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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Ligare Archer.jpg

Landscape with an Archer
David Ligare

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 what goes up

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

3 I think he will regret this

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2025 09:31 AM (EAwQ9)

4 In Volume II, Archer has an arrow in his head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

5 No dog, not art.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 28, 2025 09:32 AM (LCagX)

6 That's my boy!

Posted by: Nimrod at April 28, 2025 09:32 AM (i0F8b)

7 I shot an arrow into the air,
where it fell I know not where.

Posted by: Archer with an arrow thru his skull at April 28, 2025 09:32 AM (Aqu9a)

8 Who here hasn't had an issue with a strange man accidentally hitting you in the head with his, uh, arrow?

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2025 09:32 AM (t0Rmr)

9 Adding in the idiot sort of disturbs what might otherwise be a fine landscape

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2025 09:32 AM (EAwQ9)

10 Looks AI generated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

11 "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time."
Landscape with an Archer.

David Ligare, 1991.

Crocker Museum of Art, Sacramento, CA.

He sure do paints lots of half neekid mens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

12 You can't click to embiggen......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Would be better with a crossbow.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2025 09:33 AM (UGyV5)

14 Even his dog has hightailed it out of frame

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2025 09:33 AM (EAwQ9)

15 His bow is rather undersized.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2025 09:34 AM (Aqu9a)

16 I can't embiggen it for some reason, but in the unembiggened version his face looks like Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

17 Soaking up the sun.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

18 It seems he's wearing a thong.


Homo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

19 This is what happens when you ban lawn darts.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2025 09:34 AM (UGyV5)

20 Even Ginger wouldn't have done this

Posted by: Mary Ann at April 28, 2025 09:34 AM (EAwQ9)

21 He's unclear on the concept

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2025 09:34 AM (RIvkX)

22 David Ligare is known for his historically informed, narrative, and realistic paintings. David paints neo-classical myths inspired by the theories of Pythagoras and Polykeitos. Greek landscapes and architecture, and Californian coastal scenes are additional subjects of his paintings. His oil paintings differ from photorealism in their non-ironic nature.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:35 AM (gbOdA)

23 I guess his basketball team won a championship, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 09:35 AM (pZ64F)

24 You'll put your eye out, kid.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2025 09:35 AM (n2swS)

25 Even Ginger wouldn't have done this
Posted by: Mary Ann

Gone topless?

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

26 First pictorial depiction of Arrow Roulette.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 28, 2025 09:36 AM (17s+e)

27 It seems he's wearing a thong.


Homo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Under OP Shorts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2025 09:37 AM (Aqu9a)

28 15 His bow is rather undersized.
-------------
Its conclaved.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 09:37 AM (pZ64F)

29 Lots of places for snipers to hide...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 28, 2025 09:37 AM (THjGb)

30 There is not 1 single kids that when getting their hands on a bow want to shoot it straight up.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)

31 He's no Lars Andersen.


https://youtu.be/vZSYh-qIAOk

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

32 Moments before disaster struck...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2025 09:38 AM (Q4IgG)

33 Saving roll fails.

Posted by: Dungeon Master at April 28, 2025 09:38 AM (i0F8b)

34 I'm not seeing his quiver.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

35 To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:39 AM (gbOdA)

36 I shot an arrow in the air.
It fell to earth I know not...fuck!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2025 09:39 AM (9/IXG)

37 I'd be happy to check him for ticks when he gets back to the cabin.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at April 28, 2025 09:39 AM (G5+As)

38 "I was an adventurer until I took an arrow to the knee."

"Careful kid, you'll put someone's eye out."

"Message for you Sire!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 09:39 AM (6/+5Z)

39 34 I'm not seeing his quiver.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

Obamas creased pants made many a reporter quiver.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:39 AM (gbOdA)

40 It looks like we have a surprise appearance by special guest "boom mic."

Posted by: RedLetterMedia at April 28, 2025 09:40 AM (JCZqz)

41 "Get a message to headquarters. Tell them I said "OUCH!""

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

42 His bow is rather undersized.



Obligatory: That's what she said!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2025 09:40 AM (9/IXG)

43 I shot an arrow into the air,
where it fell I know not where.
Posted by: Archer with an arrow thru his skull at April 28, 2025 09:32 AM (Aqu9a)


https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2025 09:40 AM (ExV1e)

44 38 "I was an adventurer until I took an arrow to the knee."

"Careful kid, you'll put someone's eye out."

"Message for you Sire!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 09:39 AM (6/+5Z)

Your driving the wrong way didnt you see the arrow?
Hell no I did not even see the indians.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA)

45 If you're hungry for duck, a shotgun is much more effective.

Posted by: E. Fudd at April 28, 2025 09:40 AM (G5+As)

46 34 I'm not seeing his quiver.
Posted by: redridinghood


Well, his girlfriend isn't there and...oh. Misunderstood you.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2025 09:40 AM (RjOoY)

47 Is that an Arrow shirt tied around his waist?

Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2025 09:41 AM (i0F8b)

48 He's no Cupid.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2025 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

49 he skipped leg day

Posted by: brak at April 28, 2025 09:41 AM (jGJov)

50 "Bob, where'd that arrow get to?"

"I dunno... kinda lost it in the sun."

"I wouldn't worry about it much."

Posted by: red speck at April 28, 2025 09:41 AM (0Id0S)

51 The most incompetent sniper EVER.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

52 "Message for you Sire!"
Posted by: Anna Puma


"Message for you Sire!" THWAAAAAK!

I had that as a ring tone for incoming texts.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2025 09:42 AM (9/IXG)

53 How far do you lead a blimp?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:42 AM (gbOdA)

54 He's no Cupid.
Posted by: redridinghood

Au contraire. This is exactly the kind of thing Cupid would do. Cupego, not so much.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

55 How far do you lead a blimp?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:42 AM (gbOdA)



Oh, the humanity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

56 It is Balloon!

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at April 28, 2025 09:44 AM (G5+As)

57 How far do you lead a blimp?

Depends, how fast does Judge Dugan waddle?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 09:44 AM (6/+5Z)

58 Would not hang.

Posted by: Gen. George A. Custer at April 28, 2025 09:44 AM (Aqu9a)

59 Harry Drake, who was a legend in the close-knit world of flight archery. In 1971, Drake launched an arrow 2,028 feet (or 676 yards) using a footbow that he designed and built himself. This is the record that still stands today.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:45 AM (gbOdA)

60 How far do you lead a blimp?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:42 AM (gbOdA)
-

https://youtu.be/KlyERnu7zUw

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2025 09:45 AM (qFAfu)

61 It is Balloon!

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at April 28, 2025 09:44 AM (G5+As)
-

Great morons think alike!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2025 09:46 AM (qFAfu)

62 Harry Drake, who was a legend in the close-knit world of flight archery. In 1971, Drake launched an arrow 2,028 feet (or 676 yards) using a footbow that he designed and built himself. This is the record that still stands today.
Posted by: rhennigantx

So, he must be in the Pro Footbow Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

63 "'Landscape with an archer,' she said. 'He's your nephew,' she said. 'What could go wrong?" she said. Well, doc, here I am with a frickin arrow sticking outta my shoulder and the grass still ain't mowed!"

Posted by: red speck at April 28, 2025 09:46 AM (0Id0S)

64 Thx CBD. I'm on the golf course right now and this guy is like me hitting my irons. Would hang though

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2025 09:47 AM (Er3Q7)

65 He has a beautiful body.

Rowr.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 09:47 AM (mT+6a)

66 https://youtu.be/KlyERnu7zUw
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2025 09:45 AM (qFAfu)

We were quite easily entertained in 1967.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:47 AM (gbOdA)

67 He's a straight up shooter.

Posted by: SkylerKet at April 28, 2025 09:48 AM (SXIn9)

68

Pegged in the head with a lawn dart...

Posted by: Elderly Git at April 28, 2025 09:48 AM (HRQvT)

69 So, he must be in the Pro Footbow Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:48 AM (gbOdA)

70 I wonder how many people were killed by falling flak during WWII. And if anyone was unlucky enough to get hit by a falling drop tank.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 28, 2025 09:48 AM (UBKzV)

71 He has a beautiful body.

Rowr.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 09:47 AM (mT+6a)

He's gonna hold it against you.

Posted by: Country Song Lyrics at April 28, 2025 09:48 AM (Aqu9a)

72 65 He has a beautiful body.

Rowr.
Posted by: nurse ratched

God, I miss being a high school football coach...

Posted by: Tim Walz at April 28, 2025 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

73 Where pale face and redman
Both turned chicken

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:49 AM (gbOdA)

74 He is gonna want to move

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 28, 2025 09:49 AM (xcxpd)

75 "Fuck you, sky."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 09:49 AM (GBKbO)

76 He has a beautiful body. /i]

Out: Body by Bow Flex

In: Body by a Short Bow

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2025 09:49 AM (t0Rmr)

77 72 65 He has a beautiful body.

Rowr.
Posted by: nurse ratched

God, I miss being a high school football coach...
Posted by: Tim Walz at April 28, 2025 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

tff

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:50 AM (gbOdA)

78 He has a beautiful body.

Rowr.
Posted by: nurse ratched


*pouts*
-- nekkid lardass on the ottoman

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

79 Where pale face and redman
Both turned chicken
Posted by: rhennigantx

You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2025 09:50 AM (vKNmo)

80 He has a beautiful body.

Rowr.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 09:47 AM (mT+6a)



This isn't about me, is it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

81 I thought Cupid had wings...

Posted by: Just got here at April 28, 2025 09:50 AM (dg+HA)

82 Nasty trick to set the Jump To Bottom link to the popup ads.

Posted by: red speck at April 28, 2025 09:51 AM (0Id0S)

83 His bow is rather undersized.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2025 09:34 AM



I WAS IN THE POOL.

Posted by: the archer at April 28, 2025 09:51 AM (jc0TO)

84 Where pale face and redman

Actually, I think the line is "Where redskin and paleface..."

Notice the dreaded "r-" word there.

And ponder why nobody would ever, ever name a team "the Palefaces."

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

85 No clickable enlargement. The artist is still alive so it's tough to find large versions that don't have watermarks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2025 09:53 AM (aNraR)

86 Only thing missing is a nice butt. Looks like he needs more work on the glutes.

Gotta have something back there to grab.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 09:53 AM (mT+6a)

87 I thought Cupid had wings...

He needs to drink a Red Bull.

Seriously though, Cupid with wings only arose after conflating the dude with angelic Putto.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 09:53 AM (6/+5Z)

88 You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: sniper at April 28, 2025 09:54 AM (yrbn7)

89 Quite an elaborate ruse on behalf of the artist to get some young male student half-naked in a remote spot. Should'a called the location "Epstein's Bluff."

Posted by: red speck at April 28, 2025 09:54 AM (0Id0S)

90 And sponge,
You have a very grabable butt.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 09:54 AM (mT+6a)

91 Definitely in the running for a Darwin Award.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 28, 2025 09:55 AM (ntko6)

92 86 >>Only thing missing is a nice butt. Looks like he needs more work on the glutes.

Gotta have something back there to grab.


How dare you objectify him like that! This is the *art* thread, for God's sake.

Posted by: red speck at April 28, 2025 09:55 AM (0Id0S)

93 Gotta have something back there to grab.
------------
Seems Nurse is rornery.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 09:55 AM (pZ64F)

94 Sponge and Nurse: Geesh, you two! Get a room already!

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

95 Not gay at all! Well executed for a see my paintings ploy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2025 09:55 AM (u82oZ)

96 He's gorgeous; so lean, so supple. He would make a great companio...err...husband for some lucky lady someday.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at April 28, 2025 09:56 AM (hqOoF)

97 nurse ratched

So your date was a success?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2025 09:56 AM (u82oZ)

98 Gotta have something back there to grab.

That's what my assplug with the handle is for.

Posted by: bow and arrow boy wut skipped leg day at April 28, 2025 09:57 AM (UGyV5)

99 97 nurse ratched

So your date was a success?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Apparently not. She seems to have a lot of....pent-up sexual energy lol.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2025 09:58 AM (JCZqz)

100 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:58 AM (gbOdA)

101 The art...

Yes. That is a landscape and it has a guy shooting arrows at the sky. The title checks out. Other than that...
Meh. Boring.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 28, 2025 09:59 AM (2J/Lj)

102 That's what my assplug with the handle is for.
Posted by: bow and arrow boy wut skipped leg day at April 28, 2025 09:57 AM (UGyV5)

the one with the pony tail was at the groomers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:59 AM (gbOdA)

103 I got willowed. 312 My wife cleaned and detailed my car yesterday. She watched a U-Tube video on how to detail a car. She did a remarkable job. She continues to surprise me.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:00 AM (pZ64F)

104
Careful, Kid - a limerick

There once was an fellow named Wang
Shot an arrow at some high-flying thang
Whoever could have guessed
It just barely missed his chest
So good lord, don't let him try a boomerang

Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2025 10:00 AM (uCfKO)

105 It wasn’t a date! So refreshing to just go and watch a baseball game.

He’s a nice kid and we had a ball. Beautiful evening, too bad we lost, but it was still fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:00 AM (mT+6a)

106 Sequential painting has guy with arrow stuck in his head.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2025 10:01 AM (oXfCm)

107 Went to a town of 332, Lucas Kansas, that is devoted to artists of second careers. I met NotSoThoreau there at the Garden of Eden site. This is a carved limestone log cabin, furnished with repurposed scrap lumber. There are over 200 concrete allegorical figures in a lattice around the house.

We went to a gallery of art with local artists making art inside. Not my style, mostly, but interesting. The one piece of art that really captured my attention was a picture of 3 Easter Island Moai perched on a Kansas hill. As they were made of fiberglass, the Kansas weather tore them apart quickly, but it was a striking image.

Lucas has a stand-alone public bathroom covered in mosaics, stones, and other art objects. It would not be out of place in a mind-bending drug-induced design contest in California. But a good concept, carried off with brio.

We then had a lunch in the local art cooperatives store, with a two table lunch counter sandwiched into the store. Their website is SwitchgrassCoop.com.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2025 10:01 AM (u82oZ)

108 "Stupid is as stupid does."

Posted by: Homer Stokes at April 28, 2025 10:01 AM (LPS7w)

109 102 That's what my assplug with the handle is for.
Posted by: bow and arrow boy wut skipped leg day at April 28, 2025 09:57 AM (UGyV5)

the one with the pony tail was at the groomers.
Posted by: rhennigantx

"Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?"

Posted by: Sam Brinton in The Terminator at April 28, 2025 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

110 On the scene but just out of view in this picture:

Steve Martin.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2025 10:01 AM (P4xXr)

111 /sockoff
*sigh*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:02 AM (LPS7w)

112 Pudinhead

See my response at the end of J.J.'s thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2025 10:02 AM (u82oZ)

113 I shot an arrow in the air
It fell to earth I knew not where
It nearly hit me, quite a scare
I nearly crapped my underwear

Burma Shave

Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2025 10:03 AM (uCfKO)

114 Sponge and Nurse: Geesh, you two! Get a room already!
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)



Gladly!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

115 112 Pudinhead

See my response at the end of J.J.'s thread.
------------------
Imma pretty sure it is True Love. I got lucky.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:04 AM (pZ64F)

116 Look how much the art thread can decline in just one week.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2025 10:04 AM (1bNHn)

117 You gots to know when to shoot them,
know when to hold them,
know when to duck,
and know when to run.

Posted by: Kenny Rogers, The Archer at April 28, 2025 10:06 AM (Aqu9a)

118 >> Is that an Arrow shirt tied around his waist?

Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2025 09:41 AM

He bought it at Target.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2025 10:06 AM (n2swS)

119 I thought Cupid had wings...
Posted by: Just got here


7-11 was out of Red Bull.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2025 10:06 AM (9/IXG)

120 nurse ratched

Except for life experience and maturity, there is something to be said for younger men. According to a former neighbor.

She has a house husband, a new boyfriend, and she just kicked out of the house a 50 year old living with her.

She is 92, dedicated to checking the sexually active box in a wellness visit form, and a rabid Democrat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2025 10:07 AM (u82oZ)

121 Imma pretty sure it is True Love. I got lucky.
Posted by: Pudinhead

The only time I ever changed a tire was for my future wife when her car got a flat. In the rain.

It was outside of her office. Her co-workers voted to give me the "Best Boyfriend" award.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

122 It was at that moment , , , Cupid knew . . . he fcked up . . .

Posted by: Ned Reid at April 28, 2025 10:09 AM (iI/vr)

123 The Independent: Fewer Americans are moving to Florida and Texas, new report claims. Fewer Americans are moving to Florida and Texas, new data has shown, as higher cost of living, economic uncertainty and increasing risk of natural disasters causes concern.

Canadians are selling their snowbird condos in Florida. Arizona too from what I've read. If i was Canadian i wouldn't give the US a cent.

Wait till all the doctors move out of those states and the hospitals close. Why a young woman would live in either of those states is beyond me.

Liberal Floridian women I know are either trying to find a way out of the state economically, or trying to find safe industries/jobs in which to work to stay in FL for their families/kids/aging parents. Most are absolutely miserable and loathe DeSantis, Republicans, Florida, and rich white males.

Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.

I would rather live in any state with freezing-cold weather, than in any state ruled by nazi-wannabees with freezing-cold hearts

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2025 10:09 AM (JCZqz)

124 Beautiful painting but static. I note that the artist's work is very hard-edged, which robs it of a certain realism. My mentor taught me to always soften edges and that hard edges on humans were "the mark of an amateur." Bodies in nature always have slightly rounded edges, it's what gives them depth. Still, it's quite lovely.

Posted by: tankascribe at April 28, 2025 10:09 AM (NtoJk)

125 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The deer just off canvas is thinking "This dude is a rookie."
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2025 10:09 AM (W/lyH)

126 She has a house husband, a new boyfriend, and she just kicked out of the house a 50 year old living with her.

She is 92, dedicated to checking the sexually active box in a wellness visit form, and a rabid Democrat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

How are her boobs?

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

127 So I know poles are for strippers. But what the fuck happened last week? Even Trump friendly pollsters like Rasmussen and RMG have him making a sudden turn downwards in approval.

And during a week when stonks had a very good run. So it can’t be just tariffs. Is the general public starting to side with the Maryland Men of the world? Or Harvard? Or fedgov workers?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:09 AM (XXK+d)

128 P.S. -- That bow is a toy.

Posted by: tankascribe at April 28, 2025 10:10 AM (NtoJk)

129 Bulg

Not sure, but guessing smaller with no gravity problems.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2025 10:10 AM (u82oZ)

130
Wait till all the doctors move out of those states and the hospitals close. Why a young woman would live in either of those states is beyond me.



Well, stupid whores can move to Cali and enjoy murdering babies to their heart's content.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

131 Most are absolutely miserable and loathe DeSantis, Republicans, Florida, and rich white males.



Miami is like 60% Hispanic, lol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:11 AM (XXK+d)

132 Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.


Welcome to conservatism.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

133 123 Liberal Floridian women I know are either trying to find a way out of the state economically, or trying to find safe industries/jobs in which to work to stay in FL for their families/kids/aging parents. Most are absolutely miserable and loathe DeSantis, Republicans, Florida, and rich white males.

Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2025 10:09 AM (JCZqz)

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FL is now as deep red as Oklahoma.

I can't wait to hear about the $100 million investment Democrats make against Byron Daniels in the governor's race and Daniels wins by 12.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

134 114 Sponge and Nurse: Geesh, you two! Get a room already!
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

Gladly!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

"...a boy is going to Milan with a beautiful, older woman. Quick, call the FBI!"

Posted by: South Park Detectives at April 28, 2025 10:12 AM (JCZqz)

135
When an Arrow Hits Your Eye As Ir Falls From the Sky

There once was an archer named Joray
Who went on an archery foray
His arrow hit the body
of the neighborhood jihadi
I guess you could say "That's a Moor, eh?"

Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2025 10:13 AM (uCfKO)

136 muldoon

Bravo!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2025 10:14 AM (u82oZ)

137 Plenty of right wing people complain about living in California. So yeah leftists in FL are entitled to some bitching.

But holy fuck these people are broken. The women are terrorized? By whom? How? Economically demonized? What the fuck does that even mean. They just throw around words.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:14 AM (XXK+d)

138 Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2025 10:13 AM (uCfKO)


Best hash ever........

"You can F*CK OFF"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

139 I guess you could say "That's a Moor, eh?"
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2025 10:13 AM (uCfKO)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2025 10:15 AM (Aqu9a)

140 Predator: Badlands.

Michelle Obama as Predator.

IMDB.

IMDb.com

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2025 10:15 AM (9/IXG)

141 willowed
310
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 09:31 AM (6/+5Z)
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Chelsea Clinton is the Kardashian of Kardashians, famous for being nothing except related to someone who IS famous notorious.

FIFY

Posted by: Ciampino - kick those hairy asses at April 28, 2025 10:16 AM (sPQoU)

142 Golf clap.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Why do so many commenters here get the clap while playing golf? Just what ARE they doing out on the links?

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

143 Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.

If I were a suspicious man I might suspect that either none of this actually happened or that there are plot elements left out of this summary.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2025 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

144 140 Predator: Badlands.

Michelle Obama as Predator.

IMDB.

IMDb.com
Posted by: rickb223

Phew. I heard they were considering me for a part in the franchise..."To Catch a Predator" or something?

Posted by: Tim Walz at April 28, 2025 10:17 AM (JCZqz)

145 143 Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.

If I were a suspicious man I might suspect that either none of this actually happened or that there are plot elements left out of this summary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2025 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

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"A guy in a MAGA cap held the door open for me at the store. I cried."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:17 AM (GBKbO)

146 You people should be nicer to Chelsea Clinton. After all, you paid for her wedding and home.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:18 AM (viF8m)

147 I wonder how many people were killed by falling flak during WWII. And if anyone was unlucky enough to get hit by a falling drop tank.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 28, 2025 09:48 AM (UBKzV)
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I read a study done years ago that said about 7% of all non-bombing civilian casualties in WW2 were caused by things falling out of the sky. Airplanes, drop tanks, and lots of bullets.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2025 10:18 AM (W/lyH)

148 @123 Sounds like good news, new propertiea to become available soon in a super tight Florida real estate market. New owners should sanitize the properties of commie cooties before moving in.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:18 AM (LPS7w)

149 She has a house husband, a new boyfriend, and she just kicked out of the house a 50 year old living with her.

She is 92, dedicated to checking the sexually active box in a wellness visit form, and a rabid Democrat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

How are her boobs?
Posted by: Bulg


Floor dusters.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2025 10:18 AM (9/IXG)

150 146 You people should be nicer to Chelsea Clinton. After all, you paid for her wedding and home.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:18 AM (viF8m)

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This is like the mob paying for the Joker's purple suit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

151 You people should be nicer to Chelsea Clinton. After all, you paid for her wedding and home.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:18 AM (viF8m)



Well, we should take possession of that home, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

152 I read a study done years ago that said about 7% of all non-bombing civilian casualties in WW2 were caused by things falling out of the sky. Airplanes, drop tanks, and lots of bullets.
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't forget the crashing foo fighters...

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

153 > Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.
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So... sort like being a conservative in... say... Maryland?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2025 10:19 AM (Q4IgG)

154 Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.

Needs more vocal fry.

Normally, this kind of monologue is filmed in the driver's seat and delivered on TikTok.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2025 10:20 AM (UGyV5)

155 Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:00 AM (pZ64F)

That's a good woman right there.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2025 10:20 AM (yrbn7)

156 Don't forget the crashing foo fighters...
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:19 AM (77rzZ)



They've had, like, 2 good songs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

157 145 143 Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.

If I were a suspicious man I might suspect that either none of this actually happened or that there are plot elements left out of this summary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2025 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

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"A guy in a MAGA cap held the door open for me at the store. I cried."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:17 AM (GBKbO)
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I guess red caps... *puts on sunglasses* are like red matador capes to bulls *yeaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:21 AM (LPS7w)

158 Wow. I love the light in this piece. Excellent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2025 10:21 AM (PSEDc)

159 135
When an Arrow Hits Your Eye As Ir Falls From the Sky

I guess you could say "That's a Moor, eh?"

Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2025 10:13 AM (uCfKO)
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No fez?

(watching too many Mornish Sovereign Citizens).

Posted by: Ciampino - kick those hairy inbred asses at April 28, 2025 10:22 AM (sPQoU)

160 154 Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.

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Slandered. Libeled. She heard words she never heard in the Bible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2025 10:22 AM (hY4dx)

161 157 I guess red caps... *puts on sunglasses* are like red matador capes to bulls *yeaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!*
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:21 AM (LPS7w)

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I was on a cruise all last week.

Dude with a red MAGA cap a few days.

No incidents.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

162 When I first saw this, I thought it was a Michael Wheland illustration., until I looked at the caption

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:23 AM (D7oie)

163 Chelsea Clinton is the Kardashian of Kardashians, famous for being nothing except related to someone who IS famous notorious.
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Chelsea is heir to the Clinton fortune. It is sizeable.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:24 AM (pZ64F)

164 If life is truly so hellish in FL, just leave. Think how deluded these DU people are. You are literally being terrorized. Your life is in danger. But you stick around because the weather is nice? DeSantis has been governor for 7 years. What the fuck are they waiting for?

It’s all so absurd. But they just keep going with it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:24 AM (XXK+d)

165 'He' looks like SUCH a sissyboy ...

Posted by: Dr_No at April 28, 2025 10:24 AM (ayRl+)

166 I shot an arrow into the air,
where it fell I know not where.
Posted by: Archer with an arrow thru his skull at April 28, 2025 09:32 AM (Aqu9a)


I shot an arrow into the air,
And now my brother can't part his hair

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:24 AM (D7oie)

167 127 So I know poles are for strippers. But what the fuck happened last week? Even Trump friendly pollsters like Rasmussen and RMG have him making a sudden turn downwards in approval.

And during a week when stonks had a very good run. So it can’t be just tariffs. Is the general public starting to side with the Maryland Men of the world? Or Harvard? Or fedgov workers?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Sampling.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:24 AM (ctrM5)

168 At least Chelsea's skin seems to have cleared up. Or she's using better makeup.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

169 I was on a cruise all last week.

Dude with a red MAGA cap a few days.

No incidents.

Weird, huh?
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Look who's back! Where did you cruise?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:25 AM (pZ64F)

170 @163 Sounds like it was a big beautiful.cruise, like I'd never seen before.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:25 AM (LPS7w)

171 Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.


My BS meter just pegged.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2025 10:25 AM (W/lyH)

172 167 Sampling.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:24 AM (ctrM5)

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Response bias.

Watching polls now is so unbelievably stupid.

"Well, this pollster was kind of accurate in their final poll in 2024! Only off by like...5 points."

"Yeah, but how were their random polls in June, or February, or April?"

"Why does that matter?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

173 143 Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.

If I were a suspicious man I might suspect that either none of this actually happened or that there are plot elements left out of this summary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to go through life. D. Wormer.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:26 AM (ctrM5)

174 Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was.
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A "vocal liberal woman". Uh-huh. What a rare and dangerous sighting.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2025 10:26 AM (yrbn7)

175 His arrow hit the body
of the neighborhood jihadi
I guess you could say "That's a Moor, eh?"

Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2025 10:13 AM (uCfKO)
-

Now substitute the neighbor with a Chinese golfer.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2025 10:26 AM (qFAfu)

176 At least we know a pollster would never lie or mislead.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2025 10:27 AM (yrbn7)

177 "Yeah, but how were their random polls in June, or February, or April?"

"Why does that matter?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Media talking points trying to turn polling reports into a self licking ice cream cone.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:27 AM (ctrM5)

178 169 Look who's back! Where did you cruise?
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:25 AM (pZ64F)

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Western Caribbean. Ported at Cazumel (amusement park Mexico), Grand Cayman, Jamaica, and the cruise line's private island.

We had a good time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:27 AM (GBKbO)

179 The art today? Gay.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2025 10:27 AM (g8Ew8)

180 That Lockheed Firefly launch is scrubbed.
Next launch TODAY

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 11-9
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 28, 2025 (PDT)
Launch Time: 1:39 p.m. PDT - 2039 UTC, 22:39 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/bgs5mq7juGY



Posted by: Ciampino - busy day in Space at April 28, 2025 10:27 AM (sPQoU)

181 174

A "vocal liberal woman". Uh-huh. What a rare and dangerous sighting.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2025 10:26 AM (yrbn7)

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Yeah, you never see those on Facebook.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:27 AM (LPS7w)

182 176 At least we know a pollster would never lie or mislead.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2025 10:27 AM (yrbn7)

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Pollsters should be graded on a random sampling of their polls, explicitly excluding their final polls, not their final polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (GBKbO)

183 177 Media talking points trying to turn polling reports into a self licking ice cream cone.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:27 AM (ctrM5)

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Content for clicks.

Don't click.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (GBKbO)

184 In my red-ish area I see tons of cars with leftist bumper stickers. Not just a single Vote Blue sticker or whatever. But the entire back is festooned with every leftist talking point. Weirdly I’ve never heard of one being set on fire.

Teslas meanwhile…

But is those right wingers who terrorize poor liberals man!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (XXK+d)

185 168 At least Chelsea's skin seems to have cleared up. Or she's using better makeup.
Posted by: Bulg
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When your dad is Webb Hubbell and mom is Killary, there is only so much that can be done in reconstructive work. Plastic surgeons have not figured out how to put a new head on people yet.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (ctrM5)

186 Morning day walkers. Any thoughts on Canadian elections? Will they go for the hard socialist, socialist, socialist light or just barely socialist?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (2NHgQ)

187 Kid with the bow is named Dickerus. He's really pissed that his brother Icarus got a set of wings and he didn't. Pissed at his 'ol man too for giving him a shitty name.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (W/lyH)

188 Western Caribbean. Ported at Cazumel (amusement park Mexico), Grand Cayman, Jamaica, and the cruise line's private island.

We had a good time.
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Cool. We did Jamaica for Christmas a while back. It was fun being fenced in. I think they water down the rum.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (pZ64F)

189 My Dad's uncle lost an eye in childhood by an arrow shot by his older brother.

Posted by: Not A Crossbow at April 28, 2025 10:29 AM (G5+As)

190 OK but is Rasmussen and RMG part of the “bad polls for clicks” media plan?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:29 AM (XXK+d)

191 Content for clicks.

Don't click.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I don't. I wait for some poor soul to start commenting about them here before swooping in for the kill. Nasty of me, I suppose.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:29 AM (ctrM5)

192 188 Cool. We did Jamaica for Christmas a while back. It was fun being fenced in. I think they water down the rum.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (pZ64F)

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Just Dolley and I got off the boat in Jamaica, and we only went to the shopping area right outside the boat.

We'd done something in Jamaica a few years ago, so we've seen a sliver of the real island. Crime has seemingly vastly increased since.

Did buy some rum, though. And hot sauce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

193 All around boring.

Posted by: Joe at April 28, 2025 10:30 AM (Uy/WF)

194 But is those right wingers who terrorize poor liberals man!!
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We just point and laugh. NOVA still has folks sporting Biden for Prez and Ukrainian Flags.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:30 AM (pZ64F)

195 190 OK but is Rasmussen and RMG part of the “bad polls for clicks” media plan?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:29 AM (XXK+d)

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Still subject to response bias.

Also, it literally doesn't fucking matter, dumbass.

Trump isn't running for re-election. There's no election for 18 months. The economy now won't be the economy in 18 months.

What possible purpose does a poll now serve?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

196 OK but is Rasmussen and RMG part of the “bad polls for clicks” media plan?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:29 AM (XXK+d)

It's really hard to tell. Trends are interesting but polls, good or bad, are essentially useless. I don't trust any polls nor any studies. I barely trust my own eyes. I would rather miss some good information somewhere than be manipulated by the cacophony of bad.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2025 10:31 AM (yrbn7)

197 > A "vocal liberal woman".
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Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2025 10:31 AM (Q4IgG)

198 188 Western Caribbean. Ported at Cazumel (amusement park Mexico), Grand Cayman, Jamaica, and the cruise line's private island.

We had a good time.
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Cool. We did Jamaica for Christmas a while back. It was fun being fenced in. I think they water down the rum.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (pZ64F)
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Wat watered down rum = grog. Must be going for the "ships of wood, men of iron" experience.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:32 AM (LPS7w)

199 174 Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was




Hahahahahaha!

Try being conservative and living in Seattle. I bet she’s never even been sneered at.

Politics and lunatics aside, I love where I live. Life is too short to hate your environment.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:32 AM (BVcPt)

200 I like cruises. But the ports of call are almost irrelevant. No matter where it is, you spend a few hours there and it’s all tourist shit anyway. They’re interchangeable.

Eating and drinking to excess is the real fun part.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:32 AM (XXK+d)

201 Just Dolley and I got off the boat in Jamaica, and we only went to the shopping area right outside the boat.
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So you went to the Lookey Lookey shops and bought some Tee Shirts, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:32 AM (pZ64F)

202 He shot an arrow into the air
Where it lands he knows not

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Case at April 28, 2025 10:32 AM (OrSPY)

203 Morning day walkers. Any thoughts on Canadian elections? Will they go for the hard socialist, socialist, socialist light or just barely socialist?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (2NHgQ)


Vivafrei says that if Carney gets a majority government the US should invade

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:32 AM (D7oie)

204 Eating and drinking to excess is the real fun part.
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Then you sit in the Butt Soup Tub with strangers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:33 AM (pZ64F)

205 What possible purpose does a poll now serve?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:31 AM (GBKbO)


Test run for later.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2025 10:33 AM (W/lyH)

206 Did buy some rum, though. And hot sauce.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)


Planning on running for office?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2025 10:33 AM (ExV1e)

207 Just Dolley and I got off the boat in Jamaica, and we only went to the shopping area right outside the boat.

How did you deal with the intolerably hot Jamaican sun?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:34 AM (D7oie)

208 That's where that fjorden arrow came from!

Posted by: Former adventurer with a limp at April 28, 2025 10:34 AM (/6GbT)

209 Is Alberta splitting off is Liberlas win a real possibility or just fantasy talk?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:34 AM (XXK+d)

210 190 OK but is Rasmussen and RMG part of the “bad polls for clicks” media plan?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Donald, to be nice, there is such a phenomenon known as seasonal issues in sampling as in better weather means a greater Dem sampling than GOP. GOP is out doing things as married people with kids skew toward the GOP. Shut ins and singles skew a bit (depends on gender) toward Dems.

So, typically the GOP polls worse during late spring and summer months than the Dems and then magically the polls unf*ck themselves in Sept.

To be even more nice, pollsters wanting on TV to pimp their services rarely if ever talk about their sampling techniques and their problems in taking that particular frame for a poll. To be controversial means screen time with media; to be boringly consistent, no screen time.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:34 AM (ctrM5)

211 Poor muzzle control!

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2025 10:34 AM (BRbRM)

212 207 How did you deal with the intolerably hot Jamaican sun?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:34 AM (D7oie)

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Walking into my air conditioned hotel on a keel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

213 Hahahahahaha!

Try being conservative and living in Seattle. I bet she’s never even been sneered at.

Politics and lunatics aside, I love where I live. Life is too short to hate your environment.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:32 AM (BVcPt)
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This.
Wear a MAGA hat in any big city and see what happens. Florida woman (if she's real) needs to grow up.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2025 10:35 AM (W/lyH)

214 Then you sit in the Butt Soup Tub with strangers.

-


Mmmmm, tell me more.
/ Pete BootyJudge

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:35 AM (XXK+d)

215 A "vocal liberal woman".
___

She has the right to remain silent, but not the ability.
-Ron White (paraphrased)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2025 10:35 AM (Dv3i1)

216 I like cruises. But the ports of call are almost irrelevant. No matter where it is, you spend a few hours there and it’s all tourist shit anyway. They’re interchangeable.

Eating and drinking to excess is the real fun part.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 28, 2025 10:32 AM (XXK+d)


I've been on a number of cruises and they, mostly, sucked. No real scenery, no alcohol at all, and now bikini babes.

That recruiter has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2025 10:35 AM (ExV1e)

217 I have never been on a cruise. The only place I would want to go on a cruise to would be Alaska.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

218 What possible purpose does a poll now serve?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You know that one. Media coverage. Polling and media have a codependency.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:35 AM (ctrM5)

219 Did buy some rum, though. And hot sauce.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

Planning on running for office?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2025 10:33 AM (ExV1e)

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Then he would have bought a purse as well.

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2025 10:36 AM (BRbRM)

220 >>It's really hard to tell.

A helpful way of understanding pollsters is past results. Rasmussen has been very accurate over the years. The media polls not so much. Most of them had Harris beating Trump last November. Rasmussen was one of the few that accurately projected a Trump win.

Trump is doing fine. This is just the garbage media trying to cause controversy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:36 AM (viF8m)

221 143 "Living in FL as a vocal liberal woman means you are bullied, antagonized, ostracized, terrorized, and economically demonized into silence and compliance, if not outwardly assaulted like I was."

If I were a suspicious man I might suspect that either none of this actually happened or that there are plot elements left out of this summary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2025 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

I think it sounds hilarious and justified. #IWantToBelieve

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 28, 2025 10:36 AM (xcxpd)

222 218 What possible purpose does a poll now serve?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You know that one. Media coverage. Polling and media have a codependency.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:35 AM (ctrM5)

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Also, polling firms don't do anything else. Their political polls get the most coverage, the most clicks. It justifies subscriptions or whatever.

So, they just keep doing them even if there is literally no point to them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

223 53 How far do you lead a blimp?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2025 09:42 AM (gbOdA)
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How far is the watering-hole? ..... and he's not fat!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - busy day in Space - another at April 28, 2025 10:37 AM (sPQoU)

224 Then he would have bought a purse as well.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2025 10:36 AM (BRbRM)


I figured he was issued a "messenger bag" when he became a COB.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2025 10:37 AM (ExV1e)

225 What's more, Trump is going to go through a 1981 period where things don't look so great. When the boom starts he and Republicans will get all the credit. Which they will squander because they are cowards and communists.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2025 10:37 AM (yrbn7)

226 224 Then he would have bought a purse as well.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2025 10:36 AM (BRbRM)

I figured he was issued a "messenger bag" when he became a COB.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2025 10:37 AM (ExV1e)

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It's not a man purse. It's a satchel. Like Indiana Jones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:37 AM (GBKbO)

227 When your dad is Webb Hubbell and mom is Killary, there is only so much that can be done in reconstructive work. Plastic surgeons have not figured out how to put a new head on people yet.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:28 AM (ctrM5)


Tren de Aragua, Sinaloa, and Clan de Golfo are all experimenting on this technique I think

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:37 AM (D7oie)

228 He's playing lawn darts- the most dangerous game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 10:37 AM (bss/y)

229 It's not a man purse. It's a satchel. Like Indiana Jones.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:37 AM (GBKbO)


It is a MUSETTE BAG!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:38 AM (D7oie)

230 In my red-ish area I see tons of cars with leftist bumper stickers. Not just a single Vote Blue sticker or whatever. But the entire back is festooned with every leftist talking point.
_________

Degree of leftism is directly proportional to number of bumper stickers.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 28, 2025 10:38 AM (UBKzV)

231 I did win a trivia.

Teamed up with another couple. We put our heads together to win.

It was movie quotes.

I got 14 right answers. The other couple got 2 right I didn't know.

It was a team effort.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

232 I see the Rasmussen poll(s) being mentioned here. So:

Mark Mitchell, Rasmussen Reports
@honestpollster
11h

OK, here's the most important takeaway from all of my posts today:

TRUMP APPROVAL DROP IS A PSYOP

> His policies are popular and will remain popular.
> Biden was a failed president
> Trump is polling (mostly) like Obama

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2025 10:38 AM (qFAfu)

233 This.
Wear a MAGA hat in any big city and see what happens. Florida woman (if she's real) needs to grow up.
Posted by: Diogenes


I wouldn’t dare. Nope. Even when I’m carrying. Especially when I’m carrying. Nope nope nope.

And I’m ok with that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:38 AM (BVcPt)

234 Did buy some rum, though. And hot sauce.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Now yer talking

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 28, 2025 10:39 AM (5hfjS)

235 DataRepublican on X -

On July 9, 2014, an email to Hunter Biden floated the idea of Burisma becoming a "partner" with USAID.

By October 25, just over three months later, Burisma had secured a role in the USAID Municipal Energy Reform Project in Ukraine. Hunter received a thank-you in an email.

USAID would ultimately allocate $16.5 million to this project.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2025 10:39 AM (Dv3i1)

236 This.
Wear a MAGA hat in any big city and see what happens. Florida woman (if she's real) needs to grow up.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2025 10:35 AM (W/lyH

In all seriousness, she was probably part of the "punch a Nazi," "hate speech should be outlawed," "you should lose your job for opinions I don't like" crowd only yesteryear and likely has moved on to "destroy Teslas" and "assassinate healthcare CEOs." But sure. She's being terrorized.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2025 10:40 AM (UGyV5)

237 I like cruises. But the ports of call are almost irrelevant. No matter where it is, you spend a few hours there and it’s all tourist shit anyway. They’re interchangeable.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

My wife went on a cruise with her parents when she was young. They stopped at frickin' Haiti, and they actually went ashore and took a tour in a taxi. The taxi got a flat tire, and some kid with a distended belly rolled a new tire up to the taxi with a stick. This was during the Baby Doc years. My wife has never forgotten the sight of that kid.

THAT was not an interchangeable port of call.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

238 It was movie quotes.

I got 14 right answers. The other couple got 2 right I didn't know.

It was a team effort.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

Your avocation is opining about movies, dude. I hope you won.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 10:40 AM (bss/y)

239 238 Your avocation is opining about movies, dude. I hope you won.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 10:40 AM (bss/y)

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I was most proud of getting this one:

"Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!"

I thought everyone would get this one, though, and I was the only one:

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

240 It's really hard to tell. Trends are interesting but polls, good or bad, are essentially useless. I don't trust any polls nor any studies. I barely trust my own eyes. I would rather miss some good information somewhere than be manipulated by the cacophony of bad.
Posted by: ...

Unless a poll discloses all its crosstabs, it is worse than useless. Even then, you run into problems if the sampling is not geographically uniform aka if I want to skew a sample even with an apparent correct national partisan breakdown, all I have to do is poll GOPe heavy zip codes for the GOP sample and no one is ever the wiser.

I do, however, think the slo motion GOP Congress needs to quit recessing and get to legislating. They have about 8 months left to pass the reconciliation package, do any rescission bills of the CR for FY 2025, and smack the judiciary's pee pee with a legislative gavel. Plus wave through a bunch of Trump nominees to replace 'acting' agency heads like the IRS.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:42 AM (ctrM5)

241 FWIW, Indiana Jones carries a gas mask bag. I forget which model.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:42 AM (D7oie)

242 I did win a trivia.

Teamed up with another couple. We put our heads together to win.

It was movie quotes.

I got 14 right answers. The other couple got 2 right I didn't know.

It was a team effort.

==

kinda like paying taxes !

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2025 10:42 AM (g47mK)

243 I watched an episode of America's Favorite Food yesterday. It was about the Tootsie Roll and who invented it. This guy invented Jello, too, but the firm fucked it up by calling something weird. Then he invented Tootsie Roll and made the firm a fortune. When he asked to be included in the profits they told him no. So he killed himself.

Remember this when thinking about buying a Tootsie Roll.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:42 AM (pZ64F)

244 >>USAID would ultimately allocate $16.5 million to this project

And at least $50k/month of that money went into Hunter's bank account.

The Clintons were getting paid by USAID. The Bidens were getting paid by USAID. Many, many politicians were getting paid by USAID.

That's why they are squealing so loud.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:42 AM (viF8m)

245 Me and the wife were considering Jamaica for our 25th anniversary in October, but Grok mentioned the crime issue, had to scratch it off the list. I think we're going to the U.S. Virgin Islands instead. We went to Bermuda in March, it was great, I'd go back there but the idea is that we want to go somewhere neither of us have been.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 28, 2025 10:44 AM (2cS/G)

246 157 I guess red caps... *puts on sunglasses* are like red matador capes to bulls *yeaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!*
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:21 AM (LPS7w)
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I thought cattle were colorblind.

Posted by: Ciampino - another busy day in Space at April 28, 2025 10:44 AM (sPQoU)

247 @243 Whatever happened to Jello Pudding Pops? Did the stigma of Cosby kill it. I don't remember when they began disappearing from store freezers, but it seems like decades now.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:45 AM (LPS7w)

248 >>We went to Bermuda in March, it was great, I'd go back there but the idea is that we want to go somewhere neither of us have been.

Bitter End Yacht Club on Virgin Gorda. Trust me.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:45 AM (viF8m)

249 And at least $50k/month of that money went into Hunter's bank account.

The Clintons were getting paid by USAID. The Bidens were getting paid by USAID. Many, many politicians were getting paid by USAID.

That's why they are squealing so loud.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:42 AM (viF8m)

The real question is: did USAID ever do anything actually substantive apart from graft?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 10:45 AM (bss/y)

250 @247 It was meant to be bad joke.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:45 AM (LPS7w)

251 249 The real question is: did USAID ever do anything actually substantive apart from graft?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 10:45 AM (bss/y)

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They bought bags marked as rice for some pictures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:46 AM (GBKbO)

252 Tren de Aragua, Sinaloa, and Clan de Golfo are all experimenting on this technique I think
Posted by: Kindltot
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Nasty critters that somehow end up with vast Dem sympathy for their evil actions.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:46 AM (ctrM5)

253 It was movie quotes.

I got 14 right answers. The other couple got 2 right I didn't know.

It was a team effort.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You should have applied for a job with Julie, Your Cruise Director. You could be the guy who writes the movie-trivia questions. Permanent cruising as a fringe benefit.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

254 Confusing, as if an model was placed in front of a mural (including the tail end of an arrow) and then photographed. Wouldn't hang the featured art.

Did enjoy reading about the artist (Wikipedia) and looking at more of his body of work. (Still Life with Grape Juice and Sandwiches reminded me of when I came home from school for lunch at about 6 years of age and didn't immediately find my mother in the kitchen.)

Thanks

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2025 10:46 AM (NFX2v)

255 It's not a man purse. It's a satchel. Like Indiana Jones.
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It's a Musette Bag.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:46 AM (pZ64F)

256 Not quivering with delight over this one. Sorry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2025 10:47 AM (8zz6B)

257 37 I'd be happy to check him for ticks when he gets back to the cabin.
Posted by: Barry Soetero

🤣

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2025 10:47 AM (NFX2v)

258 I am enjoying this landscape

Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2025 10:48 AM (dCxaZ)

259 >>The real question is: did USAID ever do anything actually substantive apart from graft?


Sadly, yes. USAID has funded the Biden invasion of 20+ million illegals, it funded the Trump impeachments, it funded Democrat OTV operations, and various mass protests.

It's been very successfully bankrolling Democrat political causes and the overthrow of many institutions.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2025 10:48 AM (KHnV4)

260 Look out!

Los Angeles Times@latimes
Kamala Harris plans scathing critique of Trump in first major speech since leaving office

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 28, 2025 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

261 249 The real question is: did USAID ever do anything actually substantive apart from graft?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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They did what the CIA did not wish to be seen doing when destabilizing governments.

Notice the relative silence of foreign governments while their domestic ngos getting AID money are defunded. Even the university system in friendly nations like Australia was getting paid by AID.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:48 AM (ctrM5)

262 253 You should have applied for a job with Julie, Your Cruise Director. You could be the guy who writes the movie-trivia questions. Permanent cruising as a fringe benefit.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

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One of the entertainment crew was...hilarious.

I think she could have been a stand-up comedian.

I've talked to enough crew to understand the whole situation from their perspective to some degree. Signing contracts for 4.5 months (housekeeping apparently signs for about 9 months). No days off.

Kind of seems like hell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

263 260 Look out!

Los Angeles Times@latimes
Kamala Harris plans scathing critique of Trump in first major speech since leaving office
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 28, 2025 10:48 AM (L/fGl)
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The liquor will be kept in the podium for this one.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:49 AM (LPS7w)

264 Just checked it out, Jack Straw. Sounds perfect, but it's the B.V.I., and I feel like we ruled in favor of the USVI for some reason. I can't remember what it was.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 28, 2025 10:49 AM (2cS/G)

265 >>We went to Bermuda in March, it was great, I'd go back there but the idea is that we want to go somewhere neither of us have been.

Bitter End Yacht Club on Virgin Gorda. Trust me.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:45 AM (viF8m)
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Haven't been since it reopened but the old place was our favorite. Round Hill (Jamaica) is also good, as is Curtain Bluff in Antigua.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2025 10:50 AM (8QiLC)

266 258 I am enjoying this landscape
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2025 10:48 AM (dCxaZ)

Has anyone commented on the 'tying your shirt around your waist' douchebaggery?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 10:50 AM (bss/y)

267 Alternate title:

"Approximately Six Seconds Before a Griffin With an Arrow in Its Ass Flies Down and Beheads the Archer"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2025 10:50 AM (iJfKG)

268 Kamala has memorized a scathing speech on Trump? This is gonna be great!!!

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:50 AM (pZ64F)

269 Willowed:

"While I don't think this is being orchestrated"

It IS being orchestrated at a national level. One little example: Did you notice how, all of a sudden, libraries across America thought Drag Queen Story Hour for children was not just a good idea, but a requirement for open-mindedness?

There is a private Internet that connects ALL libraries with schools, colleges and Universities, and tech and research institutions. In California, this network is called "CENIC". Look it up. Your state has one, too.

Nobody is reporting on it. Nobody even seems to know it exists. It is the central hub for all of this leftist propaganda. It is Journ-o-list on steroids and is aimed directly at our children.

PLEASE look it up.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 28, 2025 10:51 AM (m0WlR)

270 227 Tren de Aragua, Sinaloa, and Clan de Golfo are all experimenting on this technique I think

club de golfo > clan de golfo

Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2025 10:51 AM (sGtp+)

271 Los Angeles Times@latimes
Kamala Harris plans scathing critique of Trump in first major speech since leaving office
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 28, 2025 10:48 AM (L/fGl)
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Something to look forward to!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2025 10:51 AM (8QiLC)

272 >>Nasty critters that somehow end up with vast Dem sympathy for their evil actions.

One sign of an imperial government is that it does what it wishes with whole populations. It can shift some here; move some there. It can deport some there; import some here. Who will say “No” when facing armed might? Authoritarian governments can pretty much do what they wish to do.


The motives behind moving whole populations via executive fiat break down into two main categories.

One is to prevent revolution and unrest by moving and quarantining what are considered indigestible peoples in order to weaken their resistance to the powers that be. . .
But there is a second reason for moving people around, and that is to foster revolution by actively promoting unrest. The goal is to achieve “fundamental transformation” of a country by tearing down existing structures, replacing them with a new order of government. . . .

Old, but prescient: https://tinyurl.com/yb27mrcv

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2025 10:51 AM (KHnV4)

273 It was a team effort.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:38 AM (GBKbO)



"It takes a village."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

274 Los Angeles Times@latimes
Kamala Harris plans scathing critique of Trump in first major speech since leaving office
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 28, 2025 10:48 AM (L/fGl)
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Todays art work is a metaphor for her speech

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2025 10:52 AM (8QiLC)

275 Cruise ship tip: make sure to understand the layout of the boat before picking your room.

I thought I was getting a great available room when selecting online among those still remaining -- but to our dismay, once on board we discovered that it was right below the main pool and it's deck. So every morning and evening we got to hear the pool chairs being dragged and repositioned all over the deck ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2025 10:52 AM (1v/MJ)

276 We went to Bermuda in March, it was great, I'd go back there but the idea is that we want to go somewhere neither of us have been.

Bitter End Yacht Club on Virgin Gorda. Trust me.
Posted by: JackStraw


Sebastian's on the Beach. Road Town.
Their house made rum can't be beat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2025 10:52 AM (9/IXG)

277 Bitter End Yacht Club on Virgin Gorda. Trust me.
____

Fat Virgin?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2025 10:52 AM (Dv3i1)

278 >>Just checked it out, Jack Straw. Sounds perfect, but it's the B.V.I., and I feel like we ruled in favor of the USVI for some reason. I can't remember what it was.

St John is nice. St Thomas is too overcrowded for my taste. I much prefer the BVI to the US islands but too each their own. Peter Island is also great.

I like quiet islands with lots of outdoor stuff. And rum.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:53 AM (viF8m)

279 It's not a man purse. It's a satchel. Like Indiana Jones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:37 AM (GBKbO)
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Yeh. Sure.

https://youtu.be/YumMeQ2lR3o

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2025 10:54 AM (qFAfu)

280 Perhaps the BVI will get another look.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 28, 2025 10:54 AM (2cS/G)

281 >>Fat Virgin?

She's just big boned.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:54 AM (viF8m)

282 It's not a man purse. It's a satchel. Like Indiana Jones.
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It's a Musette Bag.
Posted by: Pudinhead


J Crew Messenger Bag with included butt plug.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2025 10:55 AM (9/IXG)

283 It's European.

Posted by: Obligatory at April 28, 2025 10:55 AM (i0F8b)

284 Remember this when thinking about buying a Tootsie Roll.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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The guy should have left the company and financed/made his own confections or then sell out after demonstrating concept worked.

Unless you contract with the company otherwise, as J. M. Browning did, then they own anything you come up with on a corporate payroll and facility. Depending on the language and the state, it may cover any outside activity off hours.

Contracts are where the innocents get shorn on their wool if they don't have their own contract attorney. Want to monetize your idea, leave the company, wait a bit, then create it. Don't create it on corporate time and dime.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 10:55 AM (ctrM5)

285 53 How far do you lead a blimp?

not as far as some have led a zeppelin

Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2025 10:55 AM (sGtp+)

286 @276
"Road Town," is that near "Bullet Farm?" Sounds post-apocalyptic.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:56 AM (LPS7w)

287 286 @276
"Road Town," is that near "Bullet Farm?" Sounds post-apocalyptic.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 10:56 AM (LPS7w)

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Just beyond Gas Town. Which has gone to shit ever since Dementus took over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at April 28, 2025 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

288 Los Angeles Times@latimes
Kamala Harris plans scathing critique of Trump in first major speech since leaving office
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 28, 2025 10:48 AM (L/fGl)
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Todays art work is a metaphor for her speech
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2025 10:52 AM (8QiLC)

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"The significance of the passage of the arrow of time relative to gravity, right? The significance of the passage of the arrow of time relative to gravity. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of the arrow of time relative to gravity ... there is such great significance to the passage of the arrow of time relative to gravity."

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2025 10:56 AM (+RVtD)

289 >>Haven't been since it reopened but the old place was our favorite.

I haven't either. I came this close to living on Gorda during my misspent youth.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2025 10:56 AM (viF8m)

290 276 Sebastian's on the Beach. Road Town.
Their house made rum can't be beat.


water made wine > house made rum

Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2025 10:56 AM (sGtp+)

291 >>TRUMP APPROVAL DROP IS A PSYOP

Duh.

Step 1: 100 days in a row since Trump sworn in: "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" Ignore any success because -- LOOK! -- the sky is falling!

Step 2: Do a poll to see how many Americans now believe the sky is falling.

Step 3: Declare with great seriousness that Trump is a failure because he has not yet stopped the sky from falling, and worse, he really needs to do a better job at communication his plans and policy for stopping the sky from falling yada yada yada.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2025 10:57 AM (KHnV4)

292 club de golfo > clan de golfo
Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2025 10:51 AM (sGtp+)


Currently they are starting to ambush police in Northern Colombia.

The problem South America had with communist revolutionaries in the 60's is starting to happen again with narco gangs.
The question is who is funding it and who is turning a blind eye, this time.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:57 AM (D7oie)

293 "Road Town," is that near "Bullet Farm?" Sounds post-apocalyptic.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO


Tortola. BVI.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2025 10:57 AM (9/IXG)

294 "The significance of the passage of the arrow of time relative to gravity, right? The significance of the passage of the arrow of time relative to gravity. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of the arrow of time relative to gravity ... there is such great significance to the passage of the arrow of time relative to gravity."
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2025 10:58 AM (pZ64F)

295 “While I don't think this is being orchestrated”

Could do a whole thread on orchestration of destructive behaviour, activities, and substances. You’re soaking in it.

They have it down to a literal science. One of the problems generally, all the shit they come up with to demoralize, kill, or incapacitate an enemy during war, is deployed on the citizenry, sooner or later. And they have some high tech and low tech methods.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2025 10:58 AM (3hjQC)

296 Good morning! Seems dangerous to shoot an arrow straight up in the air!

We are learning that you can walk even if a leash is attached to your harness. As of this moment, the leash has paralyzed him on the living room rug.

Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:59 AM (p4NUW)

297 Contracts are where the innocents get shorn on their wool if they don't have their own contract attorney. Want to monetize your idea, leave the company, wait a bit, then create it. Don't create it on corporate time and dime.
Posted by: whig

One of the most distasteful assignments I had as a corporate paralegal: An employee died who had a couple of patents, but he had never signed an agreement with the company stipulating that the company owned the patents. So I was tasked with writing a letter to his widow requesting that she transfer those patents to the company.

I did manage to write the letter, but I don't remember how the matter turned out.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

298 Saw "The Accountant 2" yesterday...

A fun, action movie with Ben Dover Affleck in which he puts in a very good acting(!) job.

The story continues from "The Accountant" about a hitman who is a very high functioning autistic guy.

Great action, nice script, excellent direction good acting, very entertaining. It's a movie that just wants to entertain you.

"The Accountant" is now streaming on Max and Prime for "free". If you care to test drive the series before going to the theater.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2025 11:00 AM (iJfKG)

299 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2025 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

300 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

301 Old, but prescient: https://tinyurl.com/yb27mrcv
Posted by: Lizzy
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Long article to say divide and conquer. It is an old, old, strategy but one that usually in the end fails and ends in blood and tears including those thinking that they rule.

Because people are not potatoes and can see what is being done to them and why. They tend to resent that.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2025 11:01 AM (ctrM5)

302 Bwa ha ha, a Cruise to Haiti. In the 70's we took a Thanskgiving cruise to Haiti from Ft. Lauderdale and what a shock it was. We toured Port Au Prince in a taxi too - yikes.

The trip back was very rough and everyone was queasy for the big meal. I regularly get queasy, but for some reason as a pre-teen, I wasn't that time.

In port, the local urchins swam around the cruise ship and American's tossed coins in the water and the kids would catch them and put them in their mouths like chipmunks.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 28, 2025 11:01 AM (Wg6v7)

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Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2025 11:01 AM (LPS7w)

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like you're gigging an eel
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Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2025 11:03 AM (uCfKO)

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Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 11:05 AM (D7oie)

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Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025

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Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 11:09 AM (p4NUW)

307 117 You gots to know when to shoot them,
know when to hold them,
know when to duck,
and know when to run.
Posted by: Kenny Rogers, The Archer at April 28, 2025 10:06 AM (Aqu9a)

More of a duck and cover situation...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2025 11:27 AM (ynpvh)

308 Interesting. The pose, however, is that of a model told to "hold the bow up, like you're shooting the sky". I'm just an amateur, but the pose is NOT what you would look like having just loosed an arrow into the sky. The hand being down was so off-putting I had to comment.

Also: I'd some art from Bo Bartlett, American Realist painter.

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