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Overnight Open Thread (4-6-2016)
Because sometimes life gets in the way.
You Will Be Made To Care: PayPal Cancels Planned North Carolina Operations Center After Bathroom Law Passed
Because the most important thing in the world is that dudes with penises get to use whatever bathroom they feel like.
Welcome Future Alumni of ASSOL U
(thanks to Tim)
Being Freed Doesn't End the Suffering for the Kidnapped Girls of Boko Haram
For them, even the process of being freed was devastating, violent and sometimes resulted in the death of some of the captives during the melee.Now that they are free, they are further restricted-to special camps run by the Nigerian army-and ostracized from society.
Perhaps worst of all, their present treatment makes a certain amount of sense, because they had been brainwashed into Boko Haram's ways at an early age and there is the possibility that a recent uptick in the number of female suicide bombers in Nigeria may be at the hands of some of the ex-Boko-Haram hostages. So the fear is that it's very difficult to tell who among the ex-hostages would be the enemy and who would not.
It's a terrible story of human suffering at the hands of a malignant force (Islamic terrorism of the Nigerian variety), and the efforts to alleviate the situation for the girls/women have been relatively futile
Conan O'Brian Remembers Gary Shandling
And describes how during the the lowest point of his career Gary spontaneously appeared and nursed him through it.
Lorena Bobbitt: My New Man Doesn't dare Ask About My 'Violent past'
Why did these men poison each other?
Sexual Harassment Training Video #4
The Deadliest Trail in the World
Possibly scarier than even El Caminito del Rey.
Mel Gibson to Star in Tatted Up, Trailer Park-Based Version of Taken
The Group knows your sins but doesn't care.
Tonight's post brought to you by Air Force One over Havana:
Notice: Posted by implicit permission of AceCorp LLC. So I have that going for me.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 06, 2016 11:29 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: navybrat at April 06, 2016 11:31 PM (8QGte)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2016 11:32 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 06, 2016 11:32 PM (R5HRU)
Hell, you think any one of those millionaires ever has to use a public john where he works?
Posted by: TB at April 06, 2016 11:33 PM (UXEYz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 06, 2016 11:33 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 06, 2016 11:33 PM (UpGcq)
I ask them why they are seeking to impose a historically dangerous to women group (penis holders) on a historically victimized group (non penis holders).
Now, obviously it's SJW trolling, but none have been able to respond when I use their own language and beliefs against them.
Posted by: Lauren at April 06, 2016 11:33 PM (hbefS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2016 11:34 PM (qjrXu)
Posted by: Glen the company man at April 06, 2016 11:34 PM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: TheSev at April 06, 2016 11:34 PM (Av8i6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2016 11:35 PM (qjrXu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 06, 2016 11:35 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 06, 2016 11:36 PM (ucDmr)
Oh well, it's been a good run.
Posted by: huerfano at April 06, 2016 11:36 PM (NSb9d)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2016 11:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2016 11:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2016 11:38 PM (k53nK)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2016 11:39 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 06, 2016 11:40 PM (YJmuy)
Because the most important thing in the world is that dudes with penises get to use whatever bathroom they feel like.
And liberals in their childlike simplicity can't figure out that sex offenders would use the "open bathrooms" rules to get at young girls and women.
How stupid do you have to be to not understand that rapists, molesters, exhibitionists, and other assorted pervs would exploit this?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2016 11:40 PM (SXU3d)
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Of course they do, dictarorships are good. Democracies who create the bathroom law not so much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2016 11:40 PM (voOPb)
That foto of AF1 over Habana reminds me of Elian Gonzalez being forced
to return there at the point of an American rifle. Breaks my heart.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2016 11:38 PM (EZebt)
I grew up around the Cubans of South Florida, and heard a lot of first-hand stories about what went on in Castro's Cuba, from the mouths of the survivors themselves. To see an American President legitimizing that murderous, barbarous regime makes my blood run cold.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 06, 2016 11:40 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Glen the company man at April 06, 2016 11:41 PM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2016 11:41 PM (UbeIw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 06, 2016 11:41 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2016 11:42 PM (6FqZa)
How stupid do you have to be to not understand that rapists, molesters, exhibitionists, and other assorted pervs would exploit this?
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I suspect that the people leading the charge are well aware of the danger. They just don't care.
Posted by: junior at April 06, 2016 11:44 PM (fgd5X)
Or is their only problem with NC that it doesn't have enough market share to overcome PayPal's "convictions"?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2016 11:44 PM (s87AC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2016 11:44 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 06, 2016 11:44 PM (eHpnh)
@21 And liberals in their childlike simplicity can't figure out that sex
offenders would use the "open bathrooms" rules to get at young girls
and women.
How stupid do you have to be to not understand that rapists,
molesters, exhibitionists, and other assorted pervs would exploit this?
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I suspect that the people leading the charge are well aware of the danger. They just don't care.
Posted by: junior at April 06, 2016 11:44 PM (fgd5X)
Or worse: They see it as an opportunity.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 06, 2016 11:44 PM (HalrA)
Atlanta's Chamber of Commerce could use a nice cozy fire in the fireplace.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2016 11:45 PM (6FqZa)
Don't doubt a a CZ anything.
Hola y hasta ONT.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 06, 2016 11:45 PM (5AzQC)
My SJW trolling aside, There's a really effing good reason to designate some places "women only".
Posted by: Lauren at April 06, 2016 11:45 PM (hbefS)
#PanderingMatters
Posted by: Jen Psocki at April 06, 2016 11:46 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 06, 2016 11:46 PM (KlVdw)
I do not have any strong feelings either way about the man-bun. That is all.
Posted by: April at April 06, 2016 11:46 PM (79ZSg)
The city of Charlotte passes an overbearing, ill-advised, and unnecessary ordinance affecting all businesses in the city limits. The NC Assembly and the Governor overturn this ordinance and give sensible explanations as to why. The media doesn't mention the initial over-step, but labels the overturn bill as a "new anti-LGTMB-LMNOP bill" and runs with it.
Expect John "It's the Current Year" Oliver and every other left-wing hack TV host to run with it too soon, if they've haven't already done so.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2016 11:47 PM (s87AC)
PayPal Cancels Planned North Carolina Operations Center After Bathroom Law Passed
For a long, long time I've had PayPal donation buttons on my website. [I presume they work, but nobody's proven it, but that's beside the point.]
I know many folks don't care to use PayPal. I'd already been thinking of trying to find a different funding service [that everyone could ignore] for my website. Now, with this latest Social Terrorism of theirs, I am further motivated to replace PayPal.
Any suggestions? anyone? anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at April 06, 2016 11:48 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 06, 2016 11:48 PM (hlMPp)
If you are confused about which one you should use, go home and shit there.
Posted by: eman at April 06, 2016 11:48 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: April at April 06, 2016 11:49 PM (79ZSg)
Posted by: jake at April 06, 2016 11:49 PM (gyv21)
What is wrong with treating gender confused people to help them overcome the mental and emotional issues they have?
Affirmation does nothing but exacerbate the problem.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 06, 2016 11:49 PM (P/8aq)
There's also this story from a college in the Great White North from last year about gender-neutral bathrooms.
University of Toronto Dumps Transgender Bathrooms After Peeping Incidents
http://tinyurl.com/nrl4p7u
Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2016 11:50 PM (s87AC)
http://tinyurl.com/4btuw2w
Operation Viking Snatch is particularly snort-worthy.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 06, 2016 11:50 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Lauren at April 06, 2016 11:51 PM (hbefS)
It requires logic and reason to figure that one out... Something our betters are lacking.
Posted by: Glen the company man at April 06, 2016 11:52 PM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: David W at April 06, 2016 11:52 PM (aWQkK)
Affirmation does nothing but exacerbate the problem.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 06, 2016 11:49 PM (P/8aq)
It's quite clearly a body image disorder in the same vein as Anorexia, but the trannies threatened psychologists until it was taken out of the DSM. So it's not listed as a disorder anymore.
Yeah. Way to prove you're not insane.
So our options are basically to lobby to have it put back in, where it belongs (which will get us called all kinds of hateful things and dragged through the mud) or find some other way to fight it. I've been suggesting that since there's no scientific basis for the idea, and the only way it isn't a mental disorder is if it's a cult, we should be attacking them from the perspective of the separation of church and state. Legislating on the basis of their "soul born into the wrong body" nonsense is an establishment of religion.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 06, 2016 11:53 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2016 11:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Lauren at April 06, 2016 11:51 PM (hbefS)
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Yes, and not only is it too much to ask, the very act of asking proves you're as bad as Hitler.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 06, 2016 11:53 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Lauren at April 06, 2016 11:53 PM (hbefS)
When you release the spring, the potential energy is released.
Posted by: eman at April 06, 2016 11:53 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 06, 2016 11:53 PM (rlfds)
Figures. Those damn Turbo-Hydramatics were always raping the competition at the "Drag Strip"
And don't even bother asking about the Torque-Flite ones. They'd get all twisted with just the least bit of throttle.
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 06, 2016 11:54 PM (McRlu)
I later repeated this bit of information to others who asked the same question. And whenever I did so, any women who were present agreed that it was a good idea.
I suspect that the awareness is out there among the general public of what a bad idea it is. But people need to have it called to their attention.
Posted by: junior at April 06, 2016 11:54 PM (fgd5X)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 06, 2016 11:54 PM (FA79U)
I would hit the beach hard and assault through the objective on that one.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 06, 2016 11:54 PM (e+1S5)
47 The 25 Least Inspiring Military Operation Names
http://tinyurl.com/4btuw2w
Operation Viking Snatch is particularly snort-worthy.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 06, 2016 11:50 PM (rlfds)
Operation A Little Rough On The Beaver
Posted by: eman at April 06, 2016 11:55 PM (MQEz6)
Maybe a tranny who just lacks courage to take that final step himself?
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2016 11:56 PM (iMxBJ)
And I hope that there will be a boycott of North Carolina by the left also, especially the Outer Banks, and especially the weeks that I go to visit my sister down there.
The fewer "I'm Ready for Hillary" bumper stickers I see, the better.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 06, 2016 11:56 PM (1JnAL)
Whether that is possible to do in this internet age is questionable, but what the hell.
Fvck them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2016 11:56 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 06, 2016 11:50 PM (
Bwwaaaahhhhh
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2016 11:56 PM (k53nK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 06, 2016 11:56 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 06, 2016 11:54 PM (FA79U)
Anyone who has been to Orchard Towers would know this to be true...
Posted by: Glen the company man at April 06, 2016 11:57 PM (+Q9b4)
Accidentally spraying perfume or deodorant into his eyes would be very irritating, so please be careful ...
Posted by: Adriane the Toilet of Aphrodite Critic ... at April 06, 2016 11:57 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Lauren
Probably feels fiery while peeing a couple of days later.
Posted by: Aviator at April 06, 2016 11:57 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 06, 2016 11:54 PM (FA79U)
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Singapore's an outlier. They're a scrupulously law-and-order type, from what I can tell. A sort of soft authoritarianism overlaying British and Confucian layers.
Stands to reason they'd no more hassle gays or trannies than they'd hassle anyone else who wasn't making trouble.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 06, 2016 11:58 PM (lutOX)
"He noted the Montreal man, 37, attacked four vulnerable females between the ages of five and 53 in Montreal and Toronto over the past 12 years."
Posted by: Lauren at April 06, 2016 11:58 PM (hbefS)
I would hit the beach hard and assault through the objective on that one.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 06, 2016 11:54 PM (e+1S5)
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Oh yeah, try that with Operation Grizzly Forced Entry.
See how you like THAT.
Posted by: Leo diCrappio at April 06, 2016 11:58 PM (rlfds)
http://tinyurl.com/4btuw2w
Operation Viking Snatch is particularly snort-worthy.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 06, 2016 11:50 PM (rlfds)
Amazing that "Inherent Resolve" didn't make the list. It just seems like satire. "Oh, you can't tell we have resolve from our policies? Well, it's inherent. We're doing something, aren't we??"
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2016 11:58 PM (iMxBJ)
"Defence lawyer Stephanie Heyens said Hambrook has "gone down from committing egregious crimes to touching people without their consent."
Posted by: Lauren at April 06, 2016 11:59 PM (hbefS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2016 12:00 AM (qjrXu)
Posted by: eman at April 07, 2016 12:00 AM (MQEz6)
Or Operation New Dawn. Sounds like a dishwashing detergent ad campaign that would showcase cleaning oil off birds.
Posted by: Leo diCrappio at April 07, 2016 12:00 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 06, 2016 11:54 PM (FA79U)
Before I visited, I thought "why so authoritarian?" Once I was there, it seemed clear: this is how you keep a society that is 1/3 Muslim functioning.
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:00 AM (iMxBJ)
Didn't they give some kids lashes for doing that?
Posted by: ThunderB at April 07, 2016 12:00 AM (g+rcZ)
Well said. Lee Kwan Yu designed it that way.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 07, 2016 12:01 AM (FA79U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2016 12:01 AM (qjrXu)
I'm stealing your line. Well played.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2016 12:01 AM (egOGm)
Didn't they give some kids lashes for doing that?
Posted by: ThunderB at April 07, 2016 12:00 AM (g+rcZ)
***
American brat who vandalized cars. Fined him and caned his ass.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:01 AM (lutOX)
And I hope that there will be a boycott of North Carolina by the left also, especially the Outer Banks, and especially the weeks that I go to visit my sister down there.
The fewer "I'm Ready for Hillary" bumper stickers I see, the better.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 06, 2016 11:56 PM (1JnAL)
64 I just closed my PayPal account.
Whether that is possible to do in this internet age is questionable, but what the hell.
Fvck them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2016 11:56 PM (Zu3d9)
*drops knives on the floor..
FIGHT!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:02 AM (hlMPp)
The mind boggles.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 06, 2016 11:53 PM (rlfds)
Wasn't that the code name for the military history advisory committee to The Revenant?
Posted by: Glen the company man at April 07, 2016 12:02 AM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 07, 2016 12:02 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:01 AM (lutOX)
Did they actually cane him? I thought the little crapweasel got bailed out somehow.
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:03 AM (iMxBJ)
Looks like Ft Hood is about to make national news again.
http://tinyurl.com/h645h66
Female soldier assaulted in Copperas Cove
link to Killeen Daily Herald
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 07, 2016 12:04 AM (rlfds)
Also, spraying lead into his chest may cause blood spatter, so be careful with that as well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2016 12:04 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:04 AM (hlMPp)
I knew people who knew him. Always trouble. OD's a few months after they moved back to the States.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 07, 2016 12:04 AM (FA79U)
Little crap-weasel - he had to know how much it costs to have and keep a car in a place like 'pore....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:04 AM (lutOX)
American brat who vandalized cars. Fined him and caned his ass.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
Now his butt carries the mark of cane.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2016 12:04 AM (FkBIv)
These people need to read the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".
None of this shit they predict ever seems to happen, so they just predict some other shit and a large part of the population buys it because all those geniuses in the media and entertainment industry help spread the word.
And ya know, if someone as good looking as George Clooney or Matt Damon says something, well, it must be true.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2016 12:05 AM (SXU3d)
87 83 American brat who vandalized cars. Fined him and caned his ass.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:01 AM (lutOX)
Did they actually cane him? I thought the little crapweasel got bailed out somehow.
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:03 AM (iMxBJ)
Reduced from six to four -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_P._Fay
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 12:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 06, 2016 11:44 PM (eHpnh)
In terms of real dollars, when the Right does a boycott, it exacts a financial toll on the company, but the media will never point it out, and the media will actually ignore that there is even a boycott.
If the Left boycotts a company, the media will make sure that everyone knows about the boycott, why there is a boycott, and years later will bring up the boycott to make sure that you know that the NAACP is boycotting South Carolina, and every "right" thinking individual is doing the same.
A Leftist boycott gets headlines, a Conservative boycott actually gets results.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 07, 2016 12:05 AM (1JnAL)
"
Yeah I read that today. It doesn't make any sense. The men weren't, the article claimed, ex boyfriends or something.
I'm putting this one under the heading: More To The Story, Probably Drugs
Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2016 12:06 AM (hbefS)
91 ***American brat who vandalized cars. Fined him and caned his ass.
I knew people who knew him. Always trouble. OD's a few months after they moved back to the States.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 07, 2016 12:04 AM (FA79U)
Stunned?
Posted by: eman at April 07, 2016 12:06 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 06, 2016 11:40 PM (YJmuy)
Not soon enough.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2016 12:07 AM (SXU3d)
Didn't they give some kids lashes for doing that?
Posted by: ThunderB at April 07, 2016 12:00 AM (g+rcZ)
A kid. Well, at least one American. Slick Willy got it dropped from 6 to 4 lashes.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:07 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Epobirs at April 07, 2016 12:07 AM (IdCqF)
They don't confine a person as punishment. Fines and/or corporal punishment (caning), and, for really horrific offenses against the weal, death.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:07 AM (lutOX)
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Oh yeah, he's got some UCMJ heading his way, alright.
A busted eardrum is not foreplay.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 07, 2016 12:07 AM (rlfds)
Prolly a hobo by now
Posted by: ThunderB at April 07, 2016 12:08 AM (g+rcZ)
American brat who vandalized cars. Fined him and caned his ass.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
Now his butt carries the mark of cane.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2016 12:04 AM (FkBIv)
But is it Able....oh myyyyy
-G. Takei
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:08 AM (hlMPp)
Or worse: They see it as an opportunity.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 06, 2016 11:44 PM (HalrA)
You mean like Clinton's pal, the Pedophile Isle guy?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2016 12:09 AM (SXU3d)
An idjit on Twitter tried you "educate" yours truely by pointing out a "Socialism for Dummies" video by a Marxist professor. Yup, the video is as idiotic and wrong as you'd suspect an economics and history lecture by a Marxist would be.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11454
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2016 12:09 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:08 AM (hlMPp)
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Every time I watch Star Trek now, every time Sulu pops up, I start laughing, hearing "oh my" stuck in my head.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 07, 2016 12:10 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 07, 2016 12:10 AM (9mTYi)
During Christmas time every time I went in the ladies room there was a dude in there. I chased them out.
I yelled what is wrong with you, this is the ladies room, get out. They were young and they told me its unisex. I told them to get the hell out now, they did.
When I went back sober, I saw the male/female handicapped sign.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2016 12:10 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 06, 2016 11:54 PM (FA79U)
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Singapore's an outlier. They're a scrupulously law-and-order type, from what I can tell. A sort of soft authoritarianism overlaying British and Confucian layers.
Stands to reason they'd no more hassle gays or trannies than they'd hassle anyone else who wasn't making trouble.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 06, 2016 11:58 PM (lutOX)
If you are caught with CHEWING GUM you get the f'n Singapore Cane.
NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-3sGTrDroo
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 07, 2016 12:10 AM (1JnAL)
Heh!! I was just looking at golf resorts in the Pinehurst area. I'm thinking of going in October.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 07, 2016 12:10 AM (syGA0)
Well, is there any other kind of socialism?
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:10 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: April at April 06, 2016 11:46 PM (79ZSg)
I do. It looks stupid. Period. I think I hate it more that guys who have their pants hanging around their crotch.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2016 12:11 AM (SXU3d)
*drops knives on the floor..
FIGHT!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:02 AM (hlMPp)
No fight needed.
I don't want any leftists around when I am trying to enjoy myself at the beach.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 07, 2016 12:12 AM (1JnAL)
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Oh yeah, he's got some UCMJ heading his way, alright.
A busted eardrum is not foreplay.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 07, 2016 12:07 AM (rlfds)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrhMhOlzry0
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 12:12 AM (EzgxV)
Would it be cruel to tell him that ice cream doesn't come from the ass of a unicorn?
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2016 12:12 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2016 12:12 AM (qjrXu)
Affirmation does nothing but exacerbate the problem.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 06, 2016 11:49 PM (P/8aq)
Lead deficiency is a terrible thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2016 12:12 AM (UsLZp)
Also known as Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 07, 2016 12:13 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2016 12:14 AM (qjrXu)
NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-3sGTrDroo
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 07, 2016 12:10 AM (1JnAL)
***
Chewing gum, discarded carelessly, causes damage to train doors, and, as one who owns and cleans a place of public access, I'd gladly cane anyone caught with the stuff. It's nasty, unsanitary, and anti-social.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:14 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2016 12:14 AM (FkBIv)
I got my hopes up after I read this:
http://tinyurl.com/z4rg7vm
Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2016 12:15 AM (s87AC)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 07, 2016 12:12 AM (1JnAL)
No indeed. I re-read and realized what you meant,
Hell, when I'm in OBX we have about 30 conservatives and nary a liberal in view. (Mid September)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:15 AM (hlMPp)
If you are caught with CHEWING GUM you get the f'n Singapore Cane.
What crime rates a Singapore Sling?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2016 12:15 AM (FkBIv)
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Where's a good RPG when you need one?
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2016 12:16 AM (a6Ff7)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 07, 2016 12:16 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2016 12:11 AM (SXU3d)
Crotch-level pants are worse, but I'd be all for banning man-buns on all non-Samurai. And you actually have to wear the armor and the swords if you want to claim to be a Samurai.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 07, 2016 12:16 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Glen the company man at April 07, 2016 12:17 AM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2016 11:44 PM (s87AC)
And for the same reason Feminist Sweden protects migrant rapists and punishes Swedish rape victims: Intersectionalism.
People in those countries are non-Christian and Brown, this trumps being Gay or a woman in the Left's heirarchy of oppression.
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2016 12:17 AM (vBeA5)
I'm still mad about that Paul Erhlich book population bomb. My hippie sister had it. I read it when I was about 7 or 8. It really scared me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2016 12:17 AM (egOGm)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/selection-du-weekend-186-82.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2016 12:17 AM (qjrXu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2016 12:18 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 07, 2016 12:16 AM (HalrA)
Simplest thing would be to make it legal for anyone to slice off a man-bun. If you can defend it, you can keep it.
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:18 AM (iMxBJ)
Blood Father
https://youtu.be/_f1exepltEM
Tagline: But First You Will Blow Me.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 07, 2016 12:18 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Glen the company man at April 07, 2016 12:17 AM (+Q9b4)
***
Better have a lot of cash, amigo. Cheap, it ain't.
Buddy of mine from college lives and works there; loves it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:19 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 06, 2016 11:50 PM (rlfds)
So. Blonde?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2016 12:19 AM (SXU3d)
Both hit on women at the college afterwards. (one was faculty).
See, they were ...lesbian transexuals.
So, instead of chasing chicks as a guy, they chased them as a girl. What are the odds of being assigned the wrong gender, and the right sexual preference at birth?
(born XY, likes chicks... wiring seems OK).
gotta be... yuuuge!, right?
Posted by: retropox at April 07, 2016 12:19 AM (APJ36)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 07, 2016 12:19 AM (g+rcZ)
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:18 AM (iMxBJ)
Sounds entertaining. I'm all for it!
Posted by: April at April 07, 2016 12:20 AM (79ZSg)
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:18 AM (iMxBJ)
***
I recommend anyone who can to see the film "Harakiri"
Great movie, wonderful story - deeply moving. And, yes, it deals with 'top-knots,' so it's topical.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:20 AM (lutOX)
http://www.ucs.louisiana.edu/~dpw9254/
Planet Nine, if it exists (disclosure: I think it does), has a pretty well-constrained orbital period by now. It's around 15000 years. Not 26000000 years. Those zeroes mean something in mathematics.
How the hell is he still getting paid?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 07, 2016 12:20 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:21 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2016 12:21 AM (SXU3d)
I mean as a teaser I would call that +2, after the story about how guinea pigs are harbingers of the apocalypse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3l4GZmh98knohtml5=False
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2016 12:21 AM (dKa8Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2016 12:21 AM (qjrXu)
First time is in private. After that, you're punished in public, in front of the courthouse.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 12:22 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 07, 2016 12:22 AM (FtrY1)
Would you all please join me in a moment of....well, if not silence, then appreciation, for Mr. Merle Haggard?
Until today, he was the living definition of Country Music. And now, his legend and his music will grace us through the ages.
Godspeed, Mr. Haggard. From however afar, it was always a pleasure.
A toast of the Moron Horde.
Merle Haggard. A Man. A mensch. A Moron.
*CHEERS!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2016 12:23 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: Lauren at April 06, 2016 11:51 PM (hbefS)
I don't think that's as likely to happen as your regular, run of the mill pervert using the law to get into your daughter's changing room to look at or fondle girls. I think that traditional rapists and pedophiles would be a much bigger problem. You can't tell me a pedophile won't put on a dress to go in and see little girls.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2016 12:23 AM (SXU3d)
"(
(a) Any person employed or acting on behalf of the state government who has authority to authorize or license marriages, including, but not limited to, clerks, registers of deeds or their deputies, may seek recusal from authorizing or licensing lawful marriages based upon or in a manner consistent with a sincerely held religious belief or moral conviction described in Section 2 of this act. Any person making such recusal shall provide prior written notice to the State Registrar of Vital Records who shall keep a record of such recusal, and the state government shall not take any discriminatory action against that person wholly or partially on the basis of such recusal. The person who is recusing himself or herself shall take all necessary steps to ensure that the authorization and licensing of any legally valid marriage is not impeded or delayed as a result of any recusal."Posted by: RioBravo at April 07, 2016 12:23 AM (NUqwG)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:21 AM (hlMPp)
This. A thousand times this.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 12:24 AM (fC9RO)
I worked there briefly a few years back and loved it. The $12 Coke with the $40 pizza for dinner made me very thankful to have the corporate AMEX
Posted by: Glen the company man at April 07, 2016 12:24 AM (+Q9b4)
I have a lawn repair project to do,we had a new leach field installed in late March, so I haven't much lawn any more.
There was no more than an inch of frost. My soil is quite sandy and ridiculously easy to dig so the job took just the day. They used a small backhoe and a skidsteer, the operator was an artist with his equipment. Fortunately, the tank itself is in fine shape.
So $3500 later, here we are.
I love watching competent people do their jobs.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 07, 2016 12:24 AM (P/8aq)
Encouraging whites not to breed, and leaving alone whether non-whites breed, means a side has been taken.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 07, 2016 12:24 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 07, 2016 12:25 AM (VdICR)
Oh hell yes. "Sing me Back Home" is one of the best things ever.
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:25 AM (iMxBJ)
I always had the urge to cut rat tails in the 80's
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2016 12:25 AM (egOGm)
I believe that SG allows chewing gum with a doctor's prescription.
As for, say, nicotine gum for smoking cessation.
Smoking being another thing of which Singaporean officialdom are not fond.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 07, 2016 12:25 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:14 AM (lutOX)
I throw wads of it on the road to make sticky traps for Smart Cars.
I have no problem with chewing gum per se, and buy it once in a while. But I dispose of it properly when done with it, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2016 12:27 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2016 12:23 AM (SXU3d)
Apparently even putting on that dress is not required. It's all about what sex you feel you are at the moment. No loopholes there, nosiree.
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:27 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: torquewrench at April 07, 2016 12:25 AM (noWW6)
***
When you've got the kind of population densities they have to deal with there, little things mean a lot.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:27 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2016 12:28 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2016 12:28 AM (qjrXu)
Posted by: centralscrutinizer at April 07, 2016 12:29 AM (0xcW3)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2016 12:30 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2016 12:30 AM (hbefS)
Posted by: centralscrutinizer at April 07, 2016 12:29 AM (0xcW3)
Looking for love in all the wrong places?
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:31 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2016 12:30 AM (0mRoj
She was my drinking buddies neighbor in the late 90s.
No matter how F'ed we were we would not cross the street.
Nope nope nope
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:32 AM (hlMPp)
We're having trouble with logistics - we're out of components, so we can't run the line - and I tell my boys "go ahead and clean every f*cking thing in our area. no rush, take your time, and enjoy a quiet night."
I go up into the break area to sip my tea and ponder the infinite for a while.
I go out on the cat-walk to check the work, and I see one of my guys has climbed on top of a machine, and is easily a good ten to twelve feet off the cement floor. How the f*ck he got up there, I don't know.
Where he was, there was an excellent chance of his falling through one of the panels on top of the equipment - it wasn't made to bear weight.....
I asked my assistant to talk him down, very easily.....
I'd resolved that this guy, if he fell through, would end up dead at my hands or not at all.
If I'm gonna lose my job because a guy died on my watch, I want it to be because I killed him.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:33 AM (lutOX)
I use nicorette gum, I dispose of it properly. I never chewed gum before I quit smoking.
My mother hates the gum, but at least I'm not smoking.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2016 12:33 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 06, 2016 11:54 PM (e+1S5)
I bet you would, oh yes I do.
Would you all please join me in a moment of....well, if not silence, then appreciation, for Mr. Merle Haggard?
I m drunk as hell for this very reason. I ain't been drunk n 20 years. I willbe so sick tomorrrow
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:33 AM (q1FtT)
These stupid non-discrimination laws are really not needed for those "gals." They are only needed for flagrantly weird, masculine-appearing, threatening creeps.
What a great idea for public restrooms!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 07, 2016 12:33 AM (T/5A0)
No matter how F'ed we were we would not cross the street.
Nope nope nope
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:32 AM (hlMPp)
No kidding? Small world.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2016 12:33 AM (0mRoj)
Remember, y'all, we are Americans, so the head is held HIGH--most especially during these times.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 07, 2016 12:34 AM (P/8aq)
So you'd say you're a "Do It Yourself" kinda guy?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2016 12:34 AM (YJmuy)
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My wife hates the masturbation, but otherwise, same deal.
Although I never smoked.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2016 12:35 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2016 12:30 AM (hbefS)
I looked that shit up and I still don't ynderstand it.n WTF is paraphillia?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:36 AM (q1FtT)
So you'd say you're a "Do It Yourself" kinda guy?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2016 12:34 AM (YJmuy)
***
Nahh....it would be so, when I got out, the boys at Toyota would want to hire me.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:36 AM (lutOX)
It's whatever gender the person identifies as, even if different from their birth gender.
I would hate to have to explain this to a child.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2016 12:36 AM (egOGm)
Well, it's good to have goals.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2016 12:37 AM (YJmuy)
Well, it's good to have goals.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2016 12:37 AM (YJmuy)
***
Goals and standards. But it made me weep for the company to think that that facility, and those guys, could still do better than the plants we had in China.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:38 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:38 AM (q1FtT)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2016 12:33 AM (0mRoj)
She was living with her folks at the time. Directly across the street.
I think I may have seen her once. But, inebriated, so it may have been the mailbox.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:39 AM (hlMPp)
Leftist Norwegian Politician Gets Raped By Somalian, Begs For Him Not To Be Deported
http://tinyurl.com/z6pkzrb
There's forgiveness and then there's voluntary subjugation brought about, in part, by "white guilt".
Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2016 12:39 AM (s87AC)
Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2016 12:40 AM (hbefS)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 07, 2016 12:34 AM (P/8aq)
I know you avoid most threads IG but I love to hear that.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:40 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2016 12:40 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 07, 2016 12:41 AM (AoK0a)
I'll let you know what they say tomorrow.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at April 07, 2016 12:41 AM (vxE55)
I m drunk as hell for this very reason. I ain't been drunk n 20 years. I willbe so sick tomorrrow
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:33 AM (q1FtT)
We must not let this opportunity go to waste...
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 12:41 AM (fC9RO)
I no longer partake of marlboro lights? Did I still leave myself wide open?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2016 12:41 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:38 AM (q1FtT)
Because you must be made to care and virtue-signal.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)
Didn't they give some kids lashes for doing that?
Posted by: ThunderB at April 07, 2016 12:00 AM (g+rcZ)
At that time I was on a cruise ship that had a lot of high school students who were causing problems. So when a comedian made a joke about the teenager in Singapore getting lashes, the audience erupted in applause.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2016 12:42 AM (SXU3d)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:42 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:38 AM (q1FtT)
Because it has never been about accommodating trannies. It's about subjugating everyone else.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 12:43 AM (fC9RO)
PayPal facility going to be located? Why, Charlotte.
The idiots just had press the limits, and now, they have, in essence, shot themselves in the foot... or PayPal has shot them in the foot, which is weird way to express support for Charlotte's idiotcracy.
It's all too stupid to contemplate. There is, moreover, the hate that the Left feel for corporate influence in politics, and yet they are cheering the PayPal decision. Go figure.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:43 AM (hTIYb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:43 AM (hTIYb)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:42 AM (hlMPp)
***
Good....good......
I met my angel at work, and, yes, it went slowly for months and months. Best of luck, and good hunting.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:43 AM (lutOX)
And that'd be a good Country Tune, if some songwriting Moron or 'Ette wants to jump on that hook?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2016 12:44 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:44 AM (hTIYb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:45 AM (hTIYb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:45 AM (hTIYb)
***
Something...something...forbidden fruit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:46 AM (lutOX)
PayPal facility going to be located? Why, Charlotte.
The idiots just had press the limits, and now, they have, in essence, shot themselves in the foot... or PayPal has shot them in the foot, which is weird way to express support for Charlotte's idiotcracy.
It's all too stupid to contemplate. There is, moreover, the hate that the Left feel for corporate influence in politics, and yet they are cheering the PayPal decision. Go figure.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:43 AM (hTIYb)
The neighborhood that you guys sent me too some time back was very beautiful, but downtown Charlotte reminds me of San Francisco.....and, unless I'm escorting out-of-town guests or attending specific events, I never go to San Francisco.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 12:46 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2016 12:39 AM (s87AC)
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The leftist politicos question as translated: "Would he get punished again, and this time much harder?"
Hmmm.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 07, 2016 12:46 AM (NUqwG)
"gals." They are only needed for flagrantly weird, masculine-appearing,
threatening creeps.
<<<
Who have already been caught with cameras in women's bathrooms.
Posted by: Ralph at April 07, 2016 12:46 AM (e8VEY)
Now, do you risk the sexual harassment lawsuit to tranny check?
Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2016 12:46 AM (hbefS)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:42 AM (hlMPp)
Go for it, just be careful.
Posted by: Blano at April 07, 2016 12:47 AM (NHQQx)
Oozes and reeks.
Posted by: gracepc at April 07, 2016 12:47 AM (OU4q6)
It all confuses the supreme shit outta me, I gotta tell ya. How do they know they just don't like wearing womens clothing?
And the tranny I worked with must have stopped taking her hormones because she looked exactly like a guy. With a very bad haircut.
Like the guy who isn't Jim Carey in Dumb ad Dumber.
Bad.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:47 AM (q1FtT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:44 AM (hTIYb)
The Barrel, at least, is tranny-friendly. Perhaps too friendly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2016 12:47 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:45 AM (hTIYb)
The way I heard it -- lo, those many years ago... -- was "don't get your meat where you get your bread."
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 12:47 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Splunge at April 07, 2016 12:00 AM (iMxBJ)
At least according to speculation at the time, Singapore was kicked out of Malaysia to prevent the Chinese from contaminating the Malays.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 07, 2016 12:48 AM (brIR5)
But she would have it, so she accepted the offer. She said it was my fault, that, seeing the place had one decent person there (she called me, mentally, the "cat-monk," as she, like me, assigns people nicknames) she thought it couldn't be all bad.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 12:48 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:33 AM (q1FtT)
Sounds like the perfect time to show is a pic of your tits..
Posted by: Blano at April 07, 2016 12:49 AM (NHQQx)
http://www.platinumfighters.com/#!t-28-inventory/crl3
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2016 12:49 AM (qjrXu)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:49 AM (q1FtT)
Because it has never been about accommodating trannies. It's about subjugating everyone else.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 12:43 AM (fC9RO)
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BINGO.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 07, 2016 12:49 AM (T/5A0)
Sounds like the perfect time to show is a pic of your tits..
Posted by: Blano at April 07, 2016 12:49 AM (NHQQx)
I ain't that drunk.
)Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:51 AM (q1FtT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:51 AM (q1FtT)
Then have another drink!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 12:51 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:38 AM (q1FtT)
It's about power, not taking a dump.
If they can control your most basic functions, they control you.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 07, 2016 12:52 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Were you here the other night when I mentioned taking the airbag out of my truck? That is a spooky thing to handle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:53 AM (hTIYb)
--
It wasn't about just bathrooms. It extended to all shower facilities, changing rooms, etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:54 AM (hTIYb)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2016 12:54 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:42 AM (hlMPp)
Go for it, just be careful.
Posted by: Blano at April 07, 2016 12:47 AM (NHQQx)
DON'T RUSH ME!
Actually, the working together dynamic is the only thing I'm worried about.
But I love that she doesn't remember anybody else's name yet comes to me to talk about what a (her words) clusterfuck the day has been. And eye contact and smiles are up there.
*never actually pursued a woman
** fuck you horde. That doesn't mean i was pursuing men.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:55 AM (hlMPp)
Yall are bad but of course hat's part of your charm.
I don't get that way when I"m drunk. I mainly want to sing and dance even more. Unless Im drink tequilla and then my fuse gets short and the wild eyed hillbilly comes out fighting. Which is why I no longer drink tequila.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:55 AM (q1FtT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2016 12:55 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:55 AM (hlMPp)
If they can control your most basic functions, they control you.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 07, 2016 12:52 AM (1JnAL)
****
Worse than that, I have heard some argue that words = actions. If they are able to somehow pull off that off via the Supremes, game over.
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 07, 2016 12:56 AM (++VIG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:53 AM (hTIYb)
No. Is there a way to disarm the airbag system if one is doing work to the vehicle that might trip the G-sensor? Or can one find the G-sensor, unplug and remove it while doing a frame jerk?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2016 12:56 AM (UsLZp)
I don't get that way when I"m drunk. I mainly want to sing and dance
even more. Unless Im drink tequilla and then my fuse gets short and the
wild eyed hillbilly comes out fighting. Which is why I no longer drink
tequila.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:55 AM (q1FtT)
You're a red-head. Tequila's just a convenient excuse.
BTW, did you see my news?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 12:56 AM (fC9RO)
Thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2016 12:57 AM (McRlu)
I don't get that way when I"m drunk. I mainly want to sing and dance even more. Unless Im drink tequilla and then my fuse gets short and the wild eyed hillbilly comes out fighting. Which is why I no longer drink tequila.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:55 AM (q1FtT)
Tammy got a hold of sven's speech to text machine?!?
Kidding. Have fun Tammy
. Let loose 
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:58 AM (hlMPp)
That could also be a sign of Friend Zone. I used to be very relaxed and friendly with guys I liked as buddies, and it got me into trouble.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:58 AM (q1FtT)
one is doing work to the vehicle that might trip the G-sensor? Or can
one find the G-sensor, unplug and remove it while doing a frame jerk?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Pull battery connection (negative, natch) walk away for 1/2 hour before touching. What worries me is static discharges. They are probably not vulnerable to such, but it's spooky holding a bomb in your hand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 12:59 AM (hTIYb)
*never actually pursued a woman
** fuck you horde. That doesn't mean i was pursuing men.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 12:55 AM (hlMPp)
Sounds promising.
Just curious, how old are you?
Posted by: Blano at April 07, 2016 12:59 AM (NHQQx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2016 12:56 AM (UsLZp)
*****
There is a harness on my Crown Vic for airbags. I found that out when I had to replace the clock spring.
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 07, 2016 01:00 AM (++VIG)
That's a lot of Trojans, Anna.
/snerk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2016 01:01 AM (McRlu)
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Yep. If it's someone you work with and know well, it's no big deal. Restrooms that are used by a small group who know each other can accommodate weirdness.
But big public restrooms cannot do so without endangering the safety of the public.
From what I read of the NC law, it just allows each office, venue, etc., set its own rules --- which seems to me the most rational policy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 07, 2016 01:01 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2016 12:56 AM (UsLZp)
The G-sensor is a myth.
Posted by: Men Everywhere at April 07, 2016 01:01 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 01:01 AM (hTIYb)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j68amgc
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2016 01:02 AM (qjrXu)
BTW, did you see my news?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 12:56 AM (fC9RO)
I truly don't have much of a temper. I mean, every ten years or so I lose my shit completely, and need to hear something break, I am mostly good.
YOu got accepted at a school whose name I can't remember right now, other than it sounded like a place that might not have a tango club!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:03 AM (q1FtT)
That could also be a sign of Friend Zone. I used to be very relaxed and friendly with guys I liked as buddies, and it got me into trouble.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 12:58 AM (q1FtT)
Thanks Buzzkill
. But we're really not buddies. She just started at the end of January. I really don't know much about her but the last few days/weeks we seem to be talking more and more.Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:03 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:04 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:04 AM (hlMPp)
office, venue, etc., set its own rules --- which seems to me the most
rational policy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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Any business can do what it damn well pleases, but it cannot be compelled to allow multi-sex access to bathrooms, changing facilities, showers and similar. That is what the law says.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 01:05 AM (hTIYb)
Posted by: Blano at April 07, 2016 01:05 AM (uiVGU)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:05 AM (hlMPp)
YOu got accepted at a school whose name I can't
remember right now, other than it sounded like a place that might not
have a tango club!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:03 AM (q1FtT)
San Diego State University and California Lutheran University. I'm in the process of trying to decide where to accept. A lot of it will be driven by where I can find work.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 01:06 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:06 AM (hlMPp)
H8!!!!
Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2016 01:06 AM (hbefS)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:06 AM (q1FtT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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On the dawn of the first day that the law went into effect, NOTHING changed for anyone, nothing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 01:07 AM (hTIYb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:06 AM (q1FtT)
******
*Slams glass on the table*
Pour!
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 07, 2016 01:08 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 01:08 AM (hTIYb)
Yes, the Lutheran one is the one I knew. SDU,t oo! Youre so fabulous. I won't be mad that you did this after I left cali.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:08 AM (q1FtT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 01:09 AM (hTIYb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:10 AM (q1FtT)
Ignore me!Im drink.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:06 AM (q1FtT)
+++++++
I was just kidding Tammy. Have fun tonight...and post
. Everyone needs to cut loose once in a while.
And was looking for an 'ettes perspective.
it would be weird if I wore a GoPro to the office tomorrow to capture the interactions right?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:10 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2016 01:05 AM (hTIYb)
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The best possible policy, IMO.
The media-driven hysteria over this is something to behold.
We're through the looking glass.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 07, 2016 01:11 AM (T/5A0)
Yes, the Lutheran one is the one I knew. SDU,t oo! Youre so fabulous. I won't be mad that you did this after I left cali.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:08 AM (q1FtT)
I'm sorry! I had to get my life in order first! If it makes you feel any better, I probably won't stay in California after school, so I could very well end up somewhere else closer.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 01:12 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:10 AM (hlMPp)
****
A camera on your forehead secured by a thick black band? Nah, that screams "Cool".
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 07, 2016 01:13 AM (YLidQ)
Tll her it's for your documentary.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:17 AM (q1FtT)
A camera on your forehead secured by a thick black band? Nah, that screams "Cool".
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 07, 2016 01:13 AM (YLidQ)
All set then!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:17 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:10 AM (q1FtT)
We still have Corb Lund:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmdq2NrnGg0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2016 01:18 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:17 AM (hlMPp)
*****
I eagerly await the after action report.
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 07, 2016 01:18 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:17 AM (q1FtT)
Hmmm...
. . Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:19 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 07, 2016 01:19 AM (EPtLe)
Oh it's always logic and facts and good common sense with you.
Will you stillbeColorado ALex or shall I have to get used to a new nic?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:19 AM (q1FtT)
Ain't gonna take a wave-off on this one, either.
It's gonna be the three-wire, the ramp or the barrier, but regardless, I'm a' hittin' the deck.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2016 01:20 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:17 AM (hlMPp)
*****
I eagerly await the after action report.
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 07, 2016 01:18 AM (YLidQ)
Can I transfer video with my one phone call from jail?
Asking for.....well, me.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:20 AM (hlMPp)
plenty of talent left, and always will be, but it won't be the same.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:23 AM (q1FtT)
Some of what we watched:
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A feel-good story that starts out like a horror movie. Warning: Extremely graphic. I really had to fast-jump through portions. Watched this before eating dinner.
Incredible Dog Rescue
Incredible Nature - Facebook
http://bit.ly/1TDe13O
h/t: BigFurHat, IOTW Report
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Vehicular close call
Incredible Near miss - Carlisle river Victoria
https://youtu.be/jKQYRen_MIA
also h/t: BigFurHat, IOTW Report
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Are you habituated to AoSHQ?
Is There Such a Thing As An Addictive Personality?
(Spoiler: Not exactly)
SciShow
https://youtu.be/VbdCd2TyAo0
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Some TED talks are better than others. This one has its amusing points... but it's the one you won't get around to watching:
Inside the mind of a master procrastinator
Tim Urban
https://youtu.be/arj7oStGLkU
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You know you want one. They got one.
50 ft Flamethrower in 4K Slow Motion
The Slow Mo Guys
https://youtu.be/ep_mf6ZE9U0
Fire in slow-mo is always interesting.
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Now to catch up on some 230+ comments . . .
Posted by: mindful webworker - vidiot at April 07, 2016 01:25 AM (5a8XA)
Have a great Thursday.
The only easy day was yesterday...
But piss an enemy off tomorrow. Have fun. This country is a circus now anyways.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2016 01:26 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:23 AM (q1FtT)
True. But don't be neglecting the "new" guys, because some of them, like Corb, have a lot to offer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2016 01:27 AM (UsLZp)
Will you stillbeColorado ALex or shall I have to get used to a new nic?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:19 AM (q1FtT)
I'm thinking about Colorado Alex in Exile.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 01:28 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 01:30 AM (Dhq5N)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:30 AM (q1FtT)
It is about cute girls doing cute things involving bread.
They are "bread buddies"...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 07, 2016 01:30 AM (vBeA5)
Just like rape is not really about sex it's about power. Every knee must be MADE to bend.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at April 07, 2016 01:39 AM (3Mimg)
Oh my gosh,no, I always look for new music. I just hate to see the great ones go . My Daddy was a session musician in Nashville and many of them were a part of my childhood.
He never recorded with Merle but he was good friends with Roy Nichols and got to know him well enough that he'd sit and pick wt them when he was in CA.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:39 AM (q1FtT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:40 AM (q1FtT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 07, 2016 01:30 AM (q1FtT)
The way I heard it, Thousand Oaks was where organized crime in LA stashed their families; and Simi Valley was where LA LEOs retired.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 01:42 AM (EzgxV)
While any sane person, or even Horde member would reject such idiocy, to them the pecking order / list / agenda is infallible because it is supported by the party elite.
They really have made a religion of government, and their objects of worship are the people closest to the levers of power. A more unhealthy thing has never existed in modern civilization.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 07, 2016 01:44 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 07, 2016 01:45 AM (RPCUV)
Did I miss anything good? Other than the content, of course (some great links up there).
Posted by: Chi at April 07, 2016 01:46 AM (QWbr+)
Did I miss anything good? Other than the content, of course (some great links up there).
Posted by: Chi at April 07, 2016 01:46 AM (QWbr+)
Tammy was roaring drunk, but couldn't be enticed.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 01:48 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 01:50 AM (Dhq5N)
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 07, 2016 01:51 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 01:50 AM (Dhq5N)
What part; how long? I've had occasion to ramble over the state and might have some unusual tourism suggestions, depending on where you go.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 01:51 AM (EzgxV)
I find myself checking it a few times per day...
I wonder what the little eaglets are dreaming about when they kick & flap. They have never known anything but that nest - are they dreaming of flying? Or just fighting with their sibling?
Posted by: Chi at April 07, 2016 01:52 AM (QWbr+)
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 07, 2016 01:51 AM (YLidQ)
It's always an event when MWNP declares the thread uninteresting.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 01:54 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 01:54 AM (Dhq5N)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 01:56 AM (Dhq5N)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2016 01:58 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Ball Of Hate at April 07, 2016 01:58 AM (2yvM+)
Posted by: Alana
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A regular has posted that a national motel chain welcomes pets - Motel 6, maybe?
Sorry, I don't remember exactly, but he/she said it was clean, affordable & pet friendly. Maybe an option for you?
As Rosie O says - Google It!
Posted by: Chi at April 07, 2016 01:58 AM (QWbr+)
https://tinyurl.com/gt62ob5
It's long but fascinating. I started reading it and got sucked right in.
Posted by: rickl at April 07, 2016 02:02 AM (sdi6R)
Never a big fan, but I remember the summer that they played "Okie from Muskogee" over and over - got real sick of that joke song. I can take it a little better nowadays. Mixed emotions. Always liked the line about flying Old Glory down at the courthouse.
I always thought Merle was a native Okie, but Wikipedia says he was born in a boxcar in California - from parents who were Okies who fled to Calif after their barn burned in '34.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at April 07, 2016 02:05 AM (5a8XA)
It is about cute girls doing cute things in their high school motorcycle club.
"My butt's vibrating with the sound."
Also, one of the bikes talks to one of the girls:
"Do you know what it's like to have a man's crotch on your face?"
and
"Hane-chan, it's good to inspect your bike before mounting it, but it's even more important to inspect a man before mounting him."
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 07, 2016 02:05 AM (vBeA5)
Tim's gone! Now we can really party!
Posted by: mindful webworker - but not too hearty at April 07, 2016 02:07 AM (5a8XA)
Probably Westlake Village for the mobsters. The reason so many retired LAPD live in Simi Valley is that so many of them bought homes there while on the force. If you look back on the Rodney King trial change of venue to Simi Valley, it was criticized as not offering an unbiased selection of jurors.
This ignored the fact that any jury who saw the ENTIRE video would have done the same.
Posted by: Epobirs at April 07, 2016 02:13 AM (IdCqF)
Any body watch The Americans? What were the Polaroids of that Stan stole out of Martha's drawer?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 07, 2016 02:18 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 01:54 AM (Dhq5N)
If you have anything to do with fabric crafts (e.g. quilting) -- Mary Jo's Cloth Store [ http://maryjos.com/ ] has an outsized footprint.
Seagrove, NC is home to the "Pottery Highway" [NC-705]. Virtually every streambank in the environs is comprised of pottery-class clay. Accordingly, a large proportion of the inhabitants constructed kilns. There is an amazing range of craft pottery available in the area -- and, most of the time, you can chat with the potters. You have everything from traditionalists to the avant-garde.
The North Carolina Zoo is located in Asheboro. It's modern and quite nice, but only the North America and Africa areas ever got built....so, it's a bit odd in that respect.
No visit to the region would be complete without dining at the "Honey Monk" -- Lexington BBQ in (natch) Lexington. NC has a ton of regional cuisines, and de gustibus non est disputandum, but it'd be a shame not to sample this one.
It's a lovely area, with much to see -- but the deeper you look, the more it offers....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 02:18 AM (EzgxV)
We Weill be traveling in a pop-up trailer, not staying in hotels. So any sightseeing and activities we do we have to be able to take the dog with us.
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 02:19 AM (Dhq5N)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 02:21 AM (Dhq5N)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 02:22 AM (Dhq5N)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 02:25 AM (Dhq5N)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 02:21 AM (Dhq5N)
Seagrove has a nice little pottery museum that documents the centuries-old traditions of local potters, then shows some of the newer influences. And if there's a potter whose style you like, you drive to his/her HOME, go up the driveway to a 2/3 car parking area, walk up to the outbuilding where they have their kiln, and start looking at their works. They'll soon show up, tugging on their jacket, and engage with you. You can buy their "off-the-shelf" works or commission a custom piece. And it's literally pried out of the ground right there.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 02:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alana at April 07, 2016 02:21 AM (Dhq5N)
Seagrove has a nice little pottery museum that documents the centuries-old traditions of local potters, then shows some of the newer influences. And if there's a potter whose style you like, you drive to his/her HOME, go up the driveway to a 2/3 car parking area, walk up to the outbuilding where they have their kiln, and start looking at their works. They'll soon show up, tugging on their jacket, and engage with you. You can buy their "off-the-shelf" works or commission a custom piece. And it's literally pried out of the ground right there.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 02:30 AM (EzgxV)
Did everyone else suddenly fall into a stupor?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 02:53 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 02:53 AM (EzgxV)
Not yet...
Posted by: The Cerveza Hat at April 07, 2016 02:56 AM (vBeA5)
Long day, late getting home. Good to be here. Good to see all the kittehs are fine.
Whole area smells of grass fires. Didn't seen any flames, but it's thick smoke, so, somewhere, it's burning. Been that kind of Spring. Lots of gusting today.
Didn't see a response on alternatives to PayPal question. Something folks can donate any amount. Got to study up on funding services. Borrring.
Posted by: mindful webworker - but not too hearty at April 07, 2016 02:58 AM (xP7rZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - charming at April 07, 2016 02:59 AM (xP7rZ)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 02:53 AM (EzgxV)
I'm watching Supernatural and doing Russian homework.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 03:01 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 03:01 AM (fC9RO)
How many shots of cheap vodka does Russian homework involve?
Posted by: The Vodka Hat at April 07, 2016 03:02 AM (vBeA5)
I have a feeling I'd enjoy the class if I was taking it in person, but this online shit just doesn't work.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 03:06 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 02:53 AM (EzgxV)
I'm watching Supernatural and doing Russian homework.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2016 03:01 AM (fC9RO)
Russian homework: *drink* *drink* *drink* "Fucking Ukrainians" *drink* *drink* *drink* "Fucking Americans" *drink* *drink* *drink*
Fucking Jews" *drink* *drink* *drink* "Fucking Arabs" *drink* *drink* *drink*.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 03:07 AM (EzgxV)
http://bit.ly/1SRNJZh
Police arrested a naked man they say was peeking in the women's restroom at the River Parks Tuesday night.
And, of course, I thought, what inebriated Moron is this? (Although Sherry McEvil is the only Tulsa Moronette of whom I'm aware.) But then, I read further....
Officers were called to the 1900 block of South Riverside Drive at about 10:45 p.m. about a man wearing nothing but panty hose...
...and I thought, no, no self-respecting Moron would be wearing pantyhose, no matter how much Valu-Rite was consumed. Stockings, maybe; garter belts, maybe; but pantyhose? No way.
Perv.
Posted by: mindful webworker - standards! at April 07, 2016 03:14 AM (xP7rZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - standards! at April 07, 2016 03:15 AM (xP7rZ)
♥
Blessed is he whose transgression is forgiven, whose sin is covered.
Posted by: mindful webworker - z(z) at April 07, 2016 03:18 AM (xP7rZ)
http://bit.ly/1SRNJZh
Police arrested a naked man they say was peeking in the women's restroom at the River Parks Tuesday night.
And, of course, I thought, what inebriated Moron is this? (Although Sherry McEvil is the only Tulsa Moronette of whom I'm aware.) But then, I read further....
Officers were called to the 1900 block of South Riverside Drive at about 10:45 p.m. about a man wearing nothing but panty hose...
...and I thought, no, no self-respecting Moron would be wearing pantyhose, no matter how much Valu-Rite was consumed. Stockings, maybe; garter belts, maybe; but pantyhose? No way.
Perv.
Posted by: mindful webworker - standards! at April 07, 2016 03:14 AM (xP7rZ)
A manly man may be wearing pantyhose under a wetsuit for diving.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 03:29 AM (EzgxV)
A manly man may be wearing pantyhose under a wetsuit for diving.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 03:29 AM (EzgxV)
The trick with a latex gimp suit is baby powder.
Posted by: Algernon Krieger at April 07, 2016 03:31 AM (fC9RO)
There's a bearded clam joke in there somewhere, but approaching too stuporified to find it ...
Posted by: Adriane the Humor Critic ... at April 07, 2016 03:33 AM (AoK0a)
A manly man may be wearing pantyhose under a wetsuit for diving.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 03:29 AM (EzgxV)
The trick with a latex gimp suit is baby powder.
Posted by: Algernon Krieger at April 07, 2016 03:31 AM (fC9RO)
How, exactly, do you know this?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 03:35 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2016 03:29 AM (EzgxV)
The trick with a latex gimp suit is baby powder.
Posted by: Algernon Krieger at April 07, 2016 03:31 AM (fC9RO)
Is the baby powder made from real babies?
Posted by: Planned Parenthood, protecting its market share at April 07, 2016 03:40 AM (vBeA5)
The tri-atheletes around here use cooking spray ...
Posted by: Adriane the Athletic Critic ... at April 07, 2016 03:43 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Teh Barrel at April 07, 2016 03:44 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Vodka Hat at April 07, 2016 03:02 AM (vBeA5)
***
The world may never know....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 03:46 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Adriane the Athletic Critic ... at April 07, 2016 03:46 AM (AoK0a)
It almost requires you to be hammered to get the accents and cadence just right.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 03:51 AM (lutOX)
Fortunately for me, I am too stuporified to realize the full horror of the experience.
But I think it's something like ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me-VhC9ieh0
Posted by: Adriane the Athletic Critic ... at April 07, 2016 03:53 AM (AoK0a)
It almost requires you to be hammered to get the accents and cadence just right.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 03:51 AM (lutOX)
***
Or maybe that's just my impression, based on having picked up most of it from lushes....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 07, 2016 03:56 AM (lutOX)
I have to go to sleep anyway, looks like everyone else may have as well.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 07, 2016 04:04 AM (wB8Tg)
Batten down the hatches. Here they come.
Announcement from US Embassy in Jordan: Syrian refugee surge to America is Now Under Way
http://tinyurl.com/h8798ln
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 04:11 AM (rY/vE)
Here is the debut of BABYMETAL in the U.S.:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZApf9c8Tes
Posted by: The Pollitical Hat at April 07, 2016 04:18 AM (vBeA5)
Given their usual presentation, that's like performing in a closet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 07, 2016 04:20 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 04:23 AM (rY/vE)
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 04:26 AM (rY/vE)
Didn't want to get up this morning.
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2016 04:27 AM (1J6E6)
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 04:34 AM (rY/vE)
I wrote PP yesterday to protest their punishment of NC. Told them I would no longer be using their service and that my policy would remain the same until their changed.
Of course it won't do any good but I felt better for having put them on notice.
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 04:35 AM (rY/vE)
Oh. Never mind. Evidently one cannot quote the sidebar on the ONT.
Teh Roolz get very confusing sometimes.
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 04:37 AM (rY/vE)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2016 04:46 AM (1J6E6)
Anyway, I'm sorry, Maet, for cluttering up your post with empty brackets. I'll try to do better.
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 04:56 AM (rY/vE)
That looks pretty good. I have confidence that Mel is going to do an even better job in this than Taken.
The guy writing the "review" certainly seems like a bit of a girlyman douchebag. I like how he thinks that Mel is off the A-list, while Mel has been making (directing and/or acting in) great movies during his time in "exile" and I expect this one to be yet, another.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 07, 2016 05:02 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2016 05:18 AM (1J6E6)
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 05:28 AM (rY/vE)
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 07, 2016 05:31 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: 192.168.1.1 at April 07, 2016 05:32 AM (tATia)
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 05:45 AM (rY/vE)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. It's burnt Cap'n at April 07, 2016 05:57 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 05:58 AM (rY/vE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2016 06:00 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. It's burnt Cap'n at April 07, 2016 06:01 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. It's burnt Cap'n at April 07, 2016 06:18 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 06:20 AM (p8ODH)
I'm not a big CW fan, but reading that was like finding out Andy Griffith was shilling for Ocare.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 07, 2016 06:21 AM (P8951)
By 2 pm it'll feel like I've been there for 2 days.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 07, 2016 06:22 AM (P8951)
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 06:25 AM (p8ODH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2016 06:30 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: creeper at April 07, 2016 06:38 AM (p8ODH)
>>> Posted by: Lauren at April 06, 2016 11:51 PM
>> Yes, and not only is it too much to ask, the very
>> act of
>> as Hitler.
>> Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 07, 2016 08:01 AM (sOhww)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at April 07, 2016 08:03 AM (vxE55)
But I didn't think bad ideas, so I did nothing.
Then they came for the arguably crappy ideas.
I thought I had pretty good ideas so I did nothing.
Then they told me what to think, because we don't want to return to the days of badthinking.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 07, 2016 09:24 AM (+TUQ6)
There are a lot of good things in this thread. (Par for the course.)
But let me just take the easiest and most innocuous of the items:
I will definitely be watching the new Mel Gibson film.
I deeply regret the 2+ hours I wasted on the latest and BY FUCKING FAR WORST of the Mad Max movies.
Posted by: Testy Stoic Trumpublican at April 07, 2016 01:29 PM (AhiRu)
Beyond interesting.
I am prematurely inclined to thank you guys.
This might very well be the best format for me: after the fact. (In all sober seriousness.)
Anyway, we'll see..
Posted by: Testy Stoic Trumpublican at April 07, 2016 01:32 PM (AhiRu)
Okay, yeah sure, so I'm a little slow on the uptake. Whatever.
I'm wondering how many others have been BANISHED to fourth-class musings.
- Better than nothing, I guess.
Anyway, Conan's replay of his Aniston/Pitt/Shandling joke at an award show (in honor of the great Gary Shandling) was one of the funniest things I've seen in quite some time. - Especially given the serious context of how Gary reached out to Conan in the wake of his firing when things seemed darkest.
Beautiful, really. - Comedy at it's best.
So, thanks for posting that.
Posted by: Testy Stoic Trumpublican at April 07, 2016 01:52 PM (AhiRu)
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