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Trump will most likely be charged by Manhattan's pro-crime Soros DA Alvin Bragg, the New York Times reports, based on Bragg inviting Trump to testify before the grand jury to defend himself.

I keep reading about this case and keep noticing an complete absence of discussion of something rather important: What are the charges supposed to be? What crime is he supposedly suspected of?

They seem to treat this as an irrelevant question. The important thing is that he'll be charged criminally -- what crime he actually is supposed to have committed is a detail that only Far Right Internet Extremists would quibble about.

It's not illegal to pay someone hush money. It's illegal to pay a witness in a court case, but Stormy Daniels was not a witness in a court case. She's just a stupid whore Trump allegedly (probably) had sex with.

So? It's not illegal for a rich man to pay a woman he slept with to keep quiet. NDAs are secured and paid for every single day. If this is somehow against the law -- will all the rich men in New York City who have paid mistresses to Go Away and Keep Quiet now be prosecuted?

Or is this yet another Trump-Only "law"?

Spoiler: It's the latter.

Even leftwing NYT propagandist (and someone Trump still leaks to) Maggie Haberman admit that Alvin Bragg's attempt to criminalize that which is not a crime makes for an "exotic case" which will be difficult to prosecute.

Also note that Anderson Cooper doesn't seem to really care what crime we're talking about. Those are just details! He just wants Trump jailed for literally anything. He's not choosy.

Oh -- They're claiming that Trump paying Stormy Daniels off was... a campaign finance violation. Claiming that paying her off was part of his campaign and so should have been disclosed.

Insane.

Cohen pleaded guilty in federal court in 2018 for making the payments "at the direction" of Trump, which violated campaign finance laws and was allegedly meant to cover up Trump's extramarital affair with Daniels."

Oh, and that's a misdemeanor to boot.

But yeah, whatever, let's use some Soros DA legerdemain to turn a misdemeanor, which is already a bullsh!t charge as it is, into a felony and prosecute a former president because the Democrat Party doesn't want him to run again and has decided to suspend the Constitution to make sure he doesn't.

Remember when Hillary Clinton fraudulently listed her payments to FusionGPS to push the fake Steele Dossier as payments to her lawyer for "legal services"? That was direct fraud in campaign finance reporting, to disguise a payment to someone she didn't want to be connected to. (Remember, it took years of legal process to get someone to finally acknowledge that the payment had come from Hillary Clinton.)

No charges there!


Great thread about the media's neverending Science Denialism of the mere possibility of a lab leak from Drew Holden, here.

Just two of the many examples:

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Via Twitchy, Margaret Sullivan, who was let go by the Washington Post, probably for being too ludicrous a leftwing hysteric, now writes for the Guardian -- water finds its own level, including sewer water.

This mental patient opines that the US leftwing media is too "fawning" in their praise of... Governor Ron DeSantis.

That's why it's appalling to see the media lavish him with so much fawning coverage. Fox News has put its calamitous love affair with Donald Trump on ice while it swoons over his younger rival.

DeSantis enjoys glowing treatment from the mainstream press, too. All too predictably, many of the headlines from his recent State of the State speech not only centered on presidential politics but also magnified his boasts. Here's a skepticism-free example from CNBC:

"'You ain't seen nothing yet': Florida Governor Ron DeSantis touts state record and fuels 2024 speculation."

The media should be delving into the substance of that record, including the kitchen-table economic issues that have nothing to do with performative anti-woke nonsense. Instead of letting DeSantis play at will on his favorite field of divisive social issues, reporters should dig into his war on teachers' unions, like trying to limit how they can collect dues and where they conduct union business. Reporters might even point out that this runs counter to Republican claims that they are now the workers' party.

She thinks that regulating how teachers unions extract dues from their members is a "kitchen-table economic issue" that animates voters generally? Ay Dios mio, no wonder the Washington Post sh!tcanned her fat stupid ass.

Yair Rosenberg
@Yair_Rosenberg

The solitary examples in this article of the the media "fawning" over DeSantis are... Fox News and a single headline from CNBC.

Meanwhile, in the real world: A "journalist" asks DeSantis for comment on his "anti-black," "anti-immigrant," and "anti-woman" agenda;

and NBC "reports" that DeSantis is an authoritarian fascist dictator for having nothing at all to do with a proposed bill to make bloggers admit if they're secretly paid by politicians or political groups or not. DeSantis had nothing to do with this bill, offered by a single legislator, and later stated that he opposed it.


Those are just two examples of DeSantis' "fawning" media coverage from the past week.

Sgt. Tyler Vargas-Andrews reveals that the military had a perfect description of the terrorist bomber who would blow up the gate and kill 13 Marines and rip the limbs off many others -- and in fact spotted him and identified him.

They asked for permission to kill him. They were denied that authority.

And then that terrorist blew up American Marines.

"I requested engagement authority when my team leader was ready on the M110 Semi-Automatic Sniper System," Vargas-Andrews said, testifying in his personal capacity. "The response: leadership did not have the engagement authority for us -- do not engage."

Vargas-Andrews said he requested that his battalion commander "come to the tower to see what we did. While we waited for him, psychological operations individuals came to our tower immediately and confirmed the suspect met the suicide bomber description," Vargas-Andrews recounted. When the battalion commander "eventually arrived," he was presented with the evidence and photos of two men, one who met the description of a suicide bomber. "Pointedly, we asked him for engagement authority and permission -- we asked him if we could shoot," Vargas-Andrews told lawmakers. "Our battalion commander said, and I quote, 'I don't know.'"

"Myself and my team leader asked very harshly, 'Well, who does? Because this is your responsibility, sir," Vargas-Andrews explained. "He again replied he did not know but would find out. We received no update and never got our answer."

"Eventually the individual disappeared," Vargas-Andrews continued. "To this day, we believe he was the suicide bomber. We made everyone on the ground aware," he said. "Operations had briefly halted but then started again. Plain and simple, we were ignored. Our expertise was disregarded -- no one was held accountable for our safety."

After being denied engagement authority by the battalion commander, Vargas-Andrews explained that at "about 17:30, Staff Sgt. Darin Hoover" -- one of the 13 service members killed during the withdrawal who Vargas-Andrews described as a "friend and mentor" before getting choked up -- "came to get me from the tower to go help find an Afghan interpreter in the crowd."

"We found the interpreter and his brother," Vargas-Andrews recounted. "They told us of five family members still in the canal" along the HKIA perimeter. "I stayed there waiting for the family members, standing against the two-foot canal wall," he said. "Ten minutes passed, then a flash and a massive wave of pressure -- I'm thrown 12 feet onto the ground but instantly knew what had happened," Vargas-Andrews explained. "I opened my eyes to Marines dead or unconscious around me."

Colin Kaepernik's hatred of white people now extends to... the kindhearted couple who adopted him.

There are a lot of woke black racists who are denouncing their adoptive white parents and demanding that whites no longer be permitted to adopt black children.

I suspect that this horrid behavior will cause the adoption rates of black orphans by white (or any non-black) couples to fall precipitously, so -- Well done, guys! You're condemning abandoned black kids to remain in the orphanage until they're 18.

But you got a lot of clicks and likes, right?

Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 05:45 PM (Wnv9h)

2 And so...so...centered.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 05:46 PM (Wnv9h)

3 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 05:47 PM (Wnv9h)

4 4th?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 05:47 PM (Wnv9h)

5 They seem to treat this as an irrelevant question. The important thing is that he'll be charged criminally -- what crime he actually is supposed to have committed is a detail that only Far Right Internet Extremists would quibble about.
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You don't seem to get it, Ace. Trump is a criminal. Trump is almost a crime itself.

He should be outlawed. (Their way of thinking).

Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2023 05:47 PM (krQz2)

6 .
W
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D
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Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 05:47 PM (xhxe8)

7 *shrugs*

*manspreads*

Roomy in here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 05:48 PM (Wnv9h)

8 iit's both funny and sad to see Crapperdick desperately trying to keep his name in the news.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 05:48 PM (trdmm)

9 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 05:48 PM (Wnv9h)

10 Is that Trans Skeletor?

Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at March 10, 2023 05:48 PM (QY+6a)

11 What's a plushie, before I look?

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 05:49 PM (z3WCn)

12 "Trump allegedly (probably) had sex with."

I am not so sure. Trump is a LEGENDARY germophobe and I don't think folks like that have sex with porn stars.

Posted by: Danimal28 at March 10, 2023 05:49 PM (ryUqI)

13 I imagine the DA's plan with the charges isn't to get a conviction; it's to keep Trump tied up with all the bullshit for a couple years until it's too late for him to bring off a presidential campaign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 05:49 PM (trdmm)

14 What's the thing in the last video wearing glasses?

Did Veggie Tales get a new character?

Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2023 05:50 PM (wb1YC)

15 That woman needs… well the list is pretty long, so…

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2023 05:50 PM (PCK5/)

16 Asexual and afattie are synonyms? Who knew?

Posted by: trev006 at March 10, 2023 05:51 PM (DTm0P)

17 As said earlier today, just don't do what Scott Adam's say, take the abuse because with the country's past you deserve it.

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 05:51 PM (xhxe8)

18 we went through campaign finance angle of the american fascists' attempt to get trump in 2017 or so.

who cares, right? at the same time, hillary funded the steele dossier through perksins coie. That the left thinks they can get away with this is bad. the right needs to punsih them

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:51 PM (MLrvz)

19 on the other hand - remember the two dozen other times Trump was about to be indicted? And they all fall apart, most notably and recently the big raid on Mar a Lago? Which was just a PR stunt that went nowhere?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 05:52 PM (trdmm)

20 Or is this yet another Trump-Only "law"?

Spoiler: It's the latter.

Bill of Attainder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:52 PM (zZu0s)

21 Will the center hold?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 05:52 PM (eyxn4)

22 I mean, I can't even. The biden and clinton crime families operate with impunity and the left is going gestapo over made up shit and, of course, the traitorous GOP doesn't even care. They don't even care on general priciple, like this is a bad idea or "wait, is this america".

the only hope is a big win in 2024 and in 2025, prez desantis sets up a GATOR task force to put all these fuckers in jail.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:53 PM (MLrvz)

23 11 What's a plushie, before I look?
Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 05:49 PM (z3WCn)

Aren't those stuffed animals, like beanie babies?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 10, 2023 05:53 PM (eYoxG)

24 "Today, there are more women in Congress than ever - 93 strong in the @HouseDemocrats, including these incredible new leaders!"

Which coincides with the dramatic popularity of Congress with the public. New Lows! So, you go, Girls!

Probably not the take she's hoping for.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 10, 2023 05:53 PM (aXxgO)

25 "What crime is he supposedly suspected of?"

Existing. Can't have it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 10, 2023 05:54 PM (aXxgO)

26 Is the post still wide? I think I fixed the centering.

Posted by: KT at March 10, 2023 05:54 PM (rrtZS)

27 uh, yeah, I think directed prosecution combined with, ahhhh, novel crimes is a civil rights violation.

you fucking fascisists fucking bragged about it. there's no defense. you're just putting people in jail.

and to think, in 2020, we were arguing with the left that there's some solemn duty to not investigate political rivals. even senile fools from corrupt families that weren't even running.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:54 PM (MLrvz)

28 "the Democrat Party doesn't want him to run again and has decided to suspend the Constitution to make sure he doesn't."

I'm glad somebody else noticed.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2023 05:54 PM (iayUP)

29 “ Incredible New Leaders”. God help us…

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2023 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

30 Bill of Attainder.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:52 PM (zZu0s)
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Letters de Cachet

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 05:54 PM (2YtOq)

31 I imagine the DA's plan with the charges isn't to get a conviction; it's to keep Trump tied up with all the bullshit for a couple years until it's too late for him to bring off a presidential campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 05:49 PM (trdmm)

As plans go, it's idiotic. "Donald Trump" campaigns aren t just one man, it's a whole staff. And last time they won the most votes of any (legitimate and non-fraudulent) presidential candidate ever.

Anyone trying to take advantage of this Soros scumfuck's dirty scheme to waltz to the Presidency with globalist money needs their brains blown out.

Posted by: trev006 at March 10, 2023 05:55 PM (DTm0P)

32 'Show me on the plushie where the......'

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 05:55 PM (z3WCn)

33 25 "What crime is he supposedly suspected of?"

//////////

they're trying to say:

1. he paid stormy, that used money.
2. that money could've been from his business.
3. therefore, business was hurt by his personal life.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:55 PM (MLrvz)

34 "What's a plushie, before I look?
Posted by: Eromero "

$20. Even if you just look.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2023 05:55 PM (iayUP)

35 Marine Corp enlistment is already dropping like flies off of Whoopi Goldberg and that testimony is going to accelerate that even more.


Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2023 05:55 PM (wb1YC)

36 also, remember with cohen that they basically broke this man. they broke attorney client priv. They got him so far up his own ass, he'd sign any plea agreement including pleading to a fact pattern that he and trump knownigly paid stormy with the sole purpose to violate campaign finance laws. get it?

I mean, this subject is just sooo much.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:56 PM (MLrvz)

37 >>Biden just lies as usual. Partly it's because he's lied all his life. Partly it's because he is a mental invalid that casually invents a new mentally-degenerate fictional reality with every slurred, convoluted sentence.

Ace,
non-sequitur or missing twitter link

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2023 05:57 PM (YJ6Zy)

38 12 "Trump allegedly (probably) had sex with."

///////

right, stormy admitted no sex.

cohen just paid her off to shut her up, didn't really care about getting to the bottom of it.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:58 PM (MLrvz)

39 "...admit that Alvin Bragg's attempt to criminalize that which is not a crime makes for an 'exotic case' which will be difficult to prosecute."

The process is the punishment. The MFM simply demands yet another smear (repackaged as a "crime") to drag Trump through to tarnish a brand. MFM SOP.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 10, 2023 05:58 PM (aXxgO)

40 Dunno. If I had a terrorist with a bomb vest in my sights, I'd probably just shoot the fucker rather than ask permission.

There is way too much 'asking for permission' now wired into Americans. It's going to be the death of us.

It's already been the death of the Republic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 05:58 PM (bzzlh)

41 "Today, there are more women in Congress than ever - 93 strong in the @HouseDemocrats, including these incredible new leaders!"


***

And the national debt is well over $31 trillion!
You go grrl!

🤡🌎

Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2023 05:58 PM (wb1YC)

42 Stormy performed a service, right? Like when engineering blows tubes? Somebody has to do that stuff. And they gotta get paid.

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 05:59 PM (z3WCn)

43 Basically they are going to indict Trump simply to get a perp walk and mug shot out of it, that will be enough for these f**king monsters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2023 05:59 PM (up/3i)

44 "Today, there are more women in Congress than ever - 93 strong in the @HouseDemocrats, including these incredible new leaders!"


And the country's gone to hell in a handbag.


*rim shot*

Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2023 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

45 What's a plushie, before I look?
Posted by: Eromero

No way in hell that I'm clicking on that... fat thing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 05:59 PM (Me9WP)

46 Do you really think he slept with her? (stormy d.)

I don't. Doesn't matter.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2023 05:59 PM (YJ6Zy)

47 Fat green thing looks like a monster from Monsters Inc.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 06:00 PM (bzzlh)

48 OK, we covered my plushies. Now let's go over my flushies.

Posted by: Twitter Whale at March 10, 2023 06:00 PM (sWM8x)

49 Is the post still wide? I think I fixed the centering.
Posted by: KT

Looks right KT, thanks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 06:00 PM (Me9WP)

50 the only way out is a 5-10 year pogrom of extreme legal lawfare against the left. make weissmann seem like mother theresa.

you prosecute a J6 and withheld evidence, we'll arrest you and prosecute you in Idaho's reddest district.

you did a purely personal criminal attack for political reasons on trump (and associates), you go to gitmo.

the left wing shits need to be flushed.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 06:00 PM (MLrvz)

51 Sgt. Tyler Vargas-Andrews thank you deeply for your service

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 06:01 PM (xhxe8)

52
Oh geez, the woman in that last video... CBD would post that on an art thread when he's pissed off. Inverse Ottoman guy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 06:01 PM (enJYY)

53 Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: polynikes at March 10, 2023 06:01 PM (PlEV5)

54 "I"m watching you Wazowski, always watching you."

-fat thing in green

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 06:01 PM (bzzlh)

55 So why wasn't the "fortification" of the 2020 election an undeclared campaign donation?

Posted by: Synova at March 10, 2023 06:02 PM (BD/yx)

56 Plushie looks like she's a dwarf planet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 10, 2023 06:02 PM (KFhLj)

57 The U.S. Constitution does not list the absence of a criminal record as a qualification for the presidency. It says only that natural born citizens who are at least 35 years old and have been a resident of the U.S. for 14 years can run for president.

They simply need to keep wounding Trump as he continues to be their primary Presidential Campaign platform, now for 2024.

Posted by: Lola at March 10, 2023 06:03 PM (GshMh)

58 "...Margaret Sullivan, who was let go by the Washington Post, probably for being too ludicrous a leftwing hysteric, now writes for the Guardian -- water finds its own level, including sewer water."

Buffalo became a happier, more pleasant place to live when that harridan left WNY.

That she now writes for The Guardian is too fitting...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 06:03 PM (CCSxw)

59 President Trump's crime is he wants to run or may run again.
The Marxists, Deep State , cannot have that happen again

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 06:03 PM (xhxe8)

60 Was that Trigglypuff clone at the end of the post really necessary?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 06:04 PM (BpYfr)

61 FL Dem Chairwoman and complete idiot Nikki Fried posted a screenshot of a DeSantis tweet. In the screenshot is a page from one of the books danger haired leftist librarians have placed in FL schools. It depicts cartoon drawings of hairy man ass and balls, and some butt plugs. Fried's tweet, in addition to the screenshot says, "Ron posting butt plug porn to own the libs."

Fried is getting roasted in the comments by people pointing out that "butt plug porn" is from a book that FL Dems argue BELONGS IN SCHOOL LIBRARIES!

https://bit.ly/3ZG8jDL

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:04 PM (eyxn4)

62 "The media should be delving into the substance of that record, including the kitchen-table economic issues that have nothing to do with performative anti-woke nonsense."

"Performative"? DeSantis' record on issues woke are performative? Listen, Dummy, do you know what performative means?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 10, 2023 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

63 What's the likelihood that Colon Krapperdick used as many illicit substances, growing up, as Barack Obama?

Did he also suck as many cocks as Barack Obama?

Is there a government-funded study for this?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2023 06:04 PM (Jg7EG)

64 Re adoption.

There seems to be an all out multi dimensional war on abortion limits, and I wonder if this is part of that.
I saw recently that 5 women are suing TX because their doctors refused to give them an abortion saying the feared losing their license. It seems the Drs, patients, and lawyers colluded to create a case where there was none.

I imagine dark groups of lefties strategizing and coming up with this stuff and I wonder of attacking white adoption of minorities is part of it because it will make the unwanted child problem larger.

(Oh, it also means more money for orphanages.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2023 06:04 PM (YJ6Zy)

65 Plushie looks like she's a dwarf planet.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 10, 2023 06:02 PM (KFhLj)
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"Trigglyplushie"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 06:04 PM (BpYfr)

66 Germophobe Trump schtup sloppy daniels?
BWAHAHAHA

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Green Power Failure at March 10, 2023 06:05 PM (XmaYN)

67 I don't think it matters much if he slept with her or not but I imagine he paid her for something.

But it doesn't matter so it doesn't mean much to me either way. The people who defended Bill Clinton after he r@ped Juantia Broaddrick are now telling me I should be outraged that Trump might have tittyboffed a porn queen.

My give-a-shit-o-meter is stuck at "Zero F*cks Given"

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:05 PM (BvUNN)

68 I look at the Cohen plea and think how nice it is to live in a country where prosecutors threaten in order to get one to plead, and with the courts of today, it's safer to take the plea, and a lot less expensive.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 06:05 PM (2YtOq)

69 There is way too much 'asking for permission' now wired into Americans. It's going to be the death of us.

It's already been the death of the Republic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 05:58 PM (bzzlh)

Better to beg forgiveness, than ask permission...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 06:05 PM (CCSxw)

70 The Stormy Daniels thingy will be another failed attempt to get rid of Trump. They've got nuthin'.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2023 06:05 PM (BdMk6)

71 I don't understand the obsession with Trump. Let him run and steal it again.
Desantis is going thru an awful lot of work if he is just a vote splitter. Is he going to win to restore faith in the system? Is he to win 28? Is Desantis' role to put down the red guard loonies?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 10, 2023 06:06 PM (Eeb9P)

72 Leftists seem to have forgotten that Michael Cohen plead guilty to federal perjury charges. That make his testimony in any future legal proceedings worthless, as he will always be a convicted perjurer. It's idiotic for any prosecutor to pretend he can build a case on anything Cohen says because of that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 06:06 PM (trdmm)

73 Really more on the previous thread: I think arm tattoos are ugly on women, even pretty women
Torso & ankle ones can be sexy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2023 06:06 PM (qOMlY)

74 >>>Is the post still wide? I think I fixed the centering.
Posted by: KT


thank you KT!

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:06 PM (BvUNN)

75 One final flogging/warning for today. I'll likely be offline all next week for my puppy time but-

If you live in WA and want a Semi-auto rifle, or an AR/AK style shotgun, buy it NOW. The House has passed an 'assault weapon' bill that will likely pass the Senate that will ban them.

You have a couple weeks, at most.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 06:06 PM (bzzlh)

76 Was that Trigglypuff clone at the end of the post really necessary?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Coulda been used as a scare in the last thread.
As in "Exercise and diet or you're going to look like THIS!"

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 06:07 PM (Me9WP)

77
Sadly, there's more and more pressure on mixed kids to hate whites and renounce their "whiteness." From the laddered up intersectionality scales, and the implied privilege, to "brown bag" tests, etc., the woke mob probably does a worse number on the mixed kids than the white ones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2023 06:07 PM (oINRc)

78 Isn't the statute of limitations for a misdemeanor 1-2 years?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at March 10, 2023 06:07 PM (JkBOu)

79 Sgt. Tyler Vargas-Andrews. Semper fi, my brother.


Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2023 06:07 PM (gmo/4)

80 Better to beg forgiveness, than ask permission...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 06:05 PM (CCSxw)

Browndog Johnson is right!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 06:07 PM (bzzlh)

81

The bitch Jane Fonda was on the view today. I don't watch that shit, I read about it. Her solution for people opposing abortion is murder.

Posted by: four seasons at March 10, 2023 06:08 PM (ichPI)

82
New York State peeps sure have a hard-on for persecuting Trump.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 06:08 PM (enJYY)

83 After the 2024 election, Trump being elected or not, I expect the Dem-Media Complex will stop comparing Republicans to Hitler. Trump will be the new most evil man, ever!

Why? Soon most Democrat voters and clients will have no idea who Hitler was. Is WW2 taught in any public school history classes these days? Plus, when those voters are told Hitler was super bad because he executed millions of Jews, most will say, "Wait, doesn't that make him a good guy?"

Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2023 06:08 PM (AMIL/)

84 Charging Trump allows the media to print "Alleged Criminal Donald Trump" in all their headlines.

Posted by: Brent Crude at March 10, 2023 06:08 PM (/HzBx)

85 I think there's a pretty good chance that neither Biden nor Harris is on the D ticket in 2024. And if that happens, the presstitutes will have fully pivoted to "covid was never a thing, and also we and our Democrat heroes were always against the terrible anti-science vaccine that Donald Trump foisted on the world."

They'll be wearing out delete keys in media and tech offices faster than their core constituency is stealing car keys in their urban paradise in order to prop up the new narrative, so be sure to save lots of screenshots to throw what really happened right back at them.

Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 06:08 PM (PZvjL)

86 To those of you who are raising boys as boys and girls as girls, shame on you!

Jack Turban MD@jack_turban
Also to be very clear - having a goal of a child growing up to be cisgender is unethical, as clearly stated by The American Academy of Child & Adolescent Psychiatry and The American Psychiatric Association

https://bit.ly/424aCC3

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Looks like we're gonna need a shitload of rope and lampposts. The entire thread is, uhh, interesting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 10, 2023 06:09 PM (FVME7)

87 81

The bitch Jane Fonda was on the view today. I don't watch that shit, I read about it. Her solution for people opposing abortion is murder.

Posted by: four seasons at March 10, 2023 06:08 PM (ichPI)

Well at least it's logically consistent.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 10, 2023 06:09 PM (eYoxG)

88 I would think people pay people off if 1st won't bother them financially and 2nd to just go away

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 06:10 PM (xhxe8)

89 There are still fewer women than men in Congress so I endorse the idea that 90% or more of them are power hungry and corrupt /both men and women and the longer they stay in Congress the more corrupt they get.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2023 06:10 PM (YGliX)

90 I don't give a shit if he railed Stormy non-stop for a month.

I refuse to play this retarded game DC has been playing since 2016 where everyone pretends Trump banging a woman other than his wife or saying the word "pussy" is somehow befouling this sainted city's reputation where angelic beings reside.

DC has more escort services and hookers per square ft than any location on Earth. You could make a hobby of counting all the young single girls in DC and NoVA with no job who all somehow all seem to have these nice apartments where the rent shows up on time every month from somewhere.

Whatever you feel about how scummy DC is I can assure you it's worse.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2023 06:10 PM (wb1YC)

91 Was that Trigglypuff clone at the end of the post really necessary?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 06:04 PM (BpYfr)

It's these people and people with like minds that are running (and ruining) my beloved country.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2023 06:11 PM (BdMk6)

92 Krapperdink's parents should have listened to me.

Posted by: Scott Adams, Cartoonist at March 10, 2023 06:11 PM (R/m4+)

93
The bitch Jane Fonda was on the view today. I don't watch that shit, I read about it. Her solution for people opposing abortion is murder.

Posted by: four seasons at March 10, 2023 06:08 PM


I'm a single RCH away from wishing Jane's mother had murdered her.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 06:11 PM (enJYY)

94 Never get a tattoo that would stop you from preaching in shortsleeves

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 06:12 PM (1KS1Z)

95 I refuse to play this retarded game DC has been playing since 2016 where everyone pretends Trump banging a woman other than his wife or saying the word "pussy" is somehow befouling this sainted city's reputation where angelic beings reside.

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Um, Barney Frank rented out boys from his apartment.

Is somebody really trying to sell that about DC?

Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2023 06:12 PM (krQz2)

96 I keep reading about this case and keep noticing an complete absence of discussion of something rather important: What are the charges supposed to be? What crime is he supposedly suspected of? - Ace

That precept, not needing a crime to prosecute somebody, was settled way back in olden times when Lavrentiy Beria decreed, "show me the man and I will show you the crime." I do accept tips for my time spent researching such matters.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 10, 2023 06:12 PM (CeOHX)

97 And Plushie girl got 350 ❤️... so now she's encouraged to continue this behavior and push more nonsense.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2023 06:12 PM (NpAcC)

98 DC has more escort services and hookers per square ft than any location on Earth. You could make a hobby of counting all the young single girls in DC and NoVA with no job who all somehow all seem to have these nice apartments where the rent shows up on time every month from somewhere.

Whatever you feel about how scummy DC is I can assure you it's worse.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2023 06:10 PM (wb1YC)

Stop making me like DC

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 06:12 PM (bzzlh)

99 Whatever you feel about how scummy DC is I can assure you it's worse.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2023 06:10 PM (wb1YC)


A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2023 06:12 PM (gmo/4)

100 $20 says that when ace is done with plushie-girl, she'll no longer be asexual and he'll give her an exclusive spread on the next GAINZZZ post.

Any takers?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2023 06:13 PM (Jg7EG)

101 >>>I refuse to play this retarded game DC has been playing since 2016 where everyone pretends Trump banging a woman other than his wife or saying the word "pussy" is somehow befouling this sainted city's reputation where angelic beings reside.

Well said.

>>>DC has more escort services and hookers per square ft than any location on Earth. You could make a hobby of counting all the young single girls in DC and NoVA with no job who all somehow all seem to have these nice apartments where the rent shows up on time every month from somewhere.

Just for my own notes, where are these young single sexually-generous girls located? Specifics, if you have them.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:13 PM (BvUNN)

102 "There are a lot of woke black racists who are denouncing their adoptive white parents and demanding that whites no longer be permitted to adopt black children."

As a statistic, how many stable, non-Black families are there compared to stable, Black families available to adopt Black kids? Consider, now, the ratio of fatherless families in the spectrum of skin-tone demographics.

So the answer is to eliminate the largest subset of potential, stable families to rescue desperate children.

These people are evil. And racist.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 10, 2023 06:13 PM (aXxgO)

103 Isn't the statute of limitations for a misdemeanor 1-2 years?
Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at March 10, 2023 06:07 PM (JkBOu)
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I'm sure the "Trump Clause" in New York statutes specify 1-2 centuries.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 06:13 PM (BpYfr)

104 Do I send in $20 a month for this pet human?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 10, 2023 06:13 PM (lrNXH)

105 One final flogging/warning for today. I'll likely be offline all next week for my puppy time but-

If you live in WA and want a Semi-auto rifle, or an AR/AK style shotgun, buy it NOW. The House has passed an 'assault weapon' bill that will likely pass the Senate that will ban them.

You have a couple weeks, at most.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 06:06 PM (bzzlh)

Welp, time to leave.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2023 06:13 PM (PyOKD)

106 101
>>>DC has more escort services and hookers per square ft than any location on Earth. You could make a hobby of counting all the young single girls in DC and NoVA with no job who all somehow all seem to have these nice apartments where the rent shows up on time every month from somewhere.

Just for my own notes, where are these young single sexually-generous girls located? Specifics, if you have them.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:13 PM (BvUNN)

They cost money ace. And if the Horde finds you've been blowing your money on hookers...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 10, 2023 06:14 PM (eYoxG)

107 70 The Stormy Daniels thingy will be another failed attempt to get rid of Trump. They've got nuthin'.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops

These people crave the power Lavrenty Beria had.
Thousands of them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2023 06:15 PM (YJ6Zy)

108 Welp, time to leave.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2023 06:13 PM (PyOKD)

At least you're close to the border.

I've got enough stockpiled tools that it doesn't hurt me overmuch. If they want me, then can come and take their chances. It's morons or lurkers who haven't gunned up that I'm worried about.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 06:15 PM (bzzlh)

109 "There are a lot of woke black racists who are denouncing their adoptive white parents and demanding that whites no longer be permitted to adopt black children."

Again. Many years ago, much carrying on over adoptive white parent and then Hollywood! Madonna (even had a mother begging for her daughter back IIRC), Sandra Bullock, Charlize Theron, Mariska Hargitay, Tom Cruise, Hugh Jackman, Steven Speilberg, Jullian Michaels, etc. etc. And then it was decreed fine - for them and their ilk.

Posted by: Lola at March 10, 2023 06:15 PM (GshMh)

110 They cost money ace. And if the Horde finds you've been blowing your money on hookers...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 10, 2023 06:14 PM (eYoxG)
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...and blackjack. Don't forget the blackjack!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 06:16 PM (BpYfr)

111 DC has more escort services and hookers per square ft than any location on Earth. You could make a hobby of counting all the young single girls in DC and NoVA with no job who all somehow all seem to have these nice apartments where the rent shows up on time every month from somewhere.

Just for my own notes, where are these young single sexually-generous girls located? Specifics, if you have them.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:13 PM (BvUNN)

They cost money ace. And if the Horde finds you've been blowing your money on hookers...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 10, 2023 06:14 PM (eYoxG)

...you will have our respect and understanding

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 06:16 PM (bzzlh)

112 Never get a tattoo that would stop you from preaching in shortsleeves
Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 06:12 PM (1KS1Z)
******
Never get a tattoo.
I'm so glad that I am tattoo free.

My friends that have gotten them now try to hide them by selecting clothing covers them up.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2023 06:16 PM (NpAcC)

113 Yowza. 110/1000 Americans are on anti depressants.

UK: 71/1000
Germany: 50/1000

https://bit.ly/425TH20

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:16 PM (eyxn4)

114 If you live in WA and want a Semi-auto rifle, or an AR/AK style shotgun, buy it NOW. The House has passed an 'assault weapon' bill that will likely pass the Senate that will ban them.

You have a couple weeks, at most.

-

I'm not telling anyone what to do, but hypothetically an 80% lower and the non-ffl parts to finish it.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at March 10, 2023 06:16 PM (9sm/M)

115 New York State peeps sure have a hard-on for persecuting Trump.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 06:08 PM (enJYY)

A shitload of money left that town when he moved to FL. The NY mob/government doesn't like that.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2023 06:16 PM (BdMk6)

116 The asexual with plushies looks fit as a fiddle!

A congressman was on MSNBC, I think, and asked about "twitter files" hearing. "There is no evidence of censorship" and then he went on a rant that "in fact, it is conservatives that are engaged in censoring. They are banning books that teach about slavery and black history!"

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 10, 2023 06:17 PM (DB16e)

117
They cost money ace. And if the Horde finds you've been blowing your money on hookers...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Ace'll be fine.
Just ask them to label it 'sexercise' on the invoice.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 06:17 PM (Me9WP)

118 Not pissed off, but it would be fun to print off its picture, and use for targets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 06:17 PM (tkR6S)

119 If blacks don't want white adopted parents, they'll just have to abort more black babies. Is that what they're getting at?

Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 10, 2023 06:17 PM (Uw44z)

120 Surprised Ms Clark isn't one of the "ex" CIA female politicians.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 10, 2023 06:17 PM (1ais2)

121 67 The people who defended Bill Clinton after he r@ped Juantia Broaddrick are now telling me I should be outraged that Trump might have tittyboffed a porn queen.

My give-a-shit-o-meter is stuck at "Zero F*cks Given"
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:05 PM (BvUNN)


Side note: I was too young to know most of what was going on at the time beyond the obvious sex jokes (what, you thought a middle schooler would miss out on that?), but as I became an adult it didn't sit well with me that with all the shady corruption threads to China etc. surrounding the Clinton family it was sex stuff that Republicans decided should be the hill to die on.

Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 06:18 PM (PZvjL)

122 Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Colin @Kaepernick7 accuses his parents of "problematic" behavior raising him, saying they were "perpetuating racism," such as when his mother didn't want him getting cornrows

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My mom didn't like my hairstyle when I was a kid but I didn't put two and two together to realize that she was a racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 10, 2023 06:18 PM (FVME7)

123 If you live in WA and want a Semi-auto rifle, or an AR/AK style shotgun, buy it NOW. The House has passed an 'assault weapon' bill that will likely pass the Senate that will ban them.

You have a couple weeks, at most.

-

I'm not telling anyone what to do, but hypothetically an 80% lower and the non-ffl parts to finish it.
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at March 10, 2023 06:16 PM (9sm/M)

The bill will also ban parts kits, uppers and lowers. Gun up now, if you're gonna.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 06:18 PM (bzzlh)

124 A shitload of money left that town when he moved to FL. The NY mob/government doesn't like that.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2023 06:16 PM (BdMk6)
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No kidding. They hounded Rush Limbaugh (RIP) constantly since he moved his operations down to FL. If Rush even set foot in NYC for a day, they wanted their pound of flesh.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 06:18 PM (BpYfr)

125 Glenn Youngkin claims 'we should teach all of that' when Jake Tapper brings up 1619 Project during CNN Townhall

Rock ribbed conservative right there.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2023 06:18 PM (E+05M)

126 Is there supposed to be a link for Biden Lies sentence/paragraph or is it just a casual reference??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 10, 2023 06:18 PM (Vwz3I)

127 >>>DC has more escort services and hookers per square ft than any location on Earth. You could make a hobby of counting all the young single girls in DC and NoVA with no job who all somehow all seem to have these nice apartments where the rent shows up on time every month from somewhere.

Just for my own notes, where are these young single sexually-generous girls located? Specifics, if you have them.
Posted by: ace at

You can't swing a dead hooker over your head by the weave in any upscale lobby bar without hitting one.

Or any campaign event. Actually, that's a good way to get the dead hooker. (car, bridge, lake,...)

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at March 10, 2023 06:19 PM (YJ6Zy)

128 And if the Horde finds you've been blowing your money on hookers...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 10, 2023 06:14 PM


Blow on hookers, though....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 06:19 PM (Wnv9h)

129 They cost money ace. And if the Horde finds you've been blowing your money on hookers...

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There's a fantastic clip floating around from the 90s or so of a reporter interviewing people who were buying lottery tickets. She asked a guy what he'd do if he won and his answer was "spend it on hookers and cocaine"

The lady reporter quickly cut away.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at March 10, 2023 06:19 PM (9sm/M)

130 I am not so sure. Trump is a LEGENDARY germophobe and I don't think folks like that have sex with porn stars.
Posted by: Danimal28 at March 10, 2023 05:49 PM (ryUqI)

Trump would no more likely bang Stormy Daniels than I would that heifer in the bottom pic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 06:19 PM (tkR6S)

131
They cost money ace. And if the Horde finds you've been blowing your money on hookers...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 10, 2023 06:14 PM


That will be the end of the Gainzzz threads and the strange number of suddenly appearing '3 Easy ways to Cure Genital Herpes - Number 2 will Amaze You' threads.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 06:20 PM (enJYY)

132 Found it

https://youtu.be/btAbU1sPqIM

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at March 10, 2023 06:20 PM (9sm/M)

133 Yowza. 110/1000 Americans are on anti depressants.

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I blame nihilism, hedonism, and the fact that you have to chip through a facade of lies to get to the truth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 10, 2023 06:21 PM (FVME7)

134 Posted by: Ted Kennedy

Ted, you forgot your sandwich.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 06:21 PM (Me9WP)

135 Trump would no more likely bang Stormy Daniels than I would that heifer in the bottom pic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 06:19 PM (tkR6S)

so Trump did bang Stormy

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2023 06:21 PM (us2H3)

136 Men. Women. Doesn't matter. All the democrats in Congress are cunts. And so is Kaepernik.

Posted by: Tired of privileged twats bitching incessantly at March 10, 2023 06:21 PM (La8Fd)

137 > Just for my own notes, where are these young single sexually-generous girls located? Specifics, if you have them.

theeroticreview dot com
eros dot com
bestgte dot ch

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:21 PM (eyxn4)

138 Re. “Spouses aren’t allowed . . .” — sounds like a wild exaggeration at best and possibly a complete fabrication.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at March 10, 2023 06:22 PM (MTm8X)

139 I can't recall if it was Gary Hart but there's already been a [Supreme] court case saying it's okay to use campaign funds for paying off accusers.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 10, 2023 06:22 PM (Vwz3I)

140 > I blame nihilism, hedonism, and the fact that you have to chip through a facade of lies to get to the truth.

Sure, but when did the US become far more nihilistic and hedonistic than the UK and Germany?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:23 PM (eyxn4)

141 All that you have to do to piss me off is stand on your head and cut off your ears.
Just saying.

Posted by: PG at March 10, 2023 06:23 PM (84jHt)

142 How will they get a jury of his peers.

There's not a dozen other Orange Men Bad in the US.

Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2023 06:23 PM (FhXTo)

143 Is somebody really trying to sell that about DC?

***

Bill Clinton used a girl young enough to be his daughter as a humidor and jacked off in the Oval Office bathroom sink but the b-team stenography pool at National Review assured everyone that Trump remarking that powerful insanely rich men at a party for powerful insanely rich men can walk up a 9 or a 10 and grab their no-no place without incident was something unbecoming a presidential candidate.

And that's beside the fact everyone above the age of five knows Trump was right.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2023 06:23 PM (wb1YC)

144 >>Just for my own notes, where are these young single sexually-generous girls located? Specifics, if you have them.

So plushie girl is a no?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

145 > bestgte dot ch

Sorry, that's
bestgfe dot ch

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:24 PM (eyxn4)

146 I think there's a pretty good chance that neither Biden nor Harris is on the D ticket in 2024. And if that happens, the presstitutes will have fully pivoted to "covid was never a thing, and also we and our Democrat heroes were always against the terrible anti-science vaccine that Donald Trump foisted on the world."

Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 06:08 PM (PZvjL)

It's better than most of the strategies they have, like demanding unity during WWII with China. The problem is that even little kids got the jab.

Turn around on that before 2050, and there will be dead teachers, doctors, politicians and parents in every village. In every state.

Posted by: trev006 at March 10, 2023 06:24 PM (DTm0P)

147 DC has more escort services and hookers per square ft than any location on Earth.

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535 isn't all that many.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 10, 2023 06:25 PM (FVME7)

148 Re. “Spouses aren’t allowed . . .” — sounds like a wild exaggeration at best and possibly a complete fabrication.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at March 10, 2023 06:22 PM


"Possibly"?

I'll be generous and concede that someone might have asked for a newbie's ID.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 06:25 PM (Wnv9h)

149
All that you have to do to piss me off is stand on your head and cut off your ears.
Just saying.

Posted by: PG at March 10, 2023 06:23 PM


Glad to see that someone is getting the 'booster'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 06:25 PM (enJYY)

150 >>>A congressman was on MSNBC, I think, and asked about "twitter files" hearing. "There is no evidence of censorship" and then he went on a rant that "in fact, it is conservatives that are engaged in censoring.

>I think every twitter files witness should insist, before an interview, that the committee use pronouns other than "thee, thou, ye, you" and "yours" or they won't acknowledge the question. That would be tough and fun to do.

It's their rules.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2023 06:25 PM (Jg7EG)

151 So plushie girl is a no?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)
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Lack of Crocs, Vespa and messenger bag was the deciding factor.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 06:26 PM (2YtOq)

152 I suspect that this horrid behavior will cause the adoption rates of black orphans by white (or any non-black) couples to fall precipitously, so -- Well done, guys! You're condemning abandoned black kids to remain in the orphanage until they're 18.

From what I've been told, it's already the case that a lot of social workers won't place black kids with white families. Orphanages are already gone, so the kids are shuffled from foster home to foster home, often abused or neglected.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 10, 2023 06:26 PM (wmDcS)

153 Shitstains gotta shit.

To stain.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 10, 2023 06:26 PM (DsA2n)

154 Today, there are more women in Congress than ever - 93 strong in the @HouseDemocrats, including these incredible new leaders!"

Now make me a fucking sammich!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2023 06:27 PM (i0Kzs)

155 the only hope is a big win in 2024 and in 2025, prez desantis sets up a GATOR task force to put all these fuckers in jail.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:53 PM (MLrvz)


Not going to happen. Even if DeSantis could win, the GOP would never permit it, and the pressure would be to "move on" for the good of the country.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 10, 2023 06:27 PM (wmDcS)

156 123 The bill will also ban parts kits, uppers and lowers. Gun up now, if you're gonna.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 06:18 PM (bzzlh)


Personal CNC machines are a helluva thing, just sayin'

Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 06:28 PM (PZvjL)

157 That will be the end of the Gainzzz threads and the strange number of suddenly appearing '3 Easy ways to Cure Genital Herpes - Number 2 will Amaze You' threads.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 06:20 PM (enJYY)
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We probably won't get threads, but don't be surprised if they start showing up in ads on the main page...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 06:28 PM (BpYfr)

158 Lack of Crocs, Vespa and messenger bag was the deciding factor.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 06:26 PM (2YtOq)

That's a lot of flour.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2023 06:29 PM (i0Kzs)

159 OrangeMan Bad and going down!

Posted by: NPC_00000010 at March 10, 2023 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

160 >>>151 So plushie girl is a no?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)
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Lack of Crocs, Vespa and messenger bag was the deciding factor.

...

She looks like a Jack Straw Yacht Date Girl to me.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:29 PM (BvUNN)

161 "Have ye seen the white whale!?"

-Ahab

Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2023 06:29 PM (9hBoP)

162 From what I've been told, it's already the case that a lot of social workers won't place black kids with white families. Orphanages are already gone, so the kids are shuffled from foster home to foster home, often abused or neglected.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 10, 2023 06:26 PM


Well, considering that the left defines a child's personhood by whether or not it's wanted by the mother, they should count themselves lucky to even have an abusive foster home. Not like they're people or anything...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 06:30 PM (Wnv9h)

163 Just for my own notes, where are these young single sexually-generous girls located? Specifics, if you have them.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:13 PM (BvUNN)


Capitol Hill.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 10, 2023 06:30 PM (wmDcS)

164 Ace knows what plushies are, so I don't have to. Thx Ace.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2023 06:30 PM (Cus5s)

165 She looks like a Jack Straw Yacht Date Girl to me.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:29 PM (BvUNN)

He's gonna need a bigger boat.

A MUCH bigger boat.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 10, 2023 06:31 PM (l7Kbv)

166 So plushie girl is a no?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)
--

Lack of Crocs, Vespa and messenger bag was the deciding factor.

...

She looks like a Jack Straw Yacht Date Girl to me.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:29 PM


I dunno...even for Jack Straw, I doubt there's enough weed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 06:31 PM (Wnv9h)

167 Not going to happen. Even if DeSantis could win, the GOP would never permit it, and the pressure would be to "move on" for the good of the country.
Posted by: Colorado Alex

/////

gator don't fuck with that shit, gator ain't never fucked with that shit.

gator wants some DC yuppie skin and he wants it now.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 06:31 PM (MLrvz)

168 You can find loads of sexually generous girls if you're in the top 5-10% of dudes. Otherwise you're paying, either in cash for escorts, or with your life and soul for marriage and then you have about a 25% chance of it being sexless.

Posted by: It kinda sucks out there at March 10, 2023 06:31 PM (La8Fd)

169 Trump punching himself in the dick again with the "DeSanctimonious" garbage.
RD hates farmers because he wants to end Ethanol subsidies.

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (DB16e)

170 Mr Aspirin Factory: "Today, there are more women in Congress than ever...

Now make me a fucking sammich!"


Apropos of nothing, the Caucus Chambers are now expected to have the widest array of sandwiches in history. And the cleanest napkins, shiniest floors.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

171 yeah, who woulda thought that weissmann would get away with bending every ethical and legal rule in western civ in his quest to get people to testify against trump.

but no, if we do it...no bad.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (MLrvz)

172 "Today, there are more women in Congress than ever - 93 strong in the @HouseDemocrats, including these incredible new leaders"

It's also more fucked up than ever. That probably just a coincidence.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (iayUP)

173 Elon Musk just did more to put eyeballs on the Jacob Chansley issue than every Republican combined.

https://bit.ly/3ZZgISE

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (eyxn4)

174 so Trump did bang Stormy
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2023 06:21 PM (us2H3)

(amends "shoot on sight" list) LOL

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (tkR6S)

175 I dunno... even for Jack Straw, I doubt there's enough weed.
======
Ballast.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (Vwz3I)

176 And the cleanest napkins, shiniest floors.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

-------
It's a dessert topping!

Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM (9hBoP)

177 146 Turn around on that before 2050, and there will be dead teachers, doctors, politicians and parents in every village. In every state.
Posted by: trev006 at March 10, 2023 06:24 PM (DTm0P)


I'm expecting apocalyptic rage from the next generation once they realize just how badly, and in how many ways, they got totally screwed over by everyone that came before them. They'll stumble through the Kafka Age for a few years, then a couple of the more enterprising pyrsynz of the mid 21st century will unearth a trove of uncensored historical documents showing how great things used to be and then it's on like Donkey Kong.

Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM (PZvjL)

178 I became an adult it didn't sit well with me that with all the shady corruption threads to China etc. surrounding the Clinton family it was sex stuff that Republicans decided should be the hill to die on.
Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 06:18 PM (PZvjL)


It wasn't the sex stuff, but the lying under oath, and that was the thing which was most obvious. The rest was sleazy, but there was enough deniability. Lying under oath about a blowjob, and trying to convince others to lie about it as well, was an unforced error by Bill.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM (wmDcS)

179 A woman who allegedly married herself has instigated divorce proceedings after spending just one day in her own company.

Sofi Maure first announced the move back in February, alongside photos of herself in a long white veil and gold tiara.

The 25-year-old, who has over 500,000 followers on Twitter and Instagram, revealed that she had bought a wedding dress and baked a cake to celebrate the big day.

"Today, in the most spurious moments of my life, I bought a wedding dress and cooked a wedding cake to marry myself," she said.

Social media users had strong thoughts about her decision with some supporting Sofi, while others said the whole thing was for "attention".

https://bit.ly/3JwpQIY

She a 1, though, and, apparently, will soon be available.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM (FVME7)

180
She looks like a Jack Straw Yacht Date Girl to me.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 06:29 PM



Honest to G-D Duck Duck Go result for search?

Jack Straw yacht "date" "girl"?

Shame on you for outing him. Not that we didn't already suspect.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM (enJYY)

181 Lack of Crocs, Vespa and messenger bag was the deciding factor.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 06:26 PM


P'shaw. At this point, the lack of ownership of brushless DeWalt or a Milwaukee power tools could well be selection criteria.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)

182 I'll have to admit that Acuna in the mid 60's was purty fun

being served a short beer at 14 was kinda cool

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2023 06:34 PM (us2H3)

183 OK, maybe not more than Tucker, but all the elected Republicans.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:34 PM (eyxn4)

184 "I heard that all you have to do to piss off
@MattWalshBlog
is to be asexual & have plushies. So, I'm asexual. Let's meet my plushies."
*Shows a bunch of plushies along with their names & pronouns*



That's no moon!

Posted by: Toby wan Kenobe at March 10, 2023 06:34 PM (yQpMk)

185 90 Azathoth

Chandra Ann Levy is unavailable for comments.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 06:34 PM (u82oZ)

186 When grabbing a pussy for the first time, should you shake like in shaking hands?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 10, 2023 06:34 PM (lrNXH)

187 Kapernick sounds like he's been in the weather underground basement for a year.

you can see what he's talking about, his dad...a white guy from wisconsin, even if he's a union guy would still be talking about you know, basic American shit that would cause a present day soyfairy to blush.

leftist is basically demonism, can you imagine treating the people who took you in like this?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 06:34 PM (MLrvz)

188 Apropos of nothing, the Caucus Chambers are now expected to have the widest array of sandwiches in history. And the cleanest napkins, shiniest floors.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

But the nastiest of bathrooms...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 06:35 PM (CCSxw)

189 Trump punching himself in the dick again with the "DeSanctimonious" garbage.
RD hates farmers because he wants to end Ethanol subsidies.
Posted by: Fool Otto at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (DB16e)


Want it all you want, but saying that you're going to end ethanol subsidies is stupid if you want to win Iowa. It's the shit that GOPe pols keep doing for some stupid reason.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 10, 2023 06:35 PM (wmDcS)

190 > Sofi Maure first announced the move back in February, alongside photos of herself in a long white veil and gold tiara.

When your last name is only one character different than the word, "manure," you might want to consider changing it.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:35 PM (eyxn4)

191 She a 1, though, and, apparently, will soon be available.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM


Rule 1, man...Rule 1.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 06:35 PM (Wnv9h)

192 140 > I blame nihilism, hedonism, and the fact that you have to chip through a facade of lies to get to the truth.

Sure, but when did the US become far more nihilistic and hedonistic than the UK and Germany?
Posted by: bonhomme
----------------------

I think the US problem is different from Europe.
I think a major thread in all our social ills is that people can not accept limitations. They think everyone is "special" and if they struggle for success or whatever they think it is societies job to fix things for them.

Christianity goes a long way to teach people perseverance and accepting that the world is imperfect and unfair. (this world.) Maybe losing religion is to blame, but I think losing family and especially extended families and cohesiveness is also a part of it. Kids used to grow up with lots of wisdom from the elders, now they get "wisdom" from the freaks on tv.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at March 10, 2023 06:35 PM (YJ6Zy)

193 stormy was just one of many leftwing female kamikaze drones ready to throw themselves against the stern of a GOP politician or judicial nominee, strapped with a bombkeg of incendiary lies about "this one time, the details of which I cannot provide, happened the worst thing ever"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 06:36 PM (MLrvz)

194 >>I dunno...even for Jack Straw, I doubt there's enough weed.

A couple years ago I invited a buddy and his wife for day on the water. They decided it would be a great idea to bring their 18 year old, insanely hot daughter and her equally hot friend along. In the smallest bikinis allowed by law in all 50 states.

Now that was an awkward day.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

195 Rule 1, man...Rule 1.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 06:35 PM (Wnv9h)
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Well, not like the crazy would be a surprise.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 06:37 PM (2YtOq)

196 Seeing Kapernik crap on his Parents and people wonder why more people don't adopt outside their Race

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 10, 2023 06:37 PM (dKiJG)

197 186 When grabbing a pussy for the first time, should you shake like in shaking hands?
Posted by: humphreyrobot a

---
squeeze to make sure they aren't tucking.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2023 06:37 PM (YJ6Zy)

198
She looks like a Jack Straw Yacht Date Girl to me.
Posted by: ace

You'd only need one sling if you had her!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 06:37 PM (Me9WP)

199 Rule 1, man...Rule 1.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 06:35 PM


Sadly, some 'rons treat that more as a guideline, rather than a rule.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2023 06:38 PM (a3Q+t)

200 >>>I dunno... even for Jack Straw, I doubt there's enough weed.

>I stopped drinking 80 days ago and lost over 20 lbs.

320 lbs. if you include plushie-girl.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2023 06:38 PM (Jg7EG)

201 Even in nyc, there must be a judge who will not permit this insanity of indicting Trump for a non-crime. There must be?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2023 06:38 PM (Irn0L)

202 JackStraw: "Now that was an awkward day."

I notice you didn't use the word "unwelcome" or "bad" there. Probably an oversight.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 10, 2023 06:38 PM (aXxgO)

203 She a 1, though, and, apparently, will soon be available.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM (FVME7)

Nice selfie with the toilet

Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2023 06:38 PM (gmo/4)

204 James R. Lawrence III @jlawrencenc · 38m
More revelations from the #Twitterfiles.

Why are our tax dollars paying for @NewsGuardRating’s censorious “services”?

Federal officials not only urge social media to censor speech, but also spend your hard-earned money on this.

spend your hard-earned money on this.

newsmax.com
Left-Wing NewsGuard Awarded Pentagon Contract, Records Show
NewsGuard, a left-wing media monitoring organization which claims to rate the credibility of news websites, was awarded nearly $750,000 from the Department of Defense in 2021 according to publicly...

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (Vwz3I)

205 She a 1, though, and, apparently, will soon be available.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM (FVME7)

And also completely batshit crazy.

Posted by: No sale at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (La8Fd)

206 Jail for Hitler is comin' soon, comin' soon!
Jail for Drumpf is comin' soon, comin' soon!
Lock him up, lock him up!
Hail the USA!

Yes!!!!! Soon!

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (PFzEb)

207
In the smallest bikinis allowed by law in all 50 states.

They brought Dana Hamm?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (enJYY)

208 "I heard that all you have to do to piss off
@MattWalshBlog
is to be asexual & have plushies. So, I'm asexual. Let's meet my plushies."

***

If a Carrington event happened tomorrow morning and wiped out all of the electrical and electronic underpinnings of our civilization, this chick would be staring blankly at a razor by sundown.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (wb1YC)

209 All the Congressmen who used our tax money to pay off their staff sex partners need to be named and charged. How does that turn out to be legal?

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (Zzbjj)

210 196 Seeing Kapernik crap on his Parents and people wonder why more people don't adopt outside their Race

////

there's whispered tales about this stuff out there. not good. beats up other kids. sex stuff. what can you do. The fundie boards talking about their adoption stories and praying harder are sad to read.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 06:40 PM (MLrvz)

211 She a 1, though, and, apparently, will soon be available.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM (FVME7)

And also completely batshit crazy.
Posted by: No sale at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (La8Fd)



Don't use your real name.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at March 10, 2023 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

212 173 Elon Musk just did more to put eyeballs on the Jacob Chansley issue than every Republican combined.

https://bit.ly/3ZZgISE
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (eyxn4)
******
Wow.
Free Jacob Chansley!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2023 06:40 PM (NpAcC)

213 >>I notice you didn't use the word "unwelcome" or "bad" there. Probably an oversight.

It was actually painful. I spent the entire day making eye contact. Who does that?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

214 A couple years ago I invited a buddy and his wife for day on the water. They decided it would be a great idea to bring their 18 year old, insanely hot daughter and her equally hot friend along. In the smallest bikinis allowed by law in all 50 states.

Now that was an awkward day.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 06:36 PM


Driving up the street, seeing a hottie with an ass you could crack coconuts on. Getting nearer and realizing it's (friend's 20 year old daughter I've known since she was 4). AAAAAAHHHHHH. Bad friend! Bad friend!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 06:40 PM (Wnv9h)

215 And also completely batshit crazy.
Posted by: No sale at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (La8Fd)

No problem, I'll use your name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 06:40 PM (tkR6S)

216 NY is a fucking sewer.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2023 06:40 PM (Zzbjj)

217 206 Jail for Hitler is comin' soon, comin' soon!
Jail for Drumpf is comin' soon, comin' soon!
Lock him up, lock him up!
Hail the USA!

Yes!!!!! Soon!
Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators

/////////////

they don't care for what, they don't care why.

so ask yourself, what happens next? nothing, that's what. have fun.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 06:41 PM (MLrvz)

218 Man, I hope that's the last fatty pic of the day. I usually go way out of my way not to see stuff like that.

Posted by: Tender Sensibilities at March 10, 2023 06:41 PM (wrJpE)

219 I think the fundamental problem that made America unravel is that we traded away anything resembling a unified culture, and replaced it with a mishmash of corporate slogans and ads. Easy pickings for a social vampire like Woke Inc.

Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 06:41 PM (PZvjL)

220 Colin Kaepernik is out plugging something, a new book, I think. We're going to be seeing a lot of him, because not one outlet would dare refuse.

I say we all chip in and fund a reboot of the Humpty Dance video on spec for Netflix, cast him in it and begin shooting immediately.

It just seems the simplest solution.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 10, 2023 06:41 PM (cupoy)

221 I can only pray Jack Straw's yacht isn't named "Guam".

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 10, 2023 06:42 PM (a3Q+t)

222 Yes!!!!! Soon!
Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (PFzEb)

Nope. Not Muldoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 06:42 PM (tkR6S)

223 And also completely batshit crazy.
Posted by: No sale at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (La8Fd)


Pro tip: Use positions where you can see what her hands are doing at all times.

Nothing puts a damper on the festivities faster that multiple stab wounds.



Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2023 06:42 PM (gmo/4)

224 The walls are really closing in on Trump this time. I think I heard this from some gay or lesbian pyrsyn on CNN or MSNBC today. Or was it yesterday. Maybe two years.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 10, 2023 06:42 PM (CeOHX)

225 they don't care for what, they don't care why.

so ask yourself, what happens next? nothing, that's what. have fun.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 06:41 PM (MLrvz)


You would think that the nutters would tire of the disappointment.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 10, 2023 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

226 Nood Quickie II

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 06:43 PM (Me9WP)

227 173 Elon Musk just did more to put eyeballs on the Jacob Chansley issue than every Republican combined.

https://bit.ly/3ZZgISE
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (eyxn4)

Most republicans hated Trump, too. They spent their time with majority power fucking over Trump and every one else.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2023 06:43 PM (Zzbjj)

228 189 Trump punching himself in the dick again with the "DeSanctimonious" garbage.
RD hates farmers because he wants to end Ethanol subsidies.
Posted by: Fool Otto at March 10, 2023 06:32 PM (DB16e)

Want it all you want, but saying that you're going to end ethanol subsidies is stupid if you want to win Iowa. It's the shit that GOPe pols keep doing for some stupid reason.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 10, 2023 06:35 PM (wmDcS)

This kinda thing and "cutting medicare" and Lindsay's Fed Abortion bill are pre-calculated fig leafs as is Bill Kristol's "temporarily" voting DEM. This is how GOPe and DEMs will "explain" the cockamamie demos required to "beat" DJT.

Trump going after DeSantis on this is how you get 80+ mil votes next election. DeSantis running on this is how you lose millions of real votes via apathy and generate millions of "secured" votes.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 10, 2023 06:43 PM (1ais2)

229 It's they keep lies going and disregard anything else.

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 06:43 PM (xhxe8)

230 Should I lower my expectation that Tucker will release more Jan 6 video tonight.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2023 06:43 PM (E+05M)

231 You would think that the nutters would tire of the disappointment.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 10, 2023 06:42 PM (yQpMk)
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They're easily distracted by the new shiny closing in walls.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 06:44 PM (2YtOq)

232 Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto
JUST IN: Censored video re-emerges of Jacob Chansley reading Trump’s tweet, telling protestors to GO HOME and remain peaceful..

WON’T SEE THIS ON CNN…
https://tinyurl.com/2p8j3eev

Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto
JUST IN: Previously censored video re-emerges showing ANTIFA members dressing up a Trump supporters in DC…

WON’T SEE THIS ON CNN…
https://tinyurl.com/3ubs577f

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 10, 2023 06:45 PM (Vwz3I)

233 Trump going after DeSantis on this is how you get 80+ mil votes next election. DeSantis running on this is how you lose millions of real votes via apathy and generate millions of "secured" votes.
Posted by: Thesokorus at March 10, 2023 06:43 PM (1ais2)

DeSantis will lose to whatever dem is nominated, and he'll graciously accept another huge book deal. The Murdoch money and Ryan endorsement is too suspicious.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2023 06:45 PM (Zzbjj)

234 Theres more to that Shaman video, somewhere. Those doors were most certainly opened from the inside.

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 10, 2023 06:45 PM (DB16e)

235 Now that was an awkward day.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)


no mirrored sunglasses ?

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2023 06:45 PM (V13WU)

236 Arghhhhh! That last image looks like the love child of Jerry Nadler and Brian Stelter.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 10, 2023 06:47 PM (wsx8x)

237
Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (PFzEb)

Nope. Not Muldoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 06:42 PM


Based on the time stamp some location where it is/was 4:20 pm. With the higher performance level of government sanctified weed it doesn't take more then a minute before they're stoned and barely literate. As if they ever were in real life.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 06:47 PM (enJYY)

238 I think the fundamental problem that made America unravel is that we traded away anything resembling a unified culture, and replaced it with a mishmash of corporate slogans and ads. Easy pickings for a social vampire like Woke Inc.

Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 06:41 PM (PZvjL)


The US has never really had a unified culture, which is part of the problem. Even at the beginning you had north and south, and as it expanded you added in more and more. If anything, our culture is probably more unified today, thanks to mass media, the internet, and the large-scale relocation of adults for work.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 10, 2023 06:48 PM (wmDcS)

239 Regarding Tucker Carlson's video extravaganza...

He was provided curated video from FedGov. Video that was deemed... safe. What the purpose was/is behind the release will be debated here ad-nauseum.

But, IMO

Carlson is a cypher.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2023 06:49 PM (Q4IgG)

240 >>
Trump going after DeSantis on this is how you get 80+ mil votes next election. DeSantis running on this is how you lose millions of real votes via apathy and generate millions of "secured" votes.

DeSantis is stupid to attack one of the heartlands major income streams. He's off my list.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2023 06:49 PM (E+05M)

241 Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here

The Colin Kaepernik solution is easy.

Let him tryout for a NFL team. Make his offensive line the scout squad lineman.

Put the A team defensive line on the other side, and pay extra for every sack. Wreak him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

242 “Trump allegedly (probably) had sex with."

I believe his repeated denials that he slept with Daniels. Say what you will about Trump, if his wives are anything to go by, he has good taste in women. Would anyone who could marry a goddess like Melania risk picking up every STD in the book by hooking up with the likes of Stormy?

Posted by: Undine at March 10, 2023 06:51 PM (wlhFB)

243 DeSantis is a professional politician. He's spent his entire adult life preparing to run for office. He's a good governor, but if he's really falling into the trap of attacking ethanol subsidies, it only shows that he can't think outside the box that all GOP politicians and consultants end up inside.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 10, 2023 06:52 PM (wmDcS)

244 This in-fighting will turn away voters and not turn away ballots

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 06:53 PM (xhxe8)

245 Evening! Feel sorry for people like plushie girl. She seems quite emotionally stunted and I wonder if the weight is to make herself unattractive as a defense mechanism.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2023 06:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

246 If a Carrington event happened tomorrow morning and wiped out all of the electrical and electronic underpinnings of our civilization, this chick would be staring blankly at a razor by sundown.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2023 06:39 PM (wb1YC)

You misspelled "longingly"...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 06:56 PM (CCSxw)

247 There are a lot of woke black racists who are denouncing their adoptive white parents and demanding that whites no longer be permitted to adopt black children.

I suspect that this horrid behavior will cause the adoption rates of black orphans by white (or any non-black) couples to fall precipitously, so -- Well done, guys! You're condemning abandoned black kids to remain in the orphanage until they're 18.

--- from Ace

----------------------

I've been told by people looking into adoptions that this is already a common practice and has been for years - wanting to match cultural backgrounds and denying white adopters, even though investigation shows that such parents do as well or better than natural parents in exposing the children to information on the baby's cultural background.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 07:08 PM (eoQWY)

248 Supporting subsidies for Archer Daniels Midland that takes money from my pocket while simultaneously creating fuel that destroys small engines and forces me to buy even more expensive "Pure Gas" is always the key to getting my vote.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 10, 2023 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

249 I blame nihilism, hedonism, and the fact that you have to chip through a facade of lies to get to the truth.

Sure, but when did the US become far more nihilistic and hedonistic than the UK and Germany?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 06:23 PM (eyxn4)

America still hasn't. Our government and education institutions have, though.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 07:14 PM (eoQWY)

250 If they successfully block Trump again, they really won't like the next phase... And we may not, either...

Posted by: setnaffa at March 10, 2023 07:35 PM (BdSXF)

251 FIRST FIND THE VICTIM, THEN THE SENTENCE, THEN THE TRIAL, THEN, FINALLY, SELECT THE NEEDED “FACTS.”

Posted by: Ray Mota at March 11, 2023 10:57 AM (sw3xv)

252 Anything that the entire Swamp agrees on is pure bullshit.

The entire Swamp wants to blame it all on China.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 11, 2023 07:59 PM (Ndje9)

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