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Hotbed of Bull-Connor-Era Racism Discovered At CERN Physics Laboratories
Al Gore declares that if any of your friend expresses any doubt about Global Warming, you should shun/shut him up/shut him down as if he were indulging in racial slurs.
The newest racial slur? "Cosmic rays' central role in cloud formation will compel global warming 'scientists' to throw out all their old 'models.'"This has significant implications for climate science because water vapour and clouds play a large role in determining global temperatures. Tiny changes in overall cloud cover can result in relatively large temperature changes. Unsurprisingly, it’s a politically sensitive topic, as it provides support for a “heliocentric” rather than “anthropogenic” approach to climate change: the sun plays a large role in modulating the quantity of cosmic rays reaching the upper atmosphere of the Earth. ... Climate models will have to be revised, confirms CERN in supporting literature (pdf): “[I]t is clear that the treatment of aerosol formation in climate models will need to be substantially revised, since all models assume that nucleation is caused by these vapours [sulphuric acid and ammonia] and water alone.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 29, 2011 06:08 PM (8y9MW)
Not that it isn't still germane, but I thought I'd make sure I hadn't missed something new.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 29, 2011 06:09 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:09 PM (niZvt)
Isn't this a few days old, Ace?
Not that it isn't still germane, but I thought I'd make sure I hadn't missed something new.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 29, 2011 06:09 PM (8y9MW)
HUSH!
Before he double posts it...
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:10 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Captain AlGore Kirk at August 29, 2011 06:11 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 29, 2011 06:11 PM (fj/P0)
I get annoyed with some conservatives who insist that human CO2 emissions do not influence the climate; they might, and it is a valid question. But I'm more disturbed by AGW proponents and their surprising lack of curiosity about things like the solar wind.
Posted by: sandy burger at August 29, 2011 06:13 PM (L07Yb)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 29, 2011 06:15 PM (2j/Mv)
Posted by: Ghwynne Willow Moonbeame at August 29, 2011 06:16 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: toby928™ at August 29, 2011 06:16 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: sifty: No Justice, No Peas at August 29, 2011 06:16 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 29, 2011 06:16 PM (vzFJV)
emissions do not influence the climate; they might, and it is a valid
question.
I don't know of any conservative who states, categorically, that CO2 emissions do not influence the climate. What they do say, is that the evidence isn't all in, and what evidence is in suggest that the effect on the climate of any "man-made" emission is negligible at worst.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 29, 2011 06:17 PM (8y9MW)
Normally, throwing out all the old models is an exciting time in science.
Normally, masses of scientists aren't as vested in "climate change" research money and political implications as they are in this case. Also, normally dissenting scientists aren't as openly intimidated by politicians and the academic heavy weight at East Anglia U.
These fuckers will fight ANY valid challenge to their bullshit tooth and nail, kicking and screaming, by hook and by crook.
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:17 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at August 29, 2011 06:17 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 29, 2011 06:18 PM (2j/Mv)
Well, they are all crooks, and there is a term for selling oneself...
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 29, 2011 06:18 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 29, 2011 06:18 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: toby928™ at August 29, 2011 06:20 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 29, 2011 06:20 PM (i6Neb)
Posted by: Socratease at August 29, 2011 06:20 PM (vaIln)
Posted by: Ben at August 29, 2011 06:21 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 29, 2011 06:21 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Y-not at August 29, 2011 06:21 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Socratease
The security of knowing were not stuttering clusterfucks of miserable failures.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2011 06:22 PM (s1vtf)
Posted by: Ghost of Al Gore Sr at August 29, 2011 06:22 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 29, 2011 06:22 PM (QMtmy)
You know, if you forget who that is in the video, what he's talking about, etc...
In other words, just looking at body language...
Gore looks freaking insane (or at least off balance). And even more so in the last year or so.
Look at him here: leaning forward, red faced, pointed eyebrows, staring intently at the interviewer. He almost seems like he's running out of breath expressing his thoughts.
Just from a PR point of view: this guy is a bad spokesman for the global warming movement. Thank God.
Posted by: dan-O at August 29, 2011 06:22 PM (BAjNF)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 29, 2011 06:23 PM (2j/Mv)
I get annoyed with some conservatives who insist that human CO2
emissions do not influence the climate; they might, and it is a valid
question.
Yes, it migh, and you are right that it should be researched - objectively, and free of vested interests. What I find unlikely is the magnitude of the impact the alarmists keep pushing. CO2 is, first of all, a trace compound in the atmosphere. And levels of C02 have varied significantly over time, but somehow the correlation with historic temperatures has never been demonstrated.
And then there is the fact the people that push the theory feel the need to intimidate other scientists into silence, and ensure their work cannot be even published...
All that should ring alarm bells.
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:23 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: maverick muse at August 29, 2011 06:23 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: The "Global Cooling" Academe Theory From the 1970's at August 29, 2011 06:24 PM (f8XyF)
Posted by: a at August 29, 2011 06:24 PM (wBEEc)
Posted by: huerfano at August 29, 2011 06:24 PM (kD+se)
Posted by: Jean at August 29, 2011 06:25 PM (WkuV6)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 29, 2011 06:25 PM (r4t7/)
Casting a few virgins into a volcano will appease the Sun god.
It's science.
Posted by: toby928™ at August 29, 2011 06:20 PM (GTbGH)
Good Luck finding virgins over the age of 11, guy... we are DOOMED.
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:25 PM (niZvt)
Good for them for bucking the stupid RNC rules.
Posted by: Y-not at August 29, 2011 06:25 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Jean at August 29, 2011 06:26 PM (WkuV6)
Posted by: Ben at August 29, 2011 06:26 PM (DKV43)
Wait... are they saying the sun, that massive ball of hot plasma, 330,000 times the mass of earth, that makes up 99.8% of all mass in the solar system, that is a massive nuclear fusion that fuses 620 million tons of hydrogen a second has some effect on how hot our planet is?
No fucking way.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at August 29, 2011 06:26 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 29, 2011 06:26 PM (2j/Mv)
Somebody throw another Quaalude, a pool boy, LAURIE DAVID"S CERVIX and a masseuse into Gore's
cave and shut that useless muthafucker up for a few minutes.
FIFY
Posted by: working man's PhD at August 29, 2011 06:27 PM (le5qc)
Posted by: Gerbil Malodor at August 29, 2011 06:27 PM (EF7U+)
Posted by: toby928™ at August 29, 2011 06:28 PM (GTbGH)
Have today's "climate scientists" ever explained why their compelling case for Coming New Ice Age in the 1970's was all wet?
You know... they "proved" that sunlight just wasn't hitting the ground anymore as much as it used to? Just PROVED IT, without a shadow of a doubt, and DEMANDED that HUNDREDS of BILLIONS of dollars be set aside to warehouse food!
So how did the Sunlight suddenly get through????
Remember: many of the VERY SAME scientists pushing GW today are the same ones that made their Brilliant Case for Ice Age back then. They OUGHT to be able to explain all that...
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:29 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: lu at August 29, 2011 06:29 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 29, 2011 06:29 PM (2j/Mv)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 29, 2011 06:30 PM (2j/Mv)
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 29, 2011 06:30 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:30 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Al Hore at August 29, 2011 06:31 PM (fj/P0)
Neanderthal?
I'm not allowed to guess anything else.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 29, 2011 06:31 PM (AZGON)
AlGore is one of the two whales the crew of the Enterprise rescues and brings to the future to save Earth from the sonic pinger on a stick. He's awaiting his transfiguration into Savior of the Earth and it looks like it might not happen ...
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 06:31 PM (FcKXR)
Posted by: Proteus at August 29, 2011 06:32 PM (ZOhOZ)
I guess we know what the N in CERN stands for.Posted by: huerfano at August 29, 2011 06:24 PM (kD+se)
"Nagger", per South Park.
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 06:32 PM (FcKXR)
Posted by: dan-O at August 29, 2011 06:33 PM (BAjNF)
So what is it? Just a shout out or is there something more to it? I'm not a very Twitterery person.
Posted by: Y-not at August 29, 2011 06:33 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 29, 2011 06:33 PM (AZGON)
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I guess we know what the N in CERN stands for.
Posted by: huerfano at August 29, 2011 06:24 PM (kD+se)
"Nagger", per South Park.
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 06:32 PM (FcKXR)
I thought it was "Niggard"?
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:33 PM (niZvt)
snippet:
As a voter, like me, you may find Perry's view on creationism disconcerting and a sign of an unsophisticated candidate. But the fact is that the progressives' faith-based devotion to government is far more consequential than Perry's faith-based position on evolution.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 29, 2011 06:35 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 29, 2011 06:35 PM (AZGON)
I have a tendency to keep my distance from people I know that are unabashed liberals...
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 29, 2011 06:36 PM (1rHeD)
Posted by: AntBrain at August 29, 2011 06:37 PM (Xa1cd)
Ones view of Evolution affects nothing. Obama's bizarre economic views are destroying the country.
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:38 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 29, 2011 06:38 PM (bjRNS)
Did he seriously say that? Seriously?
It's coming apart at the seams.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 29, 2011 06:38 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: formerly known as cherry pi at August 29, 2011 06:38 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at August 29, 2011 06:39 PM (kD+se)
"Al Gore declares that if any of your friend expresses any doubt about
Global Warming, you should shun/shut him up/shut him down as if he were
indulging in racial slurs."
Did he seriously say that? Seriously?
It's coming apart at the seams.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 29, 2011 06:38 PM (AZGON)
Well, that IS the Scientific Method of Free and Open Inquiry, right?
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:40 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Algore, Scientific Expert In All Things Sciencey at August 29, 2011 06:40 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 29, 2011 06:40 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: sandy burger at August 29, 2011 06:41 PM (L07Yb)
It's not a double post unless it's two consecutive posts. Since the first story was posted here on August 25th, this is a remake! Like Planet of the Apes old school and new school.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 29, 2011 06:41 PM (+JhHG)
The sheriff is ...
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at August 29, 2011 06:39 PM (kD+se)
AMC showed Blazing Saddles a couple of weeks and totally destroyed perhaps the funniest joke in the entire movie by completely cutting out the "...Laurel and Hardy Welcome to our new... Ni gger" line.
They DID however take pains to explain that Laurel Hardy were a comedy team. IDIOTS.
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:42 PM (niZvt)
vapour and clouds play a large role in determining global temperatures.
Tiny changes in overall cloud cover can result in relatively large
temperature changes.
Modern day lynching...
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 29, 2011 06:43 PM (pdRb1)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 29, 2011 06:43 PM (AZGON)
Like Planet of the Apes old school and new school.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 29, 2011 06:41 PM (+JhHG)
So, where's Marky Mark?
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 06:44 PM (FcKXR)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:44 PM (niZvt)
I remember seeing it once as part of a syndication package for the (I kid you not) African-American Heritage Network.
Posted by: nickless at August 29, 2011 06:45 PM (MMC8r)
couple of weeks and totally destroyed perhaps the funniest joke in the
entire movie by completely cutting out the "...Laurel and Hardy Welcome
to our new... Ni gger" line.They DID however take pains to explain that Laurel Hardy were a comedy team. IDIOTS.
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:42 PM
I have said, and it has been said by many others here, that Mel Brooks COULD NOT make this movie today. It is still one of the funniest movies of all time. Of all time.
Posted by: huerfano at August 29, 2011 06:46 PM (kD+se)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:47 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Y-not at August 29, 2011 06:47 PM (5H6zj)
Well... actualy....
If you know how Greenhouse gases work... they only absorb radiation in very specific frequencies (bands), and ALL of the radiation available for CO2 to absorb, is already being absorbed by CO2 and Water vapor.
We've long since passed the point where adding CO2 will change the thermodynamics of the atmosphere, UNLESS you add energy in those specific wavelengths...
Now, Warmists then say, well, the atmosphere will get warmer Higher up (ducting) if you add CO2, but this theory has not only not been prooven, butthe upper atmosphere has been Cooling... ergo, the ducting theory makes has, IMO, defies the existing data.
So... to be fair... this Conservative DOES say that adding more CO2 will not do a dang thing, as the existing CO2 is already abosorbing all the radiation available to be abosorbed (in its absorbtion spectrum).
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2011 06:49 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2011 06:49 PM (d0Tfm)
if any of your friend expresses any doubt about Global Warming, you
should shun/shut him up/shut him down as if he were indulging in racial
slurs.
"We have to win the conversation on climate."
"And by conversation, I mean verbally bullying you into submission. Yup, a one way conversation. 'Cause you got nothing you can say to me, your Mentat-ManBearPig. Conversation over. You go repent now. You been heretic for years."
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 06:49 PM (FcKXR)
>>you should shun
So, wait, does this mean Al Gore is Amish?
Posted by: Y-not at August 29, 2011 06:47 PM (5H6zj)
BURN HIM!!
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:49 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: nickless at August 29, 2011 06:51 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: sifty: No Justice, No Peas at August 29, 2011 06:52 PM (4CSeG)
emissions do not influence the climate; they might, and it is a valid
question.
As an esoteric question, yes. Given that CO2 is on the order of 0.04% of the atmosphere, and that other well known "greenhouse gases" are more readily available (water vapor, 0.40% over all, and 1-4% near the surface).
Unless there is an amplification effect - which I haven't seen claimed - CO2 isn't that interesting...actually, I'm more interested in finding out why the tree-ring temperature proxy suddenly becomes decoupled from temperature in the 1970s. That's the "hide the decline".
And more importantly, has that proxy ever been decoupled in the past, and how good are our temperature reconstructions of the past in light of this phenomena?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at August 29, 2011 06:52 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Jones at August 29, 2011 06:52 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: perplexed at August 29, 2011 06:52 PM (Te3kW)
At a campaign stop on Saturday in Winterset, one
man asked Paul how terrorist groups would react if the U.S. removed its
military presence in Middle Eastern nations, a move the candidate
advocates.
“Which enemy are you worried that will attack our national security?” Paul asked.
“If you’re looking for specifics, I’m talking about Islam. Radical Islam,” the man answered.
“I don’t see Islam as our enemy,” Paul said. “I see
that motivation is occupation and those who hate us and would like to
kill us, they are motivated by our invasion of their land, the support
of their dictators that they hate.”
Posted by: Y-not at August 29, 2011 06:52 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: formerly known as cherry pi at August 29, 2011 06:53 PM (OhYCU)
Kids know.
Posted by: working man's PhD at August 29, 2011 06:53 PM (le5qc)
why do liberals ignore the giant fusion reactor in the sky, bigger than 1,300,000 Earths, as maybe a possible component of our climate?Posted by: Jones at August 29, 2011 06:52 PM (8sCoq)
All liberals worship gasbags, but they also happen to know that gasbags never accomplish anything.
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 06:53 PM (FcKXR)
That's just crazy talk right there. Next thing you know these wackos will tell us that the earth orbits the sun.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 29, 2011 06:53 PM (4nfy2)
Posted by: Jones at August 29, 2011 06:54 PM (8sCoq)
why do liberals ignore the giant fusion reactor in the sky, bigger than 1,300,000 Earths, as maybe a possible component of our climate?
Posted by: Jones at August 29, 2011 06:52 PM (8sCoq)
Because THAT won't allow them to seize control of every aspect of our lives. Of course, they figure if GW bullshit doesn't pan out, there is always Obamacare.
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 06:55 PM (niZvt)
emissions do not influence the climate; they might, and it is a valid
question.
I get annoyed when volcanoes spew out more CO2 than all the humans who ever lived.
Fuckin inconsiderate, racist volcanoes.
Posted by: sifty: No Justice, No Peas at August 29, 2011 06:55 PM (4CSeG)
I'd like to know how that's possible if the gasses (and hence, the atmosphere)are constantly in motion. And yeah, I ask that question a lot because I still haven't heard a definite, simple answer yet.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2011 06:56 PM (d0Tfm)
For days I've had this nagging knot in the pit of my stomach. I wascertain it was racism. Imagine my relief when I found out it was only global warming denial.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 29, 2011 06:56 PM (jx2j9)
Posted by: formerly known as cherry pi at August 29, 2011 06:57 PM (OhYCU)
It's in New York.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 29, 2011 06:57 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Jones at August 29, 2011 06:58 PM (8sCoq)
wearing the cymbal as a peasant straw hat and slitting his eyes.
Posted by: working man's PhD at August 29, 2011 06:53 PM (le5qc)
You have NO idea how traumatized we all are by that, Round Eye!
Posted by: Two Billion Narrow Eyed Asians at August 29, 2011 06:58 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Al Gore, Sr. at August 29, 2011 06:58 PM (4nfy2)
Posted by: Al Gore's Restaurant at August 29, 2011 06:59 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2011 07:00 PM (kD+se)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 29, 2011 07:01 PM (JTbsR)
For days I've had this nagging knot in the pit of my stomach. I
wascertain it was racism. Imagine my relief when I found out it was
only global warming denial.
Whew! That was a close shave!
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 07:01 PM (niZvt)
Most people still don't have the time and energy to sit down and work out all the misleading statements and shell games and just plain mistakes surrounding all the discussion of GW, AGW, CAGW, CC, and all the other acronyms people use and misuse to highlight or hide whatever details they want.
The biggest problem is not that some people have an agenda, but that the people who don't have one don't have anyone they trust *not* to have an agenda to clarify it.
Or we wouldn't be in this damned mess.
I do think that scientists in general have *completely* fallen down on self-enforcement of honesty and ethics, and not just in climate science but medicine and other areas as well.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 29, 2011 07:01 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 29, 2011 07:01 PM (jx2j9)
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:02 PM (ipxOT)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2011 07:02 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: Jones at August 29, 2011 07:02 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2011 06:56 PM (d0Tfm)
No.
Now, some of the models use that, and its a flaw, but that's not inherent to the claim.
So mixed gases don't, by themselves, debunk anything but those models.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 29, 2011 07:03 PM (bxiXv)
http://wp.me/p7y4l-5CR
especially the following:
The following year, five scientists... published a paper in Science called “Nuclear Winter: Global Consequences of Multiple Nuclear Explosions.” This was the so-called TTAPS report, which attempted to quantify more rigorously the atmospheric effects, with the added credibility to be gained from an actual computer model of climate.
At the heart of the TTAPS undertaking was another equation, never specifically expressed, but one that could be paraphrased as follows:
Ds = Wn Ws Wh Tf Tb Pt Pr Pe etc
(The amount of tropospheric dust = # warheads x size warheads x warhead detonation height x flammability of targets x Target burn duration x Particles entering the Troposphere x Particle reflectivity x Particle endurance, and so on.)
The similarity to the Drake equation is striking. As with the Drake equation, none of the variables can be determined. None at all...
And remember, this is only four years after the OTA study concluded that the underlying scientific processes were so poorly known that no estimates could be reliably made.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 29, 2011 07:04 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Charie Gibson at August 29, 2011 07:04 PM (niZvt)
When the volume goes to fifteen, the price goes to sixteen.
It's all about der Raffke.
Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 29, 2011 07:04 PM (PcoXF)
if the latest scheme and its proposed solution would allow the usual suspects to accomplish what they've been trying to accomplish all along, it's a scam
Posted by: Jones at August 29, 2011 07:04 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Those fuckers at CERN at August 29, 2011 07:05 PM (TXKVh)
Well, in such a ridiculously complicated chaotic system, it's hard to model what will be damped and what will be amplified. (Which makes those computer models they rely on hilariously useless, since they mostly can't be checked against data, and when can be, they usually fail.)
I'm not losing sleep over global warming. I'm a lot more worried about water pollution than air pollution, anyhow.
Posted by: sandy burger at August 29, 2011 07:05 PM (L07Yb)
AlGore is finished and he knows it. He doesn't care what he says anymore. Liberals are such sore losers.Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:02 PM (ipxOT)
Well then, haul The Great White Whale's bloated carcass over here so we can start rendering his blubber for its oil.
Posted by: crew of the Pequod at August 29, 2011 07:05 PM (FcKXR)
AlGore Obama is finished and he knows it. He doesn't care what he says where he vacations anymore. Liberals are such sore losers.
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:02 PM (ipxOT)
FTFY
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 07:05 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: dogfish at August 29, 2011 07:05 PM (NuPNl)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 07:06 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 29, 2011 07:06 PM (eOXTH)
Second! they trotted out on the weather hype thread.
Posted by: maverick muse at August 29, 2011 07:06 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2011 07:07 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: Revisionist Obama at August 29, 2011 07:08 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2011 06:56 PM (d0Tfm)
Its because to Libs, all things are equal, andbecause in our supposedly equal society, we still self segregate into Neighborhoods (black neighborhoods, Hispanic, other)... they believe CO2 and Oxygen must do the same thing???
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2011 07:08 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: That Black Hole at August 29, 2011 07:09 PM (TXKVh)
I CANT FIND THE GIANTS JETS GAME on TV
If you've got a PS3, you can stream it to the TV. Look for the NFL app in the "Videos" menu. (Granted, you'll have to pay for the package ... )
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 29, 2011 07:09 PM (bjRNS)
Maybe I should go back to planet rapers. No, might upset Roman Polanski.Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2011 07:07 PM (TXKVh)
Planet ravishers. It has a certain sauciness about it and if there's one thing that can be said about this crew, we do love our sauces ...
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 07:09 PM (FcKXR)
Posted by: goracle at August 29, 2011 07:09 PM (zeLiy)
Posted by: Spike Lee's wet dream at August 29, 2011 07:09 PM (gppu7)
if he could only get some one to massage his adductors he could relax.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 29, 2011 07:06 PM (eOXTH)
So it's just a case of Al's blue balls, eh? Blue balls cause global warming, you know!
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 07:09 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: perplexed at August 29, 2011 06:52 PM (Te3kW)
I love carbon. Especially when it's cooked medium-rare with mushroom sauce. Or the carbon sticks in flirty, sexy nighties who beckon me to their bedrooms.
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:09 PM (ipxOT)
Bellowing Fatass of a Fucking Fraud flies from real climate debate like Dracula from sunlight... except more clumsily.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 29, 2011 07:10 PM (r4t7/)
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2011 07:10 PM (zeLiy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 07:10 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: No Whining
If I were one to ravish a planet, I would be inclined to wear my hat at a rakish, even jaunty angle.
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2011 07:11 PM (TXKVh)
Planet ravishers. It has a certain sauciness about it and if there's one thing that can be said about this crew, we do love our sauces ...
Posted by: No Whining
Care for some Cream of Sum Yong Gai?
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 07:12 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:09 PM (ipxOT)
LOL... yeah... think I'll have a little Steak on my Carbon tonight...
Carbon... its watt's for dinner?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2011 07:12 PM (NtXW4)
Gee, you can never find any good ravishers out there. I wonder if there was more ravishing before the feminization of america.Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2011 07:10 PM (zeLiy)
The bodice-ripping novels' industry thanks you for your support!
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 07:12 PM (FcKXR)
Posted by: Moochelle Obama at August 29, 2011 07:12 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: AL GORE'S SECOND CHAKRA at August 29, 2011 07:12 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 07:13 PM (niZvt)
It brings a whole new meaning to the early sixties disaster movie "A Crack in the World."
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 29, 2011 07:13 PM (AZGON)
Got any 6'4" Scottish Lairds who are rough yet tender?
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2011 07:15 PM (zeLiy)
Posted by: Amalgamated Planet Ravishers, Local 3.1416 at August 29, 2011 07:15 PM (FcKXR)
Got any 6'4" Scottish Lairds who are rough yet tender?Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2011 07:15 PM (zeLiy)
Depends on how you cook 'em.
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 07:16 PM (FcKXR)
So, the science is settled and there's no need to debate.
science, it's magic!
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 29, 2011 07:17 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Chuckit at August 29, 2011 07:17 PM (AV436)
Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2011 07:18 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: Moochelle Obama at August 29, 2011 07:12 PM (lpWVn)
Hmmmm.... so thats Barraks excuse for no Nookie?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2011 07:18 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 29, 2011 07:18 PM (k4Ha8)
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 07:16 PM (FcKXR)
I'll just take the Irish ginger spice, thank you very much.
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:19 PM (ipxOT)
Yep, that was us!
Posted by: Amalgamated Planet Ravishers, Local 3.1416 at August 29, 2011 07:19 PM (FcKXR)
Posted by: CERN at August 29, 2011 07:20 PM (mJznp)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2011 07:20 PM (TXKVh)
"And our hope and expectation is that the members of Congress from both
parties will come back with a heightened sense of urgency to put the
American people ahead of party, ahead of politics, and to do something
right for the economy."
- B-Jay Carney
August 29, 2011
You see that?
Urgency shall commence next week.
Posted by: soothsayer at August 29, 2011 07:20 PM (mFNJH)
Posted by: Y-not at August 29, 2011 07:20 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 29, 2011 07:20 PM (bWN4D)
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:19 PM (ipxOT)
Something tells me that needed a sock.
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:21 PM (ipxOT)
Posted by: sifty, Planet Raping Tearorist at August 29, 2011 07:21 PM (4CSeG)
I once ravished Tipper while she ate an entire Mrs. Smith's Dutch Apple Pie.Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2011 07:18 PM (TXKVh)
Was that before or after you sucked out her soul in front of an audience of millions?
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 07:22 PM (FcKXR)
Ain't this juicy enough for you?
Retracing
those 14 years, what if physics had functioned as it is supposed to do?
What if CLOUD, quickly approved and funded, had verified the Svensmark
effect with all the authority of CERN, in the early 2000s. What if the
Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change had done a responsible job,
acknowledging the role of the Sun and curtailing the prophecies of
catastrophic warming?
For
a start there would have no surprise about the “travesty” that global
warming has stopped since the mid-1990s, with the Sun becoming sulky.
Vast sums might have been saved on misdirected research and technology,
and on climate change fests and wheezes of every kind. The world’s poor
and their fragile living environment could have had far more useful help
than precautions against warming.
And
there would have been less time for so many eminent folk from science,
politics, industry, finance, the media and the arts to be taken in by
man-made climate catastrophe. (In London, for example, from the Royal
Society to the National Theatre.) Sadly for them, in the past ten years
they’ve crowded with their warmist badges into a Hall of Shame, like
bankers before the crash.
Posted by: Chuckit at August 29, 2011 07:23 PM (AV436)
Posted by: Will Folks at August 29, 2011 07:23 PM (JTbsR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 29, 2011 07:24 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: sifty, Planet Raping Tearorist at August 29, 2011 07:21 PM (4CSeG)
I know what you mean. All I got was worms afterwards.
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:24 PM (ipxOT)
156
I once ravished Tipper while she ate an entire Mrs. Smith's Dutch Apple Pie.Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2011 07:18 PM (TXKVh)
Was that before or after you sucked out her soul in front of an audience of millions?
Posted by: No Whining
Sucking out her soul took years. I was trying to fill that void after selling mine to the Clintons.
Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2011 07:25 PM (TXKVh)
All that money wasted paying fools to write useless computer programs hiding declines could have been spent on solar research instead.
Posted by: sandy burger at August 29, 2011 07:26 PM (L07Yb)
Was Jethro Bodine busy when they planned this comprehensive counter punch?
Or was the Texas Tea thing a bone of contention with the carbon crowd?
Posted by: ontherocks at August 29, 2011 07:26 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Amalgamated Planet Ravishers, Local 3.1416 at August 29, 2011 07:26 PM (FcKXR)
Posted by: Those fuckers at CERN at August 29, 2011 07:27 PM (TXKVh)
think my irony gland is about to explode - we have the son of a man who
filibustered against the Civil Rights Act, who is also a failed
divinity student, leading an inquisition against those who dare to
question his 'orthodoxy', who then doubles down on stupid by attempting
to play the race card. Sorry ManBearPig - your Card has been declined.
Posted by: goozer at August 29, 2011 07:27 PM (vQcKN)
that human CO2 emissions do not influence the climate; they might, and
it is a valid question. But I'm more disturbed by AGW proponents and
their surprising lack of curiosity about things like the solar wind.
Posted by: sandy burger at August 29, 2011 06:13 PM (L07Yb)
Excuse me, but the problem here isn't those who are skeptical, it is those who want to push one orthodoxy and muzzle everyone else.
Posted by: KG at August 29, 2011 07:29 PM (LD21B)
What - you haven't read it?Ain't this juicy enough for you?Posted by: Chuckit at August 29, 2011 07:23 PM (AV436)
Read that part. Glad someone committed it to paper, but we knew the train wreck physicists and other "scientists" willingly entered into would get its comeuppance eventually.
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 07:29 PM (FcKXR)
Posted by: Cosmic Ray at August 29, 2011 07:29 PM (gppu7)
Posted by: Amalgamated Planet Ravishers, Local 3.1416 at August 29, 2011 07:26 PM (FcKXR)
Gaia also loves giant mechanical earth excavators, 'cause she doesn't have anyhands to scratch her crabs.
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:31 PM (ipxOT)
Posted by: sifty, Planet Raping Tearorist at August 29, 2011 07:31 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: K Street at August 29, 2011 07:31 PM (FcKXR)
Bullshit
Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 29, 2011 07:34 PM (HPcQF)
Only powerful prescription and illegal drugs mixed on top of a very sick mind could produce this level of FAIL.
We dodged a hell of a bullet by not getting that bloated toad Gore as President.
Posted by: sifty, Planet Raping Tearorist at August 29, 2011 07:35 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff is in BEAST MODE at August 29, 2011 07:35 PM (ESdzV)
Posted by: sifty, Planet Raping Tearorist at August 29, 2011 07:35 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2011 07:37 PM (YhI7X)
Posted by: Havedash at August 29, 2011 07:37 PM (JfvbF)
Yup.
And the reputation of science will probably pay for it.
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 07:37 PM (KeJbA)
Casting a few virgins into a volcano will appease the Sun god.
It's
science.
Posted by: toby928™ at August 29, 2011 06:20 PM (GTbGH)
I vote we save the virgins and cast Al Gore into the volcano. The guy is such a sack of shit.
Posted by: Killerdog at August 29, 2011 07:38 PM (CZrbJ)
Posted by: Jean at August 29, 2011 07:38 PM (TjgR9)
Gaia!? Do you even have to ask?Posted by: Will Folks at August 29, 2011 07:23 PM (JTbsR)
And all recent Earth-shaking activity is your work, too?
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 07:39 PM (FcKXR)
Posted by: Mr Fever Head at August 29, 2011 07:39 PM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: KOW at August 29, 2011 07:40 PM (TbM8N)
Posted by: Killerdog at August 29, 2011 07:38 PM (CZrbJ)
Why did I suddenly get a mental picture of the end of 'Joe and the Volcano'??? WITHOUT Meg Ryane?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2011 07:41 PM (NtXW4)
Huzzah.
National suicide never ceases to bring teh funneh.
Posted by: sifty, Planet Raping Tearorist at August 29, 2011 07:41 PM (4CSeG)
I always thought "Earth In The Balance" was the tipping point, coupled with his son's death.
Losing to Bush triggered the "nothing to lose everything to gain" syndrome.
Posted by: jwb7605 at August 29, 2011 07:42 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2011 07:43 PM (EeYDk)
Posted by: Havedash at August 29, 2011 07:37 PM (JfvbF
Scene #1: Closeup of Algore stroking a "white" pussycat........
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:43 PM (ipxOT)
Like the perfectBond villian...Posted by: Havedash at August 29, 2011 07:37 PM (JfvbF)
AGW "Deniers":
Do you expect us to change our views?
Al Goreacle:
No, you raaaaacists. I expect you to die.
Posted by: No Whining at August 29, 2011 07:44 PM (FcKXR)
Posted by: sifty, Planet Raping Tearorist at August 29, 2011 07:44 PM (4CSeG)
Lately, Beck has been a tad messianic. I've been tuning him out (in spite of our own Stand With Israel event, which was a huge success).
I enjoy his show when they're funny and mocking idiots like Al Gore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2011 07:45 PM (UOM48)
Screw you. I worked on that Y2K crap. I saw what kind of bugs were lurking, and they were more than a little dangerous.
Find the guy or gal who worked on your bank's code, and thank them for keeping your account from going to 0.00 on 1/1/2000.
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 29, 2011 07:47 PM (bjRNS)
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:43 PM (ipxOT)
Pussycat named 'Second Chakra'. First Chakra tragically died when he feel into that bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken Gore was feasting on...
Posted by: Havedash at August 29, 2011 07:47 PM (JfvbF)
FIFY.
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 07:51 PM (KeJbA)
Well.....then....thank you. Now get off my fucking property!
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 07:51 PM (ipxOT)
Uuuuuuhhhmmmm no.
The banks and corporations that had issues were aware of it, and had plenty of time to fix it. And did indeed fix it. No crisis.
The millions of people who bought generators or payed for Y2K patches to their fucking Windows PC's were all scammed, big time.
Total fraud.
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 07:53 PM (KeJbA)
Posted by: bernverdnardo at August 29, 2011 07:53 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: ooGcM taoBmaetS at August 29, 2011 07:54 PM (fGQVX)
Posted by: Amalgamated Planet Ravishers, Local 3.1416 at August 29, 2011 07:26 PM (FcKXR)
For some reason, Attack of The 50 Foot Woman comes to mind...
Posted by: Typical Libtard at August 29, 2011 07:54 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 29, 2011 07:54 PM (WCm02)
Overblown bullshit.
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 07:54 PM (KeJbA)
Posted by: Steph at August 29, 2011 07:55 PM (7hEmy)
Global Warming was never the core issue, but merely one of many excuses and obfuscations they have used to camouflage an otherwise blatant attempt to seize power and control over the lives of others.
Even Marxism is not the root of their evil, but the desire to dictate how others shall live. Marxism and its analogues were just a means to that end.
Only when this is understood and they are fought tooth and toenail as the existential enemies of liberty will true progress be made towards limiting their malign influence.
One of the best tricks that the left pulls is to get us to play games arguing about things like Global Warming instead of attacking their true agenda. They create these disposable positions to sucker us into spending time trying to debunk them instead of focusing on their true agenda: CONTROL.
That is not to say that we should ignore these scams, only that we should never be distracted by them to the point that we lose sight of the real issue.
Posted by: Lee Reynolds at August 29, 2011 07:58 PM (zkRoG)
Posted by: Algore at August 29, 2011 07:58 PM (niZvt)
Ah, I understand.
You're trying to split the wrong hair -- there was a danger with Y2K, and we were still working on fixing it in 1999. I think our fixes were deployed in August. Just because everyone knew about the problem didn't mean we were done that far ahead of time.
Scheduling, in case you haven't noticed, is not the computer industry's strong suit.
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 29, 2011 08:00 PM (bjRNS)
Posted by: city gal at August 29, 2011 08:00 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: newrouter at August 29, 2011 08:01 PM (/ycAc)
Say what you want about Tipper, but she got out just before that idiot
lost the last vestige of his fried brain. He's a real SOB that is
perpetually angry. How anyone could live with an asshole like him is
beyond me.
Posted by: Steph at August 29, 2011 07:55 PM (7hEmy)
I wonder how many times Al had to get his second chakra released by the hotel help before Flipper finally flipped out...
Posted by: Algore at August 29, 2011 08:01 PM (niZvt)
Pray for me. *tosses back glass of vodka*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2011 08:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2011 08:02 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2011 08:03 PM (niZvt)
This has always been my argument when someone confronts me with the AGW meme. It's never been about the climate or science.
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 08:03 PM (ipxOT)
Yes, I know there was. I heard all about it on the news. The power would go out, society would revert to a state of lawless anarchy, planes would fall out of the sky, and milk and prescription medication would spoil and expire 100 years before it was even made. Andthe coffee potwould become a berserk killing machine hellbent on harvesting all humanityso it could use our eyeball jelly as grease to lubricate it's internal moving parts.
Unless you bought a $200 Y2k survival kit, of course.
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 08:04 PM (KeJbA)
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 29, 2011 08:05 PM (KbEJl)
*claps hands over mouth* *pounds head into desk*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2011 08:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Charles Gibson, what never heard of the Sun at August 29, 2011 08:05 PM (vTTpq)
Interesting (but cynical) theory. I'll keep it in mind.
I agree that it's frustrating when so many peoplerecognize the hoax, but then go on to say "those liberals... they believe the craziest shit". No. They created the hoax, they know it's bullshit (I'm not talking about the useful idiots). The question is why. There's no innocent answer to that one.
Posted by: bernverdnardo at August 29, 2011 08:05 PM (xXhWA)
Global Warming was never the core issue, but merely one of many excuses
and obfuscations they have used to camouflage an otherwise blatant
attempt to seize power and control over the lives of others.
One does wonder what's next for the enviro-marxists. There will have to be something as big and pointless as climate change. Toxic seas? Degradation of the earth's crust? Man-caused wormholes that eat down to the earth's core?
Posted by: arhooley at August 29, 2011 08:06 PM (3n2lK)
Never mind the fact China is opening up something like 40 new coal powered plants a MONTH. We're going to impose hardships on ourselves to out a small dent in a possibly non-existent problem.
Dingbats.
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 08:07 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 08:07 PM (ipxOT)
Posted by: Bill O'Reiiiilly at August 29, 2011 08:08 PM (WCm02)
OMG. In O'Really's community, everyone stuck together. The owners of his favorite restaurant opened up.
*claps hands over mouth* *pounds head into desk*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2011 08:05 PM (UOM4
It's a well known fact that the ancient Ionian Greeks believed that the entire solar system revolved around O'Really's favorite restaurant.
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 08:08 PM (niZvt)
That Al Gore?
Posted by: FireHorse at August 29, 2011 08:09 PM (RZRz9)
Posted by: Cum drenched poodle at August 29, 2011 08:09 PM (STTZD)
Say what you want about Tipper, but she got out just before that idiot
lost the last vestige of his fried brain.
But she was there for the horrible part -- when he was sexually viable. shudder
Posted by: arhooley at August 29, 2011 08:10 PM (3n2lK)
Ozone layers.
The ozone layers have teh bird flu.
And uh... acid ... trees. Acid trees. Acidic trees. They're um, big danger and shit.
Also electricity causes cancer. That's why Africa doesn't have it any more, they were smart enough to get rid of that shit 2000 years ago.
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 08:10 PM (KeJbA)
Posted by: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People AudioBook at August 29, 2011 08:11 PM (pCCk4)
New Thread Please!
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 08:11 PM (niZvt)
I wonder how many times Al had to get his second chakra released by the hotel help before Flipper finally flipped out...
Posted by: Algore at August 29, 2011 08:01 PM (niZvt)
Seeing the angry man he is, she probably pushed his ass out the door to the hotel maids. How many times did she have to see that anger explodein her own house? What we've been seeing for the last few years seems to be the man he truly is. He's a vile, despicable human being.
Posted by: Steph at August 29, 2011 08:12 PM (7hEmy)
Posted by: CERN at August 29, 2011 08:12 PM (mJznp)
Just got ANOTHER e-mail from my 89 year-old RINO f-i-l saying he hates Rick Perry and he's voting for RON PAUL, bitches.
*heads for 'fridge for a glass of wine....or three*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2011 08:12 PM (UOM48)
Newsflash, Al. You're a fat, sweaty fuck. Ever notice how fat, sweaty fucks are always hot? Going to the store in winter wearing tank tops and shorts, showing off their blotchy-ass fat fuck skin?
How about dropping a quarter-ton, Shamoo? You won't need so much A/C once your fat ass isn't generating 50,000 BTUs just to work your overtaxed lungs, ya juicy bitch.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff is in BEAST MODE at August 29, 2011 08:13 PM (ESdzV)
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 08:13 PM (ipxOT)
Posted by: Elize Nayden at August 29, 2011 08:14 PM (CC3z6)
Posted by: bernverdnardo at August 29, 2011 08:16 PM (xXhWA)
Be vigilant or it will come a croper.
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 29, 2011 08:17 PM (KbEJl)
The spam is late tonight.
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 29, 2011 08:13 PM (ipxOT)
Don't mock. It's working on world domination. And curious/city gal is its engine, fueling the hipsters and libtards to get off their lazy asses, and abandon their Starbucks and Barnes and Noble, and.......continue to sit on their entitled asses and blame their parents for the fact they don't have flying vehicles and whatnot.EoJ....take over for me...I'm tired.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2011 08:17 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit who thinks Obama is a SCOAMF at August 29, 2011 08:18 PM (mJznp)
Arizona and Florida looking to hold their primaries in January.
Good for them for bucking the stupid RNC rules.
I've always felt we should hold primaries by region NE, SE, Middle states, SW NW. Then rotate the order each election...Oh, yea, and make Iowa Last for all eterenty.
Posted by: Paladin at August 29, 2011 08:18 PM (rSvmM)
What do you think my fat x wife is doing right now?
I'll bet trying to get on Keith's show to dis me.
Won't happen.
I guess that tongue down her throat at the convention was the last insult.
She never swallowed, just to let you know.
Posted by: Al Gore, the douche bag that everyone hated in HS at August 29, 2011 08:20 PM (hXJOG)
How about dropping a quarter-ton, Shamoo? You won't need so much A/C
once your fat ass isn't generating 50,000 BTUs just to work your
overtaxed lungs, ya juicy bitch.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff is in BEAST MODE at August 29, 2011 08:13 PM (ESdzV)
Easy, Jeff! Don't make him release his Second Chakra on your ass!!
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 29, 2011 08:21 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Forrest Gump at August 29, 2011 08:22 PM (oCMdU)
Posted by: Tipper Gore at August 29, 2011 08:23 PM (4b9a0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2011 08:23 PM (UOM48)
fantastic bottom. I will share you with my friend. Your comments are
toe sucking good!
Posted by: Julia Childe's Secret Life eBook at August 29, 2011 08:25 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 29, 2011 08:27 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jennifer Grey at August 29, 2011 08:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Entropy
So wrong. Businesses typically don't deal with issues until the last minute. Pretty much everyone in Y2K remediation was working away merrily in 1999.
As for awareness, much of the date sensitive code was hidden in unexpected places. For example, a company might think a critical accounting report was safe because it didn't have any apparent dates on it. However, when you drilled down in the code it turns out the report ran off a legacy database extract that hadn't been modified in a decade that did break when the calendar rolled over.
Ask any vet of the Code-Wars, sonny.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2011 08:32 PM (EeYDk)
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 08:33 PM (KeJbA)
I'm still holding out for ATPD (Anthropogenic Tectonic Plate Drift).
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 08:33 PM (KeJbA)
All of Bush's bombing of Baghdad caused the earthquake in Japan!
Posted by: Michelle O. at August 29, 2011 08:34 PM (niZvt)
Until the Government and the UN fixed it.
I remember.
No scare mongering at all.... just layers of fact checking and entrepid journalism.
Let me tell you, 99% of the public really needed to be very worried about those bank computers.
Because of the zombies. I remember.
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 08:35 PM (KeJbA)
Good for them for bucking the stupid RNC rules.
Posted by: Paladin
Florida is supposed to be one of Romney's stronger states, so having them go early helps keep Mittens in the race.
So, boo....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2011 08:35 PM (EeYDk)
Thank you. I find these exchanges stimulating.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 29, 2011 08:35 PM (jx2j9)
The cavemen started the plate surfing by fapping dinosaurs.
Posted by: Jennifer Grey at August 29, 2011 08:36 PM (piMMO)
Thank god, if not for those, your bank account would have been wiped out.
And the Y2k Zombiepocalyse survival guides for $29.99... they saved my life!
Also I'm really glad I stocked up on canned goods because I was thinking about eating nothing but baked beans, corned beef hash and canned yams for 12 years and running anyway.
You know, I only bought 12 years worth because everyone knows the world will end when the Y-60k Mayan GalaticCalendar rolls over and milk starts expiring 60,000 years before it was even made.
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 08:41 PM (KeJbA)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 29, 2011 08:35 PM (jx2j9)
=========
You neglected to mention he is also an oxygen thief.
Posted by: jc at August 29, 2011 08:43 PM (i8c5b)
Hey, the hole in the ozone layer was a real and serious problem. Which got solved.
In the '40s and '50s, rivers were being poisoned by industry. That, too, was a real problem, which got solved.
The problem with the environmental "movement" is that the cause of environmentalism is already universally embraced in America. They won. But, they can't seem to stop fighting, even if they have to invent enemies.
Posted by: sandy burger at August 29, 2011 08:44 PM (YPhkh)
Still relevant. Totally happened.
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 08:46 PM (KeJbA)
Speaking of which, are you ready for aliens? You knuckledraggers think you're so smart.
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Village Idiot Emeritus at August 29, 2011 08:49 PM (r4t7/)
Somewhere, Galileo laughs.
The party line back when I was in school was that heliocentrism was an advance back in the Renaissance times because it told people that the "universe didn't revolve around them"... presumably metaphorically as well as literally.
Perhaps the warmists can't deal with the universe refusing to revolve around them? Hmmm....
Posted by: DRH at August 29, 2011 08:54 PM (xFoDt)
Posted by: OkieTea at August 29, 2011 08:55 PM (lWYUS)
I'm so happy you put up a racism post. It gives me an excuse to link one of the funniest damned things I've read in a while
Posted by: Jennifer Grey at August 29, 2011 08:27 PM
Whoa, thanks for that. That was beautiful!
Posted by: arhooley at August 29, 2011 09:03 PM (3n2lK)
I need to brush up on my history.
Posted by: Anony at August 29, 2011 09:06 PM (Yigvc)
Good times. Good times.
Better hope the Kangaroo flu don't get you. It's coming. Unless you pay me. Srsly.
http://tinyurl.com/3psahks
Better do it.
Posted by: Entropy at August 29, 2011 09:07 PM (KeJbA)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2011 08:32 PM (EeYDk)
(raises hand)
While obviously the effects on a given company or agency varied, generally speaking the word "crisis" was overwrought BS. The absolute vast majority of popular panic (car will stop, grocery stores will go empty, planes falling from the sky) was:
HORSE SHIT.
Don't conflate "the panic was grossly overstated" with "nothing was ever going to happen."
Problems can exist without being the end of the damned world.
Most of the people who finished at the last minute did so because they scheduled to finish at the last minute (IME), what can I say but people buy lottery tickets.
Mostly this argument is two groups of people furiously beating strawmen, however.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 29, 2011 10:09 PM (bxiXv)
Yes, Al Gore (Jr.) is still trying to come to terms with his (dead) father. Al Gore (Jr.) now says that he wants to steer the conversation using the same techniques used to quash racism. Perhaps if a youthful Al Gore Jr. had used these techniques with his father, Al Gore Sr., his father would have voted for the Civil Rights Act of 1964, instead of voting against it, as his father's choice is now recorded for the remainder of history.
Obviously, the irony is lost on Al Gore Jr.
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