EMT 09/19/15 [krakatoa]

Some days you get the snooze. Some days the snooze gets you.

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Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 06:01 AM (7L6zt)

2 Morning all!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2015 06:03 AM (UpGcq)

3 Kindle changed Silk yesterday, seems better.
Good morning again horde

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 06:03 AM (7L6zt)

4 What is Silk? Their browser?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2015 06:07 AM (UpGcq)

5 See, pressure things...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2015 06:07 AM (JmGFJ)

6 Arizona says they got the highway shooter...

http://tinyurl.com/pde2a54

The father of the guy says they are morons..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2015 06:08 AM (UpGcq)

7 Chi-Towed Idiot, are you invested in another murderer?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2015 06:09 AM (JmGFJ)

8 From the ONT-

If anyone has the direct line to the cobs, let them know that long time lurker/part time commenter weirdflunkyonatablet has been banned. I'm pretty sure he didn't drop an f bomb on a cob or mention the disturbing hobo video so if you can help him I'm sure he'd thank you with lots of cash, cocaine and hookers.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 19, 2015 06:10 AM (X+nFp)

9 0 killed and 10 wounded in the Windy City yesterday.

http://heyjackass.com/

Must of been a off day for Marksmanship.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 19, 2015 06:11 AM (dOD0J)

10 It was target practice, Tim.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2015 06:12 AM (UpGcq)

11 Someones' got pull, Krakatoa...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2015 06:13 AM (JmGFJ)

12 It was target practice, Tim.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Why do I doubt this?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2015 06:15 AM (JmGFJ)

13 Those were all nice neighborhoods when I was growing up where the shootings were.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2015 06:15 AM (UpGcq)

14 Wasn't MANIKIN shot in Chicago?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2015 06:17 AM (JmGFJ)

15 Good morning all
About to cook some blueberry pancakes

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2015 06:17 AM (R4FFC)

16 So far this year, 119 have been shot in the butt, in the Windy City. How many intentionally is not known.

Hey Jackass better step up their game.

I want on the spot interviews with the shooters and shooties.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 19, 2015 06:18 AM (dOD0J)

17 It has been a long time since I have even been to Chicago but if memory serves,
Englewood has always been pretty much a hell hole.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 19, 2015 06:20 AM (dOD0J)

18 Silk I guess is it's browser it's what gets you around, keeps track of sites. Just updated yesterday afternoon

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 06:24 AM (7L6zt)

19 I grew up in West Englewood.. but that was in the 50's & 60's... It was a very safe area of the city. (West of Ashland Ave.)

Englewood east of there was dangerous even back then, but nowhere near what it is now.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2015 06:24 AM (UpGcq)

20 Climate alarmists want their opponents put in jail.

Ya, let's go down that road. Start jailing political dissidents.

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 19, 2015 06:25 AM (lKHS4)

21 I say often, inside every lefty is someone wanting the gulags to open up.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 06:28 AM (7L6zt)

22
Will Ferrell, Red Hot Chili Peppers among 128 celebs endorsing Sanders

http://tinyurl.com/q6zmed6

berniesanders.com/artists/




Long list of "well, I guess technically they're a celebrity" celebrities. Third string usual suspects.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2015 06:34 AM (kdS6q)

23 Some days you get the snooze. Some days the snooze gets you.

--

Clocks. Why is it always clocks?

Posted by: Captain Hook at September 19, 2015 06:37 AM (cbfNE)

24
Good news, everyone!:

One day, Mercury could slam into Earth, obliterating all life on our planet. Now, new simulations of our solar systems future suggest such a catastrophe is less likely than previously thought. Still, not everyone agrees that we're safe.

http://tinyurl.com/q2wvlur

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2015 06:37 AM (kdS6q)

25 Damn, it's early.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 19, 2015 06:39 AM (9ORmX)

26 That doesn't surprise Mr as most celebrities are lefties, they can afford to be.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 06:40 AM (7L6zt)

27 I vote Mercury

Posted by: AC at September 19, 2015 06:41 AM (2z4UX)

28 Washington Post 17,000 asylum seekers stuck in Croatia.

Someone (Hungry, I think) was saying 35 million (expected, projected, estimated, or something)

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 19, 2015 06:41 AM (lKHS4)

29 Tom McClintock, alleged repuke from Cali.

Funds for pp more important than risking a gub'mint shut down.

Cocktail parties! Here i come!!

Where's my check from the coc now?


Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 19, 2015 06:41 AM (dOD0J)

30 hi ho hi ho.......

Posted by: dr kill at September 19, 2015 06:43 AM (msVAP)

31 Read Richard Miniter at American thinker this morning. Two different civilizations cannot occupy the same space, especially as Islam wants to be the dominant one.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 06:44 AM (7L6zt)

32 I'm getting my seasonal decorating started this week-end. Bringing my life size Gemmy Party Monster up from the basement.
Muah Ha Ha Ha

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2015 06:47 AM (Z56vq)

33 Will Ferrell, Red Hot Chili Peppers among 128 celebs endorsing Sanders

---

"Give yours away, give yours away, give yours away, now!"

You first, you smelly, neanderthal chimpanzee assholes.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 19, 2015 06:47 AM (Qq/It)

34
Just hours before a Friday deadline, the Republican Party of Kentucky received $250,000 from Sen. Rand Paul Pledged to partially pay for a caucus that will allow him to compete for both the states presidential delegates and re-election next year.

At an August meeting of the Kentucky Republican State Central Committee, Paul agreed to put up the total $500,000 the party would need to stage a March caucus.

http://tinyurl.com/n9zcrjt



"The down-payment, in the form of shiny silver dimes and butter flavored Crisco....."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2015 06:48 AM (kdS6q)

35 minor superficial debate comments I've been mulling over
1. Trump has irrevocably put the term "low energy" into the conversation, and that's not a bad thing, but it's worth remembering that he planted it and that planting terms is a skill he has
2. Trump and Carly, when everyone was walking away from the podiums after the debate, shook hands--I can't even remember who initiated that--and then she stalked away looking like a woman scorned; not a good look
Thank you for your attention!

Posted by: m at September 19, 2015 06:48 AM (ELEPX)

36 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 19, 2015 06:49 AM (KCxzN)

37 "24

Good news, everyone!:

One day, Mercury could slam into Earth,
obliterating all life on our planet. Now, new simulations of our solar
systems future suggest such a catastrophe is less likely than previously
thought. Still, not everyone agrees that we're safe.

http://tinyurl.com/q2wvlur


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2015 06:37 AM (kdS6q)"

Those planet collision deniers should be locked up in prison camps.

Posted by: The Fascist Inside Every Liberal at September 19, 2015 06:53 AM (QHgTq)

38 "new simulations of our solar
systems future "

Where would we be without computer models and the people who program them?

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 19, 2015 06:55 AM (lKHS4)

39 One day, Mercury could slam into Earth, obliterating all life on our planet.
--------------

Oh SMOD, I can not stand the way you tease.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at September 19, 2015 06:56 AM (HstNY)

40 DAY 1,047

416 to go (489 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2015 06:57 AM (St6BJ)

41 The planet will be covered in ice long before any planet spins off and smashes into us is my bet.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 06:57 AM (7L6zt)

42 >>> You first, you smelly, neanderthal chimpanzee assholes.

Nice turn of a phrase

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2015 06:58 AM (2iV3X)

43 "28
Washington Post 17,000 asylum seekers stuck in Croatia.



Someone (Hungry, I think) was saying 35 million (expected, projected, estimated, or something)

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 19, 2015 06:41 AM (lKHS4)"


I bet a lot of European countries are kicking themselves now for signing on to that Princess Dianna landmine ban.


Say, what is the spot price for razor wire doing?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 19, 2015 06:58 AM (QHgTq)

44 Bergdal I am hoping rots in Levenworth for the rest of his life.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 06:59 AM (7L6zt)

45 The fact that Bernie Sanders is not only a political candidate but actually is leading the alleged moderate of that party is shocking in and of itself.

Then again, the years 2008-2017.

This country is really in rough shape and the first institution that needs a barium enema is academia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)

46 I gave up Heidi Klum in her prime to schlep it to a dude. You should listen to my political advice.

Posted by: Anthony Kiedis at September 19, 2015 07:01 AM (HstNY)

47 Yeah, Silk is the browser that the Kindle Fire uses.

I didn't notice that it got updated yesterday. What version is it on now?

Posted by: @votermom at September 19, 2015 07:01 AM (cbfNE)

48 "44
Bergdal I am hoping rots in Levenworth for the rest of his life.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 06:59 AM (7L6zt)"


What are the Vegas odds that Obama will pardon him if Bergdahl is convicted?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 19, 2015 07:01 AM (QHgTq)

49
The planet will be covered in ice long before any planet spins off and smashes into us is my bet.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 06:57 AM (7L6zt)

Oooh! Polar bears and penguins! How nice!

Posted by: BignJames at September 19, 2015 07:02 AM (j7iSn)

50 Carly Fiorina loves her some Hillary Clinton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kbvfwV8rHQ

Posted by: chris at September 19, 2015 07:02 AM (r+Sy0)

51 Bernie's leading the moderates?

I thought his followers are the rabid left who want to stick it to the evil rich people and corporations.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2015 07:03 AM (UpGcq)

52 The Chicago Trib says 16 shot. The Chicago schools need shooting ranges, no one ever hits much, Baltimore is much deadlier.

Posted by: Colin at September 19, 2015 07:03 AM (eoM8x)

53 Don't know version, my kindle is about a month old, New version has color symbols when you look into history

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:04 AM (7L6zt)

54 "Quid Malmborg in Plano"

There. I said it. I'll say it again if I must.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2015 07:05 AM (3pRHP)

55 The Chicago Trib says 16 shot. The Chicago schools need shooting ranges, no one ever hits much, Baltimore is much deadlier.
Posted by: Colin
...............
They shoot from moving cars.. and they shoot while crouched behind parked cars.. most of this is gang-on-gang shooting.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2015 07:06 AM (UpGcq)

56 " The Chicago Trib says 16 shot. The Chicago schools need shooting ranges, no one ever hits much, Baltimore is much deadlier."


Reminds me of "S.A.F.E." from "Reno 911."

-Steady

-Aim

-Fire

-Everyone else is okay

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 19, 2015 07:06 AM (9ORmX)

57 Socialism isn't for the socialists Andrew Wilkow points out, it's only for the masses

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:06 AM (7L6zt)

58 Bernie's leading the moderates?



I thought his followers are the rabid left who want to stick it to the evil rich people and corporations.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2015 07:03 AM (UpGcq)


For the modern Dim party, those are the moderates.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2015 07:06 AM (3pRHP)

59 "Quid Malmborg in Plano"
----------------------------

That's a made up word.

Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at September 19, 2015 07:07 AM (HstNY)

60 Plano? I thought it was in Texas.

Posted by: BignJames at September 19, 2015 07:10 AM (j7iSn)

61 Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:04 AM (7L6zt)

Oh, maybe it's just for newer kindles then - mine is pretty old - several years old now.
You liking it?

Posted by: @votermom at September 19, 2015 07:10 AM (cbfNE)

62
The Conservative Case for the European Union by Dalibor Rohac*

Those of us who believe in freedom and free markets must defend Brussels from the Euroskeptic onslaught.

http://tinyurl.com/nq8p4tm

*Dalibor Rohac is a research fellow at the American Enterprise Institute.**

**This is what passes for "conservative" at the American Enterprise Institute

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2015 07:11 AM (kdS6q)

63 I was looking for a clip of the Whit Stillman movie, "Barcelona" about how Americans are not more violent than other people, we are just better shots when this turned up.


https://youtu.be/aLFFo5hncSw


This seems like just the sort of thing to spark another crossbows vs. longbows discussion.


By the way, I understand that it is now a banning offense to personally insult someone over political differences but surely it must be OK to hurl personal invective at anybody who is foolish enough to take the wrong side in the crossbows vs. longbows argument.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 19, 2015 07:13 AM (QHgTq)

64 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2015 06:37 AM (kdS6q)

So SMOD has been in our own neighborhood the whole time?

The big tease!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2015 07:13 AM (R4FFC)

65 In battle for the history of fire arms it virtually takes a man's weight in bullets to kill him. So anything more lethal in civilian life is doing a better job in the destruction of life.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:14 AM (7L6zt)

66 I just roll with whatever comes along, seems better, clears history better,

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:16 AM (7L6zt)

67 2. Trump and Carly, when everyone was walking away
from the podiums after the debate, shook hands--I can't even remember
who initiated that--and then she stalked away looking like a woman
scorned; not a good look

Thank you for your attention!

Posted by: m at September 19, 2015 06:48 AM (ELEPX)

She just realized that Trump's hand is much slimier than his hair and smells like shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 19, 2015 07:16 AM (jJRIy)

68 66 I just roll with whatever comes along, seems better, clears history better,
Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:16 AM (7L6zt)

I meant do you like the kindle fire so far?
I spend a lot of time on mine.

Posted by: @votermom at September 19, 2015 07:19 AM (cbfNE)

69 Every time I wonder if there was really that much damage from the irresponsible experimentation with hallucinogens in the 1960's, I look at the damned despicable sons of bitches that are members of the Democrat Party.

It was obviously a major catastrophe.

Posted by: mac at September 19, 2015 07:19 AM (ilMXv)

70 That's a made up word.
Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at September 19, 2015 07:07 AM (HstNY)


Fudd's first law of opposition? If you push something hard enough it falls over?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2015 07:21 AM (3pRHP)

71 -and then she stalked away looking like a woman
scorned; not a good look

--

That face! Amirite or amirite?

Posted by: donaldus maximus at September 19, 2015 07:21 AM (cbfNE)

72 Number of living politicians I would want to shake hands with?

0

They are all slime balls.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 19, 2015 07:21 AM (dOD0J)

73 My computer died and always wanted a Kindle for books, ( I love to read) so it works well for me. Just reading first book now.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:23 AM (7L6zt)

74 >>> In battle for the history of fire arms it virtually takes a man's weight in bullets to kill him.

Just a WAG, but I think that up through WWII, artillery was the big killer.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2015 07:24 AM (2iV3X)

75
Townhall: The Conservative Case Against Carly Fiorina
by John Hawkins

http://tinyurl.com/ouwanpp

A crib sheet for the next Carly discussion.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2015 07:24 AM (kdS6q)

76 A mother was home alone in the UK with her 2 kids talking to ther husband on the phone when someone broke in and stabbed her to death. In the UK they expect victims to barricade themselves in a room and wit for the asshole to leave. But what if you are what he has come for? This guy had been stopped earlier for suspicion of attempting to kidnap a kid. He had to know someone was home with kids when he broke it. So, he wanted to take her kids and things got ugly and he murdered her.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 19, 2015 07:27 AM (iQIUe)

77 Also at lot easier to surf whereas on computer I only did evening. This I can carry around, watch tv with, look at timing and scoring live during formula I races. Singapore GP qualifying in a hour and half.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:29 AM (7L6zt)

78 "They are all slime balls."


You give them too much credence.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 19, 2015 07:29 AM (9ORmX)

79 I, for one, welcome the day when we succeed in reaching the conclusion that none of the GOP candidates for president are acceptable.

That's why I'm voting for Bernie, good and hard.

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 19, 2015 07:30 AM (lKHS4)

80 Read the Town hall article, she still couldn't be worse the the smack we have now.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:31 AM (7L6zt)

81 "Just a WAG, but I think that up through WWII, artillery was the big killer."



Not to mention disease, malnourishment.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 19, 2015 07:32 AM (9ORmX)

82 Corbyn is appointing people with serious criminal records. One was pissed off b/c he was denied service at a hotel bar so he set the drapes on fire. He went to prison. The other was a "soccer hooligan" Now they are both old white guys now so they were middle aged white guys during their crime sprees. In fact, Corbyn's entire cabinet is old white guys except for Diane Abbott who is the dumbest black woman around. Her and Corbyn use to be bed mates. They went on vacation together in the 70s driving around east germany. Who the hell does that? Diane has made all sorts of stupid and racist comments. I thought her twitter account was a parody but no, it was her. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 19, 2015 07:33 AM (iQIUe)

83 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2015 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

84
"Just a WAG, but I think that up through WWII, artillery was the big killer."


I think he was just talking about Combat Casualties. IIRC it was Artillery fire that caused 7 for every 8 in WW2.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 19, 2015 07:34 AM (dOD0J)

85 Good morning and fuck the GOP!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 19, 2015 07:35 AM (u5gzz)

86 "76
A mother was home alone in the UK with her 2 kids talking to ther
husband on the phone when someone broke in and stabbed her to death. In
the UK they expect victims to barricade themselves in a room and wit
for the asshole to leave. But what if you are what he has come for?
This guy had been stopped earlier for suspicion of attempting to kidnap a
kid. He had to know someone was home with kids when he broke it. So, he
wanted to take her kids and things got ugly and he murdered her.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 19, 2015 07:27 AM (iQIUe)"


It is a good thing that Great Britain has common sense gun laws or she might have been tempted to descend to his level of violent behavior. Rest assured that this miscreant will feel the full weight of the law and might go away for as much as six years.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 19, 2015 07:36 AM (QHgTq)

87 Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2015 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

Awful early to be hitting that bong isn't it? I like your idea though.


http://tinyurl.com/cyqgkfk

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 19, 2015 07:36 AM (jJRIy)

88 @77 F1 fans, represent!

Posted by: Nuke it from orbit at September 19, 2015 07:36 AM (S4sMa)

89 Artillery has been since the Napoleonic wars, but with all long range, spray and pray, covering etc it takes a lot of rifle fire to kill a man .just look at ammunition expenditures, millions of rounds fired in a battle and the casualties from that.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:37 AM (7L6zt)

90 " Read the Town hall article, she still couldn't be worse the the smack we have now."

I tried. Got as far as 'disaster at HP' and bailed out.

Look, Hercules cleaning the Aegean stables probably had critics. Anyone who goes into Washington D.C and cleans up the mess is going to ignite a cacophony of screams of wounded and dying sacred cows. All of those pigs sucking the treasury dry don't want anyone coming in there and taking away their free shit.

Which is why trying to undo all the damage Obama has done to the country will result in angry mobs in the street who are losing their free shit.

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 19, 2015 07:37 AM (lKHS4)

91 Fanatic since 1997 when first had Speedchannel

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:38 AM (7L6zt)

92 7 of 8.

Is what I meant.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 19, 2015 07:39 AM (dOD0J)

93 I'm a Cruz guy, as close to a true constitutionalist as would ever dream to see.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 07:40 AM (7L6zt)

94 >>>Which is why trying to undo all the damage Obama has done to the country will result in angry mobs in the street who are losing their free shit.
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia

---

It's only free for them. As more people realize that, there will be other angry mobs. Or in my case, angry moobs.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 19, 2015 07:41 AM (Qq/It)

95 "It is a good thing that Great Britain has common sense gun laws "


No shit. Imagine how scary it would have been if she had a gun in the house.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 19, 2015 07:41 AM (9ORmX)

96 Looks like it weirdflunky. Just give them time.

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at September 19, 2015 07:42 AM (HstNY)

97 If we elect hpCarly, when all is said and done at the end, she will be 10 times richer than Trump, and the United States which just got done merging with mekeeko, will have lost about 68% of its total value.

hpCarly!!

Thanx but no thanx.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 19, 2015 07:43 AM (dOD0J)

98 Don't push the snooze button!!!

Posted by: Little Ahmed at September 19, 2015 07:43 AM (BO/km)

99 "It is a good thing that Great Britain has common sense gun laws "


No shit. Imagine how scary it would have been if she had a gun in the house.


Well, ja. If she had a gun then probably someone would have been killed or injured.

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 19, 2015 07:44 AM (lKHS4)

100 It's better not to have a gun. Having a gun for defense could escalate the situation.

Posted by: D.C. Councilman at September 19, 2015 07:45 AM (HstNY)

101 "81
"Just a WAG, but I think that up through WWII, artillery was the big killer."







Not to mention disease, malnourishment.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 19, 2015 07:32 AM (9ORmX)"

World War I was the first war where more were killed by enemy action than disease. Until the "Spanish Flu" was spread throughout the world from its origins at Camp Funston, near Fort Riley.


During the Civil War, more men were killed by minie balls than by artillery, although disease killed more than any other cause. Disease was particularly hard on the Confederates because they were largely from isolated rural areas where they had not been in contact with disease germs until they arrived in military camps. It was kind of like the Indians first contact with Europeans.

During WW II artillery was the big killer although the services with the highest per capita death rates were 1) Japanese Kamakaze pilots 2) German U Boat crews 3) Allied bomber air crews. In the case of the allied bombers, more were lost to ground fire than fighter pilots so I guess you could also list their deaths as from artillery.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 19, 2015 07:46 AM (QHgTq)

102 You know you are up too early when you beat Vic to the HQ.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 19, 2015 07:48 AM (jJRIy)

103
A guy I knew told me that his two great aunts and great uncle lived on a farm in Indiana. The uncle left to get supplies and returned the following day to find both the aunts dead from Spanish Flu. It killed that fast. I assume they drowned in their own lung secretions.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 19, 2015 07:52 AM (iQIUe)

104 0 killed and 10 wounded in the Windy City yesterday.

http://heyjackass.com/

Must of been a off day for Marksmanship.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell
and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 19, 2015 06:11 AM (dOD0J)



They rarely hit what they aim at. I saw an electric billboard yesterday it read - 'Put down the guns' (#putdowntheguns) with a hand making a peace sign. I thought that will end the shooting in no time.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 07:54 AM (DiZBp)

105 "Spanish" Flu. Sure.

I think we all know it was really an extraterrestrial disease sent by ancient astronauts.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoulakos at September 19, 2015 07:54 AM (HstNY)

106 You know those Latin mottoes they put on military insignia? I have a modest proposal for when America finally gets serious, which probably will not happen until the Muslims nuke a few American cities.


Faciamus solitudinum et faciemus pacem appellant.


Let us make a desert and we will call it peace.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 19, 2015 07:54 AM (QHgTq)

107 Is it just my area? Last week the town seemed dead. Like everyone got back from summer and settled in.



Not complaining.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 19, 2015 07:55 AM (jJRIy)

108 They rarely hit what they aim at. I saw an electric
billboard yesterday it read - 'Put down the guns' (#putdowntheguns) with
a hand making a peace sign. I thought that will end the shooting in no
time.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 07:54 AM (DiZBp)

Worked for us

Posted by: #bringbackourgirls at September 19, 2015 07:56 AM (jJRIy)

109 Will Ferrell, Red Hot Chili Peppers among 128 celebs endorsing Sanders

http://tinyurl.com/q6zmed6

berniesanders.com/artists/



Long list of "well, I guess technically they're a celebrity" celebrities. Third string usual suspects.




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2015 06:34 AM (kdS6q)



Why do they hate womyn so much? Why are they perpetrating the patriarchy?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 07:59 AM (DiZBp)

110 Congressman Paul Gloser. "Why I am boycotting the Pope's address to Congress."

http://tinyurl.com/or2fu52

The comments after the article are rather interesting. I didn't realize Townhall had so many leftists on their site.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2015 07:59 AM (dKQ1C)

111 Avast ya scurvy dawgs! No love for Talk Like a Pirate Day?

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 19, 2015 08:00 AM (PHxng)

112 The U.S. government says it will begin using the term "sexual rights" in discussions of human rights and global development.







It's all gay all the time for Barry. One day all of this pro-Islam and pro-gay are going to collide and I'm guessing it won't be pleasant

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 08:01 AM (DiZBp)

113 >>> "Spanish" Flu. Sure. I think we all know it was really an extraterrestrial disease sent by ancient astronauts.

"Spanish Flu" was Jeb's Delta Tau Chi pledge name.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 19, 2015 08:02 AM (Qq/It)

114 Whether you get the snooze or the snooze gets you, it's bound to be good for you.

Posted by: Furious Bandersnatch at September 19, 2015 08:03 AM (dhNm7)

115 'That's not a real profession. They want to be doctors': What Michelle Collins allegedly said AFTER The View apologized for mocking Miss America nurse - as three MORE companies pull ads

------------

Yes, the ladies on the View are really that dumb.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 19, 2015 08:03 AM (iQIUe)

116 Baltimore has appointed a commission to decide what to do about the 4 Confederate monuments. Destroying them might help make the city safe again, just like getting rid of the CBF!

Posted by: Colin at September 19, 2015 08:06 AM (eoM8x)

117 Muslim Clockmaker - good Halloween costume or not?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2015 08:08 AM (NaeCR)

118 So, most of these syrian refugees are from Yemen and Iraq.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 19, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)

119 >>>Yes, the ladies on the View are really that dumb.


If they have another staffing shake up, they should get Caitlyn as the token conservative. It would be a really good fit for him.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 19, 2015 08:09 AM (Qq/It)

120 Yes, the ladies on the View are really that dumb.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 19, 2015 08:03 AM (iQIUe)



I thought that was a prerequisite for being on the show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 08:11 AM (DiZBp)

121 How great will a free Obamaphone be when they cut off the free minutes and free texting?

Posted by: Spellcheck at September 19, 2015 08:11 AM (j+aWk)

122 Red Hot Chili Peppers among 128 celebs endorsing Sanders

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Ah yes, remember when people thought white rap singers were cool?


It was a simpler time way back then.....

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2015 08:12 AM (Dj0WE)

123 Still, not everyone agrees that we're safe.

But everyone of us here in Washington agrees that more funding will keep us safe!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 19, 2015 08:14 AM (FcR7P)

124 Guess Trump having to defend Barak against being a muzzy will keep him busy for awhile, or at least that's what the MSM hopes.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 08:14 AM (7L6zt)

125 I thought that was a prerequisite for being on the show


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 08:11 AM (DiZBp)

Well, after Fat and Ugly, dumb is next

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 19, 2015 08:14 AM (jJRIy)

126 Look at it this way, if the muzzy kid eat a Pop Tart into a bomb shape they would have done the same thing. I think he and possibly parent knew it and played the school authority

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 08:17 AM (7L6zt)

127 "While it's a caricature to say that what progressives would not forbid, they would make mandatory, they show a pattern of using force to ban what they don't like and of mandating what they do."

http://fee.org/freeman/progressivism-is-illiberal/

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2015 08:17 AM (3pRHP)

128 Mr. Black and I went to the Heritage Foundation Presidential Forum last night here in Greenville, SC. My drive-by thoughts...

I have to admit I was a little disappointed Teh Donald wasn't going to be there. Not because he's my #1 guy, but I just wanted to see him in person. For the fun of it. Regardless, 10 others were there. By far, the biggest applause from the audience went to Cruz, Carson and Fiorina. Bobby Jindal got modest applause coming out, but by the time he was done, people were on their feet and he was near on par with the reception the top 3 got. I like Bobby. I wish he were getting more traction. He really hammered "the fools" in the Republican party in Washington.

It was a Q and A type forum, each candidate getting a series of questions alone on the stage. Good way to get a feel for their body language, their personalities and how they handle themselves. Jeb! was the first one out. Modest applause. But I gotta say, he was second only to Santorum in the seriously boring candidate category. He was more lively than usual, but he's boring.

Part 2 below...

Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at September 19, 2015 08:17 AM (pVkEV)

129 OK J J and Eggland's eggs dropped The View, what are the other three.



By the way, Eggland's is a seriously conservative outfit. JJ? Who do you think they sell their shit to besides nurses and doctors?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 19, 2015 08:17 AM (jJRIy)

130 Arrrr and shrivel yer timbers, me glorious morning hearties!

And new Doctor Who tonight if you can get it.

I'll cutlass the scurvy knave that shimmies my jib.

I don't think I quite have the patois down. Maybe after I get some coffee?

Posted by: mindful webworker - cough at September 19, 2015 08:18 AM (f/ass)

131 Ha ha ha. VW is going to have to buy back 482,000 diesel cars because they have been cheating on the emmision tests. Thanks EPA for doing all you can to destroy businesses, domestic and foreign.

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2015 08:18 AM (BO/km)

132 >>>http://tinyurl.com/ouwanpp

A crib sheet for the next Carly discussion.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2015 07:24 AM (kdS6q)

Thanks. Looks like oppo research.

Posted by: m at September 19, 2015 08:19 AM (ELEPX)

133 Will Ferrell, Red Hot Chili Peppers among 128 celebs endorsing Sanders

"Sanders (S) 2016 - What's The Point In Lying Anymore?"

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2015 08:21 AM (FcR7P)

134 Ben Carson was out next and let me tell you, that man has some supporters. Other than Cruz, people were there in their Ben paraphernalia more than all the others. In person, he is really a funny guy. It was his birthday and the entire arena broke out in singing him the Happy Birthday song. I know there are 2A worries from some people, but you just can't help but love this guy. He's very impressive in person. Mr. Black, non-political junkie extraordinaire, loves him some Ben Carson.

Ted Cruz received a hero's welcome. I don't know why the polls don't reflect how much support he has. He's my #1 guy. What can I say, I'd darned near cut off my arm to have him win the presidency.

Marco Rubio got a good deal of applause, too, from the audience. I can't forget and won't forget the Gang of 8, nor his squishy stance on amnesty...but the guy is very impressive. He's really improved, imho, in how he presents himself and his ideals. It's evident he truly loves America.

Part 3 below...

Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at September 19, 2015 08:22 AM (pVkEV)

135 There isn't a government organization that hasn't been taken over by leftism,

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 08:23 AM (7L6zt)

136 Guess Trump having to defend Barak against being a muzzy will keep him busy for awhile

Could backfire. What if he doesn't defend? Here's hoping...

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2015 08:23 AM (FcR7P)

137 Will Ferrell, Red Hot Chili Peppers among 128 celebs endorsing Sanders







Will Ferrell and RHCP. Getting by and getting rich on no talent what-so-ever

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 08:24 AM (DiZBp)

138 They rarely hit what they aim at. I saw an electric billboard yesterday it read - 'Put down the guns' (#putdowntheguns) with a hand making a peace sign. I thought that will end the shooting in no time.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 07:54 AM (DiZBp)

Where did you see this?

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2015 08:25 AM (c+gwp)

139 kindltot, it appears we are not all Bozos on this bus. Who'd have thunk?
There is hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut. Well played.

Can't mention planets colliding without remembering Immanuel Velikovsky and Worlds in Collision. If you weren't there for the fun, look it up. His career is a major chapter in leftist scientism, and How We Got Where We Are Now.

And I expect some serious Collisionist flak for that, too. In the days of my Misspect Yoot, every all-black-clad Dance To Spring coffeehouse waitress had a copy of it under her arm. Nobody read it, they just needed to be seen reading it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 19, 2015 08:27 AM (xq1UY)

140 It sure looks like the usual media trick to prop up a republican candidate then pull the rug out. Trump gives them good ratings he's nothing more to the MSM.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 08:27 AM (7L6zt)

141 "Marco Rubio got a good deal of applause, too, from the audience."


I hate to say it, but, Rubio has done pretty well in the debates. A little too canned speech but he knows facts, figures, and, says the right words.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 19, 2015 08:27 AM (9ORmX)

142 Thanks. Looks like oppo research.

Posted by: m at September 19, 2015 08:19 AM (ELEPX)

Looks like? What the hell, it IS oppo research. Townhall most butt hurt on immigration.


Running for office in CA is not the same as running nationally and Townhall knows that.


John Hawkins is no brain trust, course no one that goes to UNC-C is.

http://tinyurl.com/npgrjed

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 19, 2015 08:28 AM (jJRIy)

143 Where did you see this?

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2015 08:25 AM (c+gwp)



On the Kennedy Expressway heading into the city just before the North Ave. exit. Traffic was so bad I got to see all of the ads scrolling through and that one came up.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 08:28 AM (DiZBp)

144 "135
There isn't a government organization that hasn't been taken over by leftism,

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 08:23 AM (7L6zt)"

And that is why I continue to advocate for contracting out almost everything the government does. Private companies can do everything the government does cheaper and more efficiently. And the reason that I think that there is actually a chance of it happening is that awarding contracts to do all that government work provides nearly infinite opportunities for Congressmen to collect graft and have government work done in their district instead of in the richest counties in the United States which are all in the DC area.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 19, 2015 08:28 AM (QHgTq)

145 Wax the mainmast and batten down the wenches. Belay the lynchpin and... Arrrrr! Just pass the rum.

Posted by: mindful webworker - cough at September 19, 2015 08:29 AM (f/ass)

146 Let me just get him out of the way. But geez, I almost feel sorry for Santorum. He's boring and I don't even know why he's running. Polite reception from the audience, but I think most of us clapped at times because we felt sorry for him. I know I did.

Carly. The crowd loved her. She looked and sounded great. One thing I didn't know. She lost a daughter to drug addiction. She got a question from Nikki Haley about it near the end of her segment and went on about her personal story with her daughter, Lori(?). I had no idea her daughter died. Aside from that, the crowd went wild for her. She has some sticking points with me that I need better answers on...global warming, amnesty. But this woman comes across magnificently.

Chris Christie was last, and about 1/3 of the audience had left by then. I don't think it was a knock on him per se, but we had been there since 3pm and it was after 8 when he came out. Nice reception from audience, but he just didn't hit the mark. He spent too much time talking about New Jersey and his Herculean veto the tax increase pen.

Part 4 below...

Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at September 19, 2015 08:29 AM (pVkEV)

147 aaarrrrgh, mateys

nood

all pirate-y & siht

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 19, 2015 08:31 AM (ZQfW9)

148 Just pass the rum.
Posted by: mindful webworker - cough at September 19, 2015 08:29 AM (f/ass)


Now THAT is how you do an IP hash!

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2015 08:32 AM (FcR7P)

149 "On the Kennedy Expressway heading into the city just
before the North Ave. exit. Traffic was so bad I got to see all of the
ads scrolling through and that one came up.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 08:28 AM (DiZBp)"

You were driving into San Francisco? That is what they call it there, although they usually capitalize it as The City.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 19, 2015 08:32 AM (QHgTq)

150 Make America Grate Again
(c/o Will S's Sunny Side Blog)
http://bit.ly/Make-Am-Grate

Posted by: mindful webworker - VNN "B" section at September 19, 2015 08:33 AM (f/ass)

151 Overall, we had a great time. One point. This event was "sold out," even though tickets were free if you signed up. The floor was reserved, but the rest of the place was a free for all seating. We were in the free for alls. But as the time to start grew closer, we were told we could go to the floor, which we did to get a better seat. I wanted to see the entire arena standing room only and it wasn't. Maybe Trump's bailing out caused some to stay home. Who knows.

Last thoughts. It's remarkable how much better a Q and A forum is done in a format like this, versus the crap the MFM dishes out. What they call a debate is nothing less than a monkey-poo flinging circus where no candidate really gets to show America who they are.

The end.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at September 19, 2015 08:33 AM (pVkEV)

152 Oh and John Hawkins? He only attended UNC-C. I guess that means he was so dumb he couldn't graduate from the easiest school in the system?




To "attend" you need only send in $100 for night school and take a bus out there.



He supported Duncan for President. Duncan? Yeah I had to google him up myself.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 19, 2015 08:33 AM (jJRIy)

153 Never a Jersey resident but know well he has the problem of having to work with lefties so does a lot of things a conservative might not do. And he is a Cowboy fan so that alone disqualify him for my vote.

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 08:35 AM (7L6zt)

154 Lady in Black- wish the 'debates' were done like this rather than moderated by leftists with no care how it turned out.
I'm thing Trump didn't show up as he really has no substance other than he will be the greatest president ever

Posted by: skip at September 19, 2015 08:39 AM (7L6zt)

155
On the Kennedy Expressway heading into the city just before the North Ave. exit. Traffic was so bad I got to see all of the ads scrolling through and that one came up.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 08:28 AM (DiZBp)

Seems like it would be more help (guffaw) over by here, as they say.

The Ryan has been a parking lot since school started, as well.


Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2015 08:40 AM (c+gwp)

156 "While it's a caricature to say that what
progressives would not forbid, they would make mandatory, they show a
pattern of using force to ban what they don't like and of mandating what
they do."

http://fee.org/freeman/progressivism-is-illiberal/



Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2015 08:17 AM (3pRHP)


Progressive = totalitarianism

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 08:40 AM (DiZBp)

157 Heh, I just knew if I posted my birds-eye take from my attendance at the Heritage Presidential forum last night, the thread would close down. If you want my ten cent tour opinion on what I saw, it starts at 128 in the EMT.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at September 19, 2015 08:41 AM (pVkEV)

158 Heh, I just knew if I posted my birds-eye take from my attendance at the
Heritage Presidential forum last night, the thread would close down. If
you want my ten cent tour opinion on what I saw, it starts at 128 in
the EMT.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at September 19, 2015 08:41 AM (pVkEV)

159 Damn, what a dope. My post at 157 was meant for the open thread. I need moar coffee. Or something.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at September 19, 2015 08:42 AM (pVkEV)

160 Seems like it would be more help (guffaw) over by here, as they say.



The Ryan has been a parking lot since school started, as well.



Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2015 08:40 AM (c+gwp)





I cannot figure out why people who have nothing to do all day decide to go on an expressway during rush hour traffic. Young and old. Then I think, we'll they're all Democrats so doing stupid things comes naturally

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 08:43 AM (DiZBp)

161 Thanks, Lady in Black, for that nice summation of the event.

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2015 08:43 AM (c+gwp)

162 My alarm system keeps telling me to check the basement door. It's unnerving. Maybe the torrential rains over the last day have done something to the wiring.

"Armed. Ready to arm. Status basement door. Armed. Ready to arm..." You're scaring me, Hal.

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2015 08:50 AM (c+gwp)

163 Lady in Black,

Thanks for the analysis. I just automatically assume that the LSM filter, through which much of the received information about Republican candidate is passed, deletes anything good or praiseworthy about them. Consequently, your first-hand observations are much appreciated.

Posted by: mac at September 19, 2015 08:53 AM (ilMXv)

164 Bobby Jindal got modest applause coming out, but by the time he was done, people were on their feet and he was near on par with the reception the top 3 got

=======

I'm nearly convinced he's the one toying with a 3rd party run

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 19, 2015 09:06 AM (Cq0oW)

165
I cannot figure out why people who have nothing to do all day decide to go on an expressway during rush hour traffic. Young and old. Then I think, we'll they're all Democrats so doing stupid things comes naturally
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2015 08:43 AM (DiZBp)

Yar. And then we have Rahm's Project: Fcuk You, Motorists, the on-going installation of bike paths on what used to be two-lane streets. We counted exactly one dude on a bike on Friday, but desperate drivers weave in and out, ignoring all of it... the lanes and signs are a confusing mess. Someone is going to get t-boned on the ramp on State St. going down onto the Stevenson... we almost saw it happen. It's just made driving that much more dangerous. But, you know, that one guy, there... we're Amsterdam!

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2015 09:06 AM (c+gwp)

166 @77,@88,@91
Yea for F1! Would be kinda nice to have an occasional F1 thread, maybe for the USA race anyway.

Go Buckeyes!

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at September 19, 2015 11:08 AM (1M/xn)

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