Ask Not What Ace Of Spades Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Ace Of Spades (No, It’s Not About Money)

Our friend Ace gives and gives and gives but he almost never asks for anything. Hell, it took an open bloger and some of the co-bloggers to hit you up for money.

But late last night/early this morning Mr. O’Spades made a request. A simple request really…


58 Can I ask everyone a favor?
Please?

Can everyone call Palin Steele only either "Dummy" or "Dum-Dum" from now on?

Say it respectfully, as if it's a genuine name. But always Dummy or Dum-Dum.

Please. I want this. For *me.*
Posted by: ace at July 30, 2009 01:07 AM (JQ+0C)

Are you bastards so cold-hearted that you would deny Ace this?

Below the fold are some of Dum-Dum’s greatest hits. The kind of things that struck one or more of the co-bloggers as so stupid we actually emailed them around.

barackamericawithshield.jpg
Dum-Dum, Real Man of Genius. we salute you!

Take a look at them and I think you'll agree that they are just, well, dumb. And embarrassing. But mostly dumb.

"Ace is by far the best looking out of the bunch (just saying, nothing homo here)."
Posted by: palin steele at June 10, 2009 11:07 AM (VDj74)


Oh come on, you can't deny that Hannity acts like an overeager little school boy everytime he 'interviews" (read: fellates) Palin
Posted by: palin steele at June 08, 2009 08:50 PM (VDj74)


I was barely born by then.
Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at July 30, 2009 01:16 AM (VDj74)


"Obama really isn't that funny. It's not a liberal bias thing. Clinton was made fun of as much as any politician, even Gore was. Obama just doesn't have something that you could really make easy jokes on."
Posted by: palin steele at June 11, 2009 11:30 AM (VDj74)


"It's like if your friend decided to take a rubber dildo and slap your forehead with it, you might think its funny. But if your friend slapped a rape victim's forehead with a dildo, she'll react far worse."
Posted by: palin steele (the only nonpartisan on AoSHQ) at July 23, 2009 01:27 PM (VDj74)


Of course, that's just a taste of the genius that is Dum-Dum. Please feel free to add any you may remember.

UPDATE [D in T]: This one made me giggle like a little girl,

104 "So I ask again: What the fuck good is "moral authority" in any measurable, objective way?" - Nom de Blog

The best way I can explain moral authority is to use an example. Do you read comics? If so, I point to exhibit A or moral authority, Captain America.

Captain America would always do the right thing, and by doing so, he inspired his fellow heroes to follow his example. Even though a mere mortal with powers far surpassed by most other superheroes, he LED the Avengers, which included powerhouses such as Hulk and even gods in Hercules and Thor. They all believed in the goodness of Captain America.

The antithesis to Captain America would be Frank Castle, aka Punisher. He also went after bad guys, just as zealously as other heroes. But he had no moral compunctions, for him, the ends justified the means. And while he struck fear in the thugs of the world, he never shone light in the cities he staked out. Citizens feared him just as much as the criminals he fought.

So in conclusion, moral authority is what Captain America represents. It's something that President Obama is bringing back to our great nation."


Posted by: palin steele at June 05, 2009 06:44 PM (VDj74)

I was riveted right up to the conclusion.

Posted by: DrewM. at 08:02 PM




Comments

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1 Captain America, most definitely, Bob, Captain America.

Posted by: Mr. History Man at July 30, 2009 08:04 PM (W64WZ)

2 I feel so dirty now.

Posted by: The Rubber Dildo at July 30, 2009 08:06 PM (2rzmK)

3 My favorite is when he said he knew more about what it's like to be black than us, because he watched Black in America and Black in America 2 on CNN.
Shit, I wish I can remember where he said that so i could quote it. It was one of the Gatesgate threads, the hell if I'm gonna go searching for it.

Posted by: yinzer at July 30, 2009 08:07 PM (pO6hk)

4
4th!

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 30, 2009 08:07 PM (5u3EL)

5 Don't drag me into this.

Posted by: Captain America at July 30, 2009 08:08 PM (ETHfd)

6 Oh and we can't forget Dum-Dum's crypto-racism against Indian and Joo doctors.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2009 08:09 PM (2rzmK)

7 I protest!!!

The song dum, dum dadum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum deserves better than to be associated with that...

Posted by: Adriane at July 30, 2009 08:09 PM (W7nzI)

8 Dude, friends don't let friends go full on retard.

Posted by: rblancard at July 30, 2009 08:10 PM (YUdVV)

9 Congratulations palin steele Dummy your stupidity is finally getting the recognition it deserves.

A new classic he wrote today or yesterday was that he was "barely born" in 1984.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2009 08:11 PM (QQbfp)

10 Dude, friends don't let friends go full on retard.

UNLESS the results are going to be pants-pissing funny. Then it's ok, right?

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 30, 2009 08:11 PM (5u3EL)

11 Can't Ace fix the New Comments Thingy so when it reads his IP address, it automatically inserts Dummy or Dum-Dum into the Name Field instead of, well, you know...?

Posted by: David in San Diego at July 30, 2009 08:11 PM (GF+6V)

12 "8 Dude, friends don't let friends go full on retard"

Alas, for some, it is a) default b) max performance.

Please, won't you give ? A mind is a terrible thing.

Posted by: Mr. History Man at July 30, 2009 08:12 PM (W64WZ)

13 I have no problem calling the guy dummy. Frankly, the other adjectives were just too easily applied. Personally I try to skip his comments. They are obviously designed to bait the more normal morons around here andtoo many went for the bait.
I find the guy a waste of space and wish he would go away. Dan.
Buh bye

Posted by: Dan at July 30, 2009 08:12 PM (qfb86)

14 This is childish name calling and is beneath Ace (or should be).

Posted by: anon at July 30, 2009 08:13 PM (j/wD+)

15 Oh and we can't forget Dum-Dum's crypto-racism against Indian and Joo doctors.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2009 08:09 PM (2rzmK)
And Chinamen. They were on the list too. It reminded me of that line from Blazing Saddles. You know the one, okay we'll take the*......but we don't want the Irish.
*not sure if it's okay to write the full quote.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2009 08:14 PM (QQbfp)

16 OT: the plug has already been pulled on the 'Cash For Clunkers' boondoggle.

That's a shame, what is ACORN going to do with all those burned-out chassis they were going to convert into Escalades?

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 30, 2009 08:14 PM (5u3EL)

17 14
This is childish name calling and is beneath Ace (or should be).

Posted by: anon at July 30, 2009 08:13 PM (j/wD+)
Are you new here?

Posted by: David in San Diego at July 30, 2009 08:14 PM (GF+6V)

18 Posted by: anon at July 30, 2009 08:13 PM (j/wD+)

Holy crap, the JOOOO hash ID!

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 30, 2009 08:15 PM (5u3EL)

19 His admission that he was completely unaware of the Rather/fake TANG docs was good, especially form someone who professes to have such an astronomically high IQ.

Classic.

Of course, followed up by today, where he said he'd never heard the term "heeb."

That boy is just an empty fountain of knowledge and not afraid to admit it.

Posted by: wiserbud at July 30, 2009 08:16 PM (EW49d)

20 Let's not forget that Dum Dum is majorly into anal, claiming all his women love it. At least that's what he said on the now infamous 1,400-comment overnight thread during memorial day weekend.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 30, 2009 08:16 PM (PGC3r)

21 What I like about Dum-Dum is that in an effort to seem like one of the gang, he plays the crass card. Talking dirty should be left to the professionals.

Posted by: elliot m at July 30, 2009 08:16 PM (79fnp)

22 You, Sir, will be hearing from our attorneys forthwith.

Posted by: Dummys of America, LTD. at July 30, 2009 08:17 PM (6xRiR)

23 <i>
I find the guy a waste of space and wish he would go away. Dan.

Buh bye</i>
Traditionally, this is the last step before banishment for a troll of Dum Dum's stature.

Posted by: wiserbud at July 30, 2009 08:17 PM (EW49d)

24
Dude, friends don't let friends go full on retard.

You m-m-m-mmm-m-make me happy.

Posted by: Little Dummy the Quit Bull at July 30, 2009 08:18 PM (i31Zq)

25 I also forgot his infatuation with whether or not Gabe is Hispanic.

There's simply too much material.

Posted by: DrewM. at July 30, 2009 08:18 PM (iTt2X)

26 I find the guy a waste of space and wish he would go away. Dan.
Maybe someday. But did you ever see those videos of the Orcas tossing around and "playing" with seals before they take them to meet their demise? That's kind of the way it is around here.

Posted by: yinzer at July 30, 2009 08:19 PM (pO6hk)

27 Let's not forget that Dum Dum is majorly into anal, claiming all his women love it.

Of course they do. It's the only way they can feel his teeny little weenie.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 30, 2009 08:20 PM (zDhnq)

28 C'mon, Dum Dum. Hurry up and post something new so we can add it to the list.

Posted by: slug at July 30, 2009 08:21 PM (72t5b)

29 Dummy is the classic sitzpinkler.

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at July 30, 2009 08:21 PM (PBGAP)

30 Heh. Dummy.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 30, 2009 08:21 PM (PDeVA)

31 Dum Dumm makes Raymond look like Stephen Hawking.

(Starts stopwatch to see how long it is before Dum Dum asks who Raymond is...)

Posted by: wiserbud at July 30, 2009 08:21 PM (EW49d)

32 Can we make shit up about him? Remebering teh stoopid is hrad

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 30, 2009 08:21 PM (JlcLR)

33 "Please feel free to add any you may remember."

You want me to recall Dum-Dum's greatest hits? Surely I have managed to skip over the vast majority of them, but asking me to reminisce about the ones I did read is a bridge too far, Sir.

I will continue, however, to submit to your request to calling Dummy Dum-Dum and will refrain from calling you Shirley.

Out of respect and love, but mostly love.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 30, 2009 08:21 PM (JamGx)

34 27
Let's not forget that Dum Dum is majorly into anal, claiming all his women love it.

Well, I can tell you, his mom most definitely is...

Posted by: XBradTC at July 30, 2009 08:22 PM (Xeu3t)

35 Well, I can tell you, his mom most definitely is...

Oh honey, so is his DAAAAAAD! *snap*

Posted by: Poon Poon Likes To Spoon at July 30, 2009 08:25 PM (5u3EL)

36 "27 Let's not forget that Dum Dum is majorly into anal, claiming all his women love it."

Yes, but he is the catcher, I believe.

Posted by: Mr. History Man at July 30, 2009 08:26 PM (W64WZ)

37 Me no Dum Dum. You Dum Dum. You got Gum Gum?

Posted by: South Pacific Island Statue at July 30, 2009 08:28 PM (WXic0)

38 "Please feel free to add any you may remember."

'Member when Dumbass Motherfucker... I mean Dummy said "Poopity poopity poopity poopy pooooooooo poopity poopooo".

Yea...that was cool.

Posted by: IreneFarleyIrene at July 30, 2009 08:29 PM (pem/z)

39 Don't bring me into this!! I only keep the little fugger around cuz I get more moneys from the gubment!

Posted by: Palin Steele's Mom at July 30, 2009 08:30 PM (cxzu3)

40 Drew, here are some juicy nuggets of DumDum wisdom from an overnight thread right after Michael Jackson died. Not only did Dummy think MJ was completely innocent but he seemed okay with touching kids 'there' which puts a creepy twist on his trolling. I thought he was just yanking our chain at first, but after reading all his comments I think he's serious.

"276 MJ was a good human being. Just like Bill Ayers."
Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at July 08, 2009 12:18 AM (VDj74)
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"285 How did he take the innocence of other children?
Just because he touched their wangs? Heck, I do that to my 6 year old neighbor all the time."
Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at July 08, 2009 12:25 AM (VDj74)
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"309 Michael was not proven a pedophile. No pedophile would ever be that handsome!"
Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at July 08, 2009 12:40 AM (VDj74)
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"339 Why exactly is sleeping with a kid non-sexually make one a freak? I mean, its not my thing either (wink-wink), but I don't see why it would be freaky to do such except for our societal stigma attached to adults doing anything intimate with kids."
Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at July 08, 2009 12:52 AM (VDj74)
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"346 you guys are misusing the term pedophile.

michael was not a pedophile. He just touched boys on the pee pee."
Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at July 08, 2009 12:54 AM (VDj74)

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 30, 2009 08:30 PM (7OdS2)

41 Trolls get their own threads now !?!
(Ok, dum-dum has been one for awhile)

Posted by: Last Minute Moron at July 30, 2009 08:32 PM (xFAis)

42 #
14 has been here before...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 30, 2009 08:32 PM (zmiSr)

43 There is no reason to insult dummies like this Drew.

Palin steele has a long way to go before he is intelligent enough to be considered a dummy.

Single cell amoeba may be more appropriate.

Posted by: ghost707 at July 30, 2009 08:33 PM (pKb6M)

44 Ace and Drew M, would Captain America approve of you guys labeling me a "dummy"? Just because I like to insert things into the fairer sexes' exit chutes and think that Captain America/The Punisher analogies are apt for US foreign policy, does not make me a dummy!

You guys are taking away all the moral authority that the good Captain accumulated at Normandy!

Posted by: Dummy (the biggest Emo Git on AoSHQ) at July 30, 2009 08:34 PM (otlXg)

45 Not many trolls rise to the level where the blogfather gives them a special name.
we have witnessed new heights of asshattery
yes we can

Posted by: Jones at July 30, 2009 08:34 PM (KOkrW)

46 285 How did he take the innocence of other children?Just because he touched their wangs? Heck, I do that to my 6 year old neighbor all the time."Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at July 08, 2009 12:25 AM (VDj74)
My son actually wrote that shit?? Dum-Dum is outta here! It just ain't worth the gubment moneys and the occasional loofa job he gives mein the tub.

Posted by: Palin Steele's Mom at July 30, 2009 08:34 PM (cxzu3)

47 This brings me to a pet peeve of mine about AoS HQ. Our trollbusters. I hate when they rewrite comments, because the original and the supposedly funny version aren't necessarily very distinguishable. Either delete it in its entirety or leave it up for mockery.

I also hate when people spoof trolls by using the same name, for the same reason. I'm too lazy to check IP hashes.

I never know if I'm laughing at a troll, or at a troll sockpuppet. The AoS, it's messing with my head.

Posted by: sandy burger at July 30, 2009 08:34 PM (5OEha)

48 Yep definitely a dum dum.

An annoying, ignorant, malicious, full-o-shit, self-important, closed-minded, commie-talking-point-spouting, vaseline cowboy of a dum dum.

/trying not to write fuck so much. cuz of the adverts.

Posted by: sifty at July 30, 2009 08:35 PM (2DmCh)

49 Hmm actually looking back on thread, it looks like trollbusters may have edited DumDum's comments a bit afterwards. Trust me - I was there and DumDum was a complete defender of MJ. He even said that he would have had no problem with his kids staying overnight with MJ.

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 30, 2009 08:36 PM (7OdS2)

50 Posted by: Mætenloch at July 30, 2009 08:36 PM (7OdS2)

I do remember him typing that, and he seemed rather serious about it.

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at July 30, 2009 08:36 PM (yW6GR)

51 Not many trolls rise to the level where the blogfather gives them a special name.

Blogfather? Then maybe we should call him Fredo instead.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2009 08:38 PM (QQbfp)

52 maybe we should call him Fredo instead.

You forget what happened to Fredo on that fishing trip.

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at July 30, 2009 08:38 PM (yW6GR)

53 Not many trolls rise to the level where the blogfather gives them a special name.

God, I miss Larry the Urbanite. He had hands like a sailor.

Posted by: sandy burger at July 30, 2009 08:38 PM (5OEha)

54 Post 104 rocks.

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2009 08:39 PM (PD1tk)

55 Megyn Kelly alert on BillO. She's on the attack on the transgendered mayor.

Posted by: di butler at July 30, 2009 08:39 PM (tjdui)

56 Can everyone call Palin Steele only either "Dummy" or "Dum-Dum" from now on?
--Sure, that's second nature!

Posted by: The Great Gazoo at July 30, 2009 08:46 PM (2bDyw)

57 I missed the original posting regarding Captain America vs. Punisher (Greatest Marvel Hero ever), but that's some serious douchebaggery on Dummy's part right there...

...Captain America is the product of genetic engineering and his motivation has always been out of a sense of Jingoistic Patriotism as opposed to any strict moral authority. Frank Castle, on the other hand, lost his family in a mob hit, and declared a one-man war on the mafia which later expanded to others who commit crime. The ordinary citizens don't fear Castle (he refers to them as "innocents), and his moral authority is cleaner and better defined than Captain America's; anyone who harms an innocent must pay.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: g at July 30, 2009 08:50 PM (FAYNo)

58 Cappy also faught Dracula and finaly defeated him with the assistance of Doctor Strange, who was confounding Dracula's Aura while cappy was decapitating him with his vibranium shield.

Now Michael, the poor accidental lycan vampire hybrid who was forced to kill the first wearwolf, "died" in protection of the first immortal, and killed Victor, all because he loved Celene?

That's Moral Authority.

what a dork.

Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 08:55 PM (uU+Ss)

59 I would vote for michael the lycanpire.

Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 08:55 PM (uU+Ss)

60 Long Live the line of corvinous.

Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 08:57 PM (uU+Ss)

61
The infamous post 104 in it's entirety:



104
"So I ask again: What the fuck good is "moral authority" in any measurable, objective way?" - Nom de Blog

The
best way I can explain moral authority is to use an example. Do you
read comics? If so, I point to exhibit A or moral authority, Captain
America.

Captain America would always do the right thing, and by
doing so, he inspired his fellow heroes to follow his example. Even
though a mere mortal with powers far surpassed by most other
superheroes, he LED the Avengers, which included powerhouses such as
Hulk and even gods in Hercules and Thor. They all believed in the
goodness of Captain America.

The antithesis to Captain America
would be Frank Castle, aka Punisher. He also went after bad guys, just
as zealously as other heroes. But he had no moral compunctions, for
him, the ends justified the means. And while he struck fear in the
thugs of the world, he never shone light in the cities he staked out.
Citizens feared him just as much as the criminals he fought.

So
in conclusion, moral authority is what Captain America represents. It's
something that President Obama is bringing back to our great nation."

Posted by: Blazer at July 30, 2009 08:58 PM (+FzLa)

62 An entire thread about dum dum? WTF it must be a VERY slow day.
Trolls. Don't pick up the ball! They can't play if you DON'T pick up the ball.
I don't remember a thread about our former banned trolls, "Tom", the candiana dude, etc.
Why give Dum Dum the space.
I'd say we're bored and its fun.
Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at July 30, 2009 08:59 PM (2+9Yx)

63 to quote whoever on last nights thread.

"he must be wearing out his F-5 button."

Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 09:00 PM (uU+Ss)

64 I remember the night of the anal secks posts. He went on and on about how wimmin loved it, and several of us moronettes told him hell no they didn't!!!!!Of course, some said they liked it, so.......heee. I liked today's posting about having no clue what HEEB meant. Uh, yeah, DumDumass.

Posted by: di butler at July 30, 2009 09:01 PM (tjdui)

65 My favorite is when he was pretending be banging his girlfriend in between commenting here.

I really was "laughing out loud" at that one.

Posted by: flenser at July 30, 2009 09:02 PM (8Hiju)

66 I remember the night of the anal secks posts. He went on and on about
how wimmin loved it, and several of us moronettes told him hell no they
didn't!!!!!Of course, some said they liked it, so.......heee. I liked
today's posting about having no clue what HEEB meant. Uh, yeah,
DumDumass.

Wasn't that the thread where he claimed to be posting while his girlfriend was lying next to him?

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 30, 2009 09:04 PM (7OdS2)

67 I remember the night of the anal secks posts. He went on and on about how wimmin loved it,

Are you sure you're not thinking of Uniball? No straight man should be quite that interested in anal sex.

Posted by: flenser at July 30, 2009 09:04 PM (8Hiju)

68 There was someplace where he was talking about the Green Lantern Corps as well as the Yellow Lantern and how they related to Bush/Cheney and Obama..

I knew I should have bookmarked that.

Posted by: Dave C at July 30, 2009 09:04 PM (ptdfv)

69 I think women who don't like anal sex, have had anal sex with fewer women than guys who've had anal sex with women who did love it.

Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 09:06 PM (uU+Ss)

70 I can't believe alot of you morons didn;t see this one, another gem that made me lol and spit out drink:




140
If you take away anger from conservatives, what do they have left?

"The war between liberals and conservatives is the War of Light.

Democrats form the Green Lanterns (Willpower), Blue Lanterns (Hope), Violet Lanterns (Love) and Indigo Lanterns (Compassion).

vs

Conservatives form the Sinestro Corps (Fear), Red Lanterns (Rage), Orange Lanterns (Avarice), and the Black Lanterns (Death)

2008 election was merely a prelude to The Blackest Night...


Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at July 17, 2009 04:44 PM (VDj74)

Posted by: Blazer at July 30, 2009 09:06 PM (+FzLa)

71 Are you sure you're not thinking of Uniball? No straight man should be quite that interested in anal sex.

That was Uniball.. he kept saying, 'Ask any woman, she'll tell you'.

Then someone said later on: "Well, that was the most awkward conversation I had with my mom since I asked for bail money. I'm glad Thanksgiving is several months away."

I fell out of my chair on that comment. (sorry to someone for not remembering your name)

Posted by: Dave C at July 30, 2009 09:07 PM (ptdfv)

72 HEY! and can we lay off on the poor little tyke cuz he's a comic dork?

I mean, we have all kinds of innocuous inside jokes we tell here.

Maybe he just really likes having anal sex with green lantern.

I can understand that. I'd hit wonderwoman in an instant.

Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 09:07 PM (uU+Ss)

73 Blazer!! thank you.

That was the posting.

Posted by: Dave C at July 30, 2009 09:10 PM (ptdfv)

74 That is classic Dave C.

Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 09:10 PM (uU+Ss)

75 Conservatives form the Sinestro Corps (Fear), Red Lanterns (Rage), Orange Lanterns (Avarice), and the Black Lanterns (Death)

Yeah! Who wouldn't want to be a conservative instead of some poncy Indigo Lantern?

Posted by: flenser at July 30, 2009 09:13 PM (8Hiju)

76 no mention of myHarvard Law cred yet?
you wingnuts have no respect!

Posted by: palin stale at July 30, 2009 09:16 PM (2bDyw)

77 I thought his contention that Obama was going to balance the budget rather amusing.

Also his orgasming over some stupid fucking speech the Empty Suit did in Ohio or wherever a week or so ago (he's back, what charisma, blah blah puke). Multiple posts, each signed with "non-partisan".

Anyway, Dum-Dum it is. Though I may slip in a "stupid racist fuck" every now and then.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 30, 2009 09:17 PM (zQP31)

78 Dum-dee-DumDum.

Dum-dee-DumDum-DUMMMM!

Posted by: Dragnet Theme at July 30, 2009 09:18 PM (xIlrx)

79 #77

Hey! Just because I may be a little bit racist, that doesn't mean that the Indians aren't out to get you and steal your tonsils.

Posted by: Dummy (the biggest Emo Git on AoSHQ) at July 30, 2009 09:21 PM (otlXg)

80 This is going to be really, really difficult for me. But by god, I will do it for Ace!

Posted by: UncleFacts at July 30, 2009 09:24 PM (vZVv7)

81 The first post I read was after the Notre Dame speech: "What an amazing president we have."
I knew immediately: dumb as dog dirt

Posted by: logprof at July 30, 2009 09:25 PM (2bDyw)

82 Never ban Dum-Dum. He is the humor gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2009 09:26 PM (QQbfp)

83 Hmmm. I was always more of a Moon Knight fan. He even managed to have both sides of the Civil War storyline trying to take him out.

And I'm all for truth in labeling. Dummy it is.

Posted by: DrSteve at July 30, 2009 09:31 PM (t+B7A)

84 Drew, here are some juicy nuggets of DumDum wisdom... Posted by: Mætenloch

To be unnecessarily fair, I think some if not all of those were 're-touched' by the AoSHQ crew.

BTW, is Mætenloch like hamburger with oatmeal?

Posted by: Iskandar at July 30, 2009 09:33 PM (SB5kV)

85 First proof he was likely a gay lib.

He's a DC fan.

Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 09:35 PM (uU+Ss)

86 Dum-Dum? as in the bullet? except I think someone forgot to load the powder.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 30, 2009 09:35 PM (bvgG3)

87 Hey could you guys stop by my site tonight and give me some traffic? I've been really busy feeding Meggie Mac and haven't had the time to post some Palin or Atheist articles, so traffic's down and of course Michelle is on my ass.
Thanks guy,
Toodles.

Posted by: Allah Pundit at July 30, 2009 09:36 PM (xTu6h)

88 I gotta agree that the stuff in post #40 almost has to be trollbuster material. Not even Dum Dum is that pathetic or criminal. Well, okay, that pathetic, arguably. But not that criminal.

My own favorite Dum Dum moment was when he challenged us to find a single example of liberals mocking Trig Palin... and the way he fled every thread for the next several weeks whenever I asked him to acknowledge the barrelload of examples I found just at one thread from Wonkette.

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at July 30, 2009 09:39 PM (/y1J0)

89 Ah, my favorite dum-dum moment was on a thread about foriegn health care was better than ours. Dum-dum used Italy's system as an example.
I explained that I have actually stayed at an Italian hospital a couple of times and he/she/it told me that he thinks a newspaper expert knows more than my personal experience. Good times, good times.

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 30, 2009 09:45 PM (ATcAo)

90 Oh, and LMAO at the Lanterns stuff. Funny thing is, a buddy of mine just dumped most of the Blackest Night story arc on me. Haven't read any GL comics in decades, but I have an old fondness for them because of how long Larry Niven worked on the series and developed the background (this is BEFORE the whole technicolor lantern thing, btw) so thought I'd give 'em a try.

Looked slightly interesting, but I dunno, I don't think I could read them now without laughing my ass off at every mention of "indigo lantern" now. I honestly wish Ace had asked us to call him "Captain Obama" or "Indigo Lantern" rather than Dum Dum, but I live to serve.

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at July 30, 2009 09:47 PM (/y1J0)

91 "he must be wearing out his F-5 button."

Is that the new code phrase for masturbation now?

Posted by: David in San Diego at July 30, 2009 09:47 PM (GF+6V)

92 You got it, Ace. "Dum Dum" it is.

Posted by: antisocialist at July 30, 2009 09:47 PM (zAlmc)

93 I gotta agree that the stuff in post #40 almost has to be trollbuster material.

See, this is why the whole "trollbusters" thing sucks. We can't even make fun of trolls properly because of it.

Posted by: sandy burger at July 30, 2009 09:48 PM (ZqZkj)

94 Is it still okay to call poon a fuckhead, fucking retard, fucking asshole, fucking douchebag, fucking shithead, fucking cocksucker, fucking idiot, fucking stupid, fucking cockholster, fucking dummy, fucking nitwit, fucking clueless, fucking airhead, fucking dork, fucking meathead, fucking knucklehead?

Posted by: YIKES! at July 30, 2009 09:48 PM (tFrIQ)

95 I fell out of my chair on that comment. (sorry to someone for not remembering your name)
I remember that guy. He was devilishly handsome and hung like a set of cathedral drapes.

Posted by: VJay at July 30, 2009 09:50 PM (k87Wm)

96 I haven't gotten all the comments yet, but has anyone mentioned how his very first post started with "I'm a liberal..." but he denies being a liberal despite being reminded of that fact because he likes executing prisoners and muslims?

Or how he had to take a break from writing so he could have sex with his girlfriend in bed next to him?

Or how whenever he gets the worst of a fight, he says he's going away, only to reappear 30 comments later?

Posted by: Methos at July 30, 2009 09:50 PM (XBQ9x)

97 Dum-Dum? as in the bullet?

More like, as in "gum gum"

Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 09:52 PM (uU+Ss)

98 David in San Diego, That was my comment in response to that statement, only I said "is that what the kids are calling it these days?"

Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 09:53 PM (uU+Ss)

99 91
"he must be wearing out his F-5 button."

Is that the new code phrase for masturbation now?


Posted by: David in San Diego at July 30, 2009 09:47 PM (GF+6V)

Yes. "Raping his F5 key" is the new code for "He's wanking it like mad."

Posted by: Josef K. at July 30, 2009 09:54 PM (7+pP9)

100 What about that dumdum talking about how he was a grad student at haahvaahd and how his tax dollars were going to be subsidizing our trips to bass pro shops? Or his bitching about greedy yid doctors? Damn, I hope he shows up on this thread....

Posted by: Early Cuyler at July 30, 2009 09:56 PM (AcPH9)

101 I can't keep my trolls straight. Is Dum-Dum the LOLocaust guy, or was that someone else?

Posted by: pbrown at July 30, 2009 09:56 PM (rTGYp)

102 84
Drew, here are some juicy nuggets of DumDum wisdom... Posted by: MætenlochTo be unnecessarily fair, I think some if not all of those were 're-touched' by the AoSHQ crew. BTW, is Mætenloch like hamburger with oatmeal?

Yep, I realized after the fact that DD's postings had been trollbusted. But trust me, the originals weren't that far off.

And no, I'm not a food product.

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 30, 2009 09:56 PM (7OdS2)

103 Okay apparently you have.

How about the Iran protest thread when he asked when in history a popular uprising had ever successfully removed a dictator?

Posted by: Methos at July 30, 2009 09:59 PM (XBQ9x)

104 Dum dum it is; although I always used to think "idiot" every time he posted something. It has a stronger connotation of to the bone stupidityfor me.

Posted by: unknown jane at July 30, 2009 10:00 PM (EpmMs)

105 Hello Dum-Dum!

Posted by: Great Gazoo at July 30, 2009 10:00 PM (GvgvT)

106 My favorite Dum Dum moment was when he asserted that there had never been a sucessful popular uprising.

Posted by: Warden at July 30, 2009 10:01 PM (MX/S7)

107 pbrown LOLocaust guy was Adrian Lima/Nigel the Nazi. He was never funny in his own right, just in that we really got to go completely no-holds-barred on him.

And I think it was Christoph who was big in favor of anal from the Anne Hathaway (reportedly false) rumor thread.

Posted by: Methos at July 30, 2009 10:03 PM (XBQ9x)

108 My favorite Dum Dum moment was when he asserted that there had never been a sucessful popular uprising

LOL!!!

Posted by: David Ben Gurion at July 30, 2009 10:03 PM (AcPH9)

109 Here - Here's a clue...

http://tinyurl.com/mlsfr4

Don't spend it all in one place...

Posted by: Jo-Bob at July 30, 2009 10:04 PM (GMaAV)

110 Yeah, I agree, sandy... the trollbuster shtick, while frequently amusing, winds up just overwriting the native idiocy which is usually even funnier because, god help us, it's -actually sincere-. And then, on threads like this, we can't tell what was real from what was made up. I think everything other than post #40 quoted in this thread so far was genuine though.

Maybe if trollbusting would actually change the hash mark so we don't really confuse it with the troll for historical purposes , that would be better. Though honestly, I'd prefer the trollbusting remarks to append, rather than overwrite, the rich creamy dummyness.

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at July 30, 2009 10:04 PM (/y1J0)

111 Oh hell, maybe it was the Uniball troll and the anal secks. And yes, whichever one of the dum dums it was kept saying they had just worn out their gf who was really hot or something. It lead to a big discussion with us girls saying nay to the anal. He kept saying the guys weren't doing it right or we'd like it and if he did us we'd love it.
I remember the lantern thing. LOL> I had forgotten that! And the Italian healthcare system. Oh shit. Where is he, btw? Did he leave after the dumbass remarks over the HEEB thing? Usually being stupidly wrong doesn't discourage his being here.

Posted by: di butler at July 30, 2009 10:06 PM (tjdui)

112
I thought the name Dum Dum rang a bell.
Touche Turtle and Dum Dum.
Yeah I'm that old

Posted by: YIKES! at July 30, 2009 10:08 PM (tFrIQ)

113 Oh, and let's not forget when he insisted that if one of our moronettes emailed him a picture of their tits, that he'd leave forever?

This coming from the guy who says "I'm leaving" and then shows up later on in the same thread.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2009 10:10 PM (2rzmK)

114 Posted by: Douglas at July 30, 2009 09:53 PM (uU+Ss)Posted by: Josef K. at July 30, 2009 09:54 PM (7+pP9)

Thanks to both

Posted by: David in San Diego at July 30, 2009 10:18 PM (GF+6V)

115 101 pbrown at July 30, 2009 09:56 PM (rTGYp)
The LOLocaust guy is Adriana Lima/Nigel Tufts. He's also the one who demands people "speak het" to him if they dare end a comment in a question mark. He's a 'concerned conservative' who either doesn't think we're racialist enough or is trying to get lurkers to agree with his warped viewpoints to prove AoS is a site for racists.
Dum Dum is the cloyingly earnest, pseudo-intellectual dweeb. Poon is the guy who does the drive-by Alinskyite posts, aka Little Sarah the Quitter Pitbull.
Personally, I like Dum Dum the best of the three. Lima/Tufts is just hateful and possibly delusional, and reading Poon's stuff is like walking intoa shit-splashed gas station restroom. At least Dum Dum is quotable.

Posted by: Squatch at July 30, 2009 10:20 PM (COZb8)

116 What about that "wise Latina" thread where Dumity McDumbster asserted that someone's intent could never be determined?

As I recall Ace or someone disemboweled him with a law lesson on that one.

Posted by: Y-not, evil conservative at July 30, 2009 10:20 PM (sey23)

117 Friends, Romans, morons, lend me your ears; I come not to praise Palin Steele, but to call him "Dum-Dum"

Posted by: Mark Antony at July 30, 2009 10:23 PM (6e3Zj)

118 115

Thanks for the summary, Squatch.

Is Adriana Lima also the failed academic (currently languishing in Canada, I believe, but desperate to get a job down here) who blames his lack of success in landing a job on brown people?

Posted by: Y-not, evil conservative at July 30, 2009 10:23 PM (sey23)

119 I just told my dh about the time Dummy claimed he was leaving to have sex with his gf, then posted again three minutes later and said he was resting up to go another round with her.

Three minutes post-to-post and Dummy couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing at him.

Can someone link to the racist doctors comment? I've been seeing it referenced for days, but I somehow missed that thread.

Thanks!

Posted by: VKI at July 30, 2009 10:31 PM (LZK9H)

120 Hey, there's Qwinn. We need another Qwinn (drinks) thread. I got a full gallon of Tito's in the freezer.

Posted by: 'Nother Dave at July 30, 2009 10:37 PM (TPnD4)

121 What about that other douche, poon, or whatever it's calling itself these days? I nominate the kindergarten level "poopy-pants."

Posted by: PaleoMedic at July 30, 2009 10:38 PM (yiNoG)

122 As we retire his previous name, let us remember the greatness that lead Dum-Dum to having his OWN thread. A lack of ability in the area of critical thought and communication that defies the very paradigm of a sentient being; indeed plant life can communicate more clearly, and my wrist watch has more capability for logic than the now exalted Dum-Dum.

Congratulations on your award of official title, and corresponding celebratory thread.

THREE CHEERS FOR THE VACUOUS BLATHER OF DUM-DUM!

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 30, 2009 10:42 PM (CoBtF)

123 Did anybody mention his "no popular uprising has ever suceeded in removing a standing government" bullshit yet? That thread was a classic takedown, and he went running away from that so fast it was great.

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2009 10:42 PM (w9k7q)

124 I don't think T-Dub has been mentioned..

always talking about how it was the Soviets who really won WWII..

Euro-trash type of fellow.

Posted by: Dave C at July 30, 2009 10:43 PM (krCmw)

125 Can someone link to the racist doctors comment? I've been seeing it referenced for days, but I somehow missed that thread.Thanks!
I'm with VKI, I missed the original Dum-Dum racist doctor quote and would love to see the idiocy first hand myself.

Posted by: paranoidpyro at July 30, 2009 10:43 PM (al0G9)

126 That's one dum son of a b***h right there, I gotta admit.
I'm going to have to start spending more time reading the comments.

My 12 yr old looked at the gomer and said, "I'd wear a mask to if I looked like that."

Posted by: Gmac at July 30, 2009 10:46 PM (oTuL3)

127 Ask and you shall receive. Here are some recent Dummy gems regarding the plight of black Americans:
"How many of you self-proclaimed enlightened folks have actually watched Black in America or Black in America 2 on CNN? I'd like to see a show of hands please..."
and
"no, Im not black. I just understand how blacks can feel in this country."
To which yours truly replied:
"Excuse me, I speak jive."

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at July 30, 2009 10:46 PM (MMVy4)

128 I don't think T-Dub has been mentioned.. always talking about how it was the Soviets who really won WWII.. Euro-trash type of fellow.

Posted by: Dave C at July 30, 2009 10:43 PM (krCmw)
And gets really pissed off when you make fun of his rotten English teeth.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2009 10:46 PM (QQbfp)

129 Thanks for the round up, Squatch. They all tend to blend together for me.
VKI, I remember the 3 min man! We all were cracking on his speed and he was bragging about multi rounds.

Posted by: di butler at July 30, 2009 10:47 PM (tjdui)

130 Your agonizer, please, Mr Palin Steele.

Posted by: Goateed Ace at July 30, 2009 10:47 PM (l1f4+)

131 No dum dum yet and its 10:47 PM EST and I am post 125ish.

Posted by: 12 Inch Middle Finger at July 30, 2009 10:48 PM (n2vBd)

132 Dum Dum's classic "Joo doctor" comments in this thread.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/290007.php#290007


Posted by: wiserbud at July 30, 2009 10:49 PM (EW49d)

133 Ah yes;
There was Dum-Dum
Using Venus a planet with over 1000psi atmospheric pressure and 97% CO2 content to "Prove" the threat of CO2 on Earth. This is a mere taste of the level of Zen like non-sequitur the Dum-Dum was able to achieve in deep meditation with his chaos mind theory.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 30, 2009 10:49 PM (CoBtF)

134 "100 What about that dumdum talking about how he was a grad student at haahvaahd and how his tax dollars were going to be subsidizing our trips to bass pro shops?"



What about him claiming to be a Harvard law alum in the same thread he said he was still in undergrad?

You may fault me for this, but I honestly feel sorry for the guy. He's obviously incredibly insecure and really wants (like Erg did) to try to appear much smarter than he is even though he generally makes himself look like a fool in the process. It's sad and most of the time it just comes across as pathetic.

Posted by: AD at July 30, 2009 10:51 PM (JXe5r)

135 Your agonizer!

Posted by: Goateed Ace at July 30, 2009 10:51 PM (l1f4+)

136 How respectful do we have to be? I mean, is Dum-Dum respectful enough or should it be MR. Dum-Dum?

Posted by: OwenKellogg at July 30, 2009 10:54 PM (rfZbE)

137 Your agonizer! antagonist!

Posted by: Goateed Ace at July 30, 2009 10:51 PM (l1f4+)

FIFYTry the online dictionary! It keeps you from looking like a Dum-Dum

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 30, 2009 10:56 PM (CoBtF)

138 There was Dum-DumUsing Venus a planet with over 1000psi atmospheric pressure and 97% CO2 content to "Prove" the threat of CO2
on Earth. This is a mere taste of the level of Zen like non-sequitur
the Dum-Dum was able to achieve in deep meditation with his chaos mind
theory.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 30, 2009 10:49 PM (CoBtF)
I believe that was poon's brilliant assertion. Poon wrote that the temperature on Venus proved global warming. Because you know it's hot.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2009 11:00 PM (QQbfp)

139 137 Your agonizer! antagonist!
Posted by: Goateed Ace at July 30, 2009 10:51 PM (l1f4+)

FIFY
Try the online dictionary! It keeps you from looking like a Dum-Dum
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 30, 2009 10:56 PM (CoBtF)
Never saw the Star Trek episode with the mirror universe did you?

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2009 11:06 PM (w9k7q)

140 Never saw the Star Trek episode with the mirror universe did you?

Nope. One of the few I haven't (I think I caught all the sequels in every other series) Didn't think Tiberius (That was his name right?) had a goatee either. Did they use the made up word agonizer in it?

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 30, 2009 11:16 PM (CoBtF)

141 Into the Agony Booth, Mr mikethemoose. Dickweed.
The Agony Boothis a most effective means of discipline.

Posted by: Goateed Ace at July 30, 2009 11:17 PM (l1f4+)

142 Yes they did. And it was Spock with the goatee.
Knowing what someone is talking about so you don't incorrectly correct them keeps you from looking like a Dum Dum

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2009 11:18 PM (w9k7q)

143 Well, I suppose I can make this little sacrifice for Ace's benefit.

Heh... this should be fun... er, I mean, you owe me for this, Ace!

So, anyone heard from Dummy tonight?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at July 30, 2009 11:21 PM (Si4Uw)

144 What makes Dum Dum such a classic is he's sofun to sockpuppet.

Posted by: Squatch at July 30, 2009 11:21 PM (COZb8)

145 Well I will bow to your superior knowledge of Star Trek. And I here forth retract my previous admonishment. I'll just confess my sins of ignorance in this little booth..ow.ow.Ow....OW..OWWWW..AARRRRRGJHHHH!

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 30, 2009 11:23 PM (CoBtF)

146 That's okay, Mike. And it's a fun episode,so type in mirror, mirror and TOS (or the like) at youtube and there are probably clips of it.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2009 11:36 PM (l1f4+)

147 South Park did a parody of it, too, Mike. Although I can't recall the episode's title. You can probably find it Googling, and all the South Park episodes are online, so you can have a laugh at it, too.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2009 11:38 PM (l1f4+)

148 Using Venus a planet with over 1000psi atmospheric pressure and 97% CO2 content to "Prove" the threat of CO2
on Earth. This is a mere taste of the level of Zen like non-sequitur
the Dum-Dum was able to achieve in deep meditation with his chaos mind
theory.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 30, 2009 10:49 PM (CoBtF)
I
believe that was poon's brilliant assertion. Poon wrote that the
temperature on Venus proved global warming. Because you know it's hot.

Yeah, that was poon. Fortunately we can still call him a variety of names. The galactically-stupid pinheaded shit-for-brains.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 30, 2009 11:46 PM (zQP31)

149 Pick the Target, Freeze It, Personalize It and Polarize It.

Ayup. I'm no fan of Palin Steele, but you folks have crossed a line somewhere along the way. That's the line which distinguishes between humans and animals, between mature adults and neoteny, and between civilized man and barbarian.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at July 30, 2009 11:54 PM (Gwudb)

150 Using Venus a planet with over 1000psi atmospheric pressure and 97% CO2 content to "Prove" the threat of CO2
on Earth. This is a mere taste of the level of Zen like non-sequitur
the Dum-Dum was able to achieve in deep meditation with his chaos mind
theory.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 30, 2009 10:49 PM (CoBtF)
I
believe that was poon's brilliant assertion. Poon wrote that the
temperature on Venus proved global warming. Because you know it's hot.
Yeah, that was poon. Fortunately we can still call him a variety of names. The galactically-stupid pinheaded shit-for-brains.

Boy! I am just throwing all sorts of wild pitches tonight.
I thought for sure Poon brought it up first and the next day Dum-Dum defended the same premise. ARRRGH my game is off tonight.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 30, 2009 11:54 PM (CoBtF)

151 #149- So what's your point?

Posted by: di butler at July 31, 2009 12:24 AM (tjdui)

152 And gets really pissed off when you make fun of his rotten English teeth tooth.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2009 10:46 PM (QQbfp)

FIFY

Posted by: YIKES! at July 31, 2009 12:29 AM (tFrIQ)

153 Watch it, morons, remember, (badda) Dum-Dum said he'd come back and blow us away with 50 times the firepower of his previous massively intelligent and, um, firepowery posts here, and I think he meant it, too!

And, be sure to stay tuned for more pwnage in Dum-Dum's posts as Bambi's poll numbers go further and further south.

Posted by: SpecialCharacter at July 31, 2009 01:21 AM (MO2LE)

154 Warren Bonesteel,

First, let me start by saying I won't criticize your porn name.
Second, fuck off douche nozzle.
Third, please see my second above.

Finally, we drink Val-U-Rite and kill hobos. Tonight there's only one important troll on this stage. You don't get a shirt.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at July 31, 2009 01:28 AM (0craS)

155 you folks have crossed a line somewhere along the way. That's the line which distinguishes between humans and animals, between mature adults and neoteny, and between civilized man and barbarian

Oh noes!! We called the stupid little troll Dum Dum!

Suck it, Bonehead, you self righteous bore.

Posted by: Warden at July 31, 2009 01:50 AM (KXbGD)

156 Ayup. I'm no fan of Palin Steele, but you folks have crossed a line somewhere along the way. That's the line which distinguishes between humans and animals, between mature adults and neoteny, and between civilized man and barbarian.

Really? You mean after the whole Tom / "Cock" thing (I still miss him, damnit), the (deserved) making fun of Erg, our slapping down of Poon, John Ryan, etc., we've all of a sudden crossed a line?

If you argue civilly and in good faith, you deserve both. If somebody doesn't do that, and you still provide him with the same amount of respect, then you offer no incentive for the person to act differently. Palin Steele does neither of these and, hence, receives neither in return.

Posted by: AD at July 31, 2009 01:59 AM (Ik6WN)

157 Palin / Steele 2012

Posted by: o.u. at July 31, 2009 06:59 AM (UT56W)

158 Can I ask everyone a favor? Please?
Anything for you, babycakes.
XXOOXXOO

Posted by: SFC MAC at July 31, 2009 08:27 AM (cuNX0)

159 This is childish name calling and is beneath Ace (or should be).
Posted by: anon Palin Steele at July 30, 2009 08:13 PM (j/wD+)
Shut up, Dum Dum.

Posted by: SFC MAC at July 31, 2009 08:29 AM (cuNX0)

160 So when does Lace Wigs get his own thread? Yeah, I know that there'd be only one quote and all - but his timing! Man, the dude's gotta be psychic or something...

Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at July 31, 2009 08:52 AM (lDdA/)

161 Very Dumb. jeez × 74.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 31, 2009 09:49 AM (jMk+v)

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