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Overnight Open Thread [03/06/2023]
If he does really think that there is no distinction between virtue and vice, why, sir, when he leaves our house let us count our spoons.-- Samuel Johnson
Justice, I think, is the tolerable accommodation of the conflicting interests of society, and I don't believe there is any royal road to attain such accommodations concretely.-- Learned Hand
Think'st thou that duty shall have dread to speak when power to flattery bows? To plainness honor's bound when majesty falls to folly.-- William Shakespeare: King Lear, Act 1, scene 1,
There is no more dangerous menace to civilization than a government of incompetent, corrupt, or vile men. The worst evils which mankind ever had to endure were inflicted by governments.-- Ludwig von Mises
Lynn Anderson singing what her producer said was a "man's song." Rose Garden was recorded without any of the modern technological marvels that could make me sound like Luciano Pavarotti or George Harrison or Taylor Swift. Pretty good voice anyway!
Yeah...I like Arcade Fire. At least some of their stuff. And I am told by reliable sources that they put on a great show!
Matt Walsh is partly correct in this very interesting video, but he blurs the line between punishment as accepted by Western Culture and punishment accepted by non-Western cultures. His rhetorical cleverness aside, I am not convinced that brutal corporal punishment is appropriate. The Reason Why Singapore Is Beautiful Regardless, it is an interesting video and worth a listen. [Hat Tip: TC]
Amy Winehouse. What a waste. Amazing talent...amazing voice...and smart enough to surround herself with good musicians. Here is Valerie, which is fun and upbeat (for her). You Know I'm No Good is less so, but still shows off her incredible voice. And here is Back To Black, maybe her most famous song.
This guy is a loon, but his comedy can't quite hide a profound understanding of electricity.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2023 10:24 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 06, 2023 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 06, 2023 10:24 PM (wzHPd)
Posted by: Ciampino - Plant these music notes and harvest a symphony at March 06, 2023 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Theodore at March 06, 2023 10:25 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 06, 2023 10:25 PM (wzHPd)
Posted by: Zettai at March 06, 2023 10:25 PM (xgKC5)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2023 10:25 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: From about that Time at March 06, 2023 10:25 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 10:25 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Sandy at March 06, 2023 10:26 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 06, 2023 10:26 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 06, 2023 10:27 PM (MqU7S)
And those are withdrawal reactions for old readers.
Posted by: pookysgirl, hasn't been hitting Refresh for the last 30 min, what're you talking about? at March 06, 2023 10:27 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 06, 2023 10:28 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 10:29 PM (vB5tM)
Would someone be so kind as to come cut off my right foot? My gout is freakin' killing me.
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2023 10:29 PM (7eVo8)
Does Ludwig have advice on coping? We need all the help we can get since we have hit the triple.
There is no more dangerous menace to civilization than a government of incompetent, corrupt, or vile men. The worst evils which mankind ever had to endure were inflicted by governments.
-- Ludwig von Mises
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2023 10:29 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2023 10:29 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 06, 2023 10:30 PM (MqU7S)
Thank you for the ONT, CBD.
G'night all y'all.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 06, 2023 10:30 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 06, 2023 10:30 PM (wagHN)
I'd offer to help, but the chainsaw isn't surgery rated.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2023 10:30 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Theodore at March 06, 2023 10:25 PM (pGonq)
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This never happened when Mussolini was running things.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 10:30 PM (Qzn2/)
Which is, it is when it is.
What am I doing? I should be perusing the content!
Posted by: mindful webworker - are we here now? at March 06, 2023 10:30 PM (bQ/08)
Me and Mr. Jones
Just Friends
Tears Dry on Their Own
Heck, the entire Back to Black album is a gem.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 06, 2023 10:30 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2023 10:31 PM (Q4IgG)
————
That can go for any number of things. About the only lasting “win” has been the elimination of the 55 mph speed limit. I’ll reserve judgement on overturning Roe.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2023 10:31 PM (PrglK)
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2023 10:29 PM (7eVo
Sorry to hear that. Ice pack?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 06, 2023 10:31 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 06, 2023 10:31 PM (wzHPd)
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2023 10:31 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2023 10:31 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 10:32 PM (Qzn2/)
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 06, 2023 10:32 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2023 10:32 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Chop-Chop at March 06, 2023 10:33 PM (wrJpE)
Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2023 10:33 PM (SYTee)
Haven't seen anything to suspect he might not be. Is it perhaps the opening day of hobo season in his locale?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2023 10:34 PM (Bd6X8)
What am I doing? I should be perusing the content!
Do you ever have deja vu?
Not that I know of; I'll talk to the cook.
Posted by: mindful webworker - harbinger of haberdashy at March 06, 2023 10:34 PM (bQ/08)
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2023 10:34 PM (T4tVD)
Love Sinatra... we had snow last night and the night before. Melted off after sun-up, but hey... Snow! And gone before driving-- the best kind.
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 10:34 PM (o0Fxd)
With a name like Learned Hand he wasn't destined for a career in vacuum cleaner sales.
Posted by: Cicero
Could have been worse.
Posted by: Ignorant Hand at March 06, 2023 10:34 PM (63Dwl)
Haven't seen anything to suspect he might not be. Is it perhaps the opening day of hobo season in his locale?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2023 10:34 PM (Bd6X
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Skinning a hobo is guaranteed to make you lose track of time.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 10:34 PM (Qzn2/)
Singapore is a state that surveils its citizens a la CCP, dictates minute details of resident's behavior, and flat taxes incomes (last I checked) at 25%.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2023 10:35 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer
I thought I smelled maple syrup !
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2023 10:34 PM (T4tVD)
That explains all the tepid water everywhere.
Posted by: This sous vide thing is getting out of control at March 06, 2023 10:35 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2023 10:35 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Cicero
Could have been worse.
Posted by: Ignorant Hand
I've done alright though.
Posted by: Pimp Hand at March 06, 2023 10:35 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 10:35 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Cicero
Could have been worse.
Posted by: Ignorant Hand
Please ignore my ig'nant kid.
Posted by: Pimp Hand at March 06, 2023 10:36 PM (P1f+c)
Lizzy Borden took an axe
And gave her father forty whacks
And when she saw what she had done
She gave her mother forty-one.
Posted by: 11B40 at March 06, 2023 10:36 PM (uuklp)
Posted by: Cicero
Could have been worse.
Posted by: Ignorant Hand
I've done alright though.
Posted by: Pimp Hand
*silence*
Posted by: One hand clapping at March 06, 2023 10:36 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 10:25 PM (Qzn2/)
IT'S A TRAP!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 06, 2023 10:37 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Pimp Hand at March 06, 2023 10:37 PM (qoGsy)
Anyhow Singapore just increased the cost of getting permanent residency to 25 million.
Checked on my bees today. The half feral hive stung me five times but they had a lot of honey left over from winter. Took a couple of quarts. The blend of summer and fall nectar is a bit dark but the flavor is good.
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at March 06, 2023 10:37 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 06, 2023 10:37 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Ignorant Hand
I've done alright though.
Posted by: Pimp Hand at March 06, 2023 10:35 PM (qoGsy)
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I could tell some embarrassing stories about Ol' Learned.
Posted by: Mary Hand at March 06, 2023 10:37 PM (Qzn2/)
Gonna guess none was found.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2023 10:37 PM (X4R3E)
Posted by: Slow Hand at March 06, 2023 10:37 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 10:34 PM (Qzn2/)
It's the tattoos. If there is a tattoo, skinning takes a lot longer.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2023 10:37 PM (anj39)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 06, 2023 10:30 PM (wagHN)
Fvck..I hope not! He is such an asshole!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:38 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at March 06, 2023 10:38 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Slow Hand
I kind of eggs-pected it, myself.
Posted by: Cool Hand at March 06, 2023 10:39 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Cicero
Could have been worse.
Posted by: Ignorant Hand
I've done alright though.
Posted by: Pimp Hand
*silence*
Posted by: One hand clapping at March 06, 2023 10:36 PM (eOEVl)
You've gotta take time with me cuz I like to heal.
Posted by: Wounded Hand at March 06, 2023 10:39 PM (yWXio)
-- Ludwig von Mises
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That describes our current dilemma.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Plant these music notes and harvest a symphony at March 06, 2023 10:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Clerk of Court LaToya at March 06, 2023 10:39 PM (2hexI)
Lizzy Borden took an axe
And gave her father forty whacks
And when she saw what she had done
She gave her mother forty-one.
Posted by: 11B40
Maybe her parents were too strict. They look like they might have been kind of strict.
"What do you mean I can't go to the quilting bee?!!" Hack, hack. *blood spurting
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2023 10:39 PM (0Htd1)
But a few hot licks from a thin cane and that boy will think about it next time he's tempted.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 10:39 PM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2023 10:39 PM (MF3yS)
I resent to my bones what the Mean Girl Media did to her. Knowing little about her for a long time, I really thought she was the joke they made her out to be.
Perfectly illustrates what these paragons of virtue and moral surety do to *real* women, and real talented people. Vipers.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 10:40 PM (BXxcV)
The resistance wire used in electric blankets would be much more appropriate for a seat heater. In fact, I have used it for such.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 10:40 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: The Hand That Feeds You at March 06, 2023 10:40 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Miklos Approofs at March 06, 2023 10:41 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2023 10:35 PM (EZebt)
Nope. As far as I know they have a graduated tax that tops out at 22%.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:42 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2023 10:39 PM (MF3yS)
Just poured the last of mine into my flask for golf tomorrow.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2023 10:42 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2023 10:42 PM (y/a4v)
Are we crazy to be considering it?
Posted by: Piercello at March 06, 2023 10:42 PM (ajoh7)
Posted by: Hand Over Fist at March 06, 2023 10:42 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:42 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Muchas buchas at March 06, 2023 10:43 PM (i6i+m)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2023 10:30 PM (Bd6X
Heh. I was dismembering a tree, yesterday, using my electric chain saw. I jerked to avoid a falling limb, and the extension cord met the moving chain. There was a flash, and a Zot!, and the breaker popped. Had to splice the cord, but all is well once more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 10:43 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Piercello at March 06, 2023 10:42 PM (ajoh7)
Ask long-time commenter "Wyatt Earp."
He's a cop in Philly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:43 PM (XIJ/X)
Just watched The Menu.
Enjoyed it a lot more than I expected.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 06, 2023 10:28 PM (fUnHJ)
And I will sorta repost that I enjoyed it too. No small amount of social commentary, with some VERY darkly comedic moments.
Posted by: Chef Slowik says "no sous vide" at March 06, 2023 10:43 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo a
Assholes aside this is an excellent ONT
for a beginner
Posted by: Jackass at March 06, 2023 10:44 PM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Eromero
Affordable.
80 Proof.
Indeed.
Posted by: Miklos Approofs at March 06, 2023 10:41 PM
Laid in for Saint Patrick's Day meal. It may not last until then.
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2023 10:44 PM (MF3yS)
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2023 10:44 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Hand Over Fist at March 06, 2023 10:42 PM (Qzn2/)
You’ve got an angle?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2023 10:44 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Mr Hand at March 06, 2023 10:44 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 10:44 PM (BXxcV)
Imprisoning people for the endless laws we have doesn't always make sense. In fact, we should have far fewer laws, with the remaining ones being more seriously enforced. My basic suggestions;
All murders are punished by the death penalty. And the method of execution is as close to the method as the victim was killed as possible.
Minor crimes should be punished by things that are painful/embarrassing. There is no need to send a non-violent yute to prison where he is likely to just learn to be a better thug when you could give him a Singaporean caning and then have him clean up whatever damage he caused.
Additionally we could get rid of a slew of crimes just be getting rid of laws. Far fewer people would cheat on taxes, for example, if they were confined to sales/import taxes.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2023 10:45 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Piercello at March 06, 2023 10:45 PM (ajoh7)
Gonna guess none was found.
Posted by: Ian S.
His handlers let the 'tard near a microphone again? Ever see those plastic leashes and harnesses that some people get for their toddlers? The secret service needs to get one for the 'tard. Then they can control him better. And for Airforce 1 they should get one of those chairs that they put on the stairways for invalids, so he can ride up the stairs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2023 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
Axes are so unladylike.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 06, 2023 10:45 PM (fUnHJ)
News is giving me a serious eye tic. I wonder if Electroboom has any cool ideas about how to zap an eye tic. (Ow!)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 06, 2023 10:45 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2023 10:46 PM (V8kpJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 10:40 PM (tkR6S)
He understands quite well. He is a well-trained electrical engineer who does this to make money from YouTube.
He is very funny!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:46 PM (XIJ/X)
And his twin brother... "Hand in YOUR Pocket."
Along with their thieving cousin... "Hand Me Yo Wallet!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 06, 2023 10:47 PM (e6UQI)
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Like voting for a Democrat? Could backfire.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 10:47 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2023 10:47 PM (/yVB8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Caught my cord in the chain, got lucky, it pulled the plug out of the socket. Application of solder and and electric tape was necessary.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 10:47 PM (vB5tM)
Did that once with a circular saw. Had it fixed under warranty. Craftsman, back when Sears still existed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2023 10:47 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2023 10:48 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2023 10:48 PM (MF3yS)
THANKFULLY our Gov. Gabby Gruesome released the National Guard to assist. Which at this posting, has consisted of a couple of UH-60 Blackhawk flyovers right before he left on VACATION.
Seems most of our mountain communities consistently vote Republican which has ABSOLUTELY no bearing on the current level of response by our state...
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 06, 2023 10:48 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2023 10:45 PM (lc5cP)
DING DING DING!
We have a winner.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:48 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Slow Hand
I kind of eggs-pected it, myself.
Posted by: Cool Hand at March 06, 2023 10:39 PM (iKBwy)
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You're cracking yolks again.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Plant these music notes and harvest a symphony! at March 06, 2023 10:49 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mr Hand at March 06, 2023 10:49 PM (y/a4v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I've seen an extension cord coil itself up and then wickedly and suicidally hurl itself into the jaws of my hedge trimmer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2023 10:50 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2023 10:50 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2023 10:45 PM (lc5cP)
I.like it
I think there should be a maximum number of laws. If they wanna pass a new one, they have to repeal an old one
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 06, 2023 10:50 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Cool Hand at March 06, 2023 10:39 PM (iKBwy)
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You're cracking yolks again.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Plant these music notes and harvest a symphony! at March 06, 2023 10:49 PM (qfLjt)
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Might as well call it. The thread is ova.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 10:51 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2023 10:48 PM (MF3yS)
Get thee to a liquor store!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:51 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:42 PM (XIJ/X)
===
That's the income tax. The Central Provident Fund is their retirement scheme. You forced me to look it up, it was 25% until 1985.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2023 10:51 PM (EZebt)
https://youtu.be/6zQP6vgWiek
https://youtu.be/HhZ5-L9znt8
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2023 10:51 PM (sAmhv)
Isn't he the tough talker!
I'd like to see TuCa get him on about the J6 footage, but Miss Lindsay has a dance lesson or something.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 06, 2023 10:51 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 06, 2023 10:52 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: The Five Man Electrical Hand at March 06, 2023 10:53 PM (Qzn2/)
And his twin brother... "Hand in YOUR Pocket."
Along with their thieving cousin... "Hand Me Yo Wallet!"
Posted by: Jim at March 06, 2023 10:47 PM (e6UQI) ----
The busy hand asks "What's it worth to me?"
The slacker doesn't even raise a finger to help.
Posted by: Ciampino - Plant these music notes and harvest a symphony! at March 06, 2023 10:53 PM (qfLjt)
And for Airforce 1 they should get one of those chairs that they put on the stairways for invalids, so he can ride up the stairs.
Posted by: nerdygirl
I'm surprised they don't have an escalator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2023 10:53 PM (63Dwl)
He is very funny!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:46 PM (XIJ/X)
The humor seems forced to me. It's like a pie fight that goes on for about 3 pies too long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 10:54 PM (tkR6S)
Isn't he the tough talker!
No one who pretends to talk about Mexico is willing to face the reality of affairs there. The "Government" is a sham, in charge of nothing, and are little more than accountants for the Cartels. The Cartels are the real power, and the actual government, such as it is - and until we come up with a plan to deal with the Cartels militarily nothing will ever change. Talking to their nominal government is pointless because that government has no power to change anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2023 10:55 PM (r46W7)
Joe Biden?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Not by a long shot. No, just *trying* to be humble over fking up about calling 'MisHum ONT'
Trying... to...
Fk w/the FJB thing, I didn't deserve that!
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 10:55 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 10:54 PM (tkR6S)
chacun à son goût!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:55 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 06, 2023 10:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 10:56 PM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Bird in the hand at March 06, 2023 10:56 PM (anj39)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:57 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:51 PM
Done this afternoon. With all the discounts got out of there with a 1.75 C.B. Jackson and a 750 Tullamore Dew for $49, almost the same as in town.
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2023 10:57 PM (MF3yS)
https://youtu.be/HhZ5-L9znt8
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2023 10:51 PM (sAmhv)
Nice. Like the second one a little better but great voice, nice soul.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 10:57 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 10:43 PM (tkR6S
Did the same with a hedge trimmer cleaning up a laurel hedge.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 06, 2023 10:57 PM (H4JoC)
They are petrified to talk politics or religion. It's a sorta nice police state.
I get that it's nice to visit but underneath it's terribly dark.
Posted by: Pete B at March 06, 2023 10:57 PM (l1Qis)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2023 10:50 PM (r46W7)
Well, since some woman physicist, according to last night's ONT, says that subatomic particles have "consciousness", I wouldn't put it past electrons to conspire against us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 10:58 PM (tkR6S)
*bro hug*
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 06, 2023 10:58 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2023 10:58 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 10:56 PM (vB5tM)
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Neutron bombs detonated over LA and San Francisco would instantly turn the state deep red.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 10:58 PM (Qzn2/)
So sorry man.
Been married 21 years and I can't even go there. I just can't. Will pray for your strength.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 10:58 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 10:59 PM (o0Fxd)
Gonna guess none was found.
Posted by: Ian S.
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The cavity was as clean as a whistle!
Posted by: Ciampino at March 06, 2023 10:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Gesundheidt !
(who says we don't have manners ?)
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2023 10:59 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yeah but it's also the kind that gets funnier the more you watch, even though you know it's coming.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2023 11:00 PM (l1Qis)
Would someone be so kind as to come cut off my right foot? My gout is freakin' killing me.
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2023 10:29 PM (7eVo
Prednisone and minor diet changes fixed my gout. The Prednisone was only for a day or so, to relievs the acute symptoms. And yeah, there were times I was ready to saw my foot off.
Posted by: a.moron at March 06, 2023 11:00 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 10:55 PM (XIJ/X)
Heh. Don't let Robert hear you say that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:00 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 10:58 PM (Qzn2/)
regular H-bombs would clean the shit off the sidewalks better. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2023 11:00 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 11:00 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 06, 2023 11:01 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 11:01 PM (DSB5h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2023 10:58 PM (EZebt)
Seconded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:02 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Right Hand at March 06, 2023 11:02 PM (anj39)
I don't come in here to make trouble.
I'm so so so fkin' sorry I didn't notice that you filled in for MisHum until after I poasted the first time.
Mea culpa
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:02 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 06, 2023 10:56 PM (qfLjt)
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Sorry for your loss but 45 is a wonderful run.
I could be jealous but not. Just thankful you had it.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 11:03 PM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2023 11:03 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Ciampino
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Sending hugs your way.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 06, 2023 11:03 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2023 11:03 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2023 10:58 PM (EZebt)
Seconded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:02 PM (tkR6S)
I'm in on this too. God Bless.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2023 11:03 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2023 11:04 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:04 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2023 10:58 PM (EZebt)
Seconded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2023 11:05 PM (T4tVD)
It's not gone but livable.
Posted by: Muchas buchas at March 06, 2023 10:43 PM (i6i+m)
Potassium chloride, sold in the spice aisle at the supermarket as salt substitute, is a much cheaper alternative to potassium tablets from the vitamin aisle. It's intended for human consumption, so it's not like you're taking horse paste or something.
Posted by: a.moron at March 06, 2023 11:06 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 11:07 PM (DSB5h)
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45 years with the perfect mate is a wonderful blessing that few are privileged to experience. Cherish the memory.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 11:07 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:02 PM (o0Fxd)
I am just playing around! No worries at all. I am not offended...promise!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 11:07 PM (XIJ/X)
If you don't mind me asking...what was your wife's first name? We can toast her!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 11:08 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:02 PM (o0Fxd)
I am just playing around! No worries at all. I am not offended...promise!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
----------------------------------------
as the Theremin plays in the background
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 11:10 PM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 11:11 PM (vB5tM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Thanks, CBD, for that clarification! You've got quite a reputation as a hardass, y'know...
Anyway--
Nice ONT! Thank You! And I especially appreciated the Sinatra, 'cuz we got snow the last couple nights!
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:11 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Piercello at March 06, 2023 11:12 PM (ajoh7)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2023 11:12 PM (qoGsy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdFSU8sn3mo
Posted by: Piercello at March 06, 2023 11:12 PM (ajoh7)
that should have been in the Addams Family.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2023 11:13 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Iris at March 06, 2023 11:14 PM (foa6+)
elucidation
diction
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 11:15 PM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 11:17 PM (DSB5h)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2023 11:17 PM (Bd6X8)
Theremin mood music, well suited for a toast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdFSU8sn3mo
Posted by: Piercello
that should have been in the Addams Family.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Samantha's Aunt Clara
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2023 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
There is a Worm Moon on the rise tonight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 06, 2023 11:18 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Welcome home.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 11:18 PM (vB5tM)
So much w*rk to do; gotta get that place emptied and sold. I don't have time anymore, to care for an additional property!
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:19 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at March 06, 2023 11:19 PM (zVOxW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdFSU8sn3mo
Posted by: Piercello at March 06, 2023 11:12 PM (ajoh7)
Arizona-based musician Jerry Riopelle invented the Beamz music system, which could be described as a sort of a Theremin worked by the user's hands interrupting laser beams, instead of relying on capacitance effects at radio frequencies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beamz
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:22 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 06, 2023 11:22 PM (0vFtj)
I see trouble on the way
Don't go out tonight
It's bound to hook your pike
There's a worm moon on the rise
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:23 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2023 11:24 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:26 PM (o0Fxd)
My living room is cluttered with fishing stuff and there's a half done fly in the vise I think it's destined to be a Cahill.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2023 11:27 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 06, 2023 11:22 PM (0vFtj)
I guess I got the better deal, then. Only paid ten dollars for my "Let's Go Brandon" T-shirt.
Capitalism FTW!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:27 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 11:27 PM (DSB5h)
There is no more dangerous menace to civilization than a government of incompetent, corrupt, or vile men. The worst evils which mankind ever had to endure were inflicted by governments.
-- Ludwig von Mises
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2023 10:29 PM (3cGpq)
he advised hard money, backed by Silver or Gold. He argued that such a system created gentle deflation, and prevented the wild business cycles.
One of the current economists who agrees with him is Jesus Huerta de Soto. Both of them are on the "gold solves everything" bandwagon. I have yet to hear Huerta de Soto weigh in on bitcoin.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2023 11:28 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 06, 2023 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 11:30 PM (DSB5h)
Nearing the equinox, the rate of increase of the length of daylight is the greatest. Here, we're at 2:10 minutes per day. 15 minutes more daylight per week. This contributes greatly to that spring is coming anticipation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 06, 2023 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2023 10:58 PM (Qzn2/)
regular H-bombs would clean the shit off the sidewalks better. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2023 11:00 PM (r46W7)
I live 2 hours from San FranPsycho... please, no Neutron bombs, they'd live long enough to get here.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2023 11:31 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2023 10:29 PM (7eVo
no coffee, no beer, no beef, no beans, no oatmeal and take your allopurinol
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2023 11:32 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ciampino - catchy at March 06, 2023 11:32 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: irongrampa
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Aw, that reminded me-- the stuff missing from Dad's place-- I think the creep(s) stole my fly-tying vise. All the packs of feathers and fibers were strewn around but supplies' *container* is missing. Think the vise and who knows what else were in it. Fk.
Why *that*? Ugh!
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:33 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at March 06, 2023 11:33 PM (zVOxW)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2023 11:32 PM (xhaym)
Amputation is beginning to look like an option.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:34 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 06, 2023 11:34 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at March 06, 2023 11:34 PM (zVOxW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2023 11:35 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at March 06, 2023 11:33 PM (zVOxW)
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You know what red wine pairs well with?
Posted by: George Donner at March 06, 2023 11:35 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hillbilly with a tude at March 06, 2023 11:35 PM (DbIL9)
Why *that*? Ugh!
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:33 PM (o0Fxd)
They thought they could use it to make a bong?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:35 PM (tkR6S)
I'll bet she was tiger at lumberjack competitions.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 06, 2023 11:36 PM (Jg7EG)
Why *that*? Ugh!
Looked like something they could unload at a pawn shop without too many questions.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2023 11:37 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: SarahW at March 06, 2023 11:37 PM (g1vnC)
If you don't mind me asking...what was your wife's first name? We can toast her!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 11:08 PM (XIJ/X)
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Mary
and thanks to everyone for the condolences, inspiring and uplifting comments.
Posted by: Ciampino - Thank you all at March 06, 2023 11:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at March 06, 2023 11:40 PM (zVOxW)
I figure maybe d!ckhead needed a container. Cops said it was a "homeless" pyrsyn. Whatever. Fktard got what s/he/it could and then got caught and moved on. Place is secured.
Can only scratch my head and wonder: 'WTF?' about it all. Must've been stoned because nothing about the mess makes any sense to me!
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:41 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at March 06, 2023 11:40 PM (zVOxW)
Maybe we could send in a drone loaded with ramen noodles and empty calories.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:42 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at March 06, 2023 11:43 PM (zVOxW)
Nearing the equinox, the rate of increase of the length of daylight is the greatest. Here, we're at 2:10 minutes per day. 15 minutes more daylight per week. This contributes greatly to that spring is coming anticipation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 06, 2023 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Yeah, it's finally light when I go to work, but this part of the world is still buried under three or more feet of snow. The garden gate is completely buried. Roofs have been collapsing, and the size of the ice dams on some houses are positively glacial.
Spring won't be here until June.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 06, 2023 11:44 PM (LOVUx)
The Secretary of Transportation just might be your huckleberry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:45 PM (tkR6S)
Here's to our brother Ciampino! Prost!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hillbilly with a tude at March 06, 2023 11:45 PM (DbIL9)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hillbilly with a tude at March 06, 2023 11:35 PM (DbIL9)
Occasional? I work hard at being a consistent asshole!
fvck off....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2023 11:46 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Yeah, there were some hand tools too. Figure those are long gone... Does me no good to look for them at pawn shops, I have no proof of purchase. And still not sure what all is missing-- everything was tossed and stuff moved all over the house from original positions. It's just strange!
Found couple of syringes, some empty booze bottles (not 'ours') and who TF knows what went on for 3-4 days?
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:47 PM (o0Fxd)
100% excise tax on any money mailed/transferred to Mexico. First class mail to Mexico deemed "open for inspection" 300% excise tax on plane tickets to Mexico. 300% excise tax on credit card payments to Mexican hotels/resorts. All of these immediately in place for 1 week per each kidnapped American, with a one-time-only offer to not implement this if they are returned RFN.
That would be step one if we were serious. Step two would be to put Mexico on the "can't use US passports to travel there, so if you go you are on your own list"
Posted by: Chuck C at March 06, 2023 11:47 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Fuck Me
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Meh. the place comes with a money-back guarantee. What do you want?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2023 11:48 PM (gKzkw)
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Ludwig suggests that one use only Zildjian.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 11:50 PM (vB5tM)
*runs serpentine!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 06, 2023 11:51 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You, sir, are banished. Banished I say!
More pies! More pies!
Posted by: Crown Prince Hapnik. at March 06, 2023 11:51 PM (xttsV)
https://bit.ly/41I9iom
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I begrudge Brian Moynihan the very air that he breathes. There has been some talk that BoA is having troubles. Of course, true or not true, he would not be touched by it.
I do despise that SOB.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2023 11:51 PM (gKzkw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:52 PM (tkR6S)
fvck off....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Regardless, you brought forth an excellent ONT.
Beautiful picture, Sinatra, and most worthy quotes.
And that was just the intro. Bravo.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 11:53 PM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Ciampino - catchy at March 06, 2023 11:32 PM (qfLjt)
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Well I found the answer. Eagles with Dirty Laundry.
Posted by: Ciampino - The answer is a washing machine at March 06, 2023 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:54 PM (o0Fxd)
Meh. the place comes with a money-back guarantee. What do you want?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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...and Free Shipping!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2023 11:55 PM (XnsY+)
Just looked it up, up at your latitude, the increase is around 5:44 minutes per day (Anchorage) now.
But as you mentioned before, IIRC, the mountains around that screw up that topological flat sunrise/sunset calculation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 06, 2023 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JQ
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DOJ would put them in jail.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2023 11:55 PM (vB5tM)
Posted by: JEM at March 06, 2023 11:55 PM (8erNz)
Unfortunately...
Damn. Sucks being a "law-abiding citizen"
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:56 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2023 11:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2023 11:57 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:58 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:58 PM (o0Fxd)
Never fear, congresscritters are here!! with the "Sunshine Protection Act" to make DST permanent. Who comes up with there stupid names...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2023 12:01 AM (llON8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 12:01 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: RunRaggedFoo at March 07, 2023 12:02 AM (bUzid)
fvck off....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Reason no. 432 why this place can not be replicated
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hillbilly with a tude at March 07, 2023 12:02 AM (DbIL9)
They did that in 1971 under Tricky Dick, Energy Crisis. How easily they forget.
Well over 50% of the public was fer it. Until come Winter, and the Winter Solstice, when sunrise didn't come until 9AM for those in the higher latitudes at the the Western ends of the time zones. Support dropped well below 50% and they ended it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 12:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Hot enuf for a horny high school boy?
I'd have gone there.
Posted by: JEM at March 06, 2023 11:55 PM (8erNz)
If I had been molested by the school lunch ladies when I was 14, I would indeed have been a "victim". They decidedly did not look like that perp.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 12:04 AM (tkR6S)
Hot enuf for a horny high school boy?
I'd have gone there.
Posted by: JEM
Eh. They're no prosthetic Z-cups.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 07, 2023 12:04 AM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2023 12:04 AM (V8kpJ)
==
They did that in 1971 under Tricky Dick, Energy Crisis. How easily they forget.
Well over 50% of the public was fer it. Until come Winter, and the Winter Solstice, when sunrise didn't come until 9AM for those in the higher latitudes at the the Western ends of the time zones. Support dropped well below 50% and they ended it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 12:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Why not bump them into the next time zone over, so they don't have to wait until 9 of the clock for daylight.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2023 12:07 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 07, 2023 12:04 AM (iKBwy)
Maybe Lemieux (the Z-cup guy) can sell his cast-offs to Pete Bootygag to chest-feed his children. He could feed up a pair of fine heifers off of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 12:09 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Mr. Hand at March 07, 2023 12:09 AM (xxG/v)
I note that my 67 year old BIL who has decided he wants to be Admiral Rachel (ffs) is NOT on the invite for a couple birthday dinners coming up.
His wife will be there but...I offered to do a road trip, get on a plane and go somewhere, just to clear his head, but he's basically radio silent.
I feel so sorry for his family.
Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2023 12:10 AM (8erNz)
Of course, there are larger problems. I get that. But really... why fk w/the clocks when "farming" is now so automated?
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 12:10 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 07, 2023 12:11 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2023 12:07 AM (llON
Which would be the same as not changing the clocks at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 12:11 AM (tkR6S)
https://youtu.be/XJDQFLLdZ_k
Posted by: Blanco Basura -
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YASSSS!!!! White Punks On Dope!!!!!
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 12:13 AM (o0Fxd)
oh, for '78 again...
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 12:15 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 07, 2023 12:16 AM (SghkR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
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Only problem is that by the time I open the drapes flowers have missed the morning sun.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 12:17 AM (vB5tM)
I despise DST, and that comes from farming heritage. Farmers always despised it.
It is Big Retail and Big Golf and Recreation that are the main lobbying for DST. They were responsible for the DST creep over the past couple of decades, anyway.
They love that extra hour of daylight after official clock quitting time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 12:04 AM (tkR6S)
This.
All of mine had grey hair sticking out from the hair nets. One had a mole. A large one.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2023 12:18 AM (anj39)
Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2023 12:20 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2023 12:20 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: CA Token at March 07, 2023 12:22 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2023 12:20 AM (a4EWo)
*holds glass under USB port*
*waits expectantly*
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2023 12:22 AM (anj39)
We can also change it.
Dreams of 2024.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 12:23 AM (vB5tM)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 12:23 AM (o0Fxd)
A first world problem.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2023 12:23 AM (KATBx)
You are arguing for a higher standard of hotness in secondary school employees?
Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2023 12:24 AM (8erNz)
Split the time by a 30 minute difference, and then leave it there, alone, untouched again, forever.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2023 12:25 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 12:25 AM (o0Fxd)
https://is.gd/OqAgcm
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2023 12:26 AM (llON8)
Don't ask me about the lights in our 14ft high ceiling...
Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2023 12:29 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 12:29 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2023 12:29 AM (iB7US)
Go to the "night"club at 9PM and it feels like the middle of the day.
Odd.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 12:31 AM (vB5tM)
FIFY
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2023 12:31 AM (e6UQI)
I've never even seen pictures come to think of it.
But i figured that Dems are so fact-based that if they keep repeating they smeared shot in the wall, there must be some basis, right?
Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2023 12:33 AM (OaZlZ)
Listening to Dave Matthews group, it's good background music. If they were playing in town I'd go see them.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 12:34 AM (vB5tM)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2023 11:58 PM (o0Fxd)
Never fear, congresscritters are here!! with the "Sunshine Protection Act" to make DST permanent. Who comes up with there stupid names...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2023 12:01 AM (llON
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It's like going to a SPA don't you know? We Americans love acronyms.
Posted by: Ciampino - sunlamp at March 07, 2023 12:35 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: le professeur at March 07, 2023 12:35 AM (y7zkd)
Anything I know about the French language, I learned from watching Pepe le Pew, on Saturday Mornings.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2023 12:37 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 12:38 AM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Cicero
Could have been worse.
Posted by: Ignorant Hand
I've done alright though.
Posted by: Pimp Hand at March 06, 2023 10:35 PM (qoGsy)
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You don't have a leg to stand on and I'm not waiting on you hand and foot.
Posted by: Ciampino - digitized at March 07, 2023 12:41 AM (qfLjt)
When we moved in, this place was unbearably hot and stuffy even in the temperate SF Bay area.
We put in AC.
When we remodeled and put in nine powered skylights (they weren't all supposed to be but the vendor f'ed up and ate most of the excess) we run the AC a few days a year just to not let it rot.
Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2023 12:42 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2023 12:20 AM (a4EWo)
*holds glass under USB port*
*waits expectantly*
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2023 12:22 AM (anj39)
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It's Internet, have you thought of using the Ethernet port? We have PoE (power over Ethernet) but we need to see if WoE (whisky over Ethernet) may be an option. It would arrive in tiny little packets!
Posted by: Ciampino - digitized booze at March 07, 2023 12:45 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2023 12:46 AM (a4EWo)
Simple time zone map of the US:
https://www.time.gov/
Note how odd that gets. Lots of local politics in the time zone layout. Note in particular the upper peninsula of Michigan. All but the 4 counties on the border with Wisconsin are still in EST. Ontonagon, a very western most town still in EST. Latest sunrise there, Jan 1, occurs at 8:41AM. And that's Standard time, not DST.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 12:47 AM (Mzdiz)
DoE - crowdsourced distillation over Ethernet.
Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2023 12:48 AM (8erNz)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2023 12:53 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 12:56 AM (tkR6S)
https://is.gd/OqAgcm
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2023 12:26 AM (llON
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Thanks, some really funny ones.
Posted by: Ciampino - digitized booze could at March 07, 2023 12:57 AM (qfLjt)
My solution is to only 'fall back'.
Nobody minds the extra hour of sleep.
Eventually people who are night owls will be the most productive members of society. 3rd shift will be desirable. Ace of Spades will have an ODT (Overday Open Thread), bars will give last call in midday.
It'll be great!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 12:58 AM (Y7Jul)
Salty's got a quick segment on it.
Posted by: micky at March 07, 2023 01:00 AM (3byMq)
At least until the idiotic (especially for Alaska) Daylight Savings Time goes into effect in a few weeks.
Then it's back to leaving in darkness again for many people.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 07, 2023 01:01 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2023 01:02 AM (a4EWo)
...It'll be great!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Ya got my vote!!!
Imagine how nice people would be, if they ALL got adequate sleep!
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 01:04 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 07, 2023 01:01 AM (bW8dp)
Hey citizen, we changed the time so that your employer can get more work out of you in the sunlight.
Sorry that you don't get any sunlight for your free time.
Guess you are just f*cked, but those profit margins love you for it!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 01:04 AM (Y7Jul)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 07, 2023 01:08 AM (xttsV)
Can't understand why these businesses don't lobby to stop the clock-fkery...
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 01:08 AM (o0Fxd)
I got interested in why Michigan was in Eastern time zone. Originally it was in Central, as it should be. But then Detroit got some ideas. I thought that might have been the auto industry wanted to be the same time as NYC, but it was something called the "Detroit More Daylight Club" was responsible. They wanted an extra hour of sunlight after quitting time, and thought jumping eastward to EST would be the ticket.
The rest of the state followed suit after a few decades.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2023 01:14 AM (e6UQI)
Can't understand why these businesses don't lobby to stop the clock-fkery...
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 01:08 AM
1. The payroll software should handle the time change
2. It accounts for at most 2 extra hours over the entire year for at most 1/3 of a companies workforce.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 07, 2023 01:16 AM (xttsV)
An uncle of mine hated DST, thinking it was a conspiracy. "They" were trying to fool him about what time it was.
So, he never would change his watch and clocks, and during DST, he always had to do the 1 hr earlier arithmetic. He'd mess up sometimes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 01:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Right?
As long as we get to play for a couple hours after w*rk?
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 01:19 AM (o0Fxd)
Not sure he does. I remember in the 60s it was a big deal when my state reaffirmed the policy that corporal punishment was legal in schools. Sure, that was not the same and it was long ago, but I wonder if you could correlate the shift in the West with the rise in crime,....
Anyway, doncha know that today it is required to judge all cultures and all time periods as if they are the present and some Connecticut suburb. That way we can look at the past and feel superior. Or look at the crimes of other cultures and feel superior.
Posted by: Big Tech at March 07, 2023 01:20 AM (1XdHK)
As long as I can easily find out WTH day I have to reset the damn clock, and which direction to turn it. Fk.
Whatever!
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 01:22 AM (o0Fxd)
Right?
As long as we get to play for a couple hours after w*rk?
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 01:19 AM
It might be a pain for Doc Brown. For me it's two clocks, plus the car clock which I have to reset multiple times throughout the year because it gains over a minute a month
Posted by: Chuck C at March 07, 2023 01:22 AM (xttsV)
Posted by: torabora
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Was levied during the Spanish American war.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2023 01:23 AM (rpirE)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 07, 2023 01:24 AM (66jxp)
Posted by: Big Tech at March 07, 2023 01:24 AM (1XdHK)
I had another button:
"Hemp is the answer!
(what was the question?)
I also had a WIN button. I had lots of very cool buttons.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 07, 2023 01:26 AM (1XdHK)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 01:26 AM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 01:28 AM (vB5tM)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 01:28 AM (o0Fxd)
I also had a WIN button. I had lots of very cool buttons.
Posted by: Gentlemen
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I have an 'I Like Ike' button that I wear to the polls. I keep waiting for some poll worker to protest, but so far, nothing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2023 01:29 AM (rxUKk)
Ike's famous farewell address prophetically warned of Dr. Fauci, the unholy union of Big Government and Big Science/Tech.
The most remembered line about the military-industrial complex was just a smaller part of that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Farmer at March 07, 2023 01:35 AM (55Qr6)
I think I'm gonna just say the hell with it, fuck it, and set my clocks and watches to local mean time running through the meridian that passes through the front door of Miley's house here: This is what time it is, here:
Date: 03/07/2023 Local Time Zone: Eastern Standard Time
Longitude: -82.17110 UTC Offset: -05:28:41 TZ Offset: -00:28:41
Universal Coordinated Time: 06:35:15 UTC
Local Standard Time (TZ) : 01:35:15 AM EST
Local Mean Time : 01:06:34 AM LMT
Local Solar Time : 12:55:26 AM LST
Grnwch Mean Sidereal Time: 17:34:10
Local Mean Sidereal Time: 12:05:29
Current Equation of Time: -11:07.52
LMT is my time, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 01:40 AM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2023 01:29
What a cool idea MH. I think I'll steal that gambit. Maybe wear "I Like Ike" along with "Nixon's the One". Yes I collected campaign buttons. Bet the most puzzling would be my Alf Landon sunflower button.
Posted by: Farmer at March 07, 2023 01:42 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 01:43 AM (o0Fxd)
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On tax day, I wear one that says
I GAVE
to the IRS
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2023 01:45 AM (XsjQp)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 01:46 AM (vB5tM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)
So I need to set my watch back 29 minutes? What about Daylight Savings next week?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 07, 2023 01:47 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 01:50 AM (vB5tM)
There is no such thing as DST with local mean time. Same as there is not DST with Zulu, UTC.
Local mean time is the hour angle of the sun relative to the local meridian plus 12. UT1 is that for the prime meridian. UTC is not exactly that, as it is defined to tick at atomic time, with periodic leap second corrections, but right now, UTC is almost exactly UT1.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)
So, he never would change his watch and clocks, and during DST, he always had to do the 1 hr earlier arithmetic. He'd mess up sometimes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 01:17 AM (Mzdiz)
The clock in my car is right 6 months out of the year.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2023 01:52 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 01:54 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2023 01:59 AM (a4EWo)
Not a problem anymore, but jeez!
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 01:59 AM (o0Fxd)
And it was apparent from the pieces, that they had not even bothered to watch the show. Orchestrated campaign to minimize the damage...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 02:02 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 02:03 AM (vB5tM)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at March 07, 2023 02:03 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: JQ
You're in the right place. All the best freaks are here.
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 02:03 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at March 07, 2023 02:05 AM (y7zkd)
That reminds me, something our own AOP mentioned a while back. Remember the old mechanical electric clocks they started putting in cars back in the '70s.
Very simple 12V driven clock. It had automatic adjustment. If the clock was running slow, meaning you had to adjust it forward every so often, then put in a little parallel adjustment that would speed up the tick rate slightly. And vice-versa if it was running slow, and you had to back it up.
Very clever trick for a simple mechanism.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Yes. My tastes... vary somewhat.
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 02:06 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2023 02:07 AM (o0Fxd)
And it was apparent from the pieces, that they had not even bothered to watch the show. Orchestrated campaign to minimize the damage...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 02:02
Hi expose of actual footage is devastating to the idea it was some insurrection. Which we all knew already, it was just more proof of the Dems BS fraud.
Posted by: Farmer at March 07, 2023 02:08 AM (55Qr6)
Have to take Mama to the bone doc tomorrow for a consultation concerning her right knee. It's giving her fits--painwise. I think the joint is bone on bone, myself.
Some imaging will be done and we will see whats to do. A new knee is probable so she can take one more step toward being a bionic woman, she's had both hips done though you'd never guess from the way she moves or did move before her knee issue.
I just want her to be free from the bad pain, it hurts to see her suffer but she won't say shit about it.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2023 02:09 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
---------------------------------
Light cotton nightcap, military scarf (light cotton) wrapped to cover eyes, ears, an throat (looks like a donut), pillow.
Just got an 8" wedge, OK so far it does help with the sinuses.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 02:09 AM (vB5tM)
DoE - crowdsourced distillation over Ethernet.
Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2023 12:48 AM (8erNz)
Updated version of Bosephus? Fax me a Beer?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 02:10 AM (oHd/0)
I want to know who those instigators were that Tucker mentioned. He said they have their faces, but don't know who they are, and apparently they weren't allowed that information.
These were the Feebs and glowies who set this up. Ray Epps is just one we know.
Tucker has seen all their faces, but says he wouldn't publish the pics without knowing who they were.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 02:11 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 02:11 AM (Mzdiz)
He can't. If they ARE undercover agents, showing them is against the law. The Deep State would destroy him.
Now, if they let the video out into the Wild, which is what should be done? THEN we'll know who they are... an army of Davids and Memesters will see to that.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 02:13 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2023 02:14 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 02:11 AM (Mzdiz)
A leak to 4chan - 24 hours max
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 07, 2023 02:14 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: irongrampa
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After going through those other surgeries she knows what she's looking at. A friend who had replacements said he had no pain. Said he rented/bought a machine that - one lies on a bed, put your feet in the arms and they would swing back and forth flexing the knees.
He could read or watch TV, whatever one can do lying on his back and the machine would do the work.
Knees are next on my agenda and so is that machine.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2023 02:18 AM (vB5tM)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2023 02:18 AM (KATBx)
Just checked out Denniger:
https://tinyurl.com/2zafrjbu
Millions of defective Chicom dehumidifiers have been sold in the US. Galvanic corrosion problems -- refrigerant will leak out, and unit will overheat and catch fire. A number of fires have been blamed on these.
Garbage Chicom products taking over the market.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Colin at March 07, 2023 03:08 AM (UtkqT)
I got interested in why Michigan was in Eastern time zone. Originally it was in Central, as it should be. But then Detroit got some ideas. I thought that might have been the auto industry wanted to be the same time as NYC, but it was something called the "Detroit More Daylight Club" was responsible. They wanted an extra hour of sunlight after quitting time, and thought jumping eastward to EST would be the ticket.
The rest of the state followed suit after a few decades.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)
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Well the Detroit Redwings were in Central Division for ever and were a nemesis for the St. Louis Blues every year (their Russian players were great). Then they suddenly became an Eastern club!!
Posted by: Ciampino - Hockey yeah at March 07, 2023 03:30 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 03:51 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Ciampino - Hockey yeah! at March 07, 2023 03:51 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2023 03:54 AM (OXCWf)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2023 03:55 AM (OXCWf)
https://youtu.be/hXeWhL9LvVY
Posted by: Ciampino - Hockey yeah! at March 07, 2023 03:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 04:02 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Ciampino -- Hockey yeah! at March 07, 2023 04:02 AM (qfLjt)
A long time ago I worked in a theater with homemade fog machines. They were 50 gallon barrels with water heater elements in them that you plugged into the wall outlet. There was a fryer basket in the top that you load with the dry ice. And dryer hoses that you would direct the fog with.
Tradition had it you turn on the heat, let the water warm up for so long, use so many pounds of dry ice, drop it in and fog would come out the hoses.
Well, me and a coworker were tasked with upgrading these fog machines. We replace the heater elements and we put fans in the dryer hoses. The first night we used it we followed the traditional, "heat the water so long use this many pounds of dry ice."
Well... The original heater element had actually been a 240 element but it been plugged into a wall outlet at 120 volts. Which if you watch the video above you know meant it operated at much lower heat. We replaced it with 120 elements. And boy did that the heat the water up! The fog on the stage was 5 ft high and all the actors were hidden in it. It rolled off the stage into the audience for the first two or three rows.
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