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Ten Years of Nonsense: The X and Y But Mostly Y Joke

This was a frequent joke from 2007 to 2010. It still comes up occasionally.

Mostly it was used with terrorists' deaths. I think this was the first one, or at least it's what a search turns up as the first "But Mostly" headline, from August 2nd, 2007:

Sad: Glasgow Bomber/Self-Immolator Dies Of Heart-Ache and Burns, But Mostly Burns

A few of the headline gags below, starting with the early ones, and then skipping around for the better ones. I stopped the joke because, well. I ran out of new things to say after ten repetitions.

But that didn't stop me. That never stops me.

Remember, a MacGuffin is the thing the hero wants but that the audience doesn't really care about...

Don't comment on the old posts themselves, or you'll get banned as spam.

August 3rd, 2007:

Poignant: Mosul AQ Leader Dies of Heart-Ache And Gunshot Wounds, But Mostly Gunshot Wounds

November 11th, 2007:

Fleeing Robbery Suspect Victim of Society And Hungry Alligator, But Mostly Hungry Alligator

He really was attacked by an alligator.

December 19th, 2007:

Afghan Sniper Dies Due To Lack of Quality Health Insurance and 500 Pound Airburst Bomb, But Mostly 500 Pound Airburst Bomb


February 11th, 2008:

Some Al Qaeda Leaders In Iraq Leaders Running For Breast Cancer Awareness and Their Lives, But Mostly For Their Lives

March 6th, 2008:

Claim: Muqtada al Sadr Suffers Ten Game Batting Slump and Coma, But Mostly Coma

March 16th, 2008:

16 Terrorists in Pakistan Safe House Die from Missile Strike and Deep Confusion over Meaning of the Word "Safe", but Mostly Missile Strike

The cobs did the joke a lot too. Here's DrewM, May 28th, 2008:

Insurgent Killed By Loud Banging Noises And 30mm Rounds But Mostly, Well, They Are Kind Of Related

June 24th, 2008:

US Troops Reduce "Carbon Footprint" of 55 Taliban and Three "Key" Leaders to Zero By Providing Them with Solar-Electric Cars and Precision-Guided Death, But Mostly Precision-Guided Death

July 2nd, 2008:

33 Afghan "Rebels" Suffer Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and Also Post-Traumatic Death Disorder, But Mostly Post-Traumatic Death Disorder

Here's Dave in Texas from October 27th, 2008:

U.S. Official Confirms - Senior Al Qaeda Leader Killed in Syria by Special Operations Forces, That Awful "Puffy, Crampy" Feeling, But Mostly Special Operations Forces

November 29, 2008:

Taliban Commander Killed by Cross-Dressing Mishap and US Fighters, But Mostly... Well, a Bit of Both, Really

Yeah I think his burka had a wardrobe malfunction. US troops were questioning women they found in a terrorist house and realized, as they were talking to this "woman," that he was a dude.

He tried to escape dressed in the traditional Courageous Muslim Warrior garb, a woman's burka.

The Carmen Miranda fruit-hat was a bad choice of accessory. Sure, it showed off his hazel eyes, but at what cost?

Then something wonderful happened: he was killed.


And May 2, 2010:


Osama Bin Ladin Loses Popularity and 30cc of Brain and Skull But Mostly 30cc of Brain and Skull

As you can see, the joke sort of gets repetitive.

This isn't much of a post, so I'll link some actual news. Via Weasel Zippers:

A Dozen Iraqi Jihadis Die of Type II Diabetes and Also Type II Shrapnel In The Face But Mostly Type II Shrapnel In the Face


Posted by: Ace at 04:31 PM




Comments

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1 Never let Ace work the italics button.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 02, 2014 04:36 PM (Z2DlB)

2 I still love those headlines.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2014 04:36 PM (zqvg6)

3 Those headlines still work.

Come back?

And seventh?

Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 02, 2014 04:37 PM (JSmUP)

4 Conan The Barbarian: The Musical, but mostly the Barbarian.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 02, 2014 04:38 PM (ndlFj)

5 I hate Obamacare and I love that joke. Well, mostly--- nah, both those statements are pretty equally true.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at January 02, 2014 04:39 PM (43exL)

6 My favorite running gag.

Posted by: NCKate at January 02, 2014 04:39 PM (Auy5s)

7 Remember, a MacGuffin is the thing the hero wants but that the audience doesn't really care about...

*******

The Maltese Falcon

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 04:40 PM (RJMhd)

8 Dude looked like a laaaadeeee.

A bag lady.

didn't that make for easier cleanup?

Self bagging jihadis.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 02, 2014 04:40 PM (LSDdO)

9 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: DaveinNC at January 02, 2014 04:40 PM (boNGU)

10 People stop reading after the headline so whatever story you want to plant make sure it's in the headline.

Posted by: Barry Nma at January 02, 2014 04:40 PM (XQpYw)

11 Why does eveyone hate me? I'm a national treasure made of all meat and filler, but mostly filler.

Posted by: SPAM at January 02, 2014 04:41 PM (ygAxO)

12 I saw Banned As Spam at the Osh Kosh Holiday Inn in '87.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 04:41 PM (fsLdt)

13 Barky the cluster&%$# and and ah hell that's all I've got

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 02, 2014 04:41 PM (SbiaW)

14 While we're on AoSHQ history, how did the "morons" label originate?

Posted by: votermom at January 02, 2014 04:41 PM (GSIDW)

15 Damn it--"banned as spam" would make a good handle.

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 04:42 PM (RJMhd)

16 I thought is was "X and Y But Mostly X".

(and Happy New Year).

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 02, 2014 04:42 PM (wcvVw)

17 Remember, a MacGuffin is the thing the hero wants but that the audience doesn't really care about...

*******

The Maltese Falcon


John Connor in the second Terminator movie. I wish Arnie could have "accidentally" sewn that kid's mouth shut, for his safety or something.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 02, 2014 04:42 PM (gtjN1)

18 This gag goes so well with war porn.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 04:42 PM (8T01L)

19 So I've always wondered, who started this, Ace or the Jawa Report, b/c they use this format a lot in their headlines. Either way, they're awesome.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 04:43 PM (zDsvJ)

20 So many good memories. Also made me remember that short video of the terrorists working the mortar and blowing themselves up.

Posted by: CaveJohnson at January 02, 2014 04:43 PM (HHDd2)

21 Why does everyone hate me? I'm a national treasure made of all meat and filler, but mostly filler.

Hawaiians rub their tummies thinking of you.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 02, 2014 04:43 PM (gtjN1)

22
I forgot how much I enjoyed that joke...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 02, 2014 04:44 PM (1hM1d)

23 Mobie troll Spam Banned over comments?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 04:44 PM (cubpP)

24 Cis-normative male gender determined by X and Y, but mostly Y

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2014 04:44 PM (g4TxM)

25 While we're on AoSHQ history, how did the "morons" label originate?

How did the name of the orange originate?

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 04:44 PM (fsLdt)

26 Obamacare failed due to angry white racists and colossal govt incompetence but mostly from colossal govt incompetence.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2014 04:44 PM (tf9Ne)

27 The 'heartbreak of psoriasis and JDAMS, but most JDAMS' was used once.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 02, 2014 04:45 PM (QupBk)

28 John Connor in the second Terminator movie. I wish Arnie could have "accidentally" sewn that kid's mouth shut, for his safety or something.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 02, 2014 04:42 PM (gtjN1)

**********

Jessica Lange in King Kong!

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 04:45 PM (RJMhd)

29 But that didn't stop me. That never stops me.


Where do you think the repeated equine resuscitation and beating and resuscitation and beating and resuscitation and beating comes from? Leadership comes from the top, after all.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at January 02, 2014 04:45 PM (VtjlW)

30 Obamacare failed because of colossal goverment incompetence and because it is a bad idea, but then thoses are actually the same thing, aren't they?

Posted by: Kirk's Gorn at January 02, 2014 04:46 PM (Jye7B)

31
Ace should also include that time he went off on someone for leaving a
"tl;dr" comment as the first comment on one of his posts.

That was epic. Ace went on and on and on and..

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 04:46 PM (vanqS)

32 How did the name of the orange originate?


Best Police blotter quote I have ever read, "The Officer noted that the Orange was Orange.".

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 04:47 PM (8T01L)

33 Jessica Lange in King Kong!


"Two Boners Up"

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 04:47 PM (fsLdt)

34 Jennifer Aniston in every movie--ever.

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 04:47 PM (RJMhd)

35 Ace went on and on and on and..


Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 04:46 PM (vanqS)

.... but mostly on.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2014 04:47 PM (nELVU)

36 Some Spam might go well with my stockpile of Beanie Weenie and bullets.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2014 04:47 PM (wAQA5)

37 Our president watches an enormous of tv.He also has just about every movie that comes out screened for him.

http://tinyurl.com/k4mk6ue

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2014 04:47 PM (zqvg6)

38 How did the name of the orange originate?

Persian, Arabic, and Old French?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 02, 2014 04:47 PM (gtjN1)

39
Serious, u guys, these joke headlines remind me of that scene in Requiem For A Dream.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 04:47 PM (LPRBM)

40 That was epic. Ace went on and on and on and..

The Boss is known to have his moods.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 02, 2014 04:47 PM (QupBk)

41 While we're on AoSHQ history, how did the "morons" label originate?
Posted by: votermom at January 02, 2014 04:41 PM (GSIDW)



I can't remember where but someone referred to us as morons and well, the Horde being the Horde, the inevitable happened.


It is important to note the difference between calling someone a Moron and calling someone a moron.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at January 02, 2014 04:48 PM (VtjlW)

42 I thought a MacGuffin was a type of Weasel?

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 04:48 PM (8T01L)

43 While we're on AoSHQ history, how did the "morons" label originate?

I think it was originally said by one of our fine liberal trolls and adopted as a badge of honor. I might be completely misremembering though.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 02, 2014 04:48 PM (102Hx)

44 This "X and Y, but mostly Y" meme about the GWOT is one of the reasons I fell in love with this site.

Posted by: Kaisersoze at January 02, 2014 04:49 PM (ak/ho)

45 Ace should also include that time he went off on someone for leaving a "tl;dr" comment as the first comment on one of his posts.
----

The FLAME POSTS followed by the APOLOGY POSTS are something.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 04:49 PM (zDsvJ)

46 Whoever started it doesn't matter. It will always be classic ace in my mind.

Posted by: Bosk at January 02, 2014 04:49 PM (n2K+4)

47 I thought is was "X and Y But Mostly X". (and Happy New Year).
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 02, 2014 04:42 PM (wcvVw)

Shit. Math.

Posted by: Barry O'Brainy at January 02, 2014 04:49 PM (wAQA5)

48 And because i'm a giver and had to find it to see it again, but mostly i wanted to see it again... http://youtu.be/ dstGdAHGL30
Possibly nsfw, slight explosion and future distribution of virgins

Posted by: CaveJohnson at January 02, 2014 04:50 PM (HHDd2)

49 Best Police blotter quote I have ever read, "The Officer noted that the Orange was Orange.".

I love how Police have to say things are gold "in color" or silver "in color". So the perp doesn't later come back and say his silver "in color" car was pure silver when the cop confiscated it. You owe me a solid silver car!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 02, 2014 04:50 PM (gtjN1)

50 These never get old.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 02, 2014 04:50 PM (WvXvd)

51 Ace of Spades HQ: The Posts, and the Comments.

But mostly the Comments.

(grin, duck, run)

Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2014 04:50 PM (roTS7)

52 My all time fav was ace calling someone a "whiny baby cry baby needs-a-bottle bitch".

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 04:51 PM (fsLdt)

53 >>>While we're on AoSHQ history, how did the "morons" label originate?

i can re-publish that article.

Posted by: ace at January 02, 2014 04:51 PM (/FnUH)

54 Remember, a MacGuffin is the thing the hero wants but that the audience doesn't really care about...

National health care.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2014 04:51 PM (T0NGe)

55 7
Remember, a MacGuffin is the thing the hero wants but that the audience doesn't really care about...


*******


The Maltese Falcon
Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 04:40 PM (RJMhd)

Leeloo? The stones? Leeloo AND the stones?

The story snob in me wants to dismiss Macguffins as lazy storytelling, but I adore Hitchcock and many of his films involve a macguffin in some way. It CAN be a symptom of lazy writing, in the wrong hands, but is not fated to be. the prob is there are just too few good storytellers these days...

Posted by: LizLem at January 02, 2014 04:51 PM (BF+2f)

56 My all time fav was ace calling someone a "whiny baby cry baby needs-a-bottle bitch".

Read that in a sing-song voice, it's funnier.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 02, 2014 04:51 PM (gtjN1)

57 I forgot how awesome the guy getting eaten by the alligator was.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at January 02, 2014 04:51 PM (VtjlW)

58
Yes, how can we forget...

Ten Years Of Ace's: "Is This Something?"

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 04:52 PM (NLH1M)

59 This gag never gets old.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 02, 2014 04:52 PM (xXhgd)

60
This is a bad case of lead poisoning or a temper tantrum.


http://tinyurl.com/nc7ykto

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 02, 2014 04:52 PM (pJF+c)

61 It is important to note the difference between calling someone a Moron and calling someone a moron.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at January 02, 2014 04:48 PM (VtjlW)


Yes mostly its in the laziness of not wanting to press the shift key.

For you ATC. http://tinyurl.com/lfxu6rh

Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2014 04:52 PM (LI48c)

62 I can't believe Ace has been at the '10 Years of Nonsense' thing for almost a week and not one London Boys link.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 04:53 PM (8T01L)

63 52 My all time fav was ace calling someone a "whiny baby cry baby needs-a-bottle bitch".
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 04:51 PM (fsLdt)

********

^This is why we need Ace to stop smoking.

I think there is a causal relationship.

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 04:53 PM (RJMhd)

64 >>While we're on AoSHQ history, how did the "morons" label originate?

I think Ace was writing something about how everyone knows something or other, then added "well, not you morons, but everyone else".

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 02, 2014 04:53 PM (SUKHu)

65 For you ATC. http://tinyurl.com/lfxu6rh
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2014 04:52 PM (LI48c)


That. Is. Awesome.

I need to make some Daryl Dixon Your Argument is Invalid demotivators.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at January 02, 2014 04:53 PM (VtjlW)

66 While we're on AoSHQ history, how did the "morons" label originate?

I think it was originally said by one of our fine liberal trolls and adopted as a badge of honor. I might be completely misremembering though.


Sounds legit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2014 04:53 PM (t+DWU)

67 Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 04:46 PM (vanqS)

That was fairly recently.

I cowered in fear. I thought he was going to shut down the blog for a while.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 02, 2014 04:54 PM (LSDdO)

68 These never get old.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 02, 2014 04:50 PM (WvXvd)



*smish* Happy New Year!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at January 02, 2014 04:54 PM (VtjlW)

69 Never. Gets. Old.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2014 04:54 PM (qyfb5)

70 Yes, how can we forget...

Ten Years Of Ace's: "Is This Something?"
Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 04:52 PM (NLH1M)


I wonder if we can get all the memes in one post.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2014 04:55 PM (T0NGe)

71 I once transcribed an Ace Lecture to The Morons into a youtube video. I thought to make a habit of it, with his permission of course, but it turned out to be way too much work, so there is just the one out there as proof of concept.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 02, 2014 04:55 PM (QupBk)

72 I thought he was going to shut down the blog for a while.


...again.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 04:55 PM (8T01L)

73 true lols brought to you by the ace blog...these are among your best.

Posted by: oejay44cday at January 02, 2014 04:56 PM (72j65)

74 the morons thing came from this Arnold Schwarzenegger line, "Let's be honest, Democrats are losers.'

I started using the "let's be honest" thing to be insulting. eventually I noted that the eternal excuse for Democratic failures was "Let's be honest, you're morons" (who aren't smart enough to be ruled by us).

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/162357.php

Posted by: ace at January 02, 2014 04:56 PM (/FnUH)

75 I bet OBL lost more than 30cc's of brain and skull, eh?

Posted by: oejay44cday at January 02, 2014 04:56 PM (72j65)

76 53 >>>While we're on AoSHQ history, how did the "morons" label originate?

i can re-publish that article.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2014 04:51 PM (/FnUH)

---
Awesome.

Posted by: votermom at January 02, 2014 04:56 PM (GSIDW)

77 I saw MacGuffin open up for Mother's Finest and Sleeping Booty, but mostly just Mother's Finest.

Posted by: Havedash at January 02, 2014 04:56 PM (gvqyH)

78 55 7
Remember, a MacGuffin is the thing the hero wants but that the audience doesn't really care about...


*******


The Maltese Falcon
Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 04:40 PM (RJMhd)

Leeloo? The stones? Leeloo AND the stones?

The story snob in me wants to dismiss Macguffins as lazy storytelling, but I adore Hitchcock and many of his films involve a macguffin in some way. It CAN be a symptom of lazy writing, in the wrong hands, but is not fated to be. the prob is there are just too few good storytellers these days...
Posted by: LizLem at January 02, 2014 04:51 PM (BF+2f)

*********

Holy smokes.

Now you are just scaring me--I was going to nominate--

Mila Jokavitch (or however the hell you spell it) in Fifth Element as my next--

McMuffin.

(Would have had it up at the same time but stopped to read comments first and ponder whether or not to google the spelling.)

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 04:57 PM (RJMhd)

79 Mila Jokavitch (or however the hell you spell it) in Fifth Element as my next--

McMuffin.



I'd butter that Macguffin.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 04:58 PM (8T01L)

80 >>I think Ace was writing something about how everyone knows something or other, then added "well, not you morons, but everyone else".

Yea, I thought ace came up with the moron moniker, not some troll. Cause he loves us.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2014 04:58 PM (g1DWB)

81 Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ace.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 04:58 PM (fsLdt)

82 A meme of memes?

A meta meme?

Meme-apalooza?

Mega Meme?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 02, 2014 04:59 PM (LSDdO)

83 equine resuscitation??? Mendoza?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 04:59 PM (cubpP)

84
What about all the intra-thread nonsense?

For instance, when we start rolling with a meme such as modifying obama's assinine quote that nobody could imagine a black president. Anyone remembr that?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 05:00 PM (LPRBM)

85 >>I started using the "let's be honest" thing to be insulting. eventually I
noted that the eternal excuse for Democratic failures was "Let's be
honest, you're morons" (who aren't smart enough to be ruled by us).


That makes "Morons" moniker even better. Thanks!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2014 05:00 PM (POpqt)

86 Mendoza?

MENDOZAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Posted by: McBain at January 02, 2014 05:00 PM (QupBk)

87 Mendoza?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 04:59 PM (cubpP)



Interestingly, Mendoza works with that.


You know, beating a dead horse. Around here, we happy few, we Morons, we beat the horse to death, beat it some more, resuscitate it, beat it to death again and on and on and on it goes.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at January 02, 2014 05:00 PM (VtjlW)

88 watching weather channel...whoa hello kyla grogan

Posted by: oejay44cday at January 02, 2014 05:00 PM (72j65)

89 For awhile we were all Chelsa.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 05:00 PM (cubpP)

90 Does
Not
Get
Repetitive

Posted by: shibumi at January 02, 2014 05:01 PM (25HWz)

91 Number of ejaculations .......
multiple .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 02, 2014 05:01 PM (XWw96)

92 Typical Moron reads this:

>>Y'all can probably better tell the difference between a smell-hound and a coon-hound than successfully identify pop divas.

and only thinks "YES! He put the apostrophe in the right place!!"

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 02, 2014 05:01 PM (SUKHu)

93 Mendoza?

MENDOZAAAAAAAA!!!!!


KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2014 05:01 PM (t+DWU)

94 What's a blog?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 02, 2014 05:01 PM (q+zA9)

95 The horse can consider itself fortunate.

Posted by: the chicken at January 02, 2014 05:01 PM (0m29n)

96 For awhile we were all Chelsa.



And Phil.
//Phil Robertson #492

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2014 05:02 PM (t+DWU)

97 I have to disagree ACE, it never got old!

Posted by: brainpimp at January 02, 2014 05:02 PM (d1LCL)

98 AlextheChick, while singing the Doom song from Invader Zim.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 05:02 PM (cubpP)

99
The horse can consider itself fortunate.


You got that right.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 02, 2014 05:02 PM (4WhSY)

100 Is it snowing in New Jersey yet? Because I just read that Christie has declared as SoE and shut down state offices for tomorrow.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:02 PM (zDsvJ)

101 I had an Egg McGuffin for breakfast.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 02, 2014 05:03 PM (XUKZU)

102 >>For awhile we were all Chelsea.

And then our own generated version of "Carlos Danger"....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2014 05:03 PM (POpqt)

103 My all time fav was ace calling someone a "whiny baby cry baby needs-a-bottle bitch".

Read that in a sing-song voice, it's funnier.j


Wow, it really does work!

Just think of the cadence to "Soft Kitty".

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 02, 2014 05:04 PM (i2Lsf)

104 Y'all can probably better tell the difference between a smell-hound and a coon-hound than successfully identify pop divas.



Because most of us probably have a coon hound.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2014 05:04 PM (t+DWU)

105 Hahah, mindtwins!

My current fave Macguffin is...the stupid lost FDR bible. Did anyone really care about it? No. But ZOMG MUST FIND! I am still laughing over the incompetence of that, great way to start off the new err-a of NYC.

Posted by: LizLem at January 02, 2014 05:04 PM (BF+2f)

106 I'd rather be a Moron than a scrunt.

Posted by: NCKate at January 02, 2014 05:04 PM (Auy5s)

107 Posted by: votermom at January 02, 2014 04:56 PM (GSIDW)

are you votermom on Twitter?

You were Twitter quoted in a Blaze story the other day

Posted by: Refresh Data at January 02, 2014 05:04 PM (q+zA9)

108
Ace brings teh funneh
Bans himself from his own blog
Morons laugh alot.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2014 05:05 PM (nELVU)

109 Y not


Maybe it's finally heading out east. It started snowing here Tuesday noonish and just stopped about an hour ago. I may not get out of here till Mothers Day.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2014 05:05 PM (P6QsQ)

110
These blogging seminars that Ace is runnin' as of late are Da BOMB! As I prepare for a new career in Politics and New Media, but mostly New Media, these "how-to" thingies are just what I needed to get started!
Huma says "Thanks, Ace!", and so do I! Now, if I can just figure out how to embed "selfies" into a post, and make it look like I've been hacked.......

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 02, 2014 05:05 PM (lQCe+)

111 My all time fav was ace calling someone a "whiny baby cry baby needs-a-bottle bitch".

Read that in a sing-song voice, it's funnier.



Where's Hop Sing or Arnold when you really need them?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2014 05:06 PM (t+DWU)

112 ace, those remind me of the headlines you did quite a bit when the duke lacrosse accuser killed her boyfriend. something like "duke lacrosse accuser swims across frozen river to save drowning puppy" and then "just kidding. she stabbed a guy."

Posted by: Twig at January 02, 2014 05:06 PM (w9N0m)

113 Ace brings teh funneh
Bans himself from his own blog
Morons laugh alot.



Loses password. Has to post as "Open Blogger".....

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2014 05:07 PM (t+DWU)

114 The story snob in me wants to dismiss Macguffins as lazy storytelling,
but I adore Hitchcock and many of his films involve a macguffin in some
way. It CAN be a symptom of lazy writing, in the wrong hands, but is not
fated to be.
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Speaking of story snobs, one technique I hate is when the good guys plan the big plan on screen but we're not allowed to hear it.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 02, 2014 05:07 PM (XUKZU)

115 Also "I might have added that last sentence."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2014 05:08 PM (qyfb5)

116 105 Hahah, mindtwins!

My current fave Macguffin is...the stupid lost FDR bible. Did anyone really care about it? No. But ZOMG MUST FIND! I am still laughing over the incompetence of that, great way to start off the new err-a of NYC.
Posted by: LizLem at January 02, 2014 05:04 PM (BF+2f)


*************

My current event one is--

Hillary's Bangs.

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 05:08 PM (RJMhd)

117 Those "Killed by X and Y but mostly X" headlines aren't old.
And I like your new, "Obama said blah, blah, blah, and Get This, He Lied" headlines.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2014 05:09 PM (POpqt)

118 McGuffin?

Godot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 05:10 PM (aDwsi)

119 Where's the Podcast?

Doesn't that happen on Thursdays?

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 05:10 PM (8T01L)

120 As to that sidebar about scrubbing your Facebook?

DON'T. USE. FACEBOOK.

There. Problem solved.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 02, 2014 05:10 PM (LSDdO)

121 "I might have made that up."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 05:11 PM (aDwsi)

122 nood

Posted by: Refresh Data at January 02, 2014 05:11 PM (q+zA9)

123 Ace brings teh funneh
Bans himself from his own blog
Morons laugh alot.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2014 05:05 PM (nELVU)


**slurps green tea **

***zen haiku clap with one hand ***

Posted by: Adriane... at January 02, 2014 05:12 PM (m3Cp/)

124 He won't dare do it now for fear of the clueless not getting the joke, but I loved it when ace blamed things he did on Puerto Rican kids.

Posted by: polynikes at January 02, 2014 05:13 PM (m2CN7)

125 are you votermom on Twitter?

You were Twitter quoted in a Blaze story the other day
Posted by: Refresh Data at January 02, 2014 05:04 PM (q+zA9)

-- Yup, guilty as charged. I was excited for about 15 seconds and then my twitter connect tab started filling up with prog trolls. Dumb prog trolls at that.

Posted by: votermom at January 02, 2014 05:13 PM (GSIDW)

126 100
Is it snowing in New Jersey yet? Because I just read that Christie has
declared as SoE and shut down state offices for tomorrow. Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:02 PM (zDsvJ)

All the Utah newscasts are behaving like whiny babies about our current lack of snow. Which, have they never lived in this state before? Did we not have our freaking airport shut down right before Christmas from snow and ice, which considering how much we get is a pretty rare event? Did we not have a white Christmas? Chill the crap out, it will be fine. Plenty of months yet to build up our snowpack. Of course I don't ski, thus the condition of the current snow bothers me not one whit.

Posted by: LizLem at January 02, 2014 05:15 PM (BF+2f)

127 I gotta say this headline joke was one of my favorite funny bits about this site since I started reading long ago

Posted by: SOCR the Lurker at January 02, 2014 05:18 PM (EkAxJ)

128 Because most of us probably have a coon hound.
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I saw one of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes yesterday. An old hillbilly and his coon hound go coon hunting and manage to drown themselves. The hillbilly is invited into Heaven but won't go because they don't accept dogs. Then a hillbilly angel comes down and tells him that was actually hell and they were trying to trick him into entering. They don't allow dogs because dogs are too smart to fall for that shit. And in real Heaven they do take dogs.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 02, 2014 05:20 PM (XUKZU)

129 Ace, please republish why we are called Morons. Thank you.

BTW, I think Osama was killed in 2011. I'm sorry if someone else pointed it out already. I just woke up from my second nap of the day.

A friend of mine told me that there is a flu virus out there & it's resistant to flu shot. I had flu shot December 3 & got sick on December 13. I improved enough to go to work all last week & got even worse Saturday.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 05:22 PM (z4WKX)

130 ladies and gentlemen, I'm Going Home...by helicopter.

Posted by: Ten Years After at January 02, 2014 05:26 PM (ahBY0)

131 Yup, guilty as charged. I was excited for about 15 seconds and then my twitter connect tab started filling up with prog trolls. Dumb prog trolls at that.

I got retweeted by Ann Coulter once. Yeah, it was fun for a bit. Then the idiots hit.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 02, 2014 05:27 PM (i2Lsf)

132 You didn't include the one about the jihadis that got killed by a bear in a cave.

I think it was something like "Jihadis killed by bear and airstrike, but mostly... can you believe it was the bear?"

Posted by: Fizz at January 02, 2014 05:57 PM (G8ZZj)

133

Cis-normative male gender determined by X and Y, but mostly Y

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2014 04:44 PM (g4TxM)










*snort*

ISWYDT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2014 06:29 PM (TIIx5)

134 This has never gotten old for me!

Posted by: Steph in SoCal at January 02, 2014 07:51 PM (dlQKk)

135 http://tinyurl.com/k87gguj
The gator vid was busted but liveleak still has it.

Posted by: Loki at January 02, 2014 08:48 PM (fuQ9S)

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