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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
As In Every Year Past, Obama's Elder Minions Urge Lesser Minions to Fight With Their Families At Thanksgiving Dinners
It truly is insidious, I think, this devotion to cause such that one would seriously -- earnestly! -- urge others to fight with family in order to advance a political goal.
It's not just about the casual denigration of the family in favor of the Real Family, which is of course like-minded socialists in the Progressive Cult. It is that, but it's not just that.Devoting our whole show on Wednesday to how to talk about politics, news with conservative family members. Should be fun!
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) November 25, 2013
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: joncelli at November 25, 2013 02:57 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli at November 25, 2013 02:57 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Xander Crews at November 25, 2013 02:58 PM (MGVR2)
Posted by: joncelli at November 25, 2013 02:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Barky O'Genius at November 25, 2013 02:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2013 02:59 PM (P1TYg)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 25, 2013 02:59 PM (09o/X)
Mother [wielding carving knife]: Go ahead, make my Thanksgiving.
Posted by: joncelli at November 25, 2013 03:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: angler at November 25, 2013 03:00 PM (+zZOH)
That's why they only get invited once or twice a year. Duh!
Posted by: Cretin, per agreement no new centrifuges but the old ones are runnin'... just 5okg shy now! at November 25, 2013 03:00 PM (1/4XQ)
Posted by: François Villon at November 25, 2013 03:00 PM (kkbgQ)
"Ah, Thanksgiving is in in the air. And when the filthy Joo at the dinner table starts spouting lies about Kristallnacht, you will be the voice of reason…"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2013 03:00 PM (olDqf)
The narcissism. It burns!
Posted by: wooga at November 25, 2013 03:01 PM (dAFAg)
Liberal Son: I HAVE OPINIONS!
Dad: Oh, sorry. SHUT THE FUCK UP and pass the gravy, please.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 25, 2013 03:01 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2013 03:01 PM (P1TYg)
I hate politics. I really do.
Posted by: Shoot Me at November 25, 2013 03:01 PM (qiXMt)
YOU voted for it. You got exactly what you wanted, didn't you?
OWN it. The rest of us have to live with it, the least you can do is OWN it.
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 03:01 PM (7ObY1)
Good times.
Thank goodness we only have to see her once or twice a year.
Posted by: WinstonSmith at November 25, 2013 03:01 PM (0cg0A)
Kind of another one of the universe's sick jokes.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2013 03:01 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2013 03:01 PM (P1TYg)
First, peel two rotweilers…
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2013 03:01 PM (olDqf)
Liberal Son: I HAVE OPINIONS!
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Crikey. My ultra-leftist sister-in-law (she lives in Barry's old district) is coming to town for Thanksgiving. Might be a good time for me to get shitfaced rather than starting a nuclear war at dinner. Of course, since she cannot help talking about how much faith she has in Obama (her word: faith), I foresee a great disturbance in the Force, like a 50-year old man intentionally puking in someone's face.
Posted by: physics geek at November 25, 2013 03:02 PM (MT22W)
urge others to fight with family in order to advance a political goal.
Nice to see the Komsomol getting it's second wind.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2013 03:02 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2013 03:02 PM (MMC8r)
I'm sorry, that email is a lie.
The writer is NOT Erin somebodyorother. The writer of that email is my niece. Who will thankfully be spending Thanksgiving in the nation's capitol.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2013 03:02 PM (TOk1P)
Chances are, most of the folks at the dinner table look at you and silently wonder when you're going to take a bath, why you used your allowance on all those horrible tattoos, whether you'll ever shave off that stupid maggot-infested goatee, and when you're going to get your ass out on the street to look for a job.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2013 03:03 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: knockout racist at November 25, 2013 03:03 PM (bMeMt)
Bullshit R Us must have been having a 2-for-1 sale on unnecessary commas.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 25, 2013 03:03 PM (ZKzrr)
Lots of commas in that sentence.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2013 03:03 PM (P1TYg)
Good times....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 25, 2013 03:03 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: wooga at November 25, 2013 03:03 PM (dAFAg)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 25, 2013 03:03 PM (Zswg6)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 25, 2013 03:03 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:04 PM (4df7R)
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Want to adopt me, my wife and kids?
Posted by: physics geek at November 25, 2013 03:04 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: angler at November 25, 2013 03:04 PM (+zZOH)
See if that's a covered service under Obamacare.
Posted by: Marcus at November 25, 2013 03:04 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 25, 2013 03:04 PM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (wtvvX)
If your kids are pitching Obamacare to you, there is only one question you need to ask. "Are you pregnant?" or "Who did you get pregnant?"
Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (Vhwyk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (BDU/a)
Posted by: akula51 at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (Iyi/j)
Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (4eNxd)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (g1DWB)
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The procedure that dare not speak its name.
Posted by: physics geek at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (MT22W)
I do not make friends with nor am I related to traitors.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (BXo5H)
Posted by: wiserbud at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (NXg/k)
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (nTgAI)
Not sure what the counter is to this.
Posted by: Big D at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (g9HWI)
Posted by: 404Holidays at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (xKK9v)
Posted by: Asha Greyjoy at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (P1TYg)
I guess the latter will be found out as wlel.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (09o/X)
Posted by: mbruce at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (Hx3jP)
"You're smart, you're funny, and darn it, people like you!"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: The Lord Your President at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (QF8uk)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (wtvvX)
I've already warned my folks, if the lone Liberal in the family starts anything, there will be no civility, no politeness. I am going for the throat as hard, as fast, and as nastily as I can.
This person never called us racist, but has associated with the Left, who has done nothing BUT call anyone who disagrees racist.
Civility has left the building. I am equal parts dreading and salivating over this possible altercation.
Posted by: acethepug at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (WkaMW)
Posted by: toby928© at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (QupBk)
Where, I don't see?
Here, diagonally.
Pretty sneaky, sis.
Posted by: wooga at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (dAFAg)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (Vv4Go)
Posted by: redenzo at November 25, 2013 03:07 PM (bMeMt)
I think that recipe is called "PinkoTurDuckHen"
Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 03:07 PM (/29Nl)
My sister sat there nodding like one of those bobble-heads who stand behind Barry at his speeches.
This is why I never start any political discussions at family gatherings.
When they all start up, I usually just go off and play with my nieces and nephews instead.
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 03:07 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 25, 2013 03:07 PM (kaGpp)
Posted by: Liberal Hipster Douche at November 25, 2013 03:08 PM (MMC8r)
Sorry if any of you have to put up with any OFA horseshit while enjoying Turkey Day. I assure you we won't be having any side orders of that total and utter, completely unmitigated bullshit.
Posted by: akula51 at November 25, 2013 03:08 PM (Iyi/j)
Posted by: @ParisParamus at November 25, 2013 03:08 PM (gYzAr)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 25, 2013 03:08 PM (P1TYg)
My family knows I will DESTROY all semblance of peace if any politics that praises Obama is uttered. Doesn't matter how many forks they stick in my nose.
Posted by: Ugg Boots at November 25, 2013 03:08 PM (UL/Aj)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 25, 2013 03:08 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 25, 2013 03:08 PM (kxSZr)
Doesn't really resound, does it?
Posted by: West at November 25, 2013 03:08 PM (1Rgee)
"Chances are, folks at the dinner table probably look to you, mostly as a voice of reason on the subject."
That sentence really encapsulates the appeal of the modern progressive party... in a nutshell, telling stupid people they are smart and the "voice of reason" makes them feel important. Why would they then argue with those who affirm to them how great they are?
Posted by: hindmost at November 25, 2013 03:08 PM (t6Jvs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2013 03:09 PM (nq+/u)
Posted by: Jimbo at November 25, 2013 03:09 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: ejo at November 25, 2013 03:09 PM (GXvSO)
The problem is my pot-head 16 year old, because of the propaganda in the public schools. He will outgrow it in a few years.
Peace in our time.
My older sister and her husband, are , however , another matter.
Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 25, 2013 03:09 PM (v6hyJ)
And if I'm asked I'll tell them this: stay away from that website until the problems are well resolved. Many things might happen, but the least likely is that you'll obtain quality, affordable health care.
These people are really creepy, but do we need to emulate them more that we do? Sans the total creepiness of course.
Posted by: Jocon307 at November 25, 2013 03:09 PM (7+F2i)
Posted by: joncelli at November 25, 2013 02:57 PM (RD7QR)
Bonk! Bonk! On the head!!
Posted by: USNA1985 at November 25, 2013 03:09 PM (pmDdf)
Posted by: Marcus at November 25, 2013 03:04 PM (GGCsk)
I'm certain there will be a felching-related wing at most major medical centers in the near future, either legislated explicitly or at the direction of a judge for equal protection reasons,which seem toapply to anyone other than WASPs.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 25, 2013 03:09 PM (sQ0LB)
Well, it actually was. That is before Obama lied that everyone could keep their plan and he forced my insurance company to cancel it.
Honestly Ace, you should develop a counter-letter with responses to each point.
Maybe even do a "Top Ten Reasons Obamacare is Bad" post and sticky it through Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Marcus at November 25, 2013 03:09 PM (GGCsk)
It's all about the message with the Skittle shitting Lightworker...
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at November 25, 2013 03:09 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: Erin Hannigan, Paid Retard at November 25, 2013 03:10 PM (yobtO)
Here, diagonally.
Pretty sneaky, sis.
Posted by: wooga at November 25, 2013 03:06 PM (dAFAg)
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. Fe++Fe++ Fe++. Fe++
Ferris Wheel.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2013 03:10 PM (nELVU)
We always sent the Hitler Youth home with talking points.
Well done!
Posted by: Zombie Joseph Goebbels at November 25, 2013 03:10 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2013 03:10 PM (t3UFN)
"Chances are, folks at the dinner table probably look to you, mostly as a voice of reason on the subject."
BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN!!!!! BUUUUUUSHHHHH!!!! THEOCRACY!!!!!!!!
BUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2013 03:10 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2013 03:10 PM (nELVU)
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Dammit pixie!!!!! You messed up the only chemistry joke I know!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2013 03:11 PM (nELVU)
The rest of them are even more idiotic and unaware of reality than she is, and that is a scary thought.
We are doomed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2013 03:11 PM (oJ5Fd)
Posted by: polynikes at November 25, 2013 03:11 PM (m2CN7)
Keep it in the family. It might as well be you.
Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 03:11 PM (/29Nl)
I'm kind of sorry my sister is avoiding family get-togethers this year. This promises to be every bit as fun as her defending Obama getting the Nobel.
After all, if you can't tell *family* that they're full of it, who can you tell?
Posted by: Luke at November 25, 2013 03:11 PM (2MUaT)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 25, 2013 03:11 PM (RZ8pf)
I'm taking my sixty-something libtard parents to the shooting range on Black Friday to walk them through their new home protection purchase.
Posted by: Jaws at November 25, 2013 03:11 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Zombie Joseph Goebbels at November 25, 2013 03:12 PM (0FSuD)
The shocking part would be that dumbass liberals would think the this is a good idea and take it seriously.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 25, 2013 03:12 PM (iGPSR)
Mommy? Why is the turkey half-stuffed this year?
Obamacare, honey. Obamacare.
We'll have to put out less cookies for Santa this year, too, hon.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 03:12 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: polynikes at November 25, 2013 03:12 PM (m2CN7)
Chances are, folks at the dinner table look to you with either dread or condescension, because they know you're a bloviating windbag who hasn't had an original thought since preschool and either they don't want to be bothered by your latest inarticulate brain fart or they want to hear what fresh stupidity your government masters have tattooed on your tongue so as to better mock you and your pitifully small penis and/or breasts.
Remember this Thanksgiving: there's a reason no one hugged you enough as a child, and yes, your mother really does hate you.
The more you know.
*NBC jingle*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:12 PM (4df7R)
The Purge 2013.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2013 03:13 PM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 25, 2013 03:13 PM (6h2wp)
I heart u.
Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 03:13 PM (/29Nl)
Well, what do you know. Team O set up a site with notes to prep the
little darlings for the last Thanksgiving they'll ever be invited to:
www.barackobama.com/health-care-holidays
PLAN YOUR TALK
Take a moment to plan when, where, and how you’ll talk to your family about health insurance.
PICK A TIME
Start
early: Don’t wait until the last minute—be sure to start the
conversation early! Integrate the talk into family time: Take advantage
of downtime after meals or between holiday activities to start your
talk.
THINK ABOUT HOW YOU’LL BRING IT UP
Make it personal: Be honest about your feelings and why this is important to you.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2013 03:13 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Penfold at November 25, 2013 03:13 PM (Fbt5B)
MELVIN, not Marvin. Get your Trek trivia down, mon.
Posted by: @ParisParamus at November 25, 2013 03:08 PM (gYzAr)
GAH! I bow to your superior Trekkiness.
Posted by: joncelli at November 25, 2013 03:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 25, 2013 03:13 PM (sQ0LB)
That's what "civil" means to them. Every frickin' day.
And a lot of you, me often included, ignore them instead of slamming them because you don't want to make it worse for everyone else.
It's a strategy that sacrifices the long term for the short term and I admit to using it, sadly, because it's also part of their strategy to break up social relations over ideology and make everything suck to they can ride to the rescue and purge the Kulaks.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2013 03:14 PM (qyfb5)
Or...
Ask everyone what they would like on their individual plate. Get as specific as possible. Really let them believe that you are going to cater to their needs.
Then serve them only what they didn't ask for.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2013 03:14 PM (P1TYg)
There's a libertarian WAVE coming in a few years, I assure everyone (and the left, blinded by its own bullshit, has no clue it's coming). I know our college sophomore seems already to be maturing to the right of where we are, and that's not all that easy to do.
Posted by: akula51 at November 25, 2013 03:14 PM (Iyi/j)
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at November 25, 2013 03:14 PM (6T8Ay)
The other 40% either don't give a fig or will be circled jerking each other.
Posted by: Marcus at November 25, 2013 03:14 PM (GGCsk)
And a free prostate exam!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2013 03:14 PM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 25, 2013 03:11 PM (RZ8pf)
"Here, honey! You can color in this anatomically correct picture of a vulva, pair of labia, and vagina! In fact here, you can have multiple copies to color in so you can do one for each race. We don't want racists coloring female genitalia at OUR turkey day feast! YAY feminism!"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:14 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at November 25, 2013 03:15 PM (gRbpW)
Yeah...that won't happen at my Seder.
"Get the fuck out of my house, or we can just settle this outside."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2013 03:15 PM (oJ5Fd)
Mention Obama and my family say's in unison
Fuck that motherfucker!
It times like this that I love my family more than ever and know I have raised my children right.
Posted by: Orlandocon ette at November 25, 2013 03:15 PM (SldZ2)
Posted by: polynikes at November 25, 2013 03:15 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: toby928© blurts at November 25, 2013 03:15 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 25, 2013 03:15 PM (xm1A1)
Take a moment to plan when, where, and how you’ll talk to your family about health insurance.
PICK A TIME
Start
early: Don’t wait until the last minute—be sure to start the
conversation early! Integrate the talk into family time: Take advantage
of downtime after meals or between holiday activities to start your
talk.
THINK ABOUT HOW YOU’LL BRING IT UP
Make it personal: Be honest about your feelings and why this is important to you.
WEAR BODY ARMOR.
Level IIIA or IV.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2013 03:16 PM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 25, 2013 03:07 PM (kaGpp)
I think it's AFTER the hymns of praise, but BEFORE the seig heil! salutes to his official portrait.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:16 PM (4df7R)
She is right in one of her sentences, the one that says sometimes it's just easier to let those rants go but just in case, it's good to have the facts.
In this case Erin, you genius, you're right. Not only will I not let the socialist/communist/democrat rants go unanswered, I will smile and say it's all on you. You voted for it, now suffer it, just like the rest of us.
Fucking imbecile.
Posted by: tony at November 25, 2013 03:16 PM (2DrAG)
Posted by: YourLiberalBetters at November 25, 2013 03:16 PM (7ObY1)
And I suspect it has a lot to do about politics.....
And Choom Boy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 25, 2013 03:16 PM (NDA7a)
And a free prostate exam!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2013 03:14 PM (cB3Ay)
----
And Grandpas gender reassignment therapy is COVERED!!!! Wheeewwwww!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2013 03:16 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 03:16 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Kate Moss at November 25, 2013 03:16 PM (yobtO)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at November 25, 2013 03:16 PM (mPKiR)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (TOk1P)
Not sure what the counter is to this.
Posted by: Big D at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (g9HWI)
Telling Little Johnny to pay for his own damn video games and Red Bull. And actually do it. If they love Obama so damn much that they are willing to ruin a family holiday, then tell them to let Obama take care of them. In every and all ways. No more parental unit money.
The leftist in my family died last year-of alcoholism and pain and loneliness. She cut herself off from everyone else. I am sad, but frankly, that is what she wanted. Hell of a life. And a great object lesson for my kids-just look at Aunt....., do you want to end up like her?
Sadly, my husband's leftist sister is still around. She is not welcome at my table. Not if he wants to get laid.
Posted by: moki at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (EvHC8)
A knowing chuckle, and "wait 'till next year."
Yeah, wait until next year. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (v6hyJ)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: Appleworth at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (CkjRf)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (hLRSq)
conversation early!
I'd like to enthusiastically endorse this tactic: Start that shit early, so we can throw you out early and there will be more pie for the rest of us.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (ZKzrr)
"sure Dad isn't it great we are finally sharing our pie"
"Look Dad, I know thanksgiving is about sharing our prosperity with other family members and friends , and Obamacare is the perfect example of Sharing to all those that can't afford free BC and abortions without having to sell their Flat screen"
"ok Son, how about just passing the pie"
"fk, you Dad, You really don't care about poor people!"
Posted by: willow at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (nqBYe)
Make it personal: Be honest about your feelings and why this is important to you.
---
WAIT TILL THE MOGEN DAVID BOTTLE IS EMPTY.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (nELVU)
Sure. First pay for this food, the house, all the bills, and above all this new insurance bill that is three times the amount it used to be .
Posted by: eman at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (n6NK7)
You don't come to my house and tell me how wonderful TFG is. You'll be shown the door.
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (L8r/r)
That site is creepy as eff:
CONVERSATION TIPS
Start by asking: “Have you thought about signing up for health insurance on the new marketplace?â€
Offer to walk them through it: “Would you like to take some time with me to sign up right now?â€
Ask them to make a plan, and commit to it: “When do you plan on signing up?â€
Don’t forget to follow up: “Have you signed up yet?â€
"A-I-D-A....."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: teh Wind at November 25, 2013 03:18 PM (B3WUC)
Posted by: prescient11 at November 25, 2013 03:18 PM (tVTLU)
I've got one of those little liberal Bush Hating, Obama Loving nephews. His mom sent him off to NYU to get a degree in drama --and now at 45 or so he can't find a job that's "suitable" for him and so sponges off his mother or his occasional girlfriend. Oh he had some jobs--as a bellhop in a San Francisco hotel and as an assistant manager at a Kinkos--but none of those were "right for him". In some ways it's not his fault--he grew up in San Francisco and was always worried that someone would nuke a gay whale.
Anyway the useless little twerp came over to a Thanksgiving dinner one time a few years back and laid a load of his Obama lovin' on another guest--an older woman who's grown up in Eastern Europe. I don't mind if he simply irritates his relatives--but insulting a non family guest is over the line. So I've not let the little twerp back in my house for four or five years now. Don't think that will change--ever.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 25, 2013 03:18 PM (dtuXM)
The reasonable ones can feel free to visit me. As for the rest, I will not freely associate with those who think it's their right to vote in criminals to loot other people's bank accounts.
Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 03:18 PM (/29Nl)
Posted by: willow at November 25, 2013 03:18 PM (nqBYe)
Word. Wouldn't want to lose any when it gets used as a weapon in retaliation.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 25, 2013 03:18 PM (naUcP)
Posted by: Newsweak at November 25, 2013 03:18 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: Michael at November 25, 2013 03:18 PM (smKbx)
It has not been a problem, except for my brother in law's hippie wife, but her dad is a conservative democrat, yes he is 85, so the two of us usually shut her trap up.
We won't discuss any politics, just friends and family. Shit that's enough for a few hours.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2013 03:19 PM (0FSuD)
''You know Aunt Fester, I believe it is better for you to sit quietly and be thought a fool than open your mouth and be proved one.''
Then smile and use your middle finger to scratch an eyebrow.
Posted by: Ugg Boots at November 25, 2013 03:19 PM (UL/Aj)
This year, we've decided to take out a full copy of the PPACA and determine which caliber will penetrate the entire stack.
My guess is we may need a TOW or JAVELIN.
Posted by: Marcus at November 25, 2013 03:19 PM (GGCsk)
I don't talk to my family at these dinners. I sit there soused watching football. Works out better that way
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2013 03:10 PM (t3UFN)
=================I like the cut of your jib.
Posted by: physics geek at November 25, 2013 03:19 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (kdS6q)
Are you going to sign on the line that is dotted?
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2013 03:19 PM (GQ8sn)
What is wrong with you people today?
Oh. And, MaryAnn. Hands down. (figuratively AND literally)
Posted by: shredded chi at November 25, 2013 03:20 PM (gF7gm)
'Cuz it would be just swell to not have to fret about things like that.
Said no one with a brain ever.
Posted by: Marmo at November 25, 2013 03:20 PM (QW+AD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 03:20 PM (IXrOn)
I'm glad I inherited that part of the family DNA.
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 03:20 PM (7ObY1)
Methinks not.
Posted by: Marcus at November 25, 2013 03:20 PM (GGCsk)
Ah...ParisParamus...the rectum of the internet since 1993.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2013 03:21 PM (oJ5Fd)
Chances are, most of the folks at the dinner table look at you and silently wonder when you're going to take a bath, why you used your allowance on all those horrible tattoos, whether you'll ever shave off that stupid maggot-infested goatee, and when you're going to get your ass out on the street to look for a job.
And then the conversation will move to her brother.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 25, 2013 03:21 PM (0HooB)
This will help you decide how early to bring this topic up, and how far to stand from the cranberry jelly.
Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 25, 2013 03:21 PM (QF8uk)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2013 03:21 PM (0FSuD)
purposes, get the message and further put strains on and destroy the
family. The liberal agenda only works without a strong famliy and this
helps enforce the belief in the believer plus advances the goal of
weakening the family by seeding disharmony. Even if Aunt Sue doesn't
agree with the liberal cause she may sympathize with being tough on
little Johnny because he is just a little misguided.
Not sure what the counter is to this.
Posted by: Big D"
This. I've often felt like the donkey party appeals to people without a daddy, without a husband, or without a God. They seem to think their ideology can fill those holes in their life. I don't think it's going to stop until Uncle Sugar runs out of cash.
Posted by: Peej at November 25, 2013 03:21 PM (xYVem)
Oh please, please, please put that on YouTube.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 25, 2013 03:21 PM (ZKzrr)
LOL, moki.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 25, 2013 03:21 PM (SUKHu)
BCBS? Is that a public agency? Maybe she won't be so happy to learn that her benefits will be considered income and she will be taxed on it. Tell her it is for TEH CHILDREN.
Posted by: Penfold at November 25, 2013 03:21 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2013 03:21 PM (GQ8sn)
Alcohol and firearms, a Festive Southern Tradition.
Posted by: toby928© blurts at November 25, 2013 03:22 PM (QupBk)
When you think they cannot top themselves, you get this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at November 25, 2013 03:22 PM (659DL)
Misconception: Insurance will be too expensive for me.
Tell them: There are a variety of plans available in the new health insurance marketplace, so you can pick one that fits your budget. There’s also financial assistance available based on how much you make. In fact, almost 6 in 10 uninsured Americans may be able to get coverage for $100 a month or less.
While you're spinning, try and convince them your college "roommate" is only a roommate....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2013 03:22 PM (kdS6q)
Nothing like getting a lecture on economics and fairness from someone eating turkey you provided.
And whose diaper you changed when they were little.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 25, 2013 03:23 PM (0HooB)
I haven't seen anything, but in an interesting bit of timing...wait a sec...
:puts on tinfoil hat:
...some new Adam Lanza info has just been released...
:takes tinfoil hat off and carefully folds it:
Posted by: Country Singer at November 25, 2013 03:23 PM (L8r/r)
My liberal brother's son is really getting into the outdoors, guns and hunting. My bro very reluctantly got him an air gun. After dinner I think I'll go plinking with the li'l guy.
He should be old enough for a shotgun soon. (I got my first shotgun at 12 years old, he's 10.)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 03:23 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: spongeworthy at November 25, 2013 03:23 PM (r5w1L)
Chances are, folks at the dinner table probably look to you, mostly as a voice of reason on the subject.
_________________________________________________
OMG. What color is the sun in their world? This is nuclear powered delusion right here.
/folks at the dinner table probably looking at you, wondering why the hell you're still not at the children's table, since you're spouting off platitudes and sound like a know it all spoiled brat.
Posted by: shibumi at November 25, 2013 03:23 PM (25HWz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:23 PM (GSSdy)
Posted by: elaine at November 25, 2013 03:23 PM (GNZ0/)
Posted by: Newsweak at November 25, 2013 03:23 PM (Y92Nd)
her benefits will be considered income and she will be taxed on it.
Tell her it is for TEH CHILDREN.
Blue Cross Blue Shield.
I know she knows how health insurance works. She's not been having the best of luck with employment in recent years, and I feel sorry for her about that. She and my wife don't have the greatest of sisterly relationships either, and so I don't even know if she has a job right now either.
I don't want to hear anything about how great the dems and o-care is this week or I will have to choke a bitch.
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2013 03:23 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 03:24 PM (XUKZU)
Mmmm, yeah. I like the way her bad hip makes her ass wiggle when she uses her walker.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 25, 2013 03:24 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Peej at November 25, 2013 03:21 PM (xYVem)
Well considering the last two Democrat Presidents were raised by single wacko moms who eventually gave their little boys step daddys, I would say there is a psychological component.
Posted by: polynikes at November 25, 2013 03:24 PM (m2CN7)
Puh-LEEZE.
Posted by: Brown Bear Mike at November 25, 2013 03:24 PM (dYf+Z)
SPOT THE WEASEL WORDS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at November 25, 2013 03:24 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Mr. Poo Poo at November 25, 2013 03:24 PM (i9vov)
Because nothing says "relaxing, friendly family get-together" like planned communist propaganda.
PICK A TIME
Start early: Don’t wait until the last minute—be sure to start the conversation early!
That will give the rest of your family plenty of time to plan where to hide your body when they "accidentally" bludgeon you with a can of cranberry sauce mid-meal!
Integrate the talk into family time: Take advantage of downtime after meals or between holiday activities to start your talk.
Because your family hates you anyway, so why not make them hate you that little bit more?
THINK ABOUT HOW YOU’LL BRING IT UPMake it personal: Be honest about your feelings and why this is important to you.
And when your family is honest with you about how much of a fucktwaddle you are for believing Obammy's bullshit, remember: it's okay to cry.
(But cry in private, or else Cousin Emily will give you another atomic wedgie like she did last year when you were yammering on and on about "green shoots." And this year'll be worst: she's SIX.)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:24 PM (4df7R)
She and Tina Louise were both on Bonanza in the last few weeks - different episodes. (ME tv)
Posted by: shredded chi at November 25, 2013 03:24 PM (gF7gm)
Marcia or Jan - Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Jennifer Marlowe or Bailey Quarters - Bailey!
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 03:25 PM (7ObY1)
Julius Caesar agrees with you - talk politics with a bunch of friends over lunch and Bam! Right in the toga.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at November 25, 2013 03:25 PM (hLRSq)
***
But whatever you do, don't say "redistribution of wealth".
Posted by: B at November 25, 2013 03:25 PM (VC56G)
GET IN THEIR FACES FOLKS!
Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at November 25, 2013 03:05 PM (4eNxd)
Did I hear feces? Yes I did.
Posted by: Martin Bashir at November 25, 2013 03:25 PM (AWmfW)
A reason to get out the 30mm
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2013 03:25 PM (R4WsQ)
"You godddam fucking Idiots have fucked us all now! You deserve an ass beating for being so stupid. "
"NOW GET THE FUCK OUT AND NEVER COME BACK!"
Or words to that effect.
Posted by: D-Lamp at November 25, 2013 03:26 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 25, 2013 03:26 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Wait, isn't that the President's birthday?
(blasphemy!!)
Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 25, 2013 03:26 PM (v6hyJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2013 03:10 PM (t3UFN)
Do you come to the table? Or, do you have the game on and in view?
Posted by: François Villon at November 25, 2013 03:26 PM (kkbgQ)
I've got one of those little liberal Bush Hating, Obama Loving nephews. His mom sent him off to NYU to get a degree in drama
Having EoJ over for Thanksgiving would be fun.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2013 03:26 PM (P1TYg)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2013 03:26 PM (nELVU)
Alcohol and firearms, a Festive Southern Tradition.
Also known as, Saturdays.....
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2013 03:26 PM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: physics geek at November 25, 2013 03:26 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2013 03:27 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at November 25, 2013 03:27 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: Steve In Tulsa at November 25, 2013 03:27 PM (4+Fw1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:27 PM (GSSdy)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2013 03:28 PM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2013 03:28 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 25, 2013 03:17 PM (RZ8pf)
The butler in the pantry with a wrench.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2013 03:28 PM (0FSuD)
Willow, you can't judge a woman's choice until you have walked in her shoes. When my sister was just 27, she found herself faced with an unplanned pregnancy. Although she and her husband seriously considered keeping the twins, his bonus was slightly less than anticipated. Their highly decision to terminate at 22 weeks was highly personal. A long scheduled and well-deserved vacation had to be delayed for nearly three days because of the procedure. Had their insurance not covered it, they might have had to reschedule their flight for a week.
Posted by: Appleworth at November 25, 2013 03:28 PM (Eflez)
members that say ANYTHING bad about ObamaCare, so we can forward those
names to the right department.
Does AtttacckkWaaattchhh!!! have a webcam function? I'd be happy to pipe in our family gathering--we'll be 14 TFG h8rs and 1 bleeding-heart Lib who hopefully knows enough to keep her trap shut.
Posted by: jakeman at November 25, 2013 03:28 PM (zHXv8)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 25, 2013 03:28 PM (yobtO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 25, 2013 03:29 PM (0HooB)
Oh, dear, methinks that "ranting Uncle" is me!
But seriously, folks, doesn't this just capture the nature of post-1960s liberalism perfectly? Young 20-something "activists" assuming that their older relatives are stupid and don't have "facts," even though
(a) the "uncles" likelyhave jobs thatdon't involve politics;
(b) they'velikely been married and had children and had responsibilities for taking their kids to the emergency room,or helping their sick or dying parents and all the other life experiences that 20-somethings haven't had;
(c) they've undoubtedly had much more experience buying insurance products than the 20-something;
(d) as older people, they've likely had much more experience as consumers of healthcare (can you say colonoscopy?) than the 20-something;
etc.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at November 25, 2013 03:29 PM (qHCyt)
No update-- and I live only a mile or so from the main campus. Wouldn't surprise me if the perp is a terrorist from Preparation H-- you know, That Other School in Massachusetts that gave TFG his law degree.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 25, 2013 03:29 PM (53cD3)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at November 25, 2013 03:16 PM (mPKiR)
I could lend you some?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2013 03:29 PM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:29 PM (GSSdy)
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2013 03:29 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Appleworth at November 25, 2013 03:28 PM (Eflez)
Me think-est that Apple is a sock trying to be a troll, but doing a bad job at it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2013 03:30 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Marcus at November 25, 2013 03:30 PM (GGCsk)
That will give the rest of your family plenty of time to plan where to hide your body when they "accidentally" bludgeon you with a can of cranberry sauce mid-meal!
Dear Miss Manners:
Would it be considered impolite to bring a 50# bag of lime to our Thanksgiving get-together this year? You see it does an admirable job of masking the odor of decomposing liberal relative.
Signed, Thoughtful
Posted by: Ugg Boots at November 25, 2013 03:30 PM (UL/Aj)
Posted by: toby928© blurts at November 25, 2013 03:30 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 25, 2013 03:30 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: OFA at November 25, 2013 03:31 PM (AWmfW)
Choom Boy's modern version almost has it all, with the exception that the original KdF was aimed at workers. We don't have the $300 "KdF-Wagen" you can buy cheap through a savings-plan yet, but I'm sure GM is working on it....
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 25, 2013 03:31 PM (kaGpp)
Posted by: tofer732 at November 25, 2013 03:31 PM (6DkSW)
Bravo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2013 03:31 PM (8ZskC)
Remember, Obamacare isn't just hospice and morphine. It's hospice and all the morphine you want. Unlimited morphine.
Sure, severe limits on food and water. But no limits on morphine. Because Obamacare means Obama cares!
You're welcome.
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 25, 2013 03:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Fritz at November 25, 2013 03:31 PM (UzPAd)
Neither of them ever got any action.
Ever notice how Joe and Frank would take off to hang with their close chums Biff and Chet with the slightest excuse?
Those poor girls couldn't even have a birthday party or a hayride without Joe getting kidnapped and all the boys running off.
Suuuuure, Joe was always getting kidnapped.
That's why poor Callie and Iola called them The Hardly Boys behind their backs.
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 03:32 PM (7ObY1)
And who blew out the margins? This thing is hard enough to read on a mobile as it is.
Posted by: shredded chi at November 25, 2013 03:32 PM (gF7gm)
Posted by: Appleworth at November 25, 2013 03:28 PM (Eflez)
Sarcasm? I can't tell anymore.
Posted by: D-Lamp at November 25, 2013 03:32 PM (bb5+k)
*
*
My second wife looked just like Bailey. Too bad she turned out to be a sociopath -- or, as I say when I'm feeling extremely charitable, a toxic narcissist.
Is it possible to be both?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2013 03:32 PM (BDU/a)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 03:32 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 25, 2013 03:32 PM (BvTwT)
Posted by: It's educational! at November 25, 2013 03:33 PM (WaD0/)
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 25, 2013 03:29 PM (53cD3)
Speaking of that, who won the northeast coast tailgate championship? H or Y?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2013 03:33 PM (0FSuD)
The vid on www.barackobama.com/health-care-holidays is also instructive. The enlightened clear Obama supporter is a willowy lad with that goofy sweater and untucked shirt look -- and a man purse.
Come to think of it, that's probably pretty spot on.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2013 03:33 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: jakeman at November 25, 2013 03:33 PM (zHXv8)
1. Ask them to only knock you unconscious and not outright murder you for trying to bring up the Affordable Care Act at the dinner table.
2. Have a 20 second escape plan if things go pear-shaped.
3. Any injuries should be covered, so there's no need for bickering about who killed who.
Posted by: Chris Hayes at November 25, 2013 03:33 PM (GQ8sn)
They are hoping to get people to believe the affordability myth. They know at this point that most still have employer based coverage and won't need to sign up.
I'd love to see the scenario where the rabid leftist offers to help sign someone up who isn't eligible for a subsidy, and gets one of those disgusting premiums/deductibles.
"WTF is this price? Affordable my ass!"
Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 03:34 PM (/29Nl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2013 03:34 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2013 03:30 PM (0FSuD)
Really? I thought it was sarcasm, but like I say, I can't tell anymore.
Too much stupid shit getting said in all sincerity nowadays.
Posted by: D-Lamp at November 25, 2013 03:34 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: John Kerry at November 25, 2013 03:34 PM (BDU/a)
Common refrain about KdF in the 1930s Germany.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:34 PM (GSSdy)
Posted by: G.Orwell at November 25, 2013 03:34 PM (AWmfW)
In fact, almost 6 in 10 uninsured Americans may be able to get coverage for $100 a month or less.
Translation: 50% of 6 in 10 uninsured Americansare 43% certain to be able to get coverage for $100 a month or less 62% of the time.
Posted by: Marmo at November 25, 2013 03:34 PM (QW+AD)
Johnny Fever shoulda been bangin' the hell out of that shit in the DJ booth on a nightly basis.
I mean, she practically threw herself at him, and the old hophead never did get any of that.
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 03:34 PM (7ObY1)
Woo-hoo!
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 03:35 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 25, 2013 03:35 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 25, 2013 03:35 PM (AiYlm)
-------------------------------------------------------
Same here. My family (what's left of it) have basically the same worldview as I have. We ole skoo.
Posted by: Soona at November 25, 2013 03:35 PM (66ULQ)
Bailey had that naughty librarian thang goin' on, and the tightest jeans ever worn by anyone, ever.
*
*
Good-lookin' feet, too.
Posted by: Heel & Arch Fanciers, Inc. at November 25, 2013 03:36 PM (BDU/a)
This year, we've decided to take out a full copy of the PPACA and determine which caliber will penetrate the entire stack.
My guess is we may need a TOW or JAVELIN.
Posted by: Marcus at November 25, 2013 03:19 PM (GGCsk)
awesome
haha
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 03:36 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 25, 2013 03:36 PM (53cD3)
Hmm. Wide ranging commentary.
That aside (a pun!), The Left's greatest triumph has been causing *every* issue to be a political issue. What used to be social mores are now issues to be addressed by lawyers, the courts, and politicians. It is secularism run amok.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 25, 2013 03:36 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 03:36 PM (/29Nl)
A friend of mine has a "boyfriend" like that. He was an art dealer, but his side gig as a pot dealer interfered with him keeping his serious job. Of course, he was a bad dealer and got high on his own supply. But the only job that he felt was worthy of him was Famous Layabout Wastoid Painter. My friend supported this.
Btw Remember how Pee Lousy said young people could pursue their dreams while they stayed on their parents plans until they were 26, like this isn't the case with Obama's base already?
Long story short, the boyfriend asked my friend to help him move into his new apt on Christmas Day. Then right after the van was unloaded, he dumped her. She still took him back, and he fucked another girl in her bed while she was at work. She came home early. And she still got back together with him! They're in their 30s living with her mother while she rents out her apt on AirB&B.
But I knew he was no good when I was staying with her as a houseguest for a couple days. (I was living in Canada and had to come to NYC to line up an apt.) She had him stay with her and make out all gross and obnoxiously. I went to church on Easter and told her I'd be back late, because I was going to volunteer at the soup kitchen afterward and see a movie / have drinks with a friend. He went into a tirade about religion and how much he hates Jesus in particular and Christians are phonies. I knew then that this guy did not like holidays. Loves Obama, though. They have that in common.
Posted by: Newsweak at November 25, 2013 03:36 PM (Y92Nd)
Weasel Zippers:
Hey Israel I wonder who he is talking about?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2013 03:36 PM (t3UFN)
"Ginger or Maryann - Maryann!
Marcia or Jan - Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Jennifer Marlowe or Bailey Quarters - Bailey! "
Correct on all three questions.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2013 03:36 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: irright at November 25, 2013 03:37 PM (pMGkg)
232 -
Not sarcasm. Just an ass. One that comes around occasionally and drops turds in the punchbowl. No particular rhyme or reason, just likes being an ass, I believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2013 03:37 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 25, 2013 03:37 PM (B/VB5)
I'm reminded of the King of the Hill episode where Cotton, Dale and their gun club friends were using Shakespeare's collected works for target practice,
Classic ep.
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 03:37 PM (7ObY1)
27 the most magical sentence in the email is the second sentence.
Bullshit R Us must have been having a 2-for-1 sale on unnecessary commas.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 25, 2013 03:03 PM (ZKzrr)
It's commalicious? Meggers McCain, without a doubt.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 25, 2013 03:37 PM (HsTG8)
Tell me again, how in the fuck does this group have tax exempt status?
Extended scrutiny. *wink* *wink*
Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at November 25, 2013 03:37 PM (U82Km)
If they start up, hold up a hand to shut them up, then hold out that same hand and say, "You want to talk about fairness, you can go ahead and pay me for that meal you're about to eat/have already eaten. It took me X-hours to prepare, plust the time it took to earn the money to buy the ingredients. Since you believe in fairness I assume you believe in a mandatory minimum wage of $10 or more. Let's go with that. So, that plate of turkey, mashed potatoes, carrots, sweet potatoes, stuffing, dinner rolls and butter, and gravy comes to... oh... approximately $200 all told. You can pay me now, cash only.
"Oh, you don't have $200? Then you can go hungry.
"Oh, and you might want to think about selling that Prius if you want some pie. Pumpkins don't ripen overnight you know."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:38 PM (4df7R)
DAD: You mean Obamacare.
SON: No, Dad. I mean the Affordable Healthcare Act.
DAD: I see. Well, have you bought your Obamacare Insurance yet?
SON: .....Uhhh, no. I'm not 26. You can carry me on your insurance till I'm 26.
DAD: Yeah, but Obamacare-
SON: It's the Affordable Care Act, Dad.
DAD: Yeah, but Obamacare made everything so affordable now, you can get your own insurance.
SON: But....but I can't afford that right now...and...
DAD: Wait. What? Medical insurance isn't affordable for you under the Affordable Healthcare Act?
Why...why it's almost as if this Obama fellow lied about everything.
SON: He didn't lie, Daaaaaaad. It's just....He just....
DAD: So, you will be able to buy your own health insurance? Great! Let's eat. Pass the turkey, please.
SON: ........
DAD: You want stuffing?
SON: Screw you, Dad. You just hate obama cuz he's black.
*stomps off*
I hate this racist family!!!!
Posted by: The Bourbon in Boehner's Belly at November 25, 2013 03:38 PM (0cMkb)
----
Whole lottta Cliff Claven goin on today.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2013 03:38 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 25, 2013 03:38 PM (iGPSR)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 25, 2013 03:28 PM (yobtO)
Didn't poor Iola get blown up in one of the later Hardy Boys books? Joe couldn't be a proper lothario when he had a steady girl back home weighing him down.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:39 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 25, 2013 03:39 PM (AiYlm)
They might get automatically enrolled in Medicaid, and when they die, the state will confiscate that money from their estate.
Posted by: Newsweak at November 25, 2013 03:39 PM (Y92Nd)
On the upside, their Messiah is tanking in the polls, most importantly on trustworthiness. Lack of trust is hard to recoup, if at all. I know Teh Won doesn't care (because he will always be slavishly loved by enough to feed his ego, hence their exclusive membership to the BubbleWorld in which he lives) but other 'rats and the MFM do care--and they are getting mighty pissed off it seems.
Posted by: eureka! at November 25, 2013 03:39 PM (ng7do)
The irony of this line.
Set aside the feeding ego bit.
But, they are being told what to say - yet are being told they don't need to be told what to say, because they're brilliant and all that.
Wow.
This will fly right over their heads.
I'm smart. Wait, what should I say?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 03:39 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:40 PM (GSSdy)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 25, 2013 03:40 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 25, 2013 03:40 PM (RZ8pf)
Johnny Fever shoulda been bangin' the hell out of that shit in the DJ booth on a nightly basis.
I mean, she practically threw herself at him, and the old hophead never did get any of that.
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 03:34 PM
I seem to recall at least one episode when Bailey and Dr Fever appeared to be gettin' close to sealing the deal.
Only time I ever disliked ol' Johnny. I was jealous as hell.
I would have watched WKRP just just to feast my peepers on her, even if it hadn't been a wonderful show.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 25, 2013 03:40 PM (kaGpp)
Seriously, does anyone who isn't part of OFA WANT to have a talk about Obamacare during Thanksgiving Dinner?!! I'm having dinner with liberals. I plan to stay as far away from politics as possible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 03:40 PM (23Kgq)
Posted by: booter at November 25, 2013 03:41 PM (XZCy1)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 25, 2013 03:41 PM (mTD9t)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at November 25, 2013 03:41 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2013 03:41 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 25, 2013 03:41 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2013 03:42 PM (GQ8sn)
Because we can think for our damn selves
Posted by: Stark at November 25, 2013 03:42 PM (BaZem)
Chevy Volt?
Posted by: Anachronda at November 25, 2013 03:42 PM (U82Km)
So that's how it's going to go down at your house? ;^) ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 03:42 PM (23Kgq)
The funny thing was, Uncle Hank's talking points were factual. Emily's talking points were OFA spin.
I'm extremely lucky in my family we are all on the same page., except for my husband's brother and sister in law. We don't talk politics with them though. They are very sweet, and they are blessed with two wonderful daughters who grew up to be extremely conservative. Haha--that's the best revenge.
Posted by: stace at November 25, 2013 03:42 PM (9PXzx)
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 25, 2013 03:42 PM (AiYlm)
Luckily, my family never spoke politics at dinner. Never.
It won't happen.
But, I'm lucky like some others, here. No one in my family likes the JEF.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 03:42 PM (IXrOn)
Useless trivia: musical notes G-E-C. (General Electric Corporation).
Posted by: Ian S. at November 25, 2013 03:37 PM (B/VB5)
Ha! That's rather interesting.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 25, 2013 03:42 PM (Y92Nd)
birth control pills, gaping in joyful anticipation of humping the hunk
beside her? I wonder what _her_ Thanksgiving will be like this year.
Snarky teenage brother: "Suck any cocks on the way home tonight?"
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2013 03:42 PM (GQ8sn)
Weasel Zippers;
Tear him a new one Bibi.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2013 03:43 PM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Warden at November 25, 2013 03:43 PM (HzhBE)
It's like they WANT to hurry Darwinism along.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:44 PM (4df7R)
Some 'tard spews the 404Care party line as urged by Offal.
My response: Yeah, in another two days the registration site was guaran-damn-teed to be up and running by the jug-eared fuck. Or is the story now for only 80% of users?
No matter, the FAIL is so strong that it won't meet either goal. Now, get in your vehicle and get out!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 25, 2013 03:44 PM (HsTG8)
OFA will probably get a lot of family fights started by their cultist members. Strange days indeed and strange birds that lot.
Posted by: eureka! at November 25, 2013 03:39 PM (ng7do)
Maoist are big on destroying family relations.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at November 25, 2013 03:44 PM (AWmfW)
????
Ya coulda fooled me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2013 03:44 PM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2013 03:44 PM (mVyen)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:44 PM (GSSdy)
Nice.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 25, 2013 03:45 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: booter at November 25, 2013 03:41 PM (XZCy1)
Well, if when you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with everyone they've ever slept with...wouldn't you be getting both regardless?
Posted by: Country Singer at November 25, 2013 03:45 PM (L8r/r)
Woo-hoo!
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 03:35 PM (ZPrif)
Interesting. NY State was one of the last states to have photo Driver's Licenses because the ACLU was sure that would lead to a national data base of faces.
Silly lawyers.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2013 03:46 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at November 25, 2013 03:46 PM (uzmcT)
Well, there's some slight possibility that Hillary doesn't actually have a penis, so...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 25, 2013 03:46 PM (v9cuy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:46 PM (GSSdy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:40 PM (GSSdy)
Once upon a time I wouldn't; I've always been a sweet girl, the very model of restraint and politeness.
Not anymore. If some asshat pulled that with me at this point, I'd smack him/her and storm out (if it was someone else's house), or tell them to get the fuck out (if it was MY house).
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:46 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 03:46 PM (23Kgq)
Posted by: dumbartist at November 25, 2013 03:47 PM (ahBY0)
The cultists are going to self-identify. Since people will have to cut back on holiday expenditures to afford the new, affordable insurance, they'll know who to cut out of their Christmas gift lists.
Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 03:47 PM (/29Nl)
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 25, 2013 03:47 PM (xm1A1)
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And one of those uncles helped liberate Auschwitz!..., or something.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 25, 2013 03:47 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:48 PM (GSSdy)
I am sure the problem with o care is:
a) Boosh or b) evil Republicans.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2013 03:48 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:44 PM (GSSdy)
My question is, why is the ad implying that it's the WOMAN'S responsibility to supply the birth control? Why don't they have the guy flashing a handful of condoms, or showing off his vasectomy scar? WTF, Hosurance ad. #WarOnWomen much?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:48 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 25, 2013 03:48 PM (fyC6j)
Posted by: Marcus at November 25, 2013 03:48 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Senator Barak Obama at November 25, 2013 03:49 PM (PLOz8)
Posted by: eureka! at November 25, 2013 03:39 PM (ng7do)
-----------------------------------------------
Just wait until the MFM and the dems up for re-election finally realize that Baraka and his regime don't give a shit about polls.
Posted by: Soona at November 25, 2013 03:49 PM (66ULQ)
Liberal Son: I HAVE OPINIONS!
Posted by: garrett
Dad: But I paid for the onions, and its dinner time.
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2013 03:49 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Bertram
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Possible thread-winner
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 25, 2013 03:49 PM (aDwsi)
I like what Dennis Prager says about it is not worth discussing politics if it is at the cost of family not talking to each other. Obviously leftists will sacrifice anything for the cause.
Posted by: mark in sandy ut at November 25, 2013 03:49 PM (bAGpB)
Posted by: Martina Navratilova at November 25, 2013 03:50 PM (LA7Cm)
... and then paroared "Obama is a bronzed god you little Tea Party shitweasel" andlifted the turkey up out of the tray and fetched it down butt first over Luke's head, and Luke shot up out of his seat and commenced to dancin' around the room tryin' to get it off as the hot stuffing burned his face, like some kinda berserk turkey-headed space alien, and then he tripped and fell headlong into the china cabinet and smashedthe heirloom punchbowl and all the dishes, and cut an artery in his right arm.
After that Pa calmed down and quietly insisted there was no need for further discussion about politics, since he'd clearly won the argument.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 25, 2013 03:50 PM (w41GQ)
Goddammitt Mr President.!!!
Thanksgiving is at MY house this year and I do NOT want a repeat of the Great Global Warming Fiasco and Crime Scene Investigation of 2006!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2013 03:50 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2013 03:50 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:50 PM (GSSdy)
I had a friend in college whose grandfather was really really smart. Money coming out of his ears from his many patents smart. He used to pretend to be losing his memory / faculties in public so that he could have fun and act like a kid in public. People would roll their eyes at him, but he got to do almost anything he wanted as a result.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2013 03:51 PM (sByIH)
Because they see it as the woman having control. Liberalism is *always* about control.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 25, 2013 03:51 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: runningrn at November 25, 2013 03:51 PM (PLOz8)
he could have fun and act like a kid in public. People would roll
their eyes at him, but he got to do almost anything he wanted as a
result.
Ahh, the old Ronald Reagan SNL skit gambit!
Classic.
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2013 03:52 PM (GQ8sn)
So according to the hermaphrodite, we need to discuss something that is completely unavailable...
Let's discuss why the jugeared dumbass decide to plow forward with this mess.
Did he know how bad it was, and just jumped in with those big flotation devices on his pretty chocolate head?
Or is he a really stupid dumbass who never took Econ 101.
Of course, the douche is named "Chris".
If anyone dares to pull this shit, and I know they won't, there aren't any idiot liberals in my immediate family, I would be going all Bobby Conrad on them, for sure.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Ed Shults, Esq at November 25, 2013 03:52 PM (xggaJ)
DAD: You mean Obamacare.
SON: No, Dad. I mean the Affordable Healthcare Act.
DAD: I see. Well, have you bought your Obamacare Insurance yet?
SON: .....Uhhh, no. I'm not 26. You can carry me on your insurance till I'm 26.
DAD: Yeah, but we're not going to. We already took you off the policy.
SON: Wait, WHAT?
DAD: Yeah. We COULD keep you on our insurance till your 26, but we don't HAVE to. So we took you off the policy. To be honest, with this new insurance nonsense it was the only way to keep the premiums low enough so your mom and I wouldn't end up living in a cardboard box. You understand.
SON: But... I can't AFFORD my own insurance!
DAD: It's the Affordable Care Act, isn't it? That's what you keep saying. So you should be able to find something affordable. Pass the potatoes.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:52 PM (4df7R)
Now what was that you wanted to inform me about Obamacare?
Posted by: Warden at November 25, 2013 03:52 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: Senator Barak Obama
-----------------
"Barack Will Never Allow You to Go Back to Your Lives as Usual." - Michelle Obama
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 25, 2013 03:52 PM (aDwsi)
Oh, come on, we know what it is, even though they don't admit it in open.
This is their religion. You know how they HAAAAAATE!! how other religions get tax exemption? Well, now they get exemption too!
Posted by: Shoot Me at November 25, 2013 03:53 PM (qiXMt)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 25, 2013 03:53 PM (BvTwT)
Posted by: Soona at November 25, 2013 03:53 PM (66ULQ)
Me : Do you have the $200 you owe me?
Liberal relatives : NO
Me : Then shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 25, 2013 03:53 PM (xlX1p)
Why all the hate? Didn't you know Teddy had absolute moral authority because his brother was assassinated? Besides, it's much better for a woman to be trapped inside a sinking Oldsmobile than for her to be held hostage in a binder...
Posted by: runningrn at November 25, 2013 03:53 PM (PLOz8)
While I have read the comments I must admit it would take big balls for someone to they and peddle O-Care this Turkey Day as a plus. The Voice of Reason part made me laugh. Who wants to be the jackass this Thanksgiving selling O-Care?
My guess is whoever tries this will be laughed at and ridiculed as Voice of Stupidity.
Posted by: booter at November 25, 2013 03:53 PM (XZCy1)
Me: "Time for our new tradition."
Liberal: "What's that?"
Me: "To see if a turkey can fly." *grabs Liberal's arm*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at November 25, 2013 03:54 PM (hLRSq)
Sadly, there's no one in our family to discuss the joys of failed socialist healthcare programs with.
All we have around our table at Thanksgiving are folks with degrees in chemistry, engineering, math, computer science, electrical engineering, retired military vets, and one young lady working on a PhD that spends all day staring at DNA strands in a lab. We're fresh out of lazy ass shitheads with more piercings and tattoos than brain cells.
Posted by: B at November 25, 2013 03:54 PM (VC56G)
Posted by: runningrn at November 25, 2013 03:53 PM (PLOz
TWO brothers were assassinated. That gives him not only absolute moral authority, but absolute immoral authority, too!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 03:55 PM (4df7R)
Spam?! Luxury!
Posted by: toby928© blurts at November 25, 2013 03:55 PM (QupBk)
act like sluts. So here are some free pills paid for by your shocked and
prudish parents via taxes."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:44 PM (GSSdy)
Are we sure those aren't the pills for herpes?
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2013 03:56 PM (CMlD4)
Father, "He started to talk about how affordable this new health care is."
Detective closes notebook, looks at partner, then back to the father. "We will write this up as justifiable self defense."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:56 PM (GSSdy)
"This fight has always had one goal: providing all Americans with better health care at more affordable prices."
so the point is that they failed on both accounts.
Posted by: Mallfly at November 25, 2013 03:56 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 03:57 PM (23Kgq)
Yeah, funny how ratting out your parents for acts that are subversive to the state can have that effect on the nuclear family.
Posted by: runningrn at November 25, 2013 03:57 PM (PLOz8)
Spam?! Luxury!
Posted by: toby928© blurts at November 25, 2013 03:55 PM (QupBk)
You mean this?
http://tinyurl.com/k27deqz
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2013 03:58 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at November 25, 2013 03:58 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Harry Reid (D-NV) aka The Searchlight Strangler at November 25, 2013 03:58 PM (yG+vv)
Posted by: dumbartist at November 25, 2013 03:58 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: toby928© blurts at November 25, 2013 03:58 PM (QupBk)
That is a positive sign--it's not easy hanging upside down from an overpass to spell all that correctly!
Posted by: runningrn at November 25, 2013 03:58 PM (PLOz8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:59 PM (GSSdy)
It's illegal for us to slap them. Sometimes America stinks.
Posted by: Shoot Me at November 25, 2013 03:59 PM (qiXMt)
EDIT:
*Detective closes notebook, looks at partner, then back to father*
Detective: Affordable, huh? If you walk into your family's Thanksgiving celebration and try to defend that shit, there's no way you expect to walk out alive.
Partner: You said it, buddy. Damn suicide by talk.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 04:00 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: DAve at November 25, 2013 04:01 PM (b7yum)
I'm assuming this Hayes guy never got his ass kicked up and down the street for anything he ever said or started.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 25, 2013 04:02 PM (VVsZ2)
Posted by: DAve at November 25, 2013 04:02 PM (b7yum)
I love to do this in the liberal stronghold town next to me. Especially when grocery shopping with the wife. I'll act a little confused when I see a 'kid' employee go by. 'Kid' will ask if I need help. Wife will roll her eyes 'cause she knows whats coming. I can't help myself. So I begin...
'I see you have 'original' Cheerios here. Do you have something a little less original? They hurt my stomach'.
Or same thing with salt-free vs enhanced salt and gluten-free vs extra gluten or free-range vs maliciously captivated. I love to watch their little brain-washed minds try (unsuccessfully of course) to assist me.
Posted by: Ugg Boots at November 25, 2013 04:06 PM (UL/Aj)
351 FenelonSpoke
"I went by an underpass yesterday that had a graffiti sign on it, "Impeach Obama." If the people who engage in graffiti are putting up such signs it means even the stalwarts are defecting."
That's delicous. Wait until next year. Would love to be a fly on the wall in the dems camp -- their internal polls must have them defecating bricks.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 25, 2013 04:10 PM (fyC6j)
SDFU you stupid, programmed idiot!!!
Posted by: OxyCon at November 25, 2013 04:10 PM (2rpss)
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2013 04:13 PM (knoK7)
I won't start it, but I'll damned well be itching to finish it.
Posted by: Barkow at November 25, 2013 04:20 PM (sBZME)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2013 04:20 PM (BDU/a)
Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 04:26 PM (zgfjs)
Posted by: LukeinNE at November 25, 2013 04:28 PM (pi7Td)
"Obama. Signed. Sealed. Delivering."
Yeah, 5 years of the Second Great Depression. No jobs. Real Estate still dead. The "economy" flatlined. The middle class impoverished, health care wrecked, and Israel sold out. Going from "post racial to most racial."
Heck of a job, Barky....
I mouthed "Idiot" at the fool driving as I went by.
Posted by: backhoe at November 25, 2013 04:35 PM (ULH4o)
...Me think-est that Apple is a sock trying to be a troll, but doing a bad job at it.
Posted by: Nip Sip
Whatever it is, it goes on "ignore." Life's to damn short to tolerate such nonsense.
Posted by: backhoe at November 25, 2013 04:41 PM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Giacomo at November 25, 2013 05:03 PM (PbJOk)
Posted by: cackfinger at November 25, 2013 05:04 PM (OsCtd)
Common refrain about KdF in the 1930s Germany.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2013 03:34 PM (GSSdy)
Hitler's original proposed name for the Volkwagen was the KdFwagen.
Posted by: HTL at November 26, 2013 12:18 AM (d6iMX)
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