr. Boy prescribes copious amounts of Valu-Rite and a BJ.
Hey, it couldn't hurt...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 12:23 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: League of Filipina Danger Women at March 21, 2014 12:24 PM (GSIDW)
It will sting like a bitch, but liquid bandadge works really well. If that's not available,super glue can also work in a pinch.
I gashed my foot open earlier this week and really just did not have time to go get stitches. Used liquid bandage, and it's as good as new.
But again, it stings like a bitch.
Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2014 12:24 PM (hFL/3)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 12:24 PM (eoeps)
My wife and her ice pick would corroborate this statement.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 12:24 PM (/qzu7)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:24 PM (1EJ2w)
He says he can move it and his fingers so he thinks no
tendons/ligaments. Just meat.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:23 PM (1EJ2w)
Don't let him move it around too much or he's liable to start bleeding again.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 12:25 PM (4df7R)
Then the defendants can countersue. And then, even if she drops it, they can continue as plaintiffs against her and get everyone under and around her to testify.
Posted by: Chris_Balsz at March 21, 2014 12:25 PM (5xmd7)
2 inches, deep cut, no heavy bleeding, right?
Antibiotics, guaze, get it closed with (no shit) anything to avoid infection. I joke about the duct tape but (again, no shit) duct tape works just fine.
Once at home: tight wrap, close it up: skin to skin.
It's not the cut it's the danger of infection.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:25 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 12:25 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at March 21, 2014 12:26 PM (lQCe+)
Gah.
Three hours should be ok. Head to Parkland. Say it was a bar fight. As much $$ as I've paid in Dallas County taxes, I've paid for his ER visit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:26 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 12:26 PM (v6cwT)
Always treat women right, but be especially sure with the Filipina; maybe lots of random gifts of flowers and chocolates.
Posted by: Clownf*cker at March 21, 2014 12:26 PM (W2YA6)
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:26 PM (x3YFz)
#tworolls
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:26 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 12:27 PM (eoeps)
*headdesk*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 12:27 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:27 PM (GSIDW)
Super glue as sold in retail stores is not the same chemistry as actual medical superglue.
If I were in a pinch, away from care, and it was mandatory to close a wound in a hurry, I would use the ordinary superglue. But I would also be really extremely careful about cleaning and disinfecting and debriding the injury before gluing it shut.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 12:27 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 12:27 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:28 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 12:28 PM (rh481)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 12:27 PM (4df7R) Perhaps a link to a fuzzy cutie would cheer MWR up?
Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 12:28 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
While only a few are persuadable the audience, if there is one, make the audience your ally. If so, don't argue. Ask questions. With a smile.
IF you ask them pointed questions, they'll put up their defenses and it becomes an argument.
If you ask them questions about potential results or how they arrive at their opinion, they invariably engage in hand-waving. Play innocent carefully; it can't be too obvious or you're back to arguing.
The trick is to back them into a corner where they have little to no knowledge of the subject and them get them to admit ignorance.
"You said you don't have the information but you're sure that policy is the only one. Why is that?"
Let them act like the raging zealot and make them follow you down a hole of questions.
You're right, don't argue. Let them fuck their own arguments up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2014 12:28 PM (twp4I)
Just meat.
5 minutes a side. A1.
Oh wait. That's for steak.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:29 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:29 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:28 PM (LSDdO)
But my mom said that 's how you know it's working. And she'd us rubbing alcohol plus methiolate or iodine which was way worse.
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:29 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: votermom
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If that's what you got, that's what you use.
I keep a bottle of Betadine on hand, just in case.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 12:29 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:27 PM (GSIDW)
we say: "OUCH!" jezus... might as well just get the fire going and heat up the iron to cauterize it why dontcha!? : P
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:30 PM (x3YFz)
Google her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (t3UFN)
Some "fan art" here:
http://tinyurl.com/ntea7kl
Warning: Ads at site are NSFW.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2014 12:30 PM (CTCNK)
The foam is always fun to watch.
But serious you guys, pretty much everything everybody's said will work, even superglue. I know this because that's what they used to close my incision when I had my bypass surgery 4 years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 12:30 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:30 PM (1EJ2w)
I'd say wash the wound with a good disinfecting wash (there's tons out there so take your pick) and then seal it up with liquid bandage.
Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2014 12:30 PM (hFL/3)
Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 12:30 PM (xWW96)
BUT,
She's got that Sela Ward look about her.
7/10 would smash that ass like I was reforging the shards of Aragorn's hereditary sword into an Elvish pocket vagina that glowed blue whenever Orcs were near.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2014 12:31 PM (CJjw5)
When you start using, let me know how it works out
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 21, 2014 12:31 PM (aTXUx)
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Good idea. I'm going to add that to our first aid shelf.
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:31 PM (GSIDW)
Number of legs better be 4 or fewer. Otherwise I don't like your odds of living to the ONT.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 12:31 PM (naUcP)
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:31 PM (x3YFz)
Wife and I were out at a club in Okinawa one night, and some jarhead was voicing some rather unfortuante assumptions.
Wife flung an ashtray like a frisbee over about 30 feet and clocked said fool in the noggin. Club owner's took our side and covered shit up when the JPs came.
The fool had to explain to his Gunny how he got stiches in his head and a ride to post from the JPs. Wish I could have witnessed that exchange.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 12:33 PM (f6ZLT)
Posted by: Kathleen G. Kane at March 21, 2014 12:33 PM (T+Zre)
The foam is always fun to watch.
Pink foam is faaaaaaabulous!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:33 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2014 12:31 PM (CJjw5)
Tanned, rested, ready. EoJ returns from hiatus as only he can
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 21, 2014 12:33 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Jeff Strongman at March 21, 2014 12:33 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 21, 2014 12:34 PM (BhGVB)
Let it breathe and let it drain.
Sealing a wound seals in the bacteria (yes even with antibiotics taken) and it will fester.
Very deep wounds need to drain sealing them also raises the pressure around the wound and inhibits healing.
stitch it or bandage it and change the dressing often (no more than a few hours at first between changes) letting any pus and foreign matter a way to get out. Then clean and rebandage.
At any sign of red streaks radiating towards the body or intense pain or discoloration GET TO A HOSPITAL OR CLINIC.
Keep it clean and keep it drained. When it lessens in swelling and is less red, you're on the road to recovery but keep a close eye on it.
This is back woods medicine (ymmv) and it isn't like how they practice wound care in a hospital. But it works.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:34 PM (LSDdO)
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Good arm.
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:34 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:35 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:35 PM (g4TxM)
Yeah *sniff* that was beautiful, man.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 12:35 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (aTXUx)
"Anyone gets hit, sing out. Slap iron to it. It's the fastest way to stop the blood."
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Hibernian Faithful at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (hkqLS)
Me: "Did you clean it out really well? You *have* to clean it out really really well."
"Yes, it's cleaned out. And I poured alcohol on it."
"Rubbing? Or Vodka?"
"Rubbing, ya goob!!!"
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (1EJ2w)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (ZshNr)
If You like your corruption, You can keep your corruption.
This is one Democrat Promise that has been fulfilled.
Posted by: rd at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (D+lxs)
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Good idea. I'm going to add that to our first aid shelf.
Everclear. No shit. Rubbing alcohol should never be put on exposed meat. RA kills cells.
Everclear works great. If it can go in you, it can go in you.
Also, sterile saline in the big cans for contacts? If you can clean something that goes in your eyes, you can irrigate a wound.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (CRyse)
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I got that once as a teen - red streak radiating up from a bug bite in my foot midway up the calf.
Dr almost freaked out when I finally went into the clinic. Luckily antibiotics cleared it up.
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:37 PM (GSIDW)
"Rubbing, ya goob!!!"
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (1EJ2w)
Oh.
We have to fix him.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:37 PM (x3YFz)
Who has been defamed? Kane or the AG? If Kane, how can she use the resources of the AG to go after people? If the AG, how can a government agency go after individuals as a defendant in a defamation suit?
Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 12:37 PM (r7mtu)
Of course, it also has 2x the amount of troop than Russia said were participating in the exercise.
Retweeted by Raymond Pritchett
NewsBreaker @NewsBreaker
Russian troop buildup now covers essentially the entire Ukrainian border http://bit.ly/NAe40z - @CBSNews
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 12:38 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 12:38 PM (eoeps)
Prayers for you and your husband DG.
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 12:38 PM (LKJt3)
Angela, your nipples poke when cold?
How about I shut off gas, then call and tell me
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 21, 2014 12:39 PM (aTXUx)
Prayers for you and your husband DG.
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 12:38 PM (LKJt3)
It's either that or obamacare. You pick.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:39 PM (x3YFz)
This is not my choice of medical care, but what can I do...
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:39 PM (1EJ2w)
Maybe just go with both to cover all the bases.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Granny Hawkins at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (LSDdO)
I got that once as a teen - red streak radiating up from a bug bite in my foot midway up the calf.
Dr almost freaked out when I finally went into the clinic. Luckily antibiotics cleared it up.
--
I got it on my hand, travelled to the armpit before I went in. I think that is the only time I have gotten stitches, as they had to open up my hand to clean it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (eoeps)
Defense News @defense_news
INTERCEPTS VIDEO: Russia Invades Crimea with Military Freight Trains http://intercepts.defensenews.com/2014/03/video-russia-invades-crimea-with-military-freight-trains/ …
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (ZshNr)
Prayers for you and your husband DG.
Honestly, that should be boilerplate for any HordeSourced advice...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (naUcP)
If he keeps it open, the flies will take care of that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:41 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 12:41 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:39 PM (x3YFz)
Duh! Obviously drunk and sarcastic Horde People.
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 12:41 PM (LKJt3)
Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 12:41 PM (r7mtu)
Posted by: Your favorite network news babbling idiot at March 21, 2014 12:41 PM (1mtKP)
Posted by: Granny Hawkins
You can pay me next time you see me Josey.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:41 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (LSDdO)
Ah... but we're free! And you'll die happy. Thinking of boobehs.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:41 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (naUcP)
Amen to that.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:41 PM (1EJ2w)
Posted by: Separate but Stupid at March 21, 2014 12:42 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: maddogg
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About that. The next time you buy isopropyl alcohol, make sure that it is 91% or more (99% is available). Many 'rubbing' alcohols are only 70%. If you are in fact going to use it for rubbing (no vulgar remarks, please), then 70% is fine, but for other purposes, including emergency lamps, 90% is the way to go.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 12:42 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:42 PM (LSDdO)
Prayers for you and your husband DG.
Honestly, that should be boilerplate for any HordeSourced advice...
What? The medical advice or the prayers?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:42 PM (CRyse)
Jebus, and I thought I was weird for watching Josie Wales so many times.
I guess thats why they call us civilized, cause we're easy to sneak up on....
Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (1EJ2w)
Posted by: Barky I at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (KRNhj)
If you get bit, take an axe, look at the flowers, and cut the limb off immediately
Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (r7mtu)
***
You take that back. I am NOT sarcastic!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (g4TxM)
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Tsk. You have to have the right species of maggot.
The leeches are for bruising. But any kind of leech will do.
And you call yourself a sawbones.
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Granny Hawkins
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I think that using spider webs for bandaging was a standard folk fix?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (1EJ2w)
Unless you've just took some good stuff off the cooker and it's cooled down then you can use some of that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (LSDdO)
Then, apply either leeches or maggots to clean out the necrotic tissue. I'm not sure which, I missed that day in Med School.
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University of Rangoon?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (eoeps)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (1EJ2w)
***
Sure, if by "swamp down the road" you mean your local medical supply outlet store.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (g4TxM)
If you get bit, take an axe, look at the flowers, and cut the limb off immediately
Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (r7mtu)
Works fine. Until your bit on the head.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (naUcP)
Have you noticed that Putin's eyebrows are starting to get long and bushy like Brezhnev.
Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 12:45 PM (r7mtu)
That's not as dumb as you may think. (well maybe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:45 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:45 PM (1EJ2w)
Now we are Hordesourcing emergency medical care.
No way this ends well.
But it will be fun to watch.
Maybe even PPV.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 12:45 PM (si68n)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (1EJ2w)
THAT'S my girl.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:45 PM (x3YFz)
***
You take that back. I am NOT sarcastic!
As he says it sarcastically.....
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:45 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 12:46 PM (ZshNr)
That's the Vladimir in him coming out.
Vlad the Impaler that is.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:46 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (1EJ2w)
NOOO! Dogs eat POOP!
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 12:46 PM (LKJt3)
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Didn't you read the article? they were triggered by a $2000 bracelet.
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 21, 2014 12:46 PM (XUKZU)
medicine] This is it... one dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds.
Posted by: Carpetbagger at March 21, 2014 12:46 PM (EaEMG)
Hmmm, I think that sentence is about to "trigger" a negative reaction in me. Good thing I am a Conservative Christian and not one of the Democrat's pet demographic groups, otherwise there might just be trouble.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 21, 2014 12:46 PM (TM1p8)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
80 proof vodka is apprx 40% alchohol. You really need a higher proof for deep cuts. Also those flavored vodkas are right out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2014 12:47 PM (twp4I)
Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 12:47 PM (xWW96)
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Think we can get ATC to test this out?
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:47 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2014 12:47 PM (hFL/3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:47 PM (CRyse)
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I keep thinking that those zombies on Walking Dead should be a cloud of flies..., globs of walking maggots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 12:47 PM (aDwsi)
Baconaisse
1/4 cup liquified bacon drippings
1/2 cup other oil of choice, macadamia, avocado, or olive (but not virgin or extra virgin olive oil, b/c it has too fruity a taste)
2 egg yolks
1 tbsp lemon juice
1 tsp spicy brown mustard
2 tsp apple cider vinegar
1 tsp sea salt
1/4 tsp pepper
Easy way: in a tall, thinnish container or jar, dump all ingredients. Get out a stick blender, plug it in and stick it into the bottom of the container. Turn it on and slowly pull up on it. Do this several times until blended well. Store in an airtight container in the fridge for a week.
Other way: mix eggs with all ingredients except oils in a food processor. With the machine running, slowly drizzle in the rest of the oil and run until it comes together. Store as above.
Makes about a cup of mayo.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 21, 2014 12:47 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: akula51 at March 21, 2014 12:48 PM (Xhp1L)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 12:48 PM (ojnk6)
190% Everclear.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:48 PM (CRyse)
He's been dating Katy Perry and he's freaking over things that are fakes?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2014 12:48 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 12:46 PM (LKJt3)
It'll build up his immune system.
Anyone look at the photo? That's a bangup job, isn't it? *rolls eyes*
If I were home, I would have done a much better job.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:48 PM (1EJ2w)
190% Everclear.
190 proof. Sheesh.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:49 PM (CRyse)
Where it's OK to be corrupt as long as you're black and a Democrat.
Everyone else shall be killed.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 21, 2014 12:49 PM (xmcEQ)
Saw a show the other day on drug addicts in Puerto Rico. Apparently they like to shoot heroin direction into their open festering abscessed wounds.
Why?
You know why.
Because just when you think humans can't sink any lower.....
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 12:49 PM (TOk1P)
Speaking of the corrupt and stupid.......Geraldo has now given the world his opinion of what happened to the missing Malaysian aircraft. He thinks it was landed somewhere to pick up an important "Super Secret Passenger" and took off again.
Seriously, after the bank vault fiasco he should have been shunned and never heard of again.
Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 12:49 PM (G+Wff)
The cut! The cut!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:47 PM (CRyse)
as cries of "where the fuck did all the peanut butter go?" emanate from the kitchen.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:50 PM (x3YFz)
Snake oil has a bad reputation, but I swear it works.
And it's organic and gluten-free. And holistic and alternative.
Snake oil has a bad rep because it goes against the norms of western medicine. They don't want you to learn about it's magical healing powers. It's all media bias.
You should subscribe to my newsletter.
Posted by: Separate but Stupid at March 21, 2014 12:50 PM (ZPrif)
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/10/061009031730.htm
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 12:50 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:50 PM (g4TxM)
If I were home, I would have done a much better job.
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It's got a Frankenstein sort of charm.
Looks painful, btw.
Prayers that it heals quickly.
Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:51 PM (GSIDW)
Jon Mayer? He sues because he thinks he is someone super special, his ego demands he extracts a pound of flesh even if the action reveals truths that make him look the fool.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 12:52 PM (rh481)
Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 12:52 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:52 PM (1EJ2w)
388 -
Not the same zombie universe, but I believe the guy who wrote the World War Z books had an answer for that.
Something to the effect that bugs and maggots know better.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 12:52 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:52 PM (x3YFz)
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It's being suppressed by Big Pharma, which ironically, is promoting snake Kay Hagan.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 12:52 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 12:53 PM (rh481)
Posted by: BossyBodine at March 21, 2014 12:53 PM (2LJqa)
The only side-effect of snake oil is increased virility.
Posted by: Separate but Stupid at March 21, 2014 12:53 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 12:53 PM (0HooB)
What with all the MD's, RN's, ex-mil, & rednecks we have here.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:53 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 12:53 PM (rh481)
Let's not sully the solemn moment with wordplay. tsk.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:53 PM (x3YFz)
The other thing that might help with a deep cut is an incantation or two."
Check with the Malaysian government.
They may have a Witchdoctor or two wandering around.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 12:53 PM (si68n)
a. 1. Changed from a sound to a putrid state; spoiled; tainted; vitiated; unsound.
Who with such corrupt and pestilent bread would feed them.
- Knolles.
2. Changed from a state of uprightness, correctness, truth, etc., to a worse state; vitiated; depraved; debased; perverted; as, corrupt language; corrupt judges.
At what ease
Might corrupt minds procure knaves as corrupt
To swear against you.
- Shak.
3. Abounding in errors; not genuine or correct; as, the text of the manuscript is corrupt.
v. t. 1. To change from a sound to a putrid or putrescent state; to make putrid; to putrefy.
[imp. & p. p. Corrupted; p. pr. & vb. n. Corrupting.]
2. To change from good to bad; to vitiate; to deprave; to pervert; to debase; to defile.
Evil communications corrupt good manners.
- 1. Cor. xv. 33.
3. To draw aside from the path of rectitude and duty; as, to corrupt a judge by a bribe.
Heaven is above all yet; there sits a Judge
That no king can corrupt.
- Shak.
4. To debase or render impure by alterations or innovations; to falsify; as, to corrupt language; to corrupt the sacred text.
He that makes an ill use of it [language], though he does not corrupt the fountains of knowledge, . . . yet he stops the pines.
- Locke.
5. To waste, spoil, or consume; to make worthless.
Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt.
- Matt. vi. 19.
v. i. 1. To become putrid or tainted; to putrefy; to rot.
2. To become vitiated; to lose purity or goodness.
Posted by: Jrr at March 21, 2014 12:54 PM (BdVar)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:55 PM (LSDdO)
Dead chicken.
Fried, of course.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 12:55 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 21, 2014 12:55 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2014 12:55 PM (hFL/3)
I should have joined HPD
Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 21, 2014 12:56 PM (0YWG9)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 21, 2014 12:55 PM (VtjlW)
It's "loins."
how many times have we covered this?
/sigh
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:56 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 21, 2014 12:56 PM (0YWG9)
Isn't HPD something you catch from banging hookers?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 12:57 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: john mccain at March 21, 2014 12:57 PM (yHNe/)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:48 PM (CRyse)
Umm, rick223?
Way to give 110 percent though.
Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 12:57 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:57 PM (CRyse)
Darren Aronofsky: "Yeah, I would hope so. It’s a really cool project and I think it’s really timely because it’s about environmental apocalypse which is the biggest theme, for me, right now for what’s going on on this planet. So I think it’s got these big, big themes that connect with us. Noah was the first environmentalist. He’s a really interesting character. Hopefully they’ll let me make it. Oh that’s right I forgot I told you that whole religious thing."
Maybe Al Gore makes an apperance as God, the Ultimate Enviromentalist.
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 12:58 PM (LKJt3)
I should have joined HPD
Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 21, 2014 12:56 PM (0YWG9)
Wow. yeah. it's a shocker.
Next up: world discovers military guys go to strip clubs.
Also, water is apparently wet.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:58 PM (x3YFz)
Big Realty is also all in on Hagan. Pouring money into her coffers.
Of course, the Democrats are "the party of the little people" and the GOP is "the party of big business". Snort.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 12:58 PM (noWW6)
x
PALM
"Michelle Obama: It's very rare that I have the chance to travel outside of the United States"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2014 12:58 PM (twp4I)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 12:58 PM (TOk1P)
Careful when you open that vault. Jimmy Hoffa and the Ark of the Covenant are in there. Some faces might get melted/shot off.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 21, 2014 12:58 PM (TM1p8)
Noah, another movie I won't go see.
Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 12:59 PM (G+Wff)
To Have and Have Not. Dr H. Bogart, presiding.
You ever been stung by a dead bee?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2014 12:59 PM (xq1UY)
All those other foreign vacations must have been in those 7 extra states, then?
Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 12:59 PM (7ObY1)
Way to give 110 percent though.
Posted by: RWC
Yeah. I caught that. 190 proof. 95% al.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 01:00 PM (CRyse)
Delusional, fatassed and stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 01:00 PM (DrWcr)
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/10/061009031730.htm
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 01:00 PM (aDwsi)
"Rubbing, ya goob!!!"
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (1EJ2w)
I am at the same time amused at the fact you have to ask and horrified at his answer.
So DangerGirl is getting medical advice from drunken and sarcastic Horde People.
Prayers for you and your husband DG.
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 12:38 PM (LKJt3)
I find your lack of faith...disturbing...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2014 01:00 PM (yh0zB)
Something to the effect that bugs and maggots know better.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 12:52 PM (TOk1P)
Zombie flesh is infectious to humans, toxic to everything else.
Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 01:00 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 01:00 PM (0HooB)
Adam and Eve.
They get cast out of the garden of Eden by the HOA because the evil republican tricks Eve into not recycling properly.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 01:01 PM (si68n)
Tyron Ali (I'm going to take a chance here and guess he's Black)
is out offering money to whoever he can contact.
I'm guessing that in Tyron's little circle of friends, there aren't too many white (and most likely Republican) folks.
Because of his matching color these folks thought everything was cool and there would be no comebacks as Tyron was just helping out a brother (or sister).
Kathleen figures that's all entrapment or some shit. Because there was no tit for tat no quid pro quo no gimme dis I'll give you dat.
See? Makes sense to me. Hey if Eric can cut loose a couple of evil looking brothers with sticks, hanging out in front of a polling place; who is she to disrespect the culture?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 01:01 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 01:01 PM (rh481)
She won in 2012 because Bill Clinton cmae to campaign for her.
-
So she came about her dishonesty honestly.
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 21, 2014 01:02 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 01:02 PM (G+Wff)
All those other foreign vacations must have been in those 7 extra states, then?
Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 12:59 PM (7ObY1)
Does it ever happen to you that a liberal lies so badly...
ok, this: a 4 year old has a mouth covered in chocolate bits and when you ask him if he took the cookies, he stares you dead in the eye and shakes his head emphatically as bits of cookie are flung from his mouth. Now, that's a lie.
But sometimes when adults do it, it loses its cute factor.
Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 01:03 PM (x3YFz)
Adam and Eve.
They get cast out of the garden of Eden by the HOA because the evil
FIFY
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 01:03 PM (CRyse)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2014 01:03 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:48 PM (CRyse)
Umm, rick223?
Way to give 110 percent though.
Posted by: RWC
------------------------------------
Because here at Ace's Place, we're into compassionate pedantism.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 01:04 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2014 01:04 PM (twp4I)
bushel full to give to his lady loves? It seems that a couple were fakes
so he is suing he dealer. If they are fakes, just get a replacement or
refund. Why sue? Hurt feelings? And who the hell spends $5 million on
watches? He's worth a lot of money but still. The guy is creepy.
Ferdinand Marcos did the same thing for his political cronies. My dad found a crate of Rolex watches in Malacanang Palace after Marcos was deposed. No he didn't keep any.
Howard Hughes used to give a nice diamond ring to all the little debutantes he was screwing; pretending his intentions of marriage.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2014 01:04 PM (P7Wsr)
-
They're running radio ads here saying it is true to spirit of the original story. Yeah, it's just like the Bible without all that God stuff.
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 21, 2014 01:04 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2014 01:00 PM (yh0zB)
Heh. I'm an optimistic pessimist.
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 01:05 PM (LKJt3)
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/10/061009031730.htm
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 01:00 PM (aDwsi)
I'm not clicking that.
BANNION! We need more strapping for the lions. Polly wants pink.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 21, 2014 01:05 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Granny Clampett at March 21, 2014 01:05 PM (y+t/O)
They should've thrown him into the vault and rebricked it up.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 01:06 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:50 PM (g4TxM)
http://youtu.be/cmjrTcYMqBM
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2014 01:07 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: NativeNH at March 21, 2014 01:08 PM (Q3hKm)
Posted by: Any Dem at March 21, 2014 01:08 PM (+Wvn3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 01:08 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Boss Tweed at March 21, 2014 01:11 PM (y+t/O)
Wait, lions now? Did the raptors get retired?
/gets image of large grassy pasture, raptors in blissful retirement hunting wolves and mountain lions
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 01:18 PM (naUcP)
She also stated that she'll never enforce the gay marriage law. It must be nice to pick and choose the laws that you've been duly elected to enforce.
For those who think PA will flip back to red one day - keep dreaming. We've had too many progs move here, infecting us with higher taxes and stupid laws. They fled NYC for lower taxes and better living, yet have ruined northeastern and central eastern PA by demanding they have the same access to what they left behind - big houses, more shopping, etc. Well, that comes with a price and now we're the ones paying for it.
Yes, I'm bitter. How could you tell?
Posted by: PSUbrat at March 21, 2014 01:19 PM (+YdiO)
Posted by: Erowmero at March 21, 2014 01:23 PM (1gcFZ)
I thought the threat was that one day the Democrats would go full Communist. I never imagined they'd go full Peronist, but here we are.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2014 01:25 PM (WtVhX)
Yet another reason why Republicans should push voter fraud measures in every state they control. I bet a ton of these corrupt pols would've never gotten elected in fair elections.
Posted by: Iblis at March 21, 2014 01:27 PM (zCnVx)
But just threatening people and saying "men are picking on me!" pretty much proves it was corruption. She's not even trying to defend the decisions.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 21, 2014 01:30 PM (zfY+H)
= = = = =
Not at all.
Every day --literally EVERY! SINGLE! DAY!-- we are treated to more proof of the adage, "scratch a Liberal, find a Totalitarian".
The funny thing is, they (apparently) are blind to it. Today -while they're in power- they think it's perfectly proper to say "sit down, shut up, and I'll tell you what to think." Next cycle, when things shift around, it'll be "NOOOO, you can't stifle my free expression! Truth-to-Power! I know my rights!!"
Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at March 21, 2014 01:33 PM (4jAc3)
Posted by: Your typical non-racist Democrat at March 21, 2014 02:27 PM (dvRYt)
If it is defamatory, sue them.
Oh, right, as a public official you'd have to show actual malice in the publication of false material. If I were the paper, I'd say bring it.
Discovery works both ways. And while an agency can ignore a FOIA request, it much more difficult to road block discovery requests.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 21, 2014 02:40 PM (1hM1d)
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