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Mike Lindell: I'm Going to Prove That the Elections In Miami/Dade County Were Rigged... By Ron DeSantis

I can't think of any reason for him to make this claim -- WITHOUT EVIDENCE, as Jake Tapper's snarky chyrons would say -- except to show that it's not just that Trump's numbers are rigged downwards, it's that the numbers of his potential opponents are rigged upwards.

Or that DeSantis is now part of the Hillary-Clinton-led conspiracy.

You know, if everything's "rigged," nothing's rigged. Making accusations about everything isn't making a case. It's just making noise, which people tune out. It discredits the genuine parts of your argument.

Lawyers always say: Don't introduce crap arguments. The jury discounts your good arguments down to the level of your crap arguments, and figures, if your good arguments were good, you wouldn't have resorted to trying to snow them over with crap.

But here's Mike Lindell, engaging in DeSantis Trutherism.

LINDELL: Do you know what happened in Dade County in the 2022 election?

HOST: Is that the one? That's not the one where so many Hispanics flipped and voted for Republicans is it?

LINDELL: Well, this is where Ron DeSantis won Dade County, a Republican won Dade County. Well, for me, I look at deviations, everybody. That's a deviation. I don't (crosstalk)...I don't believe it. So I want to, I'm just gonna show everybody, just like we always say about Democrats, where they stole their elections.

Bonchie comments:

What's he even looking for in this context? Miami-Dade was not actually a deviation as he claims. It followed the same trends across the entire state that showed large shifts toward the Republican Party. Besides, how exactly would Ron DeSantis be able to rig the election in a Democrat-run county? That doesn't begin to make any sense.

It's not just that. The People's Pundit Richard Barris had predicted, based on polling trends, that Dade County would flip to the Republicans... in 2024. So DeSantis' big sweep accelerated this trend by two years. Hardly a "deviation" which should prompt an evidence-free accusation from Lindell that he's fixing the vote in a Democrat-controlled county.

"They" are all in on it.

How much do you want to bet that Mike Lindell magically comes back from Dade County with sketchy "evidence" that he does not share with his audience, but merely characterizes for them, that just happens to back up his evidence-free accusation?

I'd say about 100%.



This is why there will never -- N E V E R -- be any real wins on voting integrity. Because any time we want to talk about cleaning up voter rolls so that dead people's names aren't on them, nor are names of people on them five or six times for their five or six previous addresses, mandatory voter ID, mail-in ballots only on request and with signature verification and a copy of a photo ID, or any of a dozen practical, vital, this-must-happen-now reforms, we have jokers like this screaming about The Kraken.

Posted by: Ace at 05:41 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:44 PM (XvPQV)

2 Just because you're all in for Trump doesn't mean you create controversy out of whole cloth.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2022 05:44 PM (XGAXb)

3 Also not a fan of drama for drama's sake. And that's what pillow boy seems to be doing here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:44 PM (XvPQV)

4 What? I have a license, dude, and I am registered "Independent".

Posted by: The Kraken at December 21, 2022 05:45 PM (uKKkn)

5 While he's down there, maybe he can ask Jeb! to be Trump's running mate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

6 Top 10?!?

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 21, 2022 05:46 PM (RKLPC)

7 Me, I just want this:

"...cleaning up voter rolls so that dead people's names aren't on them, nor are names of people on them five or six times for their five or six previous addresses, mandatory voter ID, mail-in ballots only on request and with signature verification and a copy of a photo ID..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:46 PM (XvPQV)

8 I am so confused now. No more My Pillow Crap.

What is happening in this crazy world?

Please. Trump, Mitch, Ronna McGOPer all need to shut up and step down.

We need young fighters who are not sabotaging.

Can I have a Xanax please?

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 21, 2022 05:46 PM (Zz8Fz)

9 >>>3 Also not a fan of drama for drama's sake. And that's what pillow boy seems to be doing here.

Most of NeverTrump had their brains broken by 2016 and entered a permanent nervous breakdown, which they have never sought treatment for, because they consider their new condition "enlightened." I think some people on our side were broken by 2020, too, unfortunately.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:46 PM (C1Zwz)

10 And maybe a nude Brennah Black in my bed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:46 PM (XvPQV)

11 Me, I just want this:

"...cleaning up voter rolls so that dead people's names aren't on them, nor are names of people on them five or six times for their five or six previous addresses, mandatory voter ID, mail-in ballots only on request and with signature verification and a copy of a photo ID..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:46 PM (XvPQV)


Okay, racist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

12

Michael Lindell needs smothered with a pillow...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 21, 2022 05:47 PM (WFSnF)

13 The real reason we will never have substantive wins on voter integrity is that no one - except, it seems, DeSantis - will just grab the bull by the horns and just get it done. No talk, just do.

Posted by: unknown at December 21, 2022 05:47 PM (uKKkn)

14 Ok, voter integrity reform, naked Brennah Black and pot roast. That's all I want.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:47 PM (XvPQV)

15 Why does it seem like everyone working so damn hard to step on their own dick?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 21, 2022 05:47 PM (fs1hN)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

17 16 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

I got ya fam

*changes spots with Sponge*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:48 PM (XvPQV)

18 >>>Why does it seem like everyone working so damn hard to step on their own dick?

i'm doing it because these Kim Wilde videos are distracting me

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:48 PM (C1Zwz)

19 Damnit, Mike. WTF are you doing?

You're not going to find much there. GO TO PA. GO TO AZ. GO TO CALI and NY.


THAT'S where the damage is being done. Stop fucking your own chicken and get someone else's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Crazy way to make your case for head of the RNC.

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (Sv58p)

21
1 SPONGE!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:44 PM (XvPQV)


This is how I know my life is as good as it's gonna get.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

22 >>>20 Crazy way to make your case for head of the RNC.


oh is he running for that?

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (C1Zwz)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (oINRc)

25 15 Why does it seem like everyone working so damn hard to step on their own dick?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 21, 2022 05:47 PM (fs1hN)

Like the Wuhan over-reaction, it's almost unnatural. But it keeps happening, over and over. It's like things are literally foreordained to fuck up. The Tea Party movement should have swept away all these corrupt politicians.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (XvPQV)

26 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

27 I saw Ronna on the tee vee today, and it appears she's had major "work" done. Her lips look like balloons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

28 >>>I saw Ronna on the tee vee today, and it appears she's had major "work" done. Her lips look like balloons.

she looks like a bee. I don't mean her lips look bee-stung, I mean, her head looks like the head of a bee.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:50 PM (C1Zwz)

29 Try not to freeze in the barrel, Sponge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

30 21
1 SPONGE!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:44 PM (XvPQV)


This is how I know my life is as good as it's gonna get.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

You are a legend, my man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:50 PM (XvPQV)

31 Try not to freeze in the barrel, Sponge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:50 PM (ptqGC)



Harrumph........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:50 PM (Zz0t1)

32 >>>Like the Wuhan over-reaction, it's almost unnatural. But it keeps happening, over and over.

people are emotionally super-charged and making all sorts of terrible decisions.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:51 PM (C1Zwz)

33 Why does it seem like everyone working so damn hard to step on their own dick?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 21, 2022 05:47 PM (fs1hN)


Because stepping on one's own dick is prima facia evidence that it is REALLY REALLY BIG

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 05:51 PM (xhaym)

34 she looks like a bee. I don't mean her lips look bee-stung, I mean, her head looks like the head of a bee.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:50 PM (C1Zwz)

Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

35 Okay, racist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

Impossible, I'm rubber and you're glue...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)

36 Please. Trump, Mitch, Ronna McGOPer all need to shut up and step down.

We need young fighters who are not sabotaging.

Can I have a Xanax please?
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 21, 2022 05:46 PM (Zz8Fz)

Oh. You mean the younger generations that have been indoctrinated in our public school system? Sure. Why not. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 05:52 PM (BdMk6)

37 oh is he running for that?
---
He says he is, but he says a lot of shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 21, 2022 05:52 PM (sWM8x)

38
You are a legend, my man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:50 PM (XvPQV)



*Raises tumbler of Crown Leo DiCaprio style*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

39 It looks like there's more interpreting into his statement then what he actually said. He said it(Dade's result) was a "deviation from the norm", which is true. It's not a deviation from the trend for the state, but he didn't call it a deviation from the trend. And so he said that he's going to look at it.

Nor he does he come out and accuse DeSantis of things obviously, he mostly present himself as trying to appear evenhanded.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 05:52 PM (eYoxG)

40 The Barrel:
Feed me Sponge, FEED ME!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2022 05:52 PM (XGAXb)

41 I'm rubber and you're glue...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)



I wear rubbers to protect from poo.....

Posted by: Don LeMon at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Sounds to me (I hate to say it,) like a Tump rant.

Maybe Trump ranted to Mike and Mike is acting on it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (yy6mE)

43 27 I saw Ronna on the tee vee today, and it appears she's had major "work" done. Her lips look like balloons.
___

We couldn't spend that money on sub-standard candidates, that would have been irresponsible.
-Ronna

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (fs1hN)

44 the "on tilt" state of someone losing in poker describes a lot of people right now, where they're punch-drunk and just making bigger and more reckless bets to recover lost money.

Like, half the country is now on tilt. More, probably.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (C1Zwz)

45 she looks like a bee. I don't mean her lips look bee-stung, I mean, her head looks like the head of a bee.

Posted by: ace


Jeepers Ace. That's kinda mean.
Bees are cute a fuzzy.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (U2p+3)

46 Impossible, I'm rubber and you're glue...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)


Correction, you are racist rubber

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (xhaym)

47 Sounds to me (I hate to say it,) like a Tump rant.

Maybe Trump ranted to Mike and Mike is acting on it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (yy6mE)

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

48 32 >>>Like the Wuhan over-reaction, it's almost unnatural. But it keeps happening, over and over.

people are emotionally super-charged and making all sorts of terrible decisions.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:51 PM (C1Zwz)

Yeah, but why are they slamming the emotional accelerator? I don't understand it, I just see it happening.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (XvPQV)

49 Good lord.....It's like you people don't even care. Why do you treat the barrel like this?

WHAT IS THAT!!!????

uuummmmummbblee.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Out: Releasing 'lil Bill in the White House

In: Releasing the kraken in the White House

Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2022 05:54 PM (lc5cP)

51 Looks like Mike is smothering himself with one of his overpriced pillows.

Posted by: WICon at December 21, 2022 05:54 PM (yNlew)

52 >>>e said it(Dade's result) was a "deviation from the norm", which is true. It's not a deviation from the trend for the state, but he didn't call it a deviation from the trend. And so he said that he's going to look at it.

what are you talking about? Deviation in what way? What trend? DeSantis only lost six counties in the state. Dade wasn't one of them. How is that a "deviation" from the trend of DeSantis winning almost every county?

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:54 PM (C1Zwz)

53
people are emotionally super-charged and making all sorts of terrible decisions.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:51 PM (C1Zwz)



It's called the 'stupid party' for a reason. And they live up to the name as often as humanly possible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Mike is the reason that we will never have any wins on voting integrity

Mike ??

I've heard some dumb shit but this is crazy

Mike and his buds could all drop dead tomorrow and we still wouln't have any voter integrity

NEVER

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 05:54 PM (us2H3)

55 Pillow Fight!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

56 Got a Christmas card today from friends whose daughter was married last New Year's Eve.

Everyone in the wedding party is masked up.

Just so sad. And stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

57 Kindltot!

My Christmas table is set with your grandma's wine glasses. They are gorgeous.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (U2p+3)

58 46 Impossible, I'm rubber and you're glue...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)

Correction, you are racist rubber
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (xhaym)

Stupid pale rubber, I blame Trojan

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (XvPQV)

59 Lindell is back on crack again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (XGZoL)

60 The Lake vs. Maricopa County lawsuit is going on right now if anyone is interested. I got it on in the background, but it's boring. Live feed to Viva Frei.

https://tinyurl.com/mukv8dmz

Posted by: lowandslow at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (qH6FZ)

61 Maybe he's snorting that foam in the pillows?

Posted by: Bosk at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (ZVuYy)

62
Someone needs a 'My Pillow' applied to their face. Long enough to recognize reality from fantasy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 21, 2022 05:56 PM (enJYY)

63 Red Turban Guy

DeSantis won the state by 19.6%. What "trend" are you claiming was violated when he won Dade?

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:56 PM (C1Zwz)

64
Stupid pale rubber, I blame Trojan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (XvPQV)



The ROAD to the National Championship is LINED with TROJANS!!!!

Posted by: Brent Musburger at December 21, 2022 05:56 PM (Zz0t1)

65 Sound like Lindell thinks he's helping Trump.

I wonder if Trump knows he's doing this shit?

Well, I'm sure he does now -- and is double facepalming. I hope he he's of a mind to tell Lindell to shut the hell up, because he's not actually doing Trump any favors here.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 21, 2022 05:56 PM (YJwUM)

66 So the knives are out for DeSantis from the left and the right.

So weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

67 52 >>>e said it(Dade's result) was a "deviation from the norm", which is true. It's not a deviation from the trend for the state, but he didn't call it a deviation from the trend. And so he said that he's going to look at it.

what are you talking about? Deviation in what way? What trend? DeSantis only lost six counties in the state. Dade wasn't one of them. How is that a "deviation" from the trend of DeSantis winning almost every county?
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:54 PM (C1Zwz)

It's not a deviation from the trend. It's not a deviation from the trend. And you can read above the first time I said it's not a deviation from the trend.

It's a deviation from the norm. Which is what he said. Dade traditionally goes Democrat.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 05:56 PM (eYoxG)

68 My Christmas table is set with your grandma's wine glasses. They are gorgeous.

None of my kids want our beautiful crystal. I predict that they'll change their minds in a few years, as fashions shift again.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (eOEVl)

69 >> .. we have jokers like this screaming about The Kraken.

What the hell did I do?

Posted by: The Kraken at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (yy6mE)

70 >>59 Lindell is back on crack again.


i guy i know used to go with an ex-junkie girl and he said a junkie always resorts to Junkie Logic, even if they've been clean for 20 years. I'm not exactly sure what he meant by that.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (C1Zwz)

71 Is this the guy who charges $60 for a $4 pillow?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (geVLo)

72 Dude's a few My Pillows short of a made bed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (Q4IgG)

73 Maybe Mike took a second look at Crack?

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (5f91x)

74 Lindell is doing exactly what "They" accuse people with legitimate election concerns do: Puke out a ridiculous allegation, repeat it until it gets traction, and claim that the allegation itself proves the thing alleged.

The case for 2020 and the 2022 midterms being rigged has nothing to do with the outcome. It has to do with the process. If your argument for election fraud is based 100% on the outcome and nothing else, you *do* sound like a fool and *should* be ignored unless and until you can come up with an actual case.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (9UlRk)

75 Dumb

Posted by: It's me donna at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (bs+z0)

76 71 Is this the guy who charges $60 for a $4 pillow?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (geVLo)

Only $15 with coupon code 'Poso'!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:58 PM (XvPQV)

77 None of my kids want our beautiful crystal. I predict that they'll change their minds in a few years, as fashions shift again.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (eOEVl)

Our son loves our crystal, china and silver. His bride-to-be, not so much. "Silver has to be POLISHED!"

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

78
I wonder if Trump knows he's doing this shit?

Well, I'm sure he does now -- and is double facepalming. I hope he he's of a mind to tell Lindell to shut the hell up, because he's not actually doing Trump any favors here.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 21, 2022 05:56 PM (YJwUM)



Dude. He just released $100 NFT Trading cards of himself. He's not facepalming a damn thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Did he relapse or what?

Posted by: Either on drugs or ought to be. at December 21, 2022 05:58 PM (s2na+)

80 >>>It's a deviation from the norm. Which is what he said. Dade traditionally goes Democrat.

Okay so he rigged it

I mean, he won the state by 19.6%, so you'd expect him to win some counties that were already flirting with going R, as Dade was. (Barris, again, predicted it to go GOP in 2024.)

People don't win states by 19.6%. that's not the "norm," either. You'd expect some non-norm things when you win by a non-norm margin.

but who knows, maybe it's all rigged

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:59 PM (C1Zwz)

81 "I spent 50 years researching and designing these slippers!"

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 05:59 PM (5f91x)

82 I think Lindell should do something to reestablish that he's not a cheesy huckster. Perhaps he could sell some NFTs.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2022 05:59 PM (eOEVl)

83 Wasn't what happened in Dade what was supposed to happen all across the country given the crapfest that Dem policies are giving us? The anomaly is all the places where the swing didn't happen.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 21, 2022 05:59 PM (fs1hN)

84 If he attacks a Republican, maybe he gets more cooperation from the Dem election precincts. That's all I can come up with.

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2022 05:59 PM (hPvGe)

85
What the hell did I do?
Posted by: The Kraken at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (yy6mE)



Let ME down, for one.....weak bitch.

Posted by: Sidney Powell at December 21, 2022 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)

86 >>>"I spent 50 years researching and designing these slippers!"
Posted by: garrett

this sounds so right coming from you

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (C1Zwz)

87 ace, thank you to you and the cobs for slogging through all of this each and every day. I'm exhausted just reading the headlines, I cannot imagine having to study these issues in depth and at length in order to write cogently about them. Bless you all.

Posted by: Moki at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (JrN/x)

88 >I saw Ronna on the tee vee today, and it appears she's had major "work" done. Her lips look like balloons.

she looks like a bee. I don't mean her lips look bee-stung, I mean, her head looks like the head of a bee.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:50 PM (C1Zwz)

---------------

I saw Rona on Fox today and thought did the RNC money pay for that which would explain why they couldn't afford to help out in Arizona.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (3JfbU)

89 Does he feel like this helps Trump? Because I am not feeling like it does anything close to that. Let’s not minimize the true fraud happening by this BS.

Posted by: Piper at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

90 How is it that some lunatics become massively successful and others end up sleeping in a tent by the railroad tracks?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (xPl2J)

91 Have all of these people simply lost their friggen' minds?
Is everyone of these high profile people insane?
How does that go? "Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad"

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (P+D9B)

92 Read 4 books on the election fraud as well as poured over Pa's 2020 election. With some numbers, statisticians, and a few detectives it has to be easy to find. Kari seems to be on top of it

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (xhxe8)

93 Our son loves our crystal, china and silver. His bride-to-be, not so much. "Silver has to be POLISHED!"

Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:58 PM (ptqGC)



The lazy generation.

Posted by: Sidney Powell at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Pillow Fight!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (63Dwl)


PILLOW FIGHT!

https://tinyurl.com/5t46hjrb

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (xhaym)

95 Our son loves our crystal, china and silver. His bride-to-be, not so much. "Silver has to be POLISHED!"

Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

But will she polish a knob?

Posted by: Son might need to question her work ethic at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (s2na+)

96 42 Sounds to me (I hate to say it,) like a Tump rant.

Maybe Trump ranted to Mike and Mike is acting on it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (yy6mE)

Reminds me of Trump surrogate Grinnel and his hit job on Kathy Barnette.

Posted by: 7man at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (qwO6y)

97
Adversity has caused Lindell to snap. He's done.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (QOikT)

98 71 Is this the guy who charges $60 for a $4 pillow?
---
He coulda beena contendah. No, really.

Posted by: Ron Popeil at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (sWM8x)

99 np Moki, thanks for slogging through with me!

a lot of this news really sucks and I worry that large numbers of people are just going to Nope Out. thanks for sticking with us.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (C1Zwz)

100 80 >>>It's a deviation from the norm. Which is what he said. Dade traditionally goes Democrat.

Okay so he rigged it

I mean, he won the state by 19.6%, so you'd expect him to win some counties that were already flirting with going R, as Dade was. (Barris, again, predicted it to go GOP in 2024.)

People don't win states by 19.6%. that's not the "norm," either. You'd expect some non-norm things when you win by a non-norm margin.

but who knows, maybe it's all rigged
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:59 PM (C1Zwz)

Look if nothing else you need "clean" flips as reference points for dirty ones. Not everything outside the norm is fraud and stuff changes over time.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (eYoxG)

101
she looks like a bee. I don't mean her lips look bee-stung, I mean, her head looks like the head of a bee.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:50 PM (C1Zwz)



Aye Caramba!

Posted by: The Bee at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

102 I'm all for the idea of no enemies in a foxhole... but if you look over and the guy next to you is fuckin' about juggling potato mashers on a unicycle....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (9UlRk)

103 >>How is it that some lunatics become massively successful and others end up sleeping in a tent by the railroad tracks?


Who is to say which one is truly rich, though?

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (5f91x)

104 Dude. He just released $100 NFT Trading cards of himself. He's not facepalming a damn thing.
Posted by: Sponge


My theory about that is that some huckster went to Trump and sold him on the idea. Trump seems easily swayed by hucksters if they kiss his ring. He is also always looking for ways to capitalize on his brand.

Also, (and this is the good bit,) he like to support those who support him; (and the bad bit,) even if they are hucksters.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (yy6mE)

105 I'm glad Nurse, they sat unused for years and things like that need to be used.

And I drink out of wide mouth pint canning jars because I drop and break normal glasses

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (xhaym)

106 we got all this shit a swirling and we are going after someone who, somewhat, is on our side

this is how we arrived at the place which we find ourselves

OK, you've done Mike

Now do Tom Cotton, etal

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:02 PM (us2H3)

107 >>>Wasn't what happened in Dade what was supposed to happen all across the country given the crapfest that Dem policies are giving us? The anomaly is all the places where the swing didn't happen.

that's what I would have thought.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 06:02 PM (C1Zwz)

108 84 If he attacks a Republican, maybe he gets more cooperation from the Dem election precincts. That's all I can come up with.
Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2022 05:59 PM (hPvGe)

Zeldin in NY, DeSantis in Florida, and all the areas where Rs seriously underperformed are worth studying. To find out what went right and what went wrong (for any reason).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:02 PM (eYoxG)

109 Adversity has caused Lindell to snap. He's done.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (QOikT)


you should be so done

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:03 PM (us2H3)

110 Our son loves our crystal, china and silver. His bride-to-be, not so much. "Silver has to be POLISHED!"


I think it would be smart to purchase a lot of the crystal, china and silver that people are giving away for a song. If you have the space and can store it, it will be worth some serious coin in some number of years.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2022 06:03 PM (eOEVl)

111 I would pay $60 to smother Mitch with a pillow.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2022 06:03 PM (geVLo)

112 What's the Hogg kid have to say about these "biting pillows?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (Q4IgG)

113 we got all this shit a swirling and we are going after someone who, somewhat, is on our side

this is how we arrived at the place which we find ourselves

OK, you've done Mike

Now do Tom Cotton, etal
Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:02 PM (us2H3)



But Mike did dumb shit.

HE DID DUMB SHIT!!

- - John Rambo with a MyPillow

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)

114 “How much do you want to bet that Mike Lindell magically comes back from Dade County with sketchy "evidence" that he does not share with his audience, but merely characterizes for them, that just happens to back up his evidence-free accusation?”

Is “evidence” some new slang term for cocaine?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (5JIiH)

115 The only things that make "sense" (such as it is) would be:

1) Lindell is a chaos agent being paid by a "Pro Democracy Group" of some stripe to insinuate himself into the Trump orbit and then say and do dumb shit

2) There really is something ghastly beneath the surface with DeSantis and that's why the Trump faction is looking to torpedo him

...

Ok, ok, or 3) They're all just a bunch of fucking idiots from stem to stern, everything is fucked, buy ammo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (9UlRk)

116 I would pay $60 to smother Mitch with a pillow.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2022 06:03 PM (geVLo)

There's a hunting lodge that seems to do that kind of work already.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

117 Why do we have to have all of these fucking retards on our side? Why can't these fucking clownshoe idiots just stay in their lane and sell fucking pillows or whatever?

Why is there a LindellTV? Fuck off, asshole. Sell pillows and shut your godforsaken man-pleaser about politics.

The Republican Party and the conservative movement can't do shit because every time we have a legitimate beef, there's some carnival-barking fucknut that shows up to muddy the waters and make us all look like a bunch of slapdicks.

FUCK.

Posted by: ballistic at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (oXNqT)

118 What's the Hogg kid have to say about these "biting pillows?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (Q4IgG)



Mmfffff mmfffff......UHGMFFF....mmmmfffff....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)

119 I think it would be smart to purchase a lot of the crystal, china and silver that people are giving away for a song. If you have the space and can store it, it will be worth some serious coin in some number of years.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2022 06:03 PM (eOEVl)

You're right. None of my friends' kids want their stuff. They don't seem to realize how valuable silver is now. My girlfriend we visited in AZ for Thanksgiving is obsessed with collecting silver, and every drawer in her house is full of it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

120 This is crazy far beyond selling (selling out in a day) NFTs (which increased in value 750% in three days).

That was silly. This is actual malignant idiocy.

"i'M hElPinG!!!"

Fuckin' Corky Lindell over here.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 21, 2022 06:05 PM (YJwUM)

121 For arguments sake, let's say my Outrage meter is 100% operational. All the nuts and bolts have been tightened, The electrical system is a go, and the reservoir is full of the proper fluid.

Where should the needle of my outrage meter be because of this? I'll be honest with you, right now it seems to be stuck somewhere between zero and IDGAF.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 21, 2022 06:05 PM (1DgE4)

122 What a maroon. What an imbecile.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 21, 2022 06:06 PM (xttsV)

123 ...

Ok, ok, or 3) They're all just a bunch of fucking idiots from stem to stern, everything is fucked, buy ammo.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (9UlRk)



DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Ahhh, when will we learn? Just because someone wants to stick it to the libs, it doesn't mean that person is smart, honest, or sane. I don't see a need to attack him. But I sure don't see a need to defend him.

Posted by: Wally at December 21, 2022 06:06 PM (FJYfm)

125 I live in a Panhandle County w registrations almost equal D’s/R’s. County voted 70% for RD. Maybe Lindell should investigate us, too.

Posted by: EveR at December 21, 2022 06:06 PM (MUpk6)

126 Stupid pale rubber, I blame Trojan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (XvPQV)


I was in some sort of health class in university and they had a section on venereal diseases (no home study for some reason) and the poor TA was passing out condoms. I think they were the Lifestyle brand, they come in various colors. I think it is because they are supposed to be festive or something.

Anyhow, I got a yellow condom and I made some dumb comment like "yellow is bad for me it makes me look jaundiced" which ended the class for a minute or two while everyone processed that.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 06:06 PM (xhaym)

127 I guess *maybe* Lindell thinks if he throws this out there, it'll make him look nonpartisan: "I'm not just shilling for Trump when I make voter-fraud accusations, see? I'm calling it out on both sides!"

Too bad his "example" makes no sense whatsoever.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 21, 2022 06:06 PM (jGGMD)

128 FUCK.
Posted by: ballistic at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (oXNqT)

Now do Hannity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 06:06 PM (9UlRk)

129 111 I would pay $60 to smother Mitch with a pillow.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2022 06:03 PM (geVLo)

I'd pay $61 to another Mitch with a pillow!

Posted by: Plant in the gallery driving up the auction bids at December 21, 2022 06:06 PM (s2na+)

130
There's a hunting lodge that seems to do that kind of work already.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (eoQWY)



"And I know JUST where it is......"

- - Barack Owebama

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)

131 *smother

Fuck you autocucumber. Fuck. You.

Posted by: Plant in the gallery driving up the auction bids at December 21, 2022 06:07 PM (s2na+)

132 What a maroon. What an imbecile.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny


You forgot ignoranamus.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2022 06:07 PM (eOEVl)

133 116 I would pay $60 to smother Mitch with a pillow.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2022 06:03 PM (geVLo)
---------------

Where's your PayPl account?
Oh, wait, I misunderstood you.
sigh, never mind

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 21, 2022 06:07 PM (NyTrm)

134 77 None of my kids want our beautiful crystal. I predict that they'll change their minds in a few years, as fashions shift again.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2022 05:57 PM (eOEVl)

my nephew truned up his nose at the large 18th century rock crystal chandelier in my living room

i explained to him what it was

"so what"

fuck him

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:07 PM (us2H3)

135 If the GOP had any sense, they could fundraise off smothering Mitch with pillows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

136 Lindell back on the drugs?

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2022 06:07 PM (gmo/4)

137 >>>Why do we have to have all of these fucking retards on our side? Why can't these fucking clownshoe idiots just stay in their lane and sell fucking pillows or whatever?


I can tell you why: Because our Establishment is absolutely hostile to the actual base, it forces the base to create/cultivate its own champions who will talk back to the Establishment. But we don't have a great vetting process, and we don't have any method to discipline our People's Tribunes or get them to coordinate with each other.

Ultimately this is all due to the absolute rottenness, crookedness, corruption, and malignancy of the Establishment

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 06:08 PM (C1Zwz)

138 The Republican Party and the conservative movement can't do shit because every time we have a legitimate beef, there's some carnival-barking fucknut that shows up to muddy the waters and make us all look like a bunch of slapdicks.

FUCK.
Posted by: ballistic at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (oXNqT)

It’s a non-fungible token.

Posted by: Donald Trump at December 21, 2022 06:08 PM (5JIiH)

139 Buy another My Pillow ... for America !!!

Ladies and Gents - some of you have figured it out. Some of you never will. Some of you are in between.

A Mike Lindell - an Elon Musk - all of them are either oligarchs or dudes with ambitions to be an oligarch.

We are a country that made a leap based upon Rockefellers ... Morgans ... and Vanderbilts. All of which were Class A Assholes.

And some wonder, why the party that wrapped itself in the brand of defending Rockeffellers, Morgans, and Vanderbilts simply doesn't poll well.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 21, 2022 06:08 PM (wjdY5)

140 How is it that some lunatics become massively successful and others end up sleeping in a tent by the railroad tracks?


Who is to say which one is truly rich, though?
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 06:01 PM (5f91x)

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 06:08 PM (BdMk6)

141 Ye it was rigged
By SOROS and the commies

Posted by: Paul at December 21, 2022 06:08 PM (loomK)

142 WTF?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 21, 2022 06:08 PM (uNylN)

143 Now do Hannity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 06:06 PM (9UlRk)

yes, 100%

Shaawan is a fuckface

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:08 PM (us2H3)

144 You know who knew how to Stay in His Lane?


Ron Fucking Popiel. That guy didn't fuck around with politics.
He just wanted to put a Pocket Fisherman in your truck, car, boat or camper.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (5f91x)

145 DeSantis did unusually well because he's done an unusually good job (compared to others) as governor and his opponent was unusually crappy (well, Donks are always crappy but this one set a new standard). Lindell can stop now.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (l7Kbv)

146
Anyhow, I got a yellow condom and I made some dumb comment like "yellow is bad for me it makes me look jaundiced" which ended the class for a minute or two while everyone processed that.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 06:06 PM (xhaym)



I was in an 800 seat chemistry class and the professor was using one of those overhead projectors to show some reaction when dumping a solution on a solid.....After I got over the fact that he was actually using an overhead projector, I saw the reaction and blurted out "SPERM!!!" to which 785 busted out laughing because I was RIGHT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Ron Fucking Popiel. That guy didn't fuck around with politics.
He just wanted to put a Pocket Fisherman in your truck, car, boat or camper.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (5f91x)

Is he dead?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

148 Young man, it's NFTs all the way down.

Posted by: Or turtles. I forget which. at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (s2na+)

149 Ron Fucking Popiel. That guy didn't fuck around with politics.
He just wanted to put a Pocket Fisherman in your truck, car, boat or camper.
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (5f91x)

Sweet merciful fuck, would a President Popiel have been awesome to behold....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (9UlRk)

150 "You're right. None of my friends' kids want their stuff."

I have a Lane (sp) cedar chest from my mom.
The kind that is lined with Tennessee red cedar.

I've told both daughters they can have it.
This was a year ago and crickets.

Posted by: Bosk at December 21, 2022 06:10 PM (ZVuYy)

151
Oh, fuck you guys!

I'm just defining deviation downward.

Democrats do it all the time.

Huh?...Yeah....Uh huh. Fine.

Deviancy deviation. Potato potahto.

You can go fuck yourself too. Now, where's that crank?

Posted by: MIke Lindell at December 21, 2022 06:10 PM (KLPy8)

152 Apparently Ace still hasn't learned "don't trust anyone." Trump ain't saving us. Desantis ain't saving us. Give no one the benefit of the doubt. Make them earn it.

If only forensic audits of the elections were conducted. Never seems to happen for some reason.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, JD at December 21, 2022 06:10 PM (aVyzn)

153 I second Moki's gratitude.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 21, 2022 06:10 PM (jGGMD)

154 I wonder what the return policy is on a "My Pillow"

Posted by: Chuck C at December 21, 2022 06:10 PM (xttsV)

155 in a functioning political party, we'd be electing leaders who actually spoke for us, and we wouldn't need a parallel shadow party of people like Lindell.

But the GOP is actively hostile towards us and is just the American-flag-and-pickup-truck-branded vertical of the Democrat Party.

So this is what we have.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 06:10 PM (C1Zwz)

156 150 "You're right. None of my friends' kids want their stuff."

I have a Lane (sp) cedar chest from my mom.
The kind that is lined with Tennessee red cedar.

I've told both daughters they can have it.
This was a year ago and crickets.
Posted by: Bosk at December 21, 2022 06:10 PM (ZVuYy)

I got to see my nieces and nephews this Thanksgiving for the first time in a decade. Turns out they all want guns. So at least my collection won't sit around gathering dust after I go.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 06:11 PM (XvPQV)

157 Ok, ok, or 3) They're all just a bunch of fucking idiots from stem to stern, everything is fucked, buy ammo.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (9UlRk)

yeah, I gotta go with that one. It'd actually be more comforting to believe SOMEONE was in charge, even if they were evil, rather than confronting the most likely explanation, which is that we're all on a crazy train headed straight to hell with a pack of fuckwits and pedoclowns in charge of the controls.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2022 06:11 PM (trdmm)

158 I think it's unlikely there's any basis for this since we already know why DeSantis won Dade-he and the legislature made it exceedingly hard for the Dems to cheat. Is that all of the 20 point swing in FL since 2018? Probably not, but it could easily be half of it.

The thing with the Kraken is, the burden isn't on us to accept government's claim that it won the election, it is the government's burden to prove 2020 was on the up and up. We all saw the counting stopped in seven states, only to be told in the morning that they had kept counting after all, and DC's candidate was ahead in all of them by just enough to not trigger any automatic recounts.

We don't need to know the exact mechanism for the steal to recognize that today's federal government is illegitimate.

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2022 06:11 PM (kOpft)

159 Of course, our problem is that our idiots get non-stop coverage. Meanwhile, the Rachel Dolezals, Ilhan Nurs, et. al. on the Left only getting on TV when they can be portrayed as victims.

Posted by: Wally at December 21, 2022 06:11 PM (FJYfm)

160 Ladies and Gents - some of you have figured it out. Some of you never will. Some of you are in between.

A Mike Lindell - an Elon Musk - all of them are either oligarchs or dudes with ambitions to be an oligarch.

We are a country that made a leap based upon Rockefellers ... Morgans ... and Vanderbilts. All of which were Class A Assholes.

And some wonder, why the party that wrapped itself in the brand of defending Rockeffellers, Morgans, and Vanderbilts simply doesn't poll well.
Posted by: Telecaster at December 21, 2022 06:08 PM (wjdY5)

Lindell has made a mistake. Whether he's right or wrong, he has now limited his business to Trump diehards vs having a possible base of all conservatives. He probably is hoping to be well-placed in a possible Trump admin, and has no problem being the water boy...

And I just got one of his dang pillows from someone for my birthday...ah well...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:11 PM (exHjb)

161 we fucked, yo

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 21, 2022 06:11 PM (VTu1l)

162 Lindell isn't ranting, doesn't directly attack DeSantis, and mostly comes off as trying to present as an even-handed "look at all sides" investigator. The redstate article's presentation makes this seem a lot more inflammatory and accusatory than it is.

If a guy was doing stock trade audits on political candidates would we immediately object to including any Rs or preferred Rs?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:11 PM (eYoxG)

163 DeSantis did unusually well because he's done an unusually good job (compared to others) as governor and his opponent was unusually crappy (well, Donks are always crappy but this one set a new standard). Lindell can stop now.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (l7Kbv)



This right here.....



https://youtu.be/a5INGXeXzDI?t=110

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

164 My mother still has her Lane cedar chest. Never goes out of style.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (X/FBY)

165 >>Sweet merciful fuck, would a President Popiel have been awesome to behold....


With Vince, from SlapChop Fame as his spokesperson.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (5f91x)

166 147 Ron Fucking Popiel. That guy didn't fuck around with politics.
He just wanted to put a Pocket Fisherman in your truck, car, boat or camper.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (5f91x)

Is he dead?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

Yes, but Weird Al's song about him will live forever

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (XvPQV)

167 My mind is like a Venus fly-trap.

Posted by: Tommy Tuberville at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (sWM8x)

168 Silver is pretty cool, I used to buy incomplete sets at melt cost and I use that for my day to day use.
I had two girlfriends that never noticed that they were eating off of Sterling, just that they were unmatched and they thought I should buy a set from Walmart

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (xhaym)

169
[about to order some 'My Pillow' slippers]

[...hesitates]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (GxhRW)

170 You know who knew how to Stay in His Lane?


Ron Fucking Popiel. That guy didn't fuck around with politics.
He just wanted to put a Pocket Fisherman in your truck, car, boat or camper.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM


I had one and I used it constantly. When I joined the Army I passed it down to my baby brother. He still bitches about that piece of junk.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (uNylN)

171
I got to see my nieces and nephews this Thanksgiving for the first time in a decade. Turns out they all want guns. So at least my collection won't sit around gathering dust after I go.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 06:11 PM (XvPQV)



Adopt me.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

172 145 DeSantis did unusually well because he's done an unusually good job (compared to others) as governor and his opponent was unusually crappy (well, Donks are always crappy but this one set a new standard). Lindell can stop now.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (l7Kbv)

So literally nothing to be learned to help campaigns or clean up elections elsewhere?

Not that the GOP would do that kind of investigative work anyways.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:13 PM (eYoxG)

173
Dead! Undead! Doesn't matter with

Popiel's Eternatron and Salad Maker

Make the tastiest salads you've ever tasted and last unchanged through eternity with -

Popiel's Eternatron and Salad Maker

Only $19.95! Call now!

Posted by: Ron Popiel at December 21, 2022 06:13 PM (KLPy8)

174 "You're right. None of my friends' kids want their stuff."

I have a Lane (sp) cedar chest from my mom.
The kind that is lined with Tennessee red cedar.

I've told both daughters they can have it.
This was a year ago and crickets.

Posted by: Bosk at December 21, 2022 06:10 PM (ZVuYy)

I was thrilled when my mom gave me her wedding crystal, china, and silver before she died. She loved being over for dinners and seeing me using it.

I was hoping my future DIL would be happy that she and our son will get everything. But, nope. I do love her anyway, because she's crazy about my son and is a sweet, smart young woman. I vowed I'd be the polar opposite of my late MIL, and so far I'm succeeding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

175 Mike makes pillows, but he really needs to take a nap.

Posted by: Caliban at December 21, 2022 06:13 PM (ni2c1)

176
Sweet merciful fuck, would a President Popiel have been awesome to behold....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 06:09 PM (9UlRk)



Nah man. He lost me with that spray on hair covering bald spot bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)

177 Battlespace prep. Trump is losing public appeal by the minute, the nomination is DeSantis' to take if he decides to run.

Some folks seem to forget how ugly the R primary got in 2016, the names, candidates involved with the Kennedy shooting, all that jazz...and it all came from one direction.

Posted by: Croak at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (F8XsQ)

178
You're right. None of my friends' kids want their stuff. They don't seem to realize how valuable silver is now. My girlfriend we visited in AZ for Thanksgiving is obsessed with collecting silver, and every drawer in her house is full of it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:05


My wife's brothers realized the value of the silver their grandmother left her. The 'silver' we eventually recovered you could bend in half and make paper airplanes out of.

I've already been the pallbearer at both of their graves.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (enJYY)

179 Lindell has already insured that no democrat will ever buy his pillows. Now he is ensuring that half of the republicans will never buy his pillows.

I would say interest in his pillows is becoming more "selective"

The idea that Trump didn't know, or wouldn't approve, is hilarious.

Posted by: Mollie's dad at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (N1QO+)

180
With Vince, from SlapChop Fame as his spokesperson.
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (5f91x)

Hey Acosta, you're gonna love my nuts. In your mouth.

Posted by: Vince for Sham Wow and Slap Chop at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (s2na+)

181 Popiel was always pissed that he passed on the weedwhacker

never the same afterwards

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (us2H3)

182 Also, someone should point out the distinction to Mike between supporting Donald Trump, as we all do, and fellating him.

Posted by: Caliban at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (ni2c1)

183 Ultimately this is all due to the absolute rottenness, crookedness, corruption, and malignancy of the Establishment
Posted by: ace

Give us some credit too.

Posted by: People. We suck. at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (yy6mE)

184 So literally nothing to be learned to help campaigns or clean up elections elsewhere?

Not that the GOP would do that kind of investigative work anyways.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:13 PM (eYoxG)

I'd think Arizona would be a way better place to go for "investigative work" and to "learn how to help campaigns"...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (exHjb)

185 My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 21, 2022 06:15 PM (4I/2K)

186 Ultimately this is all due to the absolute rottenness, crookedness, corruption, and malignancy of the Establishment

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 06:08 PM (C1Zwz)


And by the Establishment ... you should mean, the class that employs the lower class.

Ace - you've got this far - and I do admire how you've done it. I've done similar. By scaling my needs back, and retaining the right to turn down work that does not suit me.

The Establishment hates me. Got an email tonight, from a former client, about how awful it was that I didn't choose to come in and make their problem my problem. Their problem is awful. And they have money. They do not appreciate that their money is not suitable to motivate me.

The Establishment hates you. For similar reasons. And I hate traditional Republicans ... because they really are Socialists from the top down. From those in the Plebe Class, according to their needs.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 21, 2022 06:15 PM (wjdY5)

187 My mind is like a Venus fly-trap.
Posted by: Tommy Tuberville at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (sWM8x)



What it is my brotha!!!!

Posted by: Venus Flytrap - WKRP DJ at December 21, 2022 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

188 My mother still has her Lane cedar chest. Never goes out of style.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
-------

Sorry, not interested. It's just dark wood. It's archaic, irrelevant.
Now, it were IKEA....

Posted by: Millennials at December 21, 2022 06:15 PM (GxhRW)

189 I dunno, don't care, 48-hour rule, cannot process anymore drama today, thankyouverymuch, I'm'a go read a book.

g'night everyone.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 21, 2022 06:15 PM (fxj5q)

190 185 My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 21, 2022 06:15 PM (4I/2K)

Ditto

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 06:15 PM (XvPQV)

191 What's the kraken status? Must be hungry as hell, still waiting to be released.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at December 21, 2022 06:16 PM (Gs5TH)

192 idk what Lindell's agenda is .. but I DO think there is statistical evidence of the stolen election (2020). Is it possible DeepState is also wanting DeSantis, the same way Bushies (and DeepState) sucked up to Cruz when the path for Trump became clear in 2016?

idk, but I can't totally dismiss it either. Clearly (as per last thread on FBI raping Lady Liberty and laughing about it in public) ... Trump is their Prime Target, so possibly boosting DeSantis is useful. But ... how the hell can I know .. it is just the casual observation that DeepState and the globalist mafia is in control.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2022 06:16 PM (Cus5s)

193 I tried out MyCoffee once

It tasted like they took whatever dark burnt grinds that was leftover and tossed out into the trash behind a Starbucks and reused it for MyCoffee

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 21, 2022 06:16 PM (VTu1l)

194 I cannot imagine having to study these issues in depth and at length in order to write cogently about them. Bless you all.
Posted by: Moki at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (JrN/x)
Cogency?
What's next, huh?

Posted by: MkY at December 21, 2022 06:16 PM (cPGH3)

195 T = 23:16 Zulu, 6:16PM EST. The window of minimum Solar declination has ended. Sol's declination
has now increased a tenth of an arcsecond northward, right ascension 18hr:00m:16.2s.

Sol is now headed back north, northward as he goes. In roughly 3 months, he will cross the equator, marking
the Spring equinox, and once again cross into the northern sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 21, 2022 06:16 PM (Mzdiz)

196 Lindell must be on the babanya.. he is sounding more and more looney tunes.someone give him a breathalyzer.

Posted by: Just sayin at December 21, 2022 06:16 PM (ODT/d)

197 With Vince, from SlapChop Fame as his Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2022 06:16 PM (gmo/4)

198 Adding to the bump for Ron is something I remember about Turtle's numbers being larger than down ticket in KY, too. Speculation but I remember it being stated as we were witnessing the 'big lie'.


Posted by: micky at December 21, 2022 06:17 PM (3byMq)

199 I've told both daughters they can have it.
This was a year ago and crickets.
Posted by: Bosk at December 21, 2022 06:10 PM (ZVuYy)


The unspoken comment that often goes with that is "when I die"

The other one is "and you have to keep it safe"

though most kids don't need a dowry chest and can't afford classy wool blankets anymore

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 06:17 PM (xhaym)

200 >>185 My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 21, 2022 06:15 PM (4I/2K)

Mein Gott, have you been reading Thomas Mann?

Posted by: Caliban at December 21, 2022 06:17 PM (ni2c1)

201 Lindell is running for RNC Chair.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:17 PM (NpAcC)

202 I was thrilled when my mom gave me her wedding crystal, china, and silver before she died. She loved being over for dinners and seeing me using it.

I was hoping my future DIL would be happy that she and our son will get everything. But, nope. I do love her anyway, because she's crazy about my son and is a sweet, smart young woman. I vowed I'd be the polar opposite of my late MIL, and so far I'm succeeding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

It might be my generation. Now, I was military, but I wanted basic and useful, so I have Pfaltzgraff for company - I want and wanted no china, no silver, no crystal - in a townhome, there's nowhere for it. And I know my kids won't want it, either.

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:17 PM (exHjb)

203 Battlespace prep. Trump is losing public appeal by the minute, the nomination is DeSantis' to take if he decides to run.

Some folks seem to forget how ugly the R primary got in 2016, the names, candidates involved with the Kennedy shooting, all that jazz...and it all came from one direction.
Posted by: Croak at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (F8XsQ)



We will see, but DeSantis said he would not run if Trump did. Trump declared.

If DeSantis wants to be a lying dicksucker politician, he'll run. Otherwise, he'll wait till his stock is higher in 2028.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Sweet merciful fuck, would a President Popiel have been awesome to behold....


With Vince, from SlapChop Fame as his spokesperson.
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2022 06:12 PM (5f91x)

We would have loved their nuts.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 06:17 PM (BdMk6)

205 just fucking around, I fumed some oak once

really unattaractive color

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:18 PM (us2H3)

206 The last thing Trump needs is this kind of nonsense. It makes him look scared of DeSantis. Isn't there enough to do going after Biden?

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2022 06:18 PM (H8QX8)

207 To be honest I have been pissed about this all day.
Why? Why? Why?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:19 PM (NpAcC)

208 The FIB has issued a statement re the Twitter files:

It is unfortunate that conspiracy theorists and others are feeding the American public misinformation with the sole purpose of attempting to discredit the agency.

@RitaPanahi

The only conspiracy theory here is the FBI's statement. What interest do @elonmusk or @ShellenbergerMD have in wanting to "discredit the FBI". And all they're "feeding the American public" are verifiable facts.
You'd think the FBI would be better at gaslighting by now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

209 87 ace, thank you to you and the cobs for slogging through all of this each and every day. I'm exhausted just reading the headlines, I cannot imagine having to study these issues in depth and at length in order to write cogently about them. Bless you all.
Posted by: Moki at December 21, 2022 06:00 PM (JrN/x)

I think this a lot. I couldn't do it.

Posted by: Flyover's Porterhouse Steak at December 21, 2022 06:19 PM (Rbu5d)

210 Battlespace prep. Trump is losing public appeal by the minute, the nomination is DeSantis' to take if he decides to run.

Some folks seem to forget how ugly the R primary got in 2016, the names, candidates involved with the Kennedy shooting, all that jazz...and it all came from one direction.
Posted by: Croak at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM (F8XsQ)

Trump wasn't the one calling the base Nazis.

DeSantis might be the best candidate at this point (not that candidate quality matters), but beyond guaranteed vote fraud in all the swing states (except maybe NV, I guess), he's going to have a problem getting Trump's voters to all support him despite the effort of both Trump's camp and the establishment to cover him in establishment stink.

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2022 06:19 PM (kOpft)

211 my neighbor gave away an 88 piece silver set (knives, forks, spoons, the works) Just set it out on her lawn with some other stuff they didn't want. People in our neighborhood do that when they don't want to hassle with a garage sale. Luckily I saw it quick, nabbed it and gave it to my daughter. Who knows if she'll take care of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2022 06:19 PM (trdmm)

212 207 To be honest I have been pissed about this all day.
Why? Why? Why?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:19 PM (NpAcC)

Trump's campaign is floundering with nowhere to go and no one to attack...so you make some attack up to get attention and change the story...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (exHjb)

213 Lindell must be on the babanya.. he is sounding more and more looney tunes.someone give him a breathalyzer.

*****************

We're living in a world where

MyPillow guy has gone off rails

Alex Jones looks like a prophet

Boy George thinks the alphabet group have lost their fucking minds and are teh gheyz

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (VTu1l)

214 just fucking around, I fumed some oak once

really unattaractive color

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:18 PM (us2H3)


My brother! Sounds like me with my Depends!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (KLPy8)

215 The reason that many large states have laughable election integrity that won't be fixed in our lifetimes is Lindell making claims about Dade? Huh?

Don't think so.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (OTzUX)

216 Ace- While you're here, if you are still, Safe and Happy Holidays.

The old year hastens away, and I want to thank you for another year of what seems to me to be (and has been) a terrific effort in producing this site.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (GxhRW)

217 Ditto
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 06:15 PM (XvPQV)

"Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz?

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (4I/2K)

218 >>201 Lindell is running for RNC Chair.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:17 PM (NpAcC)

Very possibly the last person we need in that position in these battle-fraught times is pillow Mike.

Posted by: Caliban at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (ni2c1)

219 I can see if he is trying to say "Gee, this is an odd deviation, maybe we should investigate" because every other election dade was blue, but now that FL elections have been cleaned up, suddenly it is red. Has it always been red?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (+hI+T)

220 "It is unfortunate that conspiracy theorists and others are feeding the American public misinformation with the sole purpose of attempting to discredit the agency."


No, you're doing a stellar job of that yourselves.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2022 06:21 PM (H8QX8)

221 yeah, Mike is a lil nuts

but Ron had gloryhole face

kinda Jeff Smith look

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:21 PM (us2H3)

222 Rubio and downballot people do about as well as DeeSantis in Dade county. Which I think undermines the argument that it's purely a result of governance or candidate-specific appeal.

Dade county looks like it flipped. That'd be worth examining for post-mortem campaign analysis if no other reason. Could election reform have driven a lot of it? Who knows.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:21 PM (eYoxG)

223 There is the remote possibility (i don't think I believe it) that this is some kind of probing attack.... throw some ridiculous shit at DeSantis and see who else flinches... then you'll have a better idea of who he really works for.

Which is a stupid idea. But possible. (Remotely).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 06:22 PM (9UlRk)

224 Maybe Lindell is back on the Crack.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2022 06:22 PM (yQpMk)

225 218 >>201 Lindell is running for RNC Chair.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:17 PM (NpAcC)

Very possibly the last person we need in that position in these battle-fraught times is pillow Mike.
Posted by: Caliban at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (ni2c1)

Yes, I gotta agree to this, too. His candidacy is dead there, too...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:22 PM (exHjb)

226 I'm questioning my choice in pillows

Posted by: Rock Doc at December 21, 2022 06:22 PM (qKBoj)

227 he's going to have a problem getting Trump's voters to all support him despite the effort of both Trump's camp and the establishment to cover him in establishment stink.

*****************

I don't think that will hurt him though, the election fraud is whats going to fuck us. Kari Lake was in my view a smart and great candidate who ran a good campaign and it did fuck all for her

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 21, 2022 06:22 PM (VTu1l)

228 The funniest part is the belief any Republican could win.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 21, 2022 06:22 PM (KSNKu)

229 I'm sort of having trouble imagining a set of circumstances where it's going to much matter who runs as a conservative Republican anymore.

Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2022 06:22 PM (WoIMU)

230 I've got Junkie in the Trunkie

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at December 21, 2022 06:23 PM (flINI)

231 212 207 To be honest I have been pissed about this all day.
Why? Why? Why?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:19 PM (NpAcC)

Trump's campaign is floundering with nowhere to go and no one to attack...so you make some attack up to get attention and change the story...
Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (exHjb)

This appears to be more of the reverse. Lindell said stuff that could be presented(if you squint hard enough) as a crazy attack on DeSantis, and some DeSantis supporters amplified it and presented it that way.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:23 PM (eYoxG)

232 Dade county looks like it flipped. That'd be worth examining for post-mortem campaign analysis if no other reason. Could election reform have driven a lot of it? Who knows.
-
This year's red wave appeared in places it didn't matter, and in places that made strenuous efforts at election reform in the last couple of cycles. That's a pretty big hint.

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2022 06:23 PM (kOpft)

233 Very possibly the last person we need in that position in these battle-fraught times is pillow Mike.
Posted by: Caliban

I'll take crackhead pillow man over the corrupt bitch that runs it now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2022 06:23 PM (X/FBY)

234 Any you guys think all that stuff about the LHC shooting us off into a parallel universe every time they turn it on is just crazy talk.


Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2022 06:23 PM (gmo/4)

235 To be honest I have been pissed about this all day.
Why? Why? Why?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:19 PM (NpAcC)


Because you're not stupid or blind. In the same way that some Jews in 1930s Germany were not wise, or normal, by proudly refusing to let their hair light on fire. Those smart Jews got out while the getting was fucking good.

Take the next step. On here ? Mock those that still insist on following this shit show to the end.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 21, 2022 06:24 PM (wjdY5)

236 I'm sort of having trouble imagining a set of circumstances where it's going to much matter who runs as a conservative Republican anymore.

**************

We need to stop running candidates and start running secession ballots

fuck this country

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 21, 2022 06:24 PM (VTu1l)

237 >>224 Maybe Lindell is back on the Crack.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2022 06:22 PM (yQpMk)

Yes, and that crack is.....

Posted by: Caliban at December 21, 2022 06:24 PM (ni2c1)

238 My brother! Sounds like me with my Depends!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (KLPy

i got jellyrolled into doing some ecclesiatical tracery work one time

everyday, my hands were black

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:24 PM (us2H3)

239 DeSantis did unusually well because he's done an unusually good job

-
Well, if we're going to use that for a standard, the Democrats won't have a chance!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 21, 2022 06:24 PM (Ll21Q)

240 229 I'm sort of having trouble imagining a set of circumstances where it's going to much matter who runs as a conservative Republican anymore.
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2022 06:22 PM (WoIMU)

Well, if all of our speakers go publicly nuts, I agree.

Youngkin is looking good for staying on a damn message and seeming sane.

DeSantis is looking good for being the target of this...it will only make him look better, especially if he just flat ignores the rantings...

MAGA is gonna look very bad...and that part sucks...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:25 PM (exHjb)

241 Trump nor DeSantis will be elected in 2024. I truly think the political machinery is getting up to speed on guaranteeing neither one will be nominated.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 06:25 PM (BdMk6)

242 There is an utterly immense power vacuum on one half of the american electorate. We're gonna need more than one person to fill that void.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2022 06:25 PM (9UlRk)

243
Smother the dunce with his own product ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2022 06:25 PM (pNxlR)

244 Lindell could take a look at Harris County, TX. Hell, everyone else is, from the county DA to the Texas Rangers, the state's AG, and the SOS.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2022 06:25 PM (4I/2K)

245 I like the Clint Eastwood perspective.
Leave my friends alone or you go first.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 21, 2022 06:25 PM (R6NJY)

246 Let it burn is hampered by "real conservatives"

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:26 PM (us2H3)

247 Still think that the main problem is that we haven't learned to deal with the speed of communication. Guy like Lindell has business success hang-out with Trump and thinks " I can do anything and get my message out" His brain thinks "going after DeSantis sounds great" and he spews this garbage outnot thinking that it will cause most rational people to think "what a gibbering nitwit " And splat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 21, 2022 06:26 PM (W1h4/)

248 There were also "historic" flips in school boards in Dade and another nearby long-idiotic county (Broward? Palm?) this past summer. So the "deviation" here is real, apparently.

This will have the same half-life as the Kanye dinner, and didn't even involve the evil, distasteful bad orange man, whose campaign is "floundering" (lol).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2022 06:27 PM (OTzUX)

249 MAGA is gonna look very bad...and that part sucks...
Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:25 PM (exHjb)

MAGA is more than just Trump.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 06:27 PM (BdMk6)

250 236 I'm sort of having trouble imagining a set of circumstances where it's going to much matter who runs as a conservative Republican anymore.

**************

We need to stop running candidates and start running secession ballots

fuck this country
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 21, 2022 06:24 PM (VTu1l)

It's dead, Jim. Throwing the border open and allowing what very well may be north of 10 million illegals cross by the time Biden's first term ends is game, set, match. Yes, there will be secessions, and, no, it will not be pleasant to live through them. Hell, Zelensky may end up President for Life of Sector II.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 21, 2022 06:27 PM (KSNKu)

251 I was hoping my future DIL would be happy that she and our son will get everything. But, nope. I do love her anyway, because she's crazy about my son and is a sweet, smart young woman. I vowed I'd be the polar opposite of my late MIL, and so far I'm succeeding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:13 PM (ptqGC)


She may come around, Jane. But you may want to nudge your son to say he would polish the silver!

I'm blessed - both my kids inherited the "we appreciate" the old stuff gene. They are fighting over who gets what china and stem ware. Sadly, my sister destroyed my mother's china in a drug induced rage. She was a messed up person and wouldn't let anyone help her.

Posted by: Moki at December 21, 2022 06:27 PM (JrN/x)

252 People don't win states by 19.6%. that's not the "norm," either. You'd expect some non-norm things when you win by a non-norm margin. but who knows, maybe it's all rigged

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 05:59 PM

Putting on my tinfoil hat...

Yes, it is all rigged by the Deep State. People don't get 81 million votes for President by campaigning from their basement. The Deep State rigged and stole the 2020 election with massive fraud. With zero consequences. The Deep State wants DeSantis over Trump. They have been praising DeSantis and smearing Trump for months. With media, with polls, etc. Now, what better way to convince people even more that DeSantis is the future of the GOP than to have him win in a massive landslide.

So the Deep State rigs the Florida election to prop up DeSantis, they continue the "dump Trump" propaganda and this all gets the GOP base supporting DeSantis. They successfully keep Trump from the nomination and then their rigging and steal of the 2024 election for Gavin Newsome is that much easier, as DeSantis is not as nationally popular as Trump.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 21, 2022 06:28 PM (Do5/p)

253 Some people like Pepsi
Some people like Coke
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracy is a joke

Posted by: Regular joe at December 21, 2022 06:28 PM (nnp+f)

254 MAGA is more than just Trump.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 06:27 PM (BdMk6)

Yes, it's also Lindell, for example...and thus, it's gonna look bad from this...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:29 PM (exHjb)

255 Trust the plan. Patriots are in charge.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 21, 2022 06:29 PM (I1ywn)

256 Hell, Zelensky may end up President for Life of Sector II.

****************

He can have that sector as long as it's far enough away from Sector 69 where I plan to live.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 21, 2022 06:29 PM (VTu1l)

257 I'm beginning to think Fetterman for 2024 is looking like a long shot.

Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2022 06:29 PM (a5c5i)

258 Let it burn is hampered by "real conservatives".

Real Conservatives ... as defined here, by themselves, by how loudly they bitch and moan and plead ? They just want everybody to shut up, go along, and not make waves - as long as the store shelves are not completely empty.

Just watch, still, when it comes to a video about resisting arrest ... or God forbid, a vigilante dispensing justice.

Shall we name names ? The current system is here, in no small part, because of Conservatism. Its the genius the Left has pulled. Getting the Old Right to support the forging of their own chains - and like it.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 21, 2022 06:30 PM (wjdY5)

259 People don't win states by 19.6%. that's not the "norm," either.

*************

Yeah, DeSantis won by a larger margin than Newsom in Caliwefucked

let that sink in

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (VTu1l)

260 While we're questioning Lindell's sanity or motives or sobriety, let's not forget these omnibus turds -

Blunt (MO), Boozman (AR), Capito (WV), Collins (ME), Cornyn (TX), Cotton (AR), Graham (SC), Grassley (IA), Hyde-Smith (MI), McConnell (KY), Moran (KS), Murkowski (AK), Portman (OH), Romney (UT), Rounds (SD), Rubio (FL), Shelby (AL), Thune (SD), Tuberville (AL), Wicker (MS), Young (IN).

Look at the states they "represent", the people of most of those states wouldn't have wanted them to vote for cloture. Stupid 17th amendment.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (fs1hN)

261 256 Hell, Zelensky may end up President for Life of Sector II.


Cayman Islands ??

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (us2H3)

262 Beer time. Worked outside all day, mostly. Trimmed two shrubs, put clippings in wheelie bin. Cut down dead and overhanging limbs on large palo verde tree (thorns!), put twigs in wheelie bin, and cut up larger sticks with power miter saw, and added to woodpile.

Aired up tires on two non-running vehicles.

Ripped up the last of my stock of old redwood 2X3's and 2X2's to make battens for retaining the faux oak wall panels in my guest bedroom. I think I have enough.

Swept up the mess, and filled the redneck firepit. Waiting until dark to start it going.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (tkR6S)

263 So the Deep State rigs the Florida election to prop up DeSantis, they continue the "dump Trump" propaganda and this all gets the GOP base supporting DeSantis. They successfully keep Trump from the nomination and then their rigging and steal of the 2024 election for Gavin Newsome is that much easier, as DeSantis is not as nationally popular as Trump.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 21, 2022 06:28 PM (Do5/p)

Unfortunately, that's a truly believable scenario.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (BdMk6)

264 I honestly went along with Trump and the election being rigged in 2020, but he kept promising some huge reveal and smoking gun, and he never delivered. And then he started saying every election result he didn't like was rigged. Now he's saying nonsense like suspending the Constitution and have a do over election.

I don't know what to call a middle ground position of acknowledging voter fraud is out there and real, but not going along with this Trump craziness anymore.

I guess the "black pill" crowd doesn't care, but if you keep saying elections are rigged, you're just going to convince our side to just stop voting. I already see signs of it.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (DyMy2)

265 Here's an idea: Maybe all the people who fled the tyranny of the Northeast during covid insanity for Florida ended up voting for the guy who best embodied the Screw Fauci ethos?

It's neither an indicator of a massive political shift nor a conspiracy. It's just a matter of conservative-minded folks finally fed up and moving to a state where their conservatism isn't negated by idiots.

Posted by: red speck at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (gS3OW)

266 I love using the good china and crystal and silver. It makes you stop, take notice, save the memory and the people and the food and the smells and the music playing in the background.

This. This is life. Even if you're alone. You deserve it. You are loved.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (U2p+3)

267 46 Impossible, I'm rubber and you're glue...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 21, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)

Correction, you are racist rubber

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 05:53 PM (xhaym)
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Why? For leaving black streaks?

Posted by: Ciampino --- *%$^# to all enemies of the Republic at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (qfLjt)

268 It's pretty clear that the only way we straighten this country out is if Ben Cartwright is president and he's a damn Canadian!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (Ll21Q)

269 "Sol is now headed back north, northward as he goes. In roughly 3 months, he will cross the equator, marking
the Spring equinox, and once again cross into the northern sky." Posted by: publius

assuming the poles are not shifting, due to solar dynamics. I actually saw something about how true "equinox" is actually getting later. And the shift is accelerating, maybe. In 20 years, tecto9nic "plates" (maybe really more magnetic plates?) let lose, and we get that once every 12,000 year polar shift, the Gulf of Mexico washes up into the Midwest?

ha, well, that is suspicious observers opinion, though I probably missed some key points.

https://tinyurl.com/3826jr4h

Good news, after 5 very cold days ahead, we get back to 50, and only 2.5" of snow forecast so I don't have to get out in my cabless tractor to scrape/plow snow. (except for potential major drifting)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (Cus5s)

270 257 I'm beginning to think Fetterman for 2024 is looking like a long shot.
Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2022 06:29 PM (a5c5i)

Lump, on the other hand is looking good

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 21, 2022 06:32 PM (/6GbT)

271 Troubled times call for great men (or women). I love Mike's pillows--it's all we use--but what conservatives need now more than ever is Great Men to rise up and repudiate the Chuck Schumers and Adam Schiffs of our luxuriously degenarate culture. It is truly a cultural moment. And without great men (and women) we are lost.

Posted by: Caliban at December 21, 2022 06:32 PM (ni2c1)

272
Clown Nose ON!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2022 06:32 PM (pNxlR)

273 ThePersistence
@ScottPresler

I’ve learned not to focus my energy on things I can’t control. So, instead of pointing fingers at others,
I’m going to spend Dec.-Jan. working on the RNC Chair race, creating a ballot harvesting manual,
& preparing to flip the Kentucky and Louisiana governorships in 2023.
Dec 18
Update:

We’ve recruited close to 100 Louisiana volunteers. I’m currently developing a ballot harvesting manual & am working on a separate presentation to be given to the volunteers.

My goals are to conduct trainings, create localized groups, & flip the governorship in 2023.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM (NpAcC)

274 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (tkR6S)


My plow control went dead

tracing it back, almost done

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM (us2H3)

275 In grade school, I always wanted a pocket fisherman for ice fishing but I just didn't have the dough.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM (geVLo)

276 I saw Ronna on the tee vee today, and it appears she's had major "work" done. Her lips look like balloons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

Allergic reaction to Biden's dick?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM (tkR6S)

277
She may come around, Jane. But you may want to nudge your son to say he would polish the silver!

I'm blessed - both my kids inherited the "we appreciate" the old stuff gene. They are fighting over who gets what china and stem ware. Sadly, my sister destroyed my mother's china in a drug induced rage. She was a messed up person and wouldn't let anyone help her.

Posted by: Moki at December 21, 2022 06:27 PM (JrN/x)

Our son adores his bride to be, and cooks dinner every night because she gets home later from work, and is completing her graduate degree. I'm sure he'd polish the silver if I suggest it. I'm not giving it up yet, though!

Moki, that's awful about your sister. I am so sorry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

278 254 MAGA is more than just Trump.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 06:27 PM (BdMk6)

Yes, it's also Lindell, for example...and thus, it's gonna look bad from this...
Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:29 PM (exHjb)

But not due to what Lindell himself said, but due to friendly fire from the Right.

Lindell didn't say anything that was particularly noteworthy or inflammatory, nor was he launching an unhinged rant. He said something that could be construed as critical of DeSantis as part of a larger interview where DeSantis isn't the focus.

And furthermore there's an assumption that Lindell will for some reason not declare events there aboveboard. There's an assumption that Lindell is acting in bad faith... because?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM (eYoxG)

279 Trump's breath caused that earthquake in Northern California the other proving his breath reeks....

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at December 21, 2022 06:34 PM (Htl4B)

280 I'm pretty sick of being spammed multiple times a day by him. This just made my decision. I unsubscribed.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 21, 2022 06:34 PM (Y+l9t)

281 While we're questioning Lindell's sanity or motives or sobriety, let's not forget these omnibus turds -

Blunt (MO), Boozman (AR), Capito (WV), Collins (ME), Cornyn (TX), Cotton (AR), Graham (SC), Grassley (IA), Hyde-Smith (MI), McConnell (KY), Moran (KS), Murkowski (AK), Portman (OH), Romney (UT), Rounds (SD), Rubio (FL), Shelby (AL), Thune (SD), Tuberville (AL), Wicker (MS), Young (IN).

Look at the states they "represent", the people of most of those states wouldn't have wanted them to vote for cloture. Stupid 17th amendment.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (fs1hN)

It certainly puts a bit of perspective into this thread.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 06:34 PM (BdMk6)

282 Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM (NpAcC)

Scott Pressler seems like a terrific guy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2022 06:34 PM (H8QX8)

283 Hell, Zelensky may end up President for Life of Sector II.

****************

He can have that sector as long as it's far enough away from Sector 69 where I plan to live.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 21, 2022 06:29 PM (VTu1l)

You'll live in Red Sector A and like it, plebe.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 21, 2022 06:34 PM (l7Kbv)

284 . . . or any of a dozen practical, vital, this-must-happen-now reforms, we have jokers like this screaming about The Kraken.

Posted by: Ace at 05:41 PM


So now Ace is a Kraken Denier. Good to know.

Posted by: a.moron at December 21, 2022 06:34 PM (F6Xpw)

285 The calvary is coming to kill us, not save us.
Unless you will work for the 1% of present pay. Maybe work in The Joy Division.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 21, 2022 06:34 PM (R6NJY)

286 I have doubts, though proven wrong about Sundowner, that Fettermonster won't last a year, he is incapable of spoken language understanding and can't put out a coherent sentence.

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2022 06:35 PM (xhxe8)

287 Troubled times call for great men (or women).

Fabulous. Candidate goes nation ... starts talking about defund the national police.

Today ? The Left attacks him or her. Also, half the GOP attacks him or her.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 21, 2022 06:35 PM (wjdY5)

288 Fucking Cotton. What is AR getting in that pork sandwich?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 21, 2022 06:35 PM (R2A/0)

289 273 ThePersistence
@ScottPresler

So, why isn't this guy our RNC chair?

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:35 PM (exHjb)

290 This. This is life. Even if you're alone. You deserve it. You are loved.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit!

You have such beautiful perspectives and really are just about the best gray box person around!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 21, 2022 06:36 PM (8FpyL)

291 I don't know what to call a middle ground position of acknowledging voter fraud is out there and real, but not going along with this Trump craziness anymore.

I guess the "black pill" crowd doesn't care, but if you keep saying elections are rigged, you're just going to convince our side to just stop voting. I already see signs of it.
Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2022 06:31 PM (DyMy2)

What really causes people to stop voting, and I'm one, is what happens even if we win. If someone looks at what happened in the Senate today and thinks they can Ghost Dance the Constitution back to life, they are...special.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 21, 2022 06:36 PM (KSNKu)

292 "Sol is now headed back north, northward as he goes. In roughly 3 months, he will cross the equator, marking
the Spring equinox, and once again cross into the northern sky"

Oh yeah, sure. I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Headlines we'd like to see at December 21, 2022 06:36 PM (iayUP)

293 288 Fucking Cotton. What is AR getting in that pork sandwich?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 21, 2022 06:35 PM (R2A/0)

more cuzzins

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:36 PM (us2H3)

294 "Sol is now headed back north, northward as he goes. In roughly 3 months, he will cross the equator, marking
the Spring equinox, and once again cross into the northern sky." Posted by: publius

Global warming is going to get worse?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 21, 2022 06:36 PM (Ll21Q)

295 So, why isn't this guy our RNC chair?
Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:35 PM (exHjb)

Insufficient mediocrity.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2022 06:36 PM (H8QX8)

296 Everyone in the wedding party is masked up.

Just so sad. And stupid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

Write back: "Why were Antifa invited to the wedding?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2022 06:36 PM (tkR6S)

297 Hawley didn't vote for it? I would like to say I had a small part, hounding him all fucking day on twitter about attaching his stupid TikTok amendment to it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 21, 2022 06:37 PM (R2A/0)

298 276 I saw Ronna on the tee vee today, and it appears she's had major "work" done. Her lips look like balloons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 05:49 PM (ptqGC)


the lips don't lie

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2022 06:37 PM (us2H3)

299 If the Left could completely rig elections, they would not be able to stop themselves at just "some" victories.

We've seen this over and over again, some places like Cuba and Castro will get 99% of the vote every time.
There's just no way they would strategically some of their comrades lose. That theory is batshit crazy.

I'll definitely concede there's all sorts of "dead" voters that vote Democrat on the rolls and they do unlawful ballot harvesting, even fake ballots but the Mike Lidell/Sidney Powell/Lin Wood stuff is nonsense.

Trump gets smaller and smaller by the day when he gets his surrogates to peddle this shit.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2022 06:37 PM (DyMy2)

300 And furthermore there's an assumption that Lindell will for some reason not declare events there aboveboard. There's an assumption that Lindell is acting in bad faith... because?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM (eYoxG)

B/c why go after the guy who can beat Trump when there are THOUSANDS of locations where you can talk about election results that do NOT involve the likely opponent to your best friend? Why not talk about that Texas district? Why not talk about Arizona? Why not talk about PA? B/c none of them involve someone running who can beat Trump...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:38 PM (exHjb)

301 288 Fucking Cotton. What is AR getting in that pork sandwich?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 21, 2022 06:35 PM (R2A/0)

Cotton, that ferocious conservative warrior of the perfectly parsed, powder-puff put downs of his friends across the aisle.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2022 06:38 PM (H8QX8)

302
Moki, that's awful about your sister. I am so sorry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

Your son is precious, and his fiancee is one lucky lady!

I loved my sister but she was a broken person who refused to give up what eventually killed her. An object lesson for the rest of the family, sadly.

Posted by: Moki at December 21, 2022 06:38 PM (JrN/x)

303 I guess the "black pill" crowd doesn't care, but if you keep saying elections are rigged, you're just going to convince our side to just stop voting. I already see signs of it.

Elections are rigged ... but it makes Dave in Fla and other feel better.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 21, 2022 06:38 PM (wjdY5)

304 The Cotton and Rubio votes are vastly more interesting and important than this non-story, but whatever. Cotton's statement explaining his not voting against 2020 certification remains a pretty stunning thing. Not the (ludicrous) incorrect constitutional rationale, but the fear that "but brother Bluto, we might get in trouble!" part.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2022 06:39 PM (OTzUX)

305 Dade County is full of old folks waiting to die when not fighting for a place at the early bird or stealing napkins and sweet n low, Yankees who come down for the winter to vote twice and use their viagra stockpile up on Dixie witches, Haitians who drape their laundry outside on the bushes to dry, Cubans who still are learning to speak the english and all sorts of oddballs, weirdos and cranks.

Good luck finding a sane person in the bunch.

Oh, and fuck all of them, including Mike.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2022 06:39 PM (R/m4+)

306 Phil Swift would stop the leaks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2022 06:39 PM (63Dwl)

307 The calvary is coming to kill us, not save us.

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The ending of Heaven's Gate. The cavalry rides in to rescue the bad guys from the good guys.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 21, 2022 06:39 PM (Ll21Q)

308 I have doubts, though proven wrong about Sundowner, that Fettermonster won't last a year, he is incapable of spoken language understanding and can't put out a coherent sentence.
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2022 06:35 PM (xhxe

I seem to remember us saying the exact same thing about FJB two years ago. Guess what......

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 06:39 PM (BdMk6)

309 Oops, Hyde-Smith is (MS). Never heard of her before today.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 21, 2022 06:40 PM (fs1hN)

310
Your son is precious, and his fiancee is one lucky lady!

I loved my sister but she was a broken person who refused to give up what eventually killed her. An object lesson for the rest of the family, sadly.

Posted by: Moki at December 21, 2022 06:38 PM (JrN/x)

I love my sister, but her liberalism has made her incapable of having a pleasant conversation. She's beyond batshit crazy. I'm dreading her coming to our son's wedding in the spring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2022 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

311 Here's an idea: Maybe all the people who fled the tyranny of the Northeast during covid insanity for Florida ended up voting for the guy who best embodied the Screw Fauci ethos?

It's neither an indicator of a massive political shift nor a conspiracy. It's just a matter of conservative-minded folks finally fed up and moving to a state where their conservatism isn't negated by idiots.
Posted by: red speck

___

Here in AZ, we got sort of the opposite effect.

The people that just wanted a Covid break from the blue states all came here and changed us to bluish purple.

I knew there was trouble when I noticed how many people were moving here.

It made FL bright red, but not every other state benefited.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2022 06:40 PM (DyMy2)

312 As if even brainwashed Democrats would waste their time for Charlie Crist.

Posted by: Word to your mother at December 21, 2022 06:40 PM (/Scgq)

313 300 And furthermore there's an assumption that Lindell will for some reason not declare events there aboveboard. There's an assumption that Lindell is acting in bad faith... because?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM (eYoxG)

B/c why go after the guy who can beat Trump when there are THOUSANDS of locations where you can talk about election results that do NOT involve the likely opponent to your best friend? Why not talk about that Texas district? Why not talk about Arizona? Why not talk about PA? B/c none of them involve someone running who can beat Trump...
Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:38 PM (exHjb)

He is going after all those places. This is supposed to help him look evenhanded.

Look I get that DeSantis supporters think all Trump supporters until proven otherwise are trying to sink their hero, but most people are not actually divided into rabid camps over two.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:41 PM (eYoxG)

314 Quick hits is up

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 21, 2022 06:41 PM (OX9vb)

315 Zeldin in NY, DeSantis in Florida, and all the areas where Rs seriously underperformed are worth studying. To find out what went right and what went wrong (for any reason).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Dem party mobilization which to some degree is fraud, to some degree is actually paying voters to turnout out through third parties via food, vouchers, and so on. The Dems can turn on and off the mobilization based on their anticipation of how the race is going. In extreme boundary cases like 2020, they actually had to recalibrate and simply dump phoney ballots into the system.

The Republicans have most likely been cheating in primaries themselves either by buying Dem crossover votes or directly via the same floating system.

Neither Republicans nor Democrats have done much about cleaning up the voting rolls and keeping them clean in state after state. The only reason for GOP controlled states not to do it is primary fraud.

Posted by: whig at December 21, 2022 06:42 PM (bDjBG)

316 What really causes people to stop voting, and I'm one, is what happens even if we win. If someone looks at what happened in the Senate today and thinks they can Ghost Dance the Constitution back to life, they are...special.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
__

A Democrat House and a Democrat Senate with a Democrat President played a big role.

They had to get this done before the Republican House came into power.

Dont get me wrong, I'm upset too at the lot of them, but elections do matter.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2022 06:43 PM (DyMy2)

317 >>>We will see, but DeSantis said he would not run if Trump did. Trump declared.

No, he didn't. You're talking about what he is claimed to have said behind the scenes to "four Republicans." This isn't a promise. Supposedly he led four Republicans to believe that he wouldn't run if Trump ran.

This was not a promise he made to the public -- but you're claiming it was. If he said it at all, it sounds more like him weighing his options and thinking he'd be unlikely to run.

So you quote me where he made you this promise, bud. Otherwise, stop spreading this lie in the comments.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 06:43 PM (C1Zwz)

318 Trump gets smaller and smaller by the day when he gets his surrogates to peddle this shit.
Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2022 06:37 PM (DyMy2)

He is? I've not seen any evidence of that.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2022 06:43 PM (BdMk6)

319 Scott Pressler seems like a terrific guy.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2022 06:34 PM (H8QX
******
We need more people like him. He's passionate and persistent.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:43 PM (NpAcC)

320 Look I get that DeSantis supporters think all Trump supporters until proven otherwise are trying to sink their hero, but most people are not actually divided into rabid camps over two.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:41 PM (eYoxG)

I'd actually prefer Youngkin b/c I think the Trump and DeSantis fight will have too many injuries. Aka - I'd prefer DeSantis if I just wanted my guy, but I also want to win, so I'll take the guy who can win...and that tends to be the guy who stays out of the fight, if we're talking right now, when everyone is getting sick of anger and ego in society...you won't win if that's the race you run...

But, I mean, it may be Trump isn't in the race in 2024...so, then Youngkin and DeSantis head-to-head, give me DeSantis...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:43 PM (exHjb)

321 309 Oops, Hyde-Smith is (MS). Never heard of her before today.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Former Dem turned GOP and appointed to take ole Thad's seat after McConnell ran a senile Cochran one last time, hitched up the Haley GOP machine there, and bought Dem votes to tank a Maga type candidate (McDaniel, I think).

Posted by: whig at December 21, 2022 06:44 PM (bDjBG)

322 i'm so tired of the "Trump Lore" that just gets spread around as if it's real.

It's not. It's TrumpLore. It's fake as fuck.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2022 06:44 PM (C1Zwz)

323 The people that just wanted a Covid break from the blue states all came here and changed us to bluish purple.

This all starts from DC to Boston. It hooks Philly and NYC and all of NJ.

It encompasses all of what is called Ivy League. That special bit of ground, from DC to Boston, including Philly and NYC, is where most of what sucks comes from.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 21, 2022 06:44 PM (wjdY5)

324 B/c why go after the guy who can beat Trump when there are THOUSANDS of locations where you can talk about election results that do NOT involve the likely opponent to your best friend? Why not talk about that Texas district? Why not talk about Arizona? Why not talk about PA? B/c none of them involve someone running who can beat Trump...
Posted by: Nova local

+1

You'll also notice Trump didn't life a finger in general on voter fraud laws this cycle. We had a stringent one on AZ ballot that went down. Trump didn't throw a penny at it from his big war chest.

But he's now really upset at how much DeSantis won by.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2022 06:45 PM (DyMy2)

325 Very possibly the last person we need in that position in these battle-fraught times is pillow Mike.
Posted by: Caliban at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (ni2c1)


so the contender to the RNC has bad press? That sounds suspiciously like battlespace prep
I have grown tired of supporting causes that turn out to be created by people who hate me and want me controlled

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2022 06:45 PM (xhaym)

326 301 288 Fucking Cotton. What is AR getting in that pork sandwich?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 21, 2022 06:35 PM (R2A/0)

Cotton, that ferocious conservative warrior of the perfectly parsed, powder-puff put downs of his friends across the aisle.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Walmart wants it. That is enough.

Posted by: whig at December 21, 2022 06:46 PM (bDjBG)

327 325 Very possibly the last person we need in that position in these battle-fraught times is pillow Mike.
Posted by: Caliban at December 21, 2022 06:20 PM (ni2c1)

so the contender to the RNC has bad press? That sounds suspiciously like battlespace prep
I have grown tired of supporting causes that turn out to be created by people who hate me and want me controlled Posted by: Kindltot
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The whole thing is going to crash and there is not much to be done about it. One possibility that YD brought out is simply vote Dem to crash sooner but figure a lot of damage as the system collapses, another possibility is simply worry about local races and vote for gridlock at the national level. A third is to withdraw from all politics altogether and watch it burn preferably from a safe place.

Posted by: whig at December 21, 2022 06:49 PM (bDjBG)

328 I'd actually prefer Youngkin b/c I think the Trump and DeSantis fight will have too many injuries. Aka - I'd prefer DeSantis if I just wanted my guy, but I also want to win, so I'll take the guy who can win...and that tends to be the guy who stays out of the fight, if we're talking right now, when everyone is getting sick of anger and ego in society...you won't win if that's the race you run...

But, I mean, it may be Trump isn't in the race in 2024...so, then Youngkin and DeSantis head-to-head, give me DeSantis...
Posted by: Nova local
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I prefer DeSantis but I think Younkin is more electable.

if either one of these is our nominee and Joe Fucking Biden beats them, I'm at peace with that. We have a nation that has changed and it wont matter who we run.



Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2022 06:49 PM (DyMy2)

329 Walmart wants it. That is enough.
Posted by: whig at December 21, 2022 06:46 PM (bDjBG)

Ukraine aid packages aren't targeted enough. I'm trying to think of a single instance when a corporate donor was unable to get something the GOP base did not want.

I've got nothin'.

The Republican Party is pure, unadulterated shit.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 21, 2022 06:51 PM (KSNKu)

330 So literally nothing to be learned to help campaigns or clean up elections elsewhere? Not that the GOP would do that kind of investigative work anyways.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2022 06:13 PM

This is an excellent point. Put the narrative out there that it seems odd that DeSantis could have won without some funny business. Then do the investigation to find out all the ways he cleaned up the voting system in Florida that allowed him to win. Then share that with the rest of the state Republican Party across the country to copy his strategy.

Not sure if this is the reason behind Mike Lindell's comments or if it's more along the lines of "how is it that President Trump won every single bellweather county, yet Biden still 'won' the 2020 election? That's a deviation from the norm."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 21, 2022 06:52 PM (Do5/p)

331 Cotton, that ferocious conservative warrior of the perfectly parsed, powder-puff put downs of his friends across the aisle.
Posted by: Ordinary American


Darrell Issa weeps. My God, if you can't put on a perfectly staged bit of passion play on the Congressional Floor ... that accomplishes nothing other than pulling heart strings ... then how is an honest, hard working grifter supposed to make bank ?

Posted by: Telecaster at December 21, 2022 06:52 PM (wjdY5)

332 But he's now really upset at how much DeSantis won by.

You're talking about the cat that watched, in real time, getting screwed at the ballot box. Supposedly he delegated everything to Rudy.

Until he emerged, like a ground hog two weeks later. And then emerged two weeks after that. And then let a ton of people that stupidly showed up on his behalf rot in jail.

He's an egomaniac. As are those still in his circle.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 21, 2022 06:56 PM (wjdY5)

333 114 “How much do you want to bet that Mike Lindell magically comes back from Dade County with sketchy "evidence" that he does not share with his audience, but merely characterizes for them, that just happens to back up his evidence-free accusation?”

Is “evidence” some new slang term for cocaine?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at December 21, 2022 06:04 PM (5JIiH)
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Well not for nothing that the failed motto for FL was:
"Florida, the snow capital of the USA"

Posted by: Ciampino -- *%$^# to all enemies of the Republic at December 21, 2022 06:57 PM (qfLjt)

334 Kari Lake and Ron DeSantis both won in landslides.

The difference is the Voting CheatWare was used against Lake but not against DeSantis.

But why won't Ron get rid of CheatWare Voting Machines in Florida? You can do all the other reforms you want, but if you don't do that one, you're just bullshitting the People.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 21, 2022 06:57 PM (Ndje9)

335 The whole thing is going to crash and there is not much to be done about it. One possibility that YD brought out is simply vote Dem to crash sooner but figure a lot of damage as the system collapses, another possibility is simply worry about local races and vote for gridlock at the national level. A third is to withdraw from all politics altogether and watch it burn preferably from a safe place.
Posted by: whig at December 21, 2022 06:49 PM (bDjBG)

That last bit is the best bet, but very few people are able to afford it and even then we aren't far from the USG stripping all assets from anyone who moves abroad (eventually this will be anyone wherever situated). Governors who are willing to resist BAMN are few and far between. In addition to the futility of a national run, that's the best argument for DeSantis to stay put but he's term-limited, I think. I can think of only a few others who will not bend the knee upon command.

The bottom line is it going to crash, and is in the process even now, but that's going to be incredibly painful for everyone.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 21, 2022 06:58 PM (KSNKu)

336 I'd think Arizona would be a way better place to go for "investigative work" and to "learn how to help campaigns"...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2022 06:14 PM

I would think the exact opposite. I want to learn how to win elections from people who have won elections, not from people who have lost elections.

An even better investigation would be to compare the laws and policies and voting system in Florida to that in Arizona. Find out what was done better in Florida and what could be done in Arizona to emulate Florida's system.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 21, 2022 06:59 PM (Do5/p)

337 >>I saw Ronna on the tee vee today, and it appears she's had major "work" done. Her lips look like balloons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

If you rub them on a wool sweater do they stick to things?

Posted by: Aviator at December 21, 2022 07:05 PM (HQ9Sl)

338 330 exactly right. If the point is to say “how interesting we cleaned things up and it doesn’t appear so blue after all, let’s understand why so we learn what we should be doing elsewhere” versus an implication of cheater pants. Did he speak clumsily? It didn’t seem like it at first blush.

Posted by: Piper at December 21, 2022 07:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

339 We’ve recruited close to 100 Louisiana volunteers. I’m currently developing a ballot harvesting manual & am working on a separate presentation to be given to the volunteers. My goals are to conduct trainings, create localized groups, & flip the governorship in 2023.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2022 06:33 PM

This seems like a bad idea for two reasons. First, announcing your strategy to the enemy. Second, he's using the battle strategy of the past war to fight the next war. Like trying to win modern wars with strategies from WWI and WWII.

Meanwhile, the Left (a) already being experts at this strategy, likely know how to defend against it as well and (b) are likely already working on a handful of updated rigging and fraud strategies that are not even on the radar of the Right. All of which will negate any gains the Right may make with ballot harvesting.

Conservatives are always a step behind.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 21, 2022 07:23 PM (Do5/p)

340 Lindell is either:
1. Getting played like a fiddle by grifters selling him what he wants to hear.
2. Getting set up by alphabet agencies using him as a patsy to discredit real malfeasance and their political opponents.
3. On to something real, but not what he thinks it is, allowing what's really going to slip by when his misunderstanding muddies the waters from the issue being taken seriously.
4. On to something real, but we are so deep into clown world and corruption that no one will ever believe it.

Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at December 21, 2022 07:37 PM (AyznQ)

341 Ultimately this is all due to the absolute rottenness, crookedness, corruption, and malignancy of the Establishment

When you've got 1/2 of Uncle Sams checkbook you can buy all the non-whackjobs.

Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2022 07:39 PM (FhXTo)

342 "4. On to something real, but we are so deep into clown world and corruption that no one will ever believe it."

I think Mike and Sydney are "on to something real", and as with Trump, that makes them prime targets. all their efforts will be marginalized, and infiltrated, and coerced.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2022 07:44 PM (Cus5s)

343 Totally agree with this column.

While I’m suspicious of DeSantis’ heavy reliance on mega-billionaires for his upcoming Presidential campaign, this latest public statement by Mike Lindell is the last straw in terms of his political credibility for me (I realize I was being generous until this point).

But his company does sell some might fine pillows, so he still has that going for him if he can control his public statements.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at December 21, 2022 07:44 PM (U2W4Y)

344 The undisciplined loose tongues of President Trump and Mike Lindell is one of the obvious risks of supporting a non-professional politician.

On the other hand, the number 1 purpose of this blog from my point of view is documenting the duplicity of professional GOP politicians and their consultants (2nd, building a community, which this site does better than any other politically oriented blog I’m aware of).

I guess that if the GOP Base is tired of the lack of discipline of President Trump, it’s not unreasonable to hope the disciplined DeSantis will win the Presidency; take on and fight the Deep State to at least a draw; and most importantly, govern in the best interests of America’s working families. I just don’t share that hope.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at December 21, 2022 07:45 PM (U2W4Y)

345 Maybe he's onto something. The problem with investigating fraud is that no one is interested in it as a concept, they only want to look when their guy lost. Even if it ends up being nothing, looking won't hurt, right? But saying, "nah, our guy won, so all possible issues are crazy" Only hurts our side when investigating real fraud in Maricopa.

Short a civil war, the only way to get action on voter fraud is to make it a bipartisan issue.

Posted by: Karen at December 21, 2022 08:09 PM (VMckn)

346 Dec. 2020, from AoS commenter deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast:

"Mitch NEVER won in Elliott or Wolfe Kentucky.

But in 2020 he won these counties with mind boggling results Face with monocle.
WOLFE COUNTY
Mitch Votes=1912
Registered GOP=943

McGrath Votes=945
Registered Dems=4527

ELLIOTT COUNTY
Mitch=1958
Registered GOP=860

McGrath=868
Registered Dems=4276"

REPUBLICANS CHEAT TOO

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 21, 2022 08:12 PM (Ndje9)

347 Maybe Lindell got carried away. But nobody has done more for Honest Elections. And he's paid the price for it. His symposiums are treasure troves of real evidence. The man is a hero as far as I'm concerned.

The reason we don't have Honest Elections isn't because of Mike Lindell.

The reason is because this BEAST UNI-PARTY REGIME IS ADDICTED TO TYRANNY.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 21, 2022 08:21 PM (Ndje9)

348
I'm not so sure this hurts DeSantis.

And I got my picture taken with Mike in Ohio (Vandalia) at the Trump rally the day before the election.

Posted by: Sapwolf at December 21, 2022 08:41 PM (g4MLt)

349 Hey! The Instapanzy cuckfucks linked over to AOS - hey Ukranian Biden buttfuckers. Your boy Zelensky is making a big splash in Washington with your GOPer/Biden buttfucking buddies - all for the low price of $4.3 billion. Fucking Nazi supporting traitors.

Posted by: MikeN at December 21, 2022 09:28 PM (UFs6P)

350 I'm with Czech Chick on this one. Trump and all the other aging Boomers need to step aside and let some younger Gen Xers fight the fight. We've become a gerontocracy, at least half of whom need to be on a memory care unit.

And a lot of the Trump True Believers need to do some serious reality testing, plus stop the cult of personality.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 22, 2022 01:20 AM (bx+f8)

351 "Cult of personality"? Seems like Ron has some real fanbois as well.. I see quite a few here... all bibbed up with goggles firmly in place, salivating.

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