Quick Hits

Ben Domenech notes that Mitch McConnell could resign from his position as Minority Leader while still continuing to serve as a mere Senator until 2026, denying liberal Democrat governor Andy Bashear the chance to replace him.

But that would require that Mitch McConnell act for the benefit of the party he's supposedly a leader for, rather than for the benefit of Mitch McConnell, so I feel pretty stupid even broaching the possibility.

Update, from andycanuck:

Breaking911
@Breaking911
BIDEN ON MCCONNELL: "It's not at all unusual to have a response that sometimes happens to Mitch when you've had a severe concussion. It's part of the recovery, and so I'm confident he's going to be back to his old self."

Um... no the concussion gave him epilepsy (if this is due to a concussion and not due to unreported strokes). Epilepsy is a not a cold you just get over with some chicken soup and Vitamin D. It's a chronic condition.

And I suspect he has more than that, or he'd just say "due to my concussion, I am suffering from petit mal epilepsy."

Fantastic investigatory reporting from the Free Beacon's Andrew Stiles.

ALERT: Taylor Lorenz Tries To Murder Trans Activist Who Tanked Bud Light Sales
This is not okay
Andrew Stiles
August 31, 2023
What happened: Taylor Lorenz, the 38-year-old journalist best known for helping Red China indoctrinate America's youth, attempted to literally murder Dylan Mulvaney, the controversial trans activist best known for tanking Bud Light sales after promoting the beer on social media.
* Despite (still) posting hysterically about the dangers of not wearing a mask in public due to COVID-19, Lorenz partied (maskless and indoors) at a luncheon honoring Mulvaney. It was hosted by Kathy Griffin, the actress best known for hoisting a bloody effigy of former president Donald Trump's severed head.
* Lorenz posted photos of herself posing with Mulvaney, whom she described as "one of the most beautiful and brave women on the planet." The former Bud Light spokesperson wore a shiny pink dress with a heart-shaped cleavage hole.

Clink the link for that.

What they're saying: Lorenz thanked Griffin for "taking so many COVID precautions so we could all hang safely."
* Fact check: THERE IS NOTHING SAFE ABOUT REFUSING TO WEAR A MASK INDOORS AND FAILING TO ABIDE BY SOCIAL DISTANCING GUIDELINES IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC!
* Days earlier, Lorenz berated a social media user for spreading "death and disease" by not wearing a mask. She has also promoted deranged articles suggesting outdoor dining is still unsafe in 2023.
* In June, the journalist described holding her breath to survive a harrowing encounter at an airport security checkpoint. Lorenz complained that TSA agents were "forcing all passengers to remove their masks before they even step up to the security desk," which was "so dangerous" and "so insane."

More on this breaking story at the link.

Oh boy. MSNBC shill shrew Stephanie Ruehle is accused of using her position as a "reporter" -- an anchor, actually- to help Under Armour maintain its stock price.

Apparently she was an anchor at Bloomberg TV when she gave him a little media cover.

Under Armour founder Kevin Plank gave television anchor Stephanie Ruhle a private phone with a special email address to communicate with him, sent her confidential financial information about the sportswear maker and enlisted her help to refute concerns about slumping sales, according to newly released court documents.
Plank and Ruhle were questioned by lawyers earlier this year in connection with a shareholder lawsuit, and portions of their depositions and some of their emails were recently unsealed in court. The documents provide new insights into their close ties and her unusual role as his adviser, which The Wall Street Journal first reported in 2019.
Plank and Ruhle corresponded regularly and at all hours, according to the documents. In 2016, Plank sent Ruhle what he described as a secret recording he made of a conversation he just had with another top executive at Under Armour. Earlier that year, the then-Bloomberg anchor advised Under Armour to give internal data to Bloomberg's competitors to manage negative publicity, the court documents show.

Even persnickety propagandist Jake Tapper is befuddled at Karine Jean-Pierre's claim that Slow Joe Biden is such a whirling dervish of vim and pep that reporters can hardly keep pace with him.

He might just object because he is an indefatigable defender of the Media Class and its rights, privileges, and immunities. He is a profoundly malignant narcissist.

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre left CNN Host Jake Tapper visibly perplexed while claiming that reporters and staff are unable to keep up with 80-year-old President Joe Biden.
"Is the White House worried that questions about President Biden's stamina could ultimately impact whether or not voters will be able to support him for a second term?" Tapper asked Jean-Pierre during a Tuesday segment of his CNN show "The Lead."
"I've had conversations with some of your colleagues in the White House press corps, when we travel abroad, [about] how it is hard for us to keep up with this president who is constantly, constantly working every day to get things done and making sure that we are delivering for the American people," Jean-Pierre responded. "And that's what, I think that's what matters. I get it. I get what you're asking me, but the record matters too, Jake. What he has been able to do, no other president has been able to do if you look at his legislative record."

Coming next: Joe Biden's 22-year-old personal trainer swears he can run a mile in 40 seconds, and can blast out the knots in a plank of wood with his steely wang-hammer.

Video here, if you can stand it.

This is outrageous: The Oakland DA had a DEI "trainer" in to teach the staff how to deal with "white victims" of crime.

You can't deal with "white victims" of crime the way you'd treat, say, black victims.

Because white "victims" of crime are not really victims, and if they get uppity when told that, put them in their White Devil place.

Hot Air quotes Heather McDonald, writing at the WSJ:

But when I started asking questions about the June 26 training, suddenly trainer and trainee didn't want to talk about it. Ms. Fleshman didn't respond to my queries. Neither did the head of the district attorney's Victim Services Division, Kristina Molina. Ms. Price's press officer, Patti Lee, told me that she deals with the press, whereas I, as a think-tank employee, have a "specific point of view."
...
One PowerPoint panel lists the session's "Key Takeaways." Among them: "White people are not entitled to harm you"; "When interacting with white victims, speak up for yourself or for your coworkers";

Just because you're a cop or DA taking information from a white crime victim, don't let that white crime victim give you any sass about the shitty attitude you're radiating!

and "If a white victim continues to harm you, ask that they be transferred."

The white crime victim is "harming" the cop taking the report or the DA pretending to listen to his story.

The slide also asserts that "white victims are entitled to the same compassion and practices as all victims," but the rest of the slide is at odds with that message. It's unclear how white crime victims "harm" government employees. Another panel from the training asserts that "White Supremacy Culture" is characterized by "Perfectionism," "Objectivity," "Sense of Urgency" and "Individualism." Perhaps it's harmful to expect government employees to respond to crimes objectively and urgently.

Since the covid shutdowns, students have just stopped going to school. In Minneapolis, the majority of students now only attend school "inconsistently." Here and there. When they feel like it.

Say, wasn't Minneapolis ground zero for the "Good Trouble" riots and arsons?

The left continues defending the lockdowns and in fact wants to gin up another panic to lock the country down again.

Some on the Left, such as Mehdi Hassan, are still on a crusade to convince Americans that the shutdowns and mandates during COVID were great for everybody.
Last week he did a show focused on how closing schools down during COVID was a good idea (although, in a fascinating twist, he sometimes seemed to imply that time in school itself is bad for kids). You can watch his idiocy here:

Mehdi Hassan is such a political shill that he would rather twist logic and reason to justify school closures, rather than accept the simple fact that this position pushed by the Democrats was deeply harmful. Luckily he is on MSNBC where no one watches. https://t.co/jW0S4yJV0e
— Vinay Prasad MD MPH (@VPrasadMDMPH) August 25, 2023

Strom notes that not only have millions of kids completely dropped out of the school systems completely, but even those who are still nominally enrolled in government schools aren't really attending in a real, consistent way.

Since 2019, the last time attendance data was released, the number of students with consistent attendance records has dropped from 85% to 69.8%, according to data for the 2021-22 school year.
In Minneapolis, the number of students consistently attending school that year was just 45.8%.
The data also found that, based on 2023 statewide assessments, 50.3% of students are not proficient in reading and 54.7% are not proficient in math.

Weren't the Crusades on behalf of St. George Floyd supposed to improve the lot of black folks?

Oh well, I'm sure Jake Tapper and CNN will soon do searing reports on the actual impact of the St. George Floyd Holy Riots on the black community.

At Instapundit, Ed Driscoll quotes James Pethkoukis confirming that, despite the sage witness of Mehdi Hasan, the school lockdowns demanded by his liberal teachers union allies were in fact a disaster for children.

Not that they matter -- government schools are run for the benefit of government union employees.

"Learning progress slowed substantially in the U.S. during the pandemic." According to the National Assessment of Educational Progress, a test of U.S. eight graders, the average score of students rose by 20 points in the 30 years before the pandemic. But between 2019 and 2022, the average score went down by 8 points, which means that they lost almost half of what they had gained before.

Driscoll also points out that teachers have learned nothing (of course; they didn't learn anything in college, why would they start learning now) and are forcing school opening delays due to covid.

Via Lost in Space: White girl brawl in Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Ace at 06:23 PM

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1 Grey!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:23 PM (krqg6)

2 I mean, "Sponge!"

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:24 PM (krqg6)

3 Three, even after reading.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:26 PM (krqg6)

4 OK, I'll get them.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:27 PM (krqg6)

5 A Quick Shit...

https://tinyurl.com/2w93y89n

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:28 PM (krqg6)

6 I'm here.. Had to read

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2023 06:28 PM (bs+z0)

7 Six even after nood and a link?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:28 PM (krqg6)

8 Thanks, Donna.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:29 PM (krqg6)

9 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:29 PM (krqg6)

It's lonely here

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2023 06:29 PM (bs+z0)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 31, 2023 06:29 PM (PiwSw)

11 There is no way these way past old age politicians can be doing any work besides a vote.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2023 06:29 PM (MOY79)

Posted by: Mitch at August 31, 2023 06:30 PM (enJYY)

13 Sorry, but I have to say this again:

265 255 Spend this year impeaching Mayorkas for screwing up the southern border and Garland for corruption and incompetence.
We should have started impeachments of these partisan hacks in February. Don't go after Biden. Go after his corrupt cabinet.
Posted by: rd at August 31, 2023 06:18 PM (BJHyl)[/i[

That is one way to find out if they are important or not. Thrown to the wolves = not important,
Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2023 06:21

Start with the National Archives Director.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 31, 2023 06:22 PM

=========

START SOMEWHERE with ONE FUCKUP DEMOCRAT!

Posted by: rd at August 31, 2023 06:30 PM (X7f2n)

14 Good evening, horde. Wherefore art thou, Meteor?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 31, 2023 06:30 PM (OX9vb)

15 Yes, I agree, rd.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:31 PM (krqg6)

16 14 Good evening, horde. Wherefore art thou, Meteor?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 31, 2023 06:30 PM (OX9vb)

SMOD ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2023 06:31 PM (bs+z0)

17 A Quick Shit...

https://tinyurl.com/2w93y89n
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:28 PM (krqg6)

No way in hell I'm looking at that!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2023 06:31 PM (hv9bm)

18 The only difference between white girl brawls and when the sistas throw down is with the sistas you get to see wigs askew.

Posted by: kallisto, at August 31, 2023 06:31 PM (8ON7U)

19 Joe Biden's 22-year-old personal trainer swears he can run a mile in 40 seconds, and can blast out the knots in a plank of wood with his steely wang-hammer.

I warn you, that Joe is no joke. I challenged him to a 10k a.few years ago, and he ran me into the ground!

Posted by: Zombie Ruth Bader Ginsburg at August 31, 2023 06:31 PM (NCgXW)

20 Via Lost in Space: White girl brawl in Pittsburgh.

I think we can safely assume that "alcohol was involved".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2023 06:31 PM (I/Qkd)

21 Sounds legit.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW 🚨 Doctor cleared top US Senate Republican Mitch McConnell to return to work Thursday after he appeared briefly unable to speak at a news conference

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6)

22 Six even after nood and a link?
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:28 PM

===

I got to seven yesterday.

Posted by: rd at August 31, 2023 06:32 PM (X7f2n)

23
I saw Wang Chung open for Steely Dan at the Beacon Theater. And then they joined forces to become Steely Wang Hammer, with Jan Hammer on keyboards.

Epic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2023 06:32 PM (x0n13)

24 I like the comments on the brawl thread, they named the chief combatant Romper Stomper, lol

she fights like my cousin Josephine

Posted by: kallisto, at August 31, 2023 06:32 PM (8ON7U)

25 It's lonely here
--------
It's lonely at the top, Donna.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:33 PM (krqg6)

26 70s Mercedes Ruehl >>> Stephanie Ruehl

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2023 06:33 PM (I/Qkd)

27 12 Posted by: Mitch at August 31, 2023 06:30 PM (enJYY)

You have a wonderful economy of words . . .

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2023 06:34 PM (x0n13)

28 In Minneapolis, the majority of students now only attend school "inconsistently." Here and there. When they feel like it.

Same as their "educators", right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 31, 2023 06:34 PM (llON8)

29 >>> Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW 🚨 Doctor cleared top US Senate Republican Mitch McConnell to return to work Thursday after he appeared briefly unable to speak at a news conference

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6)

It was "Doctor" Jill.

Posted by: DJ at August 31, 2023 06:34 PM (uosPt)

30 ...uh

Aye

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at August 31, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

31 >>>Coming next: Joe Biden's 22-year-old personal trainer swears he can run a mile in 40 seconds, and can blast out the knots in a plank of wood with his steely wang-hammer.
======================
I read this as "Biden's 12-year-old girlfriends"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (Hxve0)

32 U.S. teachers hardest hit.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
NEW - Tech giant Baidu launched China’s first public artificial intelligence chatbot on Thursday, with ERNIE trained to censor highly sensitive topics for the ruling Communist Party such as the Tiananmen crackdown.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (krqg6)

33 26 70s Mercedes Ruehl >>> Stephanie Ruehl
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2023 06:33 PM (I/Qkd)

Mercedes Ruehl actually was hitting on me at a party in L.A. back in 1996.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (x0n13)

34 Bill Clinton: I did not have sex with that woman, Miss. Lewinski.

Barry O: I did not have sex with that man, Mr. XXXXXXX.

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (uYj1h)

35 It's lonely at the top, Donna and rd.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (krqg6)

36 Fifth comment at the "white girl brawl in Pittsburgh":

"Try that in a small toilet"

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 31, 2023 06:36 PM (xPl2J)

37
12

Posted by: Mitch at August 31, 2023 06:30 PM 10

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 31, 2023 06:29 PM

Posted by: Mitch at August 31, 2023 06:36 PM (enJYY)

38 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW 🚨 Doctor cleared top US Senate Republican Mitch McConnell to return to work Thursday after he appeared briefly unable to speak at a news conference
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6)

I'm okay with this.

Posted by: Doctor Feelgood at August 31, 2023 06:36 PM (6VKyY)

39 Mercedes Ruehl actually was hitting on me at a party in L.A. back in 1996.

Well?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2023 06:36 PM (I/Qkd)

40 The former Bud Light spokesperson wore a shiny pink dress with a heart-shaped cleavage hole

How can there be a cleavage hole, if there's no cleavage?

It's a front hole front hole.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 31, 2023 06:36 PM (FxH7T)

41 The white boots are Blue Romper's superpower.

Posted by: kallisto, at August 31, 2023 06:37 PM (8ON7U)

42 Clink the link for that.

Nope.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 31, 2023 06:37 PM (MdkbT)

43 Is Andrew Stiles dyslexic? He said she's 38.

But then he also called her a journalist, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 06:37 PM (dGCAG)

44 McConnel is OK. Just get him a Captain Pike Chair .....

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at August 31, 2023 06:37 PM (uYj1h)

45 Mercedes Ruehl actually was hitting on me at a party in L.A. back in 1996.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (x0n13)

Well. I guess there's no way to disprove this.

kind of like the time I met Rachel Weisz.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 31, 2023 06:38 PM (T/Lqj)

46 They can’t keep up with Biden because he wanders off and gets lost.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 31, 2023 06:38 PM (FkiQP)

47 I could go for some,

1. Funny Kitteh vids.
2. Funny Puppeh vids.
3. Funny vids of other animals.

Maybe a brawl between river otters and sea otters.

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 31, 2023 06:38 PM (89Sog)

48 Florida v 14 Utah 6p MDT

Posted by: DB - now with ClimbAction Traction at August 31, 2023 06:38 PM (geLO8)

49 Mercedes Ruehl actually was hitting on me at a party in L.A. back in 1996.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (x0n13)

Well. I guess there's no way to disprove this.

kind of like the time I met Rachel Weisz.

Right? I mean, the world will never know of my sojourn with an 18-year old Sophie Marceau.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2023 06:39 PM (I/Qkd)

50
Sign up that girl in the light blue rompers for the Octagon.

She took out two easy as pie.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2023 06:39 PM (QzZeQ)

51 Out of 330,000,000 people in the USA the best we can do is Biden, Harris, Fienstein, Fetterman, Cortez, McConnel, etc........

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at August 31, 2023 06:39 PM (uYj1h)

52 Crazy cross dressing bastards have existed for a while and nobody really cared about their kink.

The difference now is that they are:

A.) slamming it in your face daily
B.) demanding you treat them as special
C.) demand access to your children to teach them all about being a tranny
D.) demanding you give up your morality so they can claim the high road.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:39 PM (6VKyY)

53 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6)

I'm okay with this.
Posted by: Doctor Feelgood at August 31, 2023 06:36 PM (6VKyY)

Hi everybody! I say yes too!

Posted by: Dr. N. Riviera at August 31, 2023 06:39 PM (dGCAG)

54 Don't the schools lose funding if the kids drop out or don't attend? I am confused, I thought this was why home schooling was the worstest thing evar

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2023 06:40 PM (xhaym)

55 38 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW 🚨 Doctor cleared top US Senate Republican Mitch McConnell to return to work Thursday after he appeared briefly unable to speak at a news conference
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6)

Hi Everybody!

Posted by: Dr. Nick at August 31, 2023 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

56 >>>I saw Wang Chung open for Steely Dan at the Beacon Theater. And then they joined forces to become Steely Wang Hammer, with Jan Hammer on keyboards.
Epic.

really?

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 06:40 PM (KRtlO)

57 LOL.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
BIDEN ON MCCONNELL: "It's not at all unusual to have a response that sometimes happens to Mitch when you've had a severe concussion. It's part of the recovery, and so I'm confident he's going to be back to his old self."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6)

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 31, 2023 06:40 PM (QzZeQ)

59 I ask again, when is today's disney post ?

Posted by: food man chew at August 31, 2023 06:40 PM (5LFjM)

60 >>>Is Andrew Stiles dyslexic? He said she's 38.

yeah I don't get that. Maybe it's a palindrome.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 06:41 PM (KRtlO)

61 Hi, Doctor Nick!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:41 PM (krqg6)

62 >>>59 I ask again, when is today's disney post ?

tomorrow, actually. I didn't want to do two days of Disney in a row.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 06:41 PM (KRtlO)

63 One PowerPoint panel lists the session's "Key Takeaways." Among them: "White people are not entitled to harm you"; "When interacting with white victims, speak up for yourself or for your coworkers";

These people are monsters. They're asserting through implication that white people will physically harm you, and will say or do racist things about your colleagues. They're implying that these things happen with alarming frequency, but non-white people traditionally won't report these violent and racist interactions. They're also priming people to be hyper-vigilant and to report any negative interaction or hint at racist intent by victims of crime.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 31, 2023 06:41 PM (0N1h0)

64 I ask again, when is today's disney post ?

Rachel Zegler is teh hawt. Discuss.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2023 06:42 PM (I/Qkd)

65 Don't the schools lose funding if the kids drop out or don't attend? I am confused, I thought this was why home schooling was the worstest thing evar
Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2023 06:40 PM (xhaym)

Used to, but the issue is solved by lying about attendance records. After all the kids are there 'in spirit'

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2023 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

66 so much content....much wow

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 31, 2023 06:43 PM (xcxpd)

67 Seriously though....good stuff Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 31, 2023 06:43 PM (xcxpd)

68 Ace, I sent you a Disney link via email. It's funny, especially when he starts talking about sweaty balls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:43 PM (6VKyY)

69 tomorrow, actually. I didn't want to do two days of Disney in a row.
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 06:41 PM (KRtlO)

Neither do any of their subscribers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 31, 2023 06:43 PM (FkiQP)

70 I ask again, when is today's disney post ?

Rachel Zegler is teh hawt. Discuss.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2023 06:42 PM (I/Qkd)

Aside from a few angles she seems to have some odd knots or ridges. And when she starts talking....

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2023 06:43 PM (eoQWY)

71 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
BIDEN: "There's still some deniers out there in terms of whether or not climate change had anything to do with any of this and we're gonna need a whole hell of a lot more money."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:44 PM (krqg6)

72 Mercedes Ruehl actually was hitting on me at a party in L.A. back in 1996.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (x0n13)

Well. I guess there's no way to disprove this.

kind of like the time I met Rachel Weisz.

Right? I mean, the world will never know of my sojourn with an 18-year old Sophie Marceau.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2023 06:39 PM (I/Qkd)

Nice!

Alls I got was a threesome with Jennifer Lawrence and Beyonce.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2023 06:44 PM (QzZeQ)

73 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 31, 2023 06:44 PM (T4tVD)

74 yeah I don't get that. Maybe it's a palindrome.
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 06:41 PM (KRtlO)

That means her skin's like an elephant, right?

Posted by: Dr. N. Riviera at August 31, 2023 06:44 PM (dGCAG)

75 >"When interacting with white victims, speak up for yourself or for your coworkers";

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
It's victims!

Posted by: DB - now with Invisible Flying Wedge at August 31, 2023 06:44 PM (geLO8)

76

*drool*

Posted by: Mitch at August 31, 2023 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

77 TX Supreme Court says the law banning child mutilation is legal.

https://is.gd/0ew3mg

Posted by: bonhomme at August 31, 2023 06:45 PM (0N1h0)

78 >>>Is Andrew Stiles dyslexic? He said she's 38.

yeah I don't get that. Maybe it's a palindrome.
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 06:41 PM (KRtlO)

A Palindrome? The palindrome of 38 would be Notlob!!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2023 06:45 PM (eoQWY)

79 One reason I really, really want to see Garland or Mayorkas impeached?

I really want to see Mayorkas or Garland use the Nazi Nuremburg Defense, "I was only following orders!"

Posted by: rd at August 31, 2023 06:45 PM (Bz9ud)

80 "Rachel Zegler is teh hawt. Discuss."

Needs an "el gigante" airbrush.

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 31, 2023 06:45 PM (89Sog)

81 I bought a shit ton of Under Armor clothes over the years. I stopped after their anti-hunter drama and I haven't looked back. As UA clothes wear out, I buy Eddit Bauer, 5.11 or Duluth Trading gear

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 31, 2023 06:45 PM (xcxpd)

82 Rachel Zegler is teh hawt. Discuss.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2023 06:42 PM (I/Qkd)

No and no.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 06:46 PM (dGCAG)

83 TX Supreme Court says the law banning child mutilation is legal.

https://is.gd/0ew3mg
Posted by: bonhomme at August 31, 2023 06:45 PM (0N1h0)

I swear you should be tossed out as a judge if your judgement is something like that.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2023 06:46 PM (eoQWY)

84 >>>68 Ace, I sent you a Disney link via email. It's funny, especially when he starts talking about sweaty balls.

thanks, I'll have to check that. I hate my email box, though. It's filled to the brim with every political spamster's email spam. It's literally terabytes of spam. I cannot find anything.

but i'll search. What keyword should I search for?

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 06:46 PM (KRtlO)

85 Posted by: bonhomme at August 31, 2023 06:41 PM (0N1h0)

kind of self-defeating though in an age when anyone can take their complaint to the internets and now an interaction you thought was hidden behind doors is now viral and your boss has some splainin to do

Posted by: kallisto, at August 31, 2023 06:46 PM (8ON7U)

86 BIDEN: "There's still some deniers out there in terms of whether or not climate change had anything to do with any of this and we're gonna need a whole hell of a lot more money."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:44 PM (krqg6)

You, sir, are a dumb fuck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:46 PM (6VKyY)

87 >>really?

Really, Lamont.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2023 06:46 PM (ZLI7S)

88 I could take a nap

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2023 06:46 PM (MOY79)

89 but i'll search. What keyword should I search for?

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 06:46 PM (KRtlO)

David Attenborough

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:47 PM (6VKyY)

90 Florida Utah and Nebraska Minnesota
I am ready for football. The Sox have been dreadful for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 31, 2023 06:47 PM (Eeb9P)

91 Mercedes Ruehl actually was hitting on me at a party in L.A. back in 1996.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (x0n13)

I’m somewhat surprised we’ve never met.

Posted by: LASue at August 31, 2023 06:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

92 Quote Xtweet: The Washington Post @washingtonpost 9h
Fact Checker: Here’s a guide to some of the stories told by President Biden that cannot be verified or are not plausible.

Cernovich @Cernovich 4h
Biden doesn’t “lie,” according to fact checkers.

He tells stories that cannot be verified or are not plausible.

🙃

The Dad Aesthetic @TheDadAesthetic 4h Replying to @Cernovich
He also doesn't sleep

He bows in solemnity

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:47 PM (krqg6)

93 The End Times are a good entertainment value for me and my whole family.

Posted by: SIFTY at August 31, 2023 06:48 PM (u/Bbx)

94 the first time I saw someone wearing clothing with the UA logo, it was a real douchebag so I never was really drawn to that brand anyway

Posted by: kallisto, at August 31, 2023 06:48 PM (8ON7U)

95 Able was I ere I saw Andrew Stiles.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:48 PM (krqg6)

96 And....not going to lie, I was a little turned on by the blonde in the cowboy boots in the white girl portapotty brawl.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 31, 2023 06:49 PM (xcxpd)

97 63 One PowerPoint panel lists the session's "Key Takeaways." Among them: "White people are not entitled to harm you"; "When interacting with white victims, speak up for yourself or for your coworkers";

These people are monsters. They're asserting through implication that white people will physically harm you, and will say or do racist things about your colleagues. They're implying that these things happen with alarming frequency, but non-white people traditionally won't report these violent and racist interactions. They're also priming people to be hyper-vigilant and to report any negative interaction or hint at racist intent by victims of crime.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 31, 2023 06:41 PM

+++++++++++

Don't let that evil white massa enslave you again!

Posted by: Hyperbole at August 31, 2023 06:49 PM (Dft2p)

98 Sitting through a Teams meeting with my company, the annual insurance open enrollment meeting. man, when did this shit get so complicated? there's medical, dental, vision, prevention, fitness, wellness (is that even a word?), death and dismemberment (in my role, that is a minimal threat). Oh, and now AFLAC. Yay.

Gonna need my bride to help me wade through all this booshit.

All's I want is billable work and a paycheck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 31, 2023 06:49 PM (T/Lqj)

99 Mercedes Ruehl actually was hitting on me at a party in L.A. back in 1996.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (x0n13)

I got hit on by a European Porn Starlet back in the 90's also. Sometimes things happen, that in retrospect, are pretty unbelievable.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 31, 2023 06:49 PM (CecP5)

100 Biden doesn’t “lie,” according to fact checkers.

He tells stories that cannot be verified or are not plausible.

The Dad Aesthetic @TheDadAesthetic 4h

I should have used that as a defense about a strange dude emptying the cookie jar as a kid.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2023 06:49 PM (eoQWY)

101 28 In Minneapolis, the majority of students now only attend school "inconsistently." Here and there. When they feel like it.

Same as their "educators", right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 31, 2023 06:34 PM

It's self-defense! The teachers are trying to groom us, homeschooling isn't an option because our parents are just as liberal as the teachers, so...the only option is to bail.

Posted by: Kids of Minneapolis at August 31, 2023 06:49 PM (NCgXW)

102 Rachel Zegler is teh hawt. Discuss.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2023 06:42 PM (I/Qkd)

Smoking hot Tina. Ala Selena Gomez Victoria Justice.

Posted by: JmT at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (Dgr0A)

103 Able was I ere I saw Andrew Stiles.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 06:48 PM (krqg6)

A man, a plan, a canal... Andrew Stiles.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (dGCAG)

104 I got hit on by Hugh Hefners wife once.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (6VKyY)

105 > I swear you should be tossed out as a judge if your judgement is something like that.

I think you read that wrong. TX Supreme Court said the law is fine. The law bans genital mutilation and other "gender affirming care." This is a good thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (0N1h0)

106 TX Supreme Court says the law banning child mutilation is legal.

https://is.gd/0ew3mg
Posted by: bonhomme at August 31, 2023 06:45 PM (0N1h0)
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I think the opinion said something to the effect "that elected judge from a Democrat stronghold is a political activist with no knowledge of how laws are made and she can go screw herself."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (cVjOT)

107 > so I never was really drawn to that brand anyway

Posted by: kallisto

they make good stuff but the prices are ridiculous

Posted by: DB - now with Invisible Flying Wedge at August 31, 2023 06:51 PM (geLO8)

108 As for AFLAC, I recall a time when Gilbert Gottfried was on one of the morning radio shows I listen to.

"So I get fired from AFLAC, and they hire another fella who sounds just like me!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 31, 2023 06:51 PM (T/Lqj)

109 MAGA is stealing Black voters.
Evangelicals are nazis.
White victims are racists.

Posted by: scumbagmedia at August 31, 2023 06:52 PM (9X60i)

110 Civil Rights Movement is over. The Civil Revenge Movement enters its third decade.

Posted by: SIFTY at August 31, 2023 06:52 PM (8tHGc)

111 104 I got hit on by Hugh Hefners wife once.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (6VKyY)
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Tony Fauci hit on me once, in a bath house in Chicago.

Posted by: President For Life, Barack I at August 31, 2023 06:52 PM (cVjOT)

112 >TX Supreme Court says the law banning child mutilation is legal.

Hawaiian judge joke here

Posted by: DB - now with Invisible Flying Wedge at August 31, 2023 06:52 PM (geLO8)

113 Smoking hot Tina. Ala Selena Gomez Victoria Justice.
Posted by: JmT at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (Dgr0A)

Alls I know is, if a gal speak barnyard English, until she gets to the word "Latina," and then suddenly sounds likes she's from the hills of Guatemala, that's a big turnoff.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 06:52 PM (dGCAG)

114
I saw White Girl Portapotty Brawl open for the Spice Girls at Budokan in '92.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2023 06:53 PM (QzZeQ)

115 My dog got kissed and nuzzled by Leslie Bibb.

I got a dirty look from her boyfriend, Sam Rockwell. I didn't even get a handshake and I got a dirty look.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2023 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)

116 I saw White Girl Portapotty Brawl open for the Spice Girls at Budokan in '92.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2023 06:53 PM (QzZeQ)

Very plausible

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 31, 2023 06:53 PM (xcxpd)

117 Mercedes Ruehl actually was hitting on me at a party in L.A. back in 1996.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2023 06:35 PM (x0n13)

Didn't you tell us a story of how you went out with a porn star? Or am I misremembering??

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2023 06:53 PM (idBr5)

118 > I swear you should be tossed out as a judge if your judgement is something like that.

I think you read that wrong. TX Supreme Court said the law is fine. The law bans genital mutilation and other "gender affirming care." This is a good thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (0N1h0)

Some judge below the Supremes had to say that the law was unconstitutional so it could get appealed up to the Supremes. Fire that judge, you only get one shot to fuck up like that.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2023 06:53 PM (eoQWY)

119 Ten bucks says Taylor Lorenz can't hold her breath more than eleven seconds.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2023 06:54 PM (9UlRk)

120 119 Ten bucks says Taylor Lorenz can't hold her breath more than eleven seconds.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2023 06:54 PM (9UlRk)

Twenty bucks says she can't breathe water for 4 minutes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 31, 2023 06:54 PM (xcxpd)

121 115 My dog got kissed and nuzzled by Leslie Bibb.

I got a dirty look from her boyfriend, Sam Rockwell. I didn't even get a handshake and I got a dirty look.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2023 06:53 PM (ZLI7S

If Sam Rockwell gave me a dirty look, I'd be honored. That dude is too cool for school.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:54 PM (6VKyY)

122 That brawl reminds me of the Trump vs. DeSantis threads.

Posted by: Louie 3 fingers at August 31, 2023 06:55 PM (MMe0T)

123 I got hit on by Hugh Hefners wife once.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (6VKyY)

I did too! But then I folded up the pic and put the mag under my mattress so my mom wouldn't find it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 06:55 PM (dGCAG)

124 I believe Blue Romper Stomper girl was giving proper gender affirming care.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 31, 2023 06:55 PM (CecP5)

125 Florida Utah and Nebraska Minnesota
I am ready for football. The Sox have been dreadful for a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 31, 2023 06:47 PM

=======

The Gophers -Huskers game will be nice to watch for a change. When I attended the U of M, the Nebraska game final scores at MN home games was 77-0 and 70-3.

Posted by: rd at August 31, 2023 06:55 PM (/9/zj)

126 111 104 I got hit on by Hugh Hefners wife once.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (6VKyY)
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Tony Fauci hit on me once, in a bath house in Chicago.
Posted by: President For Life, Barack I at August 31, 2023 06:52 PM (cVjOT)

Braggart.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at August 31, 2023 06:55 PM (PiwSw)

127 123 I got hit on by Hugh Hefners wife once.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (6VKyY)

I did too! But then I folded up the pic and put the mag under my mattress so my mom wouldn't find it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 06:55 PM (dGCAG

Heh. I met Kimberly Conrad at an event after she got playmate of the year. She said I was (and I quote), very handsome.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:56 PM (6VKyY)

128 Aren't the Republican senators who gave McConnell his top position able to take it away? Have another leadership vote.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 31, 2023 06:57 PM (3JfbU)

129 Or a vote of no confidence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:58 PM (6VKyY)

130 Ok, maybe not JJ. But sho was it???

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2023 06:58 PM (idBr5)

131 *who

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2023 06:58 PM (idBr5)

132 Ok, maybe not JJ. But sho was it???
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2023 06:58 PM (idBr5)

See post 99 ?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2023 06:59 PM (eoQWY)

133 Aren't the Republican senators who gave McConnell his top position able to take it away? Have another leadership vote.

Posted by: President Select Decaf

====

Such an act of defiance probably triggers all sorts of mutually assured destruction.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 31, 2023 06:59 PM (8AONa)

134 Tom Osbourne's Big Red Machine stomping the Big 8 and getting blown out by Miami or Florida St.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 31, 2023 07:00 PM (Eeb9P)

135 Aren't the Republican senators who gave McConnell his top position able to take it away? Have another leadership vote.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 31, 2023 06:57 PM (3JfbU)
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That's not how dictatorial power in a legislative body works...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 31, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

136 Alls I know is, if a gal speak barnyard English, until she gets to the word "Latina," and then suddenly sounds likes she's from the hills of Guatemala, that's a big turnoff.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 06:52 PM (dGCAG)

Yeah. Code switching is fine when it's natural and happy. When it's "Ah gots hot sauce in my purse, n***a", or "I come from the streets (in a brownstone)", not so much.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2023 07:00 PM (9UlRk)

137 McConnell's reaction reminds me of my dad who was much younger, experiencing schemic attacks. It took a while to realize something was going on occasionally and he denied a problem. Then one day, once the 'spell' was over, I asked what he had felt. He said he lost full range of vision (he had excellent eyesight) and also felt a bit numb but it passed quickly.

Dragged him to his doctor for care but he died w/i a year after suffering a stroke.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at August 31, 2023 07:00 PM (GshMh)

138 Leslie Bibb> Leslie Mann.

Posted by: JmT at August 31, 2023 07:01 PM (Dgr0A)

139 "Steely Wang-Hammer" is a great gay porn name.

Posted by: a.moron at August 31, 2023 07:01 PM (F6Xpw)

140 Aren't the Republican senators who gave McConnell his top position able to take it away? Have another leadership vote.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 31, 2023 06:57 PM (3JfbU)

I'm sure they could, but these are the same people who voted him in less than a year ago. He isn't THAT much less sentient now than he was then, and he'd just lost 4-5 winnable races.

Able is not a word I would associate with these people.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

141 They're also priming people to be hyper-vigilant and to report any negative interaction or hint at racist intent by victims of crime.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 31, 2023 06:41 PM

+++++++++++

Don't let that evil white massa enslave you again!
Posted by: Hyperbole at August 31, 2023 06:49 PM (Dft2p)

They gonna put y'all back in chains!

Posted by: The President of the United States at August 31, 2023 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

142
All's I want is billable work and a paycheck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 31, 2023 06:49 PM

Health insurance details are sometimes very very important. Our company had a high deductible plan. One year, I hit my deductible limit by March 15.

Posted by: rd at August 31, 2023 07:02 PM (izyYV)

143 I saw White Girl Portapotty Brawl open for the Spice Girls at Budokan in '92.
Posted by: naturalfake

Very plausible
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

* checks wikipedia *

Might be off by a couple years.

Also, there are 437 references used on the Spice Girls wiki page. Black Sabbath only has 276. Our culture in a nutshell.

Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2023 07:03 PM (DgGvY)

144 * Fact check: THERE IS NOTHING SAFE ABOUT REFUSING TO WEAR A MASK INDOORS AND FAILING TO ABIDE BY SOCIAL DISTANCING GUIDELINES IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC!

* Days earlier, Lorenz berated a social media user for spreading "death and disease" by not wearing a mask...

--

I'm still sort of shocked at this.

People outside of cities have been existing like it's 2012 ever since around July of 2020 and we began to understand "Oh, it's the flu. And apparently everyone has already had it or at least been exposed to it and their bodies have fought it off. And if they haven't, then how it is super contagious?"

It's incredible to me that folks seem to honestly believe they're risking death daily this way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 07:03 PM (hsOar)

145 It's amazing how many brain dead people are at the top. This is no way to run a country.

Posted by: fd at August 31, 2023 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

146 nbcdfw.com
Texas high court allows law banning gender-affirming care for transgender minors to take effect
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Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2023 07:03 PM (SKXSf)

147 Aren't the Republican senators who gave McConnell his top position able to take it away? Have another leadership vote.
Posted by: President Select Decaf

The Senate GOP conference should definitely retire him. I'm sure those discussions are taking place, just not in the propaganda press.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 31, 2023 07:04 PM (Js3tc)

148 If some Karen enforcer comes up saying I need to wear a mask, I'll let her know I've had my boosters (so I'll lie), and ask her why she is denying the safety and efficacy of the vaccine and she must be a science denier.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 31, 2023 07:04 PM (fs1hN)

149 Clink the link for that.

Are you threatening us?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 31, 2023 07:04 PM (ppBhU)

150 Aren't the Republican senators who gave McConnell his top position able to take it away? Have another leadership vote.
Posted by: President Select Decaf

Too busy grifting. Leave your number at the tone and we'll call back as soon as never.

Posted by: Republican Senators at August 31, 2023 07:05 PM (DgGvY)

151 This is no way to run a country.
Posted by: fd at August 31, 2023 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

Sure it is!

Into the ground!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 07:06 PM (dGCAG)

152 . Aren't the Republican senators who gave McConnell his top position able to take it away? Have another leadership vote.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 31, 2023 06:57 PM (3JfbU)

I'm sure they could, but these are the same people who voted him in less than a year ago. He isn't THAT much less sentient now than he was then, and he'd just lost 4-5 winnable races.

Able is not a word I would associate with these people.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 07:01 PM

=====

They were re-elected and they got theirs! Fuck the Republican Voters!

Posted by: rd at August 31, 2023 07:06 PM (izyYV)

153 Able is not a word I would associate with these people.

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Closer to Cain.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 07:07 PM (hsOar)

154 Historic Goliad County in South Texas has outlawed abortion within its unincorporated areas. On August 28, the Goliad County Commissioners Court voted unanimously

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2023 07:07 PM (SKXSf)

155 My kid's pediatrician just had Covid. She claims that she finally stopped wearing a mask at her clinic and BAM! down with Covid,. Even vaxxed and boosted, it's a mystery
My kid likes her as does the wife.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 31, 2023 07:08 PM (Eeb9P)

156 For fans, CBS is running a tribute show to Bob Barker tonight at 8:00 hosted by Drew Carey.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 07:08 PM (krqg6)

157 My one Covid mask is hanging from my rear view mirror, just in case.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 31, 2023 07:09 PM (Eeb9P)

158 Historic Goliad County in South Texas has outlawed abortion within its unincorporated areas. On August 28, the Goliad County Commissioners Court voted unanimously
Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2023 07:07 PM (SKXSf)

Holy shite, WAY too close to the ex.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 07:09 PM (dGCAG)

159 If Mitch fails, there's a possibility his wife could take his place. She has a thorough knowledge of the workings - or not - of Federal government.

What would John Letterman do?

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at August 31, 2023 07:09 PM (GshMh)

160 *beeeeeep*

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 31, 2023 07:09 PM (guGkK)

161 Where does one obtain a "steely wang hammer"?

Asking for Paulo...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 31, 2023 07:10 PM (CCSxw)

162 Via Lost in Space: White girl brawl in Pittsburgh.

That chick in the light blue is a brawler. She fought everybody and didn't even look winded. Nice thighs too.

I give this white-girl brawl 4/5 stars.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 31, 2023 07:10 PM (ppBhU)

163 145 It's amazing how many brain dead people are at the top. This is no way to run a country.
Posted by: fd at August 31, 2023 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

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You really think the elected officials actually run anything?

That's so special!

Posted by: The Deep State Bureaucracy at August 31, 2023 07:10 PM (izyYV)

164 Some Kentuckian said if Mitch resigned his replacement would be determined by the Demon Idiot governor.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 31, 2023 07:11 PM (Js3tc)

165 California should be returned to territory status and the entirety of its government should be picked by congress.

Wouldn't be worse than it is now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2023 07:11 PM (IG4Id)

166 Aren't the Republican senators who gave McConnell his top position able to take it away? Have another leadership vote.
Posted by: President Select Decaf

The Senate GOP conference should definitely retire him. I'm sure those discussions are taking place, just not in the propaganda press.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
_____________

We can't get rid of him. The state law requiring the gov to select from a list provided by our overwhelmingly Republican General Assembly will get challenged. No doubt an Obama or Biden appointed federal judge will draw the case due to forum shopping. And we can't count on Cameron winning in November. Looks like us Kentuckians are going to be dumb enough to re-elect Beshear.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 31, 2023 07:12 PM (Dm8we)

167 For fans, CBS is running a tribute show to Bob Barker tonight at 8:00 hosted by Drew Carey.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 07:08 PM (krqg6)

Hmm. Do I want to watch that, or would I rather have what's behind the curtain?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2023 07:13 PM (guGkK)

168 ======

You really think the elected officials actually run anything?

That's so special!
Posted by: The Deep State Bureaucracy
--------------------------------------------

If you don't change the bird cage paper regularly stuff really starts to pile up.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2023 07:13 PM (SKXSf)

169 NYT, Nov 2014: Debbie Dingell Ready for Spotlight as Her Husband, the ‘Dean’ of Congress, Steps Aside

Just a reminder...

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at August 31, 2023 07:14 PM (GshMh)

170 * Fact check: THERE IS NOTHING SAFE ABOUT REFUSING TO WEAR A MASK INDOORS AND FAILING TO ABIDE BY SOCIAL DISTANCING GUIDELINES IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC!

i thought they cancelled the pandemic for pride season

Posted by: anachronda at August 31, 2023 07:14 PM (oY6Yp)

171 Mitch McredChinkasshole is fine.

Like a turd, just keep polishing him.

He’ll be fine.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 31, 2023 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

172 Coming next: Joe Biden's 22-year-old personal trainer swears he can run a mile in 40 seconds, and can blast out the knots in a plank of wood with his steely wang-hammer.

that's nothing. i hit 18 holes in one the first time i picked up a golf club.

Posted by: kim jong-il at August 31, 2023 07:15 PM (oY6Yp)

173 I just can't wait until the whole government is populated with Weekend at Bernies bodies propped up by power hungry staffers.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 31, 2023 07:17 PM (Dwg9a)

174 >If some Karen enforcer comes up saying I need to wear a mask, I'll let her know I've had my boosters

I'll just start coughing

Posted by: DB - now with Invisible Flying Wedge at August 31, 2023 07:17 PM (geLO8)

175 Weren't the Crusades on behalf of St. George Floyd supposed to improve the lot of black folks?

asserting that education will improve the lot of black folk is yet another sign of white supremacy

Posted by: anachronda at August 31, 2023 07:19 PM (oY6Yp)

176 >>Um... no the concussion gave him epilepsy (if this is due to a concussion and not due to unreported strokes). Epilepsy is a not a cold you just get over with some chicken soup and Vitamin D. It's a chronic condition.

At the end of the day, Senescence and Entropy win, every time, all the time.

Mitch is a short timer and evidently a corrupt, striving toe tagger.

When the controlling authorities of the universe take him, it will be a good day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2023 07:19 PM (XV/Pl)

177 To absolutely no one's surprise...

@JackPosobiec 23m
BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2023 07:20 PM (IG4Id)

178 KJP: "I've had conversations with some of your colleagues in the White House press corps, when we travel abroad, [about] how it is hard for us to keep up with this president"

Name those colleagues. Name them.

FWIW, this brings to mind that media parrot who trailed the Notorious RBG to her workout, and lamented that he could barely keep up with her vigor.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 31, 2023 07:20 PM (K58O6)

179 176 Mitch is a short timer and evidently a corrupt, striving toe tagger.

oh. *tagger*.

Posted by: randy marsh at August 31, 2023 07:20 PM (oY6Yp)

180 Heart opened for Hole in Cleveland?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 31, 2023 07:20 PM (qik3p)

181 When the controlling authorities of the universe take him, it will be a good day.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

We've lost a bit of our control here lately. It's really a bit embarrassing.

Posted by: Controlling Powers of the Universe at August 31, 2023 07:21 PM (ZN9JT)

182 Hmm. Do I want to watch that, or would I rather have what's behind the curtain?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2023 07:13 PM (guGkK)

That was Let's Make a Deal.

Posted by: InZona at August 31, 2023 07:22 PM (T6ga+)

183 Fat black women in commercials are pretty much the norm. The only ones like that. Overweight basically their standard.

Posted by: JmT at August 31, 2023 07:22 PM (Dgr0A)

184 @TheBabylonBee
Wives Across South Break Out Fall Decorations As Temperatures Briefly Dip Below 100

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2023 07:22 PM (IG4Id)

185 Stephanie Ruehl was kinda hot back in the day.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 31, 2023 07:23 PM (xzcUo)

186 I bet Mitch, Joe, DiFi, and Taylor Lorenz could get a hell of a monthly group rate bargain, for four adjacent rooms at an Old Folks Home.

Posted by: GL at August 31, 2023 07:23 PM (5fDan)

187 My kid's pediatrician just had Covid. She claims that she finally stopped wearing a mask at her clinic and BAM! down with Covid,. Even vaxxed and boosted, it's a mystery
My kid likes her as does the wife.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC
-

The willful and purposeful destruction of the faith and confidence that regular people had with their own doctors and their thoughts towards the medical field in general has been one of the most tragic casualties in all of this.

That and knowing 100% without a doubt that there will never be a cure for cancer. We watched that story play out two to three short years ago.

Doctors: "Great news! There's a well-tested, readily available generic medicine that costs seven cents per dose that will not only prevent people from getting sick but help badly sick people recover quickly!"

FDA and state medical boards: "There is no treatment for COVID. If you prescribe that you will lose your license. This emergency use authorization shot that doesn't stop you from getting sick, stop you from spreading the illness, and will alter your system so that you will get sick more easily and require perpetual care is the only approved treatment."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 07:23 PM (hsOar)

188 Heart opened for Hole in Cleveland?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid

There's a dirty joke in there,... just can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 31, 2023 07:23 PM (ZN9JT)

189 Maybe someone took out the Resurrection Ship.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 31, 2023 07:24 PM (xzcUo)

190 KJP: "I've had conversations with some of your colleagues in the White House press corps, when we travel abroad, [about] how it is hard for us to keep up with this president"

--

They tell the truth, but you have to listen.

It's hard to keep up with this president. They don't know what he's going to do or which direction he's going to go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 07:25 PM (hsOar)

191 188 Heart opened for Hole in Cleveland?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid

There's a dirty joke in there,... just can't quite put my finger on it.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 31, 2023 07:23 PM (ZN9JT)

There's a hole in my heart that goes all the way to China...

Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at August 31, 2023 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

192 BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised

That will sink him.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 31, 2023 07:25 PM (ga8qR)

193 just can't quite put my finger on it.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 31, 2023 07:23 PM (ZN9JT)

In it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 07:25 PM (dGCAG)

194 If they brought you, you gotta dance with 'em.

Who else would have Karine on staff?

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at August 31, 2023 07:25 PM (GshMh)

195 So if thy want to have another lockdown, does that mean everyone works from home and student loans are postponed again?

Posted by: Megthered at August 31, 2023 07:26 PM (AZz1c)

196 The willful and purposeful destruction of the faith and confidence that regular people had with their own doctors and their thoughts towards the medical field in general has been one of the most tragic casualties in all of this.

Is it?

They didn't just become hopeless fuckups when Covid happened. They've been hopeless fuckups all along. Now, people are just burdened with this knowledge.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 31, 2023 07:26 PM (ppBhU)

197 @177

>>@JackPosobiec 23m
BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised

What would be the pimp move would be to require him to wear an Orange Jumpsuit and be shackled while in court.

Fanni is just the gal to do that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2023 07:27 PM (XV/Pl)

198 177 To absolutely no one's surprise...

@JackPosobiec 23m
BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2023 07:20 PM (IG4Id

That seems perfectly on the up and up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 07:27 PM (5xURv)

199 Mehdi Hassan is a reliable source, according to Trump, as long as what he's saying is bad about DeSantis.

Posted by: can of spam at August 31, 2023 07:27 PM (7oNMO)

200 BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised

Let the show trials being.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2023 07:27 PM (V8he0)

201 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 9m
BREAKING: *Active Shooter* At least 2 dead, multiple injured in shooting at The #Arboretum Shopping Center in #Austin, Texas

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 29s
UPDATE 🚨 The suspect is in custody.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 07:28 PM (krqg6)

202 175 Weren't the Crusades on behalf of St. George Floyd supposed to improve the lot of black folks?

asserting that education will improve the lot of black folk is yet another sign of white supremacy

Posted by: anachronda at August 31, 2023 07:19 PM (oY6Yp)

Also, it is a Federal Crime to try to change the culture of Indigenous Peoples. Making blacks learn the three R's in the Native Tribal Hoods would clearly violate the Federal Indigenous Peoples Culture Protection Act.

Posted by: GL at August 31, 2023 07:29 PM (5fDan)

203 ... At least 2 dead, ..
New standard for mass shooting.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 31, 2023 07:29 PM (ga8qR)

204 Some on the Left, such as Mehdi Hassan, are still on a crusade to convince Americans that the shutdowns and mandates during COVID were great for everybody.
Last week he did a show focused on how closing schools down during COVID was a good idea (although, in a fascinating twist, he sometimes seemed to imply that time in school itself is bad for kids). You can watch his idiocy here:

Oh medi hasan, the guy writes articles trump likes to share about how bad desantis is.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2023 07:29 PM (MGB5H)

205 ugh...begin

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2023 07:29 PM (V8he0)

206 KJP: "I've had conversations with some of your colleagues in the White House press corps, when we travel abroad, [about] how it is hard for us to keep up with this president"
___________

True, because he's like a dog that keeps wandering off and trying to eat shit he shouldn't.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 31, 2023 07:29 PM (Dm8we)

207 We can't get rid of him. The state law requiring the gov to select from a list provided by our overwhelmingly Republican General Assembly will get challenged. No doubt an Obama or Biden appointed federal judge will draw the case due to forum shopping. And we can't count on Cameron winning in November. Looks like us Kentuckians are going to be dumb enough to re-elect Beshear.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 31, 2023 07:12 PM (Dm8we)

Screw that. Nobody elected whatever staffer is doing his work to anything. Get him the hell out and let Kentucky fall how it falls. Serves them right for electing a Democrat to anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2023 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

208 >>To absolutely no one's surprise...

>>@JackPosobiec 23m
BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised

I am surprised. Neither the trials in NYC nor in DC are being televised because they are clown shows just like this will be.

This is good for Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

209 > BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised

why

Posted by: DB - now with Invisible Flying Wedge at August 31, 2023 07:32 PM (geLO8)

210 At Instapundit, Ed Driscoll quotes James Pethkoukis confirming that, despite the sage witness of Mehdi Hasan, the school lockdowns demanded by his liberal teachers union allies were in fact a disaster for children.
_________

That does mean the schools are better than I thought they were. I'd have predicted that closing them would make kids smarter. Anything that gets them away from the credentialed and tenured child abusers has to help.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 31, 2023 07:32 PM (brAQZ)

211 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 18m
Update on the active shooter in Austin Texas Mall:
First responding units found many victims of gunshot wounds.

One victim had a head wound from a bullet. Shooter reportedly lying flat.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 17m
Update on the Arboretum shopping center in Austin, Texas:

Two adult patients who were pronounced dead at the site. Two more people have been taken to the hospital in a vehicle.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 07:32 PM (krqg6)

212 I saw power hungry staffers open for stone temple pilots at the riv in 97

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2023 07:33 PM (MGB5H)

213 "that would require that Mitch McConnell act for the benefit of the party he's supposedly a leader for, rather than for the benefit of Mitch McConnell, so I feel pretty stupid even broaching the possibility."

Somebody's been channelling Lamont the Big Dummy again...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 31, 2023 07:34 PM (dfpOV)

214

Judge: Mr. Trump do you have anything to say?
Trump: You're fired.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2023 07:34 PM (SKXSf)

215 JackPosobiec 23m
BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised

Jeez. They're just begging for a response aren't they?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2023 07:35 PM (d3iFy)

216 Update on the Arboretum shopping center in Austin, Texas:

Two adult patients who were pronounced dead at the site. Two more people have been taken to the hospital in a vehicle.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
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Austin is a gun free city. Right?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (SKXSf)

217 No state is as whacked out as Wisconsin, Hard Left Governor, GOP controlled house and senate, one hard left Senator, One Hard Right Senator, Hard Left SCOTUS, most statewide offices hard left.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (XV/Pl)

218 The willful and purposeful destruction of the faith and confidence that regular people had with their own doctors and their thoughts towards the medical field in general has been one of the most tragic casualties in all of this.

Is it?

They didn't just become hopeless fuckups when Covid happened. They've been hopeless fuckups all along. Now, people are just burdened with this knowledge.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

--

Yeah, you're probably right.

It's probably a lot like someone in Utah growing up enjoying diversity in TV and commercials and movies before moving to Birmingham or St. Louis or Charlotte or Atlanta and thinking "Wait, why is this so different?"

But maybe that's the point. The charade was what held a lot of stuff together, and once one side decided to destroy it and be their True Selves, the system starts to collapse in on itself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (hsOar)

219 KY that bastion of conservatism already has a few school districts that have closed for wu flu.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (MGB5H)

220 alabama I cannot find your email.

Also I think that nurse ratched sent some sea stack pics, I think to CBD; I can't find those either.

My email box is nothing but fucking spam from every RINO politician's spokesman and pJ Media and breitbart.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

221
209 > BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised

why
Posted by: DB - now with Invisible Flying Wedge at August 31, 2023 07:32 PM (geLO

Ratings, and ad revenue…

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (PCK5/)

222 Aren't the Republican senators who gave McConnell his top position able to take it away? Have another leadership vote.
Posted by: President Select Decaf

Mitch was voted the Official Senate Republican Divider and Distributor of the Loaves and Fishes. (Sometimes known as Senate Minority Leader.) If Mitch is voted out during a Congressional Term, all the signed-in-blood agreements for who gets what during this Congressional Term will be voided. Unholy chaotic hell will breakout in the Republican Caucus Room. We don't want that, do we?

Posted by: GL at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (5fDan)

223 can you just tell me what this is, alabama, so I can look it up?

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

224 That does mean the schools are better than I thought they were. I'd have predicted that closing them would make kids smarter. Anything that gets them away from the credentialed and tenured child abusers has to help.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 31, 2023 07:32 PM (brAQZ)

They probably forgot what pronouns of the 77 available applied to them, or what order the LGBT..... letters have veto power.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (eoQWY)

225 What prison might they use for PDT??

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 2h
#BREAKING FULTON COUNTY, Ga. -- One inmate is dead and two others are injured after a stabbing incident on Thursday afternoon at the Fulton County Jail, according to the Fulton County Sheriff's Office.

The stabbings come just days after a detainee died inside the Rice Street jail after filing a civil rights complaint citing excessive force.

The stabbing at Fulton County jail was the fourth death at the jail in just the last month.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (krqg6)

226 215 JackPosobiec 23m
BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised

Jeez. They're just begging for a response aren't they?
Posted by: Diogenes at
-----------------------------

Trump requested it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2023 07:37 PM (SKXSf)

227 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 18m
Update on the active shooter in Austin Texas Mall:
First responding units found many victims of gunshot wounds.

-

Shouldn't take too long before Our Betters decide if this is news or not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 07:37 PM (hsOar)

228 START SOMEWHERE with ONE FUCKUP DEMOCRAT!
Posted by: rd

This!!! Woodchipper only serves one customer at a time.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 31, 2023 07:38 PM (dfpOV)

229 Austin is a gun free city. Right?
---------
I assume so.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 24m
Texas: Austin police department has been called to apartments where 6-month-old was shot and killed.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 07:38 PM (krqg6)

230
Also, it is a Federal Crime to try to change the culture of Indigenous Peoples. Making blacks learn the three R's in the Native Tribal Hoods would clearly violate the Federal Indigenous Peoples Culture Protection Act.
Posted by: GL

If they aren't cautious, they'll find themselves attemtping to change my civilized culture. Which shall bring out my just under the surface indignant rage vigilante culture. Should be very interesting to see whom has the resolve to go total warfare in that fuck it all scenario

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at August 31, 2023 07:38 PM (EAIIO)

231 My email box is nothing but fucking spam from every RINO politician's spokesman and pJ Media and breitbart.
Posted by: ace

You need a seekret Horde address.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2023 07:40 PM (SKXSf)

232 If they aren't cautious, they'll find themselves attemtping to change my civilized culture. Which shall bring out my just under the surface indignant rage vigilante culture. Should be very interesting to see whom has the resolve to go total warfare in that fuck it all scenario
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone

I'm your huckleberry
-fbi agent doning tach gear for pre-dawn raid

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2023 07:40 PM (MGB5H)

233 226 215 JackPosobiec 23m
BREAKING: Trump's Georgia trial will be televised

Jeez. They're just begging for a response aren't they?
Posted by: Diogenes at
-----------------------------

Trump requested it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2023 07:37 PM (SKXSf)

Red meat for the base…

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2023 07:40 PM (PCK5/)

234 If they aren't cautious, they'll find themselves attemtping to change my civilized culture. Which shall bring out my just under the surface indignant rage vigilante culture. Should be very interesting to see whom has the resolve to go total warfare in that fuck it all scenario
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at August 31, 2023 07:38 PM (EAIIO)

You should rewind all the way to Winged Hussar culture.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2023 07:40 PM (eoQWY)

235 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 18m
Update on the active shooter in Austin Texas Mall:
First responding units found many victims of gunshot wounds.

-

The last couple have been Orientals, right?

What's the Oriental population percentage in Austin I wonder?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 07:41 PM (hsOar)

236 Heh. I met Kimberly Conrad at an event after she got playmate of the year. She said I was (and I quote), very handsome.
Posted by at August 31, 2023 06:56 PM (6VKyY)

...and then you woke up ? [humor]

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2023 07:41 PM (V13WU)

237 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 24m
Texas: Austin police department has been called to apartments where 6-month-old was shot and killed.
Posted by: andycanuck

Summer can't be over soon enough.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2023 07:41 PM (SKXSf)

238 223 can you just tell me what this is, alabama, so I can look it up?
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

YouTube. Death of disney by David Attenborough

https://tinyurl.com/26yy8xhn

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 07:42 PM (5xURv)

239 I'm your huckleberry
-fbi agent doning tach gear for pre-dawn raid

--

I told you not to put that Gadsden flag on your backpack.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 07:42 PM (hsOar)

240 Who do you think will have the vast majority of K-12 teaching positions, a fair amount of school psychologists jobs, and most school administrator positions in cities, collar counties, and many suburbs?

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at August 31, 2023 07:42 PM (GshMh)

241 127 123 I got hit on by Hugh Hefners wife once.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 06:50 PM (6VKyY)

I did too! But then I folded up the pic and put the mag under my mattress so my mom wouldn't find it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2023 06:55 PM (dGCAG

Heh. I met Kimberly Conrad at an event after she got playmate of the year. She said I was (and I quote), very handsome.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Hah! Kimberly was involved in my tryst too. No wait, that was Kimberly Clark. Nevermind.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 31, 2023 07:42 PM (6h/1/)

242 Let the show trials being.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2023 07:27 PM (V8he0)

History does repeat itself. Uncle Joe and now Slow Joe…the commies love show trials.

Should be a blast!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 31, 2023 07:43 PM (R/m4+)

243 I imagine you all dated Morgan Fairchild too…

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2023 07:43 PM (PCK5/)

244 I imagine you all dated Morgan Fairchild too…

Not all at the same time, that would have been awkward.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 31, 2023 07:44 PM (Bd6X8)

245 thanks, alabama. I did search for alabama, disney, and david attenborough, and I got zero responses.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2023 07:44 PM (KRtlO)

246 No worries! Hope you enjoy it

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 07:45 PM (5xURv)

247 I told you not to put that Gadsden flag on your backpack.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

*fbi agent shoots indiscriminately into crowd*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2023 07:45 PM (MGB5H)

248 I imagine you all dated Morgan Fairchild too…
----------
My beautiful wife!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 07:45 PM (krqg6)

249 You would think - being that DC Republicans and DC Democrats are such mortal enemies, and all - that the Dems would be the first to pounce on the fact that Glitch McConnell is unable to lead the Republicans in crushing Chuck Schumer and the rest of Dem leadership. Turns out that they're not pouncing at all.

Talk about the dog that's not barking.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2023 07:46 PM (ox7zh)

250 I wouldn't dare Morgan Fairchild.

Her nose was too sharp.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 07:46 PM (5xURv)

251 I wouldn't dare Morgan Fairchild.

Her nose was too sharp.
2/10
Would not bang

-TJM

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2023 07:47 PM (MGB5H)

252 It is rather telling that a two decade plus Japanese Cooking Competition Show, that's overdubbed in English is better and more entertaining than anything currently on television.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2023 07:47 PM (XV/Pl)

253 Austin is a gun free city. Right?

No. I'm sure they would like to be but TX has pre-emption laws.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 31, 2023 07:48 PM (nfrXX)

254 Nood!

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at August 31, 2023 07:48 PM (V1lUW)

255 thanks, alabama. I did search for alabama, disney, and david attenborough, and I got zero responses.
Posted by: ace

--

Be thankful the gatekeepers are keeping you safe, citizen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 07:48 PM (hsOar)

256 Scott McAfee is the judge in Atlanta who is presiding over the Trump trial and made the ruling about televising the trials. Take a look at his bio. Not to many leftists are members of the Federalist Society.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2023 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)

257 It is rather telling that a two decade plus Japanese Cooking Competition Show, that's overdubbed in English is better and more entertaining than anything currently on television.

The dust on the TV is more worthwhile than the programming.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 31, 2023 07:49 PM (Bd6X8)

258 @ace: "Say, wasn't Minneapolis ground zero for the "Good Trouble" riots and arsons?"

I hereby announce my role as the official AoSHQ Minneapolis Correspondent for the next round of good trouble when it happens 'cause we all know it's inevitably gonna happen again.

*begins googling for fashionably retro aviator goggles*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 31, 2023 07:51 PM (k1Qly)

259 256 Scott McAfee is the judge in Atlanta who is presiding over the Trump trial and made the ruling about televising the trials. Take a look at his bio. Not to many leftists are members of the Federalist Society.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2023 07:48 PM (ZLI7S

Trump is hated on both sides of the fence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2023 07:52 PM (5xURv)

260 Nood!

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at August 31, 2023 07:48 PM (V1lUW)

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Had my first first in awhile -- 'and ... it's gone!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 31, 2023 07:53 PM (f6UzA)

261 we wuz robbed

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at August 31, 2023 07:53 PM (V1lUW)

262 LIars~~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2023 07:54 PM (IG4Id)

263 Bright sunny day on LI's north shore. I felt chilly eating lunch but warmed up nicely once I got back to work. High 80's next week with lows only to 75, no rain, so good tomato weather

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 31, 2023 07:54 PM (Eeb9P)

264 >>Trump is hated on both sides of the fence.

Very true, hard to tell who the allies are these days. But he also clerked for a judge appointed by Sonny Perdue, Trump Sec of Agriculture.

In any case televising the trial is something leftists have fought against because they don't want anyone to see how preposterous these charges are. Trump is being charged in Atlanta with what politicians on both sides of the aisle have been doing forever. It's a joke case and will be a joke trial.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2023 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)

265 Wha hoppen? Cafe went away

Posted by: I am Mapes, the Shadout Housekeeper at August 31, 2023 07:55 PM (PiwSw)

266 Re-NOOD Cafe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 31, 2023 07:56 PM (f6UzA)

267 Closer to Cain.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 07:07 PM (hsOar)

Cain actually made things and built cities.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2023 07:56 PM (xhaym)

268 My dog got kissed and nuzzled by Leslie Bibb.

I got a dirty look from her boyfriend, Sam Rockwell. I didn't even get a handshake and I got a dirty look.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2023 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)

I was at her wedding. Not to Sam.

Posted by: LASue at August 31, 2023 07:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

269 Nood!
Posted by: Admirale's Mate

* checks for nood *

* checks for undernood *

Arrr, the Mate be temptin' the Barrel.

* checks for nood again *

Well, ye're safe this time, matey.

Posted by: bo'sun mikeski at August 31, 2023 07:58 PM (DgGvY)

270 "I refer you to the curious incident of the GOPe in the nighttime."

"But the GOPe did nothing in the nighttime."

"That was the curious incident."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 31, 2023 07:58 PM (krqg6)

271 Cain actually made things and built cities.

--

And established the entire basis for Democrats' religious views.

"Am I my brother's keeper?"
- Murderer's smartass quip to God

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 31, 2023 08:05 PM (hsOar)

272 Newsom and her should have dinner and then get a room.

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2023 09:31 PM (OUiUM)

273 White girl brawl in Pittsburgh.

Saving the best for last!!11!

Now, if we could get congress to behave properly, we could at least be entertained while we are being fuuked over by them.

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