Good Songs Gone Bad.....

Courtesy of commenter Bluebell, below the fold is a profoundly odd but vastly amusing take on the Mondegreen. Instead of a mishearing of the lyrics, this lunatic ran the lyrics through Google Translate SDL Translate*, into various languages, then back into English.

And Open Thread...of course.

*Correction and "Neener neener" courtesy of Anon Y. Mous, who was, coincidentally, just banned.

[Just kidding. Thanks]

Posted by: CBD at 11:55 AM




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1 First, I has a first!

Posted by: Dr Alice at December 18, 2016 11:56 AM (LaT54)

2 I just had to.

Posted by: Dr Alice at December 18, 2016 11:56 AM (LaT54)

3 "First, I has a first!"

Well now. Isn't that special.....

Posted by: The Church Lady at December 18, 2016 11:58 AM (d76uN)

4 Na, a hat trick is special

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 11:59 AM (5sOEp)

5 It was either this or clean house. Gotta get back to cleaning the house.

Posted by: Dr Alice at December 18, 2016 12:00 PM (LaT54)

6 To funny and great concept

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 12:03 PM (5sOEp)

7 Now that's bored.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 12:08 PM (IcT7t)

8 Those cookies aren't making themselves. But after the fudge, I want a nap. Oh well, back to the kitchen.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 18, 2016 12:11 PM (yTnCT)

9 Suddenly Vogon poetry does not sound so bad

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2016 12:11 PM (Nm5ps)

10 Top 10!

Posted by: Weasel at December 18, 2016 12:12 PM (Sfs6o)

11 Not bad, not bad. Reminds me of Engrish.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2016 12:13 PM (0mRoj)

12 Sunday Morning Shows seemed to be of one voice over Russian Hacking.

Little discussion that Wikileaks wasn't the October surprise that Assange promised. Revelations that the DNC cheated Bernie. Revelations that Podesta and others saw the Foundation to be problematical. So, confirmations of what was already in the public domain.

Meanwhile someone leaked a private conversation that led to Pussygate. The NYT published illegally obtained Trump tax returns. And Miss Venezuelan hospitality. These stories had been co-ordinated in development for months. And probably led the Clintonistas into the false belief that they'd surely sink Trump in the lead up to the election.

Donna Brazile of all people was on one show. Recall that Wikileaks showed that she gave debate questions to the Clintons in violation of the sacred trust of journalists.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 18, 2016 12:14 PM (bQxkN)

13 Na, a hat trick is special
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 11:59 AM


666 is the special number. I've only managed to get it once (so far).

Posted by: Hillary! at December 18, 2016 12:14 PM (DMUuz)

14 Xir eyebrows are too thick. Poor dear needs a pair of tweezers.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 18, 2016 12:15 PM (mBYZv)

15 BREAKING: Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2016 12:15 PM (ZLQuU)

16 11 Not bad, not bad. Reminds me of Engrish.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2016 12:13 PM (0mRoj)
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Engrish is hirrarious.

Posted by: Weasel at December 18, 2016 12:16 PM (Sfs6o)

17 The guy is hysterical!

Posted by: keena at December 18, 2016 12:17 PM (RiTnx)

18 Here's a nice clock: http://preview.tinyurl.com/hplrevk

Counting down to noon on January 20th, 2017.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 12:18 PM (IcT7t)

19 Late breaking news:. After eight years the net will never again be the president of the United States.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 18, 2016 12:18 PM (hMqvx)

20 Jef damn autocucumber.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 18, 2016 12:19 PM (hMqvx)

21 Donna Brazile of all people was on one show. Recall that Wikileaks showed that she gave debate questions to the Clintons in violation of the sacred trust of journalists.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 18, 2016 12:14 PM (bQxkN)




Exactly. What Wikileaks showed was how utterly corrupt the DNC and MFM are and how they are in complete collaboration with each other. No wonder why the MFM is still running around screaming like stuck pigs about it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2016 12:20 PM (auHtY)

22
50 years of marriage has honed my translation skills immensely-to the point that finishing a sentence is not always necessary.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 18, 2016 12:22 PM (X35Yt)

23 I got about twenty seconds in an was so annoyed that I had to turn it off.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 18, 2016 12:22 PM (FYrz1)

24 >>>Google Translate

Except he was using SDL Translate.

https://www.freetranslation.com/

Neener, neener!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2016 12:23 PM (R+30W)

25 Funny at first, until one realizes how insufferably irritating he is.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2016 12:23 PM (Pz4pT)

26 That's why the Russian hack is a thing. Can't loose dnc/mfm credibility.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 18, 2016 12:23 PM (hMqvx)

27 I viewed all of the YouTube content.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 12:25 PM (sdi6R)

28 Well, at least the guy changed into adult clothes for the video. Hi mom probably told him the onesie needed laundering, and that she'd keep his cocoa warm for him.

Posted by: jwpaine at December 18, 2016 12:25 PM (hoJm7)

29 The fucking media is the most curupt part of the whole election process. That's saying something.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 18, 2016 12:26 PM (hMqvx)

30 26 That's why the Russian hack is a thing. Can't loose dnc/mfm credibility.
Posted by: Usntakim at December 18, 2016 12:23 PM (hMqvx)

Once it's loose, it can never again be tightened.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2016 12:26 PM (0mRoj)

31 Some blessed soul brought us a coffee cake made of heaven and other stuff. I gained five pounds eating a slice for breakfast.

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2016 12:28 PM (X4ZNp)

32 My phone typing skills suck. Later guys.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 18, 2016 12:28 PM (hMqvx)

33 31 Some blessed soul brought us a coffee cake made of heaven and other stuff. I gained five pounds eating a slice for breakfast.
Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2016 12:28 PM (X4ZNp)

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Share, please? USB port is right there--------------->

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2016 12:29 PM (kTF2Z)

34 Hey there! Thanks for posting this, CBD. My son showed me this video and we were cracking up like lunatics, but maybe that's because we are.

And yes, it was SDL translate - that was my mistake, not CBD's, so direct your "Neener, neeners" to me, Anon Y Mous!

Posted by: bluebell at December 18, 2016 12:29 PM (sBOL1)

35 Sunshine is damn sure better than rain. Or, so I heard. I wouldn't actually know myself, since its been raining/sleeting/raining for three days.

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2016 12:30 PM (X4ZNp)

36 Video is awesome. I'm dyin' over here.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 18, 2016 12:31 PM (ul9CR)

37 So from stuff I've seen over the weekend, apparently Disney brought someone in to 'fix' (rewrites and reshoots aplenty) Rogue One after the first trailer met with mixed results, which is why the final product doesn't much look like that first trailer, and frankly not much like the writers made it sound.

And I wonder how long it will take the SJW crowd to figure out they've been had.

I mean, I don't want to get too spoiler-y since it's good enough folks with any interest ought to see it unspoiled, but there's quite a bit of stuff in it that would have them screaming in any other context.

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2016 12:31 PM (3Liv/)

38 And yes, it was SDL translate - that was my mistake, not CBD's, so direct your "Neener, neeners" to me, Anon Y Mous!

Posted by: bluebell at December 18, 2016 12:29 PM (sBOL1)

++++

Shoot! It's not quite as fun to neener neener a commenter as it is a cob. Oh well. Neener neener Bluebell!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2016 12:32 PM (R+30W)

39 I would share, but I ate it. "Slice" is one of those words that can mean "a piece" or "all the pieces". I went with the broader meaning.

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2016 12:32 PM (X4ZNp)

40 Why the hell would you waste an eardrum or eyeball on that ridiculous video?

30 seconds was enough.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 18, 2016 12:33 PM (X35Yt)

41 Highly recommend the Booker T vid in the sidebar. Some gingery goodness there too.

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2016 12:34 PM (X4ZNp)

42 Donald, call your DOJ/FBI dogs off, and I will publicly denounce all attempts to get electors to defect and vote for me!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 18, 2016 12:35 PM (mBYZv)

43 Neener, neener!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2016 12:23 PM (R+30W)

Yeah...yeah.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2016 12:36 PM (42Mgr)

44 Didn't watch the vid. Maybe later when we're in town on the non-data-capped cable connection.

Meanwhile, good morning. (Still is here, anyway.)

Many decades ago, elder brother and I recorded a song, flipped the tape (reel-to-reel, those were the days), and learned to sing it backward, recorded that and flipped it back. Alas, we did it too well and you could hardly tell it was backwards-backwards.

Just thought you needed to know that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - arglebargler at December 18, 2016 12:36 PM (UNMPM)

45 That video was very funny.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 12:37 PM (sdi6R)

46 Good songs gone bad.

Anything sung by Beyonce and her blonde wig/hair weave thingee.

And Garth Brooks with his fake country fried ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 12:38 PM (5VlCp)

47 Wonder when the Democrats are going to elect/designate/or pick their DNC chairman. Hope its Keith Ellison.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 12:40 PM (5sOEp)

48 All right, you guys - we had a big party last night, and we have lots of food and booze left. We're heading out to a concert in DC, and when I get back, I want it all gone, okay?

Posted by: bluebell at December 18, 2016 12:41 PM (sBOL1)

49 18" of snow on the ground and a balmy 3 degrees and it not even winter yet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2016 12:42 PM (kTF2Z)

50 Willowed from the morning thread:

193
183 Clinton Archipelago. Very good election map:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/Election?src=hash
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2016 09:02 AM (tOcW/)


That is a very cool map. I live on the shore of Philadelphia Mountain, alas.
Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 09:17 AM (sdi6R)

(You have to scroll down FenelonSpoke's link and then click on the map.)

***

208
After looking at the Clinton Archipelago map, I went to my county website to look at the election results. My county as a whole went for Clinton, but my township went for Trump.

I dug down deeper and looked at the results by district. My township has 17 districts, 12 of which went for Trump and 5 for Clinton. (My own district went for Trump.) Some of the results were very close and some were lopsided one way or the other.

Now I'm really curious. I want to see a map of the 17 districts in my township. But I can't find it online. The county and township websites explain how to find out what district I'm in and the location of my polling place, but I already know that. I'd really like to see a map to learn more about my neighbors.
Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 11:20 AM (sdi6R)

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 12:42 PM (sdi6R)

51 "The Hilldawgs a hazard in the classroom. Teacher don't you dare fail to indoctrinate those kids"

That's how I *hic* heard it.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 18, 2016 12:42 PM (mBYZv)

52 18" of snow on the ground and a balmy 3 degrees and it not even winter yet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2016 12:42 PM (kTF2Z)



The scourge of global warming knows no bounds

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2016 12:44 PM (auHtY)

53 Jimmy cracked corn.



And I don't care.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2016 12:44 PM (qUNWi)

54 Actually cried tears of laughter during the Tom Petty song. "She's a good girl, loves...breast...?"

His double-take slew me.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 18, 2016 12:45 PM (ul9CR)

55 Anyone know the Vegas odds on the electoral college gambit being another instance of progressive FAIL?

Another chance to point and laugh?

Posted by: Fewenuff at December 18, 2016 12:45 PM (gHE26)

56 I think Team Orange is right in their apparent belief that they will have to GO AROUND the MSM to communicate with the public.

Playing the media game the way it's always been played is DOOM for Trump-- they'll define him in a heartbeat, as the third coming of Hitler (W being the second).

I marvel at all the lib journos who are now writing "What Trump must do now to (fill in the blank)" columns.

These people want Trump to go die in a fire, & the sum of all my fears is that Trump will try to "earn their respect" by being respectably conventional.

So far, not much sign he's "growing in office," happily-- although a few cautionary noises on global warming.

Posted by: mnw at December 18, 2016 12:46 PM (Iik29)

57 I think our cold spell is coming to an end. It's warmed up 21 degrees since I got up at 0530, we are currently at 1 above. Tomorrow is suppose to 35. If it hits 10 today the dog and are going walking.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 18, 2016 12:47 PM (ITucM)

58 An Atlas V is getting ready to launch EchoStar XIX, which is to provide broadband internet service to North America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pxYlm5z45I&feature=youtu.be

The countdown is for the start of the live webcast. Launch is scheduled for 1:27 pm EST.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 12:47 PM (sdi6R)

59 I thought my sister and I were the only ones that used the phrase "neener, neener". Is it a Midwest thing?

Posted by: Fewenuff at December 18, 2016 12:47 PM (gHE26)

60 The Clinton Archipelago map illustrates that the most significant divide in our politics is city v. country with suburbs jump ball.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 18, 2016 12:48 PM (bQxkN)

61 ruh roh

Posted by: Molly k's dog at December 18, 2016 12:48 PM (qUNWi)

62 And Garth Brooks with his fake country fried ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 12:38 PM (5VlCp)


How dare you, sir! "Mamma's in the graveyard; Papa's in the pen" literally reeks of country authenticity! And Garth is from Oklahoma. How much more country can you get?

He just got that degree in Advertising to fit in, pal. Nothin' wrong with that.

Posted by: jwpaine at December 18, 2016 12:49 PM (hoJm7)

63 I think our cold spell is coming to an end. It's warmed up 21 degrees since I got up at 0530, we are currently at 1 above. Tomorrow is suppose to 35. If it hits 10 today the dog and are going walking.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 18, 2016 12:47 PM (ITucM)
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Wow, Molly - that's really cold. The weather here in VA is crazy right now - it's 61 now, going to be 24 overnight, with a high of 35 tomorrow. As I tell my kids, it's sickness just waiting to happen, with all these crazy fluctuations.



Posted by: bluebell at December 18, 2016 12:49 PM (sBOL1)

64 Just looked at the thermometer and it's 77 here.

Posted by: freaked at December 18, 2016 12:49 PM (BO/km)

65 59 I thought my sister and I were the only ones that used the phrase "neener, neener". Is it a Midwest thing?
Posted by: Fewenuff at December 18, 2016 12:47 PM (gHE26)

No. I think it's a pretty universal taunt among American children.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2016 12:50 PM (0mRoj)

66 Universal taunt? Um, never mind... Doouh!

Posted by: Fewenuff at December 18, 2016 12:52 PM (gHE26)

67 60 The Clinton Archipelago map illustrates that the most significant divide in our politics is city v. country with suburbs jump ball.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 18, 2016 12:48 PM (bQxkN)


Or to put it another way, if we have a shooting civil war, the quiet and tranquil suburbs will be the front lines. So I have that to look forward to.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 12:52 PM (sdi6R)

68 And Garth Brooks with his fake country fried ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 12:38 PM (5VlCp)
How dare you, sir! "Mamma's in the graveyard; Papa's in the pen" literally reeks of country authenticity! And Garth is from Oklahoma. How much more country can you get?
He just got that degree in Advertising to fit in, pal. Nothin' wrong with that.
Posted by: jwpaine at December 18, 2016 12:49 PM (hoJm7)

He ain't no Waylon or Willie that's for sure. I liked him better as Chris Gaines.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 12:53 PM (5VlCp)

69 Pfft.

Posted by: Hark Harold the angel sings at December 18, 2016 12:54 PM (BO/km)

70 Anyone know the Vegas odds on the electoral college gambit being another instance of progressive FAIL?



Another chance to point and laugh?
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Based on confirmable information? Yes.

There's one GOP elector making an ass of himself about principles, and two Dem electors out of WA that said before the election they couldn't support her. The Harvard professor that was trying to talk up faithless electors maintained a caveat that the nameless people he represented were only jumping ship if there were enough to change the outcome and he admitted yesterday there won't be enough.

So that's likely three total faithless electors, and more fleeing Hillary. And the whole thing was little more than wishcasting by people who think the electoral process should be thrown out because it didn't give them the result they wanted.

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2016 12:55 PM (3Liv/)

71 "I think Team Orange is right in their apparent belief that they will have to GO AROUND the MSM to communicate with the public."

Agree, but add that after Jan 20 Team Orange can also create news to drive its Narrative.

The Clintons, Obama, the DNC and MSM need to be slapped down over blaming Fake News, Comey and Russian Hacking for Hillary's loss discrediting Trump's win.

Finding and revealing Hillary's 33,000 deleted e-mails would be a nice start,

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 18, 2016 12:56 PM (bQxkN)

72 Bluebell, a silent driving force of videos with a twisted bent.

But, then again she is the President of the Yoko Ono Fan Club

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 18, 2016 12:56 PM (voOPb)

73 He ain't no Waylon or Willie that's for sure. I liked him better as Chris Gaines.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 12:53 PM (5VlCp)


Yeah, toadly agree. That Gaines guy was a dick.

Wait a minute... I misread.... AS Chris Gaines? You saying Garth WAS Chris Gaines?

Well. Now I've heard everything.

Posted by: jwpaine at December 18, 2016 12:58 PM (hoJm7)

74 And Garth Brooks with his fake country fried ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 12:38 PM (5VlCp)


No kidding. What a phony.

Posted by: Chris Gaines at December 18, 2016 12:58 PM (3hIZX)

75 After THAT election? Bipartisanship & working together are deader than the Equal Righrs Amendment & Prohibition combined.

This is a 50/50 country. That's a hard truth but a truth nonetheless. Orange is going to have to recognize that & try to govern accordingly.

Posted by: mnw at December 18, 2016 12:59 PM (Iik29)

76 I got about twenty seconds in an was so annoyed that I had to turn it off.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 18, 2016 12:22 PM (FYrz1)

Preach it, brother!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:02 PM (MiBfH)

77 He ain't no Waylon or Willie that's for sure. I liked him better as Chris Gaines.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 12:53 PM (5VlCp)
Yeah, toadly agree. That Gaines guy was a dick.
Wait a minute... I misread.... AS Chris Gaines? You saying Garth WAS Chris Gaines?
Well. Now I've heard everything.
Posted by: jwpaine at December 18, 2016 12:58 PM (hoJm7)

Hahaha.....crazy shit there. Plus being from Oklahoma, Chirs Gaines was half Indian or something like that. He was a member of the Semihole's tribe I think, other wise known as the "half-assed" Native Americans.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 01:02 PM (5VlCp)

78 The ULA webcast is live!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pxYlm5z45I&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:03 PM (sdi6R)

79 Frankly, I'm all out of neeners to give.

hmph!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 01:03 PM (v5iqM)

80 Started listening to my new bluegrass CDs today. Earl Scruggs... Very good!

Posted by: Weasel at December 18, 2016 01:05 PM (Sfs6o)

81 Damn, its sunny and 75F out there now. After weeks of blistering cold. If I had the stuff I could go out and fix that back yard light but no stuff and can't buy it today because Sunday.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 01:06 PM (mpXpK)

82 Started listening to my new bluegrass CDs today. Earl Scruggs... Very good!

Posted by: Weasel at December 18, 2016 01:05 PM (Sfs6o)



Get a CD of Dan Fogleberg's "High Country Snow".

It ain't Skruggs, but it ain't bad, either.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 01:07 PM (v5iqM)

83 It's about 60 outside, but the furnace in the apartment is on full blast. Not feeling so comfortable right now.

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2016 01:07 PM (7qAYi)

84 79 Frankly, I'm all out of neeners to give.

hmph!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 01:03 PM (v5iqM)

Nanny nanny boo boo, you're all out of neeners!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2016 01:07 PM (0mRoj)

85 Gentlemen, we have to close the neener gap!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:09 PM (MiBfH)

86 Insomniac, watch your email. I've sent you files with atomicwedgie.exe and swirly.exe.

Don't worry, they're not malware or such. Uh huh, nope, nuttin' like that, no way, swearsies!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 01:10 PM (v5iqM)

87 Saw Metallica last night in Oakland at the Fox Theater. They opened with Breadfan and it rocked. Last time I seen them play was 20 years ago. Awesome show. Now back to bed.

Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2016 01:11 PM (bX0+e)

88 "Neener neener."

I understand.

Or should I say, Ich verstehe.

Posted by: German Police Siren at December 18, 2016 01:11 PM (E5ZoU)

89 They just showed the move of the rocket from the assembly building to the pad, which happened yesterday.

Now they're talking about the satellite.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:11 PM (sdi6R)

90 Just gojng through the motions of the Eagles/ Ravens game, a loss will help the draft pick next year, a win does nothing.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 01:11 PM (5sOEp)

91 Amazing to think that within my lifetime, there were NO communication satellites at all. Today our civilization depends on them.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:13 PM (sdi6R)

92 MisHum - not true! I'm president of the Christmas Shoes Fan Club! Along with Oregon Muse.

Posted by: bluebell at December 18, 2016 01:14 PM (JnsYW)

93 Sputnik beat me here

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 01:15 PM (5sOEp)

94 "Ich verstehe."

The English ones always sound like "We Do, We Do."
Makes you think of the Stonecutters song.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 18, 2016 01:15 PM (H5rtT)

95 http://i.___ur.com/Ab0Hc0K.jpg

the rising waters of global warming does us all a favor ....

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 01:16 PM (U0lQa)

96 Polling is good and they're about to come out of the T-4 minute hold.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:17 PM (sdi6R)

97 meh theres an i m g in there. its a map of the reverse from the archipelago

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 01:18 PM (U0lQa)

98 Here's what to expect when going to a music show nowadays.

Went to the Ogden Theater in Denver last night to see a show. The Uber driver was blabbing about having gone there five or six days previous to see some hip-hop act, and the "artist" ruined the whole thing by beginning with a 25 minute monologue all about racial bullshit and social justice, and how we're all fucked now with a President that's NotOurPresident.

So we get into the show, the shitty opening act ends, and the main attraction comes on, introduced by the fucking governor (Hickenlooper, D-of-course-cause-this-is-Colorado), and through the haze of dope, we learn from this act, that we are all well and truly fucked because He'sNotOurPresident.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 18, 2016 01:18 PM (U6f54)

99 93 Sputnik beat me here
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 01:15 PM (5sOEp)


All Sputnik contained was a radio transmitter that went "beep". We've certainly come a long way since then.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:18 PM (sdi6R)

100 The English ones always sound like "We Do, We Do."
Makes you think of the Stonecutters song.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 18, 2016 01:15 PM (H5rtT)



The 2nd "Despicable Me" movie captured that siren, perfectly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBekXg5LxSg


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 01:19 PM (v5iqM)

101 Well. I couldn't get into it. Maybe I'm just not in the mood or else I am too jaded, or both.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2016 01:19 PM (CFc5L)

102 T-3 minutes.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:19 PM (sdi6R)

103 @91 And the terminals of the Atlantic Cable lie rusting in the bay.
http://tinyurl.com/hprd4vz
We will come to regret this. GTG, re-braiding my buggy whips.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 18, 2016 01:21 PM (H5rtT)

104 86 Insomniac, watch your email. I've sent you files with atomicwedgie.exe and swirly.exe.

Don't worry, they're not malware or such. Uh huh, nope, nuttin' like that, no way, swearsies!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 01:10 PM (v5iqM)

Riiiiiiight...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2016 01:21 PM (0mRoj)

105 Hold?

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:21 PM (sdi6R)

106 They're recycling back to the 4 minute mark.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:23 PM (sdi6R)

107
Inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver, Dr Jones, is mort?


Just kidding. His name was Dr Corbonite.









Just kidding.


The inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver was Dr Mengele.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 01:23 PM (Am6Ij)

108 77. I'm proud of my native american heritage. Heh....full-blooded Schmohawk, of the SoSueMe Band.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:23 PM (ucuR0)

109 I'm pretty sure there's a grand book waiting to be written detailing how the Clinton machine worked for decades behind the scenes to marginalize potential rivals to Hillary, resulting in a hollowed out leadership too radical and out of touch to govern.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 01:23 PM (U0lQa)

110 Assuming the Russians et al hacked Hillary's State Department private emails why wouldn't they want her in the White house? There has to be some very blackmail promising messages.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 01:24 PM (5sOEp)

111 Don't forget everyone needs to do your part tom stop Global warming by turning down your thermostat to 50 degrees so our children and future animals will have a place to live. Trump will accelerate Globull Warting and that is why they erectors must votes for harry Clinton.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at December 18, 2016 01:24 PM (Fbj4h)

112 @109 It will be a damned close-run thing whether that book is in Arabic.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 18, 2016 01:25 PM (H5rtT)

113 107
Inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver, Dr Jones, is mort?


Just kidding. His name was Dr Corbonite.









Just kidding.


The inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver was Dr Mengele.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 01:23 PM (Am6Ij)

One of my favorite Far Side cartoons had a bedraggled man & an equally worse for wear cat, with the caption "Both Mr. Smith & the cat are OK. Thank goodness for the Heimlich Maneuver."

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2016 01:25 PM (7qAYi)

114 There's a two-hour launch window, so there is plenty of time to identify and fix the problem.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:27 PM (sdi6R)

115 Longsnapper for Eagles was working in family sandwich shop last week. The original Eagle who tied for longest playing streak last week is out for year.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 01:27 PM (5sOEp)

116 Is this launch on web video?

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 01:27 PM (5sOEp)

117 116 Is this launch on web video?
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 01:27 PM (5sOEp)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pxYlm5z45I&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:28 PM (sdi6R)

118 It's wonderful to see Ace of Spades finally embracing true arteests. I'm tempted to break out into song....any moment now.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at December 18, 2016 01:28 PM (fYFz4)

119 the Heimlich Maneuver was originally the name of Winston Churchills invasion of the Dardanelles and the "soft underbelly of Europe"

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 01:29 PM (U0lQa)

120 Everybody's already hacked everybody else . Malware is embedded in every nation's infrastructure. There is no news here.

The "Russian Hacking" thing is a joke and should always be represented in quotes. The schizophrenic left are generating Fake News while crying about Fake News.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 01:30 PM (zu88C)

121 Damn, its sunny and 75F out there now. After weeks of blistering cold.
If I had the stuff I could go out and fix that back yard light but no
stuff and can't buy it today because Sunday.


Never mind that. It's gettin' awfully dry over here. *gulp* *rasp* *cough*

Posted by: Vic's Neighbor at December 18, 2016 01:30 PM (Tyii7)

122 I need to decorate my tree and get into the Christmas spirit. But instead I'm watching this video.

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 18, 2016 01:30 PM (tHwdc)

123 77. I'm proud of my native american heritage. Heh....full-blooded Schmohawk, of the SoSueMe Band.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:23 PM (ucuR0)

Yup...Chief Halibut say when paleface at stone building downtown meet trebuchet use a big, slimy carp.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 01:30 PM (5VlCp)

124 "Every rose has been drinking" -- ha!

Went to the mall at 8:00 this morning and it was a strangely mellow experience. Hardly anyone there, the salespeople weren't frazzled, and by being open and mindful I spotted all sorts of cool stuff without effort.

F'rinstance, did you know that Williams Sonoma has ice cube makers that mold them in the shape of Darth Vader's head?

I purchased many fine oddments but left when I realized I could bestow the greatest gift of all, for free. They get to enjoy the excruciatingly awesome pleasure of my company!

They can even make me a gin and tonic with Darth's head floating in it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 18, 2016 01:31 PM (EnKk6)

125 121 Never mind that. It's gettin' awfully dry over here. *gulp* *rasp* *cough*


Posted by: Vic's Neighbor at December 18, 2016 01:30 PM (Tyii7)

AAMOF she has already called.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 01:31 PM (mpXpK)

126 It's wonderful to see Ace of Spades finally embracing true arteests. I'm tempted to break out into song....any moment now.

What a coincidence! I'm tempted to break out a pipe wrench as a percussion instrument... any moment now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 01:31 PM (IcT7t)

127 F'rinstance, did you know that Williams Sonoma has ice cube makers that mold them in the shape of Darth Vader's head?

I purchased many fine oddments but left when I realized I could bestow the greatest gift of all, for free. They get to enjoy the excruciatingly awesome pleasure of my company!

They can even make me a gin and tonic with Darth's head floating in it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 18, 2016 01:31 PM (EnKk6

I have a Han Solo in carbonite ice cube tray.

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2016 01:32 PM (7qAYi)

128
I don't care for Star Wars but I do like drones.

This is pretty damn good and amusing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaCjjda5v1o


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 01:32 PM (Am6Ij)

129 I would like some pork rinds, too.

Posted by: Vic's Neighbor at December 18, 2016 01:33 PM (Tyii7)

130 The English ones always sound like "We Do, We Do."
Makes you think of the Stonecutters song.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 18, 2016 01:15 PM (H5rtT)


There is a long extended shaggy-dog story about how an American Sax player lost his way and his music, and after a time of playing worse and worse dives because he couldn't remember the bridges out of any song, wound up in England, in London, in a cheap upper story hotel room.
He looked out the window on a rainy day that was just breaking into clear sky and the last showers of rain and the sun was striking a glorious rainbow.

He pulled out his sax and began to play that wonderful song, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
"Somewhere over the rainbow,
Way up high.
There's a land that I've heard of,
Once in a lullaby.Somewhere over the rainbow,
Skies are blue.
And the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true."
And then he choked on the bridge, and in despair, he unhooked his sax sling tossed the instrument out the window and jumped after it.

And as he was dying on the pavement he heard the ambulance siren in the distance "do - be - do - be -do -be- do - be!"

(thanks to Peter Shickele)

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2016 01:34 PM (wZCfc)

131
I have a Han Solo in carbonite ice cube tray.
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2016 01:32 PM (7qAYi)
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Hahahaha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 18, 2016 01:34 PM (EnKk6)

132
The "Russian Hacking" thing is a joke and should always be represented in quotes

++

yes and no. its very serious in the sense that some rather high ranking people are openly trying to effect a coup - and others seem to be opposing them behind the scenes. maybe this will be our first violent transfer of power

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 01:35 PM (U0lQa)

133 You mean Crissy Hinde isn't singing,

"Standing in the middle of life
With my pants behind me"

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 18, 2016 01:36 PM (FJkW7)

134 123. Too cold for carp-tossing. And it's the weekend, so nobody's home.

But tomorrow is another day......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:36 PM (ucuR0)

135 Assuming the Russians et al hacked Hillary's State
Department private emails why wouldn't they want her in the White house?
There has to be some very blackmail promising messages.
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 01:24 PM (5sOEp)


I expect it would be like expecting the writing and production staff of South Park to fatally jump the shark and give up production in shame.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2016 01:36 PM (wZCfc)

136 So we get into the show, the shitty opening act ends, and the main attraction comes on, introduced by the fucking governor (Hickenlooper, D-of-course-cause-this-is-Colorado), and through the haze of dope, we learn from this act, that we are all well and truly fucked because He'sNotOurPresident.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 18, 2016 01:18 PM (U6f54)

So why didn't you jump up and shout, "shut up and sing, asshole!" ?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:37 PM (MiBfH)

137 Our coach couldn't find his challenge flag. Sigh.

Posted by: The Cleveland Browns at December 18, 2016 01:38 PM (Tyii7)

138 Oh!

Now the story is that Russia "Intervened".

Well how? You said " HACKED ".

Are you talking about social engineering or as we used to call it 'running a scam' ?

Nobody in the press is asking any questions. " Well folks , our inteligence agencies all agree that we should all jump off a bridge , so it must be true! "

The incompetent boob in the White House doesn't even know what is wrong and can't control the message anymore and has no idea what to do.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 01:39 PM (zu88C)

139 All Sputnik contained was a radio transmitter that went "beep". We've certainly come a long way since then.
Posted by: rickl


TRU DAT !!!!

Why now we have hospital machines that go "Ping!" ...

Posted by: Adriane the Medical Technology Critic ... at December 18, 2016 01:39 PM (AoK0a)

140
All Sputnik contained was a radio transmitter that went "beep".
Posted by: rickl



And a fucking chimp.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 01:40 PM (Am6Ij)

141 Many pundits are pointing out and a talking head said as much today its not the emails thats important its the hacking.
There still should be a whole lot of Hillary's, Huma's and Mill's emails to look at.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 01:41 PM (5sOEp)

142
That chimp's name was Yuri Gargoylie, btw.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 01:41 PM (Am6Ij)

143 Had a bizarre dream that I was back working for the old boss, who had sublet a suite within hwr building to the Okrana. Only two agents, they wore these tacky suits that were obviously meant to look good at a Mexican wedding. Their office had floor to ceiling purple curtains instead of doors......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:41 PM (ucuR0)

144 One thing that's occurred to me is that a US-Russian alliance would be explicitly anti-Davos and anti-Soros. The globalists will stop at nothing to prevent that.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:42 PM (sdi6R)

145 140. Don't forget Laika. Got his own stamp, he did.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:42 PM (ucuR0)

146 Something at the lanch will be cleared at 1352hrs EST

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 01:43 PM (5sOEp)

147 Whatever happened to the North Korean hackers who got into Sony?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2016 01:43 PM (IqV8l)

148 All Sputnik contained was a radio transmitter that went "beep".
Posted by: rickl


And a f**king chimp.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 01:40 PM (Am6Ij)


No, you're thinking of that Burt Reynolds movie, about bare-knuckle boxing. Called "Whichever Way Except Tight" or something like that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2016 01:45 PM (Pz4pT)

149 Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 01:40

Your chimp has been vaccinated and is ready for pickup.

Posted by: The Chimp Shelter at December 18, 2016 01:46 PM (Tyii7)

150 I have a Han Solo in carbonite ice cube tray.
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2016 01:32 PM (7qAYi)
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Hahahaha!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 18, 2016 01:34 PM (EnKk6)


I can't not read "Han Solo" as "Hope Solo" these days, and I admit I threw up a little at the thought of Hope Solo's shaped ice cubes...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2016 01:47 PM (Pz4pT)

151
Motorweek, wisely, released all their old car reviews. Retro reviews, if you will.

Even though the Motorweek, whatshisname, can be annoying, I love these old car reviews. Very nostalgic.

Very REMEMBERBERRIES-ish.

Here's an old review of a 1984 Olds Cutlass Supreme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEqse_Vg_Js

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 01:47 PM (Am6Ij)

152 Every Fortune 500 will now blame "The Russians" for any data breeches I guess.

" Sorry about the 5 million credit card numbers that we failed to protect, it was DA RooooShuns!!"

Maybe if Hillarhoid and Barky had been proactive on cybersecurity instead of forcing trannies into women's bathrooms and setting up bathroom government servers...

There is a theme developing here. What is it with leftards and toilets?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 01:47 PM (zu88C)

153
btw, South Park totally ripped off us and Spurwing Plover with their "Remember Berries."

We've been doing that for over a decade! We didn't call it "remember berries," tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 01:48 PM (Am6Ij)

154 Many pundits are pointing out and a talking head said as much today its not the emails thats important its the hacking

+++

which is complete wizard of oz bullshit of course

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 01:49 PM (U0lQa)

155 What is it with leftards and toilets?

It's where everything they touch ends up, eventually.

Posted by: The Chimp Shelter at December 18, 2016 01:49 PM (Tyii7)

156 147. Funny thing, the u.s. never released any proof that it was the Norks. But it seems bizarre enough a thing for them tobhave done it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:49 PM (ucuR0)

157 Just saw SW:Rogue One.

Good movie and a prequel of sorts that works well.


No SJW-baloney floating throughout.

Good acting though the robot steals the show. I would've liked to see more of the no-feet guy. He seemed like an interesting character.

Occasionally, its video game origins seep through.

A bit slow in parts. Like a lot of Hollywood movies, it could stand to lose about 15 minutes.

Still, a good SW movie, I would place it after 4 and 5.

Either between 5-6 or just after 6.

Not sure about that.

I liked the Darth Vader is a complete badass moment near the end.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2016 01:50 PM (9q7Dl)

158
Something at the lanch will be cleared at 1352hrs EST

I said "Lunch" not "LAUNCH"!!!!!

Posted by: Far Out Space Nuts at December 18, 2016 01:50 PM (Am6Ij)

159 145 140. Don't forget Laika. Got his own stamp, he did.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:42 PM (ucuR0)


T-shirt, too.

https://tinyurl.com/zej7ya2

I haz one, of course.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:51 PM (sdi6R)

160
Far Out Space Nuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TueALMuOi5Q

Posted by: Far Out Space Nuts at December 18, 2016 01:51 PM (Am6Ij)

161 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at December 18, 2016 01:24 PM (Fbj4h)


IT'S FUNNY CUZ THE REAL FAKE MARY CLOGGINSTEIN HAS LOTS OF TYPOS WHILE THE FAKE FAKE ONES ARE JUST STRIDENT PRUDES.

Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at December 18, 2016 01:51 PM (Pz4pT)

162
I have a Han Solo in carbonite ice cube tray.
Posted by: josephistan


Those cubes work well in a glass of Tranya.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2016 01:51 PM (IqV8l)

163 That little faggot don't got his own jet airplane.
That little faggot ain't no millionaire.

Posted by: Mark Knopfler at December 18, 2016 01:52 PM (3y/MB)

164
This post brought to you by...

Chimp Shelters...

and...

the Ford Foundation....

and...

Commentors Like You

Posted by: PBS at December 18, 2016 01:52 PM (Am6Ij)

165 I nearly wet my pants watching that.

Posted by: ericinva at December 18, 2016 01:53 PM (TieEn)

166 Ghost Riders in the Sky possibly the most covered song ever.

Burl Ives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2klh2cTa_Q

Bing Crosby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IULOpC3d5t4

Peggy Lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BnhbPJGKPI

Johnny Cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt0rURntFQE

Vaughn Monroe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyDNnQbbkSQ

The Outlaws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmpvpypXKf0

The Highwaymen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjkJqHUYr5w

The Blues Brothers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt5Vv97v5g8

And a whole lot more...

Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 01:54 PM (bqN/x)

167 159. Launching dogs was dropped, in part, because of the success of making the cosmonaut dogs celebrities. Russians like dogs, and it was awful to know that each of the hero-dogs was being sent to certain death. My theory, anyway. But, on the other hand, guess the reds couldn't get enough chimps.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:55 PM (ucuR0)

168 I can't not read "Han Solo" as "Hope Solo" these days, and I admit I threw up a little at the thought of Hope Solo's shaped ice cubes...
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2016 01:47 PM (Pz4pT)

I like the idea of that.....may be an untapped market for those I think.

Anyone know if Clyde is still alive?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 01:56 PM (5VlCp)

169 Once it's loose, it can never again be tightened.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2016 12:26 PM


What?

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 18, 2016 01:56 PM (DMUuz)

170 Here's an old review of a 1984 Olds Cutlass Supreme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEqse_Vg_Js
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 01:47 PM (Am6Ij)


Oddly good looking automobile, in a retro sort of way. But man, did people tolerate some mediocre performance back in the day...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2016 01:59 PM (Pz4pT)

171 My theory, anyway. But, on the other hand, guess the reds couldn't get enough chimps.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:55 PM (ucuR0)

Should have used lawyers. You don't get attached to them, and there's some things you just can't get a chimp to do.

And on a completely different note, Palpatine, I spotted an old piece of photo gear at a junque shop near here. I think it might be a copying stand, or some sort of enlarger component. There is a lens, maybe 20 mm diameter, no sign of a shutter or diaphragm, mounted on a bellows, with the gears to rack it to and fro, all mounted on a machined green board. Back of bellows is open, and might be 4" by 5". Dude wants $40 for it.

I could go back and get further information, or even take a picture, if such a thing intrigues you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 02:01 PM (MiBfH)

172 (Makes note to record a cover of "Ghostriders in the Sky.")

Posted by: Yoko Ono at December 18, 2016 02:01 PM (fYFz4)

173 167. Reading up on it, seems some of the dogs did survive and were recovered. Four, though, five counting Laika, died in the program.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 02:01 PM (ucuR0)

174 167 159. Launching dogs was dropped, in part, because of the success of making the cosmonaut dogs celebrities. Russians like dogs, and it was awful to know that each of the hero-dogs was being sent to certain death. My theory, anyway. But, on the other hand, guess the reds couldn't get enough chimps.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:55 PM (ucuR0)


The Russians used dogs, and the Americans used monkeys and chimpanzees. Both countries used animals on various suborbital and orbital test flights before humans flew in space.

Both countries had successes and failures, and some of the animals were lost. But Laika was the only one that was deliberately sent on a one-way suicide mission, as far as I know. It was done for propaganda purposes, and at the time there was no way to recover a satellite.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:02 PM (sdi6R)

175 What's that word for a face that needs punching?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2016 02:02 PM (gTQoY)

176 Polling again. Permission to launch. Here we go again.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:03 PM (sdi6R)

177 171. Hmmm......part of an enlarger or possibly a copier set-up.....hmmm...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 02:04 PM (ucuR0)

178
What's that word for a face that needs punching?
Posted by: Mama AJ


Eichenwald?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2016 02:04 PM (IqV8l)

179 Funny thing, the u.s. never released any proof that it was the Norks.

===

Hackers run their traffic through multiple proxies and compromised end point. They can't prove that it was the Norks without an examination of the point of origin server.

Imagine investigating and proving a burglary, where nothing was taken based on a single incident and a few minutes of grainy , dark video footage.

The DNC and RNC hackers were most likely over 5,000 miles away and hopped through 100 different anonymous proxy servers before breeching their systems. And they likely sent a spearphishing email first that downloaded malware into the system that sent intelligence and system information to the hackers in command, while they leisurely escalated their privileges and moved laterally through the system.

If that's what happened, then they should just say that. But they won't.

Because the whole "Russian Hacking" lie is a blunt instrument that was intended to be used to beat Americans into accepting the belief that the Dems crushing rejection by America was actually "Alien Enemies!" and not their own complete and abject failure.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 02:04 PM (zu88C)

180 I'm still trying to get traction with Fingerspitzengefühl

It's like Spidey Senses, but with umlauts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 18, 2016 02:05 PM (EnKk6)

181 Count down starting at 1413hrs?

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 02:05 PM (5sOEp)

182 Bears keeping up with the Packers for a change.

Posted by: dartist at December 18, 2016 02:05 PM (Cf0i2)

183 And we're counting again.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:05 PM (sdi6R)

184 Don't forget Laika. Got his own stamp, he did.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:42 PM


--------------

T-shirt, too.
https://tinyurl.com/zej7ya2
I haz one, of course.
Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 01:51 PM


Laika was a her. This is just yet another example of the imperialist white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchy that infests our society, the witch our wonderful President has striven so strongly against his whole life.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at December 18, 2016 02:05 PM (DMUuz)

185 All that talk about carp and fish had me wondering - have any of you ever been to that mullett throwing contest on the border between Alabama and Florida? Seems like a perfect moron type of festival...


Posted by: Last at December 18, 2016 02:05 PM (8HiDF)

186 rickl, gimme a link.

Pliz.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 18, 2016 02:06 PM (EnKk6)

187 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pxYlm5z45I&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:06 PM (sdi6R)

188 In the future, we'll all be hackers for 15 minutes.

But not me, because I'm dead.

Posted by: Andy Warhol at December 18, 2016 02:07 PM (fYFz4)

189 I'm switching to full screen. See you a bit later.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:07 PM (sdi6R)

190 Never mind, found it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 18, 2016 02:07 PM (EnKk6)

191 TIME OUT!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at December 18, 2016 02:07 PM (GsAUU)

192 No SJW-baloney floating throughout.

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And plenty they would normally be apoplectic over.
-Comedic 'torture' of disabled character
-Fails the two chicks talking test (the only conversation Jin has alone with another female is with Mon Mothma and as seen from the second trailer, is about her father)
-Jin's one moment of combat awesomeness only happens because the people she's fighting have no reason at all to expect her to attack them and occurs only to set up a male character to do something more awesome (this occurs very early in the film)

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Good acting though the robot steals the show. I would've liked to
see more of the no-feet guy. He seemed like an interesting character.
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The droid was the best character in the movie, and good enough that that's not a criticism.

No feet guy, Saw Gerrara (Forest Whitaker), was actually a character from the cartoon series The Clone Wars, so you can find more about him there is you want. There were some solid references to Rebels as well, though the big one is a spoiler so *zips lip*

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2016 02:09 PM (3Liv/)

193 Coolthing its on my YouTube app so can flip back and forth

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 02:09 PM (5sOEp)

194 185. Heh....sounds fun. The carp thing - for whatever reason, people by me when I was growing up would use a carp to express their disapproval. Mail 'em, shove them through mail or coal chutes, dump 'em in a swimming pool, etc. No idea why.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 02:09 PM (ucuR0)

195 175 What's that word for a face that needs punching?
Posted by: Mama AJ

Backpfeifengesicht

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2016 02:10 PM (u82oZ)

196 The Flora-Bama Interstate Mullet Toss is on the National Register of Moronic Events.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 18, 2016 02:11 PM (fYFz4)

197 What's that word for a face that needs punching?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2016 02:02 PM (gTQoY)


Democrat.

Posted by: RickZ at December 18, 2016 02:12 PM (dQLTf)

198 Just opened windows for kittehs and they gladly piled in.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 02:15 PM (mpXpK)

199 Democrat.

Posted by: RickZ at December 18, 2016 02:12 PM (dQLTf)

Ah. The HQ.

Posted by: Golfman at December 18, 2016 02:15 PM (jNW6i)

200 too bad i don't have oodles of cash floating around...

this sounds like fun: thegatewaypundit.com/2016/12/new-venue-trump-inaugural- deplora-ball-tickets-sponsorship-open-bar/

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 02:16 PM (JKi7U)

201 Well into the first Centaur burn and it looks good so far.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:16 PM (sdi6R)

202 So when does the Death Star shoot down this rocket and the pilot Hope Solo?

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 02:16 PM (5sOEp)

203 Pleased to turn on the tube and see the Chiefs up 14, the crawl noting that Hill had a 68 yeard TD run. (Mariota at the time was 6/8 with no picks, so clearly not much blame on him.

Would love to be watching that game, but not up for it --rather just dry out and chill.

Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 02:18 PM (GsAUU)

204 Hillary's gotta new medical support van.

http://tinyurl.com/jzzb33v

Which was appropriate since reportedly, her "Holiday Party" was more like a funeral.

http://tinyurl.com/zfjfrkl


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 02:18 PM (zu88C)

205 Buick's version of the 1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass in the Retro Review.

The Buick Grand National.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jp9un2r

Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 02:20 PM (bqN/x)

206 Halftime and it looks like the Viqueens won't make the playoffs. (I can easily envision the Lions choking being the Lions, but not both the Lions and the Pack.

Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 02:21 PM (GsAUU)

207 194. Now, if you really hated someone, you'd set his woodshed on fire. December was the traditional time for this form of communication, a subtle way of letting the other party know you wanted them to die suffering.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 02:23 PM (ucuR0)

208 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 02:18 PM (zu88C)

Can you shoot me an e-mail to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2016 02:23 PM (42Mgr)

209 assuming the democrats prove incapable of the political and personal transformations necessary to become minimally relatable to the American public once again, and thus need to endure until the more radical and stubborn boomer leaders exit, will the largely millennial inheritors be intelligent enough to do so? at this remove it seems unlikely

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 02:23 PM (U0lQa)

210 Cute doggies at the Cincy game, apparently part of the halftime show.

Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 02:24 PM (GsAUU)

211 MECO-1. Centaur and EchoStar are in orbit.

Now there will be a 9 minute coast phase, then another Centaur burn to reach geosynchronous transfer orbit.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:24 PM (sdi6R)

212 Stillers held to 3 FGs in the first half.

Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 02:26 PM (GsAUU)

213 Santa Claus is now traveling down my street atop a fire engine. It's an annual tradition around here, but today is rather damp and gloomy.

Also, there aren't as many children in the neighborhood as there were years ago when the tradition started. So there's a bittersweet aspect to it, in my opinion.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:27 PM (sdi6R)

214 Second burn is underway.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:32 PM (sdi6R)

215 And a whole lot more...
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 01:54 PM (bqN/x)




Including Riders in the Sky!



https://youtu.be/HFUGEaIKrVM

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at December 18, 2016 02:32 PM (GUBah)

216
No SJW-baloney floating throughout.

Posted by: naturalfake


Except for the casting, right?

Come on. It's more of the BBC quota stuntcasting.

I was ok with the Farce Awokened - hey, fine, female lead for a change.

But two in a row? Nope. It's political programming by people that hold you and I in contempt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 02:33 PM (ZBp8/)

217 Now showing a video about the EchoStar XIX satellite.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:34 PM (sdi6R)

218 What the hell was that? I couldn't take pajama boy hipster douchebag and his stupid facial expressions for more than a couple minutes. Now, I'm all upset.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 02:34 PM (6IPEM)

219 I don't think there was an American car made in the 80s that was WAS. I had a 1983 Mustang convertible. It was the first year they started remaking convertibles. Looked nice but the V6 was a POS. The roof also leaked in the rain.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 02:37 PM (mpXpK)

220 Coming up on MECO-2. Apogee is increasing rapidly.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:38 PM (sdi6R)

221 assuming the democrats prove incapable of the political and personal transformations necessary to become minimally relatable to the American public once again, and thus need to endure until the more radical and stubborn boomer leaders exit, will the largely millennial inheritors be intelligent enough to do so? at this remove it seems unlikely
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016
*******
I expect them to go to running fake conservative Blue Dog Dems in red states. That is what won them the majority that let them pass OCare, wasn't it? They made the mistake this time of letting their freak flag fly openly with all their transgender bathroom nonsense and championing open borders and forcing Syrians on states that didn't want them. They'll go back to lying about their positions bc that's what they do naturally.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 02:38 PM (6IPEM)

222 MECO-2!

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:38 PM (sdi6R)

223 Where's the gum thread?

Posted by: Toothless Geezer at December 18, 2016 02:39 PM (/f6Nd)

224 213 Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:27 PM (sdi6R)


Comparing the neighborhood I grew up in in the 50s to now. Then every house that was not occupied by geriatrics had at least three or more kids in it. My neighborhood here only has three houses in it with any kids at all and they are 2 or less.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 02:40 PM (mpXpK)

225 Hot soup... Hot soup... Need hot soup...

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 18, 2016 02:41 PM (wkn6F)

226 Spacecraft separation! Looks like a completely successful mission.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 02:41 PM (sdi6R)

227
Can you shoot me an e-mail to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

===

Yep. Done.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 02:41 PM (zu88C)

228 Question: What's the biggest threat to the US right now?

Romney: The Russians

Obama (condescending tone) The eighties called, they want their foreign policy back.

Ahh, good times.

Posted by: Al Bundy at December 18, 2016 02:44 PM (3GTCT)

229 I have a Han Solo in carbonite ice cube tray.
===

I think I just completed my Christmas wish list.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 02:44 PM (zu88C)

230 My math is not so good. How many electors does Billary need to flip the electon?

Posted by: Barney F at December 18, 2016 02:45 PM (4acWK)

231 Speaking of gums- I missed yesterday, shot a 200lb 6pt buck with a 15" spread between the outer tines. I got video if anyone wants to see it, posted on youtube.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 18, 2016 02:47 PM (sqpGi)

232
Where's the gum thread?
Posted by: Toothless Geezer


Take it to the doc, I guess he ought to know
Which ones can stay , which ones gotta go
He looks in my mouth and then he starts to gloat
He says my teeth are O.K.
But my gums got to go

Posted by: Coop at December 18, 2016 02:48 PM (IqV8l)

233 expect them to go to running fake conservative Blue Dog Dems in red states.

+++

except... the majority has discovered that they really are a majority. and that its capable of delivering a satisfying fuck you to its enemies

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 02:49 PM (U0lQa)

234 When in doubt post it
As for the electoral college its not close, a few changing isn't going to mean squat

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 02:50 PM (5sOEp)

235 For anyone who's read through this:

https://cei.org/agendaforcongress-2017

It's generally good, but I was surprised at two omissions:

a) Returning copyright ownership to a Constitutionally-viable 'reasonable period'

b) Eliminating the Corporate Average Fuel Economy regulations for automobiles.


Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2016 02:51 PM (TppKb)

236 I was ok with the Farce Awokened - hey, fine, female lead for a change.

But two in a row? Nope. It's political programming by people that hold you and I in contempt.
---
Jin isn't Buffy the Sith Slayer. Her casting makes sense in the same way female protagonists in horror movies do. She's fairly weak and small and The Monster outclasses her in every sense.

Though in this case she's accompanied by a sizeable bunch of men most of whom outshine her. And while the actors are multi-ethnic, it's not a huge deal. Black gun dude is Forrest Whitaker character's implied son (and the FW character was black in The Clone Wars). Asian martial arts dude, was you know, a martial arts dude. The other two were Portuguese and some flavor of hispanic, I'd guess Spaniard, but they seem pretty white to me.

I mean, maybe the casting people were making some commentary, but it doesn't come across as such in the movie.

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2016 02:51 PM (3Liv/)

237
How many electors does Billary need to flip the electon?

Not sure if electors can flip the election, but I do think there's a widely-held belief that 37 faithless electors can prevent the election results from being certified thus preventing Donald Trump from being sworn in without an act of Congress settling the matter of certification.

Posted by: PBS at December 18, 2016 02:52 PM (Am6Ij)

238
In other words, 37 electors can prevent certification, supposedly.

Then the US House would need to select a president, in theory, supposedly.

Or, supposebly, if you speak that way.

Posted by: PBS at December 18, 2016 02:53 PM (Am6Ij)

239 You know what would really make our year?

If suddenly Trump received MORE electoral votes than his original 306.

Gad DAM would that make me laugh my ASS off.


On a sad note, it's is becoming alarmingly apparent that the left is now in full blown rage mode and will stop at nothing to get their way.

Suddenly the EC is some kind of "broken" system because anything the left doesn't like is Hitler. They claim the EC was designed to stop people like Trump all the while supporting an all but convicted criminal with bodies floating all around her. The EC would have been completely in their right to prevent a known DANGER to our nation (explicitly defined by the height of the flames in the middle east, and the said dead people that are numerous in her criminal orbit).

These people are dangerously unhinged. Look at the death threats Trump and his family have received. Look at the death threats the Electors themselves have received. They very people that claim Trump will bring racial unrest are the ones dragging whitey out of his car, beating the shit out of him, and stealing the poor bastards car.

Now, I ask you folks as an extremely concerned individual after having witnessed the complete lunacy of Bush Derangement Syndrome(TM), and then at least 8 solid years of complete and total racial propaganda from the emboldened media, whats to stop these crazies from actually killing people? The news media need to have a new qualifier for in order to remain an outlet. If ordinary citizens can't shout fire in a crowded theater without legal ramifications, why should these lying sack of SHIT be allowed to do the same on a national level or worse? Journalism should be the five W's: Who, What, Where, When, and Why. One doesn't need a fucking journalism class to follow those simple requirements. No more burying stories or lying by omission (their favorite). People's lives have been TAKEN because of the lies spread by our media and they need to be held LEGALLY accountable.

Posted by: groovemetal at December 18, 2016 02:54 PM (ficNf)

240
The Democrats won't stop the onslaught. Every single day will be like this until Trump is out of office.

The Democrats did the same thing with George Bush.

But there's a Bigleauge difference today -- 1) we have Donald Trump instead of pussy rino George Bush, and 2) the Fake News Media's cover is blown. They don't have the clout they had before.

Posted by: PBS at December 18, 2016 02:57 PM (Am6Ij)

241 I mean, maybe the casting people were making some commentary, but it doesn't come across as such in the movie.

Posted by: Methos


Jina Jay the casting director started with the BBC. Bewm. Nailed it.

I am a fucking wizard.

Should I bother to look up the casting director for Farce Awokened?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 02:57 PM (ZBp8/)

242 Posted by: groovemetal at December 18, 2016 02:54 PM (ficNf)

Yup...The Left is dangerously unhinged

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 02:57 PM (SjImc)

243 My math is not so good. How many electors does Billary need to flip the electon?

Posted by: Barney F at December 18, 2016 02:45 PM (4acWK)


Enough to make Trump have less than 270 EC votes. Then it goes to the House. Democrats haven't really thought this through yet. Well, except for making Trump 'a selected not elected' president. That'll be a good excuse for lots more violence from the left. On second thought, maybe the Dems really have thought this whole thing through.

Posted by: RickZ at December 18, 2016 02:58 PM (dQLTf)

244
Donald Trump is surrounded by people who know the score, if you will. He's surrounded by people who aren't, for example, Colon Powell or Christine Todd Whitman or Alberto Gonzales.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 02:59 PM (Am6Ij)

245 In addition to the 5 W's of journalism, add How Much.

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 18, 2016 02:59 PM (zqUhc)

246
Trump has Steve Bannon in his ear telling who is friend and who is foe. What more can we ask for.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 02:59 PM (Am6Ij)

247 In other words, 37 electors can prevent certification, supposedly.

Then the US House would need to select a president, in theory, supposedly.
Posted by: PBS at December 18, 2016 02:53 PM (Am6Ij)

That is about 7 percent of them. If Billary has any money left say 25K bribe per elector that would be less than one million.

Posted by: Barney F at December 18, 2016 03:00 PM (4acWK)

248 There's a good laugh to be had at one of the latest YouTube pleas by Martin Sheen & His Band of Obscure Celebrities.

Sheen addresses one of the electors by name: "Mr. Ashley McMillan."

Mr. Ashley McMillan is actually "Ms. Ashley McMillan". Will the Democrats War on Women never cease?

Posted by: Furious George at December 18, 2016 03:00 PM (RIzwy)

249 Let the left fuck with the Electoral College, I could use a good riot for a distraction for everyday life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:02 PM (SjImc)

250
Yup...The Left is dangerously unhinged

+++

worse. the cia is as well. they are irresponsibly spreading rumor without a shred of proof or plausibility

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 03:03 PM (U0lQa)

251 http://www.cnsnews.com/blog/michael-w-chapman/mrc-launches-save-snowflakes-campaign
To F'n funny

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 03:03 PM (5sOEp)

252 Oh and combining the Gell-Mann Effect and the best Vox slapdown yet, for those who may not have seen it yet:

http://jalopnik.com/1790152778

Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2016 03:05 PM (TppKb)

253 But, then again she is the President of the Yoko Ono Fan Club

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 18, 2016 12:56 PM (voOPb)


Just scrolling through the thread randomly and came across this, which pierced me with fear. I don't think I should be clicking on any links from Mis. Hum.
I've been good, I have!

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 18, 2016 03:05 PM (tHwdc)

254 Anyone know if Clyde is still alive?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2016 01:56 PM (5VlCp)

The Wiki article is confusing His name was Manis and he returned to his trainer's act. The second orangutan that played Clyde in the sequel died of a cerebral hemorrhage shortly after it was finished. Manis had grown too large to be in the second movie.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:05 PM (kXoT0)

255 Who are the possible "faithless electors" and which states do they come from?

Posted by: Barney F at December 18, 2016 03:05 PM (4acWK)

256 I encourage the electors to vote for Mumia Abu-Jamal.

Posted by: Mike Feral at December 18, 2016 03:06 PM (IqV8l)

257 Jina Jay the casting director started with the BBC. Bewm. Nailed it.

I am a fucking wizard.

Should I bother to look up the casting director for Farce Awokened?
---
That doesn't contradict what I wrote, so I'm not sure why you're so impressed with yourself.

My point was the movie doesn't get that message across. So it doesn't matter what the casting people wanted to say. Further, the point I made way upthread is that Disney brought in some guy to fix the film with rewrites and reshoots after reaction to the first trailer. To the extent that half the stuff in the first trailer aren't in the movie.

Which is to say the casting people *and* the writers got overruled by someone who didn't think Disney's 4 billion dollar investment ought to be squandered on their petty agendas.

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2016 03:07 PM (3Liv/)

258
Failthless Electors are cocksuckers and they come from states Trump won fair and square.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:07 PM (Am6Ij)

259 worse. the cia is as well. they are irresponsibly spreading rumor without a shred of proof or plausibility
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 03:03 PM (U0lQa)

Well first of all I am not shocked the Ruskies are fucking with our Election...Shit they have been doing that- fucking with our democracy, elections, and America in general to spread division and disinformation- since right after WW2. It just dawned on the brain dead left that this happening? The only thing that has changed is the medium.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:07 PM (SjImc)

260
Except for Colorado. Those faithless hillary clinton electors are trying to sue in federal court to set a precedent for other states' electors to follow suit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:08 PM (Am6Ij)

261 Blue Dog Democrats lost their cachet when they refused to vote to remove BJ Clinton from office. It became glaringly obvious that the only thing that really matters to anyone running as a Democrat is Democratic power and keeping it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:08 PM (kXoT0)

262 Failthless Electors are cocksuckers and they come from states Trump won fair and square.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:07 PM (Am6Ij)

"Elector" not Electors....there is only ONE documented scumbag and he is also a documented liar about his service or lack there of on 9/11.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:09 PM (SjImc)

263
Back in the olden days we'd call these people SUBVERSIVES.

And we used to hang subversives. We still should.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:09 PM (Am6Ij)

264 Back in the olden days we'd call these people SUBVERSIVES.

And we used to hang subversives. We still should.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:09 PM (Am6Ij)

All in good time. All in good time!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:10 PM (SjImc)

265 OT - Daniel Greenfield on the terrific "Sultan Knish" blog had a piece, actually a couple weeks ago, "5 Lessons for Republicans from Trump's Win"

http://tinyurl.com/h8ob2bu

Worth reading the whole thing but there was one great line,

"Trump's campaign was declared dead more often than disco".

Posted by: FOAF at December 18, 2016 03:10 PM (p0JMG)

266
The way I look at it is these Electors and hollywood celerys and Democrats are attempting to disenfranchise MY VOTE and STEAL MY LIBERTY.

They should be hanged.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:10 PM (Am6Ij)

267 "Elector" not Electors....there is only ONE documented scumbag and he is also a documented liar about his service or lack there of on 9/11.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:09 PM (SjImc)

There are two, Nancy Pelosi's daughter is an Elector and she is spearheading this mess. She's been all over the MSM. One bright note, she is just as attractive and smart as her Mother...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:10 PM (kXoT0)

268 Doubt there are many faithless electors, the guy in Texas was a plant from day 1.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 03:11 PM (5sOEp)

269 "Man in the High Castle" is so good. It's willing to let the tension build and build in a scene. Creeping dread is more effective than Boo!

Trade Minister Tagomi seems able to pierce the veil and travel to our timeline, and in one amusing sequence he visits his alterna-home in California and opens the pantry to see weird and unfamiliar foods like peanut butter, canned soup, and ...Twinkies? He tackles the Twinkie with chopsticks with mixed results.

In one very effective scene he heads to a bookstore and espies banned literature like Lolita. He reads one of our histories of WWII, realizing to his horror that not only did the Allies win but it was Hiroshima and Nagasaki that got nuked, not Washington D.C.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 18, 2016 03:11 PM (EnKk6)

270 I want Trump to hit back by reminding everyone what the MSM has done its best to bury:

Ted "Lion of the Senate" Kennedy asked the Soviets to intervene in the 1984 presidential election and throw it to the Dems.

Posted by: Furious George at December 18, 2016 03:12 PM (RIzwy)

271 There are two, Nancy Pelosi's daughter is an Elector and she is spearheading this mess. She's been all over the MSM. One bright note, she is just as attractive and smart as her Mother...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:10 PM (kXoT0)

She is a DEMOCRATIC Elector...who gives a rat's ass what whe does with her vote.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:12 PM (SjImc)

272 Well first of all I am not shocked the Ruskies are fucking with our Election...Shit they have been doing that- fucking with our democracy, elections, and America in general

+++

with respect, i see the fucking with our election coming from our own cia in this instance

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 03:12 PM (U0lQa)

273 I want Trump to hit back by reminding everyone what the MSM has done its best to bury:

Ted "Lion of the Senate" Kennedy asked the Soviets to intervene in the 1984 presidential election and throw it to the Dems.
Posted by: Furious George at December 18, 2016 03:12 PM (RIzwy)

That might backfire because horrible terrible really bad Teddy has undergone that process by which Dimocrat Crooks assuming room temperature become Saints. See also Robert KKK Byrd.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:13 PM (kXoT0)

274 hollywood celerys

LOL

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:15 PM (JKi7U)

275 with respect, i see the fucking with our election coming from our own cia in this instance
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 03:12 PM (U0lQa)

Who knows what the CIA is up to. THAT is another Agency that has to be cleaned out and sterilized

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:15 PM (SjImc)

276 She is a DEMOCRATIC Elector...who gives a rat's ass what whe does with her vote.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:12 PM (SjImc)

Thanks, I know that she is a DEMOCRATIC Elector, but, the fact remains she is the one spearheading the faithless Elector mess--suing for the CIA briefing, etc.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:15 PM (kXoT0)

277 Suddenly the EC is some kind of "broken" system because anything the
left doesn't like is Hitler. They claim the EC was designed to stop
people like Trump all the while supporting an all but convicted criminal
with bodies floating all around her.

===

Perhaps a great time to ask the left's opinion's on the "Impeachment of Presidents". Just to watch the head explosions.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 03:15 PM (zu88C)

278 250
worse. the cia is as well. they are irresponsibly spreading rumor without a shred of proof or plausibility
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 03:03 PM (U0lQa)


We can safely assume that every federal agency is now run by politically reliable hacks, as opposed to someone who actually cares about the agency's stated mission.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 03:15 PM (sdi6R)

279 Have to get back to my ODE homework (fml).. talk to you later 'rons.

Posted by: groovemetal at December 18, 2016 03:16 PM (ficNf)

280 Thanks, I know that she is a DEMOCRATIC Elector, but, the fact remains she is the one spearheading the faithless Elector mess--suing for the CIA briefing, etc.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:15 PM (kXoT0)

I've seen her...she is a disgusting POS. Rude and ugly to boot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:17 PM (SjImc)

281 We can safely assume that every federal agency is now run by politically reliable hacks, as opposed to someone who actually cares about the agency's stated mission.
Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 03:15 PM (sdi6R)

All of which makes Trump's picks so great. As a proud Oklahoman, I can't stop grinning thinking about Scott Pruitt in charge of the EPA.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:17 PM (kXoT0)

282 i'll mention this again: why on earth would Putin/Russia aid Trump?

after all, they had already successfully bribed her to approve the uranium deal, and undoubtedly had all the proof they needed to blackmail her if/when needed.

they've got sweet F all on Trump, so why support him over her?

it makes no sense from their POV.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:17 PM (JKi7U)

283 "Elector" not Electors....there is only ONE documented scumbag and he is also a documented liar about his service or lack there of on 9/11.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:09 PM (SjImc)

politico says six or more could turn on DT. Im not so sure. If true we should keep a close watch on those electors.

https://tinyurl.com/zf5urws

Posted by: Barney F at December 18, 2016 03:18 PM (4acWK)

284 One bright note, she is just as attractive and smart as her Mother...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB
===

Sherry, did you catch her on FBN?

Cavuto's segment was kind of a Tucker Carlson thing.

Charles Payne nuked her. Then in a subsequent segment , he jokingly blamed drinking Jack Daniels during the Pelosi interview. It was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 03:18 PM (zu88C)

285 Turned on Empire Strike Backs. It holds up similar to how Saturday Night Fever held up. It's become its own parody. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2016 03:18 PM (IDPbH)

286 OT: The VA is suddenly being very accommodating to a friend of mine, who has to navigate the system for PTSD benefits. (And imagine dealing with a bureaucracy by yourself when you're at 100% of PTSD)

Suddenly, the wrong people are doing the right thing. Thank you, Donald and the people who came thru to vote for him.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2016 03:19 PM (ZIFyZ)

287 #282 It's the LIV that they seek to upset. Unfortunately for them, the LIV is rapidly becoming someone who can find their news on the Internet.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:19 PM (kXoT0)

288 Strike Backs? Unpresidented.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2016 03:20 PM (IDPbH)

289 Sherry, did you catch her on FBN?

Cavuto's segment was kind of a Tucker Carlson thing.

Charles Payne nuked her. Then in a subsequent segment , he jokingly blamed drinking Jack Daniels during the Pelosi interview. It was a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 03:18 PM (zu88C)

I did not. I will have to look for it on YouTube.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:20 PM (kXoT0)

290 i'll mention this again: why on earth would Putin/Russia aid Trump?

after all, they had already successfully bribed her to approve the uranium deal, and undoubtedly had all the proof they needed to blackmail her if/when needed.

they've got sweet F all on Trump, so why support him over her?

it makes no sense from their POV.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:17 PM (JKi7U)

They are not choicing sides per say, just trying to spread dissention and confusion and weaken America.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:20 PM (SjImc)

291 Politico is likely just wishcasting... they were all in for the FAB, and still can't believe she lost.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:21 PM (JKi7U)

292 Alien and Sedition Acts still remain on the books in modified form. Perhaps President elect Trump knows this?

Posted by: torabora at December 18, 2016 03:21 PM (xdwSG)

293 Crazy question: Does anyone know the name of the piece of music that played as Trump (and family) took the stage to give his acceptance speech on election night? That big-fanfare classical piece?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 18, 2016 03:21 PM (ul9CR)

294 64 Just looked at the thermometer and it's 77 here.
Posted by: freaked at December 18, 2016 12:49 PM (BO/km)

Jeepers, it's not even 77 here in dog degrees.

Forecast says here that later today there's even going to be a hyphen in front of the temperature. Doesn't sound good at all.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at December 18, 2016 03:21 PM (GdgAM)

295 They are not choicing sides per say, just trying to spread dissention and confusion and weaken America.

So basically the Dems feel that's their gig and they just hate the competition?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 03:22 PM (IcT7t)

296 #289 http://tinyurl.com/z57w8dk

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:22 PM (kXoT0)

297 Beckem and many of these NFL/NBA players are assholes and filthy POS...but Beckem is one hell of a receiver I will give him that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:22 PM (SjImc)

298 282 i'll mention this again: why on earth would Putin/Russia aid Trump?

after all, they had already successfully bribed her to approve the uranium deal, and undoubtedly had all the proof they needed to blackmail her if/when needed.

they've got sweet F all on Trump, so why support him over her?

it makes no sense from their POV.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:17 PM (JKi7U)


It makes sense if Putin realizes that Hillary is dangerously unstable, while Trump is reasonably sane and can be negotiated with.

Geopolitics aside, Putin has no interest in blowing up the world.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 03:23 PM (sdi6R)

299 They are not choicing sides per say, just trying to spread dissention and confusion and weaken America.
---
by giving money to the CGI and the foundation.... it's well established that the e-mails were leaked from an internal source, and Podesta clicked on a phishing link.

if any donkey e-mail system was hacked, it was the FAB's illegal server, which was more exposed than members of a nudist colony.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:24 PM (JKi7U)

300 All of us in Brattleboro want to wish Presdent and Micheal Obama Happy Holidays and we will miss you. We all love you and will not supports that idiot Trump with the help of Puton stole the Presdency from Hilllary. We do not Trump at all because persons of color quality of life will goes lower.........!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at December 18, 2016 03:24 PM (Fbj4h)

301 "why on earth would Putin/Russia aid Trump?"

Bill's speech wasn't worth $600,000

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 18, 2016 03:25 PM (bQxkN)

302 it's well established that the e-mails were leaked from an internal source, and Podesta clicked on a phishing link.
---
left off "no hacking required"

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:26 PM (JKi7U)

303 Puton knows that Trump is weak and will gives the world to them and we will have another war after Presdent Obona stopped all wars.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at December 18, 2016 03:26 PM (Fbj4h)

304 i'll mention this again: why on earth would Putin/Russia aid Trump?

after all, they had already successfully bribed her to approve the uranium deal, and undoubtedly had all the proof they needed to blackmail her if/when needed.

they've got sweet F all on Trump, so why support him over her?

it makes no sense from their POV.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:17 PM (JKi7U)

Well, Hillary was implicitly threatening war with Russia by proposing to enforce a "no fly" zone in Syria, where Russian planes are operating in support of Assad. And, as far as they are concerned, she's a loose cannon.

Trump is more predictable. He'd prefer to make a deal than go to war. And he has less reason to want to meddle in areas that Russia regards as her sphere of influence.

I don't think the Russians did actively meddle in the election. And any information they might have released is information that should be public anyway, by law.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 03:26 PM (MiBfH)

305
it makes no sense from their POV

++++

Hillary is first completely untrustworthy. they can't take her word on anything, leading to instability
second, she's a warmonger and had already fucked the middle east beyond recognition.
she was the candidate for a new world war. look at the disposition of troops by the Russians on the eve of the election. they were set to move, immediately, and to discourage response by our NATO partners. they had a small carrier group just past the straits of Gibraltar, masses of troops at Ukraine. others within their ambit were similarly in a ready state. events, i believe, would have been swift and pre emptive in nature.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2016 03:27 PM (U0lQa)

306 I know you guys. The leaking from all the agencies will be so bad and constant for 4 years. The left and MFM and Dems are out for blood and will be in nonstop scalp hunting mode. If anyone can deal with it, it's Trump. He's the counterpunch guy. And he has surrounded himself with very smart, competent, and fiercely loyal people. Also his supporters love him and the left's efforts will just turn off average regular people. The only people that will be excited by their disgusting attacks and tactics are their unhinged looney base.

Also, it really should be like this where we have men and women that have been successful in the private sector who don't need govt jobs who are accepting them out of true service to help their country. Not lifetime losers like Graham and Jeb who can only live off the govt and do nothing else. I am so relieved that we have a real fighter in the office who is serious about getting us back on the right path and making us strong again.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 03:28 PM (6IPEM)

307 Politico is likely just wishcasting... they were all in for the FAB, and still can't believe she lost.

That could be true. But, a 7% margin of electors is not large. Billary will do anything. Will a billion dollar campaign war chest on the line what is a few bribes to electors. I like to see the names of those faithless electors.

Posted by: Barney F at December 18, 2016 03:28 PM (4acWK)

308 Beckem and many of these NFL/NBA players are assholes and filthy POS...but Beckem is one hell of a receiver I will give him that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:22 PM (SjImc)

Apparently not. These guys were clearly appalled by Trump's talk regarding pussy. They were shocked to their core because despite having been in locker rooms since about age 10, they have never heard such language.

Oh, the humanity, that precious flowers like them must suffer under a rude crude brass man, when they have only known the personal tender mercies of trainers, coaches, and team owners.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:28 PM (kXoT0)

309 Trump is more predictable. He'd prefer to make a deal than go to war. And he has less reason to want to meddle in areas that Russia regards as her sphere of influence.

????

The Middle East is not Russia's sphere of influence? When did that happen? Fredo may have given that away, but THAT has to stop.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:28 PM (SjImc)

310 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at December 18, 2016 03:24 PM (Fbj4h)
---
must be cold as hell there: it's more incoherent than usual.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:28 PM (JKi7U)

311 I really detest it when it is sunny and freezing at the same time. It makes me uneasy for some odd reason and puts me in a bad mood.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2016 03:29 PM (CFc5L)

312
The Middle East is not Russia's sphere of influence? When did that happen? Fredo may have given that away, but THAT has to stop.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:28 PM (SjImc)

I mean the Middle is Russia's sphere of Influence. Since when?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:30 PM (SjImc)

313 i can't wait for the exploding heads when the US Embassy is moved to Jerusalem...

or when Trump decides to recognize Taiwan as an independent country.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:32 PM (JKi7U)

314 251 http://www.cnsnews.com/blog/michael-w-chapman/mrc-launches-save-snowflakes-campaign

To F'n funny
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 03:03 PM (5sOEp)

Now that there is funny!

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at December 18, 2016 03:34 PM (GdgAM)

315 I really detest it when it is sunny and freezing at the same time. It makes me uneasy for some odd reason and puts me in a bad mood.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2016 03:29 PM
*****
Yeah, it seems unnatural, right? It's has the same effect on me. It just doesn't seem right. I feel weird when it's like that outside.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 03:34 PM (6IPEM)

316 I mean the Middle is Russia's sphere of Influence. Since when?
---
they've been busy in the ME since the 50's...

how else did the IDF capture all the Russian AFV's and such?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:34 PM (JKi7U)

317 this lunatic ran the lyrics through SDL Translate

That's just plain fun, and he's good at it, too.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2016 03:34 PM (/wWB4)

318 >> "why on earth would Putin/Russia aid Trump?"

My thing on this comes from one straightforward fact:

Putin's ability to project power (that is, short of chucking a nuke) depends primarily on the impact of energy prices on his economy, and secondarily on his ability to control the energy supply to his adversaries. He needs money, and he wants control. This is why Russian firms have been buying up Western European energy infrastructure, why they hire German politicians, etc.

So, given two candidates with historical Russian business ties, one whom he clearly dislikes personally, and one whom he's probably more personally comfortable with:

Do you prop up the one who you might be personally comfortable with, but whose policies are going to damage your economy and limit your ability to exert influence, or do you prop up the one who you personally dislike but whose enviroloony policies will boost your economy and whose seemingly random, ignorant, and cluelessly interventionist foreign policy initiatives at State left the world open for you to take?

The Russian thing strikes me as an absurd flavor of misdirection.

Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2016 03:34 PM (TppKb)

319
Finding Big Foot dub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH7WFIFu0yA

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:34 PM (Am6Ij)

320 i can't wait for the exploding heads when the US Embassy is moved to Jerusalem...

I hope so, but don't hold your breath

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:34 PM (SjImc)

321 Does anybody know if this elector voting system is paper or electronic?

Posted by: Barney F at December 18, 2016 03:35 PM (4acWK)

322 they've been busy in the ME since the 50's...

how else did the IDF capture all the Russian AFV's and such?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:34 PM (JKi7U)

Busy yes...but the statement I was responding to seem to indicate that we cede the region to the Russian Sphere of influence...I don't think so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:36 PM (SjImc)

323 look at who Trump selected as Ambassador to Israel.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:37 PM (JKi7U)

324 Does anybody know if this elector voting system is paper or electronic?
Posted by: Barney F at December 18, 2016 03:35 PM
*****
Yeah, how exactly does this work? Is this all done by a voice phone vote or do they actually meet somewhere together? Anyone know the process?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 03:37 PM (6IPEM)

325 The Middle East is not Russia's sphere of influence? When did that happen? Fredo may have given that away, but THAT has to stop.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:28 PM (SjImc)

Russia has been involved with the islamic world for generations. And they have a base in Syria. They are simply closer to all the shit.

If I were Trump, I would say, "Hey, Putin, if you leave the Baltics and Eastern Europe alone, I won't do anything to stop you from fucking over the arabs and the Iranians."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 03:37 PM (MiBfH)

326 I thought the electors actually go somewhere but not sure.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 03:37 PM (5sOEp)

327 296
#289 http://tinyurl.com/z57w8dk

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes,

====

THATS the one!



She was getting verbally eviscerated by a black man who was defendin American voters and President Elect Trump. The cognitive dissonance must have been causing cracks in her skull plating.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 03:38 PM (zu88C)

328 but the statement I was responding to seem to indicate that we cede the
region to the Russian Sphere of influence...I don't think so
---
ahhhh... i didn't read it that way.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2016 03:38 PM (JKi7U)

329 Yeah, how exactly does this work? Is this all done by a voice phone vote or do they actually meet somewhere together? Anyone know the process?

Something about the color of the smoke when they vote.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 03:39 PM (IcT7t)

330 326 I thought the electors actually go somewhere but not sure.
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 03:37 PM (5sOEp)

+++

I assumed so too. Never paid attention until this election.
Why, oh, why does every step have to be monumentally difficult? Oh that's right, they're libtards.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2016 03:39 PM (CFc5L)

331 I really detest it when it is sunny and freezing at
the same time. It makes me uneasy for some odd reason and puts me in a
bad mood.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2016 03:29 PM

*****

Yeah, it seems unnatural, right? It's has the same effect on me.
It just doesn't seem right. I feel weird when it's like that outside.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 03:34 PM




Yes, BUT!:

Your car will be *warm* inside before you even start it!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 18, 2016 03:40 PM (044Fx)

332 Russia has been involved with the islamic world for generations. And they have a base in Syria. They are simply closer to all the shit.

If I were Trump, I would say, "Hey, Putin, if you leave the Baltics and Eastern Europe alone, I won't do anything to stop you from fucking over the arabs and the Iranians."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 03:37 PM (MiBfH)

???

Fucking over the Iranians? They are in bed with the Iranians? And until recently it was the US and the West that held sway with most of the Arab world until Fredo unilaterally abdicated that position from Egypt to Saudi Arabia. Not to mention Russia has it's own Islam problem on it's southern border.

Sorry but appeasement only get's you one thing as history has shown

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:42 PM (SjImc)

333
Yes, BUT!:

Your car will be *warm* inside before you even start it!
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 18, 2016 03:40 PM (044Fx)

+++

I am hoping it will start. It might get up to 40 tomorrow and I can do some Christmas shopping.
I haven't been able to go out and see if it will start as it has been so icy on the driveway and I've slipped twice already.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2016 03:43 PM (CFc5L)

334 Does anybody know if this elector voting system is paper or electronic?

Posted by: Barney F at December 18, 2016 03:35 PM

*****

Yeah, how exactly does this work? Is this all done by a voice phone
vote or do they actually meet somewhere together? Anyone know the
process?
---
They set up two port-a-potties.

Whichever one weighs more when the 'voting' is done wins.

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2016 03:44 PM (3Liv/)

335 Betcha a thousand special operators with air cover could be owning Libya in a couple weeks.

Posted by: torabora at December 18, 2016 03:46 PM (o6JB1)

336 And until recently it was the US and the West that held sway with most of the Arab world
---
Did we hold sway with the Sunnis, or did they hold sway with us?

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2016 03:46 PM (3Liv/)

337

Democratic senators want federal investigators to open probes into whether President-elect Donald Trumps team broke the law when it asked the Department of Energy to identify climate change warriors on staff.

Weasel Zippers

And it is not even day 1

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:47 PM (SjImc)

338 The Russians have been hacking us for years. Years.

But now, suddenly it matters to Barky McBarkface?

If the Russians hacked us during the election period it means that there patterns were continuing as usual. It also means that their insistence that Hillary and 85 % of the administration officials did "nothing wrong" by having "personal unsecured servers" containing government sensitive and classified material is bullshit.

It also means that since Obama has claimed that "his goal was to insure that the election was untainted" by cyber attacks?


HE FAILED. Personally.


They have lost "message control". Their lies are spinning more and more wildly.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 03:47 PM (zu88C)

339 The French Foreign Legion used to do the clean up on aisle 5. What happened to them?

Posted by: torabora at December 18, 2016 03:47 PM (o6JB1)

340 I have watched a few movies about the Russians and Islam war movies. Actually worked with a guy for a week who was Russian and fought in Chetnya

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 03:47 PM (5sOEp)

341 And until recently it was the US and the West that held sway with most of the Arab world
---
Did we hold sway with the Sunnis, or did they hold sway with us?

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2016 03:46 PM (3Liv/)

Both..but we had influence and today we have much less and have opened up a huge gap for the ruskies to drive into and they have.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:48 PM (SjImc)

342 climate change warriors
===

I believe that Trump sees weather control legislation to be as wasteful and stupid as I do.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 18, 2016 03:49 PM (zu88C)

343 Washrivergal, I'm in a similar predicament.

It's slicker than snot out there, below freezing day and night, and I haven't started my car since Tuesday.

Hubby has chains on his; looks like they'll stay on for another couple of days.

We're not working next week, so (whew!) don't have to go anywhere for awhile.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 18, 2016 03:50 PM (044Fx)

344
How did "Seymour" become a Jewish name?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:50 PM (Am6Ij)

345
JJ Sefton would know this.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:51 PM (Am6Ij)

346
/sniff, sniff

Smell something cooking??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:52 PM (Am6Ij)

347
Jeepers, it's not even 77 here in dog degrees.

What is it in silk degrees?

Posted by: Booze Scaggs at December 18, 2016 03:52 PM (IqV8l)

348
I can smell a new poat in the oven...a food poat. Soon...

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:53 PM (Am6Ij)

349 10 degrees in Chicago? Great day for Football

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:53 PM (SjImc)

350 Puton knows that Trump is weak and will gives the
world to them and we will have another war after Presdent Obona stopped
all wars.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at December 18, 2016 03:26 PM (Fbj4h)

Your right!!!!! Mary and dont forgeat that Puton knows all abut Trumps weaknesses and will expliot them!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggeinstins sister from White River Junction at December 18, 2016 03:54 PM (tHwdc)

351 I see that the Bengals are blowing it again against the Steelers. 4 penalties on one drive to give the steelers the lead.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2016 03:54 PM (cAnNx)

352 Yeah, how exactly does this work? Is this all done by a voice phone
vote or do they actually meet somewhere together? Anyone know the
process?

=======

The Electors vote in their states and the Secretarys of State of each state provide the results of the vote to Congress, which counts and certifies the votes on January 6th. http://tinyurl.com/ztkwhbs

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:55 PM (kXoT0)

353 Yeah, how exactly does this work? Is this all done by a voice phone

vote or do they actually meet somewhere together? Anyone know the

process?


Start here:

https://www.archives.gov/federal-register /electoral-college/faq.html

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 18, 2016 03:55 PM (044Fx)

354
Did you really expect the Bengals to win?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:56 PM (Am6Ij)

355 Wheee! I come home from church and my internet is back on! Hooray!

Thanks to CBD for putting up the book thread in my unavoidable absence.

Now I need to wade through 82,000 e-mails.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 18, 2016 03:56 PM (PFsqs)

356
Nod

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:56 PM (Am6Ij)

357 Heh, beat me to it, Sherry McEvil-- and *with* a tinyurl!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 18, 2016 03:57 PM (044Fx)

358 That was a funny video-the ones which I knew what the actual lyrics were to the song, I mean. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2016 03:57 PM (tOcW/)

359 We can safely assume that every federal agency is
now run by politically reliable hacks, as opposed to someone who
actually cares about the agency's stated mission.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2016 03:15 PM


Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy states that in any bureaucratic organization there will be two kinds of people:

First, there will be those who are devoted to the goals of the organization. Examples are dedicated classroom teachers in an educational bureaucracy, many of the engineers and launch technicians and scientists at NASA, even some agricultural scientists and advisors in the former Soviet Union collective farming administration.

Secondly, there will be those dedicated to the organization itself. Examples are many of the administrators in the education system, many professors of education, many teachers union officials, much of the NASA headquarters staff, etc.

The Iron Law states that in every case the second group will gain and keep control of the organization. It will write the rules, and control promotions within the organization.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2016 04:00 PM (DMUuz)

360 The Electors vote in their states and the Secretarys of State of each state provide the results of the vote to Congress, which counts and certifies the votes on January 6th. http://tinyurl.com/ztkwhbs

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 18, 2016 03:55 PM (kXoT0)

Let me be clear. The Electoral College needs my Community Redistricting skills. I see a few loopholes that could be exploited.

Posted by: Barky O at December 18, 2016 04:06 PM (4acWK)

361 Fucking Titans.

Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 04:08 PM (GsAUU)

362
oh my gosh, the Packers fellating is terrible!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 04:11 PM (Am6Ij)

363 Well first of all I am not shocked the Ruskies are fucking with our Election...Shit they have been doing that- fucking with our democracy, elections, and America in general to spread division and disinformation- since right after WW2. It just dawned on the brain dead left that this happening? The only thing that has changed is the medium.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2016 03:07 PM (SjImc)


The difference is that the Russians have now abandoned communism and the targets of said Ruskkie "hacking" were the Democrats. It was all cool with the American Leftists when it was fellow travelers in the Soviet Union getting involved in American elections.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 18, 2016 04:16 PM (5Yee7)

364 354
Did you really expect the Bengals to win?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2016 03:56 PM (Am6Ij)

Did anyone expect *us* to win???

Posted by: Lions at December 18, 2016 04:20 PM (GsAUU)

365 Yeah Titans!

Now let's GO RAIDERS!

Oh, Brady looks like shit so far. Must be the Russians.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Al Bundy at December 18, 2016 04:41 PM (3GTCT)

366 Time out!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at December 18, 2016 04:48 PM (3GTCT)

367 Donna Brazile of all people was on one show. Recall that Wikileaks showed that she gave debate questions to the Clintons in violation of the sacred trust of journalists.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 18, 2016 12:14 PM (bQxkN)




Exactly. What Wikileaks showed was how utterly corrupt the DNC and MFM are and how they are in complete collaboration with each other. No wonder why the MFM is still running around screaming like stuck pigs about it

-
Dog gone it! The election was fixed and it was supposed to stay fixed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 18, 2016 05:15 PM (Nwg0u)

368 @281 --

Me, too, Sherry.

Two years in D.C. should enhance his resume for the gubernatorial race, don't you think?

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 18, 2016 05:15 PM (zqUhc)

369 Heh.

Posted by: The Autumn Wind at December 18, 2016 06:15 PM (CRotO)

370 366 Time out!!
Posted by: Andy Reid at December 18, 2016 04:48 PM (3GTCT)

---

LOL!

Posted by: The Autumn Wind at December 18, 2016 06:16 PM (CRotO)

371 361 Fucking Titans.
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 04:08 PM (GsAUU)

---

Funny.

We beat them.

Posted by: The Autumn Wind at December 18, 2016 06:21 PM (CRotO)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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