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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 09:59 PM (9LHP+)
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 10:04 PM (RKPlw)
Hopefully it works, I've got at least 3 and maybe 4 interviews next week (I talked with a recruiter who thinks I will get an interview but the guy who does them took a long vacation).
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:04 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2022 10:05 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:05 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: mindful webworker, whose dog ate my homework at September 02, 2022 10:05 PM (3HevC)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 02, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: runningrn at September 02, 2022 10:06 PM (/E4on)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:07 PM (Bd6X8)
I don't want to threadjack the ONT, but I watched Amazon's Rings of Power.
It takes bad writing to whole new levels...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:07 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:08 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing slightly at September 02, 2022 10:08 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:09 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:05 PM (Qzn2/)
I think this guy took "Brickyard 400" a little too literally.
Posted by: pookysgirl used to own a Dodge Intrepid at September 02, 2022 10:09 PM (XKZwp)
Well...uhhhh...we're gonna hold hearings. And then...we're gonna hold some more hearings. And then...it's 2024.
-Mitch and Kevin
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2022 10:10 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 02, 2022 10:11 PM (9OiHd)
-Mitch and Kevin
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2022 10:10 PM (/NCI4)
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Investigations, with the implied threat of sternly-worded letters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:11 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Frank Luntz at September 02, 2022 10:12 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2022 10:05 PM (Cus5s)
Cricket? Use Minty instead.
Posted by: Ryan Renolds at September 02, 2022 10:12 PM (Tlfom)
Hopefully it works, I've got at least 3 and maybe 4 interviews next week (I talked with a recruiter who thinks I will get an interview but the guy who does them took a long vacation).
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:04 PM (Tlfom)
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The fact that you are getting lots of interviews is a good sign, I think. It means you are a worthy candidate, even if you don't get an offer now. SOMEONE is going to make that offer eventually. I applied for a job earlier this summer, got an interview, but didn't get an offer, though I was told I was still an excellent candidate for future job openings.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:12 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 02, 2022 10:12 PM (nxdel)
More of that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:13 PM (Qzn2/)
Mowed the sadly neglected back 40 today. The grass grows so evenly that it looks shorter than it actually is. Sitting on the mower, parts of grass were at eye level. So it took a very long time, looks patchy and horrible and I took a beating.
We also expanded the puppy pen today more than doubling its size. The babies, who turned two months yesterday, loved it. We also bought some timothy hay (puppy crack) for them to play with.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 10:13 PM (5/WvT)
Posted by: Cicero
Serious this time, you guys
Posted by: Sternly Worded Implications at September 02, 2022 10:13 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:14 PM (5p7BC)
I don't want to threadjack the ONT, but I watched Amazon's Rings of Power.
It takes bad writing to whole new levels...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:07 PM (K5n5d)
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They can waste hundreds of millions on this chunked and formed revisionist crap, and yet we still haven't gotten a "Bored of the Rings"?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2022 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Homer at September 02, 2022 10:14 PM (LyVHa)
Can you get mono from that?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 10:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Ordinary Great, or FlMoMe Great?
Posted by: Inquiring Miklos at September 02, 2022 10:15 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Archer at September 02, 2022 10:15 PM (uZXEm)
I don't want to threadjack the ONT, but I watched Amazon's Rings of Power.
It takes bad writing to whole new levels...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:07 PM (K5n5d)
Just think, they spent around 1.25 billion to make that including license right fees.
Maybe Amazon is intentionally trying to make a giant tax write off.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:15 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 02, 2022 10:16 PM (C1NyB)
Kinda looks like a deer fly with a particularly bad bite.
Posted by: Ex-ex at September 02, 2022 10:16 PM (RU4sa)
What are the affirmative plans the GOP has to deal with the various issues in the country?
_________
The GOP will spare no effort to leverage inside information and increase the net worth of its members.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 10:16 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 10:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:09 PM (Qzn2/)
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'Surprised' that none of the brothers had any comments.
Posted by: Ciampino thinks ignorant child at September 02, 2022 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 02, 2022 10:16 PM (C1NyB)
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Just remember. Sponge is in a better place now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:18 PM (Qzn2/)
they use gaps and crack foam and hardware cloth
but they're pros
Posted by: REDACTED at September 02, 2022 10:18 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Ordinary Great, or FlMoMe Great?
Posted by: Inquiring Miklos at September 02, 2022 10:15 PM (LyVHa)
I've visited the great state of FL twice in the last month. Oppressively hot, but beautiful beaches and very friendly people.
Posted by: pookysgirl says you can't have it all at September 02, 2022 10:18 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:18 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 02, 2022 10:18 PM (U+Oxn)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:12 PM
On the otherhand I've had a number of interviews that went nowhere, which either means I'm terrible at them (I don't think I'm terrible) or I've yet to be the interviewee still there at closing time, after everyone is drunk enough to settle.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:19 PM (Tlfom)
they use gaps and crack foam and hardware cloth
but they're pros
Posted by: REDACTED at September 02, 2022 10:18 PM (us2H3)
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When I was in high school, with enough Bondo you could fix anything.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)
More of that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
That was what convinced me that we are officially toast!
"I mean come on people, I have vacation plans..."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Madge at September 02, 2022 10:20 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:20 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 02, 2022 10:16 PM (C1NyB)
I missed what happened. VPN issues?
Posted by: pookysgirl knows that's a thing at September 02, 2022 10:20 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (nxdel)
I applied for a job earlier this summer, got an interview, but didn't get an offer, though I was told I was still an excellent candidate for future job openings.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:12 PM
___________
This is the business equivalent of being friend zoned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:18 PM (Qzn2/)
There is no better place than here. Hopefully he'll be back after his "vacation" is over.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 02, 2022 10:16 PM (C1NyB)
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Just remember. Sponge is in a better place now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:18 PM (Qzn2/)
He's with buzzion?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (llON8)
it was here, then it was there, then I was sure there must be two. But I sprayed Wasp Spray close to where I last heard it ... All Quiet on the Western Front, for now ... never saw it. (or them, they still may be conspiring in the duct work, discussing a counteroffensive)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (q4KLQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (anj39)
Investigations, with the implied threat of sternly-worded letters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:11 PM (Qzn2/)
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Will they have a plethora of exclamation marks?
Posted by: Ciampino - FREE SPONGE ^15 at September 02, 2022 10:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:18 PM (Qzn2/)
He's with buzzion?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (llON
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I meant he was over at Conservative Treehouse
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:22 PM (Qzn2/)
Went there once in the summer. I thought the humidity in Missouri was bad. Sheesh!
Posted by: jewells45 at September 02, 2022 10:22 PM (nxdel)
The YouTube channel The China Show featured a video in their show a few weeks ago that displayed just how lame the CCP's propaganda can be. The focus was an Uncle Sam Airlines (or something like that; I can't remember the exact name), with a male and a female flight attendant talking about all of the advantages of picking the US for your travel needs. And then they'd mention the costs that would be inflicted on you for the flight.
The whole thing was horribly cringey, and primarily only watchable in a "I'm sticking with this only to see just how bad it gets" sort of way. It also demonstrated that the CCP really doesn't understand the US.
Posted by: junior at September 02, 2022 10:22 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:20 PM (5p7BC)
Come to Iowa! We have all four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction. (really old joke)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to start looking for a snowblower at September 02, 2022 10:23 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows that's a thing at September 02, 2022 10:20 PM (XKZwp)
He posted lyrics that talked about violence in a thread, and it got Chuy sempai's attention so he got sent to time out for 60 days. Puddinhead also got a time out.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:23 PM (Tlfom)
What's become of Sponge?
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (q4KLQ)
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Got nailed with the Queensrych Gambit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:23 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 10:23 PM (r46W7)
No one would be interested in before Christmas for obvious reasons. January is a possibility, it is before spring break season starts. So hotels are not that expensive.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:24 PM (5p7BC)
Probably just a coincidence...
Posted by: ... at September 02, 2022 10:24 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 02, 2022 10:24 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:20 PM (5p7BC)
I understand that Central Alabama is nice in the summer, they get a lot of rain
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2022 10:24 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 02, 2022 10:24 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: jewells45
_
Nope.
Hubby has to work, since we po'.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 10:24 PM (jwDzO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 10:25 PM (r46W7)
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Like the J6 prisoners, wrong place, wrong time.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 10:25 PM (jwDzO)
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:23 PM (Tlfom)
Oh. Yeah, that'll upset Chuy.
Posted by: pookysgirl generally doesn't post lyrics at September 02, 2022 10:25 PM (XKZwp)
I'm hoping to have some time to haul out the propane torch and burn weeds in the yard. None of them are very big, but there's a lot of the darn things.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:25 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (1Nxff)
I've been getting acquaintance zoned, or possibly "ugh, I have to wait in the checkout line behind him" zoned.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:26 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Compared to central South Carolina, Florida is Brisk and Refreshing.
Posted by: Miklos so states and attests at September 02, 2022 10:26 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:20 PM (5p7BC)
probably get a place in Lowell MA for justa few bucks
highest point in all of New England
Posted by: REDACTED at September 02, 2022 10:26 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:25 PM (Bd6X
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You have permits, right?
Posted by: The EPA at September 02, 2022 10:27 PM (Qzn2/)
I don’t normally bet but I went heavy on the Aussie playing Serena and chose the over in the Nationals Mets game. The over was 8 runs. If The TCU Horney Toads cover I will swear off sports betting😀
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 10:27 PM (8Hw9I)
Can you get mono from that?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 10:15 PM (ynpvh)
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Depends where you kiss her.
(CH2O)6 would be a monosaccharide. CH2O is formaldehyde.
Posted by: Ciampino - FREE SPONGE ^16 at September 02, 2022 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
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I'm thinking more like Fargo.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:27 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 02, 2022 10:28 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Holy Crap at September 02, 2022 10:28 PM (glGDV)
I've been getting acquaintance zoned, or possibly "ugh, I have to wait in the checkout line behind him" zoned.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:26 PM (Tlfom)
_________
When I talk to people I see the look in their eyes that says they wish they or I was elsewhere. Which is why I no longer talk to people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (1Nxff)
I'm permitted to set fire to any weeds or EPA inspectors on the premises.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Ciampino - FREE SPONGE ^17 at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:20 PM (5p7BC)
Working in a tobacco field in S GA ain't no joke either.
No breeze. Just hot and humid.
Posted by: Ex-ex at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (t0O2k)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 10:30 PM (8Hw9I)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 10:30 PM (jwDzO)
just about completely replaced the cab floor
and one cab corner was made outta bondo
musta forgot my magnet when I bought the beater
Posted by: REDACTED at September 02, 2022 10:31 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bete
Regularly scheduled maintenance and Downgrades.
Posted by: The Barrel at September 02, 2022 10:31 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:04 PM (Tlfom)
Good luck. I know it sucks.
Twice last year I completed the 3rd interview then nothing. I also passed a 4th interview and I got the job. In the next sentence he informed me that the position was cut that morning. So, no job for you.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 02, 2022 10:31 PM (RI8jR)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 10:32 PM (8Hw9I)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:32 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 10:27 PM (8Hw9I)
Pinnacle Whipped Vodka (makes everything taste like an Italian soda), Cherrific Cheesecake ice cream and enough 7-Up to fill in the gaps is my nightcap of the evening.
Posted by: pookysgirl lives by some really good ice cream at September 02, 2022 10:32 PM (XKZwp)
Why is it a campfire is pleasant and comforting but this is scary and disorienting?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 10:32 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 10:33 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Ciampino - FREE SPONGE ^17 at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (qfLjt)
they are hiding them in shopping malls
not a joke
Posted by: REDACTED at September 02, 2022 10:33 PM (us2H3)
Why is it a campfire is pleasant and comforting but this is scary and disorienting?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 10:32 PM (U2p+3)
Seems like "fire out of control" would set off some reptile-brain anxiety.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2022 10:33 PM (llON8)
Funny and on point.
He's not a fan.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (t0O2k)
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I've watched Critical Drinker's take (not a fan) and am now watching Knight's Watch's review (also not fans). Both point to the terrible writing as the main problem with the show. Visuals are great. Writing SUCKS!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:33 PM (K5n5d)
Last time I was in FL, it was when I told my mom in no uncertain terms that she would not be seeing me again.
This was in 2010.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 10:34 PM (jwDzO)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 10:30 PM (8Hw9I)
In the IRS thread Wed Sponge posted lyrics that talked of killing Mary and a priest. Ace decided that crossed the line and would just add fire to an already heated environment and Sponge was temp banned for 60 days.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:34 PM (Tlfom)
At least he didn't call us running dog lackeys. Well, as far as I know he didn't.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2022 10:34 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:12 PM
___________
This is the business equivalent of being friend zoned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 10:21 PM (1Nxff)
***
At least they didn't cancel the interview because its Friday night and they have to wash their hair.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 10:34 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Miklos likes those too, I guess at September 02, 2022 10:34 PM (LyVHa)
Why is it a campfire is pleasant and comforting but this is scary and disorienting?
Probably a lot more than just firewood is burning.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 02, 2022 10:35 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Ummm...because a lot more stuff is burning?
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 10:35 PM (jwDzO)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 10:35 PM (8Hw9I)
A campfire has a little bit of smoke. What's drifting up from the south here is a big fire.
As an odd aside, I just had three Hueys flyover the house.
Probably DNR fire helos but odd to say the least.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 02, 2022 10:36 PM (t0O2k)
And pretty sure your mom is not really happy with the new Florida.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:36 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ciampino - FREE SPONGE ^17 at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (qfLjt)
they are hiding them in shopping malls
not a joke
Posted by: REDACTED at September 02, 2022 10:33 PM (us2H3)
I did see something a bit humorous on that line - Russia is claiming that they have destroyed 44 American Himars firing systems, but there have only been 16 in total shipped over there. The Ukrainians are bragging that they have been building wooden models and painting them to look like perfect duplicates, and parking them all around the battle zones.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 10:36 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 02, 2022 10:36 PM (RFKzk)
There's one employer here that many recruiters have tried to hook me up with, and that company simply will not talk to me. So now I ask up front if it's them and take a pass.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (q4KLQ)
Posted by: Zombie Mumia at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (Xrfse)
Parrot story was funny.
Thanks for the ONT WD
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (K0jo2)
I'm permitted to set fire to any weeds or EPA inspectors on the premises.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (Bd6X
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Are you permitted to change that 'OR' to 'AND" ?
Posted by: Ciampino - EPA and fire: burn baby at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (qfLjt)
Funny and on point.
He's not a fan.
Was it the absurdly out of place and mood-breaking diversity uber alles? Mostly I just thought it was tediously slow.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Cicero
????
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 02, 2022 10:31 PM (RI8jR)
Ugh. I don't drink (heretic, I know) but that would have had me get some.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (jwDzO)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Zettai
Have your People call Dave's People's people.
Posted by: Up with People at September 02, 2022 10:39 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:40 PM (Bd6X8)
Place erupted in a thermonuclear mushroom cloud of ravenous mosquitoes. Even a soaking in Deep Woods Off couldn't deter the bastards.
Not sayin' these 'skeeters were tough, but have y'ever seen a 'skeeter flyin' by, flashing gang signs? Yeah, they're like that down here.
*pours bourbon* ONT GREETINGS, Horde. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2022 10:40 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:07 PM (Bd6X
That would be a great way to use one up, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2022 10:40 PM (TPGxl)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2022 10:37 PM (/NCI4)
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I went to the r/fantasy Reddit thread about Rings of Power...The comments are tepid, though there are folks that seem to like the show. But that thread is populated by people who think N.K. Jemisen and Patrick Rothfuss are the best writers ever! (They're not.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Zombie Mumia at September 02, 2022 10:41 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
A great....oh, "tiki" bar
Posted by: Miklos likes those too, I guess at September 02, 2022 10:34 PM (LyVHa)
Hey. That's not how you spell titt...oohhhh.
My bad.
Nevermind.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 10:41 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Up with People at September 02, 2022 10:39 PM
*breathes sigh of relief that a link to that song wasn't posted, again...
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 10:41 PM (q4KLQ)
Not sayin' these 'skeeters were tough, but have y'ever seen a 'skeeter flyin' by, flashing gang signs? Yeah, they're like that down here.
*pours bourbon* ONT GREETINGS, Horde. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2022 10:40 PM (tkOps)
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Hmmm...Maybe bring more ammo? or a larger caliber?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:41 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: jewells45
Babysitting the little guy Sat and Sun with a sleepover. We'll take him to church with us. His quiet until unless the choir is singing. I like to say he knows all the songs and none of the words.
Loud as hell authentic frontier gibberish. Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2022 10:42 PM (LsEU/)
I know crap about gambling, certainly sports betting. But when Everyone wants someone to win and is betting it, you might want to check the other. More sports bettors fell on their swords over Tom Brady than Never Trump Cucks have.
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 10:42 PM (8Hw9I)
Posted by: Ciampino - FREE SPONGE ^17 at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (qfLjt)
they are hiding them in shopping malls
not a joke
Posted by: REDACTED at September 02, 2022 10:33 PM (us2H3)
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Hiding them in shopping malls or selling them in shopping malls?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ukraine is a bottomless pit for our tax money at September 02, 2022 10:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:29 PM (5p7BC)
I have a friend who fancied himself quite a blackjack player, he told me about the time he was in Vegas, following all his rules at the black jack table and he was up $3400. He said the dealer was very nice as he tipped him, he said all the waitresses were coming buy and bringing free drinks, and then it all got kind of blurry, And suddenly it was 3 am and he was down $1800.
and they stopped bringing the free drinks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 10:43 PM (r46W7)
Place erupted in a thermonuclear mushroom cloud of ravenous mosquitoes. Even a soaking in Deep Woods Off couldn't deter the bastards.
Not sayin' these 'skeeters were tough, but have y'ever seen a 'skeeter flyin' by, flashing gang signs? Yeah, they're like that down here.
*pours bourbon* ONT GREETINGS, Horde. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2022 10:40 PM (tkOps)
When I was a delivery driver I delivered to a house that looked like the were a mosquito farm. It was like a fog cloud make of the damn things. I had a can of repellant in the van and I'd use it before going there.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:43 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 02, 2022 10:44 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)
Don't be silly, they'll sell them worldwide on gumtree.com.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:44 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 10:44 PM (8Hw9I)
We won a huge new contract last month, and I'm in the thick of it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:44 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 10:45 PM (ftFVW)
It's already there.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 02, 2022 10:11 PM (9OiHd)
WD, did you cure the brisket yourself too? Any special rub recipe? (I like the on-line Katz deli one)
Posted by: Roy at September 02, 2022 10:45 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
A great....oh, "tiki" bar
Posted by: Miklos likes those too, I guess at September 02, 2022 10:34 PM (LyVHa)
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Aren't those polluted by FeeBeeEye types?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ukraine is a bottomless pit for our treasures at September 02, 2022 10:46 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 10:32 PM (U2p+3)
we were under the plume for the Santiam canyon fire for a week two years ago, and I was ready to start committing random crimes of violence.
Chin up, it looks like we have a low rolling in
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2022 10:46 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 10:47 PM (8Hw9I)
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Showing any colors? Biker mosquitoes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2022 10:47 PM (XBf3S)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ukraine is a bottomless pit for our treasures at September 02, 2022 10:46 PM (qfLjt)
And in Florida they are also trying to get people to conspire to kidnap the governor, but skipping the whole foiling the plot part slowing them down.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:48 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:48 PM (Bd6X8)
Why is it a campfire is pleasant and comforting but this is scary and disorienting?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 10:32 PM (U2p+3)
ants don't find campfires pleasant and comforting, especially when they're on the piece of wood that gets tossed in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 10:48 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 02, 2022 10:48 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Miklos, Chico and the Man at September 02, 2022 10:48 PM (LyVHa)
Taken many people there, who decided to move to Florida while drinking a beer there.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:48 PM (5p7BC)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2022 10:40 PM (tkOps)
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My wife and I honeymooned in Fiji (some of the nicest people on this earth, btw), and we brought Deep Woods Off because we were warned about the skeeters. The locals sorta smiled and laughed when we busted it out and gave us the "bless your heart" and handed us some bug spray that I think was made by Union Carbide... in Bhopal. Yeah, the South Pacific skeeters were no joke lol.
Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2022 10:49 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 02, 2022 10:49 PM (RI8jR)
That would be a great way to use one up, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Vulnerable in the rear.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2022 10:49 PM (XBf3S)
The peach cobbler is delicious.
That is all.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 02, 2022 10:49 PM (RI8jR)
Did you bring enough to share?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2022 10:51 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Buttigig at September 02, 2022 10:51 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Bullet proof!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 02, 2022 10:51 PM (gbzeC)
Well, it does sound like a logical operation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:40 PM (Bd6X
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I'll NOT sneer at that observation.
Posted by: Ciampino - can I make my pronoun XOR at September 02, 2022 10:52 PM (qfLjt)
There's an interesting anecdote that happened during World War II. Seems the Japanese were launching balloons from their home islands, filled with explosives, that were intended to land in the continental United States, and some of them did. They even caused some casualties and deaths.
The US government placed a high emphasis on secrecy about the threat, not wishing to provide any "feedback" on how successful (or not) the program was. There was also concern about starting forest fires through similar means, requiring resources and manpower in short supply.
ANYWAY - the balloons used sand as ballast. Working with various university geologists, the government analysed the sand, and through very tedious and laborious processes, as well as some covert sampling, managed to figure out what specific beach area in Japan the ballast was coming from. Then they bombed the $&@t out of the most likely factory location from aerial photographs. Result? No more 'splodey baloons! Ain't that a cool story about sand?
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2022 10:52 PM (5JChN)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 02, 2022 10:52 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2022 10:51 PM (llON
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I was wondering the same thing...A nice warm piece of peach cobbler with some vanilla ice cream on the side...Excellent summer treat!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:53 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 02, 2022 10:54 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)
Well, it does sound like a logical operation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Karnaugh maps are passe, they tell me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2022 10:54 PM (XBf3S)
The one desert I like more than anything, and it is just apples, brown sugar, oatmeal , flour and butter.
my wife doesn't like it and that is a shame.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2022 10:54 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2022 10:54 PM (xhaym)
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On the plus side, that leaves more for you!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2022 10:55 PM (K5n5d)
Im bingewatching dalziel and pascoe or somesuch on britbox.
Peace
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 02, 2022 10:48 PM
Shouldn't we utterly offended that we're being passed over for something called 'britbox'?
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 10:55 PM (ubZ6j)
I remember that fire season. Two years ago. The streets were deserted because of the Covid shutdowns. It was creepy af. And the air quality was horrible.
This isn't nearly as bad. But it's still spooky.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2022 10:51 PM (llON8
Probably, we made 2, 9x13 baking dishes and a 8x8 dish of the cobbler. Not all for us but the some for the daughter's family.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 02, 2022 10:57 PM (RI8jR)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 02, 2022 10:57 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Kindltot
No shame or blame for the dame.
Posted by: Gentlemanly Miklos at September 02, 2022 10:58 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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So you've only been to South Florida I see.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 10:58 PM (5p7BC)
One of those things you get roped into making forever, if you bring it once.
Posted by: sal at September 02, 2022 10:58 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 10:55 PM (ubZ6j)
Eh, it has Doctor Who from when the show had no budget and was far less woke than today, so I'll give it a pass.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 10:58 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Bought a ticket to the wrong Hollywood
Posted by: Miklos bought a car there once at September 02, 2022 10:59 PM (LyVHa)
The one desert I like more than anything, and it is just apples, brown sugar, oatmeal , flour and butter.
my wife doesn't like it and that is a shame.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2022 10:54 PM (xhaym)
For me it's a toss up between apple and blueberry crisp.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 02, 2022 10:59 PM (RI8jR)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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So you've only been to South Florida I see.
I've heard Florida is weird in that all the Southerners live in the north and all the Northerners live in the south.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:59 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 10:07 PM (Bd6X
oh gawd you're right, that was a pinto. And he grafted some lincoln continental grill into the front.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 11:00 PM (r46W7)
And loved the photo of Little yesterday- ya'll must be very proud.
Posted by: sal at September 02, 2022 11:00 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:00 PM (5p7BC)
The one desert I like more than anything, and it is just apples, brown sugar, oatmeal , flour and butter. --
my wife doesn't like it and that is a shame."
White death ... sugar and carbs, this is how the Free World ends. (and bastard crickets everywhere)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2022 11:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Lord Percy at September 02, 2022 11:01 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 11:02 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Really the best, that much I can tell you.
Posted by: Miklos notes a specific example at September 02, 2022 11:02 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2022 11:03 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 11:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2022 11:03 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:03 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 02, 2022 11:03 PM (WLcAb)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Orlando and below was mainly grifters and mean old people as I remember. That was 30+years ago and I was driving then.
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2022 11:04 PM (AmoqO)
That state never did it for me for my own reasons. Today it would be good m my top ten to move to regardless of Florida Man.
And those Cubans today are to the right of Gringoes writ large. I remember a few decades ago hearing how horrible Miami was. There was a recent major article that claimed Miami as the most conservative major city in the USA. I thought about it and it made sense.
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 11:04 PM (8Hw9I)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 11:04 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 10:30 PM (8Hw9I)
In the IRS thread Wed Sponge posted lyrics that talked of killing Mary and a priest. Ace decided that crossed the line and would just add fire to an already heated environment and Sponge was temp banned for 60 days.
****
Its funny... I was reading as all that was happening. And all of the suddened, a banning. It all happens so fast, and I have no idea what is going on. I can't read any emotion in anyone's posts, and then, BAM. Banhammer. I don't read subtext well.
Posted by: sassy at September 02, 2022 11:04 PM (xSICi)
I cured it for 7 days, then put it in the sous vide for 30 hours. Then I added the rub, let it rest overnight, and smoked it enough to get the smoke flavor into it, it didn't need to cook in the smoker as the hot tub had already taken care of that. And I used a rub recipe I had lying around, don't know who's rub it is.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 02, 2022 11:05 PM (9OiHd)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Old yankee Ladies moved there after they heard about all the Hanging Chads
Posted by: Miklos Litella at September 02, 2022 11:05 PM (LyVHa)
"Which brother is Adelaide protecting?" was a passing thought.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 11:06 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 11:06 PM (8Hw9I)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 02, 2022 10:59 PM (RI8jR)
Maybe, but this tree is a Gravenstein - actually it is the Gravenstein I successfully grafted, which makes it ever more nummier!
It is hard to get a better summer eating apple than a Gravenstein. There are ones that store and travel better, but these are the best for flavor.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2022 11:06 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 11:04 PM (8Hw9I)
Cuban friend of mine has parents that escaped back in the day. I think he is not alone in his conservatives views!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 11:07 PM (hOUT3)
My wife and I honeymooned in Fiji (some of the nicest people on this earth, btw), and we brought Deep Woods Off because we were warned about the skeeters. The locals sorta smiled and laughed when we busted it out and gave us the "bless your heart" and handed us some bug spray that I think was made by Union Carbide... in Bhopal. Yeah, the South Pacific skeeters were no joke lol.
Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2022 10:49 PM (oXNqT)
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The Skeeter is the State Bird of Minnesota.
Posted by: Ciampino - need geckos and chameleons at September 02, 2022 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
Cops finally reevaluate 'suicide' case of 27-year-old Philadelphia teacher found by fiancé in her apartment with 20 stab wounds - including ten to the BACK of her head
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 02, 2022 11:07 PM (gbzeC)
I was talking about driving through Okeechobee last weekend in the cafe thread.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:07 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by Common Tater
Last time I was looking into to those “Fugu Balloons” had read where one had landed in eastern WA near Hanford Nuclear Res where plutonium was produced and shorted out power to some of the reactor cooling pumps. This was on March 10, 1945. A back-up system kicked in thankfully and power was restored. I’m not sure but Sendai was one of the areas the balloons were launched from.
Spring fwd 66 years and Sendai was the closest seaside town to the 2011 9.0 earthquake/killer tsunami. It was still March 10 on the west coast when the quake struck Japan.
Posted by: Rex B at September 02, 2022 11:08 PM (DvTYk)
Posted by: Weirddave
Therein lies the secret rub.
Posted by: Miklos, Bard of the Saluda at September 02, 2022 11:08 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2022 11:08 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: sassy at September 02, 2022 11:04 PM (xSICi)
I was reading along, too. Thing is, it was not immediately apparent that he was quoting song lyrics, despite socking as "Queensryche". Leastwise, not obvious to those of us who are not fans of the band. Me, I know that a band of that name exists, or existed, and that is it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2022 11:10 PM (TPGxl)
Posted by: Theodore at September 02, 2022 11:10 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 02, 2022 11:10 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 11:06 PM (8Hw9I)
New Jersey country side was beautiful when I spent time up there. People were nice as well. The Garden State.
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2022 11:10 PM (AmoqO)
"Which brother is Adelaide protecting?" was a passing thought.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 11:06 PM (Bd6X
Reminded me of a story I read where some woman out in the boonies claimed that an alien came into her house at night and had sex with her 12 different times. I wanted to know if anyone searched her brother in law's house for a rubber alien mask.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Buddy Holly, fastening seatbelt at September 02, 2022 11:11 PM (LyVHa)
Integrity has long since departed from many police departments and institutions (FIB), so I guess competence is the next skill set to go?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 11:11 PM (hOUT3)
I have a smoker that I got for Father's Day. I've used it twice for flank steak, which turned out really well.
But I want to do something big, something that will give me a week's worth of lunches.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:12 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2022 11:06 PM (xhaym)
When I was a wee toddler, we had an apple tree in the yard that was part Gravenstein, and part Winter Banana. The Gravensteins were tasty. Winter Bananas were a cooking apple.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2022 11:13 PM (TPGxl)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 02, 2022 10:54 PM (+4oV5)
And to you, {{{Ladyl}}}!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 02, 2022 11:13 PM (QoOsc)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2022 11:13 PM (kxugj)
I cured it for 7 days
"I cured it for seven days, seven were the days of the curing. Not six, not eight, the days of the curing were seven, not more nor less."
Posted by: Miklos thinks WD uses an Olde Recipye at September 02, 2022 11:14 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Cochinita Pibil
Posted by: mayan Miklos at September 02, 2022 11:16 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:07 PM (5p7BC)
We go to Perdido Key often for family gatherings. Used to go to Destin but it is so crowded now. We need to plan a trip to Key West for the heck of it. Have an old Army buddy that winters in Miami area as well.
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2022 11:16 PM (AmoqO)
Went to my 11th high school reunion this year and for the fundraising auction someone had made apple crisp from the lunch lady’s recipe. Might’ve been the third most sought after item after the college football tickets. I tried some, it was worth the price they paid. Possibly the only really good thing the dining room made.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 02, 2022 11:17 PM (U+Oxn)
There was a firebombing/wildfire starting attack in southern Oregon by a submarine-based Japanese aircraft. I think it started a small fire, no big deal. There's a monument to the incident at the location, and I think the Japanese pilot himself attended the dedication, sometime in the 90s. In an OR state park.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2022 11:17 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 11:17 PM (8Hw9I)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:17 PM (5p7BC)
He was Cured. Holy Cow!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2022 11:18 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 11:18 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Worse. Brothers.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2022 11:18 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 11:06 PM (8Hw9I)
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So you are calling all those North Florida ladies 'cows' now? If they catch you they may make you a steer!
Posted by: Ciampino - FL: Gulf or Atlantic side? at September 02, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:19 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Canadian bacon
Posted by: MkY at September 02, 2022 11:19 PM (cPGH3)
Our favorite restaurant used to have a splendid apple crisp with vanilla ice cream. We ordered it every time we went there. So they took it off the menu and never served it again. That sort of thing ever happen to anyone else?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 11:19 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 02, 2022 11:19 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2022 11:20 PM (OTzUX)
Jim
And you see.
Deceived by your Western "Science" and "Basic Hygiene".
Posted by: Sri Miklosaharishi at September 02, 2022 11:21 PM (LyVHa)
Our favorite restaurant used to have a splendid apple crisp with vanilla ice cream. We ordered it every time we went there. So they took it off the menu and never served it again. That sort of thing ever happen to anyone else?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 11:19 PM (1Nxff)
Oh, yeah. Local coffee drive-thru had a coffee cake that was to die for, when they only had a single location near my house. Then they started to expand, and the coffee cake disappeared. Happy for their success, but sad for me, although I don't really need the carbs.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 02, 2022 11:22 PM (QoOsc)
Best is to take your time and stop along way at the bars and other places in the Keys.
Politically that district is heavy Republican, except for Key West.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:22 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Okeechobee Oktoberfest
Posted by: Florida Man in Lederhosen at September 02, 2022 11:22 PM (LyVHa)
A couple of well seasoned TRI-TIPS fast seared over wood coals... Lots of Sammie's for the week
with Dill Pickles and your FAV cheese of course.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 02, 2022 11:23 PM (J00IM)
https://www.orangepippin.com/
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2022 11:23 PM (xhaym)
Japs had enormous special subs, still under construction or not yet fitted out at the surrender, which would carry aircraft, designed to attack the Panama Canal. Torpedoes into the lock doors. Again, very clever.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2022 11:23 PM (OTzUX)
Do I first contact the FBI or should I call Pelosi's office directly? This must be censored. She is creeping me out, let alone the insider trading is just horriffic!
Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2022 11:23 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:23 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 11:23 PM (8Hw9I)
-Mitch and Kevin
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2022 10:10 PM (/NCI4)
I'd rather have Mitch and Murray...
If I'm gonna get screwed, I want them in charge!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 02, 2022 11:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 02, 2022 11:24 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:19 PM (5p7BC)
Think single-engine float plane, carried either as deck cargo, or in pieces carried inside, and assembled for launch while on surface.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2022 11:24 PM (TPGxl)
Isn't Key West quite literally crawling with homosexuals?
It's not called "The Ogunquit of the South" for nothing!
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 11:24 PM (az3vu)
Posted by: Dave
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Like this:
https://tinyurl.com/ydc3rmzj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2022 11:25 PM (4akfh)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:25 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 02, 2022 11:26 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: jewells45
We are having family over to watch THE Ohio State vs Notre Dame game. My nephew is setting up a 19 ft video screen around back and the family and all of our neighbors will be watching.
Posted by: megthered at September 02, 2022 11:26 PM (AdxHD)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik is not spongeworthy at September 02, 2022 11:27 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: The Amorous Porcupine at September 02, 2022 11:27 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 02, 2022 11:27 PM (J00IM)
Duval street is a great time, especially at night.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:28 PM (5p7BC)
It's not called "The Ogunquit of the South" for nothing!
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 11:24 PM (az3vu)
I live in New Orleans, so BFD.
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2022 11:28 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 11:28 PM (8Hw9I)
German U-boat sent to launch cruise missile attack on NYC (kernel of the story is "real", there was such a plan, or at least desire and discussion, by the Germans). Basically a V-1 launched off a sub.
There's so much amazing actual true WWII history to be portrayed in film. And the idiotic dreck that actually is made amounts to a negative, disrespect for the dead and mis-education of the audience.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2022 11:28 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Florida Man in Lederhosen
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Does Kissimmee have any alliterative festivals?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2022 11:29 PM (S4oWs)
Our favorite restaurant used to have a splendid apple crisp with vanilla ice cream. We ordered it every time we went there. So they took it off the menu and never served it again. That sort of thing ever happen to anyone else?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 11:19 PM (1Nxff)
I'll bet there was only one person who knew how to make it, and then he or she retired.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 11:29 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 02, 2022 11:29 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: megthered at September 02, 2022 11:30 PM (AdxHD)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2022 11:30 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Well, there is the Collective Can Kissing, but I think you have to be invited.
Posted by: Miklos has heard stories at September 02, 2022 11:32 PM (LyVHa)
A Borzoi girl puppy may appear to have an attention span on the picosecond scale, yet exercise great patience and develop problem-solving skills to do something evil.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 11:32 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2022 11:33 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Key West votes Left?
Posted by: Miklos is shocked (removes fork from outlet) at September 02, 2022 11:34 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: CppThis at September 02, 2022 11:34 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 11:24
Sorry to lazy to spell that, what is going there, never heard that term.
Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2022 11:34 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 02, 2022 11:35 PM (DOvc/)
It takes bad writing to whole new levels...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"
Confession: I did to. Not sure if I was too lazy to reach for the remote or couldn't turn away, like watching a train wreck.
Lots of diversity in old Middle Earth. One of the elves looked like Obama with pointy ears. Also lots of British, Irish and Scottish accents . In fact, just about everybody.
Posted by: Ripley at September 02, 2022 11:35 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 11:35 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Quint at September 02, 2022 11:35 PM (8Hw9I)
with tiki torches...and lays...wait
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 02, 2022 11:36 PM (J00IM)
Well the "inspiration" for it was in fact real, to an extent. "The Battle of Los Angeles" - basically a bunch of spooked trigger happy anti-aircraft gunners filling the night sky with fire. But why so spooked? This occurred a day after a Japanese submarine artillery attack on an oil installation at Ellwood, just west of Santa Barbara.
And there was some possible innocent trigger as well. Anti-submarine aircraft flying in from the east coast, but who hadn't informed destination airfield of their schedule (something like that, story is in "The Burning Shore" by Edward Offley - pilot involved later made the connection).
Anyway, another obscure bit of stateside WWII history. a girlfriend's mother grew up on a ranch not far from Ellwood (and near the site of Reagan's ranch). She said sheriffs came around to tell everyone to black out their windows, and make sure everyone had shotgun ammo. Local men set up road check-points. Wood from the oil pier until not long ago was part of a restaurant - "Timbers" in Goleta just north of SB.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2022 11:36 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 02, 2022 11:36 PM (ZSK0i)
https://is.gd/wZWQGM
Posted by: Ciampino - what a genius at September 02, 2022 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos is shocked (removes fork from outlet) at September 02, 2022 11:34 PM (LyVHa)
I thought they succeeded and became the "Conch Republic".
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2022 11:38 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik is not spongeworthy at September 02, 2022 11:38 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 02, 2022 11:36 PM
I think it's a perfectly fine mnemonic!
Posted by: Lettice at September 02, 2022 11:39 PM (az3vu)
Our favorite restaurant used to have a splendid apple crisp with vanilla ice cream. We ordered it every time we went there. So they took it off the menu and never served it again. That sort of thing ever happen to anyone else?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 11:19 PM (1Nxff)
No, but there was a nice restaurant within walking distance of a place I lived that went out of business after several years, followed by another one I liked in the same building, this one after only a few months. The third has been there for a few years now.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2022 11:39 PM (llON8)
https://is.gd/wZWQGM
Posted by: Ciampino
Well, okay then.
Posted by: Miklos aiming for a coveted CNN slot at September 02, 2022 11:39 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2022 11:39 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 02, 2022 11:36 PM (J00IM)
Oh, oh! You triggered the tiki torches song:
https://youtu.be/r2ZkgpRd5kM
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2022 11:40 PM (TPGxl)
https://is.gd/wZWQGM
Posted by: Ciampino - what a genius at September 02, 2022 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
That's a lot!
Poor baby.
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2022 11:40 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Well, Adelaide is 18 and her mother is 35 and she has 5 OLDER brothers. If you do the math, it makes the situation even weirder. Hopefully they are step-brothers, or at least some are....😳🫣😱
Posted by: lin-duh at September 02, 2022 11:41 PM (UUBmN)
"Ogunquit is a destination for LGBT tourists, with numerous LGBT-owned and -operated hotels,[9] restaurants, bars, theaters, and other businesses. Most of the LGBT-oriented businesses are in the village area of the town.[9]"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2022 11:42 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2022 11:42 PM (AmoqO)
In fact, he had an album with that name, Bamboo Ranch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2022 11:43 PM (ym/da)
https://www.orangepippin.com/
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2022 11:23 PM (xhaym)
thanks, lots of info there!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 11:43 PM (r46W7)
Sure, your Governor is awesome. And the cost of living isn't stupid, but, not my kind of place.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 11:44 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Toilet seat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2022 11:44 PM (4akfh)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2022 11:39 PM
You should get a second cat, Beck...
The odds are very small that you'll get another like RtC... Some competition might mellow him out
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 11:44 PM (+2aSw)
That can be easily debunked same way as 98.7% of scientists believe in global warming.
Name three now.
Posted by: Ripley at September 02, 2022 11:45 PM (PTDkx)
That mnemonic ain't no good. They misspelled lettuce!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 02, 2022 11:36 PM (ZSK0i)
They meant to say Letitia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2022 11:45 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Also had a marina at a lake up in the NC mountains, called the Boone Docks.
Posted by: Miklos so recalls at September 02, 2022 11:45 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 02, 2022 11:46 PM (HvdGw)
"You're grabbing him as he walks by? What are you, an amateur? Wait unit he's relaxing. Reading a book is best, though honestly, playing a phone game is so rewarding.?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2022 11:47 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 02, 2022 11:47 PM (7bRMQ)
OMG, that means he might be trans. OH NO. I might be shot for hate crimes.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2022 11:49 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2022 11:42 PM
There is a colloquialism in Maine -- "kickin' it to Wells', meaning to procrastinate...
The phrase alludes to a joke about dropping one's wallet in Ogunquit, but kicking it over to the neighbouring village of Wells before bending over to pick it up...
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 11:49 PM (cb89S)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2022 11:49 PM (saFHu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
How about the Astros Day?
The Kissimmee Astros Day?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 11:49 PM (anj39)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Fix yer Cat if you want.
But no cuttin' my Kubota.
Posted by: Miklos, adamant at September 02, 2022 11:49 PM (LyVHa)
Also had a marina at a lake up in the NC mountains, called the Boone Docks.
Posted by: Miklos
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Ah! More regional humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2022 11:49 PM (Bhmmq)
OMG, that means he might be trans. OH NO. I might be shot for hate crimes.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2022 11:49 PM (m0zqP)
Vet say anything to help?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 02, 2022 11:51 PM (7bRMQ)
Although I kind of wish it was.
Where's all this software supposed to go? Er, don't answer that, at least not in Horde Standard.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2022 11:52 PM (m0zqP)
https://mol.im/a/11174099
Posted by: Ciampino - I need some at September 02, 2022 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
Her Majesty flies to the PNW next week to judge shows in Stanwood, WA, including the Puget Sound Borzoi Club specialty on Saturday. The poor thing then has to fly on Sunday evening to Newark for the AKC Delegate meeting. Busy girl.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2022 11:53 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Miklos
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Ah! More regional humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
That was a Real Place
Posted by: Miklos, if memory serves at September 02, 2022 11:53 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Miklos, adamant at September 02, 2022 11:49 PM (LyVHa)
About as long as yer arm, eh?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 02, 2022 11:53 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2022 11:39
So I've been told also BC. Our old rescue Butterscotch was sleeping under my right arm last night, threw her arms
across my chest and we slept soundly. I'd submit a pic to the pet thread but no one wants to see my ugly mug.
Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2022 11:54 PM (55Qr6)
a mid-west girl you are then.
I too like seasons...yet here in Commiefornia,
it only rains demoncrates. taxes, taxes, and demoncrates.
Oh Bitches/Beaches
Hollyweird/Bitches/beaches,....Meth heads in tents with 2 dozen bicycles parked in front.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 02, 2022 11:54 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Miklos, ain't braggin' if ya done it at September 02, 2022 11:56 PM (LyVHa)
with tiki torches...and lays...wait
Posted by: Nightwatch
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My parents were disappointed that they didn't become a gold star couple.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 11:56 PM (SuvOL)
Needed a ratchet sector for the parking brake lever. Borrowed one from another car, laid in a sheet of steel, and used a spray to stencil its outline on the blank. Used recip saw, hacksaw, die grinder, bench grinder, drill press and files to make a duplicate...which works.
Got the clutch cable in, but will have to take the pedal cluster out again to fit a different gas pedal.
And the front axle beam is painted, and ready to hang on the floor pan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2022 11:56 PM (TPGxl)
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 11:56 PM (cb89S)
You don't have to type comma. What? You don't have to type the punctuation. But that's the fun part! Damn it, Robert the Cat(TM) I told you we were trying to address problems, not address postcards!
Still makes me laugh when you say it. Well, I'm not saying it. You never do. Hang on, let me click this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2022 11:57 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 11:57 PM (SuvOL)
How dare them assume its gender.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 11:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Zettai
Damn straight.
Tzampotlis don't build theyselves, you know.
Posted by: Miklos, extending #3 another 30 yards or so, depending on supply at September 02, 2022 11:59 PM (LyVHa)
https://mol.im/a/11174547
Posted by: Ciampino - probably no mistake at September 03, 2022 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 03, 2022 12:01 AM (J00IM)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tExWfRVQjNs
Home and car are two things I can think of right off the bat.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 03, 2022 12:01 AM (SuvOL)
Sure San Diego in the 70s. Sure NC and Virginia in the 80s. San Antonio in the late Eighties as a last hurrah. These are major generalizations. But for those specific places yeah, I stand by that. One last one is Northern Virginia in the late 70s. It is funny that even then it was Dem and statist. But what that meaned back then was vastly different.
Posted by: Quint at September 03, 2022 12:01 AM (8Hw9I)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2022 12:02 AM (4akfh)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge!
SMH: You are better off away from them, they are not worthy!
Forgive me if I am out of line!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 12:02 AM (hOUT3)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tExWfRVQjNs
Home and car are two things I can think of right off the bat.
Posted by: SMH
Chirrens
They don't want any, you can't afford any
Posted by: Miklos, of a rather unusual demographic at September 03, 2022 12:02 AM (LyVHa)
I live in Seattle. I was born here.
I did spend my youth in Texas. Probably where I get my sass.
But I'm a northwest girl. Always will be.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2022 12:03 AM (U2p+3)
Forgive me if I am out of line!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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You're not.
I can make jokes about it now, though at times it does bug me.
It does make me sad that they will likely never see their great-granddaughters.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 03, 2022 12:04 AM (SuvOL)
Pixy...clean up on isle 2.
Posted by: Nightwatch
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*?*
I believe that you re mistaken...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2022 12:05 AM (4akfh)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge!
*adds TWO Smiley Faces to SMH's homework*
Posted by: Miklos, of the eponymous University at September 03, 2022 12:05 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Marxists at September 03, 2022 12:05 AM (4akfh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2022 12:02 AM (4akfh)
There is. A serial number is stamped into the floorpan just forward of the access hole for the shift rod coupler. quite legible, too. And I think i have the corresponding aluminum plate off the body, too. The completed car will probably have to have an Alberta Out-Of-Province inspection, because it has been out of the system for so long. The floor pan came from a '61 Beetle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:06 AM (TPGxl)
Posted by: O days since last Workplace Error on ONT at September 03, 2022 12:07 AM (LyVHa)
Sure, your Governor is awesome. And the cost of living isn't stupid, but, not my kind of place.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 11:44 PM (U2p+3)
I don't get the allure, either, despite my being born and raised there. Nevertheless, I feel a strong urge to return before it becomes an impossibility. It's the Call of the Florida Man, I guess.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik is not spongeworthy at September 03, 2022 12:08 AM (DTX3h)
Stanwood is a little town on Camano Island. I hope She gets out to the beaches because it's just beautiful. Camano Island State Park is close and walkable. Stanwoood is in a more rural part of western wa, but close enough to the I-5 corridor that is easy to get to.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2022 12:08 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I'ma thinking that 'Ogunquit' is the exact opposite of the safe word.
"Oh baby, OH BABY OGUNQUIT!!!!"
Ewwwwww. I need to go take a shower.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2022 12:09 AM (LsEU/)
OMG, that means he might be trans. OH NO. I might be shot for hate crimes.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2022 11:49
LMAO, welcome to new "tolerant" USA, run by Dems. Jill, Susan Rice, Ron McLain will let you know what is allowed, peon.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 12:09 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2022 12:10 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Theodore at September 03, 2022 12:10 AM (GJnvT)
Pixy...clean up on isle 2.
Posted by: Nightwatch
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*?*
I believe that you re mistaken...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, e
I agree, and I think the way to unambiguously identify trolls is by their hash, NOT the comment number, because that shifts/updates if a troll is banned/eradicated.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 12:10 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 11:56 PM (SuvOL)
We kept a Blue Star flag in the window till Jr. got home.
Can't imagine otherwise.
Posted by: Javems at September 03, 2022 12:11 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 03, 2022 12:11 AM (SuvOL)
Posted by: sassy at September 03, 2022 12:12 AM (xSICi)
Can't imagine otherwise.
Posted by: Javems
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So did my folks.
They're big virtue signalers.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 03, 2022 12:12 AM (SuvOL)
Well hell yes then. My wife's family lives in and around Lake Washington. I am a fervent fisherman and would love to retire up there for that simple reason. But I am afraid too many of my former Commiefornia's have so polluted the pool so to speak that it would not be a real move at the end of the day. It will be just like Demoncrates with more rain and maybe a salmon or two.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 03, 2022 12:12 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Farmer
"Peon" is a Spanish family name. Famous family in Yucatan.
I should use that, and get all the Equity Monies.
Posted by: Don Miklosio de la Peninsula at September 03, 2022 12:12 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Quint at September 03, 2022 12:14 AM (8Hw9I)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge!
Seems like a loss for everyone, so sad indeed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 12:14 AM (hOUT3)
They're big virtue signalers.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 03, 2022 12:12 AM (SuvOL)
We were not. Perhaps just a bit superstitious.
Posted by: Javems at September 03, 2022 12:17 AM (AmoqO)
My family divorced me a long time ago.
I love them, because I have to.
But I have no illusions about them.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 03, 2022 12:17 AM (SuvOL)
Sorry Commish
Don't think I read that wrong...Blue Star parent for 5 tours
just sayin. Why would he say that shit?
Funny? No...
seemed troll to me
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 03, 2022 12:20 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: famous Sayings just made up by Miklos at September 03, 2022 12:21 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 03, 2022 12:23 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 12:23 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Quint at September 03, 2022 12:23 AM (8Hw9I)
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Don't know who you are, don't care.
My mom is an alcoholic, and my dad is her enabler.
Not all parents are loving towards their kids.
YMMV.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 03, 2022 12:25 AM (SuvOL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
The guy's Delta name was "Pinto".
Kinda figures
Posted by: Miklos, Clayton, Sidney and Jugdish at September 03, 2022 12:25 AM (LyVHa)
I'll mix em..gonna do 2 barrel olives stuffed with garlic and will just walk em past the bottle of Vermouth
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 03, 2022 12:25 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 03, 2022 12:26 AM (SuvOL)
Can't imagine otherwise.
Posted by: Javems
Yep. And every time a vehicle you didn't recognize drove by slowly in the morning you prayed "Please keep going - please God keep going!".
And my poor wife, who isn't even the natural mother of the boys, would freeze when the doorbell rang.
Ugh. Glad that is all over.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2022 12:27 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 11:56 PM (SuvOL)
In the words of my dear departed mom.... tough titty.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos at September 03, 2022 12:27 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 03, 2022 12:20 AM (J00IM)
Sometimes it is a judgement call, sometimes it is so in your face there cannot be a shred of doubt.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 12:28 AM (hOUT3)
Kinda figures
Posted by: Miklos, Clayton, Sidney and Jugdish at September 03, 2022 12:25 AM (LyVHa)
Are you seeing spots?
Posted by: Optal...Othtal...Eye Doctor at September 03, 2022 12:28 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:31 AM (TPGxl)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 03, 2022 12:23 AM (KAi1n)
SFG, that sounds like one heck of a premise. I wish you much luck in writing that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 12:31 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Optal...Othtal...Eye Doctor
There's....there's just the one, Sir.
Posted by: Pinto, proudly displaying his Pledge Pin at September 03, 2022 12:31 AM (LyVHa)
I can make jokes about it now, though at times it does bug me.
It does make me sad that they will likely never see their great-granddaughters.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 03, 2022 12:04
Time will tell. We've known each other here for a long time, truly. I'm very happy to see some reconciliation w/ your dau and grandbabes. Well heck, you have remarried the ex-ex, such a cool journey.
Be well, and get out of IL as soon as you can. Your parent's loss is just that, they are losing out, too bad.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 12:32 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Optal...Othtal...Eye Doctor at September 03, 2022 12:28 AM (7bRMQ)
Dick and Jane fell into the vat at the dry cleaning shop. They came out spotless.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:32 AM (TPGxl)
Just watching it now.
The actress who plays "Galadriel, Warrior Princess" is horrible, and, as you say, the writing is atrocious.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 03, 2022 12:33 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:32 AM (TPGxl)
Doggone! I missed that book.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 03, 2022 12:34 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:31 AM (TPGxl)
SMH is most definitely not a troll, rather a long term participant here, but I think it was a case of mistaken identity or a severe misreading of something that was posted. Not sure what really happened there.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 12:34 AM (hOUT3)
And my poor wife, who isn't even the natural mother of the boys, would freeze when the doorbell rang.
Ugh. Glad that is all over.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2022 12:27 AM (LsEU/)
Every day I drove around the corner on the way home from work I prayed that there not be a staff car parked in front to the house. I'm sure my Mom and Dad did the same.
Posted by: Javems at September 03, 2022 12:34 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:36 AM (TPGxl)
Well, as a nurse who currently is working in Mental Health, I am very sorry for your current life situation. I will with the utmost of compassion that I can type here and with all the concern, ask you to please get some help as you have stated that your life is probably full of some serious trauma.
I wish this for you and hope you can find the resources to help you. This site is probably not the best starting point but if you are able to locate resources close to you, I hope you will reach out to them.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 03, 2022 12:36 AM (J00IM)
Four on the floor, 1.6 L four banger.. know what? He got 300k + miles out of that thing before the floorboards rusted out, and it was all Energizer Bunny, just kept going.
Smooth shifting, adequate power, better handling than you might expect. Was a FAR better car than the later Chevy Chevette. America wasn't good at small cars just then, just yet. But the Pinto was better than it's reputation, wasn't a rustmobile with a Vega grenade-engine, and even the two decade later K car, really was only "even with" the Pinto, but certainly not "better".
Ah, hell. Just gimme a Nash Metropolitan, and we'll call it even.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 12:36 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 03, 2022 12:36 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: SFGoth
Reminds me of the story of the German fighter pilot who "escorted" a badly shot up American B-17 around German AA units.
Met many years after the War and became friends.
Posted by: Miklos reads a lot at September 03, 2022 12:37 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Quint at September 03, 2022 12:38 AM (8Hw9I)
I guess they didn't have fragmentation grenades in the First Age.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 03, 2022 12:38 AM (bW8dp)
Met many years after the War and became friends.
Posted by: Miklos reads a lot at September 03, 2022 12:37 AM
I know this story and I saw the painting...
Posted by: Zettai at September 03, 2022 12:39 AM (Nd1EY)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2022 12:39 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 03, 2022 12:36 AM (J00IM)
You are walking on your own dick with hobnail boots, dude. Just saying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:39 AM (TPGxl)
Jim
Renault/ American Motors Alliance
The usual suspects
Posted by: Capt. Romney-Renault at September 03, 2022 12:39 AM (LyVHa)
Met many years after the War and became friends.
Posted by: Miklos reads a lot at September 03, 2022 12:37 AM (LyVHa)
I think something like that really happened, although I thought it was a WW I event?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 12:40 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 03, 2022 12:41 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 03, 2022 12:41 AM (bW8dp)
With ears >>>this<<< big!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:42 AM (TPGxl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___
It's all good, AOP.
People are gonna people.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 03, 2022 12:44 AM (SuvOL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:44 AM (TPGxl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:42 AM (TPGxl)
That's my forearm.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 03, 2022 12:44 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 03, 2022 12:44 AM (J00IM)
Now also reminded that I met the youngest U-Boat Captain of WWII (he was not really a Captain, and about 19 years old).
Ran his boat aground in Norway rather than try pointless stupidity in the last days of the war and get his men killed.
Posted by: Miklos Forrest-Gump at September 03, 2022 12:46 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 03, 2022 12:46 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:47 AM (TPGxl)
Galadriel is Elron's mother-in-law, not his fuckpiece.
These are elves, not Bidens.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 03, 2022 12:47 AM (bW8dp)
If your parents did not measure up, do better than them. What else can we do but do better? look, I know this isn’t easy. But you have a tenacity separate from any one else. I see it as a sometimes Hordian, we all see it.
Posted by: Quint at September 03, 2022 12:47 AM (8Hw9I)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 03, 2022 12:47 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: SMH
"People....who people people....are the Peoplest People in the World"
Posted by: Miklos in best Barbra Streisand voice (it hurts) at September 03, 2022 12:50 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Well said AOP. Some people just do not seem to understand etiquette or civility.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 12:51 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 03, 2022 12:51 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
My job is to review the disappearances.
Posted by: Winston Smith at September 03, 2022 12:54 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 12:51 AM (hOUT3)
Well, I think Nightwatch is good people, too. Maybe just too quick to jump to conclusions. When I made a goof like that, my father would say, "you just broke your fishin' pole".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:54 AM (TPGxl)
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I had a friend who drove his until the the door jamb rusted through, and the driver's side door fell off. I was only surprised that he didn't keep driving it.
Posted by: Marxists at September 03, 2022 12:54 AM (ENHSe)
Posted by: Miklos in best Barbra Streisand voice (it hurts) at September 03, 2022 12:50 AM (LyVHa)
I hate people! I HATE people!
People are despicable creatures
Loathsome inexplicable creatures
Good-for-nothing kickable creatures
I hate people! I abhor them!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik is channeling Scrooge at September 03, 2022 12:55 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2022 12:55 AM (ENHSe)
People are despicable creatures
Loathsome inexplicable creatures
Good-for-nothing kickable creatures
I hate people! I abhor them!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
Yeah, Dr. Suess got kinda crabby in his old age.
A commie too, so pretty cool and predictable
Posted by: unsympathetic Miklos at September 03, 2022 12:58 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:47
Somehow we know who are the good folks on this planet.
I've met AOP, know he is one of the good ones. Hope Pogo is doing well and likes the new critter.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 12:59 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Marxists at September 03, 2022 12:54 AM (ENHSe)
The Pinto was the genesis of the Mustang II, which in turn, bequeathed its simple but rugged front suspension to dozens of hotrod shops that still build "Mustang II" front suspensions for the aftermarket.
And the Pinto engines soldiered on in many other Ford offerings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:59 AM (TPGxl)
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 12:59 AM (55Qr6)
Pogo is kind of fascinated by it. And the kitten is not afraid of Pogo. They have touched noses. Pogo hopes the kitten knocks the food dish off the table.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 01:01 AM (TPGxl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:54 AM (TPGxl)
I thought better of him, but he jumped to a conclusion, then just would not let it go!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 01:02 AM (hOUT3)
There is one exception that is not perfect, but it is full proof. Go from a blue area to a deep red area. You will be happier and your blood pressure will go down. After years I think some are skeptical. You guys are wrong.
Posted by: Quint at September 03, 2022 01:04 AM (8Hw9I)
The Pinto was the genesis of the Mustang II, which in turn, bequeathed its simple but rugged front suspension to dozens of hotrod shops that still build "Mustang II" front suspensions for the aftermarket.
And the Pinto engines soldiered on in many other Ford offerings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
My First Car was a 1975 Mustang II (Ghia, even), bought second hand.
I tend to doubt the "it's basiaclly a Pinto" because, among other things, it had the classic Ford 302 V8, and at the old Columbia Speedway it would do about 138 MPH with lots of rattles and close-to-disintegration feels and noises.
Which is exactly what a 16 year old Miklos loved.
Posted by: Nostalgic Miklos at September 03, 2022 01:04 AM (LyVHa)
Have a good evening and a great tomorrow, good people!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 03, 2022 01:05 AM (hOUT3)
Good to know... I always thought he was a Deep State Actor, even when OTHERS on here said otherwise....
Sadly, I was correct.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2022 01:08 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Comrade!
Your Sock Allocation has been increased to Zero!
Learn to code socks.
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich, Commissar of Socks under the Sock Inflation Reduction Act at September 03, 2022 01:08 AM (LyVHa)
I still can't get over the fact his father worked with Jeffrey Epstein. Its a small world. But it isn't that small
Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2022 01:09 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2022 01:10 AM (ESjRY)
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I think he's angling for that coveted VP spot on the super-hot Mike Pence presidential ticket.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 03, 2022 01:10 AM (Qzn2/)
I tend to doubt the "it's basiaclly a Pinto" because, among other things, it had the classic Ford 302 V8, and at the old Columbia Speedway it would do about 138 MPH with lots of rattles and close-to-disintegration feels and noises.
Which is exactly what a 16 year old Miklos loved.
Posted by: Nostalgic Miklos at September 03, 2022 01:04 AM (LyVHa)
It was built on the Pinto platform, suitably strengthened. Lots of room for the V8, too.
Mustang II's suffered from the "roller skate" look. Large-ish car sitting on dinky little wheels.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 01:13 AM (TPGxl)
I still can't get over the fact his father worked with Jeffrey Epstein. Its a small world. But it isn't that small
Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2022 01:09 AM (ESjRY)
you have to look at the relationships between Government.... business... and the media...
Look at who they are married to, and who their kids are... and you will see its Mandarins... Families who go to the right schools... and marry into the right family... have power.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2022 01:14 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Cicero
Aye, bagpipe Billy, gi' it a try, we'll set aboot ye
https://tinyurl.com/3s7bjhu9
Posted by: McMiklos calls the Clans to War against the McConnells and their Ilk at September 03, 2022 01:16 AM (LyVHa)
Disturbed, "The sound of Silence":
https://tinyurl.com/3366pct6
Posted by: Javems at September 03, 2022 01:18 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Nostalgic Miklos at September 03, 2022 01:04 AM (LyVHa)
Shared firewall, windshield frame & windshield, floor pans, drive-shaft tunnel, rear inner body structure and suspension pick-up points, exact same rear axle, four speed manual transmission and suspension width from the Pinto.
Don't forget, the Mercury Bobcat was a rebadged Pinto, but you could get a small (289?, i forget) V-8 in one of those, same as in the later Mustang II. Exasperating times, those.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 01:20 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Marxists at September 03, 2022 12:54 AM (ENHSe)
The Pinto was the genesis of the Mustang II, which in turn, bequeathed its simple but rugged front suspension to dozens of hotrod shops that still build "Mustang II" front suspensions for the aftermarket.
And the Pinto engines soldiered on in many other Ford offerings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:59 AM (TPGxl)
----
I bought a new Mustang II in 1974 ($3400) and took it to Africa. Left it with my BiL in 1994 when we returned here. Good car. Reliable. Manual 2.3L. Carburetor.
Posted by: Ciampino - late dinner tonght at September 03, 2022 01:20 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2022 01:24 AM (ym/da)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
That...that was my job
*sobs uncontrollably while trying to Keep Up Butch Appearances*
Posted by: Mis Lindsey, doodling "Mrs. Lindsey McCain" in notebook at September 03, 2022 01:27 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 12:59 AM (TPGxl)
Man, you're not kidding. I'm surprised there isn't a frigging riding mower out there thats built with a mustang II front end.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 01:28 AM (VwHCD)
And we had the son of a U-boat crewman here, haven't seen him much in a while. Capt. Charles. Said his dad was in a boat in the Baltic, thus much better chance of surviving.
Small world, or historically small world, or something.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 03, 2022 01:28 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2022 01:29 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 03, 2022 01:29 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 03, 2022 01:30 AM (Bd6X8)
'Twasn't just the "wee little wheels" syndrome. But it was also the front and rear overhang. One of the things that makes a BMW look "muscular" is how far and wide to the front, that the front wheel wells, wheels and tires crowd into the furthest corners of the car.
Now, look at any Fox Body mustang. Wheel arches start basically at the front edge of the front door, and there's more than 18" of "overhang" past the front of the wheel arch itself. Probiscus nosed car, looking weird with all of it's wheels tucked up tight under it's belly, and not in a four wheel crouch, like a BMW.
Common on front-wheel drive cars, and ??? on a RWD Mustang. '05 and later, they cured this malady, and current Mustangs are works of the carmaker's art.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 01:31 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2022 01:29 AM (ynpvh)
Well, my condolences for your loss, whenever it occurred. (not being snarky here)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 01:31 AM (TPGxl)
Sorry to hear that, jim. Even if you weren't speaking it still hurts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 03, 2022 01:30 AM (Bd6X
My brother threatened a restraining order against me if I ever tried to contact him or her again...just for wishing her a happy birthday a couple of years ago. Well, and the fact they perjured themselves going after me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2022 01:32 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
"same feller as owns the shotguns in the rear window rack"
Posted by: How I met Darleen at September 03, 2022 01:32 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2022 01:33 AM (ynpvh)
If you need a Moron to lean on, I'm here.
Write, and I'll send my digits, and then you can call.
Been there, amigo. Been there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 01:33 AM (tkOps)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 01:31 AM (tkOps)
Agree on that, Jim. Probably an effort to get enough "crush zone" to pass dummy crash tests. But sure contributes to the roller skate look.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 01:34 AM (TPGxl)
Gooodnight, Horde.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 03, 2022 01:35 AM (Bd6X8)
Jim
Still
If I could have my First Car or First Girl right now today?
Eaaasssyyy
The car ain't really changed much
Posted by: Sentimental Miklos at September 03, 2022 01:35 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2022 01:36 AM (ynpvh)
If you need a Moron to lean on, I'm here.
Been there, amigo. Been there.
Jim
Guys named Jim seem to have unfortunate siblings.
Posted by: Miklos has no siblings and is not named Jim at September 03, 2022 01:38 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Miklos has no siblings and is not named Jim at September 03, 2022 01:38 AM (LyVHa)
Prison is a GREAT place for mine. I hope he gets more time for bad behavior.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 01:41 AM (tkOps)
Sometimes she drives around with her top down (or so I hear, never seen it).
Posted by: Miklos has only the two (2) similar vee-hickles at September 03, 2022 01:41 AM (LyVHa)
It was funny looking, but not as odd as a Metropolitan, and only sort of roller-skaty. Much like the Lark, if built it would have been a whole order heavier than the next generation of little cars. Kind of a forerunner of the AMC Pacer and Eagle, it probably would have gotten laughed at a lot and then, years later, strangely newly respected as "ahead of its time."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 03, 2022 01:41 AM (x61Im)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
We fit 9 people into one of those on one of our prom nights. Might have been 10th or 11th grade. 3 dudes in the back, 3 chicks sitting on our laps, dude up front with a chick on his lap, and one of the chick's mom driving. yeah, back when you can do silly shit like that and not end up in a gulag.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 01:43 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
And wake up the next afternoon with both kidneys.
Posted by: Miklos survived the entire Warsaw Pact at September 03, 2022 01:46 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2022 01:47 AM (TPGxl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
No, WWII. American pilot's name was Charlie Brown. He later became chief inspector of USAID in Laos and Thailand (i.e., my father's boss's boss, something like that). I had thought he was my father's direct boss, but I appear to have been mistaken. I wasn't born until the last year of Charlie Brown's service over there.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 03, 2022 01:49 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Not again
ONT Timmy down the well AGAIN
Posted by: Lassie, with tell-all book about Lorne Greene at September 03, 2022 01:49 AM (LyVHa)
It was only THIS bit too late and not quite aggressive enough to have been considered a "musclecar". Contemporary with a Plymouth Duster, it SHOULD've been, but FoMoCo never saw fit to install the requisite guts and bits under the skin to make it so.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 01:50 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2022 01:51 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 03, 2022 01:52 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos, hoping it's the Good Stuff at September 03, 2022 01:53 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 03, 2022 01:41 AM (x61Im)
They almost named the Roadrunner the Lamancha if it wasn't for Smith. He intervened in the 11th hour just as they were getting ready to celebrate the Lamancha name. I have a '69 Roadrunner, and I'm pretty damn sure I wouldn't own it, or the 3 I had back in the day if it was called Lamancha. Thats just not right. Plymouth lamancha...jesus.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 01:53 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 03, 2022 01:56 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Man Of Not La Mancha
Posted by: Miklos, off-Broadway at September 03, 2022 01:56 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 03, 2022 01:57 AM (DOvc/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 01:57 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SFGoth
Old School Chum, what-what?
Posted by: Ernst "Putzi" Hanfstaengl at September 03, 2022 01:59 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Miklos, off-Broadway at September 03, 2022 01:56 AM (LyVHa)
yeah, way not lamancha. I don't even know wtf that means. What chucklehead names a muscle car Lamancha. Sounds like the frigging thing should be parked on the corner and have taco's sold out of it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 01:59 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 03, 2022 02:02 AM (KAi1n)
The car, not quite so much.
But I did do an absolutely perfect Bic pen rendering of a S&W Model 15 revolver in my USAF days. Lighting, shading and all. Really, a 3-D representation.
Wish I still had that sketch, it's a small proof of an undeveloped talent, alas.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:03 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2022 02:03 AM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 01:59 AM (VwHCD)
478 Had a fantastic beef/shrimp/chicken chow fun today at a Vietnamese place owned by a Chinese dude born in Vietnam.
You dudes should talk
Posted by: Multi-Culinary Fusion Miklos at September 03, 2022 02:04 AM (LyVHa)
My synapses indicate the album might be Operation:Mindcrime.
A fairly dystopian concept album.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 03, 2022 02:04 AM (ufFY8)
Nah, brah. If Ricardo Montelban could hawk Fine Corinthian Leather in the '80s, then Robert Goulet could've sang about Impossible Dreams in the '70s.
And, yep. Marketing flop. (but Goulet was one of the finest baritones of all time, FTW)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:06 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
The German Otto Lllienthal used giant rubber bands to launch gliders.
The big concrete pilings are still there at Budaors outside Budapest.
The giant rubber bands are not.
Posted by: Miklos notes the perpetual Westerly wind there at September 03, 2022 02:07 AM (LyVHa)
Good god, lamancha.
yes, I have had years of practice mocking that name.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 02:09 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 03, 2022 02:15 AM (kxugj)
"... to reach, the Impossible Carrrrrrr!"
*pours Berserker his sixteenth therapeutic bourbon of the night*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:22 AM (tkOps)
yeah, way not lamancha. I don't even know wtf that means. What chucklehead names a muscle car Lamancha. Sounds like the frigging thing should be parked on the corner and have taco's sold out of it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 01:59 AM (VwHCD)
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It brought forth 'La Leche' as a name.
Posted by: Ciampino - The Milk Car at September 03, 2022 02:26 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 03, 2022 02:28 AM (a4EWo)
The rest of us remember ever thing.
More and more like tropic thunder.
Posted by: ACE & Friends at September 03, 2022 02:29 AM (255p5)
"... to reach, the Impossible Carrrrrrr!"
*pours Berserker his sixteenth therapeutic bourbon of the night*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:22 AM (tkOps)
I'm already drinking bourbon, and have no clue who Goulet is. He can't hurt me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 02:30 AM (VwHCD)
Jim
Lightweight Miklos reclines/
Lake Day Manana
Posted by: Miklos will begin Early at September 03, 2022 02:31 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Cicero
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Well good luck w/ going for that. WTF is wrong w/ these folks?
FFS, Liz Cheney thinks she can run for Pres?
Of course I heard once of this bombastic NY businessman, had this weird show, Apprentice I think. He thought he could be Pres too. Wait, he did it it and kicked ass!
BTW, has anyone seen a creepier First Lady since Lady MacBeth, I mean Jill, the whore who we all know was doing Joe before his wife died?
Her ex has flat out said she was a cheating whore while they were md.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 02:31 AM (55Qr6)
Cruel but kind.
Posted by: ACE & Friends at September 03, 2022 02:32 AM (255p5)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 03, 2022 02:28 AM (a4EWo)
Might as well. I'll join you. Its the holiday weekend. I took the night off from kitchen remodel duty.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 02:32 AM (VwHCD)
Robert Goulet is worth 90 min of your You Tube time.
Attitude wise, he was metal, before there was metal. Era wise, he was pretty much done by the mid '70s, but early to late '60s, he OWNED the theatre stage. Think "Parks & Rec" Ric Swanson, taller and pulling more trim.
Seriously, spend some You Tube there. The man had the pipes, and all the swagger to back up the pipes.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:37 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Well, maybe one more....
Posted by: Miklos has about one (1) finger of Stoli remaining at September 03, 2022 02:40 AM (LyVHa)
But he probably ought to be introspective a bit. You clap and cheer and have immense patience with little toddlers that are completely incompetent, and you are encouraging them to accomplish things and become competent.
If as a fully grown adult, you still want everyone to sweet talk you and clap and cheer because you decided to come out of your room or because you finally completed a menial task, then maybe you are just stuck in a phase of emotional and cognitive development.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 03, 2022 02:40 AM (962kW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 02:30
I'm so old I think I recall he was md to Edie Gourmet, spelling may need correction. She was cute, IIRC.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 02:42 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 02:30
I'm so old I think I recall he was md to Edie Gourmet, spelling may need correction. She was cute, IIRC.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 02:42 AM (55Qr6)
Did they have the goulet-gourmet power hour? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 02:44 AM (VwHCD)
If as a fully grown adult, you still want everyone to sweet talk you and clap and cheer because you decided to come out of your room or because you finally completed a menial task, then maybe you are just stuck in a phase of emotional and cognitive development.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
*Big Angry Bad Sadz*
Posted by: Everybody on Twitter at September 03, 2022 02:45 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Miklos has about one (1) finger of Stoli remaining at September 03, 2022 02:40
Wait, you are fingering Stoli? I'm thinking Hill is gonna be jealous.
She is not gonna like this, she should be prezzy.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 02:46 AM (55Qr6)
This is our Business Model
Posted by: Late Nite with Lefties Shows at September 03, 2022 02:47 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 02:47 AM (Ckg4U)
small fact. My 2nd ex was a perfect blend of Edie Gourmet & Annette Futticello. Except that he had a Black Belt in shopping, and a fifth degree don on Argument-Fu.
Fourteen years, and I was exhausted. And gone. That's when I bought the Sloop New Dawn, my home for the ensuing seven years. And now I endure..
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:48 AM (tkOps)
She is not gonna like this, she should be prezzy.
Posted by: Farmer
I use a straw
'cause Classy
Posted by: Greetings from Mar-a-Miklos at September 03, 2022 02:49 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2022 02:49 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Earnest Miklos-Angley at September 03, 2022 02:50 AM (LyVHa)
I found another upside: the baby butchers over at PP latching onto gender ideology madness has some AWFLs really upset.
https://pitt.substack.com/p/the-us-tavistock
There is no downside here, at least. PP either abandons the tranny cult and faces media blowback for stepping out of line or faces the wrath of Karen which will mean less grift. They are in a tough position, one entirely deserved.
Posted by: Saber Alter (now with 30% more tranquil fury!) at September 03, 2022 02:50 AM (/sfA+)
Glad you're here, bro!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:50 AM (tkOps)
Hey Miklos, How is Mama, has the hip been replaced? Is she now your bionic Mama?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 03, 2022 02:51 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 02:44
You have always been a good wordsmith Bers, well done.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 02:52 AM (55Qr6)
I'm getting a load of Me and it still smells like farts and ammo.
...I'ma start a new magazine.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 02:53 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 03, 2022 02:53 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Surgery set for the 22nd.
Got Home Assistants started already.
Old Mama doesn't cuss at them much.
Posted by: Ernest Miklos (ther is an Importance to being Ernest) at September 03, 2022 02:54 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:50 AM (tkOps)
It's Just The Tip, Bro!
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 02:55 AM (Ckg4U)
...I'ma start a new magazine.
Posted by: Slapweasel
Start or just reload?
Posted by: Innocent Lil' Miklos at September 03, 2022 02:56 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Innocent Lil' Miklos at September 03, 2022 02:56 AM (LyVHa)
Yes.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 02:57 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jim
If I can get Darleen, Marleen, Charleen, Shirleen and Rayleen all lined up and nekkid at the same place and time....
Posted by: Miklos likes 'em reasonably clean at September 03, 2022 02:58 AM (LyVHa)
I think he's serious about making some bucks on a side hustle thing, there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:58 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: A Typical Neighborhood Miklos at September 03, 2022 02:59 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 02:47
You will get over it Slap, silly Slap.
Good to see you here bud.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 03:01 AM (55Qr6)
I think he's serious about making some bucks on a side hustle thing, there."
-Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:58 AM (tkOps)
Heating the water has a few advantages. The rig has few advantages. A lesser investment would pay more in the long-run.
The only advantage with the rig is overcoming low water pressure.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 03, 2022 03:07 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:07 AM (Ckg4U)
Jim Cramer says buy buy BUY Slapweasel Industries Pty. Ltd. (NYSE: STATIC)
Up 446% in after hours Singapore trading
Posted by: MiklosWatch at September 03, 2022 03:08 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel
They advertise about that on Matlock
Posted by: AARP Miklos at September 03, 2022 03:09 AM (LyVHa)
Howdy!
Posted by: Slapweasel
This is typically followed with a Swing Your Partner and even a Do-Si-Do
Posted by: Miklos, calling it at September 03, 2022 03:11 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: AARP Miklos at September 03, 2022 03:09 AM (LyVHa)
So I've been told by our own, esteemed "publius".
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 02:50 AM (tkOps)
It's Just The Tip, Bro!
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 02:55
I'm not sure what you are pressure washing, but I don't want to know where the tip is going, you pervs.
Be well Jim and Slap, I'm due for some rest. Be well and have a happy Biden-free tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 03:12 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miklos, calling it at September 03, 2022 03:11 AM (LyVHa)
We break with tradition, in Ohio. We usually build a fire and cast-out "The Blacks".
...the dance is happenstance.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Looks like he's done his homework, and is ready to rock.
Oh, and ladders. He's got ladders on an overhead rack on the trailer. Yep. Homework.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 03:14 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:14 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel
I think he is some kinda engineer, so what does he know.
Posted by: Miklos, relying on Andy Griffith for Medical Information at September 03, 2022 03:15 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 03:16 AM (VwHCD)
Looks like he's done his homework, and is ready to rock.
Oh, and ladders. He's got ladders on an overhead rack on the trailer. Yep. Homework."
-Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 03:14 AM (tkOps)
*HAH!* Dude's got a chemically-enhanced half-firetruck!
Four chemicals should take care of 95% homeowner cases. The rest can be hand-sprayed and hose-rinsed.
Your neighbor has a lot of investment in this.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:21 AM (Ckg4U)
(he won't remember this tomorrow)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:14
BS Slap, I always remember your Hot Ass, LOL
Say hi to the folks and your chef Bro.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 03:22 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Classy. Luxurious. Really the best, amazing what this guy does. Could probably do a whole casino, in what, 2-3 hours? Great guy, amazing guy.
Posted by: Miklos J. Trump at September 03, 2022 03:22 AM (LyVHa)
-Posted by: Miklos, relying on Andy Griffith for Medical Information at September 03, 2022 03:15 AM (LyVHa)
That fella eats okra. Seems the Odd-Sort.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2022 03:16 AM (VwHCD)
Every time you make love to her, bro. Every time you make love.
(just do your best to convince her that a mouse is an "elephant", right?)
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX (now to the snozzzzzrrrr)
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2022 03:24 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Slapweasel
Oh lord.
That man don't even know about Maintenance and Upkeep.
Posted by: Miklosian Waffle House Services at September 03, 2022 03:24 AM (LyVHa)
Say hi to the folks and your chef Bro."
-Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 03:22 AM (55Qr6)
I knew he was going to say that. It's astrology and shit.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:26 AM (Ckg4U)
I think he is some kinda engineer, so what does he know.
Posted by: Miklos
-----
One of those cow colleges, I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2022 03:26 AM (Wmbtn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 03, 2022 03:27 AM (a4EWo)
*bouncy theme music*
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:27 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2022 03:28 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2022 03:26 AM (Wmbtn)
Yeah! Those folks thing that the Scientific Process and the Reproduction of "Studies" seem to be what Yokels would call "A Standard".
*HAH!*
...fags.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:29 AM (Ckg4U)
*bouncy theme music*
Posted by: Slapweasel
*says something while dancing with muppet head moves for the kids*
Posted by: Karine Miklos-Pierre at September 03, 2022 03:30 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Karine-ing Into Darkness at September 03, 2022 03:32 AM (Ckg4U)
...fags.
Posted by: Slapweasel
Clempson makes cheese. Clempson.
Cheese
Just think about that. Cheese. Made by people. Who make cheese. By people. Who call it *awkwardly gesticulates, cackles, grins imbecilically*...cheese.
Posted by: Vice Resident Kamaliklos at September 03, 2022 03:35 AM (LyVHa)
I am now a Racist, Anti-Semitic, Homophobic Bigot.
Otherwise known as "Christian Nationalist".
Watch the idiots squirm when I capitalize "White".
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:39 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:24
LMAO, I'm a Libra, now calm down young stud. Be well Slap, and good luck w/ the folks tomorrow.
If you have time shoot me an email. I've got a lot to talk about, if you have the time. If not, no biggie. Time for sleep here. Sleep well.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 03:39 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Michael Nesmith's Mom at September 03, 2022 03:40 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2022 03:40 AM (9Spbq)
Love you, brother. Be well, amigo. I live in my own little Time-Zone, as you know.
*Fist-Bump*
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:43 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:43 AM (Ckg4U)
"You ain't Ready! Ain't None of you Ready!"
Posted by: Slapweasel
I think the net tank top and mullet is a good look for you.
Had to hide Darleen's eyes, although mainly it was your Firebird she liked.
Posted by: Miklos understands about youthful hormones and all at September 03, 2022 03:43 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 03, 2022 03:27
Yes, still here, TY DDS, you are a kind soul.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 03:43 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Michael Nesmith's Mom at September 03, 2022 03:40 AM (LyVHa)
Cagy.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:46 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 03, 2022 03:48 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 03, 2022 03:52 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2022 03:55 AM (k8B25)
Love you, brother. Be well, amigo. I live in my own little Time-Zone, as you know.
*Fist-Bump*
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:43
Farmer would hang-in as long as I kept him on the hook. He's a Good Man.
Love you, brother. Be well, amigo. I live in my own little Time-Zone, as you know.
I'm glad you and yours are well. BTW, tell Mom and Dad to stop giving you such a hard time. Your old friend from IL wants them to give their son a break. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2022 03:58 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 03:59 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2022 04:00 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip
*remain silent, try not to breathe or make noise*
Posted by: Skip's blueberries at September 03, 2022 04:01 AM (yhUV4)
Posted by: Third Cousin Miklos Twice Removed by Court Order at September 03, 2022 04:03 AM (yhUV4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, speaking as Kamala Harris at September 03, 2022 04:03 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2022 04:05 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: the Blueberries at September 03, 2022 04:07 AM (yhUV4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
You're supposed to sing a bit of "Good Night Irene"
It's Tradition
Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos, Sláinte! at September 03, 2022 04:09 AM (yhUV4)
Posted by: Skip nood advisor at September 03, 2022 04:10 AM (k8B25)
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Posted by: Rhonda Barrett at September 03, 2022 12:34 PM (zj+zS)
Now do Ukrainian equipment. You can always tell when somebody doesn't know f**k all about what is really going on in Ukraine. Thanks to American and UK neocon arseholes, Ukraine is being rototilled by Russia... and there are still losers who don't know what is happening or why.
Just send Zelensky another $12 billion, right WD?
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