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Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/10/23)
Quote I “When the pro-life movement is messaging on protecting children, they are winning. We have to humanize the child in the womb and inform voters what is at stake here.” Matt Carpenter, director of the conservative Family Research Council’s political action group FRC Action
Is the Pro-Life movement willing to accept some form of abortion?
Quote II “People are rightly frustrated about this decision — but as dangerous a precedent it sets for a court to disregard FDA‘s expert judgment regarding a drug’s safety and efficacy, it would also set a dangerous precedent for the administration to disregard a binding decision,” Kamara Jones, acting HHS secretary for public affairs.
Yes Ladies & Gents, she said that with a straight face.
Quote III “If I were more patriotic, I would burn the college’s buildings to the ground,” he threatened in a statement, adding that only the “soft spot in my heart for the students and faculty who remain prevents this.”Aaron Hillegass, founder of the Big Nerd Ranch technology company
I wonder if Harvard and Wharton grad Alissa Heinerscheid drinks any Bud product on a regular basis. Furthermore I wonder if she has any idea who consumes Bud products.
Bud Light's VP says she wanted to update the 'fratty' and 'out of touch' branding with 'inclusivity' days before Dylan Mulvaney's controversial partnership with beer was unveiled
Alissa Heinerscheid spoke on a business podcast on March 30 to claim that the Anheuser-Busch beer had been 'in decline for a really long time'
The Harvard grad stated that it was essential that the brand attract more female and younger drinkers because otherwise 'there will be no future for Bud Light'
Heinerscheid gave her expertise just three days before a furious backlash was unleashed on the company when it partnered with trans influencer Mulvaney
One can look for more consumers without shoving false science down your customer's throat.
It is only my opinion. Your's may vary. And if it does, we agree to disagree. That said: The Stupid Party doubles down on stupidity.
The House Judiciary Committee plans to hold a field hearing on April 17 in New York City to examine how Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s policies have led to an increase in violent crime. “We’ll be hosting this hearing next week from NYC. We’ll be hearing from victims who are suffering under DA Bragg’s pro-crime policies. If Bragg can spend resources indicting President [Donald] Trump, he should be able to address the soaring crime in NYC,” committee member Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona tweeted.
He was kicked out of his elected position. But he'll be back, or will he?
TOPLINE Nashville’s Metropolitan Council voted unanimously Monday to reinstate expelled State Rep. Justin Jones (D) to his seat in the state legislature, four days after Tennessee’s GOP-led House voted overwhelmingly to expel him and one other Democrat for leading a gun reform protest at the State House in the wake of a deadly school shooting in Nashville—while one other Democrat who was booted from the House is also likely to get his seat back.
It takes all kinds to make the world go round and round and round.
An Australian man was arrested for allegedly kidnapping a platypus from the wild and taking it shopping. The Queensland Police Department said that the man, who was not identified, grabbed the wild animal from the water in Morayfield and then got on a train with an unidentified female. The two rode the train for about 30 minutes, getting off at a stop in Caboolture. The pair then entered the King Street shopping center and showed off the platypus to other shoppers. Officers tracked down the man and took him into custody. He was charged with one count of taking protected animal and one count of restriction on keeping or using taken protected animal. If convicted, he could face nearly $300,000 in fines. The woman he was with was also detained and is cooperating with investigators.
I wonder if she was looking for 3 hots and a cot. Probably won't be able to get valu-rite where she is going.
A 78-year-old woman with two previous convictions for bank robbery was arrested while trying to rob another bank. The Pleasant Hill, Missouri Police Department said that Bonnie Gooch walked into Goppert Financial Bank last week and handed the teller a note demanding "13,000 small bills." Gooch also apologized to the teller, writing, "Thank you, sorry, I didn't mean to scare you." She left the bank with the money but was stopped by officers about two miles away. Officers said that her breath smelled strongly of alcohol, and they found the stolen bills scattered throughout her car. She was taken into custody and charged with stealing or attempted stealing from a financial institution. She is being held in prison on a $25,000 cash bond. Officials did not say why Gooch tried to rob the bank.
HAVE WE REACHED PEAK MADNESS?
The trans movement may not be the culmination of the culture war. It probably isn’t. I just lack the imagination to discern what out next stop might be. If we haven’t reached peak madness, we have at least hit bingo on the trans insanity card. Happily ignorant of Dylan Mulvaney — the New York Post has a useful backgrounder here — I now learn that he has secured a deal with Nike as a sports bra model even though he “sports” a male appendage and his “transition” to “womanhood” appears not to have gone beyond the possible sprouting of nipples. Can you top that? Well, maybe with a little help from President Biden’s National Endowment for the Humanities. At the Washington Free Beacon Collin Anderson reports: “Hola, Homosaurus: Biden Admin Shells Out Six Figures To Translate Gay Dictionary Into Spanish.” Collin does not go gently into that good night: “The Biden administration is spending hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to translate the Homosaurus, a self-described ‘vocabulary of LGBTQ+ terms’ that includes phrases such as ‘anal fisting’ and ‘jizz,’ into Spanish, documents show.” Collin checked in with the NEH. As you may have guessed: “The National Endowment for [the] Humanities did not return a request for comment.” Read the whole thing here.
The Ministry for State Security (Stasi) meets the ordinary citizen. Things don't turn out well as we know.
Report: As many as 40 Law Enforcement Officers from Federal and State Agencies were Undercover on J6
There is tension in America’s breadbasket with the push for green energy running up against rural residents trying to preserve a way of life. Now, some claim the stakes are even higher and could impact all of us, with a growing number of food farms being gobbled up by solar farms. Today, we’re off to Wisconsin where some rural landscapes are becoming a shiny sea of solar panels. This little windmill once powered a small water pump on the Polkinghorns' Wisconsin dairy farm. Now, it’s surrounded by solar panels instead of cows.
Duh!
YouTube is giving Premium subscribers higher-quality video than everyone else The service is rolling out a handful of new features for Premium subscribers, including a way for members on iOS to access an ‘enhanced’ version of 1080p.
RIP Lasse Wellander.
Born on this day: April 10, 1947 - Bunny Wailer
Jamaican singer songwriter and percussionist Bunny Wailer, who was an original member of reggae group The Wailers along with Bob Marley and Peter Tosh. A three-time Grammy Award winner, he is considered one of the long-time standard-bearers of reggae music. He died on 2 March 2021 age 73. via thisdayinmusic.com
Follow that gorilla! Genius Award Winners.
A massive 8ft gorilla statue stolen from a garden centre has been spotted on a motorway. Gary the gorilla was stolen from outside Reynard’s Nursery near Carluke, Lanarkshire in Scotland on March 20.Not Genius enough for you? How about a fake vanity plate? Not just any vanity plate. Bend Over here is our:
Genius Award Winner.
4/7 UPDATE: Post-arrest, police determined that the suspect’s actual name is Caleb Concepcion (and that “Justine Miranda" is an alias). This story has been updated to reflect that clarification. APRIL 4--A New Jersey man riding a motorcycle with a phony license plate reading “BENDOVER” led Florida cops on a high-speed chase that ended with the suspect crashing his ride, court records show. Police say Caleb Concepcion, 26, was spotted Sunday evening “operating a motorcycle that had the fake New Jersey tag.” When a Clearwater Police Department officer approached Concepcion on foot at a red light, the Garden State resident “looked over at me and re-started the bike.”
Customer service isn't dead. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Mark and Jessica Getty try to make life easier for their son, William, who was born with quadriplegic spastic cerebral palsy. They wanted to build him a set of parallel bars to help him learn how to walk. While searching for materials at Lowe's they met employee Dave Urban, who did more than just point them in the right direction. After seeing William in his wheelchair and learning what the family desired, Urban spent half an hour fitting and cutting PVC pipes to the specifications the family researched and found. "Then came the test. Will got up, out of his wheelchair and grabbed a hold of those bars," Urban told Fox 29. "I think you saw that courageous smile of his. Sense of pride, it keeps getting me."
Nice job Mr. Urban!
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2023 10:02 PM (fPob1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 10:02 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 10, 2023 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 10:02 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:03 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Theodore at April 10, 2023 10:03 PM (pGonq)
The bottom picture is the nightmare that is road maintenance in America. Because paying illegals is favored over pothole repairs and resurfacing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 10, 2023 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 10:03 PM (Bd6X8)
Different orgs within the movement have differing exceptions.
Personally - no.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 10:03 PM (qoGsy)
Is the pro abortion movement willing to preserve the life of a viable human person?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 10:03 PM (U2p+3)
Because I value and anticipate MisHum's ONTs more than any other reader.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2023 10:04 PM (fPob1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 10, 2023 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 10, 2023 10:04 PM (0TAPG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 10, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Thundarr at April 10, 2023 10:04 PM (Angsy)
More like a pissant gorilla.
But, whatevz.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:05 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 10, 2023 10:05 PM (0TAPG)
Is the Pro-Life movement willing to accept some form of abortion?
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Ask me that when the Pro-Abortion movement accepts some limit on abortion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2023 10:06 PM (MoZTd)
Even Gen Tippy Cup believes that the first trimester is a baby that is the good news, the bad news is too many of them still think "it is a choice" that can be moral to end it in the macro.
We have to take the culture back, and that means slowly reprogramming the sanctity and veneration of life back into the people.
I am an American, I am an American in the sense that we move heaven and Earth to save as many as we can whenever we can-that veneration of life needs to come back.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:06 PM (Lzpvj)
Is the pro abortion movement willing to preserve the life of a viable human person?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 10:03 PM (U2p+3)
Probably not.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 10, 2023 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Alissa Heinerscheid spoke on a business podcast on March 30 to claim that the Anheuser-Busch beer had been 'in decline for a really long time'
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She is a babbling idiot, stupid, to the her very core.
And somebody hired her to wreck their brand.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:07 PM (s12c9)
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Murder of innocent human beings to achieve some political goal?
No.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:07 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2023 10:07 PM (Emce2)
No, they are mainstreaming semi-voluntary euthanasia.
We have to change the culture back.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:07 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tuna at April 10, 2023 10:07 PM (gLRfa)
I made a post on youtube about the epistemology of the VP, it is the embodiment of what is wrong with our "educated" managerial class.
"The left are engaged in the raw exercise of power. There is no reason, they are not engaged in virtue they are stomping on the face of mankind forever. The programmed epistemology is incapable of adapting to failed hypotheses.
AB wanted that sweet sweet DEI rating, they got it.
Best case is AB gets 100% of .1% of the general population while alienating at least 1/2 of the general population.
The math does not work."
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:09 PM (Lzpvj)
"A shooting on a South Carolina beach left at least six people injured on Friday while high school seniors were skipping school before Spring break was set to start, police said.
A large crowd was gathered on the Isle of Palms beach who "apparently were part of the group from senior skip day," the island's Police Chief Kevin Cornett said at a news briefing."
https://tinyurl.com/2bcz4drt
What, you didn't know about it? It's not pasted everywhere all over every news channel, and the president and his toilet brush looking press secretary aren't insisting we ban guns over it?
Weird.
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:09 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:09 PM (OrHh5)
They have been getting their kicks murdering people since the Gracchi era....
it is the same, never ending fight....weak fuckwits who cannot succeed in life wanting the power of the state to even the scales.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:10 PM (Lzpvj)
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When you fold in his casket, it reveals a snappy answer to a stupid question.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2023 10:10 PM (BpYfr)
Take out the water and the sand. Add bluestem grass covering a rolling countryside, with Angus cows in the middle distance. That is my AO.
Well, I have to add the four llamas that were eyeing me over a fence as I went past their field. I moved to the other side of the road to avoid being spit upon. The side of the road I moved to had Jersey cows being content behind some barbed wire and cedar trees.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 10, 2023 10:11 PM (u82oZ)
292 286 Congratulation browndog.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 09:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Thank you Jack...on to Jersey tomorrow night.
Hope Lindgren is OK, that looked nasty.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 10, 2023 10:09 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 10, 2023 10:11 PM (CCSxw)
Thanks, I am reminded of something-
"Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light;" and "midway through life's journey I went astray."
Milton and Dante
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sven
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Good luck with that.
Posted by: SMH
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Prolly already too late, yes?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 10, 2023 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
tinyurl.com/Twink-Last-Words
And reposting from earlier because awesome, an interview with Tom Scholz of the rock band Boston that is very interesting:
https://youtu.be/h7-w0s2IX3s
Posted by: Sharkman at April 10, 2023 10:12 PM (GuhUk)
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:12 PM (rGOL6)
Of course she knows who consumes Bud products.
She hates them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 10:12 PM (2tUFv)
Weird.
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP?
Lemme guess - The crowd consisted of mostly a group currently favored in the press? And, presumably the shooter was part of that group too.
Amirite?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 10:12 PM (qoGsy)
Is the pro abortion movement willing to preserve the life of a viable human person?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 10:03 PM (U2p+3)
Probably not.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 10, 2023 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
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The two sides are diametrically opposed. No compromise is possible, nor desired by either side.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2023 10:13 PM (BpYfr)
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Whatever happened to exploding dye bags? It worked great in Raising Arizona.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:13 PM (s12c9)
The Harvard grad stated that it was essential that the brand attract more female and younger drinkers because otherwise 'there will be no future for Bud Light'
Heinerscheid gave her expertise just three days before a furious backlash was unleashed on the company when it partnered with trans influencer Mulvaney
Another overcredentialed and utterly worthless twat quota hire. The Victoria Alonso of the beverage industry.
Posted by: Try, you know, thinking. at April 10, 2023 10:13 PM (V6LRK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQVE59ybiY
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 10, 2023 10:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: pookysgirl couldn't resist at April 10, 2023 10:13 PM (dtlDP)
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This man needs to be honored with honorary Florida citizenship.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 10, 2023 10:14 PM (iKBwy)
However . . .
That is not the business of the U.S. House of Representatives. They should instead focus on things that are their business, like multi-trillion dollar deficits as far as the eye can see, the corruption and politicization of Federal law enforcement, and the current administration's selling out to China, our number one enemy.
Posted by: a.moron at April 10, 2023 10:14 PM (F6Xpw)
A lot like the sudden disinterest in the shot by a 7 year old teacher's case....
The mom was charged with neglect, felony and misdemeanor.....
real easy to get pictures of the teacher, the press not so excited to show Deja Taylor, 25 of Newport News....
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:14 PM (Lzpvj)
tinyurl.com/Twink-Last-Words
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And anti-Trump posts. They're in the thread. Save them while you can.
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:15 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 10:15 PM (ojNBr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 10, 2023 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
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It's a matter of changing hearts and minds.
Only the good Lord can do that.
People will have to want Him to do that.
We can spread His message, and by our own conduct, showing the way, but ultimately, it's about repentance and turning away from sin.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:15 PM (OrHh5)
You mean taking innocent life?
Then no.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 10, 2023 10:15 PM (glGDV)
Great photo up top. Sigh.
That Feel Good Story of the Day was terrific!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 10, 2023 10:15 PM (xS8eR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQVE59ybiY
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 10, 2023 10:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Did they outlast the armed POW camp in the Courland?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:16 PM (s12c9)
Paul was spiking the football until I showed up with receipts.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:16 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sven
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Wait, you're telling me Deja Taylor isn't the cute blonde lady?
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:17 PM (rGOL6)
it is very confusing.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:17 PM (Lzpvj)
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Compromise on baby murder? No.
Child mutilation? No.
Pedophilia? No.
There is no compromise on degeneracy and evil.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:17 PM (OrHh5)
Perry needed a new fedora. O.W.C.A. makes their agents buy their own uniforms.
Posted by: Oh! There you are, Perry! at April 10, 2023 10:17 PM (V6LRK)
I'm not worried about hypothetical possibilities.
I'm in favor of racking up wins.
Same with Usury. Any restriction is a win.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 10:18 PM (1ais2)
It's so strange, her instagram account kind of highlights why lil' Taylor may have had some rage issues though....
I have some sympathy to the plight of mentally unstable single moms given my upbringing....
*some*
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:18 PM (Lzpvj)
I get the point, but...
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 10, 2023 10:18 PM (iKBwy)
He won't rest until he kills us all.
So, I’m fearful the Chinese may be sending conditions to blockade Taiwan in the coming months or weeks, and we need to respond forcefully. If they do that, we need to blockade oil shipments coming from the Mideast to China and let them know if you blockade Taiwan, we're going to cut off your oil.
...
We need to put nuclear-tipped missiles back in our submarines.
World. War. Three.
Again, Miss Lindsey, if you think that war with China is a real possibility, shouldn't we stop sending our reserve munitions stocks to Ukraine?
Who knows, our military might need them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 10:19 PM (2tUFv)
291 Prayers for Jane D’Oh, her husband and you too Bluebell. Such an awful situation.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 10, 2023 10:06 PM (F0jcH)
Good Night all.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 10, 2023 10:19 PM (0TAPG)
*some*
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:18 PM (Lzpvj)
You were raised in a strip club?
Posted by: C'mon we were all thinking it. Weren't we? at April 10, 2023 10:19 PM (V6LRK)
Moving the needle at all is a win of sorts, I am of two minds on the matter and you may have seen me saying "if suburban moms cannot bear any restrictions fuck this place" last week....
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (u82oZ)
When the platypus was asked by the clerk how he was going to paid for the outfits, he said. . . .
"Put it on my bill."
heyohhhhhhhhh!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (Na0aa)
Bars anyway, mom was not really stripperific.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Crossing DEI appears to be a death sentence from Finance and the Feds.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Genius.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (386ly)
It's like the last thread where direct quotes of the RESTRICT Act like "storage, retrieval, or communication by electronic means, including transmission, storage, and display." don't bring up ANY results.
We're so screwed.
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (rGOL6)
The pro abortion crowd is only willing to chant "my body, my choice" when it pertains to killing babies in the womb.
What happened to "my body, my choice" when it was about getting a "vaccine" I didn't want?
Blow it out your ass.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 10:21 PM (U2p+3)
Does 1080 make a difference on an iphone? I mean, the screen is small and the eye itself is resolution limited.
Oh, nevermind - these idiots not only bought an iphone, but youtube premium.
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 10:22 PM (7VbA1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 10:21 PM (U2p+3)
Some people would pay good money for that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 10, 2023 10:22 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: SMH
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This. I can't sit at a table and begin to discuss compromise when the starting point is accepting sex cults and child mutilation in pursuit of future endeavors of said cult.
No. No negotiations. It ends. That's all there can be.
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:23 PM (rGOL6)
Eh "maybe" quite the contrary in my opinion they are setting up a massive fail and fall on their part.
They are slowly building the superstate into an all powerful infallible (cognitively to the public) superhero....
so when they fuck up and they absolutely will the entire thing will implode.
Chernobyl is a comedy if you watch it correctly.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:23 PM (Lzpvj)
Oh, nevermind - these idiots not only bought an iphone, but youtube premium.
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 10:22 PM (7VbA1)
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Just shut up and give them your money.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:23 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (qoGsy)
Not Saturday Night Joke material.
Better luck next time
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 10, 2023 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
You can find it on google if so inclined. Two pager.
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 10:23 PM (7VbA1)
The Harvard grad stated that it was essential that the brand attract more female and younger drinkers because otherwise 'there will be no future for Bud Light'
Here's a strategy for AH: make a beer that doesn't suck. You're welcome.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2023 10:24 PM (eOEVl)
Chernobyl is a comedy if you watch it correctly.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:23 PM (Lzpvj)
Like the lead up to WW1.
Posted by: Absolute buffoonery at April 10, 2023 10:24 PM (V6LRK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2023 10:20 PM (386ly)
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It's more important to them to sell you ***THE MESSAGE*** (cue Critical Drinker's voice).
There's ample evidence they don't give a shit about profits or their obligations to stockholders.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2023 10:25 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:23 PM (rGOL6)
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It will end, I have no doubt.
But in the meantime, we fight against the evil in this world, not compromise with it.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:25 PM (OrHh5)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 10, 2023 10:25 PM (vhwKy)
Posted by: Old Yeller at April 10, 2023 10:26 PM (Nn3xT)
"Who could have seen WW1 coming?"
//Idiots who ignored the Russo-Japanese War, The Serbian conflict, and the antics in North Africa between Germany, France, and the UK....
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:26 PM (Lzpvj)
https://tinyurl.com/26zk4bnd
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:26 PM (OrHh5)
You can find it on google if so inclined. Two pager.
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Well, there goes hours of my time. It looks like you can read years and years of entire Mad Magazines. Here's Architectural Triumph:
madcoversite.com/mad164-25.html
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:27 PM (rGOL6)
Without this wonderful neuro-diversity we would not have the social media or rap empires...
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:27 PM (Lzpvj)
Maybe we should have some sort of symbol (like the blue check) for those that win 'comment of the week'....something they can put in their nic for all time (or at least until the gubmint shuts this place down which could be any day now you trouble-makers)
Now...good night for real...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 10, 2023 10:27 PM (0TAPG)
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:28 PM (Lzpvj)
She went to the la-de-dah Groton School for high school as well.
Raised to be part of the American Elite - no wonder she despises the peasantry.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 10:28 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:19 PM (Lzpvj)
White suburban women put a stake into the heart of America in the 90s. We've been a zombie shuffling around since.
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 10:28 PM (ojNBr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:13 PM (s12c9)
And "The Nice Guys". Scene always cracks me up. LOL.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 10, 2023 10:28 PM (Zvtjl)
Good.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 10:28 PM (ZLI7S)
I don't understand the question.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 10, 2023 10:28 PM (yQpMk)
I would hope not. Unfortunately I find it unlikely that it will be fully eradicated from this country at a time anyone currently alive will see.
Posted by: No compromise, but evil is very persistent at April 10, 2023 10:28 PM (V6LRK)
I'm going to have to look up the Mad Mag with the Godfather spoof in it.
"mumble mumble"
What'd he say?
"Someone put a hit on the kid"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 10, 2023 10:29 PM (ZSK0i)
Is the pro-life movement willing to accept some form of abortion? This is a real life trolley car scenario. If rigid adherence to morality means we lose elections, the result unfettered access to abortion. That seems counterproductive.
Posted by: tankdemon
JJ and CBD talked about this in their latest podcast.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 10:29 PM (63Dwl)
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Hilarious.
I like Whole Foods, but its a Leftard company that can't survive half of the "customers" walking out with overpriced groceries in their pants.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:29 PM (s12c9)
NGL, I can get behind some retroactive abortions...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2023 10:29 PM (ZGSPO)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 10, 2023 10:29 PM (QDJ/1)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 10:30 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 10, 2023 10:06 PM (F0jcH)
Good Night all.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue/i]
Thanks for that repost AR.
Prayers up for Jane and her family and for the attending ER and hospital staff!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 10, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
I say late term No
You gave me a concession. Hmmm. No concession? Fuck you. No termination ever. How's that?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 10:30 PM (U2p+3)
You mean taking innocent life?
Then no.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 10, 2023 10:15 PM (glGDV)
I am pro-life. I do not believe in abortion except for in case of the mother's life which is very rare.
That said, the Pro-Life movement better take its victories where it can and work to change the people's hearts and minds.
My home state of Wis is a perfect example. A pro-abortion judge kicked the ass of a conservative in the state's SC race.
But also on the ballot were 3 amendments to the constitution allowing judges to impose stiff cash bail, taking into consideration past convictions, etc. Those 3 questions passed by 3-1 margins.
Now explain the liberal winning the court race yet the conservative referendum ballots passed.
I hate to admit but the majority of Americans believe that a first trimester abortion is ok. They get squeamish as the pregnancy progresses.
I'm not saying accept the murder of unborn for the first 3 months. But take victories where you can and work like the devil to make inroads where there is work to be done.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 10, 2023 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
madcoversite.com/mad164-25.html
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I started scrolling and OMG I remembered everything.
FURSHGLURK!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 10, 2023 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
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We already do. Any woman who goes to the hospital after she is raped gets a whole bunch of medication to prevent STDs, and she also gets the morning after pill.
The claim that "rape and incest" is a problem is an absolute lie. Even pro-abortion Guttmacher Institute found it was only 1% of all abortions in their surveys, and you know that was a lie and wildly inflated.
99.999% of abortion is recreational.
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:31 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM (qpPdw)
He''s made the boogeyman but this is Soros style shit.
I do not think in this case it is him, I think there are ring knockers of the WEF in a lot of powerful places.
As was said "need a 4 million buck loan to float your operations for a month? What's your company's position on dicksucking?"
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM (yu8eA)
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM (OrHh5)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2023 10:33 PM (ZGSPO)
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I still want numbers on this. I don't think it happens. I think it, like the "rape and incest" claim, is an absolute lie. I doubt a woman receiving medical care by professionals has been in danger in the U.S. in the last 25+ years.
If the mothers health is at risk you deliver the baby.
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:33 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP?
If only there was some foolproof way to prevent pregnancies.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 10:33 PM (qoGsy)
I'm not saying accept the murder of unborn for the first 3 months. But take victories where you can and work like the devil to make inroads where there is work to be done.
You do what is politically possible.
I always thought a good initial starting point would be to adopt French abortion laws - let the other side explain why the abortion laws found across Western Europe are unacceptable.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 10:33 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 10:34 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Fester Bestertester at April 10, 2023 10:34 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2023 10:34 PM (ZGSPO)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 10:34 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP?
If only there was some foolproof way to prevent pregnancies.
Posted by: Tonypete
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ha. Yeah, I saw some (D) representative talking about how it was unfair to women to take away their only option to decide if they wanted to start a family or not.
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:35 PM (rGOL6)
FURSHGLURK!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)
Geez, I owned about 30 years worth of Mads.....starting in um, well you know.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 10, 2023 10:35 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM (yu8eA)
Have you been outside of your home state?
Just curious as that claim is subjective
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 10, 2023 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: LRob in Ok at April 10, 2023 10:36 PM (wzHPd)
madcoversite.com/mad164-25.html
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS
Thank you for this link, and damn you. I too will waste hours.
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 10:36 PM (7VbA1)
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 10:36 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 10, 2023 10:35 PM (vJiyU)
You old fvcker.........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 10, 2023 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Now explain the liberal winning the court race yet the conservative referendum ballots passed.
Well, I explain that differently than you. It's very convenient. And happens a lot recently. And Supreme Court is a treasured position by Lawfare.
But doesn't really matter. The absolute maximal restrictions allowing victory should be pursued. Defeat should be avoided. But risked.
There is zero need to bind oneself to a non-existent theoretical.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 10:36 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 10, 2023 10:37 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: LRob in Ok at April 10, 2023 10:37 PM (wzHPd)
If only there was some foolproof way to prevent pregnancies.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Knees
Together
But I guess that's too much to ask.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:37 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:37 PM (OrHh5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:29 PM (s12c9)
"Is that an eggplant in your pocket ??!"
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2023 10:37 PM (V13WU)
Prayers sent, life is hard when you cannot breathe.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 10:37 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 10, 2023 10:37 PM (F0jcH)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 10, 2023 10:37 PM (yu8eA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 10, 2023 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Worst by far on east coast. Traumatizing. I don't drive a nice car because of them.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 10:38 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM (OrHh5)
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Hi SMH - I am perfectly fine! But Jane's husband is in very bad shape again. Please keep them in your prayers. She is taking this hard, it doesn't look good. They need a miracle.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 10:39 PM (pTb/Z)
"The term “information and communications technology products or services” means any hardware, software, or other product or service"
an actual quote from pending legislation banning VPNs and making it a federal crime for Americans to put tape over their webcams brings up no results using the same search engine.
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:39 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 10:36 PM (pTb/Z)
Thanks for letting us know about the prayer need for the D'Oh family. Lord Jesus, please watch over them.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2023 10:39 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Fester Bestertester at April 10, 2023 10:34 PM (ZSK0i)
You should have used Karbunkle.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 10, 2023 10:39 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM (yu8eA)
Have you been outside of your home state?
Just curious as that claim is subjective
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 10, 2023 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
I've traveled extensively for work. She's not wrong.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2023 10:39 PM (Ek9NY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra
No I'm not.
Now get the hell off my lawn and pass the Metamucil.
(big ole smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 10, 2023 10:41 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:41 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 10:42 PM (1ais2)
And then Miss Lindsey introduced a bill in the Senate to ban abortions nationwide two months before the midterms.
He did this to deliberately sabotage the Republicans, because he didn't want the Republican Party to do too well in the midterms, because it might undercut his position.
The Democrats' talking point was that the Republicans didn't really want to leave abortion up to the states, but wanted to ban abortions nationwide.
Miss Lindsey handed the Democrats that talking point on a platter.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 10:42 PM (2tUFv)
****
It does. Living on the beach is wonderful until the taxes and insurance bills arrive. I live on the bayside of my little Island now.
Posted by: EveR at April 10, 2023 10:43 PM (MUpk6)
we literally sigh with relief (or consternation?) when we leave state borders
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 10, 2023 10:43 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 10:43 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: LRob in Ok at April 10, 2023 10:43 PM (wzHPd)
The Harvard grad stated that it was essential that the brand attract more female and younger drinkers because otherwise 'there will be no future for Bud Light
Alternately, make better beer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 10, 2023 10:43 PM (yQpMk)
At least the Ivies are replenishing our Strategic Dumb as a Fucking Stump Hoor Reserve. Just in case there is a global shortage some day.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2023 10:43 PM (ZGSPO)
Hillegass needs pound-him-in-the-ass prison.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
He'd fit in nicely in the Newsom administration.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 10, 2023 10:44 PM (yu8eA)
Together
But I guess that's too much to ask.
Posted by: Cicero
For the adventurous that only slows one down a bit.
But I wouldn't know anything about that.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 10:44 PM (qoGsy)
Suddenly there came a rapping, as of someone gently tapping, crying "Candygram!"
"ONT," and nothing more.
Posted by: mindful webworker - pendulums swing like the pendulum do at April 10, 2023 10:44 PM (cRImQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 10, 2023 10:39 PM (Angsy)
Nah. I was just reading Mad Special #21 ($1 Cheap!) and Fester was getting his ass kicked by a black belt bug he tried to step on on the sidewalk.
SPA-PLAP!
Posted by: Fester Bestertester at April 10, 2023 10:44 PM (ZSK0i)
Manufacture more munitions! I know people who can be paid do that, and I'd be happy to do my patriotic duty to expedite the process!
Posted by: davidt at April 10, 2023 10:44 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 10, 2023 10:43 PM (yQpMk)
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We're talking Bud Light here.
Imagine really shitty beer. Now add water to it.
Bud Light.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:44 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 10, 2023 10:44 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
A fricking men.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 10, 2023 10:44 PM (vJiyU)
It's just beer. In this case, not a very good beer, but some people like to drink watered down watery beer.
This is ultimately about advertising. Why won't "female and younger" drinkers drink it? Because, it's "old people" beer, is that it?
Your culture has already failed. It's fucking beer there are brand named beers in Europe that pre-date the formation of the USA by 200 years, and they have no problem getting anyone and everyone to drink them.
Advertisers and marketing are just a bunch of nicklefuckers who ruin everything, apparently. Ya can't really blame Melissa Heineyschnooful for this, she's had her brain scrambled since day 1, she doesn't know any better and probably couldn't even if she tried.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2023 10:45 PM (5wvSX)
Posted by: davidt at April 10, 2023 10:45 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM
Illinois begs to differ.
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 10:46 PM (ojNBr)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 10, 2023 10:44 PM (yu8eA)
My brother has been pulled over for this very reason.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2023 10:46 PM (Ek9NY)
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM (OrHh5)
bluebell posted that Jane had contacted her to ask for prayers, since Mr D'oh had a very nasty recurrence of double pneumonia and is now in critical care (paraphrasing from memory).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 10, 2023 10:46 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Methos at April 10, 2023 10:46 PM (kOpft)
Started to listen to the reggae song and all I could think of was how sad it was that Bob Marley died so young. Had to find a YouTube of No Woman No Cry. Ended up searching for the concert I saw at the Music Hall in Boston. Sadly nothing came close to my memory of that show.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 10, 2023 10:47 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Paul at April 10, 2023 10:47 PM (bqp/a)
Now get the hell off my lawn and pass the Metamucil.
(big ole smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 10, 2023 10:41 PM (vJiyU)
How about some Geritol?
Oh, and here, have a Miltown.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 10, 2023 10:47 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: JmT
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I live in southern IL, and the roads are well-kept, at least in my and the neighboring counties.
Must be talking about the Chicago AO.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:47 PM (OrHh5)
Posted by: The ARC of History
Dat bitch is a power bottom's power bottom...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2023 10:47 PM (ZGSPO)
All those women that wish they had children.
All of those women that don't want them.
Everybody has their opinion on the issue. People will never agree. But it's a matter of life and death, sometimes you just have to do what is right and deal with the consequences.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2023 10:47 PM (fPob1)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 10:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 10, 2023 10:43 PM (yQpMk)
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We're talking Bud Light here.
Imagine really shitty beer. Now add water to it.
Bud Light.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 10:44 PM (s12c9)
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It's like making love in a canoe...
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 10, 2023 10:48 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 10:48 PM (63Dwl)
My eldest daughter will never be able to bear children, so talk about killing babies in the womb is repugnant to me, regardless of what stage of gestation.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:50 PM (OrHh5)
Okay, dunce.
Posted by: Zombie Jean Dixon at April 10, 2023 10:51 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2023 10:52 PM (ZGSPO)
Posted by: Aussie bloke and his platypuss-toting sheila- at April 10, 2023 10:52 PM (3Or4S)
I guess they figured that the store would be stripped bare by shoplifters if they gave any more notice.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 10:53 PM (2tUFv)
Okay, dunce.
Posted by: Zombie Jean Dixon at April 10, 2023 10:51 PM (Xrfse)
The fool is not wrong. We will run out of graft money for solar energy long before we run out of farmland.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 10, 2023 10:53 PM (yQpMk)
Okay, dunce.
Posted by: Zombie Jean Dixon
Whatever, bitch.
Posted by: Dionne Warwick at April 10, 2023 10:54 PM (Ek9NY)
Bud Light? Only if that canoe is in an aeration pond at the local sewage treatment plant.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 10:55 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 10:33 PM (2tUFv)
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I don't accept that as that majority is uneducated, thank you overpaid teachers, can't do simple arithmetic and as atrocious language comprehension.
Thus do they even know what 'timester'means? Have they even read about what happens to that baby? Would they allow it for puppies?
Posted by: Ciampino - A bun in the oven is not dough at April 10, 2023 10:55 PM (qfLjt)
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They can always print more money.
We'll run out of the materials to make solar panels before we run out of farmland.
Posted by: Methos at April 10, 2023 10:55 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:47 PM (OrHh5)
Of course. Chicago potholes are second to none.
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 10:55 PM (ojNBr)
A local Whole Foods employee explains on Reddit:
Yes. The theft is that bad. Source: Whole Foods employee at a different store with access to see the metrics of this store. Not just theft, but employees have been on the receiving end of death threats for offering “exceptional customer service” to the thieves. Because they aren’t allowed to confront or deter them, we’re supposed to go ask if thieves are finding everything ok and if they need any help. Also people have overdosed in the bathrooms there, with at least one body being found by an employee. It’s a really shitty and fucked up situation.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 10:56 PM (2tUFv)
They should be tearing down abortion clinics, gay bars, and Section 8 housing to put up solar panels.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 10:56 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 10:56 PM (tkR6S)
But, then what would he do?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 10, 2023 10:58 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2023 10:58 PM (386ly)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Stop! It already hurts it is so hard!
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 10:58 PM (7VbA1)
This is horrible news.
Where will people steal their food?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sore and more at April 10, 2023 10:59 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Hell, I'd settle for "Government buildings will ONLY be powered by wind or solar."
Posted by: Some Rat at April 10, 2023 11:00 PM (vJiyU)
Bud Light? Only if that canoe is in an aeration pond at the local sewage treatment plant.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 10:55 PM (Bd6X
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It's f*cking close to water.
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 10, 2023 11:00 PM (uPgE/)
Kinda defeats the whole name thing then.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 11:01 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Mr. and Mrs. Thurston Howell III at April 10, 2023 11:01 PM (Nn3xT)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 10, 2023 10:58 PM (Angsy)
The glory hole business should pick up, as truckers are forced to wait hours and hours to get their electric trucks recharged.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 11:01 PM (tkR6S)
Yes, that's the punchline. My point is the water it's close to is sewage water.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 11:02 PM (Bd6X8)
Bud Light? Only if that canoe is in an aeration pond at the local sewage treatment plant.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 10:55 PM (Bd6X
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It's f*cking close to water.
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 10, 2023 11:00 PM (uPgE/)
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From the land of sky brown waters...
Posted by: Hamm's Beer at April 10, 2023 11:03 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2023 11:03 PM (386ly)
This is horrible news.
Where will people steal their food?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sore and more
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 11:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 10, 2023 11:03 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 11:03 PM (ojNBr)
https://tinyurl.com/3bza9svj
"The case against abortion of incest pregnancies is even stronger. Studies show that incest victims rarely ever voluntarily agree to an abortion.4 Instead of viewing the pregnancy as unwanted, the incest victim is more likely to see the pregnancy as a way out of the incestuous relationship because the birth of her child will expose the sexual activity. She is also likely to see in her pregnancy the hope of bearing a child with whom she can establish a true loving relationship, one far different than the exploitive relationship in which she has been trapped.
But while the incest victim may treasure her pregnancy because it offers her hope of release, and the hope of finding a nurturing love, her pregnancy is a threat to the exploiter. It is also a threat to the pathological secrecy which may envelop other members of the family who are afraid to acknowledge that the abuse is occurring. Because of this dual threat, the victim may be coerced into an unwanted abortion by both the abuser and other family members."
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 10, 2023 11:04 PM (xxG/v)
That's because Bud Light represents beer preferences from the 1970s. Lower carb count, almost no flavor, affordable, consistent. The market is still middle to lower class working men. There isn't any growth available. But you can piss off your existing customers. Because despite light lagers being on the decline in general, they still have plenty of competition.
Posted by: mikethemoose at April 10, 2023 11:05 PM (AmpGx)
Where will people steal their food?
Left-wing city governments can't figure out that major stores can't function in poor neighborhoods without enforcing the shoplifting laws.
Two big stores in Portland's poor neighborhoods have closed, and a third is on the brink.
One of the closed stores is now a Vietnamese shopping center. I bet they have a more -er- robust attitude towards shoplifters than the closed store did.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 11:05 PM (2tUFv)
For example, Edith Young, a 12-year-old victim of incest impregnated by her stepfather, writes twenty-five years after the abortion of her child: "Throughout the years I have been depressed, suicidal, furious, outraged, lonely, and have felt a sense of loss... The abortion which was to 'be in my best interest' just has not been. As far as I can tell, it only 'saved their reputations,' 'solved their problems,' and 'allowed their lives to go merrily on.'... My daughter, how I miss her so. I miss her regardless of the reason for her conception."
Abortion providers who ignore this evidence, and neglect to interview minors presented for abortion for signs of coercion or incest, are actually contributing to the young girl's victimization. They are not only robbing the victim of her child, they are concealing a crime, abetting a perpetrator, and handing the victim back to her abuser so that the exploitation can continue.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 10, 2023 11:05 PM (xxG/v)
And somebody hired her to wreck their brand.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
That sounds just SO judgemental.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at April 10, 2023 11:05 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 11:06 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 10, 2023 11:06 PM (ZZh/+)
The reason most people reach the wrong conclusion about abortion in cases of rape and incest is that the actual experiences of sexual assault victims who became pregnant are routinely left out of the debate. Most people, including sexual assault victims who have never been pregnant, are therefore forming opinions based on prejudices and fears which are disconnected from reality.
For example, it is commonly assumed that rape victims who become pregnant would naturally want abortions. But in the only major study of pregnant rape victims ever done, Dr. Sandra Mahkorn found that 75 to 85 percent chose against abortion.1 This evidence alone should cause people to pause and reflect on the presumption that abortion is wanted or even best for sexual assault victims.
(Article is from 1994, the study above was published in 1979)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 10, 2023 11:06 PM (xxG/v)
Plus Walmart closed their two stores in Portland. The suburban stores are doing fine.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 11:07 PM (2tUFv)
advocate whose name was used for Planned Parenthood’s sister organization, the
Guttmacher Institute:
“Today it is possible for almost any patient to be brought through pregnancy alive, unless she
suffers from a fatal illness such as cancer or leukemia, and, if so, abortion would be unlikely to
prolong, much less save, life.”
“Abortion – Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow,” in The Case for Legalized Abortion Now
(Berkeley, Calif.: Diablo Press, 1967).
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 10, 2023 11:07 PM (xxG/v)
Imagine really shitty beer. Now add water to it.
Bud Light.
Posted by: Cicero
It's like having sex in a canoe....
It's fucking close to water!
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at April 10, 2023 11:07 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 11:08 PM (ZLI7S)
There was a little over an hour ago. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 11:09 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2023 11:09 PM (386ly)
This is why we will all be struck mute and lay prostrate before the Lord when the books are opened.
At that point there will be no peers around us to say "Don't be so hard on yourself, you're a good guy". It will be you and your sin, alone in front of a righteous judge that will not be swayed. And the truth will pierce every soul that appears like a red hot blade. And every man will understand what the term "judge unto himself" means.
And we will sob tears of remorse and recognize the monsters we are and in our minds know we deserve death and to depart from the good forever, never to be again. And only One may say "Father forgive him. He knew not what he did."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2023 11:09 PM (fPob1)
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 10:32 PM (OrHh5)
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Hi SMH - I am perfectly fine! But Jane's husband is in very bad shape again. Please keep them in your prayers. She is taking this hard, it doesn't look good. They need a miracle.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 10:39 PM (pTb/Z)
I'm praying for Jane D'Oh's husband and for Jane right now.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2023 11:10 PM (qpPdw)
There was a little over an hour ago. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
It was there....but not anymore!!
Posted by: Commodore Matt Decker at April 10, 2023 11:10 PM (tjZg/)
I dissent. A crop duster with it's tanks loaded with black paint would *not* be "vandalism."
It would though, be a Work of Art.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2023 11:10 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2023 11:10 PM (r46W7)
Not anymore, no.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 11:08 PM (ZLI7S)
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Now the locals will have to steal their groceries from Walgreens.
Oh wait.
I crack myself up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 11:10 PM (s12c9)
So much for choice.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2023 11:10 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2023 11:11 PM (r46W7)
The conversation has to begin. Either side saying, "no never," and the other side saying "no restrictions ever!" There's no conversation. I'm willing to start. And move from there. If you never start, you'll never make progress.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 11:11 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 10, 2023 11:12 PM (ZZh/+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 11:11 PM (U2p+3)
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My. This is an intriguingly optimistic take on things.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 11:13 PM (s12c9)
It's under unrelenting attack by juveniles, which are a protected class. They are allowed to do utter mayhem without consequence. And they show up in dozens, recording everything on TikTok. Even doing bodily injury to a security person.
It's coordinated.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sore and more at April 10, 2023 11:13 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 11:13 PM (U2p+3)
'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2023 11:13 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2023 11:13 PM (Emce2)
I will not compromise with evil.
And killing babies in the womb, for merely political considerations, is as wrong as it gets.
Goodnight, y'all.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2023 11:14 PM (OrHh5)
Where will people steal their food?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sore and more
This could create a Beaujolais nouveau desert!
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 11:14 PM (7VbA1)
Doc says, "Sperm Is Replaced Completely By Spike Protein In “Vaccinated”."
https://bit.ly/3Gtv5r6
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 11:16 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: nurse ratched
In an ideal world, people (women and men) would have more respect for life and the sanctity of life.
Some people don't....obviously.
I know of several women who were raped (not a joke, and not funny). One thought that if she got pregnant, she would carry the child. She did not get pregnant.
Another was raped, and had an abortion, and she was a strongly practicing Catholic. It was all very traumatizing and scarred her for life.
The world is full of some pretty awful things. I wish it weren't, but it is.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 10, 2023 11:16 PM (tjZg/)
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Well, crap -- I thought the "couple" and "woman he was with" was the platypus!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 10, 2023 11:16 PM (vd5FN)
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 11:17 PM (ojNBr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2023 11:18 PM (386ly)
Doc says, "Sperm Is Replaced Completely By Spike Protein In “Vaccinated”."
https://bit.ly/3Gtv5r6
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 11:16 PM (Bd6X
So does it taste different?
Posted by: Kamala at April 10, 2023 11:19 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2023 11:18 PM (386ly)
There you are Perry!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2023 11:20 PM (fPob1)
So does it taste different?
Posted by: Kamala at April 10, 2023 11:19 PM (r46W7)
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Is that all you ever think about? Slut.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 11:20 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2023 11:22 PM (qpPdw)
Sooo, after reading the article, it appears Mr. Hillegass doesn't think he can convince the new folks at school that his point of view has any merit.
/sad trombone.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 10, 2023 11:23 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: New Zoo Revue at April 10, 2023 11:25 PM (Nn3xT)
>>Oh wait.
>>I crack myself up.
As a former city dweller I feel bad for those like SF Goth who don't deserve this shit but the leadership of leftist shit holes is trying to do this to all of us and if it's a case of them or us I want the cities to die from their own poison.
Get woke, go fuck yourself.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 11:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 11:11 PM (U2p+3)
Precisely. Prudence is a virtue. That means being aware of the context in which you live. It's a fallen world. One can be maximally opposed to abortion and also move forward prudently. Prudence isn't backsliding or rationalizing or accepting abortion.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 11:28 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2023 11:09 PM (386ly
Naa
Newsom wouldn't allow the NG to have bullets.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 11:28 PM (anj39)
Doc says, "Sperm Is Replaced Completely By Spike Protein In “Vaccinated”."
https://bit.ly/3Gtv5r6
Posted by: Blanco Basura -
Any women out there needing a donor, I offer my services:
[ x ] un-vaccinated
[ x ] tall, high IQ
[ x ] AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 11:29 PM (7VbA1)
Posted by: Ladyl
Thank goodness! Thanks for the news - I know you all were worried sick.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 11:30 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 11:28 PM (anj39)
With the "correct" RoE he would. Allowable targets specified.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 11:30 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 11:29 PM (7VbA1)
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The Deplorable Nobel Prize.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 11:30 PM (s12c9)
I used to think Hell was full and we got some occasional overflow of demons.
Now, I think Hell is empty and all the demons are here. LOL!
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sore and more at April 10, 2023 11:31 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 11:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Jack seems we're swimming against the tide.
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 11:31 PM (ojNBr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2023 11:18 PM (386ly)
There you are Perry!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2023 11:20 PM (fPob1)
***
Just in time!
Any longer and Doofensmirtz would have perfected the Cardinator, making him the maker of all greeting cards in the Tri-State area!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 11:31 PM (anj39)
The first man, woman and platypus throuple. Let's see Hallmark come up with a card for that.
Hallmark Christmas movie.
I want a platypus for Christmas. Only a platypus will do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
I used to think Hell was full and we got some occasional overflow of demons.
Now, I think Hell is empty and all the demons are here. LOL!
Any possibility that hell is full of leftists and the demons come here to get away from the noise?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 11:33 PM (Bd6X8)
He's celebrating his transition to "girlhood", not adult womanhood. Nipples are all that's appropriate for this stage of his development into a "girl" (soi disant)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 10, 2023 11:33 PM (0rU8g)
Newsom wouldn't allow the NG to have bullets.
Posted by: Diogenes
With the "correct" RoE he would. Allowable targets specified.
Posted by: Thesokorus
Don't fire till you see the eyes of their whites.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 11:34 PM (63Dwl)
I know. Isn't it great?
If I ever find myself on the popular side I will know I have made a huge mistake.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 11:34 PM (ZLI7S)
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Paging L A Marzuli. L A Marzuli to the white courtesy phone, please.
Posted by: Methos at April 10, 2023 11:34 PM (kOpft)
The good news is even in Portlandistan there are rumblings of the retards figuring out "fucking this buzzsaw hurts!"
It just took 30 fucking years so by 2092 they may get up to 31% non democrat votes...the pity is they will go full fucking commutard.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 11:34 PM (Lzpvj)
"Help Wanted"
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sore and more at April 10, 2023 11:35 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: CppThis at April 10, 2023 11:36 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: AOC at April 10, 2023 11:36 PM (lc5cP)
Any women out there needing a donor, I offer my services:
[ x ] un-vaccinated
[ x ] tall, high IQ
[ x ] AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 11:29 PM (7VbA1)
And if he's out of your price range ladies, consider my offer:
[ x ] un-vaccinated
[ x ] slightly taller then average, iQ in the high 80s
[ x ] also AoS COTW past-winner
[ x ] BOGO offer on Wednesdays
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2023 11:36 PM (fPob1)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2023 11:37 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 10, 2023 11:37 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bank On This at April 10, 2023 11:37 PM (Nn3xT)
Posted by: Kamala at April 10, 2023 11:19 PM (r46W7)
So we joke, but I can't imagine semen saturated with spike protein is going to be any kind of good for you, wherever it ends up.
Posted by: Methos at April 10, 2023 11:38 PM (kOpft)
C'mon, man, they're not all jerk-offs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 11:39 PM (Bd6X8)
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If we can solve slavery, we can solve abortion.
Posted by: Methos at April 10, 2023 11:39 PM (kOpft)
Trouble is, they're right back at it a year or two later. Hence the saying that Minnesota has two seasons, winter and road construction.
Posted by: CppThis at April 10, 2023 11:40 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 11:40 PM (7VbA1)
ICYMI we "solved slavery" to the point that places that never had slavery are now wanting to pay 5 million a head to people who were never slaves....
I think some things are ubsolvable.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 11:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Posted by: Down Under at April 10, 2023 11:41 PM (e8qft)
Posted by: Methos at April 10, 2023 11:39 PM (kOpft)
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I think the "solution" for slavery was, "own a slave, go to prison."
Will that work for abortion?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 11:42 PM (s12c9)
Sometimes people have to touch the stove more than once. Very stupid people but then there are a lot them.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 11:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Never mind....just bein' another moron, and silently amongst the best morons ever!
Ain't sayin' nothing...just passing on some big love to my pals.
Best to you all...
(Wondering why my name gets kicked off on occasion..hmmm)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 10, 2023 11:44 PM (Hgk43)
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 11:29 PM (7VbA1)
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The Deplorable Nobel Prize.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 11:30 PM (s12c9
Does it count that Ace updates a thread with your comment or music link?
Posted by: Beartooth at April 10, 2023 11:44 PM (SJLjq)
Retail food margins even for Whole Wallet are minuscule. Whole Foods lays on a big buffet and hot food section that are great but high maintenance.
Ours down here 20mi south is doing great. The market chain my wife works for whose SF operations are better located is doing well enough with them.
Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2023 11:45 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Methos at April 10, 2023 11:39 PM (kOpft)
Slavery had Lincoln. Abortion has noone.
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 11:45 PM (ojNBr)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 10, 2023 11:46 PM (J00IM)
I'm pretty sure the solution was:
1) we'll outgrow it (which almost worked then the cotton gin) 2) we'll contain it (which almost worked until SCOTUS) 3) We'll allow the slavers to chase the slaves anywhere (which violated the 10th amendment and undermined the whole system) 4) We'll create a party to end it 5) Civil War 6) Can we send them to Africa, Can we send them west, fuck this reonstruction is hard 7) Ah let's allow democrats to win again
Woodrow Wilson and segregation 9) 5 million a head
so "solved"
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 11:46 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: CppThis at April 10, 2023 11:36 PM (PZvjL)
Uh, no.
That's not how the argument really goes. If you can give me a cogent and sensitive argument for murdering just a few babies, I'm all ears. Who gets to choose the babies? Which ones shall we murder first?
Life either begins at conception (and science says it does), or it doesn't. Then the question is, do we believe each life is unique and valuable, or do we devalue innocent life because it is small, or it can't vote, or it can't write beautiful music or paint beautiful pictures or whatever other arbitrary nonsense we are willing to put before the basic right to life.
Don't want kids? Give them to me. I will raise them. I am completely serious about that. If you can't keep it in your pants (and apparently society cannot), then at least make preparations for adoption before you decide murder is the best option.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 10, 2023 11:46 PM (LOVUx)
This is both true and unfair. True wrt to the orgs and the media celebrities. Unfair as to the rank and file. For both sides.
Same with guns.
The modal pro-abort really does want abortions to be readily available and socially approved.
The modal pro-life really does think it is evil and wants it stopped.
But yeah. The pols and the staff of the orgs and the media types like the gravy train and the crisis mentality.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 11:47 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 11:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bank On This at April 10, 2023 11:37 PM (Nn3xT)
Probably better slow down before you wear your dick off, dude.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 10, 2023 11:48 PM (LOVUx)
Goodnight all.
>@elonmusk
>Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 11:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Whip 'em out
Lube 'em up
Rawhide!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 10, 2023 11:50 PM (Bd6X8)
13 weeks like most of the world.
It's not necessarily the moral option but it's the practical option.
Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2023 11:51 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 10, 2023 11:48 PM (LOVUx)
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Dicks are incredibly resilient.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 11:51 PM (s12c9)
If we can solve slavery, we can solve abortion.
Compromise. On your 21st birthday you are a free man.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 10, 2023 11:44 PM (SJLjq)
If you buy her a couple glasses of wine, that line should work.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2023 11:51 PM (fPob1)
Even after being banned, many return here with a different nic but are still the same dick.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2023 11:55 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 11:55 PM (ojNBr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2023 11:51 PM (s12c9)
Well, they do heal over time, but... a pint!?!
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 10, 2023 11:56 PM (LOVUx)
Tonight I'm blowing out enough wind to strap myself to a Radio Flyer and set a land speed record, despite having little to eat today.
I'm sure you all wanted to hear this.
Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2023 11:57 PM (8erNz)
1) we'll outgrow it (which almost worked then the cotton gin) 2) we'll contain it (which almost worked until SCOTUS) 3) We'll allow the slavers to chase the slaves anywhere (which violated the 10th amendment and undermined the whole system) 4) We'll create a party to end it 5) Civil War 6) Can we send them to Africa, Can we send them west, fuck this reonstruction is hard 7) Ah let's allow democrats to win again Woodrow Wilson and segregation 9) 5 million a head
so "solved"
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 11:46 PM (Lzpvj)
Dude here gets it. Also, carpetbaggers and the entrenchment of the "Northeast elite are always morally right and dissidents will be Dealt With" mentality.
Posted by: CppThis at April 10, 2023 11:57 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 11:55 PM (ojNBr)
I saved one. I'll keep trying. Can't help it. Babies are cool.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 10, 2023 11:58 PM (LOVUx)
Funny how the usual FEMANAZI main players "NOW" "CODE PINK" and their other name players are...absent?
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 10, 2023 11:58 PM (J00IM)
"OMG!! Really?!?!? Was it the Ka-boom post?"
"Uh, no. It was one about Jonah Goldberg."
"Seriously!!! The plagiarism one?!?"
"No. It was one where he wrote a tweet that was left-leaning."
"Hang on. My girlfriend is calling me. Oh gosh, her car won't start, I have to pick her up. It was really nice meeting you."
"Wait! Don't you want my number to call about the sperm?"
"Maybe some other time. See ya later. Thanks for the drinks!"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2023 11:59 PM (fPob1)
It reminds me of the lad's boot camp experience....
MREs stopped him up so he was eventually fed fiber pills, sodium citricate, and humiliation...
after giving birth to his shoulder rectally he had a deep and abiding respect for the female condition and finished camp strong.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 11:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2023 12:00 AM (8erNz)
Do the math.
Named for the average multiplied by the number of guys in the band. Learned that here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 11, 2023 12:01 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 11:45 PM (ojNBr)
Come on man, you're forgetting about MeEeEE!1!!
*pounds chest harder*
Posted by: Miss Lindsey, probably pounding something else too at April 11, 2023 12:02 AM (PZvjL)
Always have been...always will be...
SHIT...post THAT on the sidebar tomorrow ACE...
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 12:02 AM (J00IM)
I am formulating a new unifying Sven hypothesis on whether or not we were fucked before the founding....
There would not be a United States of America in all likelihood without the English Commonwealth and the resumption. Helping the monarchy join the republican dollar shave club forced the crown into the batter's box, and when the crown came back it sent the true believer levelers and the main body of the Puritans who were displaced by the Presbyterians and the Anglicans to New England. The proto-Yankees were responsible at their best for the march towards sovereignty of self on spiritual matters, and restrained and culpable central power....at their worst they are judgemental lunatics that will depopulate whole counties over idiotic minutiae.
There would not have been the "fuck you people" spirit aimed back at the UK without them, but once they convinced themselves they had won the moral argument on totalitarianism overseas they got back to work "helping people here."
It has been going on since the late 1600s.
Posted by: sven at April 11, 2023 12:05 AM (Lzpvj)
At least nothing above the shoulder.
Wanted burrito last night but fave outfit (Hispanic run) closed for Easter so it was fuckit, Taco Bell Burrito Supreme.
Guess just working its way out.
Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2023 12:05 AM (8erNz)
I probably should git while the gettin' is good.
Thanks for all the best comments and insight...
I probably should just lurk...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 11, 2023 12:07 AM (Hgk43)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2023 12:08 AM (tkR6S)
Remember the band 10cc? Named for the average ejaculation.
Spoonful
https://youtu.be/oUxYzfLZkpc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2023 12:08 AM (63Dwl)
Naw my lad sven
OBAMA tripped us all for sure...and we find ourselves now so in the preverbal hole...with little recourse.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 12:10 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 11, 2023 12:10 AM (ZZh/+)
One side views abortion as murder, at every stage, full stop.
One side views it as the fullest expression of liberty an personal autonomy.
The two sides are like matter and anti-matter locked in a perpetual death struggle that cannot be won.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2023 12:12 AM (up/3i)
...
It has been going on since the late 1600s.
Posted by: sven at April 11, 2023 12:05 AM (Lzpvj)
I think you're basically right...like most bad things, it started out as a good thing but got out of hand. Seems to be the usual M.O. of the Greco-Roman tradition, really.
Posted by: CppThis at April 11, 2023 12:13 AM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 12:14 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2023 12:15 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: sven at April 11, 2023 12:05 AM (Lzpvj)
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It was the Thirty Years War, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2023 12:15 AM (s12c9)
Democrats want women to believe that they are all down with the struggle when in reality they despise women. Every man who now competes and consistently beats women in athletic events is celebrated as the epitome of female achievement. They hold the intelligence of women in such esteem that they have convinced them the the ugly drag queen is a beautiful happy Mom of perfectly normal children. They hold fairly strong opinions on mutilating children.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2023 12:15 AM (a4EWo)
The two sides are like matter and anti-matter locked in a perpetual death struggle that cannot be won.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
It's like that Star Trek episode with Lazarus.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0708451
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2023 12:17 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sven at April 11, 2023 12:05 AM (Lzpvj)
Sven the greatest empire came from this side of the ocean. Now in decline and fall. Ever it is.
Posted by: JmT at April 11, 2023 12:17 AM (ojNBr)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 11, 2023 12:19 AM (Gz0oe)
The Constitution SPELLED it out!! WHY is there any debate?
WHY are we pussy footing around?
You KNOW where this is going... so WHO ya gonna be?
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 12:19 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: sven at April 11, 2023 12:05 AM (Lzpvj)
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We didn't start the fire
Posted by: Billy Joel at April 11, 2023 12:19 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 11, 2023 12:20 AM (mCh4j)
Eh more like the two English Civil Wars coupled with the settling of accounts after the commoneealth failed. The ECW probably could not have happened without the 30 years war. When the Stuarts came back they sent a lot ofbthe rounrheads' grandkids to the Americas.
Posted by: Sven at April 11, 2023 12:21 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Billy Joel at April 11, 2023 12:19 AM (s12c9)
Billy had some awareness with that tune.
Posted by: JmT at April 11, 2023 12:22 AM (ojNBr)
Posted by: CppThis at April 11, 2023 12:26 AM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2023 12:27 AM (up/3i)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 12:31 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2023 12:33 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2023 12:34 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2023 12:35 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: JmT at April 11, 2023 12:37 AM (ojNBr)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 12:39 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2023 12:41 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 12:43 AM (J00IM)
I'll be the rain
Falling on your fire escape
And I may not be the man
You want me to
That's OK
I brought the platypus too
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 11, 2023 12:44 AM (Bd6X8)
It just took 30 fucking years so by 2092 they may get up to 31% non democrat votes...the pity is they will go full fucking commutard.
Posted by: sven at April 10, 2023 11:34 PM (Lzpvj)
100% mail in voting, Sven.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2023 12:45 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 11:45 PM (ojNBr)
Prior to 1862 it only had Millard Fillmore.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2023 12:47 AM (xhaym)
>Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 11:49 PM (ZLI7S)
He is planning to do the banking system what email did to the telegram business
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2023 12:48 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 11:28 PM (anj39)
FWIW I like to refer to Newsom as that Loathsome Lounge Lizard Greasball.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 11, 2023 12:51 AM (QDJ/1)
Just like the recent voting in Wisconsin where a Supreme Court Judge somehow got 98% of the vote in that state.
There a comments that "Even the North Korean's would be envious of THAT outcome."
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 12:52 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 12:43 AM (J00IM)
What do you see within the ball?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2023 12:54 AM (xhaym)
I think I have finally figured out how to bind books, at least as far as attaching the hard covers.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2023 12:59 AM (xhaym)
It is not a ball...it is a multifaceted rotating cube with flashing angles to distract us from what they are going to do to us.
The time for being compassionately conforming to the now is OVER (ended for me with GAY Marriage in 200
They are going for our CHILDREN
THEY ARE GOING FOR OUR CHILDREN!!!!
WAR!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 01:05 AM (J00IM)
>>If you can give me a cogent and sensitive argument for murdering just a few babies, I'm all ears.
Posted by: tcn in AK,
How about this:
1. All abortion is murder.
2. Parents have superior authority and control over their offspring.
2b. Parental rights are limited only insofar as they affect the community. This includes child abuse, murder (of course,) and some forms of medical, dietary, or educational mistreatment.
3. At such time that abuse is apparent, the state has a responsibility (acting for the community) to take action.
3b. State's authority is limited by that key phrase "becomes apparent."
Therefore, parental murder is legal (but still murder) until the fetus shows. For practical reasons let's say 6 weeks, or heartbeat.
4. State does have authority to outlaw 3rd party assistance from Doctors, Pharmacists, etc., but in today's information and chemical age I do not think that would stop it for those determined to kill their baby.
(to be continued.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 11, 2023 01:11 AM (7VbA1)
For practical matters, I think things can settle out and the pills will be available without anyone being prosecuted if only to prevent a black market or more horrific practices (dumpster babies) by giving all women a chance, albeit a limited one, and thus no excuse for abuse after birth. Abortion after heartbeat or abuse after birth must be punished severely.
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 11, 2023 01:11 AM (7VbA1)
There's ample evidence they don't give a shit about profits or their obligations to stockholders.
Because the "elite" management class doesn't suffer if the business fails. They still get ridiculous millions and the path to the next post is cleared by their demonstration of fealty to the class values
Posted by: azjaeger at April 11, 2023 01:12 AM (3/XaG)
Authority of a parent over his child is the most recent target, the others are pretty much cleaned up.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2023 01:13 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 11, 2023 01:14 AM (QDJ/1)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 11, 2023 01:17 AM (QDJ/1)
Posted by: Kindltot
Well, yes.
I'm agin' it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 11, 2023 01:22 AM (7VbA1)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 11, 2023 01:26 AM (QDJ/1)
FGB and his ilk, under the direction of the 3rd OBAMA term will attempt to take down the REPUBLIC of the United States of America prior to the 2024 elections as they will not allow an election with Donald Trump as a candidate whom they fear most. Just my observation/assessment.
In spite of the RINO's
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 01:27 AM (J00IM)
Budweiser sales dropping like a rock in the South and the rural markets. Wholesalers are "spooked":
https://tinyurl.com/29yhch3n
There is only hope is if "Gen Z" wokesters fight back by buying more Bud in the cities....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 11, 2023 01:27 AM (Mzdiz)
The neck-bearded-hipsters long ago left Pabst Blue Ribbon behind, in favor of chasing the IPA Trail of Bitter Tears.
Should you see the neck-bearded-hipsters now quaffing down cans of Transweiser, well, you'll know the fix is in.
A-B might as well package it in dick-shaped cans, and market the "suck it down" motto as their trademark.
What we do need though, is a comprehensive list of ALL of the A-B brands, right down to the smallest market test label.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2023 01:35 AM (e6UQI)
I dissent. A crop duster with it's tanks loaded with black paint would *not* be "vandalism."
It would though, be a Work of Art.
Posted by: Jim
I do that to the ones in Minnesota all the time.
Though it's white, not black. And more of a "powder coat."
I'll agree it's very artistic when I'm done.
Posted by: Mother Nature at April 11, 2023 01:41 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2023 01:42 AM (/0+YE)
Posted by: Mother Nature at April 11, 2023 01:41 AM (DgGvY)
I'd wager a West Texas hailstorm with golf-ball sized hail-stones, would smash the fk out of a typical "wind farm" installation. Nope, not as in shattering the blades, they're too thick and strong for that.
But the spalling and destruction to the surface layers of the laminates?
Might as well have blasted 'em with howitzers.
You know it's already happened. So do I. Ever wonder though, why it's never reported in the news?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2023 01:45 AM (e6UQI)
Check back in a few months for results.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 11, 2023 01:46 AM (KATBx)
I mean the best Bud has been able to do is convince guys they're not gay if they drink a lite beer.
It's not like a craft beer so that it could catch the attention of a more select audience.
It's not suddenly going to become The Beer of Queers overnight.
Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2023 01:47 AM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: irongrampa
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
Posted by: The Budweiser Frogs at April 11, 2023 01:48 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 11, 2023 01:46 AM (KATBx)
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Spoiler: the idiotess gets fired for tanking her brand.
Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2023 01:48 AM (OaZlZ)
One side views abortion as murder, at every stage, full stop.
One side views it as the fullest expression of liberty an personal autonomy.
The two sides are like matter and anti-matter locked in a perpetual death struggle that cannot be won.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2023 12:12 AM (up/3i)
You know what changed my mind? Seeing the numbers. I read the Guttmacher Institute's statistics on the number of abortions performed each year (1 million a year for the last 45-50 years) - that brought all of my previous thinking to a screeching halt:
https://kochstour.com/2023/01/21/perceptions-11/
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 11, 2023 01:49 AM (SRRAx)
The Anheiser Bush Family sold off their brand years ago so not their direct fault...but that defacto YALE spokes hole yapping her VAJA WOKE URINE STREAM seems to be the new direction fer shizzle...and very sad.
What a cunt...
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 01:57 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sore and more
This could create a Beaujolais nouveau desert!
Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm
You'd be surprised what kinds of good wines you can find for cheap in Tenderloin bodegas.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 11, 2023 01:59 AM (KAi1n)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8stbpp
(Nitter)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 11, 2023 02:00 AM (iWOgL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2023 02:09 AM (a4EWo)
Why anybody would buy watered down beer voluntarily - ya gotta admit that's a stroke of genius from a marketing standpoint.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 11, 2023 02:09 AM (N5Z8e)
Posted by: Biden's Dog
Unless you really need help covering your 5 o'clock shadow. Then they've got the stuff, apparently.
Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2023 02:12 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 11, 2023 02:27 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2023 02:28 AM (a4EWo)
Anyway, goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 11, 2023 02:45 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Farmer at April 11, 2023 02:50 AM (55Qr6)
https://tinyurl.com/2baorjrs
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 11, 2023 02:57 AM (x7OL5)
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 11, 2023 02:59 AM (x7OL5)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 11, 2023 03:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 11, 2023 03:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2023 03:18 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2023 03:18 AM (xhxe
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Aren't you forgetting to link to something?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 11, 2023 03:22 AM (iWOgL)
Example #869,932,631 of a Leftist action that isn't their fault
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2023 03:26 AM (xhxe8)
In spite of the RINO's
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2023 01:27 AM (J00IM)
Julie Kelly says Garland's special prosecutor is the one to fear. Bragg is a clown. The SP plans to put Trump in jail.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 11, 2023 03:27 AM (eGC1J)
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2023 03:31 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 11, 2023 03:34 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 11, 2023 03:35 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 11, 2023 04:06 AM (YGWrB)
All this highlights the dangers of a feminized work environment led by female execs. Gate keeping isn't only for hibbies
Posted by: Xavier Basora at April 11, 2023 08:55 AM (AzxOk)
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I am fairly sure the next stop--or maybe the one after it, at the latest--is a push (every bit as strong as the last few years of transgender propaganda) toward normalizing pedophilia. The groundwork is already being laid (as in the absurd "Minor Attracted Persons" moniker they've been insinuating into the language for a while). Soon enough, expressing disgust or even skepticism about adults having sex with children will be cause for cancellation.
Posted by: Dodd at April 11, 2023 03:37 PM (xiWk9)
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