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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 07, 2022 10:00 PM (k+C2q)
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 10:00 PM (YkHOW)
Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2022 10:00 PM (9+gVx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:01 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2022 10:02 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:03 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:03 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Theodore at October 07, 2022 10:03 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: epador at October 07, 2022 10:05 PM (GsQOb)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:05 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 07, 2022 10:05 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: RI Red at October 07, 2022 10:05 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: Ciampino - the terminus of a rainbow? at October 07, 2022 10:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: jewells45 at October 07, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:07 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: LRob in TX at October 07, 2022 10:07 PM (KTPXo)
good evening horde
Posted by: wing at October 07, 2022 10:07 PM (PlW9M)
Well, maybe not the only reason why. But definitely *a* reason.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:08 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2022 10:08 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 07, 2022 10:08 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Captain Joepha Sabin at October 07, 2022 10:08 PM (dJeaw)
Hear! Hear!
My dear, late Uncle had Downs. A delightful, happy man and it was my priveledge to see him often. When in the presence of any bonehead, anywhere - including Church - he'd say:
"Wow, and this asshoe calls me retarded!"
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2022 10:09 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Kamala at October 07, 2022 10:10 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 07, 2022 10:10 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 07, 2022 10:11 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at October 07, 2022 10:11 PM (YwcSO)
Posted by: jewells45 at October 07, 2022 10:11 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 07, 2022 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 07, 2022 10:12 PM (BgMrQ)
Ace touched on this earlier, where Biden told a Democratic fundraiser that this was the worst nuclear crisis since the Cuban Missile Crisis, and then later the White House completely walked it back.
As on other occasions, I think that Brandon blurted out something that he was told in a briefing, that he wasn't supposed to repeat.
There are multiple reports that a Russian unit that guards nuclear weapons is on the move, and I have seen a report that Russia's strategic nuclear bombers are being dispersed to other airports from their main base. It wouldn't be surprising if Putin wanted to ratchet up the pressure by starting to disperse the nukes.
Brandon, blurting things out again...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2022 10:12 PM (I2/tG)
I refuse to hear another insult over putting mere ketchup on my (non-licorice!) hotdogs
Posted by: JQ at October 07, 2022 10:12 PM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Ciampino -- the terminus of a rainbow? at October 07, 2022 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jewells45 at October 07, 2022 10:11 PM (nxdel
That wonderful smell of dust burning
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:13 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:14 PM (mE7cY)
just DAMN...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 07, 2022 10:12 PM (BgMrQ)
Everything??
Including the monkeypox blurb?
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:15 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Billy Eichner at October 07, 2022 10:15 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2022 10:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 07, 2022 10:16 PM (qAR6u)
It's been loafing in the system all summer while the AC was on. It had it's chance to move away from the burners.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 07, 2022 10:16 PM (Bd6X8)
just DAMN...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 07, 2022 10:12 PM (BgMrQ)
I'm really not clear on what happened there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 10:16 PM (acJoI)
Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2022 10:16 PM (9+gVx)
Meh. You get used to it.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 07, 2022 10:11 PM (Qzn2/)
It's definitely an acquired taste.
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 07, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:14 PM (mE7cY)
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On the plus side, society could start from scratch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 10:17 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Ciampino -- the terminus of a rainbow? at October 07, 2022 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
What's a little using your neighbor's house as a backstop for the range between friends?
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 10:17 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
No burnt-dust smell with the pellet stove. OTOH, there's all the constant cleaning and repair. Oh, to have ductwork and thermostatically controlled GFA furnace
Posted by: JQ at October 07, 2022 10:17 PM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2022 10:18 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 10:16 PM (acJoI
Well, a rookie cop with nerves of jelly decided a Big Mac was actually a Mac 10 and decided to shoot first and check for fries later.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:18 PM (mE7cY)
Putin knows better than we do who is running things
Putin knows whether we are prepping missiles or not
Putin knows things will change after the election
Putin knows that girl is shooting a BB gun
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:18 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 07, 2022 10:18 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2022 10:18 PM (ayzS/)
It becomes even more interesting if it's someone else offering the fish.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:19 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2022 10:19 PM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:18 PM
Word.
Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2022 10:19 PM (In2GH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Better dead than Red
Old sayings are true sayings
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:20 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 10:17 PM (gDSJf)
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I don't even know anything about firearms and I could tell there was something wrong with that pic...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2022 10:20 PM (K5n5d)
Old sayings are true sayings
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:20 PM (iam1O)
Yup
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:21 PM (mE7cY)
not to die in a vapor
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:21 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Rum Dum at October 07, 2022 10:21 PM (l3SW6)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2022 10:21 PM (Ur3ox)
Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at October 07, 2022 10:21 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2022 10:19 PM (c6xtn)
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To be honest, I am somewhat heartened by the fact that our dying culture still has the excess energy to produce a product that is so frivolous and disgusting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 10:21 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 07, 2022 10:22 PM (RG7Wy)
This Ain't Hell
The Bidet brain trust wants to apply anti-trust legislation against OPEC. Some even want to pull US troops out of Saudi Arabia in response. I guess they think the EU price cap on Russian gas is a winning strategy.
Proverbs had these idiots figured out - "Do you see a man wise in his own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for him."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2022 10:22 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Ciampino -- the terminus of a rainbow? at October 07, 2022 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
I thought the same thing. The building looks like it's right up against the fence.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 07, 2022 10:22 PM (TOXd3)
not to die in a vapor
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:21 PM (iam1O)
Nice hash, Bo Derek.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:23 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2022 10:23 PM (Ur3ox)
Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2022 10:19 PM (In2GH)
Even if it's a BB gun, that fence is a poor backstop. There gaps between the boards large enough to pass a BB. If neighbor lady is suntanning nude on a chaise lounge in her yard, she might a BB lodged in her hoo-hah.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 10:23 PM (acJoI)
What's up with that?
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 10:23 PM (Wkru3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 10:24 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Cops are getting jumpy in San Antone, they may be having a bigger Cartel problem than the media is letting on.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:24 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Ciampino -- the terminus of a rainbow? at October 07, 2022 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
Yeah... one of the FIRST things I taught both my Kids, and my Boarding Team... look at what's BEHIND what yer shooting at...
Like, if you see Purple Pipes? You know... AVIATION FUEL??? may want to be a bittttt careful.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2022 10:24 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 07, 2022 10:24 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:14 PM (mE7cY)
500 Million or Bust! Like Cockroaches, Ve Vill Triumph!
-Klaus Schwab and the WEF.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 10:24 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2022 10:23 PM (Ur3ox)
how are they priced?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:24 PM (mE7cY)
Every year, on a warm day just before Autumn arrives, I throw open every window here at the palatial Zettaibunker and turn on the furnace to blow all the dust out of the system...
Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2022 10:24 PM (In2GH)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 07, 2022 10:25 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:25 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2022 10:25 PM (KYKwc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 10:21 PM (Qzn2/)
Well, you could use spoiled meat in the licorice franks. Nobody would be able to tell. Until the deaths started.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 10:26 PM (acJoI)
well, truthfully? OPEC is a price fixing cartel... should have been sued many years ago...
That, or do what Trump did and take their power away by drilling.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2022 10:26 PM (oHd/0)
Including the monkeypox blurb?
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:15 PM (tp+tP)
Well...
I was going to amend my statement as I forgot about the girl firing her AR into the neighbors yard.
And I simply blanked on the monkeypox...though I will say it took me a couple of reads to get the gist of the message.
I denounce myself
#oldsschoolaosmoron
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 07, 2022 10:26 PM (BgMrQ)
I refuse to hear another insult over putting mere ketchup on my (non-licorice!) hotdogs
Posted by: JQ at October 07, 2022 10:12 PM (dpnJh)
You know, I totally agree with you. Whoever thought putting licorice in a hot dog would be a genius idea should be forced to eat all the packs that don't sell.
Posted by: Moki at October 07, 2022 10:26 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2022 10:26 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2022 10:26 PM (qtcbX)
Look for sales. Not bad. Washable and dryable and very durable. The stuff I have will last me the rest of my life.
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (Ur3ox)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Cops are getting jumpy in San Antone, they may be having a bigger Cartel problem than the media is letting on.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:24 PM (iam1O)
The car supposedly ran from a previous police stop by the rookie. The Rookie sure showed him! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (BJKQV)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Ciampino -- the terminus of a rainbow? at October 07, 2022 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
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There's more than one way to get them to shut that dog up.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (iam1O)
Look for sales. Not bad. Washable and dryable and very durable. The stuff I have will last me the rest of my life.
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (Ur3ox
I imagine you can get promo codes from Sean Hannity.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:28 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:28 PM (tp+tP)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
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Raggmopp
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 10:28 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: davidt at October 07, 2022 10:28 PM (oTZbj)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
Its the end of the World, as we know it...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2022 10:28 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 07, 2022 10:29 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (Z32m1)
Good thing the cop was a lousy shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 10:29 PM (acJoI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Watch her jump
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 10:29 PM (iam1O)
He is currently covering the Waukesha killer trial on Rumble and had twenty-something thousand people watching live today.
I am watching Legal Mindset's just ended Livestream at the moment, where Nick popped on and is talking about some secret shit he received from an anonymous source.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 07, 2022 10:29 PM (ufFY8)
The kids learning Roman formation
and the FBI training video had me rofl - specially the guy peeing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 07, 2022 10:30 PM (2xlV3)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
Its the end of the World, as we know it...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2022 10:28 PM (oHd/0)
The perfect song would be Modern English.
I'd stop the world and melt with you...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:30 PM (mE7cY)
Joey Bidet's US is the weak horse and OPEC has the whip.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2022 10:30 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2022 10:30 PM (Ur3ox)
Rainbow, "Can't Happen Here."
https://youtu.be/0El3Dqk0wfU
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 07, 2022 10:30 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 10:23 PM (acJoI)
I found out just how expensive it was to replace a Thermo-pane window in the Ford Administration. It did not go through, but it left a divot in the outside pane.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 10:30 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2022 10:31 PM (KFhLj)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
A-ha, "Take on Me." Orchestral version.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:31 PM (tp+tP)
The kids learning Roman formation
and the FBI training video had me rofl - specially the guy peeing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 07, 2022 10:30 PM (2xlV3)
That's gotta be an electric fence he hit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2022 10:31 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 07, 2022 10:25 PM (BJKQV)
Zeb is dick in Arabic. Akbar means great.
Posted by: Moki at October 07, 2022 10:31 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2022 10:31 PM (53p/N)
Those Halloweenies are ALMOST as horrific as the old Four Fingers Of Death MREs...
Almost.
Oh dear god. Those were almost as bad as Turkey Loaf.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 07, 2022 10:31 PM (CCf67)
The leftists on twatter are pretending they have no idea why Biden saying "Maiden America" might bother anyone...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2022 10:32 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 10:32 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: LRob in TX
A limited amount of licorice flavor can be good. I just made a loaf of lemon anise seed bread in my bread machine, and it is yummy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
Harry Nilsson, the "Fuck You song".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 07, 2022 10:32 PM (Xrfse)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
"When we all get to heaven..."
Posted by: Moki at October 07, 2022 10:33 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (Ur3ox
I imagine you can get promo codes from Sean Hannity.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:28 PM (mE7cY)
Throw in 50 Ruth's Chris Steaks and you got a deal!
Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 07, 2022 10:33 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (Z32m1)
Good thing the cop was a lousy shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 10:29 PM (acJoI)
In testimony today at Darrell (Da-relle) Brooks' trial, the last cop along the parade route saw him coming and had time to draw his weapon and fire 3 times. All three shots hit the car. Pity he missed making the critical taxpayer relief shot.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2022 10:33 PM (4I/2K)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
Nuclear Assault - Critical Mass
https://youtu.be/UYPRLZ5Lvk0
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 10:33 PM (Wkru3)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
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Yakety Sax. Might as well go with a smile and the image of Bennie Hill in your head.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 10:33 PM (Qzn2/)
Send the illegals home, strike every law passed after 1960 from the books (congress/states can re-pass the valuable ones) and you'll see a start of a return to normalcy.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 07, 2022 10:31 PM (CCf67)
Which in turn are almost as bad as lutefisk.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:34 PM (tp+tP)
The proper song to play is this, from the end of Dr. Strangelove as the nukes were going off:
https://tinyurl.com/l6bc4ks
Mein Fuhrer, I can valk! ..... We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when.....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 07, 2022 10:34 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 07, 2022 10:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: 18-1
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I'm sure the GOPs will do just that when they take over Congress in November.
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 10:35 PM (/TcAL)
just DAMN...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Poor kid goes out for some junk food and gets shot at? Geez.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
As a Cub fan, I am sorry if happy the damned redbirds lost, but on the other hand, I will root for the NL Central team, then the NL team (the DH is an abomination).
So, serious cognitive dissonance here.
The Cubbies sucked it hard this season, but that is nothing new in the long view.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 07, 2022 10:35 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: davidt at October 07, 2022 10:35 PM (oTZbj)
Send us $100 now and we'll totally do whatever that guy said. Honest. Would we like to you?
Posted by: The GOPe at October 07, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)
Yakety Sax
I not only second this, but I provide a link as well!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 07, 2022 10:36 PM (CCf67)
I don't get the cartoon
Posted by: Uncle Festerman's Reverse Goiter at October 07, 2022 10:36 PM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:14 PM
"Better dead, than Red!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 10:37 PM (HlyYF)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
Atomic Dog or Neutron Dance.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 07, 2022 10:37 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: 18-1
I'm sure the GOPs will do just that when they take over Congress in November.
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 10:35 PM (/TcAL)
One of the first things they need to do is tell the Supreme court to shove Dual Citizenship. The Constitution says CONGRESS regulates matters of immigration and citizenship, not the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2022 10:37 PM (oHd/0)
The leftists on twatter are pretending they have no idea why Biden saying "Maiden America" might bother anyone...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2022 10:32 PM (ESjRY)
Liberals believe in Droits de Signeur. Give it up for the Government.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 10:37 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
My son introduced me to a new puzzle game - Redactle. It takes a random Wikipedia page, heavily redacts it, and you have to guess the redacted words. Started fun, getting a bit frustrating now.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 07, 2022 10:38 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Stinky Tofu at October 07, 2022 10:38 PM (KFhLj)
And wiki tells me they use known racist slogans like "Russia for Russians!"
Now...reading other things they are likely racists...but how stupid of a world are we in where saying "Country X for Ethnicity X" is...now racist?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 07, 2022 10:38 PM (z+OQR)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
The Circle Jerks - "Making the Bombs"
Nyah!Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2022 10:38 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
When we'd butcher a cow/steer at the farm, when you were walking them behind the barn, they'd look at you with those big eyes and they knew. They. Knew.
"This isn't gonna end well for me, is it?"
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2022 10:38 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Uncle Festerman's Reverse Goiter at October 07, 2022 10:36 PM (Tc2CN)
The cake full of doggehs was meant for the Kennel Club while the cake with the gangster was meant for the rival gangsters.
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 10:39 PM (mOsK7)
How inflation could lower your taxes
https://www.axios.com/2022/10/07/inflation-lower-taxes
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
Hold my beer.
Posted by: Stinky Tofu at October 07, 2022 10:38 PM (KFhLj)
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*ahem*
Posted by: Balut at October 07, 2022 10:39 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2022 10:18 PM (ayzS/)
It becomes even more interesting if it's someone else offering the fish.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:19 PM
I believe in Middle English that was referred to as a Bobbit fish.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 10:39 PM (HlyYF)
So, serious cognitive dissonance here.
The Cubbies sucked it hard this season, but that is nothing new in the long view.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 07, 2022 10:35 PM (ufFY
Same (on playoff rooting). Unless it's the Phillies. Not because that's who the Cards are currently playing; Phillies fans are just the absolute worst. I would rather see literally any other team win the World Series.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:39 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)
Russian is a RACE now? would that be... oh... Slavik? like in the root word for SLAVE?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2022 10:40 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: davidt at October 07, 2022 10:35 PM
Hákarl begs to differ...
Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2022 10:40 PM (53p/N)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 10:40 PM (atmen)
New York State will be a Republican State again. 1/3 of the population and 25% of the GDP, but not as many Liberals and No New York Times.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 10:40 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
"There once was a man from __________."
This is easier than I thought!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2022 10:41 PM (LsEU/)
Meh, I have a bunch of these things laying around anyway. All sized small of course, as long as you don't mind that.
Posted by: Some tranny surgeon at October 07, 2022 10:41 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 10:39 PM (mOsK7)
Thank you. I missed something along the way and didn't get it either.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2022 10:41 PM (4I/2K)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1578429323669041152
I've watched it a dozen times and can't stop laughing.
Sad for the guy, though.
Posted by: Theodore at October 07, 2022 10:42 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: 496 at October 07, 2022 10:42 PM (U1eOr)
If Vlad nuked the just big blue shitholes you could make a strong argument he'd make American stronger.
Which is why Slow Joe's handlers haven't told him to pretty the big red button yet.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 07, 2022 10:42 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 10:43 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Some tranny surgeon at October 07, 2022 10:41 PM (ESjRY)
Ugh, you went too dark.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:43 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 10:43 PM (atmen)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM
Anything by Madonna.
That $hit would repel the shock wave, the radiation, and the subsequent army of highly mutated cockroaches.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 10:44 PM (HlyYF)
And wiki tells me they use known racist slogans like "Russia for Russians!"
Now...reading other things they are likely racists...but how stupid of a world are we in where saying "Country X for Ethnicity X" is...now racist?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)
Diversity is OUR Strength!
-Soft Liberal Idiots in the US and Western Europe.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 10:45 PM (Z32m1)
What good is having nuclear weapons unless you threaten the world with them?
The US would never say "do this or we will nuke you," because the US cares what the world thinks. Russia only wants to be feared. The threats mean nothing, it is expected and has no informational value.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 07, 2022 10:45 PM (Lo+NB)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
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You... you light up my life....
Posted by: 496 at October 07, 2022 10:45 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 07, 2022 10:46 PM (Xrfse)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
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I don't listen to the radio.
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 10:46 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 10:47 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2022 10:47 PM (2W+1k)
I'm imagining the Russian bomber crews running to their planes as the loudspeakers blare:
"Hey, Ho! Let's Go!"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2022 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Rum Dum at October 07, 2022 10:21 PM (l3SW6
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Whisky
Posted by: Ciampino --- the terminus of a rainbow? at October 07, 2022 10:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 07, 2022 10:48 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: 496 at October 07, 2022 10:45 PM (U1eOr)
Shame on you. Shame!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:48 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2022 10:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: pookysgirl, dog snuggler at October 07, 2022 10:49 PM (Qlahc)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 07, 2022 10:49 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
They're costly, but you don't have to replace them. I've had mine for years, and they don't lose their plumpness. They're just as fat now as when I bought them. I used to get cheaper pillows, and after a few months they start to flatten.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
That said, what is with the retards that respond with "why?" when told to get out of the vehicle. And then it sure does look like he instantly goes into reverse and slams the gas trying to knock the officer down using his door. Which is still really stupid, even if it apparently didn't justify opening fire. Making aggressive movements with your car in close proxmity to police has led to drivers being shot before so this isn't particularly unique.
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 10:50 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 10:50 PM (atmen)
"Hey, Ho! Let's Go!"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2022 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
If the Chinese start lobbing nukes, you could play "Wok The Casbah" by The Crash.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 10:50 PM (acJoI)
Perfect.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 07, 2022 10:49 PM (Xrfse
Might be better than Melt With You.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:50 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2022 10:47 PM (2W+1k)
I hope he is not crippled for life. He was in critical condition when they transported him. Since they did not mention manslaughter or murder, he probably survived.
His lawyer should sue Mickey D's too.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 10:51 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 10:51 PM (YyWKx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlN3i19r66Y
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 10:51 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2022 10:52 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 10:52 PM (YyWKx)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW
Do you have their sheets?
That's where I struggle the most. Soft sheets that aren't crap and don't disintegrate in the wash are hard to find. I ain't paying Bolen for those sheets Rush pushed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:52 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: pawn at October 07, 2022 10:53 PM (wsHtO)
Wouldn't .223 ammo go through that fence and into the neighbor's house?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 10:52 PM (YyWKx)
General consensus is that it's a BB gun
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:53 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 07, 2022 10:53 PM (z+OQR)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
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It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed.
The radio
just let us know
That this is not a test.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 07, 2022 10:53 PM (uPgE/)
What's your last song on the radio before you get incinerated?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
We Got toGet Out of This Place by The Animals.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2022 10:53 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 07, 2022 10:54 PM (KZBRs)
I was just skimming over likely targets in the US from Russian nukes. The old doctrine was called MAD, mutually assured destruction. Before that, there was this idea of a "limited" nuclear exchange, and/or a "winnable" nuclear war.
Nuh uh. One nuke pops off, no matter how small, and it will lead to a full exchange. Once the nuclear genie is out of the bottle, as they used to say, it's use 'em or lose 'em. Everybody launches everything they've got.
MAD logic is make that so terrible, so bad, that no one will do it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 07, 2022 10:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 10:50 PM (gDSJf)
Kid might have thought he was being car-jacked by a thug impersonating an officer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 10:54 PM (acJoI)
Joe Biden: It isn't over until I say its over! Also, what does this big red button do. Jill? Hey Jill? Is this my pudding button?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2022 10:54 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 07, 2022 10:55 PM (KZBRs)
Still better than 2020s Minnesota.
Posted by: CppThis at October 07, 2022 10:56 PM (UewuT)
Russia isn't doing that either, they're telling DC to stop breaking in to their neighborhood in much the same way we once had to tell the indians to not raid our settlements, or might post "Tresspassers will be shot" signs outside our homes today.
Posted by: Methos at October 07, 2022 10:56 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 10:56 PM (atmen)
Nuh uh. One nuke pops off, no matter how small, and it will lead to a full exchange. Once the nuclear genie is out of the bottle, as they used to say, it's use 'em or lose 'em. Everybody launches everything they've got.
MAD logic is make that so terrible, so bad, that no one will do it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 07, 2022 10:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Bingo. Once one is launched, it's generally accepted you have to launch because the missiles are headed for your silos.
The only nukes that survive first launch are the ones on subs. If the Russians launch from subs, we got like less than five minutes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:56 PM (mE7cY)
Look for the sales, and seriously, Jack Posobiec's Twitter is a good place to start.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 10:56 PM (Z32m1)
Targets in the US will include every military installation of any size, all nuclear power plants, and all major power plants in general. Hoover Dam will probably get a few megatons dropped on it.
Bye, bye power grid. The US would be destroyed. Those who survived the initial blasts would be in for a long, slow death, of starvation and radiation poisoning.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 07, 2022 10:56 PM (Mzdiz)
I'm imagining the Russian bomber crews running to their planes as the loudspeakers blare:
"Hey, Ho! Let's Go!"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2022 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
Not gonna lie, that's pretty good.
I asked hubby what he would listen to. His answer was whatever earworm was going through his head, which at the moment was "You are the woman that I've always dreamed of..."
He said he hoped it changed before they hit.
Posted by: Moki at October 07, 2022 10:56 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 07, 2022 10:53 PM (z+OQR)
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Poland disappears, comes back, and disappears again. It's the whack-a-mole of European states.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 10:56 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 10:54 PM (acJoI)
Seems like a stretch when there's a marked explorer in his rear view mirror.
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 10:57 PM (gDSJf)
https://youtu.be/6l6vqPUM_FE
Posted by: pawn
Nice choice! I love The Ink Spots. Reminds me of my Dad's music selections.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2022 10:57 PM (LsEU/)
He said he hoped it changed before they hit.
Posted by: Moki at October 07, 2022 10:56 PM (JrN/x)
I hope it changes too. Poor man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:58 PM (mE7cY)
Then why is she firing a 5.56 TOWARDS a house?
Or is she just firing a BB gun that LOOKS like an AR-15?
('Cause not impressed at that. Pfft.)
Posted by: GWB at October 07, 2022 10:58 PM (2hFiC)
If things get much worse for Putin, they will do a test. Not on Uk soil but siberia somewhere.
- I imagine they have to test to make sure the damn things still work
- it will be a low cost, low risk way to escalate the threat
I really doubt they will just start lobbing the things since they must understand that there is good chance they don't work, and lobbing one without it going boom would give them the worst of both worlds. Better to test.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 07, 2022 10:58 PM (Lo+NB)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2022 10:58 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: CppThis at October 07, 2022 10:58 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2022 10:58 PM (53p/N)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
"There once was a man from __________."
This is easier than I thought!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2022 10:41 PM (LsEU/)
"If there's a weiner on that monitor, I swear to god, Stu...."
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 07, 2022 10:59 PM (CCf67)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 10:59 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at October 07, 2022 11:00 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 10:57 PM (gDSJf)
Seemed to me the cop walked quite a distance, and around the corner of the building, before confronting the occupants of the car. But the video, and audio, is confusing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 11:00 PM (acJoI)
Indeed. That was a very important part of the MAD "triad". You needed assured second strike capability to fully deter the idea of a devasting first strike.
If you thought you could nuke the enemies nukes before they could launch, you might think you destroy him with a sneak first strike. The submarines eliminated that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 07, 2022 11:01 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Theodore at October 07, 2022 11:01 PM (pGonq)
Probably had the munchies.
If he lives he's going to be rich.
Posted by: pawn at October 07, 2022 11:01 PM (wsHtO)
Joe Biden: It isn't over until I say its over! Also, what does this big red button do. Jill? Hey Jill? Is this my pudding button?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2022 10:54 PM (ESjRY)
Trump had a big red button on his Oval Office Desk. He used tto unnerve visitors by looking at it, moving it around, ignoring it, then when the visitors were transfixed by the RED button he would finally push it and go back to the conversation. A few minutes later, the staff would deliver a glass of diet coke.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 11:02 PM (Z32m1)
I hope it changes too. Poor man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:58 PM (mE7cY)
It's because of himself. He listens to truly bad 70's music and then complains about the songs stuck in his head. The only thing worse would be "Havin' my baby"
Posted by: Moki at October 07, 2022 11:02 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 07, 2022 11:02 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 11:02 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 07, 2022 11:02 PM (Xrfse)
The good news is most of the kids can't read so it's probably moot anyway.
https://tinyurl.com/55ww3uks
Link goes to Gellar Report, via Robert Stacy McCain.
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 11:03 PM (mOsK7)
I wonder where the K-329 Belgorod super-submarine is right now...
Isn't that the one that had the bowling alley, swimming pool, movie theater, ice skating rink, and devotional arboretum dedicated to Stalin that the Sovs used to endlessly brag about ....when not busily waggling their nuclear weiners at the rest of the world?
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 07, 2022 11:03 PM (CCf67)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2022 11:04 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at October 07, 2022 11:04 PM (PHxng)
I hope it changes too. Poor man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:58 PM (mE7cY)
It's because of himself. He listens to truly bad 70's music and then complains about the songs stuck in his head. The only thing worse would be "Havin' my baby"
Posted by: Moki at October 07, 2022 11:02 PM (JrN/x)
There were so many good songs in the 70s.
Hell, I could spend months on the Eagles and Zepplin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 11:04 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 07, 2022 11:01 PM (Mzdiz)
Russians still thought they could pull it off into the 80s, because their subs were looking for ours. Then the specter of SDI forced their nuke strategy guys into a BSOD. Clever strategem, really...I didn't have to work, it just had to possibly work.
Posted by: CppThis at October 07, 2022 11:04 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2022 11:05 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 07, 2022 11:05 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2022 11:05 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 11:06 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 11:07 PM (acJoI)
That $hit would repel the shock wave, the radiation, and the subsequent army of highly mutated cockroaches.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
I always dislike her, and not because she's a major slut. Because of that nasal way of singing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2022 11:05 PM (OaZlZ
Off being the key word. Commie bastard is part of the reason we're in this shit today.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 11:07 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: John White at October 07, 2022 11:08 PM (2hz1r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 11:00 PM (acJoI)
When he's reversing, there's a red sedan and then the parked explorer in the same frame at 0:53. Seems to me like the guy saw him walking up the entire time and had already decided to flee if he was confronted. Which is why he was already shifting into reverse before getting a resonse to his "why?"
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:08 PM (gDSJf)
The Beverley Hillbillies sub had swimming pools and movie stars. But it was captained by Jethro…
I'm pretty sure Jethro was banging the hell out of Ellie May. Sister or not, I would have been. You know, when not otherwise engaged with Ginger and Mary Ann.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 07, 2022 11:08 PM (CCf67)
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I can't keep up with all the euphemisms anymore.
Posted by: 496 at October 07, 2022 11:08 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 11:07 PM (mE7cY)
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He was just sittin' there watching the wheels go 'round and 'round.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 11:09 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2022 11:09 PM (yJ4ae)
Posted by: Pod Hamp at October 07, 2022 11:09 PM (GjNDo)
Posted by: Jethro at October 07, 2022 11:09 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 07, 2022 11:08 PM (CCf67)
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Cousin. Come on, man, she was just his cousin.
So, fair game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 11:10 PM (Qzn2/)
Heartaches are going to the inside
My tears are holding back
They're trying not to fall
My heart's out of the running
True love's scratched for another's sake
The race is on and it looks like heartaches
And the winner loses all
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 07, 2022 11:10 PM (iam1O)
https://tinyurl.com/5b4r5hp6
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:11 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 11:11 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Terry Jacks at October 07, 2022 11:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2022 11:11 PM (LsEU/)
I always dislike her, and not because she's a major slut. Because of that nasal way of singing.
Also, she's a major slut. And then there are the ludicrous butt implants Granny Madonna outfitted herself with.
P.S. Seriously, have you seen those things?
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 07, 2022 11:12 PM (CCf67)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 11:12 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 10:57 PM (gDSJf)
Seemed to me the cop walked quite a distance, and around the corner of the building, before confronting the occupants of the car. But the video, and audio, is confusing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 11:00 PM (acJoI)
Afraid the punk is going to run? Pull right up to his back bumper with the squad. He cannot back up. Can his little crappy car get over the curb. through the ditch and across the sidewalk? I don't know. But he cannot run you over.
This is as bad as the "experienced cop" that drove right up to Tamar Rice, so his rookie opened the door and had no freaking choice but to blow away the poor stupid punk flashing a phony gun.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 11:12 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 11:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Terry Jacks at October 07, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at October 07, 2022 11:00 PM (xcxpd)
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I've been using guns my whole life in movies, I know about gun safety. "Know what you are shooting at and what's behind the target." Right? You simply cannot see a house behind that fence. There is no evidence of a house being there. I see a roof, sure. Do I see a house under the roof? No. If I assumed houses were behind everything blocking my view you'd call me insane right? Oh look, I have a steak on my plate. I can't the plate, all I see is the steak. There must be a house behind my steak. See how ridiculous that is? Of course shooting at that wooden fence is safe. I know safe.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at October 07, 2022 11:12 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)
I don't know the name but the backing track goes, "MNWAAAMP MNWAAAMP MNWAAAMP " and then there is this riff about bad weather or nukes or stuff like that.
You know the sort of song you can scream along with. Eventually.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2022 11:13 PM (xhaym)
I will leave the bangability status of first cousins to the Horde to sort out.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 11:13 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Jethro
Skinny old maids need love too.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2022 11:11 PM (LsEU/)
Nothing wrong with skinny but pretty sure she was playing for the opposite team.
Posted by: Javems at October 07, 2022 11:13 PM (AmoqO)
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Almost posted "We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun."
Posted by: 496 at October 07, 2022 11:13 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2022 11:12 PM (+lVUW
Mostly I buy cheap sheets off Amazon and replace them every couple of years. They are soft but thin as hell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 11:13 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:13 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2022 11:13 PM (yJ4ae)
Posted by: Terry Jacks at October 07, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
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You guys playing cards?
Posted by: Flounder at October 07, 2022 11:14 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2022 10:58 PM
No.
Weasel will do the potato holder thread on Sunday evening!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 11:14 PM (HlyYF)
Yakety Sax
I not only second this, but I provide a link as well!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 07, 2022 10:36 PM (CCf67)
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My favorite Benny Hill because gorgeous woman and dress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGMDM8UJaNM
Posted by: Ciampino - Let's go with a smile at October 07, 2022 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/5b4r5hp6
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:11 PM (/TcAL)
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Denmark stopped recommending anyone under 50 getting vaccines now. Don't think they banned it but they don't recommend it.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 07, 2022 11:15 PM (RG7Wy)
You may say that I'm deluded with my belief in God.
But, to counter, I'm not the only one.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2022 11:15 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 10:50 PM (gDSJf)
You know cops can't just open your car door and drag you out, right? That's illegal. How was that kid supposed to know that cop wasn't a car jacker in costume? That kid had every right to run that fucker over repeatedly as far as I'm concerned. The only retard here was the asshole who thinks that badge gives him the right to be a thug.
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 11:15 PM (Df+Cs)
Posted by: Jethro
Skinny old maids need love too.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2022 11:11 PM (LsEU/)
e-yea-sss! *bats eyes at Foghorn Leghorn*
Posted by: Skinny old hen at October 07, 2022 11:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at October 07, 2022 11:15 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: GWB at October 07, 2022 11:16 PM (sgXSC)
Lol. You had me going there for a second, Alec.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2022 11:16 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Paper Lace at October 07, 2022 11:16 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2022 10:58 PM
I heard that it made some horrible screeching noises, like metal scraping on metal, when it left its hiding place in the Baltic Sea.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 11:17 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2022 11:17 PM (yJ4ae)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 11:17 PM (atmen)
and the FBI training video had me rofl - specially the guy peeing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 07, 2022 10:30 PM (2xlV3)
I think the formation is called a "testudo" because it takes balls to do it in battle
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2022 11:18 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: CppThis at October 07, 2022 11:04 PM (UewuT)
We didn't have to look for their subs. We were right behind them most of their mission. Now the SLBM ranges are long enough that you can launch them to your targets from port. So can the Russian boomers.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 11:19 PM (Z32m1)
Dust in the Wind
or
Mad World
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris
I think of Mad World as more of an individual depression song. So I guess I have to vote Dust in the Wind.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 07, 2022 11:19 PM (ftFVW)
Back in college I helped a friend sheet rock his parents lake cabin (same friend from last nights terror story but different cabin a few years later). The cabin was on cliff/slope about 30 feet above the lake.
While eating breakfast one morning we heard a jet ski coming down the lake, then whump, whump, whump. My friend jumps up grabs the potato gun and inserts it in stand on the balcony rail, runs into the cabin and brings out a sack of potatoes, can of starter fluid and grill lighter.
(cont.)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 07, 2022 11:19 PM (IP9GB)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at October 07, 2022 11:19 PM (Xrfse)
He loaded a potato in the gun and got ready to fire. The jet ski was getting closer along with the whumps. As soon as the jet ski came in to view, he fires off the gun, whump! And a spout of water appears near the jet ski. Then more whumps from near by and more plumes of water around the jet ski as other cabins shot their potatoes.
The jet ski was twisting and turning in the water as the potatoes got the range. It was a scene out of Victory at Sea. A couple potatoes hit the jet ski. You first saw a spray of potatoe pieces then a whack sound.
The jet ski got out of range but we could hear the battle continuing down the lake shore. About an hour later the whole thing repeated only in reverse direction.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 07, 2022 11:19 PM (IP9GB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 11:13 PM (atmen)
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I think you need a papal indulgence for that.
Posted by: Paper Lace at October 07, 2022 11:20 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 11:20 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2022 11:20 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2022 11:21 PM (anj39)
https://tinyurl.com/2p833uhx
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:21 PM (/TcAL)
I busted out laughing at one. It accused one of the candidates of being "pro-gun"
I said to the girl next to me, "that would give your opponent a 30 point winning margin in Florida"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 11:22 PM (mc+ZO)
Posted by: CppThis at October 07, 2022 11:22 PM (UewuT)
https://tinyurl.com/5b4r5hp6
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:11 PM (/TcAL)
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Denmark stopped recommending anyone under 50 getting vaccines now. Don't think they banned it but they don't recommend it.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 07, 2022 11:15 PM (RG7Wy)
I was saying that back in August of 2021. No vaccine for anyone under 40. I got the first two shots in March 2021, and by July swore never again.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 11:23 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at October 07, 2022 11:23 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 11:23 PM (mc+ZO)
Posted by: Rum Dum at October 07, 2022 11:23 PM (l3SW6)
I said to the girl next to me, "that would give your opponent a 30 point winning margin in Florida"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 11:22 PM
What was her response?
Did she look down to inspect your waistband?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 11:24 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 11:24 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 11:17 PM (HlyYF)
Ahhh.
Commander Svetlana was driving eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2022 11:24 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2022 11:25 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2022 11:25 PM (G/v5P)
You have been warned: http://y2u.be/QEDDK0XLGfw
Posted by: Penis Van Lesbian at October 07, 2022 11:25 PM (2F+72)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 11:23 PM (mc+ZO)
Worse than Mayor Groot in Chicago?
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 11:28 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2022 11:28 PM (G/v5P)
Suddenly very silent now that we have on maniac dictator taking about using nukes, one ego maniacal boy clown king dictator demanding other countries use nukes, and a third leader shitting in his pants and trying to talk into the wrong end of a phone during the photo op set up for the 7 minutes a day he's somewhat lucid.
But no nuclear holocaust experts on tv anymore.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 07, 2022 11:28 PM (DjDcn)
https://tinyurl.com/mwu623mw
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:28 PM (/TcAL)
Providing, of course, that those franks are made out of real meat, and not bugs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 11:29 PM (atmen)
Commander Svetlana was driving eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2022 11:24 PM
Yes.
Her log entry indicated that she hit two speed bumps that were exactly 48" tall.
Their sonar gear later picked up some secondary transients roughly 17 hours apart.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 11:29 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 11:29 PM (mc+ZO)
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 11:15 PM (Df+Cs)
What's illegal doesn't matter in the moment when someone with a gun is giving you a lawful order. You have plenty of time to contest the legality of the stop and the order after you comply.
The stop was not handled well, the shots clearly weren't justified, but the teen is still a retard. And in no situation is he allowed to just run a cop over for having your door opened and being ordered to get out. He didn't reach towards the driver at all until he saw him shift into reverse either, so no he wasn't acting in response to being "dragged out". That 100% is a legal detainment.
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:30 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 07, 2022 11:31 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 11:29 PM
Surely, even the most ugly, desperate lesbians in the world take one look at groot and think, "Nope. Even I wouldn't tap that."
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 11:32 PM (HlyYF)
Don't follow the link if you are averse to blood or Marilyn Manson... (As a bonus the video has Norman Reedus in it.)
https://tinyurl.com/t8zzm4n2
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 07, 2022 11:32 PM (ftFVW)
Really, what is it with democrat women?
Job description: Mayor or Congressional Rep.
Freaks only need apply
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at October 07, 2022 11:32 PM (dzZCL)
https://tinyurl.com/2s4bfykv
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:33 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2022 11:25 PM (G/v5P)
I left out no motor lake. Trolling motors were fine but noisy ones weren't allowed. It was a fairly narrow lake with surrounding mountains so sound was trapped and amplified.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 07, 2022 11:34 PM (IP9GB)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 07, 2022 11:34 PM (z+OQR)
Posted by: Chuck at October 07, 2022 11:35 PM (URe4t)
Seems oddly, like Albertan-with-a-place-in-Arizona level, specific.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 07, 2022 11:36 PM (x61Im)
To attempt to strangle a newborn baby, telling it to die, can only come from the pits of hell.
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:36 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 07, 2022 11:36 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2022 11:36 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2022 11:07 PM (acJoI)
Ah, an AOP in his natural habitat- a Studebaker!
Posted by: pookysgirl, movin right along at October 07, 2022 11:37 PM (Qlahc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 07, 2022 11:37 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:30 PM (gDSJf)
Bullshit, that cop violated that kid's rights ten ways til Sunday and that was before he shot him full of holes. If anything that cop did was legal he'd still have his job. That cop needs to be in jail.
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 11:37 PM (AeH3f)
Posted by: Rum Dum at October 07, 2022 11:38 PM (l3SW6)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 11:38 PM (ovZJe)
To attempt to strangle a newborn baby, telling it to die, can only come from the pits of hell.
Posted by: SMH
Oh yeah.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2022 11:38 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
___
You know we're too stoopid to get ID.
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:38 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at October 07, 2022 11:39 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2022 11:36 PM (VwHCD)
Because leftist and brainless libertarians want a world filled with crime, while also thinking they'll be completely safe from that crime.
All the "defund the police" idiots will just look at that video and go "its fine, just a white kid"
Posted by: Rbastid at October 07, 2022 11:39 PM (DjDcn)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 07, 2022 11:34 PM
I guess piano wire strung out about 3.5' above the water level across the mouth of a cove would have been too much?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 11:39 PM (HlyYF)
Have you seen any pop, rap, or what they currently call R+B videos lately? They're 99% straight-up Satanic.
So yeah, people *are* walking around possessed. Really.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 07, 2022 11:39 PM (YJwUM)
I just cant see NATO (thats been freezing all winter) escalating for Ukraine.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2022 11:41 PM (anj39)
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Stan has been in the entertainment business for quite some time.
And it's not just music.
Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc...they're all promoting evil.
But the people must be entertained.
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:42 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2022 11:42 PM (PGMOk)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 07, 2022 11:39 PM (YJwUM)
---
Our federal capitol city is Satanic.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2022 11:42 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:30 PM (gDSJf)
This is gibberish.
And yes, if it's illegal it does matter. And retard cop lost his job. God willing he'll go to jail.
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 11:42 PM (PhDx5)
All the "defund the police" idiots will just look at that video and go "its fine, just a white kid"
Posted by: Rbastid at October 07, 2022 11:39 PM (DjDcn)
I'm thinking it gives them ammo towards their argument.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2022 11:42 PM (VwHCD)
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He could call it Operation Uranus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 11:42 PM (Qzn2/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGMDM8UJaNM
Posted by: Ciampino - Let's go with a smile at October 07, 2022 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
You know what you are!!!!!
You're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2022 11:43 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:38 PM
Did you ever see the video a few years back of an interviewer getting EXACTLY that answer from students at Berkeley.
He then went to NYC? and asked a bunch of black people if they had ID to vote, if they knew where their polling station was, etc.
Every single person in NYC couldn't believe anyone would ask them such stupid questions.
I wish he had gone back to Berkeley with the responses and asked those hard-core Lefties why they were such bigots!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 11:45 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 11:37 PM (AeH3f)
He had reasonable suspicion to make a detainment, which was clearly stated in that clip. He identified the car as the same one he believed fled from him previously. From there he 100% had legal authority to stop the car and tell the driver to get out of the vehicle.
The part he screwed up on was not waiting for the additional unit and opening fire in a panic when the suspect reversed and fled. And then exaggerating the car door brushing him into being hit by the vehicle in his report. The stop itself did not violate the driver's rights whatsoever.
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:46 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2022 11:41 PM (anj39)
He needs to wait until at least April, or else Zelensky will miss all his award show appearances, and flipping the coin at the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 07, 2022 11:46 PM (DjDcn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2022 11:46 PM (G/v5P)
If a shooter enters a school, cops apparently will let them kill the kids and prevent anyone from interfering. But an unarmed teen in a parking lot, suddenly they are Judge Dredd. Cops have pissed away virtually all their good will.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2022 11:47 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: SMH
It's accelerating. If you haven't seen the popular artists' videos from the past two years, you'd probably be shocked. It's way, far and away, beyond what the metal acts were doing underground in the 70s and 80s. And it's mainstream. It's today's Phil Collins and Mariah Carey.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 07, 2022 11:47 PM (YJwUM)
Yep. I don't get it. I don't require constant entertainment, but I guess that's just me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 07, 2022 11:47 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 11:42 PM (PhDx5)
Cop was a 7 month probationary rookie. Even if it was close to a good shoot? The city would cut him loose while it was easy.
Posted by: rd at October 07, 2022 11:48 PM (Z32m1)
I wish he had gone back to Berkeley with the responses and asked those hard-core Lefties why they were such bigots!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 07, 2022 11:45 PM (HlyYF)
Every leftist desire for "civil rights" today, stems from lefty beliefs that minorities are complete imbeciles and need a white savior to do even basic tasks.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 07, 2022 11:49 PM (DjDcn)
Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at October 07, 2022 11:50 PM (z9V4B)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
___
Bread and circuses.
Gotta keep the peons sedated by the idiot box.
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:51 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Rbastid at October 07, 2022 11:49 PM (DjDcn)
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White wine moms are fixing everything for the benighted minority folks. Just you wait and see.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 11:51 PM (Qzn2/)
https://tinyurl.com/5b4r5hp6
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:11 PM (/TcAL)
what does he know? He doesn't even wear a dress!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2022 11:51 PM (xhaym)
If a shooter enters a school, cops apparently will let them kill the kids and prevent anyone from interfering. But an unarmed teen in a parking lot, suddenly they are Judge Dredd. Cops have pissed away virtually all their good will.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2022 11:47 PM (KFhLj)
This is starting to verge on the same shit we all criticize liberals for. Point to 3 or 4 incidents out of millions of interactions and use that to smear everyone.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 07, 2022 11:52 PM (DjDcn)
And yes, if it's illegal it does matter. And retard cop lost his job. God willing he'll go to jail.
Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2022 11:42 PM (PhDx5)
Yes such gibberish, better to not comply at all costs and end up with a disobeying a lawful order charge or worse end up shot by a panicked cop instead of simply complying and filing suit after the fact.
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:53 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2022 11:51 PM (xhaym)
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This is an excellent point.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2022 11:54 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Ciampino -- Let's go with a smile at October 07, 2022 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
Self defense is a God-given Right even when the thug attacking you has a badge.
Posted by: Methos at October 07, 2022 11:55 PM (kOpft)
A handicapped, homophobic, transgender loses his mind at a furry convention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ZGd76yVPA
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:56 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2022 11:23 PM (mc+ZO)
No she is Kate Brown's heir apparent. She has crazy eyes in portraits, God knows what she is like when she doesn't have to act
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2022 11:57 PM (xhaym)
You got me, one can definitely only point out 3 or 4 examples of police misconduct. Goddamn, ease up, the zingers, they hurt too much.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2022 11:58 PM (KFhLj)
https://tinyurl.com/mwu623mw
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:28 PM (/TcAL)
Human trafficking is slavery.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2022 12:00 AM (xhaym)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ZGd76yVPA
Posted by: SMH
I must say I don't know what the f,,, is going on there but I laughed. That dude (?) is seriously messed up.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2022 12:00 AM (LsEU/)
A handicapped, homophobic, transgender loses his mind at a furry convention.
Posted by: SMH at October 07, 2022 11:56 PM
I know the definition of all of those words.
I still could not envision what I was about to see.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 08, 2022 12:00 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2022 12:00 AM (xhaym)
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And official American policy
*spit*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2022 12:01 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 08, 2022 12:01 AM (z+OQR)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 08, 2022 12:01 AM (a4EWo)
Yeah, I'm sure police are full of good ham 'n eggers, just like the FBI.
Posted by: Methos at October 08, 2022 12:02 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Hey DDS! Good to read you.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2022 12:02 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 08, 2022 12:02 AM (ZMPCu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2022 12:03 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:53 PM (gDSJf)
I do see both sides here. The cop thinks he sees someone who fled from him, then probably thinks the guy is reaching for a gun, not the shifter. The guy in the car also just sees someone open their door and point a gun in thier face, no matter if he says he's the cops, that doesn't prove anything.
The cop should have waited for backup or at least got in his car, turned the lights on and boxed him in (was their a front tire stop in the space? Couldn't tell) So now they know you're a cop. That at least gave him better reason if he needed to shoot (though once the guy takes off he loses all reason to shoot)
I can't blame the guy in the car, he's sitting and eating, and someone walks over and opens his door, i may do the same (also though it's the dance car it could be a dad, brother, or friend who originally fled) Hell here in Jersey we've had many incidents where entire off ramps were blocked by fake cops with police cars and lights, so seeing someone all in dark just opening your door isn't a situation you automatically think "cops"
Posted by: Rbastid at October 08, 2022 12:03 AM (DjDcn)
This is what our current "Society" is driving our LEO's to do.
"Defund the Police." Commie Pinko Fa88ots at our gate...PEDO'S in our schools with the Alphabet freaks over our Preschoolers...?
Give me a break...we should be whipping out steel cable truncheons to cripple these effin freaks.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 12:05 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Tell me you had some good onion to put on it.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2022 12:05 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 07, 2022 11:36 PM (x61Im)
Heh! I wish. Back from the shop. The starter spins nicely on 12 volts. I painted it with a rattle can. Coyotes were yipping out in the quarter east of me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2022 12:06 AM (8MpAd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 08, 2022 12:06 AM (a4EWo)
And official American policy
*spit*
One slight correction. It is official DEMOCRAT policy.
It is illegal under official American policy.
I am eagerly awaiting the day when Democrat policy is NOT de facto American policy.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 08, 2022 12:06 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 12:07 AM (J00IM)
This is starting to verge on thesame shit we all criticize liberals for. Point to 3 or 4 incidents out of millions of interactions and use that to smear everyone.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 07, 2022 11:52 PM (DjDcn)
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We have been doing that for ever. Read a blog and there's some Leftist being quoted saying something shocking and by the next paragraph it's all Leftists.
Posted by: Ciampino --- Let's go with a smile at October 08, 2022 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
Self defense is a God-given Right even when the thug attacking you has a badge.
Posted by: Methos at October 07, 2022 11:55 PM (kOpft)
Self defense from having a car door opened? The video clearly shows the driver shifted gears before the cop reached towards him. You don't have a right to defend yourself if your actions are criminal (eg fleeing a legal detainment) or when no harm is being threatened.
Posted by: Sjg at October 08, 2022 12:07 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:53 PM (gDSJf)
Complete and nothing but bullshit. The only lawful order that a cop can give you is to obey the law. The only time a cop can lawfully order you out of a car is when you are a danger to him, yourself or others and in this instance, that had not been determined by the time that asshole badge wearer pulled open the kids door.
The cop never identified himself and nevr stated any reason why he demanded the kid get out of the car.
That cop should at least face a single attempted murder charge for every round he fired.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 08, 2022 12:07 AM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:53 PM (gDSJf)
For grading purposes I am going to ask you to put this in proper English and align your statement for support of argument and not for feelz
It is important to understand your point and not your emoting.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2022 12:07 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2022 12:08 AM (atmen)
We don't have any real reason to believe that.
The cop claimed that when he called for back up, but the article doesn't indicate whether that actually happened. Since the cop was fired for lying about the incident on video, I think it's foolish to simply take his word regarding the previous alleged incident.
Posted by: Methos at October 08, 2022 12:09 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 08, 2022 12:09 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Rbastid at October 08, 2022 12:03 AM (DjDcn)
Wait, what? Were the fakes caught and charged?
Posted by: pookysgirl wants to know at October 08, 2022 12:10 AM (Qlahc)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2022 12:11 AM (ftFVW)
Veteran officers, those with prior high level training, and those who can succeed at the job will be pushed out and replaced by youngsters who had minimal, and probably piss poor, academy training.
You want to stop this, police should be funded even better, with oversight to show thier hiring thr best and training candidates for longer periods of time with much better teachers.
Instead we'll have more skidish officers who scared at the sound of the wind, and react improperly.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 08, 2022 12:11 AM (DjDcn)
The part he screwed up on was not waiting for the additional unit and opening fire in a panic when the suspect reversed and fled. And then exaggerating the car door brushing him into being hit by the vehicle in his report. The stop itself did not violate the driver's rights whatsoever.
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:46 PM (gDSJf)
How did he identify the car? How was his suspicion reasonable? Did he run the plates? Or was it cause it was red and kinda looked like one that fled from him? Why didn't the officer simply behave professionally and, I don't know, knock on the window before going in like Rambo?
Posted by: Robert at October 08, 2022 12:11 AM (ekt4K)
No wonder they busted him.
Posted by: Ultra pj at October 08, 2022 12:12 AM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2022 12:12 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2022 12:13 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Theodore at October 08, 2022 12:13 AM (pGonq)
word horde
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 12:16 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 08, 2022 12:16 AM (a4EWo)
Wait, what? Were the fakes caught and charged?
Posted by: pookysgirl wants to know at October 08, 2022 12:10 AM (Qlahc)
Not sure. If was 3 or 4 years ago, in the middle of the night at the off ramps to Liberty State Park and one before or after it. Think it happened one or two nights in a row. In one incident i know a person stopped, and didn't feel right, so they then blew through the cars, damaging them, so that might be why they stopped.
That area is almost 100% secluded at night, and leads to some back roads, so I'm sure even if cops got there it'd be tough to find them.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 08, 2022 12:17 AM (DjDcn)
Laws cannot take away your Right to do what you need to do for the sake of self-preservation. You do what you need to do in the moment.
Some random jackass who demands that you get out of the car is taking away your options for leaving the situation, is threatening your wellbeing in the same way that a random thug demanding you disarm is. Once you've given up your options you are in their power which is always inherently dangerous.
I absolutely support my fellow citizens taking whatever measures they need to limit the capacity of cops on power trips to threaten them.
Posted by: Methos at October 08, 2022 12:17 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Sjg at October 07, 2022 11:53 PM (gDSJf)
Why should the kid assumed the guy acting like a lunatic making demands was a real cop and not a carjacker. Following the law matters as much for the cop as it does anyone else. Otherwise you get some kid panicking, thinking he's getting attacked before getting shot up by some dunce with a badge.
Posted by: Robert at October 08, 2022 12:18 AM (ekt4K)
Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 12:18 AM (/TcAL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 08, 2022 12:19 AM (KFhLj)
If you read older fiction it isn't unusual for their to be "over the top" demon possessed psychos doing things considered "normal" now - abortion, tranny crap, grooming kids.
It is amazing how low we've gone and how quickly.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2022 12:21 AM (ESjRY)
Huh. I wonder if it wound up at TAH, because for some strange reason, Stolen Valor and impersonating a cop often go together.
Posted by: pookysgirl, pondering what you're pondering (probably) at October 08, 2022 12:21 AM (Qlahc)
Posted by: Robert at October 08, 2022 12:18 AM (ekt4K)
A year or two back, there were a bunch of murders, people shot to death, in New Brunswick or Nova Scotia by a yahoo who posed as a cop. Even had a fake police cruiser.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2022 12:21 AM (8MpAd)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2022 12:12 AM
If you are worried your cats are still going to be too cold, you can FedEx them over to my house.
They can knit sweaters out of any of the 12 million remaining cat hairs that were shed in my house this summer!
I have already vacuumed up at least 60 kittens worth of hair.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 08, 2022 12:22 AM (HlyYF)
I'm not feeling particularly threatened by lone teenagers eating fast food in a parking lot. Maybe that's just me.
I'd give cops more credit for being of value to society if they had shown this kind of hussle dealing with BLM and antifa a couple summers ago. But they didn't, so maintaining law and order isn't really what they're about, is it?
Posted by: Methos at October 08, 2022 12:22 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 08, 2022 12:23 AM (ZMPCu)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2022 12:23 AM (zm+d5)
Rarely see them, and since this is a quiet town, they don't have much to do.
Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 12:23 AM (/TcAL)
The Seawolf Class Sub (we only built three), is quieter at seat at 20+ kts, than a Los Angeles class sub is while tied to the pier. Both are quieter than any Russian boat, but the Swede/German peroxide boats give 'em a short range run for their money.
I'd ask the Seawolf boat. It'll know. (and the Belgorod boat most assuredly won't!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 08, 2022 12:23 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 12:18 AM (/TcAL)
Saw that. Iowa's got room, and apparently our school parents don't put up with double standards.
Posted by: pookysgirl, still not going to the PTA dressed like *that* at October 08, 2022 12:25 AM (Qlahc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2022 12:13 AM
I missed the part where liver was a component of ambrosia.
My classics of Greek literature must have used some second-rate translations to miss such an important point.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 08, 2022 12:25 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2022 12:23 AM (zm+d5
Which Obama?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at October 08, 2022 12:25 AM (+xjfh)
The stop was very screwed up, but the gun wasnt drawn until the driver slammed the gas in reverse. His left hand is empty as it opens the door, his right hand is also empty when he braces against the car while it reverses. His gun is drawn and raised only after he pushes away from the car. The shooting wasn't justified, but if the driver had actually hit him with the car it would've been, at least initially. Which is probably why he tried to lie about it in his report, and probably contributed greatly to him being fired so quickly.
The marked police explorer was in suspect's rear view mirror the whole time and he probably saw the cop walk up to his door as well. The defiant "why?" isn't something I would expect someone to say to a carjacker either, but it is something idiots regularly say when they think they don't have to comply with lawful orders. So I don't buy that line at all.
Posted by: Sjg at October 08, 2022 12:26 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: pookysgirl
___
G-babies are in MO.
And we're too po' to move.
Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 12:27 AM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2022 12:27 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2022 12:27 AM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Robert at October 08, 2022 12:18 AM (ekt4K)
This is a good point. I wish we had driver cam to see what he was seeing. It was at night. What did he see? Was there light behind the officer that made it even more difficult or impossible to not tell who was opening the door?
If someone opens my car door (first off - keep your damn doors locked if sitting in a parking lot), my first instinct is not to get out of the car. It's to GTF away. I've watched too many John Correia videos to change my mind. I simply can't blame this kid without knowing all that he knew at the time. I don't know what he knew.
A cop opening a door like that is bad for everyone. The SA police chief said everything that officer did was wrong from the get-go.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 08, 2022 12:28 AM (RG7Wy)
If someone is stupid enough to try and break into my home, someone is going to die.
Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 12:28 AM (/TcAL)
Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 12:29 AM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2022 12:27 AM
Sounds like you put in a full day of work to me!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 08, 2022 12:29 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2022 12:30 AM (atmen)
Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 12:32 AM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2022 12:30 AM (atmen)
It's the tallest book in the library!
Posted by: The Dutch at October 08, 2022 12:34 AM (7bRMQ)
You need to read Homer in the original Simpson. D'oh!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 08, 2022 12:35 AM (e6UQI)
how...pathetic we look to the WORLD right now?
How "limp-dicked"...pussy...otherwise flaccid weak puny girly girl of a country we are perceived?
BIDEN did this
BIDEN did this...81 million votes MY ASS!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 12:36 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 12:38 AM (/TcAL)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 08, 2022 12:35 AM (e6UQI)
Homers? 62 (buffs nails)
Posted by: Aaron Judge at October 08, 2022 12:39 AM (8MpAd)
I will need to buy a turkey for Thanksgiving, I think I will go ask one of the farms if I can buy one from the flock they have strutting out around in their yard
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2022 12:40 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 12:41 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 08, 2022 12:42 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2022 12:43 AM (8MpAd)
I will need to buy a turkey for Thanksgiving, I think I will go ask one of the farms if I can buy one from the flock they have strutting out around in their yard
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2022 12:40 AM
If the Germans get a truly hard winter, then they are well and truly f*cked.
Their gas reserves won't last AND their electrical grid will crash.
We all remember what happened the last time German politicians made ridiculous promises and caused runaway inflation!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 08, 2022 12:43 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Zettai at October 08, 2022 12:44 AM (MaN+k)
The current video is him playing with different configuration of smelters.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2022 12:44 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at October 08, 2022 12:45 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 08, 2022 12:46 AM (HlyYF)
The current video is him playing with different configuration of smelters.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2022 12:44 AM (xhaym)
I had a bunch of that. It was in the form of oolites. Came from an exposure up in Northern Alberta, in the backwoods out of Manning. There is a big bank of it near Spirit River, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2022 12:47 AM (8MpAd)
Posted by: Zettai
___
Have fun.
Some of us will die before ending up in some camp.
Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 12:48 AM (/TcAL)
All Hail Emperor Newsom
All Hail The Nephew of Empress Nancy
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 12:48 AM (J00IM)
All Hail Emperor Newsom
All Hail The Nephew of Empress Nancy
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 12:48 AM (J00IM)
I am going to do one last mow, and I will not do the entire 3 acres. Just a few patches where it's gotten shaggy. Most of it has already gone into dormancy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2022 12:50 AM (8MpAd)
How are you?
Posted by: Theodore at October 08, 2022 12:51 AM (pGonq)
"There is no human condition that cannot be made worse by the arrival of a police officer." - Irish Proverb
In my experience this is true...the outcome depends on the individual officer's, experience, training, and attitude.
Posted by: waepnedmann at October 08, 2022 12:52 AM (39AAW)
All Hail The Nephew of Empress Nancy
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 12:48 AM
Solid work, Nightwatch.
I see your social credit score has just gone up by 11 points.
Only 989 more to go to earn your next ration of 20 grams of chocolate!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 08, 2022 12:52 AM (HlyYF)
When I was young and poor, I bought cheap sheets. Never again. There's nothing like sliding into nice sheets.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 08, 2022 12:53 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 08, 2022 12:09 AM (KATBx)
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Also lack of finances to maintain a top notch army.
Posted by: Ciampino - Thee USSR fell because of lack of money at October 08, 2022 12:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 08, 2022 12:56 AM (a4EWo)
Could you do a large F J B dead center in the middle of your plot and just leave the rest for winter plot?
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 12:58 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 01:01 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 12:58 AM (J00IM)
It's too short to make much contrast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2022 01:02 AM (8MpAd)
The roadway span has collapsed, and the railway span is on fire.
Zelensky wants a nuclear war, and he may well get it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2022 01:05 AM (I2/tG)
Pennsylvania v Mimms: "The order to get out of the car, issued after the respondent was lawfully detained, was reasonable, and thus permissible under the Fourth Amendment. The State's proffered justification for such order 'the officer's safety' is both legitimate and weighty, and the intrusion into respondent's personal liberty occasioned by the order, being, at most, a mere inconvenience, cannot prevail when balanced against legitimate concerns for the officer's safety."
For identification, he was in uniform, and the driver was already fleeing after saying "why?" so how do you even expect a reply? The reason only needs to be given in court after the fact as well, you don't get to litigate your case with a cop outside the MickeyD.
Posted by: Sjg at October 08, 2022 01:06 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 08, 2022 01:06 AM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at October 08, 2022 01:07 AM (7SwmH)
A look back through our history will show that we have met and prevailed over issues just as serious as the current mess. We have an unbroken record of success to reflect on.
It's a huge part of our heritage, continuing the struggle of our predecessors to ensure the Republic endures. It's never been easy nor will it ever be. Abandoning that struggle WILL allow this country to perish. That cannot be permitted.
All of you know what must be done.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 08, 2022 01:07 AM (KATBx)
I'd say that the chance that nukes get used in the next week is now 50-50.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2022 01:07 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 01:07 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 08, 2022 01:09 AM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at October 08, 2022 01:07 AM (7SwmH)
Not until next month.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2022 01:09 AM (8MpAd)
But Grandpa...this CIC is just demented enough with his current "advisers" to drag us all over the cliff.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 01:10 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Tell me you had some good onion to put on it.
>Liverwurst, onion, and mustard. It's as sacred as anything Joe Biden has declared sacred.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 08, 2022 01:10 AM (z+OQR)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at October 08, 2022 01:12 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2022 01:13 AM (8MpAd)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at October 08, 2022 01:14 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 01:14 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Theodore at October 08, 2022 01:15 AM (pGonq)
Biden was obviously told in a briefing that this was the worst nuclear crisis since the Cuban Missile Crisis, and his response is to let the Ukrainians hit a major Russian strategic facility, several hundred miles from the front lines.
I guess he's decided that a small nuclear war would improve his poll ratings.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2022 01:16 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Theodore
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Theodore where are you coming from?
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 08, 2022 01:16 AM (RG7Wy)
You need to read Homer in the original Simpson
Got to be honest: I liked Homer with the original Jethro.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 08, 2022 01:19 AM (x61Im)
Posted by: azjaeger at October 08, 2022 01:22 AM (3/XaG)
A dangerous game is afoot and the current CIC is going to get us all killed.
He is a total FUCKWAD and his advisors nothing more than TRAMP PATCHES.
Build you backyard bunkers now!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 01:25 AM (J00IM)
Great Job, Soldier. My wife is a fan of your Friday night memes as well.
She is all about 14 and no on 88.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 08, 2022 01:26 AM (hF5qN)
Their gas reserves won't last AND their electrical grid will crash.
We all remember what happened the last time German politicians made ridiculous promises and caused runaway inflation!
Yeah, but that was when the Imperial German Army was 15-20 years in the past. The Germans basically disarmed themselves during the 90s and the West German Army never saw combat. There isn't a turnkey Wehrmacht just waiting for equipment.
Posted by: azjaeger at October 08, 2022 01:29 AM (3/XaG)
Otherwise, a most excellent ONT, WD. Thank you. (Yeah, can't get to sleep, so reading the ont)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 08, 2022 01:30 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 08, 2022 01:31 AM (hF5qN)
Posted by: Theodore at October 08, 2022 01:35 AM (pGonq)
Posted by: Theodore at October 08, 2022 01:15 AM (pGonq)
I said it was the Bataan death march. 550 miles of it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2022 01:39 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 08, 2022 01:41 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 08, 2022 01:06 AM (mCh4j)
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Thing is he wasn't pulled over and had time to see who was doing the stop. He was parked.
Posted by: Ciampino - The USSR fell because of lack of money at October 08, 2022 01:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 08, 2022 01:42 AM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 08, 2022 01:50 AM (a4EWo)
https://mol.im/a/11293487
Posted by: Ciampino - clutching at straws? at October 08, 2022 01:52 AM (qfLjt)
That's where I struggle the most. Soft sheets that aren't crap and don't disintegrate in the wash are hard to find. I ain't paying Bolen for those sheets Rush pushed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 07, 2022 10:52 PM (mE7cY)
Alabama, if you're still here: we have two sets of their sheets, the percale. They're fantastic. They're even deep enough to fit around our mattress and a plump mattress pad. Wash like a dream. Soft.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 08, 2022 01:53 AM (Rbu5d)
https://mol.im/a/11290959
Posted by: Ciampino -- clutching at straws? at October 08, 2022 01:54 AM (qfLjt)
Otherwise, I'm far more content with .mil-surp wool blankets than any form of overly slippy cotton or silk abominations.
I want some damn traction under me while I sleep. Uncontrolled slide onto the f'n floor ain't my idea of a Good Night's Sleep.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 08, 2022 02:00 AM (e6UQI)
https://mol.im/a/11293749
Posted by: Ciampino --- clutching at straws? at October 08, 2022 02:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Theodore at October 08, 2022 02:03 AM (pGonq)
https://mol.im/a/11290959
Posted by: Ciampino -- clutching at straws? at October 08, 2022 01:54 AM (qfLjt)
Perverts. Always after the children.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 08, 2022 02:06 AM (7bRMQ)
Otherwise, I'm far more content with .mil-surp wool blankets than any form of overly slippy cotton or silk abominations.
I want some damn traction under me while I sleep. Uncontrolled slide onto the f'n floor ain't my idea of a Good Night's Sleep.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 08, 2022 02:00 AM (e6UQI)
I like flannel sheets in winter. Nice and warm.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2022 02:10 AM (VwHCD)
https://mol.im/a/11291889
Posted by: Ciampino - send the bill to the home country at October 08, 2022 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
I want some damn traction under me while I sleep. Uncontrolled slide onto the f'n floor ain't my idea of a Good Night's Sleep.
Jim
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Wait until you try my soy-based plastic sheets. I'm gonna take the market by storm!
Posted by: David Hogg at October 08, 2022 02:12 AM (m/T6g)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2022 02:10 AM (VwHCD)
Yeah, but I'm still not gonna snuggle with you, so fuhgeddaboudit!
And...THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 08, 2022 02:13 AM (e6UQI)
Serena Williams has dinner party at the beach with a COCKROACH dish.
https://mol.im/a/11290397
Posted by: Ciampino - flying ants are supposedly nice fried at October 08, 2022 02:14 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Jim at October 08, 2022 02:17 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Ciampino -- flying ants are supposedly nice fried at October 08, 2022 02:18 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2022 10:08 PM (anj39)
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Late to the party, but this was my first thought. Nobody's that stupid (guessing it's staged), amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 08, 2022 02:21 AM (fppa6)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 08, 2022 02:22 AM (7bRMQ)
Serena Williams has dinner party at the beach with a COCKROACH dish.
https://mol.im/a/11290397
Posted by: Ciampino - flying ants are supposedly nice fried at October 08, 2022 02:14 AM (qfLjt)
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Mentioned last week that I'd purchased tickets to a Sedona Wine Fest via some site called EventBrite. Started getting spam emails of other events, and one was an online cooking class "Cooking with Crickets by Chef Jonathan Yoo."
Jeebus, they're bound & determined to make us eat the bugs ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 08, 2022 02:23 AM (fppa6)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2022 02:25 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 08, 2022 02:21 AM (fppa6)
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Apparently it's a BB gun.
Posted by: Ciampino -- flying ants (termites) are supposedly nice fried at October 08, 2022 02:26 AM (qfLjt)
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Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2022 02:32 AM (xhxe8)
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Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 02:34 AM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2022 02:10 AM (VwHCD)
Whatever you do, don't sleep in flannel jammies on flannel sheets. The velcro effect is damning, particularly once the dog wedges up against you. You might never get out of the sack, and heaven forbid you have to pee.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 08, 2022 02:48 AM (LOVUx)
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Posted by: SMH at October 08, 2022 02:34 AM (/TcAL)
Here I thought that comment was about the biggest waste of taxpayer money in the modern world. Silly me.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 08, 2022 02:49 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 08, 2022 02:48 AM (LOVUx)
No jammies, no dogs. Flannel sheets, underwear, and I achieve kolinahr. lol
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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)