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And Here We Go: Weiner Said He's Hiring "Private Security Firm" to Handle Matter

Wait wait wait: Did I predict that on Saturday, and then Sunday, and then Monday, and then Tuesday?

Did I predict that? Oh yeah, I guess I did.

Gee, how is it I seem to know every move he'll make?

Am I psychic?

Or am I simply capable of wargaming this out from the first assumption that he's guilty?

Oh, and this idiot also just said that someone else sent the Tweet, but he can't say "with certitude" it's not his junk.

What?

Andrew Breitbart had a picture of his junk?

How did Andrew Breitbart get that?

What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?

Video Up: At the Right Scoop.

I'm sensing... panic... desperation... an inability to talk his way out of this... increasing skepticism... I sense.. he's really working on his wife to finally give that interview, which so far she's refused to do, where she sits next to him and holds his hand as Diane Sawyer asks, in soft-focus, about "the normal problems people have in a marriage"...

These are my psychic premonitions. Do not misuse them. These are gifts.

From Satan.

But still gifts, and we still shouldn't treat them dismissively.

Even Satan has feelings.

Posted by: Ace at 02:19 PM




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1
Interview live-feed btw:

Politico:

Rep. Anthony Weiner 'cant say with certitude' photo isn't him

Rep. Anthony Weiner says he cant say with certitude that the photo
of a mans crotch sent using his Twitter account isnt of him.I didnt send that picture out, Weiner says.Thats not a picture of you? he is asked by NBC News.
Weiner responds: You know, I cant say with certitude.

The New York lawmaker continued to claim that his Twitter account was hacked.

My system was hacked, pictures can be manipulated, dropped in and
inserted, he said. One reason I asked a firm to look at what the heck
happened here is to see maybe something was manipulated, maybe
something was dropped in.

We dont know for sure what happened here, Weiner added. But lets
try to take a step back. This is a circumstance where someone committed
a prank on the Internet, spoofed me, made fun of me, whatever. Were
taking it seriously in as much we want to make sure it doesnt happen
again.
The live feed of the interview was cut off because of technical
difficulties but MSNBC promises to air it during the 2 p.m. ET hour.

Posted by: momma at June 01, 2011 02:21 PM (penCf)

2 Breitbart's so crafty he's got pics of all our junk taken at the hospital when we were born. He just waits until we screw up and then....UNLEASH THE JUNK!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at June 01, 2011 02:21 PM (GQ8sn)

3 Any word on if it is the same firm OJ hired? Those guys were really good.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 01, 2011 02:22 PM (TpXEI)

4 Ace, this weiner is consuming you.

Posted by: Barbarian at June 01, 2011 02:22 PM (EL+OC)

5 I thought all you famous bloggerz swap dic-pics regularly .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 01, 2011 02:22 PM (npr0X)

6 Andrew Breitbart has a picture of my junk. He took it on a brief sabbatical we took to the Canadian Rockies.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2011 02:22 PM (84pE9)

7 What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?


I sent him a pic of my junk, but he said he already had a tent.

Posted by: Rosi O'Donnell at June 01, 2011 02:22 PM (penCf)

8 But Ace, my dear fellow, Howard Kurtz says this looks faked. So, finis.

Plus, Ben Smith is butthurt, so get him a Greek chorus, stat.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 02:22 PM (AZGON)

9 Andrew Breitbart had a picture of his junk?



How did Andrew Breitbart get that?



What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?



Just wanted to move this down to the comments so Breitbart would see it.

Posted by: Andy at June 01, 2011 02:23 PM (5Rurq)

10 What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?


I tweeted him a pic of my junk, but he said he had no need for a toothpick.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at June 01, 2011 02:23 PM (penCf)

11 What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?

EVERY DEMOCRAT IN WASHINGTON DC!!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLES!!!

Posted by: THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON at June 01, 2011 02:23 PM (AZGON)

12 And Here We Go: Weiner Said He's Hiring "Private Security Firm" to Handle Matter

Alan Dershowitz is going to be very pissed off. This privatization of law enforcement was the basis of his claim, in the movie, at least, to need to defend Von Bulow against the private security firm that the Von Bulow kids had hired.

I guess Weiner never watched "Reversal of Fortune". He was too busy building a portfolio of head shots for his dick.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 01, 2011 02:23 PM (G/MYk)

13 You know who has a pretty good idea of whether that's Mad Anthony's sceptre or not? Mrs. Weiner.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 01, 2011 02:24 PM (avRJn)

14 So, Weiner is admitting to taking pictures of his junk. If he hadn't, he would be able to say with certitude that the picture was not his.

Posted by: Paper at June 01, 2011 02:24 PM (VoSja)

15
Am I psychic?
Maybe. All that dipping you've done has given you psychic abilities.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 01, 2011 02:24 PM (9hSKh)

16 You know how you know a Weiner is lying?

His cock is throbbing.

Posted by: MSM at June 01, 2011 02:24 PM (qDPnZ)

17 4
Ace, this weiner is consuming you.


Posted by: Barbarian at June 01, 2011 02:22 PM (EL+OC)

Consume the weiner, ace. Consume. The. Weiner.


Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2011 02:24 PM (84pE9)

18 The lesson here is this:

If you're going to take pictures of your junk, at least have the decency to write your name on it with a sharpie first. That way you can know with certaintude whether or not that "hacked" picture is actually yours.

Posted by: Weiner at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (5wsU9)

19 "Private Security Firm"
Because his privates, up 'til now, have not ben kept secure.

Or firm.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (MMC8r)

20 The live feed of the interview was cut off because of technical difficulties but MSNBC promises to air it during the 2 p.m. ET hour.

AH HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (AZGON)

21 I sent Hannah Giles a pic of my junk.

Posted by: EC at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (GQ8sn)

22 Sorry about #1 I meant just to post the live-feed ending.

Makes you wonder if coaching or editing was involved in the (end of) interview they showed at 2.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (penCf)

23 I am pretty sure that Breitbart has a pic of EVERYONE's junk. He's just that good.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (Fw2Gg)

24 Weiner the futuretm

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (qjUnn)

25 Ace, it's like you're in his head or something.

Excellent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (UOM48)

26 What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?




The man is a menace. Junk pics stalk our body politic at every turn. Not to mention, our children.

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!??!!??

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (eyh2h)

27 It's been 3 hours since had a Weiner.

Posted by: Weiners Anonymous at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (ENKCw)

28 So, Weiner is admitting to taking pictures of his
junk. If he hadn't, he would be able to say with certitude that the
picture was not his.

Posted by: Paper at June 01, 2011 02:24 PM (VoSja)
He's also admitting that he wears the underwear in the photo.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (G/MYk)

29
When spoofing is illegal, only outlaws will spoof.

Posted by: Bingo at June 01, 2011 02:26 PM (gppu7)

30 Go Ace, Go!

----


Hey, can we now turn our attention back to the "Comely Coed"?? Someone's got to stop by her favorite Seattle coffee shop and get her on the record on all this business. She most likely the only other one than the Rep. who knows exactly what happened. She's an adult. No reason at all to treat her with deference.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 02:26 PM (bAySe)

31 I've figured out who sent out the junk pic. It's so fucking obvious!

The TSA.

Posted by: EC at June 01, 2011 02:26 PM (GQ8sn)

32
The spin is something to behold.

Posted by: PBoilermaker at June 01, 2011 02:27 PM (jU2vI)

33 He should use my private investigations firm, they have been real helpful searching for the real killer.

Posted by: OJ at June 01, 2011 02:27 PM (NmtlH)

34 He's also admitting that he wears the underwear in the photo.

No word on whether he wore a brassiere at the time.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 02:27 PM (AZGON)

35 Ace, buddy, put down the wiener and back away slowly. It isn't your wiener--you have no right to hold onto it so tightly. Please, for your own sake, put it down.

Posted by: tcn at June 01, 2011 02:27 PM (QuGK2)

36 One reason I asked a firm to look at what the heck
happened here is to see maybe something was manipulated, maybe
something was dropped in.

And how is anyone supposed to do that now that you have deleted the picture?




Posted by: Rocks at June 01, 2011 02:27 PM (Q1lie)

37 No, no no...I hired Security for my privates.

Posted by: Representative Weiner at June 01, 2011 02:27 PM (TpXEI)

38 That failure of certainty is the end of the beginning.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2011 02:27 PM (Fw2Gg)

39 He's got all the tools and resources of the United States fucking Government and he's going to an OUTSIDE firm to get to the bottom of it?

Explain to me again why the government should run my fucking health care system when this asshole, who's a PART of said government, doesn't trust them to get to the bottom of his #cockgate situation?

Posted by: Sponge at June 01, 2011 02:27 PM (UK9cE)

40 Hey, can we now turn our attention back to the "Comely Coed"??
Someone's got to stop by her favorite Seattle coffee shop and get her on
the record on all this business. She most likely the only other one
than the Rep. who knows exactly what happened. She's an adult. No
reason at all to treat her with deference.

Why do I have on my mental YouTube, THAT scene from Porky's. Yes, THAT scene.

We'll just all take a picture of our junk, and have a line-up

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2011 02:28 PM (84pE9)

41 OK, now try your hand at predicting whether there will be a "Stand by Your Man Press Conference."

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 01, 2011 02:28 PM (agD4m)

42 >>Weiner Said He's Hiring "Private Security Firm" to Handle Matter
So is he going to need a government RFP, or what?

Posted by: Heidi Fleiss and Associates at June 01, 2011 02:28 PM (5wsU9)

43 "Oh, and this idiot also just said that someone else sent the Tweet, but
he can't say "with certitude" it's not his junk."

So he admits to the possibility that someone was able to get a very close-up picture of his erect, boxers-clad Weinis...without him knowing about it? What? Or is he saying that he does have a personal collection of such photos that the nefarious hacker was able to locate and steal, and then tweet using his account?

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 01, 2011 02:28 PM (k4bdL)

44 21
I sent Hannah Giles a pic of my junk.


Posted by: EC at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (GQ8sn)

what Moron hasn't?

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 01, 2011 02:28 PM (6IReR)

45 I'm all for a good schlong, but that pic shows he has nothing to be proud of.

Posted by: momma at June 01, 2011 02:28 PM (penCf)

46 So let me get this straight. He can't say with certitude that the photo isn't him which translated means he takes pictures of his "junk." Someone else hacked his twitter account and pranked him? So who would that be and why is he taking pictures of his privates? I guess we all know what would happen if Weener had an R after his name....

Posted by: Donna at June 01, 2011 02:28 PM (bdE9c)

47 you should see the picture he tweeted to me

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (6AXh/)

48

And another thing... all this "prank" bullshit has me highly suspicious he was playing with a second twitter/yfrog account. He was messing around with the Comely Coed, only under a pseudoname account. Methinks he is hoping it somehow gets blamed on his pseudoname, without ever getting traced back to himself.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (bAySe)

49 Look, just because I can't manage photos of my dick without them leaking all over the internets doesn't mean I can't regulate your toilets, toothpaste and medical treatment.

Under penalty of law.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (AZGON)

50 Ace, buddy, put down the wiener and back away slowly

(singing to himself) Detachable penis...

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (84pE9)

51 HAHA! Teeny Tony must be reading your blog to get the 411. I can picture him reading conservative blogs with the sweat running down his forehead. He knows the LSM won't take it up, so he's gotta see what you've got on him.How bad is it? Did he really fuck it up beyond repair. You shouldn't have given milimeter peter any ideas just insinuated heavily that more...many more twit pics had been recovered and were going to be piecemeal parceled out on your website.Wolfe should sue for defamation, yeah the case might be weak and may eventually be dropped but can't he still get recovery and such til that happens? I'm just a landscaper..got no brians for the law but sheeeet am i enjoying this!!!

Posted by: sayoung at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (3nDF5)

52 45
I'm all for a good schlong, but that pic shows he has nothing to be proud of.

Wordy McWord.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (UOM48)

53 >>Gee, how is it I seem to know every move he'll make?

Cause these are exactly the steps you took when you got caught sending pics of your junk around the tubes?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (TMB3S)

54
"Oh, and this idiot also just said that someone else sent the Tweet, but
he can't say "with certitude" it's not his junk."



Ha! His wife could have sent it. She had to know about these young girls.

Posted by: momma at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (penCf)

55 Depends on what the definition of "is that your penis" is.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (u6ftf)

56 And here you were all ready to give up weiner. Shame on you Ace! I told you this was going somewhere. And while on the touchy subject of genitalia and their exposure, may I praise your swinging of your hefty set of danglers when you set your mind to it. They are like a freaking oversized pair of wrecking balls unleashed on all mankind. Good show!

Posted by: Joefrog of the Stonecutters at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (vKUhG)

57 You know, I cant say with certitude.

Everything about this guy is hard left.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 01, 2011 02:29 PM (agD4m)

58 Free Weiner!

Posted by: Code Pink at June 01, 2011 02:30 PM (ENKCw)

59 44
21
I sent Hannah Giles a pic of my junk.


Posted by: EC at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (GQ8sn)

what Moron hasn't?


Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 01, 2011 02:28 PM (6IReR)

True, true...

Posted by: EC at June 01, 2011 02:30 PM (GQ8sn)

60 "What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?"


the Shadow knows...

Posted by: Shoey at June 01, 2011 02:30 PM (jdOk/)

61 Well Ace, you're safe. He only has pictures of commenters' junk.

Posted by: Caboose O'Malley at June 01, 2011 02:30 PM (JPywe)

62 I'm getting to the point that I don't think he gets out of this one.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 02:30 PM (MMC8r)

63 This won't be the first time we've said it, but get that damned ewok off the wiener. Get. It. Off. Of. There.

Posted by: tcn at June 01, 2011 02:30 PM (QuGK2)

64 Gee, I wonder what conclusion the private security firm will arrive at.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 01, 2011 02:30 PM (J/2v7)

65 #51 the LSM did take this up.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 01, 2011 02:30 PM (agD4m)

66 No, no no...I hired Security for my privates.





Hell, my personality is pretty effective at keeping my privates away from other people, and it's free.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2011 02:31 PM (eyh2h)

67 Suicide watch on Ben Smith and Howard Kurtz.

Which stage of grief are they in now, Denial or Anger?

Posted by: Kubler-Ross at June 01, 2011 02:31 PM (AZGON)

68 45
I'm all for a good schlong, but that pic shows he has nothing to be proud of.


Posted by: momma at June 01, 2011 02:28 PM (penCf)

We should talk.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at June 01, 2011 02:31 PM (EL+OC)

69 That's funny because this cartoon from Hot Air just went up as he was saying that.

http://qr.net/WeinerLineup

Posted by: crankytrex at June 01, 2011 02:31 PM (08O0O)

70 No flaming skull?

Posted by: PBoilermaker at June 01, 2011 02:31 PM (jU2vI)

71 When do we get a Flaming Skull (wearing gray boxers)?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2011 02:31 PM (UOM48)

72 -237.42 (1.89%) #Hacked!

Posted by: DJIA at June 01, 2011 02:31 PM (GTbGH)

73 @ExJon As you watch today's 2 big political stories play out, remember: The MSM thinks Anthony Weiner is smart that Sarah Palin is dumb.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 02:32 PM (BDB5n)

74 isn't shit like this a resume enhancement in the democratic party?

Posted by: Bannor at June 01, 2011 02:32 PM (6AXh/)

75 He can stop digging now, he's just about to China. His only hope is to accidentally free some trapped Chinese miners or something. It's amazing how dumb really, really smart Liberals are.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 01, 2011 02:32 PM (71LDo)

76 Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: Ben Smith at June 01, 2011 02:32 PM (agD4m)

77 I believe everything this Weiner guy says.

But be careful if you're trying to cover anything up.

Posted by: Jim Tressell at June 01, 2011 02:32 PM (jGXQI)

78 It's like when someone throws a pie...

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at June 01, 2011 02:32 PM (uwljR)

79 Kicking a dead horse ... I know, but compare all this to the MFM's coverage of "pr0n" being found on a conservative judge's personal website (or fileshare ... whatever). They wrote about how he was perverted and had scat pr0n and beastiality. It turns out ... the "beastiality" vid was a hilarious video of a guy trying to take a piss in a field and then having a bull charge at him and chase him away. The "scat pr0n" turned out to be an image of a guy who had just bungee jumped and shit his pants on the way down. The image was the shit-filled guy hanging upside down as his jump finished. That was, to the MFM, hard-core pr0n that demanded the judge be removed from a case involving pornography. The correction stories never made the news, needless to say.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 01, 2011 02:32 PM (G/MYk)

80 By handle the matter, does he mean - jack him off?

Just askin'

Posted by: momma at June 01, 2011 02:32 PM (penCf)

81 Weiner, God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fooked.

Posted by: Stephen at June 01, 2011 02:33 PM (NmtlH)

82 "Ace, this weiner is consuming you." Posted by Barbarian


And it isn't you? Don't you see what it's all about? It's about the exposing of the vapidity, the stupidity, and the arrogance of the left. They all are like this: arrogant aholes who believe they can "fool all of the people all the time." And here we have it, they are fooling none of the people none of the time. It's a beautiful thing of the highest order.

Keep it up, Acer. I check back here every couple hours because YOU'RE THE MAN!

Posted by: MaxMBJ at June 01, 2011 02:33 PM (qBKEb)

83 Nailed it Ace!

At this point, is a public confession of guilt even necessary?

Posted by: David at June 01, 2011 02:33 PM (Iy0gO)

84


Is it too late get a listing of Twitter accounts that were in regular contact with the "comely-Coed"???

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 02:34 PM (bAySe)

85 I'm not saying that picture isn't me, but I'm not saying it is, either. You can't ever really know. Think of it as a penis in an entangled quantum state. All physicists accept this as normal.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, supergenius at June 01, 2011 02:34 PM (AZGON)

86 My baloney now has a new first name

And my baloney now has a new second name.

If you ask me why, I'll say: Cause Anthony Weiner has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.

But I'll be damned if I'm gonna eat it every day.

Posted by: Kid in Oscar Mayer commercial at June 01, 2011 02:34 PM (avRJn)

87 All this, yet the ACLU is fighting for prisoners' right to free pron in prison.

Amazing.

Posted by: momma at June 01, 2011 02:34 PM (penCf)

88 Ha! His wife could have sent it. She had to know about these young girls.


So, it was a warning of disappointment then. A sort of Do you really wish to risk my wrath for THIS?

Posted by: toby928 at June 01, 2011 02:34 PM (GTbGH)

89 This story has legs.

Pasty, skinny legs.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 02:34 PM (MMC8r)

90 You know what was cringe-inducing? Watching O'Rly discuss this last night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2011 02:34 PM (UOM48)

91 Prediction: Weiner gets dunked in pudding.

Posted by: dri at June 01, 2011 02:34 PM (4uWkx)

92 15 Maybe. All that dipping you've done has given you psychic abilities. __________
The spice must flow!

Posted by: Muad'Dib at June 01, 2011 02:34 PM (IrbU4)

93 Bottom line is that goofy wife of his washes laundry and SHE knows that he wears sissy panties, and she is about to cash in!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 01, 2011 02:35 PM (0Snra)

94 CNN in their mail segment read a mail from a viewer in which the viewer horribly smeared Breitbart. I was momentarily taken aback before I realised the times we live in. Is that really fair for them to smear someone through their letters to Jack.
I'd want them to print a letter allegingview that Obama occasionally has sex with men and there were murders in the past to cover this up (something I saw once at Hillbuzz). They'd never let something like that go through, but calling Breitbart a fraud, etc....hey, it was just a letter.
Pisses me off...
Whose junk next...
The bony forefingers of Nancy Pelosi can be made out. They're moist. I can't figure the picture out. Her fingers are separating something. The colours are....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 01, 2011 02:35 PM (GKQDR)

95 So he's really going all in here.

He claims "My system was hacked, pictures can be manipulated, dropped in and
inserted,

System? What does that mean. Doesn't his "system" contain some pretty sensitive information?

Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2011 02:35 PM (Ekb01)

96

"What?
Andrew Breitbart had a picture of his junk?
How did Andrew Breitbart get that?
What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?"
Well, I suppose that if you are a mentally-ill leftist, and believe that Breitbart is capable of anything -- even things that would require vast, even supernatural, powers -- then I'm sure the senselessness makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 01, 2011 02:35 PM (k4bdL)

97 all you have to do is watch that pressconf. he gave yesterday to know he was lying. He was so pissed his head was throbbing.

Posted by: smalltowngirl at June 01, 2011 02:35 PM (PedQN)

98 This story is arcing fast. Weiner just admitted the erect penis might be his erect penis:
MSNBC is about to come out with what appears to be a terrific interview. Luke Russert was just asking Rep. Anthony Weiner questions about his controversial Tweet, and Weiner appears to actually be answering. Unfortunately, the live feed kept going out so we will have to wait for MSNBC to air the full video in a bit. In the mean time, we do know that Russert asked Weiner if the lewd pictures that were Tweeted from Weiners account to a young lady were of him. Weiner answered: I cant say with certitude. My system was hacked. Pictures can be manipulated. Pictures can be dropped in and inserted."

Posted by: someguy at June 01, 2011 02:35 PM (iIQ0a)

99 Anthony? Really? You cannot identify your own cock?

Well, that certainly answers a few questions.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 01, 2011 02:35 PM (agD4m)

100 youtube.com/watch?v=bPcF64SXA5c

That's it. I think.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2011 02:35 PM (84pE9)

101 63This won't be the first time we've said it, but get that damned ewok off the wiener. Get. It. Off. Of. There.
Posted by: tcn at June 01, 2011 02:30 PM (QuGK2) Ace is due to post an ewok picture. He's beyond cocky now. His twitter feed is off the charts.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 02:35 PM (BDB5n)

102 Depends on what the definition of "is that your penis" is.

Maybe it's like The Devil and Daniel Webster. You know, it's not his penis because he promised it to his wife years ago.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2011 02:35 PM (Hx5uv)

103
The live feed of the interview was cut off because of technical
difficulties but MSNBC promises to air it during the 2 p.m. ET hour.Wow. They knew it was a dog's breakfast and pulled the "technical difficulties" trick.First time I saw that was after the Cincinnati riots in 2001, when CNN developed "technical difficulties" rather than broadcast the actual criminal records of the "young men" supposedly "murdered" by police.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2011 02:36 PM (ZJ/un)

104 Andrew Breitbart had a picture of his junk?
How did Andrew Breitbart get that?
Well, you know how the left loves to accuse Breitbart of being gay...
Of course that would then mean that they would have to believe that their beloved Weiner was at one point in a position to be dick-picced by the Right Wing Satan. I don't think their tender, mush-filled brains could handle that.

Posted by: MWR at June 01, 2011 02:36 PM (4df7R)

105 Any chance that Wasserman chick has been sending pics of her vajayjay to comely young college students of either sex? Added plus, with those thighs, no identification problems.
Yeah, yeah, I know, eye bleach.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2011 02:36 PM (j/5DA)

106 Imagine an evil deceiver is present with the ability to modify and take pictures of one's junk and post said pictures to embarrass.
In such a situation, doubt would force me to lend a sceptical eye to reality.
Cogito ergo not my cockshot.

Posted by: Weiner Descartes at June 01, 2011 02:36 PM (VoSja)

107 Anthony? Really? You cannot identify your own cock?Well, that certainly answers a few questions.

I wonder how he is on distinguishing shit from Shinola.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2011 02:36 PM (Hx5uv)

108 Am I psychic?
You have ESPN.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy never gets tired of that joke at June 01, 2011 02:36 PM (d0Tfm)

109 The over-under line on the inevitable sexual addiction/rehab presser is June 6.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at June 01, 2011 02:37 PM (+lsX1)

110 Luke Russert asks Weiner if the pics were of him: I cant say with certitude, he answers.

This must be Schrdinger's theory of internet porno. We can't tell if the penis is alive until we open the... boxers.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 02:37 PM (AZGON)

111 Color me distracted.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 01, 2011 02:37 PM (bN5ZU)

112 4 Ace, this weiner is consuming you.
Posted by: Barbarian at June 01, 2011 02:22 PM (EL+OC)

Welcome to my world Ace. You've got to have a stiff spine and firm resolve.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 01, 2011 02:37 PM (UciSl)

113 I BELIEVE

Posted by: annoying sign at the sporting event you see when the home team is down by 50 points at June 01, 2011 02:38 PM (NmtlH)

114 Is he claiming that he did take the dicpic, but he totally just had it on his computer (or phone) and the hackzors found it and uploaded it?

Uh huh.

Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2011 02:38 PM (Ekb01)

115
I'm kind of disappointed as I was hoping for the confession. At least he threw out some bait for CNN --

1 - can't say with certitude
2 - hired a private firm

Wolf may soon be peskily asking Why a private firm when the FBI and Capitol Police could subpoena everything he needs to know for FREE?

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 02:38 PM (+/eKV)

116 Hmmm, Schrodinger's cock. That's a new one. Cock-a-doodle-do.

Posted by: tcn at June 01, 2011 02:38 PM (QuGK2)

117
I sent Michele Obama a picture of my junk. She responded with her junk photo and embarrassed me by having longer junk.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 01, 2011 02:38 PM (cwFVA)

118 My ass? Still looking....

Posted by: Two hands and a flashlight at June 01, 2011 02:38 PM (agD4m)

119 67Suicide watch on Ben Smith and Howard Kurtz.

Which stage of grief are they in now, Denial or Anger?Posted by: Kubler-Ross at June 01, 2011 02:31 PM (AZGON) They're at the 'how do I block Ace's tweets on this twitter-thingy' stage.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 02:38 PM (BDB5n)

120 Now he's going for a photoshop defense?

This guy doesn't realize that there ARE people out there who understand technology even though he doesn't? This might work with 75 year old retirees like my mother-in-law, but anybody else is just smelling the BS...

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 02:39 PM (MMC8r)

121 21 I sent Hannah Giles a pic of my junk.
Posted by: EC at June 01, 2011 02:25 PM (GQ8sn)

I just had Breitbart send her a picture of mine.

Posted by: joncelli at June 01, 2011 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

122 Objective fact? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Howard Kurtz and Charles Gibson at June 01, 2011 02:39 PM (J/2v7)

123 I can say with certitude that picture is of Anthony in his boxer briefs; however, that certainly isn't me. I haven't been erect since I stopped "sword fighting" with John Stewart's dick.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 01, 2011 02:39 PM (3eTJD)

124 Weiner hired the privates security firm Dewey, Holdem and Howe.

Posted by: huerfano at June 01, 2011 02:39 PM (BeusG)

125 AceofSpadesHQ: "Private Security Firm." Which one? "Guilty As Fuck LLC?"

I'm laughing my ass off.

Posted by: toby928 at June 01, 2011 02:40 PM (GTbGH)

126 Can't we all just get a schlong?

Posted by: a. sullivan at June 01, 2011 02:40 PM (u6ftf)

127 Rehab it's not the other white dick, in 3, 4, 2, 1,.....sexual addicktion!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 01, 2011 02:40 PM (0Snra)

128 Ace, I hope you feel vindicated by all the Weinermania you've created. You sounded more than a tad discouraged by the end of the weekend, thinking that the MBM would totally ignore a dem tallywhacker tweet. But no!

I couldn't get away from Weiner's weiner today no matter how hard I tried. It was on every newscast, Beck's radio show and Steyn (filling in for Rush). Your diligence was not for naught. The name of Ace will live in weiner infamy!

Posted by: RushBabe at June 01, 2011 02:40 PM (Ew27I)

129 People need to look at my theory of the pseudo-account. That would explain how he can go with the prank excuse.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 02:40 PM (bAySe)

130 At this point, is a public confession of guilt even necessary?








Yes, absolutely. I want to see this arrogant cockholster grovel in public. Even if it doesn't drive him from office, it's essential to grind his face in a nice big bowl of public humiliation.

Also, I have a several cases of popcorn and pudding that need to be used before their expiration dates.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2011 02:40 PM (eyh2h)

131 So, Weiner doesn't know if thats his dick? He can't pick his dick outta a line up? I might believe he couldn't recognize his own dick if he was Bob Bectel, but I find it a little funny a man doesn't recognize his own peter when he looks down on it everytime he tales a leak.

Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2011 02:40 PM (OlN4e)

132
and now that i have mildly mocked you in my previous comment, i will say "thank you" because if you and a few others hadn't kept on this it would have been swept under the rug.

Posted by: Shoey at June 01, 2011 02:41 PM (jdOk/)

133 One thing's for sure: it's not my penis.

It's not even one of my pubic hairs.


Posted by: Clarence Thomas at June 01, 2011 02:41 PM (avRJn)

134 Charles Johnson and his cult followers are absolutely hilarious on this subject.

LGF is jampacked with stupid.

Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 02:41 PM (Xm1aB)

Posted by: Biog Bill at June 01, 2011 02:41 PM (Hx5uv)

136 Two cream, Two sugar Weiner.

Amateur.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Coffee Drinker at June 01, 2011 02:41 PM (Iy0gO)

137 Thing is, if Weiner wasn't such a dick, people wouldn't care nearly as much. But, as it is, live by the sword, die by the sword.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 01, 2011 02:41 PM (J/2v7)

138 I wish I was a congress man named Weiner,
That is what I truly want to be;
'Cause if I tweeted pictures of my wiener,
Every hack would cover up for me!

Posted by: Oscar Meyer's Lawyers on Line 2 at June 01, 2011 02:42 PM (2PTT7)

139 And Here We Go: Weiner Said He's Hiring "Private Security Firm" to Handle Matter His Privates

Posted by: No Whining at June 01, 2011 02:42 PM (UzjcV)

140 I'll bet every pair of gray boxers Weiner's ever owned are in a dumpster somewhere way out on Long Island.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2011 02:42 PM (UOM48)

141
Rep. Anthony Weiner 'can't say with certitude' that lewd photo isn't of him - FirstRead http://on.msnbc.com/lHbnx0

He'll need to hire a Private Dick to protect his junk assets.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 01, 2011 02:42 PM (9hSKh)

142 What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?

Well......

Posted by: Will Folks at June 01, 2011 02:42 PM (z7aey)

143 I thought all Dems didn't trust private security firms, like the ones operating in Iraq.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at June 01, 2011 02:42 PM (iLoeh)

144 "OOOOOH - all the MSM talking heads are exploding in a huge fireball, and... and... it's falling down, falling down on the sycophants, and oh look out!, and...
Oh, the Huma-Weeenie!!!"

Posted by: sherlock at June 01, 2011 02:42 PM (JYBAr)

145 Look again, Congressman. IS.THIS.YOUR.DICK?

Posted by: toby928 at June 01, 2011 02:42 PM (GTbGH)

146 Has he started talking about it in the third Weiner yet?

cuz I has some money riding on that outcome

Posted by: ontherocks at June 01, 2011 02:42 PM (HBqDo)

147
"Manipulated"?

He's going to claim that it was something innocuous he actually snapped, like a romantic seascape, that our "hacker" photoshopped into a dicpic.

He knows he's fucked on the ISP logs etc., so he's going to try for photoshop.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 02:43 PM (+/eKV)

148 Would a 'sex-addict' defense have an impact on his security clearance?

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 02:43 PM (MMC8r)

149 Now is the Weiner of our discontent made glorious whoppee by this son of York.

Posted by: Big Bill Shakespeare at June 01, 2011 02:43 PM (Hx5uv)

150 Yeah, when I look down at my own junk, it's all upside down. When I look at it in the mirror, it's all backwards. Very confusing.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 02:43 PM (TXKVh)

151
I possess far more brains than my owner.
Paparazzi constantly snap my picture, even as I sleep.
Comely coeds dream of me day and night.
I am ... the most interesting penis in the world.
Stay turgid, my friends!

Posted by: No Whining at June 01, 2011 02:43 PM (UzjcV)

152 Andrew Breitbart has actually sent me a letter asking me to stop sending him pictures of my junk.

Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 02:44 PM (wuv1c)

153 What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?

*waves arms in air*

Posted by: Alvin Greene at June 01, 2011 02:44 PM (UOM48)

154 Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at June 01, 2011 02:37 PM (+lsX1)

On a Monday? That's iffy. I would take June 10th and probably give odds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 01, 2011 02:44 PM (LH6ir)

155 If you look closely, the man with the boner is standing on a grassy knoll.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at June 01, 2011 02:44 PM (iLoeh)

156 Any chance that Wasserman chick has been sending pics of her vajayjay to comely young college students of either sex?

Hey, somebody's been cave exploring again! Wow, weird stalactites! But why send them to me???

Posted by: Comely College Students Everywhere at June 01, 2011 02:44 PM (2PTT7)

157
Andrea Tantaros appeared on Varney Co. this morning, and stated that if the photo is of Weiner, he shaves his legs.


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 01, 2011 02:44 PM (cwFVA)

158 If Breitbart has a picture of MY junk pre-2009, then it aint real. The photo, that is.

Posted by: Chaz Bono at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (6uiF7)

159 Why are you guys wondering if I have pictures of other peoples' junk?

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (Xm1aB)

160 71
When do we get a Flaming Skull (wearing gray boxers)?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2011 02:31 PM (UOM4
We want the Flaming Skull!
We want the Flaming Skull!
We want the Flaming Skull with gray boxers on its head, flames shooting out from its eyes through the fly!

Posted by: Mary in LA at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (9wOfB)

161 I never knew Ben Smith had such a jones for Weiner. Does he like them between buns or does he prefer to eat them with his bare hands?

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (AZGON)

162 Can't say with certitute if it's his dick?
It reminds of of that Dave Chapelle skit on michael jackson.

Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (wuv1c)

163 153
What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?

*waves arms in air*


Posted by: Alvin Greene

---

lol

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (bAySe)

164 You wingnuts still have no proof of anything other than the word of discredited tea bagger Breitbart, who makes a living lying about anyone that is not a fellow wingnut. Do you birther nuts like believing in lies?

Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (NmtlH)

165 He's got all the tools and resources of the United States fucking Government and he's going to an OUTSIDE firm to get to the bottom of it?Explain to me again why the government should run my fucking health care system when this asshole, who's a PART of said government, doesn't trust them to get to the bottom of his #cockgate situation?
Posted by: Sponge
Well he did obtain a weiner waiver.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (Gzv/o)

166 What I want to know is just how many times Weiner has taken a picture of jr. Weiner. I mean, does this really happen so frequently that he can't say if this particular image is part of the fun pack?

Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (Ekb01)

167 145
Look again, Congressman. IS.THIS.YOUR.DICK?


Posted by: toby928

It depends what your definition of the word "is" is. (Enter the smarmy smirk that only a democrat can get away with)

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (TXKVh)

168 I was going to say something about schadenboner, but that seems a bit...creepy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 01, 2011 02:46 PM (LH6ir)

169
"Weiner hires private dick touncover dick-twittering prank,film at 11".

Posted by: Kentucky Fried Weiner at June 01, 2011 02:46 PM (jU2vI)

170 Violating the First Rule of Holes....

Posted by: bledsoe at June 01, 2011 02:46 PM (g7SfB)

171 How many fingers am I holding up Ace?

How about now!!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 01, 2011 02:46 PM (z1N6a)

172 I've been sending Breitbart pictures of my junk ever since I found out he reads the comments here.

Andrew....call me.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

173 Seeing that weasel Weiner getting clipped is seriously making my day.

Posted by: Supervisor 194 at June 01, 2011 02:46 PM (qpstS)

174
Rep Weiner - 'Private security firm, your investigation is complete. Who tweeted that pic??'
Private security firm - 'You did, sir.'
Rep Weiner - 'Fuck you, jackasses. You're distracting me!'

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 02:46 PM (BDB5n)

175 149
Now is the Weiner of our discontent made glorious whoopee by this son of New York.
Posted by: Big Bill Shakespeare at June 01, 2011 02:43 PM (Hx5uv)

FIFY, Bill! :-)

Posted by: Mary in LA at June 01, 2011 02:46 PM (9wOfB)

176
Anyone remember how long it took for Spitzer to implode? From the first allegation to the press conference with the supportive wife?

I'm not liking this, actually. Seems to me if Weiner keeps LE out of it he may never have to confess. Confession is the goal.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (+/eKV)

177 Will he be hiring BlackWeiner?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (+sBB4)

178 You don't need Breitbart to get a picture of MY junk.

Posted by: Brett Favre at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (6uiF7)

179 Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (NmtlH)
Actually, my deepest belief is that Charles Johnsom is a cock gobbler.

Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (OlN4e)

180 This is what I don't get about the whole 'hacker' defense.

He's now saying that people can control your system, manipulate pictures and insert things. So is he saying that his Twitter account was hacked (can happen from anywhere), or that his damn PC or Laptop was compromised, taken control of, data changed, pic published, tweet sent........all without him noticing anything till after the link hit his twitter page?

Um......nope. Didn't happen.

If THAT is the case, this is a 'big fuckin deal' as his US Government supplied computer was compromised and we have a major problem.

Posted by: Sponge at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (UK9cE)

181 Hired a "Private Security Firm"?

He'd be better off firming up security on his privates.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (TXKVh)

182 You want the real Weiner?? You can't handle the real Weiner!

Posted by: Colonel Nathan R. Jessup, Ret. Now in Private Security at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (2PTT7)

183 130 Also, I have a several cases of popcorn and pudding that need to be used before their expiration dates._________
You know, the pudding expiration date assumes you'll be eating it.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (NmR1a)

184 Ah, the Gregalogue from Redeye is on The Daily Gut.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (j/5DA)

185 I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my weinis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable weinis"
over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get
me in trouble,

or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

Now I'm in big trouble, and it's a pain in the ass.
Andrew Breitbart stole my detachable weinis.

[background singing begins: "detachable weinis"
over and over]

Posted by: Anthony Weiner (D-King Weinis) at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (k4bdL)

186 The Moron Horde should send a big-ass stack of pies to Weiner Boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2011 02:47 PM (UOM48)

187
Tony, stop sending me tweets, I'm not interested.

Posted by: Ashley Dupre at June 01, 2011 02:48 PM (cwFVA)

188 Whats a guy gotta do to get an Ewok at this establishment??

Posted by: Donnie Wasserman-Schultz at June 01, 2011 02:48 PM (K/USr)

189 What I want to know is just how many times Weiner
has taken a picture of jr. Weiner. I mean, does this really happen so
frequently that he can't say if this particular image is part of the fun
pack?

Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2011 02:45 PM (Ekb01)
Dickpics are like Doritos. You can't stop with just one. Odds are that Weiner's computer is a veritable cesspool of Weiner's weiner and who knows what else.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 01, 2011 02:48 PM (G/MYk)

190 We want the Flaming Skull!We want the Flaming Skull!We want the Flaming Skull with gray boxers on its head, flames shooting out from its eyes through the fly!
Posted by: Mary in LA

We want the Flaming Skull,
This is anything but dull,
Cause Weiner's there in underwear,
We want the Flaming Skull!

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2011 02:48 PM (Gzv/o)

191 71
When do we get a Flaming Skull (wearing gray boxers)?
As long it's not a flaming...

o.k. - I denounce myself.

Posted by: RightWingProf at June 01, 2011 02:48 PM (UOcNk)

192 Why does every dic in the media keep referring to Breitbart as "discredited" or having no "credibility?"

When did this happen?

Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 02:49 PM (Xm1aB)

193
Tony, keep 'um coming baby, it makes me all tingly and stuff.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Moonbattery at June 01, 2011 02:49 PM (cwFVA)

194 Where the hell has Drudge been on this?

Posted by: Roadking at June 01, 2011 02:49 PM (AnVSb)

195 just saw the luke russert clip.
The nail is in the coffin.
He can't even say it wasn't his dick.
It's over.

Tommy Christopher, Colby Hall, Howard Kurtz and everyone else can suck it.

Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 02:49 PM (wuv1c)

196 Charles the bike rider has been a weiner gobbler for a long time.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 01, 2011 02:49 PM (0Snra)

197 He tweets with college coeds while married.

His followers are comely politicos with curvaceous figures.

When he wears Speedos, he needs two.

His Twitter account is so swollen, he can't be sure if it's all his.

He is the most interesting Weiner in the world.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 02:49 PM (AZGON)

198 How many times has it happened to you:
You're sitting around, minding your own business, when suddenly your cell phone goes crazy, and starts tweeting photos of your erect junk to co-eds!
Now c'mon, let's talk about something else.

Posted by: -Shawn- at June 01, 2011 02:49 PM (hPNAh)

199 Scumbag cruises 'net for chicks, sends picture of schvantz.

Simplest explanation.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 02:49 PM (MMC8r)

200 137 Thing is, if Weiner wasn't such a dick, people wouldn't care nearly as much. But, as it is, live by the sword, die by the sword.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 01, 2011 02:41 PM (J/2v7)
RDB, I'm trying to figure out if your comment is meant only to be serious, or if you deliberately packed it with double entendre. the HQ has corrupted my sweet, virginal mind.

Posted by: MWR at June 01, 2011 02:50 PM (4df7R)

201 What? A tornado watch for NYC and environs?????

Posted by: curious at June 01, 2011 02:50 PM (k1rwm)

202 Gee, how is it I seem to know every move he'll make?

He's at the point where the name of the game is Don't go to prison. He'll worry about the PR hit later.

Posted by: toby928 at June 01, 2011 02:50 PM (GTbGH)

203 Will no one rid me of this vexatious prick?


Posted by: King Anthony II at June 01, 2011 02:50 PM (9YuJS)

204 193,
Congresswoooooooman!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 01, 2011 02:50 PM (0Snra)

205 Liberals aren't buying it:

From NY mag

Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2011 02:50 PM (Ekb01)

206 Another proud graduate of the Larry Craig School of Damage Control.

Posted by: The Cad at June 01, 2011 02:51 PM (agD4m)

207 201 What? A tornado watch for NYC and environs?????
Quick! What do your empty headed friends think?

Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2011 02:51 PM (OlN4e)

208
What? A tornado watch for NYC and environs?????


Posted by: curious at June 01, 2011 02:50 PM (k1rwm)
Call your friends, receive instructions and then relay them to the moron herd. Over.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 01, 2011 02:51 PM (cwFVA)

209 There's really only one man for the job...

Dick Tracy

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 02:51 PM (+sBB4)

210
While you can only peek, We get to feel.

Posted by: TSA Agent at June 01, 2011 02:51 PM (PVXzU)

211 I also have a "security firm" on retainer that looks into potential breaches of the law. I call them the "police."
I further have a "lawyer" that is on retainer to give me justice when I am wronged by an alleged criminal. I call him "prosecutor."

There really are two Americas--one where poor, ordinary Joe's like me have "security firms" and "lawyers" on retainer 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to right criminal wrongs against me and the other America where our wealthy, elected officials have to spend their own time and money to get the same justice I take for granted!!!

Posted by: Jimmuy at June 01, 2011 02:51 PM (GVh3i)

212 134 Charles Johnson and his cult followers are absolutely hilarious on this subject.

LGF is jampacked with stupid.
Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 02:41 PM (Xm1aB)

NONTROVERSY!! And you're banned!

Posted by: Jazzman Chaz at June 01, 2011 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

213
This story is arcing fast. Weiner just admitted the erect penis might be his erect penis:

Shit. The rest of the story doesn't bode well. He's digging in, shutting out LE, and going on friendly interview. This story can't progress without subpoenas. Gotta hope CNN picks up his inconsistencies.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 02:52 PM (+/eKV)

214 Congressman, may we not drop this? We know he belonged to the Panty-of-the-Month Club.
Let us not assassinate this lad further, Congressman. You've done enough.
Have you no wiener, sir? At long last, have you left no wiener, Congressman Weiner?

Posted by: Joseph Welch at June 01, 2011 02:52 PM (2PTT7)

215 Has anyone asked Twitter/Facebook if they have been contacted in the matter?

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2011 02:52 PM (WkuV6)

216 Wide stance, etc.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 02:52 PM (MMC8r)

217 Andrea Tantaros appeared on Varney Co. this morning, and stated that if the photo is of Weiner, he shaves his legs.
Either he has very little hair, which is a distinct possibility, or it's reallya pic of DSW's junk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2011 02:52 PM (d0Tfm)

218 Chief Ewok's twitterfeed is teh awesome...

AceofSpadesHQ Ace of Spades
oh another "psychic vibe," MSM: I sense... that @RepWeiner's wife is reluctant to defend her husband.... neeneeneeneenee
45 seconds ago

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 02:53 PM (AZGON)

219 I see a break in, and a laptop stolen. Or a fire.

It's a little hazy.

Posted by: nostradamus' 401k at June 01, 2011 02:53 PM (GTbGH)

220 There's really only one man for the job...

Dick Tracy

It's over when Weiner turns into Mumbles.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 02:53 PM (AZGON)

221 Weiner's best bet at this point is to confess to having some kind of "sex addiction" and then check himself into rehab (where he can stay for a few weeks til the controversy dies down). Since the Oprah "confess and cry" option is no longer available, this is his next best bet.

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (ihSHD)

222 Nancy Drew turned away the weiner.

Weiner: "She gave me the shaft"

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (+sBB4)

223 Anthony Dick Tweets Weiner hasn't resigned yet? Stay hard!

Posted by: Bruce Heffernan at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (mr695)

224 #212

Oh, Mr. Johnson banned me many moons ago when I suggested he might be a tad "obsessed" with creationism.

Fun times, fun times.

Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (Xm1aB)

225 Breitbart's ace-style riff on Toobin is classic! I laughed for about a minute after seeing that.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (HwE/1)

226 I think something that is lost in this whole saga is that Anthony Weiner's erect penis is being shown on tv constantly. It's on morning shows, comedy shows, news shows, etc.

Think about that for a second. Imagine it were you. It's gotta be pretty surreal to see your junk on tv all the time

Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (wuv1c)

227 Also they say the camera adds one inch

Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 02:55 PM (wuv1c)

228 I wish I knew how to quit you @RepWeiner !

Posted by: Ace's Ewok at June 01, 2011 02:55 PM (cbe2S)

229

RE: Drudge weinergate blackout

My bet he is swearing off sex scandals for the time being in order to gain higher grade advertising.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 02:55 PM (bAySe)

230 My card: it says; 'Have wiener, Will tweet'.

Posted by: Antony 'Paladin' Weiner at June 01, 2011 02:55 PM (2PTT7)

231 Ace, Tweet this to Dana:
@#DanaBash
Question: Did Anthony Weiner use government telecommunications equipment (his government-issued secure Blackberry) to take this picture of his erect penis?
Time to move this controversy into the realm of misuse of government telecommunications equipment (so we can eventually get it into the realm of interstate transmission of obscene material).

Posted by: someguy at June 01, 2011 02:55 PM (iIQ0a)

232
I see a bright future for Congressman Weiner, fending off a few hundred dick questions over the next two years.

PS Tony, it look good, call me.

Posted by: Miss Cleo, Psychic Friends Network at June 01, 2011 02:55 PM (cwFVA)

233 Tommy Christopher, Colby Hall, Howard Kurtz and everyone else can suck it.

And J-Pod! Snort!

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 02:55 PM (ihSHD)

234 I've watched a lot of detective shows and it's pretty obvious that the pie thrower and the hacker are the same person. The twist? It's Huma.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at June 01, 2011 02:55 PM (+lsX1)

235 elected officials have to spend their own time and money to get the same justice I take for granted!!!

I don't think it is justice he is after. Just a way to affirm his 'story'. No matter how much it costs.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2011 02:56 PM (84pE9)

236 "Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up!"

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 01, 2011 02:56 PM (AZGON)

237 99 Anthony? Really? You cannot identify your own cock?
My dick! I can see my dick!

Posted by: Nutty Professor at June 01, 2011 02:56 PM (Dyqo9)

238 Trump plans a new TV show... Weiner, She Wrote

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 02:56 PM (+sBB4)

239 There's really only one man for the job...Dick Tracy
Posted by: Cherry

Iowahawk has a great post on this, including offering a reward. He even opened comment! I suggested that he resurrect his Dan Rather Private Eye series, from when Rather was defending the ANG memo.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2011 02:56 PM (Gzv/o)

240 Hey, Ace, you got a nice and very well-deserved hat-tip over at Hot Air:
http://tinyurl.com/4457f65


Posted by: Mary in LA at June 01, 2011 02:56 PM (9wOfB)

241 Not to brag, but that was an erection?!

Posted by: ParisParamusWhoReallyLivesInBrooklyn, NY at June 01, 2011 02:56 PM (DlrDR)

242 The Next Wiener Trial Balloon

"I dropped my cell phone in the bathroom while my pants were down and it took a photo of my penis and somehow Tweeted it when it hit the ground. That is, when the cell phone hit the ground. In order to get my penis to touch the ground I have to lie down on my tummy and do this... "

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 02:56 PM (TXKVh)

243 Question: Did Anthony Weiner use government telecommunications equipment (his government-issued secure Blackberry) to take this picture of his erect penis?

This is a good bludgeon to use here.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 02:57 PM (AZGON)

244
Think about that for a second. Imagine it were you. It's gotta be pretty surreal to see your junk on tv all the time Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (wuv1c) You'd think...

Posted by: PBoilermaker at June 01, 2011 02:57 PM (jU2vI)

245 "I didnt send that picture out," Weiner says.

Edited out of the statement was, of course, Weiner continuing, "It was the mouse in my pocket that was really glad to see her that did it."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 01, 2011 02:57 PM (1yViP)

246 Yeah, I do all the thinking for this outfit. What was your first clue??

Posted by: Tony's Little Head at June 01, 2011 02:57 PM (2PTT7)

247 Also they say the camera adds one inch

Yeah, so obviously, Weinerused at least 3 or 4 cameras there...

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 02:57 PM (ihSHD)

248
Question: Did Anthony Weiner use government telecommunications equipment (his government-issued secure Blackberry) to take this picture of his erect penis?

Don't know about the equipment, but he says it wasn't his official government account.

http://tinyurl.com/3sufo46

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 02:57 PM (+/eKV)

249 This just keeps getting better and better.

Can't wait until he's perp-walked.

Posted by: Biff Baxter at June 01, 2011 02:57 PM (FjJrR)

250 Weiner comes of as a dick.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 01, 2011 02:57 PM (bAL0J)

251
Hmmm.... soooo....
He's doubled down on the 'Hack' story...
Which basicly accuses Twitter of having crappy security.
If UNTRUE, then Twitter can now sue of Libel?
And Twitter HAS the origional files for these messeges... this could now get REALLY interesting...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2011 02:58 PM (NtXW4)

252 Since the topic is still erections...
Geek Question: Can anyone remember the character and the situation of the first erection viewable on Star Trek?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 01, 2011 02:58 PM (GKQDR)

253 I can see my Weiner from the House.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 01, 2011 02:58 PM (AZGON)

254 I think something that is lost in this whole saga
is that Anthony Weiner's erect penis is being shown on tv constantly.
It's on morning shows, comedy shows, news shows, etc.

Think about that for a second. Imagine it were you. It's gotta be
pretty surreal to see your junk on tv all the time

Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (wuv1c)

Couldn't happen to a more worthy dick...

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 01, 2011 02:58 PM (k4bdL)

255 I guess Ben's on the phone to Pinkerton's, he hasn't twitted for 20 minutes.

(or that tinfoil hat is taking too long to make.)

Posted by: King Anthony II at June 01, 2011 02:58 PM (9YuJS)

256 Argh! Link fail. Let's try again!

Hey, Ace, you got a nice and very well-deserved hat-tip over at Hot Air:
http://tinyurl.com/4457f65

Posted by: Mary in LA at June 01, 2011 02:58 PM (9wOfB)

257 IM IN UR PANTZ
TWEETIN PITCHERS OF UR JUNK

Posted by: BRITEBART KAT at June 01, 2011 02:58 PM (gMPJM)

258 BWAH HAHAHAHAHA

Steyn just reported Weiner's "not with certitude" comment.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 02:59 PM (AZGON)

259
If we could only find Weiner's Viagra script?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 01, 2011 02:59 PM (cwFVA)

260 Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2011 02:52 PM (WkuV6)

the other day CNBC said that Jack Dorsey is taking a dim view of people thinking that his company isn't right on this kind of stuff. He also apparently told them that they will release information with a subpoena.

I don't know why but every since they reported that and the story became a prank I've felt that they know what others don't want anyone else to know

Posted by: curious at June 01, 2011 02:59 PM (k1rwm)

261 The only thing that might make this any better is if the picture was taken by Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (MMC8r)

262 Think about that for a second. Imagine it were you. It's gotta be pretty surreal to see your junk on tv all the time
Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (wuv1c)

Well that's relative. Are we talking PPV? Shark week? Animal planet? America's Most Wanted? Some of those could be sweet gigs.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (Gzv/o)

263
HEADLINE: John Shaft on Weiner Probe


Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (+sBB4)

264 That tweet picture is totally me.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner's Weiner at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (aBxLh)

265 From NY mag

Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2011 02:50 PM

Yowch. So they aren't so friendly.

He claims is it's not worth spending federal resources on since it wasn't his official government account. Is that his call to make?

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (+/eKV)

266 Here's a temp, til we get the real deal:
http://tinyurl.com/3q3lfqg

Posted by: Supervisor 194 at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (qpstS)

267 Defense #57 - It's not his dick, it's his nose. He put underwear on his head to reenact Abu Ghraib. Because of, you know, Bush.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (BDB5n)

268 257
IM IN UR PANTZ
TWEETIN PITCHERS OF UR JUNK


Posted by: BRITEBART KAT at June 01, 2011 02:58 PM (gMPJM)
lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (UOM48)

269 Whats the over/under on # of days before he resigns to spend more quality time with the rug muncher?

Posted by: ABBO at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (XEwY1)

270 Oh Gawd, Hillary just called and said she's bringing over 'a little something for you to eat to make you feel better at this trying time'. If she shows up on my doorstep without a casserole dish in her mitts I'm dropping her before she sets foot in the house!

Posted by: Huma, Alone. at June 01, 2011 03:01 PM (2PTT7)

271 Who's the black private dick

That's a sex machine to all the chicks?

(Shaft!)

You're damn right

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:01 PM (+sBB4)

272 He's doubled down on the 'Hack' story...Which basicly accuses Twitter of having crappy security.If UNTRUE, then Twitter can now sue of Libel?And Twitter HAS the origional files for these messeges... this could now get REALLY interesting...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2011 02:58 PM (NtXW4)

Twitter has standard encrypted password security, I would think.

I don't have an account, but would imagine that they have a strong password requirement. Other than that, it's not their responsibility if someone 'guesses' your password and gains access to your account. The only liability they have is if someone actually hacks into their systems and attacks the accounts that way.

Posted by: Sponge at June 01, 2011 03:01 PM (UK9cE)

273 Since the Oprah "confess and cry" option is no
longer available, this is his next best bet.

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (ihSHD)

Oh, I'm sure he could still go on "Hardball", cry with Chrissie M. about how ruthless and horrible Andrew Breitbart is to have taken a picture of The Weinis and sent it to an innocent young coed, and get a hug.

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 01, 2011 03:01 PM (k4bdL)

274 Two fire island beaches are closed as sharks are in the shallow water.

Posted by: curious at June 01, 2011 03:02 PM (k1rwm)

275 Who is the man

That would risk his neck for his brother man?

(Shaft!)

Can ya dig it?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:02 PM (+sBB4)

276 Okay, let's hear what Cabin Boy Ed says now... listening...

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:02 PM (AZGON)

277 --- What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?
Dude. Buddies. It was a prank. We'd been drinking. Come on. Lighten up . We've all been there.

Posted by: jcjimi at June 01, 2011 03:02 PM (PBwG0)

278 elected erected officials have to spend their own time and money to get the same justice I take for granted!!!
Spell-check is your friend.

Posted by: Cicero kid at June 01, 2011 03:02 PM (Dyqo9)

279
It wasn't a penis, it was only a sybian rolled up in a pair of gray underwear.

Posted by: Tony Weiner at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (cwFVA)

280 Two fire island beaches are closed as sharks are in the shallow water.

Oh, thank god.

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (GTbGH)

281 261
The only thing that might make this any better is if the picture was
taken by Chuck Schumer.


Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (MMC8r)

Are we sure that it wasn't?

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (k4bdL)

282 It's not mine !!11!!. Too small............

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, Old Testament scholar & parable guru at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (UqKQV)

283 The only thing that might make this any better is if the picture was taken by Chuck Schumer.

Can't be. Chuck would have gotten his head into the picture somehow!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (2PTT7)

284 Let he who doesn't have pictures of his own junk on his computer cast the first stone.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (NmtlH)

285 Oh, I'm sure he could still go on "Hardball", cry with Chrissie M. about how ruthless and horrible Andrew Breitbart is to have taken a picture of The Weinis and sent it to an innocent young coed, and get a hug.

Yes, but in the world of Libtards, only Teh Oprah is able to grant total absolution. She's like the fricking Pope of the godless sheeple.

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (ihSHD)

286 251
Hmmm.... soooo....
He's doubled down on the 'Hack' story...
Which basicly accuses Twitter of having crappy security.
If UNTRUE, then Twitter can now sue of Libel?
And Twitter HAS the origional files for these messeges... this could now get REALLY interesting...Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2011 02:58 PM (NtXW4) A hack isn't Twitter's fault if the hack involved guessing his password. There's nothing twitter can do about that. Or Facebook. Or anyone else that requires a password. But, in this case, the point is moot. He wasn't hacked.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (BDB5n)

287 I think the moniker of "tricky dick" now has a new standard bearer. Remember, according to libs it's not the crime that is the deal breaker here, it's the cover up...

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (lSuMX)

288 "OK, now try your hand at predicting whether there will be a "Stand by Your Man Press Conference.""

Yeah, I'm a big fan of those. I always find myself trying to figure out just how many tranquilizers it took to get her to stand there without her going for the lying bastard's throat right in front of the cameras.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2011 03:04 PM (j/5DA)

289 Public meltdowns are pretty undignified and uncomfortable, but I'd pay good money to watch this scumbag screech for mercy.
At this point nothing would surprise me, and with his handling of this, it may come to that.
I can't even make a serious comment about this without cracking myself up.

Ace, you're working a laugh gold mine, this is fucking fabulous stuff.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 01, 2011 03:04 PM (HBqDo)

290 Everyone knows that private, outside investigation firms have much more expertise and resources than the FBI. Wake up.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 01, 2011 03:04 PM (71LDo)

291 The Ricochet.com Weiner roast (podcast) should be good

Posted by: ParisParamusWhoReallyLivesInBrooklyn, NY at June 01, 2011 03:04 PM (DlrDR)

292
I have my junk all over my computer.

Posted by: Margaret Cho, Korean Bag Lady at June 01, 2011 03:04 PM (cwFVA)

293 The only thing that might make this any better is if the picture was taken by Chuck Schumer.Can't be. Chuck would have gotten his head into the picture somehow!

True dat! Most dangerous place to stand is between Chucky and a camera.

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 03:04 PM (ihSHD)

294 Oh wait, you mean pictures of my penis!!11!!

FUCK!

Posted by: jcjimi at June 01, 2011 03:04 PM (PBwG0)

295 That pic is of me.

When I was seven.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 01, 2011 03:04 PM (MMC8r)

296 He claims is it's not worth spending federal resources on since it wasn't his official government account. Is that his call to make?
Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (+/eKV)
My question is, is there such a thing as an "official" government Twitter account? I'm sure there is, but if so, why was he using the other one as his quasi-official feed? Why would he call an unofficial Twitter account "RepDickpic" (or whatever) and not "DoNotCallMeWeiner" or something?

Posted by: MWR at June 01, 2011 03:05 PM (4df7R)

297 Two fire island beaches are closed as sharks are in the shallow water.
More wieners in grave danger. Will it never end?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 01, 2011 03:05 PM (2PTT7)

298
I don't have an account, but would imagine that they have a strong password requirement. >>>>>

They don't.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:05 PM (BDB5n)

299 Huma must be brilliant. Marries a fuckstick that pursues college girls over the web (at least) while they are newlyweds. She sure knows character in a life partner when she spots it. Perfect leftard, dumb, Ah say dumb as a box of wet cardboard.

Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2011 03:05 PM (OlN4e)

300 The only thing that might make this any better is if the picture was taken by Chuck Schumer.Can't be. Chuck would have gotten his head into the picture somehow!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (2PTT7)
Thread winner. If you had Sort -of -Mad Max at #283. go to the pay window and collect your money.

Posted by: AOSHQ Para-Mutual Manager at June 01, 2011 03:05 PM (OWjjx)

301 I have just hired a private firm to look into my problems. I'm sure they will get to the bottom of it.
Wiener, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Rod Blagojevich at June 01, 2011 03:05 PM (re6ik)

302
It's like Ace is living rent-free in Weiner's head...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 01, 2011 03:06 PM (BDH94)

303 A hack isn't Twitter's fault if
the hack involved guessing his password. There's nothing twitter can do
about that. Or Facebook. Or anyone else that requires a password.
But, in this case, the point is moot. He wasn't hacked.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (BDB5n)
Moot anyway. He's now claiming the photoshop defense. yfrog CEO might be simmering a bit, though.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:06 PM (+/eKV)

304 261 The only thing that might make this any better is if the picture was taken by Chuck Schumer.
Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 03:00 PM (MMC8r)

No, Anthony saves the really interesting underwear for me. Or so I'm told. Look, Paul Ryan!

Posted by: Chuck "Look at me!" Schumer at June 01, 2011 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

305 Weiner's private security firm has issued this notice.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 01, 2011 03:06 PM (J/2v7)

306 Whoevah heard of a Jew tweeting his junk? That's ridiculous!

Posted by: Livia Soprano at June 01, 2011 03:06 PM (+vyxE)

307 I regret that I have but one weiner pic to Tweet for my country.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 01, 2011 03:06 PM (v+QvA)

308 Hey, hey, hey! Did you all catch the specific use of "dropped in" when he was being ambiguous about where that dic pic was a pic of his dic?
And the sad attempt to call it a prank?

Confucius say: Dic pic not pic of prick's dic, dic pic is pic of tube sock dropped in prick's drawers.

Posted by: Jimmuy at June 01, 2011 03:07 PM (GVh3i)

309

Oh God! I'm LOVING watching FNC's Shannon Bream trying to hold back a grin while covering this story,

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 03:07 PM (bAySe)

310 Bwhahaha! The sub for Michael Medved (local Seattle Host, David Boze) just said "who would have thought the top story today is not the debt ceiling but Weiner." Heh!

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 03:07 PM (ihSHD)

311 Keep digging Anthony, soon you will reach Pakistan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2011 03:07 PM (G6cxw)

312 Elsewhere...

Bangladeshi Woman Takes Attacker's Penis To Police

Posted by: maverick muse at June 01, 2011 03:07 PM (H+LJc)

313 I don't have an account, but would imagine that they have a strong password requirement. >>>>>They don't.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:05 PM (BDB5n)


Yeah, then he's FAIL with the hacker defense.

If you don't have a strong password, it's your problem if someone gains access. Now it's up to him to prove the compromised account. Guilty till proven innocent, in other words.

Posted by: Sponge at June 01, 2011 03:07 PM (UK9cE)

314 it was only a sybian rolled up in a pair of gray underwear

That's hawt

Posted by: guy that SO TOTALLY does not have another tab open on his computer at June 01, 2011 03:07 PM (PBwG0)

315 221
Weiner's best bet at this point is to confess to having some kind
of "sex addiction" and then check himself into rehab (where he can stay
for a few weeks til the controversy dies down). Since the Oprah
"confess and cry" option is no longer available, this is his next best
bet.
Maybe he can go on Chrissy Matthews' show and start jumping up and down on a couch.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 01, 2011 03:08 PM (UvFnc)

316 What is Anthony Weiner's weiner'sopinion on high speed rail?

Posted by: MWR at June 01, 2011 03:08 PM (4df7R)

317 Boze is playing the audio of Weiner "I can't say with certitude..." Hehe!
It's so fricking Weiner!

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 03:08 PM (ihSHD)

318 Why do these media creeps act like this is so confusing? This is the most basic story ever told.

The Native Americans used to tell trickster stories as a warning to people like Weiner that they should be careful where they stick their wieners.

Posted by: Oprah-Huma-Huma-Oprah at June 01, 2011 03:08 PM (pmzey)

319 >>What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?

*raises hand*

What? He doesn't of everyone??

Lying SOB.

Posted by: moviegique at June 01, 2011 03:08 PM (kNN2d)

320 305
Weiner's private security firm has issued this notice.

CLASSIC~!

It still needs "Last seen hanging out in the Capitol Hill shower room" in small type at the bottom tho.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 01, 2011 03:09 PM (UvFnc)

321 I like David Boze. I can't stand Medved. Medved would probably not cover this story as it is "beneath" him--he's too esoteric to sully himself with this story. Boze is doing great!

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 03:09 PM (ihSHD)

322 My question is, is there such a
thing as an "official" government Twitter account? I'm sure there is,
but if so, why was he using the other one as his quasi-official feed?
Why would he call an unofficial Twitter account "RepDickpic" (or
whatever) and not "DoNotCallMeWeiner" or something?

Posted by: MWR at June 01, 2011 03:05 PM

Good question, and I wonder what his "official" Twitter account is. Maybe there really isn't one and he's setting up a false distinction -- "It wasn't my official account because I don't have one."

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:10 PM (+/eKV)

323 That can't be me! Huma will tell you! All my undies have Spiderman on them! It's true!

Posted by: Anthony 'Don't Call Me Tiny!' Weiner at June 01, 2011 03:10 PM (2PTT7)

324 It's not that anybody believes his story, it's that so many people WANT to believe it.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 03:10 PM (MMC8r)

325 Remember Rep Weiner was questioning Justice Thomas about his wife's work against the HCRA, so maybe this is a RW smear. Could be.

Before condemning the man lets look at the guy who brought us the
story.How is Breitbarts record with truthful reporting?

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:10 PM (xj4/B)

326 Bwhahaha! Boze is playing all the Weiner quotes that make him sound like the biggest elitest jerk. Go Dave!

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 03:11 PM (ihSHD)

327 Greg Gutfeld's take


Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2011 03:11 PM (Ekb01)

328 Thanks for the picture, honey. Why don't you not bother to come up and see me some time?

Posted by: May West at June 01, 2011 03:11 PM (2PTT7)

329 Can anyone explain the weinerless Drudge?

Posted by: jeannebodine at June 01, 2011 03:11 PM (nvlAW)

330 "How many pictures does Rep. Weiner take of his underwear to cause this confusion?" Ed Morrisy
You have to admit thats a great line.

Posted by: Talibill at June 01, 2011 03:12 PM (WEWGu)

331 316

What is Anthony Weiner's weiner'sopinion on high speed rail?

Posted by: MWR at June 01, 2011 03:08 PM (4df7R)

I'm all for ignoring distractions created nefarious black-ops mastermind Andrew Breitbart in order to talk about issues truly important to the American People, like high-speed tail...Oh.You said high-speed rail...Nevermind then.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner's weiner, esq. at June 01, 2011 03:12 PM (k4bdL)

332 What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?

Real question is if Weiner can't be sure its' own his weiner then how many pictures of other little weiners does he have? Pedafile?

Posted by: Concealed Kerry at June 01, 2011 03:12 PM (vXqv3)

333 So how can John Stewart be absolutely positive that the pic isn't of Rep. Weiner, but Rep. Weiner isn't so sure?

I think this is the silver bullet for "the Jews control the media" meme.

Posted by: alexthedude at June 01, 2011 03:12 PM (3MfRd)

334 Remember Rep Weiner was questioning Justice Thomas about his wife's work
against the HCRA, so maybe this is a RW smear. Could be.Before
condemning the man lets look at the guy who brought us the
story.How is Breitbarts record with truthful reporting?

FIRE CAN'T MELT WEINER!

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

335 It's not that anybody believes his story, it's that so many people WANT to believe it.

hehe, a weiner you can believe in

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:13 PM (+sBB4)

336 This whole thing is about pie, isn't it?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at June 01, 2011 03:13 PM (J/2v7)

337 Moot anyway. He's now claiming the photoshop defense. yfrog CEO might be simmering a bit, though.
Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:06 PM (+/eKV) Photoshop defense? Awesome. All of the photoshop techie stuff that was dismissed during the Obamalong-form birth certificaterelease will now be prime rock-solid evidence in Weinergate. This story must never go away. Nevah evah...

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:13 PM (BDB5n)

338 How is Breitbarts record with truthful reporting?

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:10 PM

It's great, thanks.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:13 PM (+/eKV)

339 So how long before Weiner is going to realize that the only way this will go away is for him to admit the truth. He fucked up with his #hacked claim and all the democrat sycophants want blood and are basically serious about what ace jokes about. They want him to use his position as a Congressman to go after these nefarious rightwing hackers that got him.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2011 03:14 PM (oVQFe)

340 Wiener always thought that he was cock-of-the-walk now he is!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 01, 2011 03:14 PM (0Snra)

341 But really, couldn't this happen to anybody? We are all Weiners now.

Posted by: OCBill at June 01, 2011 03:14 PM (YJvVE)

342 Wiener is getting the shaft! Cum on! Pull your head out! What a bunch of junk! It's not illegal - look it up in the penal code! You don't know dick. This taint over! The man is a member of congress! You've got some balls bringing these accusations. But you're gonna blow it because the proof is in the pudding. Won big in the last elections so now you're all cocky, eh? I bet bush had something to do with this.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 03:14 PM (TXKVh)

343 What other people does Andrew Breitbart have junk-pictures of?
He told me he was gonna make me a star.

Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 03:14 PM (wuv1c)

344 Good on Cabin Boy Ed for actually covering the story. If Ed notices it, given his squishiness, that suggests this story gets firmer.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:14 PM (AZGON)

345 Twitter says to lay off weiner, he's an organ donor.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:14 PM (+sBB4)

346 Just watched Marty Bitchir with Luke Walton re: Weinerville interview (finally!). It was fairly non-confrontational, but Luke did ask him directly.

Weiner was pitiful, just pitiful. Typical prevaricating, non-responsive, spin-point-covering dem answer. The they tried to discuss what bullshit Weinerville's replies were without really saying they were BS.

I am sure in the next segment, the subject will be BREITBART!

Posted by: Ducasti at June 01, 2011 03:15 PM (Jlw6l)

347
Can anyone explain the weinerless Drudge?

Posted by: jeannebodine at June 01, 2011 03:11 PM

Something along the lines of the Schwarzenegger-less Drudge. Sexscandals temporarily taboo.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:15 PM (+/eKV)

348 Drudge must be waiting/timing this as to go all in when the Kill Zone is clearly in the sights. The sharks are circling closer and closer, the scent of blood is strong.

Posted by: melvin at June 01, 2011 03:15 PM (3OCZw)

349 340
Wiener always thought that he was cock-of-the-walk now he is!


Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 01, 2011 03:14 PM (0Snra)
heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2011 03:15 PM (UOM48)

350 I understand the folks here would like to make something out of this that would impair Rep Weiner's ability to lead his constituents, but does this really go to the level of say, Foley's indiscretions or Craig's?

It's not often you guys can find Dem leaders in such bad spots as those guys put you and the wingers. The things the Dems do just don't make the people as mad as when the wingers do them.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:15 PM (xj4/B)

351 The only thing missing from this is a noose.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 01, 2011 03:16 PM (NmtlH)

352 And Ace needs to stop with the Psychic crap. We all know the truth. He's a timetraveler and already knows what's all going to happen. Admit the truth Ace!

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2011 03:16 PM (oVQFe)

353 I saw on newsbusters that O'Reilly, whom i hate, demanded the FBI investigate this.
50 bucks says if Weiner caves Bill O takes total credit for it.

I find it funny that Bill O is even looking into this given his Loufa problems a few years back

Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 03:16 PM (wuv1c)

354 Before condemning the man lets look at the guy who brought us the story.How is Breitbarts record with truthful reporting?Yeah, and if Breitbart is behind it all, you know that nefarious Tea Party is right there too. A WEINER tempest in a teapot?

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 03:16 PM (ihSHD)

355 Hannity is playing weiner. Why does he assume that "it's the republicans", why doesn't he think it could be the ultra liberal dems?

Posted by: curious at June 01, 2011 03:16 PM (k1rwm)

356 Photoshop defense? Awesome. All
of the photoshop techie stuff that was dismissed during the
Obamalong-form birth certificaterelease will now be prime rock-solid
evidence in Weinergate.


Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:13 PM (BDB5n)
Heh. Excellent point, joe.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 01, 2011 03:16 PM (G/MYk)

357 (looks at picture)

I've gotten more than that caught in my zipper.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 03:16 PM (MMC8r)

358 Anthony Weiner just tweeted that the Appalachian Trail is lovely this time of year. Now stop distracting him!

Posted by: Joe at June 01, 2011 03:17 PM (IgakF)

359 Stateless Infidel: "They'd never let something like that go through, but calling Breitbart a fraud, etc....hey, it was just a letter."


Same thing with those bullshit, contrived debates:

"Balanced" Moderator: Mr. Republican, here's a question from nun Mary Francis in Anytown, USA, asking, "When did you stop beating your wife?" Mr. Republican, your response? [...]

"Balanced" Moderator: And now your question, Mr. Democrat, and I'll give you equal time for this, John Smythison from Othertown, USA wants to know, "How do you remain so wonderful with all of the brilliant ideas you have to ensure succeeed?" [...]

"Balanced" Moderator: Well there you go, everyone. We hope you enjoyed this candidate debate from questions that everyday Americans want to know. Sorry we couldn't get to all of the questions, and each was great, but we selected the best of the best as a representative sample to optimize the election process. Thank you and good night.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 01, 2011 03:17 PM (1yViP)

360 Look, I've seen Tony's junk many, many times. Erect, flaccid, Cheez-Whiz encrusted, waving over my face at his little 2 am 'surprise parties', whatever! Trust me, it's not him! It's not the Tony that we nicknamed 'JoyHammer' in college, no sir! Of course, not in a gay way, fahhgedaboutit! Heh!

(Makes funny face into camera 3)

Posted by: Jon Stewart, Who Is Not Gay NTTIAWWT at June 01, 2011 03:17 PM (2PTT7)

361 Weiner featured on the front page of Fox website. You know the son of a bitch is sweating blood. He will crack when the pressure gets too high. You just can't put much pressure on a cracked vessel, and anyone tweeting pics of his dick to college girls might contain a fissure or two.

Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2011 03:17 PM (OlN4e)

362 weimdog Weimdog
by AceofSpadesHQ
@HowardKurtz on #Weinergate "Whole thing appears to be faked." @RepWeiner "I can't state with certainty" that's my junk. #MSMFail
27 minutes ago

AH HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:17 PM (AZGON)

363 All I can say isfrom that picture,Anthony got shafted

Posted by: Shaq's Weiner at June 01, 2011 03:17 PM (aBxLh)

364 This story keeps writing itself.
I think he meant, "turpitude" but he got nervous and had shrinkage of brain (and various other appendeages).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at June 01, 2011 03:17 PM (FnRYN)

365 (looks at picture)

I've gotten more than that caught in my zipper.

(See? It's funnier when I remember to sockpuppet it.)

Posted by: Dick Cheney at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (MMC8r)

366 You...you...fucking twerps!

Posted by: Howard Kurtz at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (TpXEI)

367 How is Breitbarts record with truthful reporting?

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:10 PMIt's great, thanks.

The problem is you believe him, a poster on a conservative website, but most folks see him as dishonest in his tactics and claims. I understand you want to believe him, just like I would like to believe Weiner was set up.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (xj4/B)

368 I shot a weiner in my briefs. How he got into my briefs, I can't say with certitude.

Posted by: Blackberry Marx at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (bN5ZU)

369 Wiener praying for a giant disaster of some sort to distract everyone.

Posted by: Shiggz at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (mLAWK)

370 The Party of Frank and Weiner.

Posted by: ParisParamusWhoReallyLivesInBrooklyn, NY at June 01, 2011 03:19 PM (DlrDR)

371 Shit. The rest of the story doesn't bode well. He's digging in, shutting out LE, and going on friendly interview. This story can't progress without subpenisoenas. Gotta hope CNN picks up his inconsistencies.
Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 02:52 PM (+/eKV)

FIFY

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2011 03:19 PM (z7aey)

372

Btw, I think the dic pic needs to be shown turned 180 degrees. That is the pov of the guy looking down. You can actually tell then that he is sitting and can make out the wood grain in the flloor and see the leg of a table or desk.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 03:19 PM (bAySe)

373
Posted by: Bill Carmody

Bill, I'd suggest you go back and read all the Weiner threads here. You'll learn a lot.

And I'll be happy to enlighten you on one thing now: speaking for myself, I don't just want Weiner to be "less successful at leading his constituents"; I want the anti-American, lying, elitist, socialist SOB out of politics altogether. In fact I'd like him out of public life. Denting his political career may be all I can get, but I'll take that.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:19 PM (+/eKV)

374 Thanks for letting us know what "most folks" think, Bill.

Posted by: Supervisor 194 at June 01, 2011 03:19 PM (qpstS)

375 Bangladeshi Woman Takes Attacker's Penis To Police
Bangladeshi CSI lab to determin if it belonged to WEINER or the arrested penisless moooooooslum. Both of my legs are on FIYAH!

Posted by: Chrisy Tingles and Tickles Mathews at June 01, 2011 03:20 PM (SPVfc)

376 I find it funny that Bill O is even looking into this given his Loufa problems a few years back
Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 03:16 PM (wuv1c)
O'Reilly is a loudmouth and a publicity hog, but I credit him with saving Allen West from court martial in a too damn politically correct Army.

Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2011 03:20 PM (OlN4e)

377 I love how LGF just goes silent on these things once they've been proven wrong.

Oh, and damn you all for making me visit LGF for the first time in years.

Posted by: taylork at June 01, 2011 03:20 PM (5wsU9)

378 FIFY

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2011 03:19 PM

Haha, I'll take that fix!

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:20 PM (+/eKV)

379 Noted cybercrime hero and feminist Weiner sexually harasses young woman and jokes about hacking.

Liberal trolls... hardest hit.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:21 PM (AZGON)

380 but most folks see him as dishonest in his tactics and claims.

Says who? I imagine most people have never heard of him.

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:21 PM (GTbGH)

381 Yeah, and if Breitbart is behind it all, you know that nefarious Tea Party is right there too. A WEINER tempest in a teapot?

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 03:16 PM

I'm not making the case for the Tea Party. I actually like some of their ideas. I'm just noting that Breitbart isn't known in mainstream circles as a paragon of virtue and honesty.


Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:21 PM (xj4/B)

382 LGF is now a creepy, creepy little place.

Alternate universe over there, and very unsettling.

Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 03:21 PM (Xm1aB)

383 The problem is you believe him, a poster on a conservative website, but most folks see him as dishonest in his tactics and claims. I understand you want to believe him, just like I would like to believe Weiner was set up.
Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (xj4/B) If the FBI would get involved with this, both sides can believe the conclusions of the FBI, and thenthis story will be over. And, who exactly is 'most folks'? Pretty lame talking point, IMO.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:21 PM (BDB5n)

384 Oh c'mon! Who of us can say with certitude that isn't our junk? (Moronettes are excused.)

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at June 01, 2011 03:21 PM (mQMnK)

385 >>> The problem is you believe him, a poster on a conservative website, but most folks see him as dishonest in his tactics and claims. I understand you want to believe him, just like I would like to believe Weiner was set up.
Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (xj4/B)

By all means - go ahead and list all the times that he has been wrong or lied ina story.

Posted by: Roadking at June 01, 2011 03:21 PM (AnVSb)

386 Can anyone explain the weinerless Drudge?

One of Matt's irrational obsessions he can't get over is cancer from cell phones and the World Health Organization just set him off. The idea that those field strengths at those wavelengths would have any kind of biological effect is equivalent to the recent fatwa against solar water heaters due to the risk of leprosy.

Posted by: Bob Saget has not been banned yet at June 01, 2011 03:22 PM (F/4zf)

387 #381

Says who?

You?

Bullshit.

Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 03:22 PM (Xm1aB)

388 373 Bill, I'd suggest you go back and read all the Weiner threads here. You'll learn a lot.And I'll be happy to enlighten you on one thing now: speaking for myself, I don't just want Weiner to be "less successful at leading his constituents"; I want the anti-American, lying, elitist, socialist SOB out of politics altogether. In fact I'd like him out of public life. Denting his political career may be all I can get, but I'll take that.
Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:19 PM (+/eKV)
This was a woodshedding that I can get on board with 100%

Posted by: giftogab formerly known as rightzilla at June 01, 2011 03:22 PM (SPVfc)

389 #325

If this is all a big lie made by Breitbart, why is Weiner melting down, refusing to answer basic questions about what he knows, and stonewalling any external investigation?

You'd like to think that as a sitting US Congressman, if his personal social media account were REALLY hacked by some malicious third party who deliberately set out to humiliate him, he'd AT LEAST take it seriously and ask for an investigation!

Posted by: looking closely at June 01, 2011 03:22 PM (6Q9g2)

390 284
Let he who doesn't have pictures of his own junk on his computer cast the first stone.Posted by: Mr Pink at June 01, 2011 03:03 PM (NmtlH)

Give me a minute to go fetch a stone from the parking lot, will ya?

Posted by: No Whining at June 01, 2011 03:22 PM (UzjcV)

391 Wow have we really gotten a Weiner defender on the site? Remember don't smack the idiot around too hard at the start otherwise he won't stick around to spew more retarded truths.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2011 03:22 PM (oVQFe)

392 Yeah, Breitbart has no credibility.

Posted by: ACORN at June 01, 2011 03:22 PM (qpstS)

393
The problem is you believe him, a poster on a conservative website, but
most folks see him as dishonest in his tactics and claims. I understand
you want to believe him, just like I would like to believe Weiner was
set up.

No, I'm not a "want to believer." There is absolutely no evidence that Breitbart ever hacked or pranked or faked anything. As for Weiner? There is a plethora of evidence that he has. Proof of his innocence could be supplied by the one thing he refuses to do -- involve law enforcement.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM (+/eKV)

394 Ok, maybe a straw man in saying "most folks". But you have to admit there are Dem and Republican 'bubbles' in which nobody will change their mind and camp out with the same like minded folks.

Breitbart doesn't really have any credibility outside your 'camp'.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM (xj4/B)

395 The sockpuppet account theory intrigues me (and the speculation about his hope that this anonymous account will be blameable.)

There's a an old news story in which he appears as a side character - and he hits on a a young congressional intern-type girly in a coffee shop, but tells her he is an auto-parts salesman. Did Miss G. C. follow any auto-parts salesmen?

Posted by: SarahW at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM (Z4T49)

396 Who the hell is this Bill Carmody douche?

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM (Xm1aB)

397 Popcorn and scotch time it is I tell ya. Munch munch sip. Munch munch sip.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM (dZ756)

398 Ace, didn't your mother ever tell you that you'd go blind from smacking Weiner around that much?

Posted by: rabidsquirrel at June 01, 2011 03:24 PM (RuF8n)

399 We're all wieners now.

Posted by: The Democratic Party at June 01, 2011 03:24 PM (TXKVh)

400 I'm just noting that Breitbart isn't known in mainstream circles as a paragon of virtue

Mainstream circles, defined as the MFM, by the MFM. It's logic so circular that it's approaching singularity.

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:24 PM (GTbGH)

401 Wow have we really gotten a Weiner defender on the site?
Nah, it's a sock

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 01, 2011 03:24 PM (TpXEI)

402 I watched a show last night on Discovery about mind control with Keith Barry. Anyone think that could be what happened here?

I just think Anthony is just Waaaay to smart to do what is alleged. =]

Posted by: Oprah-Huma-Huma-Oprah at June 01, 2011 03:24 PM (pmzey)

403 I wish, after Weiner said he couldn't say "with certitude" it's not his junk, the reporter would have said,

'Care to take a moment, go to the bathroom, and check?I mean, he is carrying around the fucking evidence.

Posted by: momma at June 01, 2011 03:24 PM (penCf)

404 Huma gonna call?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (+sBB4)

405 Oh cum on, this has blown up on my face! I was hoping it would shrink away! But no, the right-wingers couldn't just have pulled out! They had to keep ramming away!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner's Weiner at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (aBxLh)

406 Weiner: Not sure if its my junk, but trust me... I know how to vote on the debt ceiling and medicare and stuff.

Posted by: Freedomplow at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (GLP9X)

407 Come on. It's not like Weiner killed the woman.

This stuff drives me off a bridge.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (AZGON)

408 394Ok, maybe a straw man in saying "most folks". But you have to admit there are Dem and Republican 'bubbles' in which nobody will change their mind and camp out with the same like minded folks.

Breitbart doesn't really have any credibility outside your 'camp'.
Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM (xj4/B) Do your homework about Breitbart, then come back and annouce which camp you're in......

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (BDB5n)

409 I've got top men investigating this issue, you jackasses! Top. Men.

I don't see what the fuss is about. It's not as if I were wearing flag- print undies.

Posted by: Anty 'Lil' Weiner at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (3nrx7)

410 We have top men working on it. TOP MEN!

Posted by: Tired Internet Memes at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (136wp)

411 Ace's best tweet (I know he put the vid up above, but still, this is funny):

my new god-damned theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo9TboRIsxo

Posted by: momma at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (penCf)

412 Wow have we really gotten a Weiner defender on the site?

Probably not, but I'm not going to go to the trouble of freaking letter counting for AJ.

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (GTbGH)

413 Breitbart doesn't really have any credibility outside your 'camp'.
Weiner's confirmed that said pic came from his twitter account.

Breitbart, therefore, is not the issue.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (MMC8r)

414 just noting that Breitbart isn't known in mainstream circles as a paragon of virtue and honesty.
Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:21 PM (xj4/B)

Bill, Bill, Bill.

Since when is the opinion of 'mainstream circles' a definitive source?

They WANT to believe (and they claim it every time) that he 'heavily edits' his videos and now claim he edited the screenshot of the pic THAT WEINER HAS ADMITTED CAME FROM HIS ACCOUNT.

So other than repeating the pablum puked up by the Lamestream media, what other CONCERNS do you have?

Posted by: King Anthony II at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (9YuJS)

415 397
Popcorn and scotch time it is I tell ya. Munch munch sip. Munch munch sip.


Posted by: SFGoth

Scotch and chocolate chip cookies. It will change your life.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (TXKVh)

416 Yeah, Breitbart has no credibility.

Posted by: ACORN at June 01, 2011 03:22 PM (qpstS)
Nobody believes a word that cracker says!

Posted by: Shirley Sherrod, Georgia State Director of Rural Development, USDA. (Ret.) at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (2PTT7)

417 I understand you want to believe him, just like I would like to believe Weiner was set up.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (xj4/B)
Don't assume that the rest of the world is as stupid and dishonestly motivated as you are. I understand that lefties rely on the projection of their damaged and twisted personalities to get them through the day, but it is really a repulsive display of the errors of evolution.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (G/MYk)

418 Mebbe Weiner can hold a formal press comferance and shake his finger at the camera and say: "I did not tweet my dick to that woman". It might help his believability.

Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (OlN4e)

419 DIANE SAWYER: Huma, did that look like Anthony's schlong?
HUMA ABEDIN: Of course not, Diane. The one in the picture was much bigger than---
REP. WEINER: Huma....
HA: --I had anticipated...

Posted by: joncelli at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (RD7QR)

420 Btw, I think the dic pic needs to be shown turned 180 degrees. That is the pov of the guy looking down.

That might explain why he can't 'say with certitude' if it's his junk. He didn't take the pic.

Posted by: Retread at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (okCHU)

421 Wall Street Baffled by Slowing Economy, Low Yields: Trader

http://bit.ly/kt1hYa


hmmm

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (WkuV6)

422 Breitbart doesn't really have any credibility outside your 'camp'.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM (xj4/B)
What does your "camp" base creditability on?Can you document a series of false accusations, lies, and misrepresentations from the Breitbart? If you can, then that might reasonably dent his creditability within any "camp". As far as I know, he has a rather remarkable track record.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (yrGif)

423 Bill, I'd suggest you go back and read all the Weiner threads here. You'll learn a lot.

I've read some of them. I understand how it could be seen the way you guys see it. I'm just waiting for the truth so folks can focus on what's really important: namely, a crushing debt initiated during the Bush years that threatens to wipe our economy down to nothing.

That debt vote didn't help.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (xj4/B)

424 Breitbart is just a way for libs to try to change the subject. Just to let you know, the subject is Weiner. Period.

Posted by: Supervisor 194 at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (qpstS)

425 So, Weiner walks back the "prank" story but now admits for the first time that the erect penis may be his penis. Now claims his entire "system" was hacked.
That's story #3:
Story 1: My Facebook was hackedStory 2: It was a prankStory 3: My system was hacked

Posted by: someguy at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (iIQ0a)

426 Breitbart doesn't really have any credibility outside your 'camp'.
Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM (xj4/B)
IF, arguendo, he has no cred outside OUR camp, then what can be said is that it is the libs that are so invested in what they believe that facts and evidence draped in front of them in the form of video etc cannot get them off their own delusions! He has cred amongst any clear thinkging person. You decide if the dem bubble you speak of is all encompassing of the people outside my camp.

Posted by: giftogab formerly known as rightzilla at June 01, 2011 03:27 PM (SPVfc)

427 396Who the hell is this Bill Carmody douche?Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM (Xm1aB) I'm thinking it's Average Joe, but I haven't analyzed the posts enough to find the hidden messages.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:27 PM (BDB5n)

428 1. Andrew Breitbart is the junk master. Every congress person and celebrity is PWNED. Even Lady Gaga is on file but that one is not hard to get.

2. Weiner is hiring a firm to protect his weiner. I guess it's in good hands now.

3. Democrats vote for pricks anyways. Look at Obama.

4.The real reason he is pausing is the use of Photoshop and wide angle lenses. What he really doesn't want leaked is an actual size picture.

Posted by: dvdivx at June 01, 2011 03:27 PM (rBW4C)

429 396 Who the hell is this Bill Carmody douche?
Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM (Xm1aB)
I don't know, but I'm getting a big temptation to ask his opinions on Captain America.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2011 03:27 PM (oVQFe)

430 Wow have we really gotten a Weiner defender on the site?

Pubic defender.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 03:27 PM (TXKVh)

431
Breitbart doesn't really have any credibility outside your 'camp'.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:23 PM

Oh really? Then Barack Obama is in our camp, because he (wrongly) fired Shirley Sherrod. Congress is, too; they cut off funding for ACORN.

By the way, you probably aren't aware of what Breitbart has to say about that Sherrod story.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:27 PM (+/eKV)

432 mainstream circles

Just about right

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:28 PM (+sBB4)

433 More Weiner!!! More!!!! Give me more!!!!

Posted by: Ginger Lee at June 01, 2011 03:28 PM (mMBf/)

434 Breitbart has pictures of everyones junk. He's releasing a coffee-table book in Fall of 2011: "Pictures of Everyones Junk."

Posted by: ktgreat at June 01, 2011 03:28 PM (aIfz+)

435

Ah yes! That would explain how and why his post jumped accounts... He was using a laptop while chatting with the Comely Coed, but with a sock account... Got a tease pic from her... Then grabbed his smartphone to get a shot of his erect penis... But goofed by hitting send instead of transferring it to his laptop.


^^^
am I making sense?

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 03:29 PM (bAySe)

436 "Certitude".. it's the new "is"

Posted by: Chellita at June 01, 2011 03:29 PM (+vyxE)

437 Alan Dershowitz is going to be very pissed off.
This privatization of law enforcement was the basis of his claim, in the
movie, at least, to need to defend Von Bulow against the private
security firm that the Von Bulow kids had hired.I guess Weiner never watched "Reversal of Fortune". He was too busy building a portfolio of head shots for his dick.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 01, 2011 02:23 PM (G/MYk)

Dude, this is the first thing I thought of, too. My wife and I just watched that movie on Monday, and I was wondering if that was where Weiner was headed while watching it.

Posted by: holygoat at June 01, 2011 03:29 PM (reo+A)

438 so folks can focus on what's really important: namely, a crushing debt
initiated during the Bush years that threatens to wipe our economy down
to nothing.

Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:29 PM (GTbGH)

439 MEN! You CAN avoid 'Wags' Weiner's Embarrassing Problem!

http://tinyurl.com/3stq95a

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 01, 2011 03:29 PM (tpz0h)

440 The problem is you believe him, a poster on a
conservative website, but most folks see him as dishonest in his tactics
and claims. I understand you want to believe him, just like I would
like to believe Weiner was set up.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (xj4/B)


Well, if you look at it....the only times he's brought into question by the MBM is when he's taken out of context. See: Shirley Sherrod.

The percentage of right wing media types that are caught lying tend to be a lot less in number than those on the left.

Sorry, but I'm with Breitbart on this one.

Posted by: Sponge at June 01, 2011 03:29 PM (UK9cE)

441 Lets put this differently, if Andrew Breitbart (or any other partison political operative) hacked into Weiner's account, and used it to send a dick-o-gram to a coed in Seattle, that would be:

a. A nasty political "dirty trick", and
b. A serious federal crime.

If that actually happened a partisan screamer like Weiner would be calling for a Federal investigation, followed by someone's head on platter.

Instead, in the aftermath of this incident, Weiner changed his story about what happened, deleted a bunch of personal electronic media, hired a bunch of lawyers, refuses to answer basic questions about the incident, blew up at a reporter on camera, and refuses to ask for an external investigation.

So what's your conclusion?

Posted by: looking closely at June 01, 2011 03:30 PM (PwGfd)

442 namely, a crushing debt initiated during the Bush years that threatens to wipe our economy down to nothing.

That your buddy Obama quadrupled in order to 'fix' it. Got it!


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 01, 2011 03:30 PM (2PTT7)

443 The problem is you believe him, a poster on a conservative website, but most folks see him as dishonest in his tactics and claims. I understand you want to believe him, just like I would like to believe Weiner was set up.
Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (xj4/B)

Did Charles send you over to straighten us out? *snicker*

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2011 03:30 PM (z7aey)

444 We had to manufacture a brand new wide angle lens to capture all of John Daly's junk.

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 01, 2011 03:30 PM (Xm1aB)

445 So, Weiner walks back the "prank" story but now admits for the first time that the erect penis may be his penis. Now claims his entire "system" was hacked.
That's story #3:
It's like he thought the Administration's handling of OBL's death was a good example of how to present the facts...

Posted by: MWR at June 01, 2011 03:30 PM (4df7R)

446 ALINSKY RULE 12: Pick the weiner, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it."

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:31 PM (+sBB4)

447 From what I understand about the Breitbart / Sherrod story is he was going after the NAACP through Sherrod. She was a means to an end. So, I know she wasn't the target, but was collateral damage for Bretibart.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:31 PM (xj4/B)

448 Story 1: My Facebook was hacked
Story 2: It was a prank
Story 3: My system was hacked

Story 4: I'm not certain I'm in the picture, if it is really a picture
Story 5: Osama bin Laden burst into my bedroom and I had to shoot him but I only had a BlackBerry
Story 6: I can feed 45,000 people with a slice of pie and a basket of jackass

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:31 PM (AZGON)

449 Drudge issimply waiting to come in for the final thrusting climaxof the matter at hand.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at June 01, 2011 03:32 PM (FnRYN)

450 "straighten us out"

Tell me more, baby.

Posted by: Tony Wiener's wiener at June 01, 2011 03:32 PM (TXKVh)

451
I'm just waiting for the truth so folks can focus on what's really important:

Yeah, so's Weiner. The trouble is, we see the personal ethics of a sitting Congressman to be really important. We don't like guys who preach morality to us to be sending dicpix to coeds and then telling insultingly stupid lies to cover up.

By the way, you will come back here when he confesses? And you will take a look at this? And you will explain why Weiner won't simply produce the truth by calling the FBI?

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:32 PM (+/eKV)

452 404 Huma gonna call?
Posted by: Cherry at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (+sBB4)
Great. Now I have to call the cave-dwellers in IT and get them to replace my monitor. Thanks.

Posted by: rabidsquirrel at June 01, 2011 03:32 PM (RuF8n)

453 440 The problem is you believe him, a poster on a conservative website, but most folks see him as dishonest in his tactics and claims. I understand you want to believe him, just like I would like to believe Weiner was set up.
Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (xj4/B) No, the problem is YOU types believed Dan Blather on his attempt to make Bush look like he did not serve his country. That was a proven fgake and cost jobs to your camp. THOSE are the people wjo ahve proven to be liars and fakes and whom have no cred ANYWEHA!

Posted by: giftogab formerly known as rightzilla at June 01, 2011 03:32 PM (SPVfc)

454 Bill, how about a response to post 441.

Posted by: Supervisor 194 at June 01, 2011 03:32 PM (qpstS)

455 I went home for lunch and Sheppy was using the "certitude" word around an awful lot. Ya think they don't believe the Weiner?

Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2011 03:33 PM (iYbLN)

456 So what's your conclusion?



Posted by: looking closely at June 01,

Obviously, it doesn't look good for Rep Weiner. I can acknowledge that and still know it doesn't compromise national security or any other matter, political or otherwise.

Therefore, I don't see what all the uproar is over this by you guys.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:33 PM (xj4/B)

457 From what I understand about the Breitbart / Sherrod
story is he was going after the NAACP through Sherrod. She was a means
to an end. So, I know she wasn't the target, but was collateral damage
for Bretibart.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:31 PM (xj4/B)So what aspect of this NAACP/Sherrod story is the problem? Is this the only example of a Breitbart issue you have found?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2011 03:33 PM (yrGif)

458 So, I know she wasn't the target, but was collateral damage for Bretibart.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:31 PM

No, she wasn't. Her role in Breitbart's story was one of redemption. Your hero Obama threw her under the bus, to Breitbart's disgust. Breitbart makes no secret of the fact that Glenn Beck did some dishonest editing.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:34 PM (+/eKV)

459 415 397 Popcorn and scotch time it is I tell ya. Munch munch sip. Munch munch sip.Posted by: SFGothScotch and chocolate chip cookies. It will change your life.
Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 03:25 PM (TXKVh)
Word.

Posted by: Ace's cirrhotic liver at June 01, 2011 03:34 PM (DrWcr)

460 Weiner is going to be live on CNN shortly with Wolf.
I wanted to post on the new thread but I'm not going OT on an Iraqi Veterans thread.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 01, 2011 03:34 PM (GKQDR)

461 "It's the wiener, stupid!"

Posted by: Bill Clinton's totel lack of self control at June 01, 2011 03:34 PM (TXKVh)

462 However, I'm willing to wait until everything is disclosed, unlike you guys.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:34 PM (xj4/B)

463 Incidentally, I don't think Breitbart ever accused Weiner of anything. This isn't a "he said, she said" situation where the facts of what happened are in dispute.

A lewd picture was posted publically from Weiner's account, and Breitbard just publicized that this happened.

Its up to Weiner to explain why a picture purporting to be his want got sent from his own personal account to 45,000 people (something he refuses to do), not Breitbart.

I'm quite sure that Breitbart has NO problem whatever with a full Federal investigation into this incident, again, something that Weiner refuses to ask for.


Posted by: looking closely at June 01, 2011 03:34 PM (6Q9g2)

464 So, Weiner hasn't confirmed Breitbart's story by saying that photo DID come from his accounts?

The Faux Troll is showing you what Narrative they will try to assert. Breitbart's been confirmed by Weiner himself. The only thing they can claim now is that it was that Breitbart hacked him, which would be confirmable via the IP logs that Weiner refuses to be curious about.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 03:34 PM (MMC8r)

465 So Weiner placing himself in potentially compromising positions, making him susceptible to blackmail at the least just doesn't matter?

Posted by: Supervisor 194 at June 01, 2011 03:35 PM (qpstS)

466 Therefore, I don't see what all the uproar is over this by you guys.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:33 PM

No compromise, no problem? Then why isn't Weiner being as cool and logical as you? Why isn't he answering a single damn legitimate question?

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:35 PM (+/eKV)

467 Why in a world with such sterling reputations as the NYT and MSNBC; would anybody question Beitbart's accuracy -- his bias, yes.

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2011 03:35 PM (WkuV6)

468 Anthony "put that" Hardaway.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 01, 2011 03:35 PM (u6ftf)

469 I'm just waiting for the truth so folks
can focus on what's really important: namely, a crushing debt initiated
during the Bush years that threatens to wipe our economy down to
nothing.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (xj4/B)
LOL. The Weiner defender ... a lying sack of shit, himself. What a surprise.
Or, maybe Bill isn't lying but only has about the same level of mathematical sophistication as his Indonesian Retard has? Is that the problem, Bill? Are you still waiting for your health insurace premiums to be reduced by 3000%? Probably.It's one thing to be stupid, Bill, but it's quite another to flaunt your idiocy. I understand that flaunting idiocy is a sport of the left, but you are not on a lefty site, now.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 01, 2011 03:35 PM (G/MYk)

470 I'm having a weiner parade in my pants.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:35 PM (+sBB4)

471 I've read some of them. I understand how it could be
seen the way you guys see it. I'm just waiting for the truth so folks
can focus on what's really important: namely, a crushing debt initiated
during the Bush years that threatens to wipe our economy down to
nothing.That debt vote didn't help.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (xj4/B)


Ah.

Thanks for clearing up who you are. It's BUSH'S fault.

You can go back to the rock you were under, sir. We don't need anything else, thanks.


Posted by: Sponge at June 01, 2011 03:36 PM (UK9cE)

472 462
However, I'm willing to wait until everything is disclosedrobed, unlike you guys.


Posted by: Bill Carmody


Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 03:36 PM (TXKVh)

473 You would assume if someone was going to "manipulate" a photo they would have made it more impressive. As it is , it's pretty pathetic. I can't even tell if he was c-sized.

Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2011 03:36 PM (iYbLN)

474 Seems to me that when I unload, I always hit my target head-on and am vindicated.

Sucks to be Bill Carmody.

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 01, 2011 03:36 PM (Xm1aB)

475 461 "It's thestupid weiner!"
Posted by: Bill Clinton's totel lack of self control at June 01, 2011 03:34 PM (TXKVh)

Posted by: Bill Clinton's utter lack of personal responsibility at June 01, 2011 03:36 PM (v+QvA)

476 It was the Prankenstein monster.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 01, 2011 03:36 PM (bN5ZU)

477 The problem is you believe him, a poster on a conservative website, but most folks see him as dishonest in his tactics and claims. I understand you want to believe him, just like I would like to believe Weiner was set up.
Posted by: Bill Carmody
Is this a sock or utter stupidity?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2011 03:37 PM (Gzv/o)

478 I can't do it anymore, you Morons are too good! Sock off

Bill Carmody is dead to me. It's hard work thinking like a lib.

Thanks for the fun, you made me go to websites I never would have ever gone to, if not for some stock comments.

Everyone of my comments were paraphrased from actual comments on various sites.


Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:37 PM (xj4/B)

479 Must see....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcSuyZjjIM

Posted by: cvb at June 01, 2011 03:37 PM (RwELq)

480 I can acknowledge that and still know it doesn't compromise national security or any other matter, political or otherwise.

Which you know how? Since the new line is that his "system" was compromised, what other data was on it?

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:37 PM (GTbGH)

481 423
I'm just waiting for the truth so folks can focus on what's
really important: namely, a crushing debt initiated during the Bush
years that threatens to wipe our economy down to nothing.That debt vote didn't help.Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:26 PM (xj4/B)

So you're ... concerned? Well, surprise, surprise, surprise!

That you're willfully misinformed is of no surprise whatsoever.

Posted by: No Whining at June 01, 2011 03:37 PM (UzjcV)

482 He should call in a Privates Security company and lock that puppy down. Plus take a dick print so that any future pictures can be tracked.

Of course this one was in disguise, which is why the Hon. Rep. Weiner (D) Land of Certitude lacks same.

Don't they all pretty much look alike? Especially when incocknito?

Posted by: Nameless at June 01, 2011 03:38 PM (9YuJS)

483 Billy, Billy, Billy. Our debt was $160B when your boy took office.
It's now $1.4T. Yes, that's a "T" as in Trillion.
That trope is getting rather tiresome, and only serves to demonstrate the difficulty you have withprocessing information.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2011 03:38 PM (d0Tfm)

484
By the way, I'm going to quit arguing about Breitbart with you, Bill. He's YOUR distraction in this story. You have one "case" against him in which you apparently don't have all the facts.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:38 PM (+/eKV)

485 More deliciousness from Ace

AceofSpadesHQ Ace of Spades
just to be a bud @howardkurtz I'll write your piece for you. How do you like the "totalitarianism of partisan certitude"? Winnah? neenee
3 minutes ago

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:38 PM (AZGON)

486 However, I'm willing to wait until everything is disclosed, unlike you guys.Posted by: Bill Carmody


Just like the Dem/Leftys always do, right?
I call bullshit on you. You would probably be the first one to point the finger and yell GUILTY if it was a Republican.

Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2011 03:38 PM (iYbLN)

487 Obviously, it doesn't look good for Rep Weiner. I can acknowledge that and still know it doesn't compromise national security or any other matter, political or otherwise. Therefore, I don't see what all the uproar is over this by you guys.
Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:33 PM (xj4/B)
Aside from the hacking of a government officals accounts and the obvious illegalities there, how about this:
TRENT LOTT says something the public views as politically incorrect. He loses his position.
TICKLEGATE. Lost job.
CHRISTOPHER LEE resignes over reports of sending a shirtless (NOTE: NOT PANTLESS) pic of maried self to someone other than his wife.....
....you traking here bill?

Posted by: giftogab formerly known as rightzilla at June 01, 2011 03:38 PM (SPVfc)

488 However, I'm willing to wait until everything is disclosed, unlike you
guys.
Because, conveniently, Tony Weiner can make sure that 'everything' isn't disclosed. Without a criminal complaint, it all stays out of reach.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

489 dammit

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:38 PM (GTbGH)

490 I can't even tell if he was c-sized.

Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2011 03:36 PM (iYbLN)
So every once in awhile my hand slips and I take a little too much off the top! So sometimes I take a lot off the top! So sue me!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner's Mohel, Rabbi Sheldon 'Shaky Shecky' Feinstein at June 01, 2011 03:39 PM (2PTT7)

491
Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:37 PM

Holy fuck! Now that was a prank.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:39 PM (+/eKV)

492
Obviously, it doesn't look good for Rep Weiner. I can acknowledge that and still know it doesn't compromise national security or any other matter, political or otherwise.

Therefore, I don't see what all the uproar is over this by you guys.
Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:33 PM (xj4/B) Of course you don't. You don't want to see it. If a Republican did this, the Dems would insist that he resign. And, Republicans usually do resign over stuff like this. When Dems do it, the wagons are circled and the 'uproar' is mocked. Since Republicans would simply like everyone to play by the same set of rules, it's important that Weinergate is investigated until there are no more questions. At that point, Weiner's future will be decided. If Pubs have to pay a price, then Dems do too. Very easy to 'see'....

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:39 PM (BDB5n)

493

CNN: On Weiner, and Blitzer and Spitzer

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:39 PM (+sBB4)

494 Well socked GWMcL

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 01, 2011 03:40 PM (CAI0v)

495 Yep I'm really interested in knowing Bill's opinions on Steve Rogers.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2011 03:40 PM (oVQFe)

496 However, I'm willing to wait until everything is disclosed, unlike you guys.

Hmmm, I think quite enough has been disclosed...man up...take a stand.

Posted by: Retread at June 01, 2011 03:40 PM (okCHU)

497 Guys, really, you're GREAT. I'm sorry for rousing you.

SOCK OFF! SOCK OFF!

Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:40 PM (xj4/B)

498 However, I'm willing to wait until everything is disclosed, unlike you guys.

Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:34 PM (xj4/B)
LOL. What are you waiting for, Weiner full-Monty shots?What an ass ...

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 01, 2011 03:40 PM (G/MYk)

499 What is annoying about Cabin Boy Ed on today's show is how they are kinda sorta making excuses for Weiner, but only kinda. Like saying "He's too smart to have done this, what happened?"

As if Weiner were a man in his right mind with a sense of propriety.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:40 PM (AZGON)

500 Um, guys, look at comment #478.
At least it wasn't me who fell for the sock this time.

Posted by: Steph at June 01, 2011 03:40 PM (AkdC5)

501 Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:37 PM

I'd like to prank you for hours, in my basement, you stiffy stifferson.

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:40 PM (GTbGH)

502 Hey guys, can I do a story on Weiner's Weiner? Like my Michael Jackson series, I'll friend him up, then totally dick him in the end!

Posted by: Martin Bashir's Weiner at June 01, 2011 03:40 PM (aBxLh)

503 493
That is so wrong. LOL

Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2011 03:40 PM (iYbLN)

504 478 I can't do it anymore, you Morons are too good! Sock offBill Carmody is dead to me. It's hard work thinking like a lib.Thanks for the fun, you made me go to websites I never would have ever gone to, if not for some stock comments.Everyone of my comments were paraphrased from actual comments on various sites.
Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:37 PM (xj4/B)
**golf clap**

Posted by: rabidsquirrel at June 01, 2011 03:41 PM (RuF8n)

505
Psst. Bill. If you really want to throw a wrench into what's going on here... mention something about longbows vs crossbows. Works every time.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 03:41 PM (TXKVh)

506 Is this a sock or utter stupidity?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2011 03:37 PM

Both! Mr. Carmody was the sock for someone copy-pasting LW comments.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:41 PM (+/eKV)

507 #456:

Obviously, it doesn't look good for Rep Weiner. I can acknowledge that
and still know it doesn't compromise national security or any other
matter, political or otherwise.
===========
Thank you for admitting the obvious.

If Weiner's story is to be believed, then in fact national security HAS been compromised, since he's a sitting US Congressman, on the intelligence committee, and his personal computer accounts were compromised.

Fortunately, the only people who believe Weiner's BS story are brain-dead partisan dumbasses from the Daily Kos, and the like, and even most of them probably don't believe it.

As to what this story truly compromises, its Weiner's political career. Like many, he's now been shown to be a hypocrite and liar, and this may take a bit out of any national political ambitions he's had.

In particular, via a completely self-inflicted wound he's gone from "hip cynical young attack Democrat" to "sleazy married middle aged guy sending cock-shots to college students".


Posted by: looking closely at June 01, 2011 03:41 PM (PwGfd)

508 I can't say with certitude that Howard Kurtz isn't a mincing prat.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:41 PM (AZGON)

509 The problem is you believe him, a poster on a
conservative website, but most folks see him as dishonest in his tactics
and claims. I understand you want to believe him, just like I would
like to believe Weiner was set up.


Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:18 PM (xj4/B)

that's because you're a frickin idiot who wants to BELIEVE!!!!11111!!!
fynq

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 01, 2011 03:41 PM (UrPTC)

510 Well, was Bill Carmody legitimate or too obvious of a sock? I was trying hard not to give any obvious stuff away.

I panicked, even as a sock, as to how to respond. I was checkmated.

Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:42 PM (xj4/B)

511 Dang McClintock. Youhad my BLOOD boiling. But then, let us not hastily let you off the hook, after all your name is mCLINTOck and that has most of a real bad word in it!

Posted by: giftogab formerly known as rightzilla at June 01, 2011 03:42 PM (SPVfc)

512 God help me - I truly love this site.

Posted by: someguy at June 01, 2011 03:42 PM (yPwNF)

513 Bill Carmody is dead to me. It's hard work thinking like a lib.Thanks for the fun, you made me go to websites I never would have ever gone to, if not for some stock comments.Everyone of my comments were paraphrased from actual comments on various sites.
Posted by: GW McLintock

Do you feel dirty? You should. You went places that even Rep Anthony's Weiner wouldn't go. And he's been around.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2011 03:42 PM (Gzv/o)

514 Ward, I'm worried about the Weiner!

Posted by: June Cleaner at June 01, 2011 03:43 PM (ihSHD)

515
Um, guys, look at comment #478.

There are probably still a few people typing pre-478 retorts. Phew, we need a new thread.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:43 PM (+/eKV)

516 I can't do it anymore, you Morons are too good! Sock off.
I tip my hat to you, sir (or madam, as the case may be). Most socks are usually ripped off in short order.
Well done. You are truly worthy to be called a Moron.
*shouts over shoulder* Prepare the fatted hobo, tonight we intitiate a new member of theMoron Horde!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2011 03:43 PM (d0Tfm)

517 I know many of you guys aren't watching this, but Guy Benson and Cabin Boy Ed are being far too easy on Weiner. "Oh, maybe there is some sexual component in Weiner's tweets with the coed."

PLEASE. Grow up.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:43 PM (AZGON)

518 Just paraphrase Jack Nicholson
"How do you write liberals so well?"
"I just think of a conservative, and I take away reason and accountability."

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2011 03:43 PM (oVQFe)

519 Twas the night before Weinergate, when all through the house
Not a weiner was stirring, not even a coed.
The stockings were pulled down by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Weiner soon would be there.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:43 PM (+sBB4)

520 I panicked, even as a sock, as to how to respond.

When cornered, just remember #Hacked! LOL!

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:44 PM (GTbGH)

521 Heh.

AceofSpadesHQ Ace of Spades
@RepWeiner's new interview with CNN? NOT with @DanaBashCNN. With poorly named Wolf Blitzer. Should be named Snoozy McLambTimid.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:44 PM (AZGON)

522 I panicked, even as a sock, as to how to respond. I was checkmated.

Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:42 PM (xj4/B)


Regardless.....well played, sir.

Round of applause to you......

Posted by: Sponge at June 01, 2011 03:44 PM (UK9cE)

523 "Bill Carmody" was a pretty good sock. Just the right level of smug self-assurance combined with smarmy contempt. A hearty golf clap to the puppeteer.

Posted by: joncelli at June 01, 2011 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

524
Well, was Bill Carmody legitimate or too obvious of a sock? I was trying hard not to give any obvious stuff away.

I've been heavily lurking Kos for the past few days, and dood you've got it down!

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 03:45 PM (+/eKV)

525 Well, was Bill Carmody legitimate or too obvious of a sock? I was trying hard not to give any obvious stuff away. I panicked, even as a sock, as to how to respond. I was checkmated.
Posted by: GW McLintock

It was good. I thought of jumping in twice before I realized that most trolls descend to utter crap or run off long before. You held out longer, which gave me the clue that you lived here

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2011 03:45 PM (Gzv/o)

526 462However, I'm willing to wait until everything is disclosed, unlike you guys.
Posted by: Bill Carmody at June 01, 2011 03:34 PM (xj4/B) Wrong again. We WANT everything disclosed, even if it means a conservative goes behind bars for hacking a congressman's account. Weiner DOES NOT want everything disclosed. Why? Because he's lying about the whole episode. If Weenie had contacted the FBI on Saturday night, this case would have been solvedby Tuesday(at the latest). If you're a troll, you're not a very good one. Please try harder. Thanks.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:45 PM (BDB5n)

527 Does hiring a private dick to investigate your weiner equal irony?

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at June 01, 2011 03:45 PM (kaOJx)

528 Andrew Breitbart: "Who the hell is this Bill Carmody douche?"

Reads suspiciously like Average Joe. A little too suspiciously. To the decryptonizer, Robin!

Posted by: AnonymousBatmanDrivel at June 01, 2011 03:45 PM (1yViP)

529 Also, I apologize for the inherently, self centered nature of what I did. I was #hacked by some hackz3rs.

I love Ace of Spades HQ.

Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:45 PM (xj4/B)

530 I've read some of them. I understand how it could be seen the way you guys see it. I'm just waiting for the truth so folks can focus on what's really important: namely, a crushing debt initiated during the Bush years that threatens to wipe our economy down to nothing.That debt vote didn't help.
Wow. The stupid is strong with this one.
Nope, the massive spending increases under Obama has nothing at all to do with the crushing debt. None at all. Raising the debt ceiling without lowering spending? That'll lower the debt... in that alternate universe you occupy in which math works exactly the opposite.
Similarly, Weiner has acted exactly like someonefalsely accused of an action he was framed for. Yep. Nothing to see here but a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 01, 2011 03:45 PM (SY2Kh)

531 Any chance that Wasserman chick has been sending pics of her vajayjay to comely young college students of either sex?

It was a dark and stormy night, er, woman cave...

Posted by: Edward Bulwer-Lytton at June 01, 2011 03:46 PM (Ew27I)

532 He should've gone with the oops defense right off. He was texting while dressing and the camera went off and who knows how these ithingys work. What with touch screens and youter and twifrog. Heck I almost crashed the other day when pandortube decided sister christian was appropriate for midnite interstate speeding.

Posted by: You kids get off my lawn at June 01, 2011 03:46 PM (hPTKi)

533
Everyone of my comments were paraphrased from actual comments on various sites.Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:37 PM (xj4/B)

Well played, sir. I'd appreciate it if you could pass my insult-responses on to those commenters.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 01, 2011 03:47 PM (G/MYk)

534 I was #hacked by some hackz3rs.

It was your toaster. The four-slice rat bastards are sneaky like that.

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:47 PM (GTbGH)

535 Yeah. I think we need a new thread. This one smells like a mixture of old socks and Cheezit burps.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 03:47 PM (TXKVh)

536 ;">Twas the night before Weinergate, when all through the houseNot a weiner was stirring, not even a coed.The stockings were pulled down by the chimney with care,In hopes that St Weiner soon would be there.
Posted by: Cherry

Dear St. Nick, whatever is that in yon stocking? Oh.........

Posted by: Yes Virginia, there is a sanity clause at June 01, 2011 03:47 PM (Gzv/o)

537 On Cupid, On Weiner, and Blitzer, and Spitzer,
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now Bash away! Bash away! Bash away all!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:47 PM (+sBB4)

538 Bill Carmodie is right. We really should be focusing on the debt, not on this leftist perv Weiner. The folks in Bill's camp are all upset about the debt and want to take on even more debt, you know, to pay it down. What's wrong with our camp?

Posted by: Donnie Wasserman-Schultz at June 01, 2011 03:47 PM (K/USr)

539 523"Bill Carmody" was a pretty good sock. Just the right level of smug self-assurance combined with smarmy contempt. A hearty golf clap to the puppeteer. Posted by: joncelli at June 01, 2011 03:44 PM (RD7QR) Yes, nice job. Any chance you hacked Weiner's twitter account? Now's the time to fess up. :-)

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 03:47 PM (BDB5n)

540 Well, was Bill Carmody legitimate or too obvious of a sock? I was trying hard not to give any obvious stuff away. I panicked, even as a sock, as to how to respond. I was checkmated.
Posted by: GW McLintock
Well that's actually how they would probably feel. That's usually when the mask falls off completely and they go into their rant mode and lose any attempt to sound reasonable.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2011 03:47 PM (oVQFe)

541 404 Huma gonna call?


Gross Busters!!!!!

Posted by: Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man at June 01, 2011 03:48 PM (ihSHD)

542 Ace - I love you and am glad you are not dropping this. I love that you are shaming the others into covering it. I get where Rush is coming from - he'd rather beat them on substance - and I agree up to a point. I'm sick of those dirty rat bastids getting away with crap.And since the genreal public does not seem to care about substantive issues, then I say hit them with the junk!

BTW - you seem to be really on fire - are you in your manic phase? :-)

Posted by: Robin at June 01, 2011 03:48 PM (6uXZa)

543 Watching the video yesterday from Mediaite my Daddy Radar was going off big time. He's full of it and can see his career circling the drain. But then again he's a liberal so he won't even be asked to resign as that would just distract the sheeple on the left from the REAL issue... Republicans want to kill your grandma. Fuck you grandma!

Posted by: Jason at June 01, 2011 03:48 PM (7RoxY)

544 Dammit, I wanted to play withthe new toy but GW had to go and ruin everything. Meanie.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 01, 2011 03:48 PM (SY2Kh)

545 510Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:42 PM (xj4/B)

Well done! And kudos for The Duke reference ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 01, 2011 03:48 PM (UzjcV)

546 Well-played, GW McLintock! Bill was like a left-wing version of "longtime republican." If the two socks ever met, I think there might be a matter/anti-matter reaction that rips a hole in the fabric of space-time.

Posted by: MWR at June 01, 2011 03:49 PM (4df7R)

547 At this point, it looks like Weiner has been licked.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:49 PM (+sBB4)

548 Ace, please, when the final glorious moment of Weinergate implodes (yech, brain bleach), please have ready a flaming skull with grey Hanes. Thanks in advance, as that moment appears to be upon us and/or in his next interview. I have certitude this guy is going down sooner rather than later (if Huma does not kill him first).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at June 01, 2011 03:49 PM (FnRYN)

549 I have thebigger ponytail. TRUST ME.

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Weiner at June 01, 2011 03:49 PM (aBxLh)

550 Hey y'all, Bill Carmody is a SOCK!!!111Eleventy1!!11111!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2011 03:49 PM (d0Tfm)

551 That bacon in the sidebar is making me hungry.

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:49 PM (GTbGH)

552 The Weiner is Live? The Weiner is Live?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:50 PM (+sBB4)

553 You want the real Weiner?? You can't handle the real Weiner!


Posted by: Colonel Nathan R. Jessup, Ret. Now in Private Security
Listen, Colonel. I've got my hands full with this weiner situation. I need to firm up instructions with my private eye before the whole thing explodes and becomes more of a mess than it already is.

Posted by: Cpl. Anthony Weiner at June 01, 2011 03:50 PM (Ew27I)

554 Yeah. I think we need a new thread. This one smells like a mixture of old socks and Cheezit burps.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2011 03:47 PM (TXKVh)


That's funny, considering I've been eating Cheezits today....


Posted by: Sponge at June 01, 2011 03:51 PM (UK9cE)

555 532 He should've gone with the oops defense right off. He was texting while dressing and the camera went off and who knows how these ithingys work. What with touch screens and youter and twifrog. Heck I almost crashed the other day when pandortube decided sister christian was appropriate for midnite interstate speeding.
Posted by: You kids get off my lawn at June 01, 2011 03:46 PM (hPTKi)
Yeah you think he realizes nowif he would have taken that defense this stuff would have died off quickly, and maybe he would have been the butt of a few jokes like "Weiner pulls a boner." And that would be about it. But you claim a sitting congressman is #Hacked! and you're sort of delving into accusations of cyberterrorism that if true the FBI should be involved.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2011 03:51 PM (oVQFe)

556 I just read he said he didn't know the recipient and "apparently" she doesn't know him?

What the crap is that? If he doesn't know her then he can pretty much say with certitude she doesn't know him. Just more stupid speak to pretend his people didn't talk to her?

And when is the comely coed going to be ashamed and sickened by her boyfriends out and out lies?

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at June 01, 2011 03:51 PM (PK7oq)

557 Quick Question:


What was the twitter handle for the "Comely Coed"?

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 03:51 PM (bAySe)

558 Weiner was absolutley right about one thing, I'll give him credit...

"The weiner jokes never get old"

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:52 PM (+sBB4)

559 Holy crap; Ace has turned the gloating dial to 11 on Twitter.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 01, 2011 03:52 PM (SY2Kh)

560

Hollowpoint,
When you got involved I knew I better just cut the losses and fess up.

Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:52 PM (xj4/B)

561 But you claim a sitting congressman is #Hacked! and you're sort of delving into accusations of cyberterrorism that if true the FBI should be involved.
Posted by: buzzion
Ain't it ironic that this Dem is getting his wang wacked because he treats data security and threats about cybercrimes the same way that Dems treat security matters in general?

Posted by: Yes Virginia, there is a sanity clause at June 01, 2011 03:53 PM (Gzv/o)

562 It's starting to look like Weiner is beaten.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 03:53 PM (MMC8r)

563 Let's remember Ace was all over this story from the first word and hasn't let up. Everyone else is playing catch-up and cover-up, days later.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:54 PM (AZGON)

564 Posted by: Yes Virginia, there is a sanity clause

Begone sock.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2011 03:54 PM (Gzv/o)

565 Stick a fork in Weiner, he's done.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:54 PM (+sBB4)

566 Ode to A Weiner
Isee you, you see mewatch you blowin' the lines when you're making a sceneOh girl, you've got to knowwhat my head overlooksthe senses will show to my heartwhen it's watching for liesyou can't escape myPrivate Eyes

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 01, 2011 03:54 PM (+qHxi)

567 You morons are so much fun. I learn a ton when I'm here. I like that, educational and hilarious.

It's part of my personal growth plan.

Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 03:55 PM (xj4/B)

568 Holy crap; Ace has turned the gloating dial to 11 on Twitter.

Yea, he's just spiking the weiner now.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 03:55 PM (+sBB4)

569 You keep grilling that Weiner and you'll just have a mouthful of tough meat.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 03:55 PM (AZGON)

570 272 Twitter has standard encrypted password security, I would think.__________
IIRC, Twitter did have a problem with their API that made it possible to spoof tweets from celebrities. It was last year sometime, I forget the details, and they patched it.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 01, 2011 03:56 PM (NmR1a)

571 Malkin saying Weiner responded toher question: "Are there photos out there of [you] half dressed?"
He replied: "IF YOU'LL FORGIVE ME, I WAS A LITTLE STIFF YESTERDAY."

Posted by: giftogab formerly known as rightzilla at June 01, 2011 03:56 PM (SPVfc)

572 Why does every dic in the media keep referring to Breitbart as "discredited" or having no "credibility?"



When did this happen?

Since shut up.

Posted by: Make Believe Media at June 01, 2011 03:56 PM (Ew27I)

573 These are my psychic premonitions. Do not misuse them. These are gifts. From Satan. But still gifts, and we still shouldn't treat them dismissively. Even Satan has feelings.

I am stealing that.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 01, 2011 03:57 PM (C2//T)

574 Yea, he's just spiking the weiner now.


With lots of relish!

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 03:57 PM (ihSHD)

575 BERWICK, Pa. For
one group of central Pennsylvania eighth-graders, a recent field trip
to Baltimore included lunch at Hooters a restaurant better known for
its busty waitresses than its food.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 01, 2011 03:57 PM (136wp)

576 Rep. Weiner's statement on hiring a private security firm.

"I have hired private security to investigate this. It now time to get a firm hand on the situation. The investigation will be long and it will be hard, but in the public interest this is no time to go soft. In time this will come to a head and when it does, I intend to grab it and choke it off. The situation is not rosy, but it as plain as my palm of my hand that we need to make the big thrust and bring this to a climax. We will keep up a stiff front and the guilty will get it in the end.

Posted by: Thresherman at June 01, 2011 03:58 PM (GkYyh)

577 I just read he said he didn't know the recipient and "apparently" she doesn't know him?

He followed her. Perhaps he meant in the Biblical sense.

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 03:58 PM (GTbGH)

578 Let's just remove the junk of anybody holding public office to prevent such confusion in the future. Think of how much better Clinton would have been were he to have been nuetered prior to taking office. We'd never have heard of Monica Lewinsky or the Kardashians.
Even Jersey Shore might have been prevented had only Wild Bill the Wonder Weasel been snipped

Posted by: AdamM at June 01, 2011 03:58 PM (kO9tm)

579 well shit... i even looked up the hash and saw 3 different names. didn't recognize any of them.. well done morons. Seems most of us are of one mind.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 01, 2011 03:58 PM (UrPTC)

580 Weiner's best bet at this point is to confess to having some kind of
"sex addiction" and then check himself into rehab (where he can stay for
a few weeks til the controversy dies down). Since the Oprah "confess
and cry" option is no longer available, this is his next best bet.

Oh, hai!
*waves wildly*

I've got my own network now. We can surely fit Weiner in somewhere here.

Posted by: The Oprah at June 01, 2011 03:59 PM (Ew27I)

581 Cherry π: "At this point, it looks like Weiner has been licked."
OK, now that was a visual I could do without. Funny, but queasy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 01, 2011 03:59 PM (1yViP)

582 (if Huma does not kill him first).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at June 01, 2011 03:49 PM (FnRYN)

Huma comes in to her morning coffee klatch and sees all the women gathered around a computer laughing.
Huma: What are all of you laughing at.
Klatch: You told us his dick was huge.
*raucous laughter*

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2011 03:59 PM (z7aey)

583 575 BERWICK, Pa. For one group of central Pennsylvania eighth-graders, a recent field trip to Baltimore included lunch at Hooters a restaurant better known for its busty waitresses than its food.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 01, 2011 03:57 PM (136wp)
Speaking of stiff weiners. Hooters and 12 year olds make for some bad hormone reactions.

Posted by: giftogab formerly known as rightzilla at June 01, 2011 03:59 PM (SPVfc)

584 Let's just remove the junk of anybody holding public office to prevent such confusion in the future.

Judging by the GOP 'leadership,' I'm not sure we don't already.

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord at June 01, 2011 04:00 PM (GBXon)

585 The House just passed a law that all weiners must be registered. Thank Weiner for bringing this situation into the public realm. Loose weiners are dangerous.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:00 PM (+sBB4)

586 287 I think the moniker of "tricky dick" now has a new standard bearer. __________
Nonsense. Nixon was all about plausible deniability.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 01, 2011 04:01 PM (NmR1a)

587 Think about that for a second. Imagine it were you. It's gotta be pretty surreal to see your junk on tv all the time

Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2011 02:54 PM (wuv1c)
We always knew our boy would go on to do big things.

Posted by: Mort & Fran Weiner at June 01, 2011 04:01 PM (Ew27I)

588 575BERWICK, Pa. For one group of central Pennsylvania eighth-graders, a recent field trip to Baltimore included lunch at Hooters a restaurant better known for its busty waitresses than its food.Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 01, 2011 03:57 PM (136wp) I'm fine with this. Ifthe choice isbetween Hooters and Heather Has Two Mommies, I have to go with Hooters. Eleventy.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 04:01 PM (BDB5n)

589 Judging by the GOP 'leadership,' I'm not sure we don't already.

Why do you think I cry so much?

Posted by: John Boehner at June 01, 2011 04:01 PM (AZGON)

590 COMING UP ON CNNana Bash Spanks Weiner

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 04:01 PM (MMC8r)

591 Now malkin says WEINER has made about 6 penis jokes outside the house floor. What a dick.

Posted by: giftogab formerly known as rightzilla at June 01, 2011 04:01 PM (SPVfc)

592 Rep. Weiner's statement on hiring a private security firm. "I have hired private security to investigate this. It now time to get a firm hand on the situation. The investigation will be long and it will be hard, but in the public interest this is no time to go soft. In time this will come to a head and when it does, I intend to grab it and choke it off. The situation is not rosy, but it as plain as my palm of my hand that we need to make the big thrust and bring this to a climax. We will keep up a stiff front and the guilty will get it in the end.
Posted by: Thresherman
CNN: Congressman, do you have concerns that the data will be massaged? Or hopes?

Posted by: The issue (and tissue) is well in hand at June 01, 2011 04:01 PM (Gzv/o)

593 When this matter first came up, Weiner replied in a rather limp way by semi-joking about being hacked. Of course the situation then became engorged and so his next and more flaccid explanation suggested a prank. When the press attention failed to soften, he then became very pricklish with the press and stiffened his upper lip. With Ace's continued banging on the tool from New York, it appears this situation will explode into a messy, sticky climax for the weiner from New York.

Bravo Ace.

Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 04:01 PM (Xm1aB)

594 287 I think the moniker of "tricky dick" now has a new standard bearer.


hehehe

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:02 PM (+sBB4)

595 just heard that on twitter Huckabee says he hasn't really shut the door on 2012

Weiner The Future?

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 04:03 PM (AZGON)

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 04:04 PM (MMC8r)

597 Weiner Bashed on Blitzer, shoots off on Spitzer

/ I apologize in advance

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:04 PM (+sBB4)

598 Stranahan Lee Stranahan Documented Yfrog MMS Feature Made Framing Rep. Weiner Easy http://bit.ly/lTrzHZ | This IS interesting


Can someone go see what this is about? I'm not going to go to the trouble of circumventing the company pr0n blocker to go to LGF.

Posted by: dick cheese at June 01, 2011 04:04 PM (GTbGH)

599 Huckabee: Door open to 2012 presidential bid
Posted on 01 June 2011
Arkansas News Bureau
LITTLE ROCK Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee says his exit from the 2012 Republican presidential race is not etched in stone.

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 04:05 PM (AZGON)

600 Quick Question:


What was the twitter handle for the "Comely Coed"?

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 04:06 PM (bAySe)

601 #599

God save us.

Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 04:06 PM (Xm1aB)

602 Now malkin says WEINER has made about 6 penis jokes outside the house floor. What a dick.

Wow, what an arrogant prick. I guess he considers the case closed. I hope for at least another week Weiner is batted around like a pinata.

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 04:06 PM (ihSHD)

603 Soooo let's get this straight. Pay attention LGFers and Koz Kidz. You leftist window lickers are positive that Breitbart did this. It's your excuse for everything. It's always some elses fault. And you always want soemeone else to pay for your shit. (Sensing a pattern here) I digress.
So your theory is that Weiner gets hacked.He has a chance to nail the people he hates most., in his and your eyes the ones supposedly responsible for the hack. Brietbart, conservatives, blogs. etc. etc. It possibly fucks up his marriage and possibly political future. So his reaction is to obfuscate, change his story, lawyer up and then hire a "private firm" to look into the matter. (Just like O.J. looking for the real killer.)
Think about that.
Someone screws with your marriage and your job. And you never ask the authourities to look into it? Your going to pay a private firm and a lawyer big bucks? When all you'd have to do is unleash the FBI or local police? Sure, makes perfect sense.

Posted by: BruceTheRobert at June 01, 2011 04:07 PM (re6ik)

604 Also they say the camera adds one inch

Mere mortals.
*snort*

Posted by: Ron Jeremy, Genital Legend at June 01, 2011 04:07 PM (Ew27I)

605 575BERWICK, Pa. For one group of central Pennsylvania eighth-graders, a recent field trip to Baltimore included lunch at Hooters a restaurant better known for its busty waitresses than its food.

Their teacher was quoted as saying: "Where else were we going to take them after the field trip to their Congressman's office?"

Posted by: The issue (and tissue) is well in hand at June 01, 2011 04:07 PM (Gzv/o)

606 It's weird to see video of media chasing Weiner around taking his picture. Haven't we seen enough weiner pics?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:07 PM (+sBB4)

607
Old: Marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!
New:Weiner, Weiner, Weiner!!!!

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2011 04:08 PM (BDB5n)

608 That yfrog security hole smells like bullshit to me. It probably only works on your own account... Not realizing you session is still open.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 04:08 PM (bAySe)

609 Stranahan Lee Stranahan Documented Yfrog MMS Feature Made Framing His Weiner In The Viewfinder Easy

Spinning like a gyroscope.

Perhaps Lee can tell us how yfrog software managed to force Tricky Dick to snap shots of his own junk.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 04:08 PM (AZGON)

610 What was the twitter handle for the "Comely Coed"?


The old one? or the current one?

Current is GennetteC

Posted by: dick cheese at June 01, 2011 04:08 PM (GTbGH)

611 So Ace while you're on a prognosticating roll got any stock picks, lottery numbers, pony picks?

Posted by: Nameless at June 01, 2011 04:08 PM (9YuJS)

612 Come on Ace!

New Thread.

We want more weiner!

Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 04:09 PM (Xm1aB)

613 Emily Miller's Twitter feed of the Weiner press conference is disturbing.

It's like watching a 100-car freight derail in front of you because he's trying, and failing, to laugh the whole thing off and is just coming off as sleazy.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 01, 2011 04:10 PM (UvFnc)

614 Dick Cheese,

Ponytail is making the case the YFrog account doesn't need to be logged into in order to post pictures. So Weiner was framed because none of the YFroggers accounts are protected.

I couldn't stay long.

Posted by: GW McLintock at June 01, 2011 04:10 PM (xj4/B)

615 Insider tip... Blitzer's theme song for the Weiner interview...

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:10 PM (+sBB4)

616 Re: hooters

That hooters happens to be in the very touristy inner harbor... Walking distance from the science center, aquarium, USS Constellation.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 04:11 PM (bAySe)

617 The House of Representatives ... by a two-thirds vote ... may expel any member who commits ethical lapses.
Repbulican leadershipshould be preparing to introduce such a motion to expel Democrat Rep. Anthony Weiner and have it ready to go at a moment's notice once it is definitively revealed that he did in fact use his government-issued telecommunications equipment illegally to take obscene photographs of his erect penis for the purpose of enticing young girls on the internet and then transmit those obscene images over interestate wire.
The reputation of the United States House of Representatives has been stained by the unethical conduct of one of its members, and the House has the right to expel that member if he refuses to resign of his own volition.

Posted by: someguy at June 01, 2011 04:11 PM (iIQ0a)

618 Old one, Dick Cheese.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 04:12 PM (bAySe)

619 Weiner should be able to shake this off

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:12 PM (+sBB4)

620 The reputation of the United States House of Representatives has been stained by the unethical conduct of one of its members

I demand blue redress of grievances!

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 04:12 PM (AZGON)

621 Ponytail is making the case the YFrog account doesn't need to be logged into in order to post pictures. So Weiner was framed because none of the YFroggers accounts are protected.I couldn't stay long.
Posted by: GW McLintock
You have a stronger stomach than I.So is that sadly disturbed man offering any degree of certitude on this? At least as much as Weiner is extending regarding his extension?

Posted by: The issue (and tissue) is well in hand at June 01, 2011 04:13 PM (Gzv/o)

622 For one group of central
Pennsylvania eighth-graders, a recent field trip to Baltimore included
lunch at Hooters a restaurant better known for its busty waitresses
than its food.

Golly gee whiz, what's the problem? The wings were really, really good, and I got free refills of Pepsi! It was really, really neato!
Plus the waitress had nice tits.

Posted by: Eddie Smegma, 13 years old at June 01, 2011 04:14 PM (2PTT7)

623 Ick, this is a brand-new linux install, and now it's got LGF on it. Blecch.

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 04:15 PM (MMC8r)

624 Watch me pull a weiner out of my shorts! Look, nothing up my leg...

Posted by: Anthony Weinerfield at June 01, 2011 04:16 PM (ihSHD)

625 That hooters happens to be in the very touristy inner harbor... Walking distance from the science center, aquarium, USS Constellation.

Heh! It's the one my sister saw a bunch of The Yankees at in April. Their game against Baltimore got rained out, and A-Roid, Posada and a few others were there hanging out.

Posted by: Anthony Weinerfield at June 01, 2011 04:18 PM (ihSHD)

626 Stinky, grey briefs!

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 04:19 PM (ihSHD)

627 In the world their are billions of horseshoe nails. When does one become significant? When it fails to secure shoes to the kings horse.

Their are billions of burrs out there, when does one become significant? When it manages to get under the kings saddle.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 01, 2011 04:19 PM (0q2P7)

628 He's live!

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:19 PM (+sBB4)

629 Ace's tweetfeed has been straight-up and pounding it hard all day.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 04:20 PM (AZGON)

630 "Is this your dick?

Were gonna try to get o the bottom of it"

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:20 PM (+sBB4)

631 There's no story here, Ace. I wish you would stop embarrassing yourself.


No one is paying attention to this dead topic.


Let's all just MoveOn!

Posted by: Gerard VanDerLoon at June 01, 2011 04:21 PM (z+LGE)

632 If Anthony Weiner won't call the FBI, then the Daniel Lungren, Chairman of the House Committe on Homeland Security subcommittee on Cybersecurity, Infrastructure and Security Technologies should do it for him.
For the first time in our nation's history,a sitting United States Congressman is alleging that his "computer system" has been hacked and that someone is attempting to ruin his reputation by inserting obscene pornography onto the Congressman's public information feed and sending that obscene pornography out to young girls on the internet in an apparent attempt to frame that Congressman.
California Republican Dan Lungren needs to get busy investigating this important breach of the cybersecurity of a sitting member of Congress. Dan Lungren... call the FBI. Now. And report this heinous crime so that the FBI can begin its investigation and find the hacker.

Posted by: someguy at June 01, 2011 04:21 PM (iIQ0a)

633 Weiner has his eye on you

Posted by: Cricket at June 01, 2011 04:21 PM (bViNN)

634 He essentially says he has pics like this

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:22 PM (+sBB4)

635 He calls it "spam" now. hahahaha

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:22 PM (+sBB4)

636 Weiner is pumped for this investigation!

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2011 04:23 PM (MMC8r)

637 He calls it "spam" now. hahahaha

One man's spam is another man's weiner. I mean they are basically the same thing: meat fillers, water and nitrates...

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 04:23 PM (ihSHD)

638 The Weiner Martyr defense

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:24 PM (+sBB4)

639 He calls it "spam" now.

I always spelled it "pr0n," but times change.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 04:24 PM (AZGON)

640 Martin Bashier - eleventy!!!

Posted by: Matt Damon at June 01, 2011 04:24 PM (80FMJ)

641 He essentially says he has pics like this


Someone, somewhere has to have some more pics of this jackass's penis. When willthey all come out?

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 04:24 PM (ihSHD)

642 One of the best parts of this whole incident is that more of the public now knows Weiner's wife's married name: Huma Weiner. [insert Beavis Butt-Head laugh here]

Posted by: Slappy at June 01, 2011 04:25 PM (5wIW7)

643 Seriously? Spam?

Spam?

Machines for Sale will have something to say about this.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 04:25 PM (AZGON)

644 "Has someone gained access to your accounts?"

"Not that I know of"

Huh?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:25 PM (+sBB4)

645 The Weiner Martyr defense

Has he called it a one man Holocaust yet? I guess that would be a Solocaust?

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 04:25 PM (ihSHD)

646 Twitter?
Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 01, 2011 04:26 PM (80FMJ)

647 545inseattle

"pure coincidence"

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:26 PM (+sBB4)

648 I have never called my schlong "spam". Meat, maybe, but never spam. Then again, some women like steak, others like a small can of ground up pork.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 01, 2011 04:26 PM (ldUCK)

649 One of the best parts of this whole incident is that more of the public now knows Weiner's wife's married name: Huma Weiner.

I bet money she didn't take his name! (Or his weiner!)

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 04:26 PM (ihSHD)

650 "So Congressman Weiner, how often do you take BlackBerry pictures of your reproductive organs? How many? Have you backed them up? You know, if you don't back them up you may lose them."

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 04:27 PM (AZGON)

651 I've seen this movie before.

Weiner is rolling marbles in his hands.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:27 PM (+sBB4)

652 *facepalm*

I'm not sure what's worse, how stupid Weiner is or that there are people in the press still covering for him.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 01, 2011 04:27 PM (UvFnc)

653 Oh, and is Huma standing by his side, her eyes glazed over in her best "Stepford" wife appearance? Why is it liberal women always let themselves be used like that?

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 04:27 PM (ihSHD)

654 "Has someone gained access to your accounts?"

"Not that I know of"

Okay, tell me again how it takes sooper-smarts to be elected Congressman?

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 04:28 PM (AZGON)

655 Time for the guy (Weiner), who doesn't know if that's his dick or a picture of some little boys copied and posted from his froggy account, to snatch the new bride and Jessie Jaacckkkson and go on Tinkle Legs Mathews show and fess up to a pedophile sex addiction and treatment with the Rev.
Oh and haul around a great big old Bible for a week or a stack of playboys to show he really does like girls.

Posted by: Concealed Kerry at June 01, 2011 04:28 PM (vXqv3)

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I've seen this movie before.Weiner is rolling marbles in his hands.

Did someone steal his quart of strawberries?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 01, 2011 04:28 PM (UvFnc)

658 "Has someone gained access to your accounts?" "Not that I know of"

BUT I'VE BEEN #HACKED!!!ELEVENTY11!!

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 04:29 PM (ihSHD)

659 "But it was the strawberries that gave it away! I knew there had to be a duplicate password that would let the strawberries into my tweetfeed. With geometric logic I proved it."

Posted by: Anthony Queeg Weiner at June 01, 2011 04:29 PM (AZGON)

660 "They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic..."

This is really sad. I really feel sorry for the guy. Somebody please help him. Really.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 01, 2011 04:30 PM (+sBB4)

661 Oh and haul around a great big old Bible for a week or a stack of playboys to show he really does like girls.

I think it was Laura Ingraham who said that whenever Bubba Clinton was embroiled in some kind of scandal, he was very visibly seen at church with a bigass Bible. The bigger the scandal, the bigger the Bible.

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 04:31 PM (ihSHD)

662 This is really sad. I really feel sorry for the guy. Somebody please help him. Really.

Don't waste any sympathy on this cretin. He is one of the biggest, shrillest lefty douchebags. He's the most partisan hack, and an epic jerk. He deserves every uncomforatbly disabling moment and every bead of sweat that is gushing from his pores. He is an asshole, and he is getting what he deserves.

Posted by: runningrn at June 01, 2011 04:33 PM (ihSHD)

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664 He's got an advertising gig for Blackberry? now.
So easy you can use it one-handed without completely losing the pup-tent.

Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 04:36 PM (hPTKi)

665 This little winger tempest-in-a-teapot is simply due to Congressman Weiner's patriotic efforts to make the new Homeland Security threat level system more understandable to you mouth-breathers in flyover country. His tweet was a test message unfortunately released without the backup documentation. Here's how it works, idiots:
Level 3, huge security threat: Ron Jeremy's schlong.
Level 2, medium security threat: Justin Bieber's schlong.
Level 1, tiny insignificent barely-apparent-to-the-naked-eye security threat: Anthony Weiner's schlong.

Feel stupid now? You should.


Posted by: Markos 'I Have No Shame' Moulitsias at June 01, 2011 04:38 PM (2PTT7)

666 Well can he at least tell us if the photo is accurate? Even if it's not his, is it a representative wiener?

Posted by: blah at June 01, 2011 04:55 PM (qZgB+)

667 Even if it's not his, is it a representative wiener?

It's stock footage. The actual product may vary in style and color.

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at June 01, 2011 05:04 PM (GTbGH)

668 Not sure if anyone has covered this, but why not find one of his constituents to ask for an investigation from Law Enforcement. One that has sent any private correspondence to him should suffice.

Posted by: scott at June 01, 2011 05:13 PM (ODWph)

669 Wiener = Mr. Peck from Ghostbusters.

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Posted by: grognard at June 01, 2011 05:19 PM (NS2Mo)

670 I was just thinking - maybe his wife did do it. It was obviously him or someone close to him since he said he was "pranked". Picture this - his wife finds him following a cute college chick and talking about the time his upcoming interview will be airing in Seattle. She calls him her "boyfriend" and asks what he is up to. His wife, outraged, snaps a pic of his... um... excited state to say "THIS is what he is up to with ME not YOU!" And of course the beautiful thing about this is that she refuses to say anything to the press, leaving him on the hot seat to explain how this little exchange developed between him and Gennette Cordova. (Yes, that's her name, and she was knowingly involved, so I'm not going to give her the comfort of fading into obscurity.)

Posted by: Weiner's Wiener at June 01, 2011 05:44 PM (XmxBQ)

671 This is actually getting hilarious. I wonder how his wife is taking all of this? Of course, she may be as liberal as he is and therefore very "understanding". It is clear her husband's Twitter account was hacked and somebody sent pics of this "member" of Congress to a young lady with whom the Congressman was having an innocent Tweet.

Pardon me, I keep getting these giggle fits.

I have learned to "interpret" public pronouncements by liberal politicos on sensitive topics like this.

By "hired a private security firm" it means he's lawyered up so he won't have to answer embarrassing questions -- questions like, how did this hacker manage to hack into Twitter, find the right palpable pic then send it to just one young female who, oddly, referred to him as "@boyfriend"?

It is also a precautionary move in case some of these ladies see financial reward in going on Oprah, crying sexual harassment, then suing his britches off. You can bet if he did it once, he probably did it other times, too.

Somewhere there's a mercenary liberal coed who is sitting on Wiener dynamite and is maybe even now considering "possibilities".


Posted by: Full Moon at June 01, 2011 06:18 PM (m75CK)

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