NYT Boycotting Holder's Off-the-Record Briefing On, Um, Press Freedom

This administration takes freedom of the press very seriously.

No, you're not alowed to quote me on that.

Yes, Holder's briefing on the "unfettered" right of the press to report the truth was/is to be off-the-record, no quotes permitted.

The New York Times has declared it would be "inappropriate" to attend, given those restrictions.

Other media groups may follow.

Here's a question that perplexes me: How can every other reporter or news organization be so beta, always needing the New York Times to make their decisions for them?

[Update JohnE.] Here's the Democrat Party's Communications Director:

POTUS asked AG to review how leak investigations are done but some in the media refuse to meet with him. Kind of forfeits your right gripe.
— Brad Woodhouse (@woodhouseb) May 29, 2013

Are you F'in kidding me? The balls. The balls.

Posted by: Ace at 05:34 PM

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OT but late in thread so okay (from the Weekly Standard):

White House spokesman dodged questions today about whether Attorney

General Eric Holder told the truth when testifying in front of Congress.

The questions arise amid new developments in the story of the Justice

Department's snooping on Fox News reporter James Rosen. "I would refer you to the Justice Department," says Carney.

Wow, they're cutting him loose already.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2013 05:34 PM (6TB1Z)

2 Clearly it's not fit to print.

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2013 05:35 PM (c8bG0)

3 Just gets better and better.

Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 05:35 PM (FMbng)

4 Here's a question that perplexes me: How can every other reporter or news organization be so beta, always needing the New York Times to make their decisions for them?

Imagine how truly pathetic an industry would have to be to have Pinch Sulzberger as its Big Swinging Dick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2013 05:35 PM (8ZskC)

5
we're being stroked

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 05:36 PM (UbXPv)

6 brb, getting popcorn.

Posted by: dantesed at May 29, 2013 05:36 PM (vF+kM)

7 NYT: Summon the Shiny Objects and Moar Squirrels! And Boooosh!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:37 PM (lVPtV)

8 How can every other reporter or news organization be so beta, always needing the New York Times to make their decisions for them?

At the risk of being gross and rude, they don't even ask "swallow or spit"? They already know the answer.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2013 05:37 PM (6TB1Z)

9 Did IQ's go down suddenly?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 05:37 PM (0HooB)

10 Pinch Sulzberger as its Big Swinging Dick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2013 05:35 PM (8ZskC)

The rumor has it that Pinch is in the closet, which would explain the NY Times' "All Gay, All The Time" editorial policy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 05:37 PM (O6Tmi)

11 'You have the freedom to suck my Weiner.' -- Eric Holder addressing the Media

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 05:38 PM (cMjv7)

12 **Here's a question that perplexes me: How can every other reporter or news organization be so beta, always needing the New York Times to make their decisions for them?***

duh, ace. Liberalisms all about transferred intelligence. If you mouth the party line and hate the right kind of the wrong kind of people, then you're just as smart as they are. Thus, a hollywood starlet is instant genius for going full retarded donkey.

Same thing with the media, eh? They may not get to work for the NYT, but by parroting them, they get to be that influential too.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2013 05:38 PM (QxSug)

13 Well, can they at least tell us what was said without a direct quote?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 05:38 PM (0HooB)

14 Hey NYT, go to the meeting, but report every fucking off-record thing the criminal says. Truth to Power!! etc. etc.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262Š at May 29, 2013 05:38 PM (UU0OF)

15 'Everything you report can and will be used against you.' -- Eric Holder

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 05:38 PM (cMjv7)

16 There's gambling going on in casinos? Shocking.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 29, 2013 05:39 PM (BVkEs)

17 here's a question that perplexes me: How can every other reporter or news organization be so beta, always needing the New York Times to make their decisions for them?

I could give you a lengthy, detailed explanation about the mental composition of your typical journolist, the group herd mentality that drowns the industry and the incredible amount of personal insecurity these journolist have.

But saying "they are just pussies" is much shorter and has the same meaning.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 29, 2013 05:39 PM (OWjjx)

18 This could be fun to watch......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 29, 2013 05:39 PM (ADnWI)

19 I like that sketch that the Saturday Night Live does once every 3 years of the New York Time's editorial staff meeting, where that one harridan sues everyone for sexual harassment.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2013 05:39 PM (QxSug)

20 I believe its called "pillow talk"

Posted by: thunderb at May 29, 2013 05:39 PM (nH8jP)

21 Secret conversations about press freedoms.

The Onion couldn't write this shit.

Posted by: USA at May 29, 2013 05:40 PM (VIaw0)

22
The NYT will pay for their insolence.

Posted by: Ereich Holder at May 29, 2013 05:40 PM (WolTZ)

23 I'm curious what would happen if a reporter showed up, agreed to the "off-the-record" stipulation, then recorded the damned thing and went forcefully on the record?

It can't possibly be illegal, so what's the downside? Holder won't use lube next time?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 05:40 PM (O6Tmi)

24 Or this is a conflation of Mad Men, when the client calls in Sterling Cooper to take them to task over bad numbers. The White House's PR arm is being told that we need a new marketing strategy and the NYT's is being all Don Draper and telling them to shove it.

Because they are the White House's volunteer PR firm.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2013 05:40 PM (QxSug)

25 The NYT is just having their "reporters" knee pads cleaned. They'll be towing the party line the next day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:41 PM (lVPtV)

26 "Here's a question that perplexes me: How can every other reporter or news organization be so beta, always needing the New York Times to make their decisions for them?"

The NYT has the most prestige. Leftists are prestige hounds. Ergo, they chase the NYT.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 05:41 PM (cMjv7)

27 Reid was not accused of any wrongdoing. He has said he was unaware of any potential problems with the money he received.

Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeiner'sShorts at May 29, 2013 05:41 PM (e8kgV)

28 So the O-bus is revving up its engines, about to get a fresh coat of red paint for its undercarriage

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 05:41 PM (TscwB)

29
Holder to the Press: Hey, baby, don't be like that. Can't we talk about it?

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 05:41 PM (UbXPv)

30 Speaking of the NY Fishwrap, in one of the classes I'm taking one must cull and comment on/analyze news articles. Interestingly, we are restricted to using articles from the NYT.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2013 05:42 PM (U22Yw)

31 This is no longer the end of the beginning, this is the beginning of the end.

Under the bus, dickhead.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 05:42 PM (g1DWB)

32
Next on the History Channel

The inspiring story of the 169th Airborne Squirrel Ranger Battalion, who received an unprecedented two Presidential Unit Citations for the same action, the bloody Battle of Times Square.

Followed by the season finale of Baltimore Ghost Distraction Hunters.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2013 05:43 PM (TIIx5)

33 I see nothing wrong with this.

Posted by: Baraka O'Preezy at May 29, 2013 05:43 PM (85lop)

34
Speaking of the NY Fishwrap, in one of the classes I'm taking one must cull and comment on/analyze news articles. Interestingly, we are restricted to using articles from the NYT.

Heh. One could, if one were so deviously inclined, have a lot of fun with that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 05:43 PM (0HooB)

35 I wonder if Holder knows where any TFG bodies are buried? He won't go quietly under the bus, I feel. I'd love, love, love for him to drag Minnie Rodent with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:44 PM (lVPtV)

36 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 05:43 PM (0HooB)

Oh have no doubt, I fully intend to.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2013 05:44 PM (U22Yw)

37
Why are reporters so beta?

Damn, look at them. The entire industry is about betas communicating what the alphas they secretly wish to be are doing. Communications majors start off shallow and beta. The rest of the time they follow people around to report on them hoping to get some starfucking scraps. This is true of the paparazzi and the mainstream political reporters. At least the paparazzi is honest about themselves.

Alphas matter. The truth is, deep down, they realize they don't and resent us for it. That's why they like institutionalized aristocracy.

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 29, 2013 05:45 PM (t06LC)

38 We laugh at the "superior intellect".

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 29, 2013 05:45 PM (ax8QS)

39 The rumor has it that Pinch is in the closet, which would explain the NY Times' "All Gay, All The Time" editorial policy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 05:37 PM (O6Tmi)

So banging Caroline Kennedy Shitburger makes you as homo as being married to Zxa Zsa Huffington? The power of the dessicated cooter!

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2013 05:46 PM (sihOT)

40 Here's a question that perplexes me: How can every other reporter or news organization be so beta, always needing the New York Times to make their decisions for them?

Ace, your question presupposes that NYT are the alpha male in this instance when in fact they are the beta and Fox is the alpha which makes the other news reporters merely barnacles on the NYT whale.

Posted by: Decaf at May 29, 2013 05:46 PM (WAXiM)

41
I wonder if Holder knows where any TFG bodies are buried?...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:44 PM

He doesn't have Clinton's score but he's no piker either.

Posted by: Department of Ampersands & Awesome at May 29, 2013 05:47 PM (VWfCN)

42
@39

That bastard is banging Caroline? How dare he? I've been trying to tap that since she was like 6.

Posted by: Neil Diamond at May 29, 2013 05:48 PM (t06LC)

43 I wonder if Holder knows where any TFG bodies are buried?

No worries. They're moving 'em, even as we speak.

I still have the sense that Holder and SCOetc. think they can tough this out. Why else schedule this ridiculous "off the record" "briefing"?

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 05:48 PM (7vimm)

44 isn't this kind of like how no one would report about Romney's 47 percent comment at that closed door thing? Didn't the NY Times have a problem with that kind of think being leaked?

No?

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2013 05:48 PM (bJm7W)

45 They'll be towing the party line the next day.

They never do anything else.

So your challenge, fellow morons, is to figure out how their rejecting Holder's invitation serves the Party.

Hint: The answer is in Ace's post (and not in the update).

Super-hint: The next day, the Times is where the outer party gets its orders.

Posted by: oblig. at May 29, 2013 05:48 PM (cePv8)

46 That Brad Woodhouse pic in his twitter is so precious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:48 PM (lVPtV)

47 Take a look at the update above about Woodhouse quote. Incredible!

Posted by: USA at May 29, 2013 05:48 PM (VIaw0)

48 Indeed. The Balls.

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2013 05:49 PM (evdj2)

49 The teen identified by the Orange County Coroner as the driver in a
single-car crash that killed five teens including himself on
Memorial Day, was driving without a license

... damn it to hell, we need more laws to make it even more illegal to drive without a license, most especially if they are dead.

Posted by: Bob Hope at May 29, 2013 05:49 PM (e8kgV)

50 "POTUS asked AG to review how leak investigations are done but some in the media refuse to meet with him. Kind of forfeits your right gripe.
— Brad Woodhouse (@woodhouseb) May 29, 2013"

The implicit premise seems to be that Freedom of the Press exists only to the extend that the Democrat party is willing to countenance it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 05:49 PM (cMjv7)

51 Obama and Holder really want to make it clear that they didn't mean to hit NYT. NYT knows that. Obama hates hitting NYT. But sometimes NYT just doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 05:50 PM (ZPrif)

52 I forget which Chicago-school economist it was (probably it was Sam
Peltzman) who once suggested that the most effective way to cut down on
automobile accidents would be to place a sharp, eight-inch knife on the
steering wheel of every car. Instead, we got mandates for seat belts
and air bags.

Posted by: Bob Hope at May 29, 2013 05:50 PM (e8kgV)

53 41

I wonder if Holder knows where any TFG bodies are buried?...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:44 PM

He doesn't have Clinton's score but he's no piker either.

Posted by: Department of Ampersands Awesome at May 29, 2013 05:47 PM (VWfCN

He's got the four Benghazi dead. Dead men tell no tales *cough* buying back weapons from Al Qaeda *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:50 PM (lVPtV)

54 If you want to gripe to the DOJ about press freedom, just speak clearly and distinctly into your lamp.

Or type up something in your email account and don't send it. Either way.

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at May 29, 2013 05:51 PM (XZWie)

55 Ok, who the hell is Brad Woodhouse? Some stupid bint?

Posted by: dantesed at May 29, 2013 05:51 PM (vF+kM)

56 on the other hand, weren't some members of Congress or news people attacked by the Obama Admin and the Dems for not having exact quotes from emails they were only allowed to look at? Maybe the NY Times people don't want to slip up like that and ruin their otherwise sturling reputation.

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2013 05:51 PM (bJm7W)

57 Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2013 05:46 PM (sihOT)

He was banging Caroline Kennedy? You sure?

I thought he has been married for a long time to the same woman. The only rumors i heard was of his gayness.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 05:51 PM (O6Tmi)

58 We need to support Holder, hope he stays, and use him to pummel the dem's 2014 candidates. If he resigns, the MSM will declare ALL Obama's scandals "behind us".

It will suddenly be "time to move on".

Posted by: Icedog at May 29, 2013 05:51 PM (9ScGj)

59 "51 Obama and Holder really want to make it clear that they didn't mean to hit NYT. NYT knows that. Obama hates hitting NYT. But sometimes NYT just doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 05:50 PM (ZPrif) "

Sometimes, Obama has to strangle a bitch. It's just the way of the world and/or Chicago and/or Moscow.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 05:51 PM (cMjv7)

60 I still have the sense that Holder and SCOetc. think they can tough this out. Why else schedule this ridiculous "off the record" "briefing"?

---

Thinking they can tough it out is one thing.

Doing it is another.

I have a distinct feeling that this is going to spin out of their control soon, especially if that sack of shit Holder gets caught up in dueling perjury charges between the House and a pissed-off judiciary.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 29, 2013 05:51 PM (zA7Zp)

61 Eric Holder emerges from meeting with press saying ...
Et tu, Brian Williams

Posted by: Bob Hope at May 29, 2013 05:52 PM (e8kgV)

62 But saying "they are just pussies" is much shorter and has the same meaning.

Cats don't really move in herds...

They're like little ant colonies. Somewhere there's a queen secreting orders. Step on her, they keep marching.

(I'd make a Borg analogy but I'd have to do some rewatch to make sure I got it right.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at May 29, 2013 05:52 PM (ZKzrr)

63 It's not balls when you've never been held accountable for your actions before. They're just behaving like they always do.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 29, 2013 05:53 PM (GEICT)

64 I wonder if this calls for an Atomic-powered Squirrel? What say you, Iran? North Korea?

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2013 05:53 PM (evdj2)

65 My, my, my - Woodhouse *cough*Obama*cough* sure does have his panties in a wad.

Our girls used to have snit fits like that.....

.....when they were in Junior High.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 29, 2013 05:53 PM (ADnWI)

66
Sometimes, Obama has to strangle a bitch. It's just the way of the world and/or Chicago and/or Moscow.

With those expressive little wrists of his? Lol. That's a job for Minnie Rodent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:53 PM (lVPtV)

67 Obama and Holder feel a creeping sense of remorse for smacking NYT around. Nobody feels worse about it than they do. They love NYT and they swear it'll never happen again. At least it won't as long as NYT doesn't disrespect us in front of our fucking boys again. You show me up in public like that and you get what's fucking coming.

Obama and Holder also would like to point out that NYT ain't exactly young anymore, old bitches need to know they role and shut they mouth.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 05:53 PM (ZPrif)

68 A comprehensive report conducted by the Federal Highway Administration found that the presence of red light cameras at traffic intersections increased the likelihood of rear-end crashes by 14.9 percent and the number of injuries in traffic intersections by 24 percent. Red light cameras also do little to prevent T-bone accidents, where the side of one vehicle is impacted by the front or rear of another vehicle, as those accidents often occur when the driver is not paying attention, and not simply disregarding a red light.

Posted by: Bob Hope at May 29, 2013 05:53 PM (e8kgV)

69
@52

Yeah, it may work, but I don't think I could sign on to the whole big knife on the wheel thing.
Although it would add some new kink to getting road head

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 29, 2013 05:53 PM (t06LC)

70 well, Willie C did make it through all of his scandals. You think the usual culprits are going to turn on the Smartest Black President in all of History?

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2013 05:54 PM (bJm7W)

71 I wonder if Holder knows where any TFG bodies are buried?

---

Holder probably knows who killed gay TUCC choir director Donald Young.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 29, 2013 05:54 PM (BVkEs)

72 Dear Eric Holder,

The NYT cannot attend your presser because they are home sick in bed with the cough and cold.

Thank you,

The NYT's mother

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 29, 2013 05:54 PM (V1ZIU)

73 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:50 PM (lVPtV)

More so.... just who is in charge of suppressing all of Obama's OLD Records?

It is not the Secret Services Mandate... its the AGs... which means he KNOWS the dirt from Obama's past.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 05:55 PM (lZBBB)

74 Holder probably knows who killed gay TUCC choir director Donald Young.

Ruemmler?

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2013 05:55 PM (evdj2)

75 Lol. That's a job for Minnie Rodent.

Is that another name for Val-Jar? I'm having trouble keeping up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at May 29, 2013 05:55 PM (ZKzrr)

76 Q: What do all democrat abused media outlets have in common?

A: They just don't know when to shut up.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 05:55 PM (m2CN7)

77 Lose the right to gripe??

How would they have griped in the first place since you won't go on the record?

I guess these idiots know that a majority of the voting public is as stupid as they are, they've got nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 29, 2013 05:56 PM (NcPjb)

78 Nothing. You've already told them twice.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 29, 2013 05:56 PM (evdj2)

79 I wish you inscrutable teabaggers would just let the government license journalists; then we wouldn't have this problem.

Posted by: 1984 at May 29, 2013 05:56 PM (epWQP)

80 He was banging Caroline Kennedy? You sure?

I thought he has been married for a long time to the same woman. The only rumors i heard was of his gayness.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 05:51 PM (O6Tmi)

In 2008 it was flying around quite a bit. On the negative side, Gawker was pounding it. On the positive side, DU was denying it. There are plenty of links if you google those two retards.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2013 05:56 PM (sihOT)

81 "66
Sometimes, Obama has to strangle a bitch. It's just the way of the world and/or Chicago and/or Moscow.

With those expressive little wrists of his? Lol. That's a job for Minnie Rodent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:53 PM (lVPtV) "

Val Jar? Maybe. But it's customary for the physically-stronger spouse to aid the physically weaker-one when necessary.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 05:56 PM (cMjv7)

82 The Posts are starting to write themselves. It's "Ace in Wonderland". I don't even recognize this Country anymore.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 29, 2013 05:56 PM (ndlFj)

83
It is not the Secret Services Mandate... its the AGs... which means he KNOWS the dirt from Obama's past.

brb, popcorn's ready.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 05:56 PM (0HooB)

84 Joseph Goebbels holds off-the-record press conference to explain death camps, but some in the media refuse to meet with him. Kind of forfeits your right gripe.

Posted by: Brad Woodhouse at May 29, 2013 05:57 PM (aDwsi)

85 Posted by: Bob Hope at May 29, 2013 05:53 PM (e8kgV)

But just like the studies which show MORE Gun Control INCREASES Gun violence rates... it will be ignored by those who run the Government.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 05:57 PM (lZBBB)

86
Q: What does Holder tell the reporter with two black eyes in an off the record meeting?

A: Nothing, he's already told them twice.

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 29, 2013 05:57 PM (t06LC)

87 More so.... just who is in charge of suppressing all of Obama's OLD Records?

It is not the Secret Services Mandate... its the AGs... which means he KNOWS the dirt from Obama's past.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 05:55 PM (lZBBB

Shit Status: Getting Real?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:57 PM (lVPtV)

88 Is The White House going to have to slap a NYTimes bitch?

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 05:57 PM (m2CN7)

89 Kinda forfeits your right to gripe?

Uh, no it doesn't. Who the hell is Brad Woodhouse? Does he think he's someone special?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 29, 2013 05:58 PM (Visx8)

90 I think what they're doing today is, you know, shoring up the buffers.

Mustn't have any of this sticking to the chocolate jesus.

Posted by: Baraka O'Preezy at May 29, 2013 05:58 PM (85lop)

91
Spain braces for 'coldest summer in 200 years'

French weather channel Meteo has forecast that this summer will be
the worst on record in Western Europe since 1816 known by
meteorological experts as the year without summer.

If you've been looking forward to spending your Spanish summer
sunning yourself by the pool, dont pack away your winter clothes just
yet.

Frances main weather channel has announced that there is a 70
percent chance of this summer being cold and wet across Spain, France,
Portugal, Germany and Austria.

Posted by: Hilarity Clinton at May 29, 2013 05:58 PM (e8kgV)

92 Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2013 05:56 PM (sihOT)

Yeah....just did.

That is some sleazy shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 05:59 PM (O6Tmi)

93
Lose the right to gripe??

Pretzel Logic ain't just Steely Dan's first album.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 05:59 PM (0HooB)

94 the most transparent admin evaaahhhh is holding behind closed doors PR sessions with their PR flacks. Why not do an open table session, like when cabinet meetings are televised?

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2013 05:59 PM (QxSug)

95 Stink sock

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 05:59 PM (85lop)

96 Brad Woodhouse is rich and powerful. Spokestard/comms director for DNC.
Rich, powerful, soulless.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 05:59 PM (ZPrif)

97 "79 I wish you inscrutable teabaggers would just let the government license journalists; then we wouldn't have this problem.

Posted by: 1984 at May 29, 2013 05:56 PM (epWQP) "

Journalist-control legislation.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 05:59 PM (cMjv7)

98 I don't even recognize this Country anymore.

Who knew that Atlas Shrugged was a travelogue?

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 05:59 PM (7vimm)

99 duh...because the Trojan Horse liberal cares not for gun safety, they just want to confiscate your means of self-defense. If they cared, then they'd do something about these bureaucrat ninjas shooting up lawful gun owners. You know, the real accidental shootings out there?

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2013 06:00 PM (QxSug)

100 Woodhouse is the type who would happily round us up for the camps -- all while lecturing us that we have "no right to gripe".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 06:00 PM (ZPrif)

101 Special Report on Fox: "Is the IRS still targeting conservative groups? New charges, it never stopped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:01 PM (lVPtV)

102
New York Times holding out for an exclusive one-on-one interview with Holder.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2013 06:01 PM (kdS6q)

103
Reggie Love and I are only friends! NOT friends with benefits!

Posted by: Brad Woodhouse at May 29, 2013 06:01 PM (WolTZ)

104 I'd love, love, love for him to drag Minnie Rodent with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 05:44 PM (lVPtV)

I'm pretty sure the Iranian Ferret personally aksed him to come on board in 2008. It would take a team of horses to drag them apart.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2013 06:02 PM (sihOT)

105 Lol. The gloves are off at Fox.

Showing Doug Shulman, "Uh, attended the White House Easter egg roll, and ummm....errrr...."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:03 PM (lVPtV)

106 so I am guessing woodhouse volunteered himself for the elective clitorectomy obamacare offers muslim men for their wimmin?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

107 Who knew that Atlas Shrugged was a travelogue?

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 05:59 PM (7vimm)

and 1984 was an instruction manual

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 06:03 PM (lZBBB)

108 "99 duh...because the Trojan Horse liberal cares not for gun safety, they just want to confiscate your means of self-defense. If they cared, then they'd do something about these bureaucrat ninjas shooting up lawful gun owners. You know, the real accidental shootings out there?

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2013 06:00 PM (QxSug) "

"If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves." -- Stalin

"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas." -- Joseph Stalin

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 06:03 PM (cMjv7)

109 Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 06:03 PM (cMjv7)

110 I think I just figured out why this was supposed to be off the record. If it can't be printed in the papers, Obama can't find out about it.

Plausible deniability bitches!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 06:04 PM (g1DWB)

111 did shulman say he was there with our without reggie love?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

112 So a criminal wants a bunch of press folks to come and talk to him, but they can't report what he said?

And this is just a normal day from the POV of liberals.

Yeah, no way that's a mental illness.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 29, 2013 06:04 PM (qyfb5)

113

This is so fuckin junior high I can't believe it.

We are being ruled by incompetent teeny boppers with guns and a military.

Ooh, my look! Brad Woodhouse, he's so cute, look at his shoes! He has the best.

Oh, look at her SHOES! She loves them, and this stuff like, lying and stuff...what difference does it matter anyway.

I feel trapped inside a Phil K Dick story.

They are robots right? They have to be, to be this calculating and immoral, and weird...

Maybe more like Westworld, but with dumber robots, with jugears.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (HQml1)

114
and 1984 was an instruction manual

And Idiocracy was a documentary.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (0HooB)

115 where do i sign me up to get me a hunting license?

Trojan Horse Democrat John Kerry

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (QxSug)

116 Frances main weather channel has announced that there is a 70 percent chance of this summer being cold and wet across Spain, France, Portugal, Germany and Austria.
Posted by: Hilarity Clinton at May 29, 2013 05:58 PM (e8kgV)

-------------------------------------------

This happened in 1977 while I was in Germany. No summer to speak of.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 06:06 PM (85lop)

117 Deflection is what democrats do when they can no longer support a lie.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 06:06 PM (m2CN7)

118 shulman also absolutely LOVES, I mean L-O-V-E-S-!, his pink stilettos. he wore his pink manolos to the easter egg roll.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

119 Saying things aloud is not allowed

Posted by: Use your Inside the Palace voice, gov't child at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (I88Jc)

120 We are being ruled by incompetent teeny boppers with guns and a military.

Incompetent at anything but seeking power, driven by contempt and hatred.

I feel trapped inside a Phil K Dick story.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (HQml1)

Dude, that would make *so* much more sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (qyfb5)

121
Deflection is what democrats do when they can no longer support a lie.

Time to follow the Clinton plan and start wagging the tail in Syria.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (kdS6q)

122 Fox: Ricin letter sent to Bloomberg and office of mayors in DC.

Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (X6akg)

123 See, the donkeys think that their gentlemen's agreement with the GOP still stands, that this isn't war. Usually, when a liberal gets caught red handed, an off hand and insulting begruding apology is enough. Maybe also go to a black church and read about this Jayzzzus fellow the GOP goes on and on about.

Now? Sorry, from asshole to earhole, we want the whole criminal organization taken down. Throwing us a capo and a soldier isn't enough. We want names and there's no immunity deal on the table.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2013 06:10 PM (QxSug)

124 probably mentioned before but I really do think obamas thugocracy will serve as the high water mark for liberals for generations. going so far afield so brazenly forces the quiet types to start talking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

125 To be fair, most americans are not down for this. It's just that the democrats were allowed to expand their voting base by very interesting means the past two decades.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2013 06:11 PM (QxSug)

126 So the Dem communication director just slapped the MFM in the face with his dick?No doubt they will say,"thank you sir,may we have another?"

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 06:11 PM (9XBK2)

127 Sorry to hear about Michele "Crazy Whore" Bachmann.

She and her poofter husband lived off the government - farm subsidies, Medicaid billing for curing the ghey, Fannie Mae loans, and Congressional pay raises.

Ms. Tea Party will be missed.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at May 29, 2013 06:12 PM (p8RjH)

128 **probably mentioned before but I really do think obamas thugocracy will serve as the high water mark for liberals for generations. going so far afield so brazenly forces the quiet types to start talking.
***

I am sure that guy can give you some Stalin quotes about who controls the past controls the future. The public sector union thug's teacher footsoldiers will not allow for any lesson to be learned here except GOP bad.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2013 06:12 PM (QxSug)

129 Are they real ricin letters?The earlier one's were apparently just some ground up castor beans or something.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 06:13 PM (9XBK2)

130 Any chance the entire press just ups and walks at the next few Carney briefings? Or, say, at the next Obama press conference? That would probably be the deepest cut to Obama they could make short of actually reporting on the SCoaMF's fuckupedness.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 29, 2013 06:13 PM (eHIJJ)

131 I'm still trying to fathom why Holder would be doing this at this time. It looks bad from any angle that one looks.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 06:13 PM (85lop)

132 Did someone here summon a troll?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:13 PM (lVPtV)

133 These guys don't have a clue how to manage an uncooperative press. Haven't had to deal with things like the NYT giving a pass to a story they want to push. That's our world.

They're out of their element. Not the most important scandal, but the most damaging scandal is pissing off the press that was eating out of your hand.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 29, 2013 06:14 PM (erYRT)

134 Fox: Ricin letter sent to Bloomberg and office of mayors in DC.
Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (X6akg)

Deflection, simply because any self-respecting megalomaniac would choose a better time to make a splash when all eyes/cameras can be on him.

Posted by: Decaf at May 29, 2013 06:14 PM (WAXiM)

135
Did someone here summon a troll?

Sorry. I have gas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 06:14 PM (0HooB)

136 Woodhouse is really getting his shit pushed in on twitter.

Couldn't happen to a bigger asshole.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (g1DWB)

137 This is a great blog, but we have the dumbest, most infantile, cock-sucking bunch of basement dwellers in the history of the internet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (lVPtV)

138 This squable is no different than gang rapists fighting over who goes first...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (XvHmy)

139 122
Fox: Ricin letter sent to Bloomberg and office of mayors in DC.

---

An inside job, no doubt. That, or a pissed off, big gulping redneck Elvis impersonator from the South. No fear, Brian Ross will be all over it.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (BVkEs)

140 Oops. I was referring to trolls.

*crawls in barrel. adds nails*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (lVPtV)

141 I wonder if Holder knows where any TFG bodies are buried?...

****

There have been a handful of people in sensitive positions who have been accidentally murdered. Car wrecks, burned up, poisoned, hanged, drug overdoses...

Posted by: Department of Ampersands & Awesome at May 29, 2013 06:16 PM (VWfCN)

142 The Woodhouse style fascists will send us to the camps -- but do it with some light pop-culture snark. Like maybe make some Bieber jokes while cracking the whip. So that's nice.

I love it when my fascist oppressors are pop-culturally relevant.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 06:16 PM (ZPrif)

143 Perhaps someone should take Woodhouse out behind the woodshed.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 29, 2013 06:16 PM (bORuY)

144 I'm not a basement dweller but the rest applies to me.

Posted by: Brad Woodhouse at May 29, 2013 06:16 PM (WolTZ)

145 Woodhouse is really getting his shit pushed in on twitter.

Couldn't happen to a bigger asshole.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM

oh come on, for him all he needs is a good chardonnay and it is a weekend on the cape for him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

146 The Woodhouse style fascists will send us to the camps -- but do it with some light pop-culture snark. Like maybe make some Bieber jokes while cracking the whip. So that's nice.

I love it when my fascist oppressors are pop-culturally relevant.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 06:16 PM (ZPrif)

First thing we do, kill all the ~~lawyers~~ hipsters.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 29, 2013 06:17 PM (XvHmy)

147 Line of storms headed toward OKC. No tornados. Just high winds and hail. And rain. We'll never turn down the rain.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 06:17 PM (85lop)

148 Their first album BackwardsBoy?

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (xDlyw)

149 I cannot believe I left the word "trolls" out of that post.

By the way, the barrel needs cleaning. Someone hand me some sanitizer and a rag.

Thnx.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (lVPtV)

150 Fox: Ricin letter sent to Bloomberg and office of mayors in DC.

Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (X6akg)

Are you sure the latter wasn't Danny Snyder having wiped his ass with the letter from Congress telling him to rename the Redskins and sending it to Eleanor Homegirl Norton as a message that there was no fucking way the team would ever play in her shithole city? And to make a deposit in the bank of Fuck You as far as renaming the team.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (sihOT)

151 summer being cold and wet across Spain, France, Portugal, Germany and Austria.

****

Next endangered species....Eurozone wine

Posted by: Department of Ampersands & Awesome at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (VWfCN)

152 I love it when my fascist oppressors are pop-culturally relevant.

That's a quote fit for any college brochure!

Posted by: Mandatory Re-education at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (I88Jc)

153 Any chance the entire press just ups and walks at the next few Carney briefings? Or, say, at the next Obama press conference? That would probably be the deepest cut to Obama they could make short of actually reporting on the SCoaMF's fuckupedness.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 29, 2013 06:13 PM (eHIJJ)

No. This is just alovers spat, they will just pout.

Posted by: Decaf at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (WAXiM)

154 Why does the TVA still exist?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (ZPrif)

155 Ike was right.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 06:19 PM (ZPrif)

156 Wait.

The barrel gets cleaned?

When did that start?

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 06:19 PM (7vimm)

157 Is Brad Woodhouse teh ghey? I don't know who these folks are.......or even who they think they are.

Posted by: Not an Artist at May 29, 2013 06:19 PM (uRumV)

158 126 So the Dem communication director just slapped the MFM in the face with his dick?No doubt they will say,"thank you sir,may we have another?"

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 06:11 PM (9XBK2)

That's pretty much the relationship between the Dems and the MFM in a nutshell.

The Dems are the bitchy, domineering fem boyfriend and the MFM is the zero-self-esteem girl from the good family who embarrasses them perpetually by being devoted to the loser creep who emotionally abuses her and spends all her money on drugs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (qyfb5)

159 I actually live in some deaf people's attic.

Posted by: Department of Ampersands & Awesome at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (VWfCN)

160 150 If he did that I would have to like him at least a little bit.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (9XBK2)

161 Any chance the entire press just ups and walks at the next few Carney briefings? Or, say, at the next Obama press conference? That would probably be the deepest cut to Obama they could make short of actually reporting on the SCoaMF's fuckupedness.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel

nope, carneyis under orders to do WHATEVER it takes to keep them in the room. besides, did you see goldfinger? what happens everytime someone tries to leave the cabal in a bond movie. sure you can leave.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

162 If Obama really wants to sell TVA that's great.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (ZPrif)

163 This is a great blog, but we have the dumbest, most infantile, cock-sucking bunch of basement dwellers in the history of the internet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (lVPtV)

--------------------------------------------

I laughed. I don't know why, but I laughed.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 06:21 PM (85lop)

164
I wonder if Holder knows where any TFG bodies are buried? He won't go quietly under the bus, I feel. I'd love, love, love for him to drag Minnie Rodent with him.

Barry will meet with Eric and tell him to please just take this one for the team. That it would mean so much to all of them, and if Eric believes in the cause he'll do what's right and fall on the sword for Barky.

Fast forward to 2016: Ogabe gives a full presidential pardon to Holder and Holder gets some of Oblameo's sweet stash in a nice account set up for him in the Caymans. Oblahblah skates unscathed, and Holder is richer for spending a couple of years in that country club of correctional facilities, Allenwood. Sure you have to wear an orange jumpsuit on the golf course, but that's a small price to pay for the resort like joint!

Posted by: Dancing Drunk Joe Biden at May 29, 2013 06:21 PM (PLOz8)

165
Their first album BackwardsBoy?

I'm fairly sure that was their first one. I've been known to be wrong before, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 06:21 PM (0HooB)

166 This is a great blog, but we have the dumbest, most infantile,
cock-sucking bunch of basement dwellers in the history of the internet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (lVPtV)

Hmmmm. I'm not sure what to think since that sentence works both with and without the word "trolls" in it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (Gk3SS)

167 Barry will meet with Eric and tell him to please just take this one for the team. That it would mean so much to all of them, and if Eric believes in the cause he'll do what's right and fall on the sword for Barky.

someone has got to be at the front of the obama reggie love conga line and it is you eric

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

168 Captain Hate
So banging Caroline Kennedy Shitburger makes you as homo as being married to Zxa Zsa Huffington? The power of the dessicated cooter!

I think you are getting your ______ bergers mixed up!

Posted by: Helion Prime at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (7TwHV)

169
I laughed. I don't know why, but I laughed.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 06:21 PM (85lop

I left out trolls, dammit! I left out trolls!
Gah. *heads to wet bar*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (lVPtV)

170 I guess even the New York Times has to pretend it takes its job seriously.

Posted by: RAB at May 29, 2013 06:23 PM (0/Iox)

171 Wait.The barrel gets cleaned?When did that start?
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 06:19 PM (7vimm)

When moronettes wound up in there and while there they thought why notgive it a clean.

Posted by: Decaf at May 29, 2013 06:23 PM (WAXiM)

172 D'oh! Villages' Idiot sock leftover from previous thread!

Posted by: runningrn at May 29, 2013 06:23 PM (PLOz8)

173 I'll go look. You're probably right.

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2013 06:24 PM (xDlyw)

174 some idiot was playing their music way too loud on the subway this morning. guess what, it turns out I actually hate most of the music around my high school days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

175 There's a shit-load of old Penthouses in the barrel. And it's sticky. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:24 PM (lVPtV)

176 I thought we had an open bar here.

Posted by: dantesed at May 29, 2013 06:24 PM (vF+kM)

177 I think you are getting your ______ bergers mixed up!

Posted by: Helion Prime at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (7TwHV)

Correct, I should've said Sloshedberg

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2013 06:25 PM (sihOT)

178 Troll shift change. Switching from the "conservative martyr" troll jwest to dipshit liberal hack troll Herbert.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 29, 2013 06:25 PM (qkImQ)

179
I enjoy 'Gheym of Thrones',wine and male company.

Posted by: Brad Woodhouse at May 29, 2013 06:27 PM (WolTZ)

180 Decaf: "No. This is just a lovers spat, they will just pout."

Yeah. They'll just use this as leverage to get double the donuts from the Chief of Staff.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (eHIJJ)

181 Wouldn't a hipster lawyer be a lobster?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (0Qcc6)

182 So this guy pissed me off one time, so I burned his motherfucking house down. Cops never connected me, or questioned me, so nobody got no right to gripe.

Most of that was pure fiction BTW.

Posted by: That Guy at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (iPq1D)

183 I threw in a "Hustler". It was that old issue about autoerotic asphyxiation. I figured it'd give the trolls some ideas

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 06:29 PM (TscwB)

184 *from the barrel*

I'm not on Twitter, but is ace, by chance, in a Twitter war with Brad Woodhouse?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:29 PM (lVPtV)

185 One week from today. Me at the Cape eating lobster. Must. Survive. One. More. Week.

Posted by: lincolntf at May 29, 2013 06:30 PM (ZshNr)

186 Has jwest weighed in on Bachmann yet? Using the Costanza rule should indicate the intelligent reaction.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2013 06:30 PM (sihOT)

187 Woodhouse drives even his own relatives crazy.

http://nyti.ms/nVIp2

I sympathize, as I too have siblings who vote the evil, scumbag ticket.

Posted by: MTF at May 29, 2013 06:30 PM (eFLi6)

188 I think this might be the stupidest thing I've read today.
http://is.gd/fQQWF0

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at May 29, 2013 06:31 PM (ZKzrr)

189 Isn't a Hymen-hopper someone with a short dick, just keeps bouncing off?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 29, 2013 06:31 PM (Bl2t7)

190 yankeefifth: "nope, carneyis under orders to do WHATEVER it takes
to keep them in the room..."

Wait. So it will be the MFM's turn to say to Carney, "But first you will blow me."?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 29, 2013 06:32 PM (eHIJJ)

191 If you have questions you would like to ask the AG, just include those questions in a personal email to your spouse, children, mistress, or parents and the AG will get back to you.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 29, 2013 06:32 PM (Hx5uv)

192 Can't Buy a Thrill
Countdown to Ecstasy
Pretzel Logic.
I cheated though. Looked it up.
Actually saw them in early 70's at the HIC in Honolulu.
Killer.
Saw em again a year or so ago at Starlight in KC.
Still killer.
And damn, can that Keith Carloc play the drums bro.

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2013 06:33 PM (3R0Zs)

193
what's this?

are they pulling the Death Threats card?

Funny how every time the Democrats get busted or flustered they have convenient relief switches to fall back on -- death threats and/or racism.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 29, 2013 06:34 PM (jlW3q)

194 <<Are you F'in kidding me? The balls. The balls.>>

Can we please stop with this? This is a compliment where I come from. This doesn't take balls, it actually involves another part of the anatomy.

Posted by: SGT. York at May 29, 2013 06:35 PM (X1kG8)

195 Holder's not going to jail , he get's a retroactive Ford/Nixon Pardon with a dual ambassadorship to Libya and Syria . Not to be outdone, Biden get an ambassadorship to Pawnee, Indiana .

Posted by: DrDrill at May 29, 2013 06:35 PM (j16wm)

196 Wait. So it will be the MFM's turn to say to Carney, "But first you will blow me."?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 29, 2013

well I heard an unofficial report of carney buying a sackful of chapstick at the cvs down the street from the whitehouse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

197 Fox: Ricin letter sent to Bloomberg and office of mayors in DC.

***

BOLO for guys in sequined suits singing, "Hunka huynka burnin' love."

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 29, 2013 06:36 PM (Hx5uv)

198
I cheated though. Looked it up.

I sit corrected, teej. I was just going from memory.

Got to see them live down here back in the '90's. Good, tight band, with backup singers and a horn section.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 06:37 PM (0HooB)

199 Hmmmm. I'm not sure what to think since that sentence works both with and without the word "trolls" in it.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (Gk3SS)I shall have you know I have a house and live on it's second floor (the basement is unfinished.)I actually have a friend who occasionally lurks here who lives in his own basement. Not his parents, his as in he owns the house. He put his bed down there during some renovations and decided he likes it because it's larger than the master bedroom and has a bathroom off it as well (plus he saves on heating and cooling the whole house.)

Posted by: tsrblke at May 29, 2013 06:37 PM (GaqMa)

200 curiously, bloomberg's first instinct upon receiving a ricin letter was to call the department of health about the nutritional content of the letter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

201 Fox: Ricin letter sent to Bloomberg and office of mayors in DC.
----
Wonder what that leftists gripe is. Really, he got no right to gripe.

Posted by: That Guy at May 29, 2013 06:39 PM (iPq1D)

202 Bloomberg will have a statement shortly.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (D7xSI)

203 If it had been a Rice Krispie Square, he would've been really worried.

Posted by: lincolntf at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (ZshNr)

204 201
Fox: Ricin letter sent to Bloomberg and office of mayors in DC.

Weiner gets real. Goes hard, after Bloomberg.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (lVPtV)

205 Dear Lord. Juan Williams is Biden-grade stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:41 PM (lVPtV)

206 curiously, bloomberg's first instinct upon receiving a ricin letter was to call the department of health about the nutritional content of the letter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 06:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

-------------------------------------------

Yup. There better not be a trace of salt in it either. AND if it was over 32oz. the perp is really in for it.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 06:41 PM (85lop)

207 FYI, the last set of "ricin" letters was determined to be harmless

Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2013 06:41 PM (CMlD4)

208 I actually felt bad for Juan Williams when he got bounced from NPR. I was wrong.

I want to punch him right in the dick.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 06:42 PM (g1DWB)

209 I guess it's too much to ask that the Mayor opened the letter and breathed in deeply?

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 06:42 PM (9XBK2)

210 208 Yeah,he used up any goodwill I had towards him when he took Obama's cock in his mouth full time.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 06:43 PM (9XBK2)

211 You know if it was a 'Pub briefing, the NYT would attend - then decide the "off-the-record" was inappropriate and publish everything.

Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2013 06:43 PM (CMlD4)

212 Yep, had the backups and horns both times I saw em.
This last time Fagen apologized for in the past having musicians that partied too hard while touring.
This last one the best musician I know went with me.
Asked him what he thought afterwords.
"Incredible. 13 people on stage and not a single weak link among them."

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2013 06:43 PM (PcFsV)

213 Can you buy castor beans and or their seeds at a farm/garden shop? I know I could probably look it up, but tablet.

Posted by: lincolntf at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (ZshNr)

214 Unbe-fucking-lievable.

And you know what's even worse? In less than a week, they'll be RIGHT BACK to sucking Holder's balls as Obammy fucks them up the ass.

Disgusting.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 29, 2013 06:46 PM (CA2NO)

215 Heh. Fox reading Brad Woodhouse's tweet.

Gloves. Off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:46 PM (lVPtV)

216
Red Wings Suck.

GO BLACKHAWKS!

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2013 06:46 PM (PVesn)

217

"harmless letters" don't interest Dumb People

that's why they Just Run With It and call it Ricin

Posted by: soothsayer at May 29, 2013 06:47 PM (ZCAlb)

218 Ted Cruise 2016!

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at May 29, 2013 06:47 PM (p8RjH)

219 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (lVPtV)

I thought it made sense either way!

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 29, 2013 06:47 PM (Cnqmv)

220

who left the cellar door open again?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 29, 2013 06:48 PM (3Aqe5)

221 Dear Lord. Juan Williams is Biden-grade stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 06:41 PM (lVPtV)

I hope you are not just now figuring that out!

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 29, 2013 06:49 PM (Cnqmv)

222 HH got nothin'.

Any cobs got a can of Raid?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 06:50 PM (TscwB)

223 We're gonna need a bigger ~~boat~~ cellar

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 29, 2013 06:51 PM (4J82Z)

224 Any cobs got a can of Raid?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 06:50 PM (TscwB)

Eh. Not worth the trouble.

As soon as his stepdad gets home from the drugstore with a new tube of KY, HH will be too busy to do much more than scream.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:52 PM (O6Tmi)

225 Sweet. The "Ricin letters" supposedly reference the "gun debate".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)

226 This is the most outrageous example of chutzpah since Lyle and Erik Menendez asked for clemency because they were orphans.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 29, 2013 06:53 PM (5fSr7)

227 He's recused himself from the record, h8rs.

Posted by: zsasz at May 29, 2013 06:53 PM (MMC8r)

228 As a supporter of death panels, I'm pretty sure he or any of his ilk don't got no right to gripe.

Posted by: That Guy at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (iPq1D)

229 My goodness, Juan Juilliams is a mewling quim.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (0HooB)

230 Dear Lord. Juan Williams is Biden-grade stupid.
He would be better off back at NPR

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (RwHQb)

231 Holy shit. The NYT?

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 06:55 PM (Wl/Ht)

232 Wholly shit, the NYT!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 29, 2013 06:56 PM (zNWW8)

233 There comes a point where parody and satire are overwhelmed and one is left speechless by the insanity of this administration.

And no - for the left wing lawyers - silence does not mean consent.

And by the way, other than quoting the first amendment to them precisely what could Attorney Sgt Schultz Holder say about Press Freedom? And why, exactly, would that need to be off the record?

Posted by: An Observation at May 29, 2013 06:57 PM (ylhEn)

234 ***This administration takes freedom of the press very seriously.

No, you're not alowed to quote me on that.***

You should consider this appropriated, put into reeducation camp for misspelling, and redistributed under my name...

Posted by: Action Jackson at May 29, 2013 06:57 PM (wuOQ2)

235
Sweet. The "Ricin letters" supposedly reference the "gun debate".

Even worse. In NY it's an extra 10 years for not using Brown Ricin. The White Ricin is much worse for you.

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (PVesn)

236 My goodness, Juan Juilliams is a mewling quim.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (0HooB)

He's a harmless token, too stupid to hate. That shamoo green fatass whatever her name is, lies and dances circles around the weak tit faux conservatives they put her against. I hate the bitch but respect her skill.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (XIxXP)

237
Juan Williams is Biden-grade stupid.

Juan Juilliams is a mewling quim.

Juan Williams is trying to rehabilitate himself in the eyes of NPR and The Left.

I predict, after much self-humiliation, an Epic Fail.

The Left neither forgets nor forgives.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (86HzA)

238 >>>Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at May 29, 2013 06:47 PM

I used to fuck with people I didn't like when I was teenager because I was a large infantile asshole. Then I grew up.

What's your excuse?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (4Mv1T)

239 Sweet. The "Ricin letters" supposedly reference the "gun debate".

It never seems to occur to left wing betas imitating alphas that the alphas have rather more direct ways to debate gun control than cowering behind anonymous poison letters.

Posted by: An Observation at May 29, 2013 07:02 PM (ylhEn)

240 Mr. Holder to the press: "Come on now people, we have been running this stage production for 5 years now and you know good and well that your next line is 'Thank you sir. May I have another.' No more adlibbing. "

Posted by: losthusker at May 29, 2013 07:03 PM (CtS7j)

241 Even worse. In NY it's an extra 10 years for not using Brown Ricin. The White Ricin is much worse for you.

And racisss to boot!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (b1/nQ)

242
AP reports DOJ monitored 1000′s of calls and far more than 20 phone lines.

Associated Press president and chief executive Gary Pruitt told
staff at a Wednesday town hall meeting that the phone records obtained
by the government included thousands and thousands of calls in and out
of the news organization, according to a staffer who attended.

Pruitt said Wednesday that the Obama administration acted as judge,
jury and executioner in secretly obtaining the news organizations
records, a criticism he also leveled in a recent appearance on CBS
Face the Nation.

From Townhall

Posted by: wyntre at May 29, 2013 07:26 PM (MrQiL)

243 There's a wet bar in the barrel?
I call that livin in tall cotton.

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at May 29, 2013 07:47 PM (Hsgnv)

244 So...the national press, or some of the MSM, are finally seeing they are tools for this ship of fools? I am sort of shocked the AP and NYT are refusing to go to the little "off the record" party.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 29, 2013 07:53 PM (baL2B)

245 hey, he spelt out kind of instead of kinda, that screams journalistic integrity to me....

Posted by: vikings fan at May 29, 2013 10:36 PM (nmOh9)

246 Wrong way to deal with this. All of these news organizations should calmly attend the "off the record" meeting and then promptly walk out of the meeting and quote the whole thing as if it were on the record.

THAT is how you prove your point.

Posted by: Chris at May 29, 2013 11:34 PM (GVo9y)

247 246 that's exactly why I figure this is insignificant. These terrorists haven't given up on the won. This is all for show once again.

Posted by: terrorsquad at May 30, 2013 01:02 AM (1PqiV)

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