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Nikki Haley Has a New Campaign Slogan and It's Duh-mazing

John Now at Friendster Ekdahl
@JohnEkdahl

Nikki Haley is really running with "Underestimate me. That'll be fun." as a campaign slogan? Yeesh.

Yes, she is trying out the slogan "Underestimate me-- that'll be fun."

She had it printed on t-shirts.

Which she wore.

nikkihaleyunderestimatemeresize.jpg

I haven't felt this level of secondhand cringe since I heard Obama say that he pounds men in the ass on the daily. (But only in his mind -- Wink!)

Posted by: Ace at 02:24 PM




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1 She's got my vote!

Posted by: Eric Erickson at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (53oGX)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (53oGX)

3 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

4 doesn't anybody here know how to play this game?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (i9ffA)

5 I don't think it's possible to underestimate you, Nikki.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (fKIdX)

6 If she ran against Lindsey Graham for the senate seat...she'd get creamed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

8 6 If she ran against Lindsey Graham for the senate seat...she'd get creamed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

Not Lindsey's type I'm afraid...

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (53oGX)

9 Underestimate me. Overestimate yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

10 That sounds like something that sounds cool at one a.m. when you've had a few vodka tonics.

But it should never pass the "light of day" test.

Posted by: eleven at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (iziT8)

11 No Nikki... You're everything I thought you'd be.. And I don't mean that in a good way

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (bs+z0)

12 Alt Nikki Hayley T-Shirt Slogan:

Shoot It On My Tits

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (6ox+6)

13 Her chin… it frightens…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (PCK5/)

14 Cringe. A bit of modesty would serve someone well for 2028. That's assuming American elections are still a going concern, though.

She hasn't lost half her support over the year, though, so she's hardly the least competent candidate in the race.

Posted by: trev006 at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (+Wz5+)

15 "Underestimate me. That'll be fun."
++++
Fun. Impossible. Something, anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (kBSKe)

16 I think our estimate of Nicky's skills are correct.
She works well when given directives; but, is a weathervane when making up her own mind.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (9aXwt)

17 At least GWB's "Misunderestimated" was humorously self-deprecating.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (bNf8H)

18 I’m waiting for Goucher College Grad Jonah to tell me why this is brilliant.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (XwuoD)

19 The woman is going to end up placing 5th or 6th in the race, at best, when vote totals are tallied up, and I doubt she gets any delegates at all.

But she'll raise $35 million easy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

20 6 If she ran against Lindsey Graham for the senate seat...she'd get creamed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

Did someone say "creamed"?

Posted by: Obama at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (fKIdX)

21 Nikki can't take 12 inches in the ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (us2H3)

22 You think she wears a 70yr old grandma bra?

Posted by: Biggest at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (kxOqd)

23 Is she polling above 1 %?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (IjPMX)

24 Nickki Haley is the Carly Fiorina of Mike Pences.

Posted by: fly gal at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (bIeZv)

25 14 Cringe. A bit of modesty would serve someone well for 2028. That's assuming American elections are still a going concern, though.

She hasn't lost half her support over the year, though, so she's hardly the least competent candidate in the race.
Posted by: trev006 at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (+Wz5+)

Does that mean Asa is on track because 0 support is 0 support lost?

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (53oGX)

26 Shoot On My Tits
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (6ox+6)

As the tagline for a Wonder Woman prn parody, this could work.

Posted by: trev006 at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (+Wz5+)

27 Underestimate me once -- shame on you.

Underestimate me twice -- hold my beer.

Posted by: eleven at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (iziT8)

28 Correct me if I'm wrong... she was a southern Governor who sold out southern heritage for Twitter likes and our Ambassador to WhoGivesAShit.

Is it actually possible to underestimate someone whose political attraction is having a vagina and ever so slightly more melanin?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (uvymP)

29 Exceed my expectations. It'll be fun.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (Mzdiz)

30 Huh, Obama always struck me as more of a catcher than a pitcher.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (eYoxG)

31 Nikki looks a little gaunt ... but maybe it is all that hard work?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (Cus5s)

32 I will only vote for Nikki Haley if she sings "Dixie" while wearing a Confederate Battle Flag bikini.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (hqgX1)

33 I haven't felt this level of secondhand cringe since I heard Obama say that he pounds men in the ass on the daily. (But only in his mind -- Wink!)
++++
You want cringe, Ace? I'll show you cringe. Here's an ad for Gillette's "Venus" line of lady's grooming products. It's cringe level "plaid:"
https://youtu.be/u2eSnvB5D3k

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (kBSKe)

34 I told you she was past her prime.

Posted by: Don L at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (nIRE6)

35 Remember Wayland Flowers and Madame? Nikki has Madame's chin.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (PiwSw)

36 Sad. Pathetic. The Worst. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Disappointment.

No-Brains Nikki sucked the tranny cock.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (UnA8+)

37 Nikki may have over estimated herself.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (2YtOq)

38 Shut up and show us ur tits Nicky!

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (VMFAF)

39 I expect you’ll get 1.3% of the vote. When you get 1.4% you will have been right I suppose.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (XwuoD)

40 Oh ffs.

Who came up with that? Some millennial douchebag feminist "gurl power" purple haired tatted freak show who fell
Face first into a tackle
Box?

Jeepers, Nikki. Be better.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (MZ8pM)

41 My handlers didn't position me for success.

I one anyway.

Posted by: George 'Shrub' Bush at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (OUiUM)

42 22 You think she wears a 70yr old grandma bra?
Posted by: Biggest at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (kxOqd)

My imagination tells me...

Posted by: Barry at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (53oGX)

43
"Undress me with your mind. That'll be fun."


- - A better, more serviceable Nikki Haley slogan

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

44
Nikki: The Greatest UN Ambassador in History

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (MoZTd)

45 Correct me if I'm wrong... she was a southern Governor who sold out southern heritage for Twitter likes and our Ambassador to WhoGivesAShit.

Is it actually possible to underestimate someone whose political attraction is having a vagina and ever so slightly more melanin?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (uvymP)

When I think how gullible I used to be, I sigh.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (Mzdiz)

46 I haven't felt this level of secondhand cringe since I heard Obama say that he pounds men in the ass on the daily.

Pretty sure that you've got the pounding direction backward. Big Mike don't catch.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (uvymP)

47 The woman is going to end up placing 5th or 6th in the race, at best, when vote totals are tallied up, and I doubt she gets any delegates at all.

But she'll raise $35 million easy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Might not be that much, but it's possible. And she'll find a way to siphon off at least 50% of the total.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (kBSKe)

48 The only thing really interesting about Haley is her name is Nikki and she spells it like a stripper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

49 23 Is she polling above 1 %?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (IjPMX)

=======

Her latest email blast is probably along these lines:

Headline: "New poll shows Nikki surging! Donate today to help keep the fight for conservative principles going!"

The actual poll will be one in Iowa where she goes from 3% to 5% (statistical noise).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

50 She is probably a hit around Halloween time…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (PCK5/)

51 Is it possible to UNDER-estimate her ? Zero delegates - that's my prediction. I don't think you can get under that much

Posted by: deadrody at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (kYmXc)

52 >Alt Nikki Hayley T-Shirt Slogan:


Sammich Artist

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (6ox+6)

53 The most scrumulescent thing I saw was Pence saying the Weaponization of the DOJ/FBI started when they went after Hillary Clinton.

What can you say, the man is a turd.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (up/3i)

54 Does that mean Asa is on track because 0 support is 0 support lost?
Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (53oGX)

A rounding error in his favor might start talking of the Great Arkansas Comeback. For one news cycle.

Posted by: trev006 at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (+Wz5+)

55 I thought it was "misunderestimate"...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (MeG8a)

56 Nikki Haley is a borderline trailtor considering she shivs almost every Republican.

She should try to get Obama to become straight.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (d2bW3)

57 Inspiring. Totally

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (ytSiK)

58

Sexretary of the Interior, brah!

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (j4U/Z)

59 (But only in his mind -- Wink Twink!)
---------
Fixed!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (krqg6)

60 She works well when given directives; but, is a weathervane when making up her own mind.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Most pols are empty, uncritical vessels easily directed. I guarantee her staffers are democrats that struggle with having to help a *cough* Republican daily.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (IG4Id)

61 "None of you thought it was possible to both suck and blow at the same time. But I proved all y'all wrong!"

-- Darling Nikki

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (KbCG3)

62 Vote Haley - I'll take down your statues and ban your speech slower then Joe Biden

Posted by: Niki Haley '24 at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (lc5cP)

63
It would have been great if she'd saved this for a debate, or a live response to some stupid question/suggestion.

"Nuts."
"You're no John Kennedy."
"There you go again."
"Only Rosie O'Donnell!"

Coulda been legend, but no.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (lCaJd)

64 43
"Undress me with your mind. That'll be fun."


- - A better, more serviceable Nikki Haley slogan
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Not interested

Posted by: Barry at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (53oGX)

65 Sponge, good but it lacks the clarity of Garrett’s version

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (nIRE6)

66 Her consultants get paid hundred of thousands of dollars to come up with these gems.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (XwuoD)

67 They're all criminals.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (pHPwR)

68 Her t-shirt thing is lame. Just like she is.

In other news.... Hubbymayhem has added to my goofy t-shirt collection! My new shirt had the picture of a spork and the caption... Fear the spork for the spork does not fear you!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (Wy1BU)

69 47 Might not be that much, but it's possible. And she'll find a way to siphon off at least 50% of the total.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (kBSKe)

=========

I don't think I would oppose an abolition on political ads on television along with a requirement that anything not spent has to get donated to pay down the federal debt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

70 I suppose I’d underestimate you, Nikki, if I ever thought of you at all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (u73oe)

71 >Alt Nikki Hayley T-Shirt Slogan:


$20. Same as in Town.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (6ox+6)

72 Vote Haley - you can fantasize about me having sex before my prayer breakfasts too

Posted by: Niki Haley '24 at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (lc5cP)

73 Ha! She's right!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (nFPx7)

74 i posted a picture of the Goofy Garment, in case you didn't believe me.

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (KRtlO)

75 She hasn't lost half her support over the year, though, so she's hardly the least competent candidate in the race.
Posted by: trev006 at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (+Wz5+)


Although, when you've only got two supporters they're pretty hardcore.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (uvymP)

76
I'll Do Anything To Get You To Vote For Me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (MoZTd)

77 She's going for the Mama Bear demo.
I really hate that term. So cringe.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (VMFAF)

78 I will only vote for Nikki Haley if she sings "Dixie" while wearing a Confederate Battle Flag bikini.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (hqgX1)



Huh......


https://is.gd/DupISh

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Haley/Christie 2024

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (bs+z0)

80
You're a swinish political creature, less woman than sow.

There. I just *overestimated* you, Nikki. How much fun do I get for that?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (0FoWg)

81
If you have to explain your t-shirt, it's probably not a very good t-shirt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (+huLN)

82 Darling Nikki>>>>Nikki Haley

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (MZ8pM)

83 >>>The only thing really interesting about Haley is her name is Nikki and she spells it like a stripper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


And maybe her boobs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (d2bW3)

84 74 i posted a picture of the Goofy Garment, in case you didn't believe me.
Posted by: ace at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (KRtlO)

========

She's as imposing as the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

85 I think the slogan is dumb, but I think all slogans are dumb.

Just do it
Think different
Have it your way
Open happiness
We try harder
Taste the rainbow

They're all dumb.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (V1QHJ)

86 Obama would bang Nikki. Just sayin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (GwxCX)

87 I will vote for Nikki Haley ...

in The Imagination.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (bNf8H)

88 I bet she can eat a 12 inch corndog.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (LQjWA)

89 48 The only thing really interesting about Haley is her name is Nikki and she spells it like a stripper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

I read that as "smells", and immediately thought of baby powder and failure.

Posted by: Barry at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (53oGX)

90 Off ghey sock

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (53oGX)

91 I missed the last thread but remember Barky's romantic walk on the beach with Chris Christie? The lust was strong that day.

Posted by: fd at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (vFG9F)

92 Oh, Lord, please don't let me be misunderestimated!

Posted by: The Animals at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (krqg6)

93 Great to have you back, Ace.

Posted by: desertgardens at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (CaKGw)

94 Woof. That is a HORRIBLE pic of Haley up there.

Ouch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

95 What, "I'm With Her" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (lVBry)

96 Underestimate me. OK. I do, now what?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (GwxCX)

97 You're a swinish political creature, less woman than sow.

There. I just *overestimated* you, Nikki. How much fun do I get for that?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (0FoWg)
++++
A 2x match!

Posted by: Haley's PAC at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (kBSKe)

98 Haley/Christie 2024

To complete the Dumb and Dumber trilogy?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (lc5cP)

99 Never underestimate the power of a woman ....
to pick a stupid slogan for her campaign.

Someone should be fired.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (NpAcC)

100 Nikki's new website

underestimateme@.head

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (us2H3)

101 Yeah, posing as a cheap Sarah Palin knockoff…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (PCK5/)

102 "The only thing really interesting about Haley is her name is Nikki and she spells it like a stripper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden"

This is actually truth.

Posted by: eleven at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (iziT8)

103
I read that as "smells", and immediately thought of baby powder and failure.
Posted by: Barry at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (53oGX)



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Alt. Tshirt: Tikka look at these

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (TZ75n)

105 Cheeky devil.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (+T4jH)

106 Woof. That is a HORRIBLE pic of Haley up there.

Ouch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

----------

If John Kerry was a tranny ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (lVBry)

107 Ace did not pick the most flattering picture of Haley.

Good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (kBSKe)

108 >>>13 Her chin… it frightens…

she's the Randolph Mantooth of Tracy Flicks.

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (KRtlO)

109 >>>Darling Nikki>>>>Nikki Haley
Posted by: nurse ratched


Nikki Sixx >>> Nikki Haley

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (d2bW3)

110 You have to spend some of the campaign money on something that looks like a campaign expense! Right? Cheap T-shirts do the trick. So she can pocket the other $34,999,500.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (UVyKP)

111
Jack Haley >>> Nikki Haley

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (MoZTd)

112 89 48 The only thing really interesting about Haley is her name is Nikki and she spells it like a stripper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

It's her middle name. Punjabi in origin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

113

She's just a soul who's intentions are dated.
Oh Lord. Please don't let her be Underestimated.

Posted by: The Animal Crackers at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (63Dwl)

114 Obama would bang Nikki. Just sayin.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (GwxCX)



Only in the butt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

115 If you have to explain your slogan, you're doing it wrong

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (Vnu5T)

116 This ranks down there with "Joementum"

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (xPl2J)

117 I'd go with "Try me in a small town"

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (hv9bm)

118 I don't understand. Is this supposed to make her seem tough?

If you have to tell someone you're tough, you're not tough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (rJ7Hd)

119 Gee I can't imagine why people keep voting for Democrats.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (lgxc1)

120 95 What, "I'm With Her" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (lVBry)

2016, one of the greatest contrasts in political marketing one could imagine:

"I'm With Her" versus "Make American Great Again."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (KbCG3)

121 >>Nikki Sixx >>> Nikki Haley


Love or hate the Cru...Kickstart My Heart is as Rock and fucking Roll as you can get.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (6ox+6)

122 Imma thinking about corndogs now. Fuck.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (LQjWA)

123 Again, there is zero rationale for any of these chcukleheads to run in 24, none.

But they make bank by running and they can angle for spots in the new administration.

The only one that gets a spot is Indian Business Guy and that's it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (up/3i)

124 So she's asking us to do the Impossible?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (JOc7d)

125 This is essentially the ugly sister of "Please Clap!".

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (rJ7Hd)

126 116 This ranks down there with "Joementum"
---------------
Joeconomics is in the running.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (LQjWA)

127 You want cringe, Ace? I'll show you cringe. Here's an ad for Gillette's "Venus" line of lady's grooming products. It's cringe level "plaid:"
https://youtu.be/u2eSnvB5D3k
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (kBSKe)

I really wish I could write the case study for this. Unilever has to be ecstatic at a way to market the Dollar Shave Club for Women. Ridiculing Gillette and their overpriced pink razors would actually be a less potent strategy than just mocking this ad campaign. Wtf.

Posted by: trev006 at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (+Wz5+)

128 Jackie Earle Haley > Nikki Haley

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (xPl2J)

129 I too was misunderestimated.

Posted by: GWB - Galaxy Brained Ex-President at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (ppBhU)

130 >>>Love or hate the Cru...Kickstart My Heart is as Rock and fucking Roll as you can get.
Posted by: garrett

Correct!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (d2bW3)

131
My campaign manager can beat up your campaign manager!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (MoZTd)

132 Has anyone yet done a photoshop with her wearing a Captain Picard face-palm t?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (lgxc1)

133 Early Crue is best Crue.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (TZ75n)

134 "I went to a bunch fancy high-paid campaign consultants and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (guGkK)

135 124 So she's asking us to do the Impossible?

Well, it’s impossible for her to win, so…

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 16, 2023 02:36 PM (nIRE6)

136 @88 Puddinhead, she ought to eat a 12 inch corndog she looks anorexic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 16, 2023 02:36 PM (Vnu5T)

137 How's about:

I'm a WEF stooge here to siphon off votes from Trump for another WEF stooge who hopefully will toss me a bone as ambassador to Switzerland or such like.

Hard to put on a t-shirt or bumper sticker I admit.

Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at August 16, 2023 02:36 PM (MIu4T)

138 That slogan just screams of Facebook wine mom posting about standing up against some white guy for an imaginary grievance.

"Yeah, and then he decided that he had the right of way just because we stopped at the intersection at the same time and he just happened to be on my right. But this white male didn't know what he was up against. I gunned it and he had to nail his brakes to avoid hitting me. That'll teach him to underestimate me!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 02:36 PM (KbCG3)

139 >>"I went to a bunch fancy high-paid campaign consultants and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."


Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:36 PM (6ox+6)

140 126 116 This ranks down there with "Joementum"
---------------
Joeconomics is in the running.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (LQjWA)


No Malarkey!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who eschews and disdains Malarkey at August 16, 2023 02:36 PM (PiwSw)

141 Will she get 5% of the primary vote in South Carolina?

I'm thinking she won't even last until then.

She's the Carly Fiorina of Scott Walkers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 02:37 PM (aD39U)

142 Underestimate me

Uh, ok. 34B?

Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2023 02:37 PM (pyXMr)

143 134 "I went to a bunch fancy high-paid campaign consultants and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (guGkK)

========

Not one of them will now say, "Lie about your position on illegal immigration. Say you want to close the border, and then shiv the base once you're in office."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

144 that shirt is as gay as Barry

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 02:37 PM (AcWfM)

145 I really wish I could write the case study for this. Unilever has to be ecstatic at a way to market the Dollar Shave Club for Women. Ridiculing Gillette and their overpriced pink razors would actually be a less potent strategy than just mocking this ad campaign. Wtf.
Posted by: trev006 at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (+Wz5+)
++++
It gets better.

This ad was in heavy rotation during the morning news last week (well, 15-second and 30-second versions of it). How many parents do you think had the TV on in the living room to catch the traffic and weather while getting the kids ready for school and have to answer questions about the hell it means? Or had to tell the little tyke to quit singing it because it's inappropriate?

How many of those parents will be particularly interested in "Venus" products?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:37 PM (kBSKe)

146 To be fair though I cringed bigly when DeSantis did his Top Gov thumbs up flight suit shit. What a fucking fiasco.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:37 PM (lgxc1)

147 Haley/Christie 2024

--------

Out: Misunderestimated.
In: Underestimoverweighted.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 02:37 PM (lVBry)

148 Ok Nikki, I'll say you're.a Darlington, SC 2, when youre probably a 2.5. Are we having fun yet?

Posted by: Regular joe at August 16, 2023 02:37 PM (nnp+f)

149 141 Will she get 5% of the primary vote in South Carolina?

I'm thinking she won't even last until then.

She's the Carly Fiorina of Scott Walkers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 02:37 PM (aD39U)

=========

I could reference polls, but I'm not even looking 'em up (because polls, spit). I'm going to guess she gets about 15%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

150
"Underestimate me" vs "Save America."

Sure, Nikki. It's all about you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (lCaJd)

151 In other news.... Hubbymayhem has added to my goofy t-shirt collection! My new shirt had the picture of a spork and the caption... Fear the spork for the spork does not fear you!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (Wy1BU)


I saw a good one at the gym the other day.

Some musclebound black guy had on a shirt that said:

TO DO LIST:

YOUR MOTHER

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (guGkK)

152 Alt Tshirt: I'm the turd in the punchbowl

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (TZ75n)

153 You'd think she would take more pride in being the Only Candidate with a Bonus Hole?

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (6ox+6)

154 Is it possible to look more uncomfortable in a t-shirt?
Were there no mirrors available?
Does her staff even liker her?

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (53oGX)

155 I guess this slogan is supposed to be sassy. But we already have one sassy female GOP standardbearer, Noem, and we don't like her either.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

156 She's the Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey of Randolph Mantooth.

Posted by: eleven at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (iziT8)

157 "Underestimate me" vs "Save America."

Sure, Nikki. It's all about you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (lCaJd)
++++
BUT IT WORKED FOR DRUMPF!!!!
- Campaign consultant

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (kBSKe)

158 Susy, the new intern in marketing, was utterly shocked when her 10th best idea was picked by Nikki Haley as the face of her campaign.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (rJ7Hd)

159 I missed the last thread but remember Barky's romantic walk on the beach with Chris Christie? The lust was strong that day.
Posted by: fd
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Hugging and walking with Bowe Bergdahl's parents. Literally embracing the family of a deserter. The video is as cringe-worthy as it gets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (+huLN)

160 I always get her mixed up with Kristi Noem.

For what it's worth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (xPJvm)

161 Nikki Sixx > Nikki Haley

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (u73oe)

162 I think our estimate of Nicky's skills are correct.
She works well when given directives; but, is a weathervane when making up her own mind.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (9aXwt)


Saw this in the Navy a fair amount.

Dude is a great XO. Advances to become a lousy CO.

This is indeed Haley's problem - the ability to carry out an executive's decisions doesn't make you a good executive.

She's too weak minded to stand as tough as she would need to if she actually won the Preezyship.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (QzZeQ)

163 Lame as fuck.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (pohLc)

164 Where did you get the idea Obama does the pounding?

Posted by: Don at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (8JfeE)

165 Jack Haley >>> Nikki Haley
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023


***
Nikki Rhodes >>>> Nikki Haley

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (J2vNu)

166 I'm tanned. Rested. Ready!

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (a3Q+t)

167 155 I guess this slogan is supposed to be sassy. But we already have one sassy female GOP standardbearer, Noem, and we don't like her either.


holy sh*t I got them confused

I was so mixed up when u guys claimed this bint was somehow "southern"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (AcWfM)

168 Isn't this the chick that lowered the Confederate Flag cuz shooting? Fuck her.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (DmtxH)

169 Ladies.


Can we talk about the Mom Jeans?

They don't help you. Not one bit.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (6ox+6)

170 I'm a WEF stooge here to siphon off votes from Trump for another WEF stooge who hopefully will toss me a bone as ambassador to Switzerland or such like.

Hard to put on a t-shirt or bumper sticker I admit.
Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at August 16, 2023 02:36 PM (MIu4T)

I don't even believe this is the plan. Trump's base is mostly intact because none of the candidates, with the exception of Vivec, is even trying to compete for them. So what you have are a mob of dwarves chasing for donor dollars when the good blimp RDS crashes and burns.

The problem for the WEF is that at least one of the candidates running against Trump is likely an impostor, staying in the race to keep support from coalescing behind another NeverTrunp candidate.

Posted by: trev006 at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (+Wz5+)

171 I always get her mixed up with Kristi Noem.

Noem > Mace > Haley

We are talking how much you want to get in some pre-prayer breakfast nookie with her and have her brag about it at the event right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (lc5cP)

172 Love or hate the Cru...Kickstart My Heart is as Rock and fucking Roll as you can get.
Posted by: garrett



https://youtu.be/hKeP9Vramws?t=13

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

173 23 Is she polling above 1 %?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM

Much like the recent poll showing Christie beating DeSantis in New Hampshire (or whatever), DU had a big discussion on a similar poll showing Haley beating DeSantis in South Carolina. Again, by only a point, and both were far behind Trump.

I have had old Boomer Republicans and moderate Dems wonder aloud why she isn't doing better (when she comes up on the Fox News TV in our work area). They think she should check all the boxes to be a slam dunk with the R base.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

174 Republicans are like the Brady Bunch Dad trying to be hip and cool. It doesn't work.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (lgxc1)

175 Can we just be done with all this woman politician bullshit yet?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (CIS44)

176 I always get her mixed up with Kristi Noem.


Haley is the one with the dusky nipples.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (aD39U)

177 My current read is that yes, in fact, Ramaswamy is the only one making sense about being Prez… I exclude the Trump because he is a given… oh, and after having given it say 15 minutes thought from the last thread, I DO think that “ Conservative” may be an inapt label for the bulk of the Horde…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (PCK5/)

178 It doesn't even make sense. I can get "underestimate me, just wait and see" or something still stupid, but which actually could have sone meaning.

But yes Nikki, it will be fun watching you routinely shit the bed, as you give liberal answers to every question you're asked, fun for all of us, but pretty shitty for you.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (yRwlf)

179 Target says they had a 120% increase in theft involving violence in the first five months of 2023.

They expect to lose $1.3 billion due to theft, up from $0.5 billion in 2022, a 160% increase.

Damn!

https://is.gd/gchhB8

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (V1QHJ)

180 I bet she can eat a 12 inch corndog.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (LQjWA)


OnlyFans campaign contributions?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (uvymP)

181 i mean, i like the idea, but yeah, it's not going to work in the way she thinks it's going to work...

she has overestimated herself...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (nXhwP)

182 154 Is it possible to look more uncomfortable in a t-shirt?
-------------
Most short sleeve tee shirts make you look like Beavis and Butt Head.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (Hudry)

183 Nikki Haley Has a New Campaign Slogan and It's Duh-mazing

..

It has my dick-beaters all over it.

Posted by: Luntz at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (pHPwR)

184 >>>(But only in his mind -- Wink!)

Only in "the imagination." It's even weirder.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (SbC6h)

185 I haven't really come to terms with how I feel about Motley Crue, they are not a particularly good band, they were a mostly fratty, jingle based quasi metal band.

Motley Crue is the Greta Van Fleets of Artic Monkeys

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (up/3i)

186 My suggestion for a campaign slogan:

"If Elected, I'll Get Your Revenge (No Matter What It May Take)"

I think it has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (0FoWg)

187
Can we talk about the Mom Jeans?

They don't help you. Not one bit.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (6ox+6)



But me......Winning.

Posted by: Barack O'Bama at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

188 169 Ladies.


Can we talk about the Mom Jeans?

They don't help you. Not one bit.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (6ox+6)

Hey, they are comfortable!

Posted by: Barry at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (53oGX)

189 In other news.... Hubbymayhem has added to my goofy t-shirt collection! My new shirt had the picture of a spork and the caption... Fear the spork for the spork does not fear you!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (Wy1BU)
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Runcible Spoon has re-entered the chat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (+huLN)

190
She's the Bud Light of AMC Gremilns.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (QzZeQ)

191 This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes isn't certain that underestimating a stooge like Haley is really all that high a risk:
https://is.gd/CbbwRH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (kBSKe)

192 I underestimated Nikki Haley and now she wants to speak with my manager.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (nnp+f)

193 173 I have had old Boomer Republicans and moderate Dems wonder aloud why she isn't doing better (when she comes up on the Fox News TV in our work area). They think she should check all the boxes to be a slam dunk with the R base.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

=========

Maybe Republican voters don't give a shit about the whole diversity checkbox thing, huh?

The only ones who do are the ones who really should be Democrats and haven't voted for a Republican for president since 1996.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

194 Isn't this the chick that lowered the Confederate Flag cuz shooting? Fuck her.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (DmtxH)



From the Confederate War Dead Memorial.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)

195 I DO think that “ Conservative” may be an inapt label for the bulk of the Horde…

What if you'd like to go back the culture of the early 60s with the federal government of the 1880s?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (lc5cP)

196 Or had to tell the little tyke to quit singing it because it's inappropriate?

How many of those parents will be particularly interested in "Venus" products?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:37 PM (kBSKe)

You'd be surprised how many parents would buy into it in the name of looking "cool." I can't wait to see how many teenaged girls would find this humiliatingly cringe.

Posted by: trev006 at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM (+Wz5+)

197 I would never confuse Nikki Haley with Christi Noem… for obvious, really obvious, reasons…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM (PCK5/)

198 In fairness, it would be a real challenge to underestimate her.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM (9yUzE)

199 Mace has impressive funbags.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM (TZ75n)

200 191 This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes isn't certain that underestimating a stooge like Haley is really all that high a risk:
https://is.gd/CbbwRH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (kBSKe)

I think she is AI generated.

1/10 Would not bang

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM (rJ7Hd)

201 She could gain a few points in polling if she would show her boobs. that worked for the lady in Texas that was running for railroad commissioner. IIRC she gained almost 10 points when she released those campaign ads of her topless.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM (QNSds)

202 191 This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes isn't certain that underestimating a stooge like Haley is really all that high a risk:
https://is.gd/CbbwRH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (kBSKe)

=======

Look at the wrinkles in that turtleneck. She can barely dress herself.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

203 Where did you get the idea Obama does the pounding?
Posted by: Don at August 16, 2023 0


That’s funny.

Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (VPuca)

204 Hey! WEF stooge is my shtick!

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (a3Q+t)

205 >>>This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes isn't certain that underestimating a stooge like Haley is really all that high a risk:
https://is.gd/CbbwRH
Posted by: Joe Mannix


My pants grow tight.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (d2bW3)

206 Target says they had a 120% increase in theft involving violence in the first five months of 2023.

They expect to lose $1.3 billion due to theft, up from $0.5 billion in 2022, a 160% increase. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (V1QHJ)
++++
That's only like a little bit more than 1% of the likely annual gross revenue.

A mere nothing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (kBSKe)

207 >>This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes isn't certain that underestimating a stooge like Haley is really all that high a risk:
https://is.gd/CbbwRH


That's a nice bench.

Posted by: Aqualung at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (6ox+6)

208 182 154 Is it possible to look more uncomfortable in a t-shirt?
-------------
Most short sleeve tee shirts make you look like Beavis and Butt Head.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (Hudry)

Sure, run a couple thousand of those and hand them out.
BUT DONT LET THE CANDIDATE WEAR IT.

Get her a proper female cut shirt and have it printed so she doesn't look da-douche...

Posted by: Barry at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (53oGX)

209 Which one of you just imaginary cornholed me!

That is not cool.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (JTwsP)

210 194 Isn't this the chick that lowered the Confederate Flag cuz shooting? Fuck her.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (DmtxH)


From the Confederate War Dead Memorial.
---------------
Fuck her again. What slimy trash has SC allowed to live there?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (Hudry)

211 left the ghey sock on again...

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (53oGX)

212 Target says they had a 120% increase in theft involving violence in the first five months of 2023.

They expect to lose $1.3 billion due to theft, up from $0.5 billion in 2022, a 160% increase.

Damn!

https://is.gd/gchhB8
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (V1QHJ)



and yet

Target Corporation (TGT)
129.42 +4.37 (+3.49%)
As of 02:43PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (aD39U)

213 It's lame. But you also have to factor in the slogans it beat out:

Nikki: I'm almost swarthy!

Nikki: It's Ms. Haley, if you're nasty!

Nikki: I have a vagina, a real one!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (ppBhU)

214 Does her staff even liker her?
Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (53oGX)


Is that a trick question? Does any politico's staff like them? They're just using them to advance their own careers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (uvymP)

215 @202

>>Would not bang.

Looks like an AI, Nexus model.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (up/3i)

216 Is it possible to look more uncomfortable in a t-shirt?
-------------
Most short sleeve tee shirts make you look like Beavis and Butt Head.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023


***
Or Bart Simpson.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

217 I saw Secondhand Cringe open for Kix at Hammerjacks in 1986.

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (iY8R7)

218 This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes isn't certain that underestimating a stooge like Haley is really all that high a risk:
https://is.gd/CbbwRH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (kBSKe)


Yowza. And glasses, so smart. I'd let her work in my laboratory.

Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (pyXMr)

219
But I have a cute vindaloo ass! It's as hot as curry!

Posted by: Nikki H at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (n+4am)

220 I always get her mixed up with Kristi Noem.

For what it's worth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM

Noem is at least bangable.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (GwxCX)

221 Nice slogan

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (MOY79)

222 "I an not gay. I have relationships with women, and endless fantasies about sex with men."

I GOT NEWS FOR YA...

Posted by: I ce T, who has news for ya at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (3AR13)

223 191 This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes isn't certain that underestimating a stooge like Haley is really all that high a risk:
https://is.gd/CbbwRH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (kBSKe)

I think she is AI generated.

1/10 Would not bang

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM


Concur, that is some adolescent boy's fantasy AI generated picture.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (QNSds)

224 ... and then she memorized her explanation of the slogan. So she had no oomph or believability or passion or sincerity in her "explanation" at all.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (SbC6h)

225 Because what we need most is a presidential candidate who thinks getting the presidency is about proving her own worth.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (ou9hh)

226
Target Corporation (TGT)
129.42 +4.37 (+3.49%)
As of 02:43PM EDT. Market open.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (aD39U)



You're welcome.

Posted by: Leftist Billionaires at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

227 >>Nikki: It's Ms. Haley, if you're nasty!


Also. Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (6ox+6)

228 Why is she wearing mom jeans today? Its so hot you could fry bacon on her face.

And then maybe the dog would play with her.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (nnp+f)

229 >Alt Nikki Hayley T-Shirt Slogan:


$20. Same as in Town.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM


Early threadwinner?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (FVJNG)

230
Target Corporation (TGT)
129.42 +4.37 (+3.49%)
As of 02:43PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (aD39U)

Maybe the thieves are selling the merchandise and then buying Target stock with the cash?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (rJ7Hd)

231
On the other hand, Her Majesty went to get her hair done today and she was in a white floral t-shirt, white slacks and white sandals. 70 years old and still a total smoke show.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (MoZTd)

232 Well, she's better-looking than Chris Christie.


So, there's that.

Personally, I think she should lose the t-shirt in favor of a tube top, or at least crop it off short enough that we get the occasional flash of underboob.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (Y6AXb)

233 I never underestimated her about caving on the flag.

Posted by: fd at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (vFG9F)

234 The Afternoon Arterton has found the perfect pants in which to run for office:

https://is.gd/vuV1lL

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

235 I wasn’t really planning on estimating her at all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (JTwsP)

236 Yowza. And glasses, so smart. I'd let her work in my laboratory.
Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (pyXMr)
++++
Y'know what I've never understood? Why only scientific or technical labor happens in a "laboratory." Other kinds of work happen in offices or factories or job sites or whatnot, but only *one* kind of labor happens in a laboratory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (kBSKe)

237 Nikki Sixx >>> Nikki Haley
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (d2bW3)

Niki Lauda>>>Nikki Sixx >>> Nikki Haley

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (CCSxw)

238 They think she should check all the boxes to be a slam dunk with the R base.
-----------
And National Review and all of the fake-cons were pulling for Michael Steel because no one would be able to call the GOP racist ever again if he won!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (krqg6)

239 198 In fairness, it would be a real challenge to underestimate her.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM (9yUzE)

Hmm. Clever!

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (SbC6h)

240 Noem is at least bangable.
Posted by: Minnfidel at

Her fucking welding commercial drives me batty, oh look at that streak of dirt on your face, and that long braid hanging in front of you while you are doing that hard work

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (CIS44)

241 Looks like an AI, Nexus model.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (up/3i)



Basic pleasure model.

Posted by: Bryant at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (aD39U)

242 She's the Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey of Randolph Mantooth.

Posted by: eleven at August 16, 2023 02:38 PM (iziT

----------

Shouldn't the plural be Manteeth?

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (6DVEu)

243 True, not many leaders in the R party, mostly followers , or "executives ".

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (+T4jH)

244 235 I wasn’t really planning on estimating her at all.


(pictures Mad Men meme) "I don't think about you at all"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (AcWfM)

245 The Afternoon Arterton has found the perfect pants in which to run for office:

https://is.gd/vuV1lL
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Has my vote.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (kBSKe)

246 I DO think that “ Conservative” may be an inapt label for the bulk of the Horde…

What if you'd like to go back the culture of the early 60s with the federal government of the 1880s?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023


***
"Mister, we could use a man like Roger B. Taney again. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (J2vNu)

247 I never underestimated her about caving on the flag.

GOPers are always preemptively surrendering.

Its an excuse to do what they want to do anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP)

248 3/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM


Regretfully, I have come to the conclusion that these do not represent legitimate ratings, but rather that you are trolling us.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (a3Q+t)

249 If Republicans want to seem cool and hip they need to do some shit like

Nikki Haley
SWIPE
RIGHT

Yes it took me two seconds and yes it sucks but it does manage to accomplish what they absolutely cannot because they are fakeass shit. Then again it also implies they want to go to the Right and that's a fucking non-starter.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (lgxc1)

250 Underestimate me. Then find someone who overestimates me, and short his bet.

Posted by: Nikki Haley, Financial Advisor at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (0FoWg)

251 >>>Fuck her again. What slimy trash has SC allowed to live there?
Posted by: Puddinhead

We go to the Outer Banks every year and when we enter Virginia there's a house with a confederate flag waving every time. Good for them for not hiding history.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (d2bW3)

252 Haley is the one with the dusky nipples.
-----------
To be fair, that applies to Ramaswamy as well.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (krqg6)

253 You want cringe, Ace? I'll show you cringe. Here's an ad for Gillette's "Venus" line of lady's grooming products. It's cringe level "plaid:"
https://youtu.be/u2eSnvB5D3k
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

That was bad. I made it 10 seconds before I had to shut it down. Because I was already on YT, I saw a list of videos and randomly selected one to get that video out of my head. Turns out its a video of Dean Martin, Jackie Vernon, Buddy Ebsen, Lee J. Cobb, and Charles Nelson Reilly doing a dance number routing that was a lot of fun.

https://tinyurl.com/m4987f94

Posted by: Cheri at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (oiNtH)

254
Running for President of what? An HOA?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (MoZTd)

255 248 Regretfully, I have come to the conclusion that these do not represent legitimate ratings, but rather that you are trolling us.

#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (a3Q+t)

======

I've never denied it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

256 This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes isn't certain that underestimating a stooge like Haley is really all that high a risk:
https://is.gd/CbbwRH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (kBSKe)


Buxom would apply better here, Joe

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (iY8R7)

257 I haven't really come to terms with how I feel about Motley Crue, they are not a particularly good band, they were a mostly fratty, jingle based quasi metal band.

They had a single good album: Shout at the Devil. It was probably one of the best metal albums of the early 80s. And the rest was, by and large, just Poison before Poison. Some really embarassing shit in that catalogue.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (ppBhU)

258 I think she is AI generated.

1/10 Would not bang

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:42 PM


Concur, that is some adolescent boy's fantasy AI generated picture.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (QNSds)

Right? She's just too something something. This side of the uncanny valley.

Def AI

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (rJ7Hd)

259 I'm having trouble imagining Barack as a top.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (6PPdb)

260 she has overestimated herself...
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (nXhwP)

Mis-overestimated?

Miss Overestimated?

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (zIo4S)

261 looked at her photos again

she needs to stop wearing her hair that way

she is too old for that now

cut it off, Karen!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (AcWfM)

262 Soon, a tribe in Africa will be getting boxes of "underestimate me t-shirts."

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (GwxCX)

263 Go Ahead and fellate me

That'll be fun (for me)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (sJHOI)

264 Bud Light is in awe, and has solicited the resume of the campaign adviser who came up with that Lameosity.

New Bud Light campaign: "Don't Underpurchase Me!"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2023 02:48 PM (e6UQI)

265 Typical middle aged american woman, making "ME" the biggest thing on the shirt.

Almost as stunning and brave as Fanny Willis being the most sassy black woman to ever be sassy and black and a woman, when Ava DuVarnay makes the Fanny Willis biopic movie "Yass Kween" in a year or two it will win all the oscars.

Posted by: UwU_Power at August 16, 2023 02:48 PM (H969Q)

266 Also who puts "me" in their fucking slogan? Only a skunk ass Republican.

No one wants to even think about *you* for anything. Not for a second. They want hope and a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

I swear I can't name a single prominent out of office Republican that doesn't seem like they're larping.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:48 PM (lgxc1)

267 264 Bud Light is in awe, and has solicited the resume of the campaign adviser who came up with that Lameosity.

New Bud Light campaign: "Don't Underpurchase Me!"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2023 02:48 PM (e6UQI)

They wanted something less fratty...

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:48 PM (53oGX)

268 Kristi Noem has it all over Nikki Haley in the looks department.

There. I said it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 02:48 PM (J2vNu)

269 "SLIT THEIR THROAT AND FUCK THE WOUND"

JROD 2024

This isn't a college debate anymore with a rational enemy. Act like it is or fuck off!


^^^^My campaign slogan and verbiage ^^^^

Posted by: JROD at August 16, 2023 02:48 PM (IlL6s)

270 Republicans are like the Brady Bunch Dad trying to be hip and cool. It doesn't work.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (lgxc1)

Concur. Robert Reed, the fella who played Mike Brady the dad, was a big breech loader and pole smoker.

I think he caught the slims and died.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2023 02:48 PM (hqgX1)

271 258

Right? She's just too something something. This side of the uncanny valley.

Def AI
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (rJ7Hd)

Yeah, AI always screw up the face… eyes and mouth and the relationship..

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:49 PM (PCK5/)

272 >>They had a single good album: Shout at the Devil. It was probably one of the best metal albums of the early 80s. And the rest was, by and large, just Poison before Poison. Some really embarassing shit in that catalogue.


They were barely ever Metal.
But Shout...was a great effort.
Even moreso compared to everything that came afterwards.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:49 PM (6ox+6)

273 262 Soon, a tribe in Africa will be getting boxes of "underestimate me t-shirts."

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (GwxCX)

About time! My McCain - Palin Tshirt has a few holes in it.

Posted by: Some Kid in Africa at August 16, 2023 02:49 PM (rJ7Hd)

274 >>>Go Ahead and fellate me

That'll be fun (for me)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


Quoted by Barack Obama.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:49 PM (d2bW3)

275 "The only thing really interesting about Haley is her name is Nikki and she spells it like a stripper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden"

This is actually truth.
Posted by: eleven at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (iziT

But she's well past her prime for working the pole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2023 02:49 PM (YFoUo)

276 Typical middle aged american woman, making "ME" the biggest thing on the shirt.



She needs to work the word dOOm into the shirt in the correct place.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2023 02:49 PM (YUfeG)

277 Esprit d'escalier for the last thread:

"You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination...On an unrelated issue, would you mind wearing this Michael Sarrazin mask the next time you come over?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2023 02:50 PM (Y6AXb)

278 263 Go Ahead and fellate me

That'll be fun (for me)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (sJHOI)


Hey, who's been peeking in our closet?

Posted by: Chasten Buttgieg at August 16, 2023 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

279 251 >>>Fuck her again. What slimy trash has SC allowed to live there?
Posted by: Puddinhead

We go to the Outer Banks every year and when we enter Virginia there's a house with a confederate flag waving every time. Good for them for not hiding history.
----------------
There was a family whose property abutted I-95 south of Fredericksburg that flew a Ginormous Battle Flag high and proud. I think the McAwful Crowd threatened them to force them to take it down. Never elect a Hillary foot warmer from Syracuse, NY, as a governor of VA. That was a real low point. THe other low point is Kaine - father of a fucking Anti Fa fag.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:50 PM (Hudry)

280 Soon, a tribe in Africa will be getting boxes of "underestimate me t-shirts."
Posted by: Minnfidel

2022-2023 Stanley Cup Champion Florida Panthers shirt is in the river being washed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:50 PM (TZ75n)

281 Crue was cringe Van Halen + New York Dolls facsimile.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:50 PM (zIo4S)

282 Tucker's RFK Jr. interview, I recommend watching it.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2023 02:50 PM (+T4jH)

283 229 >Alt Nikki Hayley T-Shirt Slogan:

$20. Same as in Town.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM

Early threadwinner?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2023 02:44 PM (FVJNG)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:50 PM (SbC6h)

284 Soon, a tribe in Africa will be getting boxes of "underestimate me t-shirts."
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (GwxCX)



Good. The village warriors flatly refuse to wear the I'M WITH HER t-shirts from the Hag of Chappaqua's presidential campaign.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (guGkK)

285 Maybe she'll surprise us.

No.

Ace, hope you had a King Harv vacation. He seems to be having a great time these days.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (XeHMZ)

286 Haley's irritated me for a long time. Of all the GOP's power piggies, she's gotta be in the top three I'd appreciate never seeing again.

Lindsey Graham is #1. Something about SC I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (0FoWg)

287 > quasi metal band.

Yes. It takes more than a fifty gallon drum of hairspray to make a metal band.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (Y6AXb)

288 179 Target says they had a 120% increase in theft involving violence in the first five months of 2023. They expect to lose $1.3 billion due to theft, up from $0.5 billion in 2022, a 160% increase.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM

Unpossible! DU said it was because of COVID, inflation, and evil Rethuglican anti-LGBTQ protests!protesters!

NEW YORK (AP) — Target’s second quarter sales were hit by inflation and a negative reaction by some customers, widely publicized on social media, to its Pride merchandise.

The Minneapolis retailer expects high interest rates, which makes credit cards more expensive to use, and higher prices on food to continue to put a strain on customers and on Wednesday, the chain cut its profit and sales expectations for the year. In lowering its forecast, Target also cited the end of the student loan moratorium, which had provided one-time college students a little more financial breathing room.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (JCZqz)

289 "I DO think that “ Conservative” may be an inapt label for the bulk of the Horde…

What if you'd like to go back the culture of the early 60s with the federal government of the 1880s?"

That would be "radical" in it's non-progressive meaning of "Returning to one's roots."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (ou9hh)

290 Rikki Tikki Tavi >>>>>>>>> Nikki Haley

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (xTRSc)

291 I am going back to saying he has has courage.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (+T4jH)

292 >>Tucker's RFK Jr. interview, I recommend watching it.


It's more of a Soliloquy with Tucker sitting in the same room.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (6ox+6)

293 >>>There was a family whose property abutted I-95 south of Fredericksburg that flew a Ginormous Battle Flag high and proud. I think the McAwful Crowd threatened them to force them to take it down.


The kids love seeing it, saying at least this family isn't woke.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (d2bW3)

294 282 Tucker's RFK Jr. interview, I recommend watching it.


it was fantastic

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 02:52 PM (AcWfM)

295 I always wear t-shirts. I basically dress like I did in high school. I'm cool with that. Having a pretty chill office helps*.

But, as a sign that I am getting older, I only wear my Slayer shirts on casual Friday.

*On the other hand, they should ban flip-flops. I friggin hate hearing half the office wandering around with the "flap flap flap flap." Nauseating. I do not like open toed shoes in general. I am the opposite of Tarantino in that regard.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 16, 2023 02:52 PM (xPJvm)

296 284 Soon, a tribe in Africa will be getting boxes of "underestimate me t-shirts."
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (GwxCX)
----------------
Cheaper to dump them on the Caribbean islands.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:52 PM (Hudry)

297
Nikki Haley

That's
Not
Funny!

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:52 PM (lgxc1)

298 I'm the female JEB!

Posted by: Nikki! at August 16, 2023 02:52 PM (2tUFv)

299 The girl spawn got a haircut yesterday. Went a bit shorter than usual. She wasn't sure she liked it because "it could make me look like a Karen".

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 16, 2023 02:52 PM (Wy1BU)

300 I want a Jebe! Tee with a pic of him and Please clap.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:52 PM (zIo4S)

301 Nikki Haley is really running with "Underestimate me. That'll be fun." as a campaign slogan? Yeesh.

***

Even Jeb Bush is cringing at that.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 16, 2023 02:52 PM (wb1YC)

302 Rikki Tikki Tavi >>>>>>>>> Nikki Haley
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023


***
Rikki, don't lose that number

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (J2vNu)

303 292 >>Tucker's RFK Jr. interview, I recommend watching it.


It's more of a Soliloquy with Tucker sitting in the same room.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (6ox+6)

You mean he let the interviewee talk?? Wow, what a concept…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (PCK5/)

304 My county voted 70% Trump, and Target just opened a new store here ... in the closed K-Mart location, a block from the closed Sears location.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (Cus5s)

305 This was already used...

PLEASE CLAP!

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (53oGX)

306 Let's face it though, we all knew Nikki would play the vagina card. It's the go to card for top women like her and Hillary.

Insinuate everyone is patting them on the head and saying "nice try, female!" when in reality it's not even remotely true BUT it serves a perfect rallying cry for all the other women who believe feminism 3.5.

It's us against them, girls!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (rJ7Hd)

307 "Don't Be Picky. Vote For Nikki!"

You're welcome

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (guGkK)

308 Rikki Tikki Tavi >>>>>>>>> Nikki Haley
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023


***
I'd root for the cobra myself

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (J2vNu)

309 NEW YORK (AP) — Target’s second quarter sales were hit by inflation and a negative reaction by some customers, widely publicized on social media, to its Pride merchandise. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (JCZqz)
++++
Uhhh, no. All other things being equal, inflation should result in higher sales and more revenue. Profits are another matter - it depends on who's eating the inflation, and where along the line - but revenues should be going up, not missing. Inflation means that prices are higher.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (kBSKe)

310 It's more of a Soliloquy with Tucker sitting in the same room.



===

Glad you watched it.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (+T4jH)

311 Yes. It takes more than a fifty gallon drum of hairspray to make a metal band.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Heroin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (TZ75n)

312 About time! My McCain - Palin Tshirt has a few holes in it.

Posted by: Some Kid in Africa at August 16, 2023 02:49 PM

I'll trade you for my Tampa Bay Rays World Champions T-shirt.

Posted by: Other African Kid at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (3AR13)

313 This is funny. It's like those Hillary v. Trump campaign posters that said 'Love Trumps Hate'.

Why ever did they prominently mention the competition in a campaign ad like that? Stupid.

Just like Nikki.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (/iWhV)

314 "Don't Be Picky. Vote For Nikki!"

You're welcome
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (guGkK)
++++
Lose the first word of that, and it's actually a decent slogan.

I hope she doesn't think of it or read about it here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (kBSKe)

315 Yes, I think many of us are radicals and not conservatives...what's left to conserve?

I guess the Constitution.

Posted by: Harun at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (Cg63x)

316 Ok. People need to stop trying to be witty who have the wit of Keith Olberman after a case of Bud Light.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (jdqAQ)

317 She is pluperfect GOPe.

Always in the past, completely oblivious of the present.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (yw7eP)

318
I haven't really come to terms with how I feel about Motley Crue, they are not a particularly good band, they were a mostly fratty, jingle based quasi metal band.

They had a single good album: Shout at the Devil. It was probably one of the best metal albums of the early 80s. And the rest was, by and large, just Poison before Poison. Some really embarassing shit in that catalogue.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 02:47 PM (ppBhU)



Yes. SATD is a hell of a lot better than it has any business being. And that's mostly because of Mick Mars, who came up with some of the most perfectly evil guitar licks ever created by Man for that album.

Surpassed only by Iommi's entire catalog of course.

Then again all that righteous evil was nearly ruined by Vince Neil's caterwauling.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (n+4am)

319 Target announced quarterly earnings sucked. But they didn’t suck as much as some had anticipated. So stock price is up 3% today.

Still down about 18% since the cock tuck swimsuits debuted.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (XwuoD)

320 She's looking like Phil Mickelson's twin brother all of a sudden.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (5C4od)

321 Motley Crue is the Greta Van Fleets of Artic Monkeys
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (up/3i)

hey now, you be careful, Arctic Monkeys were good. and i remember them from when they were just a local band in Sheffield. the record company softened that first album a little.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (nXhwP)

322 > Kristi Noem has it all over Nikki Haley in the looks department.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 02:48 PM (J2vNu)

Oh, I agree. From a practical point of vieww, both Noem and Haley have that "Ice Princess" look about them, though (though not as much as McCain's widow... she looks like you'd get frost bite if you stuck it in).

Tulsi Gabbard, on the other hand, while perhaps not as conventionally attractive as those two, looks like the type of woman who thoroughly enjoys a good rogering from time to time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (Y6AXb)

323 Reason X-thousand why politicians are complete fools:

A simple tweak of this line makes it at least tolerable. "Underestimate us. That'll be fun."

Hey, you've now at least cemented your support and given them a reason to feel a part of something.

I swear, our political class are nothing but extraterrestrials who are still working out the kinks of this human thing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (KbCG3)

324 306 Let's face it though, we all knew Nikki would play the vagina card. It's the go to card for top women like her and Hillary.

Insinuate everyone is patting them on the head and saying "nice try, female!" when in reality it's not even remotely true BUT it serves a perfect rallying cry for all the other women who believe feminism 3.5.

It's us against them, girls!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (rJ7Hd)

======

At least it's just implied instead of explicit like Hillary's campaign slogan "I'm with Her".

It's still dumb and the kind of thing that only someone overpaid to be in politics would come up with, though.

I really think appealing to gender just plays badly across the board at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

325 It's more of a Soliloquy with Tucker sitting in the same room.

Tucker's gift with interviews is letting them talk. He's the anti-Sean Hannity.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (2ocoG)

326 >>You mean he let the interviewee talk?


He let him ramble on a lot.

Still worth sitting through. But, I kinda wish people would press him a bit.

I gotta laugh when he refs his 'Best Friend' losing his Food Stamps.
You are butt fucking rich, guy.
That your friend is on Food Stamps is a self indictment.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (6ox+6)

327 I want a Jebe! Tee with a pic of him and Please clap.
Posted by: Thesokorus

https://tinyurl.com/mse9aakd

https://tinyurl.com/2hj9srxy

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (CIS44)

328 *On the other hand, they should ban flip-flops. I friggin hate hearing half the office wandering around with the "flap flap flap flap." Nauseating. I do not like open toed shoes in general. I am the opposite of Tarantino in that regard.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 16, 2023


***
Given how many of our population seem to have substituted gunboats for the feet they were issued at birth, I'm pretty much with you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

329 Target will not fail… far too useful.. same goes for Walmart.. they could do- anything, and be fine..

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (PCK5/)

330 My county voted 70% Trump, and Target just opened a new store here ... in the closed K-Mart location, a block from the closed Sears location.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM


It's a tax write off for them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (QNSds)

331 This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes isn't certain that underestimating a stooge like Haley is really all that high a risk:
https://is.gd/CbbwRH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I think she is AI generated.
1/10 Would not bang
Posted by: AlaBAMA


As far as I know, there's no crossover between computer viruses and human viruses, so banging her would be pretty safe. You just need to find a way into the Matrix.

Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (DgGvY)

332 She's looking like Phil Mickelson's twin brother all of a sudden.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (5C4od

Omg

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (0BVSC)

333 I saw Dusky Nipples open for Chaka Kahn at the Roxy in 1978.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (nnp+f)

334 Let's face it though, we all knew Nikki would play the vagina card. It's the go to card for top women like her and Hillary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

One might say it's their Ace in the hole.

Posted by: James at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (mp9e7)

335 319 Target announced quarterly earnings sucked. But they didn’t suck as much as some had anticipated. So stock price is up 3% today.

Still down about 18% since the cock tuck swimsuits debuted.
Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (XwuoD)

========

The logical explanation for this behavior is that the worse numbers were already baked into the stock price, so when things turn out not as bad, it's a sign that the stock price is undervalued.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

336 It's still dumb and the kind of thing that only someone overpaid to be in politics would come up with, though.

It feels like someone trying to come up with Joss Whedon dialog and failing.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (2ocoG)

337 292 >>Tucker's RFK Jr. interview, I recommend watching it.

It's more of a Soliloquy with Tucker sitting in the same room.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:51 PM (6ox+6)

That's what RFK Jr. did when Lex Fridman interviewed him, too.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (SbC6h)

338 Lose the first word of that, and it's actually a decent slogan.

I hope she doesn't think of it or read about it here.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM


If she were running for class president on a "no more homework" platform.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (FVJNG)

339 The Hillary! Scooby-Doo T’s went over well on the Isle of Lesbos.

Posted by: 13times at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (wm9/5)

340 Too Fast for Love was a great album.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (TZ75n)

341 At least it's just implied instead of explicit like Hillary's campaign slogan "I'm with Her".

It's still dumb and the kind of thing that only someone overpaid to be in politics would come up with, though.

I really think appealing to gender just plays badly across the board at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I also don't get it. "I'm voting for her because she's a girl like I am!" is extremely stupid. It's stupid because that's a dumb reason to choose a candidate, but more than that, it's stupid because it's irrelevant.

People in high political office aren't women or men. They are sexless, soulless creatures of power and nothing more. The physical equipment is irrelevant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (kBSKe)

342 315 Yes, I think many of us are radicals and not conservatives...what's left to conserve?

I guess the Constitution.
Posted by: Harun at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (Cg63x)

I'm for restoring the Republic... so restorationist.
Originalist?

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (53oGX)

343 Eh, neither Noem nor Haley is any Bella Abzug.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (xTRSc)

344 I want a Jebe! Tee with a pic of him and Please clap.
Posted by: Thesokorus

https://tinyurl.com/mse9aakd

https://tinyurl.com/2hj9srxy
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (CIS44)

#2 is lulz!

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:57 PM (0BVSC)

345 I really think appealing to gender just plays badly across the board at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

Agreed. Plus, it flies for the democrats because both men and women are feminists. Not so much on our side.

Which tells me she's targeting someone else side from me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:57 PM (rJ7Hd)

346 Uhhh, no. All other things being equal, inflation should result in higher sales and more revenue. Profits are another matter - it depends on who's eating the inflation, and where along the line - but revenues should be going up, not missing. Inflation means that prices are higher.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM

I think we can trust a major corporation CEO and MSM to give us the honest economic news, Mr. Cop.

Posted by: 19-year old commie LARPER at August 16, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

347 If she were running for class president on a "no more homework" platform.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (FVJNG)
++++
She basically is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:57 PM (kBSKe)

348 On the other hand, they should ban flip-flops.



Bruh!!! Unless there’s snow on the ground that’s what I wear all year long.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 02:57 PM (XwuoD)

349 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (jdqAQ)

Sorry

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:57 PM (lgxc1)

350 I always get her mixed up with Kristi Noem.

Noem is the one who betrayed her voters over tranny rights.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 02:57 PM (uvymP)

351 >>>Tulsi Gabbard, on the other hand, while perhaps not as conventionally attractive as those two, looks like the type of woman who thoroughly enjoys a good rogering from time to time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Concur. Tulsa seems likes she's fun in bed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:57 PM (d2bW3)

352 UN Ambassador is a fancy way of saying useless as tits on a bishop. If it's an ambassatrix, it's as useless as two sets of tits on a bishop.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (0FoWg)

353 Nikki Sixx >>> Nikki Haley
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (d2bW3)

Niki Lauda>>>Nikki Sixx >>> Nikki Haley
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (CCSxw)


Niki Taylor

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (iY8R7)

354 Do you know who ELSE shouldn't have been underestimated?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (lgxc1)

355 I liked the part when he pointed out that all the creeps from the ex-military promoting UKe war just happen to hold top positions with military contractors. And that Fauci got contracted by the military - explains his massive salary, to play with bugs. That man is never going to be indicted or pay for anything. He is the Pentagon's boy.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (+T4jH)

356 Kristi Noem = Bag of antlers

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (u73oe)

357 On the other hand, they should ban flip-flops.



Bruh!!! Unless there’s snow on the ground that’s what I wear all year long.
Posted by: Montec

Even when there is

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (CIS44)

358 If she were running for class president on a "no more homework" platform.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (FVJNG)
++++
She basically is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:57 PM


Your point is valid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (FVJNG)

359 I want a Jebe! Tee with a pic of him and Please clap.

"Jab Bush" was trending on Twitter a few days ago as a name for Trump's negative association with the vaxx. Internet randos are better at this than the Haley campaign.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (2ocoG)

360 It feels like someone trying to come up with Joss Whedon dialog and failing.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023


***
Now that you mention it, I can just hear Buffy saying "Underestimate me. That'll be fun" to a vampire. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

361 Lindsey Graham is #1. Something about SC I guess.
-----------------
I don't see him winning again. This may be his swan song.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:59 PM (Hudry)

362 Underestimate me nah,
go on Nah

Posted by: Baby Billy Freeman at August 16, 2023 02:59 PM (og5mY)

363 The logical explanation for this behavior is that the worse numbers were already baked into the stock price, so when things turn out not as bad, it's a sign that the stock price is undervalued.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

/-

Yeah absolutely. Happen all the time when companies announce Shit numbers and the stock pops because they’re less shitty than everyone expected.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 02:59 PM (XwuoD)

364 > 343 Eh, neither Noem nor Haley is any Bella Abzug.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (xTRSc)

Hey, I'm still right here, you know. Is it because I don't wear funny hats, or are you racist?

Posted by: Maxine Waters at August 16, 2023 02:59 PM (Y6AXb)

365 I wear tevas and or birks whenever possible. No socks.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (zIo4S)

366 341 People in high political office aren't women or men. They are sexless, soulless creatures of power and nothing more. The physical equipment is irrelevant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (kBSKe)

=========

"We are proud to announce the first gay, black, Muslim, trans, straight but kinda not, Caribbean, Latinx, grape to hold the office of Chief Justice of the Supreme Court."
-Soon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

367 Is Nikki running for VP? Or has she already insulted Trump too much?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (Cus5s)

368 Mandingo rips off my frilly bodice and ravages me daily, but only in my mind.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (sWM8x)

369 353 Nikki Sixx >>> Nikki Haley
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (d2bW3)

Niki Lauda>>>Nikki Sixx >>> Nikki Haley
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (CCSxw)

Niki Taylor
Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (iY8R7)

Nikki Dial.

Your work may not enjoy a Google search.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (KbCG3)

370 Bruh!!! Unless there’s snow on the ground that’s what I wear all year long.
------------
Their bad for you feet.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (Hudry)

371 I always liked Chesterton's 'Traditionalist.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (jdqAQ)

372
Concur. Tulsa seems likes she's fun in bed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp a

Tulsa is kind of a slut.

Posted by: OKC at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (XwuoD)

373 Oooooh.

Girrrlllll power.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (dQ31U)

374 The Horde is having a lot of fun just estimating you, sweetie pie.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (w9Wax)

375 Do you know who ELSE shouldn't have been underestimated?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (lgxc1)

--------

Buster Douglas?

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (yeOmr)

376 Another roaring woman ... that's fun.

Posted by: Marooned at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (kt8QE)

377 Is Nikki running for VP? Or has she already insulted Trump too much?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (Cus5s)



She's running for president.

Don't think Trump will give her the time of day anytime soon.

Posted by: Leftist Billionaires at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

378 Strike one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

379 Only wear sandles if I am rowing a boat.

Otherwise. Boots.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (6ox+6)

380 Is Nikki running for VP? Or has she already insulted Trump too much?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 03:00 PM (Cus5s)

Her as VP is guaranteed coup.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (zIo4S)

381 She should have made her slogan a picture of a car elevator.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (lgxc1)

382 Nikki is the female Jeb Bush

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (JWncN)

383 Yes, I think many of us are radicals and not conservatives...what's left to conserve?

I guess the Constitution.
Posted by: Harun at August 16, 2023
*
I'm for restoring the Republic... so restorationist.
Originalist?
Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023


***
Optimates, anyone?

Posted by: Sulla et al. ca. 70 BC at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (J2vNu)

384 Kon Tiki>>Rikki Tikki Tavi>>Nikki Haley

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (sJHOI)

385 Buster Douglas?

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (yeOmr)


I said underestimated not long counted

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (lgxc1)

386 >>>Tulsa is kind of a slut.
Posted by: OKC

Ugh, stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (d2bW3)

387 Hey, I'm still right here, you know. Is it because I don't wear funny hats, or are you racist?

Posted by: Maxine Waters at August 16, 2023 02:59 PM (Y6AXb)


I can loan you one, sistah.

Posted by: Frederica Wilson at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (PiwSw)

388 I DO think that “ Conservative” may be an inapt label for the bulk of the Horde…

What if you'd like to go back the culture of the early 60s with the federal government of the 1880s?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (lc5cP)


Revolutionary Traditionalist Federalist?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (uvymP)

389
Lindsey Graham is #1. Something about SC I guess.

___________

"South Carolina is too small for a republic and too large for an insane asylum." - James L. Petigru, 1860

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (MoZTd)

390 She should have just been done with it and made her slogan

GIRL
BOSS

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (lgxc1)

391 She stole that from John Fetterman.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (dQ31U)

392 Nikki is a Hindu, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (DmtxH)

393 382 Nikki is the female Jeb Bush

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (JWncN)

But with a touch more testosterone.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (KbCG3)

394 Yes, she is trying out the slogan "Underestimate me-- that'll be fun."

I don't think she has to worry about me doing that.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (e2onP)

395 Flip flops are of the Devil.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (xTRSc)

396 Trump and DeathSantis are running because they think they can win.

Vivek started out because he’s rich young and bored. But now caught on to the point where he may be viable as VP or in 2028.

The rest are just grifting, plain and simple.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (XwuoD)

397 awwwwwww Springsteen just cancelled both his Philly shows (super last minute)

15 minutes after the first show's sound check

hmm

he suddenly fell ill

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (AcWfM)

398 Flip flops are of the Devil.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (xTRSc)



*fistbump*


Good to see I'm not alone in this world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

399 Nikki is the female Mitch McConnell. She doesn't smell so dead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (0FoWg)

400 About time! My McCain - Palin Tshirt has a few holes in it.

Posted by: Some Kid in Africa at August 16, 2023 02:49 PM

I'll trade you for my Tampa Bay Rays World Champions T-shirt.
Posted by: Other African Kid at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (3AR13)

you kids need to accept that the buffalo bills were the greatest NFL team ever. 4 straight championships and i have the tshirts to prove it...

Posted by: Some middle aged African Man at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (nXhwP)

401 325 It's more of a Soliloquy with Tucker sitting in the same room.

Tucker's gift with interviews is letting them talk. He's the anti-Sean Hannity.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM

Joe Rogan is no where near as intelligent as Tucker, but letting the interviewee actually talk is much of his success. I think he's also genuinely interested in learning, gives everyone a chance to speak, and doesn't assume he has the correct opinion, while at least challenging completely wacky claims.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (JCZqz)

402 awwwwwww Springsteen just cancelled both his Philly shows (super last minute)

15 minutes after the first show's sound check

hmm

he suddenly fell ill
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (AcWfM)



Suddenly, I can't stop smiling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

403 >>> awwwwwww Springsteen just cancelled both his Philly shows (super last minute)


Thats a shame. LOL.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 03:04 PM (d2bW3)

404 Not even the Bulwark would endorse her now

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 03:04 PM (yw7eP)

405 396 Trump and DeathSantis are running because they think they can win.

Vivek started out because he’s rich young and bored. But now caught on to the point where he may be viable as VP or in 2028.

The rest are just grifting, plain and simple.
Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (XwuoD)

Vivek is the only one who has tracked to the right during this entire primary.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:04 PM (KbCG3)

406 389
Lindsey Graham is #1. Something about SC I guess.
-----------
There's a lot of spring in Palmetto trees.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:04 PM (DmtxH)

407 Flip-flops suck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 03:04 PM (TZ75n)

408 Let's face it though, we all knew Nikki would play the vagina card. It's the go to card for top women like her and Hillary.
...BUT it serves a perfect rallying cry for all the other women who believe feminism 3.5.
It's us against them, girls!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:53 PM (rJ7Hd)
At least it's just implied instead of explicit like Hillary's campaign slogan "I'm with Her".
It's still dumb and the kind of thing that only someone overpaid to be in politics would come up with, though.
I really think appealing to gender just plays badly across the board at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)


Yeah, the woman who'll be the first Preezy will be smart enough to imitate Margaret Thatcher's approach.
She didn't whinge cutely or bitchily about gender issues.
She simply presented herself as the most competent leader and tough enough to get things done.

Which means, Nikki dear, that you actually have to be strong enough to make unpopular "with the left" decisions, and strong enough to make them stick.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (QzZeQ)

409 Bruce Springsteen.

Where's a SADS from the Vax when you need one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

410 Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) was spotted at Bomberger’s hardware store in Lititz, PA. Rumor has it he is guest appearing tonight at the car show with Flaming Dick and the Hot Rods.

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (RHGPo)

411 Target Corporation (TGT)
129.42 +4.37 (+3.49%)
As of 02:43PM EDT. Market open.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 02:43 PM (aD39U)


There's only so much land in Maui. All that fake money has to go somewhere.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (uvymP)

412 awwwwwww Springsteen just cancelled both his Philly shows (super last minute)

15 minutes after the first show's sound check

hmm

he suddenly fell ill
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023
*
Suddenly, I can't stop smiling.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023


***
Not sayin' it was the vax, but . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (J2vNu)

413 Target went well into BLM, they deserve what they got

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (MOY79)

414 Nikki Haley's new campaign slogan: Mom-jeans Are Gross Again.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (dGCAG)

415 Septic tank pumping > listening to FRFK Jr. drone on and on for 90 minutes.

Posted by: 13times at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (Htdy0)

416
15 minutes after the first show's sound check

_______

The equipment was stolen

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (MoZTd)

417 15 minutes after the first show's sound check
hmm
he suddenly fell ill
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (AcWfM)

His next album will be "Died In The USA".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (hqgX1)

418 379 Only wear sandles if I am rowing a boat.

Otherwise. Boots.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (6ox+6)

... and ... crocs ...?

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (SbC6h)

419 I read that the most expensive ticket for a Springsteen concert is cheaper than the cheapest ticket for a Taylor Swift concert. Which I found funny.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (XwuoD)

420 399 Nikki is the female Mitch McConnell. She doesn't smell so dead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM

The Paolo, he hate to, as you say, "kiss and tell", but the Nikki, she no smell so fresh either.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (JCZqz)

421
Typical middle aged american woman, making "ME" the biggest thing on the shirt.

She needs to work the word dOOm into the shirt in the correct place.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2023 02:49 PM (YUfeG)




Do they silk-screen T-shirts down by the bottom hem?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 03:06 PM (n+4am)

422 doesn't anybody here know how to play this game?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (i9ffA)

I've been wondering that myself. Politicians across the board are noticeably less skilled when it comes to the off-the-cuff, face-to-face, handshaking and baby-kissing side of real-world politicking. They do soundbites and video clips well enough, but many if not most of them do badly at town halls and open crowds. The political class has become accustomed to controlled environments. They fearthat lack of control. They fear us.

Posted by: troyriser at August 16, 2023 03:06 PM (7Cx1V)

423 402 awwwwwww Springsteen just cancelled both his Philly shows (super last minute)
15 minutes after the first show's sound check
hmm
he suddenly fell ill
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (AcWfM)
************
This is awful. Anyway...

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:06 PM (OTXUv)

424 awwwwwww Springsteen just cancelled both his Philly shows (super last minute)

15 minutes after the first show's sound check

hmm

he suddenly fell ill
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (AcWfM)

Maybe he finally realized he friggin' sucks, and always has sucked. "i'm gonna go home and watch TV and drink beer."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 16, 2023 03:06 PM (xPJvm)

425 >> Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) was spotted at Bomberger’s hardware store in Lititz, PA. Rumor has it he is guest appearing tonight at the car show with Flaming Dick and the Hot Rods.


50 / 50 chance that was Carly Simon.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 03:06 PM (6ox+6)

426 Underestimate my weight. That'll be fun.

Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams (GA) at August 16, 2023 03:06 PM (e2onP)

427 he suddenly fell ill
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023 03:03 PM (AcWfM)



Since America sucks so bad, here's hoping he heads up north or down to Cuba for his healthcare.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

428 I was so unattractive that I wasn't allowed to be visible on stage with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards.

And that's saying something.

Posted by: Nicky Hopkins at August 16, 2023 03:06 PM (Y6AXb)

429 Mike Pence breathes a sigh of relief, " maybe they'll forget my pickup ad?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 03:07 PM (yw7eP)

430 Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) was spotted at Bomberger’s hardware store in Lititz, PA.
Posted by: SMOD

If he is any kind of man at all he picked up some Wilbur's Buds while in Lititz.

Posted by: James at August 16, 2023 03:07 PM (mp9e7)

431 Well, she's better-looking than Chris Christie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2023 02:45 PM (Y6AXb)


See. There's a campaign slogan. "Even Obama thinks I'm better looking than Chris Christie."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 03:07 PM (uvymP)

432 I read that the most expensive ticket for a Springsteen concert is cheaper than the cheapest ticket for a Taylor Swift concert. Which I found funny.
Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023


***
At least Taylor is spectacularly nice to look at.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:07 PM (J2vNu)

433 Tulsa is kind of a slut.
Posted by: OKC

Ugh, stupid fat fingers.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (d2bW3)

🙂

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 03:07 PM (BdMk6)

434 70 I suppose I’d underestimate you, Nikki, if I ever thought of you at all.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (u73oe)

---

(zombie golf clap)

Posted by: Zombie Bogart at August 16, 2023 03:08 PM (wzAuc)

435 Full credit for getting the word that'll into a slogan.

Fuckin that'll.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:08 PM (lgxc1)

436 Which means, Nikki dear, that you actually have to be strong enough to make unpopular "with the left" decisions, and strong enough to make them stick.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM

You want me to lie? Vote against my principles? Oh, right....fool the rubes until you win office...I'm in DC so much, I forget and drop my guard when I'm out campaigning.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at August 16, 2023 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

437 Off forgotten even why I have this nic nic.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2023 03:08 PM (mp9e7)

438 The shirt gains +10 Awesome points when you add an arrow pointing down ....

Never underestimate the P powers ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (yw7eP)

439 Flaming Dick and the Hot Rods.

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM

They have antibiotics for that.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (3AR13)

440 Lindsey Graham is #1. Something about SC I guess.
-----------------
I don't see him winning again. This may be his swan song.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:59 PM (Hudry)


I'm not seeing it. As always, the Strom/Graham machine will dilute the primary vote with a couple or three stooges and then it's him or an actual communist in the general.

Posted by: Bryant at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (aD39U)

441 Getting real "The Force is Female" Kathleen Kennedy vibes from that picture.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (fKIdX)

442 I said underestimated not long counted

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:02 PM (lgxc1)

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Heh. I should have went with Leon Spinks.

Like F. Joe, Ali was already showing signs of dementia and loss of motor skills -- but the Nation of Islam Muhammads controlled and wouldn't let the cash cow retire earlier. He might have gotten the Malcolm X treatment ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (njUci)

443 I'm for restoring the Republic... so restorationist.
Originalist?
Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (53oGX)

The correct term for the near future is counter-revolutionaries. We are all counter-revolutionaries here, although many have not yet accepted it.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (5C4od)

444 >>Alt Nikki Hayley T-Shirt Slogan:


Bless My Heart

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (6ox+6)

445 I don't like open-toed shoes.

They make me feel vulnerable.

Also, hobbit feet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (ppBhU)

446 I declare this slogan to be fucking retarded.

Posted by: Campaign slogan critic at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (fhX0j)

447 > Fuckin that'll.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:08 PM (lgxc1)

I think Buddy Holly beat her to it.

Posted by: Nicky Hopkins at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (Y6AXb)

448 Do you know who ELSE shouldn't have been underestimated?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:58 PM (lgxc1)
--------
Buster Douglas?
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 03:01 PM (yeOmr)

Buster Hyman?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 16, 2023 03:10 PM (nXhwP)

449 Yeah, the woman who'll be the first Preezy will be smart enough to imitate Margaret Thatcher's approach.
...
Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (QzZeQ)

That would be true, if we lived in a sane world, but we don't.

The first woman presdent will be the one who can whinge the loudest, and has the most intersectional cred. Now, one might say Cummala has a leg up (ewww) on that at the moment, but somewhere there's a black lesbian rape victim with a bad leg and dyslexia who is holding some stupid office as we speak. She won't be hideous, like the former Chitcago mayor, and she won't talk like a drunken whore, like Cummala. Nor will she be hateful like Hillory.

No, she won't be those things, but she will be a victim, and it will carry her to the White House.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

450 Maybe he finally realized he friggin' sucks, and always has sucked. "i'm gonna go home and watch TV and drink beer."

Springsteen exists 100% because of the E Street Band. The useful contrast is Tom Petty, who had an equally killer band but didn't suck.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 03:10 PM (2ocoG)

451
Flip-flops belong on the beach, poolside, in public/shared showers and on your lawn when BBQing on Saturday afternoon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 03:10 PM (n+4am)

452 I wear flip flops with socks. In Alaska.

Why? Because it's comfortable, I'm retired and I don't have to care what other people think.

Posted by: Nicky Hopkins at August 16, 2023 03:11 PM (Y6AXb)

453 426 Underestimate my weight. That'll be fun impossible.
Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams (GA) at August 16, 2023 03:06 PM

Recommended edit for accuracy.

Posted by: Fake AoS editor at August 16, 2023 03:11 PM (JCZqz)

454 Lose the first word of that, and it's actually a decent slogan.

I hope she doesn't think of it or read about it here.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:54 PM (kBSKe)

Should go to a Nikki Haley event wearing a T-shirt with the Confederate Battle Flag on it. Heckle her by pointing at your chest, and saying, "This is part of American history, Nikki, and you are not."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2023 03:11 PM (Pc367)

455 If I were running for preezy, my whole campaign would be about what a fraud my own party it is and my slogan would be The Calls Are Coming From Inside The House.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:11 PM (ppBhU)

456 Bruce is sick?

Posted by: Zombie Tom Joad at August 16, 2023 03:11 PM (Xrfse)

457 Flip-flops belong on the beach, poolside, in public/shared showers and on your lawn when BBQing on Saturday afternoon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 03:10 PM (n+4am)



Exactly.

I'll add "in a boat, trolling around a lake."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

458 At least Taylor is spectacularly nice to look at.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:07 PM (J2vNu)


Really?? I think she's average at best. If she wasn't worth a gazillion dollars and the product of a very effective hype machine, I don't think most folks would even give her a second glance.

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 03:11 PM (iY8R7)

459 Full credit for getting the word that'll into a slogan

That'll do, Pig. That'll do.

Posted by: Lynsey Graham Forever! at August 16, 2023 03:11 PM (dNNCD)

460 Holmes absolutely beat the fucking snot out of Ali. Ali never went down, though. That beating sealed his fate.

Shithead ref should have stopped the fight long before.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 03:12 PM (TZ75n)

461 *adds flip-flops to packing list for Corsicana*

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 03:12 PM (iY8R7)

462 awwwwwww Springsteen just cancelled both his Philly shows (super last minute)

15 minutes after the first show's sound check

hmm

he suddenly fell ill
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2023


He went home to write an emergency reply to Oliver Anthony's 'Rich Men North of Richmond'.

But, he's having trouble rhyming-

"Shut up. Biden is the greatest, you stupid, toothless, sister-humping, poor, low class fucks"

and the next line of lyrics.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2023 03:12 PM (QzZeQ)

463 Nikki Haley: A Mouth Like a Cheese Grater. That'll Be Fun.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:12 PM (lgxc1)

464 Flip-flops belong on the beach, poolside, in public/shared showers and on your lawn when BBQing on Saturday afternoon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 03:10 PM (n+4am)

shower shoes in the Army was a good idea. I know, I was a medic. Saw some funky fungi sometimes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 16, 2023 03:12 PM (xPJvm)

465 "Safe, legal, and rare," is what William Jefferson Clinton told us. Then Clinton put Clinton's choice of Ruth Babykiller Ginsburg on the Supreme Court to protect the "legal" part. What, "Freakonomics," taught me is that the "safe" part had as much to do with crime prevention as with the health of murderous mommies. It is "rare" that a societal good comes from evil acts.

Posted by: Marooned at August 16, 2023 03:12 PM (kt8QE)

466 > Now, one might say Cummala has a leg up (ewww) on that at the moment

Have to disagree. Remember, Commie Lay is so unlikeable that she was forced to withdraw from her own party's primary before winning a single delegate. Even Lizardbreath Warren did better than that.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2023 03:13 PM (Y6AXb)

467 “ This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes”


Those are clearly not real.

The glasses, they’re just a prop.

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 16, 2023 03:13 PM (wu87C)

468 but somewhere there's a black lesbian rape victim with a bad leg and dyslexia who is holding some stupid office as we speak. She won't be hideous, like the former Chitcago mayor, and she won't talk like a drunken whore, like Cummala. Nor will she be hateful like Hillory.

No, she won't be those things, but she will be a victim, and it will carry her to the White House.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:10 PM

And neurodivergent! That's a must nowadays...over 50% of people claim to be an affected minority!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 03:13 PM (JCZqz)

469 If I can't wear flip flops with socks, I don't know why I bothered to get married.

I ain't trying to attract anyone. In fact, it's better that I didn't. So might as well make myself comfortable.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2023 03:13 PM (fKIdX)

470 Underestimate my concern, Maui. That'll be fun.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:13 PM (dNNCD)

471 Weird, Illinois proposes a "no cloud seeding" bill.

Illinois SB134
WEATHER MODIFICATION-SEEDING
Summary
Creates the Weather Modification Act. Provides that any form of weather modification shall not be allowed in the State, including the seeding of clouds by plane or ground. Defines "seeding" as a type of weather modification that aims to change the amount or type of precipitation that falls from clouds. Effective immediately.

Because apparently the feds (or military) is doing cloud seeding (according to Monkey Werx).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 03:14 PM (Cus5s)

472 shower shoes in the Army was a good idea. I know, I was a medic. Saw some funky fungi sometimes.
------------
They were correctly called shower shoes for a reason.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:14 PM (DmtxH)

473 Kamala is very likely to be the first female president of the United States. Not sure who the first female will be who is ELECTED to the Presidency, however...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 03:14 PM (JCZqz)

474 The first woman presdent will be the one who can whinge the loudest, and has the most intersectional cred.
---
I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Rachel Levine at August 16, 2023 03:14 PM (sWM8x)

475 "Shut up. Biden is the greatest, you stupid, toothless, sister-humping, poor, low class fucks"

Rhymes with bucks (gimme your), schmucks (you are), and Zuck's (I had dinner at...).

Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2023 03:15 PM (eOEVl)

476 Darling Nikki>>>>Nikki Haley
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (MZ8pM)

Nikki Dial>>>>Darling Nikki>>>>Nikki Haley


FIFY

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 16, 2023 03:15 PM (ufFY8)

477 The correct term for the near future is counter-revolutionaries. We are all counter-revolutionaries here, although many have not yet accepted it.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM (5C4od)

We're the non-conformists. We're the new goths.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 03:15 PM (BdMk6)

478 I think it's a good photo of her.
Wonder how many people were in the audience.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:16 PM (SbC6h)

479 Because apparently the feds (or military) is doing cloud seeding (according to Monkey Werx).

Don't underestimate me.

Posted by: Bill Grates at August 16, 2023 03:16 PM (Xrfse)

480 Creates the Weather Modification Act. Provides that any form of weather modification shall not be allowed in the State

They will use this to give themselves sweeping global warmening powers.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2023 03:16 PM (dNNCD)

481 Really?? I think she's average at best. If she wasn't worth a gazillion dollars and the product of a very effective hype machine, I don't think most folks would even give her a second glance.
Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023


***
Beautiful girl-next-door type when she was starting out. She's, what, thirty now? She hasn't lost her looks, gained weight, or (yet) gone in for plastic surgery. I'd say she's doing really well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:17 PM (J2vNu)

482 Darling Nikki >> Nikki Haley
(especially when Nikki started to grind)

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 16, 2023 03:17 PM (3AR13)

483 She sounds like a bot.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:17 PM (SbC6h)

484 All this effort to be so clever and show off their expensive messaging teams when all they have to do is talk plainly about why people are disgusted with politics and enraged and heartbroken about their country. Disconnected elitist idiots.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 16, 2023 03:18 PM (UseAb)

485 I mentioned earlier that I got my first Twatter ban of the Musk era. Apparently "skank ho" is now a protected class or something.

In my appeal, I pointed out that the skank ho in question performs sex acts on OnlyFans for money, which makes her a whore by definition.

We'll see how that strategy works.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2023 03:18 PM (Y6AXb)

486 478 I think it's a good photo of her.
Wonder how many people were in the audience.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:16 PM (SbC6h)

Underestimates say about 50.

Overestimates say about 55, though.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:18 PM (KbCG3)

487 She works well when given directives; but, is a weathervane when making up her own mind.

in man ways, this is the story of literally all women

Posted by: dont ban me bro at August 16, 2023 03:18 PM (25k9m)

488 nitter.net's not back.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:18 PM (SbC6h)

489 *adds flip-flops to packing list for Corsicana*
Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 03:12 PM (iY8R7)



Remember, there are loaded weapons EVERYWHERE.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

490 Oops, didn't see 369

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 16, 2023 03:19 PM (ufFY8)

491 Beautiful girl-next-door type when she was starting out. She's, what, thirty now? She hasn't lost her looks, gained weight, or (yet) gone in for plastic surgery. I'd say she's doing really well.

It's impossible to say. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of her when she hadn't just been shot by the makeup cannon.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2023 03:19 PM (eOEVl)

492
Underwhelm us ... 'bout what we expected

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 16, 2023 03:19 PM (8cA5w)

493 Nikki Dial

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 16, 2023 03:15 PM (ufFY


Now THERE'S a name to raise some pulses!

A la recherche du "stiffies" perdu . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2023 03:19 PM (x0n13)

494
Underestimates say about 50.

Overestimates say about 55, though.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:18 PM (KbCG3)



So, overflow capacity in Biden numbers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

495 445 I don't like open-toed shoes.

They make me feel vulnerable.

Also, hobbit feet.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:09 PM

How do you feel about ewok feet? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

496 487 She works well when given directives; but, is a weathervane when making up her own mind.

in man ways, this is the story of literally all women
Posted by: dont ban me bro at August 16, 2023 03:18 PM (25k9m)

Tries to please.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:19 PM (SbC6h)

497 Set your expectations low. No lower.

Posted by: Roc Doc at August 16, 2023 03:20 PM (bkf/+)

498 nitter.net's not back.

Oh, no. How shall I ever make it through the day? Anyway...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 16, 2023 03:20 PM (Xrfse)

499 490 Oops, didn't see 369
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 16, 2023 03:19 PM (ufFY

The correct conclusion was reached.

All that matters.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:20 PM (KbCG3)

500 Really?? I think she's average at best. If she wasn't worth a gazillion dollars and the product of a very effective hype machine, I don't think most folks would even give her a second glance.
Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 03:11 PM (iY8R7)

This is like that time in grad school a female told me Jennifer Connolly wasn't very pretty.

All I could do was blink a few times.

And then move the topic somewhere else.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:20 PM (zIo4S)

501 I overestimated her rather greatly in years past. I'm quite certain I'm not underestimating her now.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at August 16, 2023 03:20 PM (tBHkr)

502 Have to disagree. Remember, Commie Lay is so unlikeable that she was forced to withdraw from her own party's primary before winning a single delegate. Even Lizardbreath Warren did better than that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2023 03:13 PM (Y6AXb)

I just mean she's one Alzheimer patient's heartbeat away from the job at the moment. That's all. So she's got that going for her. Which isn't nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

503 Seriously bent:

@RNCResearch
·
6m
BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children. I know some really great ice cream places around here and daddy owes you, so talk to me afterwards."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2023 03:21 PM (IG4Id)

504 The shape shifting lizard aliens that run the govt are behind the weather modifications, isn't it obvious?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 03:21 PM (IjPMX)

505 @RNCResearch
BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children. I know some really great ice cream places around here and daddy owes you, so talk to me afterwards."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2023 03:21 PM (IG4Id)
++++
Gross. "Daddy?" You ain't their daddy, Joe.

Thank goodness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (kBSKe)

506 So, Illinois is gonna make all the Jews surrender their weather machines?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (xTRSc)

507

Is she BEING BOSSY.

I want to go watch Hillary and goat face talk to the blacks instead.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (ULnI0)

508 Taylor Swift is 700 years old. Born in Wallachia.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (ppBhU)

509 If I were running for preezy, my whole campaign would be about what a fraud my own party it is and my slogan would be The Calls Are Coming From Inside The House.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:11 PM (ppBhU)

Go with, OMG! I'm coming! I'm coming!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (BdMk6)

510
"Shut up. Biden is the greatest, you stupid, toothless, sister-humping, poor, low class fucks"




Which proves that Bruce is one sick fuck. Sister-humping? Really? That's a Biden-style thing.

Cousin-humping on the other hand...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (n+4am)

511 It’s so hard to underestimate anyone who is that low.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (V8yYW)

512 Creates the Weather Modification Act. Provides that any form of weather modification shall not be allowed in the State, including the seeding of clouds by plane or ground. Defines "seeding" as a type of weather modification that aims to change the amount or type of precipitation that falls from clouds. Effective immediately.


Cloud seeding is old school and not effective. The cool kids have been using HAARP since Karl Rove steered Katrina into New Orleans.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (p8A+W)

513 I had Obama's and Pence's number. You may see me hanging around Haley.

Posted by: A Fly at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (nFPx7)

514 I just watched Heart of Stone on Netflix. It stars Gal Gadot, and, how do I say this, she is...aging. Still gorgeous, but you can see the years.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (eOEVl)

515
@RNCResearch
·
6m
BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children. I know some really great ice cream places around here and daddy owes you, so talk to me afterwards."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2023 03:21 PM (IG4Id)



Hey. Dickhead. Leave those kids alone!!

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE PINK FLOYD at August 16, 2023 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

516 Which proves that Bruce is one sick fuck. Sister-humping? Really? That's a Biden-style thing.

And daughter humping too.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2023 03:23 PM (p8A+W)

517 BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children. I know some really great ice cream places around here and daddy owes you, so talk to me afterwards."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2023 03:21 PM

That's right kids...call me daddy.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at August 16, 2023 03:23 PM (JCZqz)

518 I just watched Heart of Stone on Netflix. It stars Gal Gadot, and, how do I say this, she is...aging. Still gorgeous, but you can see the years.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (eOEVl)



There is absolutely nothing wrong with allowing yourself to age naturally. Not one damn thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

519 Yeah, the woman who'll be the first Preezy will be smart enough to imitate Margaret Thatcher's approach.
She didn't whinge cutely or bitchily about gender issues.
She simply presented herself as the most competent leader and tough enough to get things done.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (QzZeQ)


It didn't hurt that Maggie had more balls than the rest of the Tory party combined.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 16, 2023 03:23 PM (uvymP)

520 Eh. Eff it. Any child attending a Biden rally deserves to be molested.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:24 PM (ppBhU)

521 Taylor Swift is 700 years old. Born in Wallachia.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023


***
She can recruit me to the ranks of the Undead anytime

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:24 PM (J2vNu)

522 BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children. I know some really great ice cream places around here and daddy owes you, so talk to me afterwards."

Words Joe said while driving the ice cream truck.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2023 03:24 PM (p8A+W)

523 BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children.

I have a whole freezer just full of popsicles in my basement.

Why don't you just come into my basement?"

Posted by: To Catch a Predator at August 16, 2023 03:25 PM (25k9m)

524 BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children. I know some really great ice cream places around here and daddy owes you, so talk to me afterwards."

They left "... now get in the van" out of the original statement.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2023 03:25 PM (p8A+W)

525 Nancy Mace will come.

*wiggles fingers*

Posted by: A. Hitler at August 16, 2023 03:25 PM (aD39U)

526 The cool kids have been using HAARP since Karl Rove steered Katrina into New Orleans.

Is that the used weather machine the jooooos sold us?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 16, 2023 03:25 PM (Peq7v)

527 "Cloud seeding is old school and not effective. The cool kids have been using HAARP since Karl Rove steered Katrina into New Orleans." Posted by: Reuben Hick

yeah, I think that is why it is "weather modification bill", which includes but not limited to cloud seeding. I'm sure they can make it a weapon soon, if it isn't already. Or maybe they improved on cloud seeding, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (Cus5s)

528 The shape shifting lizard aliens that run the govt are behind the weather modifications, isn't it obvious?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 03:21 PM (IjPMX)

I try not to tell people. I want them to figure it out for themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

529 > BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children. I know some really great ice cream places around here and daddy owes you, so talk to me afterwards."

Video here:
https://is.gd/7gKxkX

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (V1QHJ)

530 BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children.

Stop crying. I'll kill your parents if you tell anyone."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (ppBhU)

531 Margaret Thatcher was just so butch. Like super-butch, man.

Posted by: Rishi Sunak at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (sWM8x)

532 And BTW does she think the shirt is helping or hurting her case?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (lgxc1)

533 Oh Nikki, she's so fine.
She's so fine she blows my mind.
Hey, Nikki!

Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (NxC5+)

534 She can recruit me to the ranks of the Undead anytime

Eh, she does nothing on my hawt-o-meter.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (Xrfse)

535 Jeb Bush withtips, and they ain't even nice tits.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (JyUNq)

536
Taylor Swift is 700 years old. Born in Wallachia.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023

***
She can recruit me to the ranks of the Undead anytime
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:24 PM (J2vNu)


Only if you don't mind having hit songs written about how much you suck, after the inevitable breakup.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (n+4am)

537

You should see what she has printed on her panties!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 16, 2023 03:27 PM (COYTF)

538 529 > BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children. I know some really great ice cream places around here and daddy owes you, so talk to me afterwards."

Video here:
https://is.gd/7gKxkX
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (V1QHJ)

"And don't tell your parents what we talk about; it'll be our little secret."

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:27 PM (SbC6h)

539 I just mean she's one Alzheimer patient's heartbeat away from the job at the moment. That's all. So she's got that going for her. Which isn't nice.

Well there is also the Weekend At Bernie's strategery too. Body doubles and auto-pen are good through January 20, 2025.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2023 03:27 PM (p8A+W)

540 > The cool kids have been using HAARP since Karl Rove steered Katrina into New Orleans.

I think it's hilarious some cracked in the head physicist said that HAARP might be used to do mind control and nutcases have fixated on it for decades.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 03:27 PM (V1QHJ)

541 The logical explanation for this behavior is that the worse numbers were already baked into the stock price, so when things turn out not as bad, it's a sign that the stock price is undervalued.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)
==
They also got damage control in place real quick - muzzled the VP of DEI - and are looking to ride this out. They will still be progressive - but this is the second time they've done something stupid (guys in girls bathrooms) and both times it has hit them. We will see how fast it rebounds or if they have permanently lost something this time.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 16, 2023 03:27 PM (UVyKP)

542 The shape shifting lizard aliens that run the govt are behind the weather modifications, isn't it obvious?

The Arrival.

An underrated Charlie Sheen movie.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:27 PM (ppBhU)

543 Eh, she does nothing on my hawt-o-meter.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

If we are talking gigantic blondes Ill take Elizabeth Diebecki any day and 2x on sunday.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 03:28 PM (CIS44)

544 Illinois
Bad: Trying to change the weather
Good: Trying to change the climate

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 16, 2023 03:28 PM (wu87C)

545 There is absolutely nothing wrong with allowing yourself to age naturally. Not one damn thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:23 PM

Uh...no one said there is? But most Hollywood stars are created, at least in part, due to their physical beauty...and that fades. Joe Mannix will never post photos of Helen Thomas (although Ackbar might)...nothing wrong with "appreciating" physical beauty, either.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 03:28 PM (JCZqz)

546 With tits. Autocucumber epitomizes the accession of the stupid class to power

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 16, 2023 03:28 PM (JyUNq)

547 The shape shifting lizard aliens that run the govt are behind the weather modifications, isn't it obvious?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 03:21 PM (IjPMX)

Fucking lizard.

Posted by: Dillon at August 16, 2023 03:28 PM (jdqAQ)

548 The Arrival.

An underrated Charlie Sheen movie.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:27 PM (ppBhU)



The forward bending knees were the creepiest thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 03:28 PM (aD39U)

549 Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 03:28 PM (CIS44)

Nice choice. I believe she was in The Night Manager at peak hotness

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:29 PM (lgxc1)

550 > BIDEN: "I wanna say one thing to your children.

"Just look at you. You've got yourself all dirty. You're so dirty you need a shower. So dirty I'd better go in the shower with you to help you wash. Then you can help wash me, you little dirty girl. That'll be fun, right?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2023 03:29 PM (Y6AXb)

551 What is Charlie Sheen doing these days?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:29 PM (DmtxH)

552 Chris Christie's new slogan is: Don't Under Eat Me!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 16, 2023 03:29 PM (TGPs7)

553 Nice choice. I believe she was in The Night Manager at peak hotness
Posted by: ... a

Ill Take Tenet

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 03:30 PM (CIS44)

554 What is Charlie Sheen doing these days?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:29 PM (DmtxH)


Truvada.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 03:30 PM (aD39U)

555 Not hiding it:

@alaynatreene
·
20m
BREAKING: Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has asked a judge to set a trial date of March 4, 2024, for former President Donald Trump and his 18 co-defendants

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2023 03:30 PM (IG4Id)

556 Nikki: The Greatest UN Ambassador in History


Please........

Posted by: Zombie Jeanine Kirkpatrick at August 16, 2023 03:30 PM (7u5gb)

557 I guess "Vote for me or you big dummy!" was the #2 choice.

Posted by: CrustyB at August 16, 2023 03:30 PM (tVMP7)

558 > Only if you don't mind having hit songs written about how much you suck, after the inevitable breakup.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (n+4am)

Two can play at that game.

I'm up for it.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at August 16, 2023 03:30 PM (Y6AXb)

559 There is absolutely nothing wrong with allowing yourself to age naturally. Not one damn thing.

Agree, but whether there is or there isn't, it will happen. You can either accept it gracefully, or get yourself carved and injected into one of those ludicrous, horrifying simulacra of a human woman.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2023 03:31 PM (eOEVl)

560 Eh, she does nothing on my hawt-o-meter.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
*
If we are talking gigantic blondes Ill take Elizabeth Diebecki any day and 2x on sunday.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023


***
Nicole Kidman. Still the best. I don't know what kind of actress Taylor is, but based on looks alone I've always wanted to see her play Nicole's daughter in a movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:31 PM (J2vNu)

561 Jane Seymour has aged incredibly well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:31 PM (xTRSc)

562 Oy! Is he assuming sexuality based on appearances and attitudes? Beat his ass and charge him with hate crimes!

Posted by: London Police at August 16, 2023 03:31 PM (JCZqz)

563 Only if you don't mind having hit songs written about how much you suck, after the inevitable breakup.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (n+4am)

So you're saying she'll let me suck her before the breakup?

I find those terms acceptable.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:31 PM (dGCAG)

564 What is Charlie Sheen doing these days?

Lines.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 16, 2023 03:31 PM (Xrfse)

565 fun for who?

Posted by: Mr. Winnefred T Pooh. at August 16, 2023 03:31 PM (nJ1bF)

566 Is she under Secret Service protection? Just axing..,

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2023 03:31 PM (+T4jH)

567 https://amgreatness.com/obama judge tanya chutkan-joins-the-trump show trial
Lost track of Imran Arwan and his Democrats IT business stealing all the Democrats information. Tanya let him off

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 03:31 PM (MOY79)

568 I knew a girl named Nicki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. . . .

I miss Prince.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2023 03:32 PM (0rsFX)

569 Nicole Kidman. Still the best. I don't know what kind of actress Taylor is, but based on looks alone I've always wanted to see her play Nicole's daughter in a movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Pretty sure Nicole would need a step stool to braid Liz's hair

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 03:32 PM (CIS44)

570
The shape shifting lizard aliens that run the govt are behind the weather modifications, isn't it obvious?

The Arrival.

An underrated Charlie Sheen movie.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:27 PM (ppBhU)



Yep, that's a good one. I ain't ever staying in a Mexican roach hotel after seeing that flick.

Plus, Teri Polo nekkid. I think. Need to rewatch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 03:32 PM (n+4am)

571 Sorry, Bruce, But You’re No Taylor Swift
The most expensive tickets to his Philly shows this week are one-third the price of her cheapest seats.

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2023 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

572 "I haven't felt this level of secondhand cringe since I heard Obama say that he pounds men in the ass on the daily. (But only in his mind -- Wink!)"

The hell you say.

Posted by: Reggie at August 16, 2023 03:32 PM (bNcG+)

573 551 What is Charlie Sheen doing these days?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:29 PM

Hookers and blow? Same as yesterday and tomorrow.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 03:32 PM (JCZqz)

574 Taylor Swift has the body of a drinking straw.

Pass.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:32 PM (KbCG3)

575 > Only if you don't mind having hit songs written about how much you suck, after the inevitable breakup.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 03:26 PM (n+4am)

Two can play at that game.

I'm up for it.
Posted by: Bob Dylan at August 16, 2023 03:30 PM (Y6AXb)

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* Don Henley has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 03:32 PM (299Iq)

576 I knew a girl named Nicki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. . . .

I miss Prince.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2023


***
Hey! You can't come in here without a raspberry beret!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM (J2vNu)

577 Obama would bang Nikki. Just sayin.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (GwxCX)

Only in the butt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Nope. No balls to caress.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

578 Did everyone already see the video of the crazy chick on Long Island who was in the street, waving a gun around, shooting randomly, and the PoPo smacked some Jesus into her with a patrol car?

https://is.gd/w99jLC

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM (V1QHJ)

579 Speaking of classic hotties, Julie Newmar turned 90 today.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM (Y6AXb)

580 What is Charlie Sheen doing these days?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:29 PM

Hookers and blow? Same as yesterday and tomorrow.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 03:32 PM (JCZqz)

----------

"Two chicks at once."

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM (299Iq)

581 551 What is Charlie Sheen doing these days?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:29 PM (DmtxH)

Swallowing antiviral HIV meds. Paying lots of child support.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM (N39Ws)

582
Eh. Eff it. Any child attending a Biden rally deserves to be molested.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:24 PM


Joe's been in Philly a lot lately, which is 20 miles away. I've begun carrying my phone around with me when he's in town, just for the lulz when an Amber Alert pops up.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM (enJYY)

583 So is Bruce Springsteen broke?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM (DmtxH)

584 Pretty sure Nicole would need a step stool to braid Liz's hair
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023


***
*blinks* Liz who?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:34 PM (J2vNu)

585 Jane Seymour has aged incredibly well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:31 PM (xTRSc)



She's had an incredible amount of work done to her face. Just look at her face, then look at her neck. They don't match in the slightest.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

586 Breaking (AP) Early orders sore for former President Barack Obama's new book. "I Dream of Weenie".

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:34 PM (GwxCX)

587 Pretty sure Nicole would need a step stool to braid Liz's hair
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023

***
*blinks* Liz who?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:34 PM (J2vNu)

Elizabeth Diebecki

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 03:35 PM (CIS44)

588 The Arrival.

An underrated Charlie Sheen movie.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:27 PM (ppBhU)

The forward bending knees were the creepiest thing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 03:28 PM (aD39U)

I was just trying to remember which movie that was, thank you! Was talking here at the slave ship, about a dude whose knees kinda do that. Not quite all the way forward, but yeah, the fella ain't right in the knees.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

589 When I was a young man, us guys used to joke about "the shower test". What would a young lady really look like in the shower? Taylor Swift would flunk the shower test. All makeup and manufactured glitz.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 16, 2023 03:35 PM (Xrfse)

590 She's had an incredible amount of work done to her face. Just look at her face, then look at her neck. They don't match in the slightest.
-----------
She best stay out of the woods come turkey season.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:35 PM (DmtxH)

591 So is Bruce Springsteen broke?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM

One can hope.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:35 PM (GwxCX)

592 "Underestimate me-- that'll be fun."

UMTBF. Use My Twat Boy Friend.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 16, 2023 03:35 PM (kxv2o)

593 This busty, leggy, bespectacled blonde in skin-tight clothes isn't certain that underestimating a stooge like Haley is really all that high a risk:
https://is.gd/CbbwRH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
........

I think she's going to get gonorrhea from that park bench.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

594 Nikki probably also says "Make that make sense to me".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 16, 2023 03:36 PM (CFtlX)

595 Pretty sure Nicole would need a step stool to braid Liz's hair
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023

***
*blinks* Liz who?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023
*
Elizabeth Diebecki
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023


***
Oh, she was in the Man From U.N.C.L.E. movie, right? Well, Nicole is 5'11. How tall is Elizabeth?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:36 PM (J2vNu)

596 Mira Sorvino always struck me as a great big giant of a beautiful woman.

Prob only 5'7 but idk that is how she is in my mind.

A giantess.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:36 PM (zIo4S)

597 596 Mira Sorvino always struck me as a great big giant of a beautiful woman.

Prob only 5'7 but idk that is how she is in my mind.

A giantess.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:36 PM (zIo4S)

Not sure how tall she is but Jenna Elfman gave off an Amazon vibe.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (KbCG3)

598 Elisabeth Shue had aged quite well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

599 What is Charlie Sheen doing these days?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:29 PM (DmtxH)

Swallowing antiviral HIV meds. Paying lots of child support.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM (N39Ws)

Last I saw of him he was being interviewed somewhere, and was essentially talking like a madman. And not in a good way.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (dGCAG)

600 She's had an incredible amount of work done to her face. Just look at her face, then look at her neck. They don't match in the slightest.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

10/10 back in the day.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (zIo4S)

601 Uh...no one said there is? But most Hollywood stars are created, at least in part, due to their physical beauty...and that fades. Joe Mannix will never post photos of Helen Thomas (although Ackbar might)...nothing wrong with "appreciating" physical beauty, either.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 03:28 PM (JCZqz)

Shit! Now you've gone and done it. You just made me hesitant to hit any of Mannix's links.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (BdMk6)

602 >So is Bruce Springsteen broke?

These trying times have given an authentic texture to these soulful lyrics.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (44ww/)

603 Mira Sorvino always struck me as a great big giant of a beautiful woman.

Prob only 5'7 but idk that is how she is in my mind.


The internet says Sorvino's 5'10", so 5'7" is probably about right.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 03:38 PM (V1QHJ)

604
10/10 back in the day.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (zIo4S)



You won't get much argument with that statement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

605 Last I saw of him he was being interviewed somewhere, and was essentially talking like a madman. And not in a good way.
--------------
So CNN Anchor?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:38 PM (DmtxH)

606 Elisabeth Shue had aged quite well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

Until evil superman burnt out her eyeballs.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

607 Not sure how tall she is but Jenna Elfman gave off an Amazon vibe.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (KbCG3)

Very high activity and kinda aggressive. Not my thing. V pretty though.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:39 PM (zIo4S)

608 --------------
So CNN Anchor?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:38 PM (DmtxH)



Well, he actually resembles that Rick Maddow dude on MSNBC.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

609 When I was a young man, us guys used to joke about "the shower test". What would a young lady really look like in the shower? Taylor Swift would flunk the shower test. All makeup and manufactured glitz.

if you're doing it right you're not looking at her face

Posted by: brak at August 16, 2023 03:39 PM (25k9m)

610 Better slogan: "I Will Crush You", backed up by a thousand throat-singing Sardaukar warriors (in Dolby).

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 16, 2023 03:39 PM (HjWhl)

611 Now you've gone and done it. You just made me hesitant to hit any of Mannix's links.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM


Moron up, dude!

Posted by: Coach at August 16, 2023 03:39 PM (a3Q+t)

612 Elisabeth Shue had aged quite well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

Until evil superman burnt out her eyeballs.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:38 PM

I still wood.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:39 PM (GwxCX)

613 o is Bruce Springsteen broke?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM

One can hope.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:35 PM (GwxCX)
==
He sold his catelog for like $200M dollars. If he's broke he is really stupid. Umm... wait a minute...

Posted by: Black JEM at August 16, 2023 03:39 PM (UVyKP)

614 Okay, so Elizabeth Debicki has about three inches in height on Nicole. That's amazing.

Jenna Elfman is 5'10". She seems taller becasue she's all leg.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:39 PM (J2vNu)

615 >So is Bruce Springsteen broke?
.......

What did he spend his money on, donations to Democrats?

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

616 When all you have is a pathetic candidate, you make pathetic candidate slogans

Posted by: Gref at August 16, 2023 03:40 PM (AMIL/)

617 The internet says Sorvino's 5'10", so 5'7" is probably about right.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 03:38 PM (V1QHJ)

Dayum. She's a big earl. Wow.

*sweats*

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:40 PM (zIo4S)

618 Not to mock but I just bring this up now because I only learned of it recently -- Jack the Ripper victim, Long Liz Stride, was only 5' 5" or less [down to 5' 2"].

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 03:40 PM (krqg6)

619 When I was a young man, us guys used to joke about "the shower test". What would a young lady really look like in the shower? Taylor Swift would flunk the shower test. All makeup and manufactured glitz.
*
if you're doing it right you're not looking at her face
Posted by: brak at August 16, 2023


***
If *she's* doing things right you're not thinking about anything!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:40 PM (J2vNu)

620 569 Nicole Kidman. Still the best. I don't know what kind of actress Taylor is, but based on looks alone I've always wanted to see her play Nicole's daughter in a movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Pretty sure Nicole would need a step stool to braid Liz's hair
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 03:32 PM (CIS44)

Taylor = Taylor Swift, not Liz Taylor

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:40 PM (SbC6h)

621 When I think how gullible I used to be, I sigh.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Do tell

Posted by: SFGoth at August 16, 2023 03:40 PM (KAi1n)

622
Amber Alert: Eight year old last seen traveling from Philadelphia in a motorcade headed south toward Washington, DC in the company of an 80 year old hair-sniffing mental patient. Approach with caution.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 16, 2023 03:41 PM (enJYY)

623 What did he spend his money on, donations to Democrats?
Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 03:40 PM

Paying docs to get the kidney stones removed that he's had for 40 years.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:41 PM (GwxCX)

624 I don't think Taylor Swift is all that. But I would still keep her in a cage with the softest wood shavings and make sure her suck-bottle was filled only with the finest mineral water. Because I'm a humanitarian.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:41 PM (ppBhU)

625 Not sure how tall she is but Jenna Elfman gave off an Amazon vibe.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (KbCG3)


She was perfectly cast as that hippy chick. Dharma and Greg?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 03:41 PM (aD39U)

626 He sold his catalog for like $200M dollars. If he's broke he is really stupid. Umm... wait a minute...
-------
Or his white step-parents ripped him off!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 03:41 PM (krqg6)

627 She didn't come up with the slogan. They've been on Amazon for years.

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at August 16, 2023 03:42 PM (f/6Wb)

628 569 Nicole Kidman. Still the best. I don't know what kind of actress Taylor is, but based on looks alone I've always wanted to see her play Nicole's daughter in a movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,


Taylor Lorenz could play Taylor Swift's daughter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:42 PM (GwxCX)

629 I will be traveling to Moab, Utah next week to survey the damage from the wild fires. Thank you and No questions at this time ..............

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:42 PM (hSa/7)

630 Taylor = Taylor Swift, not Liz Taylor
Posted by: m at August 16, 2023


***
Right (though BW was talking about Elizabeth Debicki). Liz Taylor was, or seemed, a much more petite woman than these tall ladies we're talking about.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:43 PM (J2vNu)

631 I didn’t know that La Nicole was that tall. Funny that she was married to that shrimp Cruise. The sex must have been…interesting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:43 PM (xTRSc)

632 Shit! Now you've gone and done it. You just made me hesitant to hit any of Mannix's links.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM

Mannix isn't the one you need to be worried about.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 16, 2023 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

633
She was perfectly cast as that hippy chick. Dharma and Greg?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 03:41 PM (aD39U)



Correct. That's where I developed a healthy crush on her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

634
Taylor Lorenz could play Taylor Swift's daughter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:42 PM (GwxCX)



But actually could be Taylor Swift's great grandmother.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

635 > When I was a young man, us guys used to joke about "the shower test". What would a young lady really look like in the shower? Taylor Swift would flunk the shower test. All makeup and manufactured glitz.

I think a lot of gorgeous fair skinned, fair haired women would flunk the shower test for the same reason nobody looks good in flat lighting. You need a bit of contrast to highlight your features.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 03:44 PM (V1QHJ)

636 Until evil superman burnt out her eyeballs.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:38 PM

I still wood.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:39 PM (GwxCX)

I think he did? I don't remember, I lost interest in that show when Season 2 decided it just wasn't Woke enough.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:44 PM (dGCAG)

637 Taylor Swift was in The Giver. She played Jeff Bridges's daughter, I think.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 16, 2023 03:44 PM (PiwSw)

638 Nicole Kidman is quite tall isn’t she??? Certainly very good looking…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 03:44 PM (PCK5/)

639 https://is.gd/w99jLC
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 03:33 PM (V1QHJ)


Only minor injuries, unfortunately.

Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2023 03:44 PM (pyXMr)

640 Taylor Swift is meh. Her looks and her music. I don't see the appeal for either.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:44 PM (GwxCX)

641 634
Taylor Lorenz could play Taylor Swift's daughter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:42 PM (GwxCX)

But actually could be Taylor Swift's great grandmother.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

I larfed!

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:44 PM (SbC6h)

642 Liz Taylor was, or seemed, a much more petite woman than these tall ladies we're talking about.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:43 PM (J2vNu)


Micky Rooney towered over her in National Velvet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 03:44 PM (aD39U)

643 She’s running for Trumps VP.

Trump has a habit of surrounding himself with GOPe squishes.

Posted by: Equate at August 16, 2023 03:44 PM (gCEG5)

644
When I think how gullible I used to be, I sigh.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist


Cheer up. You know the 'lonely women less then five miles away that wanna hook up'? They actually exist.

Posted by: PronHub Advertising Dept at August 16, 2023 03:45 PM (enJYY)

645 Not sure how tall she is but Jenna Elfman gave off an Amazon vibe.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 03:37 PM (KbCG3)
*
She was perfectly cast as that hippy chick. Dharma and Greg?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023


***
that was it -- Chuck Lorre's first big TV hit. In-joke: In the first ep of Two and a Half Men after Charlie Harper's death, the house is for sale. A young couple come in to look at it . . . and it's clearly Dharma and Greg, played by Jenna and Thomas Whatever-His-Name-Was.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:45 PM (J2vNu)

646 Correct. That's where I developed a healthy crush on her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)


She's hippy, dippy, fancy and free. He's a...Republican.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 16, 2023 03:45 PM (PiwSw)

647 Taylor Lorenz could play Taylor Swift's daughter.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Other way around.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 16, 2023 03:45 PM (KAi1n)

648 Taylor Lorenz could play Taylor Swift's daughter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 03:42 PM (GwxCX)

But actually could be Taylor Swift's great grandmother.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

More like Taylor Not-so-swift, amirite?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:46 PM (dGCAG)

649 I tried to search for sexy Helen Thomas images...and my browser refused to cooperate. It just returned Helen Mirren images instead, whoever she is.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 16, 2023 03:46 PM (JCZqz)

650 Ixnay on IkkiNay and AmaswammiRay both.

Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2023 03:46 PM (NxC5+)

651 Darmok and Greg. When the walls fell.

Posted by: crashlanded and stranded alien at August 16, 2023 03:46 PM (ppBhU)

652 I’m gonna party
Like it’s 1999 with my raspberry beret on and yes, I would die 4 U.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2023 03:46 PM (0rsFX)

653 Helen Mirren… she had that intangible “ it” factor…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 03:47 PM (PCK5/)

654 Helen Mirren had world historic rackage.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:47 PM (zIo4S)

655 643 She’s running for Trumps VP.

Trump has a habit of surrounding himself with GOPe squishes.
Posted by: Equate at August 16, 2023 03:44 PM

Any other type is incredibly rare. And many GOPe squishes are undercover.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 03:47 PM (JCZqz)

656 Apropos of nothing, I have downloaded all the Andy Hardy movies for a Micky Rooney binge.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 03:47 PM (aD39U)

657 Did ace accidentally ban himself again?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2023 03:47 PM (u73oe)

658 Did ace accidentally ban himself again?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2023 03:47 PM (u73oe)



He did say he was in a slump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

659 If every thread is going to be a Taylor Swift thread, I'll just say what I said the other day: I don't think I've ever heard her sing a single note, but every photo I see of her, she's got a real "F me" face.

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I do find that appealing.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:48 PM (dGCAG)

660 Yikes. Did Lamont go back on vacation already?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 16, 2023 03:48 PM (Xrfse)

661 Read that Biden and Jill are visiting Maui on Monday. I wonder between now and then if he will be able to get the name of the island that he is on correct and not call it the big island again. You know, that place that you see all over the news.

What's pidgin English for hide your children?

Posted by: Cheri at August 16, 2023 03:48 PM (oiNtH)

662 Apropos of nothing, I have downloaded all the Andy Hardy movies for a Micky Rooney binge.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 03:47 PM (aD39U)

I like when he played the horse jockey on the "Twilight Zone".

He wanted to be big.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (hqgX1)

663 Where's the content? They said there'd be content.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (dzZCL)

664 Cheer up. You know the 'lonely women less then five miles away that wanna hook up'? They actually exist.
Posted by: PronHub Advertising Dept at August 16, 2023 03:45 PM (enJYY)
.......

And I just finished Cyber Security Training this morning. Damn.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

665 I tried to search for sexy Helen Thomas images...and my browser refused to cooperate. It just returned Helen Mirren images instead, whoever she is.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
----

Probably should be grateful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (+huLN)

666 Something about Mirren’s face is off-putting to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (xTRSc)

667 658 Did ace accidentally ban himself again?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2023 03:47 PM (u73oe)

He did say he was in a slump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:48 PM

Ace, you fuzzy ewok....give me a call. I got just the slump buster for you...

Posted by: Barack "No Homo" Obama at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (JCZqz)

668 Did ace accidentally ban himself again?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2023 03:47 PM (u73oe)

First day back. Nap time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (BdMk6)

669 Thus proving it's never too late to troll a thread in desperate support of your dumbass candidate I guess

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (lgxc1)

670 that was it -- Chuck Lorre's first big TV hit.

A Quarter-Century of Unwatchable Tripe!

Posted by: motto on Chuck Lorre's business card at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (pyXMr)

671 There's something wrong with the blog clock. This thread was posted at

Posted by: Ace at 03:24 PM

and now the comments are showing

03:48 PM

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:50 PM (SbC6h)

672 We need to help ace out of his slump.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2023 03:50 PM (+T4jH)

673 I still havbe the hots for Mirren. Even now. I'd love to give her one last thing to be disappointed about.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:50 PM (ppBhU)

674 ||Darren Kent, the actor famous for his role of a goatherder in “Game of Thrones” among other titles, has died.

The news was confirmed by his London-based agency Carey Dodd Associates, who posted the news on social media, early Tuesday morning. [...]

Samantha Dodd confirmed Kent’s age at the time of his passing to CNN. No cause of death was disclosed.

Kent appeared as a goatherder in a memorable 2014 episode of the hit show “Game of Thrones.” His first screen credit came a decade earlier, in the original series “Shameless.”||

He did not look a well man.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 03:50 PM (krqg6)

675 Something about Mirren’s face is off-putting to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023

It's been put off on more than once.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at August 16, 2023 03:50 PM (dzZCL)

676 You know who else was in a slump?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 03:50 PM (lgxc1)

677 Elder Nood

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 03:50 PM (53oGX)

678 Presdent Bidum shoulds take care of gays, Tranginders, and Persins of coller first in that maui place. They be needs the help the most !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (y9QBQ)

679 I don't think I've ever heard her sing a single note, but every photo I see of her, she's got a real "F me" face.

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I do find that appealing.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:48 PM (dGCAG)



Every song is about how she hates her ex-boyfriends and it's all their fault they broke up . Not hers....no way....never.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

680 654 Helen Mirren had world historic rackage.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 03:47 PM

666 Something about Mirren’s face is off-putting to me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM

From what I saw, both of these are true. I'd post a link...but no one would trust it lol

Posted by: Barack at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (JCZqz)

681 #674 continued

Other film credits include the Kiefer Sutherland 2008 horror film “Mirrors” and 2012’s “Snow White and the Huntsman.” On television, Kent acted in “Community” and the BBC’s “EastEnders.”

Kent also appeared as the ‘Yes’ Corpse in this year’s “Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.” According to his IMDb page, the actor had six upcoming titles in development, including several shorts and the feature “What I Know.”

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (krqg6)

682 We need to help ace out of his slump.

Maybe the 'ettes could reassure him that this happens to all ewoks sometimes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (ppBhU)

683 Read that Biden and Jill are visiting Maui on Monday.
.......

I hope they yell "Fuckin' Haole" at him and throw burnt coconuts.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

684 ... so there's something like 700 comments after a reported half an hour or so.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (SbC6h)

685 Something about Mirren’s face is off-putting to me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (xTRSc)

Same here. I don't get the adoration some of the Horde has for her.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (BdMk6)

686 Mirren was great in Calendar Girls… strange little fun movie..

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (PCK5/)

687 ...and AmaswammiRay both.
Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2023 03:46 PM (NxC5+)

Easy for you to say.

I do find the guy to be likeable, but it's very cringey when he says things like "When I'm elected President....."

No, dude. You're not, you won't be. Stop saying that. Just make your points, get your message out, but quit it already. You're not going to be President.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (dGCAG)

688 There's something wrong with the blog clock.

Well, at least the clock didn't disappear.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (Xrfse)

689 Darren Kent, the actor famous for his role of a goatherder in “Game of Thrones” among other titles, has died.

I think he just returned to his homeworld.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 03:52 PM (aD39U)

690 I will be traveling to Moab, Utah next week to survey the damage from the wild fires. Thank you and No questions at this time ..............
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 03:42 PM (hSa/7)

---------

You can visit the USS Arizona Memorial while you're there ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 03:52 PM (299Iq)

691 I think Ace should have a full week off. Running this place must be debilitating...stressful.

How he and the Cobs do it, I cannot imagine.

OTOH, I picture CBD hanging out at the Hung, Drawn, and Quartered pub in London.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 03:53 PM (+huLN)

692 Something about Mirren’s face is off-putting to me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (xTRSc)

Same here. I don't get the adoration some of the Horde has for her.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 03:51 PM (BdMk6)

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She had a face?

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 03:54 PM (299Iq)

693 Something about Mirren’s face is off-putting to me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2023 03:49 PM (xTRSc)

Same here. I don't get the adoration some of the Horde has for her.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
---------

Agreed. Decent actress, but that's it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 03:55 PM (+huLN)

694 Does not take a Einstein, I mean a Joe Biden, to figure out that when you have 80 mph winds it will probably tear down power lines. With the area being so dry it lit up like a tinder box. Another Global Warming Theory down the Shitter .............

Sorry Mary, FART Tubes would of have no impact....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 16, 2023 03:55 PM (y9QBQ)

695 Isn't Barry from Hawaii???? Why doesn't he go and help ?

Too busy being pumped by Big Mike I guess ...........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 16, 2023 03:57 PM (y9QBQ)

696 On to 1K them, we haven't been there on awhile

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 04:00 PM (MOY79)

697 677 Elder Nood
Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 03:50 PM (53oGX)

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 04:02 PM (SbC6h)

698 Um... Okay then. What demographic of voter block is she going for with that slogan, the Slacker contingent?

Posted by: Tracy at August 16, 2023 04:03 PM (Oxmhv)

699 Little Nicky >>>Nikki Haley.
But not by much...

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 16, 2023 04:14 PM (R2gO3)

700 I guess "I'm with stupid" was taken.

Posted by: Zek at August 16, 2023 04:23 PM (5FPX4)

701 Why waste time on this? She has no chance. Next post: a take down of the one percenter (and I mean polling at one percent) Doug Burkham. I'm sure I spelled his name wrong, but I'm too lazy to look it up because, like Nikki Haley, he has no chance.

Once Ace gets over the fact that Trump --not DeSantis-- will be the nominee, he needs to go all in and try to convince as many vacillators to do the same. I'm no Trump die hard, but I just want to win.

Posted by: Lex at August 16, 2023 04:25 PM (QlUHh)

702 123 Again, there is zero rationale for any of these chcukleheads to run in 24, none.

But they make bank by running and they can angle for spots in the new administration.

The only one that gets a spot is Indian Business Guy and that's it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (up/3i)


———

I may throw my hat in the ring. Run as the “open GOPe RINO stooge” candidate

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 16, 2023 04:31 PM (sQRFp)

703 Who else thinks Biden will zone out and say "Book em Danno" when he visits Maui?

Will hunter be tagging along? Should we be checking the WH cloak room later this month for lids of Maui Wowie?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 16, 2023 04:34 PM (cCxiu)

704 Is it really possible to underestimate the depths this bitch will sink to?

Posted by: Jane at August 16, 2023 04:49 PM (EcD5Y)

705 I don't know how many times I have to say it but I do NOT pound men's asses. I hungrily slobber on men's cocks. In my mind it is cocks all everywhere.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 16, 2023 05:03 PM (gCi8Q)

706 12 Alt Nikki Hayley T-Shirt Slogan:
Shoot It On My Tits
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (6ox+6)

That gave me chills

Posted by: David French at August 16, 2023 05:07 PM (gCi8Q)

707 I guess "Underestimate me -- and you'll be overwhelmed by how far short of even *that* I can come" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

Posted by: red speck at August 16, 2023 05:18 PM (0Id0S)

708 "I think a lot of gorgeous fair skinned, fair haired women would flunk the shower test for the same reason nobody looks good in flat lighting."

Whaddya need the lights on for?

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at August 16, 2023 05:30 PM (f/6Wb)

709 The left and their GOPe allies can't meme.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 16, 2023 05:37 PM (0dqRZ)

710 She had it printed on t-shirts.
Ummmm, hate to break it to you, but that's been a mem shirt for quite some time. You could buy them long before she stuck her Haley24 logo on the bottom of one.

Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2023 06:18 PM (83DAm)

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