In Australia, 1000 Schools Are Feeding Kids Crickets

To be clear, they're feeding them crickets through snacks available in snack machines, so it's not mandatory that they eat zee bugs.

Yet.

But government-paid teachers are indoctrinating them to eat zee bugz, telling them it's "healthier" to eat bugs than meat, and that zee bugz are a "superfood."

And of course, that they have to eat zee bugz to save the planet.

You may refuse to eat zee bugs, but we will use government resources to make your children eat zee bugs.

A teacher from one of the 1,000 Australian schools feeding kids chips made out of powdered crickets asks, 'Do crickets taste good?' The student nods and the teacher adds, 'Yeah. Let's eat some more crickets...!'
Bugs are on the menu again... Why does the World Economic Forum have such a weird obsession with making our kids eat them?
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You might be wondering -- how will eating bugs change the weather?
The official World Economic Forum line is that eating meat is accelerating the effects of Climate Change. Therefore, to fix 'the climate' humans need to reduce their consumption of meat and replace it with a climate-friendly substitute. There are a few on offer, but the favourite is insect protein.
These agenda-driven bureaucrats are doing their best to promote insect-gorging as being 'good' for you.
If you believe the hype, they're nutritious, full of protein, and still very tasty. And there is a great range of bugs out there for you to try. You could eat crickets, or grind them up into a powder to replace plain white flour or self-raising flour (what's wrong with normal flour?). You could even attempt some highly nutritious cockroach milk on your cereal. Maybe you enjoy a bit of seasoning on your meals? Well, instead of getting out the salt and pepper, grab some lightly-acidic ants instead. You could even top those meals off with some protein-packed mealworms.

No, I'm not kidding. This is seriously what they want you to be eating.
In recent weeks, it was revealed that canteens in 1,000 Australian schools have started selling cricket chips produced by the company Circle Harvest. Students are being encouraged to eat these chips, which are laced with cricket protein, and are told by teachers that they are healthy.
In a video from one school of three young students eating these chips, a teacher can be heard off camera saying: 'Chips are great, aren't they? And these chips are even better because they think they're better for you!'
Another teacher is then heard saying: 'Did you know they're made from little insects?' When one of the students replies 'no', the teacher goes on to say 'Can you taste it? No, you can't. It tastes like normal CCs doesn't it?'
It is clear that these people are doing everything they can to normalise eating bugs from a young age. As we all know by now, indoctrination starts early.
If you have children in an Australian school, please tell them that eating bugs is not normal and that they should steer clear of these products.
Meanwhile, a couple of scientists in Hee Cho and Hyeyoung Park decided to experiment with different ways of cooking mealworms, seasoning them with amino acids, onion powder, garlic powder, and mushroom powder to create a 'meaty' flavour so that they would be more appetising to the general public. Bugs should never be appetising. They should always be disgusting and never consumed.
These researchers found that heating mealworms with sugar produced a popular meaty flavour after having each of the methods of cooking the insects evaluated by a group of volunteers who taste-tested the bugs.

Eating Zee Bugz is a key part of Klaus Schwab's "Great Reset" scheme. Michael Walsh, along with guest writers including Michael Anton, Angelo Codevilla, David P. Goldman, Douglas Murray, James Poulos, and John Tierney, write about the plot in Against the Great Reset: 18 Theses Contra the New World Order.

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 21, 2022 02:06 PM (eYoxG)

2 You'll be washing it down with a fresh glass of treated sewage.

Posted by: NYT at October 21, 2022 02:06 PM (eARTe)

3 Feed your kids beef and they will dominate the ones who do not.

Posted by: sven at October 21, 2022 02:06 PM (Lzpvj)

4 2 Posted by: NYT at October 21, 2022 02:06 PM (eARTe)

Works for me!

//Bill Gates

Posted by: sven at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (Lzpvj)

5 If you’re allergic to shellfish you can’t eat ze bugs….

Posted by: Cranky J Anne at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (YZH5A)

6 Top Ten

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (2graF)

7 Pffft. Bugs are a luxury.

Posted by: North Koreans at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (Xrfse)

8 I hate the gaslighting and peer pressure shit more than the idea of eating insects.

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (CwQXo)

9 Insty had a story yesterday that Aldi is going to start carrying cricket products because they're cheaper.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)

10 Okay, now I know why NoVa Aldi's are clearancing out so much stuff today - gotta make room for bugs!

But seriously, if you're in the area, don't miss it!

Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (exHjb)

11 How did Australia end up as the globalists' primary test environment? Whatever the UN, WHO, WEF, etc. want to test out on a western population, they try it out there. They were the craziest western country during COVID, they are the first one doing this at scale and so on. Why them?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (EwScq)

12 Cockroach milker is the hot new job for the next decade.

Posted by: Wally at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (FJYfm)

13 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2022 02:09 PM (Do5/p)

14 You first Klaus.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 21, 2022 02:09 PM (M3hSG)

15 "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2022 02:09 PM (aJNWY)

16 C'mon Ace, Australians will eat anything. Have you ever tasted Vegemite? And, oh, their sandwiches are like our finger fucking food. They are peculiar. A bunch of felons deported from England.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:09 PM (4eKPg)

17 No bugs, no fake meat, not ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 21, 2022 02:09 PM (V6f9+)

18 Save the bugs; eat the oligarchs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 02:10 PM (yHsuS)

19 If animals are the problem, couldn't we just have hunters thin out wild animal populations and their dangerous carbon farts?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 21, 2022 02:10 PM (eYoxG)

20 I regard Aussies as little better than animals, so bug eating seems par for the course. Their course.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2022 02:10 PM (ppBhU)

21 I see huge profits in the future for companies that make lunch size paper bags.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2022 02:10 PM (Ur3ox)

22 Nobody wants to talk about the chitin.

"Bugs are just like crab and lobster!"

We don't eat lobster shells. Why? Because chitin is very bad for you.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 21, 2022 02:10 PM (YJwUM)

23 I've been telling the LIVs I know that the next big thing that the people behind the government are going to push is eating bugs. And they don't believe me.

Then I ask them if they know their co-workers pronouns, because obviously that tranny stuff I warned them about a few years ago was just right wing conspiracy stuff too right...?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2022 02:10 PM (ESjRY)

24 Bugz are they free range or poor bugz raised in cages?

What are they doing to our children?

How do we know these bugs weren't killed by bug hunters with 'Hot Shot'?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 21, 2022 02:10 PM (HMNhg)

25 It was probably one of the concessions they had to make when they lost the Emu Wars.

Posted by: King Gidorah at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (VrVjC)

26 How did Australia end up as the globalists' primary test environment? Whatever the UN, WHO, WEF, etc. want to test out on a western population, they try it out there. They were the craziest western country during COVID, they are the first one doing this at scale and so on. Why them?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (EwScq)

Disarmament, first. Never disarm.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (yHsuS)

27 No, no, no. It's Mexican food. It's Soylent Verde. You like Mexican food, don't you?

Posted by: Wally at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (FJYfm)

28 11 How did Australia end up as the globalists' primary test environment? Whatever the UN, WHO, WEF, etc. want to test out on a western population, they try it out there. They were the craziest western country during COVID, they are the first one doing this at scale and so on. Why them?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (EwScq)

Well a lot of Australian pols are in hock to the Chinese. They were also the first to wreck their energy grid with solar and wind.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

29 Who wants lunch?!!!

[crickets]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (FVME7)

30 Bugz are they free range or poor bugz raised in cages?

Cages. But it's OK, because women don't feel sorry for bugs.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (ZGrMX)

31 "In The New Amazing-her Spid-Her-Man it will be Aunt May who will deliver that line with great power comes great responsibility."

What does that phrase mean to you?

"What phrase?"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (44ww/)

32 Are bugs better medium rare or well done?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (haWye)

33 Just think, if you wrote a Bond novel that featured SPECTRE making people worship trannies and eat bugs people would have called is absurd and yet here we are and the WEF is doing it...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (ESjRY)

34 Feed your kids beef and they will dominate the ones who do not.

Posted by: sven at October 21, 2022 02:06 PM (Lzpvj)

100% true! Diets high in meat have a proven evolutionary benefit in growth of brain size in primates.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (gmo/4)

35 But government-paid teachers are indoctrinating them to eat zee bugz, telling them it's "healthier" to eat bugs than meat, and that zee bugz are a "superfood."

dust them with superbeets for an extra special treat!

Posted by: dana loesch at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (oY6Yp)

36 People seem to think aussieland is all Croc Dundee and Emma Samms, but it's actually china's bitch.

Lazy, ignorant, and wholly owned by the NWO is no way to go through life, you stupid dingo fluckers.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (YV6PJ)

37 finger fucking food-
do not know what that is but I know they do like KFC in Australia.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (M3hSG)

38 Bug Rancher..

Sounds like a failed western.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (uLr+K)

39 Bugs are on the menu again... Why does the World Economic Forum have such a weird obsession with making our kids eat them?

Because they're reptilian shape-shifters?

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (dCxaZ)

40 How did Australia end up as the globalists' primary test environment? Whatever the UN, WHO, WEF, etc. want to test out on a western population, they try it out there. They were the craziest western country during COVID, they are the first one doing this at scale and so on. Why them?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (EwScq)

"Former" Penal Colony. Plus disarming.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (2graF)

41 Who gets the slugs?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (4eKPg)

42 Election Wizard
@ElectionWiz
Biden DOJ requests $34 million in “critically needed” funding for Jan 6 committee

https://tinyurl.com/4aaeb9t6

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (NpAcC)

43 Nobody is feeding kids bugs but if they were it would be a good thing and why do you hate science and want kids to starve?

Just get it over with all at once.

Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2022 02:13 PM (MxEKc)

44 "You'll eat the bugs, own nothing, and like all of it." - WEF motherfuckers.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 21, 2022 02:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

45 it's just a marking problem. they need to start calling them "shrimp of the plains" so they sound fancy.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 21, 2022 02:13 PM (oY6Yp)

46 You could even attempt some highly nutritious cockroach milk on your cereal.

Franz Kafka was a prophet.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:13 PM (dCxaZ)

47 >>> they are the first one doing this at scale and so on. Why them?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Crocodile Dundee is dead.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 21, 2022 02:13 PM (HMNhg)

48 But government-paid teachers are indoctrinating them to eat zee bugz, telling them it's "healthier" to eat bugs than meat, and that zee bugz are a "superfood."

dust them with superbeets for an extra special treat!

Posted by: dana loesch at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (oY6Yp)

And NatureBee bee pollen for dessert.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 02:13 PM (yHsuS)

49 @ElectionWiz
Biden DOJ requests $34 million in “critically needed” funding for Jan 6 committee ...
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
++++
Huh? Why would DoJ be paying for this? Why isn't this funded by Congress itself?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:13 PM (EwScq)

50 "You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your bugs"
"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your bugs"

Doesn't quite have the same oomph, does it?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2022 02:13 PM (aJNWY)

51 Bugs are on the menu again... Why does the World Economic Forum have such a weird obsession with making our kids eat them?

If you make people live like traditional first world people did...are you even controlling them?

Make them eat bugs or suck ladydick though and everyone knows who is the master and who is the slave.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2022 02:14 PM (ESjRY)

52 Eh. Can’t be any worse than Brussels sprouts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 02:14 PM (qPjiw)

53 Here's the square that I'm gonna love watching these authoritarians circle: how you gonna convince vegans to eat bugs?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2022 02:14 PM (ppBhU)

54 37 finger fucking food-
do not know what that is but I know they do like KFC in Australia.
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Its pitifully thinly sliced bread with something smeared on the inside. Aussies call this lunch.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:14 PM (4eKPg)

55 Let's not forget about the coordination with New Zealand's witch Jacinta (or something) to push forward with the fart taxes on cow and sheep. I mean, if you kill the sheep industry in NZ what else is left?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 21, 2022 02:14 PM (QYPq3)

56 they couldn't just hang out with the vegetarian/vegan agenda, could they? They had to move the knob all the way to eleventy

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:14 PM (dCxaZ)

57 How much you want to bet that the districts getting the bugs are the ones with higher than average enrollment of children with an aboriginal heritage.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2022 02:14 PM (gmo/4)

58 Soylent Green is CRICKETS!

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2022 02:15 PM (yezA1)

59 The only bugs I'd eat in Australia are Moreton Bay Bugs. They're like lobster, only uglier.

Very tasty, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2022 02:15 PM (aJNWY)

60
As to people being angry at Biden's (actual, not fake) voters... give a lot of these people a break. Not the ideological Leftists, of course; they belong on a Canal, performing endless toil.

But many of them are like us... they have or had lifelong voting patterns, and I'm sure many were rolling their eyes or even drinking while filling down that ballot.

G-d knows I did that repeatedly for GOP candidates, before I took back my dignity and quit voting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2022 02:15 PM (oINRc)

61 at least Brussel sprouts aint made from bugs

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2022 02:15 PM (us2H3)

62 49 @ElectionWiz
Biden DOJ requests $34 million in “critically needed” funding for Jan 6 committee ...
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
++++
Huh? Why would DoJ be paying for this? Why isn't this funded by Congress itself?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:13 PM (EwScq)
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We need the money quick
our term is almost up.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 21, 2022 02:15 PM (HMNhg)

63 But government-paid teachers are indoctrinating them to eat zee bugz, telling them it's "healthier" to eat bugs than meat, and that zee bugz are a "superfood."

dust them with superbeets for an extra special treat!
Posted by: dana loesch at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (oY6Yp)

*snort*

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (Mkvkw)

64 47 >>> they are the first one doing this at scale and so on. Why them?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Crocodile Dundee is dead.
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Does Croc taste as good as Gator?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (4eKPg)

65 ...I mean, if you kill the sheep industry in NZ what else is left?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 21, 2022 02:14 PM (QYPq3)

Dependency.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (AiZBA)

66 I always had a high regard for Aussies. I worked with several overseas and saw them as manly men (and no I don't mean that in a gay way). Like what I pictured frontier American men as being, only with funny accents. I pictured them as representing Rohan, in a Tolkien-ish sense of the world. Seeing them fall like this is more than disconcerting.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (eqk2H)

67 Can we just talk about the "cricket" in the room - processed bags of chips, no matter what they are made of, are not healthy choices. I mean, maybe they are better than a Ho Ho or an Oreo, but they are pretty crap for you.

If they were really gonna pitch "crickets are good for you", they should have you eat the edible part of the cricket almost as is...like the Mexicans do with grasshoppers in their tacos - they just cook the grasshoppers and toss them into the taco - they don't process the crap out of them and then put them on junk food...

Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (exHjb)

68 Feed bugz to chickens. Eat the chicken.

Posted by: Old grunt at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (KUUa6)

69 They were the craziest western country during COVID, they are the first one doing this at scale and so on. Why them?

they're basically a CCP colony right now

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (dCxaZ)

70 I mean, if you kill the sheep industry in NZ what else is left?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 21, 2022 02:14 PM (QYPq3)

Virgins. Lots and lots of virgins.

Posted by: Wally at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (FJYfm)

71 Bugs on ze menu at Davos? Nope? Not eatin' 'em. Bugs on ze menu at Davos? Yep? Still not eatin' 'em.

I don't eat gagh.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (KAi1n)

72 Because they're reptilian shape-shifters?

As good as any other explanation.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (Xrfse)

73 they're basically a CCP colony right now

and we're not?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (w0NJk)

74 It took actual testing to determine that cooking something in sugar would make it taste better? Really!? Also, incidentally, the fact that it's cooked in sugar almost certainly means that it's a lot less healthy for you than an old-fashioned steak.

Posted by: junior at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (qm1fz)

75 >>>Biden DOJ requests $34 million in “critically needed” funding for Jan 6 committee

https://tinyurl.com/4aaeb9t6

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (NpAcC)

They're really going to do it. They're going to arrest him.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 21, 2022 02:17 PM (QYPq3)

76 Yeah, I can see people ordering a cricket medium rare and a baked potato at a restaurant.

These people are insane.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:17 PM (NpAcC)

77 Saw a video a while back on YT, guy claimed crickets were already added to the ingredients of foods in this country. Honestly did not want to watch, said they hide it on the label by using a technical name

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2022 02:17 PM (yezA1)

78 >>> G-d knows I did that repeatedly for GOP candidates, before I took back my dignity and quit voting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2022 02:15 PM (oINRc)
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No vote
No voice

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 21, 2022 02:17 PM (HMNhg)

79 I can't get my kids to eat pizza, HTF are they getting kids to eat bugs?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 21, 2022 02:17 PM (53oGX)

80 we already eat all kinds of teency tiny bug particles in our processed food, but it's not done on purpose

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:17 PM (dCxaZ)

81 It seems we may be a CCP colony.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2022 02:17 PM (G/v5P)

82 It, the Biden / Fetterman candidacies, Ukraine, etc. are all related.

As another moron pointed out:

Smell the glove.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (rz+sM)

83 Cockroach milker is the hot new job for the next decade.

Posted by: Wally at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (FJYfm)

Did you know that you can milk a cat?

Don't ask meow.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (yHsuS)

84 77 Saw a video a while back on YT, guy claimed crickets were already added to the ingredients of foods in this country. Honestly did not want to watch, said they hide it on the label by using a technical name

I saw that too! yeah you really have to look hard at ingredients - just avoiding processed food and snacks is a good idea

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (w0NJk)

85 I'll start hunting wild pigs before I eat bugs. And if the pigs are hunted out, I'll start poaching stray cattle.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (BdMk6)

86 Friend just went for gender reveal ultrasound.

Friend: is it a boy or girl?

Doctor: the baby has a penis.

Posted by: It's happening at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (eARTe)

87 TRUDEAU: "From today forward, it is no longer legal to buy, sell, or transfer a handgun in Canada."

Get out now, Canuckistan friends.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (3ImbR)

88 How does Klaus Schwab get a face like that? Has he ever smiled even once in his life? Maybe he had a sad childhood and is now taking it out on everybody.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (fs1hN)

89 @73 and we're not?!?!

----

Given what we just did to the Chinese computer chip marketb(and, frankly, much of their economy by way of collateral damage) the answer is no.

Posted by: junior at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (qm1fz)

90 "it's just a marking problem. they need to start calling them "shrimp of the plains" so they sound fancy."

Prairie crab dip anyone?

Posted by: Liawatha at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (v4L7Y)

91 No, Brussels sprouts aren’t made of bugs. They’re made of shit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (qPjiw)

92 80 Yeah, that is acceptable. Not this shit.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (yezA1)

93 Friend: is it a boy or girl?

Doctor: the baby has a penis.

*bangs head against desk repeatedly*

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (w0NJk)

94 Could be a good Halloween costume.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (euHgA)

95 68 Feed bugz to chickens. Eat the chicken.
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Yep. Or use them for bait for fish. Feed wokesters to the hogs and eat high off the hog. Life is good.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (4eKPg)

96 37/54its pitifully thinly sliced bread with something smeared on the inside. Aussies call this lunch.

Thanks Puddinhead - never heard that.
I a'n't going there if they don't have hamburgers.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (M3hSG)

97 finger fucking food-
do not know what that is but I know they do like KFC in Australia.
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Its pitifully thinly sliced bread with something smeared on the inside. Aussies call this lunch.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022

***
A people who live in a warm-to-hot climate (in the Southern Hemisphere, which tends to be warmer anyhow) and don't believe in air-conditioning their homes? Nuts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (J2vNu)

98 84 77 Saw a video a while back on YT, guy claimed crickets were already added to the ingredients of foods in this country. Honestly did not want to watch, said they hide it on the label by using a technical name

I saw that too! yeah you really have to look hard at ingredients - just avoiding processed food and snacks is a good idea
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (w0NJk)

I could be wrong but I think the labeling for insects in food exists just because insects randomly get into food sometimes in trace amounts, not as an intentional additive and not in any quantity.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (eYoxG)

99 Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (w0NJk)

not to the extent Australia is. There's a few commenters upthread describing how it happened.

Here in America, govt. operatives were not showing up at the homes of the unjabbed to force-vaxx them, as occurred Down Under. They even did this to children as young as 8. Not even in the bluest of our blue shitholes did this happen.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (dCxaZ)

100
29 Who wants lunch?!!!

[crickets]

Underrated comment.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (qVln6)

101 Yet, Not mandatory YET.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (0SYwF)

102 Friend just went for gender reveal ultrasound.

Friend: is it a boy or girl?

Doctor: the baby has a penis.
Posted by: It's happening at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (eARTe)

Well duh, sex isn't assigned until birth. Right?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (AiZBA)

103 Looking forward to Grub Casserole.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (4eKPg)

104
Out: Government Cheese

In: Government insects

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (1Nxff)

105 What did Klaus Schwab do before becoming Dr Evil?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (eGTCV)

106 The Netherlands has started a bug-eating thing in schools now too, Ace.

Eat The Bugs: Netherlands Schools Offer Mealworms & Insects to Children as ‘Sustainable’ Meat Substitute
Hundreds of schools in the Netherlands are now offering mealworms and insects to children’s lunches as part of a conditioning campaign to normalize eating bugs in the name of saving the environment.

https://tinyurl.com/5exd2v95

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (yikp0)

107 Yeah, I can see people ordering a cricket medium rare and a baked potato at a restaurant.

These people are insane.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:17 PM (NpAcC)

and you thought frog's legs lacked meat...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (Mkvkw)

108 How many crickets do you need to equal the protein in a steak? What other chemicals are you consuming when you eat a cricket?

Nah, it'll be fine.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (UhouA)

109 Or we could nuke China and India and live like human beings. Choices.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (4eKPg)

110
The labor costs for harvesting cockroach milk must be enormous. Not to mention the magnification equipment to ensure that you aren't milking the cockroach's prostate...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (n+4am)

111 My backup plan is to convince ace to invite me over for a serving of journalist. I know he's got one in mind (I forget the name), but really I'm pretty open minded...

But please, no Brian Stelter. He's gonna have to be carved with those flensing knives the whalers use.

If it's a choice between Brian and gruel; well, I can get used to gruel.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (JOtiF)

112 Yet, Not mandatory YET.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (0SYwF)
++++
Everything and every activity is one of two categories:
Not Yet Mandatory
Not Yet Forbidden

Cricket consumption is in the NYM category. Meat consumption is the NYF category.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (EwScq)

113 Remember when insects in the food supply were considered contaminants? Good times, good times.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (OUMaO)

114 although our CCP masters may be on the verge of making their move, seeing as there are groups of them training at PA gun ranges

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (dCxaZ)

115 109 Or we could nuke China and India and live like human beings. Choices.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (4eKPg)

The left would still be trying to make you eat bugs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (eYoxG)

116 36 37
aussieland is all Croc Dundee and Emma Samms, but it's actually china's bitch.

I know they do like KFC in Australia.

Guess where else KFC is huge.
Right. China.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (qVln6)

117 >>>What did Klaus Schwab do before becoming Dr Evil?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (eGTCV)

He was raising Scott.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (QYPq3)

118 Friend just went for gender reveal ultrasound.

Friend: is it a boy or girl?

Doctor: the baby has a penis.
Posted by: It's happening at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (eARTe)

Well duh, sex isn't assigned until birth. Right?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (AiZBA)

I guess we should be thankful the doctor didn't say, "It's just a clump of cells, you Christo-Fascist anti-choice advocate!"

Posted by: Wally at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (FJYfm)

119 The Keith Richards cockroach milking school.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (G/v5P)

120 I like the EAT ZEE BUGZ meme

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (dCxaZ)

121 100 29 Who wants lunch?!!!

[crickets]

Underrated comment.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (qVln6)

Yep.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (euHgA)

122 104
Out: Government Cheese

In: Government insects
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (1Nxff)

It would get people off SNAP if that's all they were allowed to buy...

Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (exHjb)

123 and you thought frog's legs lacked meat...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (Mkvkw)
++++
If I'm going to eat high-effort, non-mainstream meat products, I will take chicken gizzards and Chinese-style style spicy chicken feet *way* before I take frog legs or bugs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (EwScq)

124 Crickets ? I BBQD some legs, there wasn't much meat on them and they got dry easy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (M+Lyo)

125 The left would still be trying to make you eat bugs.
----------------
Not if you feed them to your hogs.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (4eKPg)

126 its pitifully thinly sliced bread with something smeared on the inside. Aussies call this lunch.

Thanks Puddinhead - never heard that.
I a'n't going there if they don't have hamburgers.
Posted by: Glenn John at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (M3hSG)

Joey burgers were really good.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (Mkvkw)

127 No, Brussels sprouts aren’t made of bugs. They’re made of shit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (qPjiw)

You are not preparing them correctly. Must saute' with copious amounts of bacon and onions. I've also had them deepfried with bacon too. Coupled with a medium rare porterhouse and mash taters.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (2graF)

128 "This court has no integrity."
--Darrell Brooks just now

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (euHgA)

129 See the thing is third worlders eat bugs…..because they are starving generally speaking. You white western Christians will be made to eat zee bugz because you and your rich cultures that can afford meat are evil and must be punished and humiliated for your sins of having a better culture than anyone else. Starting with your children.

Posted by: 42 at October 21, 2022 02:23 PM (NjF0y)

130 >>> they're basically a CCP colony right now
Posted by: kallisto
-----------------------

They are trying to apply what they've learned in OZ on us. The literati are compliant but the ignorant flyover swine and the rednecks -> not so much.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 21, 2022 02:23 PM (HMNhg)

131 You are not preparing them correctly. Must saute' with copious amounts of bacon and onions. I've also had them deepfried with bacon too. Coupled with a medium rare porterhouse and mash taters.

no no bacon yes but you need honey and spice - chili oil in there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:23 PM (w0NJk)

132 I like the part where they think the people they forced to eat bugs are still going to drive the trucks delivering the steaks only they're allowed to eat.

And will still man the guard houses for their gated communities.

And clean their houses.

Etc., etc.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2022 02:23 PM (Xp9f1)

133 Friend just went for gender reveal ultrasound.

Friend: is it a boy or girl?

Doctor: the baby has a penis.

Posted by: It's happening at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (eARTe

IMO, that Dr. just disqualified him/her from taking care of your friend's delivery. Run for the hills.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2022 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

134 I wonder how many cockroach legs the FDA will consider acceptable in one pound of bugmeal?

They have standards, ya know.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (JOtiF)

135 Guess where else KFC is huge.
Right. China.

KFC is also very big in Pakistan.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (M3hSG)

136 "Insty had a story yesterday that Aldi is going to start carrying cricket products because they're cheaper."

I saw that too.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (24fqN)

137 Joey burgers were really good.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (Mkvkw)

We thought so.

Posted by: Jack-In-The-Box in the 80's at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (AiZBA)

138 I wonder how those promoting the eating of bugs react if I told them I'm only down with locusts and wild honey?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (2Fnww)

139 A people who live in a warm-to-hot climate (in the Southern Hemisphere, which tends to be warmer anyhow) and don't believe in air-conditioning their homes? Nuts.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (J2vNu)

Southern Hemisphere is cooler due to the big heat sink of Antarctica. Its just that most of the land is near the equator aside from Antarctica.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (eoQWY)

140 How did Australia end up as the globalists' primary test environment?
--------------
Oz is the Hot Weather Trial and we're the Cold Weather one.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (yikp0)

141 How you gonna keep the bugs from falling though the grill, into the coals?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (uLr+K)

142 I'm angry they're trying to force this on us. I'm angry that "teachers" are giving these foods to kids, almost certainly without informing their parents. But I sincerely doubt the kids are going to buy this from the vending machine or choose the cricket meal option without coercion.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (eyxn4)

143 Here in America, govt. operatives were not showing up at the homes of the unjabbed to force-vaxx them, as occurred Down Under. They even did this to children as young as 8. Not even in the bluest of our blue shitholes did this happen.

It's funny that Australia's now pretty much banned the vax for people under 50.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)

144
You are not preparing them correctly. Must saute' with copious amounts of bacon and onions. I've also had them deepfried with bacon too. Coupled with a medium rare porterhouse and mash taters.
--------------
I am fond of Sprouts in Butter Sauce. Yes, a very good side dish to steak and taters.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (4eKPg)

145 Somebody needs to be beaten with a cricket bat.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (yikp0)

146 WTF happened to Australia
they used to be cool

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (geLO8)

147 If they insist that I eat crickets, and I respond by means of a cricket bat, is that close enough?

Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (38mub)

148 You are not preparing them correctly. Must saute' with copious amounts of bacon and onions. I've also had them deepfried with bacon too. Coupled with a medium rare porterhouse and mash taters.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (2graF)

One wonders why just saute the bacon alone and eat that.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (eoQWY)

149 Somebody needs to be beaten with a cricket bat.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (yikp0)
++++
Bat/cricket soup.

It's tomorrow's "Asian Fusion" cuisine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (EwScq)

150 Do the adults pushing the cricket chips on the kids realize that the chips would taste great without the crickets.
Crickets were killed unnecessarily.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (NpAcC)

151 I so wish one of the kids would have said "Crikey crickets! You should have told me before I ate any of this shit! Bugger off wombats!"

Posted by: Cheri at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (oiNtH)

152 Hundreds of schools in the Netherlands are now offering mealworms and insects to children’s lunches as part of a conditioning campaign to normalize eating bugs in the name of saving the environment.

Normalization. Been going on for quite some time now. Take a concept that is repugnant, start with the chirruns and work your way up in making it acceptable. Otherwise known as the grand genocidal march through the institutions.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (Xrfse)

153 No, Brussels sprouts aren’t made of bugs. They’re made of shit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 02:19 PM (qPjiw)

You are not preparing them correctly. Must saute' with copious amounts of bacon and onions. I've also had them deepfried with bacon too. Coupled with a medium rare porterhouse and mash taters.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (2graF)

then scrape them off the plate and into the trashcan. replace with port sautéed mushrooms.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (Mkvkw)

154 It's funny that Australia's now pretty much banned the vax for people under 50.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)

really the mark of a sociopath, to toy with its victim like that

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (dCxaZ)

155 @127 You are not preparing them correctly. Must saute' with copious amounts of bacon and onions. I've also had them deepfried with bacon too. Coupled with a medium rare porterhouse and mash taters.

----

And then you eat the bacon and throw out the sprouts, correct?

Posted by: junior at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (qm1fz)

156 136 "Insty had a story yesterday that Aldi is going to start carrying cricket products because they're cheaper."

I saw that too.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (24fqN)

It's for Aldi's UK - they aren't nuts enough to try it here yet...

Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (exHjb)

157 There's locusts and honey in that land
locusts and honey in that land
locusts and honey in that land
Where I'm bound.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (YJwUM)

158 I'm having a prime rib sammich w/fries for lunch today.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (gmo/4)

159 "WTF happened to Australia
they used to be cool"

Well, they're heading toward summer now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (uLr+K)

160 Probably reported already but the J6 committee has subpoenaed DJT.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (jTmQV)

161 Trump subpoenaed by J6 commies.

Posted by: It's happening at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (xeB56)

162 I like the EAT ZEE BUGZ meme
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022

***
A local exterminator company here has funny radio spots about "Ya Gotta Kill De Bugs" using Wham!'s "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" melody:

"They put up a big wall aroun' my house
To keep all the creepy insects out;
Killed the roaches and the spiders too;
They even caught a rat that was bigger than Scooby-Doo!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (J2vNu)

163 153
then scrape them off the plate and into the trashcan. replace with port sautéed mushrooms.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (Mkvkw)

+1
When is dinner?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (N39Ws)

164 135 Guess where else KFC is huge.
Right. China.

KFC is also very big in Pakistan.
--------------
Colonel Sanders, like Santa Claus, is well received every where he goes. Japan views KFC as a special treat. THe Japs are smart people.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (4eKPg)

165 There’s also a veterinary angle to all of this. Who’s going to make sure that the bugs are free of germs and parasites that could get passed on to humans? Is each bug going to be examined by a bug doctor? Is this going to become a new specialty in vet schools? Because god knows what other smaller, harmful, bugs are inside the bigger, “edible,” bugs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (qPjiw)

166

No Semen, No Bugs!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (8E/ev)

167 "Insty had a story yesterday that Aldi is going to start carrying cricket products because they're cheaper."

I saw that too.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at October 21, 2022 02:24 PM (24fqN)

Before the next big hurricane, when people stock up on supplies, the only thing left on the shelves will be vegan meat and cricket "products".

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (AiZBA)

168 and you thought frog's legs lacked meat...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:21 PM (Mkvkw)
++++
If I'm going to eat high-effort, non-mainstream meat products, I will take chicken gizzards and Chinese-style style spicy chicken feet *way* before I take frog legs or bugs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (EwScq)

I have not had good frog legs in the last 50 years. Every time I have ordered them, they turned out as scrawny over cooked dessicated crap.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (Z32m1)

169 Eat The Bugs: Netherlands Schools Offer Mealworms & Insects to Children as ‘Sustainable’ Meat Substitute
Hundreds of schools in the Netherlands are now offering mealworms and insects to children’s lunches as part of a conditioning campaign to normalize eating bugs in the name of saving the environment.

https://tinyurl.com/5exd2v95
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:20 PM (yikp0)

I used to get mealworms in my school lunch as a kid. They just weren't supposed to be there.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (eoQWY)

170 >>>In Australia, 1000 Schools Are Feeding Kids Crickets

We'll have to ask Pixy about this.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (euHgA)

171 Bugs are dirty and carry diseases you don't want to catch.

Posted by: ejochs at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (lSFMQ)

172 if you have to do all that stuff to brussels sprouts to make them palatable, maybe choose another vegetable

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:28 PM (geLO8)

173 Normalization. Been going on for quite some time now. Take a concept that is repugnant, start with the chirruns and work your way up in making it acceptable. Otherwise known as ~~the grand genocidal march through the institutions~~ grooming..

*Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 02:28 PM (uLr+K)

174 I want a grasshopper, and gimmie one of those crawley things with all the legs for the Lump here.

Posted by: FETTERMAN at October 21, 2022 02:28 PM (z9V4B)

175 Remember when insects in the food supply were considered contaminants? Good times, good times.

See- Everybody has eaten a few bushels of insect parts mixed in with breakfast cereal. No harm.
Yours truly,
Klaus

Posted by: Glenn John at October 21, 2022 02:28 PM (M3hSG)

176 The left is always pushing scarcity. We were running out of everything in the 70's. Even in the Obama admin they were talking about " peak oil" as oil was going to run out. Now it is ENFORCED scarcity. The oil and gas are there but you can't use it. They outlaw farming and animal husbandry that makes our diet sustainable( there's that word they love). They will FORCE food scarcity.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2022 02:28 PM (yezA1)

177 Honestly, if you diet is primarily mutton eating bugs is pretty easy to do.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:28 PM (4eKPg)

178 we already eat all kinds of teency tiny bug particles in our processed food, but it's not done on purpose

We sometimes do it on purpose too, for some definitions of "we." Sardinia's maggot-filled cheese, for example, also, escamoles, which are fried ant larvae, apparently eaten in parts of Mexico. Then there are those weird spider-on-a-stick treats in Asia. But all of that outre cuisine, and it's voluntary. I'm not really bothered by any of that, what bothers me is that, like everything else, none of this is intended to be voluntary.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2022 02:28 PM (ppBhU)

179 So blue "It's a Boy!" balloons are going to become grey "Has a Penis!" balloons?

Don't you just love the fucking libs.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (tkQ9g)

180 Posted by: 42 at October 21, 2022 02:23 PM (NjF0y)

I don't think it's even that deep. What creatures eat bugs? Reptiles.

The NWO, WEF, anyone associated with the DS agenda in any country are reptilian shape-shifters, and they want to mold us into their image and likeness.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (dCxaZ)

181 *looks out across the plains of Angus cattle*

I'll have the one that's third from the right, please. Yes, the biggest one in the herd.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not giving up her beef at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (kIow6)

182 I just don't get the Brussel sprouts hate here. But, I suppose all you sprouts haters love pickles, which, well, bleah.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (2Fnww)

183
I swallowed a bug...

Posted by: River Tam at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (n+4am)

184 >Trump subpoenaed by J6 commies.

Posted by: It's happening

ahh, here comes the big finish, just in time for midterms

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (geLO8)

185 Somebody needs to be beaten with a cricket bat.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (yikp0)

make sure initial contact is with the flat of the bat. the sound is more satisfying that way. the revers swing should utilize the edge of the bat to increase the likelihood of separation, if contact is made at the neck. otherwise, the odds increase for significant fractures elsewhere in the body.

then the head can be sent for a boundary using standard batting techniques.

no, no i haven't thought much about this, why do you ask?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (Mkvkw)

186 Bugs are dirty and carry diseases you don't want to catch.
Posted by: ejochs at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM

Most of us, anyway.

Them bugchasers, though? They're looking for the pozz.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (YJwUM)

187 I love when I hear: Well, they and other bugs are eaten frequently on the continent of Africa and in many Asian countries. Yes dimwits, when you are facing starvation you will eat almost anything. Do you think that North Koreans enjoy tree-bark soup?

Posted by: Cheri at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (oiNtH)

188 You will kneel at the ditch and be happy.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (DgtVq)

189 125
Our fat little buddies are good for solving that kind of problem.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 21, 2022 02:30 PM (qVln6)

190 Australia was settled by two types of people; prisoners and prison guards.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 21, 2022 02:30 PM (C1rbv)

191 Posted by: FETTERMAN at October 21, 2022 02:28 PM (z9V4B)

comin' right up, Lumpy, with a bug juice chaser!

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:30 PM (dCxaZ)

192 They used to be a penal colony so they're use to to obeying orders.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2022 02:30 PM (VaSD4)

193 Southern Hemisphere is cooler due to the big heat sink of Antarctica. Its just that most of the land is near the equator aside from Antarctica.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2022

***
True. However, water holds heat, and the Southern Hemisphere has much more water than the Northern. There's also the detail that the Earth is closest to the sun on January 2 -- right in their summertime, when the rays of the sun are much more direct.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 02:30 PM (J2vNu)

194 > Do the adults pushing the cricket chips on the kids realize that the chips would taste great without the crickets.

It's likely the entire chip is pressed cricket dust with some oil and flavoring. I doubt they were normal potato chips with crickets dusted on.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 02:30 PM (eyxn4)

195 Coming to free universal pre-K and child care programs in your area. Get 'em early.

Posted by: Lola at October 21, 2022 02:30 PM (NIYa7)

196 184 >Trump subpoenaed by J6 commies.

Posted by: It's happening

ahh, here comes the big finish, just in time for midterms
Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (geLO

I can't see the committee coming back before the election to do this - they are all campaigning...

This is for "get evens" after the election...

Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (exHjb)

197 https://www.livescience.com/55459-fda-acceptable-
food-defects.html

Moar than you EVER wanted to know about 'contaminants' in our food supplies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (JOtiF)

198 Obligatory "Feeding Time" by the criminally underrated Hard Men Working Hard:

https://youtu.be/noyn-pkuHP0

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (DTX3h)

199 It's a BUG!

Posted by: MEN IN BLACK at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

200 >I just don't get the Brussel sprouts hate here.

because they are VILE
the very first time I saw one on my plate as a little db, I knew I would hate it
it's a tiny horrible cabbage

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (geLO8)

201 161 Trump subpoenaed by J6 commies.
----------------
Another distraction from the main attraction - Joe Bin's Party's Malevolent Incompetence.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (4eKPg)

202 Probably reported already but the J6 committee has subpoenaed DJT.

So, Trump just makes fun of Schiff's bulge-eyes for 90 minutes? The committee needs to be careful what they wish for.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (ZGrMX)

203 To add: the House is not in session the rest of the month...

Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (exHjb)

204 174 I want a grasshopper, and gimmie one of those crawley things with all the legs for the Lump here.

can i interest you in some giant brazilian centipede?

Posted by: dr. benway at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)

205 Brussels sprouts haters and rap haters.

No point in trying to talk 'em out of either. Don't even try.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (YJwUM)

206 Actually, frog legs are pretty good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 02:31 PM (qPjiw)

207 Let's face it, almost any chip is going to be more palatable covered in Doritos hot and spicy powder.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (2Fnww)

208 If they'd give the Viagra warning to bug eating---ie that eating bugs may result in boners exceeding 4 hours--they'd discover an eager adult market.

Of course by making such a claim they would be lying but the WEF is all about lying. And cheating. And ruling....lots ruling.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (Cy2kp)

209 161 Trump subpoenaed by J6 commies.

*fap fap fap*

Posted by: GOP Leadership at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (VaSD4)

210 I like shaved brussel sprouts.

Roasted Brussel Sprouts

Brussel sprouts with cheese sauce.

Pretty much all brussel sprouts.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (uLr+K)

211 frog legs are real good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (G/v5P)

212 205 Yep, that’s me. Guilty on both counts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (qPjiw)

213 We have seen lots of campgrounds selling mealworms in their snackfood area. Little bags of crunchy (I guess) mealworms. They come in different flavors too.

Posted by: megthered at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (cubHF)

214
We sometimes do it on purpose too, for some definitions of "we." Sardinia's maggot-filled cheese, for example, also, escamoles, which are fried ant larvae, apparently eaten in parts of Mexico. Then there are those weird spider-on-a-stick treats in Asia. But all of that outre cuisine, and it's voluntary. I'm not really bothered by any of that, what bothers me is that, like everything else, none of this is intended to be voluntary.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Most of that is the locals snickering as the vacationing American hippies approach. "Hey Wang, betcha I can get the stinky gweilos to eat some shit out of the garbage." "Dood, no way."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (n+4am)

215 Trump subpoenaed by J6 commies.

I hope Trump is on good terms with his SS agents.

And...this could be the ultimate test of DeSantis's metal. If he arrests the feds sent to arrest trump he's the one we've been waiting for.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (ESjRY)

216 My guess getting people to eat bugs is how they can sustain India and China. Likely, Africa is not too far behind them, either.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (4eKPg)

217 According to the globalists, people have to eat bugs, live in concrete hives, and large numbers of them have to die to make the world safe for something or other.

You first Klaus, be a good example for the rest of us. Eat bugs, live in a concrete hovel, and die, to show us how it is done.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (CecP5)

218 Posted by: 42 at October 21, 2022 02:23 PM (NjF0y)

I don't think it's even that deep. What creatures eat bugs? Reptiles.

The NWO, WEF, anyone associated with the DS agenda in any country are reptilian shape-shifters, and they want to mold us into their image and likeness.
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (dCxaZ)

I resent that. Reptiles are fine creatures and an important part of the ecosystem. The WEF/NWO can't say that.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (eoQWY)

219 "Insty had a story yesterday that Aldi is going to start carrying cricket products because they're cheaper."

I watch as packages shrinkflate, as food prices rise so much as to force substitutive purchase decisions (I haven't eaten steak in years,) and as whole categories of foods regularly stock-out at major stores. It's been 2 years of this, and now a major grocery chain is going to introduce bugs. Things escalated quickly.

Aldi calls the exterminators: "Please spray all the bugs in the store, except the ones boxed for sale."

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (24fqN)

220 "This court has no integrity."
--Darrell Brooks just now
Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:22 PM (euHgA)

Darrell, Want to come out and play with us instead?

-The torch wielding mob

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (Z32m1)

221 replace with port sautéed mushrooms.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (Mkvkw)

+1
When is dinner?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2022 02:27 PM (N39Ws)

probably about 6.30. have to freshen up the grill after work today

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (Mkvkw)

222 They will FORCE food scarcity.

Well, I guess we shall see how that works out for them.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (Xrfse)

223 Separation of powers. On January 6th, Trump was president. Can't be subpoenaed by Congress.

Presidents don't even show up in Congress for impeachments.

More unlawful crap from the Democrats.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (lf83v)

224 I have a problem with a push to replace meat with bugs. But replacing potato starch or corn in chips or crisps with powdered crickets? I don't know.

Chips are not good for you, period. If they make them from bugs at least there is the visceral 'ewww bugs' to offset that artificial appeal of fried salty (really only salty tasting) foods. If I've been sweating and have a salt shaker handy I'll often salt my chips when I have them. The bit of carbs helps with the salt uptake but I don't want to have to eat 15 servings to get caught up with my sodium needs.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (3cGpq)

225 Boris Back? Former PM Expected To Run Again Only 45 Days Since He Was Kicked Out

-
BoJo Yoyo?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (FVME7)

226 > I just don't get the Brussel sprouts hate here.

They're tiny cabbages. Do you know what cabbages are? Cabbages are Great Depression food. Cabbages are what you eat if you are desperate and poor.

Just kidding. I think Brussels sprouts are fine if they're cooked properly. I like them sprinkled in olive oil and salt and roasted.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (eyxn4)

227
"There once was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why. Perhaps she'll die."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (1Nxff)

228 And of course, that they have to eat zee bugz to save the planet.

I have a better idea for saving the planet.

Reduce the protein consumption and carbon footprint of the WEF and anyone associated with it to zero.

I say we put it to a vote.

Posted by: Methos at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (kOpft)

229 >Trump subpoenaed by J6 commies.Posted by: It's happeningahh, here comes the big finish, just in time for midtermsPosted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:29 PM (geLO

Trump received a subpeona almost two weeks ago from the J6 committee. He said he is eager to testify.
This is not breaking news.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2022 02:34 PM (Tl0Hv)

230 We have seen lots of campgrounds selling mealworms in their snackfood area. Little bags of crunchy (I guess) mealworms. They come in different flavors too.
Posted by: megthered at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (cubHF)

The only bait I eat is anchovies.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 02:34 PM (AiZBA)

231

Yum... Brussel sprouts... Or, I mean, I would never fuck a cabbage underage 18, even if that's 16-year-old is smoking hot and dripping wet and wants me so bad... Er, I mean 18-year-old cabbage or nothing!

Posted by: Cabbage Fucker at October 21, 2022 02:34 PM (8E/ev)

232 207 Let's face it, almost any chip is going to be more palatable covered in Doritos hot and spicy powder.
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I could see Cheetos going full bugz. The spicy powder is the secret.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:34 PM (4eKPg)

233 Actually, frog legs are pretty good.
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Posted by: Michigan J. Frog at October 21, 2022 02:35 PM (lf83v)

234 Brussel sprouts taste like a well-used ashtray.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at October 21, 2022 02:35 PM (24fqN)

235 My guess getting people to eat bugs is how they can sustain India and China. Likely, Africa is not too far behind them, either.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (4eKPg)

Their grandparents ate bugs sometimes to survive. I do not think they want to go back to that life.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2022 02:35 PM (Z32m1)

236 And then you eat the bacon and throw out the sprouts, correct?
Posted by: junior at October 21, 2022 02:26 PM (qm1fz)

Well it's one of the few veggies my kids like...of course it's the bacon that does the trick. Last night I made grilled meatloaf burgers, but didn't have any bacon defrosted, (faux pas on my part) with tater tots (Mrs. G was working late). The youngins weren't interested in asparagas (would've made a cheese sauce for it), so meat and taters it was.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 21, 2022 02:35 PM (2graF)

237 I think PetSmart carries meal worms.

And Wild Birds Unlimited has the dried ones.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (uLr+K)

238
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Roaches! Yay!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (1Nxff)

239 Just working our way up to the soylent green

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (M+Lyo)

240 Actually, frog legs are pretty good.
______
Posted by: Michigan J. Frog at October 21, 2022

***
Yes, when the water is knee-deep!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

241 My guess getting people to eat bugs is how they can sustain India and China. Likely, Africa is not too far behind them, either.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (4eKPg)

Once India got rid of its Socialism, it became a food exporter.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (xhaym)

242 So, Trump just makes fun of Schiff's bulge-eyes for 90 minutes? The committee needs to be careful what they wish for.
Posted by: Ian S

Stands up in front of Cheney, grabs his crotch, and says, subpoena this!

Posted by: Cheri at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (oiNtH)

243 I resent that. Reptiles are fine creatures and an important part of the ecosystem. The WEF/NWO can't say that.

I do have a soft spot in my heart for turtles. But not crocodiles or alligators

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (dCxaZ)

244 Liberals.

If you won't go to the Third World, we will force the Third World on you.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriots at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (lf83v)

245 @187 Well, they and other bugs are eaten frequently on the continent of Africa and in many Asian countries.

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They do that right up until they can afford what we consider the standard cuts of meat. And then they don't eat bugs anymore. There's a reason why we eat the parts of the animals that we do, and it's because those are the parts that taste the best. A Chinese friend of mine once prepared a meal that included (among other things) cow stomach. And if it were offered to me again, I'd probably eat it as it tastes good. But I'd much rather have a steak, or even "ordinary" ground beef.

Also, I ate a cricket once. It was part of a Japanese packaged snack, and I figured I'd try one just once. Never again.

Posted by: junior at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (qm1fz)

246 Their grandparents ate bugs sometimes to survive. I do not think they want to go back to that life.
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Then they need to have a plan. Globo Homo is an impatient God.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (4eKPg)

247 Chocolate Frosted Sugar Roaches! Yay!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (1Nxff)

Kellogg's is way ahead of you, I sure.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (AiZBA)

248 Actually, frog legs are pretty good.
______

Posted by: Michigan J. Frog at October 21, 2022

***
Gasp! Advocating cannibalism on a family blog???!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (J2vNu)

249 Bannon court-steps presser on-screen right now -- has some black guys as private security as well as whites, and there's an older man wearing a yarmulke. Clearly MAGA racists.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (yikp0)

250 230 We have seen lots of campgrounds selling mealworms in their snackfood area. Little bags of crunchy (I guess) mealworms. They come in different flavors too.
Posted by: megthered
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Good to see you. Hope you and yours are doing well.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (HMNhg)

251
Are they kosher?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (1Nxff)

252 I watched a quick documentary about the dangerous chitin in bugs and that it's something that can't be cooked or processed out.

But I'm sure the left commie fuckers have a ready made excuse for how thats not true because a selection of handpicked lefty WEF approved scientists say it's not true and that it's disinformation so you shall now be cancelled and lose your job for even suggesting such a thing.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Rescuing Sexy Russian Women Before They Get Drafted at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (VTu1l)

253 I'll have the Cricket Monsieur

Posted by: Rance Stoddard at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (2cfUo)

254 Well it's one of the few veggies my kids like...of course it's the bacon that does the trick. Last night I made grilled meatloaf burgers, but didn't have any bacon defrosted, (faux pas on my part) with tater tots (Mrs. G was working late). The youngins weren't interested in asparagas (would've made a cheese sauce for it), so meat and taters it was.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 21, 2022 02:35 PM (2graF)

I always liked broccoli as a kid (and now) because they look like little trees and I could pretend to be a dinosaur.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (eoQWY)

255 They're GRRRRRRRRRReat!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2022 02:38 PM (G/v5P)

256 I think PetSmart carries meal worms.
_________

Yes. We used to feed my son's bearded dragon lizard with them.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2022 02:38 PM (lf83v)

257 Could you make a bugz Captain Crunch?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:39 PM (4eKPg)

258 OK, so why does the Left, who worship Nature, Gaia, and of course... Darwin... want to reprogram us away from the way NATURE made us?

Eating bugs, vice meat, has never been a choice in any society... Celebrating Gay Behaviors, which are ANTI Darwinian? as they do not perpetuate the species... the programed in breakdown of societal roles between Men and Women, WHICH ARE DARWINIAN in Nature.

Destroying the Nuclear Family, which once more... helps perpetuate the species... thus... under Darwin families should be CELEBRATED.

Is the Left, therefore... Anti Science? and Anti Mom Nature? (Yeah, it's my belief the bitch is always trying to kill us, but according to THEM?).

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2022 02:39 PM (oHd/0)

259 People in 1962: I wonder what fine culinary delights our ancestors will be eating in the far future of 2022? Steak for every meal? Bacon ice cream? Oh wait...its got to be aspic right?

Lunch ladies in the far future of 2022: Do you want your cockroach burger or your meal worm tacos. Oh, sorry or the vegetarian slop?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2022 02:39 PM (ESjRY)

260 Two years ago, Mark Cuban invested $$$ in Chapul, a start up cricket flour company whose CEO looks exactly like you would imagine, long hair , beads, etc.

Chapul is a multi million dollar company right now with a shiny new industrialized growing and processing facility that makes not only cricket flour but also finished cricket flour bars. Crazy , and has a limited appeal in my opinion,but you can buy their stuff at many stores around the country.

https://invest.chapul.com/

Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2022 02:39 PM (Tl0Hv)

261 He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Posted by: FETTERMAN at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (z9V4B)

262 A vegan told me beef cows contribute to global warming. I ask her what the climate effect 60 million Buffalo roaming the plains of North America had. Blank stare.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (OgrpQ)

263 I always liked broccoli as a kid (and now) because they look like little trees and I could pretend to be a dinosaur.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (eoQWY)

Broccoli and avocados seem to be the veg everyone wants you to eat this month...it's 69 cents/lb at Safeway this week (again) and I'm trying to figure out if there's any other way to make it that I haven't made b/c tonight it's going into my "use up Trader Joe's fried rice bags" side dish...

Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (exHjb)

264 Also, I ate a cricket once. It was part of a Japanese packaged snack, and I figured I'd try one just once. Never again.
Posted by: junior at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (qm1fz)

In high school we had a buddy that always begged for food from everyone else. One day we went to Pire1 imports and bought a box of chocolate covered insects. Then next day at lunch when he came around we gave him the box. There was much guffawing.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (AiZBA)

265 duh bugs don't give off CO2 wingnuts. I love science

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (MLrvz)

266 The Chinese, who are experts on famine and eating anything, don't eat bugs.

But yeah, indoctrination will overcome what an empty stomach never could.

Anyway, your crab, lobster, shrimp, crawfish-- aren't they just big bugs that live in water?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (HPCZa)

267 What did Americans eat before bugs?

T-bone steak.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (uLr+K)

268 253 I'll have the Cricket Monsieur
Posted by: Rance Stoddard at October 21, 2022 02:37 PM (2cfUo)

LOL en francais

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (euHgA)

269 From the wiki on Chintan

Humans and other mammals have chitinase and chitinase-like proteins that can degrade chitin; they also possess several immune receptors that can recognize chitin and its degradation products, initiating an immune response.[15]

Chitin is sensed mostly in the lungs or gastrointestinal tract where it can activate the innate immune system through eosinophils or macrophages, as well as an adaptive immune response through T helper cells.[15] Keratinocytes in skin can also react to chitin or chitin fragments.[15]

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2022 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

270 If John Fetterman officiated at a baseball game, what would he be called?

A lumpire.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2022 02:41 PM (lf83v)

271 OK, so why does the Left, who worship Nature, Gaia, and of course... Darwin... want to reprogram us away from the way NATURE made us?

I don't like that line of reasoning.

Posted by: Young kid ready to transition at October 21, 2022 02:41 PM (Xrfse)

272 262 A vegan told me beef cows contribute to global warming. I ask her what the climate effect 60 million Buffalo roaming the plains of North America had. Blank stare.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (OgrpQ)

Clearly the Dinosaurs went extinct due to their own Flatulence!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2022 02:41 PM (oHd/0)

273
Mud bugs are the only ones I want to eat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2022 02:41 PM (1Nxff)

274 164 135 Guess where else KFC is huge.
Right. China.

KFC is also very big in Pakistan.
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Colonel Sanders, like Santa Claus, is well received every where he goes. Japan views KFC as a special treat. THe Japs are smart people.

Right. I like KFC too. I was just saying to it only makes sense KFCs would pop up in countries that the Chinese are migrating to en masse.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (qVln6)

275 If John Fetterman were a skyscraper in New York, what would he be called?

The Lumpire State Building.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (lf83v)

276 182 No, I hate pickles, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (qPjiw)

277 I will be eating the hearts of communists before I ever eat a bug.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (lb+Sl)

278 The cuisine of Cambodia includes dished made from bugs.
This is because Pol Pot's genocide and collectivization starved so many to death.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (xhaym)

279 It was part of a Japanese packaged snack, and I figured I'd try one just once. Never again.
Posted by: junior at October 21, 2022

***
At the local Chinese market, hearing that such protein was good for cats, I bought a snack packet of dried squid. I opened the package, said "No way, Hongwei," and held my nose as I gave some to Chekov the Siberian cat. He gobbled it. He loved the stuff almost to the end of his life.

His brother the big black cat would not touch the stuff. Smart cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (J2vNu)

280 Mud bugs are the only ones I want to eat.
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They are good.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (4eKPg)

281 A vegan told me beef cows contribute to global warming. I ask her what the climate effect 60 million Buffalo roaming the plains of North America had. Blank stare.

History started in 2012 you science denier!

Posted by: Your average leftist at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (ESjRY)

282 252 I watched a quick documentary about the dangerous chitin in bugs and that it's something that can't be cooked or processed out.

Don't want any bugs chitin on my cereal.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (BdMk6)

283 They will FORCE food scarcity.

Well, I guess we shall see how that works out for them.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2022 02:33 PM (Xrfse)

It is working out pretty good so far. 90% of Europe's fertilizer production is off line. Netherlands is going to confiscate 30% of their farmers' farm next year. The Dutch are the second biggest food exporting nation after the US, mostly because they export expensive foods like meat.

Ukraine cannot even ship out LAST year's crops, so there is not space for this year's crops.

Sri Lanka went from self-sufficient and food exporting to a dead broke basket case 12 months after they went organic and banned fertilizers, pesticides and herbicides.

Been going really well for the WEF oligarchs.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (Z32m1)

284 Hey Mate! First you turned a Fag from a ciggy to a Gay guy...

Now you want Cricket to be a snack, not a SPORT?

Posted by: Brit Guy at October 21, 2022 02:43 PM (oHd/0)

285 Broccoli and avocados seem to be the veg everyone wants you to eat this month...it's 69 cents/lb at Safeway this week (again) and I'm trying to figure out if there's any other way to make it that I haven't made b/c tonight it's going into my "use up Trader Joe's fried rice bags" side dish...
Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (exHjb)

Spicy quick pickled broccoli ( use rice vinegar, red pepper flakes and sesame oil )

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2022 02:43 PM (M+Lyo)

286 mud bugs are tasty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2022 02:43 PM (G/v5P)

287 271 OK, so why does the Left, who worship Nature, Gaia, and of course... Darwin... want to reprogram us away from the way NATURE made us?

I don't like that line of reasoning.
Posted by: Young kid ready to transition at October 21, 2022 02:41 PM (Xrfse)

Shut up, lie back and think of Elliot Page.

Posted by: The American Medical Association at October 21, 2022 02:43 PM (PiwSw)

288 Only bugs I'm eating are lobsters.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2022 02:43 PM (ZLI7S)

289 I thought Australians eat Veg-A-Mite sandwiches?

Posted by: Men At Work at October 21, 2022 02:44 PM (lf83v)

290 285 Broccoli and avocados seem to be the veg everyone wants you to eat this month...it's 69 cents/lb at Safeway this week (again) and I'm trying to figure out if there's any other way to make it that I haven't made b/c tonight it's going into my "use up Trader Joe's fried rice bags" side dish...
Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:40 PM (exHjb)

Spicy quick pickled broccoli ( use rice vinegar, red pepper flakes and sesame oil )
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2022 02:43 PM (M+Lyo)

Okay, that I haven't done and I have all those ingredients - great idea! That's going on next week's plans when I buy the broccoli Sunday/Monday...

Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:44 PM (exHjb)

291 288 Only bugs I'm eating are lobsters.
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It seems someone stole a billion of our snow crabs. I wonder who that could have been?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:44 PM (4eKPg)

292 His brother the big black cat would not touch the stuff. Smart cat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 02:42 PM (J2vNu)

My cats love the Nori seaweed sheets for sushi they go crazy for it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2022 02:44 PM (M+Lyo)

293 I thought Australians eat Veg-A-Mite sandwiches?
Posted by: Men At Work at October 21, 2022 02:44 PM (lf83v)

Even crickets don't eat that shit.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 02:45 PM (AiZBA)

294 29 Who wants lunch?!!!

[crickets]
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (FVME7)

Too good.

Posted by: Corona at October 21, 2022 02:45 PM (nakGR)

295 Do any of you morons know how the WEF is funded? Any NGOs laundering our tax money for WEF?

Posted by: Mr. Barky at October 21, 2022 02:45 PM (D50EB)

296 Spicy quick pickled broccoli ( use rice vinegar, red pepper flakes and sesame oil )
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2022 02:43 PM (M+Lyo)

Okay, that I haven't done and I have all those ingredients - great idea! That's going on next week's plans when I buy the broccoli Sunday/Monday...
Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:44 PM (exHjb)

also a pinch of sugar and some soy sauce, or whatever you like.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2022 02:46 PM (M+Lyo)

297 my wife adores dried squid. I think it smells like low tide.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2022 02:46 PM (xhaym)

298 Hmm, I wonder if at the next WEF gala dinner there will be crickets on the menu, and not that iccky wagyu beef...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 21, 2022 02:46 PM (PiwSw)

299 Do any of you morons know how the WEF is funded? Any NGOs laundering our tax money for WEF?
Posted by: Mr. Barky at October 21, 2022 02:45 PM (D50EB)

Probably all of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2022 02:46 PM (eoQWY)

300 >>It seems someone stole a billion of our snow crabs. I wonder who that could have been?

I saw a report that the government is shutting down the Alaskan crab catch this fall. Not the Japanese or Russian though.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2022 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

301 He rocks in the base boards all the day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' his song
All the little bugs on Big Bug Street
Love to hear the cricket go tweet tweet tweet

Chirpin' Cricket (tweet tweet tweet)
Chirp chirpChirpin' Cricket (Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee)
Blow, Chirpin' Cricket
'Cause we're really gonna feast tonight
(Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 02:47 PM (FVME7)

302 We eat the bugs so you don’t have to.

Eat more chicken!

Posted by: Team Chicken at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (NajzV)

303 Breathless news on TV news... Trump had sensitive information intelligence documents on Iran and China seized in the raid!!!! Imagine if it fell into wrong hands!!!! Read all about it in the WaPo tomorrow.

BTW.... @disclosetv
JUST IN - Jan. 6 committee subpoenas Trump. [Includes PDF of subpeona]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1583515329065783296

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (yikp0)

304 At the Texas MoMe we have elk. But no crickets.

Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (LtvPJ)

305 Just got a new mailer from the AZ Dems. It's done to make it look like it's from the Republicans and condemning Kari Lake with phrases like, "Our conservative values have never included extremism."

They're going to lose, and they know they're going to lose.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (Bd6X8)

306 This busty brunette readily acknowledges that her hardware isn't a great choice for the task, but she will hunt for proper meat if needed - temperature be damned:
https://is.gd/DtP9HG

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (EwScq)

307
Could you make a bugz Captain Crunch?
Posted by: Puddinhead

If you stomp on him hard enough...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (n+4am)

308 Here ya go Nova local

https://tinyurl.com/4emestfx

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2022 02:49 PM (M+Lyo)

309 So, in addition to checking all the food labels for hidden gluten (family members have celiac), I need to check for cricket flour or some other bullshit.

Posted by: PabloD at October 21, 2022 02:49 PM (iWLza)

310 Whenever I see Fetterman I am reminded of the movie Young Frankenstein and visualize Fetterman in a tux doing a dance routine to "Puttin' on the Ritz."

Posted by: Mr. Barky at October 21, 2022 02:49 PM (D50EB)

311 Breathless news on TV news... Trump had sensitive information intelligence documents on Iran and China seized in the raid!!!! Imagine if it fell into wrong hands!!!! Read all about it in the WaPo tomorrow. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (yikp0)
++++
Those documents should have been shared with China and Iran. If they weren't he obstructed Washington's open collaboration with our enemies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:49 PM (EwScq)

312 Only Cricket I eat is Mrs. Cricket

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at October 21, 2022 02:50 PM (2cfUo)

313
Who put that neo-Nazi coont Schwab in charge of anything?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2022 02:50 PM (pNxlR)

314 It seems someone stole a billion of our snow crabs. I wonder who that could have been?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:44 PM (4eKPg)

China, most likely. Seriously. I have a friend who is a seafood manager at a grocery store. They had a snow crab sale last month. The origin of the boxes of crabs was...

China.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2022 02:50 PM (JOtiF)

315 Crickets? In Corsicana we hace cookies and milk.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2022 02:50 PM (SXgb2)

316 313
Who put that neo-Nazi coont Schwab in charge of anything?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2022 02:50 PM (pNxlR)

It's a mystery.

Posted by: Stan at October 21, 2022 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

317 This the same Australia that basically kidnapped their young population and forced them to get the Covid vaxx?

Let's just be happy bugs are all they're making them eat.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 21, 2022 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

318 Waiter, there are snails on her plate! Don’t look honey!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2022 02:51 PM (u73oe)

319 Kamala likes bugs, especially COCK roaches

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2022 02:51 PM (mR6Gs)

320 Who put that neo-Nazi coont Schwab in charge of anything?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2022 02:50 PM (pNxlR)

It is one of those damned executive level seminar series to explain how it can be made OK to enslave your population and steal all their money.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2022 02:51 PM (xhaym)

321 Anti [dill] pickles here too -- although I like East Indian pickled peppers and the like, and Italian eggplant -- and pro Brussels sprouts.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:51 PM (yikp0)

322 Old Klaus is suitable for worm-food.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 21, 2022 02:52 PM (WmGrA)

323 Anti [dill] pickles here too -- although I like East Indian pickled peppers and the like, and Italian eggplant -- and pro Brussels sprouts.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:51 PM (yikp0)
++++
Anti dill pickle and pro brussels sprouts?

Man, I thought you were cool!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:52 PM (EwScq)

324 6 This busty brunette readily acknowledges that her hardware isn't a great choice for the task, but she will hunt for proper meat if needed - temperature be damned:
https://is.gd/DtP9HG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (EwScq

Those grenades are dangerous.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 21, 2022 02:52 PM (BdMk6)

325 Bug Lives Matter!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 02:52 PM (FVME7)

326
Whenever I see Fetterman I am reminded of the movie Young Frankenstein and visualize Fetterman in a tux doing a dance routine to "Puttin' on the Ritz."
Posted by: Mr. Barky

Some wag needs to follow Fetterman around to his rallies with a boombox blasting out Taco's version of "Puttin' on the Ritz".

And handing out Ritz crackers to the crowd while wearing a top hat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2022 02:52 PM (n+4am)

327 Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene @RepMTG · 5h
I stand with Steve Bannon.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:53 PM (yikp0)

328 >>Anti [dill] pickles here too -- although I like East Indian pickled peppers and the like, and Italian eggplant -- and pro Brussels sprouts.

I'm sorry but your tastebuds are completely wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2022 02:53 PM (ZLI7S)

329 If everyone actually ate bugs, it would kill the planet. Bugs have a purpose and it isn't as a food source.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2022 02:53 PM (lTGtQ)

330 Breathless news on TV news... Trump had sensitive information intelligence documents on Iran and China seized in the raid!!!! Imagine if it fell into wrong hands!!!! Read all about it in the WaPo tomorrow.

BTW.... @disclosetv
JUST IN - Jan. 6 committee subpoenas Trump. [Includes PDF of subpeona]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1583515329065783296
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (yikp0)

And the Left is about to have a collective orgasm----no matter how many have been ruined before

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM (mR6Gs)

331 Is there such a thing as cricket milk?
That could solve the baby formula shortage.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM (NpAcC)

332 Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene @RepMTG · 5h
I stand with Steve Bannon.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:53 PM (yikp0)

————-

Wouldn’t put it past Garland to arrest a sitting member of Congress. Who’s gonna stop him?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM (u73oe)

333 my wife adores dried squid. I think it smells like low tide.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2022

***
I think the stuff smells like some tiny animal crawled into the bag and died of gangrene.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM (J2vNu)

334 The original plan I think was to kill us, you know reduce world population by like 95%.

I think recent events has convinced them that they can't kill us, not and keep control of society. So steps to the New World Progtopia

1. We live in abject poverty. Lower technology populations starve.
2. The world economy is largely automated. There becomes two tiers of ordinary folks. Those that are necessary for the economy and those that are unnecessary. 90% of folks are unnecessary.
4. Unnecessary folks are fed drugs and video games and other vapid diversions to keep them placid, and paid to sterilize themselves. (It will be a requirement for their universal income)
5. Population reduction occurs over the course of about two lifetimes, as the useless age and die off, until all you have left are the elites, their security to keep the proles away, and the necessary folks to maintain the mostly automated economy that keeps the elites in filet mignon while the rest of us eat bugs.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM (T/vhV)

335 next up: insects produce too much green house gas. try to tree bark tacos.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM (kFrCu)

336 And the Left is about to have a collective orgasm----no matter how many have been ruined before
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM (mR6Gs)

October Surprise, meet The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM (PiwSw)

337 If everyone actually ate bugs, it would kill the planet. Bugs have a purpose and it isn't as a food source.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2022 02:53 PM (lTGtQ)

This guy gets it

Posted by: Local 1262 Bugs & Insects Union at October 21, 2022 02:55 PM (mR6Gs)

338 apparently we didn't smoke enough krauts in the big one

Posted by: x at October 21, 2022 02:55 PM (ZC2go)

339 >Bugs have a purpose and it isn't as a food source.

sure they are- just not for people

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:55 PM (geLO8)

340 I believe the Bible says grasshoppers are an approved food to eat, but Crawdads are not.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2022 02:55 PM (CecP5)

341 Can we use them for fuel?

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:56 PM (euHgA)

342 October Surprise, meet The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM (PiwSw)

October Surprise + The Boy Who Cried Wolf = Blue Balls

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2022 02:56 PM (mR6Gs)

343 never eat anything with tentacles or antennae

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:56 PM (geLO8)

344 a collective orgasm----no matter how many have been ruined before
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM

Ja.

Posted by: Felix Steiner at October 21, 2022 02:56 PM (a3Q+t)

345 Among its other virtues which are truly too vast to list Rhode Island is the squid capital of America.

You're welcome, America.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2022 02:56 PM (ZLI7S)

346 "Can we use them for fuel?"

The WEF? Sure, go for it.

Posted by: Bosk at October 21, 2022 02:56 PM (v4L7Y)

347 299 Do any of you morons know how the WEF is funded? Any NGOs laundering our tax money for WEF?
Posted by: Mr. Barky at October 21, 2022 02:45 PM (D50EB)

Probably all of them.
-----------------
The UN is handing out maps to guide illegals to our border.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (4eKPg)

348

Save the planet, eat jizz!

Lots of jizz! Arcing ropes of jizz!

Hell, I can feed entire kindergartens! Er, I mean, I could feed lots of persons if they were so inclined...

Jizz, it's what's for dinner!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (8E/ev)

349 I want to meet the cricket milking maidens with those teeny tiny hands. Those ought to be guaranteed conversation starters in any bar.

Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (+Cgut)

350 romney and biden in a restaurant

romney: i'll have the filet mignon.

waitress: and the vegetable?

romney: he'll have the same

(i probably saw that picture here)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (kFrCu)

351
Can we use them for fuel?
Posted by: m

Members of the WEF, you mean? You bet!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (pNxlR)

352 This busty brunette readily acknowledges that her hardware isn't a great choice for the task, but she will hunt for proper meat if needed - temperature be damned:
https://is.gd/DtP9HG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (EwScq)

***

Someone slapped her belly button off center...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (flINI)

353 >>>never eat anything with tentacles or antennae

Well I kinda like lobster thanks.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (T/vhV)

354 340 I believe the Bible says grasshoppers are an approved food to eat, but Crawdads are not.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2022 02:55 PM (CecP5)

Not for goyim.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (PiwSw)

355 343 never eat anything with tentacles or antennae
---------------
You don't eat Calamari and Lobsters?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (4eKPg)

356 And now the stupid Jan. 6 committee issues Trump a subpoena. When the dems lose in November, will they/ can they shut down this sh*t show?

Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

357 And come to think of it squid too.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (T/vhV)

358 Asians believe that crickets bring good luck and sell tiny little wooden cages for them to live in.

I think I bought one as a kid at a Chinese market with my mom.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:58 PM (NpAcC)

359 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
No matter where you are in the United States, we will build community with you.

-
Am I going to have to get a restraining order?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 02:58 PM (FVME7)

360 354 340 I believe the Bible says grasshoppers are an approved food to eat, but Crawdads are not.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2022 02:55 PM (CecP5)

Not for goyim.
---------------
Joos are strange. So were Round Heads.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 02:58 PM (4eKPg)

361 how about instead of everyone on the planet eating bugs we just put Jerry Nadler on a diet.

Posted by: x at October 21, 2022 02:59 PM (ZC2go)

362 bugs are better than meat? Bugs ARE meat

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 21, 2022 03:00 PM (h1jJh)

363 Asians believe that crickets bring good luck and sell tiny little wooden cages for them to live in.

I think I bought one as a kid at a Chinese market with my mom.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022

***
The last thing I'd want is for one of those insects to be in my house. Their chirping is *loud*.

One got into the living room once. The cats tracked it down in short order. No more chirping noise.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 03:00 PM (J2vNu)

364 "And now the stupid Jan. 6 committee issues Trump a subpoena. When the dems lose in November, will they/ can they shut down this sh*t show?

Posted by: LASue"

Better yet, repurpose it to the 2020 Mostly Peaceful Protests and Riots committee.

Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2022 03:00 PM (MxEKc)

365 The Red Chinese tried this kind of crap in trapping and killing birds. Probly killed fewer people than COVID vaccinations and now insectivorism. But, as usual, lots of people had to die for Marxist policy. Sorry out of tinfoil, no newsletter.

Posted by: Holy Crap at October 21, 2022 03:00 PM (Px4A7)

366 5. Population reduction occurs over the course of about two lifetimes, as the useless age and die off, until all you have left are the elites, their security to keep the proles away, and the necessary folks to maintain the mostly automated economy that keeps the elites in filet mignon while the rest of us eat bugs.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 21, 2022 02:54 PM (T/vhV)
++++
The problem with this scenario is that it will fail. It is a problem for the elites especially. In their vision of the kings supported by a decently thick layer of technicians and then a vast underclass, that technician layer is the weak link. They will figure out the score fairly quickly and, eventually, one or more of them will decide that they really ought to be the kings. Then they will kill the kings and take over that position.

It's the march count problem, in essence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 03:00 PM (EwScq)

367 362 bugs are better than meat? Bugs ARE meat
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 21, 2022 03:00 PM (h1jJh)

then why do they keep trying to make it taste LIKE meat?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2022 03:01 PM (oHd/0)

368 358 Asians believe that crickets bring good luck and sell tiny little wooden cages for them to live in.

I think I bought one as a kid at a Chinese market with my mom.
----------------
They also believe eating dog will make them virile and they paint their mailboxes bright green cuz parrots are messengers.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 03:01 PM (4eKPg)

369 Been going really well for the WEF oligarchs.

Maybe in the short run. The long run will not be pretty.

Posted by: Young kid ready to transition at October 21, 2022 03:01 PM (Xrfse)

370 If they ever become successful at convincing the public that bugs are okay and desirable to eat, PETA will POUNCE like Republicans. Can't have cockroaches suffering.

Posted by: Corona at October 21, 2022 03:01 PM (nakGR)

371 Brussel's Sprouts make me Phlegmish. So do Belgian Waffles. And Stella Artois.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 03:02 PM (eqk2H)

372 re 306: her cups runneth over.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 03:02 PM (kFrCu)

373 Joos are strange. So were Round Heads.

Yeah, but the Jooos get weather machines and space lasers. And they invented a gun that shoots around corners.

Speaking of guns, I'm waiting for the mass freakout by the left about Brandon Herrerra's YouTube video where he and Kyle Rittenhouse shoot AK-47s out of a flying helicopter. No Antifa-shaped ground targets though, so it's not all the fun it could've been.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2022 03:02 PM (ZGrMX)

374 Buddy Holly hardest hit

Posted by: Commentor What Bought a Shrit at October 21, 2022 03:02 PM (FrrUK)

375 We have cannibal spider crickets here in VA. Fuckers are scary.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 03:02 PM (4eKPg)

376 They also believe eating dog will make them virile and they paint their mailboxes bright green cuz parrots are messengers.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 03:01 PM (4eKPg)

It's bad enough for dogs, but some really think that rare rhino and elephant and *insert exotic animal here* parts will better increase their virility than mere doggeh parts.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 21, 2022 03:02 PM (Rl7KJ)

377 We found a camel cricket in the living room this morning.

My wife and I like them because they eat other bugs — including other camel crickets.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 03:03 PM (qPjiw)

378 And now the stupid Jan. 6 committee issues Trump a subpoena. When the dems lose in November, will they/ can they shut down this sh*t show?

Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2022 02:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

--------

The persecution of Trump and his family will NEVER end, even after Donaldus Maximus leaves leaves this mortal coil.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 21, 2022 03:03 PM (lb+Sl)

379 They also believe eating dog will make them virile

Is that why Obama eats dogs? He thinks it'll improve his evenings with Reggie?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2022 03:03 PM (ZGrMX)

380 371 Brussel's Sprouts make me Phlegmish. So do Belgian Waffles. And Stella Artois.
----------------
Stella sucks. However, Peroni is excellent.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 03:03 PM (4eKPg)

381 Brussel's Sprouts make me Phlegmish. So do Belgian Waffles. And Stella Artois.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 03:02 PM (eqk2H)

***

If i consume too much of that stuff I start speaking Belch

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 21, 2022 03:03 PM (flINI)

382 The Florida Democrat's gubernatorial campaign did not disclose Austin John Durrer’s arrest, saying Wednesday that he resigned to “focus on a family matter.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2022 03:04 PM (uV9QM)

383 @zerohedge · 21m
GOP Governors Promise Not To Mandate COVID-19 Vaccine For Children

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 03:04 PM (yikp0)

384 362 bugs are better than meat? Bugs ARE meat

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 21, 2022 03:00 PM (h1jJh)

---

Don't get me wrong, they are a terrible choice in food. But they are meat. Because the bug population is in the quintillions they eat more plants and exhale more CO2 than cows

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 21, 2022 03:04 PM (h1jJh)

385 At least it doesn't make me Walloon-ish.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 03:04 PM (eqk2H)

386 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 03:00 PM (EwScq)

We've created an anti Darwinian culture. Now the brave and strong, die off early, while the weak are protected.

It used to be you had to LEARN some Wisdom to get to old age, as life was constantly trying to kill you... now? With modern Medicine, its more of a crap shoot... no wisdom needed.

Add in the successful know they can't afford a lot of kids? My Kid's generation will be the first in my Mom's families history, that is SMALLER than my generation.

Dad's side, jury is still out, but it's not looking good.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2022 03:04 PM (oHd/0)

387 371 Brussel's Sprouts make me Phlegmish. So do Belgian Waffles. And Stella Artois.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 03:02 PM (eqk2H)

You need a roundhouse kick to the head!

Posted by: Jean-Claude van Damme at October 21, 2022 03:04 PM (PiwSw)

388 Vlad Putin could really do the world a solid if he were to shoot one of his hypersonic missiles into the Davos convention center the next time the WEF meets there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2022 03:05 PM (JtCnR)

389 We found a camel cricket in the living room this morning.

My wife and I like them because they eat other bugs — including other camel crickets.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022

***
That's why I generally leave spiders alone in the house. they eat other and worse things.

Trust me, though, you don't want to have one swing down in front of your face while you're driving.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 03:05 PM (J2vNu)

390 Why does the World Economic Forum have such a weird obsession with making our kids eat them?

The making IS the kink.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2022 03:05 PM (GkzDd)

391 Just think, if you wrote a Bond novel that featured SPECTRE making people worship trannies and eat bugs people would have called is absurd and yet here we are and the WEF is doing it...

Our basic problem is that we have actual James Bond Villains in a world devoid of an actual James Bond. Tell me Soros doesn't have a white Siamese cat.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2022 03:05 PM (CecP5)

392 re 539:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC:
No matter where you are in the United States, we will build community with you.

buckaroo banzai: no matter where you go, there you are.

and i suspect when someone like ocasio-crackpot talks like that, she's talking about happy camps.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 03:05 PM (kFrCu)

393 https://invest.chapul.com/
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2022 02:39 PM (Tl0Hv)

"Don't eat Cricket Flour if you are allergic to Cricket Flour. Side effects include hiding in the moist dark areas, hanging out all night, rubbing scabrous legs together as a mating call. Call your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms...or get eaten by a bird on your front lawn."

Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2022 03:05 PM (+Cgut)

394 383 @zerohedge · 21m
GOP Governors Promise Not To Mandate COVID-19 Vaccine For Children
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 03:04 PM (yikp0)

YAY

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 03:05 PM (euHgA)

395 roaches have all the earmarks of food

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2022 03:05 PM (us2H3)

396 Do these idiots not get the unassailable truth that if people are hungry, their kids are hungry and they are desperate to keep their kids fed........ Ugly shit will be happening to whoever is causing the problem? Do they really believe that they control or can control anything? Delusional and evil imbeciles are not going to survive.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2022 03:06 PM (Wy1BU)

397 The problem with this scenario is that it will fail. It is a problem for the elites especially. In their vision of the kings supported by a decently thick layer of technicians and then a vast underclass, that technician layer is the weak link.

That and as Sri Lanka demonstrated, the self-styled elites vastly underestimated their security needs when everyone else figures out they need to die.

Posted by: Methos at October 21, 2022 03:06 PM (kOpft)

398 Tell me Soros doesn't have a white Siamese cat.
----------------
I think Jeff Bezos has that covered.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 03:06 PM (4eKPg)

399 Do you know what else taste really good? Bacon. What else you ask? Sausage. What is next Pork Ribs. Is any one else sensing a theme here?

Good, I fired up the smoker last week and made a beef brisket, that was marginal in my opinion, but my kids absolutely raved about. I need to redeem myself and make another one. That said I have two racks of pork spare ribs I am doing next week.

Suck it Bug eaters.

Posted by: Picric at October 21, 2022 03:06 PM (13tTk)

400 How long before Starbucks adds bug cream to their coffee products..
Didn't PETA get mad when Obama killed a fly on air.
So PETA, forget suing turkey growers who supposedly kick turkeys and go after the bug killers!!!

Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2022 03:07 PM (piX89)

401 Lol.

From Mad Max and Crocodile Dundee to bug-munching cucks in two generations.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2022 03:07 PM (xLqhd)

402 I think I bought one as a kid at a Chinese market with my mom.

You paid for the cricket with your Mom.
Gasp!

s/

Posted by: Glenn John at October 21, 2022 03:07 PM (M3hSG)

403 Don't bogart that roach, my friends!

Posted by: Klaus S. at October 21, 2022 03:07 PM (a3Q+t)

404 Nood Joe

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2022 03:07 PM (u73oe)

405 About 2 more hours here at work. Gah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 03:07 PM (J2vNu)

406 388 Vlad Putin could really do the world a solid if he were to shoot one of his hypersonic missiles into the Davos convention center the next time the WEF meets there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

it's mind boggling that after wisely staying neutral for so long, the Swiss are hosting a war against the world.

Posted by: x at October 21, 2022 03:07 PM (ZC2go)

407 Nood - Sleepy Joe got a cool 6mil from the ChiComs while he was VP.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 21, 2022 03:08 PM (Rl7KJ)

408
Wear that mask, don't leave your home, take the needle, eat the fuckin' bugs, you dirty dog... Our authoritarian overlords are having a *LOT* of fun at everyone else's expense, these days.

I haven't worn masks, stayed at home, taken the needle, or eaten the bugs. Yet, anyway. I've been lucky/obstinate.

But I'm still extremely distraught watching it happen to others.

Every person in a position of authority must pay a high price for these things. A *types*/*deletes* kind of price.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2022 03:08 PM (oINRc)

409 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC:
No matter where you are in the United States, we will build community with you.

You have passed four No Trespassing signs. You are now a target.

Next sound you hear will be harp music.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2022 03:08 PM (GkzDd)

410 roaches have all the earmarks of food

Bonus, they're also a great disease vector!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 21, 2022 03:08 PM (Bd6X8)

411 Next year, Circle K gas stations will give new meaning to the term “highway.” Circle K has partnered with multi-state cannabis operator Green Thumb Industries to sell legal cannabis at Circle K gas stations in the state of Florida.

Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2022 03:08 PM (uV9QM)

412 402 I think I bought one as a kid at a Chinese market with my mom.
You paid for the cricket with your Mom.
Gasp!
s/
Posted by: Glenn John at October 21, 2022 03:07 PM (M3hSG)

; )

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 03:08 PM (euHgA)

413 392 re 539:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC:
No matter where you are in the United States, we will build community with you.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 03:05 PM (kFrCu)

Whether you want us to, or not...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2022 03:09 PM (oHd/0)

414 404 Nood Joe
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2022 03:07 PM (u73oe)

ewwww

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 03:09 PM (euHgA)

415 re 388: vlad's probably hoping that the wef types will destroy the west, he and xi get to split the world. we get to be the third (western) empire, provided our leaders know which asses to kiss and which rulers get our tax money.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 03:09 PM (kFrCu)

416 The new QWERTY flag, straight from Microsoft.

https://bit.ly/3VMT4HC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 03:09 PM (FVME7)

417 Our basic problem is that we have actual James Bond Villains in a world devoid of an actual James Bond. Tell me Soros doesn't have a white Siamese cat.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2022 03:05 PM (CecP5)

Jems, unfortunately, has been detailed to keep an eye on Meghan and whassisface for fear they will usurp the throne

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2022 03:11 PM (xhaym)

418 Students are being encouraged to eat these chips, which are laced with cricket protein

How much is "laced with?" A chip that's 99% potato and fat and salt, and 1% cricket, probably tastes okay to a tweenager in a growth spurt. Anything more food-like than granite would.

Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2022 03:11 PM (UzXPf)

419 The new QWERTY flag, straight from Microsoft.

https://bit.ly/3VMT4HC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 03:09 PM (FVME7)
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"This flag combines 40 different flags from LGBTQIA+ communities around the world, including: Abrosexual, Aceflux..."

Uh HUH.

Ace - is there something you're not telling us, buddy?

It's ok. It's nothing to be ashamed of in this day and age. Obergefell, bruh. You don't have to live in the shadows.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2022 03:13 PM (oINRc)

420 its all yucks until the reality of China and Bill Gates snapping up US farmland to control food supplies becomes a reality

Posted by: Commentor What Bought a Shrit at October 21, 2022 03:13 PM (FrrUK)

421 Less, please. May I have less?

Posted by: Oliver With A Twist at October 21, 2022 03:15 PM (krQz2)

422 TRUDEAU: "From today forward, it is no longer legal to buy, sell, or transfer a handgun in Canada."

Get out now, Canuckistan friends.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2022 02:18 PM (3ImbR)

You know what's not illegal? Owning one. But handguns have been "restricted weapons" in Canada for as long as I have been alive. I could have gotten one, had I applied for a "restricted" Possession and Acquisition Licence. But I do not want to be on the Government's radar screen at all when it comes to firearms. They cannot confiscate what they don't know exists. So Trudeau's ban on handgun transfers earns a big fat yawn from me. If I ever determine that I need to have some kind of concealable weapon for self-protection, I will build my own Derringer. Living rural, as I do, that is really unlikely to ever happen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2022 03:16 PM (VyveB)

423 "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC:
No matter where you are in the United States, we will build community with you."

What she means is they need Other Peoples Money to keep their happy little communities going. All of it.

Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2022 03:19 PM (MxEKc)

424 Solient green is people.

Posted by: Ron at October 21, 2022 03:24 PM (gKEN/)

425 210 I like shaved brussel sprouts.

Roasted Brussel Sprouts

Brussel sprouts with cheese sauce.

Pretty much all brussel sprouts.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 02:32 PM (uLr+K)

Pickled brussels sprouts are awesome. I don't drink martinnis, but I have heard that they are an excellent garnish for same. Prolly be real good in a bloody mary as well.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 21, 2022 03:25 PM (JNTt1)

426 I WILL NOT "eat zee bugs"

And why not?

Because these asshoes wish it!

youtu.be/_tFEOvJuUP8?t=27

Posted by: JQ at October 21, 2022 03:27 PM (dpnJh)

427 I think PetSmart carries meal worms.

And Wild Birds Unlimited has the dried ones.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 02:36 PM (uLr+K)

Coming soon to Mickey D's: Happy Meal Worms.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2022 03:27 PM (k56dj)

428 Local farm supply carries meal worms. Big bags of them, clear packaging, in the animal feeds section.

Meal worms are, literally, chicken feed.

Posted by: JQ at October 21, 2022 03:31 PM (dpnJh)

429 OT- I have no idea of the truth of allegations of sexual attacks by Kevin Spacey- although he's been accused of them for quite some time. I do find it interesting that he said he couldn't come out as gay until he was 56 because of family dynamics that his father was a white supremacist and a Neo Nazi who used to yell at him about the idea he might be gay My , my! What a great choice of descriptive words for a Manhattan jury to hear. How convenient.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2022 03:33 PM (RjpM/)

430 This busty brunette readily acknowledges that her hardware isn't a great choice for the task, but she will hunt for proper meat if needed - temperature be damned:
https://is.gd/DtP9HG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:48 PM (EwScq)

Nice rockets, but the grenades look fake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2022 03:33 PM (jXxVy)

431 @358 Asians believe that crickets bring good luck and sell tiny little wooden cages for them to live in.

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They also gamble over fights between two male crickets. Surprisingly, this usually doesn't result in injury for either insect.

Posted by: junior at October 21, 2022 03:36 PM (3Sgiw)

432 Should be noted that this is expressly forbidden in the old testament and Jews that observe kosher are supposed to avoid eating any insects, Leviticus 11:41: “...every swarming thing that swarms upon the earth is a detestable thing; it shall not be eaten.” So it's most likely an "I hate God" thing.

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