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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/10/23)
GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long-lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colours by now. But, all I see are these green rectangles. ST. FRANCIS: It's the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers 'weeds' and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass. GOD: Grass? But, it's so boring. It's not colorful. It doesn't attract butterflies, birds and bees; only grubs and sod worms. It's sensitive to temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass growing there? ST. FRANCIS: Apparently so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green. They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other plant that crops up in the lawn. GOD: The spring rains and warm weather probably make grass grow really fast. That must make the Suburbanites happy. ST. FRANCIS: Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they cut it-sometimes twice a week. GOD: They cut it? Do they then bale it like hay? ST. FRANCIS: Not exactly, Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags. GOD: They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it? ST. FRANCIS: No, Sir, just the opposite. They pay to throw it away. GOD: Now, let me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will grow. And, when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away? ST. FRANCIS: Yes, Sir. GOD: These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and saves them a lot of work. ST. FRANCIS: You aren't going to believe this, Lord. When the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it, so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it. GOD: What nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn, they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. It's a natural cycle of life. ST. FRANCIS: You better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and pay to have them hauled away. GOD: No! What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter and to keep the soil moist and loose? ST. FRANCIS: After throwing away the leaves, they go out and buy something which they call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves. GOD: And where do they get this mulch? ST. FRANCIS: They cut down trees and grind them up to make the mulch. GOD: Enough! I don't want to think about this anymore. St. Catherine, you're in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight? ST. CATHERINE: 'Dumb and Dumber', Lord. It's a story about.... GOD: Never mind, I think I just heard the whole story from St. Francis.
How to have that adult talk with your significant other.
It’s Okay to Watch Porn With Your Partner if You Both Agree to It The initial conversation might feel awkward, but consent is vital when bringing porn into the bedroom
Saturday's are usually politics free and although the Hodge Twins videos are usually political. This short video isn't. The Hodge Twins crack me up.
I think it's somewhat funny. The Feds don't. Go figure.
A shirtless man is being hunted by authorities after going viral for scaring and chasing away bears at a national park. The unidentified man was filmed harassing bears at Yellowstone National Park in two separate instances. In one video, the man sits inside a vehicle with a Sam Smith song playing in the background and opens the door. Another person is heard telling him to 'leave the door open'.
This story reminds me of this prank which we have previously played here on The ONT. Nothing wrong with reruns.
I never knew cereal had extended family. One learns something new every an ONT is created.
Franken Berry's long-lost cousin, Carmella Creeper, joins Monster Cereals squad For the first time in 35 years, General Mills has added a new monster to the Monster Cereals gang, their first lady one. Carmella Creeper joins Frute Brute, Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Franken Berry, and Yummy Mummy later this year.No Ace, no word of the rebirth of Kaboom.
Pioneering Singer, Songwriter, and Pianist, Ray Charles DiesThe Fabulous and I saw Ray in concert in the late 1980s. I'll never forget how he chewed out one of his horn players (I think it was a trombone player) for an infraction I hadn't noticed. Speaking of top notch musicians laying down the law.
On this day in music, June 10, 2004, singer, songwriter, and pianist Ray Charles died at the age of 73. One of the most influential artists of all time, Charles (also known as “The Genius”pioneered the sound of soul music with his blend of R&B, jazz, blues, and gospel. In the 50s and 60s, Charles broke several glass ceilings as a Black artist, as he found crossover success on the pop charts and fought successfully to gain artistic control over his recordings. A Kennedy Center Honoree and an inaugural inductee of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Charles won 18 Grammys (including a Lifetime Achievement Award and five posthumous awards) and scored countless Top 40 hits, including his signature chart-topper, “Georgia on My Mind.”
30+ charges. He would have won The Genius Award with only a third of those.
ALTOONA, Pa. (WTAJ) — Two kids were abandoned after a police chase in Altoona led to a crash and the dad running from the scene to avoid arrest. Court documents show that Gino Saullo Jr., 31, is facing more than 30 charges, including multiple charges of child endangerment and recklessly endangering another person. The charges stem from a reported high-speed chase around 5 p.m. Monday, June 5. According to the criminal complaint, Altoona police were driving on Plank Road when they saw a gold Ford Explorer — the driver was later identified as Saullo — pause at a red light before running it to turn onto Union Avenue, heading the direction of 6th Avenue. Police activated their lights and siren but Saullo began to speed up, the complaint shows. After allegedly reaching speeds over 80 miles per hour and traveling down various side roads, the chase ended up back on Union Avenue. Police noted that Saullo ran the light at 6th Avenue and tried to run the red light at 7th Avenue. He was then hit by a Jeep in the intersection.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Oddbob at June 10, 2023 09:47 PM (fZTYr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 10, 2023 09:48 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Daryl Hannah at June 10, 2023 09:48 PM (B/X3r)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2023 09:49 PM (B/X3r)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 10, 2023 09:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 09:50 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2023 09:50 PM (B/X3r)
Be happy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 09:50 PM (e+cRb)
Ray's Country album is cool too.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 10, 2023 09:52 PM (BaOn7)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 10, 2023 09:52 PM (fZTYr)
Be happy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 09:50 PM (e+cRb)
My daughter at 4 or 5 sang
Dont care
be happy
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 09:52 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 09:53 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2023 09:55 PM (pidTr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 09:55 PM (e+cRb)
Ain't none of them can hold a candle to Quisp!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2023 09:57 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 10, 2023 09:57 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Gazzer at June 10, 2023 09:57 PM (tBwSE)
Posted by: the antisocial justice beatnik at June 10, 2023 09:57 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 09:58 PM (RIvkX)
Ain't none of them can hold a candle to Quisp!
Posted by: OrangeEnt
So Frute Brute is the tranny?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2023 09:59 PM (pidTr)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at June 10, 2023 09:59 PM (Yftzv)
Posted by: polynikes at June 10, 2023 09:59 PM (YKqKD)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 10, 2023 09:57 PM (89Sog)
I guess I can retire now
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 10:00 PM (e+cRb)
Posted by: Daryl Hannah
I didn't know that character from Total Recall had a name.
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2023 10:00 PM (DgGvY)
A confidential FBI record indicates that Ukrainian oligarch Mykola Zlochevsky, the owner of Burisma, referred to President Joe Biden as the “big guy.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 10:00 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 10:01 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Theodore at June 10, 2023 10:01 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at June 10, 2023 09:59 PM (Yftzv)
I ran out out of chewing gum & bailing twine tonight
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 10:02 PM (e+cRb)
Good joke, and a table worthy of St. Pauli Girls wait-staff. Your disclaimer must have a story attached to it.
Thank you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 10, 2023 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 10:02 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2023 10:02 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 10:00 PM (BRHaw)
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I read "big dummy."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 10, 2023 10:03 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: The Guys at June 10, 2023 10:03 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2023 10:03 PM (pidTr)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (Yftzv)
That joke is great... it's a joke, right. Right?
Hodge Twins are great!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (vfKOf)
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (B/X3r)
Posted by: Your colon at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (V13WU)
I beg you your pardon. That was meant as a compliment.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 10, 2023 10:03 PM (89Sog)
I knew it was
Iif I go I might as well go out on top
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (e+cRb)
now do Medicare and Medicaid!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 10:05 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2023 10:06 PM (pidTr)
———
Quake has entered the chat.
*kicks dirt with giant shoe*
Posted by: Kaboom at June 10, 2023 10:06 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Theodore at June 10, 2023 10:01 PM (pGonq)
Celebrate me home
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 10:07 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (B/X3r)
I voted Quake into the cornfield.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2023 10:08 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Iris at June 10, 2023 10:09 PM (foa6+)
That joke is great... it's a joke, right. Right?
Hodge Twins are great!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (vfKOf)
Joke?
I think it was
My cabin yard was one earlier today
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 10:09 PM (e+cRb)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2023 09:59 PM (pidTr)
You'd think so, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Yummy Daddy at June 10, 2023 10:09 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: High tides and green St. Augustine at June 10, 2023 10:09 PM (AiuQB)
I if I go I might as well go out on top
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (e+cRb)
Like Nelson Rockefeller, right?
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2023 10:10 PM (emlEe)
Might's well get started.
*pours bourbon*
ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2023 10:11 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2023 10:11 PM (0hOvj)
I told the Fabulous today as long as I'm alive this yard here will never be given weed & feed
I think the landscape company put too much on at home grass is really brown in areas
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 10:11 PM (e+cRb)
Posted by: Kaboom at June 10, 2023 10:06 PM (nfrXX)
Quit clowning around.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2023 10:11 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Captain Crunch at June 10, 2023 10:12 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2023 10:11 PM (0hOvj)
Grass is also for people to splendor in.
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2023 10:12 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (e+cRb)
Like Nelson Rockefeller, right?
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2023 10:10 PM (emlEe)
I think the Fabulous would shoot me first
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 10:12 PM (e+cRb)
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tell that adult to be very circumspect. VERY
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2023 10:13 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 10:12 PM (e+cRb)
Attica! Attica!
Posted by: Shuck Shuck, Bang at June 10, 2023 10:14 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2023 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2023 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
Love is love.
Posted by: Bluehaired Nosering at June 10, 2023 10:15 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Is Amber Heard socking MisHum?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:15 PM (6BR2/)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:15 PM (6BR2/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2023 10:16 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2023 10
:14 PM (0Htd1)
theys was axing for it
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 10:16 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Disabled elderly pregnant child at June 10, 2023 10:18 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 10:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 10:19 PM (Uv0D2)
https://youtu.be/yP8HGw-q8ic
FrankenBerry was the cereal that originally used a food coloring that couldn't be digested. And so it caused a bit of a freak out for some people when kids started having red poop.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 10, 2023 10:20 PM (uozQN)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 10, 2023 10:20 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2023 10:21 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Your colon
I think Grape Nuts was the cereal that was like eating a bowl of gravel.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2023 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Navin at June 10, 2023 10:21 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Eromero
As we look back, one really has to hand it to the cereal co's to claim that "Sugar Bombs are part of a healthy breakfast!"
That, my friends, was a baller move.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2023 10:21 PM (B/X3r)
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 10:21 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Your colon
I think Grape Nuts was the cereal that was like eating a bowl of gravel.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Colon Blow for the win.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2023 10:22 PM (B/X3r)
That, my friends, was a baller move.
Maybe they were advertising to pancreatic cancer cells.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 10, 2023 10:24 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Howdy at June 10, 2023 10:24 PM (9gf6y)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at June 10, 2023 10:25 PM (iOt02)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Is Amber Heard socking MisHum?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:15 PM (6
Nope
Glad you liked joke
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2023 10:25 PM (e+cRb)
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 10:26 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 10:26 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Buzzion
I made some oven roasted beets. Scared the living daylights out of me the next day. I was sure I had butt cancer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2023 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
Good plan. :-)
Posted by: Iris at June 10, 2023 10:28 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
There is still time to get to Tx in '23!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:28 PM (6BR2/)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, yeah, it's ops at June 10, 2023 10:29 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Eromero
You Sir, are a great American. For me, it's shredded wheat with brown sugar and a pat of real butter - with hot, whole milk of course.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2023 10:29 PM (B/X3r)
Posted by: DB -askew and askance at June 10, 2023 10:29 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
With honey and milk... but, that was a *long* time ago.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:29 PM (6BR2/)
That, my friends, was a baller move.
Posted by: Tonypete
Back then they put "sugar" right in the name, as in Sugar Pops. Then they changed the name to Corn Pops, which sounds so much healthier.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2023 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Of course that doesn't change the fact that Grape Nuts are neither.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 10:30 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 10:31 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Kind of remind me of wild hickory nuts.
~E.G.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:32 PM (6BR2/)
I've seen 'em caught out in a sudden Thunderstorm of Biblical Proportion, with the Cloudburst of The Very Flood Itself, taking out a whole line of 'em on I-45 South.
Drowned Rats.
It was GLORIOUS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2023 10:32 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2023 10:32 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, yeah, it's ops at June 10, 2023 10:33 PM (sJHOI)
There is no "good part" of Isreal. It's all right next to Gaza or the West Bank.
Jeez. They should charge extra for Americans that want to carry a weapon. I'd pay. This sucks.
Posted by: Howdy at June 10, 2023 10:34 PM (9gf6y)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 10, 2023 10:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 10:34 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 10, 2023 10:34 PM (Xrfse)
You're missing out. Roasted beets, especially the golden ones, are absolutely delicious.
Forget that shit in a can.
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2023 10:37 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, yeah, it's ops at June 10, 2023 10:37 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 10, 2023 10:37 PM (8vzCZ)
Posted by: Howdy
They can't trust Americans there are too many that believe that there is a country called Palestine.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:38 PM (6BR2/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2023 09:59 PM (pidTr)
In a manner of speaking, yes.
Fruit Brute was a werewolf.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2023 10:38 PM (QZTwm)
Forget that shit in a can.
Posted by: RickZ
Pickled beets on salad bar salads...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:39 PM (6BR2/)
But you got a cool eraser for your pencil.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, yeah, it's ops at June 10, 2023 10:39 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:38 PM (6BR2/)
I believe in a city called Palestine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 10:40 PM (S6gqv)
I don't particular care for them on their own, but they offer a nice sweetness to a salad.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2023 10:40 PM (QZTwm)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at June 10, 2023 10:40 PM (iOt02)
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 10:41 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Don't go near the water... or drink it!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:43 PM (6BR2/)
Posted by: DB - at June 10, 2023 10:43 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: FINGERS at June 10, 2023 10:43 PM (C8ve7)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, yeah, it's ops at June 10, 2023 10:44 PM (sJHOI)
Parsnips are delicious.
Why they aren't as ubiquitous as the carrot is a mystery to me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2023 10:44 PM (QZTwm)
https://www.gocomics.com/
calvinandhobbes/1986/03/22
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2023 10:44 PM (C0kHf)
Posted by: davidt at June 10, 2023 10:44 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: DB
Kaczynski was brought up already and I don't think anyone wants to think about going on the witness stand against HRC is here tonight.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:45 PM (6BR2/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 10, 2023 10:45 PM (CHHv1)
Crashed UFO recovered by the US military 'distorted space and time,' leaving one investigator 'nauseous and disoriented' when he went in and discovered it was much larger inside than out, attorney for whistleblowers reveals
tinyurl.com/mrj64mfn
Daniel Sheehan says he was told the mind-boggling tale by a whistleblower who allegedly took part in an illegally-undisclosed program retrieving crashed non-human spacecraft – and who has now briefed Senate Intelligence Committee staff.
The attorney told DailyMail.com that one alleged recovery involved a 30ft saucer partially embedded in the earth.
'They tried to hook a bulldozer to it to pull it out. And it pulled out a shape like a pie slice, almost like it was part of the way it was constructed. They had a guy go into it. He got in there, and it was as big as a football stadium. It was freaking him out and started making him feel nauseous, he was so disoriented because it was so gigantic inside.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 10, 2023 10:46 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 10:46 PM (wZD/n)
Posted by: Montec at June 10, 2023 10:46 PM (1Fk2k)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2023 10:46 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 10:47 PM (RIvkX)
Did he find his car keys?
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 10:48 PM (Uv0D2)
Forget that shit in a can.
Posted by: RickZ
I do oven roasted beets, parsnips, carrots, and potatoes all at once. Easy to make.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2023 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 10, 2023 10:48 PM (HlyYF)
Crashed UFO recovered by the US military 'distorted space and time,' leaving one investigator 'nauseous and disoriented' when he went in and discovered it was much larger inside than out, attorney for whistleblowers reveals
tinyurl.com/mrj64mfn
I'm now convinced that all of these stories are not just total bullshit, they're part of a government plan to try to get people to START to believe in UFO's. Who the hell knows why or what kind of crackbrain plan this is.
Stupid people will believe anything they're told.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
Probably just a standard reaction to losing the reference of the Earth's magnetic field suddenly when crossing a dimensional threshold.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 10, 2023 10:51 PM (Bd6X8)
Liked Cap'n Crunch as a kid- had the treasure chest cereal bowl and everything.
Now when I buy cereal, it's Cheerios.
Posted by: DB - at June 10, 2023 10:52 PM (geLO8)
I thought the Carmel market was on the California coast.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 10:52 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: DB -askew and askance at June 10, 2023 10:29 PM (geLO
When the Coast Guard rescues them, they are going to have a Hell of a bill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 10:52 PM (wZD/n)
Posted by: The Paolo at June 10, 2023 10:52 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: The Paolo at June 10, 2023 10:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: DB - at June 10, 2023 10:54 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2023 10:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2023 10:55 PM (q42YH)
Posted by: DB
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That's a doomed relationship, methinks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2023 10:56 PM (q42YH)
'Cause even the ET's know better than to go into our cities?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 10, 2023 10:56 PM (Bd6X8)
Or so I have heard.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2023 10:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2023 10:55 PM (q42YH)
When the Navy is maneuvering at sea, you get Fleet Wakes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 10:57 PM (wZD/n)
Or so I have heard.
Posted by: Piper
Wow!
They're that loud?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2023 10:58 PM (6BR2/)
I have surmised they are designed to appeal to conspiracy theorists that are actually causing the government quite a bit of grief at the moment with truths about COVID, Russia, Biden, etc.
Send them off on the scent of a non-existent rabbit and perhaps they will stop exposing the truth in other areas.
Likewise, just as with Tucker's first Twitter episode, they can be mixed in with actual information to make the dissident thinker sound like a kook. Tucker went from sounding truth and serious skepticism to ranting about UFOs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2023 10:58 PM (QZTwm)
Stupid people will believe anything they're told.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
Aliens have told us they'll destroy the planet if you don't give up your liberty! Trust us!
Posted by: The UN at June 10, 2023 10:58 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2023 10:59 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 10:59 PM (S6gqv)
What kind of bird looks like a skinny brown sparrow but has a red head? Some sort of Finch? Commie infiltrating face spider in a bird suit? One just dropped into the garden fountain for a drink. Or it was poisoning the bird bath... Damn commies...
Posted by: Uvula Grande at June 10, 2023 11:04 PM (ADnBt)
Posted by: Karen, still wearing a mask at June 10, 2023 11:05 PM (DhOHl)
That's what a little voice in the back of my head is telling me about this "disclosure" stuff. It will be something like, "the aliens have confirmed we're destroying our planet. You must give up your freedom, own nothing, eat bugs, and live in pods."
Posted by: Dr. Quincy, ME at June 10, 2023 11:05 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2023 11:05 PM (63Dwl)
Stupid people will believe anything they're told.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
Aliens have told us they'll destroy the planet if you don't give up your liberty! Trust us!
Posted by: The UN
Aliens have also told us that you must eat ze bugs and live in ze pods. Be a Gude Global Citizen and save the Earf! (creepy smile)
Posted by: Klaus Schwaub, not a Bond Villian at June 10, 2023 11:05 PM (LUyqH)
Re the inside of the craft greater volume than the outside. I remember that from an Art Bell show many moons ago, back in the late '90s in his heyday.
Another one from that same show, IIRC, was the claim of discovering "parts" that were "inertially linked" you might call it. Discrete pieces, parts of some sort. There was space between them, and you could move anything in that space, yet attempting to move one would move all the other pieces together.
Posted by: Dr. Quincy, ME at June 10, 2023 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2023 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Quincy sock off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 10, 2023 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)
==
get a mac
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2023 11:09 PM (V13WU)
What kind of bird looks like a skinny brown sparrow but has a red head? Some sort of Finch? Commie infiltrating face spider in a bird suit? One just dropped into the garden fountain for a drink. Or it was poisoning the bird bath... Damn commies...
Posted by: Uvula Grande at June 10, 2023 11:04 PM
Probably a male house finch. Good pics on internet to check.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 10, 2023 11:09 PM (HlyYF)
-
Are you unaware that Fox, particularly, but not only, through his show, has been pushing UFO stuff for years? A lot was hype for the History channel's Unidentified, but some, like a story about female abductees being impregnated, which ran on Special Report, were not.
There's a story here, even if it's just that one faction of the federal government is pushing the info into the public consciousness. Beyond the usual UFO community which is pretty left wing.
Posted by: Methos at June 10, 2023 11:10 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
Which is what they did in the 40s-60s to cover up experimental aircraft from us and the Soviets. So what do the Chinese have that the US government doesn't want us panicking about?
Posted by: pookysgirl, all's well that Roswell at June 10, 2023 11:10 PM (dtlDP)
You are soooo close to rural utopia. The weeds get knocked down by the truck where you park next to the trailer house.
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at June 10, 2023 11:12 PM (iOt02)
==
Spy Balloons.
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2023 11:12 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Methos at June 10, 2023 11:12 PM (kOpft)
So what do the Chinese have that the US government doesn't want us panicking about?
Posted by: pookysgirl, all's well that Roswell
It is BALLOON!
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at June 10, 2023 11:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Montec
That's fairly normal lawn care in West PA.
Posted by: Klaus Schwaub, not a Bond Villian at June 10, 2023 11:13 PM (LUyqH)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2023 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Hiren's Boot Disk.
Download it for free from the 'net, copy it to a DVD or thumb drive, and boot the laptop off that. Then you can explore the laptop's hard drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 11:13 PM (wZD/n)
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 10, 2023 11:13 PM (LUyqH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2023 11:14 PM (u73oe)
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
There's another photo update #79 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
(not streaming tonight)
Posted by: Ciampino - The unkindest cut of all at June 10, 2023 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Methos at June 10, 2023 11:12 PM (kOpft)
Well, that too. After all, look what kind of deviants seem to be running the world now. I think quite a few have wholly given themselves over to the old ones.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2023 11:18 PM (Angsy)
Have not read content, will work on that now.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2023 11:19 PM (a4EWo)
But if some GloboHomoEuroFag tells me that aliens want me to eat bugs, he can eat shit and die.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 11:20 PM (wZD/n)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Well, they would if those idiots didn't dig random holes all over the island. That society is probably under water by now. Poor aliens. Done in by reality show greed.
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 10, 2023 11:21 PM (LUyqH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2023 11:21 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: DB - at June 10, 2023 11:22 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 10, 2023 11:22 PM (LUyqH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2023 11:22 PM (dKC/s)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2023 11:22 PM (a4EWo)
Johnette had some amazing pipes. Great song.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2023 11:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2023 11:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: davidt at June 10, 2023 10:44 PM (SYTee)
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They were the California Raisins right?
Posted by: Ciampino - The unkindest cut of all at June 10, 2023 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2023 11:26 PM (U2p+3)
They're all over the place here right now (Shenandoah Valley)
Posted by: barbarausa at June 10, 2023 11:26 PM (uAuXI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Not sure I'd know what I'm doing even if I could boot from that.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2023 11:29 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Yes indeed, there was. Mid 50s. Used to watch it in syndication when I was growing up. Usually Sunday afternoons post football season. All in its cheaply made, black and white glory!
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 10, 2023 11:30 PM (LUyqH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2023 11:31 PM (U2p+3)
Cereal Killers.
Posted by: davidt
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They were the California Raisins right?
Posted by: Ciampino - The unkindest cut of all
They were ahead of their time. Transitioned from grapes to raisins.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2023 11:31 PM (63Dwl)
Goes to IMdB and it's about the Flash Gordon TV show, mid 50s ear. Attempts were made of others. In the 70s and maybe 90s or 00s, can't remember.
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 10, 2023 11:32 PM (LUyqH)
Grass is also for people to splendor in.
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2023 10:12 PM (emlEe)
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I did like that movie. Had my favorite, Natalie Wood.
Posted by: Ciampino --- The unkindest cut of all at June 10, 2023 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2023 11:33 PM (63Dwl)
SEAGULLLS,PELICANS and
SANDPIPERS with LIGHTSABERS
the beach will be a dangerous spot
and no shark will be safe
they will stay away from the beach
becuase the birds are
confirmed jedi??!
Posted by: feather at June 10, 2023 11:34 PM (oTHCN)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2023 11:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2023 11:29 PM (KAi1n)
There are instructions at the site. It's not hard. There are data recovery utilities, and disc scanners included in the disk. Think of it as a tool kit to fix an ailing PC.
I am in no way a computer guru, just a user, but that disc has saved my butt several times. I always packed a copy with me when I took my computer to wellsite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 11:38 PM (wZD/n)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2023 11:39 PM (dKC/s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2023 11:40 PM (U2p+3)
Oil is not a fossel fuel
its still down there
and we will never
run out of oil
we just need a few polticians
who are not under the control of
GREENPEACE and the rest of the eco-freaks?!
Posted by: feather at June 10, 2023 11:40 PM (oTHCN)
Love is love.
Posted by: Bluehaired Nosering at June 10, 2023 10:15 PM (aD39U)
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https://youtu.be/DKo9ok2829M
Posted by: Ciampino - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity! at June 10, 2023 11:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Yes indeed, there was. Mid 50s. Used to watch it in syndication when I was growing up. Usually Sunday afternoons post football season. All in its cheaply made, black and white glory!
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 10, 2023 11:30 PM (LUyqH)
There was also a series on syfy around 2010. The movie Flash Gordon has appeared on a couple based YouTube channels, Nina Infinity and Cecil Says.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 10, 2023 11:43 PM (uozQN)
i mean its like when the did version of
TOM SAWYER AND HUCK FINN
they were calling INJIN JOE
get this CRAZY JOE
Posted by: feather at June 10, 2023 11:44 PM (oTHCN)
https://tinyurl.com/3mf5w2f4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 11:46 PM (wZD/n)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2023 11:48 PM (63Dwl)
its still down there
and we will never
run out of oil
we just need a few polticians
who are not under the control of
GREENPEACE and the rest of the eco-freaks?!
Posted by: feather at June 10, 2023 11:40 PM (oTHCN)
Well, oil is a fossil fuel, by definition, but I agree 100% with all the rest of your rant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 11:48 PM (wZD/n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2023 11:49 PM (a4EWo)
the 60s sci fi series
VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
was about a form of global warming
cuased by a meteor storm igniting the
VAN ALEIN RADIATION BELT
in other words a natural cuased
GLOBAL WARMING
get that?
MY GOD THE SKIES ON FIRE?!
Posted by: feather at June 10, 2023 11:49 PM (oTHCN)
If I were a normal gay person who goes to work, pays taxes and lives a normal life, I’d be kinda pissed.
Posted by: Montec at June 10, 2023 11:50 PM (1Fk2k)
Posted by: Long winded teller of Tales at June 10, 2023 11:51 PM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 11:51 PM (DhOHl)
GLOBAL WARMING hogwash
thats why hollywood
went and made that stupid
KEVIN KOSNER turkey WATERWORLD
with kosner swam like a idiot???
Posted by: feather at June 10, 2023 11:52 PM (oTHCN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2023 11:48 PM (63Dwl)
I'm watching Daniel Boon with Fess Parker and Ed Ames (Mingo). It's on YouTube and no discernible editing. Boon's annoying son packs a musket occasionally and even points it a a British officer who is up to know good.
Great family values even if the same lake is a different place each episode.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 10, 2023 11:52 PM (8vzCZ)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 10, 2023 11:54 PM (8vzCZ)
My cousin, who has some some better photographic equipment that I do, nothing all that fancy, got hot for Venus this time around as well.
Tonight he was happy as a lark -- he managed to get a shot of Venus showing it not as a point, but clearly could see it's about half phase (46%).
Come late June and early July, he's hoping to get a nice shot of Venus as a large crescent. Some time around max brightness on July 7th, you'll be able to see Venus as a crescent even with decent binoculars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 10, 2023 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2023 11:55 PM (KAi1n)
https://youtu.be/eN_SzObr1Ug
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
The best sailing Shoes are actually bare feet
Posted by: Miklos of Great Knowledges at June 10, 2023 11:55 PM (hvTVk)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2023 11:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Miklos of Great Knowledges at June 10, 2023 11:55 PM (hvTVk)
215 Second coolest was Lowell George.
https://tinyurl.com/36ts7v6w
Posted by: JackStraw
Authenify and testify
Posted by: Miklos and JackStraw might agree at June 10, 2023 11:57 PM (hvTVk)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2023 11:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Miklos of Great Knowledges at June 10, 2023 11:55 PM (hvTVk)
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Okay Aeneas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2023 11:58 PM (s12c9)
Some years ago I was sitting with a colleague at a sidewalk cafe on Miami Beach. An absolute screaming mincing caricature of everything homosexual wandered by.
My acquaintance, who was gay, commented " I'm gay but that guy is a faggot" and we had a very interesting conversation about how the " mainstream " gay community views and angrily resents, the freaks.
His main point was that he had spent his entire adult life fighting for acceptance and felt that he finally had that and was worried that the freaks were going to destroy it.
And they have.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 10, 2023 11:58 PM (ADnBt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2023 11:59 PM (63Dwl)
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They have. Congratulations.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2023 12:00 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Odysseus, as translated by Miklosouos at June 11, 2023 12:00 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2023 12:00 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2023 11:55 PM (KAi1n)
I think you have to download the .iso file, and use your CD burner utility to write it to a thumb drive. You can tell your laptop to change boot priority to boot off the thumb drive first. Watch it as it tries to boot; at some point the screen will flash "Hit __key to enter BIOS edit function". One of the BIOS commands is boot sequence. You use the arrow keys to scroll through the menus, the BIOS editor does not recognize a mouse or touchpad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2023 12:00 AM (wZD/n)
and orders a hamberger
after its done
it take out a gun
and shots the waiter
as the panda walks out
the manager says
WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
the panda say
LOOK IT UP
IN THE ENCYCLAPEDIA
when the manager gets home
he loks up pandas
in the encyclapedia
PANDA
A LARGE BLACK AND WHITE ANIMAL
FROM CHINA
EATS SHOOTS LEAVES?????
Posted by: feather at June 11, 2023 12:01 AM (oTHCN)
And they have.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer
As a young idiot Kollidge Kid in New Orleans, I had friends who were Happy and Homo. The French Quarter was full of such, and Laissez faire.
My first introduction to Practical Economics.
You no want? More for me.
Girls, oysters, okra....
Posted by: Practical Miklos at June 11, 2023 12:06 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2023 12:06 AM (wZD/n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2023 12:07 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: feather at June 11, 2023 12:07 AM (oTHCN)
And they have.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer
So, when are the "normal gays" going to say ENOUGH.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2023 12:08 AM (U2p+3)
A pawnda.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Three red balls means either a pawn shop, or a liiker store.
Posted by: Miklos is under the Rules of La carolina del Sur at June 11, 2023 12:10 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2023 12:10 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2023 12:11 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2023 12:11 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nurse ratched
My recollection is that homo guys despise lesbians.
Ask them, not me.
Posted by: Unfunded Research projects at June 11, 2023 12:13 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: feather at June 11, 2023 12:13 AM (oTHCN)
Posted by: W. C. "Miklos" Fields at June 11, 2023 12:13 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Officer of the Deck at June 11, 2023 12:15 AM (hvTVk)
we don't like the girls that act like the boys we
could never be
in our dreams
Posted by: feather at June 11, 2023 12:17 AM (oTHCN)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 11, 2023 12:17 AM (k1Qly)
*modified by Miklos*
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Posted by: Miklos (ed.) at June 11, 2023 12:24 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2023 12:25 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Montec at June 11, 2023 12:25 AM (1Fk2k)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2023 12:26 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Miklos sees apparent Athletic Truth at June 11, 2023 12:27 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 11, 2023 12:27 AM (3cGpq)
Ten years ago this was my safe place.
The deams have lost
their minds and
their own confedence
Posted by: feather at June 11, 2023 12:29 AM (oTHCN)
Posted by: Cicero
You are have Technical Knowledges?
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli and gas Recovery Project at June 11, 2023 12:30 AM (hvTVk)
their minds and
their own confedence
Posted by: feather
Your time here is not done yet, Grasshopper
Posted by: Blind Monk and Haiku Teacher at June 11, 2023 12:31 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 11, 2023 12:31 AM (3cGpq)
Gooder and harder applies here as well.
Posted by: Bete at June 11, 2023 12:31 AM (6JXmM)
Posted by: Cicero
You are have Technical Knowledges?
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli and gas Recovery Project at June 11, 2023 12:30 AM (hvTVk)
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I've emptied a balloon or two in my day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2023 12:33 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Blue oyster Club at June 11, 2023 12:34 AM (6JXmM)
Do gay helium miners wear loafers?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 11, 2023 12:35 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2023 12:33 AM (s12c9)
We used to buy cartons of Whippets (NitrousOxygen laughing gas) at Loubat's in the French Quarter.
Posted by: Miklos makes no moral judgements at June 11, 2023 12:37 AM (hvTVk)
Thank you.
And back when
the enviromentalists wackos
were blaming the mutant frogs
on man made chemicals
it turned out to have been done
by a parasite called
a NEMITODE???!
Posted by: feather at June 11, 2023 12:37 AM (oTHCN)
>>Like duh
I've been told over and over that old white men are the cause of everything from global warming to tooth plaque.
Ok, then fight your own battles, you don't need my help. I'll be over hearing with the BBQ and the beer. Let me know how you make out
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2023 12:38 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Senator Miss Lidsey at June 11, 2023 12:38 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2023 12:39 AM (63Dwl)
Ok, then fight your own battles, you don't need my help. I'll be over hearing with the BBQ and the beer. Let me know how you make out
Posted by: JackStraw
heh.
Apparently you are in charge of my Retirement Strategy.
Posted by: Miklos, whose field of Givafux is uncultivated at June 11, 2023 12:41 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Miklos makes no moral judgements at June 11, 2023 12:37 AM (hvTVk)
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Heh.
Back when I was schlepping Surf N Turf at a joint on Ventura Blvd, the restaurant bought whipped cream by the case. Whenever a new one came in you could never find a busboy.
They were all in the walk-in fridge sucking the nitrous out of the canisters. .
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2023 12:42 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
Unfortunately, all plastic pant pots/headgear is made in China with Toxic Elements.
Posted by: Devolved Miklos at June 11, 2023 12:43 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Stuff Chris Plante sez at June 11, 2023 12:46 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Cicero
Friends wo worked at Shakey's Pizza said that "dough huffing" was a thing.
We waz po
Posted by: UnDevolved Miklos at June 11, 2023 12:46 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2023 12:51 AM (63Dwl)
As Megyn Kelly's hat says, Make Women Female Again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Good thing he wasn't bare-assing hares.
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at June 11, 2023 12:51 AM (wZD/n)
We all saw a guy invade a women's locker room and then win a medal for winning a "women's" race.
One woman protested. One. They should have burned the school to the ground.
Sack up, ladies. This is your fight.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2023 12:52 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Stuff Chris Plante
All women, and all men, are made a man and a woman.
This is the best of my understanding.
For a Certain fee, I will renounce myself and dye my hair purple.
Gotta be serious money though.
Posted by: These are my emorlas at June 11, 2023 12:55 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
GIRRLL POWAH
Posted by: Miklosa, neglected sixth Spice Girl at June 11, 2023 12:57 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2023 12:58 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
Advertorial on the Gorilla Channel
Really the best, that much I can tell you
Posted by: Miklos J. Trump at June 11, 2023 01:02 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Disabled elderly pregnant child at June 10, 2023 10:18 PM (nakGR)
...
You'd think they would come up with one of those generic silhouettes for you guys.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 11, 2023 01:07 AM (JMPQm)
My back is sore from working under the dash in awkward postures.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2023 01:10 AM (wZD/n)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 11, 2023 01:07 AM (JMPQm)
A Biafran kid with a peg leg?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2023 01:11 AM (wZD/n)
Posted by: JEM at June 11, 2023 01:14 AM (8erNz)
You wanted: Paradise by the Dashboard Lights.
You'd settle for: Getting to use the necking knob on the steering wheel while actually necking.
You GOT: A sore back while working under the dashboard lights and
*pours AOP* a double bourbon.
First tunes on that thumb drive OUGHT to be Meatloaf. Poetic justice for the injustice!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 11, 2023 01:15 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: TexasDan
I see dollar signs
Posted by: Miklos and Old mama get unrequested cocid tests that Uncle Sam no doubt pays for at June 11, 2023 01:17 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: JEM at June 11, 2023 01:14 AM (8erNz)
Removing the driver's seat is a major task in its own right. All kinds of wiring, and the bolts going through the floor may be badly rusted and snap off. And the floor is not exactly flat and smooth, if you do get the seat out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2023 01:18 AM (wZD/n)
First tunes on that thumb drive OUGHT to be Meatloaf. Poetic justice for the injustice!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Now see?
We can have nice things.
Posted by: Miklos v. cancer-ass kicked so far at June 11, 2023 01:19 AM (hvTVk)
Posted by: Freinds of the Children, a Non-Profit that pays its CEO well at June 11, 2023 01:22 AM (hvTVk)
Tonight, fer supper, we et some of the first fruit out of the ground here. Some broccoli. Cut three heads late this evening. In the pot less than an hour after cutting. Damned good.
It wasn't as good as this neighbor could grow many moons ago (he's still kicking, but he ain't doing much these days), which was the best I'd ever had.
Knock on wood, I'm gonna have some 4th of July corn.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2023 01:27 AM (wZD/n)
Try being born analog (me) and being dragged kicking and screaming into the digital age to save your chosen career plus just living your life.
This has been an interesting, frequently frustrating journey.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2023 01:28 AM (KATBx)
Knock on wood, I'm gonna have some 4th of July corn.
Posted by: publius, Rascally
NOTE
Publius has a near neighbor who appears to be a psycopath. With lots of big machines.
Posted by: Actual Factual at June 11, 2023 01:31 AM (hvTVk)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2023 01:31 AM (wZD/n)
I wouldn't eat anything he grew. He'd likely poison it. Just for fun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 01:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Navin at June 10, 2023 10:21 PM (SYTee)
LOL.
Not too many of them around.
Benjamin button fit some of those categories as a poor disabled elderly child, but not pregnant, at least when the movie came out in 2008...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 01:34 AM (ynpvh)
I wouldn't eat anything he grew. He'd likely poison it. Just for fun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 01:32 AM (Mzdiz)
The path a psycho takes is a psycho path too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 01:36 AM (ynpvh)
Try being born analog (me) and being dragged kicking and screaming into the digital age to save your chosen career plus just living your life.
This has been an interesting, frequently frustrating journey.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2023 01:28 AM (KATBx)
Analog will come back when the brown-outs and black-outs kill the digital...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 01:37 AM (ynpvh)
This guy Miklos is talking about. If you look at the clinical check boxes for a psychopath, he checks them all. Ding, ding, ding. He rings all the bells.
He's done some thing that have gotten the attention of law enforcement. Big time. He can like without conscious. Under heavy questioning, he doesn't crack. They know he's lying. He knows they know he's lying. But they can't prove it. And he knows it. He doesn't slip up under that kind of pressure.
He hasn't gotten away with everything. His daddy had to spend some real money a time or two to get him out, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 01:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2023 12:26 AM (s12c9)
Vid of inhaling Noble gases:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkVshZgKl5Q
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 01:42 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Your colon at June 10, 2023 10:04 PM (DhOHl)
Was eating a bowl of all-bran about 35 years ago. Ate a couple of spoonfuls, saw a tiny ripple in the milk...took an other couple of bites, another tiny ripple...
Turned out there were little worms in it, and the box had expired 3 years earlier...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 01:50 AM (ynpvh)
It was a damn shame when that Moron guest of yours had a negligent discharge from a precision .308 at a laser-measured 479 yards with an ambient temp of 87f, relative humidty of 71% and barometric pressure of 30.12 millibars, into a quartering, 2mph headwind.
Good thing no one 'round here knows how to resolve that kind of data into a firing solution, along with the ability to make such a NEGLIGENT shot!
Just a damn shame, ain't it?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 11, 2023 01:50 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
This is why I don't eat anything from China.
Posted by: Miklos has been to China and seen the pollution at June 11, 2023 01:54 AM (hvTVk)
What's wrong with me. That should be "lie without conscience".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)
con science! The best way to lie.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 01:55 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
This is why I don't eat anything from China.
Posted by: Miklos has been to China and seen the pollution at June 11, 2023 01:54 AM (hvTVk)
But it has all that extra protein in it...oh, that explained why I needed the transplant...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 01:56 AM (ynpvh)
Thus I will take my analog self to bed.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2023 01:56 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2023 09:59 PM (pidTr)
You'd think so, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Yummy Daddy at June 10, 2023 10:09 PM (Angsy)
Maybe more of a furry.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 01:56 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 01:57 AM (ynpvh)
When this boy was a kid, and on into his teenage years, he used to delight in very clever acts of sabotage. One place he loved to sabotage was the local church. Another neighbor was the janitor at this church of ours. Which meant mechanical man, in charge of the A/C and heat, water system, etc, etc.
When this psycho was a little boy, maybe 10 years old in that range, he did something very clever, the details I forget with the main thermostat for the sanctuary. He was trying to get the T-stat to stick on.
Many incidents like this. He delighted in hearing them talk about the trouble he had caused. The janitor got wise, and suspected him. The next incident, he didn't say a word. Didn't tell anyone about what was done.
The psycho, itching to hear the feedback told on himself by asking about that, "Didn't you say somebody did so-and-so". That proved he was the culprit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 01:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Captain Crunch at June 10, 2023 10:12 PM (aD39U)
You need the sex change first.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 01:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklosius, who studied Latin for five (5) annii at June 11, 2023 01:58 AM (hvTVk)
https://www.gocomics.com/
calvinandhobbes/1986/03/22
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2023 10:44 PM (C0kHf)
I added sugar to my Frosted Flakes as a kid...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2023 02:04 AM (ynpvh)
Let me tell you one he got away with. What kind of stuff he graduated into. He was in his late '30s. Had a little S-10 pickup. He pulls out of somewhere one day, and pulls out in front of this woman driving along. No harm done, just a little close.
It pisses he off. She blows the horn and flips him off. Well, for that, she must die, or close to it, in his mind. A car chase thing happens -- he gets behind her, and actually runs her off the road, driving her into the ditch. I mean he rammed her from behind, then pulled up beside her and just forced her off the road.
He digs off. That was the last anyone saw of that little S-10. He immediately reports it stolen. Cock and bull story about the theft.
To this day, that truck has never been found. Sheriff, knowing who he was, knew it was him. But couldn't prove it.
Even in the heat of that passion of running of her off the road, he had the presence of mind to cover his face so she couldn't identify him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Sheriff questioned him hot and heavy. He didn't crack, and maintained perfect composure the whole time. That case is still open, I think.
He knew that truck had to disappear. He claimed it was stolen. If the truck was found, physical evidence might disprove that no one but him could've been in it. He knew he had to make it disappear. And he did.
What the hell he did with it, I have no clue. They looked. And I mean looked. But they didn't find it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 02:09 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
My I be invited?
I need a place in the Upstate for abut two weekdays
Posted by: Miklos is on a certain case at June 11, 2023 02:11 AM (hvTVk)
You have an open invitation, of course, always. Set up the times with the Lady of the House. She's the Boss.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 02:16 AM (Mzdiz)
There is a fellow who is paralyzed from the waist down due to one of this psycho's similar rampages. He didn't get away with that completely. That cost Daddy some bucks. But he didn't go to jail for it. That cost Daddy some fraction of those bucks.
Daddy had to sell some land to cover it. He repaid Daddy by threatening him with a gun, but I'm not to clear on the details. Daddy is gone now.
His brother is also gone. I wouldn't be surprised if the psycho actually "facilitated" the death of this brother there, but nothing that would amount to any real evidence.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 02:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 11, 2023 02:33 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 11, 2023 02:33 AM (KAi1n
Why get a Dell? Look and see if there is a Microcenter in your city and shop there
Posted by: Buzzion at June 11, 2023 02:41 AM (uozQN)
The time line of the psycho's exploits sort of run together. But he shot a guy and got away with that Scott free. This happened before the running-off-the-road incident. I think.
Real story. Psycho gets in cahoots with a very disreputable character. A redneck type of disreputable character. Psycho is using him to make some bucks he needs -- drug sales, IIRC -- to cover some of his business shortfalls.
Psycho is using him, and shits him over in that deal. The other guy, being a redneck, confronts him in redneck fashion. Direct confrontation late one night. Psycho shoots him.
Psycho claims he was just an innocent guy, and this lunatic comes up and accosts him. He feared for his life, etc.
He got away with it. The other guy lived, patched him up. He told the real story. But again, no proof that Pyscho was lying. The redneck was disreputable, a rap sheet a mile long as they say. His word was nothing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 02:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 11, 2023 02:44 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 11, 2023 02:44 AM (KAi1n)
Too bad. I think Dell has slipped a lot in quality and they have this habit on some builds to use proprietary parts like a strange shape motherboard gamers nexus covered.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 11, 2023 02:47 AM (uozQN)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 11, 2023 02:49 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 11, 2023 02:50 AM (KAi1n)
A customer walks up to the counter and says to the clerk, “I’d like 2 1/2 lbs of Ukrainian sausage please.”
The clerk asks the customer, “Are you Ukrainian?”
Startled, the customer queries the clerk, “If I wanted some Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?”
“No.”, says the clerk.
The customer continues, “If I wanted some Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”
“No.” replies the clerk.
“Well,” the customer finally stated, “It so happens that I’m Ukrainian, but I’m also a little miffed by you asking my ethnicity when I first ordered the sausage.”
“Why did ask me?”
“Because,” explained the clerk, “this is a hardware store.”
Posted by: Speller at June 11, 2023 02:57 AM (pSotA)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 11, 2023 02:57 AM (uozQN)
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3 Excellent Oddboob!!
Posted by: Daryl Hannah
Would you believe…
This caused me to cue up Splash! instead of plunging into comments. We stayed up too late, but I'm glad we watched it. Simple fluffy fun. Hannah was so cute. Hanks was so young. Comic relievers Candy and Levy had some nice serious moments, too. What the doctor ordered for tonight.
Still gut-wrenching to see the NYC skyline shots with the twin towers.
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Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2023 03:26 AM (/xaUq)
The secret of Psycho's "success" as it were, is that he had no conscience. He is unflappable. His IQ is well past genius level. But that alone is not enough.
It's his ability to not "care he's done wrong", and give away tells that is the the armor. He's totally unflappable under hard questioning. He volunteers nothing. He can sit there, under 3rd-degree interrogation, and not flinch at all.
He's one scary dude. He's all about "#1", but his concept of #1 may be a little different than you might think. He values getting back at those who make him mad, more than his own personal success, wealth, etc.
That is, if someone "disses" him, he values fucking that person up more than his own personal wealth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 03:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 03:29 AM (Mzdiz)
... Bale's American Psycho? Or are we talking about a politician?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2023 03:31 AM (/xaUq)
Psychopaths make good politicians. We tend to think of psychos as cold blooded killers. They can be. Some are, and they are damned good. But it's not about that. It's about "#1".
Psychos are all about #1, but it's their own definition of it. They have no conscience, no empathy. For example we're all about "rational self-interest". See Ayn Rand on that. But this thing called "empathy" checks that. We know that we shouldn't fuck someone else over for our own success. We want to get rich, fine, but don't steal from someone else.
Psychopaths don't suffer from such conscience. A non-criminal psychopath makes a risk vs reward calculation, and judges that the risk of criminal behavior is too great for his own success. He will do all sorts of unethical behavior, but won't cross a criminal line. Not because of any conscience, but a purely risk vs,. reward calculation.
Others will cross that line. Because of their own personal sense of value.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 11, 2023 03:53 AM (Mzdiz)
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Posted by: Stephanie Anderson at June 11, 2023 07:23 AM (6qv6g)
I was charged with 186 violations. I made the point of saying to my friend, "Are they TRYING to charge me?" And my friend Thiel, said, "Yeahp." As we sat in my room trying to go to sleep, and basically every single NCO banged on my dorm door like they were my ex girlfriend trying to tell me I got them pregnant, and everytime I would answer the door "Fuck off I'm drunk and sleeping" No shit, me saying "FUCK OFF" is "Disrespect of a superior officer." which is multi charged. I got 3 charges for every NCO I told to fuck off
No shit. 181 charges.
You think I have any respect for criminal charges?
NOPE!
I was DRUNK! a chick who I did not invite into my room, was sucking the dick of a guy I did not invite into room, and I was angry about it, during a typhoon (typhoon tina) but a bunch of try hard NCO's wanted to belittle me, which doesn't work with a chicago boy, and I got courtmartialed.
with 181 charges. No kidding. 181 charges
Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 11, 2023 08:43 AM (gbDsv)
I have no problem with being CM'd, I effed up, but 181 charges? Bullshit. But that's what the CJS does, they charge the people they don't like.
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