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Oh Dear Sweet Practical Joking Lord: Gore Effect Strikes Copenhagen Like Frigid Clock; Blizzard Dumps Snow on City
As you probably know, I do not believe in God (nor disbelieve, particularly), as His existence cannot be proven.
Well...World leaders flying into Copenhagen today to discuss a solution to global warming will first face freezing weather as a blizzard dumped 10 centimeters (4 inches) of snow on the Danish capital overnight. “Temperatures will stay low at least the next three days,” Henning Gisseloe, an official at Denmark’s Meteorological Institute, said today by telephone, forecasting more snow in coming days. “There’s a good chance of a white Christmas.” ... Denmark has a maritime climate and milder winters than its Scandinavian neighbors. It hasn’t had a white Christmas for 14 years, under the DMI’s definition, and only had seven last century. Temperatures today fell as low as minus 4 Celsius (25 Fahrenheit).Are you kidding me? This is something like an argument about the existence of God in the Hitchhiker's Guide -- proving God doesn't exist. With some alterations...
The pratical upshot of all this is that is that wherever Albert Arnold Gore, Junior, chief evangelist for the Cult of the Virgin Gaia, goes, spreading his Gospel of a rapidly-warming earth, the weather suddenly takes an intense turn to the frigid and starts dumping snow on every SUV and private jet in his carbon-throbbing vehicular entourage. Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly ironic could happen, and continue happening, and happen and happen and happen and then happen again some more, purely by chance, and without some Divine Hand manipulating the cosmic weather machine, that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The arguement goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' 'But,' says Man, 'the Gore Effect is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not possibly be a coincidence that this continues happening. It could not possibly happen so many times that meteorologists now forecast the weather half by Doppler radar and half by Gore's travel secretary. It cannot be that everywhere this man moves, the clouds start pouring snow over the landscape like OJ pouring out DNA all over Rockingham. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguements, you don't. QED.' 'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. 'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. Most leading theologians claim that this arguement is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolan Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book Well That About Wraps It Up For God.Or, as Depeche Mode said: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing ... Well they're liberals. They would find it sick. I think it's pretty awesome (in a sick, but deservedly so, sort of way). The Lord works in hilarious ways. Pascal's Wager: Rand Simberg, in an article last night, was talking up how the left's favorite new argument is a variation of Pascal's Wager. Pascal said: Look, there is such low cost to believing in God, and the costs of not believing in Him, if He in fact exists, are so high (eternal damnation), that any rational person should just believe as a hedge against eternal calamity. Simberg noted that this is flawed, because, for example, it could be that some other religion's God is the real God, and by believing in the wrong god, you are condemning yourself. In other words, Pascal's Wager is wrong because it posits that if there's any chance of calamity, you must take effort to avert it, without considering the possibility that your actions invite a different calamity. Anyway, this is the left's new argument with global warming; Oh dear, the world could end, so given this possible calamity, even if we don't know it will happen and even if we cannot even calculate the odds of it happening, we must believe, believe in Global Warming for only by the grace of the Virgin Gaia will we be saved. Note that this is wrong, again, for it doesn't take into account the non-zero possibility we're actually scheduled for a naturally-occurring Ice Age, and that what we really need to do is start pumping out carbon like there's no tomorrow, or else there might not be. You can't just take some possible thing and say because it's possible we need to take action against it without having some sensible idea of what the odds are -- or what the odds are of inadvertently causing a different calamity by your attempts to avoid the first one. At any rate, bringing this around to Gore: If I were him, I really would start thinking about the flaw in Pascal's Wager. Because it seems to me there is some evidence of a non-zero sort of chance that the Earth sorta hates his puking guts. Maybe he should stop worrying about what we're doing to the Earth and start worrying what the Earth might do to him if he doesn't stop this nonsense at once.
Timeline: The Gore Effect. It really is -- I mean -- it's uncanny. It's a little creepy, man. It's like one of those super-dumb premises that Steven King comes up with, almost as if it's a bar bet, something so utterly dumb that you almost giggle at and say Oh that can't possibly be made scary, and then, just to prove that he can, he makes it scary. Like-- Steven King's The Man in the All-Weather Parka. Or, I don't know: The Devil's Mittens.
Thanks to Chainsaw Chimp for that. Why Do They Keep Tempting Fate and Scheduling These Confabs Around Christmas? I hope no one will be offended if I note the early Christian calender scheduled observances around the time of pagan observances, to make conversion an easier transition. So why do these conferences always seem to happen during Yuletide? When it makes so much more sense -- and there is less a chance of blizzardry embarrassment -- to schedule them in the summer? See what I'm getting at here? Do I believe this? Nahhhh... Well. Who knows. I'm an agnostic. Who knows what the hell I believe. I know Steven King's got a new book coming out about a snowman magically animated to life who then goes on a torso-killing spree. Or he should, at least.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: quite googleable at December 17, 2009 05:28 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: God at December 17, 2009 05:29 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 05:30 PM (5vvtw)
Posted by: Nietzche at December 17, 2009 05:30 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: God at December 17, 2009 05:31 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: God at December 17, 2009 05:31 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Chicken Choker & Corncob Smoker at December 17, 2009 05:31 PM (ktYjH)
Posted by: Satan at December 17, 2009 05:32 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: the warmists at December 17, 2009 05:32 PM (uJBct)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 17, 2009 05:32 PM (vKdhq)
Awesome, by the way!
Posted by: Gunslinger at December 17, 2009 05:32 PM (Zi+FQ)
Eat it!
Posted by: Speller at December 17, 2009 05:33 PM (7Ldd7)
Posted by: 3rd_Bird at December 17, 2009 05:34 PM (kD1s4)
Paging Mr. G.K. Chesterton. Pagin G.K. Chesterton, please report to Copenhagen...don't forget your gloves...
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 17, 2009 05:34 PM (NPtVh)
As I said last night on the ONT, Gore will be whining about global warming even when his house is buried under twelve feet of ice.
Posted by: wherestherum at December 17, 2009 05:35 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 17, 2009 05:35 PM (NPtVh)
Posted by: jcp at December 17, 2009 05:35 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2009 05:37 PM (2qU2d)
Then they told Virginia there really was a Santa Clause..
(nope, that was the NY Sun.. nevermind)
So much for their record.
Posted by: Dave C at December 17, 2009 05:37 PM (qmecx)
Now dance for me, and talk in those silly gibberish voices I gave you! It's very amusing and enjoyable for me.
And then I'm going to seal some of you up in brick enclosures, not out of any real malice. Just because.
Posted by: God at December 17, 2009 05:38 PM (BlBnA)
Posted by: quite googleable at December 17, 2009 05:38 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Mother Nature at December 17, 2009 05:39 PM (+9Rf8)
look over there, it's a chicken!
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at December 17, 2009 05:39 PM (WX2SC)
Posted by: Manbearpig at December 17, 2009 05:39 PM (YCVBL)
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at December 17, 2009 05:40 PM (pLTLS)
"The so-called Gore Effect happens when a global warming-related event,
or appearance by the former vice president and climate change crusader,
Al Gore, is marked by exceedingly cold weather or unseasonably winter
weather.
For instance, in March, 2007, a Capitol Hill media briefing on the Senate’s new climate bill was cancelled due to a snowstorm.
On Oct. 22, Gore’s global warming speech at Harvard University
coincided with near 125-year record-breaking low temperatures. And less
than a week later, on Oct. 28, the British House of Commons held a
marathon debate on global warming during London’s first October
snowfall since 1922."
-From a 2008 article in Politico
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 05:40 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: jcp at December 17, 2009 05:35 PM (DHNp4)
Is that you Bob the Concerned Fiscal Conservative? We are just having a little fun at the expense of Al Gore: Prophet of Doom.
Don't go all Charles Johnson just because somebody mentioned God.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth (now with 100% more smugness!) at December 17, 2009 05:42 PM (wgLRl)
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got
a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find an Ice Age
Posted by: Depeche Gore at December 17, 2009 05:42 PM (MT+0i)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth (now with 100% more smugness!) at December 17, 2009 05:43 PM (wgLRl)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at December 17, 2009 05:43 PM (Tq7Eu)
Posted by: drillanwr at December 17, 2009 05:43 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: oblig. at December 17, 2009 05:44 PM (PCLHi)
3 or more times? That's a pattern.
Personally, I think God is sending the blizzards in a way to say "Silly humans thinking you could wreck my creation. Have some snow. After all, I'm still driving this thing."
Posted by: Naqamel at December 17, 2009 05:44 PM (UMwMT)
It always happens. The man walks in a shroud of virgin snow.
I'm sort of wondering why these idiots don't at least change these conferences to spring and summer only.
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 05:44 PM (/4E2O)
To fly into the snow in the wake of Chavez's speech and the "shambles" that Monbiot himself admits is now the state of COP15 and try to save this colossal joke will earn him a special page of disgrace in the history books.
He and his followers think that he came along at just the right time. Heh, he did. "This is your world on leftism. Any questions?"
Posted by: arhooley at December 17, 2009 05:44 PM (GKXA7)
Posted by: God at December 17, 2009 05:45 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Your own personal Al Gore at December 17, 2009 05:45 PM (Tq7Eu)
Didn't the same thing happen last year/earlier this year (can't
remember exactly when) when Gore went to DC to some global warming
conference? Snow was dumped on DC just he arrived or something.
Ah yeah, think it was sometime this past Spring...a nice icy/snowy wintry mix dropped here just as the AssGore was to begin his bloviations. Awesome. God laughs.
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at December 17, 2009 05:45 PM (pLTLS)
religious right and the fiscal conservatives. They will both lose.
Funny, sounds like they're pretty much one-and-the-same to me. It's like predicting a fight between the Secular Left and fiscal liberals.
Posted by: God at December 17, 2009 05:45 PM (MMC8r)
Twice is coincidence.
Three times is enemy action.
Who's a bigger enemy to these jagoffs than God?
Posted by: Auric Gorefinger at December 17, 2009 05:46 PM (0NBNO)
Posted by: Joy to the whirled at December 17, 2009 05:46 PM (WVBjj)
Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2009 05:47 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: baldilocks at December 17, 2009 05:47 PM (QkG/C)
Because the guy you're worshipping seems like really, really snarky and stuff. Kind of all into "oooh, burn!"
I promise I will only kill you and bathe in your blood before the Children of Babylon.
Posted by: Gozer The Destroyer at December 17, 2009 05:48 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: loppyd at December 17, 2009 05:48 PM (UJIeT)
At any rate, bringing this around to Gore:
If I were him, I really would start thinking about the flaw in Pascal's Wager.
You're giving that illiterate tub of shit way too much credit by assuming he understands it in the first place.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 17, 2009 05:49 PM (2Uu3I)
Posted by: ace - tom ace at December 17, 2009 05:49 PM (ldoxy)
Posted by: Copenhagen and other snowed-on cities at December 17, 2009 05:49 PM (92zkk)
I can't wait until I get a chance to use that one.
Posted by: Max Entropy at December 17, 2009 05:49 PM (uuZjB)
Posted by: the warmists at December 17, 2009 05:51 PM (uJBct)
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at December 17, 2009 05:51 PM (pLTLS)
Completely unrelated, but M'chelle Obama is making a special guest appearance on Iron Chef America.
Yes, you read that right.
FLOTUS on Iron Chef America.
.... no word on the secret ingredient.
Posted by: ace's post-ejaculatory epiphany at December 17, 2009 05:51 PM (ruzrP)
"He was escorted via SUV for our sins..."
Thanks, Magical Al!
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2009 05:51 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: the real joe at December 17, 2009 05:51 PM (SUYSs)
Indeed I do exist. I also ask that I be allowed to eat my waffles in peace, that David Brooks would stop staring at my pant crease with that... flamboyant looking face of his. I'd also appreciate it if Chris Matthews didn't peep through my bathroom window when I shower. And keep his hands off Michelle's Vaseline canisters while he's at it.
Posted by: Barry O at December 17, 2009 05:51 PM (i/orG)
Posted by: God at December 17, 2009 05:52 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Copenhagen and other snowed-on cities at December 17, 2009 05:49 PM (92zkk)I'll get back to you on that after I check the local radio station's playlist for obscene lyrics.
Posted by: Tipper aka Mrs ManBearPig at December 17, 2009 05:52 PM (2Uu3I)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 05:52 PM (mGSN1)
http://bit.ly/5Fbcgy
Posted by: Rick Moore at December 17, 2009 05:53 PM (u/Kce)
Posted by: jcp at December 17, 2009 05:53 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: Winston Smith at December 17, 2009 05:54 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2009 05:54 PM (CDUiN)
that some other religion's God is the real God, and by believing in the
wrong god, you are condemning yourself.
Go with Christo. You'll be down with The Father, Yahweh won't mind, Allah is cool with it, Buddha will give you another ride on the wheel, Odin All-Father is a softy,Yum Cimil sends you hell no matter what, and Vishnu doesn't give a damn.
JC: the safe bet.
Posted by: toby928 at December 17, 2009 05:54 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: tmitss at December 17, 2009 05:56 PM (V4Pya)
It'd be really funny if it snowed in the middle of summer if they did so.
And then lead to mass panic like The Day After Tomorrow. But the irony would almost be worth it.
Posted by: wherestherum at December 17, 2009 05:57 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: God at December 17, 2009 05:57 PM (Zz0oZ)
Because shut up, is why! Science! Consensus!
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 17, 2009 05:57 PM (vKbpX)
Posted by: Rumpertumskin at December 17, 2009 05:57 PM (DtwQq)
I've had to decloak twice in two days!
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
B+
For accuracy.
Just sayin'.
I now return to my regularly scheduled life.
Posted by: MeTooThen at December 17, 2009 05:57 PM (SLT7f)
So, four inches of snow there isn't nothing.
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 17, 2009 05:57 PM (NPtVh)
What a piss poor excuse for a human being. And this fucker used to be Vice President of the United States? Sheesh.
Posted by: LGoPs at December 17, 2009 05:58 PM (tm/sN)
Posted by: Huitzilopochtli at December 17, 2009 05:58 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 17, 2009 05:59 PM (NPtVh)
Posted by: Traci at December 17, 2009 05:59 PM (M2h0L)
Posted by: David in San Diego at December 17, 2009 05:59 PM (ncWYG)
Posted by: marmo at December 17, 2009 06:00 PM (wpuKF)
Posted by: Gaia's Cooch at December 17, 2009 06:00 PM (dQdrY)
Because shut up, is why! Science! Consensus!
Posted by: Empire of Jeff"
this is exactly what's going to happen.
We're obviously having a serious decline in temperature. There's a ton of money involved in this 'we're all gonna die' thing, and Global Warming is just not scary anymore.
They already got their foot in the door to regulate our lives with the EPA, so this is a matter of degree. We're already being ripped off and screwed over.
Posted by: Jeff Goldstein kicked my ass and took my lunch money at December 17, 2009 06:00 PM (uLHPW)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 17, 2009 06:01 PM (FSJsw)
Posted by: David in San Diego at December 17, 2009 06:01 PM (ncWYG)
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 17, 2009 06:01 PM (NPtVh)
Posted by: Oolon Colluphid at December 17, 2009 06:01 PM (+z8Ps)
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 17, 2009 06:04 PM (NPtVh)
Posted by: brak at December 17, 2009 06:04 PM (W5NBA)
If I was trying to make a point for global warming, I would hold
conferences in the summer... like the middle of summer.... in Ecuador.
Posted by: ace - tom ace at December 17, 2009 05:49 PM (ldoxy)
These people are so stupid that they probably would go to Ecuador in August (think about it).
Posted by: baldilocks at December 17, 2009 06:04 PM (QkG/C)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 06:05 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2009 05:54 PM (CDUiN)
Dude, that's chump change. Actually, it's date-night tip money, or barely enough to take a few snapshots from Air Force One.
Posted by: Barack (Don't call me Barry) Obama at December 17, 2009 06:05 PM (BFqyO)
That's right, the IceWitch Hillary RC blew into town. Ahhhh.
Posted by: drillanwr at December 17, 2009 06:05 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2009 06:06 PM (4Kl5M)
I would hold conferences in the summer... like the middle of summer....
in Ecuador.
Posted by: ace - tom ace at December 17, 2009 05:49 PM (ldoxy)
Hey, I tried DC in the middle of summer with the AC off - what more do you want? Its not my fault the UN is made up of a bunch of idiots.
Posted by: James Hansen at December 17, 2009 06:06 PM (7BU4a)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 06:06 PM (dQdrY)
He was a truckdriver. All he knew was that it was always raining. All the clouds knew was they wanted to make him wet. He was eventually able to hire himself out to resorts; they would pay him to stay away.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2009 06:06 PM (1OYcp)
I went to a focus group today for an unnamed grocery store. They were selecting the right way to word that they bought local produce, were major employers in the community, had their own line of natural and organic food, and had large local charitable contributions. The one that bugged me was that they were going to say that pilot stores had alternative energy sources like solar and other renewable sources. Other renewable? What would that be I asked? Windmills? Not here. Batteries were suggested. I suggested that batteries were not environmentally superior to regular electricity and I was shot down. What other renewable energy is available for places like a grocery store. Hydrogen? Hydrogen what??? I'm either stupid on this topic or they are trying to spin me.
Al Gore was probably behind the glass because it was really cold here today.
Posted by: Dagny at December 17, 2009 06:11 PM (s+PQ2)
secular/irreligious than by those more religious than I persuading me;
Gore is just a little bit of glittery icing on the cake of secular
stupidity.Paging Mr. G.K. Chesterton. Pagin G.K. Chesterton, please report to Copenhagen...don't forget your gloves...
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 17, 2009 05:34 PM (NPtVh)
The secular left has claimed the most important reason to fear the religious right is that they want to restrict your "health care options".
The secular left got their dream candidate elected, and now their primary goal is to regulate your health care options.
Mr Obama - keep your laws off my body.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2009 06:11 PM (7BU4a)
Did you...glue me to the floor?!?!?
Posted by: Thor, disgruntled god of thunder at December 17, 2009 06:11 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Winston Smith at December 17, 2009 06:11 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: Gozer The Destroyer
One the hand, that gate master gig looks pretty nice, but on the other, I'm not a big fan of roasted Shuv or Zuul.
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 06:12 PM (t19oz)
How 'bout a thread where we make up porn titles for global warmers?
For instance: Inter-racial Homogenizing Midgets XXI
Or...Barely 18 Thermometers?
2Scientists1Smallroomforallthetemperaturedata
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 06:12 PM (5vvtw)
My personal theory is that God is a giant space cockroach.
Consider that there are two types of evil: natural evil (earthquakes and such) and manmade evil. Cockroaches are known to be able to survive about anything, so they're not affected by natural evil. And they're simple enough that they cannot themselves cause evil. Clearly, they are the divine species.
So, why does man exist? Easy: our divine mission is to take the divine cockroach to the stars, so it may fill the entire universe. Bigelow Aerospace has already started us on this journey; the cargo for their prototype inflatable space hotel was a colony of Madagascar hissing cockroaches.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2009 06:15 PM (1OYcp)
Oh, Albert! You make me so hot!
Posted by: Terra Baker at December 17, 2009 06:16 PM (4Kl5M)
Lord, I love the eggball game.
Posted by: toby928 at December 17, 2009 06:16 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: survivor of Golgafrincham Ark 'B' at December 17, 2009 06:17 PM (4Kl5M)
I keed, I keed.
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 06:18 PM (QECjC)
Read the Old Testament. The metaphore there if you want to take it as such is that when the jews acted stupid and depraved bad things happened, man. When they acted correctly, not so much. Jesus says pretty much the same thing. "Love God" (which I used to think meant love but it doesn't) means follow the basic rules of being human. Don't kill, curse, abuse your parents, have random meaningless sex, steal, and rest one day per week. You'll be better off, your family, friends, and neighbors will be better off, and the God who created you won't be pissed off because you were an evil shit. Liberal secularists hate that idea because they are foot stamping 2 year olds who want dessert NOW.
Posted by: Dagny at December 17, 2009 06:18 PM (s+PQ2)
what, Football. Tonight. Undefeated Indy, coming in as a 3 point
favorite against the 7-6 Jaguars.
Lord, I love the eggball game.
Posted by: toby928 at December 17, 2009 06:16 PM (PD1tk)
if only it wasn't on the NFL channel
Posted by: fartbubble at December 17, 2009 06:18 PM (cBeTr)
Al Gore was probably behind the glass because it was really cold here today.
Posted by: Dagny at December 17, 2009 06:11 PM (s+PQ2)
Make sure they ban Dihydrogen Monoxide. Every year it is responsible for thousands of deaths and injuries, AND it is one of the most powerful greenhouse gases.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2009 06:18 PM (7BU4a)
Hide My Incline
Seamen Rising
Backdoor Greenhouse
Glacial Movement
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:19 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 06:20 PM (5vvtw)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:21 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 06:22 PM (mGSN1)
DirecTV baby. The only thing that stops the game drinking is rain.
Posted by: toby928 at December 17, 2009 06:22 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: Dagny at December 17, 2009 06:24 PM (s+PQ2)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 06:24 PM (5vvtw)
Posted by: toby928 at December 17, 2009 06:24 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:24 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:24 PM (/4E2O)
I hope it snows.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 06:24 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Cujo at December 17, 2009 06:25 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:25 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Dagny at December 17, 2009 06:25 PM (s+PQ2)
Of course, the irony is completely lost on these assclowns.
Posted by: SFC MAC at December 17, 2009 06:25 PM (cuNX0)
Because it would be even funnier when it snowed then too?
Posted by: Filly at December 17, 2009 06:26 PM (C/yUr)
But I don't want to be wrapped in plastic.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2009 06:26 PM (1OYcp)
And always a group of 4 friends since childhood, only one of whom is "special". (and how do you kill a torso?)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 17, 2009 06:27 PM (ndlFj)
Funny ironic, sure. Not funny as in global crop failure.
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 06:27 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 06:27 PM (5vvtw)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 06:27 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 06:28 PM (dQdrY)
And one of the friends is a writer, and it either takes place in Bangor, Maine, Derry, Maine, or in Colorado.
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:28 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Dan at December 17, 2009 06:29 PM (KZraB)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 06:29 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: malclave at December 17, 2009 06:29 PM (W1Ndc)
But now... ONE FRIEND COMMITS SUICIDE, and the others start to... remember...
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:29 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 06:29 PM (5vvtw)
Haven't you heard? All global crop failure Bush's fault.
Posted by: Filly at December 17, 2009 06:30 PM (C/yUr)
Posted by: Sparky at December 17, 2009 06:30 PM (mXY2a)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 06:30 PM (92zkk)
I hope no one will be offended if I note the early Christian calender
scheduled observances around the time of pagan observances, to make
conversion an easier transition.
So why do these conferences always seem to happen during Yuletide?
When it makes so much more sense -- and there is less a chance of blizzardry embarrassment -- to schedule them in the summer?
Umm...maybe because Warmtardism is itself a sort of pagan cult, and they're trying to co-opt Christmastime right back. Or they are just plain fucking stupid, like rats biting the electric cheese over and over again. Take your pick.
They can schedule them for July in the middle of the desert, and the Great Cosmic Jokester will still find a way to dump snow on them.
I believe.
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at December 17, 2009 06:30 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 06:31 PM (mGSN1)
There have been serial killers called like "The Cayuhenga County Torso Murderer."
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:31 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: vinman at December 17, 2009 06:31 PM (HOYRo)
Posted by: GarandFan at December 17, 2009 06:32 PM (ZQBnQ)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:32 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 17, 2009 06:32 PM (C3QGp)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 06:33 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 06:33 PM (mGSN1)
In the late 80’s, Ted Danson, the popular star of the sitcom, ‘Cheers’,
predicted that, due to global warming, the oceans would all be dead in
twenty years, if we failed to act immediately.
It's been nice knowin' you all.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 17, 2009 06:33 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 06:35 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:35 PM (/4E2O)
Because the only thing worse than sub-freezing cold and snowy weather in mid-December is sub-freezing cold and snowyweather in July.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 17, 2009 06:35 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:35 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:35 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 06:36 PM (5vvtw)
This is a nice sentiment, but it suffers from one major problem: Clouds don't exist in any of the super-duper, highly predictive climate models. They just aren't there ... because they don't matter, or something.
Therefore, this snow doesn't exist, and the super-duper climate models have Copenhagen at 22 Celcius, right now.
B+, at least.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at December 17, 2009 06:36 PM (A46hP)
Posted by: Crissy Matthews (hearts Obama!) at December 17, 2009 06:38 PM (hIOnV)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:38 PM (Yv052)
Or he should, at least."
Been done: The bizarre "Jack Frost" and its hilariously campy sequel "Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman".
Although that wouldn't rule out Stephen King doing it again, come to think of it. It would almost guarantee it.
Posted by: moviegique at December 17, 2009 06:40 PM (1y5Vr)
Well, I guess that's why Ace can loaf around in his pajamas all day blogging while I'm stuck here at work grading finals: that boy can write.
Posted by: beedubya at December 17, 2009 06:40 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:40 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 06:41 PM (mGSN1)
I hope no one will be offended if I note the early Christian calender
scheduled observances around the time of pagan observances, to make
conversion an easier transition.
Nope, not insulted at all. Early Catholics needed to celebrate the birth of the Savior. They didn't know the exact day, soooooo, they chose a day close to the winter feast to usurp the festival and make it a permanent Christian holy day. I may be devout, but unlike AGWers I don't ignore facts. Christ, many believe, was born in the summer, OK, knowing the date was arbitrary doesn't diminish my enjoyment of the celebration of the birth of Christ on the 25th of December one bit.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at December 17, 2009 06:41 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 17, 2009 06:42 PM (C3QGp)
Posted by: St. Agnostic at December 17, 2009 06:42 PM (gbCNS)
Caution: Deadly toMoonbats when heated and combined with soap.
Posted by: sherlock at December 17, 2009 06:42 PM (ktKOD)
Well, truth be told, I never really liked poetry all that much... limericks, that's what I liked.
But not I even hate those - because of that jackass Gore.
Nantucket is lost to me.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 17, 2009 06:42 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:43 PM (/4E2O)
An ancient toboggan, made from wood found at an Indian burial ground, keeps steering hapless kids full-speed into trees across generations.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 17, 2009 06:44 PM (my4+7)
Posted by: beedubya at December 17, 2009 06:44 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 17, 2009 06:45 PM (C3QGp)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:45 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:46 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 06:47 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 17, 2009 06:47 PM (my4+7)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:48 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: Winston Smith at December 17, 2009 06:48 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 06:49 PM (mGSN1)
Dean Koontz's Outhouse of the Shadow Moon
Dean Koontz's Franken-Fir
(etc., etc.)
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at December 17, 2009 06:49 PM (pLTLS)
Bwhahahaha! I love it!
They'll just blame it on extremeclimate change.And Bush. And that dumb snowbilly hick from Wasilla.
There, I Fify!
As for Porn movie titles: "Gropin' Hag In: Ugly Ass Climate Ho'sArctic Circlejerk"
Posted by: runningrn at December 17, 2009 06:50 PM (vEclT)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:50 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:51 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 17, 2009 06:51 PM (my4+7)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 06:51 PM (mGSN1)
Sure is, she spent a lot of time on Hoth buck nekkid with naught but a bandoleer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2009 06:51 PM (l1Wlr)
From NRO:
Traficant 2010? It Doesn't Get Any Better Than That. -- By: Jim Geraghty
Jim Geraghty
Today, 2:49 PM
For those of you who have yearned for the return of an endlessly colorful, mildly dangerous -- he once "playfully" smacked a colleague of mine in my wire-service days -- James T. Kirk-quoting, dead-squirrel-hairstyle-wearing Ohio congressman, the long drought may be ending:
Former Rep. James Traficant, who was recently released from prison after serving seven years for corruption, said Thursday that he is "proud of being an ex-con" and may try to return to Congress.
Traficant, a Democrat who was elected to nine terms from Youngstown before he was kicked out of the House, said he will circulate nominating petitions in three House districts. He didn't specify which, but the three districts closest to his hometown are all held by Democrats.
I don't know about you, but I missed him. If I recall correctly, he quickly got tired of trying to remember which members chaired committees and subcommittees and which ones didn't, so he developed the habit of calling every member of Congress "chairman."
**************
Can Trafficant: The Motion Picture be far behind?
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 06:52 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:53 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:53 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 06:53 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 06:53 PM (mGSN1)
Or as Gene Wilder said in "The Frisco Kid", "Then he (God) can change his mind just like that!".
Let's face it. The Gore Effect is pretty silly ... but ... it's bloody amusing too.
Posted by: memomachine at December 17, 2009 06:53 PM (/+tPT)
Posted by: Tetragramm at December 17, 2009 06:53 PM (fdHrO)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 17, 2009 06:54 PM (ndlFj)
Can't wait to see him interacting with Granny Botox. That will be some solid fucking comedy gold...
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at December 17, 2009 06:54 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 06:55 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 06:55 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2009 06:55 PM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 06:55 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:55 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 06:57 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:57 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 06:58 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: Golem14 at December 17, 2009 06:59 PM (2X8VA)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:59 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 07:00 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:01 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 17, 2009 07:02 PM (C3QGp)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 17, 2009 07:04 PM (my4+7)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 07:05 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 07:05 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2009 07:05 PM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: Golem14 at December 17, 2009 07:06 PM (2X8VA)
Oxidane would be more correct. Oxidane and Water are the two official names IUPAC gives to the substance H2O. SO if your gonna be a big brain do it right.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at December 17, 2009 07:06 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 17, 2009 07:06 PM (my4+7)
That's a rhetorical question, right?Because AGW is these people's religion!
Posted by: runningrn at December 17, 2009 07:07 PM (vEclT)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 07:07 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2009 07:07 PM (l1Wlr)
D I S C O U N T
I R R E G U L A R
O U T E R W E A R
E M P O R I U M
"For God's Sake -- GO TO WALMART!!!"
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:07 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Average Jen at December 17, 2009 07:07 PM (2dZ+6)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:09 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2009 07:09 PM (l1Wlr)
Well, why the heck not?Most of those people should be in jail already (Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Roland Burris, Charlie Rangel, John Murtha, etc.) He'll fit right in.
Posted by: runningrn at December 17, 2009 07:10 PM (vEclT)
Posted by: Jeff M at December 17, 2009 07:10 PM (8P3+x)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 06:31 PM (/4E2O)
Ace,
It's Cuyahoga County. (Cleveland) The "torso murders", committed between Sept. 1935 and Aug. 1938, were believed to be serial killings. Most of the bodies were discovered in or near theKingsburyRunarea--a creek bed that ran from E. 90th St. and Kinsman Rd. SE to the Cuyahoga River.
Posted by: SFC MAC at December 17, 2009 07:10 PM (cuNX0)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 07:10 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:10 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:10 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2009 07:11 PM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:11 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: Herr Blücher at December 17, 2009 07:11 PM (brEwv)
Posted by: runningrn at December 17, 2009 07:12 PM (vEclT)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:12 PM (ewicX)
When it makes so much more sense -- and there is less a chance of blizzardry embarrassment -- to schedule them in the summer?
Or at leasthold 'em in the Southern Hemisphere. Though I heard it snowed in Melbourne a few days ago -- and it's their June there now.
Posted by: A-Gore at December 17, 2009 07:12 PM (SgSfB)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:12 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 07:13 PM (mGSN1)
SNOWED-IN CABIN OF COEDS BEING STOCKED BY A PSYCHO BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT THE PSYCHO IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THEM AND SHE'S A LESBIAN TOO
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:13 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: runningrn at December 17, 2009 07:13 PM (vEclT)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:13 PM (ewicX)
T H E R E F R I G E R A T I ON G A M E
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:14 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff's broad brush at December 17, 2009 07:15 PM (xGIqT)
H O L L Y ' S
B O U G H S
and
F A - L A - L A - L A - L A - L A
F A L A C I O
T H E
M I S S I L E
T O E
and
U N D E R
T H E
C A M E L T O E
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 07:15 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:15 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:15 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 07:16 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: runningrn at December 17, 2009 07:16 PM (vEclT)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:16 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:16 PM (ewicX)
Although I was thinking along the lines of
THE HOLCROFT DEED-RESTRICTION
ya know, covenant-deed restriction - see what I did there?
Oh, fuck off.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff's at December 17, 2009 07:18 PM (xGIqT)
FOX NEWS CABLE SENSATION BILL O'REILLY'S
RE-ISSUED EROTIC THRILLER
Bill O'Reilly's
A
B O L D
F R E S H
P I E C E
O F
A S S
What that has to do with the cold I have no idea.
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:18 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:19 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:20 PM (/4E2O)
The premise, a creepy young man, Al Gore is terrorized by his classmates and his mother (but mostly by his mother). He finally gets invited to the prom where he is crowned Prom King. Hillarity ensues when pranksters crank up the furnace in the boiler room just as Al is being crowned king. Sweating like a man bear pig, the football team mistakenly dumps a cooler of red Gatorade on our young hero's head.
Posted by: runningrn at December 17, 2009 07:20 PM (vEclT)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 17, 2009 07:20 PM (xGIqT)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:21 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 07:21 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:21 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:22 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 07:22 PM (mGSN1)
Starring Ron Jeremy and a bowl of mint chocolate chip
Posted by: wth at December 17, 2009 07:22 PM (wAQA5)
Ace, it's magic. Unfortunately, only a few gifted morons posses that ability. I am not one of them even though I tried to follow instructions given to me by one of the Jedi Space morons when I was trying to type an ee. cummings type poem for one of our moron poetry slams. I feel so inadequate.
Posted by: runningrn at December 17, 2009 07:22 PM (vEclT)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:22 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 07:23 PM (dQdrY)
Ice T and Ice Cube are...
2 CHILL
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:23 PM (/4E2O)
I
C A N
S E E
A
F R O Z E N
H E L L
F R O M
M Y
H O U S E
Posted by: angler at December 17, 2009 07:24 PM (Yv052)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 07:24 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:24 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 17, 2009 07:24 PM (xGIqT)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:25 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at December 17, 2009 07:26 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:26 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: ROUS at December 17, 2009 07:26 PM (eA3tl)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:26 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:26 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 17, 2009 07:26 PM (my4+7)
Three Words Notepad Copy Paste
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at December 17, 2009 07:27 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 07:28 PM (dQdrY)
I'm notdepraved enough to know any, sorry. I've had a real education lately what with the tea parties and fist-gate.
Posted by: Starboardhelm at December 17, 2009 07:29 PM (SgSfB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 07:29 PM (QECjC)
I SUCK AND YES, I DID RIP OFF 'THE HOLY GRAIL AND THE HOLY BLOOD'
(sorry got carried away there)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:29 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 07:29 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:30 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:31 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 07:31 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at December 17, 2009 07:31 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 07:32 PM (dQdrY)
A world of exploration...
a World of astonishment...
a World of Danger...
Trek through the last great frontier on Earth...
This winter, Fox Searchlight invites you...
to join the Amundsen/Scott expedition as they explore Antarctica...
Peter Saarsgard...
and...
Jude Law...
Star in...
SHIT MY DICK'S
FROZEN
TO MY BALLS AGAIN
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:32 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:33 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: a sin da cold at December 17, 2009 07:34 PM (eA3tl)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 07:34 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 07:34 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 17, 2009 07:35 PM (xGIqT)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 07:35 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: the slob at December 17, 2009 07:35 PM (i1+rx)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:35 PM (t19oz)
Death (and thus conception) on March 25, thus birth on Dec. 25. The winter solstice feast wasn't a big thing with the pagans until centuries later.
Posted by: Steve the Pirate's wife at December 17, 2009 07:36 PM (NfBdl)
Posted by: Golem14 at December 17, 2009 07:36 PM (2X8VA)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 07:37 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 17, 2009 07:37 PM (my4+7)
Posted by: Dianne at December 17, 2009 07:39 PM (FcncT)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 07:40 PM (DIYmd)
Ace's mad HTML skilz.....yub, yub.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2009 07:40 PM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 17, 2009 07:42 PM (mGSN1)
Posted by: motionview at December 17, 2009 07:42 PM (Zpy2G)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:43 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 07:43 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 07:43 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: a sin da cold at December 17, 2009 07:44 PM (eA3tl)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:44 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 07:44 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:45 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 07:46 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 17, 2009 07:46 PM (vKdhq)
to the new film by acclaimed director Ang Lee...
John C. Reilly stars...
as Vice President Al Gore...
In...
T H E
I C E
R E T A R D
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:46 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 07:46 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 07:47 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 07:48 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 07:48 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 07:49 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:49 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:50 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 07:50 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:50 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: a sin da cold at December 17, 2009 07:51 PM (eA3tl)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 07:51 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 07:52 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 07:53 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 07:53 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: a sin da cold at December 17, 2009 07:53 PM (eA3tl)
STEVEN KING'S
THE GREENHOUSE GASES OF FROZEN DOOM
Posted by: the real joe at December 17, 2009 07:53 PM (SUYSs)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 07:54 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2009 07:54 PM (6CVm+)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:54 PM (t19oz)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 07:54 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:55 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: runningrn at December 17, 2009 07:55 PM (vEclT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 17, 2009 07:56 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 17, 2009 07:57 PM (vKdhq)
STUFF
JEFFERSON
SAID
(ABOUT
THE
FREAKIN'
COLD)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 07:57 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 07:57 PM (DIYmd)
Madam Snowvary.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 07:58 PM (dQdrY)
The Satanic Gases
Real book about the history of the AGW movement.
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 07:58 PM (t19oz)
as Homicide detective First Class Bjorn Lorveqvist...
trying to stop Ice Killer Al Gore before he kills again...
From Copenhagen...
to Stockholm...
To the capital of... the other one....
to the icy mountains of Scandanavia...
Peter Saarsgard is....
T H E
F J O R D
H U M P E R
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 07:59 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 08:00 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 08:01 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Herr Blücher at December 17, 2009 08:02 PM (brEwv)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 17, 2009 08:02 PM (vKdhq)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 08:03 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 08:03 PM (t19oz)
So if Al Gore weighs the same as a duck and shits AGW into your ear, it proves Gaia exists?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2009 08:05 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Iskandar at December 17, 2009 08:07 PM (t19oz)
Remake of the Shining: A blizzard in Western Tennessee traps Al and Tipper inside their mansion (which is nearly the size of the hotel in the original movie). Al finally goes bonkers from the Gore Effect and begins tormenting Tipper by screaming obscene lyrics from '80's rap songs at her. Super scary scene: Al slowly climbs the stairs brandishing a hockey stick at Tipper; however, she manages to escape because he has to stop to catch his breath. Instead of "Heeeeeere's Johnny!" Al yells "Hey, hey, hey it's Faaaaaaaaat Albert!!" as he tries unsuccessful to break down the door. Final shot: Al chases Tipper outside in the midst of a fierce snowstorm, shouting "It's WARMING, WARMING, I'm telling you!" As he collapses in the snow, we hear him mutter his last words, "Dubya, you bastard. I won the popular vote. Fuck the Supreme Court."
PS. While Tipper manages to escape, Al does manage to beat David Boies to death with the hockey stick (Boies skids and falls because he's wearing tennis shoes.) I have no idea what Boies would be doing there, buthis death at the hands of Gore would be a surefire crowd pleaser.
Posted by: Donna V. at December 17, 2009 08:07 PM (CZfp5)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2009 08:08 PM (6CVm+)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 08:08 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 08:09 PM (ewicX)
What? It worked once. I'm a freaking sciency-ist for cripes sake. It'll work.
Posted by: James Hansen at December 17, 2009 08:09 PM (RykTt)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 08:10 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 17, 2009 08:11 PM (ndlFj)
It also shows how fucked up the UN is, Ace. Just like trying to put 45,000 delegates in a room sized for 15,000, they don't have enough brains in pushing their AGW lie to schedule their meetings either in summer in the Northern Hemisphere or in (the North's) winter in the Southern Hemisphere's summerso that it'll be held under the hottest-probable weather conditions. So if they were holding it now in the Southern Hempisphere with it coinciding with the more-industrialized North's winter, they'd get delegates on the beach relaxing instead of lining up to get into a room during snowfall and in freezing temperatures.
They can't even think up that simple scheduling to promote their lies, but they think they can run the world.
Assholes.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2009 08:12 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 08:12 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2009 08:13 PM (/4E2O)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 17, 2009 08:14 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 17, 2009 08:20 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 08:21 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 08:23 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Posted by at December 17, 2009 08:26 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 17, 2009 08:29 PM (CDBJ9)
Dorthy Does Denmark.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 17, 2009 08:29 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 17, 2009 08:30 PM (CDBJ9)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 17, 2009 08:31 PM (CDBJ9)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 17, 2009 08:33 PM (CDBJ9)
Posted by: midwest snowbabe at December 17, 2009 08:39 PM (b0sdZ)
Posted by: Che Pizza at December 17, 2009 08:40 PM (4iIhs)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 17, 2009 08:43 PM (vKdhq)
followed by the porn version "THE WELL DIGGERS ASS" starring Jenna Jamison.
Posted by: hobbes at December 17, 2009 08:46 PM (WiOnI)
ACCLAIMED
BEST-SELLING
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Realising thisI foresee the warmist brains trust deciding to next time schedule the conference for July. The only problem will be that they will choose somewhere in the southern hemisphere for the meeting.
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the location for the conference...
says' it all.
It's the warmest place on the planet.
next to edmonton.(Canada)
Which is the closest city next to the
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Representing small island states were the Maldives and Grenada, with Sudan, Algeria, Ethiopia and Lesotho from Africa. Sudan is also the leader of the G77 group of 130 developed countries, Algeria heads the Africa Group, and Lesotho leads the bloc of Least Developed Countries.”
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Or the Snow Miser from that Christmas show.
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Since you referenced the Hittchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in the
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