Mid-Morning Art Thread

Job
Francis Gruber

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 A R T

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 09:30 AM (BRHaw)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 At least he's not on an ottoman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Job

25 bucks same as downtown

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

5 Wow! A sammich! Stat!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2023 09:31 AM (JOV35)

6 He needs a sammy.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2023 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

7 Bob Ross, the crack cocaine years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 09:31 AM (rJ7Hd)

8 He's trying to remember where he left his pants.

Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 09:32 AM (iayUP)

9 That's a rather ornate stick figure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 09:32 AM (IAwid)

10 Yech.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:32 AM (gynKe)

11

Hans' brother painted it? Or Pinky's?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2023 09:32 AM (x0n13)

12 A wooden man.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2023 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

13 Gruber was committed to realism and to Communism. Job was painted for an exhibition which opened shortly after the liberation of Paris in 1944. Gruber uses the Biblical story of Job's suffering as an allegory for the survival of hope under the Occupation. The inscription, which comes from The Book of Job, translates as: 'Now, once more my cry is a revolt, and yet my hand suppresses my sobs.'

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 15, 2023 09:32 AM (ViCCR)

14 Joe Biden, after a shower with Ashley.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

15 So that's what MP4 looks like.

Posted by: Gref at June 15, 2023 09:33 AM (AMIL/)

16 That paper on the ground? It's a Dear Job letter.

Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 09:33 AM (iayUP)

17 "Dad?"

Posted by: Hans Gruber at June 15, 2023 09:33 AM (geLO8)

18 TATE MODERN
Bankside, London SE1 9TG

ARTIST Francis Gruber 1912–1948
MEDIUM Oil paint on canvas
DIMENSIONS Support: 1619 × 1299 mm
frame: 1715 × 1390 × 97 mm
COLLECTION Tate

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw)

19 Gepedo's adult Pinocchio

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2023 09:33 AM (N0Aj/)

20 Over did it on the Ozempic.

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 09:33 AM (gmo/4)

21 Well, at least Satan didn’t destroy the studio.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:33 AM (gynKe)

22 Poser... he's not working any job.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2023 09:33 AM (Q4IgG)

23 The inscription, which comes from The Book of Job, translates as: 'Now, once more my cry is a revolt, and yet my hand suppresses my sobs.'

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 09:34 AM (BRHaw)

24 Needs more sores and potshards…

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 09:34 AM (PCK5/)

25 He's trying to remember where he left his pants.
Posted by: fd

Who among us has not found himself in a similar situation?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2023 09:34 AM (JOV35)

26 Seriously, this some grim stuff. Time to go do the crossword puzzle.

Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 09:34 AM (geLO8)

27 Gruber shoulda stuck to writing Christmas carols.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:35 AM (gynKe)

28 He's not doing a job, he's screwing off!!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, yeah, it's ops at June 15, 2023 09:35 AM (sJHOI)

29 Job and the test of faith.

A better story than Indiana Jones and the dial of Destiny.

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 09:35 AM (gmo/4)

30 While he's waiting for a job, he needs to get off his butt and fix that fence.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2023 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

31 "I want you to paint me like one of your bronze age patriarchs...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 09:35 AM (9UlRk)

32 "Job"

---
A naked guy sitting in an alley probably only has one "job" and it's not something mentioned in polite company...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 09:36 AM (YIVH2)

33 alternate title:

The Splintered Taint

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, yeah, it's ops at June 15, 2023 09:36 AM (sJHOI)

34 As viewed by his wife.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 15, 2023 09:36 AM (DhOHl)

35 He's trying to remember where he left his pants.
Posted by: fd
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Until he finds some, he's permabanned from the Sunday Morning Book Thread!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 09:36 AM (YIVH2)

36 The Splintered Taint
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, yeah, it's ops at June 15, 2023 09:36 AM (sJHOI)

"The Fractured But Whole"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 09:36 AM (9UlRk)

37 Letter on floor from the wife… “ Job, honey, just die already, I have to clean the place up…”

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (PCK5/)

38 His resume looks sparse.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

39 See? That's alright -- wood is easier to clean than white fabric. Ergo, art.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (Vwz3I)

40 Some sackcloth would do nicely.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (l21VG)

41 Alternate title:
CBD contemplates yet another circulator pump failure

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (WGUfL)

42 The letter is from Job's friends, telling him to snap out of it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (PiwSw)

43 Where in the Bible does it say Job sat on a stool?

Jeesh, at least make it conform to Scripture, like that rockin’ David with Goliath’s head we had the other day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (gynKe)

44 Where are his friends?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (aD39U)

45 Needs a wooden cat.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

46 At least we now know what commenter "Paul/Kurt" does when he's not shitposting around here...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (YIVH2)

47 Job lost everything, but never his faith.

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

48 Another Gainnz post?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 15, 2023 09:38 AM (OhpJy)

49 At the risk of sounding pedantic, the pronunciation of his name rhymes with "robe."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 15, 2023 09:38 AM (DhOHl)

50 from Wiki

He died in Paris.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 09:38 AM (BRHaw)

51 At least we now know what commenter "Paul/Kurt" does when he's not shitposting around here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (YIVH2)

Paint naked old bums he shanghai'd off the street?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 09:38 AM (9UlRk)

52 At the risk of sounding pedantic, the pronunciation of his name rhymes with "robe."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 15, 2023 09:38 AM (DhOHl)

Whoa. Mind.blown.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 09:39 AM (aD39U)

53 Job lost everything, but never his faith.
Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

An seemingly impossible task.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

54 Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Sha-na na-na, sha-na na-na na (ba doo)
Sha-na na-na, sha-na na-na na (ba doo)
Sha-na na-na, sha-na na-na na (ba doo)
Sha-na na-na, sha-na na-na na, ba
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum, get a job
Sha-na na-na, sha-na na-na na

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 09:39 AM (Vwz3I)

55 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Did you get my email ?

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2023 09:39 AM (T4tVD)

56 He's ready for the Pride parade.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2023 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

57 If it's by Franz Gruber, shouldn't it be called 'Silent Night'??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 09:40 AM (Vwz3I)

58 Job just pawn in Game of Life…

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 09:40 AM (PCK5/)

59 Job had it rough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 09:40 AM (zZu0s)

60 I bet that is one of the stupid 1950s chain letters.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

61 At the risk of sounding pedantic, the pronunciation of his name rhymes with "robe."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 15, 2023 09:38 AM (DhOHl)

Get a Job.

Sha na na na......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

62 CBD contemplates yet another circulator pump failure

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (WGUfL)

I got a bid from a very good plumbing company that specializes in radiant/hydronic heat. A permanent fix...for the price of a used car.

Sorry, but I'll keep swapping pumps forever.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2023 09:41 AM (ZCCyW)

63 I bet that is one of the stupid 1950s chain letters.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

This is what happens if you don't pass it on.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 09:41 AM (aD39U)

64 Alternate title:
CBD contemplates yet another circulator pump failure
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (WGUfL)
===

CBD discovers the sous vide was set too low.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2023 09:41 AM (RIvkX)

65 'Now, once more my cry is a revolt, and yet my hand suppresses my sobs.'
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So it's a Communist suppression.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 09:41 AM (Vwz3I)

66 Has anybody ever tried to make a movie of the Book of Job? It’d be tricky, but I think it could be very effective if done right.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:41 AM (gynKe)

67 Letter reads:
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 09:42 AM (BRHaw)

68 Job looks a bit like Leonard Nimoy.

I'm just saying. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2023 09:42 AM (AW0uW)

69 Looks like origami out of a paper bag.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 15, 2023 09:42 AM (Y03JK)

70 Most of the lines in this work are severely vertical. Combined with the narrow picture space, this work feels oppressive. Then Gruber breaks up the verticals with sharp diagonals--in the worn fence and in the man. I like how the man's pose combines both line patterns and how his leg repeats the angle of the fence slat to its immediate left.

The colors are also pale and sickly.

Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2023 09:42 AM (7mP45)

71 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Did you get my email ?
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2023 09:39 AM (T4tVD)
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I did. Very amusing, but I'm not quite sure how to work it into a Book Thread...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 09:42 AM (YIVH2)

72 Not enough protein in his diet.....or food, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

73 66 Has anybody ever tried to make a movie of the Book of Job? It’d be tricky, but I think it could be very effective if done right.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:41 AM (gynKe)

Hey how about Disney doing it???

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 09:43 AM (PCK5/)

74 The Splintered Taint
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

I saw Splintered Taint open for Hole at the Corn Palace.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2023 09:43 AM (JOV35)

75 Job looks a bit like Leonard Nimoy.

I'm just saying. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2023 09:42 AM (AW0uW)

No naked fat chicks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

76 71 Rewrite the e-mail in iambic pentameter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:43 AM (gynKe)

77 66 Has anybody ever tried to make a movie of the Book of Job? It’d be tricky, but I think it could be very effective if done right.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:41 AM (gynKe)

That's true of almost anything. A well told story is a thing of beauty.

I am pretty sure I would not want to see a movie about Job these days.

Although, I seem to remember hearing that the CW is trying to do a Christian show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 09:44 AM (zZu0s)

78 After ottoman guy loses his job, home, and ottoman.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 15, 2023 09:44 AM (x1cDn)

79 Morning wood is mourning wood.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 09:44 AM (0SXk8)

80 Hey how about Disney doing it???
Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 09:43 AM (PCK5/)

Job was a 14- year old non-white girl and nothing bad ever happened to her ever and god doesn't exist the end

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 09:44 AM (9UlRk)

81 "I've made a huge mistake..."

Posted by: GOB Bluth at June 15, 2023 09:44 AM (YIVH2)

82 Dear Job,

I am writing this letter to let you know that I'm seeing another man. I'm sorry that things didn't work out between us but I cannot put up with your 'no clothes' policy any longer. It was cute at first, especially when you were frying bacon, but now it's just weird. Naked in the store. Naked at work. Naked sitting in alleyways. There is something wrong with you and I just don't have the patience to help mend your broken thinking. Good luck and God Bless.

Jennifer

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 09:44 AM (6VKyY)

83 At the risk of sounding pedantic, the pronunciation of his name rhymes with "robe."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

And yet he's butt naked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 09:44 AM (FVME7)

84 His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
Posted by: rhennigantx

"There's a starrrrrrrr Man waiting in the sky,
He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks it'd blow our mind."
- Bowie

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2023 09:45 AM (JOV35)

85 The letter is from the Uz Planning Board informing him he has to have a permit to put up that fence.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 09:45 AM (PiwSw)

86 My favorite Job-themed art work is by Hugh Mesibov, a massive mural featuring three combined canvases each measuring 6X16 feet. Job's anguish and eventual restitution left to right. He and his wife were instructors of mine at Rockland Community College in Suffern, NY.

Posted by: Arts and Farces at June 15, 2023 09:45 AM (Nn3xT)

87 "Job looks a bit like Leonard Nimoy.
I'm just saying. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing"

One night on the Holodeck...

Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 09:45 AM (iayUP)

88 Morning wood is mourning wood.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 09:44 AM (0SXk8

Hehehehehehehe.

Posted by: Beavis AND Butthead at June 15, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

89 Has anybody ever tried to make a movie of the Book of Job?

Wasn't that Falling Down?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 09:45 AM (aD39U)

90 More paintings from Gruber-

https://tinyurl.com/5t42vr8b

https://tinyurl.com/2f2nmah3

https://tinyurl.com/287hcs65

Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2023 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

91
Not on any wall in our home.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2023 09:46 AM (KATBx)

92 You just know there's a pervert in one of the apartments across the street, with binoculars.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2023 09:47 AM (Q4IgG)

93 80 Ahem. A 14-year old non-white NON-BOY

Get with the lingo, h8ter!

— Your betters at Johns Hopkins

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:47 AM (gynKe)

94 Speaking of which, a Pixar remake of Falling Down would be fun.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 09:47 AM (aD39U)

95 Job needs to do more situps.

Posted by: observer at June 15, 2023 09:47 AM (FBltX)

96 The wiki page lists a play by Neil Simon called 'God's Favorite.'

And then there is another that says 'Fiddler on the Roof'? Really?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 09:47 AM (zZu0s)

97 Get with the lingo, h8ter!

— Your betters at Johns Hopkins
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:47 AM (gynKe)

You think Disney would cast a non-boy girl as Job? That's just absurd.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 09:48 AM (9UlRk)

98 Also, burn California's government to the ground with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: observer at June 15, 2023 09:48 AM (FBltX)

99 Not enough protein in his diet.....or food, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
******
Lots of fiber though.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2023 09:48 AM (NpAcC)

100 A few of these were clever

https://ytube.io/3fVV

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 09:48 AM (aD39U)

101 A better story than Indiana Jones and the dial of Destiny.

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 09:35 AM

Kind of a low bar there, huh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2023 09:49 AM (Wnv9h)

102 Wait a minute, you're supposed to wear pants to the book thread??
All these years I thought you mustn't wear pants to the book thread. I'm so embarressed.

Posted by: From about that Time at June 15, 2023 09:49 AM (4780s)

103 What rabbit starvation looks like.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:49 AM (gynKe)

104 You think Disney would cast a non-boy girl as Job? That's just absurd.
Posted by: Warai-otok

They would if they planned to cast God as a trans woman of color.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 15, 2023 09:49 AM (x1cDn)

105 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Did you get my email ?
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2023 09:39 AM (T4tVD)
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I did. Very amusing, but I'm not quite sure how to work it into a Book Thread...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I didn't intend that.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2023 09:49 AM (T4tVD)

106 Hans' brother painted it? Or Pinky's?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Speaking of Pinky, Pinky Smith lost her job.

Actress Jada Pinkett Smith Loses Her Job, TV Show ‘HawthoRNe’ Canceled

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 09:50 AM (FVME7)

107 Poor Job.

Go puts some pants on boy!

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2023 09:50 AM (dQWfI)

108 Kind of a low bar there, huh?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2023 09:49 AM (Wnv9h)

"Karen hates Old Man she has to pretend to be related to because patriarchy."

I think that's one of the seven plot archetypes they always talk about.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 09:50 AM (9UlRk)

109 Morning.

Sitting nekkid on a stool is a job? How much does it pay?

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 09:50 AM (1Yy3c)

110 Kari Lake Song "81 Million Votes, My Ass" Hits Number One on iTunes

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81 million votes on my ass
81 million votes
Take one down and pass it around
80,999,999 votes on my ass

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 09:50 AM (FVME7)

111 Yeah, well you should have my job.

Posted by: The Bench at June 15, 2023 09:50 AM (S0Gzq)

112 They would if they planned to cast God as a trans woman of color.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 15, 2023 09:49 AM (x1cDn)

Wasn't that The Shack?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 09:50 AM (PiwSw)

113 Is this artist related to Hans Gruber?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2023 09:51 AM (pVWRI)

114 Do swim trunks count as pants for Art Thread purposes?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:52 AM (gynKe)

115 Wasn't that The Shack?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 09:50 AM (PiwSw)

That was a weird gnostic book. I think I will pass on a movie version.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 09:52 AM (aD39U)

116 You know who else had “gruber” in his name and liked to paint…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:53 AM (gynKe)

117 115 Wasn't that The Shack?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 09:50 AM (PiwSw)

That was a weird gnostic book. I think I will pass on a movie version.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 09:52 AM (aD39U)

Sort of like “ Your Best Life Now” then??

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 09:54 AM (PCK5/)

118 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 2h
JUST IN - Oscar-winning UK actress turned MP Glenda Jackson dies at 87: agent

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 09:55 AM (Vwz3I)

119 ||Two-time Oscar-winning UK actress Glenda Jackson, who also served as an MP, “died peacefully” on Thursday at the age of 87, her agent said.

“Glenda Jackson, two-time Academy Award winning actress and politician, died peacefully at her home in Blackheath London this morning after a brief illness with her family at her side,” agent Lionel Larner told the PA news agency.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 09:55 AM (Vwz3I)

120 But of course. Vandalism is now a prog sacrament.

Dingbat Federal Judge Marsha J. Pechman attempts to legalize all property damage in Seattle (under $750)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 09:56 AM (FVME7)

121 If they made a Job movie, they could do some great special effects with Leviathan and Behemoth.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:56 AM (gynKe)

122 I was just at the oil change place and was forced to watch GMA. Apparently the Mayor of Miami is now running for President, and all Stephanopolous wanted to do was to get him to say how awful Trump was.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 09:56 AM (PiwSw)

123 118 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 2h
JUST IN - Oscar-winning UK actress turned MP Glenda Jackson dies at 87: agent
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 09:55 AM (Vwz3I)

Lol, I don't care but thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: observer at June 15, 2023 09:57 AM (FBltX)

124 Clear the track for Eddie Shack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqvNfez5zBA

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 09:57 AM (Vwz3I)

125 Glenda Jackson was awesome as Elizabeth I.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:57 AM (gynKe)

126 One of the books in my "TBR" pile is "The Book of Joby" by Mark J. Ferrari (no apparent relation "Dante Ferrari").

It explores the story of Job through the trials and tribulations of a nine-year-old boy.

When he grows up to adulthood, what path will he choose?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 09:57 AM (YIVH2)

127 122 I was just at the oil change place and was forced to watch GMA. Apparently the Mayor of Miami is now running for President, and all Stephanopolous wanted to do was to get him to say how awful Trump was.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 09:56 AM (PiwSw)

I think he's hoping this guy cleaves off votes from Trump and hands it to DeathSantis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 09:58 AM (6VKyY)

128 Do swim trunks count as pants for Art Thread purposes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Not if they're speedos.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 15, 2023 09:58 AM (ViCCR)

129
116 You know who else had “gruber” in his name and liked to paint…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:53 AM (gynKe)

Hans?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 09:58 AM (6VKyY)

130 Gruber followed up this painting with a much more cheerful looking one called "Retirement".

Posted by: Roy at June 15, 2023 09:58 AM (SZga4)

131 Dingbat Federal Judge Marsha J. Pechman attempts to legalize all property damage in Seattle (under $750)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Easy, send a small army of thugs one at a time to do $749 of property damage to her house. She's got insurance, right?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 15, 2023 09:58 AM (x1cDn)

132 Had the urge to listen to Seatrain a few days ago, mostly a one off band but very good. First band produced by Brian Epstein after the Beatles.
Fairly religious undertones to the record, and "Song of Job" and "Waiting for Elijah" both rock.
Richard Green can rock a fiddle.

Posted by: From about that Time at June 15, 2023 09:59 AM (4780s)

133 121 If they made a Job movie, they could do some great special effects with Leviathan and Behemoth.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:56 AM (gynKe)

Hey they could give it to Darren Aronofsky, and have a tubby Russell Crowe play Job!!!

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 09:59 AM (PCK5/)

134 128 Sorry, I meant Book Thread, not Art Thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:59 AM (gynKe)

135 I know he likes trains but geez!

Biden: "We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean" 🥴

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:00 AM (FVME7)

136 76 71 Rewrite the e-mail in iambic pentameter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 09:43 AM (gynKe)

Of Mans First Disobedience, and the Fruit
Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal tast
Brought Death into the World, and all our woe,
With loss of Eden, till one greater Man
Restore us, and regain the blissful Seat,
Sing Heav’nly Muse, that on the secret top
Of Oreb, or of Sinai, didst inspire
That Shepherd, who first taught the chosen Seed,
In the Beginning how the Heav’ns and Earth
Rose out of Chaos

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:00 AM (BRHaw)

137 Not if they're speedos.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 15, 2023 09:58 AM (ViCCR)
*****
Well, it's Pride month... so...

Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2023 10:00 AM (NpAcC)

138 At ABC: "California authorities seize enough fentanyl in San Francisco to kill city's entire population nearly 3 times over"

SF Population responds: "Challenge accepted."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 15, 2023 10:00 AM (MvF+J)

139 Trump near-birthday collusion!!!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 5h
JUST IN - Putin applauds ‘dear friend’ Xi on his 70th birthday

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:00 AM (Vwz3I)

140 In re to the Burlington Vt middle school, what the fuck is a "computer science" teacher doing organizing a school club for junior high school kids based on sexual preference?

Posted by: Marcus gravey at June 15, 2023 10:01 AM (516e+)

141 135 I know he likes trains but geez!

Biden: "We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean" 🥴
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:00 AM (FVME7)

I am sure he plans on an EV train…

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:01 AM (PCK5/)

142 135 I know he likes trains but geez!

Biden: "We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean" 🥴
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:00 AM (FVME7)

Now see, I can't tell whether you are clowning or he actually did say that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 10:01 AM (zZu0s)

143 At ABC: "California authorities seize enough fentanyl in San Francisco to kill city's entire population nearly 3 times over"

SF Population responds: "Challenge accepted."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 15, 2023 10:00 AM (MvF+J)
---
They better hope they have enough Narcan available as well...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 10:01 AM (YIVH2)

144 I wonder, wonder who, who-oo, who
who wrote the Book of Job

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

145 Isn't Seat-rain this painting's alternate title?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:02 AM (Vwz3I)

146 49 Thanks! I was going to ask that.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 15, 2023 10:02 AM (MvF+J)

147 all Stephanopolous wanted to do was to get him to say how awful Trump was/

Anyone interviewed by that midget should be looking over his head and pretending to find for who's speaking.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 15, 2023 10:02 AM (QmJvm)

148 Not if they're speedos.
Posted by: olddog in mo
*****
Well, it's Pride month... so...
Posted by: redridinghood

So as long as the speedo is rainbow colored and allows tucking it's good?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 15, 2023 10:02 AM (x1cDn)

149 142
Now see, I can't tell whether you are clowning or he actually did say that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 10:01 AM (zZu0s)

Well it is Dementia Joe, so.. who knows??

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:02 AM (PCK5/)

150 140 In re to the Burlington Vt middle school, what the fuck is a "computer science" teacher doing organizing a school club for junior high school kids based on sexual preference?
Posted by: Marcus gravey at June 15, 2023 10:01 AM (516e+)

Minor correction, it was Burlington, MA, not VT. It is a suburb of Boston

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 15, 2023 10:03 AM (Ohafd)

151 Australian man sitting on toilet spots big snake atop his shower

June 14 (UPI) -- An Australian man sitting on the toilet at his Queensland home had a scare when he spotted a nearly 10-foot python on top of his shower.

Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 10:03 AM (geLO8)

152 Busy trying to disprove the Judeo-Christian God...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 9h
NEW: The long hunt for extraterrestrials just got a big boost.. Scientists have discovered that phosphorus, a key building block of life, lies in the ocean beneath the icy surface of Saturn’s moon Enceladus

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)

153 They better hope they have enough Narcan available as well...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 10:01 AM (YIVH2)

Spike the water supply.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2023 10:04 AM (IsVrS)

154 FAUCI LIED: Scientists Discover First Victims in COVID19 Pandemic Were Researchers from Fauci-Funded Wuhan Lab

When the hospital about 3 miles down the road from the lab was full WE ALL KNEW IT WAS FROM THE LAB!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:04 AM (BRHaw)

155 I'm making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning sixteen thousand US dollars a month by working on the connection, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply. Everybody must try this job now by just using this website... www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at June 15, 2023 10:05 AM (uxohk)

156 Australian man sitting on toilet spots big snake atop his shower

June 14 (UPI) -- An Australian man sitting on the toilet at his Queensland home had a scare when he spotted a nearly 10-foot python on top of his shower.

Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 10:03 AM (geLO

OY!

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 10:05 AM (gmo/4)

157 And the “Din” in “Gunga Din” is pronounced as “dean,” not as “din.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:05 AM (gynKe)

158 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 9h
NEW: The long hunt for extraterrestrials just got a big boost.. Scientists have discovered that phosphorus, a key building block of life, lies in the ocean beneath the icy surface of Saturn’s moon Enceladus
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)
---
*sigh* just because it's there does not mean it's contributing to life on the moon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 10:05 AM (YIVH2)

159 June 14 (UPI) -- An Australian man sitting on the toilet at his Queensland home had a scare when he spotted a nearly 10-foot python on top of his shower.
Posted by: DB

The Paolo, how you say, looked down and had the same view.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 15, 2023 10:05 AM (JOV35)

160 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, saw a,, s-s-saw a-uh, a-uh...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 15, 2023 10:06 AM (5hfjS)

161 December is Gluttony month

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:06 AM (BRHaw)

162 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 11h
🚨 New Rubik's Cube Has Been Solved In Astonishing 3.134 Seconds, World Record Set

https://tinyurl.com/4kjwcz7h
[nice girl in background -- not that I'm turning clickbait-ish]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:06 AM (Vwz3I)

163 "An Australian man sitting on the toilet at his Queensland home had a scare when he spotted a nearly 10-foot python on top of his shower."

'It startled me mate, cuz we'd never seen a snake so small before!'

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 15, 2023 10:06 AM (MvF+J)

164 Federal prosecutors said the former morgue manager at Harvard Medical School has been charged with selling human body parts he stole from cadavers donated to the university for medical research and education.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

165 June 14 (UPI) -- An Australian man sitting on the toilet at his Queensland home had a scare when he spotted a nearly 10-foot python on top of his shower.
Posted by: DB

Thar's a snake in my boot! - Woody

Thar's a snake in my pants! - Black Woody

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

166 Weird ass archeology story.

A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.

https://tinyurl.com/4hr7tkt7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (FVME7)

167 Whore yourself from home for $90 hour.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (IsVrS)

168 I’m just waiting for Sloth Month to get here. I need a rest.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (gynKe)

169 Federal prosecutors said the former morgue manager at Harvard Medical School has been charged with selling human body parts he stole from cadavers donated to the university for medical research and education.
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)
---
Was his name "Igor" by any chance?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (YIVH2)

170 Katie Hobbs’ Office of Tourism and the Arizona Lottery to Sponsor ‘Child-Friendly’ Drag Show

Satan is sharpening the barbs on his cock!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (BRHaw)

171 Lighten up Frances

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (pVWRI)

172 Busy trying to disprove the Judeo-Christian God...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 9h
NEW: The long hunt for extraterrestrials just got a big boost.. Scientists have discovered that phosphorus, a key building block of life, lies in the ocean beneath the icy surface of Saturn’s moon Enceladus
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)

Who's to say God didn't experiment.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

173 A Turkish homeowner chasing his chickens through a hole in his basement during renovations came across an abandoned underground Turkish city that once housed 20,000 people.

In an effort to recapture his escaping poultry, the unidentified man knocked down the wall in the 1960s to reveal a dark tunnel leading to the ancient city of Elengubu, known today as Derinkuyu.

Derinkuyu, burrowed more than 280 feet beneath the Central Anatolian region of Cappadocia, is the largest excavated underground city in the world and is believed to connect to more than 200 smaller, separate underground cities that were discovered in recent decades.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (RHGPo)

174 NY Post Headline today: Smog Day Afternoon

Canadian smoke story.

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

175 U.S. General Admits She’d Prioritize Gender Surgery Access Over Qualified Officers

-
The Chinese are pissing their pants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (FVME7)

176
Satan is sharpening the barbs on his cock!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (BRHaw)

They're SHARP! They're SHARP!

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

177 >>And the “Din” in “Gunga Din” is pronounced as “dean,” not as “din.”

"That's "FRONK-ensteen!"

Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 10:09 AM (geLO8)

178 I like chicken enceladus.

Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 10:09 AM (iayUP)

179 The fellow who lost the corner bunk.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 15, 2023 10:09 AM (7rpEJ)

180 Penn State professor accused of performing sexual acts with his dog: 'I do it to blow off steam'

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

181 169 Federal prosecutors said the former morgue manager at Harvard Medical School has been charged with selling human body parts he stole from cadavers donated to the university for medical research and education.
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

I don't see the problem.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at June 15, 2023 10:09 AM (PiwSw)

182
Thar's a snake in my boot! - Woody

Thar's a snake in my pants! - Black Woody

Posted by: Archer

"Pure Alabama Blacksnake."
-- Private Eightball (Full Metal Jacket)

Posted by: The Paolo at June 15, 2023 10:09 AM (JOV35)

183 *sigh* just because it's there does not mean it's contributing to life on the moon.
-----------
I recall a Life Elsewhere? documentary [NOVA? or similar] trying to make a claim of possible silicone-based life 'possible' on IIRC a Jovian moon.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)

184
Alternate title:

"Indiana Jones and the Clothing Disintegrator"

Action and Dangling Old Man Balls Have a New Name!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2023 10:09 AM (fb7jX)

185 Derinkuyu, burrowed more than 280 feet beneath the Central Anatolian region of Cappadocia, is the largest excavated underground city in the world and is believed to connect to more than 200 smaller, separate underground cities that were discovered in recent decades.
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (RHGPo)
----
If they wander too far down there, they run the risk of being eaten by a grue.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 10:10 AM (YIVH2)

186 Who's to say God didn't experiment.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

And has a great sense of humor - The Platypus

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 10:10 AM (gmo/4)

187 Penn State professor accused of performing sexual acts with his dog: 'I do it to blow off steam'
Posted by: SMOD

'Steam' is the dog's name?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2023 10:10 AM (JOV35)

188 A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.

https://tinyurl.com/4hr7tkt7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (FVME7)

I found a bottle cap digging in my garden once.

Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2023 10:10 AM (7mP45)

189 164 Probably the same guy who was always getting $20s out of Kolchak for information.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:10 AM (gynKe)

190 "A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.

https://tinyurl.com/4hr7tkt7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

If it's Mole People, be sure to take plenty of extra flashlight batteries.

Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 10:10 AM (iayUP)

191 Tragically, when the Disney contract ended Pinocchio never got another gig in show business and he ended his days getting rejection letters from vaudeville acts and traveling circuses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2023 10:10 AM (s12c9)

192 166 "the ancient city of Elengubu, known today as Derinkuyu."

Kam Fong as Chin Ho.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 15, 2023 10:10 AM (MvF+J)

193 Federal prosecutors said the former morgue manager at Harvard Medical School has been charged with selling human body parts he stole from cadavers donated to the university for medical research and education.
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A real winner -- half of face fully tattooed and four or five lip-rings that I noticed with just a glance. Probably more that I missed.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:11 AM (Vwz3I)

194 "Pure Alabama Blacksnake."
-- Private Eightball (Full Metal Jacket)

Posted by: The Paolo at June 15, 2023 10:09 AM (JOV35)

Too beaucoup. Too beaucoup. - Vietnamese whore.

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

195 190 "A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.

https://tinyurl.com/4hr7tkt7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The City of Ember.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 10:11 AM (PiwSw)

196 The Chinese are pissing their pants.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (FVME7)
---
Must be from laughter because it can't be from fear...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 10:11 AM (YIVH2)

197 127 122 I was just at the oil change place and was forced to watch GMA. Apparently the Mayor of Miami is now running for President, and all Stephanopolous wanted to do was to get him to say how awful Trump was.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 09:56 AM (PiwSw)

I think he's hoping this guy cleaves off votes from Trump and hands it to DeathSantis.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 09:58 AM

I'd say no one on Earth could be that stupid, but I read DU regularly. I think the GOPe has a few puppets they want to see succeed in the primaries, and they'll lean to support in small ways, but they'll be just as happy to see Trump win the nomination and lose the general, too, so no need to be as obvious as the Dems were with the party clearing all competition to ensure Biden won.

I don't know why the mayor of Miami would run. Money? Increase name recognition? It's looking like 2016 again, with a huge pool of candidates, that will quickly whittle down to Trump, the traditional "conservative" (Cruz/DeSantis), and the last Establishment person standing (Kasich and....Haley, maybe?)

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (JCZqz)

198 Are we doing news? How about this one?

No fewer than two persons have been reportedly buried alive for allegedly being behind the lightning believed to have killed one Henry Ihwakaa, his wife and a two-week-old child in the Konshisha Local Government area in Benue State, North Central Nigeria.

It was learnt that Ihwakaa, who is said to be the father of Henry, was accused by the youths of targeting people in the area with lightning strikes any time it rained.

Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (iayUP)

199 I think when God finished creating all the animals, He had a box of left over bits, so He smooshed them together, and BOOM- the platypus

Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (geLO8)

200 Federal prosecutors said the former morgue manager at Harvard Medical School has been charged with selling human body parts he stole from cadavers donated to the university for medical research and education.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

Have you seen the picture of the guy? I would think the half face tattoo and black contact lenses would be a red flag or something.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (OgrpQ)

201 Republicans crushed Democrats by a score of 16-6 Wednesday night at the annual Congressional Baseball Game to deal the Dems their third straight defeat in the charity game.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

202 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 9h
NEW: The long hunt for extraterrestrials just got a big boost.. Scientists have discovered that phosphorus, a key building block of life, lies in the ocean beneath the icy surface of Saturn’s moon Enceladus
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)

Or...ooorrr...

There is now a scientifically proven source for Extraterrestrial Cherry Phosphates!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (fb7jX)

203 176
Satan is sharpening the barbs on his cock!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (BRHaw)

They're SHARP! They're SHARP!
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at June 15, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

Errahh...take it like a man, bitch.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (IsVrS)

204 'What the heck am I going to wear to the aPride Festival?.
-homeless gheyperson

Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2023 10:13 AM (Uv0D2)

205 13. Posted by: olddog in mo at June 15, 2023 09:32 AM

What he wrote.^

Frank was a fan of Communism so I'm taking a guess the painting has something to do with employer-employee rights & life would have been so much brighter with a guaranteed bureaucratic job. (In his dreams.)

New painting, new artist for me so interesting but, no, wouldn't hang (it). Thanks.

Posted by: L - very tired at June 15, 2023 10:13 AM (GshMh)

206 Memo to artist: don't quit your day one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2023 10:13 AM (57B/4)

207 Have you seen the picture of the guy? I would think the half face tattoo and black contact lenses would be a red flag or something.
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID

HA! It was probably why he was hired.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2023 10:13 AM (JOV35)

208 Republicans crushed Democrats by a score of 16-6 Wednesday night at the annual Congressional Baseball Game to deal the Dems their third straight defeat in the charity game.
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

Well...we already know the Democrats can't win without cheating.

Now, we know they can't win without shooting.

Too soon?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2023 10:14 AM (fb7jX)

209 The eye has it.

Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas) pulled out his glass eye to protest what he thought was poor officiating during a congressional soccer match Tuesday night, despite Republicans’ 4-2 triumph over a team of Democrats.

“The refs have two eyeballs, but they don’t use them, so I’m just going to give them one of mine,” Crenshaw said before tossing the faux eyeball into the winners’ trophy, prompting laughter from teammates Rep. Don Bacon (R-Neb.), Rep. Bryan Steil (R-Wis.), Rep. Garret Graves (R-La.), Rep. David Valadao (R-Calif.) and former Minnesota GOP Rep. Erik Paulsen.

The US Soccer Foundation and US Soccer Federation hosted the 9th annual Congressional Soccer Match at DC United’s Audi Field. Democrats have traditionally dominated the rivalry and won last year’s game 5-3.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:14 AM (RHGPo)

210 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 22h
JUST IN - Environment activists smear red paint on Monet work in Stockholm

DETAILS 🚨 Environment activists on Wednesday smeared red paint and glued their hands to the protective glass on a Monet painting at Stockholm’s National Museum, police and the museum said

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:14 AM (Vwz3I)

211 201 Republicans crushed Democrats by a score of 16-6 Wednesday night at the annual Congressional Baseball Game to deal the Dems their third straight defeat in the charity game.
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

------------

And they say the GOP won't fight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2023 10:15 AM (s12c9)

212 Now see, I can't tell whether you are clowning or he actually did say that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

https://tinyurl.com/axr5cwxx

Is it real or is it cartoon world?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:15 AM (FVME7)

213 Oh, artwork celebrating what the democrats have in store for the common man.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 15, 2023 10:15 AM (1EvpE)

214 'What the heck am I going to wear to the aPride Festival?.
-homeless gheyperson

Wear your boyfriend.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 10:15 AM (0SXk8)

215 Three letter word, JOBS !

Posted by: President Spongebrain at June 15, 2023 10:16 AM (a4EWo)

216 Former Disney Star Demi Lovato Uses She/Her Pronouns Again as She “Got Tired” of Using They/Them Pronouns: “It Was Absolutely Exhausting”

Fuck you ho! You are no different the the Maoist and Marxist demands of others to follow their death cults.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:16 AM (BRHaw)

217 Are we gonna get more Overalls Girl today? Because I like Overalls Girl.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:16 AM (gynKe)

218
Where are the lesions? Job was stricken with suppurating sores from head to toe, so gross and horrible that he had to scrape them off with a shard of pottery.

This guy looks like he's just fine to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2023 10:16 AM (oINRc)

219 Put yer hand up there again, lassie, and it'll Grue some more.

Posted by: just the punchline at June 15, 2023 10:16 AM (Vwz3I)

220 There are many such underground cities in Turkey and some other places. The dirt is volcanic clay and is easily excavated with simple tools. People lived there to escape from invaders or simply to stay cool.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (MeG8a)

221 Republicans crushed Democrats by a score of 16-6 Wednesday night at the annual Congressional Baseball Game to deal the Dems their third straight defeat in the charity game.
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

AOC came away with two black eyes after running to first base to beat out a bunt in the bottom of the third.

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (gmo/4)

222 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. That's some depressing art today. Sigh.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (e4fEA)

223 Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:14 AM (RHGPo)

Not gonna lie, pulling out your eyeball to protest bad reffing is pretty metal.

Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (7mP45)

224 Okay, did, or did not, Dementia Joe say that he planned a rail line from the US to India???

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (PCK5/)

225 Republicans crushed Democrats by a score of 16-6 Wednesday night at the annual Congressional Baseball Game to deal the Dems their third straight defeat in the charity game.

Queers really don't do baseball.

Posted by: WOODROE CALL at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (2znMt)

226 DETAILS 🚨 Environment activists on Wednesday smeared red paint and glued their hands to the protective glass on a Monet painting at Stockholm’s National Museum, police and the museum said
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:14 AM (Vwz3I)

I saw a documentary where a dude was freed from being caught in a shower with a chainsaw.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw)

227 Speaking of Florida. DeSantis moved all the war chest money - 85 million, from his governor campaign to his Presidential PAC.

Not sure how Florida voters feel about that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:18 AM (6VKyY)

228 200 Federal prosecutors said the former morgue manager at Harvard Medical School has been charged with selling human body parts he stole from cadavers donated to the university for medical research and education.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

Have you seen the picture of the guy? I would think the half face tattoo and black contact lenses would be a red flag or something.
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (OgrpQ)

It seems to me the tatted and be-metalled dude was a buyer. See the article in the Daily Mail.

https://tinyurl.com/3sjcw754

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at June 15, 2023 10:18 AM (8C7+r)

229 Alternate title:

"Special Guest for Hobo BBQ Night at Ace's Place"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2023 10:18 AM (fb7jX)

230 > Weird ass archeology story.

A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.
_____________

A local homeowner was doing some renovation work outside and uncovered stone stairs that predate the civil war. No idea what structure was there as only the stairs remain. Don't have a link, but the photos were less than impressive.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2023 10:19 AM (Q4IgG)

231
It was learnt that Ihwakaa, who is said to be the father of Henry, was accused by the youths of targeting people in the area with lightning strikes any time it rained.

Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (iayUP)

Simple cause and effect.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 10:19 AM (9UlRk)

232 225 Um…Baseball is already kinda queer.

Not as queer as soccer, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:19 AM (gynKe)

233 The Philadelphia Fed’s Business Outlook index for June fell to -13.7.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:19 AM (RHGPo)

234 Cappadocians, is there nothing they won't do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:19 AM (FVME7)

235 233 The Philadelphia Fed’s Business Outlook index for June fell to -13.7.
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:19 AM (RHGPo)

Winning… we will get tired of so much Winning…

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:20 AM (PCK5/)

236
It seems to me the tatted and be-metalled dude was a buyer. See the article in the Daily Mail.

https://tinyurl.com/3sjcw754
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at June 15, 2023 10:18 AM (8C7+r)

The devil went down to New Hampshire. He was looking for some skulls to steal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2023 10:20 AM (oINRc)

237 190 "A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.

They just wanted to be left alone.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 10:20 AM (IAwid)

238 226 What was he doing with the chainsaw in the shower?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:20 AM (gynKe)

239 233 The Philadelphia Fed’s Business Outlook index for June fell to -13.7.
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Yep. And the Fed also said no to easing and added they are looking at some long term inflation. And yet the markets are up. We live in Clowntown.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 15, 2023 10:21 AM (8kMmX)

240 Thanks to Joeflation, the 50 cent can of soda from back vending machine is now $1.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 10:21 AM (dxtDq)

241 The University of Washington provides its departments with a Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) Rubric to “assess the effectiveness” of a department’s “DEI efforts, initiatives, and strategies.”

There are three phases for departments to go through: the Beginning, Evolving, and Transforming Phases.

If needed, there are three following up phases including: Lashing, Beatings, and Buggery.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)

242 AOC came away with two black eyes after running to first base to beat out a bunt in the bottom of the third.

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM

I already told her twice!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi with just the punchline. at June 15, 2023 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

243 We knew this was coming ...

Defense tech firm Rafael reveals first-ever hypersonic interceptor
Sky Sonic system, under development for three years, to be shown off at Paris Air Show, after Iran claimed earlier this month it built a hypersonic missile

... Vlad Putin hardest hit

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:22 AM (RHGPo)

244 238 226 What was he doing with the chainsaw in the shower?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:20 AM (gynKe)

grout cleaning

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:22 AM (BRHaw)

245 241

There are three phases for departments to go through: the Beginning, Evolving, and Transforming Phases.

If needed, there are three following up phases including: Lashing, Beatings, and Buggery.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)

Obligatory Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash reference…

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:23 AM (PCK5/)

246 A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.

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If it was guarded by a three-headed dog I'd stay the hell out of there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2023 10:23 AM (s12c9)

247 WFMZ has a story on the body parts disgustingness. Bit.ly wants a sign in now ( eff that), and i don't know any other link shorteners, so just go to WFMZ.com and scroll down a bit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 10:23 AM (9UlRk)

248 Queers really don't do baseball.
Posted by: WOODROE CALL at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (2znMt)

You'd think they'd be naturals, since they have all that experience handling stiff wood.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 10:24 AM (xFY1u)

249 Hypersonic interceptor?

Remember those oh so smart Democrats said the Patriot system couldn't work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 10:24 AM (dxtDq)

250 228 200 Federal prosecutors said the former morgue manager at Harvard Medical School has been charged with selling human body parts he stole from cadavers donated to the university for medical research and education.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

Have you seen the picture of the guy? I would think the half face tattoo and black contact lenses would be a red flag or something.
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 10:12 AM (OgrpQ)

It seems to me the tatted and be-metalled dude was a buyer. See the article in the Daily Mail.

https://tinyurl.com/3sjcw754
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at June 15, 2023 10:18 AM (8C7+r)

This is reason 1,592,373,578 why I'll never give my up my body to SCIENCE!

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:24 AM (1Yy3c)

251 243 We knew this was coming ...

Defense tech firm Rafael reveals first-ever hypersonic interceptor
Sky Sonic system, under development for three years, to be shown off at Paris Air Show, after Iran claimed earlier this month it built a hypersonic missile

... Vlad Putin hardest hit
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:22 AM (RHGPo)

Or, Ka- Ching !!

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:24 AM (PCK5/)

252 WOULD. NOT. HANG.

But I would burn it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 15, 2023 10:24 AM (17s+e)

253 Queers really don't do baseball.
Posted by: WOODROE CALL at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (2znMt)

Gaylord Perry was a pitcher

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 10:25 AM (OgrpQ)

254 ... ~~Vlad Putin~~ American taxpayers hardest hit

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 10:25 AM (IAwid)

255 Everyman = Job. Not much else for this little piece because no color or movement. Meh.

Reminder to myself (and whoever else is interested) for Book Thread: A few weeks ago a commenter recommended an excellent middle school book that has headline relevance for today.

'No More Dead Dogs'

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2023 10:25 AM (MIKMs)

256 253 Queers really don't do baseball.
Posted by: WOODROE CALL at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (2znMt)

Gaylord Perry was a pitcher
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 10:25 AM (OgrpQ)

He was the guy whose teeth fell out during a game, I recall…

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:26 AM (PCK5/)

257 "Thanks to Joeflation, the 50 cent can of soda from back vending machine is now $1."

I buy Goya canned black beans. Used to be $.99 a can, now $2.99.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 15, 2023 10:26 AM (MeG8a)

258 Baseball seems to have become the most cliquishly stylish game. One dude grows out his hair, they all grow out their hair. One dude grows a beard, they all grow a beard. Now there's this Captain Caveman chic and they all look like fucking cartoons.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 10:27 AM (9UlRk)

259 Everything in the supermarket I shop it is now at least $5.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2023 10:27 AM (s12c9)

260 A Turkish homeowner chasing his chickens through a hole in his basement

This is such a great sentence..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 10:27 AM (aD39U)

261 The artists son, embittered by his fathers poverty, sadly turned to a life of crime. His life and tragic end at the hands of an off duty American policeman was featured in a notable Christmas movie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2023 10:27 AM (qDsVL)

262
This Gruber guy really cucked out and tucked it under for this one. If you're going to illustrate one of the most metal stories in the Bible, it needs more corpses, ashes, scattered oxen, and oozing lesions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2023 10:27 AM (oINRc)

263 Gaylord Perry was a pitcher

I thought Obama was a catcher?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:27 AM (gynKe)

264 257 "Thanks to Joeflation, the 50 cent can of soda from back vending machine is now $1."

I buy Goya canned black beans. Used to be $.99 a can, now $2.99.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 15, 2023 10:26 AM (MeG8a)

Never let a good manmade faux crisis go to waste, I guess… your retailers, everywhere..

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:28 AM (PCK5/)

265 Darnitall, I forgot my snarky bit --

Is this the new, lean naked man on a bare stool rather than the fat, old naked man on a plump ottoman?

(Please don't taze me, CBD.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2023 10:28 AM (MIKMs)

266 248 Queers really don't do baseball.
Posted by: WOODROE CALL at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (2znMt)

You'd think they'd be naturals, since they have all that experience handling stiff wood.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 10:24 AM

Don't forget about us!!!

Posted by: The balls at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (JCZqz)

267 Alternate title:

"Tater Uses Ozempic"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (fb7jX)

268 260 A Turkish homeowner chasing his chickens through a hole in his basement

This is such a great sentence..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 10:27 AM (aD39U)

Yes… it is a classic.

Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (PCK5/)

269 Is "metal" the new "fire, i.e. "very good"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (PiwSw)

270 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 11h
2 Dead After 18-Year-Old Trainee Opens Fire On Soldiers At Firing Range On Japanese Army Base

A deadly shooting took place Wednesday at a firing range located on a Japanese army base, where an 18-year-old army trainee shot three fellow soldiers, resulting in the deaths of two of them.

According to the police, the suspect was apprehended at the scene in Gifu prefecture on charges of attempted murder. During a shooting exercise at the Hino Kihon firing range, the suspect opened fire, targeting the soldiers, officials said.

The Ground Self Defense Force, commonly known as Japan’s army, confirmed that two of the wounded soldiers succumbed to their injuries after being transported to a hospital.

Gen. Yasunori Morishita, the Army Chief of Staff, revealed that the suspect had enlisted in the military in April, and the three soldiers who were shot were serving as instructors, assisting him during the shooting exercise.

An investigation is underway to determine a possible motive.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (Vwz3I)

271 Darnitall, I forgot my snarky bit --

Is this the new, lean naked man on a bare stool rather than the fat, old naked man on a plump ottoman?

(Please don't taze me, CBD.)

Same guy, before and after GAINZZZ.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (Bd6X8)

272 Why did the chickens cross the basement?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (gynKe)

273 The ESG Ruse Continues: Legacy Tobacco Companies Are Posting Higher ESG Scores Than EV Maker Tesla

Tesla earned just 37 points on their ESG scorecard while Philip Morris posted a score of 84.

.. Blackrock are such scammers

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

274 Has anybody ever tried to make a movie of the Book of Job?

Coen Brothers, "A Serious Man."
Although they also said O Brother was from Homer.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 15, 2023 10:30 AM (jYCXf)

275 Why did the chickens cross the basement?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (gynKe)

To get to the under-side!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 10:30 AM (9UlRk)

276
Is "metal" the new "fire, i.e. "very good"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (PiwSw)

Nah. Think "dark, brutal and violent."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2023 10:30 AM (oINRc)

277 Asshoe Republicans continue to play that stupid f*cking baseball game.

Asshoes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2023 10:30 AM (RIvkX)

278 Prices don't decrease unless there is competition.

Because of Covid, mfrs are all happy to keep these inflated prices for ever.

IE you're not gonna see price decreases any time soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (6VKyY)

279 Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2023 10:28 AM (MIKMs)

I like the naked man on ottoman better than this one!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (ZCCyW)

280 264 257 "Thanks to Joeflation, the 50 cent can of soda from back vending machine is now $1."

Never let a good manmade faux crisis go to waste, I guess… your retailers, everywhere..
Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:28 AM

Remember...DU assures us any price increases are due to greedy capitalist corporations taking ADVANTAGE of the situation and BLAMING good 'ole Joe as cover for their record profits!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (g+rMQ)

281 Whoopi Goldberg Wants to Host “Wheel of Fortune” After Pat Sajak Retires

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Well, she probably knows at least 13 of the 26 letters.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (FVME7)

282 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 13h
Democrat Los Angeles Councilman Faces Corruption Charges

CALIFORNIA (LACDAO) – Los Angeles Councilmember Curren Price was charged today for having a financial interest in projects that he voted on and having the city pay for medical benefits for his now wife while he was still married to another woman. [...]

Price was charged with five counts of embezzlement of government funds, three counts of perjury and two counts of conflict of interest. Arraignment will be scheduled for a later date.

According to a criminal complaint, Price’s wife allegedly received payments totaling more than $150,000 between 2019 and 2021 from developers before he voted to approve projects. He also is accused of failing to list the money his wife received on government disclosure forms.

Price is prohibited from having a financial interest associated with any project that was before the City Council.

Additionally, Price is charged with receiving about $33,800 in medical coverage for his wife while he was still married to another woman.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)

283 A deadly shooting took place Wednesday at a firing range located on a Japanese army base, where an 18-year-old army trainee shot three fellow soldiers, resulting in the deaths of two of them

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PRO TIP: Never give a loaded gun to a guy wearing glasses that look like the bottom of Coke bottles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (s12c9)

284 Queers really don't do baseball.
Posted by: WOODROE CALL at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (2znMt)

Gaylord Perry was a pitcher
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 10:25 AM (OgrpQ)

Boo!

I'm not fond of the fact that Perry, toward the end of his career, was openly hinting that he was greasing his balls.

That being said, the only two gay baseball players I know of are Billy Beane and Glenn Burke. Burke died of AIDS. And neither one of them were any good.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (5BSKN)

285 279 Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2023 10:28 AM (MIKMs)

I like the naked man on ottoman better than this one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (ZCCyW

This is why I question your sous vide choice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:32 AM (6VKyY)

286 Queers really don't do baseball.
Posted by: WOODROE CALL at June 15, 2023 10:17 AM (2znMt)

You'd think they'd be naturals, since they have all that experience handling stiff wood.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 10:24 AM

Don't forget about us!!!
Posted by: The balls at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (JCZqz)

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Switch-hitters FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:32 AM (+z+6a)

287 Everything in the supermarket I shop it is now at least $5.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2023 10:27 AM (s12c9)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

288 Metal is the new Phat!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:32 AM (Vwz3I)

289 Gasoline prices have decline substantially here as the economy collapses. Which, in theory, should help moderate inflation.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) always looks on the bright side at June 15, 2023 10:32 AM (aD39U)

290 281 Whoopi Goldberg Wants to Host “Wheel of Fortune” After Pat Sajak Retires

-
Well, she probably knows at least 13 of the 26 letters.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (FVME7

She would have to stand to host that show. I see that as a problem for her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:33 AM (6VKyY)

291 Metal is the new Phat!
Posted by: andycanuck

Like. A. Boss.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 10:33 AM (0SXk8)

292 Naked man looks like he's depressed about running out of Narcan.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 15, 2023 10:33 AM (9RRW+)

293 Asshoe Republicans continue to play that stupid f*cking baseball game.

Asshoes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2023 10:30 AM (RIvkX)

By far not the stupidest game they play in DC.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 10:33 AM (5BSKN)

294 He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979.

Why didn't George Clinton just rescue him with the Mothership?

Posted by: azjaeger at June 15, 2023 10:33 AM (3/XaG)

295 Whoopi and Vanna in the same frame would be like matter and antimatter colliding. It could destroy the universe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:33 AM (gynKe)

296 PRO TIP: Never give a loaded gun to a guy wearing glasses that look like the bottom of Coke bottles.
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And buckteeth! [If Bugs Bunny wasn't lying to me.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:33 AM (Vwz3I)

297 PRO TIP: Never give a loaded gun to a guy wearing glasses that look like the bottom of Coke bottles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (s12c9)

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This is so triggering that I can't even ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:34 AM (+z+6a)

298 Eeesh, that's a weird painting.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2023 10:34 AM (mo/0F)

299 Thanks to Joeflation, the 50 cent can of soda from back vending machine is now $1.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 10:21 AM (dxtDq)
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Comrade, COMRADE, glorious Uncle Joe has gloriously LOWERED the price from 50 cents to $1. 1 less than 50, da?

Future under glorious Demokrats will be glorious comrade, GLORIOUS!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 15, 2023 10:34 AM (17s+e)

300 Whoopi Goldberg Wants to Host “Wheel of Fortune” After Pat Sajak Retires
_______

Instrad of the "Bankrupt" slot on the wheel, they'll have an "Equity" slot where the white players have to give the black players all of their money.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 10:34 AM (lf83v)

301 Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas) pulled out his glass eye to protest what he thought was poor officiating during a congressional soccer match Tuesday night, despite Republicans’ 4-2 triumph over a team of Democrats.

“The refs have two eyeballs, but they don’t use them, so I’m just going to give them one of mine,” Crenshaw said before tossing the faux eyeball into the winners’ trophy, prompting laughter from teammates Rep. Don Bacon (R-Neb.), Rep. Bryan Steil (R-Wis.), Rep. Garret Graves (R-La.), Rep. David Valadao (R-Calif.) and former Minnesota GOP Rep. Erik Paulsen.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 10:14 AM (RHGPo)
===
Douchebag.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2023 10:34 AM (RIvkX)

302 >>PRO TIP: Never give a loaded gun to a guy wearing glasses that look like the bottom of Coke bottles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Hater.

Posted by: Mike DeWine at June 15, 2023 10:35 AM (9RRW+)

303 This is why I question your sous vide choice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:32 AM (6VKyY)

Do they even have Sous Vide in Alaska?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2023 10:35 AM (ZCCyW)

304 Naked guy on an ottoman is one of my favorite paintings. The feeling of pity it evokes, the desire to console this poor, shattered, defeated man, the sympathy you feel for this dark, unnamed sadness weighing down his crumpled, deflated form to the point where there is simply no struggle left in him. I just want to give the poor bastard a hug and say everything will be OK.

I mean i'd give him a robe or a towel or something first...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 10:35 AM (9UlRk)

305 303 This is why I question your sous vide choice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:32 AM (6VKyY)

Do they even have Sous Vide in Alaska?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2023 10:35 AM (ZCCyW

It's hard to get the water to melt, yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:35 AM (6VKyY)

306 280 Remember...DU assures us any price increases are due to greedy capitalist corporations taking ADVANTAGE of the situation and BLAMING good 'ole Joe as cover for their record profits!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (g+rMQ)

========

Inflation is always and mainly a monetary problem.

Pushing trillions of dollars into the money supply has an effect.

Essentially, we should be burning dollars to get us out of this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

307 Miss Golightly!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:36 AM (gynKe)

308 I'm sure this won't lead to trouble...

Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 16h
NEW - Synthetic human embryos made without eggs or sperm have been created in a "scientific breakthrough."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:36 AM (Vwz3I)

309 Huh, Biden DID say that.

Not surprised.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 10:36 AM (zZu0s)

310 Interesting subject matter. Despite all
his suffering Job persevered. Hopefully this nation will also. God bless America.

Posted by: MIMI at June 15, 2023 10:36 AM (Z0EAI)

311
“Glenda Jackson, two-time Academy Award winning actress and politician, died peacefully at her home in Blackheath London this morning after a brief illness with her family at her side,” agent Lionel Larner told the PA news agency.||

Is "brief illness" the new euphemism for "died suddenly"? Seems like there's a lot of that going around lately . . .

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 15, 2023 10:37 AM (ebhEj)

312 Job needs to stop listening to Karen Carpenter, and eat a sammich or fourteen.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 15, 2023 10:37 AM (ufFY8)

313 NEW - Synthetic human embryos made without eggs or sperm have been created in a "scientific breakthrough."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:36 AM (Vwz3I)

and thus the Clone Army begins.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 10:37 AM (aD39U)

314 I saw this same naked guy on at a bus stop on Central Avenue in Albany last week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 10:37 AM (lf83v)

315 I remember paying less that $2 for a pound of butter. Now its over $3.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 15, 2023 10:37 AM (8kMmX)

316 308 I'm sure this won't lead to trouble...

Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 16h
NEW - Synthetic human embryos made without eggs or sperm have been created in a "scientific breakthrough."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:36 AM (Vwz3I

Ok God, that's your cue...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:37 AM (6VKyY)

317 281 Whoopi Goldberg Wants to Host “Wheel of Fortune” After Pat Sajak Retires
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Well, she probably knows at least 13 of the 26 letters.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM

Fuck that bitch, girlfriends! I should host...I identify as 18 of the letters!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at June 15, 2023 10:37 AM (JCZqz)

318 Did someone say METAL?!?

https://youtu.be/eQX0zdCoAxE

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:38 AM (1Yy3c)

319 Inflation is always and mainly a monetary problem.

Pushing trillions of dollars into the money supply has an effect.

Essentially, we should be burning dollars to get us out of this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

How much of this is actually physical? How much exists in a bank's computer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 10:38 AM (zZu0s)

320 Eyepatch McCain.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:38 AM (Vwz3I)

321 Can this absurd washed up obese celebrity consume an entire aged Dutch Gouda in thirty minutes or less?

Find out tonight on...."Cheese... Wheel ... Of Fortune!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 10:38 AM (9UlRk)

322 191 Tragically, when the Disney contract ended Pinocchio never got another gig in show business and he ended his days getting rejection letters from vaudeville acts and traveling circuses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2023 10:10 AM (s12c9)

In despair, he fell into an industrial wood chipper.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 15, 2023 10:38 AM (7ruhG)

323 This is probably why Gruber took to harassing Bruce Willis.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (H9sxy)

324 I remember paying less that $2 for a pound of butter. Now its over $3.
Posted by: Puddinhead

I remember a four pound pack at Sam's for $7 & change.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (0SXk8)

325 Whoopi Goldberg Wants to Host “Wheel of Fortune” After Pat Sajak Retires

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Well, she probably knows at least 13 of the 26 letters.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:31 AM (FVME7

She would have to stand to host that show. I see that as a problem for her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:33 AM (6VKyY)

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They could have move the locale to Marine World where she'd be able to float in her natural habitat underwater.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (+z+6a)

326 Mmmmm…Gouda

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (gynKe)

327 "She would have to stand to host that show. I see that as a problem for her.
Posted by: AlaBAMA "

She can be the wheel.

Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (iayUP)

328 i don't know any other link shorteners,

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I've been using is.gd

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (ViCCR)

329 Looks like everybody woke up angry this decade.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (RMy83)

330 She would have to stand to host that show. I see that as a problem for her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:33 AM (6VKyY)

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They could have move the locale to Marine World where she'd be able to float in her natural habitat underwater.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (+z+6a

SNORT!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (6VKyY)

331 I'm sure this won't lead to trouble...

Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 16h
NEW - Synthetic human embryos made without eggs or sperm have been created in a "scientific breakthrough."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:36 AM (Vwz3I)

The Blade Runner figure is a go.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (1Yy3c)

332 268 260 A Turkish homeowner chasing his chickens through a hole in his basement

This is such a great sentence..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 10:27 AM (aD39U)

Yes… it is a classic.
Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2023 10:29 AM (PCK5/)

Shortly before, he had been spanking his monkey in his closet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2023 10:40 AM (i9ffA)

333 Give Whoopie a spin!

Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 10:40 AM (iayUP)

334 320 Eyepatch McCain.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 15, 2023 10:38 AM (Vwz3I)

He seems to have virtually disappeared after he dismissed concerns about the J6 guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 10:40 AM (zZu0s)

335 319 How much of this is actually physical? How much exists in a bank's computer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 10:38 AM (zZu0s)

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Probably the vast majority. The Fed should be buying it back and deleting it.

But that would lead to hard times, uncomfortable realities for the ruling powers. So we're going to get half-measures as they hope it fixes itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:40 AM (LvTSG)

336 Nigel Farage Predicts Climate Lockdowns Are Coming: “Mark My Words”

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He's probably right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:40 AM (FVME7)

337 That art is depressing. Makes me want to forget the day and go back to bed.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (t/2Uw)

338 328 i don't know any other link shorteners,

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I've been using is.gd
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (ViCCR)

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I was using tinyurl until it started replacing some of my links with ads. I have no idea why. I started using is.gd which is much lighter than tinyurl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

339 Inflation is always and mainly a monetary problem.

Pushing trillions of dollars into the money supply has an effect.

Essentially, we should be burning dollars to get us out of this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:35 AM

Or, hear me out, we could print MORE money, make everyone millionaires, and help families pay off their debts and make investments in their communities! We'd be, like, the richest nation on the planet!

Posted by: AOC at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (JCZqz)

340 That painting must be before he got the boils all over his body.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (ynpvh)

341 I've been using is.gd
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (ViCCR)

Seems to blacklist a few sites. I have noticed it before. I'll use it and tinyurl in tandem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (zZu0s)

342 I love these shorts.

https://youtube.com/shorts/p0ymV6Fghjg ?feature=share

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (1Yy3c)

343 319 Inflation is always and mainly a monetary problem.

Pushing trillions of dollars into the money supply has an effect.

Essentially, we should be burning dollars to get us out of this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

How much of this is actually physical? How much exists in a bank's computer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 10:38 AM (zZu0s)

Velocity of money had been declining pretty much since the Great Recession, this offset the printing issue.

It actually started going up after Biden took office and is still on an upward trajectory.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (eYoxG)

344 Give Whoopie a spin!

Back off.

Posted by: Ted Danson at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (gynKe)

345 >>333 Give Whoopie a spin!
Posted by: fd

It's like putting a shaft into a rusty bearing. Squeaks a lot - Ted Danzen

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (9RRW+)

346 336 Nigel Farage Predicts Climate Lockdowns Are Coming: “Mark My Words”

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He's probably right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:40 AM (FVME7)

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Well, the attempt will happen.

It'll be funny when California locks down but Florida doesn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

347 I remember paying less that $2 for a pound of butter. Now its over $3.
Posted by: Puddinhead
===

Here in Peoples Democratic Republic of Kalifornia butter is standardly $6/lb. Can find it on sale for $3. This too is coming to a state near you due to the federal guberment adapting Kalifornia standards.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (17s+e)

348 How much of this is actually physical? How much exists in a bank's computer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 10:38 AM (zZu0s)

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This will be the primary pretext for eliminating physical cash and forcing the adoption of a Central Bank Digital Currency -- along with criminalizing all other cryptocurrency.

Chinese Social Credit System 2: No Food For You Boogaloo, Comrade!

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (+z+6a)

349 Our dollars are like Bud Light - no one wants them and they taste like shit cuz their gay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (8kMmX)

350 8 He's trying to remember where he left his pants.

Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 09:32 AM (iayUP)

I've had too many dreams like that. Sitting is a pretty good option.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (ynpvh)

351 -----------

They could have move the locale to Marine World where she'd be able to float in her natural habitat underwater.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:39 AM (+z+6a

I'm offended.

Posted by: Shamu at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

352 Synthetic human embryos were central to the "Brave New World" story, iirc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (MeG8a)

353 339 Or, hear me out, we could print MORE money, make everyone millionaires, and help families pay off their debts and make investments in their communities! We'd be, like, the richest nation on the planet!
Posted by: AOC at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (JCZqz)

=========

"God, she's so dumb, but, you know what? It's an argument for us to have more power. Let's make sure she wins the Senate seat from NY once Schumer ceases to be useful."
-The Establishment

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (LvTSG)

354 349 Our dollars are like Bud Light - no one wants them and they taste like shit cuz their gay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (8kMmX)

Gays stick dollar bills up their asses?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (ynpvh)

355 I love these shorts.

https://youtube.com/shorts/p0ymV6Fghjg ?feature=share
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (1Yy3c)

Linkfail.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

356 NY Post: Archaeologists discover 6-inch stone penis used in medieval times

https://tinyurl.com/ycxspjp8

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:43 AM (1Yy3c)

357
Gays stick dollar bills up their asses?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (ynpvh)

Magnetic strip reader in the buttcrack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

358 Linkfail.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

Take out the space before the question mark. :B

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:44 AM (1Yy3c)

359 Due to man made global warming the elk and deer herds in Wyoming have been decimated this last winter... I guess because snow is now a thing of the past or something.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 15, 2023 10:44 AM (17s+e)

360 Nigel Farage Predicts Climate Lockdowns Are Coming: “Mark My Words”

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He's probably right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 10:40 AM (FVME7)

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And if they cancel national elections as a result, who would stop them?

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:44 AM (+z+6a)

361 345 >>333 Give Whoopie a spin!
Posted by: fd

It's like putting a shaft into a rusty bearing. Squeaks a lot - Ted Danzen

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (9RRW+)

それは間違った穴です！
--Japanese whore to American politician

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:44 AM (ynpvh)

362 6 ", must have been in Asia.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 15, 2023 10:45 AM (RMy83)

363 "God, she's so dumb, but, you know what? It's an argument for us to have more power. Let's make sure she wins the Senate seat from NY once Schumer ceases to be useful."
-The Establishment
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM

She's a sellout and a traitor! Printing more money isn't the solution...it's not economic justice unless we TAKE all the money from the millionaires and billionaires!

Posted by: The never-satisfied MORE progressive Left at June 15, 2023 10:45 AM (JCZqz)

364 352 Synthetic human embryos were central to the "Brave New World" story, iirc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 15, 2023 10:42 AM (MeG8a)

But not because people had synthetic dicks and vaginas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:46 AM (ynpvh)

365
Take out the space before the question mark. :B
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:44 AM (1Yy3c)

Ugh.

If you right click the video and choose "Copy video URL" it gives you the shortened link to paste and pixy won't hate you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

366 Gruber was committed to communism to promote it or to fight it?

Either way, that painting is not something I enjoy. It only evokes repulsion.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 10:46 AM (DcKNO)

367 Test

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:46 AM (gynKe)

368 249 Hypersonic interceptor?

Remember those oh so smart Democrats said the Patriot system couldn't work.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 10:24 AM (dxtDq

And Spartan could never get within nuclear effects radius of an incoming warhead.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 15, 2023 10:47 AM (7ruhG)

369 I love these shorts.

https://youtube.com/shorts/p0ymV6Fghjg ?feature=share

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:41 AM (1Yy3c)

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I was expecting a Mannix babe.

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:47 AM (+z+6a)

370 And if they cancel national elections as a result, who would stop them?
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:44 AM (+z+6a)

The last time Parliament canceled elections to stay in power, it took a Cromwell to toss them out. I suppose the same will be required this time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2023 10:47 AM (i9ffA)

371 356 NY Post: Archaeologists discover 6-inch stone penis used in medieval times

https://tinyurl.com/ycxspjp8

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:43 AM (1Yy3c)

Doppelwanger. LOL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:47 AM (ynpvh)

372 352 Synthetic human embryos were central to the "Brave New World" story, iirc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour
==

Correct. It used to be that it would either be a Huxley future or an Orwell future. Turns out it is going to be both. WINNING!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 15, 2023 10:48 AM (17s+e)

373 26 Seriously, this some grim stuff. Time to go do the crossword puzzle.

Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 09:34 AM (geLO

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AoS has crossword puzzles? Nobody told me. Can I sue? (favorite American pastime).

Posted by: Ciampino -- Who do you think you are, some kind of pentagon of virtue? at June 15, 2023 10:48 AM (qfLjt)

374 Why the sword sharpener was shaped like a shlong is “difficult to understand,” per Peña-Pascual, who believes that the structure in which it was found could provide insight.

Not really. The guy they gave it to was a real dick.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:48 AM (ynpvh)

375 The last time Parliament canceled elections to stay in power, it took a Cromwell to toss them out. I suppose the same will be required this time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2023 10:47 AM (i9ffA)

Looked at another way, it took Parliament canceling elections to get a Cromwell to toss them out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 10:48 AM (9UlRk)

376 Gays stick dollar bills up their asses?

Only way their boyfriends will ever come into money.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 15, 2023 10:48 AM (Bd6X8)

377 NY Post: Archaeologists discover 6-inch stone penis used in medieval times

https://tinyurl.com/ycxspjp8

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:43 AM (1Yy3c)

This is why women make bad carpenters. They've been told for centuries that "this" is 6 inches.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

378 CBD = Cesare Borgia’s Dildo?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:49 AM (gynKe)

379 Excellent thread from a former federal prosecutor about the Trump indictment. Short version, it's all political bullshit.

https://tinyurl.com/46m8zu94

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2023 10:49 AM (ZLI7S)

380 360 Nigel Farage Predicts Climate Lockdowns Are Coming: “Mark My Words”
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And if they cancel national elections as a result, who would stop them?
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:44 AM

Traditionally, the military is the last bastion to protect Democracy, overthrowing dictators and tyrants, and installing a caretaker government until new elections can be held. Except:

A: the military often doesn't want to relinquish power after attaining it, or

B: the elected leader corrupts the military to back his power grab

Weird how the Left is suddenly so pro-military, and installing all sorts of non-traditional leaders (both in uniform and civilian positions).

Posted by: Military Moron at June 15, 2023 10:50 AM (JCZqz)

381 J-O-B?
That SanFran/Denver/NYC crackhead should go look for one.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 15, 2023 10:50 AM (/BBNv)

382 J-O-B?
That SanFran/Denver/NYC crackhead should go look for one.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 15, 2023 10:50 AM (/BBNv)

They don't have to. As was linked yesterday, they get free food, phones, clothing and shelter in Los Angeles. Why WOULDN'T they stay homeless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

383 379 Excellent thread from a former federal prosecutor about the Trump indictment. Short version, it's all political bullshit.

https://tinyurl.com/46m8zu94

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2023 10:49 AM (ZLI7S)

Vid linked a few days ago, lawyer explained how it violated article II of the Constitution, the Presidential Records Act, Stare decisis (from Clinton case), and the 1, 5, and 6th Amendments.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:52 AM (ynpvh)

384 49 At the risk of sounding pedantic, the pronunciation of his name rhymes with "robe."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 15, 2023 09:38 AM (DhOHl)
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What, Gruber? So it's Grobe?

Posted by: Ciampino --- Who do you think you are, some kind of pentagon of virtue? at June 15, 2023 10:52 AM (qfLjt)

385 Only way their boyfriends will ever come into money.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 15, 2023 10:48 AM (Bd6X

Hard lol

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 10:52 AM (9UlRk)

386 383 Vid linked a few days ago, lawyer explained how it violated article II of the Constitution, the Presidential Records Act, Stare decisis (from Clinton case), and the 1, 5, and 6th Amendments.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:52 AM (ynpvh)

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Gosh, I wish Trump would stop creating this drama by following the rules.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

387
Vid linked a few days ago, lawyer explained how it violated article II of the Constitution, the Presidential Records Act, Stare decisis (from Clinton case), and the 1, 5, and 6th Amendments.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:52 AM (ynpvh)

"So?"

- - - - Merrick Garland, Wiping His Ass With The Constitution

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

388 >>Vid linked a few days ago, lawyer explained how it violated article II of the Constitution, the Presidential Records Act, Stare decisis (from Clinton case), and the 1, 5, and 6th Amendments.

The left know they have no real case. They are just hoping to damage Trump politically (not working) and provide cover for the revelations coming out about the Biden crime family (working so far).

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2023 10:54 AM (ZLI7S)

389 >>NEW - Synthetic human embryos made without eggs or sperm have been created in a "scientific breakthrough."

More ghoulish tinkering in China?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2023 10:54 AM (mo/0F)

390 Vid linked a few days ago, lawyer explained how it violated article II of the Constitution, the Presidential Records Act, Stare decisis (from Clinton case), and the 1, 5, and 6th Amendments.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:52 AM

Yes, but...Orange Man bad, so...guilty. Even if overturned on appeal, hopefully we'll stop him from being President again and scare off other outsiders from ever trying to attain elected office ever again.

Posted by: Liberal Prosecutor and Blue-City Jury railroading at June 15, 2023 10:54 AM (JCZqz)

391 384 49 At the risk of sounding pedantic, the pronunciation of his name rhymes with "robe."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 15, 2023 09:38 AM (DhOHl)
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What, Gruber? So it's Grobe?

Posted by: Ciampino --- Who do you think you are, some kind of pentagon of virtue? at June 15, 2023 10:52 AM (qfLjt)

Groß?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:55 AM (ynpvh)

392 Gomer: “Gruber says ‘Hey’!”

Andy: “‘Hey’ to Gruber!”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 10:55 AM (gynKe)

393 Miami Mayor Francis Suarez Files Paperwork to Enter 2024 GOP Field

https://tinyurl.com/2p8nvmyv

Via Ed Driscoll at Insty.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:55 AM (1Yy3c)

394 A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.
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That's a zoning violation

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 10:55 AM (c6ZL1)

395 Miami Mayor Francis Suarez Files Paperwork to Enter 2024 GOP Field

https://tinyurl.com/2p8nvmyv

Via Ed Driscoll at Insty.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:55 AM (1Yy3c)

Who?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

396 I have no patience for this painting.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:56 AM (+z+6a)

397 Ah, no:

Scientists from the University of Cambridge have created model embryos from mouse stem cells that form a brain, a beating heart, and the foundations of all the other organs of the body. It represents a new avenue for recreating the first stages of life.

The team of researchers, led by Professor Magdalena Zernicka-Goetz, developed the embryo model without eggs or sperm. Instead, they used stem cells – the body’s master cells, which can develop into almost any cell type in the body.

This will not end well.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2023 10:56 AM (mo/0F)

398 A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.
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That's a zoning violation
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 10:55 AM (c6ZL1)

Wouldn't that require a hole in the floor?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

399 Job, or Portrait of a Writer and Rejection Letter....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 15, 2023 10:56 AM (Angsy)

400 395 Who?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

========

A guy who sees a field without a Trump killer, hoping to make enough news headlines to raise high six figures, maybe even low seven figures, from desperate GOPe donors, and then save it in his "war chest" when he drops out before Iowa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

401 I suspect there is some sort of symbolism at play here.

Posted by: Javems at June 15, 2023 10:57 AM (AmoqO)

402 401 I suspect there is some sort of symbolism at play here.
Posted by: Javems at June 15, 2023 10:57 AM (AmoqO)

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Job is Carthage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

403 Fuck it, if that guy can run so can I.

I'm officially announcing my campaign to run for President in 2024.

"Vote Robert Because Why The Fuck Not?"

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 10:57 AM (1Yy3c)

404 394 A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.
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That's a zoning violation
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 10:55 AM

Time to SERIOUSLY jack up his property taxes...and fine him for not declaring it for so long.

Posted by: County Commission at June 15, 2023 10:57 AM (JCZqz)

405 390 Vid linked a few days ago, lawyer explained how it violated article II of the Constitution, the Presidential Records Act, Stare decisis (from Clinton case), and the 1, 5, and 6th Amendments.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:52 AM

Yes, but...Orange Man bad, so...guilty. Even if overturned on appeal, hopefully we'll stop him from being President again and scare off other outsiders from ever trying to attain elected office ever again.

Posted by: Liberal Prosecutor and Blue-City Jury railroading at June 15, 2023 10:54 AM (JCZqz)

DC needs the Carthage treament, stat!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:57 AM (ynpvh)

406 This will not end well.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2023 10:56 AM (mo/0F)

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Out: Gain-of-Function research.
In: Gods-of-Destruction research.

[The Matrix was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:58 AM (+z+6a)

407 have no patience for this painting.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 10:56 AM (+z+6a)

Shain I think you kept missing me yesterday. I was trying desperately to add one last element to our conversation.

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 10:58 AM (c6ZL1)

408 394 A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.
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That's a zoning violation

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 10:55 AM (c6ZL1)

I think that was in Turkey. Capadocia.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 10:58 AM (ynpvh)

409 62 CBD contemplates yet another circulator pump failure

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2023 09:37 AM (WGUfL)

I got a bid from a very good plumbing company that specializes in radiant/hydronic heat. A permanent fix...for the price of a used car.

Sorry, but I'll keep swapping pumps forever.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2023 09:41 AM (ZCCyW)
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A used Lada or a used BMW 730?
(Note: the Lada with rear-window defroster costs more but is worth it in winter, to keep the hands warm while pushing.)

Posted by: Ciampino - This is unparalyzed in the State's history. at June 15, 2023 10:58 AM (qfLjt)

410 I suspect there is some sort of symbolism at play here.
Posted by: Javems at June 15, 2023 10:57 AM (AmoqO)

"God's a DICK!"

- - - - Paul Pelosi

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

411 >>A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people

All hail J!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2023 10:59 AM (ZLI7S)

412 Big news, y’all! "We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean“ - President Biden.

Posted by: Piper at June 15, 2023 10:59 AM (ZdaMQ)

413 >>All hail J!

Heh, thought of that movie, too

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2023 10:59 AM (mo/0F)

414 No rich Corinthian leather for him!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 15, 2023 11:00 AM (a3Q+t)

415 freebeacon:

ESG ratings are supposed to guide investors, and their money, toward ethical enterprises. But Big Tobacco has lapped Tesla in the ESG ratings race more than once: Sustainalytics, a widely used ESG ratings tool, gives Tesla a worse score than Altria, one of the largest tobacco producers in the world. And the London Stock Exchange gives British American Tobacco an ESG score of 94—the third highest of any company on the exchange's top share index—while Tesla earns a middling 65.

How could cigarettes, which kill over eight million people each year, be deemed a more ethical investment than electric cars? It may have something to do with the tobacco industry's embrace of corporate progressivism.

Companies like Altria have gone out of their way to emphasize the diversity of their corporate boards and the breadth of their social justice initiatives, from funding minority businesses to promoting transgender women in sports. But Tesla, whose executives are overwhelmingly white men, has resisted that bandwagon, going so far as to fire its top LGBT diversity officer last year.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2023 11:00 AM (RHGPo)

416 Monkey is 30 seconds late.

Probably dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 11:00 AM (LvTSG)

417 394 A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.
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That's a zoning violation
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 10:55 AM (c6ZL1)

That's Cappadocia. I remember reading that a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2023 11:01 AM (zZu0s)

418 Turkish readers of the Book Thread have to wear Pontus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 11:01 AM (gynKe)

419 Munkey is nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2023 11:02 AM (Wnv9h)

420 A man knocked down a wall in his basement. He found an abandoned underground city that was once home to 20,000 people.

Do not awaken the Balrog.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 11:02 AM (aD39U)

421 Nood

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 15, 2023 11:02 AM (gf7Ez)

422 Turkish readers of the Book Thread have to wear Pontus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 11:01 AM (gynKe)

And if you don't Bythinia won't be fitting into 'em

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 11:03 AM (9UlRk)

423 Monkey is 30 seconds late.

Probably dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 11:00 AM (LvTSG)

Or shocked.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2023 11:03 AM (AW0uW)

424 Extraterrestrials - If so, they don't want us. If not, we're simply being distracted until 'they' (not extraterrestrials) decide to demonstrate weaponry - to zap an area & its residents out of existence - has been very finely tuned.

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us, only sky
Imagine all the people
Livin' for today
Ah
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Livin' life in peace
You
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Posted by: L - very tired at June 15, 2023 11:09 AM (GshMh)

425 "After tearing up the Constitution and denouncing the colonialist capitalism of the US, a naked CHAZ member is confounded by how to construct a simple gate between two existing buildings.

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