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G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2023 04:00 AM (MOY79) 2
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2023 04:02 AM (7vuhT) 3
G'day Skip
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 13, 2023 04:02 AM (BLOW1) 4
Pondering do I go see if meteors are still coming down or not?
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2023 04:02 AM (MOY79) 5
Pondering do I go see if meteors are still coming down or not?
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2023 04:02 AM (MOY79) You're going to watch the Perseids shower? Gee, can't they have any privacy? Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2023 04:03 AM (Angsy) 6
Brave has Brave AI as first result in searches. Results can be amusing to fantastically wrong. When I'm feeling altruistic I'll give feedback and tell them their AI is retarded.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2023 04:10 AM (7vuhT) 7
Storms cleared out but seems still overcast
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2023 04:13 AM (MOY79) 8
Thanks for the meteor reminder, Skip. Stepped out on deck and caught 3 of them in under 10 minutes. That's about all my neck could take.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2023 04:16 AM (7vuhT) 9
I'm at the lake and it's a beautiful clear night for star and meteor gazing. Wish I had the trampoline from when I was kid. Used to lay on that to stargaze.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2023 04:20 AM (7vuhT) 10
I've said before that the entire model of ChatGPT is building an artificial arts student, but really it seems to be building an artificial confidence trickster. Listening to advertisements on the radio, you'd think that every one of them has embraced the AI "technology" as a core competency of their business. Fvcking lemmings selling snake oil. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 13, 2023 04:22 AM (enJYY) 11
Ooh! LPython looks kinda nifty. Thanks for pointing it out.
I wonder just how bad it does on unannotated code? And how complete its support for the standard library stuff is? And how it compiles high-level stuff like sorts and dictionaries (calling out to a generic library vs. monomorphizing and maybe inlining, etc.)? Of course I'll stick with good ol' C++ for performance stuff. But Python is so slow it'd be nice to see something that makes it faster. Posted by: Bitblt at August 13, 2023 04:25 AM (DlCas) 12
I see UPS has embraced AI for inventory control: 9:44 PM Package arrived at a carrier facility. 6:44 PM Package arrived at a carrier facility. 11:19 AM Package left the carrier facility. 9:07 AM Package arrived at a carrier facility. 6:07 AM Package arrived at a carrier facility. 1:01 AM Package left the carrier facility. Exactly 3 hours apart, twice. What are the odds? Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 13, 2023 04:26 AM (enJYY) 13
Oops, I missed the day before: 11:12 PM Package arrived at a carrier facility. 8:12 PM Package arrived at a carrier facility. Once again exactly 3 hours apart. Interesting algorithm. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 13, 2023 04:29 AM (enJYY) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2023 04:40 AM (adINt) 15
How the FBI goes after DDOS attackers. (Tech Crunch)
Very, very slowly. Well, it's probably the FBI doing it. Mornin' nerdz!! Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 13, 2023 04:44 AM (fWTJL) 16
14 Alright, fess up. Who fetched the otters?
https://tinyurl.com/2xxavck8 (Nitter) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2023 04:40 AM (adINt) Whoa, content warning! For otter violence. I thought it was going to be all cute and fuzzy. Posted by: m at August 13, 2023 04:48 AM (ASp1y) 17
... and it was NOT all cute and fuzzy.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2023 04:49 AM (ASp1y) 18
hiya
Posted by: JT at August 13, 2023 05:31 AM (T4tVD) 19
Let's investigate where all the trans hate is coming from. Try to not laugh:
https://tinyurl.com/4m6nfwzh (Nitter) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2023 05:34 AM (adINt) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2023 05:50 AM (adINt) 21
But let's make AI the basis for everything!
People (and I mean this both historically and currently) are fucking stupid. Well, let me take that back. Societies on the edge of survival are often on the straight and narrow- because of the lack of error. They emphasize duty, honor, doing things the right way, brutal discipline amongst the people assigned to protect them. THAT is the only way a society survives when they are on the edge. There is no room for tomfoolery. Then, they start getting breathing space. And the tomfoolery starts creeping in. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2023 05:50 AM (zZu0s) 22
Was going to get up a hour ago as was just cat napping and then really fell asleep
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2023 05:51 AM (MOY79) 23
Massive thunderstorm came thru about 230am. Lighting flickered like a strobe light but was not very noisy. Quiet and cool now.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 13, 2023 05:52 AM (Eeb9P) 24
19 Let's investigate where all the trans hate is coming from. Try to not laugh:
https://tinyurl.com/4m6nfwzh (Nitter) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2023 05:34 AM (adINt) Maybe because they are psychopaths who want to fuck kids? Maybe it's that? They are evangelizing psychopaths. I don't want to get too crazy on a Sunday morning. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2023 05:52 AM (zZu0s) 25
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy: that one guy at August 13, 2023 05:53 AM (86W+h) 26
Whackadoodle said the magic word: internalizes
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 13, 2023 05:53 AM (Eeb9P) 27
23 Massive thunderstorm came thru about 230am. Lighting flickered like a strobe light but was not very noisy. Quiet and cool now.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 13, 2023 05:52 AM (Eeb9P) It's actually been pretty pleasant as far as Kentucky Augusts go. Kind of cool this morning. I'll take it. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2023 05:53 AM (zZu0s) 28
I don't want to get too crazy on a Sunday morning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2023 05:52 AM (zZu0s) - If you watch it, you'll know that we're OK. Will put a grin on your morning startup. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2023 05:56 AM (adINt) 29
If you watch it, you'll know that we're OK. Will put a grin on your morning startup.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2023 05:56 AM (adINt) *fistbump* When I have a min. Day 10 of 12 hour shifts (and change.) Getting a bit tired. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2023 06:00 AM (zZu0s) 30
It has been cool and wet here in Queens. Last summer was hot and dry. My lawn survived but my tomatoes are not prolific
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 13, 2023 06:00 AM (Eeb9P) Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2023 06:02 AM (MOY79) 32
How many lines of code is Minx 0.8 beta?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2023 06:05 AM (geenm) 33
The thing about LLMs is they are pattern matchers. They can produce a pattern that effect i effectively mimics a response, but it does not have any linkage with the content.
So, you can ask it to swear like a sailor and (provided that hasn't been censored out) it will provide a blue haze worthy of any shop channel. And you can ask it to look at a pile of papers and tell you which ones are legal documents and it should get most of them. But if you ask it to produce a legal reference sheet all it will do is produce a list that looks like a legal sheet should look, created on the spot from its random noise. Posted by: Voyager at August 13, 2023 06:06 AM (E5/2l) 34
33 The thing about LLMs
Posted by: Voyager at August 13, 2023 06:06 AM (E5/2l) LLM = large language model I had to look that up! Posted by: m at August 13, 2023 07:27 AM (30MvH) 35
Gee, another tech writer screaming about ChatGPT and how bad it is, lolol. Look into a fukn mirror. You millennial tech writers are defective.
Posted by: Fisht at August 13, 2023 08:58 AM (ZRarh) 36
Dinner tonight was the spécialité de la maison: Satay kangaroo with fried rice.
Not bad. Disclaimer: Not great for the kangaroo though. You ate Skippy! Not that the bastard didn't have it coming. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 13, 2023 10:57 AM (Bd6X8) 37
>designed primarily for type-annotated Python code
It's entertaining watching web developers and other casuals slowly, painfully realize what the rest of us knew from day one of CS100: you don't write code you care about in a language that isn't statically typed, strongly typed, and compiled. Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 13, 2023 06:50 PM (/0tPK) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0137 seconds. |
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