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Elon Musk Pulls Back the Veil on Twitter's Algorithm, and Researches Discover a New Category of Algorithm Interventions: "GovernmentRequested"

The government was requesting that certain accounts and topics be limited, and others be amplified, that Twitter made up a tag for government requests to throttle information it didn't like and amplify propaganda it did like.

On Friday, Twitter released the recommendation algorithm portion of its code by publishing it on GitHub, where developers post open source software data. Developer Steven Tey dug into the code and found that there is a mechanism through which the US government can "intervene" with the code.

"When needed, the government can intervene with the Twitter algorithm," Tey wrote. "In fact, @TwitterEng (Twitter Engineering) even has a class for it -- 'GovernmentRequested.'"

Tey linked directly to the code on GitHub.

On March 17, Musk announced he was going to make the algorithm open source later in the month and said, "Our 'algorithm' is overly complex & not fully understood internally. People will discover many silly things , but we'll patch issues as soon as they're found!"

David French calls this mere "jawboning" by the government, and reminds you that government has free speech rights too, and most of these free speech rights involve stripping citizens of their free speech rights. Just like the Constitution promises!

More from Hot Air. Twitter's algorithm also empowers liberals to effectively silence conservatives, just by blocking them.

The algorithm slaps a huge penalty on any accounts which have been blocked or muted, making them all-but-radioactive as far as being promoted on Twitter.

This is designed to appease leftists -- who for years and years have been running mass-blocks. If you've ever found that you're blocked by an account you haven't ever interacted with, it's because leftists assemble huge lists of people that they think should be blocked, and then other leftists just take that mass block list and execute it. (I think this can be done with the push of a button.)

The net result is that virtually every conservative on twitter is blocked by nearly every leftwing user -- which the algorithm then takes as proof that those accounts should never, ever be promoted and may even be throttled and prevented from being seen by anyone.


Meanwhile, Musk stripped the New York Times of its blue check. They'll now have to pay for the blue check if they want to pretend at being "verified."

This never should have happened -- but Twitter did it, I'm sure, knowing that this fair-on-its-face algorithm intervention would have enormous consequences on conservatives' speech, given that almost every leftwinger proudly announces which mass-block lists he's implementing.

People who mass-block should not have their mass-blocks incorporated into the algorithm for deciding who is worth promoting and who needs to be suppressed. If someone only has 50 accounts blocked, then they've probably made a real decision about each of those blocks, and maybe it's fair to ding the blocked accounts as far as promotion.

But if someone has blocked ten thousand accounts, then obviously that person has never, ever interacted with most of those blocked accounts, and is just employing a block list to never see a point of view that disagrees with his own. Such mass blocks should be deweighted in importance down to having zero impact, once the list gets long enough.


Elon Musk has made his first big blue check takedown, and his target is one of the most esteemed newspapers in the world.

Twitter previously announced that on Saturday, it would begin "winding down" its "legacy verified program" by removing badges they deemed "legacy verified checkmarks." The move is designed to get users to pay an $8 monthly fee to retain the blue check as part of the company's "Twitter Blue" service.

The New York Times, which has 54.9 million followers on the social media platform, became the most prominent account thus far to lose its blue check.
...

The Times announced earlier this week it was not going to pay the fee to retain its badge, nor would it reimburse any of its staffers. Nearly all other major U.S. journalistic outlets have made the same decision.

Musk was not kind about the Times.


Elon Musk
@elonmusk

The real tragedy of @NYTimes is that their propaganda isn't even interesting

Also, their feed is the Twitter equivalent of diarrhea. It's unreadable.

They would have far more real followers if they only posted their top articles.

Same applies to all publications.

Posted by: Ace at 03:33 PM




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Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2023 03:33 PM (Mkvkw)

2 SPONGE!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2023 03:33 PM (Mkvkw)

3 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2023 03:33 PM (Mkvkw)

4 That’s what it’s all about.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 03, 2023 03:33 PM (glGDV)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
The real tragedy of @NYTimes is that their propaganda isn't even interesting

Also, their feed is the Twitter equivalent of diarrhea. It's unreadable.

They would have far more real followers if they only posted their top articles.

Same applies to all publications.

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Treating people with contempt, especially people who think very highly of themselves, is pretty harsh on the ego. I think this man entertains me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

7 NYT lost it's blue check!!!!

Oh No!!!

Anyway,

Posted by: Just Lily at April 03, 2023 03:35 PM (WWIFD)

8 and LMAO at the times losing its check

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2023 03:35 PM (Mkvkw)

9 Does David French the Apostate have a blue check mark?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 03:36 PM (eGTCV)

10 David French calls this mere "jawboning" ...

Well, an ass like him would know.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:36 PM (wtvvX)

11 The Times announced earlier this week it was not going to pay the fee to retain its badge, nor would it reimburse any of its staffers. Nearly all other major U.S. journalistic outlets have made the same decision.

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Some rando is going to get a fake NYT account and pay for the blue checkmark, and it's going to lead to some small entertainments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

12 David French calls this mere "jawboning" by the government,
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And if anyone knows a thing or two about jawboning....

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2023 03:36 PM (PTLob)

13 Our 1st Amendment has dwindle down

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2023 03:36 PM (xhxe8)

14 They're going to jail Musk.

Posted by: I've decided to get rich at April 03, 2023 03:36 PM (7wwvn)

15 I will say this, I have never seen anyone, outside of government, having more fun lighting 44 billion dollars on fire, than Elon Musk.

G-d Speed good sir.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 03:36 PM (up/3i)

16 Name a Constitional Amendment remembered by Joseph Robinette Biden, the President of the United States.

And get thrown out of the press corpse.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 03, 2023 03:36 PM (glGDV)

17 How long before the NYT changes its policy and get their little blue butt hole back?

Posted by: rd at April 03, 2023 03:37 PM (Z32m1)

18 I will say this, I have never seen anyone, outside of government, having more fun lighting 44 billion dollars on fire, than Elon Musk.

G-d Speed good sir.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 03:36 PM (up/3i)

Honestly, who comes even close?

Howard Hughes?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (wtvvX)

19 Also, their feed is the Twitter equivalent of diarrhea. It's unreadable.

All the big news sites have awful social media presence. Worse than incompetent, they are actively unpleasant and poorly presented. Its so bizarre, all they need is a good headline and a link, but their content is just poor, not so much amateurish as just incompetent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (0hOvj)

20 $8 for a blue check mark. Is that too much to ask?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (glGDV)

21 I want to see Musk ridicule AOC for her zazasmoka idiocy.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (eGTCV)

22 but i will say, are we REALLY shocked there's an entire algorithm that the govt can use to censor "others"? and while i have read the article, was it simply the govt blocking a post, or did they have to make an actual request to get twitter to throttle the post(er)?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (Mkvkw)

23 Do Teslas have AM radios?
Ford is dropping AM due to the electric field surrounding the EV vehicles (when running) won't permit AM radio waves without interference.
You could have an AM radio, it just won't pick up any stations, or so I've read.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (jTmQV)

24 Hey now.....government requested doesn't actually mean the government was trying to stomp on anyone's first amendment rights or anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (ncXxy)

25 Willowed: Who was the Governor that commuted all the death sentences as he was on his way to prison?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023


***
That sounds like the kind of thing Huey Long would have done. But he never did any prison time. Got shot, supposedly by a citizen, in the state capitol building.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (J2vNu)

26 Musk loves him some trans. Fuck him. Also, fuck David French.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (DMyTF)

27 Trump wants to ban all msm cameras from arraignment.

Hmm

Posted by: I've decided to get rich at April 03, 2023 03:39 PM (7wwvn)

28 18 Honestly, who comes even close?

Howard Hughes?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (wtvvX)

========

I don't think that man ever had fun. He looked like he should have had fun, but I'm not sure he ever had it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

29 I've never had a twatter account. Never will have one.

Brother says Truth Social is a significant hook up joint with chicks reaching out all the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Got shot, supposedly by a citizen, in the state capitol building.

I thought his bodyguards did it. It was hella suspicious given that he was really gaining on FDR in the polls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2023 03:39 PM (0hOvj)

31 $8 for a blue check mark. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (glGDV)


That's per month, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Ford is dropping

Like a turd down the pipe.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (DMyTF)

33 Brother says Truth Social is a significant hook up joint with chicks reaching out all the time.

Fake cutie accounts are always trying to get connected on social media with guys. Its hilariously easy to spot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)

34 31 $8 for a blue check mark. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (glGDV)

That's per month, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

========

Shoulda made it per tweet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

35 I thought his bodyguards did it. It was hella suspicious given that he was really gaining on FDR in the polls.
----------------
FDR was a very frail, fragile man.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (xSnmX)

36 I think media should ban reporters from using Twitter. It's a lot easier to be an idiot in 140 characters than to be intelligent.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (eGTCV)

37 Musk needs to create a RED check.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (WmGrA)

38 The only Twitter Feed EVER worth reading was @JohnnyColdCuts

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (tHTIk)

39 Hey now.....government requested doesn't actually mean the government was trying to stomp on anyone's first amendment rights or anything.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (ncXxy)

right, they just asked. twitter, as a private company, had the final say in if anything was actually done or not....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (Mkvkw)

40 Do Teslas have AM radios?
Ford is dropping AM due to the electric field surrounding the EV vehicles (when running) won't permit AM radio waves without interference.
You could have an AM radio, it just won't pick up any stations, or so I've read.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (jTmQV)



I don't think Tesla's have radios at all, just that big tablet in the middle with internet streaming everything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Why does GitHub sound like the name of a pron site to me?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (v4kIh)

42 Willowed: Who was the Governor that commuted all the death sentences as he was on his way to prison?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023

***
That sounds like the kind of thing Huey Long would have done. But he never did any prison time. Got shot, supposedly by a citizen, in the state capitol building.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (J2vNu)



It was George Ryan. I looked it up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 03:41 PM (yQpMk)

43 In related news: author James Patterson is questioning the NYT “bestseller “ list because his top selling book about cops failed to make the list despite more quadruple the sales of some books on the NYT list.

Hoo boy, they are really showing their manipulative ways.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2023 03:41 PM (rNDFM)

44 I have a twitter account just so I can read the links ace posts.
But I never comment on anything.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 03, 2023 03:41 PM (jTmQV)

45 Elon can improve Tittwer immediately by:

1) eliminating blocklists
2) eliminating algorithms (I am ONLY interested in my follows/feed, not what's "for you")
3) also providing an "promotion-free" experience for a few bucks a month

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:42 PM (wtvvX)

46 YouTube chopped off Crowder because he's against children's bodies being mutilated.

Posted by: torabora at April 03, 2023 03:42 PM (OUiUM)

47 It seems like liberals enjoy creating their own echo chambers where they can only hear their own viewpoint rebounding back at them.

It's why they are woefully unprepared to engage conservatives on the merits of any given policy proposal.

They never hear any of the alternate viewpoints or consider all angles of a given situation.

Truly bizarre behavior--unless you are a Leftist, in which case it's only natural and right and true.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2023 03:42 PM (YIVH2)

48 The Bee fights back against Musk's Fascism!!!

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 3h
For just $8 a month, you can sponsor a liberal.

https://tinyurl.com/yckr2238

2:02 minute video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 03:42 PM (Vwz3I)

49 When people say nobody is doing anything to stop election fraud they never mention Musk taking over Twitter. Taking away the left's ability to create narratives is an enormous loss for them.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

50 Republican Illinois governor . Damn on tip of my tongue.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2023 03:43 PM (MNhXM)

51 @28

>>I don't think that man ever had fun. He looked like he should have had fun, but I'm not sure he ever had it.


Hughes banged Ava Gardner, Rita Hayworth, Lana Turner and Faith Domergue.

If the man didn't have fun doing that then he was obviously a Homo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 03:43 PM (up/3i)

52 Musk is taking out the crappy plastic hobby horses and is putting in steel 30' high slides and 16' high monkey bars on the liberals' playground.

Posted by: Bert G at April 03, 2023 03:43 PM (fF0pk)

53 YouTube chopped off Crowder because he's against children's bodies being mutilated.
Posted by: torabora at April 03, 2023 03:42 PM (OUiUM)



His show was giving facts about what happens and what the impact of the drugs are and they suspended him again.

Had he signed that last contract with whomever, he'd be paying them right now.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Ford is dropping AM due to the electric field surrounding the EV vehicles (when running) won't permit AM radio waves without interference.
You could have an AM radio, it just won't pick up any stations, or so I've read.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 03, 2023


***
In the early days of AM radios in cars, the signal got interference from the spark plugs themselves. Resistor plugs solved that problem and it hasn't been an issue for decades. Of course nowhere near as many people listen to AM nowadays.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2023 03:43 PM (J2vNu)

55 Honestly, who comes even close?

Howard Hughes?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (wtvvX)

========

I don't think that man ever had fun. He looked like he should have had fun, but I'm not sure he ever had it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)


Wasn't he banging Jane Russell when he owned RKO?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

56 "The algorithm" is the same as "climate models" and "AI"-- bullshit to fool the stupid and a club to beat the populace who won't otherwise fall for it.

They have a much to do with dispassionate science as astrology.

If you called them, "feelings" it's more honest.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 03, 2023 03:43 PM (YXI6g)

57 twitter libs feel like they can just call you a name and that means they win.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 03, 2023 03:43 PM (jTmQV)

58 43 In related news: author James Patterson is questioning the NYT “bestseller “ list because his top selling book about cops failed to make the list despite more quadruple the sales of some books on the NYT list.

Hoo boy, they are really showing their manipulative ways.
-----------------
Oddly, Valerie Jarrett made the Bestseller list for a day. The NYTs is special.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 03:44 PM (xSnmX)

59 In related news: author James Patterson is questioning the NYT “bestseller “ list because his top selling book about cops failed to make the list despite more quadruple the sales of some books on the NYT list.

Its always been rigged. Always. The list has always been promoting books they wanted promoted with no regard to sales. They got busted a couple decades go with a scam in which they were only counting books sold in specific, carefully selected niche book stores in areas that they could get reliable results. And I believe they were self-reported, not from sales.

Reminds me of when the record stores started reporting sales based on the UPC scan sales, not store owners reporting sales. Suddenly there was an explosion of Country and Contemporary Christian music being sold, when the accurate data was being counted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2023 03:44 PM (0hOvj)

60 Newsom left California so he could secretly confab with his fellow commie rats.

Posted by: torabora at April 03, 2023 03:44 PM (OUiUM)

61 Elon is channeling Donald John

Posted by: observer at April 03, 2023 03:44 PM (FBltX)

62 49 When people say nobody is doing anything to stop election fraud they never mention Musk taking over Twitter. Taking away the left's ability to create narratives is an enormous loss for them.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

Part of the problem is we don’t quite know what to do with Musk… he does not fit nicely into any Style Guide.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2023 03:44 PM (PCK5/)

63 18 Honestly, who comes even close?

Howard Hughes?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:38 PM (wtvvX)

========

I don't think that man ever had fun. He looked like he should have had fun, but I'm not sure he ever had it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

You're probably right, which is amazing considering the stars/starlets he banged and the planes he flew...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:44 PM (wtvvX)

64 So the Gray Lady is turning blue?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2023 03:45 PM (gPjAY)

65 ***
In the early days of AM radios in cars, the signal got interference from the spark plugs themselves. Resistor plugs solved that problem and it hasn't been an issue for decades. Of course nowhere near as many people listen to AM nowadays.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2023 03:43 PM (J2vNu)



Alternator whine was a big player in the older cars, but a cap in the power feed or just really good grounds usually took care of that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Hughes had fun flying . I think that’s it. Even making movies was more of an obsession.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2023 03:45 PM (MNhXM)

67 "We just have to demonstrate that he will not take power if he does run, making sure he - under legitimate efforts of our Constitution - does not become the next president again,” Biden said.

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at April 03, 2023 03:45 PM (VXTO0)

68 Governments have no RIGHTS. They have powers, and responsibilities. They are created by Man and Law... no such thing as a Natural Right for a Government.

Those who speak of Governments or Corporations having Rights... ie things which cannot be taken away, but only punished, are diluting what a Right actually is.

Even the argument that Corporations gain their Free Speech Right, from the people who own it, is false. The speech IS coming from a Person, and said speech should have THEIR Name on it, not the Corporations.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 03, 2023 03:45 PM (oHd/0)

69 64 So the Gray Lady is turning blue?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2023 03:45 PM (gPjAY)

Don't it make my brown eyes blue?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 03:46 PM (eGTCV)

70 I think Hughes enjoyed designing stuff, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2023 03:46 PM (0hOvj)

71 I think Musk's new Twatter symbol is a corgi, ditching the bluebird icon.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/
1642962756906418176

https://tinyurl.com/5crn5jhj

When I just went to Ezra Levant's twatter account that I have bookmarked [without an account of my own] a corgi flashed on screen while it was loading ; and there's a corgi icon next to the account name!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 03:46 PM (Vwz3I)

72 @62

Part of the problem is we don’t quite know what to do with Musk… he does not fit nicely into any Style Guide.

I would say he is a chaotic/neutral paladin, very Tumpian in that regard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 03:46 PM (up/3i)

73 Leftists on Twitter will tell you Musk just "got lucky" in creating his wealth and that he's really not talented or exceptional as a businessman and tech visionary. The most amusing proponents of this theory are the ones almost exclusively on the public payroll that all parrot the same opinions and viewpoints which are never subject to criticism or testing.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 03, 2023 03:46 PM (OZjDX)

74 Trump's plane has landed and is surrounded by security vehicles. Wall to wall coverage on NY television.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 03, 2023 03:47 PM (Zvtjl)

75 'Our' leadership and government wants to throttle free speech?


I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!!

(No, I'm not)

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2023 03:47 PM (qoGsy)

76 Howard Hughes was a ho.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2023 03:47 PM (v4kIh)

77 Hughes designed a great drill bit .

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2023 03:47 PM (MNhXM)

78 So the Gray Lady is turning blue?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2023 03:45 PM (gPjAY)

Don't it make my brown eyes blue?
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 03:46 PM (eGTCV)



She's got a BLLUUUEEEE flame shootin from her brown eye.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Trump's plane has landed and is surrounded by security vehicles. Wall to wall coverage on NY television.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 03, 2023 03:47 PM (Zvtjl)



A slow speed chase through Manhattan!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 03:47 PM (yQpMk)

80 AM Radios have trouble with power lines.

One way to find bad lightning arresters was listen to the AM radio as you drove along a power line.

Posted by: rd at April 03, 2023 03:48 PM (Z32m1)

81 Live coverage of Trump landing from WABC TV NY.

https://abc7ny.com/watch/live/

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 03, 2023 03:48 PM (Zvtjl)

82 @74

>>Trump's plane has landed and is surrounded by security vehicles. Wall to wall coverage on NY television.


More Trump created drama, the man is detestable!!

--
David "I Do Butt Stuff" French.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 03:48 PM (up/3i)

83 >>Part of the problem is we don’t quite know what to do with Musk… he does not fit nicely into any Style Guide.

I don't agree with all of his positions but I have enormous respect for his talents. The guy has out NASAed NASA.

But mostly I admire him for standing up for free speech. He's done more to promote free speech than anyone and without it we are doomed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)

84 73 Leftists on Twitter will tell you Musk just "got lucky" in creating his wealth and that he's really not talented or exceptional as a businessman and tech visionary. The most amusing proponents of this theory are the ones almost exclusively on the public payroll that all parrot the same opinions and viewpoints which are never subject to criticism or testing.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 03, 2023 03:46 PM (OZjDX)

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5 years ago, Musk was the visionary idol of the "IwannaFuckScienceSoHardForRealGuys" part of the left.

He even gets a name drop in the first episode of Star Trek Discovery as one of the great visionaries of history.

And now...that he said, "the government shouldn't be telling people what to think and we need a real free press?" Public enemy #1 (depending on the day, he could fall down to 3).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

85 When I just went to Ezra Levant's twatter account that I have bookmarked [without an account of my own] a corgi flashed on screen while it was loading ; and there's a corgi icon next to the account name!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 03:46 PM (Vwz3I)



Catturd had a cat or whatever is his image is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

86 I don't think Musk is a visionary or a genius, but he's really good at hustling and has tremendous ambition and energy. Like Steve Jobs, he doesn't create new things, he has ideas that he can afford to pay for others to create. Musk didn't design the Tesla on a drawing board, he had a list of stuff he wanted it to do and an idea of how it should perform, and hired the right people to get it done.

Nothing he's come up with is unthinkable by others, in fact its mostly boilerplate near-sci fi stuff. He was smart enough to recognize that electric cars are only really interesting or useful as sport cars, taking advantage of their huge immediate torque for massive off-the-line acceleration. Smart, but not innovative.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2023 03:49 PM (0hOvj)

87 Oh, and you know who else Elon Musk found in the Twitter Algorithm? Yeah... he found that Bastard Elon Musk...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 03, 2023 03:49 PM (oHd/0)

88 71 I think Musk's new Twatter symbol is a corgi, ditching the bluebird icon.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/
1642962756906418176

https://tinyurl.com/5crn5jhj

When I just went to Ezra Levant's twatter account that I have bookmarked [without an account of my own] a corgi flashed on screen while it was loading ; and there's a corgi icon next to the account name!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 03:46 PM (Vwz3I)

Heh. I saw doge too when twitter was loading (on the web).

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:49 PM (wtvvX)

89 The real tragedy of @NYTimes is that their propaganda isn't even interesting

Also, their feed is the Twitter equivalent of diarrhea. It's unreadable.


He's right - there's a Twitter account where all they do is point out grammar and spelling errors in the NYTimes' Twitter posts. (NYT usually but not always corrects them afterwards, but I'm old enough to remember when the advantage of the Big Media over "bloggers in pajamas" was their copy editors).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 03:50 PM (ZGrMX)

90 Wonkish you just described Mark Cuban. There is someone that proves you don’t need to be smart to become a billionaire. One of the negatives of capitalism.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2023 03:50 PM (MNhXM)

91 Got shot, supposedly by a citizen, in the state capitol building.

I thought his bodyguards did it. It was hella suspicious given that he was really gaining on FDR in the polls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2023


***
Quite probably, and possibly by accident. Long didn't die immediately from the wounds. As he was being wheeled into surgery, he told his men, "Nobody talks to the press until I do." Knowing what a publicity-seeking missile he was -- he could have spun the incident as "That ol' Standard Oil tryin' to stop me from helpin' the poor folks of Loozyana" -- makes me think that they needed to concoct a story. One of his guards may have put a couple of rounds into him by accident. Oops!

Weiss (or Weisz), the dentist accused of the shooting, couldn't defend himself; the bodyguards had shot him. And he was not political and was never known to be a Long hater.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2023 03:50 PM (J2vNu)

92 It's why they are woefully unprepared to engage conservatives on the merits of any given policy proposal.
---------

Well yeah but our side is the only side that hasn't realized that shit's pointless and has been since the sun came up for the very first time.

You need to *emotionally* persuade people and because the Left gave have no limits to the lies they will tell or the crap they will support, they have a pretty easy time getting people into the bubble.
And even as people leave the bubble it doesn't matter because they will demonize them (like apostasy) and convert 20 young impressionable minds for every 1 mature adult mind that leaves.

*We* in the main try to get people to "reason" their way out of a bubble they got sucked into emotionally. You even see it sometimes when people here "argue" with the trolls like the trolls give a fuck. It doesn't work. It's all commendable but it's barely better than mental masturbation.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2023 03:50 PM (boWuw)

93 When Republicans (who are big free speech advocates, staunch Constitutionalists and ardent patriots) help pass the Save US All From TikTok Bill, such shadow banning algorithms will no longer be necessary because the government will simply arrest you, seize all of your assets and imprisoned you for looking at or sharing undesirable content.

That will go for this place, too.

But we will be safe from the Chinese from tracking what music we like and what food bloggers we follow. Thank heavens for that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 03, 2023 03:50 PM (eXt3H)

94 79 Trump's plane has landed and is surrounded by security vehicles. Wall to wall coverage on NY television.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 03, 2023 03:47 PM (Zvtjl)


A slow speed chase through Manhattan!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 03:47 PM (yQpMk)

Shoulda rented a Bronco to show up in...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 03, 2023 03:51 PM (oHd/0)

95 81 Live coverage of Trump landing from WABC TV NY.

https://abc7ny.com/watch/live/

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 03, 2023 03:48 PM (Zvtjl)

PLEASE tell me that he hired a band to play "Hail to the Chief" as he descended the stairs to the tarmac...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:51 PM (wtvvX)

96 I think Musk's new Twatter symbol is a corgi, ditching the bluebird icon.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/
1642962756906418176


That's a Shiba Inu, the dog from the "doge" memes.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 03:51 PM (ZGrMX)

97 Maybe getting drunk with Mr Musk on the moon would be the beginning of a profitable friendship.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 03, 2023 03:51 PM (ljAqb)

98 Maybe getting drunk with Mr Musk on the moon would be the beginning of a profitable friendship.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 03, 2023 03:51 PM (ljAqb)


He will stick you with the tab.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 03:52 PM (yQpMk)

99 Twitter is a disease. Musk would be a hero if he shut it down and never revived it. It has done so much to destroy this country it can never be redeemed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 03, 2023 03:52 PM (p+1gI)

100 Huey Long was not someone we wanted to be president, he was even more leftist than FDR, but was also corrupt and probably a loon. But he might have been able to win, and I could easily see the intelligence or military operations going "we cannot have this man be in charge during this war, he will ruin everything".

Which... he probably would have.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2023 03:52 PM (0hOvj)

101 Catturd had a cat or whatever is his image is.
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Not an avatar or the like but a corgi at the top left-hand corner of the page. Clicking on it goes to the twitter.com home page.

Give it a go:
https://twitter.com/ezralevant

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 03:52 PM (Vwz3I)

102 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2023 03:50 PM (J2vNu)

Yeah.... some things you look at and go... hey... wait a second...

Like Patton's lethal Car Accident.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 03, 2023 03:52 PM (oHd/0)

103 Yes, they figured out how to game the sales of books by politicians and people like Valerie Jarrett, but it sounds like what Patterson is alleging is different. He’s had so many bestsellers he’s got to know exactly how his sales map to the NYT list, and for how long. Must be obvious for him to be openly complaining, like they just decided that one book that is pro - police is shut out, period.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2023 03:53 PM (rNDFM)

104 Maybe getting drunk with Mr Musk on the moon would be the beginning of a profitable friendship.

Musk is the only person who could get you to the moon right now. Boeing's having enough trouble with just keeping 737s in the air, and Bezos fucked up so badly Amazon has contracted with Musk for their launches.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 03:53 PM (ZGrMX)

105
Shoulda rented a Bronco to show up in...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 03, 2023 03:51 PM (oHd/0)



Didn't Pawn Stars buy the OJ Bronco?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

106 *We* in the main try to get people to "reason" their way out of a bubble they got sucked into emotionally. You even see it sometimes when people here "argue" with the trolls like the trolls give a fuck. It doesn't work. It's all commendable but it's barely better than mental masturbation.
Posted by: ... at April 03, 2023 03:50 PM (boWuw)
---
Yep. Emotion trumps reason every time. It takes a remarkable mind indeed to reflect on the true merits of an idea and draw a reasonable conclusion. Setting aside ego and emotion is downright impossible for far too many people.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2023 03:53 PM (YIVH2)

107 Trump's "Wrath of Vlad the Impaler" Attorney General must use the Federal RICO law far and wide. Here's one description of RICO for non-lawyers

"Criminal RICO

To violate RICO, a person must engage in a pattern of racketeering activity connected to an enterprise. The law defines 35 offenses as constituting racketeering, including gambling, murder, kidnapping, arson, drug dealing, bribery. Significantly, mail and wire fraud are included on the list. These crimes are known as "predicate" offenses. To charge under RICO, at least two predicate crimes within 10 years must have been committed through the enterprise.

Note that an enterprise is required. This might be a crime family, a street gang or a drug cartel. But it may also be a corporation, a POLITICAL PARTY, or a managed care company."

(caps are mine)

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2023 03:53 PM (AMIL/)

108 Not an avatar or the like but a corgi at the top left-hand corner of the page. Clicking on it goes to the twitter.com home page.

It's not a corgi, it's the Doge dog, a Shiba Inu.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)

109 That's a Shiba Inu, the dog from the "doge" memes.
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I stand [sit??] corrected. There was a doge guy very pleased in the replies to Musk's tweet, above, so I guess that explains that.

Thanks.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 03:54 PM (Vwz3I)

110 Musk is the only person who could get you to the moon right now.

It's the sudden stop that gets you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 03:54 PM (yQpMk)

111 Well, FedGov invested a lot (likely trillions) of dollars in Big Tech over the last several decades. They feel they have a vested interest in it.

You take FedGov money there will always be strings attached.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 03, 2023 03:54 PM (Q4IgG)

112 VLAD THE IMPALER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k2TbI0NTCo


Posted by: GWAR at April 03, 2023 03:55 PM (tHTIk)

113
Give it a go:
https://twitter.com/ezralevant
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 03:52 PM (Vwz3I)


Ah. Ok. That was the same thing for a catturd link I clicked earlier......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

114
Alternator whine was a big player in the older cars, but a cap in the power feed or just really good grounds usually took care of that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


And when we put aftermarket stereo systems into our mid-70s land-whale cruisers, the amplified whine sounded like you had an F-14 under the hood.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2023 03:55 PM (n+4am)

115 I don't know if you guys have noticed but everything sucks. And I don't mean just a little bit; I mean like a drunken Kamala at a San Francisco orgy. (In fact, that's why I haven't been frequenting these hallowed halls as much lately; I just can't be this angry all of the time.) Anyway, a spark of beauty in what I guess is a thing that I never knew existed.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zdx3IIwrt9I

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YeFLMX22BNE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2023 03:55 PM (FVME7)

116 How about that. The CIA was influencing Twitter.


Crazy conspiracy theorists.

@ShellenbergerMD

A growing body of evidence shows U.S. govt officials, agencies, & contractors demanding Facebook & Twitter censor ordinary Americans. Now, an influential censorship advocate has admitted that she worked for the CIA. Who is she? Why is she so influential?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)

117 I know what a Shiba Inu is but not what the Doge dog is.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 03:55 PM (eGTCV)

118 Twitter is a disease. Musk would be a hero if he shut it down and never revived it. It has done so much to destroy this country it can never be redeemed.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 03, 2023 03:52 PM (p+1gI)



There's likely advertising contracts he'd violate should he just shut it down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

119 106 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2023 03:53 PM (YIVH2)

It is why the "precautionary principle" has always been a dagger aimed at the heart of the American experiment.

At the end of the day right around the time the 19th amendment was ratified the bomb began ticking.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 03:56 PM (Lzpvj)

120 116 @ShellenbergerMD

A growing body of evidence shows U.S. govt officials, agencies, & contractors demanding Facebook & Twitter censor ordinary Americans. Now, an influential censorship advocate has admitted that she worked for the CIA. Who is she? Why is she so influential?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)

========

"You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide."
-the Left, also the bad guys from Harry Potter, the only book they've ever read

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

121 Christopher I think you sell Musk short . He is much more involved in the nuts and bolts of his companies. I think just a quick read of his Wiki entry will possibly change your mind.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2023 03:56 PM (MNhXM)

122 Fake cutie accounts are always trying to get connected on social media with guys. Its hilariously easy to spot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)

I became suspicious after she put her dick in my ass and then never called me back.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2023 03:56 PM (ErQaS)

123 Boss just told me I can take off early! Woo hoo!

I'm-a gonna live dangerously and stop at the local Dollar Tree on the way home. (If you don't think that's living on the edge, you haven't seen the Dollar Trees in my neighborhood.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2023 03:57 PM (J2vNu)

124 25 bucks on the Shiba Inu against the Corgi.

Posted by: Michael Vick at April 03, 2023 03:57 PM (h5TKJ)

125 @118

>>There's likely advertising contracts he'd violate should he just shut it down.

There's also the dream of recouping the billions he lit on fire buying it.

It's a pipe dream, still, a dream none the less.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 03:57 PM (up/3i)

126 122 Posted by: ... at April 03, 2023 03:56 PM (ErQaS)

Well we are losing global reserve currency status this year so the lady will be wrong holing a lot of folks soon.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 03:57 PM (Lzpvj)

127 122 Fake cutie accounts are always trying to get connected on social media with guys. Its hilariously easy to spot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)

I became suspicious after she put her dick in my ass and then never called me back.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2023 03:56 PM (ErQaS)

Not a fan of Thai food?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:58 PM (wtvvX)

128 I think this man entertains me.

I think I’ll play with them awhile…

…before annihilation.

Posted by: Musk von Sydow at April 03, 2023 03:58 PM (EXyHK)

129 "and reminds you that government has free speech rights too"

Well, Joe Biden, as President, has free speech rights.

However, some bureaucrat at DHS telling Twitter to censor Alex Berenson, does not.

David French really isn't that bright.

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 03, 2023 03:58 PM (i7Q7S)

130 This guy has a lot of open sourced info on Musk.

https://ytube.io/3cej

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 03:58 PM (yQpMk)

131 Twitter is a disease. Musk would be a hero if he shut it down and never revived it. It has done so much to destroy this country it can never be redeemed.


It's too late.

All social media has already hijacked peoples' dopamine regulation mechanisms.

They'd just find the next loop-machine.

Now if you want to shut down the internet entirely, that might make some headway.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 03, 2023 03:58 PM (eXt3H)

132 129 Posted by: Jay in PA at April 03, 2023 03:58 PM (i7Q7S)

He is a lot like Vindman, essentially the military is full of people who forget that the point is to serve the people not necessarily the whim of government.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (Lzpvj)

133 Musk taking over Twitter in combo with Roe v Wade being overturned had me cross back over the Rubicon.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (MNhXM)

134 The hot WEF linked PM of Finland is out.

Things aren't going that well for globalists these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

135 bool govReq = true; // GovernmentRequested, default true

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (MvF+J)

136
David French really isn't that bright.
Posted by: Jay in PA at April 03, 2023 03:58 PM (i7Q7S)

It's dark where he keeps his head.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (eGTCV)

137 David French is the Brian Stelter of Rick Wilsons.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (wtvvX)

138 David French really isn't that bright.

His wife is hittable.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (DMyTF)

139 And when we put aftermarket stereo systems into our mid-70s land-whale cruisers, the amplified whine sounded like you had an F-14 under the hood.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2023


***
My '75 Ford Maverick only had an AM radio, so I added Pioneer Supertuner for FM and cassette tapes that hung under the dash. Reminded me of Mr. Sulu's helm console on Star Trek, just smaller.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (J2vNu)

140 131 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 03, 2023 03:58 PM (eXt3H)

#SOON

//Carrington Event of the other side of the sun this time

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:00 PM (Lzpvj)

141 David French is the Brian Stelter of Rick Wilsons.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (wtvvX)



A sex machine?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

142 David French really isn't that bright.

His wife is hittable.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (DMyTF)



Indeed.

Posted by: The 7th Fleet at April 03, 2023 04:00 PM (yQpMk)

143 134 Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Putin rattling the saber reminded them of their national identity and its fragility.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:00 PM (Lzpvj)

144 "In fact, @TwitterEng (Twitter Engineering) even has a class for it -- 'GovernmentRequested.'"

Not very stealthy in naming their classes, are they? I would have suggested 'StateSponsoredCensorship'.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 03, 2023 04:01 PM (Xrfse)

145
***
My '75 Ford Maverick only had an AM radio, so I added Pioneer Supertuner for FM and cassette tapes that hung under the dash. Reminded me of Mr. Sulu's helm console on Star Trek, just smaller.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2023 03:59 PM (J2vNu)



The Supertuner series were solid stereos back in the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Two videos that show God does exist:

Whatever you think is about to happen in this video, you're wrong

https://tinyurl.com/mr2rw5e3
__

Incredible video shows skier saving snowboarder who was buried alive under deep, heavy snow. The skier BARELY noticed him as he skied past.

https://tinyurl.com/mtv8tvhp

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 03, 2023 04:01 PM (278Ea)

147 Is that a white Bronco at the head of the Trump motorcade??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 04:02 PM (Vwz3I)

148 At one point today my short position was up 2.5%. Now it's only up .88%.

Damn optimists.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:02 PM (yQpMk)

149 144 Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 03, 2023 04:01 PM (Xrfse)

More evidence they are either that brazen or that cocksure they are not ever losing power again....

don't know which it is yet.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:02 PM (Lzpvj)

150 Methods of class Gov: doTax(), doWar(), doSpy(), doRaid(), doIndict().

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at April 03, 2023 04:02 PM (MvF+J)

151 Not very stealthy in naming their classes, are they? I would have suggested 'StateSponsoredCensorship'.

They weren't expecting us to be able to see it, any more than the people writing the global warming hoax FORTRAN that was leaked in the East Anglia documents expected us to see the comments that it was in fact making shit up so Michael Mann would be happy.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:04 PM (ZGrMX)

152 The Supertuner series were solid stereos back in the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 03, 2023 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

I miss my Alpine AM/FM cassette deck. Sounded great, and those green buttons were soooo cool.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 04:04 PM (wtvvX)

153 Incredible video shows skier saving snowboarder who was buried alive under deep, heavy snow. The skier BARELY noticed him as he skied past.

https://tinyurl.com/mtv8tvhp


This one made me feel like I was suffocating. Would have liked to see the guy get out so I could stop breathing for him. LOL

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 03, 2023 04:04 PM (sI15f)

154 More evidence they are either that brazen or that cocksure they are not ever losing power again....

don't know which it is yet.

Posted by: sven a

At this point they're just doing that thing on your face.

Posted by: I Mean at April 03, 2023 04:05 PM (7wwvn)

155 The only people who read the New Yawk Times are idiots who think they are impressing the people around them.

The New Yawk Times is Hot Garbage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2023 04:05 PM (KaRdo)

156 I'm sure it's totally unrelated but dogecoin is up 22% today.

Musk sure is lucky.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)

157 McTurtle still recovering from his faceplant is very convenient. Too convennient.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 03, 2023 04:05 PM (DMyTF)

158 I'm sure it's totally unrelated but dogecoin is up 22% today.

At least until the RESTRICT Act bans non-FedCoins.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:06 PM (ZGrMX)

159 155 Some of the cooking recipes look OK.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at April 03, 2023 04:06 PM (MvF+J)

160 The Ford Maverick sucked.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:07 PM (fWTJL)

161 @157

>>McTurtle still recovering from his faceplant is very convenient. Too convennient.

I mean he is 80 after all, when I was a kid a little old lady fell over her shopping cart, hit her head and died on the spot.

Here's hoping there is a shopping cart incident in McConnell's future.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:07 PM (up/3i)

162 >>The Ford Maverick sucked.


AMC.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:08 PM (tHTIk)

163 161 Here's hoping there is a shopping cart incident in McConnell's future.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:07 PM (up/3i)

=======

Like...he sees one in person for the first time in decades?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)

164 160 Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:07 PM (fWTJL)

It was a granny muscle car, you could put a 302 in it and make a sleeper.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:08 PM (Lzpvj)

165 The ex-Finnish PM is cute, but I wouldn’t really call her hot. Unlike the Dutch farmer spokeschick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2023 04:09 PM (v4kIh)

166 The whole stupid thing with Imagine is that we don't need to imagine

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today,


We had that. It was called the Soviet Union. National Socialist Germany. The People's Republic of China.

And so on.

If that's what you want then Imagine is the song for you.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2023 04:09 PM (lc5cP)

167 The Ford Maverick sucked.
------------
The Ford Theatre too.

Posted by: zombie abraham lincoln at April 03, 2023 04:09 PM (Vwz3I)

168 The ex-Finnish PM is cute, but I wouldn’t really call her hot. Unlike the Dutch farmer spokeschick.

For the record she's the hottest non-Japanese cat girl I've seen.

Posted by: Obligatory at April 03, 2023 04:09 PM (lc5cP)

169 It was a granny muscle car, you could put a 302 in it and make a sleeper.
Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:08 PM (Lzpvj)


I had the 302, it still sucked.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:09 PM (yQpMk)

170 148 At one point today my short position was up 2.5%. Now it's only up .88%.

Damn optimists.
-----------------
Yep. I feel your pain. This market trades on deep state emo alone. Imaging losing the ability to price the world to the Saudis and thinking its a good thing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:09 PM (fWTJL)

171 The Ford Maverick sucked.

Most cars sucked in the 70s. Ford did overachieve though, with the Pinto and the Mustang II.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:11 PM (ZGrMX)

172 I'm sure it's totally unrelated but dogecoin is up 22% today.

So Earnings
Much Moneys
Stonks
Investment Wagging

Posted by: Some Doge at April 03, 2023 04:11 PM (lc5cP)

173 >>Most cars sucked in the 70s.


1970 was the last gasp.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:11 PM (tHTIk)

174 167 The Ford Maverick sucked.
------------
The Ford Theatre too.
--------------
Heh, my great, great, great distant cousin was outside holding Booth's horse for him. He got Booth across the Potomac and then headed for Cuba and then England.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:11 PM (fWTJL)

175 I wonder if Schwab will cut off payments to his marginally-attractive Finnish pawn now that she's no longer useful to him.

OnlyFans, here comes Sanna!

Posted by: spindrift at April 03, 2023 04:11 PM (h5TKJ)

176 169 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:09 PM (yQpMk)

I am at a loss on how a 302 or 351 packed Maverick could suck, hell they even came in 4 door.

I had a 302 4 door that I did up like a Mad Max Pursuit Special-I was happy with it.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:11 PM (Lzpvj)

177 I had a friend that owned the Mustang II with the 302. He said you had to disassemble the engine compartment to change the spark plugs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:12 PM (yQpMk)

178 @146 SMH-snowboarder in that video is lucky he landed in the well the way did. If he was folded up and had an abdominal restriction from breathing that might have got him before Co2 asphyxiation.

Posted by: JROD at April 03, 2023 04:12 PM (IlL6s)

179 Hmm. [No cause of death given yet.]

||Former Canadian men's basketball national team member and Olympian Greg Francis has died at the age of 48.

Canada Basketball confirmed the news on Monday.

Francis competed for Canada at both the 1998 FIBA men’s world championship and 2000 Sydney Olympic Games.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 04:12 PM (Vwz3I)

180 >>I am at a loss on how a 302 or 351 packed Maverick could suck, hell they even came in 4 door.


4 Doors More Whores.


Seriously, though. 4 Door Vehicles are shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:13 PM (tHTIk)

181 177 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:12 PM (yQpMk)

Very true, the worst was the 75-81 era the more extra shit EPA crammed into the engine case the narrower the horizontal and vertical spacing got around the powerplant.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:13 PM (Lzpvj)

182 OnlyFans, here comes Sanna!

Out: Brave feminist politician

In: Feet Pics

Posted by: Some Sanna on Only Fans at April 03, 2023 04:13 PM (lc5cP)

183 In the 1980s I drove a 1973 Chevy Nova. I liked that car.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 03, 2023 04:13 PM (Wy1BU)

184 >> I had a friend that owned the Mustang II with the 302. He said you had to disassemble the engine compartment to change the spark plugs.


A lot of Corvettes are famous for this.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:13 PM (tHTIk)

185 180 Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:13 PM (tHTIk)

Eh, sometimes you need to be able to throw people bodily into your vehicle....

also I have had several companions who desired to accompany me in my wanderings.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:14 PM (Lzpvj)

186 👀

@unusual_whales 2h
BREAKING: Blackstone, $BX, has again blocked withdrawals from its $70 billion real estate income trust in March.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2023 04:14 PM (jzzG8)

187 @163

>>Like...he sees one in person for the first time in decades?

Yeah, something like that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:14 PM (up/3i)

188
||Former Canadian men's basketball national team member and Olympian Greg Francis has died at the age of 48.


Someone linked a study showing the clot shot reduced life expectancy by...25 years.

The article they linked was somewhat dubious but...in shape 48 year olds don't normally die absent foul play...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2023 04:14 PM (lc5cP)

189 @ShellenbergerMD

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)

Just read the substack. Infuriating. An unaccountable leviathan "parsing" our media consumption and generously sprinkling it with outright lies.

Her involvement in "Project Birmingham" especially interesting.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 03, 2023 04:15 PM (AbL8c)

190 >>A lot of Corvettes are famous for this.

So was my Porsche 914.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)

191 Yeah but the Maverick didn't monitor your every move.
Embrace the suck!

Posted by: yep at April 03, 2023 04:15 PM (sPYbd)

192 188 Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2023 04:14 PM (lc5cP)

My boosted once Moderna non-svelte ass must be a tank then.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:16 PM (Lzpvj)

193 184 >> I had a friend that owned the Mustang II with the 302. He said you had to disassemble the engine compartment to change the spark plugs.


A lot of Corvettes are famous for this.
---------------
GM made another car like this in the early 90s. You had to buy a special wrench to change the back two spark plugs. Can't remember its name. It was a shit car.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:16 PM (fWTJL)

194 186 👀

@unusual_whales 2h
BREAKING: Blackstone, $BX, has again blocked withdrawals from its $70 billion real estate income trust in March.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2023 04:14 PM (jzzG

========

Backing down from ESG is not in the cards, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

195 Embrace the suck!

AGAIN WILLIE?!?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 03, 2023 04:16 PM (lc5cP)

196 A lot of Corvettes are famous for this.

As is the GM LS series in general.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:16 PM (ZGrMX)

197 I had a friend that owned the Mustang II with the 302. He said you had to disassemble the engine compartment to change the spark plugs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:12 PM (yQpMk)

GM Northstar V8 - the starter was located between the block and the intake manifold.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 03, 2023 04:16 PM (OgrpQ)

198 Quote Tweet MarketWatch @MarketWatch · 1h
Bud Light draws backlash after promoting trans activist Dylan Mulvaney, but marketing pros say it’s a smart move

zerohedge @zerohedge · 1h
were the marketing pros recently employed by twitter?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 04:16 PM (Vwz3I)

199 >>So was my Porsche 914.


That's like a VW. You just pull the engine.

Takes about 25 minutes.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:17 PM (tHTIk)

200 @166

>>The whole stupid thing with Imagine is that we don't need to imagine


Imagine was John's soul crying out to be free of Yoko Ono.

Discuss...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:17 PM (up/3i)

201 I am at a loss on how a 302 or 351 packed Maverick could suck

I think the 302 in the Maverick made 140HP tops.

They did make a Grabber version. That might have had more go.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:17 PM (yQpMk)

202 With Musk's revelations of government sponsored tweet influencing - isn't this election interference? (nod yes).

Will anyone be held accountable? (shake your head).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 03, 2023 04:17 PM (N39Ws)

203 198 Quote Tweet MarketWatch @MarketWatch · 1h
Bud Light draws backlash after promoting trans activist Dylan Mulvaney, but marketing pros say it’s a smart move

zerohedge @zerohedge · 1h
were the marketing pros recently employed by twitter?
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 04:16 PM (Vwz3I)

========

When Bud Lite sales decline by 5% this quarter, it will be blamed on Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

204 183 In the 1980s I drove a 1973 Chevy Nova. I liked that car.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 03, 2023 04:13 PM (Wy1BU)

*Narrows eyes*

My college girlfriend in the '80s drove a beat-up old Nova. Yours wasn't blue, was it?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 03, 2023 04:17 PM (BTgKJ)

205 And now, a little comedy relief.

Joe Manchin Hints at Centrist Run for President

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2023 04:18 PM (FVME7)

206 GM Northstar V8 - the starter was located between the block and the intake manifold.

Most of Toyota's V8s do that too. It's kind of irresistable to engineers on V engines because the flywheel's right there.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:18 PM (ZGrMX)

207 >>I think the 302 in the Maverick made 140HP tops.


2 BBL Carb and an automatic with 2.75 - 3.25 Gearing, too.

Didn't take much to fix all that, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:18 PM (tHTIk)

208 200 Imagine was John's soul crying out to be free of Yoko Ono.

Discuss...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:17 PM (up/3i)

=========

Mark David Chapman was actually a hitman hired by Lennon to kill Yoko, but Chapman misunderstood his instructions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

209 The football player that almost died in Dec made the mistake of getting a booster and then playing a game which of course sends the spike proteins right to your heart.

One of the biggest open questions is, does the clot shot injure you or not when you get it and if it doesn't you are free (the spike proteins stay in your arm) or...is everyone basically screwed once they get it?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2023 04:18 PM (lc5cP)

210 I give you Gremlin and Pacer. Please explain the why.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:19 PM (fWTJL)

211 I think we've heard about enough from Arkansas.

Former Republican Governor Asa Hutchinson Announces 2024 Presidential Campaign

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2023 04:19 PM (FVME7)

212 205 And now, a little comedy relief.

Joe Manchin Hints at Centrist Run for President
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2023 04:18 PM (FVME7)

========

*reads tea leaves*

Manchin knows he can't win in 2024 in WV, so he's decided that he's going to grift on a larger scale: a hopeless presidential primary campaign that takes in at least $20 million.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

213 zerohedge @zerohedge · 1h
Crypto Jumps After Musk Changes Twitter Icon To Dogecoin

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 03, 2023 04:19 PM (Vwz3I)

214 >>I give you Gremlin and Pacer. Please explain the why.


Pretty sure they made a HiPo Gremlin / Pacer. Crazy rare cars.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:20 PM (tHTIk)

215 Imagine was John's soul crying out to be free of Yoko Ono.

Nah, he was still trying to fit in with her and her Marxist friends when he wrote that.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:20 PM (ZGrMX)

216 211 I think we've heard about enough from Arkansas.

Former Republican Governor Asa Hutchinson Announces 2024 Presidential Campaign
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2023 04:19 PM (FVME7)

========

GOPe is going to kill each other to get the 15% of Republican primary voters that won't vote for Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

217 Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 03, 2023 04:16 PM (lc5cP)

Again implies you ever stop

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2023 04:20 PM (2zuWP)

218 I could be wrong, but I'm not sure that tranny-tising on on the can can hurt Bud sales. Your average Bud drinker is committed to drinking pisswater as a lifestyle. How far behind can drinking from the tap be for those people?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 03, 2023 04:20 PM (KFhLj)

219 Eh mom had a 72 Mach 1 with a 428 Police Interceptor engine and a six pack......

She lost it drag racing on OH 202 back in the day.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:20 PM (Lzpvj)

220 205 And now, a little comedy relief.

Joe Manchin Hints at Centrist Run for President
---------------
He'd likely get moar Dem Primary Votes than Kamala or Joe.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:20 PM (fWTJL)

221 Remember when the Demedia was calling Fox News "The State-run Media" because it might have been more positively disposed to Trump than the 90%-negative DC press?

They are so funny.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2023 04:20 PM (krQz2)

222 I sold, or tried to sell, an early 2000s Mercedes Benz, which had the battery in the trunk. That maybe wasn't too bad but if the battery was dead and in need of a boost you had to get into the trunk. The release was powered by the battery. It was a pain in the ass.
It could be opened by a key but the trunk lid was crazy heavy and had to be held open while you were boosting the battery.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 04:21 PM (eGTCV)

223 220 He'd likely get moar Dem Primary Votes than Kamala or Joe.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:20 PM (fWTJL)

=======

Not ballots, though.

It'd be hilarious if Manchin won IA, NH, SC, and then Biden still won the primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

224 My college girlfriend in the '80s drove a beat-up old Nova. Yours wasn't blue, was it?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Nope! Candy Apple red. Had a 350 engine and a three speed manual shift on the floor.
I had only driven three on the tree so it took some getting used to.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 03, 2023 04:21 PM (Wy1BU)

225 >>Eh mom had a 72 Mach 1 with a 428 Police Interceptor engine and a six pack......


That Engine is something.

The 72 Mach 1, though...

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:21 PM (tHTIk)

226 My first car was a 72 Chevy Impala that made a whopping 180 HP out of a V8 engine.

Now mind you, a 72 Impala was a land whale and it drove like one too.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:22 PM (up/3i)

227 He'd likely get moar Dem Primary Votes than Kamala or Joe.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:20 PM (fWTJL)
---
He could possibly primary Joe! LOFL!!

Ohpleaseletthathappenohpleaseohplease!

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2023 04:22 PM (krQz2)

228 Explain the Vega. I never saw one that wasn't falling apart.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:22 PM (yQpMk)

229 The CMA this year were woke AF. Drag queens, rap, etc.

Glad I don't listen to any of that shit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 03, 2023 04:22 PM (DMyTF)

230 I give you Gremlin and Pacer. Please explain the why.

Smaller cars had a head start on a lot of the EPA interference that was coming down the line. And they were better attempts at a small car than anything the Big 3 were doing, not that that's a high bar.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:22 PM (ZGrMX)

231 You can never trust a woman.

Caitlyn Jenner Says “Radical Rainbow Mafia Has Hijacked LGBT People,” “They Are Domestic Terrorists”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2023 04:23 PM (FVME7)

232 Explain the Saturn.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 04:23 PM (eGTCV)

233 Now mind you, a 72 Impala was a land whale and it drove like one too.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:22 PM (up/3i)



You could land aircraft on the hood if you turned it into the wind.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:23 PM (yQpMk)

234 He could possibly primary Joe! LOFL!!

The day he seriously started thinking about it we'd find out that Manchin is a racist.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2023 04:23 PM (lc5cP)

235 I give you Gremlin and Pacer. Please explain the why.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:19 PM (fWTJL)

California Institute of Design. But the Gremlin X and Pacer X came with 360 cid. Both coffins on wheels.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 03, 2023 04:23 PM (OgrpQ)

236 Caitlyn Jenner Says “Radical Rainbow Mafia Has Hijacked LGBT People,” “They Are Domestic Terrorists”

There is no difference between what Dylann Roof did and what the transecutioner did in TN. Except in how the FNM handled it...oh and the legion of NGOs that were helping the tranny murder.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2023 04:24 PM (lc5cP)

237 @228

>>Explain the Vega. I never saw one that wasn't falling apart.

As others have noted, most American cars of the 70s and 80s sucked donkey dick.

The first fun to drive car I owned was and RX7.

I miss that car dearley.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:24 PM (up/3i)

238 A friend liked owning big boat type cars. Seagulls would circle it when it was parked.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 04:24 PM (eGTCV)

239 I saw Gremlins and Pacers race at Mid-Ohio Raceway in the 70s. SCCA sanctioned races with slightly modified cars with safety upgrades. They ran against Rabbits and LeCars and such. It was a lot of fun to watch.

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2023 04:24 PM (iayUP)

240 236 There is no difference between what Dylann Roof did and what the transecutioner did in TN. Except in how the FNM handled it...oh and the legion of NGOs that were helping the tranny murder.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2023 04:24 PM (lc5cP)

========

We do know that Roof kind of felt bad about what he was about to do before he did it.

No such indication from tranny in Nashville.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

241 The single most impressive bit of driving I have ever seen was pulled off by a guy in a Gremlin with studded tires.

Passed me on a pass in a whiteout blizzard. Like I was going in reverse.

And I was driving an Audi Quattro w/ Blizzaks on it.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:25 PM (tHTIk)

242 Explain the Vega. I never saw one that wasn't falling apart.

I think 70s GM pretty much just built cars out of rust. Saved time.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:25 PM (ZGrMX)

243 One of the biggest open questions is, does the clot shot injure you or not when you get it and if it doesn't you are free (the spike proteins stay in your arm) or...is everyone basically screwed once they get it?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2023 04:18 PM (lc5cP)

Just a SWAG (scientific wild ass guess)... if the shot hits an artery? it gets spread around your body.... if it hits a vein? it does straight to your heart. If it hit NEITHER, it stays in your arm like it is supposed to.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 03, 2023 04:26 PM (oHd/0)

244 Talking about cars and trannies--convergence.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 04:26 PM (eGTCV)

245 Explain the Vega. I never saw one that wasn't falling apart.
---
I drove a Vega. It was a rust bucket that drove great. I didn't need a key to get something from my trunk.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2023 04:26 PM (krQz2)

246 Nope! Candy Apple red. Had a 350 engine and a three speed manual shift on the floor.
I had only driven three on the tree so it took some getting used to.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 03, 2023 04:21 PM (Wy1BU)

I am relieved.

My first car was my dad's old '66 Mustang, which also had a 3-speed manual on the floor. The clutch on that thing was a cast-iron beyotch to negotiate with.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 03, 2023 04:26 PM (BTgKJ)

247 Explain the Vega. I never saw one that wasn't falling apart.


For two years there was a Cosworth edition Vega, mostly a trim package, but ran Cosworth designed heads.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 03, 2023 04:26 PM (OgrpQ)

248 My first vehicle was a '75 Chevy Bl*zer, full-time 4 wheel drive. The lights kept shorting out (electrical wiring and rust are not friends), and I had to replace the starter motor in the middle of winter. and this was in Alaska.

I have mixed feelings about the Chevy Bl*zer. Still, when it was running, it was a mudder.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 03, 2023 04:26 PM (xPJvm)

249 My father had a 1972 Impala convertible. Orange and white like this one

https://bityl.co/I05T

It was fun to cruise around in, even in the winter you could have the top down if you were in the front seat and had the windows up. Amazing heater on that thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:26 PM (yQpMk)

250 BREAKING:

Asa Hutcheson: Trump should step aside for the good of the party.


F**k You motherf**ker, F**K YOU!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:27 PM (up/3i)

251 >>The first fun to drive car I owned was and RX7.


Those are like the Subaru WRX.


And Crocs.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:27 PM (tHTIk)

252 I guess some folks can type the word bl*zer without being scolded. I can't.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 03, 2023 04:27 PM (xPJvm)

253 250 BREAKING:

Asa Hutcheson: Trump should step aside for the good of the party.


F**k You motherf**ker, F**K YOU!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:27 PM (up/3i)

========

"This is the man for us!"
-Wal-Mart, and literally no one else

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

254 167 The Ford Maverick sucked.
------------
The Ford Theatre too.

Posted by: zombie abraham lincoln at April 03, 2023 04:09 PM (Vwz3I)

Fun to ride shotgun in it though.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 04:28 PM (wtvvX)

255 Caitlyn Jenner Says “Radical Rainbow Mafia Has Hijacked LGBT People,” “They Are Domestic Terrorists”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2023 04:23 PM (FVME7)


I only wanted this ridiculous nutbar notion to go *that* far!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner points at a passing signpost while hurtling down the slippery slope at April 03, 2023 04:28 PM (h5TKJ)

256 I had friends with an old VW Beetle. They had to have one of those plastic frost shields on the windshield.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 03, 2023 04:28 PM (eGTCV)

257 BREAKING:

Asa Hutcheson: Trump should step aside for the good of the party.


Asa/Cheney 2024

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 03, 2023 04:28 PM (DMyTF)

258 The Daily Daddario has entered a state of deep contemplation at the New York Times' troubles:

https://tinyurl.com/56v52p4p

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

259 255 I only wanted this ridiculous nutbar notion to go *that* far!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner points at a passing signpost while hurtling down the slippery slope at April 03, 2023 04:28 PM (h5TKJ)

========

"Listen, I'm in total control. This ain't getting' out of hand at any time."
-Robespierre

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

260 The Daily Daddario has entered a state of deep contemplation at the New York Times' troubles:

https://tinyurl.com/56v52p4p
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:28 PM (LvTSG)


She moves me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:29 PM (yQpMk)

261 2% of the US population creates 80% of Twitter traffic. Ergo ipso F all of ‘em. They can’t block you or whatever if you’re not on the stupid thing.

Posted by: Queegueg the Harpooner at April 03, 2023 04:30 PM (KQtp9)

262 Those are like the Subaru WRX.


And Crocs.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:27 PM (tHTIk)

My current daily is a 06 WRX STI running 485 hp at the wheels. I do not own a set of crocs, I don't vape and I am not a lesbian.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 03, 2023 04:30 PM (OgrpQ)

263 >>"Listen, I'm in total control. This ain't getting' out of hand at any time."
-Robespierre


Good. If you need me, I'll be in the bath.

Posted by: Marat at April 03, 2023 04:30 PM (tHTIk)

264 He could possibly primary Joe! LOFL!!

The day he seriously started thinking about it we'd find out that Manchin is a racist.
Posted by: 18-1

Or that he fell out of a window.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2023 04:30 PM (FVME7)

265 219 Eh mom had a 72 Mach 1 with a 428 Police Interceptor engine and a six pack......

She lost it drag racing on OH 202 back in the day.
=====
Got a Beach Boys song in my head now. Been on OH 202 north of Huber Heights recently, I guess back in the day it was great for racing.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 03, 2023 04:30 PM (W+kMI)

266 Ford Taurus X <-------LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 03, 2023 04:30 PM (DMyTF)

267 @251

>>Those are like the Subaru WRX. And Crocs.

I also had a Mitsubishi Galant VR4 which was essentially the Mitsubishi Legnum Rally Car that would race against the Subaru WRX.

The Galant was the 2nd most fun car to drive as it had four wheel steering and all wheel drive to allow you to take turns at around 100 mph.

Which I would routinely test driving on the FDR drive at night.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:30 PM (up/3i)

268 >>My current daily is a 06 WRX STI running 485 hp at the wheels. I do not own a set of crocs, I don't vape and I am not a lesbian.


I bet that thing is fun as hell.

And, I bet strangers think you are gay.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:31 PM (tHTIk)

269 Yahoo’s favorite candidate now is Arkansas Asa. Lots of positive “comments” about what a wonderful R he is. Even the “lifelong Democrats” would love to vote for Asa. Wonder if there is a link between this new appreciation of a GOPe and Walmart ad dollars?

Posted by: EveR at April 03, 2023 04:31 PM (MUpk6)

270 The original Rabbit GTIs were awesome. They could corner like a 'vette.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 04:31 PM (wtvvX)

271 Now mind you, a 72 Impala was a land whale and it drove like one too.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:22 PM (up/3i)


Pretty sure that was the car we had in drivers ed. Definitely an Impala and '72 would be about perfect on the year. Don't recall how it drove, but do recall sitting in the back with a couple of cute girls while one of the other kids had their turn driving.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 03, 2023 04:31 PM (+VYe5)

272 >>I also had a Mitsubishi Galant VR4


I remember those. Neighbor had one.

He only let me drive it once.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:31 PM (tHTIk)

273 228 Explain the Vega. I never saw one that wasn't falling apart.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:22 PM (yQpMk)

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I actually had a Vega as one of my first cars. My dad bought it off a friend of his for $250. It was about 13 years old, and only had 37,000 miles. He completely rebuilt the engine, which included, if I remember correctly (and I'm not a car guy, so let me know if I got it wrong) replacing the aluminum cylinder sleeves with steel sleeves. His downfall was trying to salvage the water pump after one of the ears that bolts to the engine snapped. Car liked to overheat. Also burned oil.

Other than that, it was a fun car to drive, and the car in which I learned to drive stick.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 03, 2023 04:32 PM (uPgE/)

274 Shit wait, it wasn't a 72 Impala, it was a 72 Buick Skylark Convertible.

I mean, same car, slightly different body panels.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

275 Yeah, where's Charlotte Corday when you need her?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 03, 2023 04:32 PM (z0DEK)

276 265 Posted by: exdem13 at April 03, 2023 04:30 PM (W+kMI)

She was pretty good and fearless, lost to a 'vette.

You used to be able to tear ass all the way from Troy to Huber without much hassle.

I miss my youth.

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:32 PM (Lzpvj)

277 258 The Daily Daddario has entered a state of deep contemplation at the New York Times' troubles:

https://tinyurl.com/56v52p4p


Double jointed?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 03, 2023 04:32 PM (DMyTF)

278 269 Yahoo’s favorite candidate now is Arkansas Asa. Lots of positive “comments” about what a wonderful R he is. Even the “lifelong Democrats” would love to vote for Asa. Wonder if there is a link between this new appreciation of a GOPe and Walmart ad dollars?
Posted by: EveR at April 03, 2023 04:31 PM (MUpk6)

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I was predicting this sort of thing 2 years ago.

We'd get a succession of Trump Killers, "good Republicans" that the media would go to bat for in an effort to dethrone Trump in the minds of the Republican primary voter.

Each one would last about a week. They'd never get within 35 points of Trump. They'd each raise a minimum of $10 million and spend far less than that to campaign strictly from their homes, making virtual appearances on CNN.

Asa is now candidate #2. We're going to get at least 10 more of these.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

279 @274

>>Shit wait, it wasn't a 72 Impala, it was a 72 Buick Skylark Convertible. I mean, same car, slightly different body panels.

Did it have positraction? Asking for a hot Italian girl.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:33 PM (up/3i)

280 Candidate #1 is Nikki Haley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

281 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2023 04:34 PM (T4tVD)

282 I bet that thing is fun as hell.

And, I bet strangers think you are gay.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:31 PM (tHTIk)

I have it set up for auto cross, but it looks stock. Going to install a manual hydro brake in it this summer. Gapped many a Camaro and Mustang in it. But I mostly like cruising the winding roads in it, rides on rails.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 03, 2023 04:34 PM (OgrpQ)

283 Candidate #1 is Nikki Haley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)


Is Pence, like the Expos, already mathematically eliminated?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:34 PM (yQpMk)

284 @272

>>I remember those. Neighbor had one. He only let me drive it once.

It was a great car.

This was during my Japanese Rice Rocket Phase, also had a Mitsubishi Eclipse.


I now drive a Corvette disguised as a Jeep Wrangler.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:35 PM (up/3i)

285 Does anyone remember the Ford Cortina? That was a fun car. It was from Europe.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:35 PM (fWTJL)

286 242 Explain the Vega. I never saw one that wasn't falling apart.

I think 70s GM pretty much just built cars out of rust. Saved time.
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Truth on that. The big Chevy station wagon with the black vinyl seats (fry like bacon) succumbed to a lot of winter-caused rust, and the early-model Chevette also turned into a Flinstones car until dad had a garage weld a plate onto the driver's side floor to prevent water getting in. It didn't rust away though, the transmission went south. Twice.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 03, 2023 04:35 PM (W+kMI)

287 I guess some folks can type the word bl*zer without being scolded. I can't.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 03, 2023 04:27 PM


Not everyone can have the AoSHQ equivalent of a blue check. It wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2023 04:35 PM (a3Q+t)

288 Yahoo’s favorite candidate now is Arkansas Asa. Lots of positive “comments” about what a wonderful R he is. Even the “lifelong Democrats” would love to vote for Asa

Whatever.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 03, 2023 04:35 PM (VaXFS)

289 283 Candidate #1 is Nikki Haley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

Is Pence, like the Expos, already mathematically eliminated?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2023 04:34 PM (yQpMk)

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Unless I've missed something, he hasn't announced yet. I'm sure he's in the background with big dollar donors lining up tens of millions (perhaps more than a hundred million) dollars for the campaign.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

290 My current daily is a 06 WRX STI running 485 hp at the wheels. I do not own a set of crocs, I don't vape and I am not a lesbian.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 03, 2023 04:30 PM (OgrpQ)


Nobody thinks WRX drivers are lesbians. They think they're 16 year old boys.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:36 PM (ZGrMX)

291 "This is our chance! Bragg has saved us!"
-The GOPe

---one week later---

"Well, Trump is even more popular than ever and has raised more money from small dollar donors in the past seven days than we have from big dollar donors. Maybe if we convince people that he's a Russian stooge again. People like reruns, right?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

292 >>Gapped many a Camaro and Mustang in it. But I mostly like cruising the winding roads in it, rides on rails.


I'll bet. They are really well conceived vehicles, imo.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:37 PM (tHTIk)

293 When will it be MY Turn!

Posted by: The Son of the Mailman, who would be a great President at April 03, 2023 04:37 PM (PiwSw)

294 Explain the Saturn.
Posted by: N. Lurker


The idea was to marry an 'independent' line of cars outside of the union mafia with a 'eco-friendly' brand. They had a handful of industry firsts like plastic panels with auto-paint ( sure, piss on it, but it was groundbreaking ) Then the GM chief caved to the unions and folded it into the GM line and destroyed any kind of innovation that could or would be had.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2023 04:37 PM (jzzG8)

295 Noodlum

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 03, 2023 04:37 PM (BTgKJ)

296 Trump refused to pardon Hutchinson's corrupt nephew who was convicted on numerous public corruption charges. This is just revenge.

Hutchinson has as much chance of becoming president as a random dog turd.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2023 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)

297 >>also had a Mitsubishi Eclipse.


Another fun little car.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2023 04:37 PM (tHTIk)

298 I now drive a Corvette disguised as a Jeep Wrangler.

Jared Pink on YouTube famously has a '72 International pickup with a Corvette drivetrain. It's a hell of a sleeper.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:38 PM (ZGrMX)

299 I should have dragged up my willowed comment from the dead thread since just watching Asa Hutchisplain it.

H & H/2024 Hutchinson/Hogan
Just GTFO with this idiocy.

Posted by: micky at April 03, 2023 04:38 PM (3byMq)

300 Well this is certainly interesting. Ace posts a huge story and everyone ends up talking about cars.

Welp.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 03, 2023 04:38 PM (AbL8c)

301 Wonder if Kari Lake will ever take a shot at President

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2023 04:39 PM (xhxe8)

302 276 265 Posted by: exdem13 at April 03, 2023 04:30 PM (W+kMI)
She was pretty good and fearless, lost to a 'vette.
You used to be able to tear ass all the way from Troy to Huber without much hassle.
I miss my youth.
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Yeah, 202 and 203 have gotten built up quite a ways northward, although it's still not to the level as the Cincinnati-Dayton corridor.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 03, 2023 04:39 PM (W+kMI)

303 Pompeo is also considering a run . This was Trump's best administration selection and by all appearances very loyal.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2023 04:39 PM (pBEqG)

304 My dad was.an AMC fan. We had the Gremlin, Hornet and Pacer.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 03, 2023 04:39 PM (Eeb9P)

305 Brother says Truth Social is a significant hook up joint with chicks reaching out all the time.


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Reminded of that story about a chick posing as a conservative and then sending info to FBI.

Posted by: runner at April 03, 2023 04:40 PM (i4jdL)

306 Each one would last about a week. They'd never get within 35 points of Trump. They'd each raise a minimum of $10 million and spend far less than that to campaign strictly from their homes, making virtual appearances on CNN.

Asa is now candidate #2. We're going to get at least 10 more of these.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
----
"It's all about the grift!" -- Frank Reynolds

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2023 04:40 PM (YIVH2)

307 @298

>>Jared Pink on YouTube famously has a '72 International pickup with a Corvette drivetrain. It's a hell of a sleeper.

Yeah, engine, drive train swaps are now all the rage.

The wildest one I saw was someone dropped a Lexus 8-Cyinder into a Miata.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2023 04:40 PM (up/3i)

308 Nobody thinks WRX drivers are lesbians. They think they're 16 year old boys.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2023 04:36 PM (ZGrMX)

Not any more, they are pricing out of the market. Subaru discontinued the performance STI and their value has gone way up. A "new" 2020 STI is fetching $60,000. the 16 year olds have moved to the Toyota/Subaru "Miata" the BRZ.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 03, 2023 04:40 PM (OgrpQ)

309 303 Pompeo is also considering a run . This was Trump's best administration selection and by all appearances very loyal.
Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2


The man is all Ukraine all the time

Posted by: runner at April 03, 2023 04:40 PM (i4jdL)

310 Elon Musk has made his first big blue check takedown, and his target is one of the most esteemed newspapers in the world.

I don't understand those words in reference to the new york times.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 03, 2023 04:42 PM (17s+e)

311 GM made another car like this in the early 90s. You had to buy a special wrench to change the back two spark plugs. Can't remember its name. It was a shit car.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 03, 2023 04:16 PM (fWTJL)



Might have been the Chevy Monza.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 03, 2023 04:43 PM (ZSK0i)

312 287 Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2023 04:35 PM (a3Q+t)

Some of us are blessed enough to have a few lines of code written at us others have a large books' worth and "sven" on twatter probably had the Encyclopedia Dramatica....

Posted by: sven at April 03, 2023 04:43 PM (Lzpvj)

313 I have a 68 Cadillac Coupe de Ville convertible, 472 turbo 400 and that SOB handles not like a whale and is rock steady at 100-110. Wide stance low to the ground as the GM marketing said, "It's a different kind of sports car."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 03, 2023 04:47 PM (17s+e)

314 10 David French calls this mere "jawboning" ...

Well, an ass like him would know.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2023 03:36 PM (wtvvX)

golf clap.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 03, 2023 05:29 PM (PvVvQ)

315 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 03, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

Yup.

We're moving into Prime Grifting Season where almost anybody with any kind of publicly known name can make millions by running a nice little grift for a few months at most.

I think also on the Dims side as well.Someone or multiple someone's with Clintonian ambition and chutzpah will run against Punchy. I predict several cuz there's so much easy money to be made.

Punchy's a loser and everybody knows it. Why not make some money and maybe win the whole deal cuz you know the Dims are gonna cheat.

If I were a Dim politician, I'd be all in.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2023 05:40 PM (mm6iK)

316 Ace: "If someone only has 50 accounts blocked, then they've probably made a real decision about each of those blocks, and maybe it's fair to ding the blocked accounts as far as promotion."

Ace, why should a block affect promotion at all? That always weaponizes blocking. Hasn't the user gotten what they wanted by not having to read the nonsense?

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