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Quote I “The Pathway to Hockey Summit is an informational and networking event designed to encourage all individuals to consider a career in our game – and, in particular, alert those who might not be familiar with hockey to the opportunities it offers,” A Woke NHL spokesperson said
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Quote III "Placing a bust of a Ukrainian president in the U.S. Capitol could only seem like a good idea if you're really, really high." concerned citizen Sal Belfonte.
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She survived the Holocaust. Now she is in another fight for her life.
Image: History repeats itself: Holocaust survivor goes into hiding after German court authorizes her transfer to psychiatric institution for forced COVID-19 vaccination
(Natural News) German authorities want to put a celebrated Jewish composer and Holocaust survivor in a psychiatric institution and force her to take the Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) vaccine. Inna Zhvanetskaya, 85, a Ukrainian-born Jew who survived the Holocaust and is a resident of Stuttgart in southern Germany, was charged by a German court with admission into a psychiatric institution where she will be forcefully injected with the COVID-19 vaccine twice.
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Nigeria: Muslims attack Catholic church, burn a priest to death There is no identifying information as to the attackers in the report below, but my contacts in Nigeria inform me that in this case yet again they were Fulani herdsmen, that is, Islamic jihadis who are terrorizing the Christians of the land in efforts to establish an Islamic caliphate in West Africa.
Aside from the snark, what a despicable and cowardly group of people to do this.
Yes boys and girls, there is Karma. It just doesn't occur often enough.
A man accidentally shot himself in the leg during an alleged attempted vehicle burglary in Okaloosa County. Justin McCall, who was out of jail on bond, allegedly stole a firearm from a vehicle and was trying to break into another, authorities said. That’s when he accidentally shot himself. A woman outside her nearby home heard him say he had been shot and she called the police.
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Something extraordinarily strange happened at this year’s Miss Universe competition on Saturday. The pageant’s new owner took the stage to proclaim that women now run the competition for the first time in its 71-year history. But there was a slight problem. The pageant’s new owner, Thai “transgender woman” Anne Jakkaphong Jakrajutatip, is a biological male …
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Stepdad is an idiot for putting it on the internet. That's why you have drinking buddies.
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EXCLUSIVE: An 11st Leonberger in the pack of crazed dogs that mauled a female walker, 28, to death appeared on a BBC TV show about problem puppies and was named Shiva after the Hindu goddess of destruction by her phone psychic owner because she was so unruly
The dog, named Shiva, shares her name with the Hindu goddess of disruption
Her owner Delia Lewis has reportedly been a psychic for numerous celebrities
She struggled to train the unruly pup who used to chew through furniture
Shiva was one of eight dogs being walked on Thursday in Caterham, Surrey
The 28-year-old dog walker was tragically mauled to death by some of the pets
It is not known whether Shiva was directly involved in the incident or not
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 15, 2023 10:01 PM (8E/wP)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 15, 2023 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
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People@people
Chelsea Handler Says She 'Didn't Know Until I Was 40' That the Sun and Moon Are Not the Same
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Honestly, I just assumed when the sun went down, it popped back up as the moon.’
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She went on to explain that she had this ‘revelation’ when her sister pointed out that the Sun and the Moon were both visible in the sky while they were on safari in Africa.
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I guess God or Marx or somebody flips the big dimmer switch in the sky.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 15, 2023 10:06 PM (FVME7)
https://youtu.be/efuRAKq_w6c
When you fail to roll the 20 necessary to snow the cops on the 100,000 worth of SNOW in your car.
Posted by: sven at January 15, 2023 10:06 PM (Lzpvj)
https://tinyurl.com/yfhjcf9u
Posted by: Archimedes at January 15, 2023 10:06 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at January 15, 2023 10:07 PM (3CCua)
Film is also welcome.
Applied entry level psychology is a great help at times as well.
Of course I do not have any of that, I have a history education degree I bailed on.
Posted by: sven at January 15, 2023 10:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:08 PM (tkR6S)
Our intellectual and moral betters....
remember they are the SMART set.
Posted by: sven at January 15, 2023 10:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Fantastic photo up top of three family members. Great tune behind it too.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at January 15, 2023 10:09 PM (hPMYc)
Chelsea Handler Says She 'Didn't Know Until I Was 40' That the Sun and Moon Are Not the Same""
And you wonder why the country is in trouble. These idiots vote.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:09 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2023 10:09 PM (0hOvj)
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Old habits are hard to break.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 15, 2023 10:10 PM (FVME7)
(Sips beer)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2023 10:10 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2023 10:10 PM (EZebt)
Yeah, not buying it. She's just trying to get attention.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 15, 2023 10:11 PM (eOEVl)
I wouldn't let that bitch near my dog.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2023 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
Ask Chelsea about the energy requirements of the US' global defense interests and providing the energy necessary to keep the country fed and growing!
//No Sane Person Ever
Posted by: sven at January 15, 2023 10:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Seems like some rich American or his uncle could pony up some cash for these people to arm themselves or just send them some.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 15, 2023 10:12 PM (8E/wP)
Seriously, you'd think the Krauts would be smart enough to understand how this looks and avoid it like the plague.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 15, 2023 10:12 PM (eOEVl)
I wouldn't let that bitch near my dog.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2023 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
Notice in the story that no church organizations were asked what their stand on it is?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2023 10:13 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 10:13 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Never forget that roughly half the people you meet on the street are below average in any quantitative sense, for example IQ, yet their vote counts as much as yours does (or more in CA, NY, PA, and AZ)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 15, 2023 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
It is your contention that she is a hidden normal level intellect let alone a competent one?
They really are that stupid, I almost beat the fuck out of a 24 year old dimwit manager I was detail cleaning a place with who spent two fucking hours trying to explain why the moon landings were fake and called me a liar when I explained how the Van Allen Belt worked and how you can use math to understand the radiation amelioration works.
They are fucking retards who could not get into the 9th grade if schools had the integrity to still use pass tests.
Posted by: sven at January 15, 2023 10:14 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2023 10:15 PM (63Dwl)
Fantastic photo up top of three family members. Great tune behind it too.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at January 15, 2023 10:09 PM (hPMYc)
You are welcome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2023 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Idiots think that they are being discreet because they aren't saying it out loud.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 15, 2023 10:15 PM (8E/wP)
Absolutely chilling.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2023 10:15 PM (Xrfse)
We had a priest in my parish who was from Nigeria. There are a lot of modern Christian martyrs in that country.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2023 10:16 PM (0Htd1)
It'll never happen here.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2023 10:16 PM (tp+tP)
Other side of the family had an great-great uncle that used to have to be taken home in a wheel barrow when he fell off the wagon and my great grandfather would fire him until the guys at the shop told him they needed him back because the replacement blacksmith couldn't get the tools sharp enough and Grandfather's cousin that would wind up drunk in the city jail. To make it worse another cousin was chief of police. Small town America used to be the best.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2023 10:16 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2023 10:16 PM (Er3sM)
Most kindergartners understand that the sun and moon aren't the same thing, so yes, it is my contention that she is not as stupid as she's pretending to be. Her motivation is probably publicity, but who really knows or cares?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 15, 2023 10:16 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2023 10:17 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2023 10:17 PM (yQpMk)
Not all accidental shootings are a bad thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2023 10:18 PM (0Htd1)
Any mention of maintaining the purity of Aryan blood or keeping the Vaterland Judenfrei?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 15, 2023 10:18 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2023 10:18 PM (Xrfse)
Two failings:
1) They forgot to mention journalism.
2) I love the suggestion that the solution to majoring in a useless major is to then go to graduate school in the unless major. Why go $100,000 in debt for a useless undergraduate degree, when you can go $300,000 in debt for a useless undergraduate and graduate degree?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2023 10:19 PM (2tUFv)
My Father's teaching in regard to the law went, "If you get yourself in trouble with the police, don't waste your dime calling me."
( That was quite a while ago, back when dime were worth picking up off the sidewalk.)
Posted by: 11B40 at January 15, 2023 10:19 PM (uuklp)
Kids instinctively know they are not the same thing, people like her conflated the fact that the moon's "glow" is in fact reflected sunlight and conflated the fact into "the moon is the sun." She is dumber than shit, they are the types of people targeted by the Piltdown Man hoax. There are few things on Earth dumber than a faux intellectual.
Posted by: sven at January 15, 2023 10:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Umm, sharks don't like the taste of human flesh.
Of course, the problem is they think it's a tasty seal until they take that first big bite....
Posted by: GWB at January 15, 2023 10:20 PM (BYofY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 15, 2023 10:20 PM (FVME7)
I guess they actually majored in beer bongs and banging sorority chicks?
Or they're just masochists.
Or (voting) imbeciles.
Or "and."
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 10:21 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 15, 2023 10:16 PM (eOEVl)
What a way to make a publicity statement, "I'm so fucking dumb, that I have the brain power of a toddler".
Posted by: Beartooth at January 15, 2023 10:21 PM (PX01u)
A fair number of Soviet Jews emigrated to Germany. Berlin now has 30,000-40,000 Jews.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2023 10:22 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:22 PM (tkR6S)
Looks like the Nazis are back in charge of Germany.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 10:22 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 10:22 PM (geLO8)
How did the shark get ahold of his drone in the first place?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2023 10:22 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 15, 2023 10:12 PM (eOEVl)
Remember that a few decades ago, the Germans got an influx of communist East Germans into their gov't. Those folks had already seared their consciences to that sort of thing.
Posted by: GWB at January 15, 2023 10:22 PM (BYofY)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2023 10:22 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 15, 2023 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Well I have been saying for awhile that mankind has peaked and is getting dumber and dumber. They don't know how anything works, nothing, zip, nadda. There is no curiosity about anything. I don't know how these fucks manage to get through life without a helmet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:23 PM (VwHCD)
I used amelioration pointedly, he was arguing you could not predict the amount of solar power you would yield, he denied you can mitigate alpha ray exposure with newspaper. I showed him the next day the defense manuals I have on the matter. The aggressively stupid are a blight on humanity.
Posted by: sven at January 15, 2023 10:23 PM (Lzpvj)
Have you seen junior's grades ?
Posted by: esteban jo at January 15, 2023 10:24 PM (Wql2z)
there seems to be a strain in the German character that insists upon inflicting suffering in the name of order
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 10:24 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 15, 2023 10:24 PM (8E/wP)
Do these people ever stop to listen to the swill that comes out of their mouths? (Rhetorical question...)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at January 15, 2023 10:24 PM (hPMYc)
https://youtu.be/jpBTgmPgFxs
Sunndaay greetings, overnightlies.
*plunging into the content & comments as soon as I refurbish my beberage.*
Posted by: mindful webworker skipping along the cliff's edge at January 15, 2023 10:25 PM (+htsy)
A humorous little anecdote that should be filed away and thrown at her whenever she opines about anything other than her own toileting habits.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 10:25 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2023 10:26 PM (Er3sM)
A truism taught me by SFC Troy Moore who sounded a lot like Elmer Fudd- PFC Olafson if it is stupid and it works it is not stupid!
Stupid is working for them sadly.
Posted by: sven at January 15, 2023 10:26 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Some people won't take a hint.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 15, 2023 10:26 PM (8E/wP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:26 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 10:26 PM (geLO8)
"Every day I think about the Christians living in the Middle East I feel a coward and weakling for my lack of boldness for Christ.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2017 12:32 PM"
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at January 15, 2023 10:26 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: Miklos knows this at January 15, 2023 10:27 PM (YYpi2)
Posted by: Zettai at January 15, 2023 10:27 PM (03Hzd)
A humorous little anecdote that should be filed away and thrown at her whenever she opines about anything other than her own toileting habits.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 10:25 PM (Bd6X
And even there she probably thinks that when she flushes it goes to china. Not that it would be a bad thing actually.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:27 PM (VwHCD)
Anyway, why would anyone admit something like that? I mean we've all got our blind spots, but .. LOL. She's never going to live this down, and the jokes just write themselves.
Has she ever thought about the Moon landings? The astronauts that walked on the moon? Didn't this spark some questions?
I recall casually mentioning to someone on a campout, you know around the fire, that from Earth we only see the same side, basically, the rotation is such that the "dark side" never appears as viewed from Earth.
He didn't believe me. I couldn't believe that, because he was a really smart guy. He just didn't know that little bit of "trivia", I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2023 10:27 PM (g02KG)
Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2023 10:27 PM (PZvjL)
No jobs after graduation, so she's now getting an MFA at UCLA.
It wasn't a complete waste, however - she now uses they/them pronouns.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2023 10:27 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Miklos knows this at January 15, 2023 10:27 PM
Ancient Vodkanaut Theorists rate this as True!
Posted by: Zettai at January 15, 2023 10:28 PM (03Hzd)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2023 10:22 PM (xhaym)
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Thanks for the info. There is a Korean milk "soda" called Milkis that is quite unusual and, I think, tasty.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at January 15, 2023 10:29 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2023 10:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:26 PM (tkR6S)
Hobart Handler>Air handler>baggage handler>>>Chelsea Handler.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:29 PM (VwHCD)
And she's willing to admit that she's that stupid because in the entertainment industry, being dumb is a given. Now she can get back to telling conservatives how awful we are.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2023 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 10:30 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2023 10:30 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Germany has weather, too. Someone has to control it.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 10:30 PM (P1f+c)
A blog columnist, hearing what an anti-Semitic fascist state Hungary was, went to Budapest, and walked across Budapest wearing a kippah.
Didn't get a second glance.
Try doing that in London or Paris. Or New York.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2023 10:31 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2023 10:31 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Zettai
I hear she's a Super Spreader
Posted by: Miklos heard that at January 15, 2023 10:31 PM (YYpi2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:23 PM (VwHCD)
Off that topic, I figure you are probably the closest to an expert we have to answer: why all the hate for Nickleback?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:32 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 10:30 PM (geLO
I don't think "degrees" in those fields exist, but you might get an engineering degree with those specialties. But a journeyman ticket in either welding or HVAC would be good for the old pocketbook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:32 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at January 15, 2023 10:32 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2023 10:31 PM (EZebt)
No, she's actually an idiot, so there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:33 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Ima sue
Posted by: Miklos has IPR Rights at January 15, 2023 10:33 PM (YYpi2)
There's a selfie-video going about the webz now of Handler apparently having a vaxxine reaction recently but it was actually from May of 2021...
https://twitter.com/texaslindsay_/status/ 1614371884501536769
Posted by: Zettai at January 15, 2023 10:33 PM (Rse2k)
>She's a TV show host that likes to expose her breasts and smokes too much weed.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2023 10:33 PM (Er3sM)
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 10:30 PM (geLO
I don't think "degrees" in those fields exist, but you might get an engineering degree with those specialties. But a journeyman ticket in either welding or HVAC would be good for the old pocketbook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:32 PM (tkR6S)
You can get your welder's card in about nine months, usually at a local voc-tech. Why not go get it now? You aren't dead yet, you know.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (Kd4bG)
Two failings:
1) They forgot to mention journalism.
2) I love the suggestion that the solution to majoring in a useless major is to then go to graduate school in the unless major. Why go $100,000 in debt for a useless undergraduate degree, when you can go $300,000 in debt for a useless undergraduate and graduate degree?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2023 10:19 PM (2tUFv)
Nah, they forgot to mention Gender Studies/Diversity Studies/Studies of the Victimization of Your Choice - that's gotta be #1 for worst study...at least it will be 10 years from now...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
that's what I meant- shoulda learned a trade-
the old man sold insurance- it's not a career fathers pass on to sons
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2023 10:31 PM (EZebt)
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Hey, I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (pTb/Z)
Three days later dad picked him up.
He never smoked pot again, nor drank alcohol.
He said, lesson learned.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (8E/wP)
Posted by: Miklos approves this message at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (YYpi2)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:32 PM (LOVUx)
When your home is 60 miles from their home turf, the constant radio airplay and jukebox airplay gets very tiresome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (tkR6S)
My little brother did HVAC. He was so good at it he's now doing computer security.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 10:35 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (Kd4bG)
Be careful what you wish for around here. They will put you on a pedestal but then they will try to look up your skirt.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:35 PM (LOVUx)
*poses for paparazzi*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby
Pics or it didn't......
wait
Posted by: Miklos is Easily Confused at January 15, 2023 10:35 PM (YYpi2)
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 10:30 PM (geLO
You can get HVAC training at local colleges
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2023 10:36 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2023 10:36 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (tkR6S)
Yeah, I can see that. I don't hear them that often, but neither do I find them objectionable.
To each his own.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:36 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2023 10:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:23 PM (VwHCD)
True story: Back in '75, as a sophomore, I took a psychology course. The next quarter in a hallway between classes, I saw a girl from that class. She was cute so I started talking about the class which ended only a couple of weeks before. I shit you not, this rather attractive girl says, 'Oh, that was last quarter. I don't remember anything once I pass a class!' Boy, was she proud of that ignorance. I'm sure she became a credentialed asshole somewhere.
I vote Chelsea Handler is that stupid.
Posted by: RickZ at January 15, 2023 10:36 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:32 PM (LOVUx)
if I knew who they were I might have an answer. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:37 PM (VwHCD)
They aren't all ex tweekrs, of course, but the ones they have are exceptional.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2023 10:37 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:29 PM (VwHCD)
The Manhandler>>>Hobart Handler>Air handler>baggage handler>>>Chelsea Handler.
Posted by: Campbell's Soup at January 15, 2023 10:37 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: RickZ at January 15, 2023 10:36 PM (emlEe)
Dumb as a rotten post.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:37 PM (LOVUx)
He didn't believe me. I couldn't believe that, because he was a really smart guy. He just didn't know that little bit of "trivia", I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater
Common Tater: "It rotates and revolves at the same rate, because it's tidally locked."
Dumb Smart Guy: "C'mon, man. There's no oceans on the moon, so it can't have tides to lock."
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 10:37 PM (P1f+c)
Guess who else got an influx of Germans in their government too? Yeah. A metric crap pile of them. Propaganda specialists, chemical warfare specialists, not just rocket scientists.
The idea, I guess, was to fight the Soviets and the "Cold War", but what seems to happen in practice is everything instead gets repurposed and turned inward, to use on America.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (g02KG)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (LOVUx)
I hold an Alberta journeyman ticket in auto mechanics, but I would need to train up on all the newer vehicles. But I am retired now. I don't want to work. A gig here and there, maybe, but no daily grind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway
It is free at the local Technical College
Welding too
Posted by: Miklos, well, free as in no tuition at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (YYpi2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:37 PM (VwHCD)
Yeah, you naughty.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: The Shrub at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: RickZ at January 15, 2023 10:36 PM (emlEe)
Dumb as a rotten post.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:37 PM (LOVUx)
Unlike Handler a rotted post once was a useful item.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:34 PM (tkR6S)
Yup, like growing up in the 80's in jersey with douche leafspring.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
A cousin of mine graduated college with a degree in welding engineering. I think his first job was with Chicago Bridge and Iron and they put him in the field to learn to weld. Shortly after that he was going through 100 lbs of rod a day. Made him a much better engineer and manager.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Hall and Oates at January 15, 2023 10:39 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 10:30 PM (geLO
You're involved with a lot of degrees in welding.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2023 10:39 PM (Angsy)
***
Horrific
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2023 10:39 PM (Kd4bG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (tkR6S)
My aunt raised seven children after her husband died, and then became a weaver/artist, and then decided she wanted to teach high school art. They said she needed a degree. So she went and got one. At the age of 64.
Y'ain't dead yet.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:39 PM (LOVUx)
wait
Posted by: Miklos is Easily Confused at January 15, 2023 10:35 PM
How 'bout a drawing in pencil?
Posted by: Zettai at January 15, 2023 10:39 PM (Rse2k)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (EZebt)
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Thank you. You may now take off your tie.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2023 10:40 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Miklos heard that at January 15, 2023 10:31 PM (YYpi2)
All right!!
Posted by: 7th Fleet at January 15, 2023 10:40 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Campbell's Soup
Any attractive woman handling my junk in a non-medical context > any woman handling my junk in a medical context > all those other Handlers.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 10:40 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 15, 2023 10:40 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: tcn in AK,
--------------------------
step just a little more to the right, head up,... that's it
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 15, 2023 10:41 PM (8E/wP)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:41 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2023 10:36 PM (63Dwl)
Calpis is the California Public Toilet Agency, just as Caltrans is the California Transgender Reassignment Agency.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:41 PM (tkR6S)
Y'ain't dead yet.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:39 PM (LOVUx)
My retirement plan (in 2 decades or so) is to audit a free law degree, since if I'm 65, the local school lets me audit classes for free...yeah, yeah, I wouldn't get the paper, but I'd know...and it would be interesting to me...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2023 10:41 PM (exHjb)
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Technically, he probably only saved one of them
Still, good of him.
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2023 10:42 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 15, 2023 10:40 PM (a4EWo)
I take exception to that.
Posted by: Red, White & Blue Beer at January 15, 2023 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai at January 15, 2023 10:44 PM (Rse2k)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 10:38 PM (qoGsy)
Oh! Isn't he a good sport!
Posted by: Pete Buttgiger at January 15, 2023 10:44 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Order today! Calpis™ calibrated urine, for your next drug test.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 10:44 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 15, 2023 10:39 PM (LOVUx)
If I was going to work, I would use my geology degree, and go sit a few wells. Much better money than doing the mechanic-ing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:45 PM (tkR6S)
This throws a lot of people. I have tried to explain to several people, by various ways including actually going around a person in a circle. "I'm the Moon and you're the Erf, now watch. I'm going to face in the same inertial direction as I go around you. See how I appear to rotate. Now, I'm gonna rotate as a go around you to keep facing you. See how I rotate 360 degrees as I go around?"
It doesn't work. They can't grok it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 15, 2023 10:46 PM (Mzdiz)
It's my understanding that you don't need the college paper to take the bar exam in some locales. Retire to a new career?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 10:46 PM (Bd6X8)
Calpis is the California Public Toilet Agency, just as Caltrans is the California Transgender Reassignment Agency.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:41 PM (tkR6S) [/]
You covering the night shift for Muldoon?
Posted by: a.moron at January 15, 2023 10:47 PM (F6Xpw)
Is their headquarters in Los Banos?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 10:48 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 10:46 PM (Bd6X
Becoming an outlaw is also an option.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:48 PM (tkR6S)
About 10 years ago, several German Universities and Research Institutes managed to hire some serious American guys to run programs and institutes. Guys with Ph.D.s from MIT or CalTech, distinguished researchers in their fields. Knew how to manage research teams and projects, and most importantly, how to partner and actually commercialize research results.
Within months they were all informed that they were under criminal investigation and likely to face criminal charges.
Posted by: Miklos, Part One at January 15, 2023 10:48 PM (YYpi2)
I told her I loved her deeply and promised I would never lie to her if I could avoid it.
She laughed.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2023 10:49 PM (xhaym)
It doesn't work. They can't grok it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Now explain to them how the Earth rotates 366.25 times every year, not 365.25.
Posted by: mikeski is treading dangerously close to Math at January 15, 2023 10:49 PM (P1f+c)
It doesn't work. They can't grok it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 15, 2023 10:46 PM
That would make a great dance move...
Posted by: Zettai at January 15, 2023 10:49 PM (Vx+J7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Is there a downside to be able to take a professional exam, whatever it is, regardless of your education? If you pass, you're in. Fail, and, of course, you're not. I guess it would be the same for the skilled trades - if you pass a practical skills test - you can hang your shingle.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 10:49 PM (qoGsy)
My retirement career options appear to be limited to gay grandad pron and medical school procedures subject.
Sigh.
Posted by: Ped Xing at January 15, 2023 10:51 PM (JjNlG)
That chick from The Charismatic Voice interviews Hansi Kursch of Blind Guardian.
https://youtu.be/V4IBx0pAGHk
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 15, 2023 10:51 PM (E9DXT)
Posted by: Miklos, Part One
What charges?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2023 10:51 PM (Kd4bG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at January 15, 2023 10:51 PM (xcxpd)
This is the difference between the sidereal (inertial) year, and the tropical year. There is also the anomalistic year, which is the time between successive perihelia. All three are different.
The difference is due to the precession of both Erf's axis and the apsides.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 15, 2023 10:51 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:23 PM (VwHCD)
We're working on that requirement.
Posted by: The CPSC at January 15, 2023 10:52 PM (BYofY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:45 PM (tkR6S)
I here I thought you enjoyed being knee deep in mechanical assholes. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:52 PM (VwHCD)
I told her I loved her deeply and promised I would never lie to her if I could avoid it.
She laughed.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2023 10:49 PM (xhaym)
* * * *
Fantastic answer!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at January 15, 2023 10:52 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: Zettai at January 15, 2023 10:52 PM (Vx+J7)
It's my understanding that you don't need the college paper to take the bar exam in some locales. Retire to a new career?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 10:46 PM (Bd6X
Nah, law's a hobby for me - I don't actually like most lawyers
...but passing the bar might be an even better retirement plan. I could state bar shop...Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2023 10:52 PM (exHjb)
The crime? Under German Law from the Hitler Times, it is a criminal offense to "falsely represent professional qualifications". The Ph.D. associated honorific of "Dr." may only be used if the Ph.D. is from a German University.
They finessed it eventually based on EU law, but by then the Americans they had gone to much effort and expense to recruit had packed up and gone home.
Posted by: Miklos, Part Two at January 15, 2023 10:53 PM (YYpi2)
Just the cost of the test as far as I know. Maybe the cost of insurance if you decide to anything with your new status after passing the test.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 10:53 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at January 15, 2023 10:53 PM (JjNlG)
By the way, a gentleman never tells a lady, such as Gai that her apsides are precessing. We just take into account, but don't talk about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 15, 2023 10:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
The Editor-in-Chief position remains OPEN
Posted by: PopularPhysics.org at January 15, 2023 10:54 PM (YYpi2)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 15, 2023 10:54 PM (W+kMI)
That chick from The Charismatic Voice interviews Hansi Kursch of Blind Guardian.
https://youtu.be/V4IBx0pAGHk
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 15, 2023 10:51 PM (E9DXT)
I love that woman. I watched her go from opera to metalhead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:55 PM (VwHCD)
And I got the bifold closet door hung, and operating smoothly. Just have to cut and place baseboards, and the closet is finished.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:55 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 15, 2023 10:55 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 15, 2023 10:55 PM (W+kMI)
I told her I loved her deeply and promised I would never lie to her if I could avoid it.
She laughed.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2023 10:49 PM (xhaym)
Were you holding a Twix bar when you said it?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:56 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 15, 2023 10:57 PM (dHzaG)
Remember that skit, "Are we the baddies?" https://tinyurl.com/2hea3h47
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2023 10:57 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Words to live by.
Literally.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 10:58 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2023 10:58 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 15, 2023 10:54 PM (W+kMI)
In Germany. Over something with strong genetic (and thus implicitly racial) undertones. That's pushed especially hard by pro-corpo socialists.
Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2023 10:58 PM (PZvjL)
Spoiler alert: there are more than 12. A lot more.
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2023 10:58 PM (CaJIi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:52 PM (VwHCD)
I enjoy doing it well enough. Not doing it for a living. Because nearly every customer you deal with has a problem, and resents the fact that they have to be there to deal with you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:59 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2023 10:59 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 15, 2023 10:59 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: PabloD at January 15, 2023 10:59 PM (i/IkH)
Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2023 11:00 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2023 10:58 PM (xhaym)
I got burned badly, doing that.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 15, 2023 11:00 PM (tkR6S)
But...I've also pointed out to many girlfriends that many things women do men don't care about - painting your nails? Earrings? "Cute shoes". I don't notice ANY of this stuff.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2023 11:01 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2023 11:01 PM (U2p+3)
Umm, sharks don't like the taste of human flesh.
Of course, the problem is they think it's a tasty seal until they take that first big bite....
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the crews of USS Juneau and USS Indianapolis at least would beg to differ with you. Historically sharks have found human meat tasty enough, especially with a slave ship or a naval battle to give them plenty of it.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 15, 2023 11:01 PM (W+kMI)
I think a lot of kids choose these goofy majors because they think their working life will be just like college, only they'll be getting paid- it's fantasy
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 11:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:02 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 11:03 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 15, 2023 11:03 PM (dHzaG)
I don't know if it's authentic, but it is an interesting read nonetheless, and whomever wrote it had some inside knowledge of how Washington worked and the political figures of the day. I tend to think it a forgery, but I can't discount that it seems almost plausible because of some of the loose ends. He claims to have met everybody who was anybody, including Truman etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2023 11:03 PM (g02KG)
While not encoded in law in I think any western country, most of the major medical organizations have.
But we have he same problem with the Code that we have with the Constitution.
Laws, pieces of paper, pledges, can't stop human beings from doing evil things. Only other people can. And outside of a Governor of Florida or so almost all leaders in the west have refused to do so.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2023 11:03 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021)
Yes, I thought her death was a suicide, and I am sure that was rather public knowledge at one time, but my casual reconnoitering of the internet indicated that little detail had been pretty well vanished. The formal coroner's enquiry ruled it not a "suspicious death".
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 15, 2023 11:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Kindltot
is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 11:04 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at January 15, 2023 10:51 PM (xcxpd)
Kinda sorta.
It wasn't suicide so much as it was "death by misadventure." Apparently she had a little too much to drink (0.33% BAC) and then drowned in the bathtub.
I'm guessing she The Light and thought, "Bloody fookin' 'ell! Oy've really arsed things up now, 'aven't I?"
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 15, 2023 11:04 PM (0V7MA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 10:55 PM (VwHCD)
Behold, the power of the internet!
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 15, 2023 11:05 PM (0V7MA)
no
turns out her BAC was 'snot-slinging drunk' and she accidentally drowned in her bath
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 11:05 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2023 11:05 PM (g02KG)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2023 11:05 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 10:59 PM (tkR6S)
With the harleys the customers can't wait to come into the shop and visit their toy. My customers all have problems. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:05 PM (VwHCD)
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Wife has a niece that we bailed out of jail twice before she was 18. Her mom and dad were divorced and neither had the cash. She is 6'2" and beautiful, could have been a model. Was a big time party girl. Was divorced twice before her 22nd birthday. She turned things around and now is a grade school teacher.
Posted by: Javems at January 15, 2023 11:06 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Berserker, you and my wife should talk. R. hasn't yet found a hair place she likes in our new town. She is very annoyed.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 11:07 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:05 PM (VwHCD)
There's the difference right there: "toy".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 11:08 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 11:03 PM (geLO
Philosopher?
https://youtu.be/k_cn9TVSi2o
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 15, 2023 11:08 PM (EIOJF)
Dolores O’Riordan accidentally drowned when she became trapped under Whitney Houston during a bubble bath party.
Posted by: Too Soon? at January 15, 2023 11:08 PM (JjNlG)
Posted by: Miklos Approves at January 15, 2023 11:09 PM (yUKw+)
I misinterpreted what you were talking about. You were talking about the number of sidereal days per tropical year vs number of mean solar days per tropical year.
Thus this difference is due to the difference between the sidereal day and the mean solar day, not the difference between the 3 types of years I mentioned above.
A sidereal day is one rotation of the Erf as seen in an inertial frame.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 15, 2023 11:09 PM (Mzdiz)
Kind of reminds me of Caligula ordering the construction of a statue of himself in the Temple.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2023 11:10 PM (lc5cP)
So, of course, there isn't going to be nearly the amount of outrage caused by Muslims burning a Christian minister to death as there would be if a single page of the Koran was crinckled. The CCP's treatment of Tibetan Buddhists and Uigar Muslims is totally ignored. How many people even know about much less care about the way the Buddhists of Myanmar treat the Muslim Rohinga? In southern Thailand, the Buddhists and Muslims are battling an undeclared war. But it's the Christians who are evil and deserve everything they get.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 15, 2023 11:10 PM (z7W9M)
Thus this difference is due to the difference between the sidereal day and the mean solar day, not the difference between the 3 types of years I mentioned above.
A sidereal day is one rotation of the Erf as seen in an inertial frame.
Posted by: publiu
I think I'd better drop this class pronto.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 11:10 PM (qoGsy)
It took me a year and 3 stylists to find the right one when we moved. Frustrating. Tell your wife to ask women whose hair looks nice where they get it cut. Eventually she'll find the right stylist.
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at January 15, 2023 11:11 PM (BjGT6)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2023 11:10 PM (lc5cP)
Yeah, the dude was nuts.
Posted by: Senator Incitatus at January 15, 2023 11:13 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: DB
I studied Ancient and Medieval History.
The closer the Burning Times come, the more I think that might pay off.
Posted by: Miklos is Old School at January 15, 2023 11:13 PM (yUKw+)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 15, 2023 11:10 PM (z7W9M)
In both these instances, the muslims are the interlopers. Tough shit, go home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 11:13 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 15, 2023 11:10 PM (z7W9M)
That's my assessment of it as well--major daddy issues driving some really questionable friend/foe selections that ultimately ends in tears and blood when some proper villains exploit it to gain power.
Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2023 11:13 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: University of Miklos at January 15, 2023 11:14 PM (yUKw+)
Posted by: Zettai at January 15, 2023 11:15 PM (ZHsvV)
Posted by: Tonypete
NO REFUNDS
Posted by: University of Miklos at January 15, 2023 11:14 PM (yUKw+)
Credit exchanges?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2023 11:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2023 11:15 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 11:10 PM (qoGsy)
You and me both.
I need a drink to get my head spinning in time with the Erf.
Posted by: RickZ at January 15, 2023 11:15 PM (emlEe)
Don't bring shit up that doesn't apply. It is totally illegal under US law, black letter law, to force or coerce anyone to participate in medical trials or experimentation. Fully informed consent is required.
The USG has been breaking that law since the 1940s at least. Military, federal prisoners, college students, and po' folk in the ghettos were "patients" of choice for all kinds of stuff. They've contaminated water supplies, and did some other biological agent testing. Also nuclear fallout testing.
Remember the CIA agent who jumped (or was pushed) out of a window whilst on LSD? The reason they were messing with him, was because he was a whistleblower about another Acid Test on some island somewhere, some other country, a bunch of people were killed. All of the Universities were doing spook shit testing for hypnosis and mind control, manchurian candidate hidden personality stuff. My dad went to a small college in Iowa, and he mentioned one time he signed up for some psych deal, they played recordings of something while sleeping, seeing what people retained or learned while asleep. That was almost certainly some spook shit contracted
Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2023 11:16 PM (g02KG)
Posted by: University of Miklos, by own Admission at January 15, 2023 11:16 PM (yUKw+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2023 11:17 PM (Bd6X8)
The closer the Burning Times come, the more I think that might pay off.
Posted by: Miklos is Old School at January 15, 2023 11:13 PM (yUKw+)
Admittedly, I find myself thinking a lot more about guys like Alexander, Caesar and Genghis Khan lately. Capable field commanders who got yuge by ripping the guts out of decadent fallen empires. How did they do it? What were the pitfalls? How was the organization handled?
And, most importantly, how does one pick out a winner in such a situation?
Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2023 11:17 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 15, 2023 11:18 PM (Qzn2/)
California's not going to go broke as long as the
Fed Gov. keeps funding it.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 15, 2023 11:18 PM (8E/wP)
This is really not that hard to grok, it's just the jargon is sort of arcane. The Earth completes one inertial rotation is (mean) 86164.0905s, or 23 hr, 56 m, an 4s. The mean solar day is, by definition 86400s.
While the Erf is rotating, it's also moving around the Sun. It takes the Erf more than one rotation to catch back up with Sun.
The apparent longitudnal speed of the Sun in the sky varies, due to both the eccentricity of the Erf's orbit, as well as the tilt of the axis relative to that orbital plane.
Thus an average speed defines the solar day, known thus as "mean solar day". THis is the meaning of "mean" in something like Greenwich Mean Time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 15, 2023 11:19 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * corazon espinado at January 15, 2023 11:19 PM (c6APp)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 15, 2023 11:19 PM (W+kMI)
"If moslems are so peaceful why are so many people afraid to offend them?
"If Christians are so dangerous, why is no one afraid to offend them?"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 15, 2023 11:20 PM (cq4C8)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 11:07 PM (qoGsy)
I bet. My mom cut hair. She always did mine, and she was good, had her license, went to school for it when she was younger. The constant battle was making her not cut any more than to just trim the dead ends. It was nerve racking always having to watch, because she always wanted to cut more, because mom. After she died I started having it cut out in the world. That was worse, because all the chicks want to sculpt you into some fantasy figure they got in their fucking head. Oh you should do this, oh you should do that, let me cut this more here, etc etc. No..NO FUCK NO. I'm a metal guitar player, not a pop star, not the cover from the GQ magazine, I want it long, and I want it right, I want it fucking viking, can you do that or not. The girl I have been using does musician's hair, her specialty is long hair on dudes, and her color was spectacular, matches my real color perfect, and she uses 2 or 3 different ones for the roots, the little accents, etc etc. She was amazing. I'm pissed actually.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:20 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2023 11:20 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 15, 2023 11:21 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
GLAREUNGS
Posted by: Mutti Merkel at January 15, 2023 11:21 PM (yUKw+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2023 11:21 PM (U2p+3)
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PRO TIP: Alexander was good at conquest, mediocre to poor at consolidation. His death left a bunch of unassimilated territories to be warred over by five of his generals while his presumed heir, a baby, got the sword.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 15, 2023 11:22 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Tonypete
Think of it this way.
Put the Earth at 6:00 relative to the sun. Where you're standing, it's high noon, with the sun directly overhead.
Half a year later, if the Earth is in the same position, you're facing exactly away from the sun, and it's midnight, not noon. The earth would need an extra half-rotation for it to still be "noon" for you.
Same thing for the next half-year, so the Earth has to rotate one more time than the number of days in a year, every year.
Posted by: mikeski is doing forbidden Math now, sorry at January 15, 2023 11:23 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
When I last had hair, Leonid Brezhnev was only Party Deputy General Secretary.
Posted by: Miklos is how you say, low maintenance at January 15, 2023 11:23 PM (yUKw+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2023 11:24 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 15, 2023 11:21 PM (W+kMI)
Just remember, that if they do, you have to pay the Buffalo Bill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 11:24 PM (tkR6S)
Half a year later, if the Earth is in the same position, you're facing exactly away from the sun, and it's midnight, not noon. The earth would need an extra half-rotation for it to still be "noon" for you.
Posted by: mikeski
Darleen and me play that game
Posted by: Miklos is low on Natty Daddys at January 15, 2023 11:25 PM (yUKw+)
Posted by: Common Tater
Annie Jacobsen's books deal with Deep State/alphabet agencies clandestine studies and projects from the late 40s on. She covers some scary shit.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 11:25 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 15, 2023 11:22 PM (Qzn2/)
I think someone could do a really good Game Of Thrones knockoff show about that series of wars. The wokesters would love it since, Greeks being Greeks, the rampant sex scenes don't have to involve any women.
Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2023 11:26 PM (PZvjL)
Half a year later, when the earth is at "12:00" relative to the sun.....
.....so the earlier "starting with the earth at 6:00" makes sense.
Posted by: mikeski revises and extends his remarks at January 15, 2023 11:27 PM (P1f+c)
Placing a bust of a Ukrainian president in the U.S. Capitol could only seem like a good idea if you're really, really high
They ought to install a miniature of the new MLK statue in the capitol.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2023 11:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Just Sayin... at January 15, 2023 11:28 PM (JjNlG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2023 11:21 PM (U2p+3)
Bengals win?
Posted by: Javems at January 15, 2023 11:29 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 11:29 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Just Sayin
Therefore, shake bootys
Posted by: KC and the Sunshine Band feat. Miklos at January 15, 2023 11:30 PM (yUKw+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 15, 2023 11:22 PM (Qzn2/)
Didn't he leave a lot to his butt buddy Ptolemy?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:30 PM (VwHCD)
The moon does not rotate about its longitudinal axis. It simply travels an arc around the earth. Think about it traveling in a straight line without rotating... Now, bend that line around the earth: Still not rotating.
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at January 15, 2023 11:30 PM (nVC+w)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 15, 2023 11:30 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2023 11:31 PM (Xrfse)
The last time I'd had my hair cut, it was by the one and only, The Lovely and Long-Suffering Mrs Z in the early days of the bat flu hysteria...
I discovered the gal has a deeply seeded hair-cutting fetish and got so aroused at the time she could barely walk!
Should I let her cut my hair again??
Posted by: Zettai at January 15, 2023 11:31 PM (L1lfF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
They could have just bronzed an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
Posted by: Cost Effective Miklos at January 15, 2023 11:31 PM (yUKw+)
Posted by: Just Sayin...
>Now do asses.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2023 11:32 PM (Er3sM)
Posted by: Just Sayin
Is this related to "the average human contains slightly more than one skeleton"?
Posted by: mikeski (your mom had two for several months just before your birthday) at January 15, 2023 11:32 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:30 PM (VwHCD)
He didn't leave behind any sort of will, really, he just up and died after one of his epic booze benders. His companions attempted a peaceful division of territory but it didn't go well, and the one most capable of keeping things together got shanked a year or so later. Ptolemy was smart enough to stay out of the worst of the fighting, though.
Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2023 11:34 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 11:29 PM (qoGsy)
And yet it probably didn't look as good this past year in corsicana, because the girl who normally does it was in the hospital, and was out for over a month. A friend of her's had to do it. Not bad color, but she didn;t have the cut quite as good. Yeah, its a fuck ton of work. the big secret...flat iron. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:34 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:30 PM (VwHCD)
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Don't laugh. Ptolemy initiated the Ptolemaic Dynasty that ruled Egypt until Cleopatra VII rolled herself up into a carpet and showed Marc Antony her asp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 15, 2023 11:34 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Just Sayin...
Now do asses.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and everyone else's stinks?
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 11:34 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at January 15, 2023 11:30 PM (nVC+w)
Sit on the North Pole of the Moon. Be sure to take a La-Z-Boy, and some air, but mostly air. Look directly at Earth. It will be directly in front of you as long as you sit there. But the stars around and behind Earth will slowly change, until 28+ days have passed, and then you see the same ones that were there when you started. The Moon rotates once a month.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 11:36 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2023 11:34 PM (PZvjL)
I thought he died from some fever, or bug. Booze, huh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:37 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
And suddenly my mental image of you has gone from "metal guitarist" to "half that, half Johnny Winter."
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 11:38 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 15, 2023 11:34 PM (Qzn2/)
Very true. Most people don't know cleopatra wasn't even egyptian.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:38 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 15, 2023 11:38 PM (dHzaG)
But...she specifically chose the school she did for their graduate program. She has a long range plan so I guess that's a good thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2023 11:39 PM (anj39)
And she's willing to admit that she's that stupid because in the entertainment industry, being dumb is a given. Now she can get back to telling conservatives how awful we are.
I am not completely sure because the little I ever saw of her didn't seem interesting, but I think she got in because a while ago she was hot enough to be a live in for some entertainment bigwig and gets enough attention from who knows who to stay alive on the outskirts. Kind of a slightly younger version of Kathy Griffin.
Posted by: azjaeger at January 15, 2023 11:39 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 11:36 PM (tkR6S)
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It's been said that when many moons hang out together after a while their rotational periods sync themselves.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 15, 2023 11:39 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:37 PM (VwHCD)
They didn't call him Alexander the Grape for no reason at all, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 11:39 PM (tkR6S)
If you establish yourself in a a shelter on the moon's equator with 28 cases of beer and a crate of hand lotion, in 28 days you will be dead from beer potomania and friction burns!
Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at January 15, 2023 11:39 PM (JjNlG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
True- she was Elizabethan
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 15, 2023 11:40 PM (geLO8)
The Moon rotates, period. Its rotational period is 27.322 mean solar days. You can define a mean solar day for the Moon as well, the time for the sun to appear directly overhead a given position again. That would be about 29.53 mean (Erf) solar days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 15, 2023 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
True- she was Elizabethan
Posted by: DB
Taylor made for the part.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2023 11:41 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
And suddenly my mental image of you has gone from "metal guitarist" to "half that, half Johnny Winter."
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 11:38 PM (P1f+c)
The flat iron actually puts a slight shine to it. Its a trick the girl who did my hair showed me. It also made it straighter which was cool, it didn't frizz up as fast in the humidity. Its been a good 5 years, I'm going to miss her. She wasn't young either, but she's been doing it since the 80's.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:42 PM (VwHCD)
Does she know Mt Rushmore is not a natural rock formation?
Posted by: Javems at January 15, 2023 11:42 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 15, 2023 11:43 PM (3cGpq)
Bers, Why the move to Delaware? Didn't you offer to do her kitchen over for her??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 15, 2023 11:43 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Javems at January 15, 2023 11:42 PM (AmoqO)
In it's natural state, it looked like the four Marx Brothers. Gutson Borglum just edited a little.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 11:45 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:38 PM (VwHCD)
Because she was Black!
Posted by: Leftists at January 15, 2023 11:45 PM (Angsy)
You've only proven my point. The moon ORBITS around the earth, but does not rotate.
Fight me!!
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at January 15, 2023 11:45 PM (nVC+w)
/althistory
ONT Greetings, Horde. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2023 11:47 PM (e6UQI)
Fight me!!
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at January 15, 2023 11:45 PM (nVC+w)
Pssst. It nutates, too. But we don't speak of that in polite company.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 11:48 PM (tkR6S)
No, they are really, really drunk. Starting with Nancy, tell me who's not a heavy drinker. You get that far in life -- old age in the U.S. fucking Congress (seriously, where else in history would someone power hungry grow old better?) -- why stop guzzling? And people can seemingly be socially functional (they're not being involuntarily housed) and still make some of the most monumentally-stupid decisions ever made.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2023 11:48 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth
Did you see the story about the pharmacy that delivers directly to Congressional offices?
Posted by: Miklos will have what they're having at January 15, 2023 11:50 PM (6BwxR)
https://tinyurl.com/3npwut7s
I miss those, but I miss shikuwasa soda more....
Posted by: pookysgirl, longing for Okinawa at January 15, 2023 11:50 PM (XKZwp)
Didn't he leave a lot to his butt buddy Ptolemy?
When Alexander died he had a pregnant wife and there was much interest in whether she would have a daughter or son.
It was a son...but since he was just an infant he wasn't able to protect himself.
Alex also had a brother - but he was substantially mentally handicapped.
Within a few years Alex's son, brother, and mother were all dead.
Ptolemy saw a defensible area he could claim in Egypt and did so - but the empire fell apart into internecine war that it never recovered from
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2023 11:51 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
NUTELLA!!!!
Posted by: Miklos-Stanley Kowalski at January 15, 2023 11:51 PM (6BwxR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
She stood out to begin with, but eventually she learned to walk like one.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 11:52 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2023 11:53 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Tonypete
Mrs. Sock has cut my hair for almost 4 decades . It gets easier every year . Several weeks ago , she commented disparagingly on the state of my beard . Butthurt, I defended my JEB Stuart look. Her response was that I looked more like Papillon after 3 years on Devils Island . I told her that I would take of my beard but asked if she would cut my hair . She said she would if she could trim my beard also . No way, I'll cut my own hair. How hard could it be, I don't have that much? Last time I cut my own hair I believe I was 5. She's been referring to me as Alfalfa for the last two weeks because of the spot I missed on the back of my head. I'm hoping she only milks this for a couple more days before she relents and fixes it
Posted by: Sock Monkey * corazon espinado at January 15, 2023 11:53 PM (c6APp)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 15, 2023 11:43 PM (a4EWo)
Well like I said, she wasn't that young. I'm guessing very late 50's, and her husband retired. They moved to delaware for retirement purposes. She said she was taking her chair with her, so she'll still work occasionally. Don't do me any good, lol. Still, i can probably get to her in 2 hours. It might be worth it if the new girl is a disaster, but according to her she is very good, and she gave her all the color formulas that she uses on me. I'm hoping. She is closer too, so maybe I'll luck out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:53 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2023 11:38 PM (VwHCD)
Because she was Black!
We actually know her family history in detail because the Greeks recorded such things. I believe there is ONE individual who we don't his know ethnicity who likely was a local Egyptian. And yes this is where the left claims "she was black". Even though the one person we don't know for sure was almost certainly...Egyptian not black.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2023 11:54 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2023 11:48 PM (KAi1n)
I recall walking in The Hill heading for drinks at Bullfeathers. I passed a well known senator. Higher than a kite. This dude was on something. If one of my troops looked like that I would have sent them to the hospital for a piss test.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2023 11:55 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2023 11:56 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: 18-1
Leftists do like their one-drop rule.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 11:56 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2023 11:56 PM (P1f+c)
If you have to hang them twice, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 11:57 PM (tkR6S)
And yes, that's why.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2023 11:58 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: McDizzle at January 15, 2023 11:58 PM (9ug63)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2023 11:58 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
It is Better to be well hung the first time.
Posted by: Miklos quotes, how you say, the Paolo at January 15, 2023 11:59 PM (6BwxR)
Posted by: The frat guy pulling up his pants at January 15, 2023 11:59 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: McDizzle at January 15, 2023 11:58 PM (9ug63)
They would impregnate themselves, if they could ever get around to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2023 12:01 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Moon Moon at January 16, 2023 12:01 AM (6BwxR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Klein-bottle condoms!
Posted by: mikeski is on a geometry kick tonight at January 16, 2023 12:02 AM (P1f+c)
Alexander was bereft (they had to reag him away from the body by force).
Obviously his drinking got worse.
But it's hard to say what killed him. He got skunk drink one night, then felt ill and died 12 days later. Several infectious and metabolic diseases coukd have done it, including pancreatitis. Poison is always possible (prime suspect would have been the Macedonian general Antipater)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 16, 2023 12:03 AM (BtmcP)
Note exactly the same but after watching Predestination I looked up whether that was possible.
The wiki article mentioned that there have been fertile hermaphrodites (though the number is VERY small) but none have, as far as we know, impregnated themselves.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:03 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2023 12:03 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Zettai at January 16, 2023 12:04 AM (8mCvv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Klein-bottle condoms!
Posted by: mikeski
For some reason I am thinking of those candy wax bottles of whatever was in them.
Posted by: Miklos wondering Why even as a Child at January 16, 2023 12:06 AM (6BwxR)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 16, 2023 12:07 AM (8E/wP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 16, 2023 12:07 AM (BtmcP)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2023 12:08 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2023 12:08 AM
*sniff
That's beautiful, man...
Posted by: Zettai at January 16, 2023 12:10 AM (8mCvv)
Why did bankrobbers go after banks?
So of course as password managers before more popular they will be more targeted by hackers.
I honestly think internet security of ever more and more complex passwords is an exercise in stupidity.
Until you make the cost of hacking equal to the cost of society for doing it you will never stop it.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:10 AM (lc5cP)
Maren Morris got emotional Friday after fulfilling her “decade-long dream” of appearing as a guest on “RuPaul’s Drag Race” and apologized for the way the country music world treated the LGBTQ community,...
Grand Ole Oprey would let Hank Williams perform there because of his wicked ways.
it's coming
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 16, 2023 12:10 AM (8E/wP)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2023 12:11 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2023 11:57 PM (tkR6S)
Hanging. The only job that if you do it wrong, you get a head.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 12:11 AM (Angsy)
She looks like the woman from the "who farted" meme.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:11 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: 18-1
I am pleasing for assist with your issue, can you provide the following Informations
Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre at January 16, 2023 12:12 AM (6BwxR)
Posted by: Stan at January 16, 2023 12:12 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
That....that is just mean
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at January 16, 2023 12:13 AM (6BwxR)
The U.S. military's new, expanded combat training of Ukrainian forces began in Germany on Sunday, with a goal of getting a battalion of about 500 troops back on the battlefield to fight the Russians in the next five to eight weeks, said Gen. Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Great.
50 quatloos says a spetnatz team makes a move on Grafenwoehr in the next 30 days.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:13 AM (anj39)
During COVID I noticed I stopped getting the Chinese/Indian spam/hacking attempts.
They are back now of course.
Though a few air to surface missiles and I'm convinced they'd go away forever.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:13 AM (lc5cP)
The interesting word here is "back". One would presume that any units with combat experience in Ukeland would already have better training then they could get from us.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:15 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 12:16 AM (D0eLk)
Who the fu*k is Morris and who gave it authority to speak for all of the country music world?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:16 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at January 16, 2023 12:13 AM (6BwxR)
Well, it was a stretch.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 12:16 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2023 12:16 AM (ZEa+g)
Posted by: Miklos is On the Spectrum at January 16, 2023 12:17 AM (6BwxR)
"Sashay left! Now, pirouette right! Now, prance forward!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2023 12:17 AM (tkR6S)
The U.S. military's new, expanded combat training of Ukrainian forces began in Germany on Sunday, with a goal of getting a battalion of about 500 troops back on the battlefield to fight the Russians in the next five to eight weeks, said Gen. Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Great.
50 quatloos says a spetnatz team makes a move on Grafenwoehr in the next 30 days.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:13 AM (anj39)
Milley vanilley just can't shut the fuck up, can he?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2023 12:17 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos is On the Spectrum at January 16, 2023 12:17 AM (6BwxR)
Err...let me take a nipple and see...
/splat
Uh looks like no
Posted by: Some Aasp at January 16, 2023 12:17 AM (lc5cP)
Going to bed.
Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2023 12:18 AM (AmoqO)
Where was she from?
Aspen?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 12:16 AM (D0eLk)
She was Macedonian greek.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2023 12:18 AM (VwHCD)
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I would be annoyed by this but who the hell is Maren Morris? I really have no idea.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 12:19 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:15 AM (lc5cP)
Good point but I suspect the Uke army is in some disarray. I'm guessing the plan is to rotate three or four battalions thru Graf and then increase to brigade level. Teach them to fight as a combined arms team and...oh how fortunate, teach them to be interoperable with NATO.
What a surprise!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:20 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
She stood out to begin with, but eventually she learned to walk like one.
Posted by: mikeski
I am still having Bad Bad Thoughts about Susanna Hoffs
Just like 30 years ago
Posted by: Miklosian Midnight Confessions at January 16, 2023 12:21 AM (6BwxR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 12:22 AM (63Dwl)
Combined arms seems to work differently in this conflict as tankers on both sides have found - if the enemy can see you it can kill you.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:22 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia at January 16, 2023 12:22 AM (6BwxR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2023 12:17 AM (tkR6S)
"The French Mistake."
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give them a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake!
Posted by: RickZ at January 16, 2023 12:23 AM (emlEe)
Before Alex's father Phillip but the beat down on the rest of Greece the Greeks saw the Macedonians as, at best, their hick, half barbarian cousins.
That changed of course when Alex conquered most of the known world.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:24 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 12:19 AM (sAmhv)
Some woman country singer from Texas. Cute, but woke, evidently.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2023 12:24 AM (tkR6S)
I would be annoyed by this but who the hell is Maren Morris? I really have no idea.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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I don't either but it's disgusting. They've already degraded country music enough. Well, when you cross that Red River, Hoss, there'll always be Texas swing.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 16, 2023 12:24 AM (8E/wP)
Where was she from?
Aspen?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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All I know about Cleopatra is that she always dyed her hair when visiting north Africa.
Thus the saying, 'Henna worn for Tunis'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2023 12:25 AM (SbUgV)
Posted by: RickZ
"l'Outrance, toujours l'outrance!"
Posted by: Miklos needs a Napoleon hat at January 16, 2023 12:25 AM (6BwxR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 12:25 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:22 AM (lc5cP)
Hence combined.
More artillery firing smoke and WP. And lets give them fourth gen night vision stuff so they can fight at night.
And aviation assets.
Aww Hell, lets just do it for them!
Fucking Milley.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:26 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Cleopatra was famous for her Tunis Salad Sammiches
Posted by: Miklos, and a few other "skillz" at January 16, 2023 12:26 AM (6BwxR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Klein-bottle condoms!
Posted by: mikeski
For some reason I am thinking of those candy wax bottles of whatever was in them.
Posted by: Miklos
A Klein bottle is a 4D version of the 3D moebius strip. They both have only one surface; the top and bottom are the same on a moebius strip, and the inside and outside are the same on a klein bottle.
Also, if you build a model of a klein bottle in 3D space, it is self-intersecting. The "neck" of the bottle goes through the side of the bottle.
So wearing a self-intersecting condom, where the inside is the same as the outside, would let a hermaphrodite impregnate themselves.
Posted by: mikeski assesses himself 14 demerits for explaining the joke at January 16, 2023 12:27 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 16, 2023 12:27 AM (8E/wP)
Posted by: Berserker
Ivan has been encouraging him on Twitter. In between, they have enlisted the Russian mafia to train Iran in the subtle art of hacking US infrastructure systems
Posted by: Sock Monkey * corazon espinado at January 16, 2023 12:28 AM (c6APp)
Mrs.D says I need a shower.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:28 AM (anj39)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 12:25 AM (KFhLj)
Her virtue signal is blinking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2023 12:28 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Theodore at January 16, 2023 12:29 AM (pGonq)
Posted by: Miklos, whether he needs one or not at January 16, 2023 12:29 AM (6BwxR)
The female lead, Andrea Riseborough, is stunningly better looking as a brunette then as a blonde. That is not common. But the fair skin pairs really well with darker hair.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:30 AM (lc5cP)
So wearing a self-intersecting condom, where the inside is the same as the outside, would let a hermaphrodite impregnate themselves.
Posted by: mikeski assesses himself 14 demerits for explaining the joke at January 16, 2023 12:27 AM (P1f+c)
This makes my head hurt. And my ass, for that matter.
Posted by: Ourobouros, the worm at January 16, 2023 12:31 AM (tkR6S)
Yeah, that's what I was taught. You take a bath every Saturday night whether you really need it or not.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2023 12:31 AM (Mzdiz)
She stank.
And the college was somewhere with plenty of water...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:32 AM (lc5cP)
I can't figure her out. She's a chameleon. Sometimes, she's gorgeous. And other times, she's near-homely.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 12:34 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: 18-1
I recycle all my water.
That's what the drains leading to the water-treatment plant are for.
Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 12:35 AM (P1f+c)
Alexander the Great was Macedonian, not Greek.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2023 12:36 AM (g02KG)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * corazon espinado at January 16, 2023 12:28 AM (c6APp)
Wouldn't it just be cheaper and easier to bribe someone for it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 12:37 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Common Tater
Now, about that whole Istanbul/Constantinople thing....
Posted by: Miklosious Paleologous at January 16, 2023 12:39 AM (YYpi2)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Yeah, but.....
Probation is a stone Bitch
Posted by: Reality Winner at January 16, 2023 12:40 AM (YYpi2)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 16, 2023 12:40 AM (/Qz4j)
Posted by: Miklos finds his Inner Double Y at January 16, 2023 12:41 AM (YYpi2)
I feel so pretty!
Posted by: Miklos finds his Inner Double Y at January 16, 2023 12:41 AM (YYpi2)
YYRU
YYUB
ICUR
YY4me
Posted by: Ourobouros, the worm at January 16, 2023 12:43 AM (tkR6S)
And Mary, isn't it wonderful that the Town Council now allows your Special Friend Ahmed and the members of his Faith Community to do the things with the sheep and goats right there at the Unitarian Universalist Cultural Center?
And the new minaret is so pretty!
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at January 16, 2023 12:45 AM (YYpi2)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Hacking has multiple avenues of attack
Posted by: Sock Monkey * corazon espinado at January 16, 2023 12:46 AM (c6APp)
I feel so pretty!
The only thing hotter then one ladypenis is...two ladypenises!
Posted by: David French at January 16, 2023 12:49 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Miklos listens at January 16, 2023 12:50 AM (YYpi2)
Hmm, you don't mind if I take a look behind this curtain do you WWOZ?
Posted by: Dorothy and her little dog toto too! at January 16, 2023 12:51 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Miklos listens at January 16, 2023 12:50 AM (YYpi2)
That's so outdated!
Posted by: The New Privilege at January 16, 2023 12:52 AM (Angsy)
I was a distinct minority on that bus.
Posted by: Miklos so recalls at January 16, 2023 12:52 AM (YYpi2)
I feel so pretty!
Posted by: Miklos
Whose ass do I have to kiss to get the cool hashes that you get ?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at January 16, 2023 12:54 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2023 12:55 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Dieter at T-Mobile/Deutsche Telekom
Posted by: Miklos is so informed at January 16, 2023 12:57 AM (YYpi2)
Posted by: Cicero
She collects it. She is our Neighborhood People's Compost Cooperative Facilitator!
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at January 16, 2023 01:00 AM (YYpi2)
/Quizzical look
Posted by: The Poopsmith at January 16, 2023 01:00 AM (lc5cP)
The corollary to Rule One was that IF you were arrested DO NOT CALL UNTIL MORNING or else he promised to leave us in jail all weekend until arraignment Monday morning.
It worked because we believed him.
Posted by: Hobbiehawk at January 16, 2023 01:02 AM (MliOx)
Posted by: Miklos is so informed
I swore off sour kraut awhile back
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 01:02 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2023 01:03 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Miklos in best Flip Wilson voice at January 16, 2023 01:03 AM (YYpi2)
Posted by: Miklos may not be sleepy enough yet at January 16, 2023 01:04 AM (YYpi2)
Two failings:
1) They forgot to mention journalism.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2023 10:19 PM (2tUFv)
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No it's covered by Communications - the word journalism is no longer sexy and too specific.
Of course when I first heard that I assumed radio transmitters, TV antennas, etc.
Posted by: Ciampino -- red faces not palefaces at January 16, 2023 01:10 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:22 AM (lc5cP)
This is the first war in quite a while where both sides are large and reasonably evenly matched in technology and manpower. Nothing at all like the sandbox turkey shoots the Americans are always getting into or the various squabbles between tin-pot African warlords and their little technical squads. And it's the Slavs, so they know siege warfare.
Posted by: CppThis at January 16, 2023 01:11 AM (PZvjL)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2023 10:19 PM (2tUFv)
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No it's covered by Communications - the word journalism is no longer sexy and too specific.
Of course when I first heard that I assumed radio transmitters, TV antennas, etc.
Posted by: Ciampino
Get 'er Done
Posted by: Miklos the cable Guy and former Journo-type at January 16, 2023 01:17 AM (NUlxh)
*plugs quarter into jukebox*
A little Aussie, zydeco rock
https://tinyurl.com/fss5wz6b
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 01:19 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 12:25 AM (KFhLj)
Her virtue signal is blinking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2023 12:28 AM (tkR6S)
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She needs to top it up with Orange Turn-Signal Fluid.
Posted by: Ciampino - don't use the Green stuff at January 16, 2023 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 01:27 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
That....that is just mean
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at January 16, 2023 12:13 AM (6BwxR)
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Was it Chemical Ali whose head got ripped off?
Posted by: Ciampino - don't use the Green liquid at January 16, 2023 01:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Puddleglum
If it was 8 track all you'd need is a book of matches
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 01:32 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: Ciampino - don't use the Green stuff at January 16, 2023 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
This Orange is not for turning.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 01:33 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Ciampino - don't use the Green liquid at January 16, 2023 01:29 AM (qfLjt)
Pretty sure is was Hussein.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 01:34 AM (Angsy)
If it was 8 track all you'd need is a book of matches
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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I have no idea what either of those are.
Posted by: A Millennial at January 16, 2023 01:34 AM (GxhRW)
Posted by: A Millennial at January 16, 2023 01:34 AM (GxhRW)
A book is like a really thick iPhone.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 01:36 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 01:43 AM (Angsy)
She stank.
And the college was somewhere with plenty of water...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2023 12:32 AM (lc5cP)
Sounds like one of Average Daughter's roommates her last year in college. Humboldt State, so not surprising. Plenty of water there. They called her "Caveman"... but not to her face, I think.
Posted by: Average Guy at January 16, 2023 01:49 AM (lPHZZ)
This thing on?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 01:43 AM (Angsy)
Ok, guess no one's here. Imma gonna karaoke.
https://tinyurl.com/299kw8ez
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 01:50 AM (Angsy)
https://tinyurl.com/fss5wz6b
Posted by: Sock Monkey
damn
And I done kicked my boots off
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mate at January 16, 2023 01:50 AM (yUKw+)
This thing on?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I turned sleep mode off on my interwebs device. Sitting on the porch smoking part of my nighttime cig. Listening to the rain. Up until December 24th we had received about 5 feet of snow. Since the 24th its been raining. Winter ain't so pretty right now and it's dang slippery. Oh well, I'll take whatever gets dished out. I have two Great Horneds talking to each other down by the crick. Very relaxing.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 01:50 AM (c6APp)
https://is.gd/G4quhl
Posted by: Ciampino - Chinese batteries at January 16, 2023 01:53 AM (qfLjt)
The white kids in this video are old friends
They had to import Big Jay
https://tinyurl.com/4yy6err2
Posted by: Le Mikleuse de Hongrie at January 16, 2023 01:54 AM (yUKw+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 01:50 AM (c6APp)
I figured people were falling asleep or doing something else. That happens to me most nights.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 01:54 AM (Angsy)
Ok, guess no one's here. Imma gonna karaoke.
https://tinyurl.com/299kw8ez
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Wondering why the first thought that popped into my head was I wonder what " he" identifies as?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 01:55 AM (c6APp)
GOP members brand Florida Governor Ron DeSantis an uncharismatic 'paper tiger' who could 'screw up or fade' before 2024 election, despite dazzling midterms win.
https://mol.im/a/11638723
Posted by: Ciampino - Chinese grifters at January 16, 2023 01:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Pat?
Posted by: Miklos hazards a Guess at January 16, 2023 01:56 AM (yUKw+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 01:55 AM (c6APp)
The comments seem to imply he's a comedian and it was a joke.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 01:56 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mate
A little more from the four Aussie brothers .
https://tinyurl.com/3mz9tfv8
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 01:57 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 16, 2023 01:58 AM (+I6Y/)
https://mol.im/a/11638723
Posted by: Ciampino
Another tragic case of Penis Envy
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Freud at January 16, 2023 01:58 AM (yUKw+)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I kinda of assumed that, but that was still the first thought that popped into my head . I blame it on my ADD
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 01:59 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: a dude in MI
If xe transitioned, transitioned back, transitioned again
Three Times a Lady
Posted by: Musical Miklos at January 16, 2023 02:00 AM (yUKw+)
Posted by: Ciampino - How about 35 like the President? at January 16, 2023 02:00 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/11638723
Posted by: Ciampino - Chinese grifters at January 16, 2023 01:56 AM (qfLjt)
Hmm, no names given for these "GOP members." Probably the Times, the Post, you know, right leaning newspapers....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 02:01 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 02:01 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2023 02:01 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2023 02:01 AM (KAi1n)
Look at those old pictures of Iran before the mullahs. Thanks, Jimmy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 16, 2023 02:03 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Miklos hazards a Guess
Speaking of comedians named Pat
https://tinyurl.com/3mz9tfv8
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 02:05 AM (c6APp)
https://is.gd/G3NlRj
Posted by: CiWhen did Apple go woke?ampino - at January 16, 2023 02:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pat Paulsen 2024! at January 16, 2023 02:10 AM (NUlxh)
I should probably just squirt some up my nose twice a day.
Posted by: Miklos is self-medicating again at January 16, 2023 02:16 AM (CWJtR)
Posted by: Miklos can explain at January 16, 2023 02:19 AM (CWJtR)
Posted by: Miklos can explain at January 16, 2023 02:19 AM (CWJtR)
Don't worry, I'm on the phone with Xi!
Posted by: General Hotlipstick Miley at January 16, 2023 02:21 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * with the new and improved blue cross of St. Andrew at January 16, 2023 02:24 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
I think he's On the Road with Charles Kuralt
Posted by: Miklos guesses again at January 16, 2023 02:27 AM (RvquZ)
Posted by: Miklos can explain
Hello, my name is "Todd". Is your computer plugged in? Have you tried turning it off and back on?
Posted by: Late night ONT tech support not named Pixy at January 16, 2023 02:28 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: Late night ONT tech support
Bullshit.
Your name is being "Greg".
Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre of Excellence at January 16, 2023 02:39 AM (RvquZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2023 02:48 AM (CsVWE)
Your name is being "Greg".
Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre
Greg is a Mader chod. He is busy right now
Posted by: Late night ONT tech support not named Pixy at January 16, 2023 02:50 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2023 02:57 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * up after Mrs. Sock has gone to bed at January 16, 2023 02:59 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * up after Mrs. Sock has gone to bed at January 16, 2023 02:59 AM (c6APp)
She made $18376 dollars last month. That buys some really comfortable sweat pants.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2023 03:05 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 03:08 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Aetius451A
Sweat pants? Meh. Hey Kimberly, what's Sara wearing?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * up after Mrs. Sock has gone to bed at January 16, 2023 03:10 AM (c6APp)
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 03:13 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2023 03:19 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip's Breakfast Club at January 16, 2023 03:23 AM (CWJtR)
Posted by: Skip
If I were a carpenter
And Kim were a lady
Posted by: Miklos advises caution at January 16, 2023 03:25 AM (CWJtR)
Posted by: mikeski
we get an allowance
Posted by: Kim's Sweatshop Kids at January 16, 2023 03:26 AM (CWJtR)
Posted by: Kim's Sweatshop Kids at January 16, 2023 03:27 AM (CWJtR)
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2023 03:28 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Kim's Sweatshop Kids at January 16, 2023 03:30 AM (CWJtR)
Posted by: Kim's Sweatshop Kids at January 16, 2023 03:30 AM (CWJtR)
(Help ! Help ! Lemme OUT !)
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2023 03:39 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2023 03:55 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at January 16, 2023 03:56 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Miklos eyes askance at January 16, 2023 03:56 AM (GF4V4)
Posted by: JQ at January 16, 2023 03:56 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at January 16, 2023 03:57 AM (GF4V4)
Posted by: JQ at January 16, 2023 03:57 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Miklos, but a Bloody Mary might be an idea later at January 16, 2023 03:59 AM (GF4V4)
Posted by: JQ, waaayyy North of the Mason Dixon at January 16, 2023 03:59 AM (o0Fxd)
How you ?
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2023 04:01 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ, waaayyy North of the Mason Dixon at January 16, 2023 04:01 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2023 04:02 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ, waaayyy North of the Mason Dixon at January 16, 2023 04:03 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 04:03 AM (xhxe8)
Fine and dandy here. How you?
Posted by: JQ, waaayyy North of the Mason Dixon
Hmmm....Fair to middling !
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2023 04:03 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Miklos has WORD POWER at January 16, 2023 04:03 AM (GF4V4)
Posted by: JQ, waaayyy North of the Mason Dixon at January 16, 2023 04:04 AM (o0Fxd)
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A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)