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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (1/25/23) Rock The Cash Bar Edition
Quote I "[W]e need negotiations on specific issues that allow us to eliminate security risks, support stability and bring an end to Iran's interference in Arab affairs." Tariq Al-Homayed, Saudi journalist, former editor-in-chief of Asharq Al-Awsat
Quote II “So, let me get this straight. You live in your momma’s basement, but you got a Coach purse. Here’s what’s going to happen—you cannot avoid life, it’s coming for your butt. Momma can’t protect you.” Dave Ramsey
Quote III “Karine, since you don’t have any answer on the classified documents, you don’t seem a good fit for this job. We do not seem to have any answer from you.” Cameroonian journalist Simon Ateba
Uncle Tom accusations in 3.2.1......
Quote IV “You know, we make mistakes,”
Dennis ‘Denny’ Doyle, the former mayor of Beaverton, OR
Wow, simply wow.
Quote V “I told them that this morning. I said, ‘I want you guys to fail because I want to see what you’re made of if you fail and when you fail.'” Tom Brady
We need more parents with that attitude.
Quote VI "The most extreme liberal channels, even with tiny ratings, get fees from AT&T's DirecTV, but Newsmax and OAN need to be deplatformed," Christopher Ruddy, CEO of Newsmax
The nice thing about fossil fuels? For one thing we know how to harness them. Renewable energy? Not so much.
Wind Turbines Are Burning, Collapsing in Green Energy Setback No one's been killed or injured -- yet -- but a rash of wind turbine failures is jarring a key cornerstone of the green energy movement, according to a new Bloomberg report. The unwelcome trend of malfunctions -- which includes both breakdowns and total structural collapses -- is being witnessed in the United States and Europe alike. As this rare 2008 video of a collapse indicates, the phenomenon isn't brand new, but insiders say the frequency is spiking.
I really don't see the problem here. One soulless creature taking on another soulless creature.
A British man who planned to have a "robot lawyer" help a defendant fight a traffic ticket has dropped the effort after receiving threats of possible prosecution and jail time. Joshua Browder, the New York-based CEO of the startup DoNotPay, created a way for people contesting traffic tickets to use arguments in court generated by artificial intelligence. Here's how it was supposed to work: The person challenging a speeding ticket would wear smart glasses that both record court proceedings and dictate responses into the defendant's ear from a small speaker. The system was powered by a few leading AI text generators, including ChatGPT and DaVinci.
I guess that's one way to save a few bucks.
Woman went on six dates a week to save on food: ‘I didn’t buy groceries for two years’
Southwest Airlines received over $7 Billion from you and me, the taxpayer, during the Kung Flu pandemic. One would hope they spent some of it on running efficiently.
PROBE LAUNCHED Southwest Airlines investigated by feds with questions over ‘unfair & deceptive practice’ after holiday flight meltdown THE US Department of Transportation has announced a probe into Southwest Airlines Co’s scheduling following the holiday travel meltdown last month. The agency is looking into more flights being sold than the airline could realistically operate.
There’s a lot of money floating around, and stocks are not as secure as they once were. Commercial property isn’t so good in many parts of the world. Excepting Old Masters, even art is unpredictable. Crypto doesn’t look so smart now,” says Steven Smith. “If you want to know where those in the know are investing their money these days, it’s in violins.” If that notion has thrown you, Smith can explain. He’s the managing director of J & A Beares, the violin dealer founded in London 130 years ago this year. Beares has recently completed an exhaustive study of Stradivari instrument sales from the early 1800s to the 1970s — even acquiring historic dealers W.E. Hill & Sons in order to access their records to do so. The result is the first index of Stradivari prices, one backed by KPMG at that. The result? The provable data shows that prices just keep climbing. And climbing.
Good on them. They sailed into the sunset.
My wife and I quit our jobs to sail the Caribbean There's another universe not far from land. It is devoid of buildings, trees, cars, cellphones and the internet. Seemingly limitless water extends uninterrupted in all directions. You don't have to travel a great distance to discover this other cosmos. At 10 miles offshore, you're already there. At 100 miles, on a course away from shipping lanes (about a full day's sail in a small boat), the effect is complete: Civilization recedes, along with any sign of humanity. It's the closest most of us will ever come to the isolation of outer space. And it is why I'm really into sailing.
I've always thought Jeremy Clarkson was a top notch guy. My opinion has not changed one iota. We need more people like him in show biz stepping up.
Jeremy Clarkson of "Top Gear" fame faces further risk of cancellation over a December column in which he ridiculed former actress Meghan Markle. It appears he has decided to go out swinging, although his target is of much greater significance this time around. The 62-year-old Briton penned an opinion piece over the weekend in the Sunday Times concerning his son's recent claim "there's a war going on." The war his son was referencing was not that waged by Russia against Ukraine but the one allegedly afoot in the United Kingdom — in fields and streets, hills and landing grounds previously thought unconquered. The apparent enemy: the radical left, keen to "unstitch and burn the fabric of Britain."
The family of a Jewish couple who had their art work stolen sues the museum where that piece is currently displayed.
The heirs of a Jewish couple that fled Nazi Germany filed a lawsuit on Friday against the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum in New York City and are demanding restitution for a Pablo Picasso painting they claim their ancestor once owned that is now on display at the museum. German Jewish businessman Karl Adler was chairman of the board of directors at Adler & Oppenheimer A.G., one of Europe’s leading leather manufacturers, and had led a “prosperous life” in Germany before World War II, according to the family’s Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit. They claim that Adler and his wife Rosi purchased Picasso’s 1904 oil on canvas painting called Woman Ironing (La repasseuse) in 1916 from Heinrich Thannhauser, a Jewish gallery owner in Munich.
Unleash the Herpes! On carp that is. It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature, is it?
With widespread La Niña flooding in the Murray-Darling Basin, common carp (Cyprinus carpio) populations are having a boom year. Videos of writhing masses of both adult and young fish illustrate that all is not well in our rivers. Carp now account for up to 90% of live fish mass in some rivers. Concerned communities are wondering whether it is, at last, time for Australia to unleash the carp herpes virus to control populations – but the conversation among scientists, conservationists, communities and government bodies is only just beginning.
A Florida couple was indicted on charges related to the vandalism of pro-life centers with pro-abortion messages after the Supreme Court issued its Dobbs decision ending federal abortion rights. Pro-life centers across the country became targets of vandalism and other political threats by those angry that abortion rights were curtailed after Roe v. Wade was overturned.What are the odds that their charges will not be pled down to something very basic and little to no jail time?
If you are thinking I needlessly insert filler material into The ONT. You are wrong. Wrong I say.
Meet people who risked it all to get eyeballs inked – like mum who's going blind
From a mum who refused to listen to her daughter's concerns before a tattoo damaged her sight to a woman who sued an ink studio after going blind – meet the people who had their eyeballs dyed
Celebrity tattoo news.
Pete Davidson removes tattoos dedicated to Kim Kardashian 5 months after split
On this day: 25 Jan 1938
Etta James, singer, who had 9 US Top 40 hits during the 60s including the 1996 UK No.5 single 'I Just Want To Make Love To You'. James died on January 20, 2012.
via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 25 Jan 2011
A former Miss Canada finalist became the first person in the world to graduate with a Masters degree in The Beatles. Canadian singer Mary-Lu Zahalan-Kennedy, 53, was one of the first students to sign up for the course on the Fab Four when it launched at Liverpool Hope University in March 2009. The ground-breaking course looked at the studio sound and composition of The Beatles and how Liverpool helped to shape their music as well as examining the significance of the music of The Beatles and their impact on Western culture. via thisdayinmusic.com
Drunk on a bus. No problem. Drunk on a bus and taking the wheel. Genius Award Winner.
'Drunk passenger' steals bus forcing those on board to flee
"When people say 'when you've had a drink, take the bus', it isn't meant to be taken literally." A drunk passenger stole a bus and drove it through a town leaving a "trail of devastation" in his wake, it is alleged.
I like stories with happy endings where the hero walks off into the sunset with his gal by his side. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Authorities say the woman had just finished her shift at George’s Tavern and was walking to her vehicle behind the bar when a man burst out of a Port-a-Potty and began attacking her. “A man had been waiting in the outhouse for a few hours and come around and had grabbed her and had her on the ground, choking her and beating her in the head, said George’s Tavern customer Al Moon. The father of the victim said his daughter suffered mild injuries to her head after the suspect attacked her. He said she is a bartender at George’s Tavern and had just finished her shift. He asked her boyfriend to come by at the end of the night to make sure she got home safely. According to police, when the boyfriend saw what was happening, he removed his gun from his waist and shot the man. “Thank God her boyfriend is a special ops guy and come out and saved her life,” Moon said.
Kindness to strangers. Tiny Alabama Town Shocked to Learn Farmer had Secretly Paid People’s Pharmacy Bills for a Decade
Upon the occasion of the funeral for one Hody Childress from Geraldine, Alabama, it was revealed that for a decade this quiet and humble gentleman was a sort of guardian angel for the town’s poor and sick. A farmer and U.S. Air Force veteran, Childress began his covert charity campaign when he visited the local Geraldine drugstore and learned that all too many of the town’s 900 residents couldn’t afford to pay for their prescriptions.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Stress Diet.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2023 09:59 PM (yeVw6)
Posted by: Ciampino - we are doing puns tonight at January 25, 2023 09:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
If there is no "Why?", then there is no limit to "Why not?".
_Bitter Clinger
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 10:00 PM (+wfSw)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2023 10:00 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Judas Fricking Priest! When was life fair?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:00 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
That escalated quickly.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2023 10:00 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Theodore at January 25, 2023 10:01 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Sandy at January 25, 2023 10:01 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2023 10:01 PM (XF9Gj)
Woman went on six dates a week to save on food: ‘I didn’t buy groceries for two years’
I've seen a bunch of posts by single women complaining men don't want to take them to expensive restaurants. I wonder why?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2023 10:01 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 10:02 PM (+wfSw)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 10:03 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Holy Crap at January 25, 2023 10:03 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 10:02 PM (+wfSw)
Flattery will get you place.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 10:04 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2023 10:05 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra/i]
So you're saying even an MHONT is not a "safe" place?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
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Collapsing? You mean they're not sustainable?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 10:06 PM (FVME7)
Yeah, the quotes - not a big Ramsey fan, but yeah. That.
Back to content.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 25, 2023 10:07 PM (F2Bjy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2023 10:07 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra/i]
So you're saying even an MHONT is not a "safe" place?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
If you had any pride you would not be triggered
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I'll just stick with my rose-colored glasses, thanks.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (Xrfse)
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Collapsing? You mean they're not sustainable?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation
Remember Hrothgar's Law:
"All the easy graft is up front!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
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Collapsing? You mean they're not sustainable?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 10:06 PM (FVME7)
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You can only chop up so many rare birds before the pitiless mistress of entropy steps in to collect her toll.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (Qzn2/)
Because a normal tattoo doesn't make you look enough like a barbarian any more?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (xhaym)
I've watched Simon Ateba and he has been on TuCa. The guy knows how to deal with 3rd world despots.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 10:09 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Let's not and say we did.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 10:10 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2023 10:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Well, just for that, I shannot view another MHONT until Saturday night!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Love-love-love that sunset photo up top. Sunsets out west really do get brighter and more colorful as the sunset progresses.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 25, 2023 10:10 PM (hPMYc)
Oh, we've already established what you are Honey. We are just dickering over the price.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2023 10:11 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (nxdel)
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I read a story once about a society of assassins that used a magical ink to tattoo themselves into invisibility. The guild masters tattooed their eyeballs with the same magical ink to obtain total invisibility. Of course, the ink also drove them insane...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2023 10:11 PM (BpYfr)
One... the isolation of being on your own boat is appealing.
Two... the isolation of being on your own boat is bankruptcy.
Those may, or may not be exclusive.
Plus... the stress diet is LOL
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2023 10:12 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
So, it's done to set up an incompetent-counsel appeal?
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2023 10:12 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 10:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (Xrfse)
But you trust him on Crypto, right?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2023 10:12 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2023 10:12 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Well, just for that, I shannot view another MHONT until Saturday night!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
That is true. But, it will give you time to perfect your delicious pork chop recipe subbing crickets.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2023 10:11 PM (BpYfr)
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Sort of like ship camouflage, probably.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2023 10:13 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2023 10:12 PM (UUBmN)
I'm counting calories, does it work?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2023 10:13 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I'll just stick with my rose-colored glasses, thanks.
I prefer to go multisensory.
*gives stinkeye*
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 10:13 PM (eOEVl)
The Miss Gay America Pageant, which I'm sure we all knew was a thing, may have to leave Arkansas because of legislation to classify drag shows as adult entertainment.
https://tinyurl.com/yfzpeh9p
Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 10:13 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2023 10:13 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Midnight Renewables at January 25, 2023 10:15 PM (P1f+c)
It’s both physically disgusting and just plain stupid.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2023 10:15 PM (atmen)
Got a bow? A gal can get creative....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 25, 2023 10:15 PM (F2Bjy)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 25, 2023 10:15 PM (dQfJF)
Almost looks real.
Howdy and good evening to all the Morons at see.
Now to peruse the content.
💻
Posted by: mindful webworker - na na na na - na na na na at January 25, 2023 10:15 PM (K7/OQ)
Posted by: huerfano at January 25, 2023 10:16 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2023 10:16 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2023 10:16 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Miklos, and it is Beautiful at January 25, 2023 10:16 PM (DcGz9)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 25, 2023 10:17 PM (hPMYc)
I'm glad that stress diet did not include okra. There!
Posted by: Ciampino - the stress is in getting out of the recliner at January 25, 2023 10:18 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2023 10:18 PM (CBgdE)
At the top, whip out flag of Kansas and hum the national Geographic theme. Ahhh. Stress all gone.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 25, 2023 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
You mean like the deals Oregon mayors get for child porn?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2023 10:18 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Mark in SC at January 25, 2023 10:19 PM (ue/3w)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 25, 2023 10:19 PM (wc5wA)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2023 10:16 PM (UUBmN)
I looked at it and gained 7
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 25, 2023 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mark in SC
Asshoe's gotta asshoe.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2023 10:20 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 25, 2023 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (nxdel)
So they could keep their rose color view of the world? (before it all faded to grey and then black)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 25, 2023 10:20 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 25, 2023 10:19 PM (wc5wA)
Oh boy, that would pair well with crickets and Chicago River wine
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Why are you and your son on a Squash court, with a basketball?
And it's small basketball as well.
Just curious...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 25, 2023 10:20 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 25, 2023 10:20 PM (76Foq)
Posted by: Mark
fucking cocksucker
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 25, 2023 10:20 PM (NI9s4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 25, 2023 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 25, 2023 10:21 PM (SYTee)
From a mum who refused to listen to her daughter's concerns before a tattoo damaged her sight to a woman who sued an ink studio after going blind
The lady who wants to sue tattoo studio should have to go before Judge Judy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2023 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2023 10:21 PM (Bd6X8)
Woman went on six dates a week to save on food: ‘I didn’t buy groceries for two years’
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
* clicks through to article *
"known on TikTok as @YourRichBff"
At least four lies in one nickname. I wonder what else she fakes?
Posted by: mikeski really doesn't at January 25, 2023 10:22 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Mark
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At least Rockefeller gave out dimes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2023 10:22 PM (Qzn2/)
https://www.projectcbd.org/science/
mitochondria-mysteries
Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2023 10:22 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mark in SC at January 25, 2023 10:19 PM (ue/3w)
Did he ever caddie for the Dalai Lama?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2023 10:23 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 25, 2023 10:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Mark in SC at January 25, 2023 10:19 PM (ue/3w)
Does not surprise me in the least...
cheap fuq
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 25, 2023 10:23 PM (CCSxw)
Before the Stress Diet, lin-duh was a svelte 5 ft. 7 in.
*runs serpentine!* /futile, if spawn of lin-duh is chootin' at me!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 25, 2023 10:23 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Judge Judy: "Obviously, you couldn't see your way clear to take responsibility for your own . . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2023 10:23 PM (qoGsy)
I'm guessing it's not because she was on an all-spunk diet...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 25, 2023 10:24 PM (NI9s4)
Posted by: Ciampino - She had a ticket to ride to school everyday at January 25, 2023 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Emmie at January 25, 2023 10:25 PM (Emce2)
https://tinyurl.com/pwucnyvr
Speaking of eyeballs...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 25, 2023 10:25 PM (F2Bjy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ciampino - She had a ticket to ride to school everyday at January 25, 2023 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
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Worse than that, she minored in REO Speedwagon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2023 10:26 PM (Qzn2/)
Simultaneous prostitution and theft.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 10:26 PM (+wfSw)
From her best friend, who had to break in to the testing facility. She came in through the bathroom window.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 10:26 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Reporting like this is proof: there is too much violins in the media.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2023 10:26 PM (P1f+c)
You mean like the deals Oregon mayors get for child porn?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2023 10:18 PM (0Htd1)
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That so-called sentence was a sickening display of "justice" wasn't it? Doyle should have been strung up by his balls on a lamp post near the city hall, and his rotting carcass left for three days as an example to others.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 25, 2023 10:26 PM (hPMYc)
https://www.projectcbd.org/science/
mitochondria-mysteries
Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2023 10:22 PM (KAi1n)
So as long as I wash these Oreos down with a carton of whole milk, I'm good to go? Cool!
Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 10:27 PM (tp+tP)
LOL I was in tournament once and a friend of my brother got a hole in one.
Cost him over $500.
In Japan, I understand, you are supposed to buy dinner for everyone. In Japan you can buy hole-in-one insurance.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 10:28 PM (TXFi7)
I was wondering what happened to Boulder t'Hobo...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 25, 2023 10:28 PM (ZSK0i)
Because a normal tattoo doesn't make you look enough like a barbarian any more?
Posted by: 18-1
Apparently there are people who get their tongues split.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2023 10:28 PM (0Htd1)
https://tinyurl.com/2wdfbzj6
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that they're altering the catechism to fit the new religion, as my local church (I live three doors away, but I've spent more time away then there over the last decade) is now on its fourth shitty progressive pastor in a row, and they continue to be mystified about the empty pews.
The synod president has acknowledged the product is his responsibility and now he'll look into it, but honestly everyone involved in the project must have known what was going on and unless every last one is excommunicated, I don't see how LCMS can ever be credible again.
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2023 10:28 PM (kOpft)
I pointed out there were other people waiting and his response was; "fuck them."
My response: "well... what if they say 'fuck you?'"
Applause all round... stupid dick. Tried to get handsy and the staff bum rushed his ass out to the parking lot. I think he might have lost a couple teeth. Obviously a staffer....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2023 10:29 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (nxdel)
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You can play drums on your eyeballs?
Posted by: Ciampino -- She had a ticket to ride to school everyday at January 25, 2023 10:30 PM (qfLjt)
LOL I was in tournament once and a friend of my brother got a hole in one.
Cost him over $500.
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Pfft. That's nothing.
Posted by: Kim Jong Il at January 25, 2023 10:31 PM (Qzn2/)
But I can see the appeal of living in the Caribean and being able to sail away from storms...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2023 10:31 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2023 10:28 PM (kOpft)
I now earnestly desire for all existing "churches" and denominations to die. Something new and much more Godly will arise from the ashes they leave behind.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2023 10:33 PM (r46W7)
Nope, that's not what happened.
"Unable to work, on the run, and not knowing what the future would hold for them, the Adlers had to liquidate what they could to quickly raise as much cash as possible," court papers said. "Thus, within a few short months of their escape from Germany, in October 1938, Adler was forced to sell the [Picasso] painting for well below its actual value. Adler would not have disposed of the painting at the time and price that he did, but for the Nazi persecution to which he and his family had been, and would continue to be, subjected."
The painting was sold by the family. True, they were in a horrible position, caused by the monsters calling themselves Nazis.
But, the painting was not stolen.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2023 10:33 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Mark in SC
He's too busy fighting global warming to be concerned with little things like tipping the help.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2023 10:34 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
How high can you count?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 25, 2023 10:35 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 25, 2023 10:35 PM (76Foq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2023 10:35 PM (r46W7)
For those of you who streamed Gutfeld! (or Faux News) n your 'puters, be it known that USTVGO is gone forever...
I'm trying this link now:
https://123tv.live/watch/fox-news-hd/
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2023 10:36 PM (ZAJja)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:36 PM (hOUT3)
Methos, I'm really surprised at that. I thought LCMS was very conservative.
Posted by: Moki at January 25, 2023 10:37 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 25, 2023 10:38 PM (F2Bjy)
Would probably have been cheaper to enlist in the military and have the "poor pitiful me" flushed down the crapper.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 25, 2023 10:38 PM (LOVUx)
well, with such a degree you could be a meter maid, a paperback writer, a taxman...
Posted by: DB at January 25, 2023 10:38 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Moki
The rot is slow, but it is seemingly everywhere and it is pervasive!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2023 10:39 PM (gv7Yb)
https://youtu.be/KoBAD-TRxYA
And I'm now concerned about Kobad tracking me.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2023 10:39 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
How high can you count?
Posted by: tcn
8 bit numbers, yo!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 25, 2023 10:39 PM (Kj/TP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2023 10:39 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: 18-1
How does a sailor deal with potential piracy in the Caribbean, for example? Have a weapon aboard doesn't seem to quite cover it.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2023 10:40 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: lowandslow
mayo, miracle whip or mustard?
Posted by: DB at January 25, 2023 10:40 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 10:40 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:36 PM (hOUT3)
How about just one?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 25, 2023 10:41 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Reporting like this is proof: there is too much violins in the media.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2023 10:26 PM (P1f+c)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:41 PM (aA3+G)
And I have the perfect meme for this https://___flip.com/i/78t2i1
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2023 10:41 PM (lc5cP)
I seem to remember a story earlier this year about some other woman dating for dinners too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2023 10:41 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2023 10:41 PM (ZAJja)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
How high can you count?
Posted by: tcn
Thats why I have an app.
My 10 fingers are no match as to what I can chow down.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 25, 2023 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Apparently there are people who get their tongues split.
And I have the perfect meme for this https://___flip.com/i/78t2i1
PS: Stupid Minx.cc
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2023 10:42 PM (lc5cP)
Jeffrey Edward Epstein...hung himself.
81 million Americans voted for Joe Biden.
Russia will never use a nuclear option in the war with Ukraine.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 25, 2023 10:42 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2023 10:43 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2023 10:43 PM (oHd/0)
From her best friend, who had to break in to the testing facility. She came in through the bathroom window.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 10:26 PM (eOEVl)
----
Was the friend's name Rita?
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not 64 at January 25, 2023 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Floridachick at January 25, 2023 10:43 PM (VNhP2)
Posted by: DB at January 25, 2023 10:44 PM (geLO8)
There's a cat in my sink.
I can't even....
OK, but is it your cat?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2023 10:44 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 25, 2023 10:44 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: lowandslow
Meatloaf sandwiches with mustard are the bomb.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2023 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2023 10:43 PM
The first one worked for me -- after I'd inserted the Forbidden Characters in the link!
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2023 10:45 PM (ZAJja)
Posted by: Ramsey can stick his broad brush up his ass once he pulls his head out at January 25, 2023 10:45 PM (s2na+)
Posted by: Mark in SC
He's too busy fighting global warming to be concerned with little things like tipping the help.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2023 10:34 PM (0Htd1)
And on his deathbed, his Caddy will receive one moment, of total Blue Screen of Death.... so he's got that going for him...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2023 10:45 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: DB at January 25, 2023 10:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2023 10:39 PM (gv7Yb)
Gateway drugs
Posted by: Moki at January 25, 2023 10:46 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: free tibet at January 25, 2023 10:46 PM (iNp3L)
You got to lose to know how to win
--Aerosmith, Dream On
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2023 10:46 PM (gv7Yb)
Methos, I'm really surprised at that. I thought LCMS was very conservative.
Posted by: Moki at January 25, 2023 10:37 PM (JrN/x)
Based on the speed with which their leaders rescinded this catechism, it's possible they genuinely didn't know what was being put together. If so, good marks for being responsive, I guess, but guys: always, ALWAYS know who it is you're letting into your organization.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 10:47 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at January 25, 2023 10:47 PM (KLHM3)
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 10:48 PM (JtCHm)
Posted by: DB at January 25, 2023 10:40 PM (geLO
Ketchup, I'm not a weirdo.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 25, 2023 10:48 PM (76Foq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2023 10:43 PM (oHd/0)
My guess is this was a church cookbook, Baptist, likely. Alcohol is implied, hon. We don't talk it about out loud or greet each other at the liquor store.
Posted by: Moki at January 25, 2023 10:48 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Miklos is a Duke's man at January 25, 2023 10:49 PM (FsKtn)
Posted by: DB at January 25, 2023 10:46 PM (geLO
There's a new biography of him out, "The King," which I recommend. Charles comes off very badly as far as his behavior towards Diana is concerned; it wasn't just the affair with Camilla, it was his general coldness towards her and his total lack of interest in trying to make the marriage work.
Though I will say, it sounds like Diana wasn't much of a prize either.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 10:50 PM (tp+tP)
Wow.... what timing!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2023 10:50 PM (oHd/0)
We need more parents with that attitude.
Yes, but they need to give the kid the encouragement and the tools to keep trying, not scream and beat and berate every last drop of resilience out of him because he didn't get it perfectly right the first time, and impress upon the kid that he IS a failure and an embarrassment.
Posted by: Trial and error should be an ongoing process, not a one-time proposition at January 25, 2023 10:50 PM (s2na+)
Posted by: Miklosian Dietetics at January 25, 2023 10:50 PM (DcGz9)
Posted by: Moki at January 25, 2023 10:48 PM (JrN/x)
I thought that was you...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai Zettayevich Zettayov at January 25, 2023 10:51 PM (ZAJja)
Based on the speed with which their leaders rescinded this catechism, it's possible they genuinely didn't know what was being put together. If so, good marks for being responsive, I guess, but guys: always, ALWAYS know who it is you're letting into your organization.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 10:47 PM (tp+tP)
Amen to that!
Posted by: Moki at January 25, 2023 10:51 PM (JrN/x)
Methos, I'm really surprised at that. I thought LCMS was very conservative.
Posted by: Moki
They transformed into ELCA 2.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2023 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
I thought that was you...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
SHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Moki at January 25, 2023 10:51 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Floridachick at January 25, 2023 10:43 PM (VNhP2)
===
Yes, thanks Miss Humanitarian.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 10:53 PM (EZebt)
Wow.... what timing!
Posted by: Romeo13
All congressional members stock trades should be made public a week before execution but be irrevocably funded when announced!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 25, 2023 10:54 PM (hOUT3)
They are citizens, they should not be exempt from the insider trading laws we are held to.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2023 10:55 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I should be irrevocably funded.
Posted by: "Miklos' Law" (for the Children) at January 25, 2023 10:55 PM (DcGz9)
Execution of the trade or the congresscritter?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2023 10:56 PM (Bd6X8)
But I can see the appeal of living in the Caribean and being able to sail away from storms...
Posted by: 18-1
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Come burning times put out to sea and watch the fires from the deck of your boat while sipping a gin and tonic.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 10:56 PM (+wfSw)
osted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 10:56 PM (+wfSw)
Acceptable.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2023 10:58 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 10:58 PM (+wfSw)
I think Sparkle Markle has just about destroyed the RF. Their fear of being called racist about anything has made it easy for her to do. Plus Charles is a POS. I read somewhere that he is a secret convert to Islam. Big if true.
Posted by: Jmel at January 25, 2023 10:59 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 25, 2023 10:59 PM (KFhLj)
"Project Veritas goes undercover and finds another top-level Pfizer Research and Development executive admitting the company is mutating COVID viruses to create vaccines. Instead of calling it “gain of function” research, which is illegal, they are calling it “directed evolution.” This is very disturbing."
https://tinyurl.com/33m2ubtk
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 10:59 PM (JtCHm)
Posted by: Braenyard
Aye, Maties, next we burn the boat of them smug gin-sippers
Posted by: Miklos would be a decently adequate Pirate at January 25, 2023 10:59 PM (FsKtn)
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2023 10:59 PM (YNbuy)
Posted by: Dr. T
well, Season 5 shows her as kind of flighty, and somewhat naive (as when she gets snookered by Martin Bashir), but leaning to slightly sympathetic portrayal
Charles strikes me as an insufferable prick- even his mom thinks so, at times
Posted by: DB at January 25, 2023 10:59 PM (geLO8)
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They used to be. They used to care a great deal about doctrine based clearly on Scripture, and when I was growing up, still bragged about the fact that when all the mainline denominations went through their splits, we were the one that kicked the liberals out, rather than leaving to form a new thing.
But four bad pastors in a row. I mean, you'd get the typical GOP argument that we shouldn't fight with people when we agree 95% of the time, but the 5% where they wanted to "modernize" was always the thing they were super passionate about. And people always thought I was overreacting when I walked out, and then a year or two later each of those (3, anyway the 4th is still 'new') had been shown the door, and the congregation had shrunk. One of them (who I'm sure is a real, non-rhetorical communist) got promoted out, and I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he had a hand in this debacle.
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2023 10:59 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~
Wait, before the trades are executed, or before the congressional members are executed? Because I'm thinking it should be the congress persons who get executed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2023 11:01 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Ramsey can stick his broad brush up his ass once he pulls his head out at January 25, 2023 10:45 PM (s2na+)
You aren't going to clean your room, either, are you?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2023 11:02 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 11:02 PM (+wfSw)
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2023 11:02 PM (YNbuy)
Posted by: Zettai
Whos makes the Snowstorm? If you sock with Birkenstocks, I'm guessing Subaru.
Posted by: Miklos Hazards Guess at January 25, 2023 11:03 PM (FsKtn)
Posted by: SMH
Weaponizing a virus is weaponizing a virus.
Bring on the tribunals. ZOD presiding, with any luck.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2023 11:04 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Miklos, mature behind his years at January 25, 2023 11:04 PM (FsKtn)
Posted by: Miklos
===========
You should know that I have steel balast.
Come and take it.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 11:04 PM (+wfSw)
He is, in the best sense, an American. Thanks, MH, for taking note of this good man.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 25, 2023 11:05 PM (KATBx)
Interestingly, being a Catholic disqualifies you for the British throne, but being one of the paynim apparently does not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 11:05 PM (bW8dp)
__
I'll continue to put my faith in the Lord, thanks.
Niters, y'all.
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 11:05 PM (JtCHm)
Posted by: No Holes Barred at January 25, 2023 11:06 PM (8ocB+)
Wow.... what timing!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2023 10:50 PM (oHd/0)
She's nearly as investment-savvy as Hillary Clinton.
Didn't they own a whole bunch of Starkist stock at the time that American Samoa was excluded from minimum wage laws, where, just by coincidence, Starkist has a major cannery?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 11:08 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2023 11:04 PM (P1f+c)
Before the congressmen are executed, they will be traded to the labs. Research will occur. Then they will mate with Kyrsten Sinema. And then they will dig in the Dignity Canal.
And gruel. And a final, non-conjugal visit with spouses and heirs.
And then, cigarette, blindfold, and poorly-fitted Adibas tracksuit.
(bang)
Repeat.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2023 11:10 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Pretty fishy
Posted by: Charlie, yet unrequited at January 25, 2023 11:10 PM (DcGz9)
Nope, I was wrong there. You still have to be a member of the Church of England to be monarch, though your spouse is now allowed to be a Catholic, or a Muslim, or a Hindu.
Your spouse is also now allowed to be the same sex.
Eh... not like there weren't gay-as-a-treeful-of-monkeys royals before.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 11:10 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2023 11:11 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 11:11 PM (+wfSw)
Eh... not like there weren't gay-as-a-treeful-of-monkeys royals before.
Does make producing an heir a bit more challenging, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2023 11:11 PM (Bd6X8)
Why waste perfectly good and fashionable Adibas ?
Posted by: Miklos, Authorized Five Star Adibas Resellr at January 25, 2023 11:11 PM (DcGz9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 11:11 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2023 11:13 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at January 25, 2023 11:14 PM (BjGT6)
Is good, Adibas. (Strips congressman, inserts brick in the anus part. Dresses in FILA knockoff)
Shoot for center mass.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2023 11:17 PM (Q/6pY)
The idea of keeping some things private and, if you can't do that, having a sense of shame is mort, isn't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2023 11:17 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2023 11:11 PM (Bd6X
Eh... no biggie. There are lots of those inbred waterheads running around, and it's not like they have any real power nowadays.
According to Wikipedia, there were over 5,000 living descendants of the Electress Sophia of Hanover in 2011. Some of them will be ineligible for being Catholics, but that still leaves plenty to choose from.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 11:17 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2023 11:17 PM (qoGsy)
Sure appears that way, TP.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2023 11:18 PM (Angsy)
So, what's your course?
My boys and I will board you and shoot you in the head, gang rape your wife until she gets boring and toss her overboard, and sell your boat.
Tell me again how your stainless Mossberg will stop 10 of us, LOL.
Posted by: Caribbean Pirates at January 25, 2023 11:21 PM (0ZYe2)
Posted by: Is Nothing Sacred at January 25, 2023 11:22 PM (8ocB+)
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2023 11:24 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Caribbean Pirates
Ah, the 590 Mariner model. The Marinecote finish should serve it well as it sits at the bottom after my tragic canoe accident.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2023 11:24 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2023 11:25 PM (boWTV)
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And you guys seemed so fun-loving in the films.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2023 11:26 PM (Qzn2/)
No matter what you have to control the intake.
You literally can't exercise it away. You won't live long enough.
Reduce the intake.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 25, 2023 11:28 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Miklos, Friend of Of Noble Boris People at January 25, 2023 11:32 PM (JZ+h1)
Fauci essentially defended all this in his Congressional testimony, saying they needed to be able to avert the next pandemic. Gates has said similar things.
But you had to read between the lines a bit with Gates and Fauci. In the Veritas video, it's all laid out clearly.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 25, 2023 11:33 PM (KRe1G)
Posted by: Zettai
Since it's just us, what are you wearing?
Posted by: Kat, oh yesss at January 25, 2023 11:33 PM (FsKtn)
Late last night's ONT, I was talking about the antics of my 95 yr old father, and the insane stunts he pulls. Well, last night, probably while I was talking about him, he pulled another lulu.
My mother gets up this morning, turns on the TV, and nothing will work. Can't get anything to come on.
Near as I can figure, some time late, the idiotic TV decides it needs to check for a firmware update, and turns on. That apparently got my father's attention, and it was a light he didn't want on (he wants it pitch dark, can't stand any light).
He of course can't turn it off, doesn't understand the remotes. So, what does he do? He starts yanking cables out of the back. He yanked about every cable loose, save for the actual power cord, the one cable that would've killed it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2023 11:33 PM (Mzdiz)
Yes, the viruses are being tailor made.
Think twice before you give up your DNA to 23 and Me or Ancestry, or anyone else who wants.
The next virus is custom made just for you.
These people are demons.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 25, 2023 11:35 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 11:35 PM (+wfSw)
Posted by: Kat, oh yesss at January 25, 2023 11:33 PM
A pith helmet, a fly-fishing shirt, and Crocs...
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2023 11:36 PM (boWTV)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2023 11:17 PM (qoGsy)
Sure appears that way, TP.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I have about 240 rolls of TP in the garage, and feel no shame at all.
Posted by: Miklos is old enough to remember the Great TP Famine of Spring 2020 at January 25, 2023 11:37 PM (JZ+h1)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 11:38 PM (+wfSw)
Posted by: Zettai
I will FedEx you my black stockings after the show, if you will send pics
Posted by: Kat sez MEEOOW at January 25, 2023 11:39 PM (JZ+h1)
I don't know who it is, but they are one of us, if not necessarily a ron or ette.
What a lovely, lovely site. Tearing the stupid dumb libs limb from limb from the "inside". It's so similar to what I tried to do way back when in another life, it's almost creepy. This is at the bottom of their About Us. 😂😂😂
"Land acknowledgement
We would like to acknowledge that our servers are mainly located on the traditional land of the first people of Seattle, the Duwamish People past and present, and we honor with gratitude the land itself and the Duwamish Tribe. As well, we offer our condolences and eternal thanks to any critters hurt by the infrastructure providing electricity to our operation."
Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 11:39 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2023 11:39 PM (ZEa+g)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2023 11:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 25, 2023 11:41 PM (cq4C8)
Posted by: Braenyard
I also remember the Norwegian frigate that was sunk by its all-female command
Posted by: Miklos would think parallel parking at sea would be easier at January 25, 2023 11:41 PM (JZ+h1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2023 11:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2023 11:46 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Was Wonkette the ass girl? I get all these DC bozos mixed up.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2023 11:47 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Infidel
Just eating leftover spaghetti.
Forgot that part of the Stress Diet.
Posted by: Miklos is carbing up at January 25, 2023 11:47 PM (JZ+h1)
It's about this time of year that I really appreciate the existence of Brady as the endless bloviation about draft choices and draft value begins. There must be a general agreement amongst sports yakkers to never mention that arguably the most valuable player of all time was drafted in the last round because no one valued him. So much for experts, again.
Posted by: azjaeger at January 25, 2023 11:48 PM (dtVWS)
I don't know who it is, but they are one of us, if not necessarily a ron or ette.
--
I'm still not sure, to be honest. I looked around the site and saw stuff that was liberal dumb, and stuff that was just mundane internet content (like debunking cryptids).
Their interaction on twitter doesn't look to me like much of anyone's in on the joke, certainly not the libs agreeing with them.
The one thing that made me question that was they retweeted and April 1 Forbes article proclaiming the effectiveness of the jabs, but as a one off, it's *possible* some lib didn't get that it was a joke. Aside from that, they're super disciplined about not breaking character, if it is a troll.
And certainly we've had discussions here about how some of the jabbed who have figured out something's wrong have first gotten angry a those of us who warned them, if not blaming us for the decision as that article did.
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2023 11:49 PM (kOpft)
Blew.Me.Away.
The level of craftsmanship in these fully-driveable miniature cars is amazing. I met both Ernie and Dean, the guys who build them, and they are real fine folks. I would go back again any day.
Any 'Rons or 'Ettes come to visit me in AJ will get dragged there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2023 11:49 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Miklos
The Captain was male and asleep in his cabin. The duty bridge crew was female, and reportedly utterly lost in a military vessel in clear seas on a costal patrol and ran into a Maltese tanker, thinking it's lights were shore terminal lights...
Posted by: Caribbean Pirates at January 25, 2023 11:50 PM (0ZYe2)
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2023 11:51 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2023 11:53 PM (cRKrq)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxp745k
Daily Mail
Posted by: DB at January 25, 2023 11:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Caribbean Pirates
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Attempted to parallel park at the terminal?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2023 11:54 PM (OpB28)
Posted by: Caribbean Pirates at January 25, 2023 11:50 PM (0ZYe2)
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Were they tested for drugs?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 25, 2023 11:54 PM (+wfSw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2023 11:41 PM (63Dwl)
Dupes *conservatives*? It fucking shows the Left for everything they are!!
Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 11:58 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2023 11:58 PM (8e9gw)
I wonder, what was the Review Boards' conclusion, and what were the Career Disposition(s) of the (f) officers in question?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 25, 2023 11:58 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (nxdel)
Because one is an idiot?
Eyes are not to be fucked with. do surgery on them if there is a need, great! I had cataract surgery, and strabismus surgery, and both greatly improved my vision.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2023 11:58 PM (tkR6S)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxp745k
Daily Mail
Posted by: DB at January 25, 2023 11:53 PM (geLO
So what's stupider? That, or intentionally engineering viruses to be more contagious and target humans?
Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 11:59 PM (BXxcV)
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Reeeeeeeeee!
Mercury!
Reeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2023 11:59 PM (8e9gw)
Posted by: Kat T. (heartbroken) at January 26, 2023 12:00 AM (DcGz9)
Posted by: ...
Paying for it?
Posted by: Miklos hazards additional guess at January 26, 2023 12:01 AM (DcGz9)
Got a bow? A gal can get creative....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 25, 2023 10:15 PM (F2Bjy)
Rotenone FTW. Kill all fish life in the river, then restock with desired species.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2023 12:01 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That feller's lookin' at me funny
Posted by: Miklos on bar stool at Bob's Country Bunker at January 26, 2023 12:03 AM (DcGz9)
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not 64, I'm 29 at January 26, 2023 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
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LOL, what a fucking maroon.
It's satire, you dumbshit. Satire tends to make its targets "look bad".
Hoax site. Hahahahah. Oh Leftards are so fucking easy.
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:04 AM (BXxcV)
I am beginning to suspect that certain people are intentionally out to destroy modern life.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 26, 2023 12:07 AM (BPEYH)
It's satire. I guess there's no way to "prove" it anymore because the Left are so fucked, but trust me, it's rolling the left up one side and down the other.
They even quote Alinsky on their About Us without mentioning him by name. The Left doesn't quote Alinsky, they just do it. We quote Alinksy.
I mean sometimes it helps when comedy spells things out, I get it, but hellooooo, the following isn't real, the clue is in the last seven words:
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"You can easily make a big impact on the environment through small lifestyle changes, like walking to work instead of driving, or by ditching plastic cups and straws and cupping your hands together to drink beverages."
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Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:08 AM (BXxcV)
I am beginning to suspect that certain people are intentionally out to destroy modern life.
Posted by: Lost in Space
We could all move to Sunny Mexico
Posted by: Miklos sometimes thinks Yucatan at January 26, 2023 12:09 AM (FsKtn)
Posted by: Miklos hazards additional guess at January 26, 2023 12:01 AM (DcGz9)
And I took that... personally
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:10 AM (BXxcV)
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:10 AM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 26, 2023 12:10 AM (dHzaG)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 10:08 PM (nxdel)
Because one is an idiot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2023 11:58 PM (tkR6S)
Indeed. I saw a forum post years ago where some lunatic wanted to know if it'd be possible to remove part of his scalp and get scrimshaw on his skull.
Sure, if you don't mind getting a bone infection. Dumbass.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2023 12:11 AM (bW8dp)
As a resident of Improved Mexico I would characterize your suggestion as Sunny Regular Mexico.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 26, 2023 12:12 AM (BPEYH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
BREAKING
Biden announces gift of Abrams tanks to El Cartel Nuevo de Zelensky
Posted by: MiklosWatch at January 26, 2023 12:13 AM (FsKtn)
Indeed. I saw a forum post years ago where some lunatic wanted to know if it'd be possible to remove part of his scalp and get scrimshaw on his skull.
---
Give me a call.
Posted by: Dr. H. Lector at January 26, 2023 12:13 AM (q0Hle)
Cool. So by the end of Dopey's first stolen term, we'll be at war with Russia, Mexico, and China.
Any other contenders? Iceland, maybe? The Vatican?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2023 12:14 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Miklos hazards additional guess at January 26, 2023 12:01 AM (DcGz9)
And I took that... personally
Posted by: ...
And during Tax Pride Month!
Posted by: Miklos self-denounces at January 26, 2023 12:15 AM (FsKtn)
Cool. So by the end of Dopey's first stolen term, we'll be at war with Russia, Mexico, and China. Any other contenders? Iceland, maybe? The Vatican? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Florida. We have always been at war with Florida.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 26, 2023 12:17 AM (BPEYH)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 26, 2023 12:18 AM (J00IM)
I'm pretty sure we could take Sri Lanka with potato guns right now.
.....too soon?
Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2023 12:19 AM (P1f+c)
A hoax site isn't needed to make the left look bad, they do that all on their own and seem proud of it. Even parody is becoming difficult because the garbage they spew with a straight face is so retarded.
Posted by: Ripley at January 26, 2023 12:21 AM (PTDkx)
Not a chance that would work. The Sri Lankan's would eat all our ammo.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 26, 2023 12:21 AM (BPEYH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 26, 2023 12:22 AM (dHzaG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2023 11:58 PM (8e9gw)
I think they use trailer tires. I chatted at some length with Dean, who is building a '61 Chev Belair convertible. He said some parts are made from scratch, and some are "reconfigured" from other parts. The dash in the Belair contains several original '61 Chevy gauges, but has a Ford Fairlane speedometer, which looks similar, but is much smaller. The seats came out of a Corvair, but have had six inches taken out of their width. The tail lights are original '61 Chevy lenses, with their perimeter trimmed down, and set in bezels made of thick-wall tubing. Look "right" but small enough to not make the rear end look cartoon-ish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2023 12:23 AM (tkR6S)
-
And, they're saying similar things about Velma.
Posted by: Methos at January 26, 2023 12:23 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Ripley
Babylon Bee > Not The Bee
.....for now.
Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2023 12:24 AM (P1f+c)
Mexico is a failed narco state largely in the control of the cartels. I'm convinced a significant portion of key US officials are bought too.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2023 12:26 AM (KRe1G)
Posted by: Beatles music film producer at January 26, 2023 12:27 AM (xttsV)
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A lot of skill+talent+labor.
I assume that they all are drivable? Any mention of engines?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2023 12:30 AM (nEklA)
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:30 AM (BXxcV)
Any of those countries you'd go to now, for that sport?
I think Argentina is the last of the safe locales. And.
They have the BEEF! /rhraymes
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2023 12:33 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: zombie Clara Peller at January 26, 2023 12:35 AM (DcGz9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Taking Baja would make sense in terms of actual, accountable gains for the US. YUUUUUKrain, not so much.
I'd fight for a solid border and sweet coastline. Frozen cabbage fields, not so much.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2023 12:37 AM (XF9Gj)
What's your chambering of choice? I'll buy you a case of ammo, accordingly.
Welcome to my foxhole. You don't gotta like it here, but I trust you. You've got guts, and I know you'll fight.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2023 12:40 AM (e6UQI)
What's your chambering of choice? I'll buy you a case of ammo, accordingly.
Welcome to my foxhole. You don't gotta like it here, but I trust you. You've got guts, and I know you'll fight
Jim
FUN FACT
Yucatan came within three votes in the House of becoming a US State.
Posted by: Mikloso el Yucateco at January 26, 2023 12:42 AM (KLHM3)
Posted by: CA Token at January 26, 2023 12:43 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: lin-duh
////
No pain, no gain
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 26, 2023 12:45 AM (tQL7r)
Am I the only one laughing at the Jewish named museum hoarding ill-gotten Holocaust booty?
Cause it's pretty funny.
Posted by: Oschisms at January 26, 2023 12:46 AM (0A5+1)
Posted by: CA Token at January 26, 2023 12:43 AM (2+yws)
I can vouch for such Miklosian accuracy.
"From the Halls of Montezuma", ain't just a throwaway line in the Marine Anthem.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2023 12:46 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: CA Token
Si, amigo.
Yucatecans have never liked being part of Mexico.
It was in response to a request from Yucatan at the time of the Caste Wars "Can we be American, pls?
Today the Maya of Yucatan want out, because they want no part of the crime and criminality other Mexicans bring.
Posted by: Mikloso el Yucateco at January 26, 2023 12:46 AM (KLHM3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2023 12:30 AM (nEklA)
They mostly use Toyota Corolla slant-four engines from the 1970-to-1990 time frame. They will do 85 MPH. Four or five speed transmissions, and Toyota rear axles, narrowed a few inches. The older-era cars have hand-made solid front axles, with Toyota spindles and disc brakes.
Ernie Adams was the originator of the miniature race cars using motorcycle engines, which subsequently became the Legends series. Several of his original race cars are on the site.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2023 12:46 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Jim
.308 for the long arm. .300Blackout for clearing. Tipped arrows for quiet stuff. 9mm for everything else.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2023 12:49 AM (XF9Gj)
I'm shooting 6.5 Creedmoor for the precision, AR-15 (.223 Wylde chamber) from a heavy barreled, strong sighted rilfe (not carbine), and very sneaky .22 LR boltie for sub-sonic 40 grainers.
Not knowing the MRE world, I'll gladly take in a squad sized case of "C rations". Liked 'em then, and long as the cans ain't swollen, will like them now.
If we can get Irongrampa in the same foxhole with us, I'll PITY any who charge our position!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2023 12:58 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miklos votes for moar boobs (thanks, kbdabear!) at January 26, 2023 01:01 AM (JZ+h1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2023 01:02 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2023 01:03 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 26, 2023 01:04 AM (/yVB8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 26, 2023 12:10 AM (dHzaG)
Nuke it from orbit. Fuck it, their whole population is here anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2023 01:05 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2023 01:03 AM (VwHCD)
I read an article about a group that would finance the purchase of super high end performance instruments like violins and string bass. Pretty interesting how they tried to maneuver them into up and coming artists for use and publicity.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 26, 2023 01:08 AM (/yVB8)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 26, 2023 01:09 AM (/yVB8)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 26, 2023 01:09 AM (ECJSQ)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 26, 2023 01:09 AM (ECJSQ)
It is. And they have gone far beyond that, now. You want to make a 1940 Ford front fender? There are thousands of examples to copy and compare to. Make one in 1/3 scale? You are on your own, dude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2023 01:19 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2023 01:02 AM (a4EWo)
Good evening Miss Debby. Cool here but dry now.
Posted by: Javems at January 26, 2023 01:22 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 01:25 AM (OTzUX)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2023 01:26 AM (tkR6S)
Kind of like pre-CBS Fender guitars, on a lesser scale.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2023 01:32 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2023 01:38 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2023 01:54 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 26, 2023 01:55 AM (xttsV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Raining men were I am!
Posted by: Secretary Pete, on vacay again! at January 26, 2023 01:56 AM (DcGz9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Oh no
Posted by: Miklos knows his job at January 26, 2023 01:56 AM (JZ+h1)
In my day, "Leggo my Eggo" meant waffles.
ONLY WAFFLES
It seems to me, that quality producers Specialize.
The one, or the other.
Posted by: they have lost Miklos' trust at January 26, 2023 02:00 AM (FsKtn)
Posted by: E-mail address Harvesting by Macedonian MiklosBot at January 26, 2023 02:01 AM (KLHM3)
The ice cubes looked back.
ALL OF THEM
Like they KNEW SOMETHING
And been TALKING
Posted by: all Miklos wanted was a pepsi, and she wouldn't give me one at January 26, 2023 02:04 AM (vdqpj)
Posted by: Miklos aims for Kaizen Perfection at January 26, 2023 02:06 AM (FsKtn)
Posted by: CA Token at January 26, 2023 02:08 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: True Story at January 26, 2023 02:08 AM (FsKtn)
Posted by: 90's MBA Guy at January 26, 2023 02:09 AM (FsKtn)
Posted by: ghost of Miley's daddy at January 26, 2023 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 26, 2023 02:11 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ghost of
Aunt Jemima has been de-platformed and de-branded.
Posted by: Uncle Ben at January 26, 2023 02:11 AM (KLHM3)
Her father the Navy Officer brought some Peruvian Alpaca wool socks after a South American cruise.
Which I liked and stole when possible.
Which was Ok, because she wore my favorite jeans and shirts and stuff.
Cute girls look good in anything.
Oddly enough, she liked wearing my clothes, but I only wore those socks.
Posted by: Miklos must be a wierdo or something at January 26, 2023 02:17 AM (FsKtn)
Posted by: Uncle Ben at January 26, 2023 02:11 AM (KLHM3)
We saved 2 original bottles and refill them with The Other Brand Name. Aunt Jemina will always have a home here.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 26, 2023 02:20 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2023 02:23 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Lisa Douglas Memorial Hotscakes Prize AWARDED
Posted by: Miklos. dahlink at January 26, 2023 02:23 AM (vdqpj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
She might if I asked, but they would be big on me.
Posted by: Miklos has his own Style, but most of it is in a closet at Miley's at January 26, 2023 02:24 AM (vdqpj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2023 02:26 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miklos, for the Greater Good at January 26, 2023 02:27 AM (DcGz9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
It's OK.
Darleen ain't reel good on speling neither.
Posted by: Miklos, Aspiring GED aspirant at January 26, 2023 02:29 AM (vdqpj)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 26, 2023 02:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: reasonably hygienic Miklos, in historical terms at January 26, 2023 02:32 AM (DcGz9)
If I stay awake until Friday, and realize that it is Friday, that will be so cool
Posted by: Miklos will have thought that it will have been Friday on Saturday at January 26, 2023 02:39 AM (JZ+h1)
Posted by: Miklos will have thought that it will have been Friday on Saturday at January 26, 2023 02:40 AM (JZ+h1)
without her syrup
is like a tranny
without his balls
there's only one thing worse
in this universe
That's no Aunt Jemima at all !
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2023 02:43 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2023 02:44 AM (a4EWo)
It might have had been is also acceptable.
"Would have done" for those from the Midwest taking the ACT instead of the SAT.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos gives out Smiley Faces like Pez at January 26, 2023 02:45 AM (vdqpj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I sump I can I sump I can I Sump I can I SUmp I can I SUMp I can I SUMP I CAN
Posted by: The Little Sump Pump that Could at January 26, 2023 02:49 AM (KLHM3)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 26, 2023 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley
Miley face>>>>smiley face
Posted by: Opinions by Miklos at January 26, 2023 02:51 AM (FsKtn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2023 01:38 AM (a4EWo)
Many times I guess. Does playing metal, then raiding the venue's beer refrigerator count?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2023 02:53 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Tales of Miklosian Youth at January 26, 2023 02:54 AM (JZ+h1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Kegerator, made from an old but functional Kelvinator.
Posted by: Miklos deals in Bulk at January 26, 2023 02:55 AM (FsKtn)
Posted by: Uncle Ben at January 26, 2023 02:11 AM (KLHM3)
All thats left is the lily white quaker oats dude and Mr clean, and to quote Ace, he's whiter than Darrel Hall's underballs. Yup, good job there retards.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2023 02:57 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos deals in Bulk at January 26, 2023 02:55 AM (FsKtn)
My old house had a kelvinator when we moved in. I had never heard of that brand before that. I remember saying to mrs B, fuck whirlpool, we got a kelvinator. No clue what it meant, but it sounded good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2023 02:59 AM (VwHCD)
A third employee, based in the UK noted Google has stressed that "psychological safety is paramount." But the staffer said the company just announced layoffs via an early morning email, and cuts were "chosen by VPs who didn't know the people," while managers were not consulted. This employee also said high performers and people on immigration visas were also let go.
"How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?" the employee wrote.
Posted by: Miklos will call a Whahmbulance if the schadenboner lasts four hours at January 26, 2023 03:06 AM (DcGz9)
Posted by: Miklos knows some History (got papers to prove it) at January 26, 2023 03:08 AM (DcGz9)
Again.
Marleen got enough tip money to pay her car title loan for this whole week.
Posted by: Miklos knows his Bidnis at January 26, 2023 03:14 AM (DcGz9)
Darleen left the Natty Daddys in the cooler at the Waffle Hut.
Somebody's got to go back.
Looking at you, Charleen
Posted by: Miklos knows his Logistics at January 26, 2023 03:21 AM (JZ+h1)
Posted by: Miklos knows that everybody knows at January 26, 2023 03:22 AM (DcGz9)
But I found this rye behind the couch (where I hid it, and forgot) so I will be OK while the girls go out and make it Right.
Posted by: Miklos knows Delegation as a Mangement Skill at January 26, 2023 03:25 AM (JZ+h1)
Posted by: Miklos knows he is Owed at January 26, 2023 03:27 AM (KLHM3)
"How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?" the employee wrote.
____________
You're not and never will be. Every day may be your last. Prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2023 03:28 AM (MoZTd)
She seems nice:
A dual citizen of Canada and France pleaded guilty today to sending a threatening letter containing homemade ricin to then-President Donald J. Trump at the White House in September 2020, and eight similar letters, each containing ricin, to Texas State law enforcement officials.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2023 03:32 AM (enJYY)
A dual citizen of Canada and France pleaded guilty today to sending a threatening letter containing homemade ricin to then-President Donald J. Trump at the White House in September 2020, and eight similar letters, each containing ricin, to Texas State law enforcement officials.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
I never liked Celine Dion that much anyway.
Posted by: Miklos makes home made, but not that at January 26, 2023 03:35 AM (FsKtn)
I said a week or so ago that Jane D'oh's husbands sudden onset of respiratory issues seemed like possible exposure to toxin. I know Jane had a nasty stalker years back. I forget her name now.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2023 03:45 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 03:53 AM (xhxe8)
Divide by Zero - I remember that
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023
Remember her name? I'm pretty sure she got banned. Said some nasty stuff about Jane's son who was in the military at the time, iirc.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2023 03:58 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 03:59 AM (xhxe8)
All I seem to recall is it was one word like 'curious' - maybe.
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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)