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EMT 9/17/22
EMT anyone? It's like Tab, but without the flavor.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 06:02 AM (mZwKe)
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 17, 2022 06:02 AM (lyY0q)
2 migrant buses arrive outside Vice President Kamala Harris' Naval Observatory residence in DC
https://tinyurl.com/yvp6dcn5
Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 06:02 AM (mZwKe)
They shipped them off to a military base.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8ba286
Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 06:03 AM (mZwKe)
Stacey Abrams: I Have Never Denied That I Lost the 2018 GA Gubernatorial Race
She traveled all over the country claiming the election was stolen because the governor refused to add two weeks to the voting (so her minions could find some more trunk votes).
https://tinyurl.com/bdvcwvsd
Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 06:03 AM (mZwKe)
And they will lose every cent of that money. The public does not want any of that EV crap.
https://tinyurl.com/njy995wv
Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 06:04 AM (mZwKe)
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 17, 2022 06:04 AM (lyY0q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2022 06:04 AM (dNqv+)
CNN’s Amanpour demands King Charles III address reparations, justice in the ‘wake of Black Lives Matter
I do not believe Great Briton has a problem with BLM which we have in only Democrat controlled urban areas.
https://tinyurl.com/ycxnn5ra
Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 06:05 AM (mZwKe)
https://tinyurl.com/mwsf98kw
Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 06:05 AM (mZwKe)
That navel got cookie crumbs in it.
Don't you ever wash?
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:05 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 06:06 AM (mZwKe)
Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 06:07 AM (mZwKe)
Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 06:07 AM (mZwKe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2022 06:04 AM (dNqv+)
Thinking they won't fly on the EMT?
Posted by: m at September 17, 2022 06:07 AM (0ixKl)
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:07 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:08 AM (1n+EO)
Went to our local one. One checker and not much variety in the store stock.
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:09 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:09 AM (vd8XM)
"Stolen election? What stolen election?"
https://tinyurl.com/3r6277h2
Posted by: bed head at September 17, 2022 06:09 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:10 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's
We are already filled with hunchbacked bell ringers
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:11 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:11 AM (1n+EO)
Bed, Bath, and Bankrupt
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2022 06:12 AM (y3pKJ)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2022 06:12 AM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 17, 2022 06:04 AM (lyY0q)
Two minutes to go.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2022 06:13 AM (0ixKl)
Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at September 17, 2022 06:14 AM (ju2Fy)
Morning, all. Krak, the EMT is like Tab but WITH flavor!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 06:15 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:15 AM (vd8XM)
One of our favorite restaurants in the area is closing aget 41 years.
Czech food and always good.
Oh well, I guess all restaurants must carry only mexican food now.
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:17 AM (vd8XM)
37 I'm getting married in less than 12 hours and I can't sleep.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2022 05:22 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2022 06:17 AM (0ixKl)
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:18 AM (vd8XM)
The Siberian kitten, Dagny, is over at Miss Linda's. We plan to introduce them tomorrow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 06:18 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at September 17, 2022 06:19 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Oh man, I wish I would have met you a week ago!
...Stirling BKoW....
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:19 AM (vd8XM)
That navel got cookie crumbs in it.
Don't you ever wash?
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022
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Aw, geez, I was about to have breakfast
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 06:19 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: olddog in mo,
Wow.
Tilt and trim, don't fail me now
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2022 06:21 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2022 06:21 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2022 06:24 AM (J+nFa)
Gad, what an awful, simpering song that was.
I think I would reach for an icepick, and stab myself in the skull.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:25 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2022 06:25 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Tis' a mystery it is!!
Good morning everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 06:26 AM (LsEU/)
I think I would reach for an icepick, and stab myself in the skull.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:25 AM (1n+EO)
This might be the mandela effect or dementia, but I am remembering like a 50's bopping song, but all I am finding is the VERY 70s Anka tune.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2022 06:26 AM (dNqv+)
Went to our local one. One checker and not much variety in the store stock.
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022
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I have a good one in the suburbs and shop there all the time. They have pharmacy-type supplies like cold medicine and shaving gear, a few aftershaves, etc. I think part of their problem is perception that the stuff is discount material, fostered by their ubiquitous coupons for 20% off.
That and their insistence for too long on customers having to wear face diapers in 2020 and '21.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 06:26 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2022 06:27 AM (sKIIv)
This one is in the burbs too. Maybe they don't like to carry the "Beyond"
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:28 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:28 AM (1n+EO)
I swear she is going around the place now with Q-tips to search out the last of the dust.
"Out! Damn spot!"
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 06:29 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2022
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She's got enough troubles. She's being questioned about her $$$ "business" trips on taxpayer money. And a recall petition has been started, too -- which I think should have started the moment she began insisting on muzzles and vax passports to enter businesses or do practically anything in the city. I hate Mardi Gras, but I know it's an economic engine for this place, and to restrict or cancel it over the flu is insane.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 06:30 AM (c6xtn)
Well hell....if we can't trust the FBI..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:30 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2022 06:31 AM (BRHaw)
I swear she is going around the place now with Q-tips to search out the last of the dust. "
Don't forget the fresh baked cookies on the counter for the showing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:31 AM (1n+EO)
Well hell....if we can't trust the FBI..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
All crimes can be white supremacy crimes. Depends on how we're feeling that day.
...FBi...
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:32 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 06:30 AM (c6xtn)
Its not safe for black gals to fly in coach. They mights have the same haira or nail done did and needs to fight over the best!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2022 06:32 AM (BRHaw)
Well hell....if we can't trust the FBI..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:30 AM (1n+EO)
I know, it is like everything we believed in and rested our identity on is made of sand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2022 06:32 AM (dNqv+)
My boss has his latest one on his calendar. I predict he's gonna be out that day or the next. He already admitted that the first one laid him out for most of the day.
Now that I'm not being threatened with job loss, it's cool being a "pureblood."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 06:32 AM (c6xtn)
Got the shot
Took the cruise
Got the Covid
Gave it to two other friends.
Science!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:34 AM (1n+EO)
Don't forget the fresh baked cookies on the counter for the showing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:31 AM
A couple drops of vanilla on a cookie sheet in the oven heated for a few minutes.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2022 06:34 AM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 06:34 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 06:35 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2022 06:35 AM (BRHaw)
So what happens when we pay reparations? No more affirmative action, no more set-asides, no more DIE, no more "awareness" sessions?
Right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 06:35 AM (1Nxff)
I thought it was reheat leftover fish in the microwave?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:36 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I thought you weren't supposed to get much sleep the night immediately following the wedding.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 06:36 AM (qibYB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
A couple drops of vanilla on a cookie sheet in the oven heated for a few minutes.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
I suggested the cookies to She Whom Must Be Obeyed yesterday. She said she was going to do the vanilla in the oven thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 06:36 AM (LsEU/)
WHAT!!!
Hold my 40 oz..
Posted by: Baltimore at September 17, 2022 06:37 AM (1n+EO)
Now that I'm not being threatened with job loss, it's cool being a "pureblood."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I was watching a couple show on cruise ships. Some of the itineraries and ships looked interesting so I looked at the websites.
They have conflicting info on vax's also. Depends where it's going and when. The ones i would be interested in don't have openings until late 2023. Who knows what will happen by then.
Sorry. It's bad enough I have to get groped by the TSA to get to the ship. I think I'll just drive. Using an ICE car
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:37 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 17, 2022 06:38 AM (/WW05)
It just means that you are now psychologically broken, have conceded "guilt" and have established a precedent for further extortion payments.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 06:38 AM (qibYB)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I thought you weren't supposed to get much sleep the night immediately following the wedding."
I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:38 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Congratulations you two!
I trust one of the 'Ettes gave you "The Talk".
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 06:38 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 06:38 AM (T4tVD)
Took the cruise
Got the Covid
Gave it to two other friends.
Science!!
Posted by: Village
HA!!!
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:39 AM (vd8XM)
That worse than Donny 2 scoop! Having to share a bagel is cease for hanging in many communities!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2022 06:39 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
___________
I'm getting married in the morning.
Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime.
Pull out the stopper, let's 'ave a whopper.
But get me to the church on time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 06:39 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Tonypete
You can't dunk baked vanilla into a cuppa though.
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:39 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 06:41 AM (LsEU/)
damn
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 17, 2022 06:41 AM (lyY0q)
The people of MV don't know the meaning of the word "Sanctuary"; clearly don't understand the virtue that was supposed to be practiced and have instead shown the world that they are guilty of "stolen valor".
They want the glory and honor of those who have actually earned and lived it.
Hypocrisy is a tool not a vice for these people.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 06:42 AM (qibYB)
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022
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I'm hoping to take a little road trip up to N. Alabama in early Nov. to check out the Huntsville area as a place to live. A day to drive to Birmingham, a couple of hours more the next day to Huntsville, and check it out and the surrounding area.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 06:44 AM (c6xtn)
Walmart yesterday
Beer went from $18.48 to $21.99
Coffee from $12.48 to $14.48
Aldi's Half and Half from $1.69 to $2.49.
White bread from $.68 to $.99.
But regular gas was down to $3.06 per gallon!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:44 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: rhennigantx
1: Permanent Democrat rule
2: Defund the Police
3: ???
4: Utopia!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2022 06:45 AM (ppL7t)
https://tinyurl.com/ycyrczmw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2022 06:45 AM (lRJtF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
All right. Road Trip!
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
MV full time population is less that 20 thousand people, but swells to 200 thousand in the summer.
MV is currently at probably around 30-40% of max capacity.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:46 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2022 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
When I was at the Supermarket yesterday, they had NO eggs ! NONE !
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 06:38 AM
It almost makes financial sense to buy a chicken coop. Except a revulsion to brown eggs because racist of course.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2022 06:48 AM (y3pKJ)
The A/C guy my apt. complex has now contracted seems very knowledgeable. And he's a former cop who open carries -- a Taurus automatic in a belt holster. We were talking guns yesterday, and he told me that I can find good bargains at the better pawnshops in town. Also which ranges are good. And the complex I've got my eye on to move to? He says it's still a nice place. He's done work at a lot of the complexes around here, and he knows.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 06:49 AM (c6xtn)
So many shoppers don't go to malls anymore.
Posted by: Colin at September 17, 2022 06:49 AM (XecMo)
You don't get wealthy pissing away money either. I seriously doubt Bezos himself established the bagel policy or vetoed the office supply purchase.
I was paid very good money to take Dell's forecasting engine from something that needed to be run daily and was taking twenty-five hours to perform, down to a mere twenty minutes - the solution began straining the Oracle database. The bottleneck was the NAS device (enterprise grade hard-drive). Higher ups bitched about having to purchase another.
I had to remind the whiners that NAS devices are the very thing Dell makes and sells and anyone there could just call down to manufacturing and have them whip one for them.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 06:50 AM (qibYB)
We foster failed two orange tabbies this summer. They got snipped about 2 weeks ago and no change in behavior. Pretty sure we got the runt and his hulking skittish bodyguard brother. The runt is sweet and great coloring. And vocal. Very definite opinions on food. His brother is almost twice his size and eats whatever he can and is a firm believer that hiding or fighting solves all problems. He has bopped our 75 pound boxer-pittie mix on the nose and will chase her tail. The same dog that usually sees anything small and fluffy as single use chew toys.The bodyguard kitten has more muted colors always has this kinda resigned look on his face.
Posted by: Penfold at September 17, 2022 06:52 AM (BpvF3)
>>So the article at Insty suggests that actual white supremacy crimes aren't as common as the FBI is reporting?
To the extent "White Supremacy" exists in reality, it has no cultural, institutional or political support or power whatsoever.
Or alternatively...
Everything is an Op.
Everything is bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2022 06:53 AM (up/3i)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 06:38 AM
It almost makes financial sense to buy a chicken coop. Except a revulsion to brown eggs because racist of course.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
I mentioned that my 'hood has a mozillion feral cats. Before I could have a chicken coop, I'd have to serve a bunch of Chinese food.
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 06:53 AM (T4tVD)
That's a lot of privilege in one area
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 17, 2022 06:54 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2022 06:54 AM (vH/6k)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 06:55 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2022 06:58 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2022 06:59 AM (u82oZ)
MV full time population is less that 20 thousand people, but swells to 200 thousand in the summer.
I can understand their complaint that an island composed of mostly multi-millionaires and billionaires can't find the money to support an illegal alien, yet a single mother waitress at Waffle House can and is expected to do so without limit.
Look at the whining and bitching about the SALT deduction decrease and compare their charity donations to that of Normals and you can understand the pathology behind their claims. They are greedy, uncaring, arrogant and consider themselves more equal than everyone else.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 06:59 AM (qibYB)
Posted by: Squid at September 17, 2022 07:00 AM (DTlUS)
Have you considered introducing coyotes into your local fauna population?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 07:02 AM (qibYB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:03 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2022 07:04 AM (jvt6t)
So many shoppers don't go to malls anymore.
Posted by: Colin at September 17, 2022
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We have 1 that is thriving and 2 others that are limping along. I don't go to them much because there is nothing there in the main for male customers (not even girl-watching), no bookstores or clothing primarily for men, few gadget stores, etc. And the mall nearest me, the first one I ever visited when I was 13, is now swarmed with the dregs of society. It amazes me that they buy anything outside the food court fast-food shops.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 07:07 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:07 AM (1n+EO)
It unlocked individual creativity, led to a highly productive, high-trust society, and overturned (to a small extent) the hierarchical nature embedded deep in our ur-DNA.
We have a buggy on the Moon, with the keys in it. Ad astra per aspera could have been our heritage. Alas.
Now we are reverting to the mean, under pressure from barbarians that are well-groomed cavemen. Heinlein called it "Bad Luck", which is the choice of our soi-disant elites.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2022 07:08 AM (u82oZ)
>>They are greedy, uncaring, arrogant and consider themselves more equal than everyone else.
Don't forget sanctimonious, these preening a**holes are nothing if not holier than thou.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2022 07:08 AM (up/3i)
In the greater Baltimore area, fights are very common in the food courts.
And armed carjackings are common in the parking areas/garages.
Yeh, most of the malls are dying.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:09 AM (1n+EO)
Just take a chapter from Edward Bernays, the guy who took hog waste and made it highly desirable (bacon) and who got women to desire to smell like ash trays (take up smoking).
Just slap a "cage free", "cruelty free", "free-range", "fair trade" or other ESG friendly label on the carton and mark the price up at least double.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 07:09 AM (qibYB)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
I trust you and yours are well. And the Mustang is getting closer to operation.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2022 07:10 AM (u82oZ)
Did you see the TV reporting that had the pasty white Karen saying how much she loved the immigrants, and hoped that they would have a safe trip.
All while they were being loaded onto busses to be removed from the island.
What's that old saying at bar closing time?
Don't know where you're going...
But you can't stay here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:11 AM (1n+EO)
Did y'all know that Chilton no longer prints repair manuals for cars?
Man, I'm getting old.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:07 AM
Wow - haven't thought about them in decades. My family purchased a factory building from them when they needed more room to expand. Last time I checked that factory building now sells ceramic tile from Mexico.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2022 07:13 AM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2022
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Because being up early makes you feel like the world is yours?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 07:14 AM (c6xtn)
Waiting till payday to get the new battery.
Engine turns over by hand, even before I put some Marvel Mystery Oil into each cylinder.
Gas tank is empty, and I need to flush a little bit to see about rust, but it looks good so far.
Maybe two weeks before she comes to life.
Then the real fun begins.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:14 AM (1n+EO)
Sanctimonious is such an apropos word for our bonobos at the top, and their useful idiots like vegan, Cross-fitting, bike riders who will not shut up. Note the Oxford comma.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2022 07:14 AM (u82oZ)
I would maintain that title exclusively for the Bible.
You still need to consider the Magna Carta and Hammurabi Code as contenders for second place considering how revolutionary those documents were in their context and setting.
Even still, the Articles of the Confederation, to me, is a superior document to the US Constitution, and the Constitution of the Confederate States of America even better than those two.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 07:16 AM (qibYB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2022
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Why did they need keys? Who was gonna steal it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 07:16 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 07:16 AM (lz5hY)
Last time I went to a mall I swore it was the last. Sketchy looking people, no visible security, and a needle drop box in the bathroom. Sorry, I don't want to ever be in a room where people are shooting up anything.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2022 07:17 AM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2022 07:18 AM (dNqv+)
The Nazis from the moon base on the dark side.
Should have put a club on the steering wheel.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:19 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2022 07:19 AM (u82oZ)
I had to order a used one for the Mustang from ABEBooks.
Same with the Haynes manual that I ordered.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:20 AM (1n+EO)
>>Did y'all know that Chilton no longer prints repair manuals for cars?
I would love to see them make one for a Tesla, it would consist of 1 page and it would say, If you experience any issues with this vehicle, take it to your nearest Tesla dealership to get ripped off for repairs.
Another thing people don't realize about electric vars is that there are high voltage lines that feed the motors and servos that have enough juice to kill you.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2022 07:21 AM (up/3i)
Chilton's! Dad bought one for every single vehicle we owned growing up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2022 07:18 AM
"...installation is the reverse of removal..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2022 07:21 AM (ENBF0)
-----------
Also the Battle of Antietam in 1862, the bloodiest day in U.S. history.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2022 07:21 AM (9nXhD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2022 07:21 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: vic /s at September 17, 2022 07:21 AM (mZwKe)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 07:22 AM (lz5hY)
I have to disagree with you. Food trucks often are a foody's mobile delight. I haven't found a food truck yet that serves food that is the same or lesser quality found in fast or "mall" food. Instead their recipes often rival that of established $$ restaurants.
There was a food truck I visited while in Cape Town, South Africa that served TexMex that was better than most TexMex in Texas.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 07:22 AM (qibYB)
We recently had to go to Baybrook Mall in Clear Lake to get some jewelry repaired. I was surprised to see large crowds and pretty upscale stores.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 07:22 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 07:23 AM (T4tVD)
You have a very good point, We can argue that for a while. The Articles of Confederation had structural weaknesses known by the people running things at the time. Would it work better today? Maybe.
And you are right. The Bible shaped our world, and is the foundation of the Enlightened Civilization.
Thank you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2022 07:23 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 17, 2022 07:24 AM (nxdel)
That is not what I have been told. Every news authority says that 1/6 holds that title.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 07:24 AM (qibYB)
Had the puppies out from 5:05 to 6:00, where they did nothing except want to be with Daddy. Now that they're back inside their pen, they're snarling and scrapping.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 07:25 AM (1Nxff)
My MiL uses them, but I'm not a member.
But thank you for the suggestion.
Not having bought a vehicle battery in over nine years, I'm shocked by how much the prices have increased since then.
I thought egg prices were rising fast....holy crap.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:25 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2022 07:25 AM (9nXhD)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 07:25 AM (T4tVD)
Most malls skew heavily towards women and teens and I'm not in that demo.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2022 07:26 AM (up/3i)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:26 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 07:26 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2022 07:26 AM (/RDPd)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2022 07:17 AM (y3pKJ)
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No love for diabetics?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2022 07:26 AM (EZebt)
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I had to get a new car battery last year (from AAA). I think it was $112. OTOH, it'll last 7-8 years.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2022 07:27 AM (9nXhD)
Ephesians 5:11-13
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2022 07:27 AM (zGwFc)
Most malls skew heavily towards women and teens and I'm not in that demo.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2022 07:26 AM (up/3i)
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*snort*
Thought experiment: stores at a guy mall.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 07:27 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 17, 2022 07:28 AM (Wrs74)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2022 07:28 AM (9nXhD)
That is what happens when a country decides it no longer wants to mine or manufacture the basic ingredients for a lead acid battery.
The US's last lead smelting plant closed in December of 2013.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 07:28 AM (qibYB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2022 07:29 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 07:30 AM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:31 AM (1n+EO)
I think BB&B is sinking because of Amazon. Their stuff was always overpriced. The one by me is still open but it's never busy.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 17, 2022 07:32 AM (nxdel)
Be the torch of America to the great unlearned masses.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)
You want us to set them on fire ?
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 07:32 AM (T4tVD)
Our Waffle House takes reservations for Valentine's Day.
We bee high class
And shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:32 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2022 07:32 AM (J+nFa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:33 AM (1n+EO)
Our old mall is already dead, but there is no BB&B there. The BB&B is in a strip mall near the hood, between the now closed Target and Dick's Sporting Goods. Once BB&B is gone, that strip will be completely vacant.
There is a new "mall" on the North side of town, far from the 'hood. It's one of those outdoor malls, and I have been there maybe twice. Soccer mom heaven, with a parking lot full of Expeditions and Volvos.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 07:33 AM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2022 07:34 AM (9nXhD)
Do you find the crime is less or worse then upstate NY?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2022 07:34 AM (zGwFc)
As part of a High School Vocational Technical school curriculum?
I think they exist in some small numbers.
But not to the extent that we as a nation could really use.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:35 AM (1n+EO)
I had to remind the whiners that NAS devices are the very thing Dell makes and sells and anyone there could just call down to manufacturing and have them whip one for them.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 06:50 AM (qibYB)
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I've been working with a client migrating their data warehouse to the cloud. They expect it to run fast and cost little. We've tried to tell them that they can't have both. They either need to pay for the resources to make it run fast, or accept that it will run slow for the amount they're willing to pay.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2022 07:35 AM (uPgE/)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 17, 2022 07:35 AM (nxdel)
I worked on cars too. As for girlfriends, I worked on them too, but they never let me loosen a nut.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 07:35 AM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Penfold at September 17, 2022 06:52 AM (BpvF3)
Sounds like you have a houseful!
Posted by: m at September 17, 2022 07:35 AM (0ixKl)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Why didja stop working on yer girlfriend ?
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 07:35 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2022 07:36 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 07:36 AM (lz5hY)
Karen, CoViD and Wayfair/Amazon.
BBBY relied heavily on foot traffic from Karen who was terrified to get out of the house and discovered One-Click on her smart phone.
Supply Chain disruptions and debt finished BBBY off.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 07:38 AM (qibYB)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 07:35 AM (T4tVD)
Prolly got married!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2022 07:39 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 07:35 AM (T4tVD)
Prolly got married!
Posted by: rhennigantx
(better not tell Miley.....)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 07:40 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:41 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 07:42 AM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2022 07:42 AM (9nXhD)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2022 07:36 AM (sVtYq)
Heh.
Forecast of 94 for a high here.
Posted by: Backwoods Guy at September 17, 2022 07:42 AM (aX0CW)
Engine turns over by hand, even before I put some Marvel Mystery Oil into each cylinder.
Gas tank is empty, and I need to flush a little bit to see about rust, but it looks good so far.
Maybe two weeks before she comes to life.
Then the real fun begins.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:14 AM (1n+EO)
Don't forget to get your "Hey, good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!" microphone.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2022 07:42 AM (0ixKl)
Yes. I have seen monthly AWS bills. They are horrifying. Like buying a luxury car twelve times a year.
Then you discover the miracle of cold vs warm vs hot storage. Then you find Hudi or something like that to stream these data lakes. Then you discover that lambdas look cool at prototype but scale poorly.
The costs can be brought down. The client needs to understand that there is a world of difference between five-nine reliability spread across multiple availability zones and that unsecured and poorly maintained rack server stored in the basement of company headquarters.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 07:44 AM (qibYB)
Did you see the TV reporting that had the pasty white Karen saying how much she loved the immigrants, and hoped that they would have a safe trip.
All while they were being loaded onto busses to be removed from the island.
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Another moron mentioned it and it's a great idea:
Send ten (10) illegals next time and watch them explain that they don't have the room or infrastructure to allow them to stay before having them physically removed by men with automatic weapons.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 07:44 AM (Zjer5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2022 07:44 AM (Irn0L)
Heh!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:45 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 07:45 AM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:46 AM (1n+EO)
They're still illegals, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 07:48 AM (Zjer5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:49 AM (1n+EO)
Trumpists tell themselves that America is being threatened by a radical left putsch that is out to take over the government and undermine the culture. The core challenge now is to show by word and deed that this is a gross exaggeration.
1. Trumpists. Is he trying to make it sound like racist or marxist? About 75% of PDT voters do not worship PDT and about 35% even like him. They like his results.
2. That what leftist are about. Move to a centralized, all controlling, all consuming system that ENDS the individual.
3. Gross Exaggeration. Not a lie. Not a myth. But Exaggerations. So yes the Progressives are trying to undermine culture but it is not as bad as it seems.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2022 07:49 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 17, 2022 07:49 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 07:50 AM (sn5EN)
For mayors like me that are dealing with a crisis – not of our making. And we’re not a border town – we don’t have an infrastructure to handle this level of immigration to our city. But we will create a new normal here in our infrastructure and have a humane welcome for people and an efficient service provision. But we don’t have the ability – we’re not Texas.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2022 07:52 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2022 07:52 AM (/RDPd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:52 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: rhennigantx
They are just trying to end racism and bigotry. All good things! How can you even argue against it!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 17, 2022 07:53 AM (Wrs74)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 07:45 AM (lz5hY)
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My high school had a 'vocational' wing on it in the early 90s. I'm not sure what they offered as I was not one of "those people."
All of that was consolidated at the ISD level and they now have a pretty nice facility that received considerable funding from private employers needing trained employees. They have a full-service auto shop and each semester they buy a junker and do a full rebuild of it and then sell it with the proceeds going towards the next class' project. My middle kid did the law enforcement program and was very good at it, but what with the anti-cop sentiment, opted to do something else.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 07:53 AM (llXky)
For mayors like me that are dealing with a crisis – not of our making. And we’re not a border town – we don’t have an infrastructure to handle this level of immigration to our city. But we will create a new normal here in our infrastructure and have a humane welcome for people and an efficient service provision. But we don’t have the ability – we’re not Texas.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2022 07:52 AM
You fvcked up, you declared yourself a "sanctuary" city and put the word out that everyone was welcome. You never expected anyone to have the balls to call you out on it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2022 07:54 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 07:54 AM (T4tVD)
The core challenge now is to show by word and deed that this is a gross exaggeration.
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Now get on that train.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 07:54 AM (1Nxff)
* Trump:"This is bullsh*t, I want a special master to get my personal files back."
* Judge:"Hey DOJ, are you guys crazy. I rule for Trump."
*DOJ:"FU Judge, we can take whatever we want. We're appealing."
* Appeals Judge:" Um yeah, the other Judge was right. You guys are crazy. I rule for Trump again. It's over."
* DOJ:"Oh yeah Judge. It's not over until we say its over! We're appealing f*cking again."
Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2022 07:54 AM (qKfc+)
Everybody look busy!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:46 AM (1n+EO)
It's my yob to look busy in my phony baloney job
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2022 07:55 AM (Irn0L)
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What a fundamental misunderstanding. It's not "being" threatened. It's already been consumed and taken over via a long march through academia, government at all levels, and purposeful decaying of morals and social fabric (hyphenated Americans), and the folks that did it have decided it's safe to break cover and continue the next stage of their plan.
People who want an economically strong America with good jobs for every kid and a place where expectations and laws are enforced equally across the board regardless of skin color or political leanings are dangerous radicals.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 07:55 AM (Zjer5)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2022 07:49 AM (BRHaw)
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"That won't possibly happen but when it does, you will deserve it."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 07:55 AM (llXky)
https://tinyurl.com/48d626d5
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 07:56 AM (1n+EO)
It's my yob to look busy in my phony baloney job
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2022 07:55 AM (Irn0L)
_________
*furtively flosses*
G'morning, NGU!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 07:56 AM (1Nxff)
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My favorite time too, Jewells! I haven't been around much lately, so I hope you're feeling well! I added you to my prayers and hope your scan stuff came back alright!
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2022 07:56 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2022 07:56 AM (J+nFa)
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This is incredible, and it's not the first time I've seen it from one of these mayors.
The left really believes illegals in Texas is fine because they are at the border and so they must have the infrastructure. Because reasons. Because that's how the left thinks, same as "just ban cars, it will be fine."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 07:57 AM (Zjer5)
Then you discover the miracle of cold vs warm vs hot storage. Then you find Hudi or something like that to stream these data lakes. Then you discover that lambdas look cool at prototype but scale poorly.
The costs can be brought down. The client needs to understand that there is a world of difference between five-nine reliability spread across multiple availability zones and that unsecured and poorly maintained rack server stored in the basement of company headquarters.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2022 07:44 AM (qibYB)
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Sad thing is, they're not complaining about the "luxury car" tier. It's closer to $1500/month right now. Other developers laugh when they hear that's the amount they have issue with. They want it for about $600/ month.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2022 07:58 AM (uPgE/)
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One of the best pieces of advice I was ever given:
Never be more than two steps away from a broom.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 07:58 AM (Zjer5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2022 07:58 AM (Irn0L)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 17, 2022 07:58 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2022 07:54 AM (bVYXr)
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The two core problems in our society are a collapse of faith in God (that is, a notion that mortal life isn't all there is) and the unprecedented prosperity that has degraded standards of competence across the board.
Combined, they create the idea that actions can be separated from consequences. It doesn't matter what results, if your motives were pure, you should be absolved from guilt.
Similarly, it doesn't matter if what you do produces positive results, if your motives are judged to be flawed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 07:59 AM (llXky)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5stdn6
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Heh. No matter how much the elitist whiteys in the Richey Rich enclaves pretend to admire and love them some illegals, we all know they're lying. I've been mildly amused the last few days as their pants have been yanked down exposing their butts for all the world to see. All the propaganda and rosy pictures they're transmitting out are a ludicrous lie.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2022 07:59 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2022 08:00 AM (sVtYq)
The mayors you speak of hate the border states, our Governors, and us.
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2022 08:00 AM (/RDPd)
DeSantis Airlines may indeed become a thing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:01 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 08:02 AM (lz5hY)
The Damned, on the other hand, are irredeemable. Their crimes can never be forgiven. Sure, the left will demand apologies but never accepts them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:02 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:02 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:04 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2022 08:04 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 08:04 AM (sn5EN)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 17, 2022 08:04 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Not everyone was mobbed up, but everybody knew a guy, who knew a guy, who knew a guy. Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 08:05 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 08:05 AM (lz5hY)
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This is a fantastic observation and I'll try to give you credit when I shamelessly use it
(just kidding. fantastic observation, though)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 08:05 AM (Zjer5)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 08:08 AM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2022 08:09 AM (sVtYq)
"The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you; the Lord lift up his countenance upon you, and give you peace."
--Numbers 6:24-26
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 08:09 AM (LsEU/)
Dying = SAYING
F'n auto-cucumber, it mocks me!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:02 AM (1n+EO)
It mocks you so Morons can mock you.
; )
Posted by: m at September 17, 2022 08:09 AM (0ixKl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:10 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2022 08:10 AM (FggqE)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 07:30 AM (lz5hY)
I'll never eat at a Food Truck. I've watched the Next Food Truck Race. Once you do, you'll be grossed out and/or disappointed forever...
Posted by: Nova local at September 17, 2022 08:11 AM (exHjb)
Few lost weight, most gained, on that gazillion mile march through the triangle of death.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 08:05 AM
One of the first things I noticed, too. Men and women alike, way overweight.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2022 08:12 AM (y3pKJ)
Anyhow... it occurs to me that these stunts with the illegals being bussed to blue shit holes and MV have really embarrassed the junta and their most ardent supporters. It's hard to hide the hypocrisy. I have a feeling they're now getting angry about it. They'll do something to get back at DeSantis and Abbott... probably sic the FBI on 'em like they did to Trump.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2022 08:12 AM (BFigT)
Largest gyros I have ever seen. And as packed with good quality meat as I have ever had.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:13 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:10 AM (1n+EO)
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An interesting factor in the fall election will be the police organization endorsements. In 2020, anti-cop sentiment neutralized this, but now crime is surging and even affluent communities are finding themselves undermanned.
It's going to be hard to push the J6 "Trumpists are insurrectionists!!!" line when the candidate does events flanked with law enforcement.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:14 AM (llXky)
I think I can pick out who was paying attention during that class.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:15 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2022 08:16 AM (FggqE)
Posted by: Pete Bootygig at September 17, 2022 08:16 AM (sn5EN)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2022 08:17 AM (FggqE)
Nice to know they aren't flat broke."
And their cell phones work with US carriers!
Imagine that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:17 AM (1n+EO)
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I didn't know there was such a day, tbh! It escaped my edumacation.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2022 08:18 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 08:18 AM (lz5hY)
Such skepticism of a law enforcement agency’s assertions might be welcome in another context. But, again, the Constitution lays out the requirements that the FBI must comply with in order to seize documents and use them in a criminal investigation — probable cause plus a warrant — and the FBI complied with these constitutional obligations.
If Trump believes that some of these documents were unlawfully seized from him, he can raise that argument at his criminal trial, if he is ever indicted, and seek to have the documents excluded from that trial. He could do, in other words, what every other criminal defendant is permitted to do.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 17, 2022 08:18 AM (Wrs74)
Imagine that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:17 AM (1n+EO)
THIS! LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2022 08:18 AM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2022 08:12 AM (BFigT)
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It's a pretty much and alpha strike because it forces the issue out into the open. You can't keep saying the border is secure when busloads of illegals are wandering around in DC.
BTW, this is why the Dem messaging is about TREASON and RACISM because they have nothing to offer policy-wise; their entire strategy is to declare the opposition party unfit for office. That's a tough sell when the cops are endorsing the "extremists."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:18 AM (llXky)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 08:19 AM (sn5EN)
Imagine that.
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I could be wrong, but I seem to remember a burner phone carrier that got some gov't contract for providing cell phones to illegal aliens so they could, ya know, be able to contact the court n'stuff...
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2022 08:19 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 08:18 AM (lz5hY)
I cut Rev's hair with a gizmo from Walmart. Buzz buzz buzz, we're done.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2022 08:20 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 17, 2022 08:20 AM (Wrs74)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 17, 2022 08:18 AM (Wrs74)
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Who?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:20 AM (llXky)
I like the picture of the guy taking a siesta with brand new white sneakers. I can't tell what brand, but I wanna pair that lasts a thousand miles and still look brand new.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2022 08:21 AM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2022 08:22 AM (J+nFa)
Is he a minority?
Posted by: M. Mosby, Baltimore State's Attorney at September 17, 2022 08:22 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 08:22 AM (sn5EN)
Only eat at food trucks at dog shows. And now that we have the RV, we can bring our own food.
Some food trucks are good and some are bad. I always patronized one run by a young couple that sold coffees and iced drinks. One weekend I was grounds chairman for our club and was getting screamed at by every person coming though the gate. They gave me a freebie and a kind word. That meant a lot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 08:22 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2022 08:22 AM (9DPRe)
"The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you; the Lord lift up his countenance upon you, and give you peace."
--Numbers 6:24-26
Posted by: Tonypete
Amen !
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 08:23 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:23 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2022 08:23 AM (45fpk)
We used to get Milheiser for $1.99 a case.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 08:24 AM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 17, 2022 08:24 AM (Wrs74)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2022 08:21 AM (y3pKJ)
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The vast majority of these people are economic migrants and many had money in their home countries. Yes, that disproves the talking point that they are on the point of starvation, but that's a weak argument to make.
The core problem is that the US people have enacted laws regulation who gets in and by executive fiat all those laws were repealed without any vote or legal procedure. This has been treated by our elites as a consequence-free action and the genius of the bus/plane strategy is to make those consequences hit the elites.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:25 AM (llXky)
For mayors like me that are dealing with a crisis – not of our making. And we’re not a border town – we don’t have an infrastructure to handle this level of immigration to our city. But we will create a new normal here in our infrastructure and have a humane welcome for people and an efficient service provision. But we don’t have the ability – we’re not Texas.
Posted by: rhennigantx
When Reality intrudes on 'good' intentions.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2022 08:25 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2022 08:25 AM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:23 AM (1n+EO)
My agenda for today is to have no agenda. Rev is going to his high school reunion and I'm free as a bird.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2022 08:25 AM (45fpk)
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This is almost certainly part of the plan. Same as election fraud, Trump wins this case in 2025 and is proven correct.
Oh, sorry, there's no mechanism in place to correct what that means in regards to the election. Bad luck, I guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 17, 2022 08:25 AM (vs65b)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 17, 2022 08:24 AM (Wrs74)
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Ah. That's why I never heard of him and don't care what he thinks.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:26 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Hispanic guys who just got off the bus at September 17, 2022 08:26 AM (9DPRe)
"A group of migrants expressed their joy at reaching the Cape Cod military base and enjoying a warm meal on Thursday after being shipped away from Martha's Vineyard.
One of the 50 Venezuelans whisked from Martha's Vineyard to the Joint Base Cape Cod has been filmed expressing delight at eating his local food 'for the first time in three months'."
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 08:27 AM (sn5EN)
Posted by: grammie winger
I bought a good pair of clippers during the fake pandemic lockdown that has several attachments for clipping your hair. With some practice, I've gotten very good at it. Looks good to me. I keep it really short these days. My wife touches up the back, where I can't see. Save some money as well. It's a win win!
Posted by: Biergood at September 17, 2022 08:28 AM (FQWHA)
It's all like the last chapters of The Camp of the Saints, where the consequences of suddenly having a million immigrants really means to the Goodthinkers who encouraged them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 08:28 AM (1Nxff)
Other young men around him broke out into a chorus of 'thank you, thank you, thank you'."
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 08:29 AM (sn5EN)
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2022/09/ the-week-in-pictures-marthas-vineyard-agonistes- edition.php
Posted by: Slash Buzz at September 17, 2022 08:29 AM (tjGJt)
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Also I love that this is just casually written about a ex president and presumptive nominee against the party in power.
Central America grade stuff right there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 17, 2022 08:29 AM (vs65b)
Two important points in that sentence.
El Paso had it coming.
And shouldn't
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:30 AM (1n+EO)
youtube.com/watch?v=hk0SNY_aIyw
Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at September 17, 2022 08:30 AM (24fqN)
Central America grade stuff right there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 17, 2022 08:29 AM (vs65b)
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The precedent is of course that sitting presidents can retroactively re-classify de-classified documents and arrest their predecessors for having it.
So yes, banana republic stuff.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:32 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2022 08:32 AM (ppL7t)
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Everyone please ignore the part where he was forcibly removed from one of the wealthiest areas in the world by men with automatic weapons and is now being held in the equivalent of a prison that he cannot freely leave.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 17, 2022 08:33 AM (vs65b)
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It's interesting that they wrote" thank you "there. Is there any adult that doesn't know what gracias means these days?
Funny that they'd use thank you instead.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 17, 2022 08:35 AM (vs65b)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2022 08:37 AM (J+nFa)
Biden's approval numbers went up because the left loves this crap, and desperately want to hear how Trump is finally going down. Since the left has no long-term plan, and instead only lives from news cycle to news cycle, the implications of this action are not something they worried about.
The problem is that those long-term consequences will be catastrophic, buteven in the near-term they will be disastrous if Trump once again outfoxes them. That Vox idiot is trying to say that what Trump is doing legally is somehow wrong and corrupt, in order to cushion the blow when it fails.
It is a cycle where the only play open to the left is escalation because they have decided that even a minor political defeat is unacceptable.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:37 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
A bunch of the white Muffy and Whitney wine moms were able to stage a hugging line for the illegals as they were being herded onto their prison bus at gunpoint, which gave them awesome TikTok footage to showcase their virtue, so it's all good.
Posted by: Biergood at September 17, 2022 08:39 AM (FQWHA)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2022 08:40 AM (45fpk)
My wife's father was mob-adjacent. Mostly gambling, fencing stolen property and busting up people. The "real" mob burned down restaurants for the insurance money. I believe they were affiliated with the outfit running Pittsburg at the time (1970's - 1990's).
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2022 08:40 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Biergood at September 17, 2022 08:39 AM (FQWHA)
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Peak yard sign Calvinism: by these signs you shall know they are saved.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:41 AM (llXky)
Posted by: grammie winger
Nice !
Hiya Grammie !
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 08:42 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2022
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Windshield wipers. Bah. I had to struggle with both sides, which are different lengths and unfasten differently. the YooToob videos were no help. And I cut my thumb getting the longer blade free. Grrrr. However, they both work fine.
It turns out, though, that the safety inspection station I've used for the last 2 years no longer has a contract with the city. There's another one, some distance away, that opens at 8:30, and is open for inspections until 5:30 on weekdays. The price is still $25. I'm surprised; I thought LaToya would have found some way to jack the price up to pay for her first-class plane flights.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 08:42 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2022 08:42 AM (45fpk)
>>So yes, banana republic stuff.
The kicker is Biden claiming he revoked Trump's executive privilege. Think how idiotic that is. That would mean the executive privilege doesn't actually exist and presidents are not allowed to have confidential discussions with their staff.
The regime really, really, really doesn't want Trump to have those documents.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2022 08:43 AM (ZLI7S)
Jerry Nadler's chair's message: 'Please kill me now.'
Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at September 17, 2022 08:43 AM (24fqN)
5 million plus another million. That right there cries out for somebody getting life in prison or better yet, the gallows.
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2022 08:44 AM (gktX6)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Cheers to that young man, and I'm proud to have him as a fellow American.
And I have no qualms saying he knows more about America than 75% of the people who were born here.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 08:44 AM (Zjer5)
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(lays $100 on the table)
I bet there are still only 11 million here.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 08:45 AM (Zjer5)
In short, they can only conceal so much, and they don't really stand out when everyone on the street has the same sign.
But online, they can fully indulge their virtue fetish and rack up all those likes from people they will never see, half of whom are Dem bots. This causes them to think that they really are that much better than everyone else.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:45 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 08:44 AM (Zjer5)
My niece joked, "He knows more about the Constitution than I do!"
Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2022 08:45 AM (45fpk)
Some food trucks are good and some are bad. I always patronized one run by a young couple that sold coffees and iced drinks. One weekend I was grounds chairman for our club and was getting screamed at by every person coming though the gate. They gave me a freebie and a kind word. That meant a lot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022
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What I fail to understand is the virtue-signalers' sudden love for something called "street food." When I was a kid, you didn't eat on the street, you ate at home or in a restaurant. Something tells me that not all of those "street food" vendors observe basic hygiene, on themselves or in their kitchens.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 08:46 AM (c6xtn)
If you want to see something really scary watch Andrew Weismann's Twitter feed and then remember this guy used to be one of the most powerful federal prosecutors in the US. He either doesn't understand the Constitution and federal law or he just doesn't care.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2022 08:48 AM (ZLI7S)
It allows you to identify as a 'Foodie'.
For some reason, amongst the Left, this is a real thing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:49 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 08:46 AM (c6xtn)
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It is exotic and "authentic."
At our old house there was a food truck at the end of the street in a more or less permanent position (parking lot of a defunct business). Good food, place seemed clean and it was affordable.
When I deployed to Germany the fam basically lived off the stuff. It was summer so rather than cook, they'd grab a couple of taco plates. The owner has several trucks now, some of which are mobile.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:49 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:51 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at September 17, 2022 08:51 AM (24fqN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 08:51 AM (1Nxff)
For some reason, amongst the Left, this is a real thing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
That, and paying $30 for polenta (it's mush for C's sake!) Or using the term 'Charcuterie Board'. Did any real Italian ever say that back in the day. That was known as 'snacks' by Nonna.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 08:52 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2022 08:52 AM (gktX6)
It allows you to identify as a 'Foodie'.
For some reason, amongst the Left, this is a real thing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:49 AM (1n+EO)
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One of the reasons why fashions constantly change is to allow the 'in' crowd to separate itself from everyone else.
When I was little, having nice place settings and the ability to host a dinner party was a big deal. You invited friends over, used fancy wine glasses, and had something tasty by candlelight, and then chatted the evening away. This required both a formal dining room and comfortable seating area.
No one does that now. You eat in your jumbo kitchen and use paper plates. They are giving away high-quality dining sets at estate sales because no one wants them. Instead you eat at a food truck because it's so authentic and real.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:54 AM (llXky)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 08:54 AM (sn5EN)
Did any real Italian ever say that back in the day. That was known as 'snacks' by Nonna.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 08:52 AM (LsEU/)
__________
Watching my mother and grandmother have a conversation I learned that it's impossible to talk in Italian and not wave your hands around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2022 08:54 AM (1Nxff)
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Ask him who is supposed to determine how state elections are carried out.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 08:55 AM (UTh9g)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2022 08:52 AM (gktX6)
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Sunk in near-freezing water?
Wouldn't a better example be like you hit it with a manure spreader?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2022 08:55 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2022 08:46 AM (c6xtn)
Concur. Plus the folks working these nasty roach coaches are all crammed up in there, burping and farting and picking over your food all day long.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2022 08:56 AM (R/m4+)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8vap64
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I admit I laugh at these (it's laugh or cry). It's tragic how they've purposefully managed to dumb-down our youth for so long.
Posted by: Biergood at September 17, 2022 08:56 AM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
A true student of the 'dialect' doesn't even have to hear the words. She can figure out both sides of the conversation by hand gestures alone.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 08:56 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2022 08:56 AM (BFigT)
How many moons does the earth have?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:51 AM
While that video is seven minutes long, I didn't last the first minute. So f'ing sad.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2022 08:57 AM (y3pKJ)
Food venders in front of The Manhole in Philadelphia's "Gayborhood" = haute cuisine
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 08:58 AM (UTh9g)
That's great. Maybe he will educate her then. If someone really knows and believes in the Constitution, I don't see how they could ever vote for a commie socialist leftist.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2022 08:58 AM (sn5EN)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 08:58 AM (T4tVD)
Down here, Booze-Pop trucks are a real thing.
They text Mrs VIA when they will be in the neighborhood.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 08:58 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2022 08:58 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at September 17, 2022 08:51 AM (24fqN)
He's the one Angela called "Ching Chang Choo" and told him how to cook a steak in The Manchurian Candidate"?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2022 08:58 AM (R/m4+)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8vap64
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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In fairness, I would've answered "Yes" to that first chick, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 17, 2022 08:58 AM (UTh9g)
Why did you not become a teacher. ?
Posted by: Forrest gump at September 17, 2022 08:59 AM (nrEjw)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 09:00 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2022 09:01 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2022 09:01 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2022 09:02 AM (Irn0L)
Bed, Bath and Beyond Saving
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 17, 2022 09:02 AM (pNxlR)
(I think she lived in Connecticut or similar).
My mean fantasy was to kidnap her and make her live daily life in a south Texas city for a month.
Posted by: sal at September 17, 2022 09:02 AM (y40tE)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2022 09:04 AM (2graF)
or
'Cheese and Crackers'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2022 08:56 AM (BFigT)
The LA daughter told me the 16 month old grandchild basically lives off the "Charcuterie Board". With a little fruit garnish thrown in...
Posted by: sal at September 17, 2022 09:11 AM (y40tE)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 17, 2022 09:12 AM (flINI)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 06:38 AM (T4tVD)
Where is this? Stopped in Shoprite last night, plenty of eggs, some on "sale" for $2.99 dozen. Same with my trip to Stop and Shop a few days ago. Two of the largest chains in the Northeast.
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Rajneesh, his nearly 100 Rolls-Royces and his 2,000 or so disciples, out numbered the 70 or so citizens of Antelope, easily winning control of the town.
This easy way of handling the homeless ended when the Bhagwan was deported when Rajneesh and his followers turned criminal.
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