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NPR: New Science Proves That Coronavirus Demands that Conservatives Not Do Things They Want to Do, Like Work At Their Businesses, But Does Not Limit What the Leftwing Wants to Do, Like Pillage and Loot Conservatives' Businesses

Aren't you proud to know that your tax dollars paid for this story?

Mass protests that have erupted over police brutality toward black people in America are raising concerns about the risk of spreading the coronavirus. But some health experts, even as they urge caution, said they support the demonstrations -- because racism also poses a dire health threat.

I was previously told that it was "Killing Grandma" to cite health experts who said that depression due to joblessenss and stress due to seeing your business destroyed were also health threats.

But now I see that if leftwing radicals feel they'd be Psychologically Empowered if they loot a Best Buy, they should say "Fuck Grandma, I'm getting a 4K UHD!!!"


Tens of thousands of people, masked and unmasked, have thronged the streets of Minneapolis, Atlanta, Louisville, Ky., and other cities in the week since George Floyd died after a white Minneapolis police officer kneeled on his neck. They are the largest public gatherings in the U.S. since the pandemic forced widespread shutdowns, and many local officials warned of a possible spike in new cases in one or two weeks.

"Risk of transmission is lower in open spaces, but wherever there is a gathering there is still the risk of transmitting the virus," said Dr. Elaine Nsoesie, an assistant professor of global health at Boston University.

Wait wait wait wait wait -- transmission risks are lower in open spaces?

Then what the fuck has been going on with attacking citizens for going to the beach or taking walks?!

Health experts urged protesters not to sing and shout to reduce the threat of person-to-person transmission.

Looting and arson are still okay, though, right?


And they cautioned that police tactics such as tear gas and pepper spray could exacerbate the situation by prompting people to cough and gasp for air.

Oh I see -- it's not a substantial health risk for looters to cram into a store and touch everything with their paws, but it is an unconscionable health risk for the police to use tear gas to disperse them.


The New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene issued a list of tips for demonstrators to lower their risk of contracting COVID-19, such as covering their faces and staying in small groups.

"Don't yell; use signs & noise makers instead," the department advised.

Non-rioting citizens, however, are demanded to remain inside.

And of course going to church remains an outlawed activity.

....

But the risks of congregating during a global pandemic shouldn't keep people from protesting racism, according to dozens of public health and disease experts who signed an open letter in support of the protests.

"White supremacy is a lethal public health issue that predates and contributes to COVID-19," the letter said.

David Marcus wrote about this situation -- leftist priorities being claimed to be more important than "stopping the spread," whereas conservative priorities were considered trivial -- last week.

[T]here is something specific about this protest that makes it different from protests to reopen the economy that were roundly condemned.

The difference of course is the racial dynamic, which is a progressive trump card when legitimate competing interests arise. There is no way under the rules of intersectionality that the black protestors can come under attack for spreading the virus. And this is a very, very important thing to note because it is the first time that it has happened.

Stopping the spread has been more important than every other “nonessential” gathering thus far, even in the face of joblessness, hunger, suicide, and depression. People who wanted to go to church were selfish, those who want to attend sporting events and weddings were selfish, even those who were engaged in the wrong kind of political protest were selfish, but not these protestors.

This is something to be thankful for. Finally there is an admission that some things really are more important than stopping the spread. It should open the door to a more nuanced conversation about the cost benefit analysis of social distancing and lock downs. The answer is now no longer, "just don’t have large gatherings," it's don’t have large gatherings unless it’s important.

But funerals are important, graduations are important, kids being in school and going to museums is important. What we are not hearing is why these protests, as opposed to anything else, draws little criticism from the media. This would be a really good discussion to have, but it is being ignored. Instead of arguing why the protests should occur despite the virus, which is true, the virus is basically just being ignored in the story.

I have a question. Why do you Deplorables not believe what "experts" are ordering you to do this week?

Is it just because they change their stories every few days? And are now changing their stories to accomodate leftwing political agendas?

I just don't get it. I mean, these "experts" are plainly offering you a dispassionate reading of "The Science" and are not making shit up to advance their personal political preferences.

So stop denying science, Science Deniers.



Posted by: Ace at 05:03 PM




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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2020 05:03 PM (arJlL)

2 Darn, beaten to first.

Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 05:03 PM (Zm+LZ)

3 i'm glad I could find that Ace Ventura quote. I like that line.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 05:03 PM (PbpT7)

4 top 5

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (+NdM9)

5 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (d1KjJ)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Don't worry, we won the war of ideas. Now buy a Leftist Tears mug from our merch store.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (di3Gm)

8 Science is dead

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (kA3Cp)

9 The "Babylon Bee" has met its match.

I had to check the link to make sure Ace wasn't just funnin' us.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (WEBkv)

10 But, I thought we wouldn't know for 2 weeks whether these fucks infected all the other fucks?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)

11 They blinded me with Science

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (Zmnko)

12 Ace... that fucking sidebar. Holy shit. LOL

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (uEbPt)

13 'tis the dawning of a new Age of Unreason.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (+oVP5)

14 I think it was Socrates who said :

Science is a Boot on Your Neck, Forever

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (PneIX)

15 >>>7 Don't worry, we won the war of ideas. Now buy a Leftist Tears mug from our merch store.
Posted by: El Kabong

you got it.

Maybe you want to get on the Google payroll too...?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (PbpT7)

16 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (Zz0t1
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You are getting way too close to the top. Keep it up, and we're going to get our very own singularity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:06 PM (WEBkv)

17 Good news, everyone!

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at June 03, 2020 05:06 PM (ZXG0b)

18 ace, I just have to tell you that your polite request in the sidebar speaks to me on a fundamental level.

Might I, too, have a bearclaw?

Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:06 PM (GbPPJ)

19 Can't argue with their facts and logic.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 03, 2020 05:06 PM (aO8Gd)

20 I love this post sexually.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 03, 2020 05:06 PM (dfRN6)

21 Justin Fairfax?


They Rapin' e'rydody up in here!

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (PneIX)

22 I hope they all get the virus and die.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (SJDa9)

23 So the covid masks are now BLM masks. All of the Karen's will be wearing masks in solidarity instead of being terrified of catching the wuflu. These people are idiots.

Posted by: Megthered at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (q4UXk)

24 Ace would get it if he only loved science as sexually as the left does. And by it, I mean mind herpes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (H5knJ)

25

Are all of you beginning to understand what exactly "white supremacy" is, now?

"White supremacy" is the act of being white and all the "privilege" and "injustice" that goes along with it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (Qpsm0)

26 I came for the nude seance.

Damn it.

Posted by: Angry Corgi on Youtube at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (uhPTO)

27 Experts: Whitey stay home because wrecking the economy will "get Trump".

Experts: Blackie go riot because destroying our cities will "get Trump".

Is it any wonder people are pushing some "conspiracy theories" about, you know, "getting Trump"?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (uEbPt)

28 There has not been one shred of evidence (yet) that Floyd died because of racism. Not one shred.

The narrative is bullshit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (jUVms)

29 >because racism also poses a dire health threat.


But if I wear a mask and keep 6' distance, I won't catch racism, right?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (iTXRQ)

30 *hangs head in shame*

I will admit that I did think that my ideas were better and that they would win due to being better.


Because I'm dumb. Which means my ideas aren't better.

*waits patiently for bearclaw*

Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (GbPPJ)

31 The only way we're gonna fix this is to breakup the Entertainment Corporations and reintroduce competition in entertainment, news, literature, commentary. The reason we are being gaslighted constantly is cuz all our media belongs to Globo Shysters that live in Manhattan.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (QZCjk)

32 Nothing is worth the risk of spreading this grandma-killing disease except pursuing approved political violence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (oVJmc)

33 Once upon a time, I supported Public Broadcasting. Now I want NPR to be defunded completely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Kpl3J)

34 this is infurating

Posted by: Liberty at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (fX53c)

35 The real MuhNorms and MuhPrinciples was the friends we made along the way.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (di3Gm)

36 Ace. Trumps tweets have murdered people.

This is not who we are.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (PYT4e)

37 It's quite simple, gatherings that serve the State interest are okay. Gatherings that don't, aren't.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Eicbe)

38
In other words, "white supremacy" = white people existing and going about their lives.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Qpsm0)

39 Science apparently only works in one direction, which is leftward.

But our precious norms!!!

Now I would like a bearclaw, please.

Posted by: bluebell at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Zb3FJ)

40 WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DEPLOY THE NATIONAL GUARD TO FORCE EVERYONE TO KNEEL?

Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (XfhKA)

41 So a cold civil war. Wonder how that will turn out??

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (d1KjJ)

42
I can't comment on this post because I haven't gotten my orders what to say yet.

Please stand by, my orders are a few minutes late today.

Posted by: Governor Blue State at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (sy5kK)

43 My understanding is that gasoline in a coke bottle lit on fire cleanses all flu germs in a 25 foot radius.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (kA3Cp)

44 Chris Plante is right... it is National Panhandlers Radio

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (flINI)

45 The real MuhNorms and MuhPrinciples was the friends we made along the way.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (di3Gm)



Diet Coke. Everywhere.

Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (GbPPJ)

46 But some health experts, even as they urge caution, said they support the demonstrations -- because racism also poses a dire health threat.
and
But the risks of congregating during a global pandemic shouldn't keep people from protesting racism, according to dozens of public health and disease experts who signed an open letter in support of the protests.

"White supremacy is a lethal public health issue that predates and contributes to COVID-19," the letter said.

+++++++++++++
Fuck you. How's that? You know what is a public health concern? Unemployment and despair. You know what else? Violent street mobs. They're pretty bad for public health. You know what else. Destruction of property and thrusting people into poverty or deepening their existing poverty.

Shut the fuck up, NPR and your race-baiting, communist "scientists." You care about your ideology and about the destruction of America as founded. You don't give two shits about public health. Thrusting people into despair, drug abuse and suicide through artificially-induced unemployment and poverty is just fine with you. Having your street warriors raze our cities, murder people, loot and wantonly destroy is just fine with you.

Grow some balls. Quit hiding behind "public health" and say what you mean. Declare what you are. Go on the air and say "I am a communist asshole and I want you to die."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (hYcqw)

47 The virus is over, apart from those in high-risk groups and extreme Karens. Lockdowns and threats of "second waves" will be largely dismissed.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (1vIuC)

48 People seem to think the sidebar is a sarcastic rant, but the fact is it is accurate. The sarcasm is in that fact.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (o2MD2)

49 Will a solution of 70% alcohol kill racism germs? And how long does racism survive on a non-porous surface?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (iTXRQ)

50 Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (iTXRQ)

Wrong! Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$. Go directly to jail.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (PYT4e)

51 Now I would like a bearclaw, please.
Posted by: bluebell at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Zb3FJ)
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Page 185, TDG.

You're welcome.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)

52 But if I wear a mask and keep 6' distance, I won't catch racism, right?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (iTXRQ)
---
Are you wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (Eicbe)

53 Former President Jimmy Carter on Wednesday addressed the death of unarmed black man George Floyd at the hands of Minneapolis police, expressing sympathy for the Floyd family and condemning racial discrimination.

Hum?
And when you were President, you did what exactly?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (85Gof)

54 Observing that street dancing in the video, I can only assume it is Darwinism in action. Too bad most of them have no doubt already reproduced.

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (ZXG0b)

55 Certainly there's enough money to keep Bill Kristol and Jonah Goldberg stocked up on bearclaws.


You'd have to be careful not to confuse one type of gooey, doughy puff pastry (the good kind) with the other type (the bad kind). I guess if it smells of BO and looks like it lives under a bridge, you're probably pretty safe in assuming it's the Feyfluffed Marshmallow Man, Jonah himself.

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (T6t7i)

56 How the hell is earning a living a "conservative priority"?

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (uhPTO)

57 So is the mincing fuckstick running his cock holster yet?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (jh3q2)

58 It won't be long before patients are politically "means tested" for treatment.

And then all bets will be off.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (m/Gc2)

59
Alternate post title:

Since It Was Becoming Obvious The Chinese Virus Lockdown Was Bullshit, The Same "Experts" Have Pivoted To A New Line Of Bullshit To Hurt Trump's Reelection

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (Qpsm0)

60 A virus with a death rate of .3% will not even be noticed in a 'second wave.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

61 Kneeling rifle position - got it.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (nFRLh)

62 This is all part of the grand American experience.

Posted by: MAGA at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (bloh/)

63 Fire will protect them from the plague.

Posted by: Clement VI at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (iCClr)

64 Do not do that
You will go blind

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (d1KjJ)

65 Has anyone tried telling the rioters that facts don't care about their feelings?

Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (di3Gm)

66 >>How the hell is earning a living a "conservative priority"?


When Food Stamps are a 7 X Economic Magnifier, you earning your own keep is downright selfish. Redneck.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (PneIX)

67
Did obama perform a "miracle," yet, and "heal" the nation?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Qpsm0)

68 "scientists"

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (CLteG)

69 In other words, "white supremacy" = white people existing and going about their lives.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Qpsm0)
---
AKA White privilege.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Eicbe)

70 How the hell is earning a living a "conservative priority"?
Posted by: Chunk Hunger

--

Because the opposite is a liberal priority.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (kA3Cp)

71 Anybody tuning into President Obama's townhall? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (G0vdT)

72 33
Once upon a time, I supported Public Broadcasting. Now I want NPR to be defunded completely.

Posted by: Tom Servo


You misspelled "subjected to nuclear fire".

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (T6t7i)

73 Has anyone tried telling the rioters that facts don't care about their feelings?
Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (di3Gm)
-----------

Psssst. This is not the way to earn bearclaws, my friend.

Posted by: bluebell at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (Zb3FJ)

74 The Science is Settled, People.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (PneIX)

75 Idiocracy was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a how to manual.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (NgKpN)

76 >Are you wearing a Hawaiian shirt?
Posted by: Axeman


Jus lookin for my lost shaker a salt

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (iTXRQ)

77 Visited my local gun shop this afternoon. The only things left on the shelves are beat up surplus and crap nobody wants. One of the guys told me Glock USA offers 140 different types of handgun, of which they have exactly ONE in stock.

Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (BAsqb)

78 I have always wanted to ask Public Radio International just how much money they get from outside the US.

Posted by: Clement VI at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (iCClr)

79 Ace Ventura was wearing the racist Hawaiian shirt too.

But I refuse to go out and buy Hawaiian shirts just to mock the crazy leftwards.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (T9Hmo)

80
Where The Fuck Is The "Racism" In Officer Chauvin's Actions??

Can someone tell me? What evidence of "racism" is there in the death of George Floyd by those stupid cops?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (Qpsm0)

81 Anybody tuning into President Obama's townhall? Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (G0vdT)
++++++++++
As I posted on the last thread just before the willow:
No. I will do the same thing I did during his presidency: read the transcript.

I hate Obama. Passionately. To borrow a phrase from AtC, I think he breathes wrong. It makes me incapable of watching him give an address, because I can't focus through the contempt.

I discovered this early on his administration, and only read transcripts from that point forward. It is the only way for me to actually process what he said - by depersonalizing it some degree.

I see no reason to change now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (hYcqw)

82 Before porn
Step moms and step sisters were the bad guys ....

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (d1KjJ)

83 71 Anybody tuning into President Obama's townhall? Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (G0vdT)


I never watched or listened to him when he was president.. I'm not gonna start now

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (Zmnko)

84 Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (di3Gm)

I did

I learned a good lesson that day. Bricks dont care about my face.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (PYT4e)

85 The coroncrap hype by the MFM was just another attempt to "get Trump"

Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (mpXpK)

86 when you are white, the only way to prove you are not a racist is never.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (4a9Vv)

87 Unless thousands of people drop dead from covid
in the next couple of weeks the govt will have ample
verification that Wuhan is through.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (UjxYw)

88 Kneeling rifle position - got it.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (nFRLh)

If only...its almost so painfully stupid at this point you want to shout at the tv when you see these idiots on the street: "SHOOOOT Them! Shoot them now!"

God forgive me but my patience with everything that is happening is exhausted.

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (32YRo)

89 @71: "Anybody tuning into President Obama's townhall? Bueller? Bueller?"

Undercard speeches for another half hour or so.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (+oVP5)

90 Anybody tuning into President Obama's townhall? Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (G0vdT)

No.

I also won't be putting my balls on a table and beating them with a hammer.

Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (BAsqb)

91 >Anybody tuning into President Obama's townhall? Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by: WisRich


thank you, no, I visited a farm once and saw a horse's ass, so I'm good

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (iTXRQ)

92 According to my village website, the savages are protesting today and again Saturday. Today is apparently organized by high school students, so I assume they're at the campus, but the village apparently didn't think that was important information to post.

Not that it really matters, I don't think there's any point in the village more than a mile from me, and really just a couple of blocks of storefronts and restaurants in the downtown area to tear through before they'd run into residences.

Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (kOpft)

93 People seem to think the sidebar is a sarcastic rant, but the fact is it is accurate. The sarcasm is in that fact.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (o2MD2)



That Ace likes bearclaws?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (iCClr)

94 I have historical models that say shooting looters and rioters on sight would have and will immediately put an end to this lawlessness.


SCIENCE!

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (r2SS9)

95 Very smart Karens assures me if I came within 5.75 feet of another human I would drop dead instantly. Are you saying this is no longer the case?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (j2Mrt)

96 Keep yer bearclaws. I'm a fritter man anyway. Bearclaws are fer fags.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (o2MD2)

97 82 That's funny, awful but funny.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (nFRLh)

98 The next issue of The Dispatch will have a scratch-and-sniff centerfold of a bearclaw accompanied by an article entitled The Conservative Case For Categorizing The Bearclaw As A Sandwich.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (H5knJ)

99 I'm kind of surprised that NPR kept on the air during the pandemic, given that the average age of their "reporters" is preCambrian.

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (T6t7i)

100 All this time I thought I was the one blinded by science!

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (1Rr4U)

101 Some days I feel the urge to say things which aren't entirely true, such as, "white supremacy is the only thing keeping the lights on."

But then I caution myself to remember that although the left defines the phrase "white supremacy" to mean "competence and hard work," I reject their definition.

But some days I feel the urge.

Posted by: Natasha at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (hbrUW)

102 Could you describe the White Supremacy that is keeping you down? Maybe you could draw us a picture?

Posted by: Asian Americans at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Wm5SB)

103 .Undercard speeches for another half hour or so.
Posted by: Walter Freeman



LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (iTXRQ)

104 >>That Ace likes bearclaws?


What would Ace do with a Bearclaw?

...wait. Don't answer that.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (PneIX)

105 Bearclaws are keto friendly now? Huh.

Posted by: Citizen at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (ldmQR)

106 The NYPD is reporting that Antifa has painted convincing-looking tunnels on walls to trick New York's Finest into running into them at high speed. FTG

Posted by: Jeremy Frisch at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (33WtC)

107
Just be sure to use hand sanitizer before beating the hell out of random people on the street.

Posted by: TruthOr at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (saP0c)

108
Why should I listen to obama when I already he's gonna say all the right things?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Qpsm0)

109 Unless thousands of people drop dead from covid
in the next couple of weeks the govt will have ample
verification that Wuhan is through.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (UjxYw)
---
*shakes head*

Oh, honey...

Posted by: Nancy the You Must Be Joking Girl at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Eicbe)

110 Black Lives Matter was just covered by Bill O'Reilly
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)

111 Derek Chauvin is a Democrat

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (uEbPt)

112 The real tragedy is that all this rioting and looting are going to interfere with the gay pride parades.

Posted by: MAGA at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (bloh/)

113 Wonder if General Stanley McChrystal knew what he was getting into?

Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (6KTo6)

114 I'm ok with science telling me I'm racist, as long as there is no maths in this thread.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Telling The World To Get Fucked at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (+dsLj)

115 Now that you mention it, I am pretty pissed at my parents for not getting divorced and marrying into much more attractive families.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (PneIX)

116 >All this time I thought I was the one blinded by science!
Posted by: Thomas Dolby


Can I have Miss Akimoto's number?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (iTXRQ)

117 Just hearing the dog eating son of a commie bitch's voice makes me ill. Why would I do that?

Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (XfhKA)

118 But I refuse to go out and buy Hawaiian shirts just to mock the crazy leftwards.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable


Thanks. More for me.

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (T6t7i)

119 Sea Rise Slim going to speak?

Yeah, going to miss that.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (UjxYw)

120 LA rioters errr I mean peaceful protestors are demanding the city defund the LAPD.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (j2Mrt)

121 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)

Lmfao yeah they are fucking retarded.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (PYT4e)

122 Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (r2SS9)

Yeah, its almost like history did not teach us that NOT enforcing your own laws, means you have no law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (NgKpN)

123 Black Lives Matter was just covered by Bill O'Reilly with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)
++++++++++++
No. Easiest word in the language.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (hYcqw)

124

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME

I'M THE VIRUS NOW

Posted by: White Supremacy at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (zqs/f)

125 NO BEARCLAWS, NO JUSTICE!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (fpc+A)

126 Trying to decide that if a thug with a Molotov approaches my house, do I use my bench .22 rifle to shatter the bottle or my crossbow...

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (4k/Uz)

127 I can haz bearclaw?

Apple fritter works too.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (1vIuC)

128 SCIENCE!
Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (r2SS9)
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Watch it! You could blind somebody.

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (Eicbe)

129 We have officially entered a new Dark Age.

Posted by: Nike Store Cowboy at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (8FfnY)

130 Just wanted to say that ATC is truly a Horde treasure.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (L106N)

131 Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (uEbPt)

Funny if true.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (PYT4e)

132 "Don't yell; use signs and noise makers instead," the department advised.

___________


Jazz Hands and Up-Twinkles are most effective FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (r2SS9)

133 I said this very thing on Facebook today and was called a racist for it. I deleted my account because of it.

Posted by: Jmel at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (beYGk)

134 It is nice that their statements on the riots confirm that the lockdowns were always just political actions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (r+sAi)

135 LA rioters errr I mean peaceful protestors are demanding the city defund the LAPD.

Still say all the cops should walk off the job..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (Zmnko)

136 >> Just wanted to say that ATC is truly a Horde treasure.


She's at least 2 of them.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (PneIX)

137 Now that you mention it, I am pretty pissed at my parents for not getting divorced and marrying into much more attractive families.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (PneIX)
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Wouldn't it have worked out better if they'd have married into less attractive families so you would look better by comparison?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (WEBkv)

138 Black Lives Matter was just covered by Bill O'Reilly
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)
---------

What? No pony?

Posted by: bluebell at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (Zb3FJ)

139 off topic, relevant line from an email today:

I'm calling for a massive uprising - Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (4a9Vv)

140 111

As are the majority of big city cops. So yeah....enjoy it boys and girls.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (j2Mrt)

141 Bearclaws? I thought Ace was making lasagna?

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (88xKn)

142 47 The virus is over, apart from those in high-risk groups and extreme Karens. Lockdowns and threats of "second waves" will be largely dismissed.
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (1vIuC)


You're wrong.

The virus is raging until November 3.


But I will keep all citizens safe, and all small businesses
shut down. But if you can find a Target or WalMart that isn't looted, go for it.

Posted by: Governor Jay Inslee, Now an Emperor and a Living God at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (sy5kK)

143 No. Easiest word in the language.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


An extensive vocabulary is the mark of an educated man. I prefer "eat s***".

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (T6t7i)

144 110 Black Lives Matter was just covered by Bill O'Reilly
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)


Looked like 50% white people at the daytime marches.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (UjxYw)

145 It's a well known fact that acrid smoke generated by a city aflame is good for the lungs, really stretches them out.
It's sciency.

/Sarc

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (9gyf5)

146 I'm thinking--especially since they haven't told us Chauvin's politics besides the earlier total whiff--that Chauvin is a Dem.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (Eicbe)

147 >>Wouldn't it have worked out better if they'd have married into less attractive families so you would look better by comparison?


You say that, but you have never seen my sister.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (PneIX)

148 50% stupid white people

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (UjxYw)

149 126 Trying to decide that if a thug with a Molotov approaches my house, do I use my bench .22 rifle to shatter the bottle or my crossbow...
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (4k/Uz)

Shotty, its a Skeet exercise.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (NgKpN)

150 129
We have officially entered a new Dark Age.

Posted by: Nike Store Cowboy


Whattya mean "we", Winston?

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (T6t7i)

151
Let me remind everyone here that for the last several weeks governors have been releasing Criminals from prisons onto the streets.

This whole year is the most fucked up time in history. And that's saying a lot because the last 20 years haven't been "normal" either.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (Qpsm0)

152 I'm calling for a massive uprising - Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (4a9Vv)

So I take she's good with being hung by the neck until dead?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (miT2W)

153 That Ace likes bearclaws?

Who doesn't like bearclaws?

Other than Leonardo DiCaprio, that is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (SchxB)

154 110 Black Lives Matter was just covered by Bill O'Reilly
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)

Sounds reasonable.

Posted by: Dems at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (5AYft)

155 NO BEARCLAWS, NO JUSTICE!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (fpc+A)

"Oversized target, bearing 00, not moving...appears to be grazing. FIRE!"

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (32YRo)

156 I, I, I, I

Posted by: President Toonces at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (iCClr)

157 I will use the crossbow. 350ish FPS and very silent. Guy looks down and there is an arrow in his groin.

AR for follow up. Thanks!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (4k/Uz)

158 >>Who doesn't like bearclaws?


Don't people occasionaly sneak raisins into Bear Claws?

If so. I don't like Bear Claws.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (PneIX)

159 Who doesn't like bearclaws?

Other than Leonardo DiCaprio, that is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (SchxB)
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And not the claws so much...

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Eicbe)

160 152 I'm calling for a massive uprising - Nancy Pelosi

Treason

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Zmnko)

161 I'm bad with shotguns, sadly.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (4k/Uz)

162 Elaine probably wants to use her "identity" to ascend higher than her ability permits...fuck this bitch

Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (ONvIw)

163 Barnum and Bailey had a tent, Democrats have the DNC. No way in hell they were ever giving that up. And Biden really is the nominee.

If you ever try to predict what Democrats will do, figure out what would take the most unmitigated hubris.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (uEbPt)

164 All these riots seem to be in almost gin free zones.

How come Missoula MT is not burning?

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (d1KjJ)

165 Well my company just sent out a 'we're all racists' memo. I hate the left.

I wonder how quickly I'd get fired if I sent them the Racism Detox in my nic.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (tmA71)

166 Retarded ideas are beating up individualism.

Posted by: jsg at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (V0MdR)

167 157 I will use the crossbow. 350ish FPS and very silent. Guy looks down and there is an arrow in his groin.

AR for follow up. Thanks!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (4k/Uz)

The noise is part of what creates the fear. Might be smart to set up a sound system to make it seem like they're coming under fire from multiple angles.

Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

168 that dope juan is talking about selective moral outrage?

Hello?
You just wake up asshoe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (85Gof)

169 158 >>Who doesn't like bearclaws?
Don't people occasionaly sneak raisins into Bear Claws?

If so. I don't like Bear Claws.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (PneIX)

Rats. Rats sneak little raisins in to bear claws.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)

170 re 138: and a Popeye's on every corner.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (4a9Vv)

171 Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (NgKpN)


Crossbow, then a hardpoint to make a spark

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (UjxYw)

172 >She's at least 2 of them.

I have noted the victory photos

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (L106N)

173 Democrats deserve the death penalty. It's science! Sorry, you're not allowed to argue.

Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (eAZVt)

174 110 Black Lives Matter was just covered by Bill O'Reilly
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)

And Vanya makes plans to sell out and emigrate to Eastern Europe. Yeah, a lot of them are poor, corrupt and dangerous but I'll take that if it means I don't have to live under people like BL mother fucking M.

Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (BAsqb)

175 Esper has to go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (85Gof)

176 They should direct their fucking uprising at Walz and his lieutenants

Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (ONvIw)

177 Just realized that was a Dave Smith tweet.

LOS is the last truly funny podcast left in the world.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (datdl)

178 157 I will use the crossbow. 350ish FPS and very silent. Guy looks down and there is an arrow in his groin.

AR for follow up. Thanks!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (4k/Uz)

YEah, I'd still be out protesting, if I hadn't taken a crossbow bolt to the knee.

Posted by: Old Antifa in a bar at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (NgKpN)

179 There is no working things out. I want a divorce from these people.

Posted by: Liz at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Wv/W7)

180 The riots officially ended the Corona nonsense.

The elites decided this was more important and everyone noticed that this pretend pandemic was mostly bullshit.

Posted by: Raven at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (6RfEx)

181 Poor Obama can't look directly into the camera 'cause he's reading off notes on his desk and teleprompters to the side of his computer.

He's even going a little cross-eyed trying to do both at the same time; one eye on camera, other eye on prompter.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (+oVP5)

182 Let me remind everyone here that for the last several weeks governors have been releasing Criminals from prisons onto the streets.

This whole year is the most fucked up time in history. And that's saying a lot because the last 20 years haven't been "normal" either.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (Qpsm0)

It's amazing how things have all fallen into place the last 3 months. Tin foil hat off.

Posted by: spypeach at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Up/Jb)

183 Hm, sound system.

Good idea.

Play a good battle movie scene through it.

Done.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (4k/Uz)

184 Don't people occasionaly sneak raisins into Bear Claws?



If so. I don't like Bear Claws.


I've never seen that. Must be trying to emulate a bear having walked through scat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (SchxB)

185 I have noted the victory photos

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (L106N)


It's time for Victory 3

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (UjxYw)

186 161 I'm bad with shotguns, sadly.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (4k/Uz) J

Just stick with targets within about 20' from you, and it's impossible to be Bad with a shotgun. Unless of course you be's BAAD!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)

187 YEah, I'd still be out protesting, if I hadn't taken a crossbow bolt to the knee.

--

LOLOL

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (4k/Uz)

188 That is a great point...how many of the released criminals are doing the rioting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (85Gof)

189 This hands up stuff helps with which chicks shave their pits

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (d1KjJ)

190
YEah, I'd still be out protesting, if I hadn't taken a crossbow bolt to the knee.
Posted by: Old Antifa in a bar at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (NgKpN)
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Better than taking an arrow from a longbow! While eating chili with carrots.

Posted by: Longbowman at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (Eicbe)

191 >>I'm bad with shotguns, sadly.


It's all in the reflexes.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (PneIX)

192
LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (iTXRQ)


Diet soda came out my nose. Now my nose is all tingly and sticky. I hope you're happy.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (Wm5SB)

193 All these riots seem to be in almost gin free zones.



How come Missoula MT is not burning?

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM


Same reason that Hawaiian shirts are now rayciss.

Posted by: Bert G, searching for keto bearclaws at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (OMsf+)

194 Obama is giving another instantly forgettable, mediocre speech.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (COzlW)

195 That nychealthy list on Twitter that the article links to is pathetic. One of the tips is: "Use hand sanitizer."

When? How often? For example --

- Before or after I pick up a brick to throw, one that may not have been recently sanitized? Or before and after?

- Before or after I grab some good stuff from another looter and stomp him, and when the other looter wasn't wearing gloves? Or before and after?

- Also, if I have blood spattered on my clothes, from an old lady I just finished beating, is a the blood a COVID hazard to me or not? Should I immediately strip and loot some new clothes?

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (AMIL/)

196 Play a good battle movie scene through it.

Done.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (4k/Uz)
---------------

Just before opening fire, hit them with "Flight of the Valkyries," and wait for a moment, just to how many of them realize they're not in a good place.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (WEBkv)

197 Wait, I thought "we're in this together~~!"

No, not at all. No more. Well, ain't I the sheepish one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (ZxG8D)

198 re 145: years ago, the WSJ ran an article about how bad air pollution was in Edinburgh, and the article quoted one man as saying that that's why you smoke cigarettes: the cigarette smoke coats the lungs and protects you from the pollution.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (4a9Vv)

199 The double standard is breathtaking.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (0OmEj)

200 When the next D president's antifa henchmen kneel you in front of a ditch filled with the bodies of your family and tell you to confess all your white sins, and you refuse to do it, that will be treason. The Bulwark and National Cuckview will get the vapors over how anyone could "hate" a duly elected president so much.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (uEbPt)

201 Meanwhile riots are apparently good for the stock market.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (QrzR5)

202 I do have an 870. Tried skeet and sucked quite a bit.

Has a very long barrel, though in terms of ammo I have mostly bird shot. Some slugs.

Looks like shopping time.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (4k/Uz)

203 Don't people occasionaly sneak raisins into Bear Claws?

If so. I don't like Bear Claws.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (PneIX)


It's way past time for an open and honest national dialogue about who the hell keeps putting raisins in things that raisins have no business being in, e.g. food.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (t+qrx)

204 >>The double standard is breathtaking.


Ahem

Posted by: Freshly Shorn Scrotum at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (PneIX)

205 >
Diet soda came out my nose. Now my nose is all tingly and sticky. I hope you're happy.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls



We regret the inconvenience

-Mgmt

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (iTXRQ)

206 I don't claim to know precisely what he should do, but if Trump doesn't get a handle on this, I really do think it's the end of the US.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (sWM8x)

207
I find it hard to believe Esper would defy the president, or even take it upon himself to make decisions.

Either we're getting faked by Fake News, or high-ranking obama-holdover underling piece of shit at the Pentagon is subverting Esper and issuing unauthorized orders.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (Qpsm0)

208 "Play a good battle movie scene through it."
Throw in some screaming in agony effects.

Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (XfhKA)

209 If it weren't for double standards, the left would have not standards at all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (85Gof)

210 196 Play a good battle movie scene through it.

Done.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (4k/Uz)
---------------

Just before opening fire, hit them with "Flight of the Valkyries," and wait for a moment, just to how many of them realize they're not in a good place.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (WEBkv)

Nah

Banjo's

Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (NgKpN)

211 You know - if someone was paranoid, like anyone getting looted, robbed and mugged right now, might think that some certain DA's got calls to release folks since, well, maybe the Feds are actually tracing bail money right now...just saying.

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (32YRo)

212 Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (ONvIw)

Yes

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (PYT4e)

213 Wait?
How are Hawaii shirts racist?

Seriously?

What is next?
Racist pizza?

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (d1KjJ)

214 It's all in the reflexes.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (PneIX)
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She has green eyes....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (WEBkv)

215 >>Has a very long barrel, though in terms of ammo I have mostly bird shot. Some slugs.

Looks like shopping time.


870 barrels can be bought and shipped to your door in a matter of a day.

Buy a nice slug barrel. They are compact and a 12 ga slug is a vicious thing.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (PneIX)

216 I have concluded that the Blue State Mayors and Governors want to destroy their urban cities.

Why?

If they cared about their cities and the people inside them they would have immediately duplicated the success they could see in Minnesota.

After three nights of an absolute shitshow of rioting, looting and arson; Saturday morning MN Governor Walz called out the entire 13,000 Air and Army National Guard.

Saturday Night and every night since has been peaceful.
The protests continue, and they are PEACEFUL!
If anything, there are more peaceful gatherings and protests.

Minnesota Democrat Governor Walz plan works!
Overwhelming Force Works!
.
.
.
.
.
Obviously Northam, DeBlasio and Cuomo hate their cities and citizens.

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (+0uDE)

217 OT and irrelevant but cottonwood fluff and other tree shit is in the air. My allergies are acting up.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (miT2W)

218 >>>194 Obama is giving another instantly forgettable, mediocre speech.

Some people say Right Wing Strawman

Others say Left Wing Strawman

I support petting puppies and eating candy.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (datdl)

219 Well if they are just gonna demand free stuff, I would like a few things too.

If it helps I can identify whichever way they want.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

220 I'm thinking the DDay scene from Private Ryan, if I could filter out the main character voices.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (4k/Uz)

221 I really won't know what to think of this subject until some direction on it issues forth from the mouth of Ex-Prez'nit Cock-Curious, AKA Our Glorious Emperor Shit Midas.

Mayhap he will grace us with wisdom on this topic today as he hectors us on the Evils of OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (BM2fS)

222 off topic, relevant line from an email today:

I'm calling for a massive uprising - Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (4a9Vv)
+++++++++++++
Seriously? Did she really say that? When? And where's the FBI investigation for fomenting a riot?

I know, I know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (hYcqw)

223

Dana on The Five just said the Bail Fund for Minneapolis is now $20 million.

Many celebrities are donating and asking their fans to contribute.

Doesn't matter if the bail money goes to Antifa members.

Please, please let that bail money pay for just one Antifa member.

Trump should be able to order it confiscated, as Antifa is now classified as a terrorist organization.

And nothing wrong with a 4am raid on Chrissy Teagen's house, one of the first big organizers of this fund.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:27 PM (sy5kK)

224 @198
There may be something to that.
There was some anecdotal evidence that smokers had an advantage against the Chinese Lung Flu because their already inflamed lungs prevented the virus from getting at their ACE receptors.

This could all be internet bullshiterry but who knows.

The Plandemic is a scam at every level of analysis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2020 05:27 PM (9gyf5)

225 Slug barrel. Check.

Thanks man!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:27 PM (4k/Uz)

226 Obama is giving another instantly forgettable, mediocre speech.



Some people say Right Wing Strawman



Others say Left Wing Strawman





Is he on the Cable networks? ( i don't have TV)

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:27 PM (lwiT4)

227 Wait?

How are Hawaii shirts racist?



Seriously?



What is next?

Racist pizza?

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM


Ace had a post about it earlier.

Posted by: Bert G, searching for keto bearclaws at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (OMsf+)

228 Churches just need to start holding violent protests on Sunday mornings, that may happen to look a lot like their normal religious gathering.


"no sir officer, we are not here for church, this is a violent uprising, and there will be looting (of bread and wine) involved, so it is all good" -- and throw in some obscenities at Trump or America, to convince the officer.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Cus5s)

229
I'm calling for a massive uprising - Nancy Pelosi

This time we have him!

Posted by: Nana and Chuckie trying yet another gotcha at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Zmnko)

230 What is next?

Racist pizza?

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (d1KjJ)

pepperoni and mushrooms gotta be racist.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (XEfKE)

231 It's way past time for an open and honest national dialogue about who the hell keeps putting raisins in things that raisins have no business being in, e.g. food.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++++
I like you, and I like garett. But I don't like the raisin hate

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (hYcqw)

232 What is next?

Racist pizza? <<<<<

I think M and M's are next in line. Then Cheerios, then pizza.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (r+sAi)

233 157 I will use the crossbow. 350ish FPS and very silent. Guy looks down and there is an arrow in his groin.


Only if it hits him solidly in the pelvis. Flesh hardly even slows a crossbow bolt.

Posted by: Natasha at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (hbrUW)

234 While you are at it, order up a Swivel cap for your 870 so you can add a sling to it.

Sling will save your life in the right circumstance.

...I guess if you stand too close to a combine or a woodchipper it might kill you, too.

But it's still better than dropping your weapon.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (PneIX)

235 "no sir officer, we are not here for church, this is a violent uprising, and there will be looting (of bread and wine) involved, so it is all good" -- and throw in some obscenities at Trump or America, to convince the officer.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Cus5s)
---
Babylon Bee already beat you to that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)

236 Hey everybody, LCD, exactly.
Sick of spoiled bitches like Teigen who is stupid and pig-ignorant beyond words being an influence on people.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

237 Pineapple on pizza is racist.

Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (XfhKA)

238
There is no working things out. I want a divorce from these people.


Posted by: Liz at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Wv/W7)

I would prefer to be widowed.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (5Uh8B)

239 Did Pelosi actually call for an uprising?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (lwiT4)

240 Got to admit it. The lefties are smarter than we are. They came up with a way to break the lockdown, and have their asses kissed for doing so.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (ZbwAu)

241
I'm watching Paul Herrel's vid on Is Birdshot A Viable Home Defense.

This guy can't just get to the point, can he? He's great; I know. But he covers literally all the variables.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Qpsm0)

242 Hawaiian Pizza is racist and wrong and a stain on civilized society, and I don't give a flying fig what Zombie Bob Dole says.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (1vIuC)

243
210 196 Play a good battle movie scene through it.

Done.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (4k/Uz)
---------------

Just before opening fire, hit them with "Flight of the Valkyries," and wait for a moment, just to how many of them realize they're not in a good place.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (WEBkv)

Nah

Banjo's
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (NgKpN)

---------
Dueling Banjos?

--

Imperial March from Star Wasrs

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (+0uDE)

244 110 Black Lives Matter was just covered by Bill O'Reilly
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)

They won't rest until they go full South Africa. They haven't openly demanded seizing the properties of white people, but they are setting the stage for that to happen.
Magic dirt won't save our country either.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (p0Y1J)

245 Good news, I hear that Kayleigh really bitchslapped Acosta around today.

If ANYTHING bad happens to Kayleigh anytime soon, and I mean ANYTHING, he should be immediately considered a major/likely suspect.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (L2ZTs)

246 179 There is no working things out. I want a divorce from these people.
Posted by: Liz at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Wv/W7)


Divorce court is not the correct analogy.

An Mixed Martial Arts match is much better.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (sy5kK)

247 I like you, and I like garett. But I don't like the raisin hate

It's the new hotness. Try to keep currant.

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (T6t7i)

248 Dr. Elaine Nsoesie, is that Irish? Nah, it's exactly what you'd expect. Diversity is grand, isn't it.

Posted by: Resist we much at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (BkYvb)

249 It's way past time for an open and honest national dialogue about who the hell keeps putting raisins in things that raisins have no business being in, e.g. food.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (t+qrx)
----------------

No dialogue is needed. Raisins do not belong in food.

There, I said it.

Now that I've said that, I'll distract you with a 9mm versus 45 discussion.

45 ACP rules!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (WEBkv)

250 Ace is en fuego !


Thing is, if you think about it, media instigated race riots freed us from tyranny of blue state naziesque governors and mayors who used WuHus to keep population locked up till November.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (zr5Kq)

251 Pizza is racist. Because everything a white person does or likes is racist.

Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (MxEKc)

252 Hawaiian Pizza is racist and wrong and a stain on civilized society, and I don't give a flying fig what Zombie Bob Dole says.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (1vIuC)
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It kind of goes with the Hawaiian shirt.

Which is totally racist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)

253 Babylon Bee already beat you to that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)

Yeah, unfortunately you have to set fire to your own church after services to give proof...

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (32YRo)

254 I'm calling for a massive uprising - Nancy Pelosi...of my salary, insider trading, and vodka tonics.

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

255 Magic dirt won't save our country either.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (p0Y1J)

Magic dirt?????

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+eVzC)

256 I'm getting aggravated.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (lwiT4)

257 >>Sick of spoiled bitches like Teigen who is stupid and pig-ignorant beyond words being an influence on people.


I think it's funny that a chick who owes her entire lifestyle to being fappable is now insisting that everybody listen to her because she was once fappable.


Sorry. The minute you got ugly you lost your powers over me.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (PneIX)

258 Oh grape fruit puns.

Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (XfhKA)

259 @223: "Doesn't matter if the bail money goes to Antifa members."

With that much money in the bank, the fund stops paying for bail alone, and begins stuffing the pockets of activist lawyers who will never have to take any of these cases to trial.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+oVP5)

260 No dialogue is needed. Raisins do not belong in food.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (WEBkv)
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Except chili.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)

261
240 Got to admit it. The lefties are smarter than we are. They came up with a way to break the lockdown, and have their asses kissed for doing so.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (ZbwAu)

No, they just never punch Left and disavow their allies. The Fake Right in power has been doing this for 60-70 years.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (p0Y1J)

262 How long until Nanzi introduces a Policing and Criminal Sentencing Reforms Bill, loaded with stuff like mandatory mail-in voting for House, Senate, and Presidential elections, bail-outs for lobbyists, and all the rest of the crap from her last proposed bill?

Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (AMIL/)

263 This is why I don't wear a mask and do carry a gun

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (l4C/z)

264 So ... are we using that horrible contact tracing program to identify rioters ... I mean, disaffected youths who are not social distancing, yet?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (UW2ZS)

265 Obama on TV now, on the commie channel

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (sy5kK)

266 I thought Holder was Obama's strawman.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (4a9Vv)

267 Good news everyone!
Fox News says a football stadium-sized asteroid is headed to earth per Fox News. So all our troubles will be over soon!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

268 >Churches just need to start holding violent protests on Sunday mornings, that may happen to look a lot like their normal religious gathering.

Simpsons, er, Babylon Bee did it.

https://babylonbee.com/news/
churchgoers-avoid-arrest-by-disguising-themselves-as-rioters

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L106N)

269 I'm getting aggravated.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (lwiT4)


*pats couch*

Come, sit by me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (GbPPJ)

270 >>Except chili.


True that.

A Chili with only Carrots is only half done.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (PneIX)

271 Nothing says I do not fuck around like a sling on a shotgun

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (d1KjJ)

272 "Thing is, if you think about it, media instigated
race riots freed us from tyranny of blue state naziesque governors and
mayors who used WuHus to keep population locked up till November.

Posted by: runner"


No, the second wave caused by the race riots will put the lock-up back in place. But you racisty-racists caused those so you have nobody to blame but yourself.

Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (MxEKc)

273 obama done.

back to Soros talking heads on the commie channel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (sy5kK)

274
While you are at it, order up a Swivel cap for your 870 so you can add a sling to it.

Sling will save your life in the right circumstance.

...I guess if you stand too close to a combine or a woodchipper it might kill you, too.

But it's still better than dropping your weapon.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM

-----

Can I get a folding bayonet and a tac light too?

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (+0uDE)

275
267 Good news everyone!
Fox News says a football stadium-sized asteroid is headed to earth per Fox News. So all our troubles will be over soon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

-------

SMOD!

Posted by: MAGA at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (f0sB+)

276 I move for an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie exemption.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (PneIX)

277 Except chili.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)

Ooookay then...

*steps slowly back as Horde moves in*

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (32YRo)

278 Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax out breaking curfew with BLM protesters
tonight, marching passed vandalized monuments spraypainted with "ACAB"
(All Cops Are Bastards) and violence-inciting "F*CK 12" slogan.



Coonman should have gone in black face to show that he's down with the cause

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (lczh+)

279 obama done.

How often did he refer to himself?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (miT2W)

280 WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DEPLOY THE NATIONAL GUARD TO SEIZE AND ARREST TRUMP'S TWITTER ACCOUNT!!11!!!!!

# (that's supposed to be a black square. I realize I'm a day late, and apologize for my white privilege. I take a knee before the hallowed blackness of our lord and savior Madam Pelosi.)

(I also confess before all non-racists that I do, in fact, own several Hawaiian shirts. I am unworthy to walk the same planet as the Chosen Ones.)

(Am I doing it right, Ace?)

Posted by: filbert at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (NiXyF)

281 Is there a name for this new Covid strain that doesn't effect looters?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (XEfKE)

282 Now that I've said that, I'll distract you with a 9mm versus 45 discussion.

45 ACP rules!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (WEBkv)
++++++++++++
Well, 45 is clearly superior. Here's the harder argument: 9mm or .40?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (hYcqw)

283 Because everything a white person does or likes is racist. <<<<<<
So basketball then. We must get rid of basketball.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (r+sAi)

284 Good news everyone!
Fox News says a football stadium-sized asteroid is headed to earth per Fox News. So all our troubles will be over soon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)



Why does everyone taunt Happy Fun Alex?

Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ)

285 Raisins should be wine

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (d1KjJ)

286 >>Nothing says I do not fuck around like a sling on a shotgun


That's because you are holding a fucking shotgun and you are worried that you might have get serious and use BOTH hands for what comes next!

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (PneIX)

287 Magic dirt?????
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+eVzC)

'Magic dirt' is a term used by some to describe the idea that a person brought or allowed into a civilized country will necessarily see the benefits of civilization and adjust his worldview and actions to match.

Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (BAsqb)

288 @241
Birdshot is not viable for home defense for the simple fact that it's not functionally lethal.

Will getting hit with bird shot suck? Yes.
Will it kill you? Possibly but not instantaneously.

And when you are fighting for your life you do not take chances.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (9gyf5)

289 Note that Angry Minorities overruled the power of the Karens.


Because the Karens are scared of 'those people.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

290 *pats couch*



Come, sit by me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (GbPPJ)



Hi alex. Rev and I are about to leave for dinner. He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and I plan to steal the TV from over the restaurant bar. How are you? Did you see the Bee doing President Trump in an AWANA Sparkies vest? LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (lwiT4)

291 So basketball then. We must get rid of basketball.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (r+sAi)
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Nope. That's cultural appropriation. (Shhh!)

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (Eicbe)

292 I'm watching Paul Herrel's vid on Is Birdshot A Viable Home Defense.

This guy can't just get to the point, can he? He's great; I know. But he covers literally all the variables.


I watch him on 1.25x speed. Otherwise I'd have to skip around a lot in his videos.

To do that, click the little gear icon -> Playback Speed -> 1.25.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (UW2ZS)

293 "White supremacy is a lethal public health issue that predates and contributes to COVID-19," the letter said.




SCIENCE!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (lczh+)

294 241
I'm watching Paul Herrel's vid on Is Birdshot A Viable Home Defense.

This guy can't just get to the point, can he? He's great; I know. But he covers literally all the variables.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Qpsm0)

12 Gauge, 00 Buck.

Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (NgKpN)

295 267 Good news everyone!
Fox News says a football stadium-sized asteroid is headed to earth per Fox News. So all our troubles will be over soon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
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I dunno, SMOD has broken his campaign promises before.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

296 194 Obama is giving another instantly forgettable, mediocre speech.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM

Have we given him a chance to be clear yet? Has he let us know this isn't who we are?

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (YiAXR)

297 Sorry, did I say worried. I meant prepared.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (PneIX)

298 Safe sex during the coronavirus pandemic might soon require protection beyond just the nether regions.


A new study from researchers at Harvard University says that hooking up carries some risk for transmitting COVID-19 from one partner to the other, and recommends among other practices wearing a face mask while doin it.

besides keeping your mask on you should avoid kissing, as well as any oral-to-anal act, and anything that involves semen or urine. Shower before and after, and clean the space with alcohol wipes or soap.

LOL
Haaarvaaard
Wonder how much this study cost

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (85Gof)

299 And from the NYT, can't use teargas. Teargas makes the 'Rona worse!

Mike Baker@ByMikeBaker
NEW: The widespread use of tear gas could contribute to a coronavirus rebound.

One study of Army recruits found evidence of significantly higher rates of respiratory illness after they were exposed to tear gas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)

300 255 Magic dirt won't save our country either.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (p0Y1J)

Magic dirt?????
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+eVzC)

America magically makes everybody a American with the same values, culture, history, genetics, and everything. It's a phrase to make fun of those diluted to believe just because you live in America, you become magically American as soon as you set foot on the soil.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (p0Y1J)

301 There's antifa
and there's BLM

As I understand it antifa is anarchist Marxist who want, at best, a Communist USA

and

BLM is a group of blacks that believe that they are preeminently important. That to say a brown or yellow or white person's life is equally as important as a black's life is prosecutable.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (UjxYw)

302 My favorite "party" protest --or victory dance more accurately-- was the one where the youths rapped the old classic
"Move Bitch, Get out the Way" at the police.
https://tinyurl.com/ycsqqmdy

Posted by: PJ at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (qlTN9)

303 I have been told that coronavirus can tell if you are a supporter of BLM. If so it will not infect you. Also if you kneel. And it totally avoids anyone breaking glass and stealing rolexes. The science is settled

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (UNyae)

304 Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (BAsqb)

Thanks, Vanya.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (+eVzC)

305 No, the second wave caused by the race riots will put the lock-up back in place. But you racisty-racists caused those so you have nobody to blame but yourself.
Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (MxEKc)

dude, you're raining on my parade. I need a silver lining.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (zr5Kq)

306
One study of Army recruits found evidence of significantly higher rates of respiratory illness after they were exposed to tear gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)

Are they born this fucking stupid, or do they have to work at it?

Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (BAsqb)

307 "Don't yell; use signs & noise makers instead," the department advised.



Don't they know noise triggers people? It's why we use jazz hands instead of clapping, duh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (9hauA)

308 Story at Babylon Bee: "Nation's racists recant after reading message from Hidden Valley Ranch"

Ranch dressing: what CAN'T it do???!!!???

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (L2ZTs)

309 If I read correctly BLM wants all black people released from prison even though the vast majority of their victims were other black people.
The logic where is it?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (miT2W)

310

Birdshot is no joke.
I wish I had a shotgun.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (Qpsm0)

311 >>"Move Bitch, Get out the Way" at the police.


It's true. We truly don't appreciate their cultural contributions.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (PneIX)

312 Nope. That's cultural appropriation. (Shhh!)
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (Eicbe)
++++++++++
You know what else is cultural appropriation? Industry in most of the world. Modern industry is a Ango-American-German creation. Every industrial country from a different culture appropriated our culture to industrialize.

They should immediately deindustrialize because they stole it from us.

Oh, what? You say it *doesn't* work that way?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (hYcqw)

313 253 Babylon Bee already beat you to that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)

Yeah, unfortunately you have to set fire to your own church after services to give proof...
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (32YRo)

---

No, not the church. But if the police show up in squad cars?

There is your proof of protesting. No church property gets damaged.

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (+0uDE)

314 @MichaelCoudrey

UPDATE: The homeless man who had his belongings and mattress set ablaze by crazed rioters got some assistance by the community in Austin, TX to replace some of his things.

https://tinyurl.com/yc37s3nk

Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (cF8AT)

315 You know what else is cultural appropriation? Industry in most of the world. Modern industry is a Ango-American-German creation. Every industrial country from a different culture appropriated our culture to industrialize.

They should immediately deindustrialize because they stole it from us.

Oh, what? You say it *doesn't* work that way?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (hYcqw)
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It does not.

Posted by: The Narrator at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (Eicbe)

316 I'm betting there is no second wave spike, just like there wasn't one when Florida and Georgia reopened.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (5p7BC)

317 296 194 Obama is giving another instantly forgettable, mediocre speech.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM

Have we given him a chance to be clear yet? Has he let us know this isn't who we are?
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (YiAXR)
------

Don't forget "on the right side of history" *drink*

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (G0vdT)

318 The rioters were inoculated by virtue of their holy right to destroy...end the lockdown. End the stupid ROE for law enforcement, let them cuff arsonists not mommies at the park.

Police really tarnished themselves with this lockdown enforcement.

Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (ONvIw)

319 There's antifa and there's BLM

As I understand it antifa is anarchist Marxist who want, at best, a Communist USA and BLM is a group of blacks that believe that they are preeminently important. That to say a brown or yellow or white person's life is equally as important as a black's life is prosecutable.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (UjxYw)
++++++++++++
Read their manifestos. They're both communist groups. One is just overtly racist about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (hYcqw)

320 >>Birdshot is no joke.


No. It is not. At least, inside of 35 yards or so (shot size dependent).

Get close enough and it is ALL a slug.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (PneIX)

321 300 255 Magic dirt won't save our country either.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (p0Y1J)

Magic dirt?????
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+eVzC)

America magically makes everybody a American with the same values, culture, history, genetics, and everything. It's a phrase to make fun of those diluted to believe just because you live in America, you become magically American as soon as you set foot on the soil.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (p0Y1J)

Which isn't really relevant here. As our black people certainly aren't culturally African. Irish and Italian identity politics were a thing back in the day too, and Democrats have always controlled the cities.

Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (Zm+LZ)

322 Good news everyone!
Fox News says a football stadium-sized asteroid is headed to earth per Fox News. So all our troubles will be over soon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)


Thank the sweet Lord...I called for that asteroid six months ago! Damn asteroid unions...

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (32YRo)

323 >>White supremacy is a lethal public health issue that predates and contributes to COVID-19,


And THIS is why the CDC was so incapable of handling the Wuhan flu: they've been too busy re-classifying things like gunshots and car accidents as "diseases" and making eradication of them a priority.

Why should we listen to, or fund, experts who claim an ideology = public health issue?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (bDqIh)

324 282 Now that I've said that, I'll distract you with a 9mm versus 45 discussion.

45 ACP rules!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (WEBkv)
++++++++++++
Well, 45 is clearly superior. Here's the harder argument: 9mm or .40?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (hYcqw)

modern defensive ammo being what it is (pretty darn good), what caliber you choose matters less than if you can put bullets where you want with it.

A lot of bullets, ideally.

If that's .40, fine. But you can get .40 performance out of 9mm +P or +P+.
If it's .380, also fine. Ball .380 will do the job if you can't afford expensive Underwood ammo.

Hip carry, I go with either 9mm JHP or a .45 shooting 230 grain ball. I've got pistols that will both shoot accurately with either.

Doesn't matter. Pistols are not rifles. Get something reliable and accurate for you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (l4C/z)

325 They will push for elimination of tear gas as a crowd control technique.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (zr5Kq)

326 Is there a name for this new Covid strain that doesn't effect looters?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (XEfKE)


Covid - SJW

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (lczh+)

327 I've heard to load shot, then a slug. Alternate.

Does that make sense?

1st shot. I didn't want to kill him.
2nd shot. I had to he kept coming.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (XEfKE)

328 "White supremacy is a lethal public health issue that predates and contributes to COVID-19," the letter said.



These are scientist types, right? I hope they demonstrated how they came to this conclusion.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (9hauA)

329 286 >>Nothing says I do not fuck around like a sling on a shotgun


That's because you are holding a fucking shotgun and you are worried that you might have get serious and use BOTH hands for what comes next!
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (PneIX)

I'll just go back to me ole Navy Boarding op days.

12 gauge on a sling, .45 in the holster, PR 24 on the other side.

Good multifunctional shortrange loadout.

Since I can't get Flash Bangs or Frags as a civy.

Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (NgKpN)

330 251 Pizza is racist. Because everything a white person does or likes is racist.
Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (MxEKc)


NOW we're getting somewhere!

Posted by: Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkin's next text at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (sy5kK)

331 Students at the University of Washington are demanding that black students be given leniency on finals because they are too busy fighting for [their] rights to sit down and study. The university is advising professors to do just that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (85Gof)

332 F*CK 12 - that's the obscure WS slogan the Hawaiian shirt guys chanted!

Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (+8Yuj)

333 320 >>Birdshot is no joke.


No. It is not. At least, inside of 35 yards or so (shot size dependent).

Get close enough and it is ALL a slug.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (PneIX)

Cut 99% around a birdshot shell and you've got a slug.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (l4C/z)

334 I'm still trying to figure out what "white supremacy" is. I'm white, 66, and retired now, but I spent about 50 years in the real world, the working world, the "stand and deliver" world. And in all that time NOT ONCE did my being white get me anything over and above what others got. Well, there were a couple of occasions when I was turned down for jobs that went to blacks instead, the excuse being I was "not qualified", only to see later that those who did get the job were walked out within a year because they really were not qualified for the position. If that is "white supremacy", I'd have to say it needs some work, because it never did a thing for me. Or any other whites I knew, for that matter.

The reality is that "white supremacy" is an excuse, an excuse to explain others' self inflicted failures. Failure to do things like work hard, get an education, work cooperatively in groups and so forth. All I can say is, quit whining, bitches. I'm sick of hearing it. It was not "white supremacy" (which does not exist in the first place) that caused you to end up in the shitholes you are in. You did it to yourselves. Never mind the fact I've known any number of "people of color" who have been eminently successful for no other reason than they too worked hard, got educated and the like. Nothing stopped them, least of all Whitey.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (p0pYQ)

335 Safe sex during the coronavirus pandemic might soon require protection beyond just the nether regions.


A new study from researchers at Harvard University says that hooking up carries some risk for transmitting COVID-19 from one partner to the other, and recommends among other practices wearing a face mask while doin it.

besides keeping your mask on you should avoid kissing, as well as any oral-to-anal act, and anything that involves semen or urine. Shower before and after, and clean the space with alcohol wipes or soap.

Orgasms boost the immune system. I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (miT2W)

336 Thank the sweet Lord...I called for that asteroid six months ago! Damn asteroid unions...

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (32YRo)
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I was going to stop using PlanetDash.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)

337 They will push for elimination of tear gas as a crowd control technique.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (zr5Kq)


Yep

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (lwiT4)

338 I'm watching Paul Herrel's vid on Is Birdshot A Viable Home Defense.

This guy can't just get to the point, can he? He's great; I know. But he covers literally all the variables.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Qpsm0)

12 Gauge, 00 Buck.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (NgKpN)
-------------

#4 shot out of a 30" barrel with a modified choke will, at about 10 feet, put a single distinct hole through a pop can. Granted, it's very large hole.

Kind of scary, actually.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (WEBkv)

339 Uprising on the down low.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (aKsyK)

340 >>>The real MuhNorms and MuhPrinciples was the friends we made along the way.
Posted by: El Kabong

the people I share these with are always like "Who is this El Kabong guy"?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

341 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (p0Y1J)

Yes, yes...we know. White people are marvelous, and you are just trying to energize Ace's real base, which consists of all of his secret racist friends.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (dLLD6)

342 I believe Mr. Gutfeld has finally had enough of Juan Williams' bullshit.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (OhQi4)

343 Covid - SJW


Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (lczh+)

me likee. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (XEfKE)

344 Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (p0pYQ)



Check your privilege.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (lwiT4)

345 I think this is now beyond anything Paddy Chayefsky could concoct. Complete madness. A collapse of credibility and competence at every level of public life. In four months our societal superstructure has unraveled. The only decency and common sense available anymore is person to person.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (H8QX8)

346 Students at the University of Washington are demanding that black students be given leniency on finals because they are too busy fighting for [their] rights to sit down and study. The university is advising professors to do just that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (85Gof)
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Well, it's not like they've been serious about educating anybody this year.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (Eicbe)

347 Its black people that are victims, 7407 homicides in 2018. They want the perps who robbed and murdered other blacks released back into community? Insanity

Posted by: Gofer at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (0N53e)

348 I was going to stop using PlanetDash.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)

The asteroid drivers at Uber Solar suck!

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (32YRo)

349 >>>340 >>>The real MuhNorms and MuhPrinciples was the friends we made along the way.
Posted by: El Kabong
the people I share these with are always like "Who is this El Kabong guy"?

No one they'd know. Just a rando.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (datdl)

350 Shotguns are pretty much the king of problem solving at social distances.

I prefer a rifle + pistol combo, because reloading is faster and easier and better for crowds of assholes who need shooting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (l4C/z)

351 Hubs wants to buy a shotgun. I have no clue what to get.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

352 So we have established that it's OK to kill grandma as long as we are protesting (which should never have been a problem - 1A) or rioting, looting, and setting things on fire, even beating people up, in the name of "racial justice".

Got it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (9hauA)

353 The things you learn during a cultural dissolution. There's an organization in Alabama named "White Clergy for Black Lives Matter." They just donated $50,000 to assist in destroying evil Civil War monuments.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (sWM8x)

354 I've seen Full chokes put an entire wad and cup through a Pheasant at 13-15 yards.

You are shooting well that day it happens. Also, you are over-choked.



Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (PneIX)

355 306
One study of Army recruits found evidence of significantly higher rates of respiratory illness after they were exposed to tear gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)

Are they born this fucking stupid, or do they have to work at it?
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (BAsqb)

Uh, doesn't every Army recruit go through gasmask training, where yes you get hit with tear gas, and have to take off your mask?

Navy does.

Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (NgKpN)

356 @mrxeriscape

In Hollywood, studio heads ensure that their talking points get into the film or they'll pick scripts that fit their progressive narrative. @yesnicksearcy #jasonlehr plan to bypass the HW elites' culture w/ a new company, Creado.

Good luck Nick&Jason!

Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (cF8AT)

357 327 I've heard to load shot, then a slug. Alternate.

Does that make sense?

1st shot. I didn't want to kill him.
2nd shot. I had to he kept coming.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM

If you shoot someone and indicate in any way "i didn't want to kill him", you're open to liability. Don't listen to Joe Biden for self defense advice.

Posted by: Half-Ass lawyer at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (YiAXR)

358 351 Hubs wants to buy a shotgun. I have no clue what to get.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

Mossberg 500 or 590
Remington 870

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (l4C/z)

359 351 Hubs wants to buy a shotgun. I have no clue what to get.
---
Oh hell, now you've done it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (sWM8x)

360 >>Hubs wants to buy a shotgun. I have no clue what to get.


870

Anything but a Mossberg, really.

But an 870 is what you want.

Unless you can afford a benelli.
Then you should buy 2-3 870s.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (PneIX)

361 The Jug-Earred Fuck Speaks~~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (ZxG8D)

362 Hi alex. Rev and I are about to leave for dinner. He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and I plan to steal the TV from over the restaurant bar. How are you? Did you see the Bee doing President Trump in an AWANA Sparkies vest? LOL
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (lwiT4)



I did! And I laughed and I laughed and I laughed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (GbPPJ)

363 Hubs wants to buy a shotgun. I have no clue what to get.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)
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A shotgun.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (Eicbe)

364 ++++++++++++
Read their manifestos. They're both communist groups. One is just overtly racist about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (hYcqw)



Don't need to read their manifestos.

All I need to know is that they want to
put their boot on my neck.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (UjxYw)

365 Have we given him a chance to be clear yet? Has he let us know this isn't who we are?
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (YiAXR)
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Don't forget "on the right side of history" *drink*
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (G0vdT)
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That's not who we are *drink*

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (OhQi4)

366 Students at the University of Washington are demanding that black
students be given leniency on finals because they are too busy fighting
for [their] rights to sit down and study. The university is advising
professors to do just that.


I just thought of something that solves alot of things they are asking for and saves a fuckton of money. Just give them college degrees. There is their free education and no college loans. Here ya go, this piece of paper says your smart, no go get that job!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (r+sAi)

367 276 I move for an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie exemption.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (PneIX)

Rice Pudding too! Can't have a good Rice Pudding without Raisins.

Posted by: browndog at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (BgMrQ)

368 Sorta serious question.

When to I start emptying my bank accounts?

Because I'm kinda starting to think about cleaning them out except for a couple grand in each. Turning those ones and zeros into things that exist.

Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (BAsqb)

369 I've seen Full chokes put an entire wad and cup through a Pheasant at 13-15 yards.

You are shooting well that day it happens. Also, you are over-choked.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (PneIX)

-------------------

Blew a grouse out of the sky using #4 shot out of a 30" barrel with a modified choke.

Easily found what was left of the grouse. Just followed the trail of feathers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (WEBkv)

370 340 >>>The real MuhNorms and MuhPrinciples was the friends we made along the way.
Posted by: El Kabong

the people I share these with are always like "Who is this El Kabong guy"?
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

He's a man of mystery! Well....a horse of mystery

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (l4C/z)

371 If you shoot someone and indicate in any way "i
didn't want to kill him", you're open to liability. Don't listen to Joe
Biden for self defense advice.

Posted by: Half-Ass lawyer at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (YiAXR)

Really? Huh. Ok then. "I was afraid for my life'. thats it then.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (XEfKE)

372 A new study from researchers at Harvard University says that hooking up carries some risk for transmitting COVID-19 from one partner to the other, and recommends among other practices wearing a face mask while doin it.

besides keeping your mask on you should avoid kissing, as well as any oral-to-anal act, and anything that involves semen or urine. Shower before and after, and clean the space with alcohol wipes or soap.

Orgasms boost the immune system. I read that somewhere.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (miT2W)

So that would mean a blow job is completely out of the question?

Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (NgKpN)

373 Trump needs to counter this nonsense with a massive rally, in a stadium, with no enforced distancing. Watch the Left go more nuts than they are already.

Posted by: Cascadia at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (g1xVJ)

374 "Safe sex during the coronavirus pandemic might soon require protection beyond just the nether regions.


A new study from researchers at Harvard University says that hooking up carries some risk for transmitting COVID-19 from one partner to the other, and recommends among other practices wearing a face mask while doin it.

besides keeping your mask on you should avoid kissing, as well as any oral-to-anal act, and anything that involves semen or urine. Shower before and after, and clean the space with alcohol wipes or soap."

Wait, people still exchange fluids in the 21st century? Disgusting!

Posted by: Lenina Huxley at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (9p+wn)

375 Like the regular poster used to say years ago:

Burn it down. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (rpbg1)

376 your or you're. I no speaka da english.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (r+sAi)

377 From what I'm reading, the NYPD chief probably needs to run for mayor there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (L2ZTs)

378 368 Sorta serious question.

When to I start emptying my bank accounts?

Because I'm kinda starting to think about cleaning them out except for a couple grand in each. Turning those ones and zeros into things that exist.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (BAsqb)

Banks are still useful for bill paying.

Keep a couple of grand in cash on hand. And a pistol. What you can't get with one, you can get with the other if you really, really need to.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (l4C/z)

379 garrett, you know something about a Mossy 500 pump that years of use haven't shown me? Works just fine.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (El6T/)

380 The power brokers on the left are thinking about how to do some looting themselves

401Ks
SEP/IRAs
Bank Accounts
mattresses

the bond has broken

and the toothpaste will never go back into the tube

Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (JgrP5)

381
12 Gauge, 00 Buck.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (NgKpN)

----

Some people recommend the slightly smaller #4 Buckshot.

If you cannot get buckshot or slugs, get the biggest shot you can find, like BB or BBB.

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (+0uDE)

382 370 340 >>>The real MuhNorms and MuhPrinciples was the friends we made along the way.
Posted by: El Kabong

the people I share these with are always like "Who is this El Kabong guy"?
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

He's a man of mystery! Well....a horse of mystery
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (l4C/z)

Only Quickdraw McGraw knows for sure!

Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (NgKpN)

383 320 >>Birdshot is no joke.


No. It is not. At least, inside of 35 yards or so (shot size dependent).

Get close enough and it is ALL a slug.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (PneIX)

When I was about 11, dad took me and a cousin to the woods and found a freshly cut tree that was laying on the ground. The area was being logged.

He told me to take the 870, walk about 30 feet, and shoot it into the open face of the fir tree.

Instant education was the result of the cratered hole the birdshot created.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (sy5kK)

384 Students at the University of Washington are demanding that black
students be given leniency on finals because they are too busy fighting
for [their] rights to sit down and study. The university is advising
professors to do just that.





When black students and up being less educated than other students and hobbled as a result, they'll cry racism again, only that they will forget the racism is theirs.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (9hauA)

385 BTW, I have been told that the tweet about the genius who put Trump stickers on antifa cars, has been taken down.
I forwarded to a bunch of friends.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (ZbwAu)

386 Fishtown protest today - it's literally all white liberals

lol do they think doing this will make them not Evil?

how silly of them! they are still GUILTY

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (j9HX3)

387
No. It is not. At least, inside of 35 yards or so (shot size dependent).

Get close enough and it is ALL a slug.

Posted by: garrett


The #4 Birdshot from 7 yards can really fuck shit up (as I just saw on Paul Herrrel's video ).

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (Qpsm0)

388 Rice Pudding too! Can't have a good Rice Pudding without Raisins.

Posted by: browndog at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (BgMrQ)


Or if you don't eat your meat. You behind the bike shed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (lczh+)

389 They will push for elimination of tear gas as a crowd control technique.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (zr5Kq)


Yep
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (lwiT4)

I've been seeing a lot of parallels between the insurrection here and several Palestinian intifadahs. How they started, were carried out. I also remembered that Donald Trump submitted a ME plan that they say is biased toward Israel, gives permission to "annex WB". Circles in circles. There is more that one hand that is moving recent events.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (zr5Kq)

390 Uh, doesn't every Army recruit go through gasmask training, where yes you get hit with tear gas, and have to take off your mask?

Navy does.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (NgKpN)

So does the Marine Corps. My point was, of course it causes respiratory problems IT'S FUCKING GAS. If it didn't, it wouldn't be any fucking good, would it?

Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (BAsqb)

391 >>garrett, you know something about a Mossy 500 pump that years of use haven't shown me? Works just fine.


Yep. It should be tied to a thin rope and utilized as a drift anchor.

Never let you down. 100% Guaranteed.

You want a shotgun that works like that, as a gun?

You should buy an 870.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (PneIX)

392 Hey, where's that dude who wore a grim reaper costume to the beach a while back and was last seen asking for cash to buy bodybags to hand out?

Has he been showing up at these protests or is he just a cowardly attention-whoring little bitch?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (z4SrG)

393 Begun, the Remington vs Mossberg wars have

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (l4C/z)

394 Mmmm rice pudding

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (L2ZTs)

395 Whites should remove the manifestation of privilege that is hygiene and modern medicine away from these people, tbh.

Posted by: DJ3way at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (bhPL1)

396 12 Gauge, 00 Buck.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (NgKpN)

----

Some people recommend the slightly smaller #4 Buckshot.

If you cannot get buckshot or slugs, get the biggest shot you can find, like BB or BBB.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (+0uDE)

12 gauge 00 Buck is essentially shooting 9 rounds .33 inch in size, at once.

Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

397 If one is buying guns and ammo now you are way behind the curve

I have Y2K ammo on the shelf

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (d1KjJ)

398 I'll bet the two week spike in Covid-19 cases from the rioting, won't be nearly as large as the 13,000 elderly murdered by the governors of NY, NJ, PA, CA, and MI, by deliberately sending infectious patients into nursing homes.

Anyone want to bet?

Posted by: An Observation at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (uqLTH)

399 C-19 risk (that is, an acute case, or even symptoms actually) for the predominant demo in marches is slim anyway. Now - the unhealthy and obese, a lot more risk - but still a bad flu for almost everyone under 50, or even 60.

Not that facts, logic, reality any longer have any place in discussions of any serious topics with an American Dumbed Down Beyond Recognition - And Now Proving It.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:48 PM (El6T/)

400 Whites should remove the manifestation of privilege that is hygiene and modern medicine away from these people, tbh.

Posted by: DJ3way


*snif*snif* I think they've got a head start on that, chief.

Posted by: Brother Tim at June 03, 2020 05:48 PM (OUMaO)

401 397 If one is buying guns and ammo now you are way behind the curve

I have Y2K ammo on the shelf
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (d1KjJ)

The best time to get a gun, ammo and training was years ago.

The second best time is now, before you need it hopefully

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:48 PM (l4C/z)

402 When I guided Bird Hunts 90+% of the in-field gun failures were Mossbergs.

Those guys got to shoot one of the 870s I keep laying around in the bed of my truck.

...for Mossberg owners.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (PneIX)

403 >>Hubs wants to buy a shotgun. I have no clue what to get.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

Jewells, I'm sure that you already know this, but the Frontier Justice off of Strother Road is great. Ask for Caleb.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (dmYb7)

404 I checked my privilege and I'm a quart low.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (aKsyK)

405 Banks are still useful for bill paying.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (l4C/z)

Yeah, I wasn't talking about going full off grid or anything. I just can't shake the feeling like things are getting somewhat wobbly.

Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (BAsqb)

406 And yet I have heard NOTHING about strong TRANS WOMEN OF COLOR!

50,000 of us are MURDERED EVERY DAY!!!!!!!! Silence = Violence!!!!!

Posted by: dumpsterfire at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (zQZJU)

407 Mmmm rice pudding <<<<<

Racist!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (r+sAi)

408 393
Begun, the Remington vs Mossberg wars have

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (l4C/z)

which one is more racist? I want that one...well I have an 870...so does Heidi.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (XEfKE)

409 garrett, I must have lucked out and got one that's reliable. Because it is. Very. Oh well.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (El6T/)

410 Students at the University of Washington are demanding that black students be given leniency on finals because they are too busy fighting for [their] rights to sit down and study. The university is advising professors to do just that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020


*
*

The university should be saying, "You don't pass finals, you fail and are expelled. End of discussion. Oh, you don't like that? You're expelled. End of discussion."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)

411 366 Students at the University of Washington are demanding that black
students be given leniency on finals because they are too busy fighting
for [their] rights to sit down and study. The university is advising
professors to do just that.

I just thought of something that solves alot of things they are asking for and saves a fuckton of money. Just give them college degrees. There is their free education and no college loans. Here ya go, this piece of paper says your smart, no go get that job!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (r

Hey, as long as you can program your computer to login to your remote classroom and display the avatar you identify as, well, that should allow plenty of time to fat fur yur rats.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (e1mEI)

412
Sadly, I'm relegated to puny Shot Shells. I don't know first-hand how effective they would be as a "crowd pleaser," but I did just watch a couple of vids. Not very effective.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (Qpsm0)

413 I just want to thank Ace for reminding us of what our values truly are in his sidebar post of the decade. Our Precious Norms dictate Ace gets all the bearclaws he can eat, and our Sacred Principals are that all the rest of us make sure Ace gets those bearclaws, so I just want to say (in support of Ace) that we should DEPLOY THE NATIONAL GUARD TO SEIZE AND ARREST TRUMP'S TWITTER
ACCOUNT.
Because Trump's twitter account is just not who we are!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (NVYyb)

414 379 garrett, you know something about a Mossy 500 pump that years of use haven't shown me? Works just fine.
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Garrett had a failure with a Mossberg 500, so he's got a thing about them. They're great shotguns, especially when cost is taken into consideration.

Jewells, if you want a basic home defense shotgun on a budget, the Mossberg Maverick 88 is hard to beat for $200. There are lots of reviews on YT.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (sWM8x)

415 BTW - If you can't tell I am jokingly steadfast here.


Buy whatever you want, but I can tell you that I have never hunted with a Mossberg through a full season, nor has anyone I have ever hunted with.

They just fall apart.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (PneIX)

416 405 Banks are still useful for bill paying.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (l4C/z)

Yeah, I wasn't talking about going full off grid or anything. I just can't shake the feeling like things are getting somewhat wobbly.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (BAsqb)

Well, take it out now. If things relax (ha ha, I know), you can put it back in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (l4C/z)

417 Trump needs to counter this nonsense with a massive rally, in a stadium, with no enforced distancing. Watch the Left go more nuts than they are already.
Posted by: Cascadia at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (g1xVJ)

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His voters are the wrong kind of people, the kind that the virus will attack and then spread to everyone else. Don't believe me? Just ask a "scientist".

Which reminds me, where are Drs Fauci and Birx?

Posted by: Decaf at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (xarPm)

418 Read their manifestos. They're both communist groups. One is just overtly racist about it.
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If only there were some way to point out to BLM that antifa seems pretty white.

Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (kOpft)

419 398 I'll bet the two week spike in Covid-19 cases from the rioting, won't be nearly as large as the 13,000 elderly murdered by the governors of NY, NJ, PA, CA, and MI, by deliberately sending infectious patients into nursing homes.

Anyone want to bet?
Posted by: An Observation at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (uqLTH)

I'm willing to be that there won't be any measurable increase at all, much less a "spike", since this whole virus scare was a fraud from the start.

People under 60, unless they have serious health conditions like diabetes or obesity, are basically immune. Always have been. It was idiocy to tell any of them that they needed to be locked up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

420 We need to 'remodel' America. We have let the government become to powerful. So here's what I plan to do when I'm President.
-The federal government agencies, programs, budgets, etc, will be cut by 75 percent.

- The new government, in Trump City, will be located at Kearney Nebraska.
- No current government employee will be allowed in the new government nor in Trump City unless they are being tried.
- No politician who has served more than one term will be allowed in Trump City unless as outlined in preceding.

- The senate will be appointed by individual states and congress will meet by phone conference verified to originate from their homes.

Feedback or additions welcome.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XhWtx)

421 Black African woman challenges BLM crowd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylAh9VjLTiU

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (UjxYw)

422 Obama is giving another instantly forgettable, mediocre speech.



You forget the grading curve Obama lived by.


Clean and articulate, no Negro dialect. Best ever!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (oVJmc)

423 402
When I guided Bird Hunts 90+% of the in-field gun failures were Mossbergs.



Those guys got to shoot one of the 870s I keep laying around in the bed of my truck.



...for Mossberg owners.



Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (PneIX)


Plus Mossberg is a Joo gun.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XEfKE)

424 Really? Huh. Ok then. "I was afraid for my life'. thats it then.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (XEfKE)

----

I was afraid for my family's lives.

I shot to stop him. (Never say kill, never)

And if he turns and runs away, STOP!!!
If others run away, make sure the police know you didn't shoot them after they ran.
Point out tools, weapons, evidence they left.

Then shut up, tell them you need a lawyer, and if necessary hyperventilate and say your chest and left arm hurt. I need to talk to my LAWYER! And Shut up!

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (+0uDE)

425 So. Open air?

Beaches?

Outdoor concerts?

Parks?

MLB?

Looting?

Just stay outside of the buildings.

Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (6KTo6)

426 >>But now I see that if leftwing radicals feel they'd be Psychologically Empowered if they loot a Best Buy, they should say "Fuck Grandma, I'm getting a 4K UHD!!!"

Funny, I got the virtue signaling email today from Best Buy. I made sure to unsubscribe from their crap immediately.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (9V81o)

427 Yeah, I wasn't talking about going full off grid or anything. I just can't shake the feeling like things are getting somewhat wobbly.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (BAsqb)
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My wife and I keep cash and other valuables at home, just in case.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (WEBkv)

428 420 We need to 'remodel' America. We have let the government become to powerful. So here's what I plan to do when I'm President.
-The federal government agencies, programs, budgets, etc, will be cut by 75 percent.

- The new government, in Trump City, will be located at Kearney Nebraska.
- No current government employee will be allowed in the new government nor in Trump City unless they are being tried.
- No politician who has served more than one term will be allowed in Trump City unless as outlined in preceding.

- The senate will be appointed by individual states and congress will meet by phone conference verified to originate from their homes.

Feedback or additions welcome.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XhWtx)

You would need more extensive powers than the President has to do that.

Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (Zm+LZ)

429 The university should be saying, "You don't pass finals, you fail and are expelled. End of discussion. Oh, you don't like that? You're expelled. End of discussion."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)

University: Was George Floyd your dad, granddad, brother?

Black student: No.

University: LOL get stuffed.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (9hauA)

430 When I went to work today I was greeted with three businesses boarded up. I said to my coworker, 'Do they know something we don't know?' Coworker offered to bring her husband's shotgun. I asked her if she knows how to use it, she said no. Me neither, so what use would it be?

Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (+8Yuj)

431 If only there were some way to point out to BLM that antifa seems pretty white.

Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (kOpft)


Look at the day time marches.
Half of them are white.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (UjxYw)

432 351 Hubs wants to buy a shotgun. I have no clue what to get.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)


Mossberg 500 series pump 12 ga. A 500 or a 590.

Easy to operate, won't jam like a semi-auto, low cost, many sized barrels and options, and the top tang safety works for both left handed and right handed shooters.

And there is no other sound in the darkness like a Mossberg pump shotgun getting racked.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (sy5kK)

433 80 year old alcoholics now marching in Washington, demanding free gin

https://tinyurl.com/yda85drk

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (NVYyb)

434 Garrett,

What about Bernellis and Winchesters?

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (+0uDE)

435 Reduced-recoil buckshot and slugs available, that's what I have for "home defense". Easier to handle, plenty of pep. Alternate them. Generally don't have the shotgun out, have a bedside pistola, but to humor the Boss the last week I've had the shotgun out in the evenings. We are not exactly close to any "action" areas.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (El6T/)

436 I love Google.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (UWqZJ)

437 Frasier Crane.. yes I have been there. I wrote his name down here so I won't forget.

I'm sorry I started the Remington/Mossburg war

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (dUJdY)

438 And I am talking dozens of Mossberg 12 ga pumps that have failed through the years.

From triggers, to safety mechs to actions.

Pieces in your hand and no gun to shoot. Never seen an 870 fail. Not once.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (PneIX)

439 430 When I went to work today I was greeted with three businesses boarded up. I said to my coworker, 'Do they know something we don't know?' Coworker offered to bring her husband's shotgun. I asked her if she knows how to use it, she said no. Me neither, so what use would it be?
Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (+8Yuj)

A. This is a good time to learn

B. The sight of a shotgun is a decent deterrent.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (l4C/z)

440 Oh dear, our sacred principles.

Posted by: aelfheld at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (IxDhF)

441 Wilhelm DilCommio invokes John Lennon's song "Imagine".

Imagine there's no leadership,
It's easy if you try...

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (Eicbe)

442 Then shut up, tell them you need a lawyer, and if
necessary hyperventilate and say your chest and left arm hurt. I need
to talk to my LAWYER! And Shut up!



Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (+0uDE)

Thanks for the advice.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (XEfKE)

443 Some clean up may be needed in last thread starting at #522?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (Dhht7)

444 439
A. This is a good time to learn

B. The sight of a shotgun is a decent deterrent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (l4C/z)

========

The zombies in Doom never learn, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (UWqZJ)

445 Me neither, so what use would it be?

My limited knowledge is you just point in the general direction.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (dUJdY)

446 I haven't received any virtue signaling emails yet. I must be doing something right.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (1vIuC)

447 I love my mossberg 500. I like my 930 too. The 500 is a fine gun. Learn joe to use it though. A pump gun has its quirks. loading it is slow.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (0OmEj)

448 215 >>Has a very long barrel, though in terms of ammo I have mostly bird shot. Some slugs.

Looks like shopping time.


870 barrels can be bought and shipped to your door in a matter of a day.

Buy a nice slug barrel. They are compact and a 12 ga slug is a vicious thing.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (PneIX)


You already have a good gun, just buy another barrel like garrett says.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

449 Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (+8Yuj)

Call her and tell her to have her husband teach her right now, and go shooting soonest.

You should learn too.

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (+0uDE)

450 not sure this is going to enhance the value of NYC real estate, which was already in a slight downturn

Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (JgrP5)

451 Plus Mossberg is a Joo gun.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XEfKE)

Why always a pump?

Never had my semi-auto FTF.

Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (6KTo6)

452 434
Garrett,



What about Bernellis and Winchesters?



Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (+0uDE)

No Italians!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (XEfKE)

453 Then shut up, tell them you need a lawyer, and if necessary hyperventilate and say your chest and left arm hurt. I need to talk to my LAWYER! And Shut up!

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (+0uDE)


Isn't there a national organization that will automatically provide a support and a lawyer?
National Law Shield?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (UjxYw)

454 Not sure, but I think Mossberg is the Swedish variety of the name, not the jooo one (which it isn't much, anyway). Guessing from the colors/design of the Swedish flag on the company logo. Just a guess.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (El6T/)

455
If only there were some way to point out to BLM that antifa seems pretty white.
Posted by: Methos


They both probably assume that they can use the other to achieve their ends until no longer deemed useful.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (aKsyK)

456 I'm gonna' get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
I'm gonna' get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

When I kill me the whities I see,
Then, Whitie, he won't bother me.

I'm gonna' get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Protestor at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (Eicbe)

457 "Oh I see -- it's not a substantial health risk for looters to cram into a store and touch everything with their paws, but it is an unconscionable health risk for the police to use tear gas to disperse them."

So . . . lead instead of tear gas. Got it.

Posted by: aelfheld at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (IxDhF)

458 NC douche governor will not relax Wuhan restrictions for the GOP convention, so Trump is looking for another venue outside the state.

I completely believe this bullshit has been planned since the beginning. Enjoy losing all that money NC. Dicks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (AFSld)

459 I have 3k+ through an 870 and no failures

The moss burg safety is in the wrong place

Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (d1KjJ)

460 A lot of bullets, ideally.

If that's .40, fine. But you can get .40 performance out of 9mm +P or +P+.
If it's .380, also fine. Ball .380 will do the job if you can't afford expensive Underwood ammo.

Hip carry, I go with either 9mm JHP or a .45 shooting 230 grain ball. I've got pistols that will both shoot accurately with either.

Doesn't matter. Pistols are not rifles. Get something reliable and accurate for you.


Lucky Gunner has data on a bunch of different self-defense ammo.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5dfs4ma

Most .380 ammo either under penetrates or over penetrates. Over penetration usually means it didn't expand much or at all.

88 Grain JHP - Remington HTP is the notable exception.

For .40, 180 gr BJHP - Remington Ultimate Defense has great expansion and penetration depth is in the goldylocks zone.

Of course, all of this is for human targets which are not behind barriers.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (UW2ZS)

461 Sadly, I'm relegated to puny Shot Shells. I don't know first-hand how
effective they would be as a "crowd pleaser," but I did just watch a
couple of vids. Not very effective.


There was a 12 year old kid in Alaska who killed a charging Kodiak bear with a .410 pump loaded with bird shot. You simply have to be a little closer to your target for that stuff to work.

Posted by: An Observation at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (uqLTH)

462 Who knew these 500 empty wine bottles would come in handy?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (x29ff)

463 Jewells, if you want a basic home defense shotgun on a budget, the Mossberg Maverick 88 is hard to beat for $200. There are lots of reviews on YT.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (sWM8x)

Concur. My Maverick 88 is a superb home defense weapon, and for the price, I want to get at least one more to place in different parts of the house. Keep 'er clean she'll never fail.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mask-less at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (x8Wzq)

464 It was stunning and brave of Pelosi to leave behind all her designer ice cream and get close to the proles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

465 435 Reduced-recoil buckshot and slugs available, that's what I have for "home defense".
---
Same here. I keep Remington LE reduced recoil 00 buck in mine. You lose one pellet, but I think the recoil reduction is worth it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (sWM8x)

466 I have had a few older Winchesters that I loved. Also some Daly and Savage guns that were serviceable.

Benellis are nice guns and I believe for a while Franchis were built by the same company, but I have not kept up on who owns what and where it is built these days

I shoot a browning, mostly. Or a few vintage Double Barrels. But I ALWAYS have at least one 870 in my rigs. They are simply the most reliable shotgun I havev ever come across.

BTW - I also had a Savage that was the scariest gun I have ever owned. That thing had fangs. Eventually I had to give it to a gunsmith friend as it had tried to bite me too many times.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (PneIX)

467 Has there ever been a virus more situational than coronavirus? It's amazing.

"His voters are the wrong kind of people, the kind that the virus will attack and then spread to everyone else. Don't believe me? Just ask a "scientist".

Which reminds me, where are Drs Fauci and Birx?"

Trump needs to announce his supporters are naturally immune and will be putting on two or three dozen rallies over the next few months. It wouldn't be any less ludicrous than the lies the Left told.

Drs. Fauci and Birx probably have cashed out and retreated to New Zealand.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (puu6v)

468 If you haven't declared war yet on Democrats, WHY NOT?
They've DEFINITELY declared war on YOU. And they want you DEAD.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (SH7Tr)

469 451
Plus Mossberg is a Joo gun.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XEfKE)



Why always a pump?



Never had my semi-auto FTF.

Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (6KTo6)

MossBERG....get it. MossBERG.....? MossSTEIN doesn't work. Mossawitz? Huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (XEfKE)

470 All the matters with a shotgun is which end is business. But that's why I tell new shooters/home defenders get a good over/under - all you have time for is two rounds anyway and they are foolproof - loaded? yes/no safety off yes no? pointed right way yes/no?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (nFRLh)

471 435 Reduced-recoil buckshot and slugs available, that's what I have for "home defense". Easier to handle, plenty of pep. Alternate them. Generally don't have the shotgun out, have a bedside pistola, but to humor the Boss the last week I've had the shotgun out in the evenings. We are not exactly close to any "action" areas.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (El6T/)


For a new or smaller user wouldn't a 20 be OK?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (UjxYw)

472 I own both Mossberg and Remington. Is there a problem with that? I've had them both for years. In fact I was given the Remington 1100 on my 15th birthday. Fourteen years ago. Great guns.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (NVYyb)

473 Posted by: aelfheld at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (IxDhF)
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Troll or moby?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (Dhht7)

474 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (Ei5/T)

475 You guys seen any of the white privilege virtue signalers out today? At first, they are a bit circumspect about just dropping it like a turd in the punchbowl. But they get around to it, eventually.


AND THEN THE MOCKOFF BEGINS.


Guy ran away claiming that the discussion "dissolved" into "pigeon chess."


And then, I had some fun.


That's species-ist. Woe is me. Will this oppression never end?


I identify as a pigeon, and you and your kind have oppressed me for far too long.


I demand that you get down on one knee, renounce your human privilege (in pidgin, of course), and pay reparations in the sum of one hundred pounds of bird seed per month, or me and my pigeon-kind will relentlessly bomb you and your vehicles until you submit to my superior pigeon adversities.


Deal?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (KnJdm)

476 Thank you to whomever posted the link to the video of the black girl speaking truth to the crowd (and subsequent white girl tries to argue with her). I enjoyed it!

https://tinyurl.com/y8bo4ghg

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (xU7mE)

477 Pillage, loot, burn... There's a significant dearth in the rape department...

Posted by: Riot Groupie at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (r4jId)

478 Thanks guys! I've written all this down! I think we may go shopping soon!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (dUJdY)

479 A. This is a good time to learn

B. The sight of a shotgun is a decent deterrent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (l4C/z)

Yeah, its like my .45s

My Sig? When you hear it slide home, is intimidating.

Don't get that with my Single Action Uberti.

But from a safe to a fire condition? from a holster?

My Single Action is a whole lot faster.

Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (NgKpN)

480 Just got an email that DoorDash is sending $500k to BLM. Bye bye DD!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (L2ZTs)

481 Does lead have the same drawbacks as tear gas?

Posted by: aelfheld at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (IxDhF)

482 Plus Mossberg is a Joo gun.


If you saw off the barrel, does a gentile shotgun become a Jew gun?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

483 I also own an old Ithaca pump but my shoulder hates that gun. I just bought my daughter a Beretta, because she shoots at a gun club where that's a low brow as they can accept.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (NVYyb)

484 I checked my privilege and I'm a quart low.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (aKsyK)

Beat me to it...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (p0pYQ)

485 458 NC douche governor will not relax Wuhan restrictions for the GOP convention, so Trump is looking for another venue outside the state.

I completely believe this bullshit has been planned since the beginning. Enjoy losing all that money NC. Dicks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (AFSld)


He picked NC to help push it over the line.
His pick will be a needy state.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (UjxYw)

486 And there is no other sound in the darkness like a Mossberg pump shotgun getting racked.

Honestly, I'm sick of this talking point. I've seen plenty of videos of idiot perps charging at a cop with a knife in their hands even as they're being shot at.

If the sound of incoming rounds doesn't deter that guy, a shotgun ka-chunk isn't doing squat.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (UW2ZS)

487 412
Sadly, I'm relegated to puny Shot Shells. I don't know first-hand how effective they would be as a "crowd pleaser," but I did just watch a couple of vids. Not very effective.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (Qpsm0)

Deer slugs for interpersonal. Buckshot for area supression.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (e1mEI)

488 Used 590s in USMC security forces. Even thrashed, only ever saw one break that I can think of. The safety is in a good spot and the action release button is at the rear of the trigger guard-- where it should be-- so you can hit it with your middle finger without moving your firing hand.

Never owned an 870 so no comment but the 590 is good.

Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (BAsqb)

489 That supposedly well-meaning, American "elites" are not universally repulsed at Ex-President Obama "Addressing the Nation" as a blatant attempt to delegitimize the duly elected President has depressed me more than the riots.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (lcQJG)

490 Braenyard, nothing at all wrong with 20ga. I think specialty ammo available for that too. A solid approach to look at for smaller/female shooters is a "youth" 20ga, using reduced recoil ammo. 18.5-inch barrel, if it's for home defense. Know several couples where that was the solution for the wife's firearm needs.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (El6T/)

491 480
Just got an email that DoorDash is sending $500k to BLM. Bye bye DD!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (L2ZTs)

AirbnB I heard.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (XEfKE)

492 Bought my Dad a Silver Snipe in 20 ga a decade or two back. What a gorgeous gun.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (PneIX)

493 Where can I find a Mossberg 500 20 gauge?


Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (p0pYQ)

494 I'm beginning to get seriously pissed off.

It takes a lot but when I blow up, nobody wants to be near. Previously, I just fired a lot of people, evicted many, or ended business/suppliers relationships.
Now it will be different. I could never understand why people would push me to the brink and then BOOM!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (pw+jk)

495 458 I think Trump just won North Carolina by getting the convention out of there. Face it, the only "losers" in North Carolina are all the workers who would have been employed for those few days, and I would wager most of them would have voted for the (D) anyway. The rest of the GOP voters could care less where the convention was held, but they DO hold grudges on Democrat governors who make the decisions anyway.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (SH7Tr)

496 Is Gaylord done talking about himself yet?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

497 Feedback or additions welcome.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XhWtx)

Amend the Constitution to require voters are taxpayers. Even if they collect a pension or SS, they need to either pay taxes equivalent to more than an ounce of gold, or contribute the same to the treasury for four Calendar years consecutively.

Not a fixed dollar amount, an amount of gold or silver.

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (+0uDE)

498 It's way past time for an open and honest national dialogue about who the hell keeps putting raisins in things that raisins have no business being in, e.g. food.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020


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Seconded. Raisins to me look like little wingless flies in my cereal or (God help us all) bagels.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (rpbg1)

499 If you have to rack your gun to make a scary sound, you have one less shell than you should in there.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (PneIX)

500 Where can I find a Mossberg 500 20 gauge?




Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (p0pYQ)==
Check out JandG sales.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:02 PM (pw+jk)

501 Troll or moby?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (Dhht7)

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Just fooling around. No trolling intended.

Posted by: aelfheld at June 03, 2020 06:02 PM (IxDhF)

502 If you saw off the barrel, does a gentile shotgun become a Jew gun?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

i laughed Peebs.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 06:02 PM (XEfKE)

503 @351 Saiga-12

Posted by: Natasha at June 03, 2020 06:02 PM (hbrUW)

504 493 Where can I find a Mossberg 500 20 gauge?


Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (p0pYQ)

Bud's Gun Shop
Gunbroker

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 06:02 PM (l4C/z)

505 Feedback or additions welcome.
Posted by: Eromero

legislators voting for tax increases must give up a good faith thumb

Posted by: x at June 03, 2020 06:03 PM (nFwvY)

506 >>Where can I find a Mossberg 500 20 gauge?


Check the dumpsters behind the Gun Shops.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 06:03 PM (PneIX)

507 For a new or smaller user wouldn't a 20 be OK?
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I think so, but as with everything involving guns, many people would disagree.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 06:03 PM (sWM8x)

508 All the ones mentioned are within the budget we have to work with right now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

509 20 GA is more than sufficient.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 06:04 PM (PneIX)

510 368 Sorta serious question.

When to I start emptying my bank accounts?

Because I'm kinda starting to think about cleaning them out except for a couple grand in each. Turning those ones and zeros into things that exist.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (BAsqb)


EVERYONE should have a few hundred in $1's and 5's somewhere in the house, right next to the water, food, and ammo stashes. You won't get any change in a havoc situation if you give someone a $20 from the ATM machine.

It won't ever go stale, and if everything gets sunny again, you can spend it.

It's not like you are getting any interest from the bank.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 06:04 PM (sy5kK)

511 me and my pigeon-kind will relentlessly bomb you and your vehicles until you submit to my superior pigeon adversities.


Deal?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 03, 2020


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They're already bombing my car. How about this counteroffer? We use a flamethrower, and the wild dogs feast on roast pigeons?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2020 06:04 PM (rpbg1)

512
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (pw+jk)

Please get some help. We all feel the same. Talk it out.

Find someone to help you talk it out, and find a constructive outlet. Make a positive portion of your live better. Help a friend make their life better.

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 06:05 PM (+0uDE)

513 479 A. This is a good time to learn

B. The sight of a shotgun is a decent deterrent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (l4C/z)

Yeah, its like my .45s

My Sig? When you hear it slide home, is intimidating.

Don't get that with my Single Action Uberti.

But from a safe to a fire condition? from a holster?

My Single Action is a whole lot faster.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (NgKpN)

With the Bugaloo and crowds, I really want fast reloading. I can reload my CZ, XD or Glocks without too much conscious thought.

But I do love the look and feel of my Ruger Vaquero

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 06:06 PM (l4C/z)

514 Jewells, if you want a basic home defense shotgun on
a budget, the Mossberg Maverick 88 is hard to beat for $200. There are
lots of reviews on YT.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (sWM8x)



Concur. My Maverick 88 is a superb home defense weapon, and for the
price, I want to get at least one more to place in different parts of
the house. Keep 'er clean she'll never fail.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mask-less at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (x8Wzq)

==Went shooting trall with some buddies and took the challenge of using a self defense shotgun versus their high end over/unders.
I shot even with a Maverick with them. I know, spread and all but that was the deal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:08 PM (pw+jk)

515 Hey, who put raisins on my pizza?!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)

516 403 >>Hubs wants to buy a shotgun. I have no clue what to get.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

Jewells, I'm sure that you already know this, but the Frontier Justice off of Strother Road is great. Ask for Caleb.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (dmYb7)


Jewels has her own firearms expert and store down the road a ways?

Take all the moron shotgun wars stuff from us morons, print it out, and show it to this expert.

It will make his day. I promise you, he will be your instant friend.

And after he stops laughing, he will work with you to get you the one that is perfect for you.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 06:12 PM (sy5kK)

517 Hey, who put raisins on my pizza?!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)
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No idea.

Posted by: The Rat while whistling innocently
at June 03, 2020 06:12 PM (WEBkv)

518 So being an Antifacrat means you have a license to do anything and are immune to COVID. Sign me up!

Posted by: Anti-Antifa at June 03, 2020 06:12 PM (N2tT1)

519 Deer slugs for interpersonal. Buckshot for area supression.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (e1mEI)

NO! It is not an area weapon. Buckshot shoots a narrow cone of shot, and there are only like nine or twelve shot total. At 25 yards, the pattern will only be 18 or so inches in diameter. That is a vey small target.

Try it out. Bring a large target to your range and try it.

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 06:12 PM (+0uDE)

520
garrett, my late dad always brought his 870 as a back-up, when his 1100 jammed and the big flock flew over.

But we didn't go hungry, because of my Mossberg 500 (I bought at 12 years old, with the money I earned picking berries). And our dog knew who dropped those ducks.

When we would go pheasant hunting in the afternoons after the ducks quit flying, the dog always hung by me, not dad.

Very smart dog.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 06:15 PM (sy5kK)

521 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (pw+jk)



Please get some help. We all feel the same. Talk it out.



Find someone to help you talk it out, and find a constructive
outlet. Make a positive portion of your live better. Help a friend
make their life better.





Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 06:05 PM (+0uDE)

==
Thanks. I've been that way for a long time. I take the shit then get pissed.
But hey, that is why I created my first company. It was to put my former company out of business which I did. THen started two other comanies that were very successful.
I should let people know sooner that they are pissing me off but I'm working on it.

I appreciate your concern.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:16 PM (pw+jk)

522 393 Begun, the Remington vs Mossberg wars have
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (l4C/z)


Are there riots in the Red cities yet?

Because the Blue cities have no idea what we are talking about.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 06:19 PM (sy5kK)

523 293
Yellow supremacy is a lethal public health issue that predates and contributes to COVID-19.


SCIENCE!

Posted by: Glenn John at June 03, 2020 06:22 PM (LilNs)

524 459 I have 3k+ through an 870 and no failures

The moss burg safety is in the wrong place
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (d1KjJ)



Obviously, you are not left-handed.

Try operating an 870 safety being left-handed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

525
NO! It is not an area weapon. Buckshot shoots a narrow cone of shot, and there are only like nine or twelve shot total. At 25 yards, the pattern will only be 18 or so inches in diameter. That is a vey small target.

Try it out. Bring a large target to your range and try it.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 06:12 PM

Okay, okay. I was thinking long distance with a single weapon. Hauling a 12 lb bronze Napoleon is a lot of work.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 03, 2020 06:28 PM (e1mEI)

526 .

Large gatherings are OK as long as you are smashing shit and somebody is getting their ass kicked.

So our annual family reunion is a go next week.

Posted by: Mongo at June 03, 2020 08:11 PM (23TvB)

527 .

These riots are all teed up by the left and are ready to go when they decide.
I wonder how many other 'trigger' events there were in the last couple of months while we were locked down.
And I'd like to compare that info to the polling on how the lockdowns were affecting Democrat politicians.

Because I suspect the DNC and media could have triggered these riots any time they wanted, and that as soon as the support for the Democrat lockdowns went negative they used the next event which happened to be George Floyd to start the media driven rioting.

Posted by: Mongo at June 03, 2020 08:18 PM (23TvB)

528 Jim Carrey is wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Is he white supremacist?

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at June 04, 2020 07:33 AM (hrHLc)

529 The US is NOT a racist country. I believe Obama and the OFA have planned this siege.
Stealing 70 luxury cars is NOT combatting racism it is contributing to our prison populations.

Wake up America!

Democrats are trying to overthrow the greatest Country in the world

Posted by: JKM at June 04, 2020 08:15 AM (lXFwi)

530 Yep it was all Chinese and democrat B/S.Personally I do not know anyone who has had or has COVID 19.That leads me to believe along with current events this was just a way to make Americans vote democrat and blame Trump.
The looters are now addicted to free stuff, they will NOT go back to paying for stuff again.From now on only deplorables and whites will have to pay for increasingly more expensive goods due to looting, socialism for a percentage of the population is now in effect.Welcome to the new world order.It's gonna cost you.

Posted by: obsidian at June 04, 2020 12:06 PM (7+yqP)

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