Israel Strikes Hezballah Offices in Syrian Capital of Damascus

Tuesday night the Syrian Minister of Defense said that seven people were killed and 11 wounded in an aerial attack that struck a building in the Mezzah quarter of Damascus, the capital of Syria. Rescue operations are already underway.
According to the Syrian media, the attack was carried out by Israel, which in the last year had already struck multiple times buildings in Messeh, the location of the embassies and the local offices of the UN, and in the rest of the city. Israel sometimes does not claim responsibility for these attacks.
According to the Saudi Arabian television station "Al Hadath," the objective of the attack was the leadership of the Lebansese division of the political and militant group Hezballah that is responsible for bringing weapons into Lebanon at the invitation of Iran, the main supporter of the organization.

I did need Google translate's help on the second part of that last sentence. Too many verbs in a car crash of a cluster. Otherwise, l'ho fatto facilemente, ero benissimo. But that's only because of luck of the draw -- they used the few words I actually know.

❗️🇮🇱⚔️🇸🇾🇮🇷 - Israeli airstrikes hit the al-Mazzeh suburb of Damascus, Syria, near the Iranian Embassy.

Syrian media, including Sham Radio, confirmed casualties and reported extensive damage at the target site.

Reports that a "senior official" was targeted and possibly… pic.twitter.com/S4v5F8Yxkh
— 🔥🗞The Informant (@theinformant_x) October 8, 2024

Reports are that Israel evaporated five high-ranking Hezballah terror commanders.

#BREAKING: It is now confirmed that the #Israel Air Force successfully eliminated 5 high ranking members of #Hezbollah‌ terrorist organization in an apartment building in Al-Mezzeh neighborhood of #Damascus. They were in #Syria to meet an #IRGC General from Quds Force. pic.twitter.com/5XIuto2P1X
— Babak Taghvaee - The Crisis Watch (@BabakTaghvaee1) October 8, 2024

Yesterday, Kamala Harris (Secret Service codename: Shallow Throat) revealed her plan for stopping Israel from killing her patrons and friends in Hamas and Iran. Her answer: She has a plan to get a plan.

She had no answer when asked why Israel is just blowing her (and Biden) off, and how that would be different in the future. Shallow Throat just kept babbling that they're doing "work" and this "work" is resulting in Israel doing... things which she never specifies.

Never fear; CBS "News" is here to edit Shallow Throat's word salad into something resembling coherence (from a distance, at least):

Remember Kamala’s word salad answer about Israel on 60 Minutes? It’s gone.

This is what many Americans will now see. pic.twitter.com/H4w7btDv6x
— MAZE (@mazemoore) October 8, 2024

Yeah I linked that already. Some people don't see every post.

Get off my back, Dad! I have my own ideas! I don't need to follow your old "only post the same bit once" fuddy-duddy plan!

I'm part of a new generation and I'm just coming into My Sexuality!

"My Sexuality" is, yes, the name of my happysock. What of it, "Dad"?!!

Leave me alone! I'm locking myself in my room and listening to the Pixies!

Posted by: Ace at 05:22 PM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 05:23 PM (aKxz7)

2 Corgis called. No, not the ladies of the IDF.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 05:24 PM (aKxz7)

3
I learned it from YOU, dad!

Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024 05:24 PM (YECkM)

4 Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Also, how could I show up here to teach a class and forget a hair tie?!?

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 05:24 PM (QzINz)

5 Top 7?!?

Posted by: Grayman27 at October 08, 2024 05:24 PM (pgwxJ)

6 Kamala's just angry that they're ignoring her requests to give them blow jobs to make peace.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 08, 2024 05:24 PM (VNX3d)

7 Do we need to ask ace to put down the bong and the Peruvian Marching Powder?

I mean, how else can we explain the yacht rock obsession?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 05:25 PM (tT6L1)

8 Well, that escalated quickly...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2024 05:25 PM (Q4IgG)

9 Like I mentioned it before people already saw the original 60 minutes and the lowlights are everywhere.

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 05:26 PM (IyPmt)

10 Let he who hasn't masterbated into a sock whilst listening to the Pixies cast the first stone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 05:26 PM (/P8AX)

11 Kamala seems like she's always either just getting high or just getting unhigh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 05:27 PM (/P8AX)

12 6 Kamala's just angry that they're ignoring her requests to give them blow jobs to make peace.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 08, 2024 05:24 PM (VNX3d)

She's 60 so you'd have to be desperate

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 05:27 PM (IyPmt)

13 "He's listening to the Pixies. So hes gay, but we dont know how gay."
"Maybe he's the man in the relationship. He doesn't have any soccer posters, does he?"

Posted by: Wally at October 08, 2024 05:28 PM (5NVWE)

14 I'm locking myself in my room and listening to the Pixies!

There is a spell for that: Peskipiksi Pesternomi !!!

Posted by: Professor Lockhart at October 08, 2024 05:28 PM (TX4bP)

15 I will humbly ask for prayers for some family I have in Tampa who I never wish to see or speak to again but still obviously hope are ok.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 05:29 PM (lX8VI)

16 Ace, in un post precedente abbiamo parlato di un modo per renderti italiano onorario per il giorno di Colombo. Abbiamo bisogno di una cerimonia di iniziazione.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2024 05:29 PM (fB/cf)

17 I don't even know who The Pixies except that it's a group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2024 05:29 PM (q+j7u)

18 It's all so tiresome.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 08, 2024 05:30 PM (RMjVS)

19 Yea … Pixies … gay-ya!

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 08, 2024 05:30 PM (Ss0+k)

20 My Sexuality" is, yes, a sock. What of it, "Dad"?!!

Leave me alone! I'm locking myself in my room and listening to the Pixies!
Posted by: Ace at 05:22 PM

All I wanted was a Pepsi!

Posted by: ST at October 08, 2024 05:30 PM (Izpxn)

21 The Pixels > The Pixies

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:30 PM (YqDXo)

22 I don't understand why the Joooz! in Israel use ordinary bombs. You'd think they'd borrow the keys to the weather machine from their American cousins.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 05:30 PM (tT6L1)

23 You treat that sock nice and she'll last you a long time.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 08, 2024 05:30 PM (qE/sW)

24 Ace has made it to his Teen Groot phase.

Smart military blogs grow up so fast.

Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:31 PM (H2CGt)

25 Get off my back, Dad! I have my own ideas! I don't need to follow your old "only post the same bit once" fuddy-duddy plan!
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Whoa... since when has only post the same bit once ever been a rule around here?

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 05:31 PM (lX8VI)

26 Jets coach Saleh wore a Lebanon/Hezbollah patch on his game day outfit. He was fired today and escorted out of the building.

Give him a pager on his way out.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 08, 2024 05:31 PM (wBaIH)

27 I love the whole 1984 vibe given off everyday in the MSM.

Maybe we can pass a law that no one can work for the government if a spouse or “domestic partner” works in the media.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 08, 2024 05:31 PM (gYHPZ)

28 17 I don't even know who The Pixies except that it's a group.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2024 05:29 PM (q+j7u)

Just looked them up... Gay

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 05:31 PM (IyPmt)

29 At what point do these various countries invite Hezbollah to unass their country?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

30 Ace,

If you are going to your room to listen to the Pixies "Surfer Rosa" album, you should probably take the album cover with you.

https://tinyurl.com/7j2e39jw

NSFW!

I have heard that is has certain "therapeutic" powers.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 08, 2024 05:32 PM (HlyYF)

31 When did ace turn into an hysterical teenage girl? I mean... Yacht rock and daddy issues. What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on here?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 08, 2024 05:32 PM (4XwPj)

32 Bluhbidah bluh blubluh Rico Suave.

Posted by: Butt-head at October 08, 2024 05:32 PM (DTX3h)

33 Come on.....she worked at McDonalds!!!!

Posted by: Orson at October 08, 2024 05:32 PM (dIske)

34 Jets coach Saleh wore a Lebanon/Hezbollah patch on his game day outfit. He was fired today and escorted out of the building.

Give him a pager on his way out.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 08, 2024 05:31 PM (wBaIH)

So being a terrible coach wasn't enough?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 05:33 PM (n7h9X)

35 I will humbly ask for prayers for some family I have in Tampa who I never wish to see or speak to again but still obviously hope are ok.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 05:29 PM (lX8VI)
________________

I just finished speaking with a cousin who is in Ocala (central Florida), and he and his wife are OK, and planning to stay put.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

36 This is what croc wearing does to a man.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 05:33 PM (/P8AX)

37 " Israel sometimes does not claim responsibility for these attacks."

You know who did accept responsibility for the Waco attack?

Me.

Posted by: zombie Janet Reno at October 08, 2024 05:33 PM (a3Q+t)

38 What were those military leaders from Lebanese Hezbollah doing in Syria? We'll never know!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 08, 2024 05:33 PM (3bS+W)

39 Hahaha-

Love the Pixies gag. That is wholesome comedy, right there.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 05:34 PM (k54EX)

40 Wasn't there a story or something about Damascus being really important to the plot towards the end of some Book or other?

Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:34 PM (H2CGt)

41 My take on all this? You'd lose an axle off-roading down Megyn's right shoulder.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 05:34 PM (wzAuc)

42 Jets coach Saleh wore a Lebanon/Hezbollah patch on his game day outfit. He was fired today and escorted out of the building.

Give him a pager on his way out.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 08, 2024 05:31 PM (wBaIH)
__________________

"And STAY out!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

43 I'm part of a new generation and I'm just coming into My Sexuality!

Do Ewoks go through something similar to Pon Farr?

Asking for the blog.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 08, 2024 05:35 PM (a3Q+t)

44 You know, Megyn would do well to eat a few cheeseburgers. With fries.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 05:35 PM (pohLc)

45 Wasn't there a story or something about Damascus being really important to the plot towards the end of some Book or other?
Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:34 PM (H2CGt)

Think that was the road upon which Saul became Apostle Paul

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 05:35 PM (n7h9X)

46 Sham Wow Radio

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2024 05:36 PM (63Dwl)

47 Sham Radio, your local fake news outlet.

Posted by: See BS at October 08, 2024 05:37 PM (qUkBO)

48 My take on all this? You'd lose an axle off-roading down Megyn's right shoulder.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 05:34 PM (wzAuc)
________________

She has cute little arms and shoulders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

49 Israel strikes Damascus the day after Kamalas 60 Minutes interview and now Melania Is on The Five? Coincidence?

Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 05:37 PM (OaRnr)

50 I giggle like an hysterical spider monkey every time I read Throat GOAT.

I bet that dumb bitch could eat a tin can and 100 feet of barbed wire if the grass on the East Lawn gets too short.

Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:37 PM (H2CGt)

51 Hmmm… the album cover would indicate “ not-gay”…

Posted by: tubal at October 08, 2024 05:37 PM (PCK5/)

52 44 You know, Megyn would do well to eat a few cheeseburgers. With fries.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 05:35 PM (pohLc)
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I bet she's always in the gym. When you already eat healthy, but don't get enough protein and are burning calories in the gym every day you can get skinny. Skinny looks starts to look unhealthy at a point.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 08, 2024 05:37 PM (3bS+W)

53 What were those military leaders from Lebanese Hezbollah doing in Syria? We'll never know!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 08, 2024 05:33 PM (3bS+W)

at a guess, trying to avoid what happened to the last three Hez leaders in meetings in Beirut.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 05:38 PM (n7h9X)

54 Saleh was an excellent defensive coach, undone by a prima Donna aged QB, who went over his bald head to get his way.

The Hezbollah support was so Jets it hurt. Losers love losers!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 08, 2024 05:38 PM (wBaIH)

55 She has cute little arms and shoulders.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:37 PM

In fairness, so do I.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at October 08, 2024 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)

56 Jets coach Saleh wore a Lebanon/Hezbollah patch on his game day outfit. He was fired today and escorted out of the building.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 08, 2024 05:31 PM (wBaIH)

He wore a Lebanese flag because his parents are from Lebanon. He didn't wear a Hezbollah flag or patch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 08, 2024 05:38 PM (d9fT1)

57 Thank you, Oldcat. Shows I need to open the Good Book more often. I was thinking Revelations.

Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:38 PM (H2CGt)

58 ***Israel Strikes Hezballah Offices in Syrian Capital of Damascus***
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As the IAF sings to Iran, - > I'm working my way back to you, babe, You're my lonely hearts desire. I'm working my way back to you, babe, I'm going to set your life afire.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 08, 2024 05:38 PM (RH5d9)

59 Son, I know you're in your rebellious phase. However, there will be no more screwing in the house. We heard your four minutes followed by your whimpering at the big moment last night.

Posted by: Dad at October 08, 2024 05:38 PM (2bFN5)

60 >>>Leave me alone! I'm locking myself in my room and listening to the Pixies!

LOL Sifty, calling it Ace's Teen Groot phase.

Nowadays it's storming off and watching the Skibidi Toilet videos, which, by the way, are getting turned into a motion picture directed by Michael Bay.

Michael. Bay. Skibidi. Toilet.

I feel like we live in some surreal artist's weird timeline, but all the art is Duchamp's Fountain and Yoko Ono and that naked man in a towel painting, the aggressively ugly artist, that we got tortured with a while back.

Posted by: LizLem at October 08, 2024 05:39 PM (QAK8m)

61 There's no need for any October surprises, the weather is doing its best to help the Dems steal the election. I hope there are enough good people in the country to outvote even that gigantic steal.

Posted by: Decaf at October 08, 2024 05:39 PM (unUNN)

62 Yeah, Surfer Rosa won the Oscar for Best Tits on an Album Cover back in 89.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 05:39 PM (k54EX)

63
I just finished speaking with a cousin who is in Ocala (central Florida), and he and his wife are OK, and planning to stay put.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

My friend in Ft. Myers isn't leaving. He had no damage from Ian.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2024 05:39 PM (63Dwl)

64 She has cute little arms and shoulders.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:37 PM

In fairness, so do I.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at October 08, 2024 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)
_________________

They're not cute on guys, nitwit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

65 Posted by: ...

Prayers for them and for all those affected by the storm.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 05:40 PM (Me9WP)

66 Oh Megan how I'd love to disappoint you. Let me count the ways.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 08, 2024 05:40 PM (wBaIH)

67
Who would ever think that placing an infant in an oven and then having the parents witness the experience would drive 'the Jews' into a frenzy of retribution.

-- The next 12 hour leader of Hezbollah.

/ Hopefully the next 1 hour leader of Hezbollah.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 05:41 PM (RKVpM)

68 Happysock and Stiffsock would be the complete pair, right?

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (R2gO3)

69 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

70 52 44 You know, Megyn would do well to eat a few cheeseburgers. With fries.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 05:35 PM (pohLc)
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I bet she's always in the gym. When you already eat healthy, but don't get enough protein and are burning calories in the gym every day you can get skinny. Skinny looks starts to look unhealthy at a point.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 08, 2024 05:37 PM (3bS+W)

What is the attraction here?

She’s got the head of a Praying Mantis !

And she obviously uses the same gym routine as that sack of antlers Ann Coulter.

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (TTAGa)

71 Harris' campaign has been trying to separate her from the Biden Administration.

Harris then says on The View today that she wouldn't have done anything differently than Biden did.

So, once again, she was unprepared for even the simplest, most to-be-expected question.

Imagine now a Harris Presidency.

Posted by: See BS at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (qUkBO)

72 Wow…. That CBS edit. Unfortunately I can’t hate them anymore than I already do. Worse than Cold War Pravda

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (ANuwa)

73 >>> 64 She has cute little arms and shoulders.

We no longer get posts on cheerleaders with pointy elbows...posts on podcast/TV hosts with clearly pointy elbows?

Posted by: LizLem at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (QAK8m)

74 Wasn't there a story or something about Damascus being really important to the plot towards the end of some Book or other?
Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:34 PM (H2CGt)

The plains of Armageddon are closer to the coast, modern day Megiddo in Israel itself it looks.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (n7h9X)

75 Walz makes a series of gaffes at the veep debate. Alabama loses to Vandy. DOW hits record highs. And we're to believe it's all unconnected?

Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (OaRnr)

76 The Hezbollah retirement and severance package is out of the world

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (rOxFH)

77 I think Megan has some kind of serious degenerative condition.

Posted by: pawn at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (QB+5g)

78 CBD Hezbollah Is Lebanon as Hamas is Gaza.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 08, 2024 05:43 PM (wBaIH)

79 Luis Tiant has died.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 08, 2024 05:43 PM (52RXy)

80 62 Yeah, Surfer Rosa won the Oscar for Best Tits on an Album Cover back in 89.
Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 05:39 PM (k54EX)

Pfft…

Please to see Abraxas

Posted by: Carlos Santana at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (TTAGa)

81 You will find more truth in Pravda than in American media.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (rOxFH)

82 Whole Lot of Rosie > Surfer Rosa

42
39
56

You could say she had it all.

*widdly widdly widdly waaahhhhhh" - Carl

Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (1k+0C)

83 Hahaha-

Love the Pixies gag.
Posted by: garrett

Gag?
Like with a spoon?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (Me9WP)

84 What is the attraction here?

She’s got the head of a Praying Mantis !

And she obviously uses the same gym routine as that sack of antlers Ann Coulter.

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (TTAGa)

Different strokes for different folks. I think she looks fantastic and healthy….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (ANuwa)

85 The Dems are going to need special outreach for all the muslim voters.

Maybe drag queen story hours at the mosques....

Posted by: Stateless at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (jvJvP)

86 The powers that be really seem to be comfortable with a president who can't string two sentences together but I hope the people have higher standards and vote for the candidate who knows what he is doing and will repeat his previous success in government.

Posted by: Decaf at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (unUNN)

87 The Hezbollah retirement and severance package is out of the world

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (rOxFH)
____________________

It's to die for!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

88 38 What were those military leaders from Lebanese Hezbollah doing in Syria? We'll never know!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 08, 2024 05:33 PM (3bS+W)

Heh. Our media is so bad that very few know that Hezbollah has been working as enforcers for Assad’s regime in Syria. He pays them well, and they eliminate any of his domestic opposition that Assad himself doesn’t want to dirty his hands with. Plus Damascus is a nice halfway point for them to meet with their Iranian masters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (wyMQY)

89 Her answer: She has a plan to get a plan.

--------------

"We're gonna need a meeting to plan a meeting to hire consultants to plan a focus group on planned plan planning.

AND BRING ME A VENN PLAN DIAGRAM THAT POSITIONS ME FOR SUCCESS, ASSHOLES!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (bm+w0)

90 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

just a bunch of WhiteOut and a pen

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 05:45 PM (n7h9X)

91 The Pixies -- interesting reference.

I had some people over to my home bar a few weeks ago and Jane's Addiction came on (I have an eclectic playlist) and he asked me if I had the Pixies -- and I'd never even heard of the band.

Is it just me? Were the Pixies actually a thing?

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 08, 2024 05:45 PM (tWGrL)

92 IF there is a Sham Radio, where is Sham-Wow Radio?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 05:45 PM (rOxFH)

93 #BREAKING: It is now confirmed that the #Israel Air Force successfully eliminated 5 high ranking members of #Hezbollah‌ terrorist organization in an apartment building in Al-Mezzeh neighborhood of #Damascus. They were in #Syria to meet an #IRGC General from Quds Force.

Lies. All lies. It was an Amway Pitch meeting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2024 05:45 PM (Aqu9a)

94 If only Grigory Potemkin had access to 60 minutes producers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 08, 2024 05:45 PM (lTGtQ)

95 I wonder if Hezbollah and Hamas have started having second thoughts about their decisions of the last year or so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

96 IF there is a Sham Radio, where is Sham-Wow Radio?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 05:45 PM (rOxFH)
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Don't ask about Shake-Weight Radio.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 08, 2024 05:46 PM (VdhcA)

97 Luis Tiant has died.

Always liked him as a player. Dude had to pitch for some pretty bad Indians teams.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 05:46 PM (mH6SG)

98 The fact that El Tiante lived this long tells us God loves fat bastards.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 08, 2024 05:46 PM (wBaIH)

99 "My Sexuality" is, yes, a sock.

Ankle high, or those knee highs with the stripes along the top?

Posted by: Sock Lovers of America at October 08, 2024 05:46 PM (+oR7L)

100 You will find more truth in Pravda than in American media.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (rOxFH)

72 — We’re on the same page

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 05:46 PM (ANuwa)

101 You will find more truth in Pravda than in American media.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 05:44 PM (rOxFH)
_______________

Russia Today is more trustworthy than the American MSM.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

102 Hezbollah, home of exploding walkie talkies, pagers, beds and hideouts.

Hezbollah seems to have trouble playing, "Trying Not to be Seen."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 05:46 PM (tT6L1)

103 Leave me alone! I'm locking myself in my room and listening to the Pixies!

a cow-orker told me a couple of years ago that his teen-aged son was listening to the Pixies, and they had a new album out.
I feel old, this is how the old folks felt about the Stones, you know.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 05:46 PM (D7oie)

104 Secret Service codename: Shallow Throat

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All the girls made fun of her at school.

https://youtu.be/_9CK4HSB0is?si=yKUU8jCu0hAvsmxO

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2024 05:47 PM (awTae)

105 Gravity is killing terrorists all over the middle east these days.

Gravity full of bombs.

Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:47 PM (1k+0C)

106 Pixies were a fantastic band. Excellent live shows.

They were ripped off by a lot of Indie bands and they broke up when Kim Deal went on to form The Breeders.

But, their premiere EP is one of the best Indie / Alt releases, ever.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 05:47 PM (k54EX)

107 Well, Israel DID announce last week that they were launching military operations throughout the Middle East… rocks for the terrorist cockroaches to hide under are getting sparse…

Posted by: tubal at October 08, 2024 05:47 PM (PCK5/)

108 I guess your playlist isn't that eclectic.

Posted by: pawn at October 08, 2024 05:48 PM (QB+5g)

109 "This war has to end."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 05:48 PM (+myjY)

110 Eclectic?

How about the Circle Jerks?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 05:48 PM (rOxFH)

111 Socks are funny until you are in court fighting a paternity suit against one.

Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:48 PM (1k+0C)

112 Luis Tiant has died.

Always liked him as a player. Dude had to pitch for some pretty bad Indians teams.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 05:46 PM (mH6SG)

I only remember him pitching for the Red Sox. My memory ain’t great. I think he was on the team that lost to the Mets in 86 later immortalized on Seinfeld: Game 6! Mookie! The second spitter….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 05:49 PM (ANuwa)

113 Post
Conversation
Open Source Intel
@Osint613
NEW ⚡️

The French Foreign Ministry announced this evening (Tuesday) that Israel has set conditions for a ceasefire in Lebanon, requiring Hezbollah’s disarmament and its withdrawal north of the Litani River.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 05:49 PM (t/2Uw)

114 Israel is working down the command ladder by them moving up men up the command ladder.

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 05:49 PM (fwDg9)

115 "FEMA Arrests Noah For Running Unauthorized Flood Rescue Operation"

https://tinyurl.com/24rszeft

Posted by: javems at October 08, 2024 05:49 PM (8I4hW)

116
I will humbly ask for prayers for some family I have in Tampa who I never wish to see or speak to again but still obviously hope are ok.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 05:29 PM

I know whatcha mean. I have family in Naples... and my leftist sister.

Even if Ron DeSantis came and scrubbed every palm frond off her vehicle on his hands and knees it wouldn't be good enough.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 05:49 PM (RKVpM)

117 >>> Ankle high, or those knee highs with the stripes along the top?

According to the Tiktoks, the aging millennials wear ankle socks, and the young hip gen z/alpha wear crew socks. If you wear ankle socks the younger gen will roll their eyes at you.

I don't see how you can ping a whole gen on the kind of socks they wear...though I do have a lot of ankle socks, hah, so I match the vid.

I also have knee high compression socks for my circulation, take that, gen z sock shamers!

Posted by: LizLem at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (QAK8m)

118 Well, Israel DID announce last week that they were launching military operations throughout the Middle East… rocks for the terrorist cockroaches to hide under are getting sparse…

Posted by: tubal at October 08, 2024 05:47 PM (PCK5/)
______________

The scene in Qatar (Catarrh?): "Uh, Hezbollah, Hamas, would you guys mind terribly going somewhere else?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

119 Someone could redo the words to Pepper by the Butthole Surfers for Hamass and Hez and make a pretty catchy parody.

Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (1k+0C)

120 Circle Jerks were a great punk band.
Got to see their first reunion tour. Lead singer was always a douche...but great p rock band.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (k54EX)

121 Megyn is still pretty, but my goodness. Have a sammich or three.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (ewjUl)

122 Let her keep talking. She a blithering idiot. The independents and even more conservative Dems are realizing how much she sucks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (O8bOp)

123 "Her answer: She has a plan to get a plan."

that was from a movie, I just remember the line.

"Female: What is your plan?

Goofy guy response: My plan ... is to have a plan"

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (Cus5s)

124 The Pixies. It's got a good beat but you can't wack off to it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (/P8AX)

125 I read somewhere that Iran has pretty much taken over Syria. Anybody else seen this? The idea is that Iran wants to conquer the entire area and using it's proxies to do it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 05:52 PM (t/2Uw)

126 FEMA is concerned that Abortions clinics will be affected by the hurricane. It's inconsiderate for all those wanting to survive take precedent over those wanting to kill babies.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2024 05:52 PM (+oR7L)

127 119 Someone could redo the words to Pepper by the Butthole Surfers for Hamass and Hez and make a pretty catchy parody.
Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (1k+0C)
---
"They were all in love with dying"

APPARENTLY

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 08, 2024 05:52 PM (3bS+W)

128 The Pierces were a good band not many people heard about. Sisters from Alabama

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 05:53 PM (/P8AX)

129 Pixies are probably most remembered now for "Where Is My Mind?" playing at the end of "Fight Club".

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2024 05:53 PM (6ydKt)

130 95 I wonder if Hezbollah and Hamas have started having second thoughts about their decisions of the last year or so.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

Not the dead ones. They have other concerns right now.

Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 05:54 PM (xJEPL)

131 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

Looks like they need some new Hezbollah guys.

Posted by: Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson at October 08, 2024 05:54 PM (Aqu9a)

132 >>> Pixies are probably most remembered now for "Where Is My Mind?" playing at the end of "Fight Club".

Good song.

My fave cover of that song is by Maxence Cyrin, and was played at the end of one of Dave Chappelle's Netflix specials:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Fpjwctqlw

Posted by: LizLem at October 08, 2024 05:55 PM (QAK8m)

133 Our problem is we haven't made clear our principles.

Posted by: Kommula Harris at October 08, 2024 05:55 PM (+myjY)

134 Oh, it was from one of the "Scary Movie" spoofs, the guy that did rhyming rap, or whatever that is called. heh.

"Swing Away" ... or maybe that was a different Scary Movie.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 05:56 PM (Cus5s)

135 These goat fuckers aren't very bright.

It's obvious Israel has great intel and plenty of moles inside the organization.

Anyone who works for Hezbollah who meets with another person in the org is just asking for it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 05:56 PM (/P8AX)

136 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

Their LinkedIn page is in chaos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 05:56 PM (+myjY)

137 Anybody round these parts familiar with Devin Townsend.

Dude is unreal.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 08, 2024 05:56 PM (Z8Yh2)

138 I only remember him pitching for the Red Sox. My memory ain’t great. I think he was on the team that lost to the Mets in 86 later immortalized on Seinfeld: Game 6! Mookie! The second spitter….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 05:49 PM (ANuwa)

He pitched for the Red Sox in 67 and 75 in the World Series. He was out of the league after 82.

He pitched the famous Game 6 the Sox won, but was hammered after winning his first 2 starts. The Reds won Game 7

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 05:56 PM (n7h9X)

139 Is it just me? Were the Pixies actually a thing?
Posted by: Pastafarian at October 08, 2024 05:45 PM (tWGrL)

They were "college radio" in the 90's. Not bad but I was never comfortable with them.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 05:56 PM (D7oie)

140 Not the dead ones. They have other concerns right now.

Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 05:54 PM (xJEPL)
_____________

Such as scoring a spot near the water cooler?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

141 The Pixies. It's got a good beat but you can't wack off to it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM

Sez the only Moron known to have invoked Yoko.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2024 05:57 PM (a3Q+t)

142 @132 I like that he chose an early Greta Garbo movie as the backdrop.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 08, 2024 05:57 PM (3bS+W)

143 AT 2100Z THE CENTER OF HURRICANE MILTON WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE
22.7 NORTH...LONGITUDE 87.5 WEST WITH MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS NEAR
145 KTS...165 MPH...270 KM/H.
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If it hits FL coast with 165 MPH wind it'll blow stuff apart.
It's supposed to exit the east side of FL as a hurricane.
They say there will be a storm surge on the east coast. I don't understand that. I think the wind will blow the water out. There may be, for a short time, more beach than ever seen in this lifetime.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 08, 2024 05:58 PM (RH5d9)

144 141 The Pixies. It's got a good beat but you can't wack off to it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM

Sez the only Moron known to have invoked Yoko.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2024 05:57 PM (a3Q+t

I did it for y'all. Cause I luv ya.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 05:58 PM (/P8AX)

145 " Pixies are probably most remembered now for "Where Is My Mind?" playing at the end of "Fight Club". Good song."

My favorite movie with that song was the opening of Big Assed Spider". Fun movie too.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 05:58 PM (Cus5s)

146 Promotions are probably no longer sought after with the Hezbollah rank and file.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 05:58 PM (tT6L1)

147 My simple wish is that Israel sends these goat-raping primitives to Hell faster than the barbed cock of satan can get over the chafing.

Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:59 PM (1k+0C)

148 Saw The Pixies at the Chance in Poughkeepsie. Very loud great show. Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips. The Deal sisters were good looking, even if one was a heroin addict.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2024 05:59 PM (O8bOp)

149 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 08, 2024 05:59 PM (nMQw8)

150 The Hezbollah guys always thought that Washington had their backs. When will people learn that the US is not reliable anymore. We have no real friends in the world, only people we stab in the back and abandon.

Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 06:00 PM (xJEPL)

151 I read somewhere that Iran has pretty much taken over Syria. Anybody else seen this? The idea is that Iran wants to conquer the entire area and using it's proxies to do it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 05:52 PM (t/2Uw)

No, Iran / Russia joined Syria when Hillary decided to conquer Syria with the help of ISIS. They have remained there ever since without a lot of movement I have heard of. We still squat on an oil field there.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 06:00 PM (n7h9X)

152 I remember Louis Tiants epic mustache.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 08, 2024 06:00 PM (1FWWQ)

153 143 AT 2100Z THE CENTER OF HURRICANE MILTON WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE
22.7 NORTH...LONGITUDE 87.5 WEST WITH MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS NEAR
145 KTS...165 MPH...270 KM/H.
------------------------

If it hits FL coast with 165 MPH wind it'll blow stuff apart.
It's supposed to exit the east side of FL as a hurricane.
They say there will be a storm surge on the east coast. I don't understand that. I think the wind will blow the water out. There may be, for a short time, more beach than ever seen in this lifetime.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 08, 2024 05:58 PM (RH5d9)

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Was that a weather update from BEN ROETHLISBERGER?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 08, 2024 06:00 PM (3bS+W)

154 "They say there will be a storm surge on the east coast. I don't understand that. I think the wind will blow the water out. There may be, for a short time, more beach than ever seen in this lifetime."

It is spinning, so the side spinning toward the beach will still be strong. But since the system is moving away from the beach, the strong side will be reduced by the overall system movement. On the east side the strong side is increased by the system moving onto shore.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 06:01 PM (Cus5s)

155 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo

They just need more dry erase boards. It's a seventies-eighties tech I'm sure we funded lavishly at the time.

Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 06:01 PM (OaRnr)

156 155 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo

They just need more dry erase boards. It's a seventies-eighties tech I'm sure we funded lavishly at the time.
Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 06:01 PM (OaRnr)
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Or an Etch-a-Sketch!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (3bS+W)

157 Someone could redo the words to Pepper by the Butthole Surfers for Hamass and Hez and make a pretty catchy parody.
Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (1k+0C)

Jim Caroll Band: "People Who Died" would be better.

youtu.be/9bOjc70f4p8

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (D7oie)

158 The Hezbollah guys always thought that Washington had their backs. When will people learn that the US is not reliable anymore. We have no real friends in the world, only people we stab in the back and abandon.
Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 06:00 PM (xJEPL)
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Chronic backstabbing disorder is not a viable plan for long term success.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (BpYfr)

159
AT 2100Z THE CENTER OF HURRICANE MILTON WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE
22.7 NORTH

But how many millibars of low pressure?

-- The guy who always focuses on the millibars of low pressure,

/ 900 or less? Get outta Dodge by about 300 miles.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (RKVpM)

160 f it hits FL coast with 165 MPH wind it'll blow stuff apart.
It's supposed to exit the east side of FL as a hurricane.
They say there will be a storm surge on the east coast. I don't understand that. I think the wind will blow the water out. There may be, for a short time, more beach than ever seen in this lifetime.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 08, 2024 05:58 PM (RH5d9)

On the trailing edge the winds will be coming the other way and could produce a surge.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (n7h9X)

161 we need this war to end

also we need to keep the war going between ukraine and russia

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (CWTWj)

162 150 The Hezbollah guys always thought that Washington had their backs. When will people learn that the US is not reliable anymore. We have no real friends in the world, only people we stab in the back and abandon.
Posted by: ALH
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Wonder if back channel from Saudi's have influenced Kameliana's semi-turnaround on the ME.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (RH5d9)

163 A private weather station on the north cost of the Yucatan has recorded 28 inches of rain since 6 PM yesterday.

Posted by: pawn at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (QB+5g)

164 Chronic backstabbing disorder is not a viable plan for long term success.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (BpYfr)

And here we are. We haven't won a war in 90 years.

Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 06:03 PM (xJEPL)

165 >> I don't understand that. I think the wind will blow the water out. There may be, for a short time, more beach than ever seen in this lifetime."

It's circulating. Go to "Ventusky.com" and look at the wind fields, and then run the thing foward to landfall projections and look at the wind fields on the east coast.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2024 06:04 PM (w6EFb)

166
163 A private weather station on the north cost of the Yucatan has recorded 28 inches of rain since 6 PM yesterday.
Posted by: pawn at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (QB+

That's a copious amount of H2O

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 06:04 PM (/P8AX)

167 Personal record near Camp Lejuene, NC= 6.28" of rain in 24 hours. Last month. I have three years worth of data because...nerd.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 08, 2024 06:04 PM (Z8Yh2)

168 How many bloody "high-ranking members" do these terrorist legions have?

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 08, 2024 06:04 PM (ZlOcj)

169 97 Luis Tiant has died.

Always liked him as a player. Dude had to pitch for some pretty bad Indians teams.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 05:46 PM (mH6SG)

I think it was ‘66, The Tribe was still in the race with this staff :
Sam McDowell
Sonny Seibert
Louis Tiant
Lee Stange

Loved those guys …

Posted by: browndog channels Chief Wahoo at October 08, 2024 06:05 PM (TTAGa)

170 The IDF is doing a bang up job (get it? Haha) that we’re unwilling or unable to do… getting rid of the bad guys. What did Harrison Ford’s character say at the beginning of Apocalypse Now: Terminate… with extreme prejudice

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 06:05 PM (O1oUp)

171 That's a copious amount of H2O
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 06:04 PM (/P8AX)
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Sea levels are rising from all that water! We're all gonna die!

/NPC's everywhere who weren't paying attention to the water cycle in 3rd grade.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

172 168 How many bloody "high-ranking members" do these terrorist legions have?
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 08, 2024 06:04 PM (ZlOcj)

Not as many as yesterday.

Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 06:06 PM (xJEPL)

173 25 Get off my back, Dad! I have my own ideas! I don't need to follow your old "only post the same bit once" fuddy-duddy plan!
----------------------

Whoa... since when has only post the same bit once ever been a rule around here?
Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 05:31 PM (lX8VI)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THE HORDE HAS BEEN USING THE SAME BITS FOR A DECADE.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at October 08, 2024 06:06 PM (uBBbP)

174 56 Jets coach Saleh wore a Lebanon/Hezbollah patch on his game day outfit. He was fired today and escorted out of the building.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 08, 2024 05:31 PM (wBaIH)

He wore a Lebanese flag because his parents are from Lebanon. He didn't wear a Hezbollah flag or patch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 08, 2024 05:38 PM (d9fT1)

Hez is hiring. Maybe he can get a defensive coordinator position.

Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2024 06:06 PM (z+ik4)

175 we need this war to end

also we need to keep the war going between ukraine and russia
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (CWTWj)

from the sound of the "Iran is taking over Syria" sounds like some factions want to insert a war in Syria as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 06:07 PM (n7h9X)

176 90 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

just a bunch of WhiteOut and a pen
Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 05:45 PM

--

We have an app for that in our new line of printers. Here's a truckful of them!

Posted by: Kingdom Come Printer Co. at October 08, 2024 06:07 PM (wzAuc)

177 172 168 How many bloody "high-ranking members" do these terrorist legions have?
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 08, 2024 06:04 PM (ZlOcj)

Not as many as yesterday.
Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 06:06 PM (xJEPL)

and more than tomorrow.

Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2024 06:07 PM (z+ik4)

178 On the trailing edge the winds will be coming the other way and could produce a surge.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 06:02 PM (n7h9X)

That's partially how Katrina flooded New Orleans. It pushed Lake Pontchartrain as it went past.

Posted by: javems at October 08, 2024 06:07 PM (8I4hW)

179 Always liked him as a player. Dude had to pitch for some pretty bad Indians teams.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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He threw a complete game in the 75 WS for the Red Sox, shutting out the Reds in game 1. Quite the pitcher.

Posted by: scampydog at October 08, 2024 06:08 PM (2bFN5)

180
What about the Iranian general these former Hezbollah managers were there to meet with? Didn't see his outcome mentioned. Perhaps he's alive and hyperventilating somewhere.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 08, 2024 06:08 PM (d4X7t)

181 90 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

make all notations in pencil.

Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 06:08 PM (xJEPL)

182 He wore a Lebanese flag because his parents are from Lebanon. He didn't wear a Hezbollah flag or patch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 08, 2024 05:38 PM (d9fT1)

Hez is hiring. Maybe he can get a defensive coordinator position.
Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2024 06:06 PM (z+ik4)

Unless it has a Nike swoosh they aren't allowed to wear it. I remember when that coach tried to wear a suit and was barred from doing so.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 06:08 PM (n7h9X)

183 A private weather station on the north cost of the Yucatan has recorded 28 inches of rain since 6 PM yesterday.

That seems...sufficient.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2024 06:09 PM (abcTK)

184 159
AT 2100Z THE CENTER OF HURRICANE MILTON WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE
22.7 NORTH

But how many millibars of low pressure?
------------------

Cutting out their hysterical editorializing of the storm their path predictions are better than they have been. The eye still has many miles to travel and time. At 12, 8, and 4 hours before landfall things can change, a lot. If I lived on the west coast around Tampa I'd be ready to take the things I didn't want to lose.
It's a wait and see situation right now.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 08, 2024 06:10 PM (RH5d9)

185 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

make all notations in pencil.
Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 06:08 PM (xJEPL)

Offer a fat first anniversary bonus. They'll never pay one out anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 06:10 PM (+myjY)

186
Louis Tiant had a great moustache, and a unique wind-up.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2024 06:10 PM (eSlzK)

187 How many bloody "high-ranking members" do these terrorist legions have?

More importantly, we're hiring!

Posted by: Hezbollah Temp Agency at October 08, 2024 06:11 PM (Pe6a4)

188 A private weather station on the north cost of the Yucatan has recorded 28 inches of rain since 6 PM yesterday.
_________________

In California they'd be claiming that the drought continued.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

189 Always liked him as a player. Dude had to pitch for some pretty bad Indians teams.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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He threw a complete game in the 75 WS for the Red Sox, shutting out the Reds in game 1. Quite the pitcher.
Posted by: scampydog at October 08, 2024 06:08 PM (2bFN5)

He won his second start and due to days of rain was also available for game 6. But the Reds had figured him out by then. But Sox came back, Foster caught a fly and threw out a Sox runner at home in the 8th and Fisk hit his HR in the 12th.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 06:11 PM (n7h9X)

190 This is the second hurricane in 2 weeks for Florida. Is this a record?

Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 06:11 PM (xJEPL)

191 Good evening! Spoke with a friend in Melbourne, FL. They've got their metal storm shields over their windows and doors and laid up a fair amount of supplies including water and meds, but the fear is palpable.

I think the primary concern is that the incoming storm is so large that the wind field will pushing the water onto the shore in the lower RH quadrant and simultaneously in the upper LH quadrant.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 08, 2024 06:11 PM (3Ope8)

192 181 90 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

make all notations in pencil.
Posted by: ALH

Use finger drawings in the sand. Environmentally friendly and easy to erase.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 08, 2024 06:12 PM (VNX3d)

193
/NPC's everywhere who weren't paying attention to the water cycle in 3rd grade.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024

You gotta stop with this sorta disinformation before you start having people believe there's an actual carbon cycle.

-- Your betters in govmint

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 06:12 PM (RKVpM)

194 Barometric pressure for milton last I checked was 26.72, so 903 millibars. Bad juju

Posted by: Old Blue at October 08, 2024 06:12 PM (X6YhY)

195 122 Let her keep talking. She a blithering idiot. The independents and even more conservative Dems are realizing how much she sucks
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2024 05:51 PM (O8bOp)

This!! If lady shit for brains keeps yammering, I bet between now and election day, half the Carmella signs up in my town will quietly disappear.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 06:13 PM (uBBbP)

196 How many bloody "high-ranking members" do these terrorist legions have?

It's like Holiest Places in Islam. The supply never dries up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 06:13 PM (+myjY)

197 Sham radio plays Woolly Bully on a continuous loop 24/7.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 08, 2024 06:13 PM (NZnln)

198 re 158: it's going to be a close election (maybe) so the experts in d.c. don't what to do. if enough members of the tribe wake up trump might even win the popular vote, and then what will hillary say?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 08, 2024 06:14 PM (CWTWj)

199 192 181 90 Spare a thought for whoever draws up the Hezbollah org charts. He must be putting in some serious overtime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

make all notations in pencil.
Posted by: ALH

Use finger drawings in the sand. Environmentally friendly and easy to erase.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 08, 2024 06:12 PM (VNX3d)
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Sticky Notes. Then when someone senior guy gets whacked you can just move up someone from lower down the totem pole.

Temporarily, at least.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 06:14 PM (YqDXo)

200 "But how many millibars of low pressure?"

updated estimated was 905. Not sure how they get that, it is not a direct reading, I think they calculate based on other observations.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 06:15 PM (Cus5s)

201 It takes time for the water to move around to get a surge in place. One of the issues with the gulf is that it is relatively shallow quite far from the shore. Typically it's a around 100 ft deep at around 30 miles where with the Atlantic that easily within 10 miles or less.

This allows for a big memory effect on the Gulf shores as it takes longer to move the same volume of water than in the Atlantic.

Tampa Bay won't be able to empty for days. It's something like 15 to 20 ft deep.

Posted by: pawn at October 08, 2024 06:15 PM (QB+5g)

202 /NPC's everywhere who weren't paying attention to the water cycle in 3rd grade.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024
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CA liberals: "We're running out of water!"

Me: "Where's it going?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

203 updated estimated was 905. Not sure how they get that, it is not a direct reading, I think they calculate based on other observations.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 06:15 PM (Cus5s)
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They may get it direct measurement. They've got guys who fly aircraft into hurricanes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 06:16 PM (tT6L1)

204 I don't know what the surprise is. 60 Minutes has been editing answers into different questions since the 70s. This is not new.

One thing I dislike about our side is the instinct to pretend they used to be better. It's our version of the "I wish we had good Republicans like Reagan" schtick. No thanks.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 06:16 PM (1bNHn)

205 Sticky Notes. Then when someone senior guy gets whacked you can just move up someone from lower down the totem pole.

Temporarily, at least.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 06:14 PM (YqDX

Since they're all named Mohammed just put a number after their name and when they go boom go to the next number

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 06:16 PM (IyPmt)

206 I need to point out to you all that there is a bluegrass cover of Pepper on Youtube.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 06:17 PM (D7oie)

207 Ace, while you're jamming to the Pixies ... Here Comes Your Man is about the nuking of Nagasaki.

Outside there's a Bocks Car waiting ...

Posted by: Shrill Austin hipster at October 08, 2024 06:17 PM (aePWa)

208 28 inches of rain might be a years worth here I would guess

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 06:17 PM (fwDg9)

209 Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 06:15 PM (Cus5s)

They fly over the storm and deploy dropsondes

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 08, 2024 06:18 PM (3Ope8)

210
CA liberals: "We're running out of water!"

Me: "Where's it going?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 06:15 PM (YqDXo)
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I once mentioned to a CA liberal CA needed to build desalination plants starting yesterday. She then said, "but, won't that affect the level of the ocean?"

I was so taken aback I was left speechless.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 06:18 PM (tT6L1)

211 Sham radio plays Woolly Bully on a continuous loop 24/7.
Posted by: Mark1971
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We had a station that played Louie Louie 24/7. Would mix in a cover now and then. Lasted about a month and I'm still not sure what the point was.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2024 06:18 PM (Dm8we)

212 How many bloody "high-ranking members" do these terrorist legions have?
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 08, 2024 06:04 PM (ZlOcj)

The "high-ranking members" are starting to find out they aren't so out of reach of Israel's state sanctioned violence.

Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 06:18 PM (OaRnr)

213 This is what croc wearing does to a man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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The wife got me a pair of cross. They are all right for walking to the bathroom at 4 am. Otherwise they suck.

Posted by: Cosda at October 08, 2024 06:18 PM (Cp3mv)

214 Hezbollah dead pool betting
Or Bingo
Could be fun

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 08, 2024 06:19 PM (elaR+)

215 One thing I dislike about our side is the instinct to pretend they used to be better. It's our version of the "I wish we had good Republicans like Reagan" schtick. No thanks.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 06:16 PM (1bNHn)
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Trump > Reagan

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

216 28 inches of rain might be a years worth here I would guess
Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 06:17 PM (fwDg9)
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Heh, three years where we live.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 06:19 PM (tT6L1)

217
I saw someone on Twitter/X who thinks the low pressure will rise into something like 950 millibars before coming onshore.

The reasoning had something to do with Helene from two weeks before.

I didn't get it. Nothing new.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 06:21 PM (RKVpM)

218 Trump > Reagan
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

I am beginning to think this…. And I just got done watching a Reagan documentary/hagiography on a streaming service a week ago

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 06:21 PM (O1oUp)

219 I once mentioned to a CA liberal CA needed to build desalination plants starting yesterday. She then said, "but, won't that affect the level of the ocean?"

I was so taken aback I was left speechless.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 06:18 PM (tT6L1)
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Carlsbad built one for a cool billion dollars, and it's been running for several years now.

Nevertheless, the state wants to impose water restrictions on us, even though we have plenty of water.

The idiots/ faggots/ communists in the Bay Area refused to do the same, and face periodic shortages of water, I believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

220 re 190: as per wikipedia, three cat 3 or 4 in 2004

Charley cat 4 August 13 2004
Ivan cat 3 September 16 2004
Jeanne cat 3 September 26 2004

hope the formatting is good, and prev major hurricane was 1995, some details about exactly where omitted

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 08, 2024 06:21 PM (CWTWj)

221 nood

Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2024 06:21 PM (xJEPL)

222 "They may get it direct measurement. They've got guys who fly aircraft into hurricanes."

yes, but that was not the initial reading (91

. I think I heard Ryan Hall say something about estimating based on other readings. (there is a word for that from high school calculus, but I can't bring it up from my marginalized memory banks ... heh)

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 06:21 PM (Cus5s)

223 Ace. that last bit was funny AF!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 08, 2024 06:21 PM (Ad8y9)

224 This is bullshit. Israel is attacking every neighbor around them to start a giant conflict that will draw us in. There needs to be statements that we are not going to support Israel in this insanity. They are free to pursue it, but we will not be supporting them. We will not be drawn into a war on every nation in the ME.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 08, 2024 06:22 PM (H0Gk5)

225 I once mentioned to a CA liberal CA needed to build desalination plants starting yesterday. She then said, "but, won't that affect the level of the ocean?"

I was so taken aback I was left speechless.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 06:18 PM (tT6L1)
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I once mentioned to a CA liberal that we needed to build power plants to provide electricity. She then said, "No need. We'll just get electricity from batteries."

I replied that we could address water shortages by providing buckets to everyone. Cue puzzled expression.

And we let them vote. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

226 I don't know what the surprise is. 60 Minutes has been editing answers into different questions since the 70s. This is not new.

One thing I dislike about our side is the instinct to pretend they used to be better. It's our version of the "I wish we had good Republicans like Reagan" schtick. No thanks.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 06:16 PM (1bNHn)

Those same people disliked Reagan preferring more liberal alternatives that would sell us out.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 06:24 PM (n7h9X)

227 This is bullshit. Israel is attacking every neighbor around them to start a giant conflict that will draw us in. There needs to be statements that we are not going to support Israel in this insanity. They are free to pursue it, but we will not be supporting them. We will not be drawn into a war on every nation in the ME.
Posted by: DFCtomm
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Isreal is doing this now because they know that Biden/Harris does not have their back and they are alone against the raghead assholes.

Posted by: Cosda at October 08, 2024 06:25 PM (Cp3mv)

228 This is bullshit. Israel is attacking every neighbor around them to start a giant conflict that will draw us in. There needs to be statements that we are not going to support Israel in this insanity. They are free to pursue it, but we will not be supporting them. We will not be drawn into a war on every nation in the ME.
Posted by: DFCtomm at October 08, 2024 06:22 PM (H0Gk5)

You do realize that Hamas attacked first, and Hezbollah attacked Israel when they went into Gaza for the hostages. If you didn't know that, you better do better.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 06:26 PM (n7h9X)

229 Isreal is doing this now because they know that Biden/Harris does not have their back and they are alone against the raghead assholes.
Posted by: Cosda at October 08, 2024 06:25 PM (Cp3mv)

But that isn't true. The State Department completely has their backs, and during Helene we couldn't use military units that were in NC because they had to be on call to support Israel.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 08, 2024 06:27 PM (H0Gk5)

230 You do realize that Hamas attacked first, and Hezbollah attacked Israel when they went into Gaza for the hostages. If you didn't know that, you better do better.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 06:26 PM (n7h9X)

Better do better? I don't give a fuck about Israel or Ukraine, or the Muslims. Fuck all of them. I"m team White boy.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 08, 2024 06:28 PM (H0Gk5)

231
But that isn't true. The State Department completely has their backs, and during Helene we couldn't use military units that were in NC because they had to be on call to support Israel.
Posted by: DFCtomm
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Yet they did not.

Posted by: Cosda at October 08, 2024 06:29 PM (Cp3mv)

232 DFCtomm

The US State Department hates America, Israel, Russia, Europe, Ukraine, and China. Tn that order. I know, both from insiders and observed actions.

You are delusional.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2024 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

233 I love the Pixies. "Where is My Mind" is overplayed but you've all heard it in many movies and TV shows. Usually in a montage of someone losing their marbles.

Posted by: Max Power at October 08, 2024 06:34 PM (q177U)

234 Yeah, ok, but how many feds were involved?

@libsoftiktok 1m
BREAKING: Afghan National arrested for plotting a massive election day t*rr*r attack for lSlS

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 08, 2024 06:34 PM (IG4Id)

235 NOOOOD ALERT

Posted by: Max Power at October 08, 2024 06:34 PM (q177U)

236 You are delusional.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2024 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

There is a lot of dual passports for people who hate Israel. The truth is that they are attempting to do to us what we did to the USSR in Afghanistan. Stretched out and bled out.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 08, 2024 06:43 PM (H0Gk5)

237 Who specifically is They? If it is the State Department, I agree with your statement in comment #236.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2024 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

238 Israel Strikes Hezballah Offices in Syrian Capital of Damascus
Well, Damn! Ask Us!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2024 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

239 41 My take on all this? You'd lose an axle off-roading down Megyn's right shoulder.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 05:34 PM (wzAuc)

Right? I've never noticed that before. She bony. Like Bony Moroni.

My old friend from the north woods of Wisconsin used to say, and I swear if this isn't a northwoods saying, then nothing is: That'd be like fking a sack of antlers.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 08, 2024 08:13 PM (NMT5x)

240 @69 --

Swiped and shared.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 08, 2024 08:57 PM (p/isN)

241 I'm locking myself in my room and listening to Frank Black, Teenager of the Year.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at October 08, 2024 09:08 PM (O8L/i)

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