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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (8/15/23)
Quote I I don’t think somebody who is a woman, who’s worked really hard for her achievements, should be forced to compete against a biological man in a swim competition. I don’t think that somebody who’s a woman that respects her bodily autonomy and dignity should be forced to change clothes in a locker room with a man. That’s not freedom, that’s oppression. Vivek Ramaswamy
Quote II “They were frightened I was going to tell the truth about what the officer had done. That is why I put a complaint straight in,” Unnamed mother of autistic child who said something not nice
Quote III “Is my future as Speaker dependent on holding the five seats we picked up in California? Yeah. We have our entire majority because we won in California. We picked up those House seats over two cycles,” Speaker of The House, Kevin McCarthy (R-CA)
Well of course, National Review doesn't care for this song.
Nolte: National Review Executive Editor Attacks Oliver Anthony – ‘Don’t Understand Adulation’
An everyday man comes out of rural Virginia with a folk song empathetic to the working class, and the executive editor of National Review is triggered into attacking him and the song. This establishment elite is so above it all he dissects “Rich Men North of Richmond” lyric by lyric. Honestly, the best way to read these excerpts is in the voice of Thurston Howell III:
Anyone who has lived in a tourist locaton has hated tourists at least once, if not not more. (Don't ask me how I know.)
'You're kind of raised to hate tourists': Maui fires fan tensions on Hawaiian island At Maui's Wailea Beach on Monday the skies were bright and clear. Luxury hotels lined the beachfront, their guests spread on the sand. Some waded in the ocean, while others sat under umbrellas with white monogrammed towels on their chairs. Inside one of the hotels, beyond a pool, a two-tiered fountain and a glass-walled habitat for the resident parrot, was a wooden-framed screen advertising a relief fund for the resort's employees - the first sign of the destruction in Lahaina, just 30 miles (48km) up the coast. In the wake of the wildfires, the deadliest in modern US history, frustration at tourists who have chosen to carry on with their holidays has grown. Many in Maui say the devastation has highlighted what is known as the "two Hawaiis" - one built for the comfort of visitors and another, harsher Hawaii left to Hawaiians.
The Sad Truth About Drug Legalization
Oregon’s drug legalization “hasn’t gone as planned,” according to The Atlantic, and has been “an unmitigated disaster,” according to Oregon Clackamas County Commissioner Ben West — and does this former legalization proponent have a few things to say about that.
Measure 110 was voted into law in 2020, effectively legalizing even the hardest of drugs. 58.5% of Oregon voters checked “Yes” to “making personal non-commercial possession of a controlled substance no more than a Class E violation (max fine of $100 fine [sic]).” While technically only decriminalizing everything from shrooms to fentanyl, the lax penalties mean it isn’t worth a cop’s time to get involved — even against commercial possession; i.e., dealers.
If it were me, I really don't care. Pilot reveals exactly what happens to your body if you die on a plane
A pilot and flight attendant have revealed exactly what happens if you die on a plane including whether or not your journey will be delayed and where they store the body It’s not the cheeriest of subjects to think about or discuss but every now and again someone does die while travelling on a plane. This usually has nothing to do with the actual journey itself but rather the result of a medical emergency or old age. Either way, it’s terribly sad and upsetting for everyone involved. If you’ve ever sat and pondered your death and what might happen if you do pass away on a flight, then read on as a commercial pilot has revealed everything. Discussing the answer in the Newark Advertiser, the flyer admitted that although it was something every flight crew was trained for they hoped they never had to experience.
On this day: August 15, 1969 - Woodstock
Woodstock Festival was held on Max Yasgur's 600 acre farm in Bethel outside New York. Attended by over 400,000 people, the event featured, Jimi Hendrix, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Santana, The Who, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Grateful Dead, Janis Joplin, The Band, Canned Heat, Joan Baez, Melanie, Ten Years After, Sly and the Family Stone, Johnny Winter, Jefferson Airplane, Ravi Shanker, Country Joe and the Fish, Blood Sweat and Tears, Arlo Guthrie, and Joe Cocker. During the three days there were three deaths, two births and four miscarriages.
Born on this day: August 15,1946 - Jimmy Webb
Jimmy Webb American singer, songwriter who wrote the 1968 hit for Richard Harris 'MacArthur Park', plus 'Galveston', for Glen Campbell (and other hits for Campbell), and 'Up Up and Away', a hit for 5th Dimension. According to BMI, his song 'By the Time I Get to Phoenix' was the third most performed song in the fifty years between 1940 and 1990. Webb is the only artist ever to have received Grammy Awards for music, lyrics, and orchestration. via thisdayinmusic.com
This guy and the system are Genius Award Winners.
’29-time convicted felon’ apparently tried faking a heart attack to get out of fentanyl trafficking arrest and failed miserably A Florida man who as of 2019 was a “29-time convicted felon” facing sentencing for counterfeiting Federal Reserve notes is now accused of trying to fake a heart attack to get out of a fentanyl trafficking case — just months after he was let out of federal prison.
She's living in a different world, The Genius Award Winner world.
Florida woman poured Mountain Dew over herself to erase evidence after arrest. It didn't work.The eyes say it all.........
Smart planning. In case the marriage doesn't work out, the bride & groom won't be homeless. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Two residents at a retirement village have got married after meeting there and getting a second chance at love. Christopher Streets, 82 and Rosa, 81, are residents at the St Monica Trust’s, Chocolate Quarter Retirement Village in Keysham, Somerset. The couple tied the knot at the end of July, 18 months after they first met at a coffee morning.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)And, boy, do we have the right guy in the White House for this one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 15, 2023 10:02 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: LRob in Ok at August 15, 2023 10:02 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - Backstroking. Barely. at August 15, 2023 10:02 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at August 15, 2023 10:02 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lynne at August 15, 2023 10:03 PM (xCOLA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:03 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at August 15, 2023 10:03 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 15, 2023 10:03 PM (eHovo)
aka Space Dandy
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2023 10:04 PM (CyPqT)
Posted by: GWB at August 15, 2023 10:04 PM (83DAm)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 15, 2023 10:04 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:04 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
That's quite a bit to ponder there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 15, 2023 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:05 PM (xTRSc)
Or his own party.
Geoff Duncan: “You know what? Donald Trump did his most damage in Georgia. He sucked the soul out of the Republican Party here… He’s taken everything from us. And it is our turn to take it back. Right?
Have fun with those ashes, Geoff.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2023 10:06 PM (kjOVp)
Sorry you are forced to live in paradise. Here are a couple of options:
1) move to another state where there are jobs. You know, like everyone else has to do.
2) Open a steel mill, or a software house, or a BBQ joint, and contribute to the economic development of your home.
If you aren't doing one of those things, quit your bitching, and be glad you live in a place where people want to visit.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2023 10:07 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: GWB at August 15, 2023 10:04 PM (83DAm)
That big thing sticking out of the water? Let's ask Carl.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 15, 2023 10:08 PM (Angsy)
Or "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2023 10:08 PM (CyPqT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2023 10:09 PM (CyPqT)
And Bai-Den is our Nero.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 15, 2023 10:09 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2023 10:10 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2023 10:08 PM (CyPqT)
He ain't reigning, he's the chief inmate.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 15, 2023 10:10 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2023 10:06 PM (kjOVp)
Sure sounds like Old Geoff didn't like being told to get off the graft train and actually be THE representative of his constituents!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Another nice ONT, Mis Hum! Thanks!
Posted by: LRob in Ok at August 15, 2023 10:10 PM (TSQkU)
I’m not taking any advice from the “Middle Country.” Screw those degenerates and their stupid pictographic language.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:11 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at August 15, 2023 10:11 PM (URIv5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Remember, they still eat with sticks, but we should take their advice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
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I assumed it's just a bunch of screaming followed by sudden silence. At least as far as the passengers are concerned.
Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2023 10:13 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:14 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2023 10:14 PM (FQmDC)
He is making those poor dumb sumsabitzes die for their graft.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2023 10:14 PM (CyPqT)
@RNCResearch
Kamala Harris says "electricity from wind and solar farms in the Arizona desert" will be "delivered to people millions of miles away!"
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The Martians need electricity too!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 15, 2023 10:14 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Remember, they still eat with sticks, but we should take their advice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Me make you sick all night long GI Joe.
Posted by: Kung Flu Practitioner at August 15, 2023 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2023 10:14 PM (MoZTd)
@ProudElephantUS
WATCH: Geraldo Rivera UNLOADS on Tucker Carlson calling him “pathetic” and accusing him of “making a mockery of journalism”.
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He's rubber and you're glue . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 15, 2023 10:15 PM (FVME7)
The federal judge assigned to his case was appointed by Obama.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 15, 2023 10:15 PM (pHPwR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2023 10:15 PM (CyPqT)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:16 PM (zbP2D)
@ProudElephantUS
WATCH: Geraldo Rivera UNLOADS on Tucker Carlson calling him “pathetic” and accusing him of “making a mockery of journalism”.
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He's rubber and you're glue . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 15, 2023 10:15 PM (FVME7)
I still remember Capone's vault. Spits at Jerry and says Fuck you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 15, 2023 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Take a chair, Jerry.
Posted by: davidt at August 15, 2023 10:16 PM (SYTee)
I’m not taking any advice from the “Middle Country.” Screw those degenerates and their stupid pictographic language.
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You magnificent bastard, I read your book!
Posted by: Zombie Patton leading a grand undead campaign against zombie Sun Tzu at August 15, 2023 10:17 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2023 10:17 PM (FQmDC)
I’m not taking any advice from the “Middle Country.” Screw those degenerates and their stupid pictographic language.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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What was the last significant Chinese invention?
What was the last significant Islamic invention?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2023 10:17 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Some Lesbian Somewhere Possibly at August 15, 2023 10:18 PM (7TGq0)
I still remember Capone's vault. Spits at Jerry and says Fuck you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
That was my thought as well.
I'll join you in the response too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:18 PM (zbP2D)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 15, 2023 10:18 PM (IEw/x)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2023 10:18 PM (CyPqT)
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But where do they bury the survivors??!!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 15, 2023 10:18 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2023 10:18 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2023 10:19 PM (CyPqT)
CCP
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2023 10:19 PM (FQmDC)
I’m not taking any advice from the “Middle Country.” Screw those degenerates and their stupid pictographic language.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:11 PM
The elites seem to want to start a war with the normies. If they succeed, then I hope we take Patton's quote to heart.
“No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country."
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 15, 2023 10:20 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 15, 2023 10:20 PM (GGja9)
Gosh. How horrible. Perfect strangers who paid dearly to be there aren't just dropping everything to dwell on someone else's tragedy. Why it's almost like these people aren't selfless martyrs living for the natives. You realize this stupid complaint applies across the board to many tourist destinations, where many of the locals are living in squalor even outside of emergencies and disasters?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 15, 2023 10:21 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2023 10:21 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Doof at August 15, 2023 10:21 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2023 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 15, 2023 10:21 PM (FVME7)
Where are you this evening?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:22 PM (zbP2D)
Posted by: Tolkein at August 15, 2023 10:23 PM (7TGq0)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 15, 2023 10:23 PM (Smjoo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 15, 2023 10:23 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 15, 2023 10:23 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2023 10:21 PM
Good to see that you are working on the new inspirational poster for "Teamwork!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 15, 2023 10:23 PM (HlyYF)
I’m not taking any advice from the “Middle Country.” Screw those degenerates and their stupid pictographic language.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
>You break it, you bought it, moron!
Posted by: General Colin Powell at August 15, 2023 10:23 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 15, 2023 10:21 PM (KFhLj)
Gambling didn't stop on 9/11.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 15, 2023 10:24 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 15, 2023 10:25 PM (ouTlx)
Kind of a shame because I wanted to go down to Atlanta one weekend and get some stuff at Micro Center and Ikea. Maybe stay at a nice hotel, eat at a good steakhouse as is my wont, spend tax money at a few other places. But this is what they want obviously, so be it.
Posted by: CppThis at August 15, 2023 10:25 PM (PZvjL)
Seattle is a tourist destination. An international one, to boot. And lots of them think it's all great to take the water taxi from downtown to West Seattle to walk the beach, grab some food and enjoy a cocktail. It's annoying, but at the same time, I enjoy living in a place others find worthy of visiting.
Oh, and I saw a porpoise on the ride home!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 10:25 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2023 10:25 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: General Colin Powell
Reminds me, were you not one of the first fast tracked politically approved General Officers?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:25 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2023 10:26 PM (63Dwl)
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Calgon also knows ancient Chinese secrets.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 15, 2023 10:26 PM (FVME7)
Where are you this evening?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:22 PM (zbP2D)
Howdy brother! I'm home tonight. Returned yesterday from a weekend trip down near "President" Joe's beach home. Thankfully I missed his Rehoboth visit by a day.
No trips currently planned until I begin my journey toward Corsicana in October.
Posted by: Doof at August 15, 2023 10:27 PM (yUjc0)
The eyes say it all.........
I don't know what it is about the photo of her, but seeing it made me want to bitch slap her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 15, 2023 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2023 10:27 PM (FQmDC)
Some states manage to not have that "thanks for spending your money here, but spend it faster and leave already" vibe. Example in my world is Utah. The state and businesses along the roads to all those parks seem to appreciate those travel dollars.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 15, 2023 10:27 PM (3cGpq)
Jerry Rivers should have been given a date with a camel spider after he betrayed sensitive information on live TV.
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Sadly, the embarrassment killed his mom Joan.
Posted by: Modern Media at August 15, 2023 10:28 PM (7TGq0)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2023 10:29 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2023 10:25 PM (KAi1n)
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Kyrsten Sinema?
/Heh. AtC FTW! Libertarian meets reality ... in many ways, this too is the story of ShainS.
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 15, 2023 10:29 PM (6VKyY)
The Woodstock anniversary is definitely one that brings back a memory.
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Trust the Stupid Boomer fraction to proclaim a monstrous cock-up of filth, mud and disease the Greatest Event Ever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2023 10:29 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Doof
We're looking forward to that trip too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:29 PM (zbP2D)
'The federal judge assigned to his case was appointed by Obama.'
No democrat verdict is legitimate.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 15, 2023 10:29 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 15, 2023 10:21 PM (KFhLj)
Maybe they are living in squalor because they vote for squalid politicians?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 10:30 PM (ui7OP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2023 10:30 PM (sAmhv)
And I won't even consider doing anything that might cause us to lose. Like impeaching any democrat. I might lose my cocktail party invitations!
Posted by: Big McLuntz at August 15, 2023 10:30 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:30 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Reddy Kilowatt at August 15, 2023 10:30 PM (83IzV)
Hey! Guess who's quoted in that Oregon drug legalization article? Miss Former AOS Sexy Boots herself!
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Gabe?
Posted by: I apologize as a habit at August 15, 2023 10:30 PM (7TGq0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2023 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 15, 2023 10:31 PM (Smjoo)
Great photo up top and another new band for musical enjoyment, one I had never heard of before now.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 15, 2023 10:31 PM (iR1lM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 15, 2023 10:21 PM (FVME7)
I wonder if they will sparkle or light up, when they strap her in Old Sparky, and hit the juice?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 10:31 PM (ui7OP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 15, 2023 10:31 PM (GGja9)
Posted by: Lirio100 at August 15, 2023 10:32 PM (w/VHS)
New York New York...
Nick Griffin
@NickGriffinBU
Horrified Italian woman confronts newly arrived migrant cooking a CAT.
Clearly a racist bigot who doesn't appreciate diversity..... https://pic.twitter.com/1iVmiigX0b
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 15, 2023 10:32 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2023 10:32 PM (AbYHm)
Voltage drop over several million miles is liable to be considerable. That's a fair bit of copper wire, too.
Posted by: Reddy Kilowatt at August 15, 2023 10:30 PM -
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Keep in mind, she's a Super-Dick-Suktor.
Posted by: Science at August 15, 2023 10:32 PM (7TGq0)
It'd serve him right to be picked up at his favorite bathhouse and frog marched to join the J6 prisoners.
Because this is what it may take for the GOP to realize it's war.
Or not. Probably not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2023 10:32 PM (Q4IgG)
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Not sure what they do with a body on a plane, but as an engineer on a ship the first dead guy I had to store I got a little too heavy handed on the reefer controls and froze his ass stiff. The authorities in Jax weren't happy about that when we turned him over.
Posted by: Cosda at August 15, 2023 10:33 PM (83C67)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2023 10:27 PM (FQmDC)
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I believe that Breathing While Patriotic (BWP) has now become a de facto crime ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 15, 2023 10:33 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Doof at August 15, 2023 10:34 PM (yUjc0)
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Mrs. Luntz is waiting for Frank's focus groups to decide on exactly which stern words to use.
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 15, 2023 10:35 PM (6VKyY)
@ProudElephantUS
WATCH: Geraldo Rivera UNLOADS on Tucker Carlson calling him “pathetic” and accusing him of “making a mockery of journalism”.
Says the guy who is famous for the "Al Capone Vaut" fiasco. Oh, and having a trashy talk show where people ended up in a brawl complete with people hitting each other with chairs. Also, he's a little old for that haircut. The seventies is over.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 15, 2023 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 15, 2023 10:35 PM (GGja9)
Posted by: Lirio100 at August 15, 2023 10:32 PM (w/VHS)
Also, if the tourists were to suddenly all up and leave, it might create a transportation bottleneck that could hamper the flow of relief supplies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 10:37 PM (ui7OP)
Holds the key to his own death
Enter a tomb of a corpse yet conceived
Tighten the tourniquet around your neck
Sifting away the debris of hated life
Cold touch of death begins to chill your spine
Seeking life beyond your perishment
Repeating words echoing through your mind…
Posted by: Slayer at August 15, 2023 10:37 PM (e0dkU)
Councilwoman Heather Hutt, District 10, who represents a wide swath of central L.A. from Baldwin Hills to Koreatown, introduced a motion Tuesday to ban cashless retail businesses in the city.
“Cashless businesses create an economy in our City that is not inclusive and accessible for all people,” Hutt said in a statement. “There are many unbanked groups, including [minorities] and low-income communities, that rely on cash to pay for goods and services.”
The motion, if approved, would ask the City Attorney to draft an ordinance.
The Pew study also found that roughly a quarter of Black adults (26%) and 21% of Hispanic adults make almost all of their purchases using cash in a typical week, compared with just 12% of white adults.
“As a City that has promised to be a safe and fair place for all, we must be proactive in ensuring that all our systems create fairness and equity for each and every individual,” Hutt said.
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 15, 2023 10:37 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:38 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2023 10:38 PM (AbYHm)
I saw Stupid Boomer Fraction open for The Sonic Youth at Preservation Hall back in "94".
Posted by: Concert-Goer at August 15, 2023 10:38 PM (7TGq0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 15, 2023 10:39 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 15, 2023 10:39 PM (e0dkU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 15, 2023 10:35 PM (GGja9)
Chicken Chow Meow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 10:39 PM (ui7OP)
I'd vote for her.
Unfortunately if the feds implement it L.A.'s law will be done.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:39 PM (zbP2D)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*******
Tourists might have been told to shelter in place and the next week's tourists were probably canceled.
Posted by: Cosda at August 15, 2023 10:39 PM (83C67)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 15, 2023 10:40 PM (e0dkU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 15, 2023 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
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Does he still wear that 70s pornstar 'stache?
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 15, 2023 10:40 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Reddy Kilowatt
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Nice to see you Reddy, it's been a while.
Posted by: Willie Wirehand at August 15, 2023 10:40 PM (sN4fh)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
And 'equity'...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:41 PM (zbP2D)
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He's working on the lyrics to his banana boat song.
When he finishes that he will get right on it.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2023 10:41 PM (AbYHm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 10:41 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 15, 2023 10:39 PM (FVME7)
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With catsup!
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 15, 2023 10:41 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: I'd like a better trip, but it's all I can manage right now. at August 15, 2023 10:42 PM (fhX0j)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 10:42 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Now we all can:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djMjYgqFrrQ
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2023 10:43 PM (KAi1n)
Unfortunately if the feds implement it L.A.'s law will be done.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:39 PM (zbP2D)
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Bidenomics: Making Black Markets and Bartering Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 15, 2023 10:43 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:43 PM (xTRSc)
Charlie was a thief and a con man as well as bug nuts crazy, but he was not necessarily unintelligent,
Jerry for his part thought he would go in there and act his usual cunty self as he ordinarily does. Chuck wasn’t playing that, you dig? LOL
It’s difficult to imagine, but the viewer instinctively sides with Charlie after just a few minutes. That takes a particularly odious individual to effect that kind of response. That’s Jerry Rivers.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 15, 2023 10:43 PM (QvGIF)
Feline Fricassee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2023 10:44 PM (MoZTd)
I’m not taking any advice from the “Middle Country.” Screw those degenerates and their stupid pictographic language. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:11 PM (xTRSc)
It'd be a worthy project for an esteemed Horde Author (several to choose from!), to put together a book, a compilation of the best of U.S. Military Leadership Quotes.
I'd for sure buy a First Edition, and be proud to have it on my shelf!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2023 10:44 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 10:44 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Mao at August 15, 2023 10:44 PM (e0dkU)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 10:42 PM (U2p+3)
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I do those at the gym.
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 15, 2023 10:44 PM (6VKyY)
Heart attack dude should have skipped all the dramatic acting and just said "I can't breathe."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 15, 2023 10:44 PM (lCaJd)
==
what are you , a dictator ?
Posted by: runner at August 15, 2023 10:45 PM (V13WU)
When he finishes that he will get right on it.
Posted by: Braenyard
Come Mr Tally Man,
tally me released footage from J6
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 10:45 PM (hOUT3)
the whole lot (lesbian bitch-cop, her arresting buddies, those who created the rules-of-engagement that led to this travesty) should be fired, sued into poverty, and pilloried for the amusement of others.
The more I see stuff like this, the less I want to cooperate; I've lost my trust of even the every-day cops, save a few I know.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 10:45 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 15, 2023 10:45 PM (e0dkU)
I'd for sure buy a First Edition, and be proud to have it on my shelf!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
NUTS
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:45 PM (zbP2D)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Don't forget, revealing troop movements in Iraq. He was kicked out of the country for that. Should have been 'lost', in the desert.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still seething over Bowe Bergdahl at August 15, 2023 10:46 PM (sN4fh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 10:46 PM (TZ75n)
I'd for sure buy a First Edition, and be proud to have it on my shelf!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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Is the title "Nuts!" available?
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 15, 2023 10:46 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Joey B (POTATUS) at August 15, 2023 10:46 PM (7TGq0)
Posted by: DB - spanning the globe at August 15, 2023 10:46 PM (geLO8)
Video captures violent brawl breaking out at Target in San Bernardino County
youtube.com/watch?v=FFxMM_RQ35I
KTLA 5
7,354 views Aug 15, 2023
Video captured the moment a violent brawl broke out in a Target store in Redlands as terrified shoppers looked on. The fight took place at a store on West Lugonia Avenue on Monday night as four men were seen assaulting a victim.
A Target employee was seen in the video asking customers to move away from the group of brawling men. One man takes a swing towards the group of shoppers and seconds later, he's pummeled to the ground as the four other men began kicking him.
“They start swinging towards the Latino guy,” said Laura Sanchez, a witness. “It was like four against one.”
“I just heard one of the teenage boys saying, ‘I’m 13, I’m 13! You can’t put your hands on me,’” Sanchez recalled.
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 15, 2023 10:46 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 10:47 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 15, 2023 10:47 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 10:47 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: DB - spanning the globe at August 15, 2023 10:47 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2023 10:47 PM (MoZTd)
Does he still wear that 70s pornstar 'stache?
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher
Looks like it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 15, 2023 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 15, 2023 10:48 PM (e0dkU)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:45 PM (zbP2D)
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Arizona Horde minde FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 15, 2023 10:48 PM (6VKyY)
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I knew there was a word for those snacks I find in the sandbox!
Posted by: Joey B (POTATUS
Kitty roca
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 10:49 PM (U2p+3)
'The more I see stuff like this, the less I want to cooperate'
That's how I feel too. Way too many cops think their job is only to harass the law abiding for the benefit of leftists.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 15, 2023 10:49 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:49 PM (zbP2D)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 10:50 PM (TZ75n)
I'd for sure buy a First Edition, and be proud to have it on my shelf!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
NUTS
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
"He has a survivorable wound Sir." (said of a up until a minute or so ago enemy combatant)
"Nah, he's not going to make it."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 15, 2023 10:50 PM (x7plP)
"Nuts!"
Posted by: DB - spanning the globe at August 15, 2023 10:47 PM (geLO
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Triple Horde Mind > Triple Lindy
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 15, 2023 10:50 PM (6VKyY)
Wake up with stinky finger.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 10:47 PM (U2p+3)
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Posted by: Doof at August 15, 2023 10:50 PM (yUjc0)
Arizona Horde minde FTW!
Posted by: ShainS
Yup.
I did expect more of the same though... I have the sadz.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 10:50 PM (zbP2D)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 10:50 PM (33nmr)
I’m still pissed over that Al Capone’s vault special. Watched all night just to see some bottles…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 15, 2023 10:48 PM (e0dkU)
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Would have been funny if it contained Capone's correct tax returns.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2023 10:50 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2023 10:51 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 15, 2023 10:48 PM (e0dkU)
Tell me about it. Sheesh.
Posted by: A baby at August 15, 2023 10:51 PM (0FoWg)
"No stick-shift vehicles."
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I will be sung home on the tongue of an angel.
Posted by: Some Lesbian Somewhere Possibly at August 15, 2023 10:18 PM (7TGq0)
I find the severely beat-up traffic cone an interesting tell-tale...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:52 PM (ynpvh)
If I never saw another quote from the Dalai Lama or Gandhi it wouldn't be soon enough.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2023 10:47 PM-
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Gunga lagunga.
Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 15, 2023 10:52 PM (7TGq0)
WOW, California holds the keys to a Republican Congressional majority?
Remember that store where the Sikh hit the thief with a bat? Well, that was in Stockton, and the REPUBLICAN mayor Kevin Lincoln announced there will be no criminal charges against that Sikh business owner.
Lincoln has been in office since 2020, and he won by a 30% margin. The box-checking incumbent he defeated had been endorsed by Obama and Hillary!, and in his prior election he had won by 70%.
That's how much things in Stockton have changed.
Lincoln checks two boxes in case anyone is counting, as a Black/Latino mix, and he's 42 years old. Very good-looking guy, former Marine.
He's now running for Congress in that district, hoping to unseat the Dem incumbent.
California dreamin'
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 15, 2023 10:52 PM (lCaJd)
I watched that country song by the dude whatshisname...For a guy singing about bullshit pay he's playing a *really nice* guitar.
Also he isn't singing into the mic.
And he frequently looks constipated.
Metal will serve all your sociopolitical needs.
Death - 1,000 Eyes
https://youtu.be/ViLWGP7cqbI
Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2023 10:52 PM (q6619)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 15, 2023 10:52 PM (roH4R)
Good night fer rocking with a Mishum who delivers.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 15, 2023 10:52 PM (JyUNq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 10:53 PM (TZ75n)
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I knew there was a word for those snacks I find in the sandbox!
Posted by: Joey B (POTATUS
Kitty roca
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 10:49 PM (U2p+3)
Tootsie rolls
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 10:53 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 15, 2023 10:49 PM (roH4R)
Local PDs were all too willing to enforce Comrade Mayor's baseless and unilateral diktats in the Covidian Age, and people noticed.
Posted by: CppThis at August 15, 2023 10:53 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Transcended by Rachel Maddow waving Trump's tax return. 'We'll be back in a moment, with more...'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still seething over Bowe Bergdahl at August 15, 2023 10:54 PM (sN4fh)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 10:54 PM (33nmr)
https://mol.im/a/12408977
New tactic before the elections?
Posted by: Ciampino - today is Ferragosto at August 15, 2023 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
-some Marine after the Navy accidentally blew up the fuel storage at Midway testing the self destruct circuit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2023 10:54 PM (CyPqT)
-some Marine after the Navy accidentally blew up the fuel storage at Midway testing the self destruct circuit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2023 10:54 PM (CyPqT)
In engineering, there is no idiot proof, merely idiot resistant.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 10:55 PM (33nmr)
I also got some of the money my mother's parents willed to me. That really chapped my dad's ass
as soon as I receive my passport, I went to London on my first buying trip
I was purty lucky fucker
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 10:55 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: chris+opher at August 15, 2023 10:56 PM (jlYXL)
Posted by: Some sailor on Midway at August 15, 2023 10:56 PM (roH4R)
I was purty lucky fucker
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 10:55 PM (us2H3)
So you avoided the STDs at Woodstock?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:56 PM (ynpvh)
so let's hear some
"Nuts!"
Posted by: DB - spanning the globe at August 15, 2023 10:47 PM (geLO
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I still have the actual twx from Gen Swartzkopf to the troops of Desert Storm. Glad I kept it.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2023 10:57 PM (hv9bm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:56 PM (ynpvh)
Wait...which day did they play?
Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2023 10:57 PM (q6619)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 10:57 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 10:53 PM (U2p+3)
Howdy nurse! We're long overdue for a phone call. Please to make that happen soon!
Posted by: Doof at August 15, 2023 10:58 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still seething over Bowe Bergdahl at August 15, 2023 10:58 PM (sN4fh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:56 PM (ynpvh)
Wait...which day did they play?
Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2023 10:57 PM (q6619)
Every day.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:58 PM (ynpvh)
Rivers would have been Court Martialed for revealing troop movements, and likely shot as an example. No embedded reporter in WWII would have even considered it for that reason alone. And Henry Fonda’s alleged daughter would have been hanged or spent her days at Leavenworth.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 15, 2023 10:58 PM (QvGIF)
Without tourists, you are just a shithole island with beautiful weather.
What do you have? An observatory on the mountain, sugar cane, pineapples, bananas, and coconuts?
I live in a tourist town for two weeks in the spring, but we also have a diverse economy (Whitchmer hasn't completely fucked it up yet). I tolerate the dumbass tourists who can't drive.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2023 10:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:56 PM (ynpvh)
those 35 year old London ladies had them too
they smelled a bit off, tho
the women not the STDs
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 10:58 PM (us2H3)
Without tourists, you are just a shithole island with beautiful weather.
What do you have? An observatory on the mountain, sugar cane, pineapples, bananas, and coconuts?
I live in a tourist town for two weeks in the spring, but we also have a diverse economy (Whitchmer hasn't completely fucked it up yet). I tolerate the dumbass tourists who can't drive.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2023 10:58 PM (ufFY
maybe some coffee, too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Worse, helpfully drawing secret military maneuvers in the dirt on live television. Asshole.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2023 10:59 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 10:57 PM (33nmr)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a job as a government employee with a great taxpayer funded pension and benefits?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 11:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:00 PM (us2H3)
they smelled a bit off, tho
the women not the STDs
Posted by: REDACTED
Did you meet Austin Powers?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 11:00 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:00 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 10:54 PM (33nmr)
Some do, and some don't. You paint with a kind of broad brush.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:01 PM (ui7OP)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan!
>If I'm reduced to eating roof rabbit, I want that shit falling off of the bone, and I want it like pulled pork in a tortilla. Onions, peppers, hot sauce. Cilantro. Alley cat tacos.
And tequila.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 15, 2023 11:02 PM (fY84s)
Gen. Stormin' Norman.
No way I'm trying to spell his last name.
Posted by: AnchorPoint formerly Trog04 at August 15, 2023 11:02 PM (4zG9j)
Some states manage to not have that "thanks for spending your money here, but spend it faster and leave already" vibe. Example in my world is Utah. The state and businesses along the roads to all those parks seem to appreciate those travel dollars.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 15, 2023 10:27 PM (3cGpq)
Yeah the bitching at tourists is economic illiteracy at work. Millions of dollars flooding in from people who give up multiple paychecks for a nice occasional vacation. Giving the residents and their families a lot of cushy jobs in return.
They should be angry at their government which receives a king's ransom from taxing all those tourists at every possible opportunity and then turns around and is incompetent, wasteful, and has criminally neglected their emergency infrastructure probably going all the way back to WWII.
Posted by: Sjg at August 15, 2023 11:02 PM (Lstct)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:00 PM (33nmr)
Nah, only the money shots.
Almost got it in my eye, Reggie. Aim better next time.
Posted by: Barry O at August 15, 2023 11:02 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 11:00 PM (TZ75n)
Just being off the farm for a couple of years and still quite the redneck
I thought all the English men were gay
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:03 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:03 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:00 PM (33nmr)
To be fair, American kleptocracy is the best!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 15, 2023 11:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jonah
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You are giving that empty suit too much credit. Someone is calling the shots but it ain't Barrack. It's still whoever was pulling Obama's strings
Posted by: Cosda at August 15, 2023 11:03 PM (83C67)
Posted by: Jonah
He's a fucking puppet. He's a dunce like the rest of the actors in DC. People much smarter than him are calling the shots.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 11:04 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
He's been trying to get people to react for 2 days.
I think he want to be able quote some response.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 11:04 PM (zbP2D)
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Mrs. Wrecks bought some bacon jam. It says it's sweet and savory. I haven't tried it yet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 15, 2023 11:04 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 15, 2023 11:04 PM (QvGIF)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:05 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:05 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: DB - spanning the globe at August 15, 2023 11:05 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: polynikes
I *knew* there was a name for that glacier lake colored water.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 15, 2023 11:06 PM (zbP2D)
Posted by: PabloD at August 15, 2023 11:06 PM (A7Sqm)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:06 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Cosda at August 15, 2023 11:03 PM (83C67)
I think it's somewhere in between
it's a cabal and Barry and Big Mike have a seat at the table
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:06 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2023 11:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan!
>If I'm reduced to eating roof rabbit, I want that shit falling off of the bone, and I want it like pulled pork in a tortilla. Onions, peppers, hot sauce. Cilantro. Alley cat tacos.
And tequila.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 15, 2023 11:02 PM (fY84s)
Don't forget City Squab. Just watch out for the mites when you'r plucking their feathers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Doof
Yes!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 11:07 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2023 11:07 PM (UUBmN)
What are they upset about? Today their Democrat Hero Joe said FedGov will be helping them "for as long as it takes," and through Joe's generosity everybody gets a check from FEMA for $700. Has anyone heard how much if any Maizie Hirono is personally donating to help survivors?
Posted by: Gref at August 15, 2023 11:08 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:08 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
Having seen a number of pieces of high-energy scientific equipment blown up because some dingus didn't double-check which side got the positive and negative feeds...
Yep.
It's been said that every time you invent better idiot-proofing, nature invents a better idiot.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 15, 2023 11:08 PM (gJKGU)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 15, 2023 11:08 PM (e0dkU)
I did get a pint spray can of metallic orange-bronze paint that should work for the engine block. It's a Nissan color.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:08 PM (ui7OP)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:09 PM (MNhXM)
No way I'm trying to spell his last name.
Blackhead
Posted by: DB - spanning the globe at August 15, 2023 11:05 PM (geLO
Ya
Posted by: BlackPlowman at August 15, 2023 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jonah
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You are giving that empty suit too much credit. Someone is calling the shots but it ain't Barrack. It's still whoever was pulling Obama's strings
Posted by: Cosda at August 15, 2023 11:03 PM (83C67)
Ain't dead yet, motherfuckers.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 15, 2023 11:10 PM (CQHpv)
@laraseligman
And then there were three…
Thanks to @TTuberville, three of the eight positions on the military’s storied joint chiefs of staff are now empty for the first time in history.
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I assume the vacancies are in the Division of Diversity, the Division of Equity, and the Division of Inclusion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 15, 2023 11:10 PM (FVME7)
I am now convinced that the Mafia was innocent. Probably just an Italian business club.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 15, 2023 11:10 PM (RhJxm)
Posted by: REDACTED
I was. And I was a Cowboys fan by 1970!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 11:10 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:11 PM (33nmr)
it's a cabal and Barry and Big Mike have a seat at the table
Posted by: REDACTED
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Neither is smart enough to do anything but to serve the coffee and that is only if it doesn't include cream and sugar.
Posted by: Cosda at August 15, 2023 11:11 PM (83C67)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:11 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
Having seen a number of pieces of high-energy scientific equipment blown up because some dingus didn't double-check which side got the positive and negative feeds...
Yep.
It's been said that every time you invent better idiot-proofing, nature invents a better idiot.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 15, 2023 11:08 PM (gJKGU)
"Warning: Food Hot When Heated"
"Warning: Contains Acetaminophen"--on Acetaminophen bottle
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 15, 2023 11:13 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:13 PM (ui7OP)
Thanks to @TTuberville, three of the eight positions on the military’s storied joint chiefs of staff are now empty for the first time in history.
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Hard to find a senior officer who checks all of the boxes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still seething over Bowe Bergdahl at August 15, 2023 11:13 PM (sN4fh)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:14 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 15, 2023 11:14 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still seething over Bowe Bergdahl at August 15, 2023 11:14 PM (sN4fh)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 15, 2023 11:14 PM (XMwZJ)
"Warning: Contains Acetaminophen"--on Acetaminophen bottle
Posted by: jim
"Do not iron clothing while wearing."
I saw a entitled MBA woman do this during work one day. Burned the shit out of her leg. Nylon/Rayon/Polyrazamataz melts and sticks to ya- don'cha know.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 15, 2023 11:14 PM (x7plP)
https://mol.im/a/12410235
Posted by: Ciampino -- today is Ferragosto at August 15, 2023 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: DB - spanning the globe at August 15, 2023 11:15 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:15 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:11 PM (33nmr)
Fun fact! The demons possessing Reagan in The Exorcist are never given a name. Anytime they refer to themselves it's only ever in the plural. This is in reference to the story in the New Testament where Jesus is performing an exorcism and asks for the demon's name. It replies, "Legion, for we are many."
The guys who wrote and directed the Exorcist II, which I've never seen but I hear it sucks ass, apparently knew jack shit and gave it a name and refers to itself in the singular this completely missing the point.
This is now a movie thread.
Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2023 11:16 PM (CQHpv)
"Warning: Contains Acetaminophen"--on Acetaminophen bottle
Posted by: jim
"Do not iron clothing while wearing."
I saw a entitled MBA woman do this during work one day. Burned the shit out of her leg. Nylon/Rayon/Polyrazamataz melts and sticks to ya- don'cha know.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 15, 2023 11:14 PM (x7plP)
Does Gorilla Glue now have a warning: "Do Not Spray on Hair" now?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 15, 2023 11:14 PM
Just wait until Cocaine Honey Badger comes out.
It will kill at all of the theaters.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 15, 2023 11:16 PM (HlyYF)
And tequila.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 15, 2023 11:02 PM (fY84s)
Don't forget City Squab. Just watch out for the mites when you'r plucking their feathers.
Posted by: jim
With combo you get egg roll!
Posted by: Chinese chicken at August 15, 2023 11:16 PM (RhJxm)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:17 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still seething over Bowe Bergdahl at August 15, 2023 11:17 PM (sN4fh)
Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2023 11:16 PM (CQHpv)
I don't think Ronnie Reagan was ever possessed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/12410235
Posted by: Ciampino -- today is Ferragosto at August 15, 2023 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
I call for scientists to eat a fat dick.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 15, 2023 11:17 PM (2L+PC)
Thanks to @TTuberville, three of the eight positions on the military’s storied joint chiefs of staff are now empty for the first time in history.
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Hard to find a senior officer who checks all of the boxes.
I can't help but think those branches would be better off with no heads than whatever Biden would appoint.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 15, 2023 11:17 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 15, 2023 11:14 PM
Just wait until Cocaine Honey Badger comes out.
It will kill at all of the theaters.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 15, 2023 11:16 PM (HlyYF)
Not sure how that compares to Viagra Dolphin.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Angzarr
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No tats, would look absolutely normal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still seething over Bowe Bergdahl at August 15, 2023 11:19 PM (sN4fh)
https://mol.im/a/12410235
Posted by: Ciampino -- today is Ferragosto at August 15, 2023 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
I call for scientists to eat a fat dick.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 15, 2023 11:17 PM (2L+PC)
They'd probably enjoy that and ask for a bag of 'em.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:19 PM (ynpvh)
“The RNC’s effort to turn out Republican voters in 2024 has come to be known as the “Bank Your Vote” strategy, which includes activities like encouraging absentee voting, harvesting ballots, and poll watching.”
Would be nice if this were actually happening. But we all know it’s bullshit.
Posted by: Montec at August 15, 2023 11:19 PM (Fis5P)
Posted by: Montec at August 15, 2023 11:20 PM (Fis5P)
“The RNC’s effort to turn out Republican voters in 2024 has come to be known as the “Bank Your Vote” strategy, which includes activities like encouraging absentee voting, harvesting ballots, and poll watching.”
Would be nice if this were actually happening. But we all know it’s bullshit.
Posted by: Montec at August 15, 2023 11:19 PM (Fis5P)
The only banking is when they ask for money. "For every $1 you give us, someone has pledged $3! Give now!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:20 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
Would have been pretty sweet seeing his head turn completely around while projectile vomiting at a news conference.
"My fellow Americans BLEEEEAAUUURRRGGGHHHH!!!!!"
Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2023 11:20 PM (CQHpv)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:20 PM (MNhXM)
Fat dicks are for paying customers only.
They can eat unwashed, diseased hobo ass.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 15, 2023 11:20 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: David at August 15, 2023 11:21 PM (sN4fh)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:21 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Montec at August 15, 2023 11:22 PM (Fis5P)
Would be nice if this were actually happening. But we all know it’s bullshit.
Posted by: Montec at August 15, 2023 11:19 PM (Fis5P)
It's ORCA 2.0, all smoke and mirrors. An excuse to whine, cry, and say that despite their modern and excellent campaigns, they need more donations in order to finally deliver on all the things we care about, as soon as they get the House, Senate, Presidency, a pony, and a handjob and that they totally won't do the Lucy and the Football routine for the 97th time.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 15, 2023 11:22 PM (gJKGU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
Would have been pretty sweet seeing his head turn completely around while projectile vomiting at a news conference.
"My fellow Americans BLEEEEAAUUURRRGGGHHHH!!!!!"
Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2023 11:20 PM (CQHpv)
Take that, Tip O'Neil.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2023 11:22 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Montec at August 15, 2023 11:22 PM (Fis5P)
"Fish are for selling, not for eating"--Fisherman who hates fish
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: REDACTED
I was. And I was a Cowboys fan by 1970!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 11:10 PM (U2p+3)
I'm conjuring up an image of that at the moment
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:23 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:24 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
Would have been pretty sweet seeing his head turn completely around while projectile vomiting at a news conference.
"My fellow Americans BLEEEEAAUUURRRGGGHHHH!!!!!"
Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2023 11:20 PM (CQHpv)
Take that, Tip O'Neil.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
"All you dems will BURN in Hell! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
:::rises above podium, projectile vomits reporters:::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 15, 2023 11:25 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:24 PM (33nmr)
I was never a big fan of the Japanese sauce.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:25 PM (ynpvh)
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Well, the eyes don't say it all but they do fill in the gaps not spelled out in the neck and body tattoos...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2023 11:25 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 11:25 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 11:25 PM (TZ75n)
"Cocaine honey? hard to snort"--Hunter
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:27 PM (33nmr)
And the 4 largest cities are run by 4 race hustlers that will play the race card any opportunity they get.
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:27 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Montec at August 15, 2023 11:28 PM (Fis5P)
https://mol.im/a/12410235
Posted by: Ciampino -- today is Ferragosto at August 15, 2023 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
Fu*k 'em!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2023 11:29 PM (hv9bm)
Posted by: Montec at August 15, 2023 11:28 PM (Fis5P)
Dole used to be the big banana.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: REDACTED
In 1978 or so, my gymnastics team used to go to training camp when it was in Grand Prairie and meet the players and get autographs. I have a picture of me sitting next to Tom Landry.
In the 1980s, we got to do a couple halftime shows!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 11:29 PM (U2p+3)
...”I just also think that we are dealing with a time, where for a lot of people, there’s a lot of people cheering and self-congratulation about the rise of small donors a decade ago. And now small donors are actually one of the biggest problems for, well, democracy in the GOP. Because, um, large donors have a strategic view about moderation, who can win and who can’t. Small donors really are just venting their spleen with their credit card, and they lock candidates into positions that can hurt them in the general election.”…
Jonah "the Whale" Goldberg
one of our betters
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:30 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2023 11:22 PM (S6gqv)
I'm among them. There's no longer a left wing or a right wing, just a singular vulture picking at our dying carcass of a nation. The US's symbol should no longer be the bald eagle, but a two-headed vulture displayed in the Roman style.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 15, 2023 11:30 PM (gJKGU)
...”I just also think that we are dealing with a time, where for a lot of people, there’s a lot of people cheering and self-congratulation about the rise of small donors a decade ago. And now small donors are actually one of the biggest problems for, well, democracy in the GOP. Because, um, large donors have a strategic view about moderation, who can win and who can’t. Small donors really are just venting their spleen with their credit card, and they lock candidates into positions that can hurt them in the general election.”…
Jonah "the Whale" Goldberg
one of our betters
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:30 PM (us2H3)
Him and Whoopi should take a swim off the coast of Japan.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/12409711
Posted by: Ciampino --- today is Ferragosto at August 15, 2023 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:30 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 11:29 PM (U2p+3)
very cool
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:31 PM (us2H3)
https://mol.im/a/12410235
Posted by: Ciampino -- today is Ferragosto at August 15, 2023 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
If this strain’s virus size is 100x larger than the prior strains I might give it a second thought.
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:31 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 11:32 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:27 PM (MNhXM)
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Don't forget me!
Posted by: Genius Mayor London Breed at August 15, 2023 11:32 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Genius Mayor Marion Bowowser at August 15, 2023 11:33 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:31 PM (MNhXM)
I was in an Asian food market in Calgary today. Quite a few maskidiots in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:33 PM (ui7OP)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:34 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2023 11:22 PM (S6gqv)
I absolutely hate this take. No matter how bad the GOPe is they aren’t even 1% as bad as the woke commie Lefty psychopaths..
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:34 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: polynikes
They’re worse. The backstabbers smile in your face.
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 15, 2023 11:37 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:37 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2023 11:22 PM (S6gqv)
I absolutely hate this take. No matter how bad the GOPe is they aren’t even 1% as bad as the woke commie Lefty psychopaths..
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:34 PM (MNhXM)
So...provide evidence that they are even trying to be a roadbump
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2023 11:37 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
So is Roger Staubach. One of his daughters sat next to me in high school Spanish class for four years. He and Coach Landry would coach our Powderpuff Football game every year. It was a major fundraiser for the school. Some of the other players would come and cheer us on. It was a hoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 15, 2023 11:38 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:39 PM (33nmr)
Well, the eyes don't say it all but they do fill in the gaps not spelled out in the neck and body tattoos...
Posted by: Muldoon
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Then...there are her statements to the police, viz:
During a post-arrest interview, Maks allegedly denied entering the victim's room but admitted to occasionally going to the second story of the house to "feed her spiders."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2023 11:39 PM (sN4fh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2023 11:32 PM (TZ75n)
I briefly met Tom Landry when I was about 9-10 yrs old. He exuded class...and sincerity too, which maybe didn't come across on TV but it did in person
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2023 11:39 PM (sJHOI)
It’s all around you if you want to see it. And no matter what I would post as evidence you would dismiss it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:40 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:34 PM (MNhXM)
They're enablers. Intentional failures. The Washington Generals, whose true job is to play a mediocre game and get beat by the Harlem Globetrotters.
The ratchet only clicks when you turn it left.
They are a fake opposition that only exists to keep people from realizing that we have no representation.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 15, 2023 11:40 PM (gJKGU)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 15, 2023 11:41 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2023 11:34 PM (MNhXM)
They're enablers. Intentional failures. The Washington Generals, whose true job is to play a mediocre game and get beat by the Harlem Globetrotters.
The ratchet only clicks when you turn it left.
They are a fake opposition that only exists to keep people from realizing that we have no representation.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 15, 2023 11:40 PM (gJKGU)
The knot only tightens...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
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This is about a block from Twitter and in view of City Hall.
The article has a photo that is miscaptioned. It shows the scene outside the Federal building as we discussed earlier today, but is captioned an IKEA store.
Posted by: Genius Mayor Marion Bowowser at August 15, 2023 11:42 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2023 11:43 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:43 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:44 PM (33nmr)
But we fought hard! If you’ll only send us more money we’ll be sure to win next time!
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 15, 2023 11:44 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:45 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:44 PM (33nmr)
It's like the dems are ass cancer and the reps are skin cancer. Neither one is good, one will kill you faster and nastier.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:46 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:45 PM (33nmr)
Well, when it becomes the default position, it becomes the conservative position, right?
That makes the rest of us radicals.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
as dishonest as the dims are, they are no match for the GOPe
and not nearly as fake
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:47 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:33 PM (ui7OP)
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A lot of Chinese people wore the mask in SF before the pandemic. Gross and disgusting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2023 11:48 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:33 PM (ui7OP)
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A lot of Chinese people wore the mask in SF before the pandemic. Gross and disgusting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2023 11:48 PM (JvZF+)
Well, the streets of San Francisco...so maybe gas masks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:49 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:45 PM (33nmr)
Fixed it for you. Not picking on you, Jonah, but "chicks with dicks" besides being cutesy-rhymey, is a bullshit construction. It actually supports the insane notion that a guy with a natural-born penis can get a set of bolt-ons, and become a "chick". It simply ain't so.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:50 PM (ui7OP)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:44 PM
I have the opposite view. I don't want the GOP to impeach Biden. I want him to be a millstone around the neck of the Democrat party.
If WE get rid of Biden, then the Democrats can wave the bloody shirt.
If THEY get rid of Biden, then they also have to deal with getting rid of Kamala. I guarantee there is no clean end on that turd where the Dems can pick it up without getting covered in sh*t.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 15, 2023 11:51 PM (HlyYF)
*retches*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2023 11:51 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:51 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:49 PM (33nmr)
There is no Justice, just "Just Us". Hillary, Biden, Comey, Wray, Hunter, BJ Billy, Holder, Lerner...the list goes on, and on, and on. No prosecutor would take those cases, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:51 PM (ynpvh)
The smog in Peking was so bad, they had to chew the air before they could breathe it.
Add to this, yes, they did have fixations on 'em during cold and flu seasons, too. In spite of zero evidence of them being at all useful for such, it was their talisman, their Good Luck Charm, and their Binky, all in one.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2023 11:51 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:44 PM (33nmr)
The telling thing for me was when they, the alleged party of principles, couldn't put their dislike of one man aside while they held the Presidency, House, and Senate to deliver on decades of promises to their voters.
Nope. They joined the Democrats to shut it down, squander what could have been a historic opportunity, then virtue-signaled about how wonderful they were while breaking faith with their voters.
There might only have been a handful of Senators that publicly voted to destroy the policy agenda, but the establishment would have found however many that it needed to do so - once the result was secure, the rest could vote however would be most advantageous in the next election. It's a craven little game.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 15, 2023 11:52 PM (gJKGU)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:49 PM (33nmr)
Bret is another Stewart Swinton, just waiting for the law to take his opponent out
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:52 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 15, 2023 11:52 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:44 PM
I have the opposite view. I don't want the GOP to impeach Biden. I want him to be a millstone around the neck of the Democrat party.
If WE get rid of Biden, then the Democrats can wave the bloody shirt.
If THEY get rid of Biden, then they also have to deal with getting rid of Kamala. I guarantee there is no clean end on that turd where the Dems can pick it up without getting covered in sh*t.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 15, 2023 11:51 PM (HlyYF)
Then go after all the folks that perjured themselves to Congress recently: Wray, Fauci...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:50 PM (ui7OP)
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And where do "moobs" fit in?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2023 11:53 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 15, 2023 11:52 PM (MeG8a)
Something we might want to remember when they go live with that system here.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 15, 2023 11:53 PM (gJKGU)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:54 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 15, 2023 11:52 PM
Are face tattoos and streaming rivulets of Mt. Dew also effective?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 15, 2023 11:54 PM (HlyYF)
Fuck you, Brian Kemp.
FUCK
YOU
Posted by: Tracy at August 15, 2023 11:55 PM (LHRhh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2023 11:53 PM (JvZF+)
Nobody wants to see them? Unlike that gal from last night with the 102ZZZ gazongas, which some people pay to see.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:55 PM (ui7OP)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:54 PM (us2H3)
I took a pic at a Costco with an Asian man with sunglasses, a woolen hat, a mask over his nose, a mask under his chin, with his mouth exposed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
I'm determined to outta here before 2028
still on Earth, hopefully but outta of MA
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:56 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 15, 2023 11:56 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
we had a bunch of those out here
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:57 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2023 11:53 PM (JvZF+)
Nobody wants to see them? Unlike that gal from last night with the 102ZZZ gazongas, which some people pay to see.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:55 PM (ui7OP)
Some are melons, others are jackfruit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:53 PM
Agreed.
Of course, I think the reddest jurisdiction in Arizona should indict Obama and Holder for 371 counts of conspiracy to commit murder for their gun running to known murderers in Operation Fast & Furious.
No statute of limitations on murder charges.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 15, 2023 11:57 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
we had a bunch of those out here
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:57 PM (us2H3)
Oh, and gloves on his hands.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
I want them to impeach Biden, but draw it out nice and slow so that it poisons the entire election season. Air all of his dirty laundry.
They did it to Trump, turnabout is fair play. The only difference is that the dirt on Biden is real and actionable.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 15, 2023 11:57 PM (gJKGU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2023 11:58 PM (ynpvh)
I'm determined to outta here before 2028
still on Earth, hopefully but outta of MA
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:56 PM (us2H3)
Did you have to parallel-park your dogsled?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2023 11:58 PM (ui7OP)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 15, 2023 11:58 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Montec at August 15, 2023 11:59 PM (Fis5P)
The War on the War on Drugs has failed.
I'd wager we'll be burying 1 million young adults every 5 years.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 16, 2023 12:00 AM (/11g9)
Posted by: Montec at August 15, 2023 11:59 PM (Fis5P)
Does it rhyme with "voucher"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2023 12:01 AM (ui7OP)
Posted by: polynikes
At least the left is honest and tells me they hate me and want me dead. The GOPe also hates me and wants me dead but they lie about it.
Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 12:01 AM (Fis5P)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 16, 2023 12:00 AM (/11g9)
Egg-zellent!
Posted by: Klaus at August 16, 2023 12:02 AM (ui7OP)
Posted by: Klaus Schwab at August 16, 2023 12:03 AM (ui7OP)
Sure.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 16, 2023 12:03 AM (glGDV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 16, 2023 12:00 AM (/11g9)
Egg-zellent!
Posted by: Klaus at August 16, 2023 12:02 AM (ui7OP)
https://youtu.be/hVwXa4MnJDs&t=55s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2023 12:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 16, 2023 12:05 AM (Htl4B)
Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 12:08 AM (Fis5P)
Pretty good hash for a Nazi, Mary: Hitler 4 Breakfast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2023 12:08 AM (ui7OP)
Posted by: Klaus Schwab at August 16, 2023 12:03 AM (ui7OP)
Looking for the BS key...the only one I find close to it is ⊞
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2023 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Pretty good hash for a Nazi, Mary: Hitler 4 Breakfast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2023 12:08 AM (ui7OP)
I thought it was Hitler 4-bedroom. Not exactly a ranch 4-bedroom. Kinda Arayan style homes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2023 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
...
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2023 11:56 PM (us2H3)
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Wikked ahsum!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 12:11 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2023 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Could be that nasty windows key, alright. Useless fucker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2023 12:11 AM (ui7OP)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 16, 2023 12:12 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2023 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Could be that nasty windows key, alright. Useless fucker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2023 12:11 AM (ui7OP)
Also known as the "Oh Shit!" key.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2023 12:14 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 15, 2023 11:58 PM (MeG8a)
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I wonder what she would wear if she was nursing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2023 12:17 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 16, 2023 12:19 AM (wu87C)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 15, 2023 11:58 PM (MeG8a)
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I wonder what she would wear if she was nursing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2023 12:17 AM (bQKgA)
Saw a pic of a nurse wearing nothing but those blue paper facemasks over her breasts and bikini area...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2023 12:20 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:46 PM (33nmr)
For all his bluster, Trump was just not very good at picking people to work in his Administration. On top of that, he stuck with the losers for far too long. His two attorney general picks were horrible.
It's the main reason why my third vote for him is not automatic at this point.
Posted by: RickZ at August 16, 2023 12:22 AM (emlEe)
One for Democrates (who continue to adjust laws via their own'd judges and DA's.)
One for everyone else who do not hold to Democrate doctrines or ideology.
Guess who loses in a court of LAW these days in every Liberal State?
And guess who is trying to ARM BAR the Electoral College and replace it with "Majority Ballot Votes" to decide the state's winner in a general election?
Setting up the scenario where as little as 11 states could decide the outcome of a general election?
Democrates...yup. BUT? where are the Republican's on this COMPLETE POWER GRAB to create a ONE PARTY RULE?
OOOOHHh...like they did in Commiefornia...aHHhh that's right. Republicans just faded like a limp dick there...
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 16, 2023 12:24 AM (UsQA1)
Saw a pic of a nurse wearing nothing but those blue paper facemasks over her breasts and bikini area...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Zombie posted that pic a few years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2023 12:24 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Jonah at August 15, 2023 11:45 PM (33nmr)
Transitioning the GOP into cucks? Not a hard thing to do. The GOP gave them a great start.
Posted by: RickZ at August 16, 2023 12:24 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: 13times at August 16, 2023 12:27 AM (i3azO)
Posted by: Usnkim deplorable me. at August 16, 2023 12:29 AM (WRcMj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2023 12:32 AM (JvZF+)
*retches*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2023 11:51 PM (JvZF+)
Geez Louise. There's virtue signalling and then there's VIRTUE SIGNALLING.
I'll find my own retch bucket, thank you very much.
Posted by: RickZ at August 16, 2023 12:35 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 16, 2023 12:36 AM (wu87C)
Later gators!
Posted by: db (lowercase since 200
back from a 2 year break at August 16, 2023 12:36 AM (wu87C)
Night, db. It is another day...not necessarily looking forward the the evil the news will bring...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2023 12:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 12:44 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 16, 2023 12:45 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2023 12:45 AM (ui7OP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 12:46 AM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 16, 2023 12:46 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 16, 2023 12:48 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 16, 2023 12:55 AM (fY84s)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at August 16, 2023 01:04 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 16, 2023 01:06 AM (UsQA1)
Hi love! Congratulations on your engagement as well! It's nice when the younguns choose well, isn't it?
Will I see you in Corsicana?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 01:07 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2023 01:08 AM (ui7OP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 16, 2023 01:10 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 16, 2023 01:11 AM (UsQA1)
Yup just 2 days ago...Official old timer now...
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 16, 2023 01:14 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 16, 2023 01:20 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 16, 2023 01:43 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JT at August 16, 2023 02:01 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2023 02:04 AM (A3700)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 16, 2023 02:06 AM (a4EWo)
https://tinyurl.com/ytsbt3b3
I LOVE America, the America that I loved most of my life, but America isn't the same, it's not america. Now it's a place, the philosophy in terms of the public square and politics is dead, or rather that America is sparse and rare. It's no longer the trumpet blowing, it's the samizdat spread under doors hidden in the shadows.
I AM AMERICAN, and always will be no matter where I am, my wife, who is not American has said, "You are American, and a Marine, you carry your freedom with you." Yes, That is the America that exists now.
No longer can the true Americans stand tall and proudly share our liberty knowing that our countrymen can at least agree on THAT. That America is dead. Now America only lives in the hearts and souls of individuals who must walk cautiously if they want to feed their family's, pay their rents and maintain their reputations among their colleagues. Only in random acts of "defiance" like through Trump, who I dislike, and through that song, and some other acts of simple defense of the thing we love does it still exist.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 16, 2023 02:07 AM (jGpni)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 16, 2023 02:08 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 02:08 AM (sN4fh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 16, 2023 02:06 AM (a4EWo)
It's after 7am...time to get up!
I'm in England.
I wonder how early the pubs open?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2023 02:10 AM (A3700)
Posted by: JT at August 16, 2023 02:10 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Dark.
and wet.
Posted by: JT at August 16, 2023 02:11 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at August 16, 2023 02:12 AM (T4tVD)
I wonder how early the pubs open?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2023 02:10 AM (A3700)
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Here in Israel, I finished a franks and sunnyside up breakfast a short while ago. Skipped the beer.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 16, 2023 02:15 AM (adINt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 02:16 AM (sN4fh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 16, 2023 02:18 AM (a4EWo)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5a7639
Posted by: 13times
The Village People called. They want Zombie George Michael back...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 16, 2023 02:18 AM (3N2Or)
[ponders sous vide kippers]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 02:18 AM (sN4fh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 02:18 AM (sN4fh)
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With butter and onions in the bag?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 16, 2023 02:19 AM (adINt)
I'm in England.
I wonder how early the pubs open?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Mind the gap. And try the spotted dick.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 16, 2023 02:19 AM (3N2Or)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 16, 2023 02:20 AM (sAmhv)
I love Americans. I no longer love nor trust this government.
We are in a Declaration of Independence moment... and I'm not convinced it is going to turn out well.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 16, 2023 02:21 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 16, 2023 02:15 AM (adINt)
Understandable. Although I hear that Israeli beer has gotten better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2023 02:23 AM (A3700)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 16, 2023 02:19 AM (3N2Or)
London has a new train line that is fantastic. The Elizabeth Line...Heathrow to Paddington in less than 20 minutes, and Heathrow to Canary Wharf in well under an hour.
They were all pissy that it was delayed by more than a year. I laughed. The 2nd Ave. subway isn't finished yet, and I think they started it in the 19th century!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2023 02:28 AM (A3700)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 16, 2023 02:33 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2023 02:23 AM (A3700)
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There are tons of great beers here. Craft breweries have sprung up like mushrooms over the last 2 decades - tons of competition. But even something mass manufactured, like Goldstar Unfiltered, is quite alright.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 16, 2023 02:46 AM (adINt)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 16, 2023 02:21 AM (oHd/0)
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Looking from afar at my native country, I am so saddened.
Yesterday I wrote at US morning time that "rise and shine" is a double entendre.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 16, 2023 02:48 AM (adINt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 16, 2023 02:49 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 16, 2023 03:04 AM (ZtUfI)
Posted by: Colin at August 16, 2023 03:13 AM (2DV6+)
Posted by: Colin at August 16, 2023 03:13 AM (2DV6+)
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It's my personal belief that "those days" long ago was the slippery slope at the bottom of which we find ourselves in these days.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 16, 2023 03:16 AM (adINt)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2023 03:30 AM (PeCRz)
I may need to find one before my next canoe trip.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2023 03:32 AM (PeCRz)
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 03:37 AM (MOY79)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2023 10:25 PM (KAi1n)
Alexandria Brown noted on Twitter this morning that “I have changed my mind on legalization of drugs because while I knew that there would be a subset of people who would fall into the abyss, reality has shown that number is far greater than I thought.”
Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 03:44 AM (SbC6h)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2023 03:57 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 04:01 AM (SbC6h)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at August 16, 2023 04:03 AM (QRQZY)
https://tinyurl.com/3ebe8vke
"Mark Levin Claims the Democratic Party Has ‘Hated America Since Its Founding’ – But the Party Didn’t Exist Then"
Retarded "elite" guy writing for a hack site.
The sentence is clear. Maybe take out a student loan and learn grammar.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 16, 2023 04:45 AM (jGpni)
Posted by: Paul at August 16, 2023 07:25 AM (R2B0Y)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 16, 2023 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
Didn’t the native-born Hawaiians always hate visitors from the mainland? I don’t think haolies is a term of endearment. It must suck to need what you hate to stay economically viable. No wonder the state is so strongly Democrat. The cognitive dissonance there must be dialed up to at least 9.
Posted by: Advo at August 16, 2023 03:05 PM (VHN21)
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