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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/7/23)
Quote I “Alright Portland, I’m done with you. I’m over. This has gotta stop, OK? I work right here a lot during the day. Well, look what happened last night.” Real estate developer Dustin Michael Miller
Quote II "Any time you have evidence of private entities coordinating with federal agents to strip Americans of their rights, the public should be alarmed and demanding answers and action," Aidan Johnston, federal affairs director for Gun Owners of America
Quote III “This is a serious attack on the Constitution by a federal agency. A shameful case of weaponization of a government agency for political purposes and suppression of the truth.” Elon Musk
The headline had me at "Half-beaver".
Jonathan Ross opens up on search for mythical half-beaver, half-crocodile beast in Wales The Masked Singer UK celebrity detective and talk show host has been investigating wacky stories for his brand new More 4 television series Jonathan Ross' Myths and Legends.
Perhaps "we" should implement Sharia law?
Yikes, the insurance premium for collision and OTC are probably staggering.
When it comes to assisted driving systems, General Motors' Super Cruise is hard to beat. The hands-free highway driving setup combines LiDAR scans of 400,000 miles of the nation's highways as well as active sensor readings to deliver a seamless form of semi-autonomous driving. Ultra Cruise, a superior system that GM claims will be able to handle 95% of driving, is set to debut on the $300,000 Celestiq. The Detroit automaker has now detailed how the system will work. In short, it uses an army of cameras and sensors working together to ensure the car doesn't hit anything. The fancy phrase they're using for that is "sensor fusion." The sensors include several short and long-range radars, a LiDAR, and a number of cameras.
Reason #172 why I like Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL).
DeSantis Denounces Florida Legislator's Blogger Registry Proposal Update (1845ET): During his “State of the State” news conference Tuesday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis denounced state Sen. Jason Brodeur’s bill, which would require bloggers to register with the state As the New York Post reports, DeSantis distanced himself from his fellow Republican’s proposal, saying it was “not anything I’ve ever supported," while adding that “I don’t control every single bill that has been filed.”Sen. Jason Brodeur of Lake Mary should read the constitution. And if he doesn't comprehend the First Amendment he should sit down with a Civics expert. Fvcking RINO. What's next registering commenters?
Something tells me this won't be as innocent as it is advertised.
New Ford patent would lock out owners for missed payments, allow cars to be repossessed remotely Ford filed for a patent on a new technological system that would allow the automaker to lock out owners from their cars for missed payments. The patent would also allow cars to be repossessed remotely – even enabling self-driving vehicles to drive themselves to a repo lot. Ford Global Technologies applied for a patent regarding "systems and methods to repossess a vehicle" on Aug. 20, 2021. The application with the United States Patent Office was formally published on Feb. 23, 2023.
Don't like that NRA or Trump bumper sticker on someone's F-150? Boom your truck isn't moving.
A 60-year-old businesswoman was baffled when she was barred from using the elevator at the Pasir Gudang City Council (MBPG) here for apparently dressing inappropriately. The woman, who only wanted to be known as Tan, said she wore a pastel yellow long dress that extended to her mid-calf and covered shoes when she turned up at the council for business licence matters around 11am on Wednesday (Feb 15). "A female staff member at the front counter told me to head to the second floor to meet an official regarding my inquiry and I was told to obtain a visitor’s pass from the security guard beforehand. "I was surprised when the security guard refused to give me a pass, saying that my dress was not long enough to head to the upper levels of the building.
Hollywood isn't dead, it just smells funny. Shocker that a wholesome movie is a financial success. Not.
After only two weeks in release, a little Christian film called Jesus Revolution has grossed $30.5 million, which is a better domestic take than five of this year’s Best Picture nominees. In fact, it’s a better domestic haul than four of those Best Picture nominees combined. And only an idiot is surprised by this news.
On this day: 7 Mar 1970
Lee Marvin was at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'Wand'rin Star', taken from the film 'Paint Your Wagon.' via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 7 Mar 1944
Townes Van Zandt singer-songwriter. His music has been covered by such notable and varied musicians as Bob Dylan, Lyle Lovett, Steve Earle, Cowboy Junkies, Andrew Bird, Alison Krauss, and Gillian Welch. Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard covered his song 'Pancho and Lefty', scoring a No.1 hit on the Billboard country music charts. He died on January 1, 1997. via thisdayinmusic.com
FRESNO, Calif. (FOX26) — The Fresno Police Department received a call around 8:30 a.m. about a man being inside a bank in Fresno that was not open for business. When police arrived at the Bank of the West on Fresno St. at Van Ness Ave. in downtown Fresno they thought the man had broken into the building. After investigating and talking to the man they learned the keys were left in the front door overnight and the man let himself inside.
As Jason Stoffer wheels himself around his unfinished home south of Eureka — with musical instruments on the walls and a miniature grand piano next to the kitchen — he and his wife, Lori, point to the chimney they installed themselves, the insulation in the walls and the hundreds of boards he cut since they started building two years ago. Using old climbing gear to set up pulleys and a little bit of “redneck engineering,” they’ve gotten much of the hard work done, although the prolonged project means their three kids (ages 9, 11, and 13) are still sleeping on couches downstairs until the bedrooms are finished. Building a home from scratch would challenge anyone, which makes Jason’s efforts all the more impressive.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 07, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 07, 2023 10:00 PM (PyOKD)
How did one of our liberal friends put it?
Oh yes its racist to want to be free from crime and random mayhem.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:02 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Iris at March 07, 2023 10:02 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 10:02 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2023 10:03 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at March 07, 2023 10:03 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2023 10:03 PM (MqU7S)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2023 10:04 PM (Angsy)
In today's day and age. . . . I wish there was another way. But no.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 10:05 PM (qoGsy)
Then Brodeur is stupid.
Let's run through what would happen with this law.
A leftwing blogger gets hired by some Dem candidate's brother's company and doesn't report it. A-ok.
A rightwing blogger has one ad from his random ad service for a candidate and doesn't report it. Pound me in the back hole prison.
Fewer laws not more.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:05 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 07, 2023 10:06 PM (7l8Qu)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 10:06 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Theodore at March 07, 2023 10:07 PM (pGonq)
You don't really need the vehicle to "self repo" unless it's a gimmick.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2023 10:07 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: screaming in digital
Dislocates shoulder whilst patting self on back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 07, 2023 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 07, 2023 10:07 PM (wagHN)
Muslim rules. So...who is higher on the victim stack today...muslims or older asian women?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:08 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Beautiful shot, just needs a globe around it.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 07, 2023 10:08 PM (7l8Qu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
That was a talking point about autonomous cars a decade ago. "They'll handle 95% of the driving for you."
But the 5% they can't handle is the hardest stuff. Which is now left to the human driver who has no practice doing even the basic stuff.
That will turn out well. For YouTube.
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 10:08 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2023 10:08 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 10:09 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 07, 2023 10:07 PM (wagHN)
Oh how I wish!!!!!
The Fabulous disagrees, says it is too big to keep clean while she is making me sammiches.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 07, 2023 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
The last Academy Award winner I watched was 2014's Birdman. They don't make prestige movies any more for normies.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:09 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 07, 2023 10:08 PM (7l8Qu)
I'm betting you could build it!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 07, 2023 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 07, 2023 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
I've watched more Korean shows in the last year than American ones.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2023 10:11 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2023 10:11 PM (aBJcM)
How did one of our liberal friends put it?
Oh yes its racist to want to be free from crime and random mayhem.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:02 PM (lc5cP)
***
Inwonder if one could crowd source for say...$3 mill which would be a good start for, oh how shall we say it...cleaning up that part of Portland?
Just call Godfathers Services LLC.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2023 10:11 PM (anj39)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Beautiful shot, just needs a globe around it.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 07, 2023 10:08 PM (7l8Qu)
Maybe we'll get the snowy scene tomorrow?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2023 10:12 PM (Angsy)
I was watching Piers Morgan's interview with Andrew Tate and one thing that stuck out...
Morgan was complaining that someone had posted online that they were going to murder his kid. The police had told him that they couldn't figure out who it was and were closing the case.
Tate responded that if someone had made fun of a tranny on the same forum the anonymous poster would already be in jail. And...he's not wrong. The British police are apparently very good at finding and arresting commenters for "hate speech"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:13 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2023 10:13 PM (3f7vf)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2023 10:13 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 10:13 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 07, 2023 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
Peers in mailbox. Empty.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2023 10:14 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:13 PM (lc5cP)
Yeah... it's really not that hard to track people down unless they are using a Proxy... which most don't know how to use.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 10:14 PM (oHd/0)
I will NEVER buy a vehicle that can tell me what's going on within 400,000 miles. Ffs. Orrr, a vehicle that tells me I'm late on my payment.
Always paid cash...always will.
But, that's just me...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2023 10:15 PM (MqU7S)
The first comment underneath was, "Eventually, we in the West will be *begging* for sharia law."
Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 10:15 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
and MisHum, Honestly, at first glance I thought "Is that a model?"
Posted by: Some Rat at March 07, 2023 10:15 PM (7l8Qu)
Oh, and on a video from the previous thread, the elephant stopping the truck to forage from its load, there was a sign, 'Caution: Elephant Crossing'. That's not a sign you see everyday.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2023 10:15 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 07, 2023 10:15 PM (iyVGU)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 10:16 PM (eGTCV)
Peers in mailbox. Empty.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2023 10:14 PM (Angsy)
At least there weren't any bills.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 07, 2023 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: GWB at March 07, 2023 10:17 PM (NJ9MR)
I remember seeing wall art in either Iraq or 'Stan. It had a rainbow dripping down towards two huddled children with an umbrella above them labelled "Sharia".
Not only did we get beat militarily by goat fuckers, we lost the propaganda war as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:17 PM (lc5cP)
And if they don't plonk heavy into the collection plate, the Priest presses the button.
And the parishioner is RePossessed.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2023 10:18 PM (e6UQI)
Oh, and on a video from the previous thread, the elephant stopping the truck to forage from its load, there was a sign, 'Caution: Elephant Crossing'. That's not a sign you see everyday.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2023 10:15 PM (emlEe)
I've sunk that low?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 07, 2023 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:13 PM (lc5cP)
What can you say? They're great at solving the crimes they care about.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 10:18 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 07, 2023 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Or summonss, or is it summonses? summonii?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2023 10:18 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 10:19 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Wales has neither beavers nor crocodiles. How did this happen?
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 10:19 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 07, 2023 10:20 PM (H4JoC)
Posted by: N. Lurker
Eventually, yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 07, 2023 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2023 10:21 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 10:21 PM (P1f+c)
The cat ladies and the other Leftists who will be the last residents in Portland have nothing to worry about when all businesses leave, except for tranny-only tea houses and custom Molotov Cocktail shops. The Democrat State Government will subsidize Portland's water, sewer, and garbage services. Along with a farmers' market once a week where residents can buy kale, arugula, and other vegan foods. Oh, and canned cat food.
Police, fire, and road repair services? Nope. Except for small areas around the residences of the mayor and cat lady big-dollar donors to the Democrat Party. Schools? Not needed when the only residents are cat ladies and Antifa trust fund babies with no interest in having children.
Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2023 10:21 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 10:19 PM (P1f+c)
Is there anything climate change won't do?!?!
Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 10:21 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: sherpa-k2 at March 07, 2023 10:22 PM (a8+gu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
Embrace the power of "and"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 07, 2023 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
You say that like there's a difference.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 10:23 PM (tp+tP)
Ford filed for a patent on a new technological system that would allow the automaker to lock out owners from their cars for missed payments.
Or when one's social credit score declines, no doubt.
Posted by: Whee, more at March 07, 2023 10:23 PM (YdDJ9)
And the parishioner is RePossessed.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2023 10:18 PM (e6UQI)
Wait, so the chip marks them with a Digital identifier... a... number... wiith an identifier as to who gave them this ... number...
Mark of the Beast?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 10:23 PM (oHd/0)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ByqYEzugleE
Posted by: Beartooth at March 07, 2023 10:20 PM (H4JoC)
You should listen to my recordings instead.
Posted by: Zonbie Dusty Springfield at March 07, 2023 10:23 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 07, 2023 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Nah, it's not so bad as that. Now music videos of The Band That Shall Not Be Named, well, that's another story.
BTW, ever heard of, or listened to, Dixie Dregs? Jazz/rock fusion, no vocals. 'Take It Off The Top' is a keeper.
YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/sbf93fte
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2023 10:23 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: sherpa-k2 at March 07, 2023 10:22 PM (a8+gu)
Do they use malamutes or huskies?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 10:23 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Whee, more fascism at March 07, 2023 10:24 PM (YdDJ9)
Thankfully, the system will be completely unhackable, and no car thieves will ever be able to use it.
Posted by: mikeski did not type this with a straight face at March 07, 2023 10:24 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 07, 2023 10:24 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Ford at March 07, 2023 10:25 PM (SYTee)
My 2¢
Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2023 10:25 PM (+hny1)
We had fewer laws, less monitoring, and less crime a few years ago. And if you go back to the 50s WAY less crime.
So the answer is no. We can choose a third way but as of right now almost no political office holders are interesting in that option.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:25 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 10:25 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Aruba Liberace! at March 07, 2023 10:25 PM (wrJpE)
Wouldn't that be a Moochelle tattoo ?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2023 10:26 PM (e6UQI)
My efforts to get in some time at the gun range were thwarted today. Apparently, showing up alone and needing to rent a gun is a red flag, in which case they require either a conceal carry permit or a permit to purchase, neither of which I had.
So, the lesson, I guess, is, if you're going to shoot the place up, take along a friend.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 07, 2023 10:26 PM (uPgE/)
Sure you were.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2023 10:27 PM (eOEVl)
YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/sbf93fte
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2023 10:23 PM (emlEe)
I have heard of Dixie Dregs and have listened to some of their stuff. Ill check out the link.
I'm sure it isn't in the same league as the great UK Band SQ.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 07, 2023 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: RickZ
Isn't there one too many words in that title?
And yes, I know about them, mostly because their former keyboardist landed in Dream Theater way back when.
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 10:27 PM (P1f+c)
Obviously non-binary...
Possibly trans...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2023 10:27 PM (MqU7S)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Wow. Glad I live in a free state.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Ford at March 07, 2023 10:25 PM (SYTee)
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Assholes.
Posted by: Pizza the Hutt at March 07, 2023 10:28 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:25 PM (lc5cP)
What and give up the graft?
"No thanks!" said every]/u] UniParty politician!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 07, 2023 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 07, 2023 10:28 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 07, 2023 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 10:18 PM (tp+tP)
I believe it was Douglas Murray, interviewed in Australia, who said there were something like 3,500 prosecutions for hate speech (don't quote me, it's from slightly used memory) in the last couple of years, many ending in jail/prison sentences. So much for Free Speech in the U.K. No wonder we kicked those lousy Lobsterbacks outta here. The number quoted by Murray shocked the interviewer.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2023 10:28 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 10:28 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 10:29 PM (eGTCV)
I used to be a Ford man. Got that from my father.
I'm not much of a Ford man anymore. This electric shit and the lockout shit are the final straw.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 10:30 PM (Mzdiz)
One of the other points in the Tate interview is that instead of trying to resolve Britain's actual problems, British politicians are just trying to funnel money to things people don't care about like Ukraine.
Tate is pretty odious in his personal life, but in watching the interview I see his appeal. https://youtu.be/IcUgRhoNf84
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:30 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 07, 2023 10:28 PM (lc5cP)
I don't imagine you were ever hard on the beaver.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 10:30 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 10:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
https://tinyurl.com/3kht52up
Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 10:31 PM (jTmQV)
Obviously non-binary...
Possibly trans...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2023 10:27 PM (MqU7S)
That's stupid. If I'd spent money on a good beaver, I'd damn sure want to make sure if it was male or female!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2023 10:31 PM (Angsy)
Ford filed for a patent on a new technological system that would allow the automaker to lock out owners from their cars for missed payments.
Or when one's social credit score declines, no doubt.
Posted by: Whee, more at March 07, 2023 10:23 PM (YdDJ9)
These punishments will not apply to the same groups of people who can squat in homes and apartments without paying rent or mortgage and escrow for years and years with no legal action against them. Nor will they apply to illegal aliens. Oops, I meant asylum seekers from every other country on the planet.
Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2023 10:32 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: David French at March 07, 2023 10:32 PM (lc5cP)
I've got a knot on the back of my head, I just discovered. I banged my head coming out from under a plow I was working on. I had forgotten about a particular piece (coulter mounting bar) that was a notorious head banger.
I remember it now. I've got a number of implements that have notorious head bangers on 'em. And I always remember the hard way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 10:33 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 10:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2023 10:35 PM (MqU7S)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2023 10:35 PM (lPiNE)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2023 10:35 PM (lPiNE)
Townes Van Zandt singer-songwriter.
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Had never heard of him. The finale episode of the period TV series "Hell on Wheels" (damn, need to rewatch that sometime -- quite good) ended with a very moving scene involving the protagonist ... while this beautiful, haunting, and fitting song played.
I was able to soon identify it as "Waitin' Around To Die" by one Townes Van Zandt. Found several slightly different versions on YouTube initially, but frustratingly not the one from the episode.
Eventually found it here: https://tinyurl.com/59epeah7
[Sounds quite biographical -- and he had a tragic life, dying of a drug overdose relatively young IIRC.]
A very moving video & version is found here (with wife and old, black friend whom he brings to tears): https://tinyurl.com/ycxjefry
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 07, 2023 10:36 PM (PnkSq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 10:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Piper
So you are safely home home?
Good on you and your siblings for your actions!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 07, 2023 10:36 PM (hOUT3)
He must be referring to the U of SC's girls' basketball team.
As long as they have plump dangly blessings of liberty under their skirts.
Posted by: David French at March 07, 2023 10:37 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 10:37 PM (J00IM)
I had forgotten about a particular piece (coulter mounting bar) that was a notorious head banger.
Went to the Coulter mounting bar to see The Headbangers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 10:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at March 07, 2023 10:38 PM (k5jR3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 10:38 PM (RIC/Z)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 07, 2023 10:38 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: sherpa-k2 at March 07, 2023 10:22 PM (a8+gu)
Do they use malamutes or huskies?
Thank you for asking: Alaskan Malamutes, Siberian Huskies, Alaskan Huskies.
Posted by: sherpa-k2 at March 07, 2023 10:39 PM (a8+gu)
Sadly, there have been a number of instances of people renting a gun and then using it to commit suicide at the range. Most places will allow you to rent after you've been there a couple of times.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2023 10:39 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 07, 2023 10:40 PM (H4JoC)
Cover those ankles, slut.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2023 10:40 PM (gv7Yb)
Yes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
And you should consider buying anything you might really need for survival now while you can!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 07, 2023 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
Well, some of 'em look they'd wield a mean strap-on. Would that do?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 10:40 PM (Mzdiz)
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Yet... there will be an epic drought this summer because all the available water will be flushed into the ocean to save some bait fish.
Truly some of the stupidest people on the planet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2023 10:40 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2023 10:41 PM (MqU7S)
Hub and I are thankful that we've finally found a church that is welcoming, yet also biblically sound.
Plus, it's in the town where the movie, In The Heat Of The Night was filmed, which I didn't know until recently.
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 10:41 PM (2/GgP)
I certainly hope that the wheels and tires don't get stripped off of Ford's vehicles the have been repossessed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 10:42 PM (RIC/Z)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 07, 2023 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
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This^
Time is getting short.
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 10:42 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 07, 2023 10:42 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world
SMH, so glad you and Ex-ex have found a proper church home, what a blessing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 07, 2023 10:43 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 10:43 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Thank you. : )
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 10:45 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at March 07, 2023 10:38 PM (k5jR3)
The worst singer in that film is the one who appeared in the fewest musicals the rest of his career. /snark/
Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2023 10:45 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2023 10:45 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2023 10:45 PM (r46W7)
Umm, Portland real estate developer? Didn't you vote for this sh*t?
Because I bet ya did.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2023 10:45 PM (EZebt)
Remember, the Democrats knew of all the videos Tucker showed and still lied to support their narrative. Yet, they continued with the J6 lies.
What stands out for me is the corrupt DC judges and what they have done to ignore basic rights of the jailed. I naively figured at least federal judges would be honest. Oh well. But the videos sure highlight the lies of the last 26 months and sadly those that still are in jail over 2 years later.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 07, 2023 10:45 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: sherpa-k2 at March 07, 2023
I understand Huskies are faster, malamutes are stronger.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 07, 2023 10:45 PM (eGTCV)
So many people are leaving CA that perhaps our existing resevoir capacity will suffice.
But, yeah, when all that snow melts, gonna be epic.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 10:46 PM (jTmQV)
https://tinyurl.com/mspz57ea
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 10:46 PM (2/GgP)
If it was the range where you took your class a few weeks ago and rented a pistol, they should have had you in their system. If you don't already own a gun and you don't have a shooting buddy, it's kind of a chicken and egg problem.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2023 10:46 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at March 07, 2023 10:38 PM (k5jR3)
Yes
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 10:46 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at March 07, 2023 10:38 PM (k5jR3)
The worst singer in that film is the one who appeared in the fewest musicals the rest of his career. /snark/
Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2023 10:45 PM (AMIL/)
I never forgot a review that noted that whenever Eastwood sings, he always looks like he's scanning the horizon for enemy aircraft. I watched it again after hearing that, and it's true!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2023 10:46 PM (r46W7)
Sure you were.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2023 10:27 PM (eOEVl)
I'm concerned about the tweets
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 07, 2023 10:46 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at March 07, 2023 10:38 PM (k5jR3)
Yes
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 10:46 PM (xhaym)
Who loves ya Baby?
Posted by: #1 On The Charts Zombie Telly Savalas at March 07, 2023 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 10:49 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 07, 2023 10:49 PM (DbIL9)
Posted by: SMH
That is great news! Wonderful.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 10:49 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: sherpa-k2 at March 07, 2023 10:22 PM (a8+gu)
Is there some website that we can go to and follow the race?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 07, 2023 10:50 PM (i+mOk)
https://tinyurl.com/cvyzxpuh
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 10:51 PM (RIC/Z)
So many people are leaving CA that perhaps our existing resevoir capacity will suffice.
But, yeah, when all that snow melts, gonna be epic.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 10:46 PM (jTmQV)
If you get a chinook wind in, or another subtropical storm come in and melt it all at once, the you are going to get massive flooding just like in 1861
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 10:51 PM (xhaym)
And we are paying for it already. Hackers, spare me.
Posted by: Plain View at March 07, 2023 10:51 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Cher at March 07, 2023 10:51 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 07, 2023 10:51 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2023 10:52 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 10:52 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 10:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Cher at March 07, 2023 10:51 PM (SYTee)
No shit!
Posted by: Zombie Gregg Allman at March 07, 2023 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
https://tinyurl.com/cvyzxpuh
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 10:51 PM (RIC/Z)
That is because Peterson has been mobbed by bots for years and it took him a while to figure it out.
I would not be averse to an online user blockchain, but I would not want it compulsory or government created.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 10:53 PM (xhaym)
If it was the range where you took your class a few weeks ago and rented a pistol, they should have had you in their system. If you don't already own a gun and you don't have a shooting buddy, it's kind of a chicken and egg problem.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2023 10:46 PM (nfrXX)
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I did mention I had taken the class, but that didn't matter. I've put in an application for a permit to purchase, but that takes a week or so, and I had hoped to go this week, since I'm off.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 07, 2023 10:54 PM (uPgE/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucf444GCFzM&t=81s
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 10:54 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: pookysgirl, breathing a sigh of relief at March 07, 2023 10:54 PM (dtlDP)
The Shat turns 92 on March 22.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 10:55 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
Those are not mutually exclusive. We're living them right now.
Posted by: They're the Capitol, we're District 12 at March 07, 2023 10:56 PM (YdDJ9)
https://tinyurl.com/2ehmvslt
Talaysia Cooper looks like she might just be the "girl" of David French's dreams.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:56 PM (lc5cP)
You misspelled Democrat.
Posted by: BG at March 07, 2023 10:56 PM (XhYvx)
Posted by: Ford at March 07, 2023 10:25 PM (SYTee)
Open the pod-bay doors, Hal
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Yep. seen this one before.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 07, 2023 10:57 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 10:57 PM (RIC/Z)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2023 10:59 PM (r46W7)
Townes is the tragic figure that I thought I would become, but fortunately, never did.
Or haven't, so far.
Posted by: Bert G at March 07, 2023 10:59 PM (PDc6g)
She was dressing elegantly, and she looked great!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2023 11:01 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Mr Hand at March 07, 2023 11:01 PM (XGZoL)
I would not be averse to an online user blockchain, but I would not want it compulsory or government created.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 10:53 PM (xhaym)
Even if it starts off that way, it's just a matter of time before the fuckers in the government get their hands on it.
Posted by: Oh my but they would never! at March 07, 2023 11:01 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 10:57 PM (RIC/Z)
Dude, that is the secret to the modern world: Monetize the people who hate you.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 11:01 PM (xhaym)
Yet, she would vote for him because he would DELIVER on the promises he made to the AMERICAN people.
Trump put Desantis in office in Florida...FACT!
Desantis has been...less than appreciative after the FACT.
Sorry RON...maybe you should focus on running your state for now and jump in 2028...serious.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 11:02 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 07, 2023 11:02 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 07, 2023 11:03 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2023 11:03 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 11:01 PM (xhaym)
No one hates me enough to pay money for it. In fact, I might argue that no one actually hates me. (Of course, I don't know that many people...)
Posted by: pookysgirl, almost a social recluse at March 07, 2023 11:04 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: KT at March 07, 2023 11:05 PM (rrtZS)
Compared to Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin, Ray Walston, who played Mad Jack Duncan, had a long and distinguished singing career.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8eh69r
Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2023 11:06 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2023 11:08 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2023 11:08 PM (SYTee)
She was dressing elegantly, and she looked great!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2023 11:01 PM (XIJ/X)
I don't think that would be difficult for her.
And BTW nice ONT last night.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 07, 2023 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Since they are all mostly made in Mexico and China these days...
Just flip a butcher's blade up over your hand on the table...and see where it lands...
Fingers intact...Mexico...
Missing fingers...China
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 11:10 PM (J00IM)
Ever seen what a Malamute will do to chicken wire rabbit pen? Yes, strong determination.
Posted by: sherpa-k2 at March 07, 2023 11:11 PM (a8+gu)
Posted by: KT at March 07, 2023 11:05 PM (rrtZS)
Small river, smooth rocks, preferably downstream from a site of human sacrifice.
Posted by: Old ways at March 07, 2023 11:11 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: KT at March 07, 2023 11:05 PM (rrtZS)
Top-loader with agitator. Our clothes get clean and we don't have to worry about mold like you do with a front-loader.
Posted by: pookysgirl is old school at March 07, 2023 11:11 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: KT
I like old style top loaders - Speed Queen TC 5000 series for example. Not inexpensive though.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 11:12 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 07, 2023 10:45 PM (eGTCV)
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The UW Husky mascot, Dubs is actually a malemute.
https://tinyurl.com/597wcsjr
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 07, 2023 11:14 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: KT at March 07, 2023 11:05 PM (rrtZS)
Top-loader with agitator. Our clothes get clean and we don't have to worry about mold like you do with a front-loader.
Posted by: pookysgirl is old school at March 07, 2023 11:11 PM (dtlDP)
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My understanding is that the impeller style is essentially using your clothes as the agitator, but from what I've read, it's not as effective.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 07, 2023 11:14 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: KT at March 07, 2023 11:05 PM (rrtZS)
Buy something with an absolute minimum of electronic geegaws and displays. Speed Queen commercial grade will last you a lifetime. Same with Maytag and Whirlpool commercial grade stuff. Same thing as you'd see in a laundrymat, sans the coin-op box.
Lowes sells an LG commercial washer (+/- $1,200), that seems to fit the bill, but I know nothing of it's reputation as a commercial grade machine.
Anything that's NOT an agitator in a top loading washing machine is a gimmick. Avoid, till other people have spent their $ experimenting with such over the next 20 years.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2023 11:14 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2023 11:15 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Carbon Footprint Police at March 07, 2023 11:15 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Mr Hand at March 07, 2023 11:01 PM (XGZoL)
Anyone 92 looks pretty good.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 07, 2023 11:17 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: Ogg at March 07, 2023 11:17 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 07, 2023 11:14 PM (uPgE/)
You need *force* to get those stains out. It's the same reason why just soaking dirty dishes in soapy water doesn't get them clean.
Posted by: pookysgirl, with kitchen physics at March 07, 2023 11:18 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Wow. Glad I live in a free state.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy)
Right? I think the 'red flag' is telling you the state gov in question employs far too many asshoes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2023 11:19 PM (llON8)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 07, 2023 11:20 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 11:02 PM (J00IM)
Spare us...there are eight posts each day that are pure politics. Can you ease up for a few hours on the ONT...especially with your Trump-Is-God nonsense?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2023 11:22 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Buffalo Bob at March 07, 2023 11:22 PM (wrJpE)
Posted by: pookysgirl is old school at March 07, 2023 11:11 PM (dtlDP)
Giant front loader, best ever. Run a load with clorox once a month and you don't have to worry about mold or mildew. And it doesn't destroy your clothes. I can was sleeping bags, duvets, the works and never have an issue.
I guess, to each her own.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 07, 2023 11:22 PM (LOVUx)
But Genius Mayor puts the onus on law-abiding shopkeepers and property owners, naturally.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2023 11:23 PM (EZebt)
I visited the memorial page for WDS. How lovely.
Diane hosted the CO MoMes, and I had the wonderful pleasure of attending them these last couple of years.
I'm so gonna miss that...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2023 11:23 PM (MqU7S)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 07, 2023 11:17 PM (i+mOk)
Especially if you're above ground!
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2023 11:23 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 07, 2023 11:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2023 11:23 PM (EZebt)
Because, you know, Adams' has never run a business so he has no fucking clue.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2023 11:25 PM (emlEe)
I guess, to each her own.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 07, 2023 11:22 PM (LOVUx)
I agree with you. We had front loaders for years, and since we have dogs and cats, wash a lot of blankets. Our's keeled over this past fall, so we decided to try a top loader. Dang thing can't handle the heavy stuff. (It's a GE, btw.) Next house, back to front loader.
Posted by: Moki at March 07, 2023 11:28 PM (JrN/x)
Off topic, but I am requesting help with remembering the name of a book and the woman who wrote it.
She was a Jewish lady, American I think.
She wrote it soon after 9/11.
She had her eyes opened as to the Islamic/Jihadic threat.
What made her interesting to me is that she turned to researching this, as a "white" open source researcher. She ended up doing some research for the feds, and then told them that she had taken her research as far as it could go using just open sources.
She then created some sort of research group looking into the Islamic / Jihadic threat.
This was a few years after 9/11.
Does this jog anyones memory?
Thank you.
Posted by: EFG at March 07, 2023 11:29 PM (Ae67h)
But, it seems this idiot is serious about it. Criminy.
Posted by: GWB at March 07, 2023 11:30 PM (NJ9MR)
They did what we needed them to do and it all fit inside a closet sized space. Louvre doors hid the whole rig away, makes for a clean appearance.
If space isn't an issue, top loader is my preference.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 11:31 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2023 11:25 PM (emlEe)
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And like most "public servants," he has no clue he has no clue.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2023 11:32 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2023 11:33 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2023 11:35 PM (buF98)
Posted by: KT at March 07, 2023 11:36 PM (rrtZS)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2023 11:37 PM (buF98)
Posted by: Moki at March 07, 2023 11:38 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 07, 2023 11:39 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2023 11:39 PM (buF98)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2023 11:40 PM (buF98)
Posted by: Carbon Footprint Police at March 07, 2023 11:15 PM (Xrfse)
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Go long on Amalgamated Washboard & Boulder
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2023 11:41 PM (Qzn2/)
My wife had a top loader without the agitator and she hated it. It had all the bells and whistles and didn't actually wash clothes well, but it was EnergyStar approved.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 11:41 PM (xhaym)
And of course in real life Eastwood banged the hell out of his blonde co-star , Jean Seberg and she left her husband thinking she would end up with Eastwood. Unfortunately for her Eastwood thought it was just something to do while they were shooting the movie. She later committed suicide though not totally related to being rebuffed. Clint dodged a bullet.
Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 11:43 PM (PlEV5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2023 11:43 PM (3f7vf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 11:44 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2023 11:45 PM (Jg7EG)
and they look better built into a cabinet
and with the doors being left and right, it's much easier to transfer the load from the washer to the dryer
my wife, for some odd reason, likes doing laundry
and I was retired, so I built her a jewel box of a laundry room, all in french raised panels
she still doesn't like me
Posted by: REDACTED at March 07, 2023 11:46 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 07, 2023 11:47 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2023 11:43 PM (3f7vf)
That's a dead pool if there ever was one.
Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 11:47 PM (PlEV5)
Posted by: ... at March 07, 2023 11:49 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 07, 2023 11:50 PM (eGTCV)
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Been trying to get here all day. I know I missed a lot of good stuff , seriously. It's good to be here. Good evening MisHum and all.
Life has caused me to ride HiRise elevators in masked, once red buy now blue city. Mine is worn below the nose or farther. Big, burly, old men, under their breath, saying 'this is bs', well-kept ladies of 72 years saying, 'it's communism'.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 11:50 PM (IbLyn)
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2023 11:52 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 10:08 PM (lc5cP)
Malaysia is a muzzie shithole. Who knew?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 11:52 PM (tkR6S)
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There's women from Scotland like that too.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 11:53 PM (IbLyn)
Oh. As governor you comment on proposed laws before they are passed. I missed that day in political school.
Posted by: Kristi Noem at March 07, 2023 11:55 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2023 11:55 PM (fqouX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Wales has neither beavers nor crocodiles. How did this happen?
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 10:19 PM (P1f+c)
And beavers are mammals, and crocodiles are reptiles. The notion of there being an actual hybrid is ludicrous. But there are Vampire Beavers. I will refrain from linking it, but it is easily found, on the tube of ewes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 11:57 PM (tkR6S)
Over a series of days scattered across the past couple weeks, I have removed a failed and sagged-out set of wooden gates, and have set the steel posts and fabricated the steel gate-frames (98" width, combined), built in situ between the primary posts.
This ensures a true and proper fit in all dimensions, with very consistent, parallel gaps between the frames and posts, and where the frames meet in the middle.
When completed, I'll submit a series of photos with narrative, to the Bodging/Hobby Thread.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2023 11:57 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 11:58 PM (IbLyn)
Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2023 10:21 PM (SYTee)
Yes. No. Yes. ( but not all of them work)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 11:58 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2023 11:59 PM (fqouX)
[Sounds quite biographical -- and he had a tragic life, dying of a drug overdose relatively young IIRC.]
A very moving video & version is found here (with wife and old, black friend whom he brings to tears): https://tinyurl.com/ycxjefry
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 07, 2023 10:36 PM (PnkSq)
Townes van Zandt wrote "Pancho and Lefty". If he had written nothing more, ever, that should put him in the very top tier of songwriters of all time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:04 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: MikeN at March 08, 2023 12:04 AM (KoQEX)
Lee Marvin was at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'Wand'rin Star', taken from the film 'Paint Your Wagon.' via thisdayinmusic.com
One of my favorite movies, and most definitely one of my favorite music videos.
Thank You, Mis. Hum. for this, and the rest of the ONT content.
*puts on shocked face*
*looks around*
What? I like Promethius too. What about it?
*grumbles*
While fugly, that damned ottoman painting was well done.
Don't y'all be dissing Lee now. Marine was a damned hero. Fought on Iwo.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 08, 2023 12:05 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Who did Lefty snitch on?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:06 AM (IbLyn)
For now.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 08, 2023 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2023 12:09 AM (63Dwl)
At midnight, Mexican soldiers began silently moving towards their places to await the start of battle.[140] The Texian sentries were surprised and killed quickly before they could raise an alarm
The siege ended when the Mexican Army launched an early-morning assault on March 6. Almost all of the defenders were killed, although several civilians survived. _wiki
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:11 AM (IbLyn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 10:33 PM (Mzdiz)
You have a lot farm implements built by 80s rock bands, do you?
Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2023 12:12 AM (NJ9MR)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2023 11:35 PM (buF9
Pamela Gellar?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:14 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 07, 2023 11:17 PM (i+mOk)
Especially if you're above ground!
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2023 11:23 PM (emlEe)
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Juan McCain will still be preserved -- a la Lenin -- when he turns 92 in 1928, halfway through his funeral procession ... as it passes Pluto on its way to Alpha Centauri.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 12:15 AM (PnkSq)
This plow is older than me. Early '60s model, most likely.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:19 AM (IbLyn)
The jokes write themselves.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
A front loader that has double deez and can make sammiches?
I denounce mineself, and shall henceforth be scarce from thy lawn.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 08, 2023 12:19 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:16 AM (Mzdiz)
I was looking at a 1947 Massey-Harris catalog this evening. They sold everything. Tractors, combines, implements, parts, bolts, ag chemicals, even freezers and washing machines.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:21 AM (tkR6S)
Who did Lefty snitch on?
Posted by: Braenyard
Cisco
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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I think Van Zant inserted a true story.
Someone in Lefty's circle of friends and Lefty had to split.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:22 AM (IbLyn)
Someone in Lefty's circle of friends and Lefty had to split.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:22 AM (IbLyn)
I think Pancho was Pancho Villa, as far as the myth of the song goes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:23 AM (tkR6S)
I discovered plow bolts are very hard to find around here. Hardly anyone knows what a plow bolt is anymore. And old guy at a feed & seed actually had some 7/16" x 1.5" that I needed.
Grade 5 nuts and lockwashers are also hard to find. Just cheap grade 2 at the big box stores, although they carry Grade 8 stuff, and charge an arm and a leg for it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:25 AM (Mzdiz)
https://youtu.be/_XZyGhg2IpQ
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:26 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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All of it pretty much, but then he inserts a story about Lefty Frizzell.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:27 AM (IbLyn)
And I got pissed about some cheap Chicom 3" cut-off wheels. I got a pack of those at an auto parts store a while back. Some of the old bolts were worn, rusted, and rounded (impact wrench just finished the rounding off and spun). So time to cut them off.
I cut up one nut enough to bang the bolt out, then went at another one. That damned little wheel just flew apart. Defective Chicom shit. It broke in 3 pieces, and wrung itself apart right at the arbor. A chunk hit my face shield.
This Chinese shit is defective crap.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)
This Chinese shit is defective crap.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)
I have fragments of two 3" cutting wheels embedded in the sheetrock ceiling of my small shop at home. They are there as a reminder to wear eye protection. Surprisingly effective, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:32 AM (tkR6S)
from wiki
George Strait recorded a Sanger D. Shafer song called "Lefty's Gone" on the album Something Special. In addition, Willie Nelson's 1977 album, To Lefty From Willie was a tribute to Frizzell and consisted entirely of cover versions of Frizzell songs. Frizzell was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in 1982 and has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He is also in the Rockabilly Hall of Fame along with his son Crockett Frizzell. Frizzell ranked number 31 on CMT's 2003 40 Greatest Men of Country Music.
Fellow Texan Roy Orbison was a devout fan of Frizzell's sound, and in 1988, as a part of the Traveling Wilburys, he chose the name "Lefty Wilbury" to honor his musical hero.
...
In 2019, Frizzell's single "Long Black Veil" was selected by the U.S. Library of Congress for preservation in the National Recording Registry for being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant"
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:34 AM (IbLyn)
Posted by: Goatweed at March 08, 2023 12:35 AM (0Q/6W)
The fiber reinforcement really works, and they're tough. But I've still averaged going through two per day, cause I've been cutting a LOT of steel. Same brand of Metal Grinding Wheels, and I'll wear out one of those per day.
There's a lot of welds, and they all need to be dressed with the grinder, before painting. Wouldn't be necessary if I were a better welder, but...
...maybe by time I'm done with this project, I'll have upped my skills a few percentages?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 08, 2023 12:35 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2023 12:37 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:37 AM (tkR6S)
I pulled a new wheel out of the pack, and inspected it closely. Put it in the tool and spun it by hand. It was warped slightly. You could see a slight wobble.
I finished using a smaller wheel for a air die grinder. I actually used worn 3" wheels for that, and I believe it was one in there. Wear the 3" down, and it's a 2".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2023 12:40 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)
The smaller they get, the faster they wear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:41 AM (tkR6S)
The 3" wheels I used to get (from NAPA store, as well as Grainger and the local hardware) were very tough, and would take all kinds of abuse. I'm going to get some more, and get some made in USA stuff.
I learned what would wear those little wheels fast. Rubber hose. Think old style radiator hose type, with some sort of steel liner -- it was 2" suction hose on an old sprayer. Hose would not come off, and so I took the cut-off wheel to slit it.
I watched the diameter of that little wheel shrink before my eyes cutting a slit through that material.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:41 AM (Mzdiz)
I cut some steel-belted radial tires in half, so I could put them in the wheelie bin, and avoid the tire disposal fee. Was hell on wheels, and on angle grinders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:43 AM (tkR6S)
https://tinyurl.com/yzkn7hbp
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 08, 2023 12:43 AM (MvF+J)
They won't fit because it's inverted. Took the arms to be re-treaded but the modern die and the old one are two different animals and those arms are expensive.
After much studying the schematics and bloody knuckles. I discovered, as easy as turning on the ignition, that one can take the right control arm turn it upside down and install it on the left - easy peasy, same for the right.
Only problem, the zerks are upside down and the arm must be loosed from the control box arm to grease it.
The brand new control box came from England and the arms for it came from the scrap iron place in town..
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:48 AM (IbLyn)
That reminds me of a rotted tire on a wheel rim from some old pull type harrow. Tire was rotted, rubber was hard as hell, and the bead would not budge. Stuck hard.
This was probably 20 years ago. My father and I wrestled with that that. Ended up taking a drill, and boring a big ass hole in the sidewall near the rim. May have used a hole saw. Then, took a metal cutting blade in the sawzall, and just cut the tire off, leaving a chunk of bead still on the rim.
Old tire was off, but now to get that bead off. Tried the cut off wheels and grinders. Didn't go too fast. I think we ended up just power burning it with the O/A torch!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Only problem, the zerks are upside down and the arm must be loosed from the control box arm to grease it.
The brand new control box came from England and the arms for it came from the scrap iron place in town..
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:48 AM (IbLyn)
Are you talking about tie rods, or steering drag links? I would not cut and weld such parts for a highway vehicle, but would have no hesitation in doing so for a tractor. They should never be driven fast enough to get you into serious trouble if a weld broke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:53 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:55 AM (IbLyn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 12:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Petroleum solvents, like gasoline, soften old rubber pretty nicely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:56 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 12:55 AM (IbLyn)
I buy Diablo blades for my reciprocating saw. Use them to cut up car bodies to render them for scrappage. Even dull, and with teeth missing, they still cut amazingly well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:58 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2023 11:35 PM (buF9
Pamela Gellar?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 12:14 AM (tkR6S)
*****
Thanks Tammy. I can't quite remember either. And yeah, her and Spencer seem to be connected in my memory as well.
Sorry, not Pamela Gellar.
Posted by: EFG at March 08, 2023 01:03 AM (Ae67h)
Posted by: EFG at March 08, 2023 01:03 AM (Ae67h)
There was a woman named Dymphna who was an integral part of the Gates of Vienna blog. but she has passed on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 01:05 AM (tkR6S)
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My memory defies nomenclature.
Coming from the steering gear box are two, one on either side, short arms running vertical to the ground.
Purchased those at the junk yard.
They connect to the long arms that run from the box to the arms that run at and parallel to the front axle. Those two are the parts I swapped sides.
Assembly at the front of the tractor as if it was easy as the manual said. When I figured out the swap sides it was 1,2,3.
The worst thing I did was have the machine shop re-thread.
The best thing was the machine shop calling, 'hey, wanna' come take a look at this' before they went too far.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 01:06 AM (IbLyn)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 01:12 AM (IbLyn)
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=MDq7G2IWnWo
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 08, 2023 01:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 01:05 AM (tkR6S)
******
No, I don't *think* it was her. This lady wrote a book under her own name.
Rest in Peace, Dymphna. You did good work.
Posted by: EFG at March 08, 2023 01:15 AM (Ae67h)
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Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 01:19 AM (IbLyn)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 08, 2023 01:21 AM (mCh4j)
No. It would be Bidenism.
Fartificial Untelligence. Cranio-Oral Flatulence.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 08, 2023 01:21 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Adriane the Grateful Critic . . . at March 08, 2023 01:23 AM (jonTH)
Indeed. But behind every one of those perfect beads, was his highly advanced knowledge of the materials being joined, their thickness, and the right settings on the machine for the perfect penetration into the metals (without blowing right through them), the wire feed rate, or the correct stick welding rod, amperages, and many etc.s in the bargain.
By time he struck the first arc, he had all of those material questions well solved, and so set himself up for success, and perfection.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 08, 2023 01:27 AM (e6UQI)
Coming from the steering gear box are two, one on either side, short arms running vertical to the ground.
Purchased those at the junk yard.
They connect to the long arms that run from the box to the arms that run at and parallel to the front axle. Those two are the parts I swapped sides.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 01:06 AM (IbLyn)
OK, never had much to do with the old Ford tractors. The vertical arms are Pitman arms. On that Ford system, one pushes forward as the other pulls back, I think. Steering box might be planetary, a relic from Model T days. The long arms going forward are "steering reach rods" aka "drag links". And the short arms attached to the steering king pins are, quaintly enough, "steering arms".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 01:28 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Adriane the Grateful Critic . . . at March 08, 2023 01:29 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 08, 2023 01:21 AM (mCh4j)
There is definitely a "right" sound to a properly set up welding arc; a steady sizzling sound, like bacon frying. The metal is being deposited at the same rate as the puddle in the parent metal is being pushed along the joint.
Welding is actually really fun to do, if you don't wind up wearing blobs of slag in your clothing. I am seriously thinking about buying one of these new multi-process welding machines that can do stick, gas MIG, DC TIG, and AC Tig for aluminum. They are computerized, and can make automatic adjustments on the fly as your rate of progress with the business end changes. And they are becoming quite cheap. They use inverter technology instead of heavy iron and copper transformers, which avoids a huge chunk of the cost of traditional welding machines.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 01:39 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Adriane the Grateful Critic . . . at March 08, 2023 01:29 AM (jonTH)
Good guess!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 01:40 AM (tkR6S)
Galveston Colleges' Welding School is using them to great success.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 08, 2023 01:41 AM (e6UQI)
My mode of transportation is an 87 Ramcharger, an SUV just slightly more sophisticated than a brick. It has all the bells and whistles (air, cruise tilt power windows killer stereo plus a few other trinket goodies) but NO means for the factory to track you with. The Rogue tells you that it's sending data to Nissan on the other hand.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 08, 2023 01:42 AM (KATBx)
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Posted by: David French at March 08, 2023 01:46 AM (jXwOq)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLEIBURGLER at March 08, 2023 01:47 AM (jXwOq)
Later on Nissan merged with .....Renault, why on earth?
Now it's in some kind of Euro conglomerate. sigh
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 01:48 AM (IbLyn)
I'd love to hit on my wife's friend though. That's a hard no though I made out with her completely plastered BFF a while back who's probably a dyke. I wasn't wasted then but she was so much fun.
I need to go grind myself some clean scrap and practice
Posted by: JEM at March 08, 2023 02:04 AM (8erNz)
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Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2023 02:06 AM (IbLyn)
Posted by: Adriane the Grateful Critic . . . at March 08, 2023 02:13 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: Adriane the Grateful Critic . . . at March 08, 2023 02:13 AM (jonTH)
Re zerk fittings. We would just call those "grease fittings", but when my father wanted to be specific, he'd call them "alemite fittings".
I had to look like up. Oscar Zerk(owitz) invented and patented that design.
The Alemite Co was making another style of grease fitting, but Zerk's was superior. After a while, Alemite got the patent rights or something, and Zerks became Alemite's.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 02:14 AM (Mzdiz)
If you want to see something, watch some Youtube videos of TIG magicians filling up holes in aluminum plate.
Guy bored some 1/2" in Al plate, then filled it as slick as owl shit and videoed it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2023 02:15 AM (Mzdiz)
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Posted by: Adriane the Grateful Critic . . . at March 08, 2023 01:29 AM (jonTH)
*****
No, that's not her, but I know Gabriel's work.
This lady was more low key, a for profit researcher. She may have only done one book.
Dang, I wish I could remember her name and book...
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Just sayin’
But now that she’s here … Welcome to the World!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Grateful Critic . . . at March 08, 2023 03:27 AM (jonTH)
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Chicks, man. Always late. Geez.
Congrats! Glad everyone made it through the ordeal.
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