Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (3/1/23)

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Kitty Litter Box Emporium

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Richard Cullen is not only a moron. He's a Genius Award Winner.

£500k Ferrari wrecked in five-car smash by driver who 'hit gas instead of brake'
55-year-old Richard Cullen lost control of his sports car and caused a five-vehicle collision by accidentally hitting the accelerator instead of the brakes - he then fled the scene

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Medical Questionnaire.

Notice: Posted with or without Ace's knowledge and/or permission.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:58 PM

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1 Hey there Mis Hum

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 09:59 PM (65o39)

2 Yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

3 boating accident

Posted by: Ciampino -- Police were called when Tokamak collided with Hadron today? at March 01, 2023 09:59 PM (qfLjt)

4 Otters called

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 09:59 PM (65o39)

5 Sweet

Posted by: GWB at March 01, 2023 09:59 PM (NJ9MR)

6 I've got my eye on you Doof!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

7 and know the place for the first time......

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 01, 2023 09:59 PM (dGRTS)

8 Words to live by.

And oh yeah.

HARRUMPH!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2023 09:59 PM (Qzn2/)

9 Please to help me with my rucksack?

Posted by: Inge, from Sweden at March 01, 2023 10:00 PM (Qzn2/)

10 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)

11 Looking at that video, it seems more like "Fade To Ghey".

Posted by: GWB at March 01, 2023 10:00 PM (NJ9MR)

12 Yoko Month??

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2023 10:00 PM (SYTee)

13 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at March 01, 2023 10:00 PM (Qzn2/)

14 Good Evening, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:01 PM (EZaTx)

15 SPONGE!

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at March 01, 2023 10:01 PM (sZ2f7)

16 I've got my eye on you Doof!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

Looking upward perhaps. Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:01 PM (65o39)

17 N/A

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 10:01 PM (3CCua)

18 12 Yoko Month??
Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2023 10:00 PM (SYTee)

Not a bad idea.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 01, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

19 Winston!

Hiya pops! You're the best.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2023 10:02 PM (U2p+3)

20 The ONT Musical Interlude & Kitty Litter Box Emporium

Ugh. I didn't need that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 10:02 PM (Xrfse)

21 boating accident
Posted by: Ciampino -- Police were called when Tokamak collided with Hadron today? at March 01, 2023 09:59 PM (qfLjt)

You mean, like all his memes were lost overboard from the canoe?

Posted by: GWB at March 01, 2023 10:02 PM (NJ9MR)

22 Hey, Doof.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:02 PM (EZaTx)

23 Finally, assless chaps.

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2023 10:02 PM (V13WU)

24 All

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (Qzn2/)

25 Chaps

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (Qzn2/)

26 Good evening! Talked to my doctor today and he's forgoing this next round of chemo. He wants to give my body and my liver a break so no chemo until March 24!! He'll be weaning me off the prednisone after my bloodwork Friday.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (wagHN)

27 Are

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (Qzn2/)

28 Medical Questionnaire
Doesn't matter how well it is prepared, there is always ab outlier to whom it doesn't apply (or a cretin).

Posted by: Ciampino - Patient took suppository by mouth at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (qfLjt)

29 Assless, YOU IDIOT!!

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at March 01, 2023 10:04 PM (Qzn2/)

30 Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (wagHN)

YAY!

Posted by: GWB at March 01, 2023 10:05 PM (NJ9MR)

31 Aw shucks. Thanks Kid.
I'm just doing what I do.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at March 01, 2023 10:05 PM (sZ2f7)

32 Wow, Mis. Hum!
Based on mystery pic, you're probably the asshole in many stories tonight...
Are you mad at us?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2023 10:05 PM (quk84)

33 What if I've always understood that I'm the asshole?

Doesn't that mean that I've always been the best person?

Posted by: Speller at March 01, 2023 10:05 PM (pSotA)

34 Yoko Month??
Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2023 10:00 PM (SYTee)

Not a bad idea.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 01, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

That Rush month is gonna happen this year. I just know it!!

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:06 PM (65o39)

35 To be honest I'm the asshole in my own story

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 01, 2023 10:06 PM (eGTCV)

36 Good evening morons and thank you mh

I'm the a**hole in many, many stories.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2023 10:06 PM (EZebt)

37 A Yoko Month? At 90 years old do you really think she'll last that long? Hasn't she already bought the farm?

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 01, 2023 10:06 PM (7ZQe3)

38 Hey, Jewells. Great news!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:06 PM (EZaTx)

39 Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (wagHN)

Sounds like great news {{{Jewells}}}!
Keep on keeping on!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 10:06 PM (hOUT3)

40 33 What if I've always understood that I'm the asshole?

Doesn't that mean that I've always been the best person?
Posted by: Speller at March 01, 2023 10:05 PM (pSotA)

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Don't try going meta on this thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2023 10:06 PM (Qzn2/)

41 How long does the problem last: 18 years.
Not so true these days as some just fail to launch.

Posted by: Ciampino - Patient took suppository by mouth at March 01, 2023 10:07 PM (qfLjt)

42 "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan Givens - Justified

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:07 PM (65o39)

43 Hail Anhedonia!
Land of the brave and Free
Our voices raise in song and rhyme
for our ancestors and sauerkraut

Hail Anhedonia!
to cure the pains fears
freedom pours forth its light
and we get churros and mustard

Anhedonia sublime
On the shores of our seas
The whole of mankind, groaning in chains,
understands the words of our excise laws.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 10:08 PM (xhaym)

44 Dayum MisHum, after looking at the videos, I have to wonder what did we do to disappoint you this much?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

45 Hey, Doof.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:02 PM (EZaTx)

Hey there!

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:08 PM (65o39)

46 Great news {jewells}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2023 10:08 PM (EZebt)

47 Looks like Mrs D has been talking about me again.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2023 10:08 PM (anj39)

48 Hey, Diogenes. Iyi aksamlar.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:10 PM (EZaTx)

49 But we are the heroes of our own story.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 01, 2023 10:10 PM (TXFi7)

50 Looks like zettai is not here so...
добрый вечер

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2023 10:10 PM (EZebt)

51 Good for you Jewells!

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2023 10:10 PM (V13WU)

52 How come I feel like we’re the A holes in Mis Hums story, if not tonight, last night.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at March 01, 2023 10:11 PM (NjM6e)

53 Great news Jewells!!

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (65o39)

54 Medical Questionnaire
Doesn't matter how well it is prepared, there is always ab outlier to whom it doesn't apply (or a cretin).
Posted by: Ciampino
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One of my favorite questions: Do you experience confusion?
Answer: How would I know?

Cognizance tests are my favorite. They just beg for absurd, spoofish answers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (06vRX)

55 Grateful Dead month!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

56 Terrific news Jewell's.
Prayers continue.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (sZ2f7)

57 Jewells, Yay! Happy dance!

Okay. Back to food coma. And for the person worried about my date down below, I live with him. He is fine. 😀

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

58 That is terrific news, Jewells!

Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (Ws1ZK)

59 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at March 01, 2023 10:00 PM (Qiznos/)

Shut up, Sandy!

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at March 01, 2023 10:13 PM (ZSK0i)

60 Which one of you Morons was saying mean things about maple syrup last night???

Besides CBD of course.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 10:13 PM (llON8)

61
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (wagHN)

Woot-Woot!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 01, 2023 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

62 I like to think while I am an asshole, I was the good in some peoples story

not many but some

Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2023 10:13 PM (us2H3)

63 Hell, most of the time, I'm the asshole in my own story...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 01, 2023 10:14 PM (CCSxw)

64 Doof!
The other night you mentioned that you had a Yacht Rock play list. Is this something you are open to sharing?

Posted by: CA Token at March 01, 2023 10:14 PM (2+yws)

65 Yoko? What did you guys do?

☢️🎶☢️

Posted by: fd at March 01, 2023 10:14 PM (iayUP)

66 Dobry vecher, San Franpsycho!

(Don”t know how to do Cyrillic on my phone.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:14 PM (EZaTx)

67 >>> 62 I like to think while I am an asshole, I was the good in some peoples story

not many but some
Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2023 10:13 PM (us2H3)

What if it was both in the same person's story?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 10:15 PM (llON8)

68 Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2023 10:05 PM (quk84)

Multi-page, interesting ONTs every night?

No...MisHum isn't the asshole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2023 10:15 PM (XIJ/X)

69 *flips coin*

Y'know, half the time it's gonna come up Asshole, the other half the time it's gonna come up Smartass.

Third half of the time it's gonna come up Dumbass, and 100% of the time, it's gonna come up Horde Mind.

And a better class of Rocket Surgeons has never been born!

*proud member of the horde since.... moah than foah houah, I go now!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2023 10:15 PM (e6UQI)

70 jewells: been there, done that. 'Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars". My hopes and prayers are always with you and those like us. Excelsior!

Posted by: madtom at March 01, 2023 10:15 PM (go+84)

71 Hi SnailRacer

Thank you for your message this morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2023 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

72 64 I am Doof, millionaire. I have a mansion and a yacht.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:17 PM (EZaTx)

73 uh oh, brings back memories of qdpsteve

Posted by: esteban jo at March 01, 2023 10:17 PM (Iynsv)

74 Grateful Dead month!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

So just one song then?

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:18 PM (65o39)

75 Ah, the beauty of brevity!

Nice (although somewhat abbreviated) ONT, Mis Hum.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 01, 2023 10:18 PM (wzHPd)

76 26 Good evening! Talked to my doctor today and he's forgoing this next round of chemo. He wants to give my body and my liver a break so no chemo until March 24!! He'll be weaning me off the prednisone after my bloodwork Friday.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (wagHN)

That's terrific news - I'm happy for you!

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2023 10:18 PM (AMIL/)

77 What if it was both in the same person's story?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 10:15 PM (llON

you mean like every fucking time, right

Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2023 10:18 PM (us2H3)

78 Good to hear you are feeling well Jewels. Prednisone is good stuff but too much of a good thing can be bad.

Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2023 10:19 PM (AmoqO)

79 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2023 10:19 PM (qAR6u)

80 Yeah, but I'm her asshoe.

Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2023 10:19 PM (qoGsy)

81 I got an invite to be part of some medical study. Weird, no?

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2023 10:19 PM (V13WU)

82 Found some excellent new music today.

Sunsquabi.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U8zTHq1jVPU

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 10:20 PM (iKBwy)

83 So just one song then?
Posted by: Doof

As long as it's Terrapin Station

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2023 10:20 PM (U2p+3)

84 Or Fire
On the Mountain

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2023 10:20 PM (U2p+3)

85 Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (Ws1ZK)

A big Howdy to you SnailRacer!

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2023 10:20 PM (AMIL/)

86 Doof!
The other night you mentioned that you had a Yacht Rock play list. Is this something you are open to sharing?
Posted by: CA Token at March 01, 2023 10:14 PM (2+yws)

Hit me up at the email address in my nic -- I have MANY playlists of all types of music and would be happy to share.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:21 PM (65o39)

87 Grateful Dead month!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (U2p+3)
===
Is it a choice between them and Yoko?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2023 10:21 PM (EZebt)

88 Great News, Jewells !

I'll be sippin' a bourbon later tonight, in celebration for your every small victory. And moar bourbons for every subsequent victory to come.

CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2023 10:22 PM (e6UQI)

89 Well, hello there SnailRacer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

90 The Wheel

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2023 10:22 PM (EZebt)

91 Good to hear you are feeling well Jewels. Prednisone is good stuff but too much of a good thing can be bad.
Posted by: Javems

Likewise Jewels! Prednisone causes me to be mean as a snake. I really have to watch it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2023 10:22 PM (qoGsy)

92 Doof: one of the reasons I don't like the Dead. I was at one of their concerts in the PNW when Owsley was handing out sunshine. That show never ended.

Posted by: madtom at March 01, 2023 10:23 PM (go+84)

93 I am Doof, millionaire. I have a mansion and a yacht.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:17 PM (EZaTx)

Elmer J. Doof!

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:23 PM (65o39)

94 Javems, yeah I'm pretty over that crap. I sure hope I don't have to take it again for a very long time.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:23 PM (wagHN)

95 18 12 Yoko Month??
Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2023 10:00 PM (SYTee)

Not a bad idea.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 01, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

NOT my fault this time!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:24 PM (XtkZj)

96 That Rush month is gonna happen this year. I just know it!!
Posted by: Doof

All deep cuts, too. Absolutely none of the only 10 songs the radio stations beat to death my entire life.

Less Limelight. More Necromancer.

Less Tom Sawyer. More Red Sector A.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 10:24 PM (iKBwy)

97 85 Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (Ws1ZK)

Hiya Snailracer.

Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2023 10:24 PM (AmoqO)

98 {{{Jewels}}} That is awesome news. Keep swinging kid!

Posted by: Some Rat at March 01, 2023 10:24 PM (7l8Qu)

99 Picked up Cat, gave Cat tummy rub, in full knowledge that Cat hates tummy rubs. Put cat back down. I am in full anticipation of the retaliation that will occur.

Just in case I don't post again.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 01, 2023 10:24 PM (uA82K)

100 The Wheel

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2023 10:22 PM (EZebt)

Wheel in the sky.

Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: JmT at March 01, 2023 10:24 PM (WU1pM)

101 Or Fire
On the Mountain
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I was listening to that last night

https://youtu.be/5pOKqcaR-A0

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 01, 2023 10:25 PM (aBJcM)

102 > "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan Givens - Justified
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The ol' "Justified Axiom"

I live by it. Not sayin' which side I'm on, but...

Hey Doof...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 01, 2023 10:25 PM (Q4IgG)

103 *High Five* Jewels! Great news!

Posted by: Iris at March 01, 2023 10:25 PM (foa6+)

104 Yoko AND Letterman. A twofer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 10:25 PM (63Dwl)

105 26 Good evening! Talked to my doctor today and he's forgoing this next round of chemo. He wants to give my body and my liver a break so no chemo until March 24!! He'll be weaning me off the prednisone after my bloodwork Friday.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (wagHN)

*Happy dance!

You keep kickin it's ass, girl! Fuck cancer!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:26 PM (XtkZj)

106 The Wheel

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2023 10:22 PM (EZebt)

Wheel in the sky.

Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: Jm
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Wheels of Fire

Posted by: Cream at March 01, 2023 10:26 PM (06vRX)

107 How did I not know tomorrow is Texas Independence Day?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 10:26 PM (llON8)

108 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:24 PM (XtkZj)

That was my thought, why is this guy calling down wrath upon us and its not even Alabama

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2023 10:26 PM (EZebt)

109 Just in case I don't post again.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Been nice knowing you BeckChas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

110 94 Javems, yeah I'm pretty over that crap. I sure hope I don't have to take it again for a very long time.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:23 PM (wagHN)

Missed you last year. Hoping that won't happen again.

Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2023 10:26 PM (AmoqO)

111 @26 Awesome! I look forward to buying more Jewells jewelry. Depending on if I survive this night, of course.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 01, 2023 10:26 PM (uA82K)

112 Thanks everyone. I'm pretty happy about it. I have two shows coming up and now I don't have to worry about feeling like crap. Thanks as always for the continued prayers. I still need them.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:27 PM (wagHN)

113 ...and why isn't it an official state holiday...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 10:27 PM (llON8)

114 Glad to hear it jewells

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 01, 2023 10:27 PM (EJD5B)

115 Good evening! Talked to my doctor today and he's forgoing this next round of chemo. He wants to give my body and my liver a break so no chemo until March 24!! He'll be weaning me off the prednisone after my bloodwork Friday.
Posted by: jewells45

That's great news. Steroids sux.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 10:27 PM (wUAh7)

116 >>>Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band

You know, the backing band ain't half bad. If only someone would stuff a sock in the singer.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2023 10:27 PM (gv7Yb)

117 jewells45 - Good, good, good.

Still thinking of you every time I use my AoSHQ keychain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 10:27 PM (06vRX)

118 108 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:24 PM (XtkZj)

That was my thought, why is this guy calling down wrath upon us and its not even Alabama
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2023 10:26 PM (EZebt

See? And I can't really be blamed for the first event. I didn't know he'd actually do it!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:27 PM (XtkZj)

119 107 How did I not know tomorrow is Texas Independence Day?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 10:26 PM (llON

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Black History Month hangover?

Don't be ashamed. It could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2023 10:27 PM (Qzn2/)

120 'Wheel is turning and you can't slow it down.
Can't let go and you can't hold on
Can't go back and you can't stand still,
if the thunder don't get you then the lightning will."

Posted by: madtom at March 01, 2023 10:27 PM (go+84)

121 I'm usually the asshole in my own stories

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 01, 2023 10:28 PM (EJD5B)

122 {{{jewells}}}

Hope you can travel later this year.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 10:28 PM (llON8)

123
Less Limelight. More Necromancer.

Less Tom Sawyer. More Red Sector A.

Less Subdivisions. More Countdown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 10:28 PM (63Dwl)

124 CBD

Actually, this easy ONT is rather refreshing.
And you're right. MisHum is certainly not an asshole.

The mystery click still sucks...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2023 10:28 PM (quk84)

125
Paint It Black done by cello. Nice.

https://youtu.be/S523q5PCX6Q

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 10:28 PM (3CCua)

126 Missed you last year. Hoping that won't happen again.

I'll be there. I owe a few people a dance

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:28 PM (wagHN)

127 "You're an asshole sometimes"

Very true. Just ask my kids.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 10:28 PM (ynpvh)

128 Wonder what Yoko's place at the Dakota will go for now that she's on the farm? Thanks for playing her music.

Posted by: My Love Will Turn You On at March 01, 2023 10:28 PM (wrJpE)

129 I may begin celebrating Ft. Sumter Day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 10:29 PM (06vRX)

130 Doof: one of the reasons I don't like the Dead. I was at one of their concerts in the PNW when Owsley was handing out sunshine. That show never ended.
Posted by: madtom at March 01, 2023 10:23 PM (go+84)

Yikes. I've tried to enjoy the Dead. Given their stuff MANY open minded listens. Even went to a tribute show recently (Dark Star Orchestra) with my most music loving buddy who has recordings of probably EVERY show they've ever performed (not exaggerating). I just can't enjoy their music. It's repetitive and lacks dynamic musical range. Talented musicians for sure. Just not my thing at all.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:29 PM (65o39)

131 Still thinking of you every time I use my AoSHQ keychain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I like the looks of abject jealousy when folks see it.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 01, 2023 10:30 PM (7l8Qu)

132
How did I not know tomorrow is Texas Independence Day?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Dos de Marcho.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 10:30 PM (63Dwl)

133 107 Too bad Texas is still ruled by aTexans.

(I kid, I kid.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:30 PM (6uZ0Z)

134 34 Yoko Month??
Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2023 10:00 PM (SYTee)

Not a bad idea.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 01, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

That Rush month is gonna happen this year. I just know it!!

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:06 PM (65o39)

++++

I'm trying to figure out how to reverse psychology him into doing a Metallica month.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2023 10:31 PM (gv7Yb)

135 My brain:

I really should get another hobby. Woodworking looks like fun. Buy a table saw. Buy a Festool domino. Make furniture!

Also my brain:

You have seventeen hobbies. You've spent a years salary or more on them and you don't do any of them anymore.

Also my brain:

Shut up brain! I'm a woodworker now and I'll make all kinds of cool shit!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:31 PM (XtkZj)

136 128 Wonder what Yoko's place at the Dakota will go for now that she's on the farm? Thanks for playing her music.

Posted by: My Love Will Turn You On at March 01, 2023 10:28 PM (wrJpE)

Did she buy the farm?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

137 Posted by: madtom at March 01, 2023 10:27 PM (go+84)

*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2023 10:32 PM (EZebt)

138 I dispute that top picture. We Ettes are determined, loving, and sometimes sassy, but never asshoes.

Posted by: pookysgirl gets goodnight kisses every night at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (dtlDP)

139 All deep cuts, too. Absolutely none of the only 10 songs the radio stations beat to death my entire life.

Less Limelight. More Necromancer.

Less Tom Sawyer. More Red Sector A.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 10:24 PM (iKBwy)

Jacob's Ladder. Different Strings. Something for Nothing. Anthem. Available Light. Prime Mover. Turn the Page. Headlong Flight. Seven Cities of Gold. Vital Signs. Far Cry.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (65o39)

140 Hey, Diogenes. Iyi aksamlar.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:10 PM (EZaTx)

Bulgaroctonus,
Merhaba Dude!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (anj39)

141 Still thinking of you every time I use my AoSHQ keychain.

Damn, been so long since I made one. I was cranking them out for awhile!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (wagHN)

142 Shut up brain! I'm a woodworker now and I'll make all kinds of cool shit!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:31 PM (XtkZj)

After all, how hard can it be?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (hOUT3)

143 Take care yo'self, Nurse!

Jewells - I will never forget being on prednisone and knitting the same sweater three times. I kept forgetting to work entire sections.
So happy you are getting a break!

Hi Gref, Hrothgar, Doof, Jim, etc. etc. Hope you are all well. Tomorrow I will be traveling to go say goodbye to WDS.

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (Ws1ZK)

144 Also my brain:

Shut up brain! I'm a woodworker now and I'll make all kinds of cool shit!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:31 PM (XtkZj)

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Violin.

Finger plane.

Shoot for excellence.

Posted by: Zombie Stradivari at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (Qzn2/)

145 Anthony O. made everything last forever.

Posted by: madtom at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (go+84)

146 You have seventeen hobbies. You've spent a years salary or more on them and you don't do any of them anymore.

Also my brain:

Shut up brain! I'm a woodworker now and I'll make all kinds of cool shit!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

See? You need the Some Rat "wheel of hobbies"
Give the ole girl a spin....and today I'm a welder!

Posted by: Some Rat at March 01, 2023 10:34 PM (7l8Qu)

147 Mystic rhythms, Nobody's Hero, Territories,...

Posted by: CA Token at March 01, 2023 10:34 PM (2+yws)

148 Damn, been so long since I made one. I was cranking them out for awhile!

jewells, when production begins again, I'll sure like to have a keychain.

Remember, God holds you in his hand.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 01, 2023 10:34 PM (wzHPd)

149 142 Shut up brain! I'm a woodworker now and I'll make all kinds of cool shit!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:31 PM (XtkZj)

After all, how hard can it be?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (hOUT3)

Egg Zachary

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:35 PM (XtkZj)

150 Jacob's Ladder. Different Strings. Something for Nothing. Anthem. Available Light. Prime Mover. Turn the Page. Headlong Flight. Seven Cities of Gold. Vital Signs. Far Cry.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (65o39)

RUSH night, huh?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2023 10:35 PM (VwHCD)

151 Tomorrow I will be traveling to go say goodbye to WDS.

Posted by: SnailRacer
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Please give Pat a big hug from me. Much love to you all.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 01, 2023 10:35 PM (aBJcM)

152 150 Jacob's Ladder. Different Strings. Something for Nothing. Anthem. Available Light. Prime Mover. Turn the Page. Headlong Flight. Seven Cities of Gold. Vital Signs. Far Cry.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (65o39)

RUSH night, huh?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2023 10:35 PM (VwHCD)

Sounds like a Greek thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

153 See? You need the Some Rat "wheel of hobbies"
Give the ole girl a spin....and today I'm a welder!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 01, 2023 10:34 PM (7l8Qu)

Oooh. Welding.

I could make cool lamps!

I love lamp!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:36 PM (XtkZj)

154 Tomorrow I will be traveling to go say goodbye to WDS.

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (Ws1ZK)

Good on you. Safe travels and I am glad that the Horde will be well represented with you in attendance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

155 My confession is that Roxette is my guilty pleasure music.

It's goofy ass bubblegum 80's pop but I don't give a shit. If you can't put the windows down and listen to "Joyride" at full volume with a smile, I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: ballistic at March 01, 2023 10:36 PM (oXNqT)

156 I feel embarrassed for Yoko whenever I see her terrible performance art . Zombie Andy Kaufman is pissed he didn't think of that bit .

Posted by: polynikes at March 01, 2023 10:36 PM (Oivbi)

157 The PTSD triggers are going off. Tornado warning for Huntsvill, Al until 2215. Demaned siren is what my unit used for scud attacks in gw1. Thank God the city doesn't have the deeper/lower sirens the rest od SWA used for warnings.

Damnit, now i can smell the jp8 shitters getting burned up. I hate this time of year.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 10:36 PM (3CCua)

158 RUSH night, huh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2023 10:35 PM (VwHCD)

Only if it's a day ending in "y"

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:37 PM (65o39)

159 Speaking of Rush, I heard YYZ on the radio the other day. Finally gave Tom Sawyer a break.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 01, 2023 10:37 PM (UQUAY)

160 Violin.

Finger plane.

Shoot for excellence.

Posted by: Zombie Stradivari at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (Qzn2/)

I got a few of those.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2023 10:37 PM (VwHCD)

161 160 Violin.

Finger plane.

Shoot for excellence.

Posted by: Zombie Stradivari at March 01, 2023 10:33 PM (Qzn2/)

I got a few of those.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2023 10:37 PM (VwHCD

Fingers. Yes. Me too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:38 PM (XtkZj)

162 {{snailracer}} safe travels good friend. I have worn the hat you made me many times. I love it.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:38 PM (wagHN)

163 I will be traveling to go say goodbye to WDS.

Posted by: SnailRacer

More prayers for WDS and family.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (wUAh7)

164 133 107 Too bad Texas is still ruled by aTexans.

(I kid, I kid.)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:30 PM (6uZ0Z)

Yeah, the only thing really wrong with Texas....

But seriously, they should go easy on the boasting. We could cut Alaska in two and make Texas the third largest state.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (LOVUx)

165 John and Yoko, I believe, owned the farm. She doesn't have to buy a new one, though she could probably afford to.

Posted by: Farm Report at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (wrJpE)

166 26 Good evening! Talked to my doctor today and he's forgoing this next round of chemo. He wants to give my body and my liver a break so no chemo until March 24!! He'll be weaning me off the prednisone after my bloodwork Friday.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (wagHN)

Excellent news! I'm so happy for you, jewells. This news has made my day!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (i+mOk)

167 Early today someone linked this excellent video by Michael S. Heiser about aliens and related things https://youtu.be/ThmF7OErkxY

His take on Roswell is a very interesting one I hadn't heard before that makes a lot of sense - I won't spoil it but he's sort of the opposite of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (lc5cP)

168 Posted by: LRob in OK at March 01, 2023 10:34 PM (wzHPd)

Okay, I'll let ya'll know.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (wagHN)

169 Thanks as always for the continued prayers. I still need them.

You got 'em.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 10:40 PM (Xrfse)

170 55 Grateful Dead month!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

now, that is an EXCELLENT IDEA!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2023 10:40 PM (i+mOk)

171
Meet the, uh, entity responsible for editing the Roald Dahl books:

https://tinyurl.com/2jkhzzkz

Ze is a non-binary, asexual, polyamorous relationship anarchist on the autism spectrum.

Also, the Canadian teacher wearing the giant fake boobs has finally been put on leave:

https://tinyurl.com/2hphuomr

Gutfeld hardest hit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at March 01, 2023 10:40 PM (f1Vqw)

172 But one thing he talked about that I've read about myself that Heiner gets into...people that experience alien abductions have also claimed that calling out to Jesus during one of them stops it. And the reason I find this interesting is I was reading through some abduction experience forums (I read all sorts of things...) and after one person claimed the same in this forum, the other respondents, not Christians themselves, didn't really know how to handle it.

They eventually came to a conclusion - the aliens must be afraid of religious fanatics. I'm not making this up.

Now, there are, in my mind only two reasons calling out to Jesus/God would stop an abduction experience.

1) All of it is some psychological trauma/mental illness and grounding yourself in something like a deep Christian faith gives you the mental strength to deal with and over come it.

2) The experience and Christianity are both real.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2023 10:40 PM (lc5cP)

173 But seriously, they should go easy on the boasting. We could cut Alaska in two and make Texas the third largest state.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (LOVUx)

Ooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Major Burn!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2023 10:40 PM (anj39)

174 {{LCD}} made my day too!!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:40 PM (wagHN)

175 165 John and Yoko, I believe, owned the farm. She doesn't have to buy a new one, though she could probably afford to.

Posted by: Farm Report at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (wrJpE)

I knew John bought the farm, so to speak.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

176 Assholes and Yoko. I feel a shart coming on.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 01, 2023 10:41 PM (Jg7EG)

177 The PTSD triggers are going off. Tornado warning for Huntsvill, Al until 2215. Demaned siren is what my unit used for scud attacks in gw1. Thank God the city doesn't have the deeper/lower sirens the rest od SWA used for warnings.

Damnit, now i can smell the jp8 shitters getting burned up. I hate this time of year.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 10:36 PM (3CCua)

I actually understood all of this. Dangit, I was a USAF wife for too long...

Posted by: pookysgirl's daughter used to fall asleep to aircraft engine maintenance at March 01, 2023 10:41 PM (dtlDP)

178 >>> 167 Early today someone linked this excellent video by Michael S. Heiser about aliens and related things https://youtu.be/ThmF7OErkxY

His take on Roswell is a very interesting one I hadn't heard before that makes a lot of sense - I won't spoil it but he's sort of the opposite of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (lc5cP)

Another mess my guys has to clean up.

Posted by: Verkan Vall at March 01, 2023 10:43 PM (llON8)

179 Good night all. Stay safe. Love you guys.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:43 PM (wagHN)

180 179 Good night all. Stay safe. Love you guys.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:43 PM (wagHN

Sweet, healing dreams!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:43 PM (XtkZj)

181 41 How long does the problem last: 18 years.
Not so true these days as some just fail to launch.

Posted by: Ciampino - Patient took suppository by mouth at March 01, 2023 10:07 PM (qfLjt)

My elder child moved back in recently...:O

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

182 Speaking of Rush, I heard YYZ on the radio the other day. Finally gave Tom Sawyer a break.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 01, 2023 10:37 PM (UQUAY)

1990 Presto Tour. Xanadu segues right into YYZ. Incredible.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:44 PM (65o39)

183 Some schools of thought are that aliens are actually demons and not visitors from other planets. Hence the reason calling out to Jesus would stop them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 10:44 PM (XtkZj)

184 His take on Roswell is a very interesting one I hadn't heard before that makes a lot of sense - I won't spoil it but he's sort of the opposite of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (lc5cP)

It... matched what I've been told before. Pooky's old career field had no small role in that incident.

Posted by: pookysgirl's secret squirrel is nuts at March 01, 2023 10:45 PM (dtlDP)

185 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=59IC7Ks6028

So, violin covers. That is a thing.

SFW

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 01, 2023 10:45 PM (FHjVr)

186 The PTSD triggers are going off. Tornado warning for Huntsvill, Al until 2215. Demaned siren is what my unit used for scud attacks in gw1. Thank God the city doesn't have the deeper/lower sirens the rest od SWA used for warnings.

Damnit, now i can smell the jp8 shitters getting burned up. I hate this time of year.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 10:36 PM (3CCua)

Strange isn't it? Some smells never go away.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2023 10:45 PM (anj39)

187 I went by WDS's memorial page today. Finally was able to put a face to the name and now I know who she is. We met in 21 and 22 in Texas. She was a pistol, with a ready and infectious laugh. Twenty three won't quite be the same. My sincere condolences to her family.

Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2023 10:46 PM (AmoqO)

188 60 Which one of you Morons was saying mean things about maple syrup last night???

Besides CBD of course.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 10:13 PM (llON

Not me. I sou vide that shit with my waffles.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 10:46 PM (ynpvh)

189 Merhaba, Diogenes!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:46 PM (v4kIh)

190
When I was a kid in the '70s, there was a guy around here who would still flinch and start to duck every time he heard a plane.

He was in WWII.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at March 01, 2023 10:46 PM (f1Vqw)

191 If aliens land, don't send Harold. They'll get the wrong impression.

Posted by: madtom at March 01, 2023 10:47 PM (go+84)

192 Picked up Cat, gave Cat tummy rub, in full knowledge that Cat hates tummy rubs. Put cat back down. I am in full anticipation of the retaliation that will occur.

Just in case I don't post again.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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My Cat (seemingly) *begs* for the tummy rub... flops hisself down, goes belly-up and looks at me, as if to say: "Oh, please rub me here! Look! I'll make it easy for you! It's. Right. Here!"

It's a trap!!!!

As soon as I reach in for the tummy-- WHAMMO! Teeth and claws! Heh. Won't get fooled again.

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2023 10:47 PM (o0Fxd)

193 Grateful Dead month!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

now, that is an EXCELLENT IDEA!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2023 10:40 PM (i+mOk)

*glares at LCD through furrowed brows*

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:47 PM (65o39)

194 Good news, Jewells45! May your healing continue!

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2023 10:48 PM (o0Fxd)

195 Hi Javems! You made it through Carnaval!

Screaming i d - Will do, kiddo. Is your mam staying with you now?

Hrothgar - I will do my best. I made a Moron Horde condolences collection to give to her hubs.

Jewells - Glad you enjoy the hat!

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 01, 2023 10:49 PM (Ws1ZK)

196 Strange isn't it? Some smells never go away.
Posted by: Diogenes
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And, how they can be triggered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 10:49 PM (uanMf)

197 192 ...As soon as I reach in for the tummy-- WHAMMO! Teeth and claws! Heh. Won't get fooled again.

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2023 10:47 PM (o0Fxd)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDfAdHBtK_Q

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 10:50 PM (ynpvh)

198 How did I not know tomorrow is Texas Independence Day?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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**shakes head in disappointment **

Posted by: lin-duh at March 01, 2023 10:50 PM (UUBmN)

199 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=59IC7Ks6028
So, violin covers. That is a thing.
SFW
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker

We still have that cassette somewhere, wonder if it's in working order anymore? Not like i have a cassette player anymore.

Now sitting on the porch, listening to the thunder and watching the lightning. Quite the show.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 10:52 PM (3CCua)

200 Texas should have stayed a republic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2023 10:52 PM (Qzn2/)

201 193 Grateful Dead month!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2023 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

now, that is an EXCELLENT IDEA!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2023 10:40 PM (i+mOk)

*glares at LCD through furrowed brows*
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 10:47 PM (65o39)

Doof, it's a West Coast thing. Nothing personal, my man.
And one more thing, to properly enjoy the Dead, one must be in an altered state of mind, preferably with people you know that are also in said state.

I think I've already said too much.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2023 10:52 PM (i+mOk)

202 I saw that Rush tour in Sacramento in '90. Amazing that three people can produce that music.

Posted by: CA Token at March 01, 2023 10:54 PM (2+yws)

203 I agree with the first post. I'm definitely the asshole in about a dozen people's stories. Sad but true.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 10:54 PM (W+kMI)

204 Wheel?

youtu.be/QpsCzY2BRzo

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2023 10:54 PM (o0Fxd)

205 Texas should have stayed a republic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2023 10:52 PM (Qzn2/)

Would have been subsumed by the burgeoning US empire. Oh wait.

Posted by: JmT at March 01, 2023 10:55 PM (WU1pM)

206 Zappa Month > Grateful Dead Month

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2023 10:55 PM (h3tqt)

207 Garland says the DOJ doesn't prosecute many Antifa attacks on pro-life pregnancy centers bc they happen at night
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/163101

Posted by: Ciampino -- Patient took suppository by mouth at March 01, 2023 10:55 PM (qfLjt)

208 Hey, Nurse Ratched. I was reminded of you during the Christmas season. I was in the local Barnes and Noble and saw a calendar whose theme was cute animals, and the cover had a picture of a sea otter o on it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 10:56 PM (v4kIh)

209 I will do my best. I made a Moron Horde condolences collection to give to her hubs.
Posted by: SnailRacer at March 01, 2023 10:49 PM (Ws1ZK)

Perfect!
WDS was much loved by all in the Horde that ever met her, so this is a lovely tribute!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 10:56 PM (hOUT3)

210 Ran across numbers on non-COVID extra deaths through Nov of last year. And it looks pretty bad https://tinyurl.com/mr2s2usv

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2023 10:56 PM (lc5cP)

211 SnailRacer, she stayed a couple days with me last week. It was great to have her here. She's not ready to leave her home and live with me full time yet. Trying to talk her into it.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 01, 2023 10:57 PM (aBJcM)

212 202 I saw that Rush tour in Sacramento in '90. Amazing that three people can produce that music.
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I saw Rush in concert in 2006 in Cincinnati. They were great & kicked butt.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 10:57 PM (W+kMI)

213 184 His take on Roswell is a very interesting one I hadn't heard before that makes a lot of sense - I won't spoil it but he's sort of the opposite of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (lc5cP)
Please spill the beans. I'm never going to have time to watch the video.

Posted by: Iris at March 01, 2023 10:58 PM (foa6+)

214 207 Garland says the DOJ doesn't prosecute many Antifa attacks on pro-life pregnancy centers bc they happen at night
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/163101
Posted by: Ciampino -- Patient took suppository by mouth

Come on man, you can't really expect the DOJ to work at night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 10:58 PM (hOUT3)

215 Saw Rush in '92 in Pittsburgh. Great show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2023 10:58 PM (h3tqt)

216 SpaceX rocket launch tonight less than 2 hours from now:

SpaceX Falcon 9 launch of the next 4-person Space Station crew is scheduled for 12:34 AM Eastern Time.

SpaceX utube link https://tinyurl.com/mrxdjbbu

Info article https://tinyurl.com/2p92jnwu

I'm not staying up for this one. Good luck to the crew, and good night, all.

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2023 11:00 PM (AMIL/)

217 I'm being an asshole in an MD culture warrior's play pen. She's a lot smarter than I but mud will be shed.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 01, 2023 11:01 PM (jg5Rp)

218 171
Meet the, uh, entity responsible for editing the Roald Dahl books:

https://tinyurl.com/2jkhzzkz

Ze is a non-binary, asexual, polyamorous relationship anarchist on the autism spectrum.
======
A perfect example of the sort of person who will need to fill landfills after the revolution. Her and the cartoon boobs deviant.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:01 PM (W+kMI)

219
Garland says the DOJ doesn't prosecute many Antifa attacks on pro-life pregnancy centers bc they happen at night
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/163101
Posted by: Ciampino

Page doesn't exist

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 11:01 PM (63Dwl)

220 207 Garland says the DOJ doesn't prosecute many Antifa attacks on pro-life pregnancy centers bc they happen at night
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/163101
Posted by: Ciampino

Very dark.

Posted by: Diver after searching for Nessie scat at bottom of Loch Ness at March 01, 2023 11:01 PM (AmoqO)

221 Doof, it's a West Coast thing. Nothing personal, my man.
And one more thing, to properly enjoy the Dead, one must be in an altered state of mind, preferably with people you know that are also in said state.

I think I've already said too much.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2023 10:52 PM (i+mOk)

Whatever works for you, brother! Altered state or not, I just don't get the appeal.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 11:02 PM (65o39)

222 26 second Japanese milk commercial, you don't want to miss it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuihWB8ozOk

Posted by: Braenyard at March 01, 2023 11:02 PM (jg5Rp)

223 Saw Rush 3 times. '93 in London, '94 & '96 in Tampa.

RUSH IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!

(Cough)

I like Rush.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 01, 2023 11:02 PM (sAmhv)

224 Anyone who thinks Texas could have remained independent in the face of the oncoming US juggernaut.

Posted by: JmT at March 01, 2023 11:03 PM (WU1pM)

225 #26 @jewells45 fuck cancer

Great news! Best of luck to you... stomp all over that cancer!

Posted by: mr_jack at March 01, 2023 11:03 PM (LNPSJ)

226 Please spill the beans. I'm never going to have time to watch the video.

OK...

His argument is the government is keeping the "it must have been aliens!" argument alive intentionally. Because they are hiding that they were experimenting on humans (most likely human corpses) and using Japanese/German scientists who had done bad things in WWII.

He references Project SUNSHINE which was doing similar things a few years later.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2023 11:03 PM (lc5cP)

227 I'm still miffed that they did a remaster of Caress of Steel, yet they didn't increase the volume on Neil's spoken lines in The Necromancer. Literally the thing that needed releveling the most -- probably the only thing -- they didn't touch. Like, why bother, then?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 11:04 PM (iKBwy)

228 Garland says the DOJ doesn't prosecute many Antifa attacks on pro-life pregnancy centers bc they happen at night
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/163101
Posted by: Ciampino

Very dark.
Posted by: Diver after searching for Nessie scat at bottom of Loch Ness at March 01, 2023 11:01 PM (AmoqO)

In the daytime it's the sunglasses. Very dark. Didn't see shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2023 11:05 PM (anj39)

229 He references Project SUNSHINE which was doing similar things a few years later.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2023 11:03 PM (lc5cP)

Thank you. Sad that it sounds quite plausible to me.

Posted by: Iris at March 01, 2023 11:05 PM (foa6+)

230 Glad to see that Congress has debated really important things
Bipartisan resolution to designate March 2023 "National Endometriosis Awareness Month"
https://is.gd/W1uA7G

Posted by: Ciampino - National Panda Awareness Day? at March 01, 2023 11:05 PM (qfLjt)

231 Come on man, you can't really expect the DOJ to work at night!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

There's criminals outside at those hours! It ain't safe!

Posted by: The DOJ at March 01, 2023 11:05 PM (P1f+c)

232 They only come out at night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 11:06 PM (63Dwl)

233 222 26 second Japanese milk commercial, you don't want to miss it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuihWB8ozOk
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Japanese TV commercials are in a special category of surreal delight. Used to watch a lot of them on the old anime rental tapes.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:06 PM (W+kMI)

234 Sis and her hubby got the jabs-- both have been very sick several times since, either with Coof or other crap. IMO, the jab destroys the immune system *period*.;

I and my hubby, on the other hand, have *not* gotten the shots-- and have *not* had either flu or Coof, though it's doubtless we've both been exposed on multiple occasions.

"Un-Christian" are my thoughts about everything C19

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2023 11:06 PM (o0Fxd)

235 I'm not staying up for this one. Good luck to the crew, and good night, all.
Posted by: Gref

I was going to go out and watch it on my dock, but five minutes ago I saw a bear out there. So, nah. I'm good. 😕

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 11:06 PM (iKBwy)

236 RUSH IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!

(Cough)

I like Rush.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 01, 2023 11:02 PM (sAmhv)

Fistbump

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 11:07 PM (65o39)

237 107 How did I not know tomorrow is Texas Independence Day?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXtc1EUqpkQ

Posted by: Braenyard at March 01, 2023 11:07 PM (jg5Rp)

238 Less Limelight. More Necromancer.
Less Tom Sawyer. More Red Sector A.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 10:24 PM (iKBwy)
Jacob's Ladder. Different Strings. Something for Nothing. Anthem. Available Light. Prime Mover. Turn the Page. Headlong Flight. Seven Cities of Gold. Vital Signs. Far Cry.
Posted by: Doof

Less Roll the Bones. More Camera Eye. Never enough Red Barchetta.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 01, 2023 11:08 PM (5VDCI)

239 They only come out at night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Damn freaks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2023 11:08 PM (h3tqt)

240 The jab gives AIDS. That's important, and true, and quite messed up. You used to need a different kind of injection for that.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 11:09 PM (iKBwy)

241 I'm still miffed that they did a remaster of Caress of Steel, yet they didn't increase the volume on Neil's spoken lines in The Necromancer. Literally the thing that needed releveling the most -- probably the only thing -- they didn't touch. Like, why bother, then?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 11:04 PM (iKBwy)

You are deep in the woods of Rush fandom when you're talking about The Necromancer.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 11:09 PM (65o39)

242 More The Analog Kid. Not sure I've ever heard it on the radio.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 01, 2023 11:09 PM (sAmhv)

243 Garland is a lying commie shitstain that should be fired into the sun.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 01, 2023 11:10 PM (5VDCI)

244 Damnation.

I don't know about elsewhere, by here in East Tennessee the sky is pissing like a drunken mule in a Flomax factory.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 01, 2023 11:11 PM (dHfNf)

245 Let me try again:
Garland says the DOJ doesn't prosecute many Antifa attacks on pro-life pregnancy centers bc they happen at night
https://is.gd/m6Mj2W

Posted by: Ciampino - National Panda Awareness Day? at March 01, 2023 11:11 PM (qfLjt)

246 Every single note, Doof. Seared, *seared* into my brain.

"As grey traces of dawn tinge the eastern sky..."

My favorite by a mile.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 11:12 PM (iKBwy)

247 "You're an asshole sometimes"

Very true. Just ask my kids.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 10:28 PM (ynpvh)

Pffft. Just ask my wife. After nearly 51 years you'd think she would take that as a given.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 01, 2023 11:13 PM (Zvtjl)

248 No love for By-tor and the Snow Dog?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2023 11:13 PM (r46W7)

249 Texas could have been a country but it gave into the US.

Posted by: JmT at March 01, 2023 11:13 PM (WU1pM)

250 NASA launch attempt again in 1 hr 20 min or so

Posted by: Ciampino -- National Panda Awareness Day? at March 01, 2023 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

251 ...the sky is pissing like a drunken mule in a Flomax factory.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

LOL poetry

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 11:14 PM (iKBwy)

252 >> Ran across numbers on non-COVID extra deaths through Nov of last year.

See The Ethical Skeptic's twatter feed. Now that Space Daddy has take over, he can be more direct. He's been digging in the CDC's MMWR data (and showed how they are fudging classifications of death to cover things up.)

As of Week 7, 2023, Excess "non-Covid natural cause deaths) are running 562K cumulative since the post-vax inflection point in 2021.

That's a 9 sigma above expected. As he points out, by sometime this year, if trends continue, the vaccines will have killed more people than Covid.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 01, 2023 11:14 PM (Mzdiz)

253 NASA launch link:
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

Posted by: Ciampino -- National Panda Awareness Day? at March 01, 2023 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

254 Garland says the DOJ doesn't prosecute many Antifa attacks on pro-life pregnancy centers bc they happen at night
-------------

Well, of course! How can they been seen at night, when they wear All Black?! Pics or it didn't happen?

/

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2023 11:15 PM (o0Fxd)

255 222 26 second Japanese milk commercial, you don't want to miss it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuihWB8ozOk
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Japanese TV commercials are in a special category of surreal delight. Used to watch a lot of them on the old anime rental tapes.
Posted by: exdem13

Bewbie!! A big one!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2023 11:15 PM (qoGsy)

256 SMH, if you're around, I just wanted to thank you for posting that Unseen Realm video earlier. I've been binging those all afternoon.

Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2023 11:15 PM (kOpft)

257 No love for By-tor and the Snow Dog?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2023 11:13 PM (r46W7)

Yes sir! A staple on most of the bootlegs I have from their early years.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 11:16 PM (65o39)

258 Good thing the DOJ doesn't do things at night, like kick in the door of a sleeping former Trump Official or some J6 granny, at say, 0400 hours.

Nope, they'd never do that, wouldn't be sporting, old chap!

But I really do wish Agent Glowie would leave one of those really cool four-tubed night vision goggle helmet things laying unattended for about oh, 10 minutes or so?

Not doing Law Enforcment at night. BOOLSHEET! Night shift is where the action is on the job, always has been, always will be.

But, I guess Garland doesn't want to miss his nappy time? (pictures the A.G. with a mobile of Fed-Badges hanging above his child-sized crib)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2023 11:17 PM (e6UQI)

259 A guy was given some big pills to take for a problem. Doctor asked later if they helped. Guy said for all the effect they had he might as well have shoved them up his a@@ !

Posted by: Lord Percy at March 01, 2023 11:17 PM (iSbhf)

260 You gotta love a band that works "Plus ca change, plus ca la meme chose" into their lyrics.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2023 11:17 PM (r46W7)

261 Is it better than Harsh Realm?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2023 11:18 PM (X+Ku8)

262 Love RUSH!

youtu.be/VCDn9sORSA0

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2023 11:19 PM (o0Fxd)

263 But seriously, they should go easy on the boasting. We could cut Alaska in two and make Texas the third largest state.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2023 10:39 PM (LOVUx)

Ooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Major Burn!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2023 10:40 PM (anj3

If you measure by livable area Alaska would be the next to last smallest state behind Rhode Island. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at March 01, 2023 11:19 PM (Oivbi)

264 Love Fly by Night, Tom.

I used to have a copy of a cassette tape that was passed around back in the day, of Neil auditioning for the record label, and being introduced to the bigwigs as "our new drummer", Neil "Peeert", just before that album came out. I wonder if that audio is on the YouTube.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 11:20 PM (iKBwy)

265
That's a 9 sigma above expected. As he points out, by sometime this year, if trends continue, the vaccines will have killed more people than Covid.

Does that include the COVID death fudge factor? We know 50% of "covid cases"admitted to hospitals were people with COVID who were admitted to the hospital for something else...so at *least* 50% of COVID deaths weren't.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2023 11:20 PM (lc5cP)

266 Evening.

Holy shit, I read the content!

Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 11:20 PM (1Yy3c)

267 I love the sound of a Rick bass but could never get used to the neck.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2023 11:22 PM (X+Ku8)

268 You're welcome, Methos.

I've been doing the same, since I've been laid up with this cold.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 11:22 PM (DWyeX)

269 All this Rush talk and no one mentions "I Think I'm Going Bald"?

What the hell, people?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2023 11:22 PM (Bd6X8)

270 253 NASA launch link:
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

Posted by: Ciampino -- National Panda Awareness Day? at March 01, 2023 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

Launch in a little over an hour. Wonder how many of those Astronauts are napping right now.

Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2023 11:22 PM (AmoqO)

271 269 All this Rush talk and no one mentions "I Think I'm Going Bald"?

What the hell, people?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2023 11:22 PM (Bd6X

Take off, hoser

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2023 11:23 PM (X+Ku8)

272 Hey SMH. Hope you get to feeling better.

Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2023 11:24 PM (AmoqO)

273 Trans teacher with prosthetic Z-cup breasts is FINALLY put on leave after it was revealed they don't wear them outside of school - as parents line up to criticize school board at meeting
https://mol.im/a/11810349

Posted by: Ciampino - Do we propose National Bewbs Day/Week/Month? at March 01, 2023 11:24 PM (qfLjt)

274 Take off, hoser
Posted by: Dr. Varno

What's up, Doc?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2023 11:24 PM (Bd6X8)

275 For some reason I'm home.

I watched Signs, by M. Night Shyamalan. Haven't watched it in some time.

Very good.

Ever notice that when Joaquin Phoenix acts you can see the wheels turning? Every single time. Every. Single. Time.

But the two kids were cute as buttons. And Mel Gibson wasn't bad either.

Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 11:25 PM (1Yy3c)

276 Damnation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

That's the album name, but this is a pretty good song:

https://youtu.be/tcK-Ar7LBCA

Posted by: mikeski thinks it could be about the plandemic at March 01, 2023 11:25 PM (P1f+c)

277 224 Anyone who thinks Texas could have remained independent in the face of the oncoming US juggernaut.
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It had always been planned to welcome Texas into the USA. Unfortunately the Whigs didn't play along in 1836. Andrew Jackson didn't force the issue. James k Polk campaigned on bringing Texas into the Union and made it one of his policy goals. That helped bring on the Mexican War...

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:26 PM (W+kMI)

278 All this Rush talk and no one mentions "I Think I'm Going Bald"?

What the hell, people?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2023 11:22 PM (Bd6X

Lol. Knew that one was coming. Let's round it out the obscurities of the Caress of Steel album with a mention of The Fountain of Lamneth.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 11:26 PM (65o39)

279 Robert, I just saw Signs with my folks last week!

Excellent movie, all around. The cars, TVs, and computer monitors made me feel old, though.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 11:27 PM (iKBwy)

280 I'm wondering when Texas splits into five states just so they can collectively give the bird to Austin.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:27 PM (W+kMI)

281 If you measure by livable area Alaska would be the next to last smallest state behind Rhode Island. 😀
Posted by: polynikes at March 01, 2023 11:19 PM (Oivbi)

And yet, here I am, with a freezer full of salmon and shrimp and a piece of paradise in Willow. Go figure.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2023 11:27 PM (LOVUx)

282 So, whomever posted that thing about UFOs, I was freaking myself out over it when a moose walked by the window and looked in. Just about crapped my pants.

So easy to scare the shit out of ourselves, isn't it?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2023 11:28 PM (LOVUx)

283 Lol. Knew that one was coming. Let's round it out the obscurities of the Caress of Steel album with a mention of The Fountain of Lamneth.

The downside of living where I do, there's no single mountain to the east to draw my eyes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2023 11:28 PM (Bd6X8)

284 Talking of statehood:
Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp deals blow to Atlanta's wealthiest suburb Buckhead's push for city status as he warns it could cause 'default of municipal bonds' and asks if students could still go to school in Atlanta

https://mol.im/a/11809171

Posted by: Ciampino -- Do we propose National Bewbs Day/Week/Month? at March 01, 2023 11:30 PM (qfLjt)

285 Thank you, Javems.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 11:31 PM (DWyeX)

286 All this Rush talk and no one mentions My City Was Gone?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 11:32 PM (63Dwl)

287 Two US Air Force commanders and four subordinates are FIRED after failing to ensure safety of nuclear weapons stockpile at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota
https://mol.im/a/11809909

Posted by: Ciampino - Nuked from the job at March 01, 2023 11:33 PM (qfLjt)

288 Thanks, MisHum.

Thought the video was more of Zelensky, 2006.

Posted by: Lola at March 01, 2023 11:33 PM (GshMh)

289 Zerohedge:

"Meanwhile, the BBC reported:

Nearly 45,000 animals have died as a result of a toxic train crash this month in an Ohio town, environmental officials have said."

Someone ask The View who those animals voted for, and if they deserved it, too.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 11:34 PM (iKBwy)

290 This is odd: Maryland man banned from his favorite local pub 'for being old and white' says staffers previously tried to drive him away with 'head-banging' music: Owner says venue plays Taylor Swift and Lizzo
https://mol.im/a/11809085

Posted by: Ciampino - Nuked from pub at March 01, 2023 11:34 PM (qfLjt)

291 Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:26 PM (W+kMI)

The myth of Texas lone star. Texas was always going to be subsumed into the US. Texas still clings onto this purported Independence to this day.

Posted by: JmT at March 01, 2023 11:35 PM (WU1pM)

292 Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp deals blow to Atlanta's wealthiest suburb Buckhead's push for city status as he warns it could cause 'default of municipal bonds' and asks if students could still go to school in Atlanta
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Besides, Lance-Bottoms is leaving D.C. (after 6 months) and returning. So, everything's good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 11:35 PM (Pnbfv)

293 All this Rush talk and no one mentions My City Was Gone?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I fell for it. Dammit.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2023 11:35 PM (iKBwy)

294 He'll be weaning me off the prednisone after my bloodwork Friday. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 01, 2023 10:03 PM (wagHN)

@jewells, that's great news.

Definitely wean the prednisone. My wife learned the hard way when she just stopped taking it. Her head looked like a pumpkin.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2023 11:36 PM (7B5FA)

295 Posted by: Verkan Vall at March 01, 2023 10:43 PM (llON

All paratime cops are bastards!!!

Posted by: The guy under a mile of concrete at March 01, 2023 11:36 PM (89Sog)

296 So, whomever posted that thing about UFOs, I was freaking myself out over it when a moose walked by the window and looked in. Just about crapped my pants.

We'll be by later, the moose looking in your window was supposed to tell you

Posted by: Some Alien at March 01, 2023 11:37 PM (lc5cP)

297
Definitely wean the prednisone. My wife learned the hard way when she just stopped taking it. Her head looked like a pumpkin.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

That stuff made Jerry Lewis look like the Michelin man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 11:38 PM (63Dwl)

298 Dude filling out the medical questionnaire gets it: sugar is the root of all evil and is THE gateway drug.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 01, 2023 11:40 PM (KAi1n)

299 Posted by: Ciampino -- Do we propose National Bewbs Day

November 8th in Japan. "ii oppai no hi," "good boobs day."

.....because 11/08 is like "i" "i" "o" "pa," though they borrowed that pronunciation for "eight" from Chinese.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2023 11:40 PM (P1f+c)

300 291 Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:26 PM (W+kMI)

The myth of Texas lone star. Texas was always going to be subsumed into the US. Texas still clings onto this purported Independence to this day.
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"MANIFEST DESTINY MOTHER FUCKER!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT!?!?!" - Texian Samuel L Jackson, probably

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:40 PM (W+kMI)

301 Arizona rancher who shot 'cartel drug smuggler' dead on his property made '30 to 40’ calls to Border Patrol in January ALONE - as photos show nearby roads littered with clothes and trash left behind by migrants
https://mol.im/a/11804175

Posted by: Ciampino - NOT(take action) at March 01, 2023 11:42 PM (qfLjt)

302 Just as a matter of historical trivia, Texas campaigned to be admitted to the Union because they believed that the Mexican Government was about to launch a major invasion to take Texas back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2023 11:42 PM (r46W7)

303 That stuff made Jerry Lewis look like the Michelin man. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 11:38 PM (63Dwl)

And that's on it. If you go off without weaning, your body has some kind of water retention reaction that makes your head swell.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2023 11:42 PM (7B5FA)

304 Just as a matter of historical trivia, Texas campaigned to be admitted to the Union because they believed that the Mexican Government was about to launch a major invasion to take Texas back. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2023 11:42 PM (r46W7)

There was dispute about exactly what the southern border was, so as soon as Texas was admitted into the Union they stationed federal troops in Brownsville to provide a casus ad bellum.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2023 11:44 PM (7B5FA)

305 291 Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:26 PM (W+kMI)

The myth of Texas lone star. Texas was always going to be subsumed into the US. Texas still clings onto this purported Independence to this day.
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Also, back in 1845, maybe....
USA: Welcome to the USA!
Texas: Great! Now we can get some help in dealing with the Commanches.
USA: Don't you need help with Mexico?
Texas: No, we can handle them. The Commanches are real trouble.
USA: We'll see what we can do....

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:44 PM (W+kMI)

306 @290 saw that . One of the owners is a good looking white lady. Manager may be a jerk. To be fair if I was drinking at a bar and someone played Taylor Swift or Lizzo I'd bang my own head on the bar. Or the person who played it head thru the jukebox

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 01, 2023 11:45 PM (EJD5B)

307 Damnation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
That's the album name, but this is a pretty good song:
https://youtu.be/tcK-Ar7LBCA
Posted by: mikeski

Hell yeah! Make mine a double, with Deliverance.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 01, 2023 11:45 PM (VKO/T)

308 Isn't Alaska like 70% tundra muck and permafrost?

Posted by: Nome Sayin' at March 01, 2023 11:45 PM (wrJpE)

309 245 Let me try again:
Garland says the DOJ doesn't prosecute many Antifa attacks on pro-life pregnancy centers bc they happen at night
https://is.gd/m6Mj2W
Posted by: Ciampino
---------------------------

Fascisti

Posted by: Braenyard at March 01, 2023 11:46 PM (jg5Rp)

310 There was dispute about exactly what the southern border was, so as soon as Texas was admitted into the Union they stationed federal troops in Brownsville to provide a casus ad bellum. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2023 11:44 PM (7B5FA)

Sort of OT, but my favorite indeterminate border is southwest Louisiana. The Spanish and Americans did joint patrols in no-man's land between the Sabine River and the Louisiana Purchase. Apparently it was inhabited by all types of folks who didn't want to live under any government.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2023 11:46 PM (7B5FA)

311 How to deal with Mexico? Attack during siesta time.

Posted by: Ciampino - No one will even bother getting up at March 01, 2023 11:47 PM (qfLjt)

312 Just as a matter of historical trivia, Texas campaigned to be admitted to the Union because they believed that the Mexican Government was about to launch a major invasion to take Texas back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2023 11:42 PM (r46W7)

Yeah, the Texas supremacists should look at that little bit of history.

Posted by: JmT at March 01, 2023 11:47 PM (WU1pM)

313 Busy day tomorrow.

Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2023 11:47 PM (AmoqO)

314 >>>Texas was always going to be subsumed into the US. Texas still clings onto this purported Independence to this day.
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Jealous, we much?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 01, 2023 11:48 PM (jg5Rp)

315 Isn't Alaska like 70% tundra muck and permafrost?
Posted by: Nome
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Well, except for a few hundred acres in ANWR, which are critical to the arrest of climate change.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 11:49 PM (Ga8Fv)

316 309 245 Let me try again:
Garland says the DOJ doesn't prosecute many Antifa attacks on pro-life pregnancy centers bc they happen at night
https://is.gd/m6Mj2W
Posted by: Ciampino
---------------------------

Fascisti

Posted by: Braenyard at March 01, 2023 11:46 PM (jg5Rp)
----
Good one. But the Fascisti would come around at night and in lieu of a bruising, they would make the victim drink a big glass of castor oil.

Posted by: Ciampino - No bruises but still sore at March 01, 2023 11:50 PM (qfLjt)

317 308 Isn't Alaska like 70% tundra muck and permafrost?
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No, they have mountains, a glacier or two, some foggy islands near Roosia, and some nice coastal islands that Canada didn't want.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:51 PM (W+kMI)

318 Goodnight all.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2023 11:51 PM (quk84)

319 LOL at medical form.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2023 11:51 PM (tkR6S)

320 308 Isn't Alaska like 70% tundra muck and permafrost?
Posted by: Nome Sayin' at March 01, 2023 11:45 PM (wrJpE)

Isn't Texas like 90% overbaked sagebrush and tumbleweeds, drowning in cow crap?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2023 11:52 PM (LOVUx)

321 So, whomever posted that thing about UFOs, I was freaking myself out over it when a moose walked by the window and looked in. Just about crapped my pants.

So easy to scare the shit out of ourselves, isn't it?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2023 11:28 PM (LOVUx)

I find it hilarious that meese just walk by your window and look in for no reason. Just checkin' things out. Nothin' to see here. Just the pink ape woman starin' at the box.

Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 11:53 PM (1Yy3c)

322
Isn't Texas like 90% overbaked sagebrush and tumbleweeds, drowning in cow crap?
Posted by: tcn
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Big hats... you forgot the big hats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 11:54 PM (xFD/0)

323 In tonight's episode of "Southern Wisdom" we discuss the meaning of the phrase You'll shit too,
if you eat regular."

This southern Appalachian expression is somewhat akin to the more more ubiquitous "No shit, Sherlock".

The more pervasive phrase (NS, S) largely serves as a mocking gibe leveled at individuals that make a statement of discovery as to what is already patently obvious to everyone else.

It's lesser employed and regional cousin "You'll shit too, if you eat regular" is not only employed as a means of mocking one for making an obvious assertion (as in, one thing obviously follows the other), but also contains an element of challenge as to the likelihood of a preceding action which is necessary to produce the obvious outcome.

An example might be if one golfer says to the other "If I birdie this hole, I'll win the match."

To which the other might respond "You'll shit too, if you eat regular."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 01, 2023 11:54 PM (dHfNf)

324 No damage for me, hope the same for the other Morons here in North 'bama. Going to bed now the worst is past.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 11:55 PM (3CCua)

325 nice coastal islands that Canada didn't want.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:51 PM (W+kMI)

Sounds like something Canada might want to revisit.

Posted by: JmT at March 01, 2023 11:55 PM (WU1pM)

326 Isn't Texas like 90% overbaked sagebrush and tumbleweeds, drowning in cow crap?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
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That's Texas, full of Bullshit, oil and a different perspective.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 01, 2023 11:55 PM (jg5Rp)

327
I find it hilarious that meese just walk by your window and look in for no reason. Just checkin' things out. Nothin' to see here. Just the pink ape woman starin' at the box.
Posted by: Robert
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I've been reassessing our local bears since watching the 'Cocaine Bear' clips.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 11:55 PM (21vDQ)

328 320 308 Isn't Alaska like 70% tundra muck and permafrost?
Posted by: Nome Sayin' at March 01, 2023 11:45 PM (wrJpE)

Isn't Texas like 90% overbaked sagebrush and tumbleweeds, drowning in cow crap?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2023 11:52 PM (LOVUx)
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Think dung beetles.
South Africa exported a bunch to Australia in the 80s or 90s - same reason, local beetles took care of kangaroo poop only.

Posted by: Ciampino - Rolling rolling rolling crap all day at March 01, 2023 11:56 PM (qfLjt)

329 312 Just as a matter of historical trivia, Texas campaigned to be admitted to the Union because they believed that the Mexican Government was about to launch a major invasion to take Texas back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2023 11:42 PM (r46W7)

Yeah, the Texas supremacists should look at that little bit of history.
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Also by 1845 the antebellum balancing act of statehood permitted Texas to be admitted as a slave state. The Whigs only wanted ONE new slave state, which is why many of them didn't support the war.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:57 PM (W+kMI)

330 Loud thunderstorm outside. You'll never guess who, until recently, hated getting tummy rubs, has now decided that being held closely and snuggled "seems legit."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 01, 2023 11:57 PM (uA82K)

331 325 nice coastal islands that Canada didn't want.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:51 PM (W+kMI)

Sounds like something Canada might want to revisit.
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I'm not too worried about Trudeau the Younger leading an army to conquer and annex Juneau.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:59 PM (W+kMI)

332 322
Isn't Texas like 90% overbaked sagebrush and tumbleweeds, drowning in cow crap?
Posted by: tcn
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Big hats... you forgot the big hats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 11:54 PM (xFD/0)
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I do like the expression of 'all hat and no cattle'. Somehow reminds me of JR in Dallas.
(Yes I am 29, why do you ask?)

Posted by: Ciampino -- Rolling rolling rolling crap all day at March 01, 2023 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

333 An example might be if one golfer says to the other "If I birdie this hole, I'll win the match."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 01, 2023 11:54 PM (dHfNf)

Once I heard Brent Musberger say that the team that scores the most points wins the game.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 02, 2023 12:00 AM (7B5FA)

334 Lox and bagels for Space X …

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:02 AM (jonTH)

335 Loud thunderstorm outside. You'll never guess who, until recently, hated getting tummy rubs, has now decided that being held closely and snuggled "seems legit."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 01, 2023 11:57 PM (uA82K)

Dude...speaking for Junior...you gotta *earn* the tummy rubs.

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2023 12:02 AM (1Yy3c)

336 I find it hilarious that meese just walk by your window and look in for no reason. Just checkin' things out. Nothin' to see here. Just the pink ape woman starin' at the box.
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 11:53 PM (1Yy3c)

We have several generations of the old mama moose that lives in this neighborhood, and they come by once in a while to check on things. Mostly the girls, although come fall, the boys stop by, too. The snow is deep enough that they walk along the house where it isn't so deep, while passing on to the next yard. I'm sort of sideways to the front window, and every once in a while one of them suddenly appears and startles me in my peripheral vision, until I work it out.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 02, 2023 12:02 AM (LOVUx)

337 I'm not too worried about Trudeau the Younger leading an army to conquer and annex Juneau.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:59 PM (W+kMI)

As my father once said, waxing poetic, "Juneau is a rathole."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 02, 2023 12:04 AM (LOVUx)

338 Lox and bagels for Space X …
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:02 AM (jonTH)

I could go for a bagel right now.

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2023 12:04 AM (1Yy3c)

339 They're not like cows, walking on your front porch knocking things down?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 02, 2023 12:05 AM (jg5Rp)

340 The funny thing is that the tumbleweeds and sagebrush are probably only about 10% of the state, far west texas. As you've no doubt seen on various maps; Texas is 5 to 7 (depending on the source) extremely distinct regions crammed together in one state.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2023 12:06 AM (r46W7)

341 A perfect example of the sort of person who will need to fill landfills after the revolution. Her and the cartoon boobs deviant.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2023 11:01 PM (W+kMI)

Pretty sure the cartoon boobs guy is just mocking the "woke" movement. Alinsky's rules...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 12:06 AM (tkR6S)

342 Once I heard Brent Musberger say that the team that scores the most points wins the game.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 02, 2023 12:00 AM (7B5FA)

And I would definitely file that under "No shit, Sherlock".

If the statement were "If Alabama's offense can find a way to outscore this high-powered Florida team, the Gators could be in for a long afternoon", the color commentator might reply "Yeah, and they'll shit too, if they eat regular(ly)."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 02, 2023 12:07 AM (dHfNf)

343 Loud thunderstorm outside. You'll never guess who, until recently, hated getting tummy rubs, has now decided that being held closely and snuggled "seems legit."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Awww... he wubs you! He really wubs you!

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 12:07 AM (o0Fxd)

344 So just one song then?
Posted by: Doof

Don't conflate X into Y into Z into A into B into C into D with one song.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2023 12:08 AM (KAi1n)

345 Once I heard Brent Musberger say that the team that scores the most points wins the game.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 02, 2023 12:00 AM (7B5FA)

Americans alive today who could properly identify Brent Musberger.

I'm guessing its less than one in one hundred.

Posted by: JmT at March 02, 2023 12:08 AM (WU1pM)

346 I don't know about elsewhere, by here in East Tennessee the sky is pissing like a drunken mule in a Flomax factory.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 01, 2023 11:11 PM (dHfNf)

Same here in Apache Junction. Stiff wind from the southwest, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 12:09 AM (tkR6S)

347 Pink Ape Women used to tour with The Animals back in the day.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 02, 2023 12:10 AM (DhOHl)

348 Tune in to the next episode of "Southern Wisdom" when we explore the phrase "Thairs a lotta slip, between a cup and a lip."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 02, 2023 12:11 AM (dHfNf)

349 You are looking live...

Posted by: Brent Musberger at March 02, 2023 12:11 AM (DhOHl)

350 Rain....

youtu.be/FkLTwX0duY4

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 12:11 AM (o0Fxd)

351 Louisiana renegades - Zwolle, a town about 50 miles south of Shreveport, historically always considered a part of no man's land, a place anglos stayed away from. To this day its inhabited by the descendants of runaway slaves and local Indians who never submitted to white man's rule.l

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2023 12:13 AM (r46W7)

352 Americans alive today who could properly identify Brent Musberger.

Easy, peasey …

He had an idea for a fast food restaurant but it was stolen before he could sell franchises.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:13 AM (jonTH)

353 >>>crammed together in one state.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Crammed? Texas is bigger than Germany.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 02, 2023 12:15 AM (jg5Rp)

354 "Southern Wisdom"--

When I said a naughty word (sh!t) in front of my Southern grandmother...

"Oh, honey. I wouldn't have *that* in MY mouth!"

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 12:20 AM (o0Fxd)

355 Crammed? Texas is bigger than Germany.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 02, 2023 12:15 AM (jg5Rp)

Texas is so over-rated. Did Texas ever overrun Western Europe twice?

Posted by: JmT at March 02, 2023 12:23 AM (WU1pM)

356 9 minutes …

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:25 AM (jonTH)

357 I read about two hundred comments before deciding that I would never catch up tonight. Nice news from Jewells, she deserves it. My AOSHQ keychain is a prized possession,

{{Snail Racer}}, I probably missed you, but boy did WDS love you!!! Every phone call we always mentioned you. Thank you for going to say goodbye.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2023 12:25 AM (a4EWo)

358 Americans alive today who could properly identify Brent Musberger. I'm guessing its less than one in one hundred. Posted by: JmT at March 02, 2023 12:08 AM (WU1pM)

I'm 29 and I remember when he was the sports guy on the WBBM news team in the 70's. It was just like Anchorman.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 02, 2023 12:26 AM (7B5FA)

359 Did Texas ever overrun Western Europe twice?
Posted by: JmT

Overrun some armadillos, though …

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:26 AM (jonTH)

360 Louisiana renegades - Zwolle, a town about 50 miles south of Shreveport, historically always considered a part of no man's land, a place anglos stayed away from. To this day its inhabited by the descendants of runaway slaves and local Indians who never submitted to white man's rule.l Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2023 12:13 AM (r46W7)

Redbones.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 02, 2023 12:27 AM (7B5FA)

361

(to Braenyard)
noticed a few times, people had trouble
accessing, their browsers connecting.

Trying, deliver info, might be helpful:

Stargon browser,
never saw it offered here, in comments--
I switched-over + it is great, only knew
from online search, tried every one in
comparison. also Opera GX version browser.

Posted by: zigzag at March 02, 2023 12:28 AM (vfPez)

362 Two rednecks were driving down I-65 on their way to Biloxi in a 2005 Ford Mustang.

Shortly after crossing the Alabama state line, a state trooper clocks then going 90 mph, falls in behind them and lights them up.

"Boy, where you headed in such a hurry?" asks the officer.

The Tennessee redneck explains that they are headed to Biloxi to do some gambling and asks could the officer cut him some slack and let him off with a warning. The officer pauses, then rears back a jack slaps the driver, and says "There's your warning, sumbitch. Slow it down in Alabama."

The officer turns and walks back towards his crusader then pauses and walks back to the passenger side of the Mustang and motions for the window to be rolled down.

The red neck complies and the officer rears back and jack slaps the shit of him, too. The passenger is shocked "What was that for, I ain't drivin'?"

The trooper replies "That's for when you're 5 miles down the road and say 'I wish that sumbitch woulda tried to slap me like that.'"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 02, 2023 12:28 AM (dHfNf)

363 Cruiser*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 02, 2023 12:29 AM (dHfNf)

364 t-4 minutes

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 02, 2023 12:30 AM (7B5FA)

365 ..Texas is so over-rated. Did Texas ever overrun Western Europe twice? Posted by: JmT at March 02, 2023 12:23 AM (WU1pM)

So, perennial German aggression is your Gold Standard of what's "rated", or "over-rated?"

Fuckoff back to Stormfront, you pathetic fuck.

Texas women at the TxMoMeet would do-se-do and spin you around, and stomp your tiny dick right into the ground. And they might just skip the whole dance thing and commence right to the stompage, too.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 02, 2023 12:31 AM (e6UQI)

366
I remember Kevin Nealon's impression of Brent Musburger, too:

https://tinyurl.com/2ebcgqa9

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 02, 2023 12:31 AM (Mzdiz)

367

https://archive.ph/yu9kC

this is hard, Local story.
Accusations at basketball game.
I know, I have strategies for
every step, every location, and
places I won't go, or exit vehicle,
so much Confrontation in the air.
Not ever trying to inflame emotions.
It's rough + tough, not neediness--

and really affecting the younger generation.
Very sad for us, 60+ generation--

Posted by: zigzag at March 02, 2023 12:33 AM (vfPez)

368 Well, finally got the mess cleaned up at Dad's place, from when that tweaker got in...

Sheesh. Ransacked. Still not sure what all the fker stole, but mostly some of my tools. And maybe blankets & clothing...

"Homeless" (by choice, no doubt) and "disabled" (thankfully, which slowed him down) and stoned (found syringes.) Fker made a mess. Even had bought food, put in the fridge, he thought he would be staying a while! WRONG!!!!

LOL! Cops ran him off. I signed trespassing complaint. Trashed all his food and shit! Cut electricity to fridge and outside outlets (was charging electric wheelchair outside).

Shame on me for not taking better care to 'smash & grab'-proof the place earlier. Ugh! It's all good now, I think...

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 12:33 AM (o0Fxd)

369 Worst. Overnight Thread each.
I can't even...

Posted by: Steven Fletcher at March 02, 2023 12:36 AM (+eUEt)

370 JQ - take care.

What a mess.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:40 AM (jonTH)

371 We should all pitch in a penny to help Steven buy a Hot Air button for his computer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 12:41 AM (tkR6S)

372 1st stage entry burn

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:41 AM (jonTH)

373 Everybody's cold March 15, AOP my buy another heater if he doesn't find a suitable woodburner. Gonna' snow in the NE. 15" between now and then in DC. - comparing it to Florida's hurricane season.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 02, 2023 12:42 AM (jg5Rp)

374 @355 did Germany ever overrun Texas? No , no it didn't

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 02, 2023 12:43 AM (lReCd)

375 I've been reassessing our local bears since watching the 'Cocaine Bear' clips.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 11:55 PM (21vDQ)

That's that Hunter Biden biography?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 02, 2023 12:43 AM (cupoy)

376 Stage 1 landing.

Nominal orbit.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:44 AM (jonTH)

377 Everybody's cold March 15, AOP my buy another heater if he doesn't find a suitable woodburner. Gonna' snow in the NE. 15" between now and then in DC. - comparing it to Florida's hurricane season.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 02, 2023 12:42 AM (jg5Rp)

I am pretty cozy in the house right now, and the little fan heater is on "low". Thermometer in Suburban read 41 degrees coming back to house earlier this evening.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 12:45 AM (tkR6S)

378 Braenyard - thermal longhorns?

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:45 AM (jonTH)

379 Loud thunderstorm outside. You'll never guess who, until recently, hated getting tummy rubs, has now decided that being held closely and snuggled "seems legit."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Relationships with cats proceed at the cats' pace.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2023 12:46 AM (KAi1n)

380 First stage landing is so fucking cool.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2023 12:46 AM (ufFY8)

381 Shame on me for not taking better care to 'smash & grab'-proof the place earlier. Ugh! It's all good now, I think...

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 12:33 AM (o0Fxd)

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One word: ~~Plastics~~ Claymores.

When masks were mandatory for just about everything, I found one online and purchased it: it looked like a Claymore Mine, with the classic words "Front Toward Enemy."

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 12:46 AM (7QclL)

382 First stage landing is so fucking cool.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2023 12:46 AM (ufFY

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NASA could never do that since their primary mission now is Muslim Outreach.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 12:47 AM (7QclL)

383 Yeah, what a mess! Thanks to G_d that nothing was really damaged... Fker got in thru a window that didn't latch.

Damn. Never noticed it! Feel bad that I could've prevented the easy entry. Ugh!

Ah, well... if the fkers *really* want in, they WILL get in somehow.

I hate people

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 12:48 AM (o0Fxd)

384 Astronauts look a little like stormtroopers, in their white outfits.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2023 12:49 AM (ufFY8)

385 "So, whomever posted that thing about UFOs, I was freaking myself out over it when a moose walked by the window and looked in. Just about crapped my pants. "

If it's a hairless moose, you're in -big- trouble...

Posted by: formerly known as at March 02, 2023 12:50 AM (Bfe5+)

386 "Locks only keep honest people honest"

True.

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 12:51 AM (o0Fxd)

387 ..Astronauts look a little like stormtroopers, in their white outfits. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2023 12:49 AM (ufFY

No point in arming them then, is there?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 02, 2023 12:51 AM (e6UQI)

388
Miley tells a story from Sweden about a drunk moose. He got to eating a bunch of fermented apples and got wasted, and came up on the porch of a cabin made an ass of hisself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 02, 2023 12:52 AM (Mzdiz)

389 24 hour to chase ISS.

Godspeed.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:53 AM (jonTH)

390
Hah. According to the Daily Mail, King Chuckles served papers on Harry and Meghan to vacate the premises at Frogmore cottage.

He's letting Randy Andy move in.

Chuckles is settling all family business before his coronation, they say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 02, 2023 12:53 AM (Mzdiz)

391 Garland says the DOJ doesn't prosecute many Antifa attacks on pro-life pregnancy centers bc they happen at night
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/163101
Posted by: Ciampino -- Patient took suppository by mouth

Come on man, you can't really expect the DOJ to work at night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 01, 2023 10:58 PM (hOUT3)
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Working in the dark is rayciss, yo!

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 12:54 AM (7QclL)

392 One of the crew is a UAE guy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2023 12:55 AM (ufFY8)

393 "Locks only keep honest people honest"

But keys drive musicians crazy …

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 12:55 AM (jonTH)

394 If everybody in the US just gives me a dollar, that would help. Everybody can afford that. Heck, I'm cool with just half. Won't you please help?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 02, 2023 12:58 AM (AVI/t)

395 One of the crew is a UAE guy.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2023 12:55 AM (ufFY

Em r at the space station yet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 12:58 AM (tkR6S)

396 387 ..Astronauts look a little like stormtroopers, in their white outfits. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2023 12:49 AM (ufFY

No point in arming them then, is there?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 02, 2023 12:51 AM (e6UQI)

Nah Redshirts? Whose gonna keep that garbage scow a runnin?

Posted by: CMDR Mongomery Scott at March 02, 2023 01:02 AM (oHd/0)

397 If I were to wear a one of those dust masks that don't do fvckall for spread of viruses I'd definitely want one that is printed with my favorite Team logo. "This is bullshit" or "Thanks a Lot, Assholes", that kind of thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 02, 2023 01:02 AM (AVI/t)

398
I am pretty cozy in the house right now, and the little fan heater is on "low". Thermometer in Suburban read 41 degrees coming back to house earlier this evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Good plan.

;-)

Posted by: The Smoke Detector at March 02, 2023 01:02 AM (Khgxe)

399 Keys, LOL!

Dad had some rock-shaped key-hider thing out in the yard. Yeah, fker found it... But! House had been re-keyed a couple times since Dad passed. Hahaha, joke's on tweeker, key doesn't w*rk anymore! HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 01:03 AM (o0Fxd)

400 OK, who pissed off Mis Hum?

Posted by: CMDR Mongomery Scott at March 02, 2023 01:05 AM (oHd/0)

401 OK, who pissed off Mis Hum?
Posted by: CMDR Mongomery Scott
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Nobody has 'fessed up.

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 01:06 AM (o0Fxd)

402 Did Texas ever overrun Western Europe twice?
Posted by: JmT

Well... yes... sort of... there were a whole passel of Texans in the US Army in WW1 and WW2.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2023 01:08 AM (oHd/0)

403 Hey JQ, Sorry for all of your troubles. That dude sure fucked with the wrong person. I hope that aside from the difficulties you are well and fine.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2023 01:11 AM (a4EWo)

404 Well, I am going to go to bed. Maybe the deluge will stop overnight. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 01:11 AM (tkR6S)

405 Ahole didn't get into garage, thankfully. Not for lack of trying... door trim is all barked-up from sh!theels' gouging with a screwdriver.

I get the feeling this jerk will be back later. There was stuff 'ready for the next load' when cops called me...

Anyway, *precautions* and *preventive measures* have been taken in the meantime.

Fktard will need to "do better" if he wants in there again.

I hired private security for a while...

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 01:12 AM (o0Fxd)

406 Just watched the Space-X launch, which was spectacular. For a few minutes I was a kid again, watching an early Mercury launch with that suspense and uncertainty. Interesting how some things don't change.

Posted by: JTB at March 02, 2023 01:13 AM (7EjX1)

407 When I was a kid in the '70s, there was a guy around here who would still flinch and start to duck every time he heard a plane.

He was in WWII.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at March 01, 2023 10:46 PM (f1Vqw)

One of the VERY few times I ever heard my Dad cuss... was when we were walking through a Parking lot, and he noticed a Mitsubishi (they were just starting to be imported to the US, was 82 I think, I was home on leave)...

He said 'Fuck, last time I saw something from them it was flying at my ship'... yeah... did he convoy Duty in the Pacific at the end of WW2.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2023 01:13 AM (oHd/0)

408 Night, AOP.

I wish I had the cisterns ready for the back yard. I would have had gardening water for the next 6 months.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 01:13 AM (jonTH)

409 Hi, Debby! Hope you're well!

LOL, I'm fine... as well as could be, anyhow...

Talkin' w/my lawyer about some stuff now, about possible recourse.

Fktard tweeker better beware if he comes back!

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 01:15 AM (o0Fxd)

410 I hired private security for a while...
Posted by: JQ

Hope it gets nipped in the bud.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 01:18 AM (jonTH)

411 Adriane, you should have posted as Barney Fife.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2023 01:27 AM (a4EWo)

412 Biden personnel head under fire after questionable hires
https://mol.im/a/11810505

Posted by: The Dungbeetles - Rolling rolling rolling crap all day at March 02, 2023 01:30 AM (qfLjt)

413 Just gotta get on with liquidating Dad's estate.

It's been so difficult, especially since hubby's illness/disability. Ugh.

And there's no local help unless I hire it. Would be nice if older bro (in town) wasn't such a pr!ck...

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 01:32 AM (o0Fxd)

414 I am chillin' here tonight, I love Wednesdays, no obligations in the morning, I can sleep in although I am conditioned to wake up early. Forgoing the whiskey tonight and drinking a bit of white wine, racist I know! So I am listening to some music and just kind of dancing by myself for some exercise, anyway I just tried walking a straight line on the rug from medallion to medallion and failed miserably. Good thing I am not taking a sobriety test in my family room. Could be the rug, it was really cheap.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2023 01:35 AM (a4EWo)

415
Montage of Barney's "Nip in the bud!":

https://tinyurl.com/y9zbo2q3

In the last clip there, with Floyd and the others lined up, you'll see Don Knotts cover his face from the camera as Floyd shouts, "NIP IT!".

They took take after take and Don would crack up every time. So, they just had him cover his face to cover it up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 02, 2023 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)

416 Humans could have wings or tentacles 'in the next few decades'
https://is.gd/SXVOmV

Definitely not wings coming out of your back as per 'angels' and 'metal' artists.

Posted by: The Dungbeetles -- Rolling rolling rolling crap all day at March 02, 2023 01:36 AM (qfLjt)

417 Gotta drive a couple hours bright n early...

Possible snow along the way. Great.

G'night, all!

Have a lovely night/day!

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 01:39 AM (o0Fxd)

418 The ladies of the view said they called china lab leak racists because they are obsessed with trump. Then the right says see trump is living in the left's head rent free! Wrong! The ladies of the view are not leftists they are establishment moderate never trump republicans and liberal not left democrats. AOC hardly ever mentioned trump talking about local issues instead. It was corporate liberal crowley who had trump living in is head rent free! He ran against trump who wasn't on the ballot and lost to AOC who was! Trump is nothing to the left. I would have rather seen him win in 2020 so AOC would become president in 2024. In 2016 many sanders supporters voted for trump instead of clinton. I voted green party in 2016/2020.

Posted by: raimondo at March 02, 2023 01:41 AM (OqW9T)

419 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhxwU6YI82I

: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 02, 2023 01:43 AM (jonTH)

420 390 Hah. According to the Daily Mail, King Chuckles served papers on Harry and Meghan to vacate the premises at Frogmore cottage.

He's letting Randy Andy move in.

Chuckles is settling all family business before his coronation, they say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Mile
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Charles is doing pretty good, much better than expected. and tossing out Harry and Meghan then giving it to randy Andy was well played.
Good job, King Charles.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 02, 2023 01:47 AM (jg5Rp)

421 Boy is raimondo retarded....

Posted by: goozer at March 02, 2023 01:53 AM (Z54mr)

422 Charles is doing pretty good, much better than expected. and tossing out Harry and Meghan then giving it to randy Andy was well played.
Good job, King Charles.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 02, 2023 01:47 AM (jg5Rp)

That has to chap harry's ass. Oh well, marry a pos hollywood attention seeking gold digger... lose the castle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2023 01:55 AM (VwHCD)

423 Damn...been looking at some vintage Bridge City layout tools on ebay. You gotta be a true believer to spend $125 on a small square. Still, they are works of art.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2023 01:57 AM (VwHCD)

424 Robert, I just saw Signs with my folks last week!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Alien 1: we've identified another planet to invade!
Alien 2: Great, what's the composition?
Alien 1: it's 71% saline water plus a shit load in the atmosphere..
Alien 1: Wait, aren't we deathly allergic to that stuff?
Alien 2: lET"S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 01:59 AM (XF9Gj)

425 Charles is doing pretty good, much better than expected. and tossing out Harry and Meghan then giving it to randy Andy was well played.
Good job, King Charles.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 02, 2023 01:47 AM (jg5Rp)

This is only being done with the forbearance of the Hyperpower.
The Big Guy might have to up his cut.

Posted by: JmT at March 02, 2023 02:01 AM (WU1pM)

426 How is the furniture for the tools working out, Bers?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2023 02:01 AM (a4EWo)

427 I hate insomnia. Don't have it very often but it's miserable when I do.

Nothing works, not even C-Span.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 02, 2023 02:05 AM (KATBx)

428 Poor, poor prince 'arry! Thot 'e would 'ave it so easy

youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2023 02:06 AM (o0Fxd)

429 Pffft....Hell, I'm the asshole in MY stories. Good stories have to be something out of the ordinary, extremely bad judgement leads to seriously out of the ordinary experiences.
I have GREAT stories.

Posted by: birddog at March 02, 2023 02:07 AM (uAI4S)

430 IG glad to see you.

Posted by: JmT at March 02, 2023 02:08 AM (WU1pM)

431 IG, Just stick around and be with us for a while, it can be quite comforting and eventually lead to a most satisfying sleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2023 02:14 AM (a4EWo)

432 I hate insomnia. Don't have it very often but it's miserable when I do.

Nothing works, not even C-Span.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 02, 2023 02:05 AM (KATBx)

Financial videos on Youtube.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 02, 2023 02:16 AM (Mzdiz)

433 Rush sandwiched in between REO Speedwagon (opener) and headline act Blue Oyster Cult, February 27, 1977 Omni, Atlanta, GA

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at March 02, 2023 02:16 AM (y7zkd)

434 IG I was looking at some other forum and I saw a comment that made me say that sounds like IG. And lo and behold it was you.

I don't share your faith in our country. I think we are beyond the point of return.

Posted by: JmT at March 02, 2023 02:24 AM (WU1pM)

435 Waves to Miley. Liked the publius compendium of Barney Fife clips. I have been getting tons of seed catalogs, getting excited for spring. As you probably remember from growing up in Mass. March is coming in like a lion. I surely hope that it goes out like a lamb.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2023 02:25 AM (a4EWo)

436 Don't forget Baker Creek, Debby! rareseeds.com for high-class garden pr0n.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 02, 2023 02:27 AM (Mzdiz)

437 >> Thot 'e would 'ave it so easy

Thot is the operative word there for Prince Hapless.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 02, 2023 02:27 AM (Mzdiz)

438 421 Boy is raimondo retarded....
Posted by: goozer
---------------------------

I'm convinced it's a program that runs after midnight, EST.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2023 02:30 AM (ZQJvJ)

439 @ 434 My faith in this country is unshakeable.

I did some research through our history and discovered that we have met and prevailed over issues every bit as serious as the current mess. We have an unbroken record of success to date.

It is part of our heritage to continue the struggle of our predecessors to ensure that the Republic endures.

That struggle must NEVER be abandoned. I took an oath long ago (in company with countless others) to protect and defend and I mean to honor it whatever the cost.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 02, 2023 02:36 AM (KATBx)

440 438 I'm convinced it's a program that runs after midnight, EST.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2023 02:30 AM (ZQJvJ)

Heh. It's an AI trained on 7 years of Democratic Underground posts.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 02, 2023 02:38 AM (t4BDZ)

441 Nothing works, not even C-Span.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 02, 2023 02:05 AM (KATBx)

Try watching a snooker match. One that's a high best of, like 19. That's a couple of hours at least. Puts me right out.

Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2023 02:48 AM (emlEe)

442 Ah, Good night, Horde, the hour grows late, and you know, the thing.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2023 02:51 AM (a4EWo)

443 >>>Ah, Good night, Horde, the hour grows late, and you know, the thing.

The Thing in the Woods? Aye, lassie, I ken it weel.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 02, 2023 02:53 AM (Mzdiz)

444 Goodnight, Debby. Sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 02, 2023 02:54 AM (KATBx)

445 It must be 3am again

https://tinyurl.com/55xw89mm
A good 20 Tweets from Bad Blue

#19 Garland swears the Eff Bee Eye isn't targeting the Catholic church.
Wouldn't trust that bastard as far as I could throw him

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 03:06 AM (xhxe8)

446 #19 Garland swears the Eff Bee Eye isn't targeting the Catholic church.
Wouldn't trust that bastard as far as I could throw him

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 03:06 AM (xhxe

Wouldn't trust him any farther than I could throw a cheese cake underwater.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2023 03:15 AM (VwHCD)

447 Time for me. Not sleepy but gonna sign off.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 02, 2023 03:20 AM (KATBx)

448 Going to try a suduko

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 03:29 AM (xhxe8)

449 Pixy will be along shortly

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