Early Morning Open Thread - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

Good morning.

Yesterday we took a look at a couple of extraordinary dads. Today, not so much.



Imagine a man such as he sullying the good name of Congress.


Geraldo has been running off at the mouth again. First he tweeted out about how Obama got his ass beat by a bunch of "angry old white folks" in the midterms. Then he tweeted this:


Yeah. He's talking about this guy:


Oh! But Geraldo has a new selfie of his own to post:


Have you ever met a grown man so desperate for attention?

Heck I could do an entire post based upon Geraldo's cries for attention, but I won't. However, and I'm only partly ashamed to admit this, I probably will watch a few episodes of the new Celebrity Apprentice just to see how long before someone jacks him up.

Lorenzo Lamas, Kate Gosselin, and Terrell Owens also join the cast. That's a lot of douchebaggery in one place!


Speaking of goofy:


I see a Movie Night With The Morons in our future.


Have a good day, folks.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:20 AM




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1 Hello!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 09, 2014 07:24 AM (V70Uh)

2 Mein Kampfousurus

Posted by: Teh Hitler at November 09, 2014 07:24 AM (jWPU7)

3 I knew Geraldo Rivera when he was Jerry Rivers and he and his Puerto Rican "Young Lords" were a wholely owned subsiderary of Nelson Rockefeller's Liberal Republicans. He was a blivet then and still is a blivet today.

Posted by: Mike Keohane at November 09, 2014 07:25 AM (1heTe)

4 You going to make me look up the word "blivet?"


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 09, 2014 07:26 AM (V70Uh)

5 You going to make me look up the word "blivet?"


It's a form of weasel.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 07:28 AM (9WDAn)

6 Achtung, Geraldo ist ein arschloch

Posted by: Teh Hitler at November 09, 2014 07:28 AM (jWPU7)

7 I gave Geraldo a love tap....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 09, 2014 07:28 AM (/4AZU)

8 Omigod. #Twoweeks is here!
It's an ending, and a beginning. A Port 80 beginning.

Every time God closes a door,
there's a chance you'll get your foot jammed in there.
Maybe God does not need the Encyclopedia Britannica.
Perhaps it's not His way of telling you not to work your way through college.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2014 07:29 AM (xq1UY)

9 I would tell Geraldo to go eat a bag of dicks, except he's probably already doing that.

But he can go fetch his shinebox.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2014 07:29 AM (ml1PX)

10 I did enjoy Jerry Rivers desperate attempt to secure a generator to save his goldfish during Superstorm Sandy. It showed what a sucker of c*ck he truly is.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 09, 2014 07:30 AM (zxQ4h)

11 I was almost happy this morning: how can one be sad after The Pixy Miracle?

Then, NDH had to start off by talking about Geraldo....

If I wasn't in a black Toyota, I'd be in a blue funk.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2014 07:30 AM (PoKIA)

12 can't believe that shitweasel Hairaldo is still alive and on the idiotbox after he reported troop positions during the Iraq war

Posted by: WingNut at November 09, 2014 07:30 AM (gpoVQ)

13 Saw "JCVD" last night. Pretty good flick. Who knew Jean-Claude Van Damme could act? He nailed quiet pathos and never came within sniffing distance of bathos. Dude killed it.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 09, 2014 07:31 AM (4ckfx)

14 Is Geraldo even relevant in todays world?

I mean, a selfie with a Superman tat?

Come on....who does that any more?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 07:32 AM (9WDAn)

15 Jerry Rivers is also on Mr. Dave's List of People I Will punch in the Face. He's down in the second tier but I'm not punching them by sequence but opportunity.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 09, 2014 07:33 AM (tUBqu)

16 I think FOX intentionally has clowns like Rivers, Williams, and Beckel just to infuriate conservatives over bullshit like this.

They bring nothing to the table.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2014 07:34 AM (bKSy7)

17 What would be described as Geraldo's career high point?

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 07:34 AM (MMC8r)

18 Morning! Which is more ridiculous? Hitler riding a T-Rex in that trailer or Geraldo joining the cast of Celebrity Apprentice?? Yowzer!

I have watch Celebrity Apprentice in the past, this season may be good.. I can't wait to see Trump tell Geraldo "You're fired! Now, get outta here, all of you." lol.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2014 07:34 AM (b/lt+)

19 lookatmelookatmelookatme

please look at me,

I'm important


geraldo

Posted by: seamrog at November 09, 2014 07:34 AM (bDNI4)

20 One definition of a blivet is 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag!

Also was the name for liquid bags slung from Helos in the service.

For Jerry Rivers I prefer the first!

Posted by: Old Dog at November 09, 2014 07:34 AM (tQYJH)

21 Has Jerry Rivers stopped beating his wife yet? A simple 'yes' or 'no' answer will suffice.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 09, 2014 07:35 AM (zxQ4h)

22 Who is Geraldo Rivera and why should I give two shits about anything he says?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 09, 2014 07:35 AM (60Vyp)

23 What would be described as Geraldo's career high point?

***

The 1972 Peabody Award. It's been downhill ever since.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geraldo_Rivera

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 07:35 AM (DmNpO)

24

Gupta has a segment on CNN about Dementia Village, aka De Hogeweyk or Hogewey, which is a gated model village setting in Weesp, in The Netherlands.

It's pretty cool.

An enclosed community, with a grocery store, post office, etc on acres of land, but it is enclosed, so that the people living there can move around "freely" but never get lost.

24/7 care by dementia trained staff.

It's very nice.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 07:36 AM (IXrOn)

25 Geraldo hates Fast Furious because it completely blows away anything he ever tried to pass off as investigative journalism.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 09, 2014 07:37 AM (IdCqF)

26 What would be described as Geraldo's career high point?

The moment before breaking into that stupid vault on live TV.

Sort of bending the curve of relevance ever since

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 07:38 AM (9WDAn)

27 Geraldo has always been disgusting to me.
It's odd, some of us can detect sleazy people right away (like the SCOAMF), while others idolize them, and they rise quickly, becoming wealthy or powerful off of their sleaziness.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 07:38 AM (IXrOn)

28 24
Coincidently, I am looking for a place for my mom. Recent Alzheimers diagnosis and going down hill fast.

Netherlands is a bit far though.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 09, 2014 07:39 AM (l0lja)

29 >>>Who is Geraldo Rivera and why should I give two shits about anything he says?

1. Attention Whore
2. You shouldn't.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 09, 2014 07:39 AM (tUBqu)

30 Who is Geraldo Rivera and why should I give two shits about anything he says?

He's the guy with the awesome Spluge strainer on his upper lip.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 07:40 AM (9WDAn)

31 Geraldo is one of a few people in this world that I wouldn't really mind if they fell feet first into a wood chipper. On the slow setting.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 09, 2014 07:41 AM (l0lja)

32

DAY 733

730 to go (803 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 07:41 AM (CMkNk)

33 It's true. The man has no dick.

Posted by: Dr. Venkman at November 09, 2014 07:42 AM (tUBqu)

34 Geraldo Rivera- The Original Juan Epstein.

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 07:42 AM (MMC8r)

35 I wouldn't really mind if they fell feet first into a wood chipper. On the slow setting.



Breakfast!

Posted by: The Hogs at November 09, 2014 07:43 AM (9WDAn)

36 Well now I'll have to dig out my copy of Iron Sky and actually watch it. So President Palin is in league with Der Fuhrer?

Time to brew some coffee, just like I like my men: Hot, strong, and fortified with booze.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 09, 2014 07:43 AM (QBm1P)

37 lookatmedammit

okay, fine.

I'll say something controversial, then you'll have to look at me.

I'm the world's oldest attention starved child.

geraldo

Posted by: seamrog at November 09, 2014 07:43 AM (bDNI4)

38 Geraldo should be put in a some vault for a few decades.

Posted by: Killerdog at November 09, 2014 07:44 AM (vntmB)

39 28 24
Coincidently, I am looking for a place for my mom. Recent Alzheimers diagnosis and going down hill fast.

Netherlands is a bit far though.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 09, 2014 07:39 AM (l0lja)


Am so sorry to hear about your mom.

On a bizarre note, I seem to recall a scene from "A Bridge Too Far" where the inmates at a Dutch asylum were inadvertently set free and approached the apprehensive Americans just before the battle, as if to warn them or to mock them before they got mowed down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 07:44 AM (CMkNk)

40 Okay, here's some content -- At NRO, John Yoo gives 4 reasons why the SC will deal a death blow to 404Care in the Burwell case against subsidies.

http://tinyurl.com/o8pllqt

I hope he's right. The case should be heard in June.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2014 07:44 AM (ml1PX)

41 I actually saw Jerry Rivers in person one day and walked past him outside my bank. Diminutive is the best adjective I could use.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 09, 2014 07:45 AM (zxQ4h)

42
Geraldo's only - ONLY - claim to fame was when he was a local reporter here in NYC at WABC-TV, for a expose series on the abuses at the Willowbrook mental hospital on Staten Island.

IIRC, a lot of his scoops were debunked years later, but too late; He became a hero.

Total unmitigated schmuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 07:47 AM (CMkNk)

43 39 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 07:44 AM (CMkNk)

The Big Red One...

Lee Marvin-posthumous moron

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 09, 2014 07:49 AM (/4AZU)

44 Saw Interstellar last night. Good, though I'd recommend Imax (I saw it in a regular theatre) if its available to you.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2014 07:49 AM (6um35)

45 Coincidently, I am looking for a place for my mom. Recent Alzheimers diagnosis and going down hill fast.

Netherlands is a bit far though.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 09, 2014 07:39 AM (l0lja)


sorry to hear

Gupta is saying there is nothing like it anywhere else in the world.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 07:50 AM (IXrOn)

46 Diminutive is the best adjective I could use.

If Diminutive means" Short little shit with a face for felching", I would tend to agree with you

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 07:50 AM (9WDAn)

47 Awww, Kaci and her boyfriend are fleeing Maine on Monday after her quarantine expires. The boyfriend had to leave (got kicked out, I read elsewhere) his nursing studies program already as a result of his actions:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mb3dkba

(Portland Press Herald; unfamiliar link so I used preview feature)

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2014 07:52 AM (ml1PX)

48 Is the time lag fixed ?

Posted by: seamrog at November 09, 2014 07:52 AM (bDNI4)

49
Geraldo almost makes the Morning Joo look intelligent. I think Fox should engineer a trade.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 07:53 AM (CMkNk)

50 Nope 7 minutes.

Posted by: seamrog at November 09, 2014 07:53 AM (bDNI4)

51 T. Rex macht frei.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 09, 2014 07:53 AM (fIv/H)

52 The Big Red One...

Lee Marvin-posthumous moron
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 09, 2014 07:49 AM (/4AZU)
----------
Great flick. They released it with restored footage. Maybe this will be my Vet's Day selection.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 09, 2014 07:53 AM (QBm1P)

53 Hitler astride a dinosaur reminds me of the stories some Bavarians still relate, about a great beast in an alpine lake, said to have claimed many lives during ice fishing season. I'm headed there now. Might it be true?

Posted by: Jeremy Wade at November 09, 2014 07:54 AM (3r2wi)

54
Bill Clinton doing a commercial for ACP-Advisornet?

A non-profit organization on a mission to assist our returning military find their next career.

https://acp-advisornet.org/


ACP AdvisorNet is an online community assisting Veterans in developing and achieving their professional goals by connecting them with business leaders from companies nationwide. Through our Q&A forum, Veterans can ask questions about career development, employment, and small business.

Current and former service members, and their immediate family members, are eligible to join the site to receive career advice. Business professionals join as Advisors to answer questions posted by Veterans.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 07:54 AM (IXrOn)

55 Polar Vortex is coming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2014 07:55 AM (7fubm)

56 So, Geraldo is dating Clay Aikens ?

battle of the egos.

Posted by: seamrog at November 09, 2014 07:56 AM (bDNI4)

57 >>>>>the stories some Bavarians still relate, about a great beast in an alpine lake,<<<<<

Giant dachshund eating catfish.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 09, 2014 07:57 AM (M6Vhk)

58 Comments are 8 minutes back in time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2014 07:57 AM (7fubm)

59 51 T. Rex macht frei.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 09, 2014 07:53 AM (fIv/H)


I think you're borderline on that, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 07:57 AM (CMkNk)

60 Well 6.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2014 07:57 AM (7fubm)

61 56 So, Geraldo is dating Clay Aikens ?

battle of the egos.
Posted by: seamrog at November 09, 2014 07:56 AM (bDNI4)


More like an example of Todd Aiken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 07:57 AM (CMkNk)

62 Awww, Kaci and her boyfriend are fleeing Maine on Monday after her quarantine expires. The boyfriend had to leave (got kicked out, I read elsewhere) his nursing studies program already as a result of his actions:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mb3dkba

(Portland Press Herald; unfamiliar link so I used preview feature)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2014 07:52 AM (ml1PX)


Wow, they are being ostracized. Good.

If she had just done the quarantine, this would not have happened. No one would even know who her boyfriend was. What a couple of dopes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 07:59 AM (IXrOn)

63
62 Awww, Kaci and her boyfriend are fleeing Maine on Monday after her quarantine expires. The boyfriend had to leave (got kicked out, I read elsewhere) his nursing studies program already as a result of his actions:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mb3dkba

(Portland Press Herald; unfamiliar link so I used preview feature)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2014 07:52 AM (ml1PX)

Wow, they are being ostracized. Good.

If she had just done the quarantine, this would not have happened. No one would even know who her boyfriend was. What a couple of dopes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 07:59 AM (IXrOn)


As dear reader might say, if he were clever: infections have consequences.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at November 09, 2014 08:02 AM (R+XDI)

64 Awww, Kaci and her boyfriend are fleeing Maine on Monday after her quarantine expires.



Geraldo has a daughter who is a nurse?

Who knew?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 08:02 AM (9WDAn)

65 Geraldo hates white people. What a racist asshole.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2014 08:04 AM (7fubm)

66 They should call that show what it really is: D-List Celebrity Apprentice.


Posted by: Blueberry at November 09, 2014 08:04 AM (I6QhE)

67 Geraldo Rivera can be rearranged to spell:


re: a larger void

-or-


Roger, real diva

Posted by: Seamus M. at November 09, 2014 08:06 AM (NeFrd)

68 Atheist to sue military over denial of application to become a chaplain http://t.co/myyycPRtjO

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 08:06 AM (DmNpO)

69 I am commenting to combat world Communism and to see if I can, but mainly to see if I can.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2014 08:07 AM (vFmT2)

70 Okay, here's some content -- At NRO, John Yoo gives 4 reasons why the SC will deal a death blow to 404Care in the Burwell case against subsidies.

http://tinyurl.com/o8pllqt

I hope he's right. The case should be heard in June.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2014 07:44 AM (ml1PX)


We can never read into these things.

If they take the law word for word, how could they rule otherwise, but we saw it before, so I am a bit nervous about this.

All of the squishyness shouldn't be injected into this case, but again, it happened before.

I thought they had a number of cases of "proof" that this was how the law was intended, as a strong-armed tactic to force states to comply. I think that is the only thing that will save us, coupled with the actual text. Tying the text with intent.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 08:08 AM (IXrOn)

71 Does anyone know how to get ahold of MWR?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:09 AM (zOTsN)

72 Morning.


Geraldo being an idiot is no closely guarded secret.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 08:09 AM (1x79m)

73
Hello from Way Down Here and it's just turned into Monday here in old Sydney town...

And I'm asking for advice about posting links

For some unknown reason I can't tiny... no idea why this computer will not comply *hate it*

So if I see a story somewhere that I would love to share, like a nice Aussie dangerous animal goes wild in suburban street story , how do I link it, not using tiny?

I used to be able to do it, but with Windows 8 I have no idea how to doit

Thanks in advance *sips Aussie wine *



Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 08:10 AM (lOFeH)

74
-or-


ego drivel, ra! ra!

Posted by: Seamus M. at November 09, 2014 08:10 AM (NeFrd)

75 Hey..... Is that a Superman tattoo on Jerry Rivers' puny shoulder???

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at November 09, 2014 08:10 AM (oMXMR)

76 Hey..... Is that a Superman tattoo on Jerry Rivers' puny shoulder???

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at November 09, 2014 08:10 AM (oMXMR)

77 All a victory in the Burwell case means is that the whole federal "marketplace" was a waste of money. Tax credits for folks in states with state exchanges would still survive.

So, more red state subsidization of blue state shit.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 09, 2014 08:11 AM (V70Uh)

78 Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2014 08:04 AM (7fub

He's always hated white people but he really dug in when the skinheads broke his nose on his show.

On a side note, the skinheads instigated the melee by using epithets but didn't start the physical contact. That was started by His black guest , Roy Innis. I liked Innis though he turned into a Democrat from being previously a Libertarian .

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 09, 2014 08:11 AM (woCRW)

79 What a couple of dopes.
As they say in Maine, ay-uh.
And coming soon to a Health Systems Administration near you!

She thinks she'd like to go back to Africa with Meddy-sonzsonz-Fronty-A.
Funny, Fat Bastid in Joizy would have given her that trip for free.

Were there a truly functioning Angie's List for "home health aides,"
they'd both need a name change to even get bedpan duty.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2014 08:11 AM (xq1UY)

80 Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 08:10 AM (lOFeH)

***

Hey aussie! One option is to post the entire url but to break it up into no more than say 15 to 20 character segments with spaces or line breaks. People will have to remove the spaces manually.

Posted by: Seamus M. at November 09, 2014 08:12 AM (NeFrd)

81 Geraldo and Clay Aiken in the same post...is it too early to start drinking?

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2014 08:12 AM (ZNQKl)

82 Raise your hands if you are certain there are pictures of Geraldos aged pee pee loose on the interwebs somewhere

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:12 AM (zOTsN)

83 Aussie, use bitly instead of tiny url. It's easier.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 08:14 AM (DmNpO)

84 Hello, Aussie.


tinyurl.com doesn't work for you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 08:15 AM (1x79m)

85 Testing, testing.

Aussie, some links will work in your nic.

Won't hurt to try putting it in the URL field. May not work, but it won't mess up anything.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2014 08:15 AM (0xTsz)

86 So Hicocks boyfriend is an entitled drama queen as well. It appears his big beef with the school is that they refused to browbeat students to treat him nicely in advance of his return.
Specifically stated as a concern was that students might leave the room if he entered.
Oh the humanity!

Posted by: typo dynamofo at November 09, 2014 08:15 AM (IVgIK)

87
-or-


Al Gore: "A driver!"


Posted by: Seamus M. at November 09, 2014 08:15 AM (NeFrd)

88 You Tube vids, IIUC, will not load in a nic

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 08:16 AM (DmNpO)

89 Don't listen to them, Aussie!

Do it my way!


(No, not really. Just would rather start something than talk about Geraldope.)

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2014 08:16 AM (0xTsz)

90 A non-compliant quarantine nurse surreptitiously hired by a local hospital?
You know who'd be ravening to break that story?
Geraldo Rivera, investigative reporter!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2014 08:16 AM (xq1UY)

91 Geraldo Rivera


Most likely to be caught by his wife having an affair. Seriously. What is with the pictures?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:17 AM (zOTsN)

92 Atheist to sue military over denial of application to become a chaplain http://t.co/myyycPRtjO
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 08:06 AM (DmNpO)
--------
We've had Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish chaplains. They are trained to serve all faiths, give guidance, and send you into Valhalla no matter what denomination. I'm sure they've dealt with agnostics and atheists too.

It's not about getting their "needs served", it's about activism.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 09, 2014 08:19 AM (QBm1P)

93 I used to be able to do it, but with Windows 8 I have no idea how to doit

TinyURL should be a function of your browser, not so much your Operating System.

Which browser are you using?

So far, I have had success with
Pale Moon
FireFox
Safari

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 08:19 AM (9WDAn)

94 1. Morning, Glories!

2. New commenting URL? No port 1080? When/how did this happen?

2.5 Can we use higher than ASCII 128 again, too? Test: mañana?

3. You know what you just don't see anymore? Propeller beanies. I think they should be required attire for all members of Congress.

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 09, 2014 08:20 AM (6oPFc)

95 BTW, this is Geraldo's 5th wife http://bit.ly/1zccCoa

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 08:20 AM (DmNpO)

96
So much for that equality under the law thing:

Minneapolis public school officials are making dramatic changes to their suspension policy by requiring the superintendents office to sign off before students of color can be sent home.

Beginning Monday, every proposed suspension of black, Hispanic or American Indian students that does not involve violent behavior will first be reviewed by Johnson or someone on her leadership team. The school district is also reducing its police presence at its schools after finding inconsistencies and questions in how schools used police in disciplinary ­matters.

"Changing the trajectory for our students of color is a moral and ethical imperative, and..."

http://tinyurl.com/ppepkhs



Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2014 08:21 AM (kdS6q)

97 Raise your hands if you are certain there are pictures of Geraldos aged pee pee loose on the interwebs somewhere

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:12 AM (zOTsN)

****


Ask and you shall receive:


http://tinyurl.com/Jerryswrinkledmember

Posted by: Seamus M. at November 09, 2014 08:21 AM (NeFrd)

98 I cannot imagine being married to a man like that. Ugh

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:22 AM (zOTsN)

99 eeeuuuwww

Maine nurse and main squeeze got cooties.

Posted by: seamrog at November 09, 2014 08:23 AM (bDNI4)

100
Al
Capone's
Vault

Posted by: Justamom at November 09, 2014 08:23 AM (Sptt8)

101 I could have lived my whole life with out that. I am not clicking on that

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:23 AM (zOTsN)

102 I'd kill this morning for some Allsup's burritos........

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 08:24 AM (1x79m)

103
80 Seamus M

Thanks I'll give that a go but but but THE BARREL might await if I don't do it right

However I must say, the barrel could do with some Sydney souvenirs - a nice fridge magnet or an Opera House calendar...

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 08:24 AM (lOFeH)

104 Maybe in the southern hemisphere you have to type the url in backwards or counterclockwise or something.

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 08:24 AM (NeFrd)

105 Beginning Monday, every proposed suspension of black, Hispanic or American Indian students that does not involve violent behavior will first be reviewed by Johnson or someone on her leadership team

Sounds fair.


You know what else would be fair?



A Lawsuit by a Family of Pallor when this shit heads south.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 08:24 AM (9WDAn)

106 It's not about getting their "needs served", it's about activism.

****

Precisely

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 08:25 AM (DmNpO)

107 I expect John E will be reviewing this movie. Seems up his alley.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 09, 2014 08:25 AM (Nu713)

108 I am not clicking on that

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:23 AM (zOTsN)


*****


Chicken! Bwak, bwak!

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 08:25 AM (NeFrd)

109
NDH

Hi, thanks - I'll look bitly up then

I have absolutely no idea why tiny won't work so this may do it for me!

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 08:25 AM (lOFeH)

110 I hate this "Person of Color" crap. Am I transparent? Fishbelly White is a color too!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 09, 2014 08:26 AM (QBm1P)

111 Posted by: Seamus M. at November 09, 2014 08:21 AM (NeFrd)

It is undoubtedly something amusing. But....on the off chance that it actually is what you say it is......nope!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2014 08:26 AM (Zu3d9)

112 The unbearable whiteness of being

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:26 AM (zOTsN)

113
Meanwhile, over at one of the internet's tentpoles, star courts are a thing:

Twitter has granted moderating superpowers to a tiny feminist nonprofit. On Thursday, the nonprofit organization Women, Action, and the Media, abbreviated WAM!, announced a new initiative with Twitter, to try to make the service safer for women.

WAM, in effect, got super powers within Twitters moderating environment. After submitting an abuse report to Twitter, users can now also submit one to WAM. WAM will make sure the userss claims are credible, then escalate the report in Twitters system, flagging it for immediate handling by the companys moderators.

http://tinyurl.com/lr3jwlv

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2014 08:26 AM (kdS6q)

114 Geraldo had a morning radio show here in the NY area. I found him glib and quite sure of himself, and not very interesting.

I don't know whether he still has it, but judging by its quality, I hope not.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2014 08:27 AM (Zu3d9)

115 Pale Prejudice

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:27 AM (zOTsN)

116 Melanin chalanged

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:28 AM (zOTsN)

117 Geraldo should go back to Libya and visit the freedom fighters.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2014 08:28 AM (7fubm)

118 But....on the off chance that it actually is what you say it is......nope!

*****


Oh come on. It's kinda funny. You know you want to.

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 08:28 AM (NeFrd)

119
84 Ricardo Kill

No for some reason the bloody thing won't work!

Most likely operator error though because I am slightly techno challenged..

However I am most pleased - I have just mastered the art of linking a photo on my phone and sending it - amazing!

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 08:29 AM (lOFeH)

120 Dude is a low functioning troll. Seriously, why would you tweet that? If I'm not mistaken Fox News pays more $$ than I want to know for him to drool into a mic. Why not bring it there? He's a pussy.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2014 08:29 AM (5buP8)

121 Carlos Danger.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2014 08:29 AM (7fubm)

122 WOW what a post ... what an awesome start to a Sunday morning ..

Okay, morons, please contribute to IRON SKY 2 ...

Posted by: Mark X at November 09, 2014 08:31 AM (iYtEu)

123
85 Mama AJ

Thanks, hadn't thought of that because I thought it was just for people with their own blogs

I'll give that a go then !

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 08:31 AM (lOFeH)

124 Although scoamf is a front runner for asshole of the year, Geraldo is in the top ten.

any other nominations ?

Posted by: seamrog at November 09, 2014 08:31 AM (bDNI4)

125 It took us a while, But Little VIA has begun to understand the power of having the "Rights" excerpt from his High School Student Handbook in the front of his binder.

There have been a couple discussions that started with "When did I lose my right to a classroom environment that is conducive to learning"
"And can you give me the name of the School District member who took it?"

The boy is becoming a Right Wing activist on his own.
And actually getting pretty good at it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 08:32 AM (9WDAn)

126 It took us a while, But Little VIA has begun to understand the power of having the "Rights" excerpt from his High School Student Handbook in the front of his binder.

There have been a couple discussions that started with "When did I lose my right to a classroom environment that is conducive to learning"
"And can you give me the name of the School District member who took it?"

The boy is becoming a Right Wing activist on his own.
And actually getting pretty good at it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 08:32 AM (9WDAn)

127
Boy, equality under the law really taking it in the neck this morning:

We should stop putting women in jail. For anything.

The case for closing womens prisons is built on the experiences of formerly incarcerated women and activists who recognize that women who are mothers and community builders can find their way forward when they respected and supported. It is possible to imagine a future without womens prisons; whether its achievable will require a bigger shift in thinking.

Patricia OBrien is an associate professor at the Jane Addams College of Social Work at University of Illinois at Chicago.

http://tinyurl.com/nlsfee7

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2014 08:32 AM (kdS6q)

128 Today's celebrity birthdays:

Gail Borden (condensor)
Hedy Lamarr (would have been 100 today - RIP)
Spiro Agnew (VPOTUS #39, MD Gov #55 )
Carl Sagan (would have been 80 today - RIP)
Mary Travers (http://youtu.be/c8jEapecSqc )
Lou Ferrigno (green with rage)
Robert Duncan McNeill (Lt. Paris is 50 today)

Posted by: Gran at November 09, 2014 08:33 AM (LCIE3)

129 Oh...
My first double post!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 08:33 AM (9WDAn)

130 Test

Posted by: THE TICK at November 09, 2014 08:33 AM (k//Og)

131 American Idol, indeed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2014 08:34 AM (l1zOH)

132
Whatever happened to Geraldo's 4th wife, Dominic?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 08:34 AM (CMkNk)

133 Posted by: Seamus M. at November 09, 2014 08:21 AM (NeFrd)
-----------------
First of all, your hash looks like "Nerf Herder". Moar coffee.

And I took one for the team, and it's...bigger than one would expect.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 09, 2014 08:34 AM (QBm1P)

134 OT, but I don't care. Yesterday, I took my eleven yr old daughter deer hunting. She was quiet and didn't complain about the cold. Ten seconds after she said, "I'm bored" a doe walked up behind us and I shot it. She is now hooked. The next time I will make sure she is in position to take the shot.

Posted by: Assassin6 at November 09, 2014 08:35 AM (FfukH)

135 Well, that's interesting: I can comment on this thread, but not on the previous thread about the new comments server.

Thread-sensitive micro-banning???

Posted by: THE TICK at November 09, 2014 08:35 AM (k//Og)

136
any other nominations

Any nurse/Doc who travels from E. Africa after treating Obola infected people, and proceeds to stroll around population centers. Oh, and, Valerie Jarrett, just cause I hate that p.o.s.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2014 08:36 AM (5buP8)

137 I wonder who at Fox thinks that Jerry Rivers is worth a paycheck? He's been a showboating lack wit from day one.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2014 08:36 AM (3UGBQ)

138 However I must say, the barrel could do with some Sydney souvenirs - a nice fridge magnet or an Opera House calendar...
Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 08:24 AM (lOFeH)


hehe, that's a good idea

we could have a Barrel Wall, where we could pin up postcards from our location (or where we would like to be)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 08:36 AM (IXrOn)

139 testicles

Posted by: THE TICK at November 09, 2014 08:36 AM (k//Og)

140
Has anyone actually heard "Geraldo" speaking Spanish?

Just asking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 08:36 AM (CMkNk)

141 Ampersand test

Posted by: THE TICK at November 09, 2014 08:36 AM (k//Og)

Posted by: THE TICK at November 09, 2014 08:37 AM (k//Og)

143 Wilbur ?

Africootie nurse kaci licox beau is named Wilbur?

Does he have a horse named Ed ?

Posted by: seamrog at November 09, 2014 08:37 AM (bDNI4)

144 No higher ASCII.

Repeat posts.

Okay, it's still AoSHQ!

But, put fix. Nice, Pixy.

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 09, 2014 08:37 AM (6oPFc)

145 I posted a link yesterday about Clay Aiken. Apparently he's pushing a reality show about his completely-documented time on the campaign trail. The whole article intimates that the whole campaign may have been contrived for this purpose...

http://tinyurl.com/qg8cbkt

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 08:37 AM (MMC8r)

146 Sorry, West Africa. And I guess Gerald doesn't have a Fox gig? We don't pay for cable, only Amish TV here...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2014 08:38 AM (5buP8)

147 Yesterday, I took my eleven yr old daughter deer hunting.


WHOOT!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 08:38 AM (9WDAn)

148 Has anyone actually heard "Geraldo" speaking Spanish?



Just asking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 08:36 AM (CMkNk)


He's fluent in gibberish.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2014 08:38 AM (3UGBQ)

149 Fox should hire David Duke as a counterpoint to disgraced racist conspiracy theorist Geraldo Riviera.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2014 08:38 AM (7fubm)

150 147 Yesterday, I took my eleven yr old daughter deer hunting.

WHOOT!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 08:38 AM (9WDAn)

(**hums "You're Just Too Good to be True"**)



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 08:39 AM (CMkNk)

151 Geraldo's fifth wife is why I will never ever understand women. He shouldn't be able to score Mama June much less that hottie.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 09, 2014 08:40 AM (woCRW)

152 148 He's fluent in gibberish.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2014 08:38 AM (3UGBQ)


I speak-o de Spannie lingo, chop-chop. You savvy?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 08:40 AM (CMkNk)

153
138 artisanal 'ette

Hi there and I have a lovely Sydney postcard ready to go... a great view of our delightful harbour viewed from the Harbour Bridge

I have a great link to post and I know the barrel is waiting *I'm scared *

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 08:40 AM (lOFeH)

154 I cannot figure out what demographic Faux is trying for with the likes of Geraldo, Williams, and Beckel as frequent contributors. Either Ailes is big into mercy hires, or that trio has scored some good blackmail photos!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 08:41 AM (fL/7/)

155 151 Geraldo's fifth wife is why I will never ever understand women. He shouldn't be able to score Mama June much less that hottie.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 09, 2014 08:40 AM (woCRW)


The 90 year old toothless crone with the bucket and mop under the lamppost shot him down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 08:41 AM (CMkNk)

156 A manipulative, high-profile ghey? Almost never happens.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2014 08:41 AM (l1zOH)

157
Meanwhile, your Canadian tax dollars at work:

The University of British Columbia is building an exclusive new college at a cost of more than $127 million, but Canadian students need not apply. The college will house only high-paying international students, most of them from China.

The website for the college, which targets wealthy overseas Asian students, promises round the clock support, a "custom curriculum, and lower class sizes. Students will pay more than $50,000 a year for the privilege which includes tuition, accommodation and health care. "You can only apply to Vantage College if you are an international
student, not a Canadian citizen or a permanent resident," says the
Vantage College website.

The Canadian Federation of Students says UBC's priorities are wrong and the university should be looking at supporting existing students.

http://tinyurl.com/mut6kno

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2014 08:42 AM (kdS6q)

158 154 Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 08:41 AM (fL/7/)


Lest we forget, Chris Wallace is barely a half step above that gaggle of schmucks when it comes to credibility.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 08:42 AM (CMkNk)

159 http://tinyurl.com/lr3jwlv
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2014 08:26 AM (kdS6q)


How ridiculous.

They will go down the entire "checkbox" of pc and there will be nothing left on twitter.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 08:42 AM (IXrOn)

160
Ampersand test


Posted by: THE TICK at November 09, 2014 08:36 AM (k//Og)
your point is?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 08:42 AM (fL/7/)

161 http://tinyurl.com/mut6kno
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2014 08:42 AM (kdS6q)


If you've ever been to BC, you'll see why this is happening.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 08:43 AM (IXrOn)

162 Remember Geraldo is the genius who, when HS was embedded with a unit, drew the units location on a map he drew in the sand and broadcast to the world



He really should be sent to Mosul for some in depth reporting

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:43 AM (zOTsN)

163
Cheese omelet time...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 08:43 AM (CMkNk)

164 Do ampersands work now?

&&&&&&&&

Posted by: CanaDave at November 09, 2014 08:44 AM (W66oz)

165 I cannot figure out what demographic Faux is trying for with the likes of Geraldo, Williams, and Beckel as frequent contributors. Either Ailes is big into mercy hires, or that trio has scored some good blackmail photos!

****

The odd thing is that I actually like Beckel. I want to strangle him at times but, at other times, I agree with him. Although still a Lib, he's definitely not the staunch Lib he once was.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 08:44 AM (DmNpO)

166 Ooooohhhh, they do!

&&&&&&&&&&& :+)

Posted by: CanaDave at November 09, 2014 08:44 AM (W66oz)

167 Gerald's marital history u is proof some women marry for money

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:44 AM (zOTsN)

168 I cannot figure out what demographic Faux is trying for with the likes of Geraldo, Williams, and Beckel as frequent contributors.

They're there to piss you off.

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 08:44 AM (MMC8r)

169 I have a great link to post and I know the barrel is waiting *I'm scared *

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 08:40 AM (lOFeH)


as long as you don't break the blog, the barrel is your friend

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 08:44 AM (IXrOn)

170 Aussie- I nominate you for clemency on the off chance your attempt to post a link goes awry. Give it a go, we'll be merciful.

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 08:44 AM (NeFrd)

171 Hey, mindful @ #94, your 2nd question: read the previous post.

Oh, hey, thanks, mindful.

(since no one else will talk to me)

Posted by: mindful webworker goes psycho at November 09, 2014 08:45 AM (6oPFc)

172 Hello, is this thing on?

Posted by: Countrysquire, nuts no longer sitting in pudding at November 09, 2014 08:45 AM (8FyP4)

173 That Turkish bathhouse really fogged up my iPhone lens.

Posted by: Geraldo at November 09, 2014 08:46 AM (Dwehj)

174 #144 put = port, dangit

How do I turn of Autoincorrect?

Posted by: mindful webworker goes psycho at November 09, 2014 08:46 AM (6oPFc)

175 Come back, Geraldo, come baaaaaccckkkk....

Posted by: Al Capone's Vault at November 09, 2014 08:46 AM (c+gwp)

176
No higher ASCII.
Repeat posts.
Okay, it's still AoSHQ!
Posted by: mindful webworker



And a new comment domain, so no google searching until such time as their index gets clued in. And if you need to find something a few months down the line, try to remember when the switch happened.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2014 08:46 AM (kdS6q)

177 Aussie- I nominate you for clemency on the off chance your attempt to post a link goes awry. Give it a go, we'll be merciful.

I think she's using a metric browser.
That could explain it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 08:47 AM (9WDAn)

178 &&&&&&

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:47 AM (zOTsN)

179 Imagine a man such as he sullying the good name of Congress.

ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928© at November 09, 2014 08:47 AM (rwI+c)

180 Imagine a man such as he sullying the good name of Congress.

ISWYDT




Still getting errors on unicode characters

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 09, 2014 08:48 AM (rwI+c)

181 atheist chaplain?
what kind of last rites, or counseling, can you give non-believers?
color me confused.

Posted by: WingNut at November 09, 2014 08:48 AM (gpoVQ)

182 The odd thing is that I actually like Beckel. I want to strangle him at times but, at other times, I agree with him. Although still a Lib, he's definitely not the staunch Lib he once was.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 08:44 AM (DmNpO)


I agree with this.

I think Beckel is "seeing the other side" and it's effecting his thinking.

The problem with a lot on the left is that they do not see both sides of an argument. Or analyze cause and effect further down the road.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 08:49 AM (IXrOn)

183
I cannot figure out what demographic Faux is trying for with the likes
of Geraldo, Williams, and Beckel as frequent contributors. Either Ailes
is big into mercy hires, or that trio has scored some good blackmail
photos!


Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 08:41 AM (fL/7/)


Or Carville. That lizard faced freak can't string two words in English together

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2014 08:49 AM (3UGBQ)

184 Speaking of 'embedded', I herein remind all that Rivera apparently had flesh from his buttocks surgically implanted in his forehead, to appear brainy.

A true butthead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2014 08:49 AM (l1zOH)

185 I feel bad for Aiken's kid.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:49 AM (zOTsN)

186 (since no one else will talk to me)

Posted by: mindful webworker goes psycho at November 09, 2014 08:45 AM (6oPFc)


****


You're just now figuring that out? I've been commenting to myself for months. And sometimes I even amuse myself...


...sometimes.

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 08:49 AM (NeFrd)

187
Or Carville. That lizard faced freak can't string two words in English together
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2014 08:49 AM (3UGBQ)


He and his wife are like a sideshow.

They are both good at acting out their left and right parts.

I think they are just laughing all the way to the bank. They never seem to really believe what they are saying.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 08:50 AM (IXrOn)

188 Or Carville. That lizard faced freak can't string two words in English together


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2014 08:49 AM (3UGBQ)

I also forgot Colmes. The only explanation for Colmes is that he caught Hannity in a very bad act!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 08:50 AM (fL/7/)

189 atheist chaplain?
what kind of last rites, or counseling, can you give non-believers?


What's more, his avowed faith is that everyone else's faith is bullshit.

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 08:51 AM (MMC8r)

190 If Fox is going to have liberals on they should be of the Kirsten Powers variety. At least then it's only an assault on my ears.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2014 08:52 AM (3UGBQ)

191 Yeah someone needs to get a hold of MWR and tell her she can start slacking off at work again.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2014 08:52 AM (zt+N6)

192 Being a liberal means never having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: Geraldo at November 09, 2014 08:52 AM (Dwehj)

193 Eww, can we put the picture of Geraldo below the fold.
Eww; "the fold."

Posted by: (G891H) at November 09, 2014 08:52 AM (G891H)

194 I feel bad for Aiken's kid.
Posted by: ThunderB
---------------------

As in similar cases, his shrink will not have to look far to find the source of the kid's psychosis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2014 08:52 AM (l1zOH)

195 I think she's using a metric browser.
That could explain it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 08:47 AM (9WDAn)



Maybe she could try typing it backwards...?

you know, drains and all that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 08:53 AM (IXrOn)

196 They're there to piss you off.

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 08:44 AM (MMC8r)

In that case, it's working!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 08:53 AM (fL/7/)

197 110
I hate this "Person of Color" crap. Am I transparent? Fishbelly White is a color too!



Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 09, 2014 08:26 AM (QBm1P)

*****************************
It broke my heart when my first grader questioned putting on forms that he was white because he wasn't white, he was peach. Too soon they lose their innocence.
And then the next year, thanks to Bubba, I had to explain to him what oral sex was.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 09, 2014 08:53 AM (5f5bM)

198
Carville. That lizard faced freak...

They are both good at acting out their left and right parts... They never seem to really believe what they are saying.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



Like watching an old married couple's creepy Saturday "role playing night".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2014 08:54 AM (kdS6q)

199 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 08:53 AM (IXrOn)

Nah, the browser is on the wrong side of the screen!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 08:54 AM (fL/7/)

200 I feel bad for Aiken's kid.


Yes. A hostage from birth.

Posted by: Geraldo at November 09, 2014 08:54 AM (Dwehj)

201 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2014 08:27 AM (Zu3d9)

Geraldohas daily weekdayAMradio show 10am-12, ABC

Posted by: SE Pa Lurker at November 09, 2014 08:54 AM (llVa4)

202 I also forgot Colmes. The only explanation for Colmes is that he caught Hannity in a very bad act!


Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 08:50 AM (fL/7/)


There's someone else who is utterly pointless. He looks like an unwrapped mummy who spouts the most obvious liberal talking points.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2014 08:55 AM (3UGBQ)

203
They are both good at acting out their left and right parts... They never seem to really believe what they are saying.


There's a lot of pundits and political class that fit that description.

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 08:55 AM (MMC8r)

204 I feel bad for Aiken's kid.
Posted by: ThunderB



Tell me about it

Posted by: L. Dunham, at November 09, 2014 08:55 AM (9WDAn)

205 If Fox is going to have liberals on they should be of the Kirsten Powers variety. At least then it's only an assault on my ears.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2014 08:52 AM (3UGBQ)

I found that once in a rare while, Kirsten utters a rational thought. She recoveres quickly; however, she is easy on the eyes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 08:56 AM (fL/7/)

206
http://goo.gl/PGxuVa

OK this is using bitly..

Our lovely Foreign Minister Ms Julie Bishop MP...

Barrel awaits? I have the Sydney postcard for the memory wall

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 08:56 AM (lOFeH)

207 I'm inclined to blame English bytes, as opposed to Imperial bytes. Not quite the same size, you know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2014 08:56 AM (l1zOH)

208 158 154 Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 08:41 AM (fL/7/)


Lest we forget, Chris Wallace is barely a half step above that gaggle of schmucks when it comes to credibility.
------

To be fair, we should not leave Shep and Kurtz out either. There are lots of lefty loonies on Fox.

Posted by: Chilling the most at November 09, 2014 08:56 AM (wWs6x)

209 you know, drains and all that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2014 08:53 AM (IXrOn)


****

Ahem. #104

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 08:56 AM (NeFrd)

210 "Have you ever met a grown man so desperate for attention?"

Herraldo is not a grown man, he is an old man in his dotage. I think it used to mean he is so old and senile he is now in his second childhood.

Once you have that straightened out his behavior is not that surprising.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2014 08:57 AM (Xr3vd)

211 Tell me about it
Posted by: L. Dunham

Whiner.

Posted by: Chaz Bono at November 09, 2014 08:57 AM (l1zOH)

212
So, what is the verdict on "Interstellar?" Nolte over at Breitbart gave it a sort of splunge-positive review.

It's 3 hours and so I do NOT want to get preached at.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 08:57 AM (CMkNk)

213 CBS' Sunday Morning looks like it's going to be good today.

They are doing a piece on George W. and his dad, no doubt prompted by W.'s new book about his father.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 08:58 AM (DmNpO)

214 The tears are so sweet. Now the pollsters admit that their polls are biased to democrats.



Polls ARE "Voter suppression"! Attempts to suppress Republican turnout.



http://tinyurl.com/kq86lqf

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 08:58 AM (0FSuD)

215 I'm inclined to blame English bytes, as opposed to Imperial bytes.

Yes, 9.33 bits can be difficult to work with.

Posted by: Mr. Metric at November 09, 2014 08:59 AM (Dwehj)

216 "http://goo.gl/PGxuVa"



Looks fine, Aussie.


What is with "whingeing"? That an Oz thing?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 08:59 AM (1x79m)

217 Geraldo needs to meet Debra Messing, while in her role of The Mysteries of Laura.


I could see her character throat punching him.

Posted by: L. Dunham, at November 09, 2014 09:00 AM (9WDAn)

218 Off, you feeble minded, sexually unrestricted sock

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 09:01 AM (9WDAn)

219 Ever since ABC put Howard Cosell on MNF,

networks pick "controversial" personalities to garner ratings.

No such thing as bad publicity.

Posted by: seamrog at November 09, 2014 09:01 AM (bDNI4)

220 Geraldo, you can trust meeeee.....

I'm friends with The Barrelllll.....

Posted by: Al Capone's Vault at November 09, 2014 09:02 AM (c+gwp)

221 I'm glad the previous post made sense to some of you. Test.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 09, 2014 09:02 AM (yxw0r)

222 I clicked Aussie's click and lived to tell!

See, we told you everything would be--oh, no, what is that? The barrel is running towards me and pulling me innnnnnnn...

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2014 09:03 AM (0xTsz)

223 Aussie avoids the barrel. It was never even close.

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 09:03 AM (NeFrd)

224
It's 3 hours and so I do NOT want to get preached at.


Nolan's movies are just too much to chew on. I thought the last Batman movie was absolutely ponderous.

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 09:03 AM (MMC8r)

225 Look at him sucking his stomach in like that. What a douche. He probably wears Spanx all the time.

Posted by: Spud girl at November 09, 2014 09:04 AM (QvnEj)

226
216 Ricardo Kill

Thank goodness it worked!

I'll be using bitly from now on (thanks NDH)

And Seamus thanks for the clemency provision - an amnesty for anti clockwise Aussies *or whatever direction our toilets flush which is different to yours*

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 09:04 AM (lOFeH)

227 OT
The riots in Ferguson have been postponed next week do to cold weather...
You may continue to shop on line in Ferguson with your EBT...
The much anticipated, over covered. MSM exploited FSA will continue as soon the Media and the Clan of Simian Justice League can reschedule...


Posted by: Uper from Copper Harbor at November 09, 2014 09:05 AM (/WmRg)

228 Geraldo claims to have bedded 1000s of women, and been married 5 times.

When virtually none of them will speak well of him afterward, it's proof positive he's an asshole.

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 09:06 AM (MMC8r)

229 Polls ARE "Voter suppression"! Attempts to suppress Republican turnout.
--------------------
PPP: "This wasn't really a poll fail..."

Okay. Because obviously it was either a poll fail, or a push-poll. So which was it?

Posted by: Chaz Bono at November 09, 2014 09:06 AM (l1zOH)

230
216 Ricardo Kill

Whinging is such a good word and you don't use it???

Means whining, complaining etc.... but I reckon it's better than those words

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 09:06 AM (lOFeH)

231 Oops. Bono sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2014 09:07 AM (l1zOH)

232 NY Slime has an editorial today about "Dark Money" won the election for the Republicans.


Funny, they mention nothing about Union "Dark Money"


Wonder why?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:08 AM (0FSuD)

233 " *or whatever direction our toilets flush which is different to yours*"


Ours flush down.....most of the time. Sometimes it get's hairy when the don't.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 09:08 AM (1x79m)

234 NY Slime has an editorial today about "Dark Money" won the election for the Republicans.

Wasn't Tom Steyer the biggest contributor in the last cycle?

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 09:10 AM (MMC8r)

235 "Whinging is such a good word and you don't use it???

Means whining,"



Now, "whining" I've heard my whole life. "Whingeing" seems a South Hemishpere thing. Never heard anyone say it in my entire life.


Interesting nonetheless. We are two societies separated by a common language



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 09:11 AM (1x79m)

236 I can state with absolute certitude that I will not watch so much as one second of "Celebrity Apprentice." Shows like this make me want to fucking puke. So does Geraldo.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2014 09:11 AM (lG2E3)

237 PPP poll question:
"Do you support racist Republicans or tolerant Democrats?"

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2014 09:12 AM (vFmT2)

238 Testing. (mostly to find out my new hash)

Posted by: Mustbequantum at November 09, 2014 09:12 AM (MIKMs)

239 NY Slime has an editorial today about "Dark Money" won the election for the Republicans.


Funny, they mention nothing about Union "Dark Money"


Wonder why?


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:08 AM (0FSuD)

******************************
All of the media are into suppressing any form of political communication that they do not control and that competes with them. When libs complain about corporate participation in campaigns, always point out that the NYT, WaPo, NBC, CBS, etc. are corporations, too.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 09, 2014 09:13 AM (5f5bM)

240 134
Posted by: Assassin6 at November 09, 2014 08:35 AM (FfukH)

Yikes, look at that hash.

Posted by: (G891H) at November 09, 2014 09:14 AM (G891H)

241 Something important seems missing...

Ah!

No Vic today. Our did he get lost on the way to the new commenting address?

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 09, 2014 09:14 AM (VDCWC)

242
Sad animal story from the Northern Territory...


http://goo.gl/s3LCJq

Chook at servo dies....

That's Aussie for "rooster at gas station kicks the bucket" ...


Now that I've discovere d bitly *kisses NDH * I will be going wild with links!!!

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 09:14 AM (lOFeH)

243 Hickox and her douchebag boyfriend deserve each other.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2014 09:14 AM (mx5oN)

244 228
Geraldo claims to have bedded 1000s of women, and been married 5 times.



Geraldo is a rare bird, his mom was a Joo and his dad a spic.



This means he is smart enough to know how to steal and not get caught.



I denounce myself.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:14 AM (0FSuD)

245 1. Objects on the surface of the earth at the Equator travel at a higher linear speed than objects closer to the poles (they have to travel a larger circumference in the same length of time)

2. In the Northern Hemisphere, as something (water, air) moves from south to north, it tends to migrate to the east because they are traveling faster than objects to their north.

3. At the same time, if something is moving from north to south, it is going slower than the objects to their south, and they tend to lag behind, or to the west.

4. So, if there is a low pressure area such as a hurricane (or a sink drain), the air (or water) moving toward the center of an area will initiate a move toward the right as it approaches the center, thus establishing a counterclockwise spin. Hence low pressure weather systems rotate counterclockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and high pressure systems rotate clockwise.

5. The opposite happens in the Southern Hemisphere.

6. This phenomenon does not hold true with toilets, because most toilets have a pre-formed shape and directionality to the flushing jets that overwhelms the hemispheric effect.

Thank you very much.

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 09:14 AM (NeFrd)

246 >>Atheist to sue military over denial of application to become a chaplain

Uh, don't they already have them? They're called psychiatrists.

What expertise and training could this so-called "Atheist Chaplain" provide the troops?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2014 09:16 AM (ABcz/)

247 It says acecomments in the URL bar, not port 1080! Have #twoweeks finally passed?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2014 09:16 AM (mx5oN)

248 Looks like my hash didn't change. I feel cheated...

Posted by: Countrysquire, nuts no longer sitting in pudding at November 09, 2014 09:16 AM (8FyP4)

249 Wasn't Tom Steyer the biggest contributor in the last cycle?

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 09:10 AM (MMC8r)

Not even close. Act Blue spent $124 mill the NEA spent $74 mill. All for dems


http://tinyurl.com/nh7tle9

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:17 AM (0FSuD)

250 Now that I've discovere d bitly *kisses NDH * I will be going wild with links!!!

***

Kisses back at ya.

I stopped using tinyurl a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2014 09:18 AM (DmNpO)

251
That's why I call him Whoraldo.
Ooh, shiny new comments. Does that mean the rest of this shit works? Ampersands proper spaces?

Posted by: steveegg at November 09, 2014 09:18 AM (cL79m)

252 Alabama goes to 8-1 with a sketchy win over perennial tough LSU in OT. Bama is not a good offense on the road. But a win is a win.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 09, 2014 09:18 AM (rwI+c)

253 Nope; the rest of the shit is still run by the dead hamster. Oh well; we'll take a proper port 80 and we'll like it.

Posted by: steveegg at November 09, 2014 09:19 AM (cL79m)

254 It spins clockwise in the northern hemisphere, doesn't it?

Posted by: CanaDave at November 09, 2014 09:19 AM (W66oz)

255 Next I'll explain why Australians don't simply fall off the earth.

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 09:20 AM (NeFrd)

256 Hi aussie! *waves*

I will definitely try to use' whinging' - excellent word.
Here are some fun old British words that need to make a comeback: http://tinyurl.com/nmn3v5f

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2014 09:20 AM (ABcz/)

257 Good morning.
Testing posting ability.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 09, 2014 09:20 AM (Ze9kt)

258 I remember when Carville put that garbage can on his head as the Dems got their asses handed to them. I've have paid big money for just one good, full swing at that garbage can with a 36 oz baseball bat. Carville truly deserves what he'd like to do to the conservatives.

Posted by: mac at November 09, 2014 09:20 AM (NbXjh)

259 Clay Aiken Collects $7,500 Child Support each month

Is he the child?

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2014 09:21 AM (FcR7P)

260 Just bringing over my name from the 1080 server.

Anyone seen MWR now that she's free again .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 2 months! at November 09, 2014 09:21 AM (HDwDg)

261 Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 09:14 AM (lOFeH)

Thanks for the translation!

Do you blokes have an Aussie-to-American translator program available?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2014 09:21 AM (F2IAQ)

262 Another interesting spending story, in Puffing Host!



http://tinyurl.com/pclutlg

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:22 AM (0FSuD)

263 Mornin' folks....

I met the owner/bartender of the Royal James Pub in Beaufort, NC a few years ago. She is >75 and had recently kicked Geraldo out (physically) to the cheers of the regulars. She still had a handwritten sign over the door that said "We reserve the right not to serve Geraldo (d-bag)"

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 09, 2014 09:22 AM (X3xYu)

264 It spins clockwise in the northern hemisphere, doesn't it?

***

A symmetrical sink with a centrally located drain, lacking any other influence on direction of spin (i.e. putting your hand in it and spinning before pulling the plug) will rotate counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere.

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 09:22 AM (NeFrd)

265 Morning all.

Why does't Geraldo go to MSNBC where it belongs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2014 09:22 AM (nzKvP)

266
Not even close. Act Blue spent $124 mill the NEA spent $74 mill. All for dems


OK. But Steyer's a massive individual donor (from The Federalist). No outrage over this:


"Steyer's NextGen Climate Action PAC has raised $76.1 million during the 2014 election cycle and spent over $57 million, according to the Center for Responsive Politics. Nearly $67 million of the money raised by the PAC has been contributed by Steyer himself. Every dime spent has been spent either in favor of Democrats or against Republicans. "

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 09:22 AM (MMC8r)

267 Nice college football weekend! Pros, not so much. Pats have a bye week, so I'll be watching random games today. Looking at the listings, Buffalo and Miami at 1 is my top choice. Been years since I've said that. Nothing at 4 looks interesting, but I'm sure there will be Fantasy implications. Monday night is a stinker, but at least I can root for Cam and Luke and Co.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 09, 2014 09:23 AM (2cS/G)

268 Next I'll explain why Australians don't simply fall off the earth.

Prehensile toes.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 09, 2014 09:23 AM (rwI+c)

269 Those Fast & Furious documents that were dumped on election day were not stored in my vault, so its no wonder Grandpa Selfie couldn't find them. That would take a real news reporter not a graying princess standing in front of a bathroom mirror with a camera phone.

Posted by: al capone at November 09, 2014 09:23 AM (VDovR)

270 I met the owner/bartender of the Royal James Pub in Beaufort, NC a few years ago. She is >75 and had recently kicked Geraldo out (physically) to the cheers of the regulars. She still had a handwritten sign over the door that said "We reserve the right not to serve Geraldo (d-bag)"
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 09, 2014 09:22 AM (X3xYu)

Next time I'm down there I'll have to remember that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2014 09:23 AM (nzKvP)

271 Mornin' toby, Congrats on your guys pulling that one out.
My guys?
Well, we kinda got our butts kicked.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 09, 2014 09:24 AM (Ze9kt)

272 Is he the child?

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2014 09:21 AM (FcR7P)
The story link is depressing as shit. Stupid bitch who is 50 and is one of his producers had the kid by artificial insemination, and Clay has custody of son.

He is broke so she pays child support. CA crazy, you have to love it.

Fuck them.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:24 AM (0FSuD)

273 Another interesting spending story, in Puffing Host!



I do not understand those words in that order.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 09, 2014 09:24 AM (rwI+c)

274 OK, did anyone else notice that Geraldo has what appears to be a giant Superman logo on his upper arm?
I think that may just be more pathetic than the selfie.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2014 09:26 AM (ABcz/)

275
250 NDH

I am most grateful to you - I've hated not linking...especially with the "Aussie wild creature in suburban streets killing people" stories

Thanks so much!

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 09:26 AM (lOFeH)

276 Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 09:14 AM (NeFrd)

I didn't get the punch line.

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 09, 2014 09:26 AM (VDCWC)

277 testing 1, 2,

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2014 09:27 AM (ahBY0)

278 Why does't Geraldo go to MSNBC where it belongs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2014 09:22 AM (nzKvP)

They are broke. We need tokens.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:28 AM (0FSuD)

279 I know "whingeing" from Harry Potter books.

The actual word is used, in addition to the place "Little Whinging".

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2014 09:29 AM (0xTsz)

280
256 Lizzy

Hi, and whinging is a most excellent word to use

Use it just to see some puzzled looks..

We use it all the time

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 09:29 AM (lOFeH)

281 I stand corrected, Wiki agrees with you...learn something new every day at the HQ :+)

Posted by: CanaDave at November 09, 2014 09:29 AM (W66oz)

282 Whiny Kaci And Boyfriend Fleeing Nasty Maine



Special snowflake alert!

Weasel Zippers

Please G-D don't come to NJ. We have enough liberals here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2014 09:30 AM (nzKvP)

283
I didn't get the punch line.

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 09, 2014 09:26 AM (VDCWC)


******


Yeah, you tell a couple of jokes, for the rest of your life you're known as "Seamus, the funny guy".

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 09:31 AM (NeFrd)

284 Re: Ferguson

Firehoses are much more effective when the temperatures in the 20s.

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 09:32 AM (MMC8r)

285 237
PPP poll question:

"Do you support racist Republicans or tolerant Democrats?"

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2014 09:12 AM (vFmT2)

Don't laugh. I took one this year and it was damn close to that.
Nothing but a push poll. You know PPP was started by Erskine Bowles, Clinton's old Chief of Staff, married to the head of Spring Mills, and who's dad ran for governor and got beat by the first Republican in a century to win in NC. Holsihouser. sp

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:32 AM (0FSuD)

286 246 >>Atheist to sue military over denial of application to become a chaplain

Uh, don't they already have them? They're called psychiatrists.

What expertise and training could this so-called "Atheist Chaplain" provide the troops?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2014 09:16 AM (ABcz/)
********************

I suspect it's simply an attempt to get rid of chaplains altogether.

Ours at Quantico was a beast. Triathlete. Used to run up and down the column encouraging everyone while we were puking and passing out from heat exhaustion, while he barely broke a sweat.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 09, 2014 09:34 AM (yxw0r)

287
261 Hrothgar

Translation from American English to Aussie English

http://goo.gl/z033CK

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 09:34 AM (lOFeH)

288 How many votes did Clay Aiken get?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 09, 2014 09:34 AM (R8hU8)

289
268 toby928(C)

Webbed feet....

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 09:36 AM (lOFeH)

290 Go out there and check for IEDs if you want to, but if you get your head blown off, don't come running to me.

Posted by: Athiest Chaplain at November 09, 2014 09:36 AM (c+gwp)

291 @288

Thanks, those are cool. I would have expected more prison slang?


ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:37 AM (0FSuD)

292 @289

Well Akiens didn't do as bad as Wendy, he only lost by 18%.



http://tinyurl.com/kksd3nf

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:39 AM (0FSuD)

293 How many votes did Clay Aiken get?

More than he deserved.

84K.

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 09:39 AM (MMC8r)

294
268 toby928(C)


Also, congratulation Grump!!!

The Old Aussie Bloke who I live with is also known as Grumps to one of the grandsons

He's just plain old Poppyto the other one...

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 09:39 AM (lOFeH)

295 Next I'll explain why Australians don't simply fall off the earth.

Velcro.


As an aside, one time that we were crossing the equator by ship, I took the time to fill the Filter Cleaning Shop's deep sink.
QM's told me when we were at the equator, and opened the huge drain valve at the bottom of the sink.


No Vortex.

Later, in South America, I did the same thing.

Vortex went backwards.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 09:40 AM (9WDAn)

296 Ummm

üßäö

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 3rd Class at November 09, 2014 09:40 AM (MWw4e)

297 Athiest Chaplains, Transexuals, and defunding the Military have the same result in mind: To cripple, ruin, destroy, and castrate the Military to make it totally ineffectual

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2014 09:41 AM (nzKvP)

298 Vortex went backwards.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2014 09:40 AM (9WDAn)

Not for them, ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:41 AM (0FSuD)

299 Aiken's race was actually closer than any of the other NC House races:

http://tinyurl.com/q2xgvsj

Posted by: --- at November 09, 2014 09:41 AM (MMC8r)

300 How many votes did Clay Aiken get?

Jimmy Fallon joked that Aiken lost because his supporters thought all they had to do was text Ryan Seacrest.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2014 09:43 AM (FcR7P)

301 @300

Wow. I didn't realized we kicked ass so well. The Raleigh New and Observer most butt hurt.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:43 AM (0FSuD)

302 nood

Posted by: m at November 09, 2014 09:44 AM (G891H)

303 OK horde, Panthers will lose to Philly Monday night, what game should I watch today?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 09:45 AM (0FSuD)

304 Also, congratulation Grump!!!

Thank you. Come April, I shall finally have an heir to spoil rotten.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 09, 2014 09:45 AM (rwI+c)

305 Watching Iron Sky now. It's just not living up to the potential, and "Nazis on the Moon" is so ripe for exploitation. It's not even decent satire since they're so off-target.

Still, it has one good line all morons should use: "Science demands us to unite physically!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 09, 2014 09:46 AM (QBm1P)

306 What would AoS be without black diamonds?

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 3rd Class at November 09, 2014 09:47 AM (QLqUE)

307 The blogger Bookworm took a crack at the type of comfort am atheist chaplain might provide:

Atheist military chaplain at a dying soldier's side:
"Please, my son, ignore the fact that
your life had no meaning, your death will have been equally meaningless
and, when you die, you'll rot and turn to dust. Don't worry. Be
happy."

http://tinyurl.com/lmlxtgj

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2014 09:47 AM (ABcz/)

308 books thread up already.

non-readers carry on here.

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 09, 2014 09:48 AM (Aivl/)

309
Since I've now discovered bitly..

Another Aussie wildlife link..

http://goo.gl/YtVJT5

Frog racing at it's best

Posted by: Naughty G aka aussie at November 09, 2014 09:49 AM (lOFeH)

310 GMB: "What would AoS be without black diamonds?"

Repaired.

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 09, 2014 09:50 AM (Aivl/)

311
Goodness my rap name carried over but it's not shown on the posting details

OK I'll stay Naughty G aka Aussie then...

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 09:51 AM (lOFeH)

312 "nood"



Yah. Book thread.


But I don'ts read me no books, so, I'm outta luck.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 09:51 AM (1x79m)

313
They mean "darkie" money. Racists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2014 09:54 AM (CMkNk)

314 "http://goo.gl/s3LCJq"



Shame.


I know a few places that could benefit from a competent, experienced rooster running the show.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 09:54 AM (1x79m)

315 Aussie, have you ever read "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County"?

Posted by: Seamus M., aka left handed Eddy at November 09, 2014 09:55 AM (NeFrd)

316 Testing 3,4.

Posted by: Agitator at November 09, 2014 10:00 AM (fG5rg)

317 I cannot imagine being married to a man like that. Ugh
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2014 08:22 AM (zOTsN)

Neither can his first four wives.

Posted by: Jen at November 09, 2014 10:00 AM (+iysj)

318 However, and I'm only partly ashamed to admit this, I probably will watch a few episodes of the new Celebrity Apprentice just to see how long before someone jacks him up.

You know why they keep on making more and more shitty reality programs? Because people like you watch them. Go hang your head in shame and contemplate your destructiveness.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2014 10:07 AM (IN7k+)

319
292 Nip Sip

Hi there and not all of us were transported here in prison ships... *smiley face*

Posted by: Naughty G aka aussie at November 09, 2014 10:13 AM (lOFeH)

320 Holy Shit. Fox just ran an ad for a "Bacon Bowl" You wrap bacon around a bowl and micro wave it!



http://tinyurl.com/msyfa8o

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2014 10:15 AM (0FSuD)

321 "Hi there and not all of us were transported here in prison ships..."


Well, that just destroys my entire vision of Australia.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 10:16 AM (1x79m)

322
316 Seamus M

No but is it really a book?

Because as a book worm I will find it somewhere...and instead of cooking, cleaning and working I will read it!

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 10:16 AM (lOFeH)

323 aussie, it's a short story by Mark Twain.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2014 10:19 AM (ABcz/)

324 "No but is it really a book?"



Short story. Mark Twain.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 10:19 AM (1x79m)

325 Pinch, poke, I owe you a Coke, Lizzy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 09, 2014 10:21 AM (1x79m)

326 Er, Pixy - we have a problem. Only the latest post has the NEW New Comment Thingy; the rest of them get saddled with the 1080.

Posted by: steveegg at November 09, 2014 10:21 AM (cL79m)

327 Well, that's just weird.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 09, 2014 10:26 AM (2yngH)

328 Oh, right, it's because of the way the blog is laid out to allow for the ads: There are actually three sections of posts and I only updated the first one. Fixed!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 09, 2014 10:28 AM (2yngH)

329 Behold the majesty of my penis.

Posted by: Geraldo at November 09, 2014 10:32 AM (lG2E3)

330
Thanks all

I'll look up Mark Twain on my Kindle..

Bedtime here

Have a wonderful yesterday everyone !

Posted by: aussie at November 09, 2014 10:32 AM (lOFeH)

331 Go away Gerry. Play with your junk some where else.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 3rd Class at November 09, 2014 10:47 AM (QLqUE)

332 So Sarah Palin is a Lizard People?
That would explain the insatiable appetite for moose I suppose.
I don't see her blowing up DC once she actually makes it to the oval office though. You can only suspend your disbelief in a move so much.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 09, 2014 10:47 AM (sH832)

333 Testing...

Did I pass?

Posted by: speedster1 at November 09, 2014 10:50 AM (C0wzD)

334 Well, here goes

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2014 11:05 AM (GrXXa)

335 "Did I pass?"

No Pasaran!!

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 3rd Class at November 09, 2014 11:07 AM (QLqUE)

336 I know you've all moved on to book thread.

Please NDH, no Jerry Rivers first thing in am.

I just pulled out iPad & now sent that ass some Tweets.

Posted by: Carol at November 09, 2014 11:07 AM (sj3Ax)

337
Did anyone notice that Herr Schicklegruber is riding sidesaddle like a bitch?

Nice touch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2014 11:10 AM (OMTVG)

338 @ comment # 15: Mr. Dave, would you kindly let me have a go at Jerry Hairaoldo before you punch him in the face? I've been dying to have a go at him. I'm 5'2" and 115, but I bet I can take him. Once I've got him crying, then you can punch him in the face. Deal?

Posted by: Tired Mom at November 09, 2014 11:11 AM (5gB8R)

339
The new setup kills all my chances for ampersands and shrinks the text to microscopic size. After I learned the other setup's quirks, it worked better for me.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2014 11:12 AM (RcpcZ)

340 Yay, thanks Pixy, now I can reset name w/o polluting book thread.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2014 11:13 AM (7w/kf)

341 Four ctrl+ later, I can read the text without a magnifier.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2014 11:14 AM (RcpcZ)

342 &&& test

Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2014 11:15 AM (7w/kf)

343
342 test

Your above ampersands are missing but you still suck.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2014 11:16 AM (RcpcZ)

344 Ed! Where ya been?

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 09, 2014 11:16 AM (TIFWI)

345 Ampersands must still be browser/settings dependent. Sometimes I has them and sometimes I don't. How are you otherwise?

Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2014 11:21 AM (7w/kf)

346
All right -- I can't get rid of the toolbar. I used to be able to kill it (and get my ampersands) by turning off noscript. Time to see if any of the tools Pixy broke on purpose work.

They don't.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2014 11:22 AM (RcpcZ)

347
344 Ed! Where ya been?

Mostly lurking after the 2012 disaster and my dad's passing. I caught a bit of the the apolitical blues. I do like to post on the garden threads even though I no longer have a garden. Sad.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2014 11:27 AM (RcpcZ)

348 Nice shot there jerry, if you suck your gut in any harder your dick will fall out your ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2014 11:29 AM (FMbng)

349 I wonder how many bosses are going to notice a drop off in productivity when people can get to comments again on work networks.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2014 11:29 AM (7w/kf)

350 Ah Geraldo Rivera---a synonym for 'mouthy moron" with nothing worthwhile to say. He's what you might get if you gave Al Sharpton a real good Michael Jackson style bleach job.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 09, 2014 11:34 AM (wdHk6)

351 Check this out. This is a nutsack for the ages, folks.

No, I didn't say, "for the aged." Asshole.

Posted by: Geraldo at November 09, 2014 11:44 AM (lG2E3)

352 A6 - congratulations on the venison.
I love to tell stories from when my dad took me moose hunting at about that age.
Children should learn where their food comes for a d how to handle a gun.

Posted by: Igotnothing at November 09, 2014 11:46 AM (VgwDk)

353 There is a link in my nic to an excellent rant at the Angry White Guy blog.

Posted by: Chilling the most at November 09, 2014 11:49 AM (wWs6x)

354 GMB: "What would AoS be without black diamonds?"


mindful webworker: Repaired.

1998.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2014 11:54 AM (Ld94a)

355 don't forget to share your thanks with Veterans at myveteransday.org.

Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at November 09, 2014 11:54 AM (LnE5F)

356 Are we all unbanned now?

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2014 12:03 PM (sdi6R)

357 Good. I was up early and went back to bed, and slept longer than intended.

Good thing I missed Gerrrrrrraldo's selfie. Almost. Should have slept longer.

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2014 12:06 PM (sdi6R)

358 347 Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2014 11:27 AM (RcpcZ)

Ed I'm sorry the pain lingers but I can empathize.

Keep on truckin'

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 09, 2014 12:16 PM (/4AZU)

359 Candy Crowley is on CNN now. It makes me happy to think on Election Night she was at some point pulling wadded up tissues from in between her rolls of fat and dabbing away tears of sadness.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2014 12:20 PM (AC0lD)

360 I remember Geraldo on Eyewitness News in NY as a hack reporter. Nothing has changed really.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 09, 2014 12:41 PM (XzRw1)

361 I still can't unlurk from the TouchPad (using iPhone), but the 'click number' feature to refresh the page is working again. So there's that!

Though I'm sure it's been mentioned already. All comments previous to this thread are "Not Found"...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at November 09, 2014 12:47 PM (4DCSq)

362 IIRC, all chaplains in the military have Master's degrees in Divinity.

Dear Atheist, go get yourself an MA in Divinity and then we will talk about a commission.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 09, 2014 05:50 PM (V70Uh)

363 hi

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 09, 2014 06:21 PM (R5HRU)

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