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The Morning After Open Thread
Well, well, well. It looks like I won't have to completely walk back my prediction from yesterday. Cruz came in a commanding first place and Rubio narrowly lost to Trump by a little over 2,000 votes. However, in the delegate count, Rubio and Trump both received 7.
An impressive victory by Cruz and a solid victory by Rubio over the rest of the Not Cruz/Trump contingent. It looks like we'll probably be down to a three man race sooner than expected. Oh and it looks like Hillary run but the Democratic delegates were decided by a coin flip or a potato sack race, who knows?Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tim in GA at February 02, 2016 09:13 AM (xRA8Q)
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 09:13 AM (lIU4e)
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Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2016 09:16 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: hill's poseidon's adventure at February 02, 2016 09:16 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 09:16 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 09:17 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 09:17 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 09:17 AM (8HTq1)
And The Band, in general, and especially The Big Pink.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:18 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at February 02, 2016 09:18 AM (ROUi8)
For today.
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 09:13 AM (lIU4e)
Me, too!
Posted by: chique testing testing at February 02, 2016 09:18 AM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Ann Coulter at February 02, 2016 09:19 AM (u5gzz)
So on this Morning After, Jeb! does the Walk Of Shame: mussed hair, shirt mis-buttoned, underwear on backwards and torn, and with mysterious stains on his jacket.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:19 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: eleven at February 02, 2016 09:19 AM (qUNWi)
She looked and sounded possessed. It wasn't so much a speech as it was her yelling at people.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 09:19 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 09:19 AM (pVneD)
Hill's preferred cocktail is vodka and Metamucil (the Hillary Walkerbanger) Commie grandpa had to stick to straight Metamucil.
The Dem candidates - so young and hip!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 02, 2016 09:19 AM (u0lmX)
It's not like the last thread had even gotten into nut punches yet.
If it's nut punches you want, just get married.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (fWAjv)
Ted Cruz is reputed to have a very small penis. Extremely small. Microscopic, even.
Posted by: Ann Coulter at February 02, 2016 09:19 AM (u5gzz)
I KNEW there was a reason I identified with him!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (j4wsR)
OK, I'll get things going.
Trump!
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2016 09:21 AM (8PbKi)
Then I remember they feel entitled to my money via farm subsidies ... and the "fuck them" returns.
Posted by: Irony at February 02, 2016 09:21 AM (BHaRb)
It's a great song. Joan Baez did a great version.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:22 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 09:22 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Mel Torme did a scat version of it.
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (8PbKi)
Larry Fine
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: MTF
Does that mean we get elbows with the posts?
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Mel Torme did a scat version of it.
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (8ikIW)
So did the Germans.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (kpqmD)
We've all been on our best behavior ever since we found out that Jasper the Dog is lurking here.
Speaking of, I took B'Gal to one of her many doctors yesterday. I walked past a car in the parking lot that had a dog just sitting in the back seat with the window down watching the world go by. Since I can't see a puppeh without smiling, I looked at him and grinned.
The dog looked at me and broke out into an unmistakable wide smile, which tickled me to no end. Funniest thing I've seen in quite a while.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 09:24 AM (LUgeY)
Mel Torme did a scat version of it.
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (8ikIW)
Yeah, but it was kind of shitty.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:24 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Burn it! at February 02, 2016 09:24 AM (SOVQ8)
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:25 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 09:25 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: President Huckabee and President Santorum at February 02, 2016 09:25 AM (4YUWF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2016 09:26 AM (voOPb)
Coming in third place ahead of a bunch of also-rans is now a "commanding victory"? That's some Grade A establishment wordsmithery there, Ben.
Posted by: Foul Harold at February 02, 2016 09:26 AM (FGvan)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (xWW96)
I never realized he was from Arkansas...
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 09:27 AM (lIU4e)
I had no predictions so I don't have anything to walk back (the wise man only needs to taste crow once). We will see if the establishment will coalesce around Rubio or if Jeb's partisans can bring him across the finish line. The also-rans will show us just how far stubborn ego can travel on the River Denial.
On the insurgent side it is Cruz and Trump fighting it out for the honor of leading the most querulous faction in the entire GOP.
Let the slaughter continue!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - ReFit your Conniptions at the Outrage Outlet! at February 02, 2016 09:27 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:27 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Dondi at February 02, 2016 09:27 AM (4YUWF)
Posted by: Burn it! at February 02, 2016 09:28 AM (SOVQ8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (fWAjv)
It makes me wonder if those hideous pants suit tops are hiding an insulin pump or a colostomy bag.
Or (what is probably more likely) she deliberately chooses frumpiness, just as DWS chooses to style her hair with motor oil - to make all those ugly feminists out there like them even more , because they're not catering to male ideas of attractiveness. Dem women tend to feel threatened by attractive female pols. It was why they instantly hated Palin with the heat of 1000 suns.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 02, 2016 09:28 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at February 02, 2016 09:29 AM (tM4uk)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 02, 2016 09:29 AM (HSmrB)
Like cleanliness?
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 09:30 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:30 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 09:30 AM (lIU4e)
Mmmm mmmm mmmm
Posted by: Hill the Booze Hound at February 02, 2016 09:30 AM (gAgEy)
Seriously, every time I see Teh Rube smile, that old tic in my arm kicks back in, the one that looks suspiciously like me trying to punch someone in the face, no seriously Your Honor, it's totes involuntary...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 02, 2016 09:31 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:31 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Irony at February 02, 2016 09:21 AM (BHaRb)
Cruz won despite the fact he came out against subsidies - so I guess not all of them feel entitled to your money. Or else they recognize that the issues facing the country are a lot more serious than ethanol bullshit.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 02, 2016 09:31 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 09:31 AM (oVJmc)
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.........
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:31 AM (jqZ8a)
Judas Priest did a great cover of Diamonds and Rust:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vLDazyvMMGw
Posted by: fluffy at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (AfsKp)
If you were a democrat and had the choice between ancient candidate and more ancientcandidate, or the young democrat on the republican side -- why not?
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (oVJmc)
I think "my Muslim faith" is the name of a jacket that Mr Obama puts on from time to time. Usually it sits in his closet right next to his "my Christian faith" jacket.
Mr. Obama spent much of his youth in Hawaii under the sometime tutelage of Frank Marshall Davis, who was a Communist Party USA (CPUSA) propagandist. I'm sure by the time Mr. Davis was done, Mr. Obama didn't have any real religion left in him.
Opiate for the masses as they say. Does this make Obama a "pusher" ?
Posted by: Ho Lo Bang at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (e8kgV)
If Bill had anything to do with it, I'm betting it was Naked Johnny On A Pony.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (eytER)
What's with the Joan Baez hate?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:27 AM (1xUj/)
Well, she ruined a perfectly acceptable if lefty science fiction film with her work on the soundtrack for Silent Running. Makes the film unwatchable without anti-emetic drugs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Ann Coulter at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2016 09:33 AM (UzPAd)
My brother had a bunch of us on facebook picking order and percents and based on how well everyone did over there, I clearly am the low politics follower in the family.
Check out my dad's predictions:
Cruz 24%
Trump 21%
Rubio 19%
Carson 8%
Huckabee 6%
Bush 5%
Paul 4%
Kasich 3%
Florina 3%
Christie 2%
Santorum 2%
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at February 02, 2016 09:33 AM (tM4uk)
Why is "Jesusland" a sneering leftist pejorative?
Posted by: V the K at February 02, 2016 08:59 AM (O7MnT)
______
Mornings after are tough for those without standards.
Fell asleep with TV on (as usual) and thought at first Dondi won. Thank goodness it was all a bad dream.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 02, 2016 09:33 AM (MIKMs)
Trump WILL MAKE COIN TOSSES GREAT AGAIN!
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2016 09:33 AM (RcpcZ)
I thought the democrats were going to Trump?
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 09:34 AM (pVneD)
Posted by: mst3k at February 02, 2016 09:34 AM (2MRi7)
Congrats to Donald Trump, the only white guy to crack into the Iowa GOP top 4
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 02, 2016 09:34 AM (9krrF)
She did have a strained look on her face last night. Then she suddenly announced, 'I'm relieved'.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 09:35 AM (fbovC)
That surprised me too. And Drudge has a link to some poll saying that 90% of Americans don't think AGW is a problem enough to worry about it.
One wonders why all the politicians seem to think it is. I wonder why anyone would vote for a politician who believes in a massively expensive hoax?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 09:35 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Tony253 at February 02, 2016 09:35 AM (PryWG)
DWS chooses to style her hair with motor oil - to make all those ugly feminists out there like them even more , because they're not catering to male ideas of attractiveness.
Like cleanliness?
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 09:30 AM (lIU4e)
I'm pretty sure she uses Miracle Whip.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:35 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: gapoz at February 02, 2016 09:35 AM (thyJJ)
Spent his formative years in an Indonesian madrassa.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:35 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Hill the Booze Hound at February 02, 2016 09:36 AM (gAgEy)
Bitchezzz
Posted by: Hill the Booze Hound at February 02, 2016 09:36 AM (gAgEy)
Dude slept the entire campaign and got 10%. That's gotta count for something.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 09:37 AM (Wckf4)
I think they find him acceptable but prefer Rubio in head to head crossover voting.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 09:37 AM (fbovC)
She did have a strained look on her face last night. Then she suddenly announced, 'I'm relieved'.
Depends.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:37 AM (jqZ8a)
--
Nah, it's gullibility + "free" shit.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 02, 2016 09:37 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Mainah at February 02, 2016 09:37 AM (659DL)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vLDazyvMMGw
Posted by: fluffy at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (AfsKp)
S.O.D.'s cover is epic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbHacAWg3JQ
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik's uric acid level at February 02, 2016 09:37 AM (jV8Mq)
I think NH is also unpredictable at this point.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 09:38 AM (GGCsk)
Actually, it's more like his underwear.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 09:38 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: JTB at February 02, 2016 09:38 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:19 AM (j4wsR)
_____
You can make your little jokes, but one day you and a lot of other people will look back at this year and ask yourself, why you refused to support a seasoned leader with an impressive record and threw in your lot with a group of pandering amateurs!
Posted by: Begonia at February 02, 2016 09:39 AM (SiU5w)
Posted by: Oh, Sorry, Still Amped up from the Trump Wars at February 02, 2016 09:39 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (xWW96)
The rest of them were Canadian.
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 09:39 AM (zoehZ)
Loser.com Now Directs to Trump's Wikipedia Page, and It's Glorious
He'll be promising lawsuits once he snaps out of his coma.
Iowa voters aren't the only ones who think Donald Trump is a loser.
Loser.com says so, too.
As of Tuesday morning, that domain name directs to the Wikipedia page for the blabbering billionaire, who settled for second in the Iowa caucus after insisting for months he would win.
That puts Trump is a long line of Loser.com losers -- including Barack Obama and Kanye West.
So many losers, so little time.
A domain search shows Loser.com turned into a Trump proxy at 12:28 a.m. Tuesday -- just a couple hours after Ted Cruz trounced Trump in the caucus.
what an election race
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 09:39 AM (qCMvj)
Lemon (sic) helm was from Tennessee *hic*
Posted by: Hill the Booze Hound at February 02, 2016 09:36 AM (gAgEy)Not according to his autobiography. He was born on a farm near Elaine, Arkansas.
Posted by: Top.Man at February 02, 2016 09:39 AM (w+lDM)
Posted by: eleven at February 02, 2016 09:39 AM (qUNWi)
Rubio celebrating his third place showing felt a lot like all those times the Republican Congress cheered about winning the game of five dimensional chess by preserving an issue to run on in future elections. Winning actual policy battles doesn't seem to excite much of the establishment.
Posted by: Jake at February 02, 2016 09:40 AM (cE4FA)
Tired of being fvcked by them is one reason.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:40 AM (jqZ8a)
Never underestimate the American appetite for a political message that promises you free shit that's paid for by billionaires.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 02, 2016 09:40 AM (PFy0L)
She looked and sounded possessed. It wasn't so much a speech as it was her yelling at people.
Add to that the image of a slack-jawed Bill standing behind her looking like a syphilis riddled cadaver and coked up sticker boy dancing behind that...
surreal and terrifying
Posted by: Daisy at February 02, 2016 09:40 AM (vaFpc)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 09:37 AM (fbovC)
________
Of course, I read that as 'combover' voting.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 02, 2016 09:40 AM (MIKMs)
Cruz won despite the fact he came out against subsidies - so I guess
not all of them feel entitled to your money. Or else they recognize that
the issues facing the country are a lot more serious than ethanol
bullshit.<<
And Trump went full-retard for ethanol subsidies.
In fact he went so far as to say we should increase the government subsidies and use the EPA like a weapon to enforce it.
It obviously did not sway Iowa and it's going to raise a lot of questions about his convictions elsewhere.
If I'm Cruz or Rubio, I'm beating that point like a roofer in a windstorm.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 09:41 AM (GGCsk)
Burger King Hot Dog info.
Two States only.
http://tinyurl.com/jyhm6qq
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 09:41 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: gapoz
Florida also has that one Waffle House he really likes.
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:41 AM (8ikIW)
I thought the democrats were going to Trump?
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 09:34 AM (pVneD)
In true moron fashion all post-mortem analysis at AoSHQ must be filtered through the Emotenabler Device. First the Emotenabler takes a reading on the emotional mood of the operator - whether the leading emotion is fear, disgust, hatred, horror, despair, or towering fury.*
After the operator's emotional reading is taken the Emotenabler then produces an analysis that based on the emotion. The resulting rationalization (if such a strong word can be used) will provide the operator with the proper filter to view everything through.
*Technically happiness, joy, fondness, love, and hope can also be read through the Emotenabler; however it has never occurred during actual use.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - ReFit your Conniptions at the Outrage Outlet! at February 02, 2016 09:42 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Oh, Sorry, Still Amped up from the Trump Wars at February 02, 2016 09:39 AM (1xUj/)
Heh. Mornin' Bander!
Posted by: Mainah at February 02, 2016 09:42 AM (659DL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2016 09:42 AM (Zu3d9)
In other words, she didn't REALLY win. Not even the razor-thin, barely-there "victory" that she supposedly came away with.
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 02, 2016 09:43 AM (rUc9h)
Guess so.
Posted by: mindful webworker - willowed again at February 02, 2016 09:43 AM (Yu4ah)
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:41 AM (8ikIW)
That and he can only take a dump at home.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at February 02, 2016 09:43 AM (tM4uk)
Conclusion: 1% of Iowa Democrats take the Presidency seriously.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 02, 2016 09:43 AM (sADtF)
Marco Rubio is the Angela Merkel of the United States.
Posted by: William Eaton at February 02, 2016 09:43 AM (q52Ma)
Probably be some mysterious suicides in the next few days.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 09:44 AM (34cRy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 09:35 AM (LUgeY)
(1) There is money involved.
(2) They talk to all the same people and are in a self-bolstering circular conversation. That is the source for all "conventional wisdom".
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - ReFit your Conniptions at the Outrage Outlet! at February 02, 2016 09:44 AM (hLRSq)
http://goo.gl/DLkALs
===========
Shocked face.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 09:44 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 09:45 AM (34cRy)
Posted by: Joey Biden at February 02, 2016 09:45 AM (22uju)
meh, it's going to start raining soon
This morning Tim Scott officially endorsed Marco Rubio, saying with Rubio we can beat Hillary in November
therightscoop
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 09:45 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Begonia
That's funny, I never took you for a Trump supporter...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 02, 2016 09:45 AM (9krrF)
At least as excited as he ever gets, which is zzzzzzzzzz...
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 09:45 AM (zoehZ)
-------------
I predict that "My Muslim Faith" will be the title of SCOAMF's first post-presidency memoir.
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 02, 2016 09:45 AM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 09:30 AM (lIU4e)
I remember some of the '70's feministas avoided both razors and deodorant, so yeah, cleanliness.
Even the most homely Dem woman can feel superior to DWS, because all you have to do to feel more attractive than Deb is wash your hair.
Really, I think it's part of the way the Ds pull the wool over the eyes of their stupid voters. They know leftism is based on envy, so they do their best not to inspire it. Hill can afford to wear different Tiffany jewelry and Yves St. Laurent every day - but that would draw attention to the fact that she's one of the 1% she's attacking, so instead she opts for outfits that look like she picked them out by putting on a blindfold and pulling them off the plus size rack at Goodwill.
I think a bit of vanity is not a bad thing to have. With women like Hill and DWS, their lust for power is far stronger than vanity, so they don't give a shit what they look like.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 02, 2016 09:45 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2016 09:46 AM (8PbKi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 09:46 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 09:46 AM (zOTsN)
Two States only.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 09:41 AM (ptqRm)
When I was a kid in the mid 60's, Burger King sold hot dogs. They didn't last long.
Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 09:46 AM (Ix+HS)
So on this Morning After, Jeb! does the Walk Of Shame: mussed hair, shirt mis-buttoned, underwear on backwards and torn, and with mysterious stains on his jacket.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:19 AM (j4wsR)
_____
You can make your little jokes, but one day you and a lot of other people will look back at this year and ask yourself, why you refused to support a seasoned leader with an impressive record and threw in your lot with a group of pandering amateurs!
Posted by: Begonia at February 02, 2016 09:39 AM (SiU5w)
*shoves dollar bill into USB port*
That's so you can call someone who gives a shit about Jeb!.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:46 AM (j4wsR)
Rubio has walked back his amnesty dalliance. I just think a lot of people don't trust him after that. In fact, without it Rubio is the runaway nominee at this point.
And he is continually beating The Lying Hag in a general matchup.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 09:46 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 09:46 AM (TxJGV)
Last night I noted Rubio won the cities. That means he definitely won the Democrat "crossover" vote.
But I doubt the Dems who voted for Rubio were true crossovers - most likely they were Dems playing high jinks with the GOP primary.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2016 09:47 AM (RcpcZ)
standing behind her looking like a syphilis riddled cadaver and coked up
sticker boy dancing behind that...
surreal and terrifying
Posted by: Daisy<<<
Yeah, it looked like Stickerface Boy accidentally got into Bill's private stash of roofies and ecstasy that he was saving for later in the evening. Somewhere in Iowa, a farmer and his daughter can breathe a sigh of relief.
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2016 09:47 AM (UzPAd)
Oh, and Hillary is going to have to bribe or intimidate every Bernie delegate in NH she can get to just to have a chance. Now would be a perfect time for the FBI to recommend an indictment.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 02, 2016 09:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 09:48 AM (NOIQH)
and all that anecdotal evidence of democrat support for Trump has to be ignored because it's anecdotal and the plural of anecdote is not data.
and you know my emotional state because 'Trump!'.
and I'm searching, desperately, for a joking get off line and can't find one.
and it doesn't really make any difference anyway because it's Iowa.
Ya, I get all of that. South Carolina is where it's important.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 09:48 AM (pVneD)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 09:48 AM (/tuJf)
it is. I wonder why anyone would vote for a politician who believes in a
massively expensive hoax?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 09:35 AM (LUgeY)
Money. Power. Control. Social positioning. AGW is seen as a proxy for something else.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2016 09:48 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Chuckey Schumer at February 02, 2016 09:49 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Texas 1836 at February 02, 2016 09:49 AM (y3ZTV)
Yeah, there's something going on....not that I want to see it.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 09:49 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 09:50 AM (fbovC)
http://ow.ly/XQEd3
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 09:50 AM (qCMvj)
I can remember Joan Baez at "Live Aid" at the old JFK Stadium in Philadelphia back in 1985.
She went on second, in a long list of 'A-list' rock performers, behind some local guy, whose claim to fame was that he was "first at Live Aid."
The thin crowd, that early in the morning, was unresponsive. I don't think most of the crowd had any idea who she "used to be" ... and that was 30+ years ago.
Posted by: David Windsor at February 02, 2016 09:50 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 09:50 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Jeb!!!!!! at February 02, 2016 09:50 AM (22uju)
(good interview with the "angry farmer", which looked like a set up, but still good. at the start the farmer argues, Ted calms him, then the farmer waits, Ted waits ... for like two seconds. Then the farmer takes the cue and argues again and Ted calms him again showing his "authoritative grace", lol. They messed up their lines. The farmer seemed to be for Cruz already)
Removing the alleged aura from Trump is good for the Donald, if he is to become a serious candidate, not just anger management. He now needs NH, and it may come down to SC. Trump/Cruz got over 50%, but FOX's little boy Rubio was grinning like he did with Schumer and the Gang of Eight, so that's not good.
Trump had the best after party speech, hard to even watch open borders FOX pushing Rubio now, except Laura Ingraham is good. Cruz got his Iowa momentum and now has to preach it to the other states, but FOX thinks Rubio is the belle of the ball.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 02, 2016 09:50 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 09:51 AM (TxJGV)
I'd say he was tripping ballz. Definitely missing a chromosome or two.
In other words, the typical Hildabeast supporter.
Or else a plant by the smartest Repumpkin trickster yet.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 09:51 AM (LUgeY)
https://twitter.com/fuck0ffee/status/694466160071438336
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 02, 2016 09:52 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: f2000 at February 02, 2016 09:52 AM (8Y7+f)
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 09:52 AM (TxJGV)
In the mean time GOP operatives need to do a full court press on the MSM to pull Hillary's skeletons out of the closet. Actually the skeletons aren't as much hidden as kidnapped by the MSM and put in chains in their sex dungeon . Imagine if we had a candidate who had a history of making a statement 'damn Jew bastard...' .
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 02, 2016 09:53 AM (5FQVt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 09:53 AM (kzdjp)
I'm kind of hoping it isn't down to a three man race. I'm hoping Rand
stays in for a little while to force them out of their prepared lines.
.
.
.He needs to get back here to Kentucky or he is going to lose his Senate seat to a Democrat. They are running some serious contenders now and tossing gobs of cash at them.
Posted by: Brian the Shrubber at February 02, 2016 09:53 AM (iONHu)
I didn't get an autistic vibe so much, but the last thing he does is sneeze into his crook'd arm. That's a thingie they teach now instead of sneezing into your hands.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 09:53 AM (oT+49)
Never seen anything like that before.
Posted by: HH at February 02, 2016 09:54 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Hillary! 2004 at February 02, 2016 09:54 AM (34cRy)
Burger King Hot Dog info.
Two States only.
http://tinyurl.com/jyhm6qq
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 09:41 AM (ptqRm)
Burger King's strategy seems to be to constantly copy other restaurants. They ran a whole commercial about how they were making a fake egg mcmuffin. So now they're copying sonic? It's weird.
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 09:55 AM (lIU4e)
Never seen anything like that before.
Posted by: HH at February 02, 2016 09:54 AM (DrCtv)
Fuck. Computer glitch
Posted by: NSA at February 02, 2016 09:55 AM (kzdjp)
thing he does is sneeze into his crook'd arm. That's a thingie they
teach now instead of sneezing into your hands.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
At the same time, you can also check to see if your deodorant is still working.
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 02, 2016 09:55 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Jeb!!!!!! at February 02, 2016 09:55 AM (22uju)
Rubio has walked back his amnesty dalliance. I just think a lot of people don't trust him after that. In fact, without it Rubio is the runaway nominee at this point.
And he is continually beating The Lying Hag in a general matchup.
Posted by: Marcus T ****Rubio walked his amnesty love back? Only in English.
Posted by: Tilikum Cruel Assault Whale at February 02, 2016 09:56 AM (uhftQ)
A few minutes before the doors opened, Ben Carson formally announced that he was going to take a break and skip NH and SC. Some say that's tantamount to suspending his campaign; I get that he needs a break, whether he's going to wind up actually suspending or not. Lord knows whether he'll suspend or not.
Ted Cruz' organization received that organization and responded, requesting that Carson's supporters consider supporting Cruz. I've seen the actual release; it was professional and polite.
Some people are calling that a "dirty trick" by Cruz. How is that a "dirty trick"?
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 02, 2016 09:56 AM (sADtF)
It's not your imagination. That poster is set to autodelete by Pixy.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 09:56 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 09:56 AM (kzdjp)
Never seen anything like that before.
Posted by: HH at February 02, 2016 09:54 AM (DrCtv)
Spambots have made the leap to consciousness and will be taking over soon. This whole election thing might be moot.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 02, 2016 09:56 AM (RD7QR)
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no, didn't see it. My link is too slow to catch the spambot/core wars action that is unique to Ace.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 09:56 AM (pVneD)
Semi-hilarious.
Except that's a cod, and cod don't grow in Coney Island, so someone off camera threw it at her.
I'm sorry, I'm really aspie about fish.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:57 AM (1xUj/)
Attractive yes. Her voice, no. She sounds like Kyle's mom on South Park. She and her dirty laundry does so much to animate liberals, I wish she had never become famous.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2016 09:57 AM (VdICR)
Because he's an Establishment stooge who will do absolutely fuck-all to:- cut the size of the Federal behemoth;- secure the border;- enforce the immigration laws already on the books;- reduce or eliminate the runaway federal agencies such as the EPA and IRS;- advance conservative, free-market principles;- actively prosecute the criminals in the current administration;and that's just off the top of my head. But you just keep strapping on those kneepads and dreaming, sweetie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 09:57 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: An Poc Ar Buile at February 02, 2016 09:57 AM (bpn7O)
Don't over-analyze my joke. (That's what I call it.)
To boil it down: We all tend to filter the results through our own emotions, providing us with an analysis that could be just post-mortem rationalizing. I think it is always good to be wary where I have an emotional investment in the outcome.
That's all.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - ReFit your Conniptions at the Outrage Outlet! at February 02, 2016 09:57 AM (hLRSq)
Only saw a clip of it, but you've got to figure she's mostly fueled by booze and rage these days. She has to have an inkling that things could go pear-shaped (I know) at any moment w/the continued leaks about the investigation and Obama, known for casting people under the bus without a moment's hesitation.
I'm still rooting for a public breakdown, Col. Jessup style where she starts throwing things and screaming.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 09:57 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 09:55 AM (lIU4e)
BK also has their version of the Big Mac (Big King) on the menu.
When they start selling pizza, you'll know they've lost the concept of a fast food burger joint.
Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 09:57 AM (Ix+HS)
He is a substitute.
When you vote for Rubio you are voting for what got us here in the first place.
Posted by: eman at February 02, 2016 09:57 AM (mR7Es)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 09:58 AM (8HTq1)
I'm sorry, I'm really aspie about fish.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Coney Island does have Whitefish though.
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:58 AM (8ikIW)
______________________
Well, Hillary does channel the spirit of Eleanor Roosevelt.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2016 09:58 AM (KCQo0)
Lincoln Memorial statue will be re-carved to become Desi Arnaz.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 09:58 AM (oT+49)
That's a metaphor for something that happened in Iowa yesterday.
>>Except that's a cod, and cod don't grow in Coney Island, so someone off camera threw it at her.
Oh, so it's a metaphor for Hillary "winning".
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 02, 2016 09:59 AM (nXeSu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 09:59 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:59 AM (jqZ8a)
She used to be a regular at the Newport Folk Festival that happens every year. I think her first performance here was back in the 60's. She did have a nice voice back in the day.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 09:59 AM (/tuJf)
O/T: That time a vlogger reporting on a storm got hit by a fish:
https://twitter.com/fuck0ffee/status/694466160071438336
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 02, 2016 09:52 AM (9krrF)
Scandi Drive-By
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 10:00 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:00 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: pointsnfigures at February 02, 2016 10:00 AM (hSpC/)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2016 10:00 AM (xq1UY)
Carlos Ledeher had Norman's Cay. Where's our Cay, huh? Where's AoShq Cay???
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 10:01 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 09:55 AM (lIU4e)
BK also has their version of the Big Mac (Big King) on the menu.
When they start selling pizza, you'll know they've lost the concept of a fast food burger joint.
$1.49 chicken nuggets.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:01 AM (jqZ8a)
It had better be a nice dorm, too. We can revive Separate But Equal, you know.
Posted by: BLM at February 02, 2016 10:01 AM (u5gzz)
The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ring-a-ding-dingin'
The night the drove old man Dixie down
And the people were singin"
They went
Skee-bobba-doodly-doo. Smooma-zooma-zappa-zo!
Posted by: Zombie Mel Torme at February 02, 2016 10:01 AM (KUa85)
1. Winning Iowa hasn't meant much to the eventual republican nominee in recent history. It ain't over.
2. If the republican establishment is to be beaten within, then eventually the Cruz/Trump voters are going to have to unite behind one candidate. Otherwise the GOPe will use Trump as a splitter and win.
3. Zero doubt GOPe now has one candidate and it's all in for Rubio
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:02 AM (zOTsN)
ya, thought it might have been an attempt at humor. Sorry I couldn't add something to it, but there was a thing going 'round about psychopaths not having empathy.
I am not a psychopath, according to the last checklist I saw.
Trump running as a populist, and populists generally don't win elections, so I've read on the internet. Cruz... well who knows. I voted for Nixon twice.
Rubio? The only thing I know about him is what I've read on the internet.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 10:02 AM (pVneD)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 10:02 AM (fWAjv)
BOOM: Historic 11-point voter intensity gap favors Republicans
don't count your chickens...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:02 AM (qCMvj)
I used to think Cruz was the adult in the room.
Then I saw him get all evangelical - that creeped me out.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2016 10:02 AM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at February 02, 2016 10:03 AM (e8kgV)
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no, didn't see it. My link is too slow to catch the spambot/core wars action that is unique to Ace.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner
Keep an eye out for poster Wood Shampoo.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:03 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 10:03 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 10:04 AM (fWAjv)
didn't see this at the Washington Examiner yesterday
BOOM: Historic 11-point voter intensity gap favors Republicans
don't count your chickens...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:02 AM (qCMvj)
The Winston Wolf Rule.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 10:04 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: MUMR at February 02, 2016 10:04 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 10:04 AM (iQIUe)
For example, Republican women, who typically don't express voting eagerness in levels as high as men, are equal for the first time, at 89 percent, he said. What's more, on the issue of intensity, they are just three points back.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:04 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:01 AM (jqZ8a)
Chicken nuggets are just French fries molded into a different shape.
Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 10:04 AM (Ix+HS)
Thanks for the win, you lowly scum of the earth.
You will pay!
Pay! I say for this humiliation!!!
May you all die in a tornado attack
You corn-sucking, sod-fucking assholes.
Now on to New Hampshire!
Posted by: Hillary! at February 02, 2016 10:05 AM (KUa85)
That's why he won. Did you see Vander Plaats standing on the stage with him? Cruz went big after the evangelical vote in Iowa.
That won't play in NH but it's a significant block in Iowa.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 10:05 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tilikum Cruel Assault Whale at February 02, 2016 10:05 AM (uhftQ)
There's no emotion in my analysis. Forty plus years of election watching. When something smells bad I know to sniff the trash can first, not my wifes perfume.
Rubio's 'surprise' performance has a distinct fragrance to it.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 10:05 AM (fbovC)
(a) I had not known that; and
(2) Looking it up, I see that he croaked in 2012. I missed that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 10:05 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Hillary "Butch" Clinton at February 02, 2016 10:05 AM (22uju)
I actually shuddered as she spoke. I have occasionally gotten that reaction when seeing Obama speaking, but not Hillary. I was amazed you felt it, too.
Posted by: Chillin the most at February 02, 2016 10:05 AM (BI43k)
Carly Simon had better songs, Carol King was way hotter, and Joni Mitchell had more energy.
Shoot, Eartha Kitt had better stage presence and Doris Day had a better repertoire and technique.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2016 10:05 AM (q2o38)
This is the one time to be rooting for JEB and his big bucks to stay in
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:06 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:01 AM (jqZ8a)
Chicken nuggets are just French fries molded into a different shape.
Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 10:04 AM (Ix+HS)
Actually they're the result of a fiendish experiment in which chickens were cross-bred with potatoes. The actual act of breeding is left for the Horde's imagination.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 02, 2016 10:06 AM (RD7QR)
Must have consulted Prince for ideas....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 10:07 AM (NOIQH)
Posts #212 and #214 have it right.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2016 10:07 AM (RcpcZ)
But he was a bit of a bore.
Posted by: angela urkel at February 02, 2016 10:07 AM (bwQHR)
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I know he's a man of faith, but he had to have ratcheted it up a few notches just because of Iowa. I can see where others might find it off putting. But I've seen him live at two separate occasions here in SC. And SC is still pretty much bible belt. He did not go into preacher mode on either occasion.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 02, 2016 10:07 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2016 10:08 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 10:08 AM (TxJGV)
We covered potato sex in-depth during the dark days of the Delaware senate race.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:08 AM (659DL)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:02 AM (zOTsN)
It doesn't mean much if it's ONLY iowa, but it wouldn't have been good to lose either. If he win's iowa + NH I think he'll be looking good...
BK also has their version of the Big Mac (Big King) on the menu.
So weird. They continually make weird menu choices...
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 10:09 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Ann Coulter at February 02, 2016 10:09 AM (u5gzz)
The actual act of breeding is left for the Horde's imagination.
We covered potato sex in-depth during the dark days of the Delaware senate race.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:08 AM (659DL)
Yeah, yeah. No need to hammer it home.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 10:09 AM (j4wsR)
Carly Simon had better songs, Carol King was way hotter, and Joni Mitchell had more energy.
Shoot, Eartha Kitt had better stage presence and Doris Day had a better repertoire and technique.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2016 10:05 AM (q2o3
But, they al fall before the greatness that was...
Melanie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5LzOlNZPCc
Posted by: naturalfake at February 02, 2016 10:10 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 02, 2016 10:10 AM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 10:10 AM (34cRy)
Rubio's 'surprise' performance has a distinct fragrance to it.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 10:05 AM (fbovC)
Hmm. The Emotenabler Device is picking up strong signals of Disdain. Not unusual to find that when folks first encounter the AoSHQ Emotenabler Device.
/I keed.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - ReFit your Conniptions at the Outrage Outlet! at February 02, 2016 10:10 AM (hLRSq)
You just can't stop talking about me, you guys!
Wanna see me naked?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 02, 2016 10:10 AM (NOIQH)
Man buying artisan fudge horrified to realize he's become a hipster
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jxs52fg
Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2016 10:11 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: eman at February 02, 2016 10:11 AM (mR7Es)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:11 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2016 10:11 AM (UzPAd)
Trump
Rubio
Cruz
with a checkmark by Trump.
I was all WTF??? Hit refresh again and it went back to what we all believe to be true.
What was that all about?
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 02, 2016 10:11 AM (QM5S2)
Clinton Had Plans to Use Hidden IT Network to Bypass State Department Rules
Helping with those plans? State Department officials.
legalinsurrection.com
of course she had inside help
but now they have the emails to prove it
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:11 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Trump Superfan wearing his best at February 02, 2016 10:12 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 02, 2016 10:12 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Dan Quayle at February 02, 2016 10:12 AM (22uju)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (rUc9h)
--
Iowa isn't the litmus test, imho. It's Iowa for pete's sake.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (pVkEV)
Isaac Bloodworth, a sixth-semester puppetry major, however, ascribed opposition to the plan as simply racist.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (1xUj/)
They could dress her in black robes and put her on a set with a cauldron whenever they ask her for a prediction. I'd watch.
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (TxJGV)
i think carson is making a big deal out of nothing...and i'm surprised...i thought he was better than that.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (0O7c5)
Rubio has walked back his amnesty dalliance. I just think a lot of people don't trust him after that. In fact, without it Rubio is the runaway nominee at this point.
And he is continually beating The Lying Hag in a general matchup.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 09:46 AM (GGCsk)
______
Oh yeah, he walked that back. Just like he walked back the lefty immigration policy stances he took as Speaker to campaign against Christ in 2010. Which he then in turn walked back to work on the Gang of 8 to deliver legalization-first immigration reform. And yes, he did indeed walk that back as well, after it bombed and his poll numbers tanked.
I think Im seeing a pattern here! Winning against a lying hag isnt much of a victory, if you have to sign up for a lying jerk.
Posted by: The Nayden Broad at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (jhOn9)
Wanna see me naked?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 02, 2016 10:10 AM (NOIQH)
To counter that thought
http://tinyurl.com/h72w83g
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (pVneD)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February
Call me for an appointment.
Posted by: your optometrist at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: William Fairfax at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: eman at February 02, 2016 10:11 AM (mR7Es)
Somehow Lena Dunham is involved in the Rubio longbow/Cruz crossbow matter and it's deeply, deeply wrong.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (RD7QR)
She tends to get more shrill the more stress she is under. When Bernie schlongs her in NH and if the FBI starts putting on the pressure her head might explode. Which would be nice.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (34cRy)
What was that all about?
Supposedly it showed Gilmore with 29% for a few minutes, too.
No reason the tech on the Decision Desk should be any less 'quaint' than for the mother site.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 10:15 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:03 AM (jqZ8a)
Don't say that man, you'll vanish
POOF
in a puff of smoke.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:15 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Huh, Puppetry major. Sounds classier then pocket pool.
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 10:15 AM (8ikIW)
Isaac Bloodworth, a sixth-year
Fixed it for you.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2016 10:15 AM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 02, 2016 10:10 AM (NOIQH)
*readies flamethrower, puts on welder's mask*
Whenever you're ready walrus-lass.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - ReFit your Conniptions at the Outrage Outlet! at February 02, 2016 10:15 AM (hLRSq)
UPDATE: Sanders Campaign Says As Much As 5% Of Iowa Vote Is Missing ...
Those are now un-votes.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 10:15 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2016 10:16 AM (Nwg0u)
They'll need a snappy new slogan to sum up this new trend towards blacks-only versions of everything, including government services.
I've put a lot of thought into this, and I figure that "separate but equal" tumbles off the tongue very smoothly. Whaddaya think?
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 10:16 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:16 AM (0O7c5)
Wanna see me naked?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 02, 2016 10:10 AM (NOIQH)
*readies flamethrower, puts on welder's mask*
Whenever you're ready walrus-lass.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - ReFit your Conniptions at the Outrage Outlet! at February 02, 2016 10:15 AM (hLRSq)
Oh, the manatee!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 10:16 AM (j4wsR)
All the potatoes could do was watch.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 10:16 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 02, 2016 10:16 AM (QM5S2)
legalinsurrection.com
of course she had inside help
but now they have the emails to prove it
And bodies that will do long, hard time.
Underlings aren't worth squat.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:16 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (oT+49)
All three of his daughters had an incurable case of it, not counting what else they may have had that was incurable. They sure were hell on motorcycles.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
I don't even...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (659DL)
Ohhhboyohboyohboyohboy....
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (u5gzz)
-
Ah, a Minnesota found vote reversal.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (pVneD)
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (pVneD)
That is Truth.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - ReFit your Conniptions at the Outrage Outlet! at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Hillary "Felon" Clinton at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (22uju)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun
Back off will ya? I'm trying to pretend I see a trend here.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (34cRy)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February
Nobody does it better.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bigby's Coin Flip at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (3ZtZW)
And we thought ye olde establyshmente was going down without a fight! Oh ho!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (xuouz)
I've put a lot of thought into this, and I figure that "separate but equal" tumbles off the tongue very smoothly. Whaddaya think?
Antebellum.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: William Fairfax at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (e8kgV)
The votes committed suicide in an empty park in DC. Tragic thing. Let's move on.
Posted by: David Brock, reaching for Hillary's schlong at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: William Fairfax at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (e8kgV)
Coming soon to milk cartons near you...
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - ReFit your Conniptions at the Outrage Outlet! at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (hLRSq)
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Well, right. I also saw something about numbers of registered Dem caucus-goers dipping mysteriously right before the votes were taken. Has anyone checked the rivers for bodies?
Because Hillary "won" and stuff. Fair and square. Sure.
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (rUc9h)
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (zt+N6)
Fries - suck
Hamburgers - suck
If you can't do those two as a burger joint you suck.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (LXJ1e)
interesting quote
What went wrong for Trump? Iowa state senator Brad Zaun, the only elected official in the state who endorsed Trump, wasn't entirely sure. "It was frustrating that we couldn't do the full Grassley," Zaun said, referring to the Iowa GOP senator's practice of visiting all 99 counties. "We couldn't find venues big enough in these smaller communities to hold these events."
and
What most analysts and pollsters got wrong is that they believed a big turnout would mean an electorate with a smaller percentage of evangelical Christians.
followed by
And that pretty much explains Cruz's victory. He won 34 percent of evangelicals, while Trump won 22 percent and Rubio won 21 percent. Among the 36 percent of caucusgoers who aren't evangelicals, Trump took 29 percent, Rubio took 26 percent, and Cruz took 18 percent.
that one there doesn't look good for Cruz going forward
weekly standard
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (qCMvj)
Yeah, probably people she brought to State with her, like her campaign IT guy, who set up the home server.
Hillary didn't just arrive at State and work with the existing staff, she brought her own entourage of staffers who have followed her from job to job. That's how you make things like your own network happen with no muss, no fuss.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 10:19 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 10:19 AM (oT+49)
Remember "flame broiled is better than frying"? Yeah, well, that's because it is. They used to flame broil their burgers to order. You watched them go over the conveyor belt of fire and they came out all tasty.
Now BK ships frozen burgers in from Waziristan or someplace and microwaves them in the stores.
Bad move, Burger King. Bad move.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 10:19 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 02, 2016 10:19 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (zt+N6)
yeah, she's already accused Cruz of unfair play
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:19 AM (qCMvj)
Ohhhboyohboyohboyohboy....
Posted by: Cloyd Freud
Who gave the Jack Russell Terrier caffeine?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:19 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 02, 2016 10:06 AM (RD7QR)
You don't think chickens sweat? I do every time someone's in the vicinity with a Idaho spud in his hand.
Posted by: The chicken at February 02, 2016 10:20 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Bigby's Coin Flip at February 02, 2016 10:20 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:20 AM (LXJ1e)
equal" tumbles off the tongue very smoothly. Whaddaya think?
Jaquan Crowe?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 10:20 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (xq1UY)
Puppetry major. Presumably medieval lute was too empirical for him.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (xuouz)
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No, I think we all expected this. They always fight conservatives, its Democrats who they capitulate to.
Posted by: The Nayden Broad at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (jhOn9)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (/tuJf)
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Or the murder protocols hidden in her software will kick in, and she'll start shredding interns and/or Bill with adamantium talons. Whichever.
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 10:17 AM (34cRy)
One data point is a hunch. Two points is a trend. Three points is my smart, proven trend and your stupid hunch.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (xuouz)
BK food generally sucks.
Fries - suck
Hamburgers - suck
If you can't do those two as a burger joint you suck.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:18 AM (LXJ1e)
Yeah, but their burgers are better than McD's even. Or at least, they used to be. The original chicken sandwich is legitimately decent.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (j4wsR)
What permanently impaired my trust in Rubio was his giving interviews in English to the alphabet networks, in which he stated an anti-amnesty position, and more or less simultaneously giving interviews in Spanish to Univision and Telemundo in which he stated a pro-amnesty position.
That trick originated with Yasser Arafat, who used to state mutually contradictory things in English and Arabic, and it has not become any less disreputable since the rumpled old terrorist first came up with it.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (noWW6)
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You see this string here? You pull it when you want the puppets right arm to move.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:22 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:22 AM (xuouz)
legalinsurrection.com
of course she had inside help
but now they have the emails to prove it
And bodies that will do long, hard time.
Underlings aren't worth squat.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:16 AM (jqZ8a)
Huma might just have to take the fall (whatever that eventually means). Her hands are all over this. She's Hillary's firewall.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:22 AM (qCMvj)
Who will either try and fail to get a job with the Henson Company, or be the headliner for whom Spinal Tap will open.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 10:23 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:23 AM (zOTsN)
Ever notice how Democrats always win close elections - where there's a way, they will.
Analysis shows that Hillary had a distinct lead in the critical Zombie vote - while taking almost all of the Undead delegates in stake flips. Tough luck Bernie.
Posted by: An Observation at February 02, 2016 10:24 AM (Fb/d4)
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 10:24 AM (TxJGV)
I didn't know that evangelicals ruled the Iowa caucus until yesterday.
I think it decreases the significance of Iowa quite a bit.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2016 10:24 AM (RcpcZ)
The printing presses are even now warming up. It'll be raining ballots before nightfall and, get this, they'll all be marked for Hillary!
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 02, 2016 10:24 AM (OWuDb)
Remember "flame broiled is better than frying"? Yeah, well, that's because it is. They used to flame broil their burgers to order. You watched them go over the conveyor belt of fire and they came out all tasty.
Now BK ships frozen burgers in from Waziristan or someplace and microwaves them in the stores.
Bad move, Burger King. Bad move.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 10:19 AM (1xUj/)
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I thought they still flamed broiled them at the restaurant but then stored them and microwaved them when the order comes in. I've also seen them have Whoopers pre-made and sitting under the heat lamps for 10 minutes or more.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:24 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2016 10:24 AM (Nwg0u)
Then I remembered it was Buffy StMarie (I think).
And it wasn't that funny. You had to be there.
Oh, well.
Posted by: mindful webworker - near-meetings with near-famous people at February 02, 2016 10:24 AM (Yu4ah)
Try Saugatuck on for size.
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Mackinac Island, Saugatuck, and now some hole in the wall in London. Ok.
There was a little confectionary shop in Appleton Wisconsin that had something very expensive they called a chocolate truffle. Don't know if it was the mushroom or not, but they were orgasmic man! Cosmic. I don't have the orgasim gene, but that was what it must feel like.
I am not a hipster, neither.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 10:25 AM (pVneD)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (zOTsN)
that's now what I read
for non
Among the 36 percent of caucusgoers who aren't evangelicals, Trump took 29 percent, Rubio took 26 percent, and Cruz took 18 percent.
cruz came in last with non-evangelicals
that's a worry
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:25 AM (qCMvj)
I can't see Trump playing second fiddle to Cruz as VP on a Cruz ticket, but possibly he could withdraw, and throw his support to Cruz in exchange for him being a part of the Cruz administration with the power to actualize some of his policies.
Better still, a Trump/Cruz ticket. Cruz could act to some extent as a Constitutional flywheel for Trump, and would be well placed after Trump does his one term and retires to enjoy his old age as a successful President.
Either way, some sort of not-Rubio coalition seems to be needed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 10:25 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (1xUj/)
Oh wow. That's the best.
Isaac, hon? I did puppets in 5th grade at church. It wasn't that hard and it was pretty nerdy, but at least I didn't pay 200k to do it!
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 10:25 AM (lIU4e)
I didn't know that evangelicals ruled the Iowa caucus until yesterday.
I think it decreases the significance of Iowa quite a bit.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2016 10:24 AM (RcpcZ)
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Uh, Huckabee, Santorum.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:25 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: joncelli
And marionettes are too difficult.
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 10:25 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 10:25 AM (fWAjv)
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Wasn't sure so I'll ask: Is the Iowa Caucus a registered-only thing? And 2: Does Iowa have much in the way of Independent, etc voters?
Those can't count much in primary season but could matter a lot more in the general.
Posted by: Bigby's Coin Flip at February 02, 2016 10:25 AM (3ZtZW)
Can-do billionaire builder thwarted by difficulty of obtaining meeting space for fifty in East Resume Speed, IA. Film at eleven.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 10:26 AM (noWW6)
Which will be especially disappointing and embittering since non-establishment candidates finished 1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th with 66% of the votes.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 02, 2016 10:26 AM (JxMoP)
She tends to get more shrill the more stress she is under. When Bernie schlongs her in NH and if the FBI starts putting on the pressure her head might explode. Which would be nice.
It'll never happen in public, but wouldn't it be wonderful to watch that cankled bitch throw a nutty? Extra points for deliciousness if she starts shrieking about Bernie as a fucking Joooo bastard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 10:26 AM (X6fMO)
Y'all are kidding about the puppetry major, right?
Please tell me there is no college degree in puppetry. I can't imagine someone going $150 K in debt to learn how to use puppets -- not when they could just get a job w/the Henson production co. and learn while making Sesame Street videos....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 10:26 AM (NOIQH)
I think it decreases the significance of Iowa quite a bit.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2016 10:24 AM (RcpcZ)
yep, that is why Huckabee, and Santorum were popular there
Cruz needs a winning strategy from this point on, outside of that
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:26 AM (qCMvj)
****
He chose that major because he liked working with baby dogs. Six semesters in he still hasn't figured out his initial mistake.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 02, 2016 10:27 AM (lHb9q)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2016 10:24 AM (Nwg0u)
If he wins a few primaries his health will immediately deteriorate
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2016 10:27 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR
Heh.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 10:27 AM (34cRy)
Hearing the voice of demons does make one shudder.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 02, 2016 10:28 AM (u0lmX)
Bernie failed to beat the margin of fraud.
Maybe they will tell him they reditributed his votes. heh.
Posted by: Tilikum Cruel Assault Whale at February 02, 2016 10:28 AM (uhftQ)
I remember well. You walked into a Burger King and got hit with that incredible smell of char-broiled meat.
I guess it got too expensive to have the assembly line of flame running all the time but their burgers were delicious.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 10:28 AM (fbovC)
Or star in the remake of Being John Malkovich.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 10:28 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 10:14 AM (/tuJf)
Be sure to make enough popcorn for everyone.
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2016 10:29 AM (JrKKc)
Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2016 10:29 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 02, 2016 10:29 AM (22uju)
Uh, Huckabee, Santorum.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:25 AM (LXJ1e)
That's the reason why I never had much interest in the Iowa caucus.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2016 10:29 AM (RcpcZ)
Hearing the voice of demons does make one shudder.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present
time) at February 02, 2016 10:28 AM (u0lmX)
If Comrade Bernie wins the next few primaries it will Hillary pulling a Linda Blair complete with head spinning and projectile green pea soup
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2016 10:30 AM (493sH)
It was actually a were-Human. Based on a true story about missing precinct tallies in Iowa.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 10:30 AM (34cRy)
Can-do billionaire builder thwarted by difficulty of obtaining meeting space for fifty in East Resume Speed, IA. Film at eleven.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 10:26 AM (noWW6)
That is a bit of a stupid and poor excuse for them. You don't have a big venue? Do a small one. That probably would have actually helped Trump to do some smaller events. Shit do three in the same county or town at different locations back to back.
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 10:30 AM (zt+N6)
Ahem.
BOWLING INDUSTRY MANAGEMENT AND TECHNOLOGY
This exists.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:30 AM (659DL)
Don't know if they will team up, but they should
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:31 AM (zOTsN)
In Iowa a prospective voter can register to caucus on-site the evening of the caucus, or change party registration, and vote right away.
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 10:32 AM (TxJGV)
Ivanka Trump has some cute little dresses, and a whole line of clothes, shoes and even handbags and perfume at Nordstrom's.
Even baby, toddler, and kids shoes...
so weird how they all seep into every aspect of our lives
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:32 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (8ikIW)
Yeah, but it was kind of shitty.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:24 AM (j4wsR)
It's hard to find because he did it under the stage name "Billy Reuben".
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at February 02, 2016 10:32 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 02, 2016 10:33 AM (22uju)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (1xUj/)
Does that come with free membership in NAMBLA? Asking for a friend who's about to retire and might want some continuing education credits.
Posted by: H. Reid at February 02, 2016 10:33 AM (GUBah)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 10:33 AM (34cRy)
Her husband was a horrible man and she made him possible.
She committed treason in Benghazi and with her email server. Her negligence cost Americans lives.
Love watching her campaign go down in flames. It is so well deserved.
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2016 10:33 AM (JrKKc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 10:33 AM (kzdjp)
BOWLING INDUSTRY MANAGEMENT AND TECHNOLOGY
This exists.
Meh, I don't have the balls for it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 10:33 AM (LUgeY)
Your keyboard to God's inbox.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:33 AM (jqZ8a)
Linda Blair complete with head spinning and projectile green pea soup
If we can't see her indicted, I want to see a public meltdown. I think it's possible given the pressure she's under paired with her ego and ginormous sense of entitlement. Saw it in 2008 that time she started crying and saying how just darn sad she was that voters might not have the opportunity to have her as president (message fail). But this time around she's got to be seething with rage....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 10:33 AM (NOIQH)
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Nah, it's gullibility + "free" shit.
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I know this is all speculation but, I think it's both.
However, there are significant--vocal--chunks of Bernie support that will tell you that there is a big difference between socialism and democratic socialism. The latter being what Bernie advocates.
My response is, "democratic socialism is no different than national socialism--it's still socialism."
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (fQ/0p)
nice turn of phrase
Cruz can now legitimately claim to be the Donaldslayer.
from some guy at the weekly standard
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 10:21 AM (j4wsR)
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BK used to be OK, but they have gone downhill and been there for awhile. For instance, you order one of their regular hamburgers (patty, buns, ketchup, mustard, pickle) and they put it in the microwave to heat the whole thing up, I don't want my condiments heated to 150F before eating, nobody does, but they do it. There are plenty other things too that just add up to a bad experience.
I'd rather have any other fast-food than them.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (LXJ1e)
I think he'll have to tone down the evangelism from here on out. It doesn't 'creep me out' but I think it might be considered a negative by many voters.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (fbovC)
Ahem.
BOWLING INDUSTRY MANAGEMENT AND TECHNOLOGY
This exists.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:30 AM (659DL)
Spending time in bowling alleys, its probably smart that it does. I'd also want to take restaurant and bar management too though.
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (zt+N6)
BOWLING INDUSTRY MANAGEMENT AND TECHNOLOGY
This exists.
Meh, I don't have the balls for it.
We need to pin this rumor down now, people!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Naes at February 02, 2016 10:35 AM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 10:28 AM (fbovC)
I think they did the same thing McDonald did, which is let their menu get too big and complicated to do things to order. McDonalds food used to be consistent, hot and not having set under a warmer forever. They suck at this now, because they have too much stuff on their menu.
Both of them need to go back to the basics.
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 10:35 AM (lIU4e)
Hillary Clinton would cut the baby in half in a second....and last night Bernie was happy to settle for the head.
Democrats looking young, hip and bursting with fresh new ideas about crime family socialism this year. Everyone have a nice day.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:35 AM (xuouz)
Iowa Democratic Party Says Results From 90 Precincts Have Gone Missing.
UPDATE: Sanders Campaign Says As Much As 5% Of Iowa Vote Is Missing ...
Don't worry Bernie - missing precincts in elections always vote Democratic when they're found.
Posted by: An Observation at February 02, 2016 10:35 AM (Fb/d4)
Hospitality minor.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:35 AM (jqZ8a)
He's been calling him a liar, a phony, dishonest, etc. over the last week. I realize these guys schlong each other in the primaries but Trump has been getting really personal with Cruz.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (jqZ8a)
spare me
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (0O7c5)
It was actually a were-Human. Based on a true story about missing precinct tallies in Iowa.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 10:30 AM (34cRy)
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I didn't want to give away the twist.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (LXJ1e)
Hope not. I've switched from Carly to Cruz and have been hoping she'd throw her support behind him when she dropped out. Carly's smart,articulate and strong on the issues.She'd be a good campaign asset.
Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (zOTsN)
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Her whole life has been a humiliation.
Posted by: SH at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (gmeXX)
This exists.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:30 AM (659DL)
Meh, that's somewhat niche, but I won't knock it. Not when my alma mater has a Professional Golf Management program.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2016 10:37 AM (GUBah)
Burger meat looks and tastes like pressed sawdust.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:37 AM (jqZ8a)
If Comrade Bernie wins the next few primaries it will Hillary pulling a Linda Blair complete with head spinning and projectile green pea soup
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2016 10:30 AM (493sH)
It would be great if Brock got a faceful.
Remember the last shot of the "Thriller" video, when Michael Jackson turned his head toward the camera and his eyes glowed a weird greenish red? I expect that to happen when Barry gives his farewell address to the nation.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 02, 2016 10:37 AM (u0lmX)
Her husband was a horrible man and she made him possible.
She committed treason in Benghazi and with her email server. Her negligence cost Americans lives.
Love watching her campaign go down in flames. It is so well deserved.
I enjoy each and every minute of it. Her whore-hopping bastard of a husband destroyed my career just to pay off his ChiCom buds.
Anything bad that happens to them is well-deserved karma and warms that dark place where my heart used to be.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 10:37 AM (LUgeY)
Nuh uh. Not gonna happen. They are not allowed to have a menu free from healthy food choices, we bribed them with Obamacare waivers to make that happen.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 02, 2016 10:37 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:32 AM (qCMvj)
I noticed the shoes on Nordstrom's site, but I don't like to buy shoe brands I've never tried on usually. I don't know how hers will fit.
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 10:38 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 02, 2016 10:38 AM (lHb9q)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:38 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (jqZ8a)
spare me
Posted by: phoenixgirl,
*Golf clap*
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:38 AM (jqZ8a)
I'm sorry, I'm really aspie about fish.
Posted by: Bandersnatch"
Hi big fella...
Posted by: Baltimore Lake Trout at February 02, 2016 10:38 AM (ptqRm)
UPDATE: Sanders Campaign Says As Much As 5% Of Iowa Vote Is Missing ...
Don't worry Bernie - missing precincts in elections always vote Democratic when they're found.
Posted by: An Observation at February 02, 2016 10:35 AM (Fb/d4)
Check James Carville's trunk
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:39 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (0O7c5) You went over the line on that one!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 02, 2016 10:39 AM (22uju)
Yep, all the better if it happens slowly. I want slowly declining health, shame and political failure for both of them, none of that quickie heart attach in their sleep. I denounce myself!
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 02, 2016 10:39 AM (NOIQH)
UPDATE: Sanders Campaign Says As Much As 5% Of Iowa Vote Is Missing ...
Don't worry Bernie - missing precincts in elections always vote Democratic when they're found.
Posted by: An Observation at February 02, 2016 10:35 AM (Fb/d4)
Check James Carville's trunk
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:39 AM (qCMvj)
and Stephanopolous
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:39 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Make America Great Again
I'm sorry. My bad. I'm leaving now.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 10:39 AM (+HEjP)
Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (UWlp+)
She's an establishment tool that was in the race because they were terrified of #WaronWomen stuff if any male started attacking Hillary too hard. She's in it with the understanding that she endorses the preferred establishment choice and there will be a nice cushy position afterwards for her up to the VP slot.
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 10:40 AM (zt+N6)
Be interesting to see what happens to Rubio
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 10:40 AM (GGCsk)
247 So I was looking up the all black UConn dorm thing, and I saw this:
Isaac Bloodworth, a sixth-semester puppetry major, however, ascribed opposition to the plan as simply racist.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (1xUj/)
With a minor in papier-mache heads. The next four years look promising for his employment prospects.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2016 10:40 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (UWlp+)
she won't, she's already attacked him recently
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:40 AM (qCMvj)
Practice run for the general election?
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 02, 2016 10:40 AM (NOIQH)
I'm sorry, I'm really aspie about fish.
Posted by: Bandersnatch"
Hi big fella...
Posted by: Baltimore Lake Trout
How you doin'?
Posted by: Toledo Trouser Trout
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:40 AM (jqZ8a)
Hey! That was more subtle than your usual. I like it. (Not being catty about your usual.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - feliniously at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (Yu4ah)
Rafael Cruz
Posted by: Wdavis at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (loZXu)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (zOTsN)
377 We need to pin this rumor down now, people! Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (jqZ8a) spare me
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (0O7c5) You went over the line on that one!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 02, 2016 10:39 AM (22uju)
listen mr. gutter mouth.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (0O7c5)
warmer forever. They suck at this now, because they have too much stuff
on their menu."
Also, you used to be able to go to a McDonalds without getting beaten to death in the parking lot. That was before their expensive hip-hop ad campaign to rebrand as the "preferred fast food of urban youth".
Chik-Fil-A, thanks. Preferred fast food of bitter clingers.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (noWW6)
There's a good chance that a lot of his potential support gets eaten up by Bush, Kasich, and Christie but maybe this is wishful thinking on my part.
Posted by: Naes at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (Ypc8j)
Iowa Democratic Party Says Results From 90 Precincts Have Gone Missing.
UPDATE: Sanders Campaign Says As Much As 5% Of Iowa Vote Is Missing <<
They're with the rest of Hillary's emails.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 02, 2016 10:38 AM (lHb9q)
Strike three, ya turkey.
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 10:42 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 02, 2016 10:33 AM (22uju)
His tongue is stuck to the White House flagpole. Don't worry, he'll get free when spring hits.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - ReFit your Conniptions at the Outrage Outlet! at February 02, 2016 10:42 AM (hLRSq)
I see a lot of work for ANSWER protests in the future with that papier-mache head making skills....Bet they don't pay well, though.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 02, 2016 10:42 AM (NOIQH)
Even baby, toddler, and kids shoes...
so weird how they all seep into every aspect of our lives
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:32 AM (qCMvj)
Well, in the lives of those who can afford to buy baby clothes at Nordstroms, anyway - the media tells me those are not the same people who show up at The Donald's rallies.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 02, 2016 10:42 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: eleven at February 02, 2016 10:43 AM (qUNWi)
But that is just my feelings on the matter.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 02, 2016 10:43 AM (pVneD)
Posted by: SH at February 02, 2016 10:43 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (1xUj/)
With a minor in papier-mache heads. The next four years look promising for his employment prospects.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
Don't laugh.
His degree would make him eligible for employment in the majority of jobs with my corporation, simply because of him having a degree over my 26 yrs on the job.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:43 AM (jqZ8a)
6 heads?
The Scylla Win
The six-headed monstrous sea goddess, who lived deep in a rocky cave, referred to as a plague to mortals.
"Skylla was bloodthirsty and she would have her way..."
"Her voice was likened to the yelping of dogs."
Sounds about right.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:43 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 10:44 AM (Ix+HS)
UPDATE: Sanders Campaign Says As Much As 5% Of Iowa Vote Is Missing ...
Don't worry Bernie - missing precincts in elections always vote Democratic when they're found.
Posted by: An Observation at February 02, 2016 10:35 AM (Fb/d4)
Gee, Comrade Bernie think there could be any foul play at hand? Could it be that Hillary will resort to anything to crush you in her way? What will your SJWs do?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2016 10:44 AM (493sH)
Fucking great music.
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 10:44 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: eleven at February 02, 2016 10:44 AM (qUNWi)
BOWLING INDUSTRY MANAGEMENT AND TECHNOLOGY
This exists.
They should strike it from the curriculum.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 10:44 AM (X6fMO)
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I see a lot of work for ANSWER protests in the future with that papier-mache head making skills....Bet they don't pay well, though.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 02, 2016 10:42 AM (NOIQH)
Depends on what you consider appropriate payment. Like heroin lattes.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2016 10:44 AM (GUBah)
In a Corn Belt state.
Congratulations to Ted Cruz. Now it's on to New Hampshire.
Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2016 10:44 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (noWW6)
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A co-worker goes to Chick-Fil-A everyday for lunch.
BTW I noticed you wrote "Chik-Fil-A", for the longest time I thought that was how you spelled it, but nope it's Chick-Fil-A.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:45 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:45 AM (zOTsN)
Chik-Fil-A had a long line while other places were almost empty. By far the most popular.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 10:46 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:46 AM (zOTsN)
Jeff Dunham attended Baylor and majored in Communications. I'll just bet he wished they'd had a major program in Puppetry when he was in college. He'd be a success now if they did.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 02, 2016 10:46 AM (sADtF)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 02, 2016 10:33 AM (34cRy)
I was just talking about this last night. Try to imagine him sitting in the senate.
No shot.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:46 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 10:44 AM (X6fMO)
Oh spare me.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 10:46 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:46 AM (jqZ8a)
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4 kids are expensive. Of the 3, he is the most likely to want to be VP and the most likely to be asked. I would not take a Cabinet slot. High risk with little reward for someone who is young and will presumably still be hungry for political advancement. Being a lobbyist may be finanically rewarding, but would saddle him with a lot of baggage.
Posted by: SH at February 02, 2016 10:47 AM (gmeXX)
According to your own decision desk, the Rs cast over 190k ballots last night. The Ds couldn't crack 10k.
I can understand this site waiting for the traitor, er Brandon, to put a post together, but not any of the other conservative media.
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at February 02, 2016 10:47 AM (BAUDO)
My favorite line from Hateful Eight is Kurt Russel's. "You only need to hang mean bastards, but Mean Bastards, you-need-to-hang!"
If the FBI doesn't get her, it will be the end of the FBI, and a clarion for the people who at least vaguely resemble her.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2016 10:47 AM (VdICR)
406 393
377 We need to pin this rumor down now, people! Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:34 AM (jqZ8a) spare me
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (0O7c5) You went over the line on that one!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 02, 2016 10:39 AM (22uju)
listen mr. gutter mouth.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (0O7c5)
Y'all are a bunch of turkeys.
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 02, 2016 10:47 AM (OWuDb)
Not that it matters, unless you're a donor.
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 10:47 AM (TxJGV)
I am guessing the Trump and Cruz people are going to have to coalese around 1 candidate or the Estabs will have their man in Marco Obama Rubio.
Teh looting of America must continue and all that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2016 10:48 AM (ODxAs)
I was just talking about this last night. Try to imagine him sitting in the senate.
No shot.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:46 AM (xuouz)
He would definitely be a ball buster.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 02, 2016 10:48 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:38 AM (0O7c5)
Awww, you're always congenial, PG. Enjoyed our stroll at the Silver Auction on Saturday.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (Z8fuk)
>>"As
democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more
and more closely the inner soul of the people. On some great
and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their
heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a
downright fool and complete narcissistic mor-on."<<
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: SH at February 02, 2016 10:47 AM (gmeXX)
Saddles are no fun. That's why I prefer bareback.
Posted by: John Kerry at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (GUBah)
When I say I supported Carly Fiorina I mean I researched the hell out of Carly Fiorina. I read her book. I read dozens of articles about her. I studied her strengths and weaknesses in her campaign against Boxer. I watched Fiorina debate and media performances carefully: never a false note, always on point, fast on her feet. Insofar as I can tell, there's no mention of a super-seekrit compact with the fucking Forces of Darkness (TM) in exchange for a spot on the VP short list.
You simply don't know what the hell you're talking about, Conspiracy Boy. Get a grip.
Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (UWlp+)
I feel like Cruz is a more well rounded candidate. He is animated by more than religion. So that bodes well. Hopefully.
Posted by: Lea at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (lIU4e)
On a night when Imelda "wins" by a margin thinner than a mitochondrial fold.
These vast right wing conspiracies just hound the Clintons, don't they?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (659DL)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (noWW6)
Chik-Fil-A not only has tasty food, it's the best run fast food operation I've ever seen.
I'm partial to Popeyes as well, but it's about as efficiently run as the city government of New Orleans. The ones are here are in iffy neighborhoods and the last time I stopped by, they had run out of dark meat chicken. At 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday. As the old black gentleman in front of me said, "Excuse me, but it's pretty bad planning when a chicken place runs out of chicken."
Their chicken is 20 times better than KFC's though.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (u0lmX)
I've got an increasing desire to go into town and have a Sonic chili dog and tots for lunch.
Posted by: mindful webworker - sonorously at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (Yu4ah)
According to your own decision desk, the Rs cast over 190k ballots last night. The Ds couldn't crack 10k.
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That's because something is wrong. The Dems had almost as many people caucus as the GOP.
Posted by: SH at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2016 10:50 AM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Tilikum Cruel Assault Whale at February 02, 2016 10:50 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: An Poc Ar Buile at February 02, 2016 10:50 AM (bpn7O)
You simply don't know what the hell you're talking about, Conspiracy Boy. Get a grip.
Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (UWlp+)
:eyeroll:
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 10:51 AM (zt+N6)
C&R is gonna put me in the poor house.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 10:51 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:45 AM (LXJ1e)
I could swear it was Chik when I was growing up.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 10:51 AM (fWAjv)
UPDATE: Sanders Campaign Says As Much As 5% Of Iowa Vote Is Missing ... "
I am shocked, SHOCKED to hear of allegations that something shady might be going on. This right here is my shocked face.
Posted by: joe at February 02, 2016 10:51 AM (KUaJL)
I'll be damned. You're right.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:51 AM (659DL)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (zOTsN)
Huck and Santorum send their support to Cruz, Fiorina/JEB!'s support goes to Rubio, so that makes Carson a king-maker among the non-Trumps?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 02, 2016 10:52 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:36 AM (0O7c5) You went over the line on that one!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 02, 2016 10:39 AM (22uju)
listen mr. gutter mouth.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 10:41 AM (0O7c5)
Y'all are a bunch of turkeys.
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 02, 2016 10:47 AM (OWuDb)
I started out in this major, but the only "A" I got was in Ball Polishing 101.
Posted by: Barky "Special Olympics Bowler" O'Bumbles at February 02, 2016 10:52 AM (GUBah)
I'm thinking "separate and superior".
Posted by: An Poc Ar Buile at February 02, 2016 10:52 AM (bpn7O)
Puppetry major (BFA / MFA) program at Connecticut is for real --
http://drama.uconn.edu/programs/puppet-arts/
Academic rigor, thy name is puppetry!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2016 10:52 AM (BK3ZS)
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It appeared to me that both Cruz and Rubio raised their "religion" voices and sounded more evangelical than they likely will going forward. That must be Iowa. I was a little more surprised with Rubio because he is Catholic. That is not how us Catholics usually talk - for good or bad.
Posted by: SH at February 02, 2016 10:52 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 02, 2016 10:52 AM (FkBIv)
I'll be damned. You're right.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:51 AM (659DL)
Blame the cows.
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eleven at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 02, 2016 10:13 AM (pVkEV)
What is this "Conservative revolution" of which you speak?
Other than Reagan's 'A Time for Choosing' speech and the occasional state-level candidate, it's been nothing but big government now, big government tomorrow, and big government forever.
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (OWuDb)
See who the guest professional was.
I was wrong. We are doomed
http://preview.tinyurl.com/89odyb4
Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (VdICR)
I've got an increasing desire to go into town and have a Sonic chili dog and tots for lunch.
Posted by: mindful webworker - sonorously at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (Yu4ah)
I hear that.
Posted by: jwest at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (u0lmX)
They've actually developed the technique to prepare your food as you are ordering it. Many times it takes longer for the counter person to get the drinks ready than the food ready.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (LXJ1e)
<<
I used to be a more congenial fellow. Now that I've matured, I understand there is nothing more convincing or intellectually satisfying than a good punch in the face.
In fact, it's really one of the better choices you have when arguing with people who are largely sophistic, unintelligent and intellectually incapable of making an argument which isn't mostly underwritten by platitudes, "facts" they've read and meaningless pathos pleas.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (fWAjv)
I noticed you wrote "Chik-Fil-A", for the longest time I thought that was how you spelled it, but nope it's Chick-Fil-A.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:45 AM (LXJ1e)
I did that too. I only recently noticed the second "c".
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (zoehZ)
osted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 10:51 AM (zt+N6)I liked you better when you were dead.
Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2016 10:53 AM (UWlp+)
We prefer the first spelling on our hoof-painted billboards...
Posted by: Cows at February 02, 2016 10:54 AM (NOIQH)
so weird how they all seep into every aspect of our lives
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 10:32 AM (qCMvj)
In a world where building your own wealth from the ground up is frowned upon where it hasn't been stamped out by fiat and regulation, success for a regular person means getting big enough to sell out. Every niche market will have its players snapped up by big brands. I think of it as broadening the revenue base. Eventually a big company monopolizes its primary market space and has to branch out into more and more tangentially related fields in order to continue growing.
This is why the startup scene is so insidious to me.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:54 AM (xuouz)
Smiling, well-groomed, polite kids.
What a concept.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:55 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:55 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Feh at February 02, 2016 10:56 AM (jOVvL)
I noticed you wrote "Chik-Fil-A", for the longest time I thought that was how you spelled it, but nope it's Chick-Fil-A.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:45 AM (LXJ1e)
I did that too. I only recently noticed the second "c".
That's because cows can't spel.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:56 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 10:51 AM (fWAjv)
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I was eating at Chick-fil-a's for almost 20 years before noticing it. And that was only because our family moved to a different town an got excited when the built a restaurant near us. My wife and I were like "when did they change the spelling" (this was 2011).
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 10:56 AM (LXJ1e)
On a night when Imelda "wins" by a margin thinner than a mitochondrial fold.
These vast right wing conspiracies just hound the Clintons, don't they?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 10:49 AM (659DL)
In last night's socialist caucus, Bernie was found by The Party to have gotten more than his fair share of delegates, and his excess votes were redistributed to a more deserving Party Member.
Funny how that works.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 02, 2016 10:57 AM (xuouz)
The weird problem is that, in Firefox, I can get to every site I can think of...except Ace. When I try to go there, I get redirected to Comcast's "Activate" page.
Ace works fine in Brave (and is tons faster).
I could call Comcast but they'd say "Oh, you read right-wing blogs? Well, maybe you'll just get really lousy bandwidth from now on, hater."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2016 10:57 AM (B8JRQ)
What is it, exactly, about the Clintons? Everywhere they go they leave a trail of slime behind them, yet they still have credibility. I just don't get it.
Posted by: An Poc Ar Buile at February 02, 2016 10:57 AM (bpn7O)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 10:57 AM (jqZ8a)
VIA, I'm sure you posted it before but where you buying these from?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 10:57 AM (LA7Cm)
Evidently they're having a sale on lingerie. O_o
Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2016 10:57 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 10:57 AM (LUgeY)
But then, look at public education in this country.
Posted by: Feh at February 02, 2016 10:58 AM (jOVvL)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 10:58 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2016 10:58 AM (fscqy)
Sorry for confusing you....
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=chick-fil-a+billboardsFORM=HDRSC2
Posted by: Cows at February 02, 2016 10:58 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: An Poc Ar Buile at February 02, 2016 10:58 AM (bpn7O)
Posted by: SH at February 02, 2016 10:58 AM (gmeXX)
That sounds reasonable to me. She's the most famous Hillbilly from Arkansas.
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2016 10:59 AM (JrKKc)
Classic Firearms.
Some people hate them.
This will be my 13th C&R through them.
Never disappointed, not once.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 11:00 AM (ptqRm)
Now that's the only problem I have with them. Spelling the name of a fast food restaurant should not present difficulties. Those friggin' hyphens confuse the issue.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 02, 2016 11:00 AM (u0lmX)
Blueberry Cheesecake Milkshake
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
Chicken Quesadilla
Free IceDream
Fried Chicken Club
Root Beer Float
Spicy Char
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 11:01 AM (fWAjv)
A friend who moved to Florida a few years ago bought his daughter and worthless son-in-law a Coney Island restaurant in Michigan to provide an income for them. Because he knew his daughter and sil, he installed a couple web cameras so that he could watch the activity from Florida.
His doctor ordered him to stop watching. His blood pressure was going off the charts.
Place is up for sale now.
Posted by: jwest at February 02, 2016 11:02 AM (Zs4uk)
How could you know that? The Democrats don't release vote totals, and report only delegate votes. Bernie has been trying to get them to release raw vote totals (because he will have swamped Clinton in those numbers), but has so far not been successful.
News broadcasters last night on CNN and Fox were saying they thought the Dems were somewhere around 125,000 but that was pure speculation.
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 11:02 AM (TxJGV)
Strangely enough, Cruz won Iowa without Trump voters because Trump voters, er, voted for Trump. That's how primaries work.
Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2016 11:04 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 02, 2016 11:05 AM (Bve+X)
Posted by: Clinton Voter at February 02, 2016 11:07 AM (bpn7O)
Do you have a link for that? I was under the impression that Cruz spend more than anyone in Iowa.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 11:08 AM (/tuJf)
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
I don't think Cruz can win the nom or the general without the Trump voters
Strangely enough, Cruz won Iowa without Trump voters because Trump voters, er, voted for Trump. That's how primaries work
He won because he got a little over a quarter of the vote, if that - Looks like Microshaft screwed the count.
If the Whigs coalesce around Rubio, as it appears, Teddy ain't goin' no place without all those nasty Trump people.
Posted by: formwiz at February 02, 2016 11:14 AM (3rwvI)
Trump would need to obligingly drop out so his supporters could go elsewhere. Don't see that happening, ever.
Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2016 11:16 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Kilgore Trout at February 02, 2016 11:20 AM (bpn7O)
That sounds reasonable to me. She's the most famous Hillbilly from Arkansas.
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2016 10:59 AM (JrKKc)
Not fair to Tammy Faye. She at least meant well.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 02, 2016 11:21 AM (TKQrK)
Back in the day, when I was stationed at Langley, I had a smeared-face T-shirt with the caption "I ran into Tammy Faye at the mall".
It was the air-conditioned dog house that got to me.
Good times. Good times.
IIRC, she died of cancer. Poor thing. In the "de mortuis..." sweepstakes, I denounce myself.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 02, 2016 11:32 AM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Stymie P Jones at February 02, 2016 11:42 AM (JMk+Q)
was dropping out of the race... but it's not true. Then I heard on the
radio that he's heading home to "do laundry in Florida"? Carson,
weirdest campaign ever.
Posted by: gapoz at February 02, 2016 09:35 AM (thyJJ)
Cruz people reported that CNN reported that Carson's was (in effect) dropping out. IDK where CNN got their information. So is he suspending or is he not?
Posted by: Lois Lerner -- Sooper Agent at February 02, 2016 11:48 AM (OrI3J)
Blueberry Cheesecake Milkshake
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
Chicken Quesadilla
Free IceDream
Fried Chicken Club
Root Beer Float
Spicy Char
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 11:01 AM (fWAjv)
Is there a secret hand signal I have to know to get one of those blueberry cheesecake milkshakes?
Posted by: Lois Lerner -- Sooper Agent at February 02, 2016 11:53 AM (OrI3J)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 02, 2016 11:54 AM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 02, 2016 11:56 AM (Bve+X)
Posted by: LTCHAM at February 02, 2016 12:00 PM (MzYgJ)
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Disagree.
Against Hillary, be my guest.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2016 12:14 PM (fscqy)
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Nah, it's gullibility + "free" shit.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 02, 2016 09:37 AM (pVkEV)
I love college students supporting Bernie because he'll provide free college educations.
They're apparently too stupid to figure out that that means free college educations for people who come after them, since they'll mostly be out of college before any of that could happen.
They're also too stupid to figure out that the people who will be paying for those "free" college educations will be people who will have graduated from/dropped out of college, and are now working. I.e., them.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2016 12:57 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jeb!!!!!!
Aaaaa...your thinking Brando. On the Waterfront, if I'm not mistaken. MP3 to the reply booth!
Posted by: Paladin at February 02, 2016 01:02 PM (hxLER)
So, I guess Cruz dropped out because of his glaring win.
Posted by: Ralph at February 02, 2016 01:14 PM (xHfph)
Don't forget, Socialism is Slavery.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2016 01:23 PM (zp13i)
Melanie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5LzOlNZPCc
Posted by: naturalfake at February 02, 2016 10:10 AM (KUa85)
I liked that song when it came out as well as her other hit song, Look What They've Done to my Song. I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Melanie is mostly forgotten, but her songs were infinitely better than the polished noise that become hits today.
Oh, and I credit Joan Baez with popularizing Bob Dylan to the masses. Some may hate her for this, but musical taste is subjective, so I won't argue.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 02, 2016 02:55 PM (dPpmC)
Dated, yes, and probably a filthy hippy, but still more talented than 99% of today's artists.
https://youtu.be/tnVKGgPpETs
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 02, 2016 03:02 PM (dPpmC)
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