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Hunter Biden's Lawyers Allege that David Weiss "Reneged" On Their Deal, Strongly Implying That Weiss Did Agree to a Secret Immunity for All Crimes, and Only Withdrew That When the Judge Started Asking Questions
Updated

Whoops! I thought I posted this an hour ago. I even updated it since then.

In other words, Hunter Biden's lawyers allege what everyone knows actually happened, did happen.

Dr. Guy P. Benson, Ph.D. in virology and whatever else is trending on twitter this week:


When Hunter Biden's sweetheart plea deal cratered in open court late last month, the First Son's lawyers appeared to be caught off guard by prosecutors' response to a question posed by the judge. The DOJ was forced to attest that no, the agreement forged with opposing counsel did not shield their client from future charges on matters such as FARA violations. Hunter's stunned attorneys insisted this was not what had been discussed, strongly suggesting that the prosecution had indeed included an even more general future immunity clause into the already-controversial deal.

If that assurance was suddenly off the table -- after the judge asked awkward questions about it -- then the pact was dead, they said. Hunter pleaded not guilty to minimal charges and the proceedings moved toward a trial. A trial for what, though? As longtime federal prosecutor Andy McCarthy has noted on several occasions, prosecutors never obtained a grand jury indictment against Hunter Biden, summarizing their allegations, the evidence gathered, etc. Why not? He suggests the document would have looked awful when compared with the bare-minimum charges actually filed, and that indictment filings would have paused the clock on statutes of limitation expirations. One of the DOJ's preferred pro-defendant tools in this case has been to allow those deadlines to run out on a number of serious felony charges, for no apparent reason other than to assist the supposed target of the investigation. Said target, of course, is the son of the President of the United States, to whom the Justice Department answers.

From the Democrat Party newsletter, the NY Times:

Government lawyers said in court papers on Friday that they and Mr. Biden were at an impasse over plea negotiations and that no agreement had been reached. Under the deal, Mr. Biden would plead guilty to two tax misdemeanors and enroll in the diversion program, which would have allowed him to avert prosecution on a gun charge. But in the filing late Sunday, Mr. Biden rebutted the prosecutors' claim, saying that he had signed the agreement in court last month and that he planned to abide by it...Mr. Clark, in a three-page response to the government's motion to scrap the entire deal, accused Mr. Weiss of deciding to "renege on the previously agreed-upon plea agreement." The part of the deal that included the gun diversion agreement -- which included a broad grant of immunity from prosecution on any possible crimes that have been investigated, including the tax charges -- had been signed by prosecutors and was therefore "binding" and still "in effect," Mr. Clark wrote, along with Mr. Lowell.

The lawyers for the president's son say they'd extracted an exceptionally generous and mild agreement from prosecutors that included "a broad grant" of future immunity on any "possible crimes" that had been investigated, per the New York Times description.

Yes, the deal was made, it just couldn't be made explicit publicly. When the judge pulled the bandage off of that oozing sore, prosecutors lied to her face and claimed that no such deal was made.

Update:

This is interesting: prosecutors don't deny that there were additional promises made to Hunter Biden. They claim only that these promises are "irrelevant" because the deal was never formally entered into.


Techno Fog
@Techno_Fog

The Govt rejects claims from Hunter Biden that they made promises outside the scope of the plea agreement -

Any prior promises to Hunter are "irrelevant" to the plea.

Also: the Diversion Agreement "never took effect"

This is essentially a confession. If your wife accuses you of adultery, if you're innocent of the charge, you don't say "that's irrelevant." You just f*cking say it didn't happen.

"That's irrelevant" means "Yes it's true, but I reject your demands on other grounds."

Posted by: Ace at 06:28 PM




Comments

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1 Huh.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 06:28 PM (ppBhU)

2 Oh nos! Corrupt gov reneged on Hunter's corrupt deal.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 16, 2023 06:29 PM (RQfnU)

3 Doesn't matter if it was an illegal deal. You promised! No take-backs.

Posted by: Hunter Biden's Lawyers at August 16, 2023 06:29 PM (CaJIi)

4 So if weiss "reneged" on the plea deal is him getting appointed a special counsel by merrick garland an attempt to give it another go?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:29 PM (QNSds)

5 So if weiss "reneged" on the plea deal is him getting appointed a special counsel by merrick garland an attempt to give it another go?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:29 PM (QNSds)

Imma go with yes.

Posted by: Catherine at August 16, 2023 06:30 PM (ZSsrh)

6 It was just an illusion of a promised illegal immunity deal.

Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2023 06:30 PM (SYTee)

7 "Update:

This is interesting: prosecutors don't deny that there were additional promises made to Hunter Biden. They claim only that these promises are "irrelevant" because the deal was never formally entered into."


Illegal deals are just that, illegal and not enforceable in any court. That's why the Judge said "oh hell no" this ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:31 PM (QNSds)

8 More huh.

I really got nothing on this one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 06:31 PM (ppBhU)

9 Nothing will happen.
If Hunter spends a single day in jail, I will kiss a fat dog's ass.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 06:31 PM (aH/pT)

10 So if weiss "reneged" on the plea deal is him getting appointed a special counsel by merrick garland an attempt to give it another go?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Imma go with yes.
Posted by: Catherine

Second chances are tight!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 16, 2023 06:32 PM (RQfnU)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 16, 2023 06:32 PM (T4tVD)

12 If your wife accuses you of adultery, if you're innocent of the charge, you don't say "that's irrelevant."

That's been debunked!
You have no evidence!
It's a private family matter!

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2023 06:32 PM (CaJIi)

13 Heh. You said 'reneged'. To neg again.

Posted by: Bevis at August 16, 2023 06:32 PM (J47y1)

14 5 So if weiss "reneged" on the plea deal is him getting appointed a special counsel by merrick garland an attempt to give it another go?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:29 PM (QNSds)

He'll either be found not guilty or get some token punishment so they can say "See no one is above the law so it's perfectly fair to charge trump with 91 felonies and put him in jail for 1000 years."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2023 06:32 PM (bs+z0)

15 Whoops! I thought I posted this an hour ago. I even updated it since then.
.....

That's OK. We were making fun of some half bald lady.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

16 Hunter's plea deal smells like shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2023 06:32 PM (Q4IgG)

17 Also:

||Garland Illegally Appointed Weiss As Special Counsel


When Attorney General Merrick Garland announced that he was appointing David Weiss as special counsel, he failed to mention § 600.3(c) of the Code of Federal Regulations entitled “Qualifications of the Special Counsel.” These qualifications include the following: “The special counsel shall be selected from outside the United States government.” (Emphasis added)

This requirement is the law. The regulations were authorized by Congress under 5 U.S.C. 301, 509, 510, 515-519. The attorney general is the chief law enforcement officer of the United States. It is certainly expected that he would obey the law in its entirety.||

https://tinyurl.com/59pv5b8b
Gatestone Institute

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 06:33 PM (krqg6)

18 " Hunter's plea deal smells like shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer"

Oops. That's me. Forgot the Lume yesterday.

Posted by: Pawl at August 16, 2023 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

19 HUNTER WILL SKATE ON MOST OF THIS SHIT ANYWAY.. tHEY DRAGGED IT OUT BEYOND THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS FOR MOST OF HIS SHENANIGANS!

Shit.. all caps.. not gonna re-type

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 16, 2023 06:34 PM (w/RvR)

20 If Hunter spends a single day in jail, I will kiss a fat dog's ass.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan!

Why you gotta tease like that?

Posted by: Fat Dog's Ass at August 16, 2023 06:34 PM (RQfnU)

21 Shenanigans!

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

22 I almost think there are #twolaws in effect.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 16, 2023 06:34 PM (cMXNt)

23 Does, "Get it in writing," apply to promised immunity plea deals?

Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2023 06:34 PM (SYTee)

24 Why are Hunter's lawyers complaining at all?

Now that Weiss is special counsel, he'll go back to claiming he's investigating and therefore nobody is allowed to see what he's doing. All he has to do is run out the clock until the end of Joe's term, and Joe can pardon Hunter.

So why are the lawyers making noise? To justify their paychecks? They should be quiet and grin so nobody looks at what's going on.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 06:34 PM (V1QHJ)

25 I thought it was the judge that could block the plea deal anyway, so it doesn't matter what the prosecutor agreed to.

But I am just trying to catch up ... the crime family must be stopped, along with the FBI, ... sheesh, most of DC is treasonous/seditious/criminal.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 06:35 PM (Cus5s)

26 What's worse is their absolute pride in their commitment of their crimes

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Delawaren Presidents who shower with daughters at August 16, 2023 06:35 PM (92cxg)

27 Now that Weiss has illegally been appointed SC, he can sit on the evidence and let the clock run out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2023 06:35 PM (D21fT)

28 So if weiss "reneged" on the plea deal is him getting appointed a special counsel by merrick garland an attempt to give it another go?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Imma go with yes.
Posted by: Catherine

Second chances are tight!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth)

Third time's the charm.

Posted by: Mervyn Garlique at August 16, 2023 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

29 I still don't understand how the felony gun charge got packaged with the tax evasion.

Posted by: dantesed at August 16, 2023 06:35 PM (88xKn)

30
||Garland Illegally Appointed Weiss As Special Counsel

That's not a law it's more of a guideline

Posted by: Pirates who say Parle doesn't apply at August 16, 2023 06:35 PM (bs+z0)

31 Face it Hunter, you fucked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Gooberment Lawyers at August 16, 2023 06:35 PM (4I/2K)

32 Hunter might be on a full-day tour of the coming Right Wing camps. Do those count on your bet, Nurse?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 16, 2023 06:35 PM (mNmNo)

33 We should be so lucky, getting a deal like that from the feds

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 16, 2023 06:36 PM (u/nTb)

34 >>> 20 If Hunter spends a single day in jail, I will kiss a fat dog's ass.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan!

Joy Behar's? I suspect she'd like it.

Posted by: LizLem at August 16, 2023 06:36 PM (oHQUz)

35 John Edwards was right - there are two Americas.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2023 06:37 PM (mUgw4)

36 "I still don't understand how the felony gun charge got packaged with the tax evasion.
Posted by: dantesed"

For show.

Posted by: fd at August 16, 2023 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

37 33 We should be so lucky, getting a deal like that from the feds
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 16, 2023 06:36 PM (u/nTb)

"We' get early morning raids and are lucky if they don't shoot us and the dog

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2023 06:37 PM (bs+z0)

38 "He promised, 'just the tip!'"

Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2023 06:37 PM (SYTee)

39 Like any of this will have any consequences. I'm sure McCarthy and Turtle are snickering about the rubes that think ANY Dim will ever be charged with anything.

Posted by: Dingbat at August 16, 2023 06:37 PM (uMtlM)

40 Guess I missed the 5 head.

Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2023 06:38 PM (n2500)

41 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ONLY CHER AND ME ARE ALLOWED TO USE ALL-CAPS AT THE HQ!

Posted by: ben roethlisberger at August 16, 2023 06:39 PM (krqg6)

42 Shenanigans!

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 06:34 PM


That's a serious charge......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGe2WykmRt4

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:39 PM (QNSds)

43 These are not the charges you are looking for.

Posted by: Obi-Wess at August 16, 2023 06:39 PM (wsHtO)

44 Heh. You said 'reneged'. To neg again.

Posted by: Bevis at August 16, 2023 06:32 PM (J47y1)

The Sheriff is reneg... (church bell rings).

Posted by: Frontier Gibberish at August 16, 2023 06:39 PM (4I/2K)

45 Awww, it went from a Stupendous Sweet Deal to a Very Sweet Deal.
That's OK, White Supremacist Deal will save Hunter

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 06:39 PM (MOY79)

46 I still don't understand how the felony gun charge got packaged with the tax evasion.
Posted by: dantesed

You have to try to hide the charges your base *might* care about with the charges that nobody cares about.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 16, 2023 06:39 PM (RQfnU)

47 We should be so lucky, getting a deal like that from the feds
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 16, 2023 06:36 PM (u/nTb)

"We' get early morning raids and are lucky if they don't shoot us and the dog
Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2023 06:37 PM (bs+z0)

And a flashbang tossed into the toddler's playpen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2023 06:40 PM (4I/2K)

48 I still suspect the Judge will give Hunter a Great Sweet Deal

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 06:41 PM (MOY79)

49 So, it was an 'oral agreement'?

Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2023 06:41 PM (SYTee)

50 No Judge is going cut their own throat fighting the Biden Crime Family

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 06:41 PM (MOY79)

51 It's becoming almost a telenovela.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 06:42 PM (RIvkX)

52 Guns, taxes, you people are so uptight!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 16, 2023 06:42 PM (9898c)

53 Appointing Weis to special counsel is to keep him from testifying before congress, nothing more.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2023 06:43 PM (u73oe)

54 So, it was an 'oral agreement'?
Posted by: davidt

Oh, I see. Our side only gets the 'anal agreement', amirite?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 16, 2023 06:43 PM (RQfnU)

55 In my fantasy kingdom, the statute of limitations NEVER runs out on Democrats. If the investigation starts on a Democrat, it's a pause.

Posted by: Iris at August 16, 2023 06:43 PM (n3DL0)

56 >>>"That's irrelevant" means "Yes it's true, but I reject your demands on other grounds."

I think that's called demurrer in law.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 16, 2023 06:43 PM (AmpGx)

57 I've gotta be honest - the Guy Benson thing makes me laugh like an 8 year old boy in a fart contest every time.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 16, 2023 06:43 PM (xaNfJ)

58 It's been low to mid 90 degrees here in Western WA the last few days. Probably 95% of people here don't have A/C in their homes.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 06:43 PM (V1QHJ)

59 That supposed deal was untenable.

Posted by: Weiss at August 16, 2023 06:43 PM (4I/2K)

60 No Judge is going cut their own throat fighting the Biden Crime Family
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 06:41 PM (MOY79)
---
Hmmm. Which is worse to fight against? The Biden crime family? or the Clinton crime family?

Which family has more skeletons in closets? (real or figurative?)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2023 06:44 PM (BpYfr)

61 If someone promised me immunity from future crimes well you had just better watch out, you-know-who-you-are.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

62 The Feds executed Dillinger, Bonnie and Clyde and Weaver over gun charges and locked up Capone forever on tax charges. But everything is okay now.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 16, 2023 06:44 PM (9898c)

63 It's becoming almost a telenovela.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 06:42 PM (RIvkX)

*waits for the big-chested chick to appear*

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2023 06:45 PM (4I/2K)

64 Weavers family.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 16, 2023 06:45 PM (9898c)

65 Talking with a friend about this and we both admitted that we are surprised that Hunter has not OD 'ed yet. Can you imagine the absolute bomb that would cause in this political environment? The Dems would scream the right wing pressure caused it , while the Republicans could argue "we were trying to help the guy"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 16, 2023 06:45 PM (Vnu5T)

66 If Hunter spends a single day in jail, I will kiss a fat dog's ass.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan!
......

If Hunter goes to jail, on that day I will identify as a fat dog and collect my kiss.
BTW, did I tell you my grandson and I saw otter 841 while surfing at Pleasure Point? He was lounging on his back munching on an urchin, or maybe it was some kooks foot.
OK, maybe it was otter 842, he didn't answer to 841.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

67 *waits for the big-chested chick to appear*
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2023 06:45 PM (4I/2K)

*Victoria Nuland has entered the chat*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 06:46 PM (RIvkX)

68 Appointing Weis to special counsel is to keep him from testifying before congress, nothing more.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Shouldn't work. If Constitutionally Congress has the power to investigate and the subpoena, then the Executive should not be able to hide with that kind of obvious sham. It should result in impeachments, but Failure Theater is always at the top of the GOPe marquee.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2023 06:47 PM (IG4Id)

69 No Judge is going cut their own throat fighting the Biden Crime Family
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 06:41 PM


Sorry but that literally just happened with the original plea deal. and last I looked the Judge was still alive.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:47 PM (QNSds)

70 All the other crooks in DC must be cringing over how sloppy the Biden Gang is.

Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2023 06:47 PM (SYTee)

71 The Biden Crime Family has the entire Deep State and Democrats Propaganda Ministry on his side

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 06:48 PM (MOY79)

72 A fifth grade teacher in NY used gender ideology on a 9 year old and confused her so badly she had suicidal thoughts. The lawyers for this girl's family have discovered the morbidly obese goblin has had serious complaints filed against her for years and all the school did is shuffle her around.

https://is.gd/LwpFRg

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 06:48 PM (V1QHJ)

73 *Victoria Nuland has entered the chat*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 06:46 PM (RIvkX)

Strangely enough, all her pictures are strictly from the top of the shoulders up. She must have the body of a potato.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2023 06:49 PM (4I/2K)

74

MALARKEY!

Take that, Rothlesburger.

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2023 06:49 PM (j4U/Z)

75 All the other crooks in DC must be cringing over how sloppy the Biden Gang is.
Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2023 06:47 PM (SYTee)
===
They are marveling in awe of the power of stupid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 06:49 PM (RIvkX)

76 Guess I missed the 5 head.
Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2023 06:38 PM (n2500)
......

Right behind Joe.

https://is.gd/qeZVMe

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

77 If Hunter goes to jail, on that day I will identify as a fat dog and collect my kiss.
BTW, did I tell you my grandson and I saw otter 841 while surfing at Pleasure Point? He was lounging on his back munching on an urchin, or maybe it was some kooks foot.
OK, maybe it was otter 842, he didn't answer to 841.
Posted By: wth


Otter 841 IS A SHE! STOP MISGENDERING HER!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 06:50 PM (+eWyk)

78 Strangely enough, all her pictures are strictly from the top of the shoulders up. She must have the body of a potato.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2023 06:49 PM (4I/2K)
===
She's...matronly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 06:50 PM (RIvkX)

79 41 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ONLY CHER AND ME ARE ALLOWED TO USE ALL-CAPS AT THE HQ!
Posted by: ben roethlisberger



THIS IS WORSE THAN WATERGATE!!!!

Posted by: Carl everything is worse than Watergate Bernstein at August 16, 2023 06:51 PM (sAmhv)

80 Now that Weiss has illegally been appointed SC, he can sit on the evidence and let the clock run out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2023 06:35 PM (D21fT)

-----------

They're not even hiding it anymore. Rubbing our faces in feces is part of the kink.

It's almost as if they're not worried about losing the 2024 "elections" ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 06:51 PM (TsVUb)

81 Otter 841 IS A SHE! STOP MISGENDERING HER!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 06:50 PM (+eWyk)
===
Cher, is that you?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 06:51 PM (RIvkX)

82 What I find fascinating is that the 2024 election will be between a candidate the DOJ is making up charges against, and directing state AG to do the same, against a candidate with documented felonies and treason the DOJ is desperately trying to bury evidence against, and attempting to hide indictments against.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2023 06:51 PM (mUgw4)

83 Right behind Joe.

https://is.gd/qeZVMe
Posted by: wth

She would be helped by some bangs.


Not that kind, perv.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 16, 2023 06:52 PM (RQfnU)

84 "Why are Hunter's lawyers complaining at all?"

Same reason Weiss is now acting tough:

Kabuki theater

In reality every day more charges go over the statute of limitations.

This why we should have an impeachment inquiry, because that was done on purpose and should be punished.

Posted by: Harun at August 16, 2023 06:52 PM (Cg63x)

85 75 All the other crooks in DC must be cringing over how sloppy the Biden Gang is.
Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2023 06:47 PM (SYTee)
===
They are marveling in awe of the power of stupid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho



And they'll get away with it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 16, 2023 06:52 PM (sAmhv)

86 What I find fascinating is that the 2024 election will be between a candidate the DOJ is making up charges against, and directing state AG to do the same, against a candidate with documented felonies and treason the DOJ is desperately trying to bury evidence against, and attempting to hide indictments against.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2023 06:51 PM (mUgw4)
===
All at the behest of Putin!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 06:52 PM (RIvkX)

87 That's irrelevant because I pulled out early-ish.

(also crossed fingers behind back while f'ing other woman who most definitely was not you)

Posted by: cheating husband at August 16, 2023 06:53 PM (xCHCc)

88
-"I would rather 10 guilty men go free, than to punish one innocent man."

= That's crazy; those guilty men will do harm to many more innocents than what you have prevented.

-"OK, so how many innocents are you willing to sacrifice?"

= I am willing to see all of DC nuked to get that bastard Biden and his family.

- So, maybe 3 or 4? A dozen at the outside?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 16, 2023 06:53 PM (O3tnF)

89 wth, holy cow.

Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2023 06:54 PM (n2500)

90 No Judge is going cut their own throat fighting the Biden Crime Family

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 06:41 PM

++++++++

Out: Arkancides.
In: Epsteincides.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 06:54 PM (TsVUb)

91 Reporter to FEMA drone: "We keep interviewing survivor after survivor who says - they didn't see any government personnel or assistance for days, or they still haven't. How do you explain the disconnect between what they're saying and what you're saying?"

FEMA drone: Those people are traumatized, you can't trust them. We have people there in HI all year round taking a paycheck and they tell us they are doing a great job.

https://is.gd/fgobIP

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 06:54 PM (V1QHJ)

92 >THIS IS WORSE THAN WATERGATE!!!!


NOTHING CAN BE WORSE THAN WATERGATE!

-Woodstein

Posted by: DB - at August 16, 2023 06:55 PM (geLO8)

93 This brunette Chivette is ready for her telenovela closeup:
https://tinyurl.com/ycxz4wpp

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2023 06:55 PM (4I/2K)

94 Otter 841 IS A SHE! STOP MISGENDERING HER!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 06:50 PM (+eWyk)
.......

Is otter 842 a she also? I didn't really look at his crotch.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

95 What I find fascinating is that the 2024 election will be between a candidate the DOJ is making up charges against, and directing state AG to do the same, against a candidate with documented felonies and treason the DOJ is desperately trying to bury evidence against, and attempting to hide indictments against.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2023 06:51 PM (mUgw4)
---
That right there tells you *exactly* who is in charge in this country. HINT: It ain't the candidate with documented felonies and treason.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2023 06:56 PM (BpYfr)

96 "What I find fascinating is that the 2024 election will be between a candidate the DOJ is making up charges against, and directing state AG to do the same, against a candidate with documented felonies and treason the DOJ is desperately trying to bury evidence against, and attempting to hide indictments against"

This is how you know there is no longer rule of law.

DOJ could have gone after both candidates strongly and we'd grumble but think it was fair.

Nope. They chose this.

Posted by: Harun at August 16, 2023 06:56 PM (Cg63x)

97 This brunette Chivette is ready for her telenovela closeup:
https://tinyurl.com/ycxz4wpp
Posted by: Count de Monet
.......

Tittimundos!

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

98 That's been debunked!
You have no evidence!
It's a private family matter!
Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2023 06:32 PM (CaJIi)


The Clintonian Denial: I don't believe you will find any evidence of that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 06:57 PM (aD39U)

99 FEMA drone: Those people are traumatized, you can't trust them. We have people there in HI all year round taking a paycheck and they tell us they are doing a great job.
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I must admit I found it a bit unsettling to see a black Lab cadaver dog wagging his tail a ton while searching through the rubble.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 06:58 PM (krqg6)

100 Right behind Joe.

https://is.gd/qeZVMe
Posted by: wth

She would be helped by some bangs.


Not that kind, perv.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 16, 2023 06:52 PM (RQfnU)

If only her ears were somewhat larger.

Posted by: Quark at August 16, 2023 06:58 PM (4I/2K)

101 This brunette Chivette is ready for her telenovela closeup:
https://tinyurl.com/ycxz4wpp

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2023 06:55 PM


That's some fake AI generated stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:58 PM (QNSds)

102 So if weiss "reneged" on the plea deal is him getting appointed a special counsel by merrick garland an attempt to give it another go?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:29 PM (QNSds)

That was just for you rubes to get the message that these people are going to make it up as they go, and to hell with the "law."

The law is what they say it is, ain't no mere judge going to stop Team Garland from screwing the American people good and hard, every chance he can get.

Who run Bartertown? Master Merrick run Bartertown!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 07:00 PM (dGCAG)

103 That's some fake AI generated stuff.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:58 PM (QNSds)

No doubt.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2023 07:00 PM (4I/2K)

104 Have fun getting worked up over the kayfabe.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 16, 2023 07:00 PM (2L+PC)

105 75 All the other crooks in DC must be cringing over how sloppy the Biden Gang is.
Posted by: davidt at August

Nah, giggling is more like it.

There is no point in having power unless everyone knows it, and nothing shows power like being able to be sloppy and not paying a price. They look at biden with awe -- he is their ubermensch.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 16, 2023 07:01 PM (O3tnF)

106 Just out of curiosity, I looked up the number of Burisma board meeting Hunter attended during his five years as a board member at $83,000 per month.

Zero.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2023 07:02 PM (NleqY)

107 "I would rather 10 guilty men go free, than to punish one innocent man."

Revised Biden Version "I would rather see one thousand innocent men in prison, than see one guilty man locked up. And I am that guilty man." My Word as a Biden.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 07:02 PM (Cus5s)

108 Yeah, that's an AI girl

Posted by: DB - at August 16, 2023 07:03 PM (geLO8)

109 Is it true that nurse beat a moron to death with and otter for misgendering said otter?

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 16, 2023 07:03 PM (eheVn)

110 This brunette Chivette is ready for her telenovela closeup:
https://tinyurl.com/ycxz4wpp

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2023 06:55 PM

That's some fake AI generated stuff.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:58 PM (QNSds)
......

It's like each boob is bigger than her head, and she's picking her butt.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

111 That's irrelevant because the previously mentioned cheating only occured on Tuesdays in Months that have the letter "a". I know we haven't discussed this yet, but I decided we have a deal where I get to cheat on Tuesdays in Months that have an "a". I'm really glad we had this talk.

Posted by: cheating husband at August 16, 2023 07:03 PM (xCHCc)

112 Government lawyers said in court papers on Friday that they and Mr. Biden

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I read that as Mr Bean before seeing my mistake. For a second there it looked like it might be fun.

Come to think of it, Mr Bean would be jailed for being funny by this creepy crowd even though his humour is physical and not political.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 16, 2023 07:04 PM (3JfbU)

113 Is it true that nurse beat a moron to death with and otter for misgendering said otter?
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 16, 2023 07:03 PM (eheVn)
........

I am NOT a marine biologist!

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

114 Just out of curiosity, I looked up the number of Burisma board meeting Hunter attended during his five years as a board member at $83,000 per month.

Zero.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2023 07:02 PM (NleqY)


To be fair, those pole dancers aren't going to pork themselves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2023 07:05 PM (guGkK)

115 Same reason Weiss is now acting tough:
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I recall the serious, stony, countenance of Jim Comey as he read off the laundry list of Hillary's crimes. Me thinking, 'Wow, she really is going to get locked up...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 07:05 PM (Xtll8)

116 It's like each boob is bigger than her head, and she's picking her butt.
Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2023 07:05 PM (4I/2K)

117 That is ridiculously bad AI… Skynet is just phoning it in now…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 07:05 PM (PCK5/)

118 I am NOT a marine biologist!

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

I laughed.

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 16, 2023 07:06 PM (eheVn)

119 65 Talking with a friend about this and we both admitted that we are surprised that Hunter has not OD 'ed yet. Can you imagine the absolute bomb that would cause in this political environment? The Dems would scream the right wing pressure caused it , while the Republicans could argue "we were trying to help the guy"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I have been to more than my share of traffic/bullshit court.
The worst part is waiting while the judge [asshole in a robe] lectures kids who got caught with 0.01gm of pot and now have $10,000 in fees, surcharges, and insurance hikes that they need to "get on their knees and thank that officer for saving their life."

This is true. These assholes always claim that their corruption is a virtue.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 16, 2023 07:07 PM (O3tnF)

120 Right behind Joe.

https://is.gd/qeZVMe


Nikki Haley could project "MISUNDERESTIMATE ME! THAT'LL BE FUN" on the redhead's forehead.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2023 07:08 PM (CaJIi)

121 I am NOT a marine biologist!

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

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"The sea was angry that day, my friends -- like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 07:09 PM (TTl/B)

122 DOJ could have gone after both candidates strongly and we'd grumble but think it was fair.

Posted by: Harun at August 16, 2023 06:56 PM (Cg63x)

We would?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 07:10 PM (lX8VI)

123 I recall the serious, stony, countenance of Jim Comey as he read off the laundry list of Hillary's crimes. Me thinking, 'Wow, she really is going to get locked up...'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 07:05 PM (Xtll

Give him some credit, at least he didn't crack up laughing whilst doing so.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

124 We have the Angry Old Man schtick today… He must be constipated…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 07:10 PM (PCK5/)

125
Hunter exploding at his lawyers and Weiss after the whole thing went up in flames.

One of those scenes like Hillary's campaign headquarters the moment she knew she'd lost.

Fly... wall...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 07:11 PM (Y20nq)

126 Have fun getting worked up over the kayfabe.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen


Hunter as a CHS would be awesome.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2023 07:11 PM (CaJIi)

127 Well most addicts don't OD just as most soldiers don't get killed

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 07:12 PM (MOY79)

128 We have the Angry Old Man schtick today… He must be constipated…

Hooray! A day off.

Posted by: White House Janitorial Crew at August 16, 2023 07:12 PM (ptElO)

129 So many norms restored I can’t even right now.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 07:12 PM (gy9qi)

130 Podesta used forecasts from recently failed Credit Suisse to support Biden's ESG initiatives.

https://is.gd/3eRsjF

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 07:13 PM (V1QHJ)

131 Just out of curiosity, I looked up the number of Burisma board meeting Hunter attended during his five years as a board member at $83,000 per month.

Zero.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2023 07:02 PM (NleqY)

To be fair, those pole dancers aren't going to pork themselves.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2023 07:05 PM (guGkK)

As it should be. Now, I think someone said Burisma has since gone out of business, but even so, that $83K was a bargain. At least the board members were not locked up and/or killed by the Obama/Vic Nuland installed junta.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

132 So, it was an 'oral agreement'?
Posted by: davidt

Oh, I see. Our side only gets the 'anal agreement', amirite?
Posted by: She Hobbit


We don't actually care if you agree to it or not.

Posted by: Their Side at August 16, 2023 07:15 PM (DgGvY)

133 Wife: so you admit to fucking my sister?
Husband: it’s irrelevant that she’s your sister, OK?

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 07:15 PM (gy9qi)

134 nood hits

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 07:16 PM (krqg6)

135 Joe and Garland intend to throw Weiss under the bus on this one. The combined DoJ/Hunter defense team will eventually take the Government to court, requesting the original diversion agreement, with its blanket immunity for Hunter, be enforced. IIRC, Weiss's subordinate conspirators filed the diversion agreement under a part of the Federal Criminal Code that does not require judicial review and approval of the agreement. Sooner or later Hunter's lawyers will get this before a friendly Federal Judge. Who will agree it is a valid agreement per Federal Law. And no Federal Appeals Court or SCOTUS will entertain an appeal. Because no one will have standing to appeal the Judge's decision!

When some public blow-back results, Garland will tell us, "Weiss signed-off on this agreement. I was not aware of the contents before Weiss and Hunter's lawyers signed the agreement. I was not required to review it and did not because I had given Weiss full authority to deal with the Hunter investigation. It's all perfectly legal. If you don't like it, call 1-900-HunterSkates and lodge your complaint."

Posted by: Gref at August 16, 2023 07:16 PM (AMIL/)

136 New thread up there.

Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2023 07:16 PM (RG6z4)

137 That's some fake AI generated stuff.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 06:58 PM (QNSds)

never clicking his links again

Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2023 07:16 PM (AbYHm)

138 What's up with Tucker, is he vying to replace Alex Jones?

I enjoyed the first 10 episodes, but now he spends his time interviewing loons. Tucker - we want short 5-10 minute rants, not 1 hour interviews with monsters who might have one or two good thoughts.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 16, 2023 07:16 PM (O3tnF)

139 Hunter wanders around free on charges which would have most people in jail until bail was made.

Meanwhile, J6 prisoners languishing in jail and are not yet charged.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 16, 2023 07:18 PM (2YtOq)

140 Newman: Are you reneging on our deal? You can’t renege!
Kramer: Quit saying renege!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 16, 2023 07:23 PM (xT8gx)

141 I wonder if Bill Maher realized he called himself and the Progressive left Nazis? We all know that but most Progressives don't. Socialist Capitalism isn't actually Capitalism at all. It was tried in Germany in the 1930s. Progressive are so dumb they still think Oskar Schindler was the good guy instead of a Nazi.

Posted by: Fisht at August 17, 2023 01:49 AM (ZRarh)

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