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Fum Fi Foe Fee! I Smell The Blood Of An ONT!

Welcome to Friday meme madness! Say, have you ever considered churches?

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Fido Friday: Lets go for a stay!


A tale told in 3 tweets

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I would so watch this series

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If you're going to carry a gun, get expert instruction first

Guy's a fool, but I admire his sangfroid: “Yeah”.


And after that guy's instruction, this can be you!

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Someone finally hit her with a clue by four

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Science corner


I think this is fake, nobody ever gives one of those

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H/t Doof


Colorado has the most imaginative perverts

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If you don't know, a “furry” is someone who dresses up as an animal to have sex with someone else dressed as an animal.

I don't like the new Teletubbies


AtC's worst nightmare

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OK, this is funny

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And so it begins


Oxford comma FTW

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Wholesome content

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I've been going about my short game all wrong..


Chad

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Chad part 2

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Loop the loop!


I found some old Pluto gifs from way back in the day
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I need this service

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by sound financial advice:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)

2

Abaft, ſodomites & ſodomettes!

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2022 10:00 PM (puAGF)

3
Sometimes

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 19, 2022 10:01 PM (I2B1v)

4 Yo Friday ONT

Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at August 19, 2022 10:01 PM (xGD5I)

5 good evening all

Posted by: wing at August 19, 2022 10:02 PM (PlW9M)

6 I plead the 5th?

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 10:02 PM (duT0u)

7 Close, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

8 Hey Horde, Happy Friday. Prodigious ONT, Weird Dave, nice job, off to read content.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 19, 2022 10:03 PM (a4EWo)

9 Awesome ONT WeirdDave thank you! I love golfing, you only need one good shot every year to keep you coming back!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 19, 2022 10:03 PM (Yh3xC)

10 In the top picture he is holding a decapitated chicken/turkey why?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 10:04 PM (HJDAV)

11 anyways

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:04 PM (7Vil+)

12 Doh! Missed by that much. (1)

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 10:04 PM (duT0u)

13 Hey WD! TY for ont, now i shall read content. (Sniffs)

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 19, 2022 10:05 PM (3Or4S)

14 In the top picture he is holding a decapitated chicken/turkey why?


It was less likely to try and fly away than when the head was attached.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 10:05 PM (Bd6X8)

15 What's with all the huskies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 10:05 PM (HJDAV)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2022 10:08 PM (T4tVD)

17 Garak was one of my favorite characters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2022 10:08 PM (63Dwl)

18 Also, that is unfair to protestant churches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 10:08 PM (HJDAV)

19 Howdy wing. Howdy DDS!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 19, 2022 10:08 PM (nxdel)

20 I not only "think" dental implants are expensive; I KNOW dental implants are expensive.

Internet ads are the best ads.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2022 10:09 PM (XIJ/X)

21 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2022 10:10 PM (LsEU/)

22 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

I get to look forward to a weekend of panicked emails from professors who waited until the last minute to get their classes ready for Monday....

Wheee!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 10:10 PM (K5n5d)

23 you only need one good shot every year to keep you coming back!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 19, 2022 10:03 PM (Yh3xC)

New three wood, maybe 1994? 1st tee...250 yards straight down the middle.

I still think about that shot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2022 10:11 PM (XIJ/X)

24
Looking at the vat of mercury and reminiscing. How I survived graduate school and my early professional career is a mystery. Mercury bubblers on the Schlenk line, mercury diffusion pumps, making sodium-mercury emulsions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 10:12 PM (1Nxff)

25 In the Furry map, most states and provinces do foxes, wolves, bears, horses, etc.

CO has to be different. They chose snow leopards. What a bunch of pretentious douches.

Nebraska is dragons (?), while CA is bunnies. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:12 PM (/NCI4)

26 In the top picture he is holding a decapitated chicken/turkey why?

Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

What a geek.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2022 10:12 PM (LsEU/)

27 Garak is the most interesting character across all incarnations of Star Trek. I'd absolutely watch a show based around him. Or would have. Can't imagine what other actor could take up the mantle.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 19, 2022 10:12 PM (RFKzk)

28 Step right this way, I've got a cheap box of already sliced "sausage" for you right over here.
Posted by: Questionable Deli Worker at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (ftFVW)
---
The actor who played Garak wrote a Star Trek novel about his character.

Garak was always fun to watch. You just never knew what side he was on, though you always knew he was looking out for himself first.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 10:12 PM (K5n5d)

29 Hey Jewells, We need a phone call soon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 19, 2022 10:12 PM (a4EWo)

30 What a geek.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2022 10:12 PM (LsEU/)

He doesn't appear to have a mouth.

*ponder*

That would make a good picture, that costume mouth splits open and has a Pennywise mouth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 10:13 PM (HJDAV)

31 Hey Jewells, We need a phone call soon.
Posted by: Debby



that is not how any of this works

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:13 PM (7Vil+)

32 I just noticed that there are lots of dragon states, while Indiana does hyenas. Very odd.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:14 PM (/NCI4)

33 DDS indeed we do! This weekend. I'll give you a ring.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 19, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)

34 you only need one good shot every year to keep you coming back!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 19, 2022 10:03 PM (Yh3xC)

New three wood, maybe 1994? 1st tee...250 yards straight down the middle.

I still think about that shot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

That's almost as good as reading the content !

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2022 10:15 PM (T4tVD)

35
Catholics used to have churches like that. Post Vatican II, however, it's a race to make them as modern and ugly as possible. They aren't even oriented with the altar to the east.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 10:15 PM (1Nxff)

36 Meghan McCain is right for one of the first times in her fat life; I also am playing my mid-game completely wrong; and I want to hang out with the 78 year old golfer. Great stuff.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 10:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

37 25 In the Furry map, most states and provinces do foxes, wolves, bears, horses, etc.

CO has to be different. They chose snow leopards. What a bunch of pretentious douches.

Nebraska is dragons (?), while CA is bunnies. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:12 PM (/NCI4)

----------------------------

Kinda surprised none of the states chose Yeti.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 19, 2022 10:16 PM (RFKzk)

38 Pluto seems to be a pain in Uranus.

ONT Greetings, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2022 10:16 PM (tkOps)

39 Catholics used to have churches like that. Post Vatican II, however, it's a race to make them as modern and ugly as possible. They aren't even oriented with the altar to the east.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 10:15 PM (1Nxff)

Agreed, my childhood church was originally built as a gymnasium.

This is also why finding the Latin Mass in a new place is a good idea- you are not usually in a shack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 10:17 PM (HJDAV)

40 howdy Jewells
hope all is well

Posted by: wing at August 19, 2022 10:17 PM (PlW9M)

41 in fairness, it is funny that nobody in the bible ever says you need to have obnoxiously expensive churches.

it is almost as if they are not supposed to be that way.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:17 PM (7Vil+)

42 Kinda surprised none of the states chose Yeti.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 19, 2022 10:16 PM (RFKzk)

If they had included Canada you would have had to include Indians.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 10:17 PM (HJDAV)

43 Great ONT, WD! Sorry about my comment last night . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in TX at August 19, 2022 10:18 PM (KTPXo)

44 I'm surprised raccoons aren't more popular. Must be a Mormon thing.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:18 PM (tp+tP)

45 My darling wife and former English / Grammar teacher laughed out loud at the grammar and syntax posts. Bravo.

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 19, 2022 10:18 PM (l9luy)

46 Doing okay wing. Worked on the Etsy shop today. Slow but sure getting it where I want it. Thankfully the weather cooperating and got some good pics. Got my laptop back for the third time. I think it's fixed!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 19, 2022 10:19 PM (nxdel)

47 in fairness, it is funny that nobody in the bible ever says you need to have obnoxiously expensive churches.

""""

Solomon may have had a different point of view

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 19, 2022 10:19 PM (7ZQe3)

48 What's with all the huskies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

I was more interested in the dragon states. How exactly does that qualify as furry. They's have to come up with a new name for some of the non-mammals.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 19, 2022 10:20 PM (ftFVW)

49 Catholics used to have churches like that. Post Vatican II, however, it's a race to make them as modern and ugly as possible.

My vote for ugliest cathedral is the The Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la Sagrada Família in Barcelona.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagrada_Fam%C3%ADlia

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:20 PM (/NCI4)

50 Evening, WD! Some funny WTF's tonight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:20 PM (v7z6X)

51 I was raised Lutheran and understood the modesty church thing, but I've come around. If there's any reason to use our skills to build an amazingly beautiful structure, it's to honor and worship and glorify God.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 10:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

52 New three wood, maybe 1994? 1st tee...250 yards straight down the middle.

I still think about that shot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2022 10:11 PM (XIJ/X)




Hahahaha yep I played with a buddy/client that's pretty good, I played my old mid 90s Callaway 3 wood all day and hit it down the middle most of the time! And he gave me shit all day about not hitting a big ass $500 driver like he was hitting but I was right next to him all day

Posted by: NC Ref at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (Yh3xC)

53 in fairness, it is funny that nobody in the bible ever says you need to have obnoxiously expensive churches.

""""

Solomon may have had a different point of view
Posted by: Pete Se


in fairness, was he catholic?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (7Vil+)

54 In the top picture he is holding a decapitated chicken/turkey why?
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 10:04 PM (HJDAV)


His name is Colin . . .

Posted by: Some Uruguayan Rugby Team at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (xhaym)

55
This is also why finding the Latin Mass in a new place is a good idea- you are not usually in a shack.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 10:17 PM (HJDAV)

__________

The style of our chapel is Southwest Spanish. But if austere it's also dignified.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (1Nxff)

56 So today I replaced the aerator pump on the septic system. The alarm started going off and I had a service come diagnose it. Bad pump, they said. $625 to fix. Called around, that's the going rate. Looked online and a new pump was $250. Ordered one, and it literally took me less than 15 minutes to do. I'm sure they could do it in 5. I understand paying for folks who know how to do the job, but $375 for 5 minutes work seems like a lot.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (9OiHd)

57 Hiya JT.

Watching Sherlock season 4. British drama before it became intolerably woke. Highly recommended.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (g1EEm)

58 41 in fairness, it is funny that nobody in the bible ever says you need to have obnoxiously expensive churches.

it is almost as if they are not supposed to be that way.
Posted by: confederatefifth


"For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

59 The dog on the tweet that won't walk is a golden retriever
They do that sometimes- lie down strike

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (I9HNA)

60 If there's any reason to use our skills to build an amazingly beautiful structure, it's to honor and worship and glorify God.
Posted by: LASue


in fairness, that is not what that was about

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (7Vil+)

61 Speaking of grammar and syntax, my darling wife is absolutely NOT also my former teacher. Although, she can absolutely pull off the hot librarian look…

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (l9luy)

62 38 Pluto seems to be a pain in Uranus.

ONT Greetings, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2022 10:16 PM (tkOps)

-------------------------------

Pluto's a dog, not an otter.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (RFKzk)

63 Kinda surprised none of the states chose Yeti.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 19, 2022 10:16 PM (RFKzk)

If they had included Canada you would have had to include Indians.


They did. The Canadians chose normal animals.

DC and RI also chose hyena. I need to read more carefully.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (/NCI4)

64 Ahhhh, ok.

(Hoosier wondering WTF all that laughing is about??!!)

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (3Or4S)

65 It was less likely to try and fly away than when the head was attached.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 10:05 PM (Bd6X

Dill pickle, pill dickle. Easy mistake to make.

'Specially if you mumble.

Posted by: Bob Dillon at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (v7z6X)

66 Catholics used to have churches like that. Post Vatican II, however, it's a race to make them as modern and ugly as possible. They aren't even oriented with the altar to the east.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 10:15 PM (1Nxff)


See, this is the bane of my existence. I want an ornate church with an elaborate and traditional liturgy, not the strip mall joint where they give you grape soda and crackers for Communion. But almost every time, it's those gorgeous churches that have the nutso leftist theology, and the strip mall places stick the closest to the Bible. Why can't I ever get traditional liturgy *and* traditional theology?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (tp+tP)

67 Good evening morons and thanks for all the memes wd

Here's a word I knew but didn't know how to pronounce; epitome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2022 10:23 PM (EZebt)

68 in fairness, was he catholic?

"""

He was sort of a Pre-Catholic

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 19, 2022 10:23 PM (7ZQe3)

69 in fairness, was he catholic?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (7Vil+)



I was raised Catholic but have some serious issues with them. So Christian, reffed a Christian league game today and some of the players weren't very Christian LOL

Posted by: NC Ref at August 19, 2022 10:23 PM (Yh3xC)

70 Oxford comma FTW

Hey, you try surviving in prison for 800 years

Posted by: Nelson Mandela at August 19, 2022 10:23 PM (dGxJ1)

71 He was sort of a Pre-Catholic
Posted by: Pete S


so, not relevant

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:24 PM (7Vil+)

72 Watching Sherlock season 4. British drama before it became intolerably woke. Highly recommended.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (g1EEm)


Uhhhhh......I have some bad news for you.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:24 PM (tp+tP)

Posted by: NC Ref at August 19, 2022 10:24 PM (Yh3xC)

74 I was raised Lutheran and understood the modesty church thing, but I've come around. If there's any reason to use our skills to build an amazingly beautiful structure, it's to honor and worship and glorify God.

Ditto. However, I love the over the top cathedrals in Europe. Pity nobody there actually goes to church.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (/NCI4)

75 The Barrel is not ornate.

Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (oTZbj)

76 Well headed to the barrel. Awesome Friday night!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (Yh3xC)

77 I not only "think" dental implants are expensive; I KNOW dental implants are expensive.

Internet ads are the best ads.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2022 10:09 PM (XIJ/X)

Get them done in Mexico. Going rate is about 1400 bucks per tooth. Dentists are trained in USA and Canada. Equipment is up to date. The rate in Mesa, AZ, has come down to be competitive.

Posted by: Bob Dillon at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (v7z6X)

78 >>> 41 in fairness, it is funny that nobody in the bible ever says you need to have obnoxiously expensive churches.

it is almost as if they are not supposed to be that way.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:17 PM (7Vil+)

Well then find me the chapter where is says you *don't* need to have them, mister smarty pants!

Posted by: Joel Osteen at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (llON8)

79 The Oxford comma can, with one little lowly etch, preserve Western Civilization. Or protect a tightly kept secret. Who knew? No wonder Winnie stayed with him while he was in prison.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (duT0u)

80 Catholics used to have churches like that. Post Vatican II, however, it's a race to make them as modern and ugly as possible. They aren't even oriented with the altar to the east.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Ah yes - I believe that is known as The Chicken Coop School of Architecture.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)

81 HiPoint.
Sure. They're ugly. Inexpensive. Heavy.
But also a lifetime warranty.
And oh...they shoot good!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (anj39)

82 75 The Barrel is not ornate.
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (oTZbj)


But it is functional...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (hOUT3)

83 so, not relevant

"""

Well, he is in the Catholic Bible, so there's that

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 19, 2022 10:26 PM (7ZQe3)

84 59 The dog on the tweet that won't walk is a golden retriever
They do that sometimes- lie down strike
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (I9HNA)

---------------------------------

When we had to travel with our cat, we tried using a leash at rest stops. She wouldn't move at all with the leash on.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 19, 2022 10:26 PM (RFKzk)

85 I was more interested in the dragon states. How exactly does that qualify as furry. They's have to come up with a new name for some of the non-mammals.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 19, 2022 10:20 PM (ftFVW)


Dallas, (Oregon) high school mascot was the Dragon. Dallas was also one of the hubs for the KKK in Oregon way back when.
Never knew if there was a link or not

Posted by: Some Uruguayan Rugby Team at August 19, 2022 10:26 PM (xhaym)

86 My vote for ugliest cathedral is the The Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la Sagrada Família in Barcelona.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagrada_Fam%C3%ADlia
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:20 PM (/NCI4)

that one helped me understand how the word "gaudy" became an adjective and not just a proper name.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)

87

Close tags are teh ghey...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2022 10:27 PM (P3Haq)

88 Hi Point. The Miller Light of Whiskeys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)

89 Stupid (blue and white) sock

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2022 10:27 PM (xhaym)

90 Well, he is in the Catholic Bible, so there's that
Posted by: Pete S

yeah in the first half, not the part with the most recent teachings.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:27 PM (7Vil+)

91 The Barrel is not ornate.

No, but it has been known to get people praying.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 10:27 PM (Bd6X8)

92 in fairness, it is funny that nobody in the bible ever says you need to have obnoxiously expensive churches.

it is almost as if they are not supposed to be that way.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:17 PM (7Vil+)

Exodus is full of specific instructions on how to build the very impressive Tabernacle and King Solomon built the Temple according to God's instructions (I can't remember the scripture) which included covering most things in gold, silver and jewels. Of course, Jesus became the new Temple but I don't think ornate and beautiful churches offend God.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 10:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

93
Why can't I ever get traditional liturgy *and* traditional theology?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (tp+tP)

_________

The ICKSP and FSSP like taking over those old places and restoring them. I went to St. Lawrence in Harrisburg, PA recently. Classic design, lots of stone, wood pews.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 10:28 PM (1Nxff)

94 Watching Sherlock season 4. British drama before it became intolerably woke. Highly recommended.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (g1EEm)

The Sherlock episode "A Scandal in Belgravia" is probably my favorite one in the series.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2022 10:28 PM (mdjgu)

95 76 Well headed to the barrel. Awesome Friday night!
Posted by: NC Ref

Don't buy the gum, it tastes like rubber.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 10:28 PM (dGxJ1)

96 Here's a word I knew but didn't know how to pronounce; epitome.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2022 10:23 PM (EZebt

Khaki.

Ka haky?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 10:28 PM (mE7cY)

97 Remember, Solomon's view of Churches was like the Highlander - There Can Only be One!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 10:29 PM (r46W7)

98 Of course, Jesus became the new Temple but I don't think ornate and beautiful churches offend God.
Posted by: LASue


in fairness, they are more about the glory of man.noobody needs ornate churches.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 10:29 PM (7Vil+)

99 Looking at the vat of mercury and reminiscing. How I survived graduate school and my early professional career is a mystery. Mercury bubblers on the Schlenk line, mercury diffusion pumps, making sodium-mercury emulsions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 10:12 PM (1Nxff)

I remember is sixth grade being urged to immerse my hand into a liter beaker of liquid mercury. Felt weird, huge pressure on skin. But it never killed me. You could probably drink a fair dose of liquid mercury, and have nothing for your trouble but an amazing case of the shits. It's certain mercury salts and organometallic compounds that are the nasty stuff.

Somewhere, I still have about 2 ounces of liquid mercury in an apothecary jar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:30 PM (v7z6X)

100 yeah in the first half, not the part with the most recent teachings.

"""

It's all one big, continuous story. Gotta take it in it's totality. But that's a whole other discussion

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 19, 2022 10:30 PM (7ZQe3)

101 Dallas, (Oregon) high school mascot was the Dragon. Dallas was also one of the hubs for the KKK in Oregon way back when.
Never knew if there was a link or not


Somebody will claim there was and try to get the mascot changed to the slugs. UC Santa Cruz will then attempt to sue over copyrights.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 10:30 PM (Bd6X8)

102 but I don't think ornate and beautiful churches offend God.
Posted by: LASue

And we're all very impressed down here, I can tell you.

Posted by: Catholic School Priest at August 19, 2022 10:31 PM (ftFVW)

103 Well, he is in the Catholic Bible, so there's that

AKA, The Bible

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 19, 2022 10:31 PM (l9luy)

104 Of course, Jesus became the new Temple but I don't think ornate and beautiful churches offend God.
Posted by: LASue


Re the cathedrals in Europe: Since the people they served were mostly illiterate and had very hard lives, the grand cathedrals were meant to awe them and put them in a religious frame of mind. They still work.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:31 PM (/NCI4)

105 We're financing all of these tacos, why not a couple of pizzas?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 19, 2022 10:31 PM (iRfpu)

106 I just noticed that there are lots of dragon states, while Indiana does hyenas. Very odd.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:14 PM (/NCI4)

Obvious answer is that likely there are so few searches in total, that one or two ringers can skew the average, big time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:32 PM (v7z6X)

107 My vote for ugliest cathedral is the The Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la Sagrada Família in Barcelona.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagrada_Fam%C3%ADlia
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:20 PM (/NCI4)


Yeah....that's....yikes.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:32 PM (tp+tP)

108 See, this is the bane of my existence. I want an ornate church with an elaborate and traditional liturgy, not the strip mall joint where they give you grape soda and crackers for Communion. But almost every time, it's those gorgeous churches that have the nutso leftist theology, and the strip mall places stick the closest to the Bible. Why can't I ever get traditional liturgy *and* traditional theology?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (tp+tP)

Find a church with a latin mass. There are several apps that help locate them. If you're ever in Austin, try St. Mary's cathedral downtown. They have several latin masses a day and its pretty. Not huge, but you'll like it.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 10:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

109 No gerbils in the furry map. Sad.

Posted by: Mr Gere at August 19, 2022 10:32 PM (oTZbj)

110 Living 800 years gave Mandela plenty of time to collect those dildoes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:32 PM (yQpMk)

111 Great ONT, WD! Sorry about my comment last night . . . .

Don't worry about it. I just gather up all the crap and throw it out there, you guys can do with it as you will. If one particular ONT has too many serious links, come back tomorrow and they'll be a clown riding a zebra talking about sex with Martians.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 10:32 PM (9OiHd)

112 it is almost as if they are not supposed to be that way.
Posted by: confederatefifth


I disagree. I hold that the problem with US cities is that they have no cathedrals. I don't mean ornate buildings, but a center of community life. An anchor. We all send out money to DC perverts, I would rather send it to local perverts in a nice building. (That was a joke, I do not want to diss the Catholics) - I am serious that we have lost all community cohesion, and if building a big ornate community center with lots of rituals does nothing else it is worth it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 10:33 PM (dGxJ1)

113 Why can't I ever get traditional liturgy *and* traditional theology?
Posted by: Dr. T

Old Catholic meme:

Church leaders: "The Church needs to listen to our young people!"
Young People: "We want tradition, chant, incense, orthodox preaching and sound doctrine!"
Church leaders: "You hear that!!? They want guitar Masses!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2022 10:33 PM (LsEU/)

114 WOW, steeples pointing to "heaven" prove they are godly, but some crazy shopping mall Protestant church proves they are devilish? REALLY?

so much to unpack ... you are defending the selling of indulgences ... Luther was a heretic because the Pope speaks ex cathedra, directly from the mouth of God, and can never be wrong, even as he tortures good people to force them to confess"? yeah, go with that.

My stone wall Lutheran church of my youth is pretty awesome, but indeed the protestants still cling to much of the terrible pagan doctrine that the Catholics cling to. But WOW, Dave, you really want to cling to your religion of "our cathedrals point to heaven" as your doctrinal proof that Protestants are demonic?

OK, maybe it is just a joke .. but no, it is not a joke.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 10:33 PM (Cus5s)

115 Spoiler: it's all bullshit to feed you false hope and separate you from your money. I'm sending y'all to hell without exception.

Posted by: God at August 19, 2022 10:34 PM (K9Eal)

116 worked the county fair booth for the republicans to night, had a game that the kids could play for candy and stuff, they spin the wheel and then have to answer a question little guy about 4 question who was the first president his answer was God
made my night

Posted by: jadedlady at August 19, 2022 10:34 PM (DFQwd)

117 No gerbils in the furry map. Sad.
Posted by: Mr Gere

I doubt many folks are interested in actually climbing up inside the, ehem, back door.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 19, 2022 10:34 PM (ftFVW)

118 96 Here's a word I knew but didn't know how to pronounce; epitome.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2022 10:23 PM (EZebt
Khaki.
Ka haky?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 10:28 PM (mE7cY)

Harrison Ford's fashion advice - Don't Get Khaki, Kid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 10:34 PM (r46W7)

119 I disagree. I hold that the problem with US cities is that they have no cathedrals. I don't mean ornate buildings, but a center of community life. An anchor. We all send out money to DC perverts, I would rather send it to local perverts in a nice building. (That was a joke, I do not want to diss the Catholics) - I am serious that we have lost all community cohesion, and if building a big ornate community center with lots of rituals does nothing else it is worth it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 10:33 PM (dGxJ1)


Makes sense.

Also, if the heavens proclaim the glory of God, why can't our architects do the same?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:34 PM (tp+tP)

120 You could probably drink a fair dose of liquid mercury, and have nothing for your trouble but an amazing case of the shits. It's certain mercury salts and organometallic compounds that are the nasty stuff.

Mercury used to be prescribed for syphilis. It was either the elemental form or mercurous chloride (calomel).

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:34 PM (/NCI4)

121 {{{Debby}}}! I hope you are doing okay.

Also, hello Horde!

I booked a hotel room near Reagan airport so I don’t have to fight traffic tomorrow morning to get to my 3pm flight to Nantucket.

I hope that the place I am staying at has WiFi.

Posted by: Theodore at August 19, 2022 10:35 PM (2EXVG)

122 If one particular ONT has too many serious links, come back tomorrow and they'll be a clown riding a zebra talking about sex with Martians.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 10:32 PM (9OiHd)


Adam Schiff?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 10:35 PM (mE7cY)

123 Ordered one, and it literally took me less than 15 minutes to do. I'm sure they could do it in 5. I understand paying for folks who know how to do the job, but $375 for 5 minutes work seems like a lot.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (9OiHd)

Or you could just huff CO2 before you pee in the toilet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:35 PM (v7z6X)

124 81 HiPoint.
Sure. They're ugly. Inexpensive. Heavy.
But also a lifetime warranty.
And oh...they shoot good!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2022 10:25 PM (anj39)

I had a problem with one of their carbines right out of the box. Drove down to their factory, they fixed it up and gave me 3free mags for my trouble. Good folks.

Posted by: clutch at August 19, 2022 10:35 PM (9UmRs)

125 101 Dallas, (Oregon) high school mascot was the Dragon. Dallas was also one of the hubs for the KKK in Oregon way back when.
Never knew if there was a link or not


Somebody will claim there was and try to get the mascot changed to the slugs. UC Santa Cruz will then attempt to sue over copyrights.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 10:30 PM (Bd6X

--------------------------------

Out of curiosity, I looked up klan titles. They sound like a D&D campaign!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 19, 2022 10:35 PM (RFKzk)

126 My vote for ugliest cathedral is the The Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la Sagrada Família in Barcelona.

I kind of feel bad for Barcelona with that. Gaudi took like 30 years to build that turd and he did a lot of brilliant and interesting engineering but it looks like utter crap. They try hard to push it, they act eager and like they respect it but it looks like a church built by mud dauber wasps

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 10:35 PM (Ivdso)

127 Khaki.

Ka haky?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 10:28 PM (mE7cY)

The Brits pronounce it "Cocky,"which can be a little confusing if talking about pants.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 10:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

128 New three wood, maybe 1994? 1st tee...250 yards straight down the middle.

I still think about that shot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2022 10:11 PM (XIJ/X)
***

I've joined the local course senior mens club. Those dudes are old!
But I took $30 off 'em last Tuesday.
Heh heh. Heh.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2022 10:36 PM (anj39)

129 Church I basically grew up in. Methodist. Original construction in 1839. Mom and Dad are buried out back.

https://tinyurl.com/2mm3kep5



Posted by: Javems at August 19, 2022 10:36 PM (AmoqO)

130 Spoiler: it's all bullshit to feed you false hope and separate you from your money. I'm sending y'all to hell without exception.
Posted by: God at August 19, 2022 10:34 PM (K9Eal)


That's fair.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:36 PM (tp+tP)

131 Before Vatican II, all Catholic church altars faced "ad orientum", facing the East.

When I walk into a Catholic church I want to see two things.

A big crucifix over the altar and the tabernacle immediately under it.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 19, 2022 10:36 PM (JVCkA)

132 Apropos of nothing, I have Dark Side of the Moon cranked up. Mrs928 is yelling at me from the great room.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:37 PM (yQpMk)

133 I'm going to be in that church in three weeks (Il duomo in Milan). I will post a snarky comment from there on the ONT.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 19, 2022 10:37 PM (Spr0s)

134 Relayer is next, turned up to 11.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:37 PM (yQpMk)

135 But WOW, Dave, you really want to cling to your religion of "our cathedrals point to heaven" as your doctrinal proof that Protestants are demonic?

OK, maybe it is just a joke .. but no, it is not a joke.


Lighten up, Francis. God has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:37 PM (/NCI4)

136 addendum "I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, From whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the LORD, Which made heaven and earth."

well that is KJV ... better is "will I lift up mine eyes to the hills? (the pagans worshipped the tree in the hills, the trees pointed to heaven, to their pagan gods) (NO) My help cometh form the LORD which MADE heaven and earth" (not from the trees that point to heaven, but to the Lord God that MADE the trees).

but sure, preach the paganism of steeples, and trees, phallic symbols as well. good grief

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 10:38 PM (Cus5s)

137 129 Church I basically grew up in. Methodist. Original construction in 1839. Mom and Dad are buried out back.

https://tinyurl.com/2mm3kep5
Posted by: Javems at August 19, 2022 10:36 PM (AmoqO)

I love that style, that's classic Americana right there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 10:38 PM (r46W7)

138 I kind of feel bad for Barcelona with that. Gaudi took like 30 years to build that turd and he did a lot of brilliant and interesting engineering but it looks like utter crap. They try hard to push it, they act eager and like they respect it but it looks like a church built by mud dauber wasps

That's exactly what it looks like, and it's only half finished. I'd cut my losses if I were them.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:39 PM (/NCI4)

139 132 Apropos of nothing, I have Dark Side of the Moon cranked up. Mrs928 is yelling at me from the great room.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:37 PM (yQpMk


I too am comfortably numb.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 10:39 PM (mE7cY)

140 Lighten up, Francis. God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:37 PM (/NCI4)



*nods sadly*

Posted by: The Platypus at August 19, 2022 10:39 PM (yQpMk)

141 but sure, preach the paganism of steeples, and trees, phallic symbols as well. good grief
Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 10:38 PM (Cus5s)


Why you gotta break balls?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:39 PM (tp+tP)

142 > My vote for ugliest cathedral is the The Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la Sagrada Família in Barcelona.

Not exactly a cathedral, but St Joseph's Oratory is awful. It's a massive fortress with a out of scale dome on top.

https://bit.ly/3cbFGuz

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2022 10:40 PM (i0wNm)

143 You could probably drink a fair dose of liquid mercury, and have nothing for your trouble but an amazing case of the shits. It's certain mercury salts and organometallic compounds that are the nasty stuff.

Mercury used to be prescribed for syphilis. It was either the elemental form or mercurous chloride (calomel).
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:34 PM (/NCI4)
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Archeologists have traced the travels of Lewis and Clark through mercury deposits. They carried a rather large amount of mercury pills along their trip.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d)

144 I kind of feel bad for Barcelona . . .
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Que?

Posted by: Zombie Manuel at August 19, 2022 10:40 PM (LsEU/)

145 You also have no idea what religion I am. It's not Catholic or Orthodox, and as a child our church met in a room we rented at the YMCA.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 10:41 PM (9OiHd)

146 Not exactly a cathedral, but St Joseph's Oratory is awful. It's a massive fortress with a out of scale dome on top.

It kinda looks like Cinderella's Castle as imagined by Stalin.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:41 PM (/NCI4)

147 the church isn't a building. That's all I'll say.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)

148 Idaho has to be the liger. Pretty much the best animal ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

149 Also, if the heavens proclaim the glory of God, why can't our architects do the same?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:34 PM (tp+tP)


The church building in a way was the word of God made stone, and the artwork and stonework described the books of the bible.

With the translation of the Bible out of Greek and Latin, there was less of a need in the Protestant churches to show the Bible in architecture, since they could read it instead. Also the dissenting churches were often quite poor and could not afford architecture

However, the modern trend to make churches look like a modern McDonald's restaurant is puzzling

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2022 10:42 PM (xhaym)

150 Archeologists have traced the travels of Lewis and Clark through mercury deposits. They carried a rather large amount of mercury pills along their trip.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

And they pissed on everything!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 19, 2022 10:42 PM (ftFVW)

151 129 Church I basically grew up in. Methodist. Original construction in 1839. Mom and Dad are buried out back.

https://tinyurl.com/2mm3kep5
Posted by: Javems at August 19, 2022 10:36 PM (AmoqO)


So beautiful! I can almost smell the wood polish and hear the creaking floors. You're lucky to have grown up there and I'm glad your parents rest there.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

152 Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah - Track 5: The Great Gig in the Sky

Oddly appropriate. I think I'll have them play this at my funeral. Turned up to 12.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (yQpMk)

153 Idaho has to be the liger. Pretty much the best animal ever.


Pffffft.

Posted by: Beefalos at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (/NCI4)

154 Lighten up, Francis. God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:37 PM (/NCI4)
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The platypus is proof positive that this is indeed TRUE.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (K5n5d)

155 "Lighten up, Francis. God has a sense of humor." Posted by: Archimedes

sure, so do I, but you don't explain the "joke" here. "Prove all things, hold fast to that which is good".

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (Cus5s)

156 Gosh illiniwek, are you going to start handing out Chick tracts?

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (9OiHd)

157 *nods sadly*
Posted by: The Platypus at August 19, 2022 10:39 PM (yQpMk)

Which raises (not begs!) the question: Why are there no platypus furries? A gray velour body suit, some duck lips (standard on many young women, anyway) and a hunk of firehose for a tail, and wa-la!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (v7z6X)

158 However, the modern trend to make churches look like a modern McDonald's restaurant is puzzling
Posted by: Kindltot

Pretty much all modern architecture is shit. Boring or just plain odd.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 19, 2022 10:44 PM (ftFVW)

159 144 I kind of feel bad for Barcelona . . .
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Que?
Posted by: Zombie Manuel at August 19, 2022 10:40 PM (LsEU/)

Don't cry for me Barcelona
The Truth is I Know it's Ugly

Posted by: Antoni Gaudi at August 19, 2022 10:45 PM (r46W7)

160 You also have no idea what religion I am. It's not Catholic or Orthodox, and as a child our church met in a room we rented at the YMCA.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 10:41 PM (9OiHd)

Heavens gate? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

161 Gosh illiniwek, are you going to start handing out Chick tracts?
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (9OiHd)


He's starting to sound like Brother Jed, this preacher who came to campus a lot while I was in college. Loved to talk about the Catholic girl who led him into sin as a young man with her false teachings and her rack, but mostly her rack.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:46 PM (tp+tP)

162 I'm old enough to remember when the County Courthouse was like a Greek temple.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:46 PM (yQpMk)

163 Which raises (not begs!) the question: Why are there no platypus furries? A gray velour body suit, some duck lips (standard on many young women, anyway) and a hunk of firehose for a tail, and wa-la!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (v7z6X)
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Just be careful of those poisonous spurs...Among the most excruciating pain a human can experience.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 10:46 PM (K5n5d)

164 My highschool commencement was held at Sacred Heart Cathedral, most recently featured in the Sopranos opening credits..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 19, 2022 10:46 PM (RMN7W)

165 Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:47 PM (yQpMk)

166 Last time wife and I were in Ohio, we visited her parents' hometowns in the west part of the state. The most visible feature was the Catholic church one town over. Very German.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

167 Loved to talk about the Catholic girl who led him into sin as a young man with her false teachings and her rack, but mostly her rack.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:46 PM (tp+tP)

Does she have sisters? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:47 PM (v7z6X)

168 Heavens gate? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Ooooo, didn't they have the fancy shoes? That, you know, they wore during their mass suicide.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 19, 2022 10:47 PM (ftFVW)

169 Heavens gate? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)


He missed his ride then.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:47 PM (yQpMk)

170 To be fair Mandela was a bit of a dildo. Getting caught, going to jails for life, and marrying that douchebag Winnie!!!!?

Posted by: Ciampino - lucky he got out early at August 19, 2022 10:48 PM (qfLjt)

171 161 Gosh illiniwek, are you going to start handing out Chick tracts?
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (9OiHd)


He's starting to sound like Brother Jed, this preacher who came to campus a lot while I was in college. Loved to talk about the Catholic girl who led him into sin as a young man with her false teachings and her rack, but mostly her rack.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:46 PM (tp+tP)

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No doubt the local Catholic church saw an uptick in attendance following his visits.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 19, 2022 10:48 PM (RFKzk)

172

I should think there'd be a great amount of interest in otter furphags in the PNW...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2022 10:48 PM (eWH9R)

173 I'm so anti-Oxford comma that the headline wasn't wrong for me.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at August 19, 2022 10:49 PM (Cgo1x)

174 Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angles, LA, CA for the win.

Barcelona is crazypants, but LA is completely cold and charmless.

Posted by: sal at August 19, 2022 10:49 PM (y40tE)

175 Just be careful of those poisonous spurs...Among the most excruciating pain a human can experience.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 10:46 PM (K5n5d)

Well, the glue on some of those fake nails is probably toxic enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:49 PM (v7z6X)

176 I especially like the part in the gun video where after he says "Yeah" they giggle at him.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2022 10:49 PM (nfrXX)

177 Around the Midwest, all Lutheran and Episcopal churches are stone... sometimes brick, but mostly stone. Impressive.
There's an Episcopal church outside KC that is a wooden building, but the inside is a true nave... upside down keel.
Tongue and groove pine. Gorgeous.
In Kansas City, the (used to was) Westport Baptist Church has a nave that has 3 spindles above the upper lofts. Darned things must be 3' thick at the widest. All turned like a table leg. 40? 50 feet long?
How did they do that in the 1880's?

Posted by: MkY at August 19, 2022 10:49 PM (cPGH3)

178 Forgive me Father for I have Sinned
A teenage boy goes to confession. Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I've had premarital sex.
The priest says My son, who was the young lady? Was it Mary O'Toole?
I won't say her name. I don't want her to get in trouble.
Was it Jane Thompson? Laura Smith?
Father, I'm not saying who it was.
He exits the confessional and his friend asks What'd you get?
Ten Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, and three good leads.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:49 PM (yQpMk)

179 Does she have sisters? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:47 PM (v7z6X)


I mean, the events he described must have happened 60 years ago by now, but...maybe.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:49 PM (tp+tP)

180 However, the modern trend to make churches look like a modern McDonald's restaurant is puzzling
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2022 10:42 PM (xhaym)

The Lutheran and Presbyterian churches of my childhood were definitely not strip mall churches- they were all A Frame types structures made from natural materials which I think was due to the Danish/Scandi influence. Beautiful in their simplicity. The strip mall ones (I think) are new and unaffiliated Christian churches, like "covenant" and "His Word" and "the Bible."

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 10:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

181 Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angles

Wow, that is pretty awful.

Posted by: Beefalos at August 19, 2022 10:50 PM (/NCI4)

182 Tonypete: The problem post Vatican II Catholic churches have is that Vatican II took place in the '60s. All that late '60s crappola is still hanging around. And that includes the music, guitars or no guitars. The current Catholic church is one big dippy-hippy binge.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at August 19, 2022 10:50 PM (9SjWf)

183 Dragon? WTF, Montana? Dragon's aren't even furry.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 10:50 PM (yHsuS)

184 " My highschool commencement was held at Sacred Heart Cathedral, most recently featured in the Sopranos opening credits."

Now I have the theme song playing in my head.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2022 10:50 PM (gLRfa)

185 So?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2022 10:51 PM (Fa1Fj)

186 Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:47 PM (yQpMk)

and here comes the ear worm.

At least it's a really excellent ear worm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)

187 >>> 176 I especially like the part in the gun video where after he says "Yeah" they giggle at him.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2022 10:49 PM (nfrXX)

I hope the range never invited him back....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2022 10:51 PM (llON8)

188 Speaking of architectural abominations and dystopian futures.
There's a design proposal for Saudi Arabia to build a new city. To house 9 million people. 1500 meters high, 200 meters wide and 170 kilometers long. Exterior walls are mirrored. Estimated cost is a trillion $$$. Self contained in tiny neighborhoods and a train to get you one4 end to the other in 20 minutes. Meant to be self contained. Growing all food, so no meat. Unless it's bugs. Are bugs Hallal?
Looks like it'll be a hell hole in about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 19, 2022 10:51 PM (HMWox)

189 “Perfessor Squirrel” maybe someday we can cure the world of the misuse of “begs the question.”

Posted by: Theodore at August 19, 2022 10:52 PM (2EXVG)

190 First Century churches met in homes ... so as (I think this was linked this morning?) as the bureaucracy grows beyond 100 or so, it becomes corrupted. Not hard to see that by the third century, many things went Orwellian ... Jesus the only begotten son of God became "Jesus, God the son, third part of the Trinity"

(Trinity not in the Bible, but the center of the BigGovChurch) And Some mysterious third part of some Triune God ... three parts ... half God half man, became Wholly God and Wholly Man. No sorry, not sorry, Jesus is the onyl begotten son, preferred not to go through this but in talking to his Father said "nevertheless, no MY will butTHINE be done".

But really, I understand, I was forced in my Lutheran church to repeat the Nicean Creed, the compromise with pagans from the third century, instead of the clear words from scripture. ... sad face.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 10:52 PM (Cus5s)

191 Dragon? WTF, Montana? Dragon's aren't even furry.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 10:50 PM (yHsuS)

Dinosaurs may have had a coat of feathers, but dragons didn't get the memo. Scales. Lots and lots of scales.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:52 PM (v7z6X)

192 I went to Quaker service for awhile. They tend to rent out unused churches. They got use of a historic church in The Dalles, OR. Beautiful church, built almost like a ship inside. They would sometimes take pride in that and my husband would remind them how un-Quakerlike that was.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2022 10:53 PM (9WSy4)

193 There's a design proposal for Saudi Arabia to build a new city. To house 9 million people. 1500 meters high, 200 meters wide and 170 kilometers long. Exterior walls are mirrored.


A supersonic flyby would be fun.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:53 PM (yQpMk)

194 152 Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah - Track 5: The Great Gig in the Sky

Oddly appropriate. I think I'll have them play this at my funeral. Turned up to 12.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (yQpMk)

Fun story about that recording - the band hired Clare Torry, an accomplished vocalist with improv skills. She asked what they wanted and they told "just do what you feel." Well she thought that's ridiculous and after listening through the instrumental track once, she asked again, and again they provided no guidance. So she said to herself "Okay I'll give them the most over the top performance I can, and after that they'll tell me what they really want."

So they finished, and she's thinking "well that was ridiculous", and asks them about another take. And they said "oh no need, that was exactly what we wanted. It's perfect!!!" And that's how it came to be.

Posted by: Antoni Gaudi at August 19, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7)

195 Weird Dave, thank you for the ONT.
I like the old golfing guy and the STNG best, not that the others were not good. The church one stands on its own.

Posted by: Ciampino - The mosque with its suppository bulbs is missing at August 19, 2022 10:53 PM (qfLjt)

196 Can somebody explain the burning spider cartoon?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2022 10:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

197 Speaking of architectural abominations and dystopian futures.
There's a design proposal for Saudi Arabia to build a new city. To house 9 million people. 1500 meters high, 200 meters wide and 170 kilometers long. Exterior walls are mirrored. Estimated cost is a trillion $$$. Self contained in tiny neighborhoods and a train to get you one4 end to the other in 20 minutes. Meant to be self contained. Growing all food, so no meat. Unless it's bugs. Are bugs Hallal?
Looks like it'll be a hell hole in about 15 minutes.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 19, 2022 10:51 PM (HMWox)


200 meters wide and 170 kilometers long, you say? 9 million people, you say? I'd hate to see those traffic jams.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:54 PM (tp+tP)

198 I've been going about my short game all wrong..

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This is why you don't golf against Jesus for money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 19, 2022 10:54 PM (FVME7)

199 Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angles

Wow, that is pretty awful.
Posted by: Beefalos

From certain angles, it looks like the OK County prison.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 19, 2022 10:54 PM (ftFVW)

200 Speaking of architectural abominations and dystopian futures.
There's a design proposal for Saudi Arabia to build a new city. To house 9 million people. 1500 meters high, 200 meters wide and 170 kilometers long. Exterior walls are mirrored. Estimated cost is a trillion $$$. Self contained in tiny neighborhoods and a train to get you one4 end to the other in 20 minutes. Meant to be self contained. Growing all food, so no meat. Unless it's bugs. Are bugs Hallal?
Looks like it'll be a hell hole in about 15 minutes.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 19, 2022 10:51 PM (HMWox)
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Huh. I wouldn't figure Saudi Arabia to be "all in" on building an arcology. How many mosques?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 10:54 PM (K5n5d)

201 “Perfessor Squirrel” maybe someday we can cure the world of the misuse of “begs the question.”
Posted by: Theodore at August 19, 2022 10:52 PM (2EXVG)

I hope that was not directed at me!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:54 PM (v7z6X)

202 Loved to talk about the Catholic girl who led him into sin as a young man with her false teachings and her rack, but mostly her rack.

Some things are eternal. I mean what motivates men, not necessarily her rack in particular.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:54 PM (/NCI4)

203 {{Theodore}}, Nantucket? Very swanky, so near yet so far.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 19, 2022 10:54 PM (a4EWo)

204 Someone linked a guy from africa that does funny, sarcastic youtube videoes and now I can't remember his name...does anyone else remember his name?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2022 10:55 PM (ESjRY)

205 So they finished, and she's thinking "well that was ridiculous", and asks them about another take. And they said "oh no need, that was exactly what we wanted. It's perfect!!!" And that's how it came to be.
Posted by: Antoni Gaudi at August 19, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7)



Nice. It really does work in the song.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:55 PM (yQpMk)

206 She's doing it very faintly now as the track ends.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:56 PM (yQpMk)

207 Exterior walls are mirrored.

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Ugh. They should spend 5 minutes outside Disney Hall in LA on a sunny day.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 10:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

208 Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:47 PM (yQpMk)

Awesome song.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2022 10:56 PM (VwHCD)

209 special shout out to the early scribes that faithfully transcribed scripts, and to the KJV translators that did a decent job, even as they appeased the king in the preface.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 10:56 PM (Cus5s)

210 (Trinity not in the Bible, but the center of the BigGovChurch) And Some mysterious third part of some Triune God ... three parts ... half God half man, became Wholly God and Wholly Man. No sorry, not sorry, Jesus is the onyl begotten son, preferred not to go through this but in talking to his Father said "nevertheless, no MY will butTHINE be done".

But really, I understand, I was forced in my Lutheran church to repeat the Nicean Creed, the compromise with pagans from the third century, instead of the clear words from scripture. ... sad face.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 10:52 PM (Cus5s)


Am I going to have to come over there and deliver another beat-down on these unrighteous ******s???

Posted by: St. Nicholas of Myra at August 19, 2022 10:57 PM (tp+tP)

211 There's a design proposal for Saudi Arabia to build a new city. To house 9 million people. 1500 meters high, 200 meters wide and 170 kilometers long. Exterior walls are mirrored.


A supersonic flyby would be fun.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:53 PM (yQpMk)
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Even better -- make the exterior walls slightly concave to turn the whole building into a death ray.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 10:57 PM (K5n5d)

212 There was a store in Mobile that had a mirrored exterior that was setting cars on fire in the summer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:57 PM (yQpMk)

213 189 “Perfessor Squirrel” maybe someday we can cure the world of the misuse of “begs the question.”
Posted by: Theodore at August 19, 2022 10:52 PM (2EXVG)


I'm in. So many irritating misapplications of that phrase.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 19, 2022 10:57 PM (v23vE)

214 I hate cats now. Great.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (m0zqP)

215 my golden will do that- she lays on the ground like you beat her. Treats work, though,.

Posted by: free tibet at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (aiTDG)

216 > Can somebody explain the burning spider cartoon?

In video games, tough characters that are difficult to defeat are called bosses. They will have a health bar and a kick ass name. The guy burning a spider has unwittingly started a boss battle with a spider, and burning it didn't hurt it.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (i0wNm)

217 Clare Torry
So they finished, and she's thinking "well that was ridiculous", and asks them about another take. And they said "oh no need, that was exactly what we wanted. It's perfect!!!"
Posted by: Antoni Gaudi

Wasn't Ms. Torry paid, basically, a pittance for her work and later sued to be compensated more in line with how popular the track became?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (LsEU/)

218 Dr T.
No traffic jams. No cars.
It's being sold as, "Carbon Free" tm
Except for the construction, materials and energy.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (HMWox)

219 I've never understood the lyrics to the Talking Head' Psycho Killer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (Fa1Fj)

220 I love Great Gig in the Sky.

Pink Floyd was the most wonderfully weird band ever. Dark Side of the Moon was only 4 years old when I discovered it.

Helped cure me of my dumb kid obsession with KISS.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)

221 I hate cats now. Great.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (m0zqP)
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What did Robert(TM) do now?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (K5n5d)

222 >>> 214 I hate cats now. Great.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (m0zqP)

Sorry RtC is being a pain in the ass.

I don't think he's *trying* to be mean.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2022 10:59 PM (llON8)

223 There's a design proposal for Saudi Arabia to build a new city. To house 9 million people. 1500 meters high, 200 meters wide and 170 kilometers long. Exterior walls are mirrored.


A supersonic flyby would be fun.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:53 PM (yQpMk)
***

Terrorists will release a hundred thousand pigeons on the day it opens.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2022 10:59 PM (anj39)

224 There's a design proposal for Saudi Arabia to build a new city. To house 9 million people. 1500 meters high, 200 meters wide and 170 kilometers long. Exterior walls are mirrored.


A supersonic flyby would be fun.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:53 PM (yQpMk)

That would be dumb. Build it as a circle, or an ellipse, like a race track, and the longest trip you need to take in it would be half the circumference. And in either case, you could use the enclosed area as giant park.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:59 PM (v7z6X)

225 “Perfessor Squirrel” maybe someday we can cure the world of the misuse of “begs the question.”
Posted by: Theodore at August 19, 2022 10:52 PM (2EXVG)


Hey, I've avoided that ever since college days, when I took a course in logic and learned the definition of all those fallacies. Ever since I just say "raises the question."

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:59 PM (tp+tP)

226 Not exactly a cathedral, but St Joseph's Oratory is awful. It's a massive fortress with a out of scale dome on top.

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They're climbing a stairway to Heaven.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 19, 2022 10:59 PM (FVME7)

227 204 Someone linked a guy from africa that does funny, sarcastic youtube videoes and now I can't remember his name...does anyone else remember his name?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2022 10:55 PM (ESjRY)

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Are you talking about Khaby Lame? He does the videos that basically mock videos from channels like 5 minute crafts.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 19, 2022 11:00 PM (RFKzk)

228 There was a store in Mobile that had a mirrored exterior that was setting cars on fire in the summer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:57 PM (yQpMk)

Dr. Evil before he got his Evil MD.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 11:00 PM (x8Wzq)

229 Dragons don't seem very furry or soft. We had a Grand Dragon in a town not too far from here in Michigan. He was definitely not soft and furry. Seems a strange inclusion into the Furry fetish category. Scales I believe. Not furry at all. On another note, what does the fox say? Or what sex noises does it make? Appears strangely relevant in several states. North Dakota has a Fox-like governor. Hmmm. the liquor is kicking in I reckon.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 11:01 PM (duT0u)

230 Which raises (not begs!) the question: Why are there no platypus furries? A gray velour body suit, some duck lips (standard on many young women, anyway) and a hunk of firehose for a tail, and wa-la!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (v7z6X)

AOP, the correct mispronunciation is Vi ola.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)

231 Helped cure me of my dumb kid obsession with KISS.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)



KISS was a good show. I was crushed against the stage and had my eyebrows about singed off by the flashpots.

It was glorious in the days of festival seating.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 11:01 PM (yQpMk)

232 >>>replaced the aerator pump on the septic system

You have to aerate your septic? Is this a religious thing?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:01 PM (yHsuS)

233 Wasn't Ms. Torry paid, basically, a pittance for her work and later sued to be compensated more in line with how popular the track became?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM (LsEU/)

Yes, you got it. Kind of sad that the band had to be called into court to compensate a fellow musician who helped them a lot. Probably Roger Waters fault.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 11:02 PM (r46W7)

234 It's Friday. I'm drinking and lurking.
Top shelf post WD.
10/10 info-chuckle factor.

Posted by: Bosk at August 19, 2022 11:02 PM (yh68b)

235 Speaking of cats, the feral kittens I am feeding are getting bolder. The boldest one came up to me and sniffed my finger, and I was able to touch it for a second or two.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:02 PM (v7z6X)

236 Gosh illiniwek, are you going to start handing out Chick tracts?

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (9OiHd)

Are the chicks anything like Joe Mannix chicks?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2022 11:02 PM (7bRMQ)

237 Are you talking about Khaby Lame? He does the videos that basically mock videos from channels like 5 minute crafts.

No the guy I am thinking of makes fun of current topics and he has a really distinctive voice.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2022 11:03 PM (ESjRY)

238 Build it as a circle, or an ellipse, like a race track, and the longest trip you need to take in it would be half the circumference. And in either case, you could use the enclosed area as giant park.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:59 PM (v7z6X)

Or carousel.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:03 PM (yHsuS)

239 I want to visit the restaurant where I washed dishes for two summers.

Posted by: Theodore at August 19, 2022 11:04 PM (2EXVG)

240 Here's the issue with Robert the Cat (TM).

He loves receiving affection. I am happy to supply.

He hates giving affection. His go-to at any moment is "Oh, you've got limbs? Guess I need to BITE THE HELL OUT OF THEM."

Every other cat I've lived with has understood the concept of "give and take" in the normal sense, the idea that it is "mutual."

He's the first who has been totally "sure, you give, and I take."

To quote Gob Bluth, "I've made a huge mistake."

PS: Ignore me. It's not only been a bad month, and a bad year, but a bad life. Thanks though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2022 11:04 PM (m0zqP)

241 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagrada_Fam%C3%ADlia
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 10:20 PM (/NCI4)

Yeah, that is a special one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:04 PM (HJDAV)

242 t's all one big, continuous story. Gotta take it in it's totality. But that's a whole other discussion
Posted by: Pete S


in fairness, that is not how it works

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 11:04 PM (+nopg)

243 Are the chicks anything like Joe Mannix chicks?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

You know it! Get over here, honey.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at August 19, 2022 11:05 PM (ftFVW)

244 The style of our chapel is Southwest Spanish. But if austere it's also dignified.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 10:21 PM (1Nxff)

What is the name of the one in Sante Fe, the one with the unsupported spiral staircase/miracle?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:05 PM (HJDAV)

245 Or carousel.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur

So they'll kill everyone over 30? I guess that will make it more sustainable.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 19, 2022 11:06 PM (ftFVW)

246 "Gosh illiniwek, are you going to start handing out Chick tracts?" Posted by: Weirddave

I guess that is a serious bad burn or some such, but idk what a chick track is. I do know you made a funny funny that was kinda crazy. As I said, first century church was in the home, and while I was raised Lutheran, I only think Lutheran failed in not following up with constant correction of wrong doctrine.

As Benjie Franklin (allegedly) said ... "a Republic, if you can keep it". It is up to the people to be involved and constantly reproving bad doctrine, not just going with the DeepState or DeepChurch corruption.

comprende?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 11:06 PM (Cus5s)

247 I disagree. I hold that the problem with US cities is that they have no cathedrals. I don't mean ornate buildings, but a center of community life. An anchor. We all send out money to DC perverts, I would rather send it to local perverts in a nice building. (That was a joke, I do not want to diss the Catholics) - I am serious that we have lost all community cohesion, and if building a big ornate community center with lots of rituals does nothing else it is worth it.
Posted by:

in fairness, which cities do not have cathedrals?


and, who has so much of your $ that you do not have any for cathedrals?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 11:06 PM (+nopg)

248 Exodus is full of specific instructions on how to build the very impressive Tabernacle and King Solomon built the Temple according to God's instructions (I can't remember the scripture) which included covering most things in gold, silver and jewels. Of course, Jesus became the new Temple but I don't think ornate and beautiful churches offend God.
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A 20th century priest, and now a saint, said (to the effect)..."when a man gives his beloved a brick to ask her to marry him, the church will stop building with beauty"

Interestingly, the Latin mass community in my town has to meet in a strip mall location.

Posted by: sassy at August 19, 2022 11:06 PM (xSICi)

249 Here's a word I knew but didn't know how to pronounce; epitome.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Another tricky one is facsimile.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 19, 2022 11:06 PM (FVME7)

250 Speaking of cats, the feral kittens I am feeding are getting bolder. The boldest one came up to me and sniffed my finger, and I was able to touch it for a second or two.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:02 PM (v7z6X)
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I'm still trying to gain the trust of my newest acquisition, Allie the Cat. It's been a week now and we are making progress. She *almost* came into the house from the sunroom a few times. Though Kaylee might have scared her from coming in all the way (not that Kaylee is threatening...just a strange kitty to Allie).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 11:07 PM (K5n5d)

251 ..A supersonic flyby would be fun. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 10:53 PM (yQpMk)


XB-70 Valkyrie. I wonder at what the lowest possible altitude it could manage, to attain and sustain Mach 3 ?

Cause the shockwave coming off of a plane of THAT size, at Mach3, well, let's just say the floor sweepers would have years of job security.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2022 11:07 PM (tkOps)

252 AOP
This thing is in Saudi Arabia. If, someone is dumb enough to do it.
A supersonic flyby would be fun though. If they did it in a circle, it's still the desert. Desalinization plant would be needed to just try and water that size of a circle. Also, if they drilled, they'd just hit oil.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 19, 2022 11:07 PM (HMWox)

253 KISS was a good show. I was crushed against the stage and had my eyebrows about singed off by the flashpots.

It was glorious in the days of festival seating.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 11:01 PM (yQpMk)

Dad said No Way when KISS was in Billings in '77.

He also said No Way to Kansas a couple years later. You know, because Kansas was one of them crazy devil bands. Rush as well.

Didn't even bother asking when Judas Priest was in Casper in '83.

My first concert was Iron Maiden in Phoenix in 1987.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)

254 Dave409 sketches of the horde from the GAINZ thread.

https://dave409aos.___bb.com/

Some are pretty funny.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:07 PM (yHsuS)

255 Out of curiosity, I looked up klan titles. They sound like a D&D campaign!

Dems will be flattered someone looked at their history.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 11:07 PM (Bd6X8)

256 Build it as a circle, or an ellipse, like a race track, and the longest trip you need to take in it would be half the circumference. And in either case, you could use the enclosed area as giant park.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 10:59 PM (v7z6X)


Personally, I'm counting on SMOD or nuclear war to render it a moot point.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 11:07 PM (tp+tP)

257 OK, maybe it is just a joke .. but no, it is not a joke.

Its a joke. I'm a Reformed Calvinist protestant and while my church isn't in a strip mall, it looks kinda like barn. MANY small protestant churches meet in strip malls and some of the megachurches STILL look like strip malls and even have moichendizing and food courts.

I mean there are some gorgeous old protestant churches around. There are a couple in my town from the 1800s. The classical church with a steeple etc people think of a midwest church being: protestant.

But dude. The main trend right now for far too many protestant denominations is a crappy looking "non-threatening not-church-church"

I don't respect the theology but I respect the fact that Roman Catholics for the most part cling to the awe and ritual and beauty of churches, so that they feel and look like a special, reverent, distinct place. Not like the rest of life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 11:07 PM (Ivdso)

258 The Castel St Angelo in Rome is not exactly a church, but it does have a magnificent statue of St Michael atop it. Walking up the ramp of the fortress, you quickly realize how much it would fucking suck for all the stuff that would be rolled down and dropped on you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:08 PM (HJDAV)

259 AOP, the correct mispronunciation is Vi ola.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)

Actually, wa-la is pretty damned close to the correct French pronunciation of "voila". Voici and voila, mean "look here" and "look there", and are very commonly-used French idioms. The "voi" part is pronounced "vwah", and the "ci" and "la" (which exist as words on their lonesomes), are "see" and "lah", respectively.

I was subjected to 5 years of Fwench in high school. doncha know?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:08 PM (v7z6X)

260 I guess that is a serious bad burn or some such, but idk what a chick track is.

LOL, my dear departed incredibly devout Southern Baptist mother in law always kept a few chick tracts around the house, just in case someone needed one. They were really quite funny in an unintentional way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 11:08 PM (r46W7)

261 Wasn't Ms. Torry paid, basically, a pittance for her work and later sued to be compensated more in line with how popular the track became?
Posted by: Tonypete a

I never heard that song before. Hm.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

262 Kiss had some great songs. They were basically "boogie and yell about rock and roll" but they were great. Hey, it was 1974, what else was happening then?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (m0zqP)

263 Retry:

Dave409 sketches of the horde from the GAINZ thread.

https://tinyurl.com/mp7y3dw6

Some are pretty funny.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (yHsuS)

264 Build it as a circle, or an ellipse, like a race track, and the longest trip you need to take in it would be half the circumference.

Somebody linked a video here a couple of weeks ago. It's just concept art where AFAICT the concept is "What if hell it's was an apartment building you could never leave?"

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (nfrXX)

265 My older brother was temporary blinded by a laser at a BOC concert. I guess having eyes super dilated and fixed from shrooms was a bad idea after all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 11:10 PM (yQpMk)

266 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 11:01 PM (yQpMk)

1977. I still have the ticket stub. $13.50 and if I remember right, Cheap Trick opened

Posted by: Bosk at August 19, 2022 11:10 PM (yh68b)

267 OK, maybe it is just a joke .. but no, it is not a joke.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 10:33 PM (Cus5s)

Whoever said protestants are demonic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:10 PM (HJDAV)

268 Fun story about that recording - the band hired Clare Torry, an accomplished vocalist with improv skills. She asked what they wanted and they told "just do what you feel." Well she thought that's ridiculous and after listening through the instrumental track once, she asked again, and again they provided no guidance. So she said to herself "Okay I'll give them the most over the top performance I can, and after that they'll tell me what they really want."

So they finished, and she's thinking "well that was ridiculous", and asks them about another take. And they said "oh no need, that was exactly what we wanted. It's perfect!!!" And that's how it came to be.

Posted by: Antoni Gaudi at August 19, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7)

This pairs well with that story.

Vocal ANALYSIS of "The Great Gig In The Sky". [sadly not the original]

https://youtu.be/lRYAewlmxvg

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:11 PM (yHsuS)

269 Visiting the Painted Churches of the Hill Country is on our bucket list. Just beautiful.

https://is.gd/FWoj1Y

Maybe this year after the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2022 11:11 PM (LsEU/)

270 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2022 11:11 PM (qAR6u)

271 Somebody linked a video here a couple of weeks ago. It's just concept art where AFAICT the concept is "What if hell it's was an apartment building you could never leave?"
Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (nfrXX)
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Hmmm. That sounds *exactly* like the plans the Leftists have for us--round us up into megacity hellscapes that we are not allowed to leave (for our own good, of course).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 11:11 PM (K5n5d)

272 Looks like it'll be a hell hole in about 15 minutes.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 19, 2022 10:51 PM (HMWox)


It is going to be named "Peach Tree" isn't it.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2022 11:11 PM (xhaym)

273 Ok, I'm outta here. It's been fun y'all.

Everyone remember, strip mall churches are ugly.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 11:11 PM (tp+tP)

274 Some are pretty funny.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (yHsuS)

I am getting a 'link no work.' Might be the laptop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:12 PM (HJDAV)

275 Wasn't Ms. Torry paid, basically, a pittance for her work and later sued to be compensated more in line with how popular the track became?
Posted by: Tonypete a

I never heard that song before. Hm.
Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (Ed8Zd)


https://ytube.io/3VPb

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 11:12 PM (yQpMk)

276 in fairness, if catholics had not fuckd everything so badly, there would be no protestants.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 11:12 PM (+nopg)

277 258 The Castel St Angelo in Rome is not exactly a church, but it does have a magnificent statue of St Michael atop it. Walking up the ramp of the fortress, you quickly realize how much it would fucking suck for all the stuff that would be rolled down and dropped on you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:08 PM (HJDAV)

Hadrian's Mausoleum. Although it's been modified a lot over the years, it's probably the largest Imperial Roman building still standing that's in pretty good shape.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 11:12 PM (r46W7)

278 263 Retry:

Dave409 sketches of the horde from the GAINZ thread.

https://tinyurl.com/mp7y3dw6

Some are pretty funny.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (yHsuS


Glad he didn't draw me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 11:12 PM (mE7cY)

279 249 Here's a word I knew but didn't know how to pronounce; epitome.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Another tricky one is facsimile.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 19, 2022 11:06 PM (FVME7)

-----------------------------------

Freshman year of college, I had an English teacher who pronounced awry as "uh-REE"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 19, 2022 11:13 PM (RFKzk)

280 This thing is in Saudi Arabia. If, someone is dumb enough to do it.
A supersonic flyby would be fun though. If they did it in a circle, it's still the desert. Desalinization plant would be needed to just try and water that size of a circle. Also, if they drilled, they'd just hit oil.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 19, 2022 11:07 PM (HMWox)

Well, seeing as it is all just vaporware at the moment, it's fun to play with. Build it in a circle or ellipse, the inside space is isolated, for the most part, from the prevailing winds. You could create a microclimate in there. Of course you would use desalinated water. And your arcology would take less energy to run and keep cool, if you had a cooler microclimate on the inside. Linear is the worst possible configuration.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:14 PM (v7z6X)

281 ...PS: Ignore me. It's not only been a bad month, and a bad year, but a bad life. Thanks though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2022 11:04 PM



I gather that giving RtC Ye Olde Backhand once or twice has not been effective...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2022 11:15 PM (eWH9R)

282 Here's a word I knew but didn't know how to pronounce; epitome.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Another tricky one is facsimile.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 19, 2022 11:06 PM (FVME7)

hors d'oeuvres
hyperbole
segue
coxswain

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 11:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

283 I guess that is a serious bad burn or some such, but idk what a chick track is.

Jack Chick was an artist and writer from the 70s mostly who was very concerned about the state of sinners in America and wanted to reach people in a new and fresh way.

Now there were already little comic books being put out by various companies (including very big established comic book companies like DC, in the back room, under a different name) called Tijuana Bibles. They were basically cheap, poor quality illustrated porn and these days they sell for a hell of a lot. They were pretty small and easy to pocket and sold for dirt cheap.

Well Jack Chick sort of took that idea and instead of porn did super earnest, awkward, but often well done comic strips warning about the evils of (insert x topic of the day) usually ending up with someone getting saved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 11:15 PM (Ivdso)

284
Dave409 sketches of the horde from the GAINZ thread.

https://tinyurl.com/mp7y3dw6

Some are pretty funny.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (yHsuS

wow! Those are hilarious, and amazingly good. I always admired and was a bit jealous of people who can do sketch art, because it is a skill I utterly lack.

Grammie Winger really cracks me up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 11:15 PM (r46W7)

285 Didn't Obama fuck up botswain?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 11:16 PM (mE7cY)

286 278 263 Retry:

Dave409 sketches of the horde from the GAINZ thread.

https://tinyurl.com/mp7y3dw6

Some are pretty funny.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (yHsuS

Glad he didn't draw me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 11:12 PM (mE7cY)

Random guy at work who passed behind me said he liked the drawings too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:16 PM (HJDAV)

287 I was subjected to 5 years of Fwench in high school. doncha know?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:08 PM (v7z6X)

Moi aussi!

But I was joking about Voila and Viola. Two long ago TV furniture repair guys, Joe and Ed always said Viola instead of Voila.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2022 11:16 PM (7bRMQ)

288 Visiting the Painted Churches of the Hill Country is on our bucket list. Just beautiful.

https://is.gd/FWoj1Y

Maybe this year after the TXMoMe.


The best time is in the spring when the wildflowers are blooming but fall is the next best.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2022 11:17 PM (nfrXX)

289 Regarding "begs the question", the newest thing with dictionaries (words and phrases) is a nihilistic approach. If enough people use a term incorrectly, the incorrect usage or meaning becomes the correct one. I guess the editors in the back room take a vote.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 19, 2022 11:17 PM (mCh4j)

290 Helped cure me of my dumb kid obsession with KISS.

Ahhh...the soothing melodies of Cold Gin, Detroit Rock City, Love Gun, Christine sixteen...Fond memories of testosterone fogged Pubescent adolescence. So shut your pie hole Pug! Moving on doesn't mean forgetting ...or regretting. But, yes. Kiss was for kids. But Star Stowe? Spank bank material. Oh to be a Rock Star.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 11:17 PM (duT0u)

291 66 try the Orthodox Church

Posted by: the Butcher at August 19, 2022 11:17 PM (JsenR)

292 Good night Horde!

Posted by: Theodore at August 19, 2022 11:18 PM (2EXVG)

293 Not a burn, a reference to these:

https://chick.com/products/category?type=tracts

Little cartoon books printed on newspaper that tend to get left in bus stations and locker rooms. A lot of the theology is of the 1970s "There's a new world coming" variety, and there is a particular hatred for the Catholic Church.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2022 11:18 PM (9OiHd)

294 wow! Those are hilarious, and amazingly good. I always admired and was a bit jealous of people who can do sketch art, because it is a skill I utterly lack.

Grammie Winger really cracks me up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 11:15 PM (r46W7)

She needs an eyepatch. It's part of the legend, after all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:18 PM (HJDAV)

295 Dave409 sketches of the horde from the GAINZ thread.

https://tinyurl.com/mp7y3dw6

Some are pretty funny.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (yHsuS


Glad he didn't draw me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

They're all great, but there's something about his LadyL sketch - really amazing.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 11:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

296 Those are really great sketches. They aren't what I think of when I see those names, but I'm not a very visual person, I do not tend to envision people based on name and their posts. I know basically what some look like from a previous faces of the horde page and some on MeWe but most I don't know.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 11:18 PM (Ivdso)

297 Night Theodore and Dr T.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:18 PM (HJDAV)

298 285 Didn't Obama fuck up botswain?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What didn't he fuck up?

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 11:19 PM (duT0u)

299 So beautiful! I can almost smell the wood polish and hear the creaking floors. You're lucky to have grown up there and I'm glad your parents rest there.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 10:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

It is as you imagine inside. Someone bequeathed a pipe organ eventually to make it almost perfect. I'll have my VA stone put there.

Posted by: Javems at August 19, 2022 11:19 PM (AmoqO)

300 Obama couldn't pronounce corpsman at a Medal of Honor ceremony.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 19, 2022 11:20 PM (Spr0s)

301 Didn't Obama fuck up botswain?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What didn't he fuck up?
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 11:19 PM (duT0u)

"Botswain" is a middle management position at Twitter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:20 PM (v7z6X)

302 289 Regarding "begs the question", the newest thing with dictionaries (words and phrases) is a nihilistic approach. If enough people use a term incorrectly, the incorrect usage or meaning becomes the correct one. I guess the editors in the back room take a vote.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 19, 2022 11:17 PM (mCh4j)

I think this is how idiocracy starts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 11:20 PM (mE7cY)

303 I never heard that song before. Hm.
Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

https://ytube.io/3VPb
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 11:12 PM (yQpMk)

Back in the day, that was one of those utterly great songs that you had to either listen to Album FM or buy the album to hear.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 11:20 PM (r46W7)

304 A lot of the theology is of the 1970s "There's a new world coming" variety, and there is a particular hatred for the Catholic Church.

Yeah Jack was very premill fundamentalist. He basically portrayed Roman Catholics as evil and unsaved, which is not uncommon among the really wound up members of that community. But the other topics were interesting and sometimes hilariously ignorantly portrayed: witches, D&D, Satanists, drugs, etc.

I always liked the tracts I found because I thought the art was pretty well done and I liked how he did storytelling in a really limited format and length.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 11:20 PM (Ivdso)

305 Doggone. It's getting hungry out. Better put my wee steak on the grill.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:20 PM (v7z6X)

306 300 Obama couldn't pronounce corpsman at a Medal of Honor ceremony.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 19, 2022 11:20 PM (Spr0s

That was it. Fucking idiot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 11:20 PM (mE7cY)

307 "I don't respect the theology but I respect the fact that Roman Catholics for the most part cling to the awe and ritual and beauty of churches, so that they feel and look like a special, reverent, distinct place. Not like the rest of life." Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

well, as I mentioned, the first century church met in homes, the OT tabernacles and temples were before the redeemer came. NOW JC is the cornerstone, the "head of the corner" ... the veil was rent from top to bottom ... no more physical structure, the new THANG is the One Body with Christ as the head. (not little impetuous Peter, the little pebble that would deny Jesus thrice before the cock crowed twice.)

So the physical temple with physical laws became the Spiritual One Body. THAT is why this worship of buildings and statues (idols) is So Wrong (imo). And hence my reference to the trees ... no, we do not worship the creation, but rather the Creator.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 11:21 PM (Cus5s)

308 Grammie Winger really cracks me up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 11:15 PM (r46W7)

Strung out jackstraw and fen v. mannix cracked me up, too.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:21 PM (yHsuS)

309 Why can't I ever get traditional liturgy *and* traditional theology?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2022 10:22 PM (tp+tP)

Late, but again: Latin Mass. It is usually a good way to find a good church that is traditional.

St Martin's in Louisville is beautiful, has a latin mass and a gorgeous pipe organ that they still use.

St Peter's in Lexington has a traditional mass (when I first went and the priest referred to 'Constantinople' I knew I was in the right place.) It is a smaller church but traditionally shaped. Looks like the iconoclasts got to it as some point.

Fucking iconoclasts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:21 PM (HJDAV)

310 Ignore me. It's not only been a bad month, and a bad year, but a bad life. Thanks though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm

I have postpartum depression. Yeah, ever since I was born.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 19, 2022 11:21 PM (FVME7)

311 Loretto Chapel. Was there as a kid.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2022 11:21 PM (QgnTJ)

312 Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle co wrote a book, Oath of Fealty. About an arcology built above the ruins of Los Angeles after some kind of urban issue.
Not bad, I haven't read it in years. I referred a former land use planner to it and she thought it was the best idea ever.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 19, 2022 11:21 PM (HMWox)

313 Evening.

The music I want played at my funeral will be three Metallica instrumentals. First, The Call Of Ktulu, followed by To Live Is To Die and for the finale, Orion.

All three have always struck me as being appropriately funerary. Also they're like three of my all time favorite songs.

The Looney Tunes theme would also be fine.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:22 PM (1Yy3c)

314 @49 My vote for ugliest cathedral is the The Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la Sagrada Família in Barcelona.

I have to admit, it's a little Gaudi.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 19, 2022 11:22 PM (x61Im)

315 Star Trek Garak is the Star Trek series we need.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:22 PM (1Yy3c)

316 If enough people use a term incorrectly, the incorrect usage or meaning becomes the correct one.

That has happened through history with a lot of words. Some words took on the opposite meaning of their original term, like Bully (good, well done, now means thuggish mean person), Awful (used to mean full of awe and wonder, now means terrible), or artificial (artful and beautiful, now means fake).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 11:22 PM (Ivdso)

317 Another track like no other.

Any Colour You Like - Pink Floyd

https://youtu.be/bK7HJvmgFnM

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:24 PM (yHsuS)

318 Our Trad community in the Big City spent almost two decades crammed into the chapel of the local Carmelite nuns for Sunday Mass.

About 13 years ago, they were able to buy a former Korean Baptist church, which they spent a year renovating and decorating. It is really lovely, and is now so jammed packed due to growth that they had to convert the parish hall back into an overflow chapel.

If you build it, and so on...

Posted by: sal at August 19, 2022 11:24 PM (y40tE)

319 "Botswain" is a middle management position at Twitter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Sounds like Obama's ceiling if he had ever held a real job. Although a fake biography claimed he did work briefly at a Baskin Robbins.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 11:25 PM (duT0u)

320 St Martins in lousiville. They have a 360 view thingee and live cams of the adoration chapel and altar (which is a bit odd to me, but ok.)

https://tinyurl.com/4ex5ne5b

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:25 PM (HJDAV)

321 I want some icecream, but I will have to pass through the great room to get it, and brave Mrs928's stink eye.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 11:25 PM (yQpMk)

322 The music I want played at my funeral will be three Metallica instrumentals. First, The Call Of Ktulu, followed by To Live Is To Die and for the finale, Orion.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:22 PM (1Yy3c)
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Hmmm. Three songs to be played at my funeral...
"Yakkity Sax" (Benny Hill theme music)
"See You Later Alligator" by Bill Haley and the Comets
"Sir Psycho Sexy" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 11:25 PM (K5n5d)

323 So the physical temple with physical laws became the Spiritual One Body. THAT is why this worship of buildings and statues (idols) is So Wrong (imo). And hence my reference to the trees ... no, we do not worship the creation, but rather the Creator.

I agree with that more or less, but... having a place of beauty that is visually and conceptually set apart from the world isn't worship of the building but using your gifts to create something special.

If I walk into a church that feels and seems just the same as the outside world, that does not promote worship of God. It does not feel like I've entered someplace different and unique from the rest of the world. It does not build in me a sense of reverence and awe for the creator. Its just the place down the street. But then, I could say the same thing about the music, the attitude of the pastor, etc.

Anything CAN become an idol, including elevating a rejection of fancy worship places (thank God I'm not like those high church types, prays the Pharisee), its a matter of where your focus and core intent is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 11:26 PM (Ivdso)

324 They're all great, but there's something about his LadyL sketch - really amazing.
Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2022 11:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

I met Jewells at the mome - he's not that far off. And I really like the orphans-in-the-storm waif look he did for Kallisto.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 11:27 PM (r46W7)

325 potch
@potch

There should be a hotline you can call where you can safely pronounce words you've only ever read out loud for the first time, and they say "oh sweetie" and kindly explain how it's pronounced.
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So, high school freshman English class, we're taking turns reading aloud parts of Romeo & Juliet.

We get to a scene where I have to read a word I'd never seen or heard before -- apothecary -- and I pronounce it "app-oh-THECK-uh-ree", and most of the class & the teacher start chuckling.

I stop and look around like "what did I do?" The teacher corrected me ... and of course I was five shades of beet red.

Wifey relates a similar story about her first encounter as a young girl with the word "ache" -- having pronounced it "AH-chee."

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 19, 2022 11:27 PM (WtAgB)

326 The music I want played at my funeral will be three Metallica instrumentals. First, The Call Of Ktulu, followed by To Live Is To Die and for the finale, Orion.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:22 PM (1Yy3c)

Then Breadfan as you animatronically rise from the coffin.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:27 PM (yHsuS)

327 Anyway, so I spent the day listening to Darkthrone.

I decided their first album is their best if for any reason because it's somewhat produced since their next few albums were recorded on a fucking dat machine in the guitarist's bedroom and you can't make out a fucking thing.

Darkthrone - Soulside Journey

https://youtu.be/UKpJDb2GuQw

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:27 PM (1Yy3c)

328 Another track like no other.

Any Colour You Like - Pink Floyd

https://youtu.be/bK7HJvmgFnM
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:24 PM (yHsuS)



Weird, that is the exact track that just started playing.

I should have the Wizard of Oz on I guess.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 11:28 PM (yQpMk)

329 by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 11:21 PM (Cus5s)

Catholics worship buildings, idols and trees?

Posted by: clutch at August 19, 2022 11:28 PM (9UmRs)

330 " 'There's a new world coming' variety, and there is a particular hatred for the Catholic Church." Posted by: Weirddave

OK. thx for the follow up, but has nothing to do with my "theology". Even Apostle Paul spoke of how the church had left him, few remained faithful. I made no mention of special "new world coming". And I think Luther was obviously correct in saying the Catholic church selling indulgences was wrong (give us money and you can buy your way to heaven, despite your rapes and pedophilia, etc.) ...

So your slight is not impressive ... but thanks for explaining how irrelevant it is.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 11:28 PM (Cus5s)

331
If you build it, and so on...
Posted by: sal at August 19, 2022 11:24 PM (y40tE)

_________

Our FSSP apostolate started in a chapel at another church, was deeded some land by a benefactor and built its own chapel building. We recently added a gatehouse. And last month we acquired a third priest.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 11:29 PM (1Nxff)

332 When I first encountered the word "Plymouth" in a book (Charlotte's Web) I applied the reading lessons my mom and dad had taught me and examined the word. Ply... ok... Mouth. I know that word. PLYE-MOUTH? I mean it makes sense. Mom had to go over how some words aren't always pronounced the way they seem or ought to be. Plimmuth. Got it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 11:29 PM (Ivdso)

333 @86 how the word "gaudy" became an adjective

Sed non! "Gaudy goes back to the late 1500's, and probably comes from a Latin root. Gaudi is named after it.[/i

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 19, 2022 11:29 PM (x61Im)

334 Then Breadfan as you animatronically rise from the coffin.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:27 PM (yHsuS)

Thank you for volunteering to make all of my funeral arrangements. \m/

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:30 PM (1Yy3c)

335 Our FSSP apostolate started in a chapel at another church, was deeded some land by a benefactor and built its own chapel building. We recently added a gatehouse. And last month we acquired a third priest.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 11:29 PM (1Nxff)

FSSP is the way to go these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:30 PM (HJDAV)

336 About 13 years ago, they were able to buy a former Korean Baptist church, which they spent a year renovating and decorating. It is really lovely, and is now so jammed packed due to growth that they had to convert the parish hall back into an overflow chapel.

If you build it, and so on...
Posted by: sal at August 19, 2022 11:24 PM (y40tE)

There is a Chinese Evangelical Free Church on 20th Ave. N.W. in Calgary, and a friend of mine said, "Well, it's got to be free; they wouldn't go if they had to pay,"

true story

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:31 PM (v7z6X)

337 https://tinyurl.com/mp7y3dw6

Those are all great. I like to think that we're all cast members of the Aeon Flux cartoons, and those are perfect portraits.

Ace, still to be pictured, would be Trevor. And Aeon herself? I leave that to your imaginations.

And good night, all. Off to being slashed to death by a cat that I was stupid enough to adopt. Sounds like the standard AoS commentor BIO.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2022 11:31 PM (m0zqP)

338 I die, I hope someone rolls me off into a ditch somewhere and walks away. That ain't me any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 11:31 PM (Ivdso)

339 What didn't he fuck up?

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 11:19 PM (duT0u)

I don't believe he ever f'd his wife. Those kids belong to some other guy?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2022 11:32 PM (7bRMQ)

340 The strip mall ones (I think) are new and unaffiliated Christian churches, like "covenant" and "His Word" and "the Bible."

Strip mall churches are often "church plants", new churches that don't have a lot of money and find the cheapest place to rent on Sunday mornings to meet. Or splinter groups when a larger church has a falling out between members.

Most of the Baptist churches I've gone to were red brick churches with a steeple and white columns in the front, mostly built post world war two.

Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2022 11:32 PM (JrN/x)

341 Bosun, coxun, werchester sauce...

Posted by: MkY at August 19, 2022 11:33 PM (cPGH3)

342 I had high hopes for that kid trying to run the loop-de-loop. Especially when he backed up the additional four steps. Alas...

Posted by: Muldoon at August 19, 2022 11:33 PM (kXYt5)

343 Dhillon was giving the fans the gherkin...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2022 11:34 PM (ynpvh)

344 Night BecChas.

The Cat will turn out all right, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 11:34 PM (HJDAV)

345 This just popped into my head.

For Love Not Lisa-SLIP SLIDE MELTING

https://youtu.be/hHaPXaNPQxQ

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:35 PM (yHsuS)

346 "Catholics worship buildings, idols and trees?
Posted by: clutch

well the "joke" was that the Catholic church shows it worships God because its churches point to heaven (like the pagan's trees) ... whereas Protestant churches do not. ... So I was addressing that absurdity.

But YES, much of Institutional "Christianity" is pagan and/or ritualistic, not based in "faith comes by hearing, hearing the Word of God". Rituals are addictive, they are like PC right think, like Wokism. Like Science TM. Like Fauci-ism. Group Thank Writ Large.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 11:35 PM (Cus5s)

347 In fairness to my Protestant brothers and sisters, there is something to be said for a church that is in the heart of the world, where anyone can enter.

Posted by: Corona Exile-Back_in_exile at August 19, 2022 11:35 PM (62BOJ)

348 I die, I hope someone rolls me off into a ditch somewhere and walks away. That ain't me any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 11:31 PM



Me? Wrapped in plastic, at the foot of the driveway on Wednesday morning for the binmen...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2022 11:35 PM (GMQr6)

349 Hello Moki!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 11:35 PM (hOUT3)

350 >>> Most of the Baptist churches I've gone to were red brick churches with a steeple and white columns in the front, mostly built post world war two.
Posted by: Moki
----------------------

Good to see you here.
Doing well I hope.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 19, 2022 11:37 PM (I2B1v)

351 synecdoche, I learned, does NOT rhyme with Schenectady.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 19, 2022 11:37 PM (kXYt5)

352 .. werchester sauce...

Posted by: MkY at August 19, 2022 11:33 PM



The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z cannot and never will be able to pronounce 'Worcestershire'...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2022 11:38 PM (GMQr6)

353 348 I die, I hope someone rolls me off into a ditch somewhere and walks away. That ain't me any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 11:31 PM



Me? Wrapped in plastic, at the foot of the driveway on Wednesday morning for the binmen...
Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2022 11:35 PM (GMQr6)

Has no one thought about allowing their bodies to be used for science?

For example, being frozen solid and then shot out of a high velocity cannon into the windshield of an airliner?

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:38 PM (1Yy3c)

354 Hmmm. Three songs to be played at my funeral...
"Yakkity Sax" (Benny Hill theme music)
"See You Later Alligator" by Bill Haley and the Comets
"Sir Psycho Sexy" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2022 11:25 PM (K5n5d)

Check out the Bobby Charles version of "See You Later, Alligator." He wrote it.

"I Must Be in a Good Place Now"

https://youtu.be/piHd14B0FUY

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:38 PM (v7z6X)

355 in fairness. the fewer phisical resources any organization has the better since the have fewer options for corruption - if there are humans involved there is going to be bad shit

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 11:39 PM (+nopg)

356
Me? Wrapped in plastic, at the foot of the driveway on Wednesday morning for the binmen...
Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2022 11:35 PM (GMQr6)

Fitting. All you mortals are garbage.

Posted by: God at August 19, 2022 11:39 PM (K9Eal)

357
For example, being frozen solid and then shot out of a high velocity cannon into the windshield of an airliner?

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:38 PM (1Yy3c)


I am too chicken to try that

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2022 11:40 PM (xhaym)

358 synecdoche, I learned, does NOT rhyme with Schenectady.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 19, 2022 11:37 PM (kXYt5)

It's not Si-neck-doshe. I learned this right now.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:40 PM (1Yy3c)

359 For example, being frozen solid and then shot out of a high velocity cannon into the windshield of an airliner?

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:38 PM (1Yy3c)

Or in Fort Marcy Park with incriminating documents and placed in questionable arrangement and circumstances. For science.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:41 PM (yHsuS)

360 Fitting. All you mortals are garbage.

https://ytube.io/3VPc

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 11:41 PM (yQpMk)

361 Most of the Baptist churches I've gone to were red brick churches with a steeple and white columns in the front, mostly built post world war two.

Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2022 11:32 PM (JrN/x)

Bob Ross was talking while painting and he said he asked a man what his religious preference was. The guy said what? Bob said what church do you prefer? The guy said, red brick.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2022 11:41 PM (7bRMQ)

362 350 >>> Most of the Baptist churches I've gone to were red brick churches with a steeple and white columns in the front, mostly built post world war two.
Posted by: Moki
----------------

That's the one's I've been.

Catholics and the Baptists are strict, are one eighty out from each other and fight. Also they are the only two Christian denominations not bleeding parishioners.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 19, 2022 11:42 PM (I2B1v)

363 Columbus, IN is an interesting place... Home of Cummins Diesel. Company town. During the war, they had a lot of government contracts, and the fuck-ugly, cheap construction that usually comes with that.

After it was over, the CEO at Cummins hated the way the town had been made so ugly, and agreed to bankroll new public and private architecture - as long as he got to pick the designers and designs. He farmed everything out to basically every prominent mid-century architect he could get onto airplanes. The whole place is like an architecture museum.

Both the big Protestant churches were designed by Eliel & Eero Saarinen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2022 11:42 PM (IXpV7)

364 @302 I think this is how idiocracy starts.

OH NOT IT DINNENT. (--now on broadcast news)

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 19, 2022 11:43 PM (x61Im)

365 Dave409 sketches of the horde from the GAINZ thread.

https://tinyurl.com/mp7y3dw6

Some are pretty funny.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 11:09 PM (yHsuS

-------

Those are awesome -- he's quite talented. It IS funny, because I have developed mental images of the regular horde members as probably many have (though not quite as youthful as many of those 29-year-olds that Dave409 portrays, but as heroic greek-like god/goddess images from a Randian novel) -- and for that reason have an aversion to shattering these illusions (including how I view myself) by meeting any at a MoMe -- although, of course, I would most certainly enjoy and relish the chance, and seriously considered attending the BenHad-hosted upcoming TX MoMe (which I probably would have if I was retired).

Love Zod as the lovable, little fur-ball bunny ...

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 19, 2022 11:43 PM (WtAgB)

366 Holy Crap! It DOES rhyme with Schenectady

Posted by: Muldoon at August 19, 2022 11:43 PM (kXYt5)

367 in fairness. the fewer physical resources any organization has the better since the have fewer options for corruption - if there are humans involved there is going to be bad shit
Posted by: confederatefifth
So true. the fewest employees; the least government; the least amount of overhead; the least maintenance.
It holds true for any organization.

Posted by: MkY at August 19, 2022 11:44 PM (cPGH3)

368 349 Hello Moki!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 11:35 PM (hOUT3)

{{{Hrothgar}}}!!

How are you??

More important, how is Conor???

Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2022 11:44 PM (JrN/x)

369 So true. the fewest employees; the least government; the least amount of overhead; the least maintenance.
It holds true for any organization.


indeed

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 11:45 PM (+nopg)

370 I don't believe he ever f'd his wife. Those kids belong to some other guy?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Hey Ent! I'm smokin what you're rollin. Manchurian candidate come to life. I went down a rabbit hole trying to figure out who he was, and is, and how he rose so quickly from nowhere. Grinds my gears he's directing his third term now...with no accountability. If it all crumbles, it'll be "Weekend at Joe's" fault. It's Machiavellian evil genius...By whoever is pulling Obama's strings

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 11:46 PM (duT0u)

371 Most Catholics dont go to a bascillica to church.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2022 11:46 PM (89T5c)

372 most interesting new word

"wifed"

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 11:47 PM (+nopg)

373 Catholics worship buildings, idols and trees?
Posted by: clutch at August 19, 2022 11:28 PM (9UmRs)

LOL.
The priests and nuns never taught me that in my twelve years of Cathoholic education. My Lutheran and Russian Orthodox classmates never said anything about it either.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2022 11:47 PM (RCg/c)

374 "Anything CAN become an idol, including elevating a rejection of fancy worship places (thank God I'm not like those high church types, prays the Pharisee), its a matter of where your focus and core intent is." Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

OK, making nice things is nice, and rejecting all new nice things (the Amish?) is dumb. But it is easy to see the power of groups ... hence we get the need for our nation as founded, and the attempt to "separate and balance powers" ... but it was all intended for a "Christian People", with the power held at the lowest level.

So I guess that is the root of my contempt for the "Our Group is Right", when they are the Globalists, and while Luther broke the DeepReligionState, it only fractured it, and then the Protestants mostly kept the other (pagan) things that needed to be broken.

Institutional religion is broken, like "democracy" is broken, where there is a uniparty, ... Institutional Christian Religion is mostly a "uniparty, clinging to wrong doctrine. (and I have no problem with the pretty architecture, but it does not mean anything as far as spiritual integrity goes)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2022 11:48 PM (Cus5s)

375 I'm glad that Boswell hasn't attempted to draw me, he'd get the breed all wrong.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 19, 2022 11:48 PM (a4EWo)

376 Hey Moki.
How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 19, 2022 11:48 PM (RU4sa)

377 Those are awesome -- he's quite talented. It IS funny, because I have developed mental images of the regular horde members as probably many have (though not quite as youthful as many of those 29-year-olds that Dave409 portrays, but as heroic greek-like god/goddess images from a Randian novel) -- and for that reason have an aversion to shattering these illusions (including how I view myself) by meeting any at a MoMe -- although, of course, I would most certainly enjoy and relish the chance, and seriously considered attending the BenHad-hosted upcoming TX MoMe (which I probably would have if I was retired).

Love Zod as the lovable, little fur-ball bunny ...

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 19, 2022 11:43 PM (WtAgB)

You gotta go. MoMe's are a blast.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2022 11:49 PM (VwHCD)

378 I'm glad that Boswell hasn't attempted to draw me, he'd get the breed all wrong.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
___

It's not like I'm drawn accurately.

Big whoops.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 19, 2022 11:49 PM (RU4sa)

379 It's Machiavellian evil genius...By whoever is pulling Obama's strings

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2022 11:46 PM (duT0u)

Yes, the guy has opinions and beliefs and would like to see them implemented, but he's way too lazy and incurious. Half-bright, poor speaker, isn't good at vocabulary- just a puppet for someone else.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2022 11:50 PM (7bRMQ)

380 Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2022 11:44 PM (JrN/x)

So good to see you here {{{Moki}}}.

Hope you continue to do well!

As to your question, both Conor and I are both doing reasonably well. I am still worried about him, but he seems to have recovered from whatever he got into or caught. I have never gotten any real data on exactly what happened to him, a mystery for the ages I guess.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 11:50 PM (hOUT3)

381 I'm glad that Boswell hasn't attempted to draw me, he'd get the breed all wrong.
Posted by: Debby


he is not going to go for the reverse psychology

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 11:50 PM (+nopg)

382 It's not like I'm drawn accurately.

Big whoops.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 19, 2022 11:49 PM (RU4sa)

LOL, I noticed that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 11:51 PM (r46W7)

383 Some of my favorite churches are the ones shared by our missionaries on their home sabbatical.

A crudely constructed tent with some draped sides full of people thirsty for the word of the Lord.

It makes me tear up a bit when I see people that are disowned by their families, that come from war torn communities, that have been prostituted out and raped to feed their children, that have nothing at all that anyone would be envious of, except faith and hope in a new way. To revel in the comfort of the arms of the Savior that has delivered them from certain death and sing of his praises in tongues I can not understand.

Except that I can understand and I am envious.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2022 11:52 PM (Fa1Fj)

384 most interesting new word

"wifed"

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 11:47 PM (+nopg)

Wiving, verb: to trick lonely miners on distant planet into marrying ugly women who use Venus drugs.

Posted by: Leo Francis Walsh at August 19, 2022 11:52 PM (7bRMQ)

385 How to pronounce synecdoche.

https://youtu.be/v-n1vGeVIXo

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:52 PM (1Yy3c)

386 Hey Braenyard!

I'm doing extremely well - proof your prayers work! Out of the hospital a day early, no pain meds other than Tylenol, walking around...it's amazing and I am grateful. Thank you all so much!

Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2022 11:53 PM (JrN/x)

387 SMH, I picked my yellow plums today and made jam, and I don't think it is going to set.

I don't want to try to reprocess it again, so I think I will be labeling it as "pancake syrup" and go onto the next thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2022 11:53 PM (xhaym)

388 Holy Crap! It DOES rhyme with Schenectady
Posted by: Muldoon at August 19, 2022 11:43 PM (kXYt5)

Rhymes with Niels Lan Doky, too. (Danish jazz pianist, and he is damned good).

https://youtu.be/9BMoDDbEXes

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:53 PM (v7z6X)

389 It's not like I'm drawn accurately.

Big whoops.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 19, 2022 11:49 PM (RU4sa)

LOL, I noticed that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2022 11:51 PM (r46W7)

yeah, no bad ass 4th ID hat. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2022 11:54 PM (VwHCD)

390 Good to hear, Moki.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 19, 2022 11:54 PM (JjzI1)

391 Heh, Berserker.

Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 19, 2022 11:55 PM (JjzI1)

392 Institutional religion is broken, like "democracy" is broken, where there is a uniparty,

What is truth?
Is truth unchanging law?
What is truth?
Is mine the same as yours?

Posted by: Singing Pontius Pilate at August 19, 2022 11:55 PM (RCg/c)

393 It's not like I'm drawn accurately.

That's kind of the fun of it. You do make mental pictures of people from their online personas if only to have something to attach conversations to. And chances are good that they're nothing like the physical person. The sketch of Weasel being the exception because he has shown himself in videos.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2022 11:56 PM (nfrXX)

394 Darkthrone - Transylvanian Hunger

https://youtu.be/iKbeRqqivdw

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2022 11:56 PM (1Yy3c)

395 illiniwek
Never had you for a doctrinal purist. But I get it. The Council of Nicea was a committee that hammered out a compromise to bring factions together. Like the camel being a horse designed by committee.

Posted by: MkY at August 19, 2022 11:56 PM (cPGH3)

396 376 Hey Moki.
How are you doing?

{{{SMH}}}

Doing good! How are you and ex-ex??

Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2022 11:56 PM (JrN/x)

397 yeah, no bad ass 4th ID hat. lol
Posted by: Bers


I thought she was 1sfod?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2022 11:57 PM (+nopg)

398 Hey, I think I've been in that Orthodox church. If it's in Talinn, Estonia, that is.

The cathedral is in Milan, if I have my Gothic monuments straight.

The Protestant church is in a strip mall in Milwaukee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2022 11:57 PM (XG2Fi)

399 Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: SMH


Glad Bers figured out the problem, I know there was something that wasn't quite right in that sketch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 11:57 PM (hOUT3)

400 We're okay.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 19, 2022 11:58 PM (JjzI1)

401 Showed my wife the golfer video (she is the golfer in the family) and said I'd give up the game if I ever did that. You will never have a better shot and it is on video.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2022 11:58 PM (5p7BC)

402 So happy to hear that you came through the surgery in fine shape, Moki!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2022 11:58 PM (v7z6X)

403 As for Meghan McCain and Liz. Just go be Democrats, Toots. It's who you've been voting for and supporting anyway.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2022 12:00 AM (5p7BC)

404 https://ytube.io/3VPc
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 11:41 PM (yQpMk)

The more I beat you, the more you want me. I love it.

Posted by: God at August 20, 2022 12:00 AM (K9Eal)

405 A CNN Business article published Friday directs Americans to view the mild decline in gas prices as “a $100-a-month raise,” even though the national average for a gallon of regular is still a whopping $3.92, per the American Automobile Association.
___

lol

This is funny, considering about a quarter of the hub's paycheck goes to gas every month.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:01 AM (JjzI1)

406 an addendum:

Study to show thyself approved unto God, a workmen that need not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the Word of Truth (from memory, adding a little extra capitalization) 2 timothies, 2:15

so I relate this to the awesome temple Ace has built, and while we don't worship here, we do endeavor to rightly divide the political (and I think also spiritual) words of Truth. Yet, it is ephemeral, no nice red brick, no beautiful stonework or awesome internal wood arches ...

perhaps this is an example of how a Christian Church could work .. people constantly challenging the right or wrong doctrine? (as opposed to "Ace said it, we must all repeat the mighty words of Ace") Nice to have an informed leader, and in this case we have no "Bible" except history and the constitution .. but still, an interested example of a less centralized power "group"

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2022 12:02 AM (Cus5s)

407 As for Meghan McCain and Liz. Just go be Democrats, Toots. It's who you've been voting for and supporting anyway.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2022 12:00 AM (5p7BC)

Meg and Liz: the Lardassians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:03 AM (v7z6X)

408 Yes, the guy has opinions and beliefs and would like to see them implemented, but he's way too lazy and incurious. Half-bright, poor speaker, isn't good at vocabulary- just a puppet for someone else.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Yep. Marxist...but in the cool, contemporary way of the Frankfurt School boys, and their satanic spawn Saul. Poor student, teleprompter whiz but off script doofus, No focus, no grasp of ordinary fly over America, yet arrogant beyond belief...delusional about his own intellect. How did this man get to the ultimate office? How have they kept his past completely an amorphous blurred unverifiable mystery?... and who are "They"

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 20, 2022 12:03 AM (duT0u)

409

Regular gasoline is "down" to ~ $4.299 in my AO...

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2022 12:03 AM (Pk8CC)

410 Until this day I would not have guessed that Mandela was a distinguished collector of dildos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:04 AM (XG2Fi)

411 Until this day I would not have guessed that Mandela was a distinguished collector of dildos.
Posted by: Cicero


in fairness, he was more of a hoarder, selfish bastard

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2022 12:05 AM (+nopg)

412 A CNN Business article published Friday directs Americans to view the mild decline in gas prices as “a $100-a-month raise,”

But that hundred dollar raise is after a two to three hundred dollar reduction in pay, so I'm still not ahead. Mr. CNN Business article writer, so thank you very much for directing me as to how I should view this "blessing".

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2022 12:05 AM (JrN/x)

413 This is funny, considering about a quarter of the hub's paycheck goes to gas every month.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:01 AM (JjzI1)

Alberta provincial gummint suspended some gas taxes; price at the pump went down from circa $1.80 per liter to $1.43 per liter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:06 AM (v7z6X)

414 Saarinen's (Eero) North Christian Church in Columbus:

https://tinyurl.com/bdep6tcz

You've all seen this church in your town, but this was the first one. Probably one of the most copied structures on Earth, at this point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:07 AM (IXpV7)

415 How have they kept his past completely an amorphous blurred unverifiable mystery?... and who are "They"

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 20, 2022 12:03 AM (duT0u)

We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!

Posted by: They at August 20, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)

416 Can't say I give a shit about buildings.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:07 AM (RXOjh)

417 But that hundred dollar raise is after a two to three hundred dollar reduction in pay, so I'm still not ahead. Mr. CNN Business article writer, so thank you very much for directing me as to how I should view this "blessing".
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2022 12:05 AM (JrN/x)


NO MATH!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 20, 2022 12:08 AM (hOUT3)

418 "The Merry Go Round Broke Down". Quite a looney suggestion for a bunch of drunken reprobate funeral attendees.

Posted by: Judge Doom at August 20, 2022 12:08 AM (xttsV)

419 Mandela may have had the dildo collection but MLK had the definitive collection of ball gags.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:08 AM (XG2Fi)

420 You've all seen this church in your town, but this was the first one. Probably one of the most copied structures on Earth, at this point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:07 AM (IXpV7)

Ah, the Plunger!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2022 12:09 AM (7bRMQ)

421 The CCP is more worried about this problem of the Three Gorges Dam than its collapse by the flood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssZDAuLEgs8

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:09 AM (RXOjh)

422 Obviously it's not noontime

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2022 12:10 AM (k8B25)

423 Hrothgar, I'm sorry, I forgot!!! Glad Conor is feeling better. Those mystery diseases are expensive and frightening!!

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2022 12:11 AM (JrN/x)

424 Can't say I give a shit about buildings.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:07 AM (RXOjh)



Franco's tomb in San Lorenzo de El Escorial is pretty amazing. They hollowed out a mountain for him. I guess he earned it, and not just for the immaculate reception.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 20, 2022 12:11 AM (yQpMk)

425 You've all seen this church in your town, but this was the first one. Probably one of the most copied structures on Earth, at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:07 AM (IXpV7)

I guess I have been lucky, I have never seen that church or anything that looks like it. That looks like George Jetson's church.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2022 12:11 AM (r46W7)

426 A CNN Business article published Friday directs Americans to view the mild decline in gas prices as “a $100-a-month raise,”

But that hundred dollar raise is after a two to three hundred dollar reduction in pay, so I'm still not ahead. Mr. CNN Business article writer, so thank you very much for directing me as to how I should view this "blessing".

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2022 12:05 AM (JrN/x)

I see that they are taking that whole straight reporting the news to gain back viewers push real seriously.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 20, 2022 12:11 AM (yHsuS)

427 For my funeral I'd like the musical selections to include that song that the ice cream trucks play.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:11 AM (XG2Fi)

428 Can't say I give a shit about buildings.
Posted by: S



in fairness, it would be better to discuss the ways in which pistol calibre carbines are stupid, and why nobody should buy those guns.

and saying because they are for fags, even though true, not an argument.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2022 12:12 AM (+nopg)

429 "The Council of Nicea was a committee that hammered out a compromise to bring factions together. Like the camel being a horse designed by committee. "Posted by: MkY

well, imo it was a compromise with Satan ... the beginning of cancel culture. (or the end of individual sovereignty, such as it was, and the exile of Artemas Gordon ... ha, I forget the guy that denied their wrong doctrine and was cast out). JC is the foundation stone prophesied about in multiple ways through the OT ... he was replaced by an earthly man ... the scribes perhaps saved "us" by faithfully transcribing the texts ... but we still got the Dark Ages.

We tend to forget that even the OT had the "remnant", faithful prophets that at times had to hide in caves, as most of the world went dark. They studied.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2022 12:12 AM (Cus5s)

430 Meg and Liz: the Lardassians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:03 AM (v7z6X)

Thats funny shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:13 AM (VwHCD)

431 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssZDAuLEgs8
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:09 AM (RXOjh)


The cleverer we think we are, the more vulnerable we are to errors in judgement!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 20, 2022 12:13 AM (hOUT3)

432 Arias was chucked out of the Council of Nicaea. In fact, if I remember correctly Tertullian punched him in the nose.

Fisticuffs is how you can tell it's a serious ecumenical council.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:14 AM (XG2Fi)

433 and who are "They"

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 20, 2022 12:03 AM (duT0u)

Mostly well-educated people with money and ego, I think. So full of themselves and their "gnosis" that they think everyone else is stupid and need to be ruled. Old families with history of political power. They find a clown like Obama and puff him up because he thinks he knows better than you do, but he's a tool because he's stupid as well. In the end, it probably traces itself back to spiritual evil.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2022 12:14 AM (7bRMQ)

434 For my funeral I'd like the musical selections to include that song that the ice cream trucks play.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:11 AM (XG2Fi)


Turkey in the Straw, or Entry of the Gladiators?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2022 12:15 AM (xhaym)

435 432 Arias was chucked out of the Council of Nicaea. In fact, if I remember correctly Tertullian punched him in the nose.

Fisticuffs is how you can tell it's a serious ecumenical council.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:14 AM (XG2Fi)

I think the losers sulked for a couple centuries and then finally got their revenge by all turning into muslims.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2022 12:17 AM (r46W7)

436 Thats funny shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:13 AM (VwHCD)

Did you you check out the Niels Lan Doky link? He is Danish national, of Vietnamese heritage, and he plays jazz piano, and he is damned good at it. More swing than "free" jazz. It has a tune to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:17 AM (v7z6X)

437 For my funeral I'd like the musical selections to include that song that the ice cream trucks play.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:11 AM (XG2Fi)

Where there is ice cream truck music there must be ice cream.

What's a good funeral flavor?

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2022 12:19 AM (1Yy3c)

438 Franco's tomb in San Lorenzo de El Escorial is pretty amazing. They hollowed out a mountain for him. I guess he earned it, and not just for the immaculate reception.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at Aug

And much of the labor on the basilica was performed by Communist prisoners as penance for the civil war.

Makes me smile every time I think of those vanquished Commie scumbags toiling in the sun to build a magnificent church.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:20 AM (IXpV7)

439 I guess I have been lucky, I have never seen that church or anything that looks like it. That looks like George Jetson's church.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2022 12:11 AM (r46W7)


like the gnomon for a giant sundial

(Your new word for the day is "gnomon")

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2022 12:20 AM (xhaym)

440 What's a good funeral flavor?

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2022 12:19 AM (1Yy3c)

Death by Chocolate. It's already in the plans.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 20, 2022 12:21 AM (yHsuS)

441 Wasn't Ms. Torry paid, basically, a pittance for her work and later sued to be compensated more in line with how popular the track became?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2022 10:58 PM


She had been paid 30 pounds for her performance.
In 2005, she won a lawsuit and was awarded 50% of the copyright because she composed the vocals for the track

Posted by: Chuck C at August 20, 2022 12:21 AM (xttsV)

442 (Your new word for the day is "gnomon")
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2022 12:20 AM (xhaym)

"you got any pot?"

"Sorry, gnomon."

Posted by: some jamaican dealer at August 20, 2022 12:22 AM (v7z6X)

443 McConnell is withholding campaign money from six (6) Republicans I'm told.
Tried to find information on them but ledes from the news are:

_ McConnell makes grim prediction about Republicans in Senate ... _FOX
_ McConnell says Republicans may not win Senate control, citing _NBC
_ McConnell previews 'extremely close' Senate races this fall as … _CNN

bastard




Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 20, 2022 12:23 AM (I2B1v)

444 A Canadian armed forces veteran with a brain injury and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) was offered medically-assisted suicide by a Veterans Affairs Canada employee while seeking treatment.

The veteran claims that an employee of the VAC causally suggested to him that the government could help him with what they call medically assisted dying (MAID) during their conversation, despite the veteran not expressing any prior interest, broadcaster Global News reports.

https://tinyurl.com/34j78tkr

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Coming soon to the USSA.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:23 AM (RXOjh)

445 We tend to forget that even the OT had the "remnant", faithful prophets that at times had to hide in caves, as most of the world went dark. They studied.
Posted by: illiniwek

Okay. I'm intrigued. Book? Reference? Aquinas is compromised? All the current "faiths" are kompromat?

Posted by: MkY at August 20, 2022 12:23 AM (cPGH3)

446 in fairness, it would be better to discuss the ways in which pistol calibre carbines are stupid, and why nobody should buy those guns.
and saying because they are for fags, even though true, not an argument.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2022 12:12 AM (+nopg)


I wanted to build a Spencer in .45 Auto-rim.

I think I could just about make one from scratch if I had a water-jet cutter rated for mild steel plate.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2022 12:24 AM (xhaym)

447 Did you you check out the Niels Lan Doky link? He is Danish national, of Vietnamese heritage, and he plays jazz piano, and he is damned good at it. More swing than "free" jazz. It has a tune to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:17 AM (v7z6X)

uh, no? First I'm hearing of it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:24 AM (VwHCD)

448 Called for an appt for my back today...it's been getting worse, mostly on my right side, been having to use a cane.

Two month wait.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:24 AM (RXOjh)

449 447 Did you you check out the Niels Lan Doky link? He is Danish national, of Vietnamese heritage, and he plays jazz piano, and he is damned good at it. More swing than "free" jazz. It has a tune to it.

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Ugh. I hear "jazz" and I'm not interested. Too many minor keys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)

450 Where there is ice cream truck music there must be ice cream.

What's a good funeral flavor?

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2022 12:19 AM (1Yy3c)

Rocky road?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:26 AM (VwHCD)

451 My will states no funeral, no burial.

Just cremation and scatter my ashes.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:28 AM (RXOjh)

452 Ugh. I hear "jazz" and I'm not interested. Too many minor keys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)

You know how NORAD got those big honking mondo doors that seal up the mountain? My ears do that when I hear jazz. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:28 AM (VwHCD)

453 Finally on the third page next to the bottom of Bing an old article.

6 Ways McConnell Betrays the Republican Base - American Thinker
https://www.americanthinker.com


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 20, 2022 12:28 AM (I2B1v)

454 uh, no? First I'm hearing of it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:24 AM (VwHCD)

388. I was making a riff on rhymes to Schenectady. It's probably not your cup of tea, but they guy is a very accomplished musician, nonetheless.

Posted by: some jamaican dealer at August 20, 2022 12:28 AM (v7z6X)

455 You know how NORAD got those big honking mondo doors that seal up the mountain? My ears do that when I hear jazz. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:28 AM (VwHCD)

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*cue Chewbacca wail in anguish*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:29 AM (XG2Fi)

456 My will states no funeral, no burial.

Just cremation and scatter my ashes.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:28 AM (RXOjh)

My brother said to stick a bone in his ass and kick him to the curb for the dogs. lol

me? I want a fucking pyramid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:29 AM (VwHCD)

457 sock off, mon

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:30 AM (v7z6X)

458 me? I want a fucking pyramid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:29 AM (VwHCD)

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I'm going the Sky Burial route but there are some zoning issues to work out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:31 AM (XG2Fi)

459 448 Called for an appt for my back today...it's been getting worse, mostly on my right side, been having to use a cane.

Two month wait.
Posted by: SMH
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Can you take aspirin?
Have a brace? What about Hub's company, can he get you on their?
Two months is nuts.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 20, 2022 12:31 AM (I2B1v)

460 {{SMH}} You crack me up, big miss by Boswell on your picture. {{Moki}} It is so very nice to see you here, how are you feeling?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2022 12:31 AM (a4EWo)

461 Here's the story of the construction of a beautiful church in the Philippines.

Starting around the 8:00 minute mark.

https://tinyurl.com/4cpy6ar3

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 20, 2022 12:33 AM (Fa1Fj)

462 me? I want a fucking pyramid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Those are the best kind of pyramids.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2022 12:34 AM (M9XmQ)

463 I guess I have been lucky, I have never seen that church or anything that looks like it. That looks like George Jetson's church.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2022 12:11 AM (r46W7)

Yeah, I've never been a huge fan, but it's interesting to me in one regard (aside from how prevalent the design became).

Saarinen designed or contributed to a large number of instantly recognizable global landmark structures - but shortly before he died he said that he was proudest of "that little church."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:35 AM (IXpV7)

464 That video on the potential purposeful attack on the Three Gorges Dam in China is very cool.

Posted by: CA Token at August 20, 2022 12:35 AM (2+yws)

465 "Okay. I'm intrigued. Book? Reference? Aquinas is compromised? All the current "faiths" are kompromat?
Posted by: MkY

OT "remnant" is an easy search.

Current faiths as "kompromat" ... I don't get what you mean, as I see kompromat as blackmail (so OK, yeah, maybe the institution does blackmail/coerce the individual). But yes, the institutional church is an institution ... commie pope, lesbian pastors in many protestant churches.

But the best hope is in smaller independent churches that maintain scriptural integrity, to the best of their ability. And the even better hope is the (extended?) family that "studies to show themselves approved unto God".

I am warming up even more to the conceptual comparison to this AoS "church" that has no temple, but is a free flow of apostolic "new revelations" of our worldly situation. There are here, not pastors and prophets exactly, but certainly teachers and those that enlighten us in their unique capabilities. ... Kind of a spiritual body ... if it became "religious and rigid" it would maybe fail (like the rigidity of that chair in the movie "Contact" ?)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2022 12:36 AM (Cus5s)

466 I want a fucking pyramid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:29 AM (VwHCD)

Done in the style of the cover of Powerslave?

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2022 12:36 AM (1Yy3c)

467 I'm going the Sky Burial route but there are some zoning issues to work out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:31 AM (XG2Fi)

Damn, I don't know about that one. I had to look it up. You just rot away on the top of a mountain and animals carry off body parts? Damn, not sure I want my epitaph to read - "and the animals of the world shit him out all over creation"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:36 AM (VwHCD)

468 at the pump went down from circa $1.80 per liter to $1.43 per liter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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~$1.60 a gallon cut, that's OK.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 20, 2022 12:37 AM (I2B1v)

469 I want a fucking pyramid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:29 AM (VwHCD)

Done in the style of the cover of Powerslave?

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2022 12:36 AM (1Yy3c)

Damn right.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:37 AM (VwHCD)

470 I think I have had enough Caesars for this evening. time to switch to rum and coke. the steak was yummy.

Had a busy day. fired up the old McCulloch I-40 and cut down a fallen Manitoba maple tree. It didn't barber-chair on me, which I was really dreading. Fired up the tractor, and used it to yard the tree through the caragana hedge, and into the grass strip between that and the neighbor's crop land. The I-40 was being cantankerous, and I needed several sessions to cut enough off the tree to get the remains out of the crop. Hauled some off cuts to the burn pit. more cutting needs to be done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:38 AM (v7z6X)

471 Can you take aspirin?
Have a brace? What about Hub's company, can he get you on their?
Two months is nuts.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Hub doesn't work for a company, he works for a small business that cannot afford insurance. He has no insurance, and we can't afford it.

And naproxen doesn't help.

Us po' folks don't have a lot of options.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:38 AM (RXOjh)

472 I don't really care what happens after I kick the bucket. I'll be dead, so whatever. But I like the idea of wakes better than funerals. Irish whiskey, sandwiches, stories. That's a good way to send someone off. I mean, if you can't do the whole flaming Viking funeral boat thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2022 12:38 AM (KFhLj)

473 So right now, I'm using alcohol to self-medicate.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:39 AM (RXOjh)

474 473 So right now, I'm using alcohol to self-medicate.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:39 AM (RXOjh)

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My advice to you is, start drinking heavily.

Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at August 20, 2022 12:40 AM (XG2Fi)

475 My advice to you is, start drinking heavily.
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I'm trying to.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:40 AM (RXOjh)

476 People need to get some use out of me. Take me to a taxidermist, put me in a tuxedo, and pose me with a silver tray to hold a humidor or a whisky decanter or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:41 AM (IXpV7)

477 think I have had enough Caesars for this evening. time to switch to rum and coke. the steak was yummy.

Had a busy day. fired up the old McCulloch I-40 and cut down a fallen Manitoba maple tree. It didn't barber-chair on me, which I was really dreading. Fired up the tractor, and used it to yard the tree through the caragana hedge, and into the grass strip between that and the neighbor's crop land. The I-40 was being cantankerous, and I needed several sessions to cut enough off the tree to get the remains out of the crop. Hauled some off cuts to the burn pit. more cutting needs to be done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:38 AM (v7z6X)

I got my kitchen walls all gutted for the electrical and plumbing rough in that I have to do tomorrow. I earned a good drunk tonight. Its been awhile.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:42 AM (VwHCD)

478 As far as the VA goes, they know me very well, since I told them what they could do with their clot shot, it would not surprise me in the least that I'm being "punished" for it.

Two month wait is a new one for me.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:42 AM (RXOjh)

479 476 People need to get some use out of me. Take me to a taxidermist, put me in a tuxedo, and pose me with a silver tray to hold a humidor or a whisky decanter or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:41 AM (IXpV7)

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How do you feel about cigar stores? And do you have anything against wearing feathers on your head?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:43 AM (XG2Fi)

480 Hi whatzzup?
lost the outer ca 5 am this morn when I spilled some water on the keyboard. Went so far as asking J what buy, she found me one, then I went to Walmart to compare.

Got home and tried the old puter again and it worked! And the news here is....?

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2022 12:43 AM (55Qr6)

481 I mean, if you can't do the whole flaming Viking funeral boat thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2022 12:38 AM (KFhLj)

Thats my second choice if I can't get a pyramid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:44 AM (VwHCD)

482 How do you feel about cigar stores? And do you have anything against wearing feathers on your head?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2022 12:43 AM (XG2Fi)

I'm white as a sheet, blond, and blue-eyed, but I'm 1/16th Cherokee, so I'm more Indian than Betsy Warren.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:45 AM (IXpV7)

483
Thats my second choice if I can't get a pyramid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:44 AM (VwHCD

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Ask about our 600-year pyramid financing!

Posted by: The Karnak Acceptance Corp. at August 20, 2022 12:46 AM (XG2Fi)

484 Hey Farmer.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:46 AM (RXOjh)

485 People need to get some use out of me. Take me to a taxidermist, put me in a tuxedo, and pose me with a silver tray to hold a humidor or a whisky decanter or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:41 AM (IXpV7)

This is brilliant. The possibilities are endless.

Like you could be posed on your hands and knees and be used as a footrest.

Or you could be bent over and grabbing your buttcheeks so your asshole can be used as a bottle openerZ

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2022 12:46 AM (1Yy3c)

486 Or you could be bent over and grabbing your buttcheeks so your asshole can be used as a bottle openerZ
Posted by: Robert
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Everyone should have goals.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:47 AM (RXOjh)

487 "I think the losers sulked for a couple centuries and then finally got their revenge by all turning into muslims." Posted by: Tom Servo

well Arias was exiled and long dead, but most of the Middle East went Muslim because it became the pragmatic thing to do. I guess some very old Christian churches survived in Iraq, but "institutionally Christian" USA built ISIS to finally destroy many/most of those that had existed from ? the second century?

And Obama gave us Morsi in Egypt to kill off Coptic Christians there ... but sure, U.S. institutional Christianity is as pure as the driven snow. It was only those that defied the Pope and his speak ex cathedra that went "dark".

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2022 12:48 AM (Cus5s)

488 ...Or you could be bent over and grabbing your buttcheeks so your asshole can be used as a bottle openerZ

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2022 12:46 AM



*snort

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2022 12:48 AM (12r6J)

489 I got my kitchen walls all gutted for the electrical and plumbing rough in that I have to do tomorrow. I earned a good drunk tonight. Its been awhile.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:42 AM (VwHCD)

Don't mind the plumbing and electrical work. Hate the mudding and taping and sanding.

I got a little restart on my dune buggy project, too. Threw two VW transaxles up onto my big rolling work table. Took the (mostly) good brakes off the six-volt transaxle, and cleaned them up, ready to hang on the twelve-volt transaxle. (six volt transaxles have a slightly smaller ID to the bellhousing than do 12 volt ones, and the 12 volt engine flywheels won't fit in there)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:48 AM (v7z6X)

490 And naproxen doesn't help.

Us po' folks don't have a lot of options.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:38 AM (RXOjh)
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Really chafes that you are stuck in that situation.

Thing about NASAIDS, one may work when the others don't. If you have a mind to, try all the different one's until you find one that works for you.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 20, 2022 12:49 AM (I2B1v)

491 As far as the VA goes, they know me very well, since I told them what they could do with their clot shot, it would not surprise me in the least that I'm being "punished" for it.
Two month wait is a new one for me.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:42

Sorry to hear that SMH. My recently departed FIL had good things to say about the VA in Phoenix.

This covid vax BS has complicated things. Where you live do you go to St. Louis>

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2022 12:51 AM (55Qr6)

492 Thing about NASAIDS, one may work when the others don't. If you have a mind to, try all the different one's until you find one that works for you.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 20, 2022 12:49 AM (I2B1v)

good advice! Ketorolac is pretty amazing; don't know if it can be had OTC, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:51 AM (v7z6X)

493 Thing about NASAIDS, one may work when the others don't. If you have a mind to, try all the different one's until you find one that works for you.
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Thanks. Already have.

And most fuck up my stomach. Naproxen is it.

The licocaine patches don't do shit.

So, suffer it is.

Good thing I'm used to that. Story of my life.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:51 AM (RXOjh)

494 ..This is brilliant. The possibilities are endless. Like you could be posed on your hands and knees and be used as a footrest. Or you could be bent over and grabbing your buttcheeks so your asshole can be used as a bottle openerZ Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2022 12:46 AM (1Yy3c)

Chinese already do this with their traveling "Body Works" show of resined wheegur slaves and slain political prisoners.

And don't give the IRS any ideas about the bent over bottle opener pose. They'll have a Moron in every branch office before you can sa...


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2022 12:51 AM (tkOps)

495 good advice! Ketorolac is pretty amazing; don't know if it can be had OTC, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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If only I could get seen at the VA for that...oh, that's right.
Two month wait.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:52 AM (RXOjh)

496 Gabapentin is another one that works for muscle/joint pain. Vets prescribe it for dogs, but it's Ok for humans, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:52 AM (v7z6X)

497 Nice sketch of Zod. I'm getting the General Woundwort of Efrafa vibe from that one.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 20, 2022 12:53 AM (kC+Z2)

498 I've requested the modified Viking funeral. Instead of flaming arrows to set things afire, I want them to get things started with flaming golf balls.

Posted by: CA Token at August 20, 2022 12:53 AM (2+yws)

499 I have always found Ibuprofen to work better on muscular/skeletal stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 12:53 AM (dNqv+)

500
me? I want a fucking pyramid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


With an eyeball on the top.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2022 12:53 AM (63Dwl)

501 This covid vax BS has complicated things. Where you live do you go to St. Louis>
Posted by: Farmer
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:53 AM (RXOjh)

502 Love Zod as the lovable, little fur-ball bunny ...

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 20, 2022 12:53 AM (Bd6X8)

503 And they still do the masking and the swabbing thing.

That's how much pain I'm in, that I'm willing to go through that bullshit.

But I will die before I get the jab.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:54 AM (RXOjh)

504 I have always found Ibuprofen to work better on muscular/skeletal stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 12:53 AM (dNqv+)

I've always found alternating ice and heat to work best, while OTC pain relievers help take the edge off.

Ice to reduce swelling, heat to help pain relief.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 20, 2022 12:56 AM (yHsuS)

505 Don't mind the plumbing and electrical work. Hate the mudding and taping and sanding.

I got a little restart on my dune buggy project, too. Threw two VW transaxles up onto my big rolling work table. Took the (mostly) good brakes off the six-volt transaxle, and cleaned them up, ready to hang on the twelve-volt transaxle. (six volt transaxles have a slightly smaller ID to the bellhousing than do 12 volt ones, and the 12 volt engine flywheels won't fit in there)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 12:48 AM (v7z6X)

I'm one of those obnoxious assholes that can mud a whole room and need zero sanding when I'm done.

I'm confused about this dune buggy thing. VW axles? voltages?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:57 AM (VwHCD)

506 SMH. If a full-on, pro-grade TENS unit would help, I've got one I'll send to you. Just let me know.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2022 12:57 AM (tkOps)

507 Get a good desk chair. They're expensive. Whatever. Worth it. I had two severe spinal injuries as a young guy. Got worse and worse, til I was on a cane (in my 30s, hooray!)

Finally got a good chair, and haven't used the cane in five years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:58 AM (IXpV7)

508 Gabapentin is another one that works for muscle/joint pain. Vets prescribe it for dogs, but it's Ok for humans, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I was prescribed that at the VA prior to my back surgery last year.

Gotta wait two months.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 12:59 AM (RXOjh)

509 SMH. If a full-on, pro-grade TENS unit would help, I've got one I'll send to you. Just let me know.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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I have a couple of them already. All from the VA.
What I think has happened is what my doc said was likely to happen after my surgery last year, in that the discs in my lower back would continue to degrade, especially on my right side.

And when I fell a few weeks ago, just made things worse.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:02 AM (RXOjh)

510 just considering ... of all those that turned Muslim in the "holy lands" ... were they not Christians that turned, over the eons?

I mean, what percent of the holy lands were Christian post Arias and the council of Nicea? Did not those "Catholics" for the most part turn Muslim, some 300 years after Arias? (as opposed to long dead Arias and his also long dead handful of exiled followers?)

or are we in revisionist Catholic history territory?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2022 01:02 AM (Cus5s)

511 Back before the chair, the inversion table helped a lot, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 01:03 AM (IXpV7)

512 Eh-pi-to-me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2022 01:04 AM (ybIRR)

513 He (the doc) also said he's seen this in a few female vets, that had to carry heavy weight during their time in service. Our backs aren't as robust as men's are.

But he had to be lying, since there's no difference between men and women.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:05 AM (RXOjh)

514 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssZDAuLEgs8
Posted by: SMH
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Very interesting...very.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2022 01:05 AM (BlQBM)

515 SMH. I know for a fact, that they're using some form of a very high viscocity silicone to inject into the knee joints, and the success rate is pretty impressive.

I wonder if the .md world would consider trying that for the discs in a back? Pretty much same problem between 'em. Except for that whole icky spinal cord thing, but, details, details.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2022 01:06 AM (tkOps)

516 Back before the chair, the inversion table helped a lot, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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If you got money, yeah.

If not, you suffer.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:06 AM (RXOjh)

517 I'm confused about this dune buggy thing. VW axles? voltages?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 12:57 AM (VwHCD)

Dune buggies are traditionally built on a shortened VW beetle floor pan. I have that. All the mechanicals are stock VW for the year of the floor pan. Mine is '61. In '61, VW beetles all had six volt electrics, and the flywheel was a tad under 11" O.D.. and had coarse gear teeth to mesh with the starter pinion. Starting in 1968, they went to 12 volt electrics, and the engine flywheel was finer toothed on the ring gear and about .050" bigger in O.D. That flywheel won't fit readily into the "six volt" bellhousing.

Now I happen to have a good running 1961 40HP engine, and I plan to use it. But if I ever decide to sell the thing, it would sell a lot easier with a 1600 dual-port engine ( which I also have one or two of). So going with a '12 volt" transaxle lets me use my choice of engines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 01:08 AM (v7z6X)

518 me? I want a fucking pyramid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

With an eyeball on the top.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2022 12:53 AM (63Dwl)

I want a guitar. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)

519 I'd call my representative, but, lol, I live in Illinois.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:09 AM (RXOjh)

520 If you got money, yeah.

If not, you suffer.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:06 AM (RXOjh)

The one I had was only about $200. The chair I got was pricier, about $500, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 01:10 AM (IXpV7)

521 Back before the chair, the inversion table helped a lot, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 01:03 AM (IXpV7)

Didn't do dick for us.

Posted by: zombie Julius and Ethel Rosenberg at August 20, 2022 01:10 AM (v7z6X)

522 Bers, if you are looking to get drunk, might I pour you an Old Overholt?? I have to find out if they still sell this stuff, surprisingly smooth.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2022 01:11 AM (a4EWo)

523 Now I happen to have a good running 1961 40HP engine, and I plan to use it. But if I ever decide to sell the thing, it would sell a lot easier with a 1600 dual-port engine ( which I also have one or two of). So going with a '12 volt" transaxle lets me use my choice of engines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 01:08 AM (v7z6X)

Damn, for a minute there I was thinking you were building an EV dune buggy, I was like nooooooo wtf did you do with AOP??? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 01:11 AM (VwHCD)

524 On the dock we ate 600mg at a time, Ibuprophen, worked. SMH for the belly, a good meal first or something that coats: biscuits, peanut butter, whatever.
Taking a NASAID on a light tummy will bite.

Yeah, I've take Gabapentin. too, it works.

But there's got to be a way around the belly problem for them to work.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 20, 2022 01:11 AM (I2B1v)

525 After watching Carl die, I realized that the VA is no different from the scene in Soylent Green, when Edward G. Robinson decides he's had enough, and goes to the euthanasia place to die.
And that's the only time when he's treated with dignity.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:11 AM (RXOjh)

526 Bers, if you are looking to get drunk, might I pour you an Old Overholt?? I have to find out if they still sell this stuff, surprisingly smooth.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2022 01:11 AM (a4EWo)

Sure, how fast can you get to jersey? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 01:12 AM (VwHCD)

527 Didn't do dick for us.
Posted by: zombie Julius and Ethel Rosenberg at August 20, 2022 01:10 AM (v7z6X)

Actually, it took all your pain away, commie bastards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 01:12 AM (dNqv+)

528 Gabapentin is another one that works for muscle/joint pain. Vets prescribe it for dogs, but it's Ok for humans, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

My pooch is on 300 mg. 2x a day. She's got lung cancer, it's given as a general pain killer. It really does calm her and seems to relieve any pain she's having.

My BIL was recently on it for shingles. It helped but he was really miserable for a good six weeks. Very painful.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 20, 2022 01:13 AM (WE4XT)

529 The one I had was only about $200. The chair I got was pricier, about $500, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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That's nice.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:13 AM (RXOjh)

530 SMH. I'll challenge the ONT thusly.

You go choose your inversion chair. I'll pay half.

ONT Horde, you know the rest of the story. Pony up, as you're able, and we'll have this whupped in no time.

Any takers?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2022 01:13 AM (tkOps)

531 Any takers?

I'm in for $100.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 20, 2022 01:15 AM (Bd6X8)

532 Damn, for a minute there I was thinking you were building an EV dune buggy, I was like nooooooo wtf did you do with AOP??? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 01:11 AM (VwHCD)

Hah! I love VW engines. So nicely balanced. I even have an old 36 HP engine that runs, but it needs valve work on #3 cylinder. And I have spare parts!

But it's way cheaper to rebuild a 1600 dual port. The vintage engine parts command vintage parts prices.

Posted by: zombie Julius and Ethel Rosenberg at August 20, 2022 01:15 AM (v7z6X)

533 (six volt transaxles have a slightly smaller ID to the bellhousing than do 12 volt ones, and the 12 volt engine flywheels won't fit in there
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Hammer. It'll wear in. ;-)

Btw, I meant to ask ask which engine the Avanti came with. I assume an original R2(?). Was the original trans a 200-R4?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2022 01:15 AM (X1qOg)

534 Actually, it took all your pain away, commie bastards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 01:12 AM (dNqv+)

That was the chair. The inversion table was a huge disappointment.

Posted by: zombie Julius and Ethel Rosenberg at August 20, 2022 01:17 AM (v7z6X)

535 The Saint Louis VA health care system is ran by a very progressive bunch, and it's very...POC.

I have pissed off many Stacy Abram-types there.

So I would not be surprised if I'm flagged in the system.

Vets are the guinea pigs as far as this social credit system goes.

And we all know how the left is when it comes to those of us that stray off the plantation.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:17 AM (RXOjh)

536 think the losers sulked for a couple centuries and then finally got their revenge by all turning into muslims.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2022 12:17 AM (r46W7)

That was a somewhat different heresy than Arianism, which was about who outranked who in the Trinity.

Monophysitism was a different heresy at the time of the rise of Islam - That Jesus had only one nature, all divine and no part human. It was held widely and the Byzantine efforts to stamp it out accounted for the ease with which their holdings in Levant accepted Islam. If you were going to be 2nd class, they felt it was better to go with the religion that just made you pay a tax rather than the one that persecuted you to change your mind.

The Greek side of Christianity had a genius for fighting forever about insanely obscure doctrinal points.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2022 01:17 AM (NkGvj)

537 Looking on amazon, tables seem to go from 119 to about 500.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 01:18 AM (dNqv+)

538 Jim, NO.

I'm embarrassed enough as it is.

Don't do this.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:18 AM (RXOjh)

539 The Greek side of Christianity had a genius for fighting forever about insanely obscure doctrinal points.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2022 01:17 AM (NkGvj)

To be fair, that is people in general. Catholic, Protestant, Judaic or anything really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 01:20 AM (dNqv+)

540 Witness tonight's rehash of the Reformation/Revolt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 01:21 AM (dNqv+)

541 He (the doc) also said he's seen this in a few female vets, that had to carry heavy weight during their time in service. Our backs aren't as robust as men's are.

But he had to be lying, since there's no difference between men and women.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:05 AM (RXOjh)

The Israeli Army had a study, and they had good reason for women soldiers to work out, of military operations with women. Lots and Lots of serious injuries, knees and such from just carrying a pack in rough ground.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2022 01:21 AM (NkGvj)

542 I'm non-denominational, so I have no dog in this fight.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:22 AM (RXOjh)

543 ..Don't do this. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:18 AM (RXOjh)

I shall thus, honor your wishes. Do let me know if you change your mind. All I seek, is your comfort and well being.

Need you hearty and hale for TxMoMeets for decades to come.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2022 01:24 AM (tkOps)

544 Btw, I meant to ask ask which engine the Avanti came with. I assume an original R2(?). Was the original trans a 200-R4?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2022 01:15 AM (X1qOg)

(sock off) I haven't checked the serial number for the build sheet. Odds are, it was an R1, 289 cu. in., 4 barrel, 10.5 to 1 CR, about 240 HP. would have had a Powershift transmission, which is a Borg-Warner unit, not too dissimilar from a Ford CruiseOMatic.

Curiously, I checked the serial number on this 283, and it was a McKinnon Industries (branch of GM) 283, sold to Studebaker of Canada for use in a '65 or '66 Studebaker car. No Avantis built in those years. None.

The engine runs real nice, as 283's are wont to do. I have a 700R4 sitting on the floor of the shop, rebuilt, with converter, than looks like it needs a new home.

Posted by: zombie Julius and Ethel Rosenberg at August 20, 2022 01:24 AM (v7z6X)

545 Off, sticky sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 01:25 AM (v7z6X)

546 We'll be there this year, Jim.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:25 AM (RXOjh)

547 The Greek side of Christianity had a genius for fighting forever about insanely obscure doctrinal points.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2022 01:17 AM (NkGvj)

To be fair, that is people in general. Catholic, Protestant, Judaic or anything really.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 01:20 AM (dNqv+)

The Greeks are on a whole other level, and it cost them half the empire in the end. Even the pope used to roll his eyes and pretend he couldn't hear them, and the West went along.

And the Catholics inherited a lot of the abstract reasoning from the Greek origins, but toned it down a thousand fold. Crazy riots because nobody excommunicated three guys dead 100 years? Then other riots when they did?

In most religious disputes, you can understand the point in question, the Arian heresy was basic that way. By high Byzantine times you can't even figure out what the argument is about...Like the single iota heresy where a 15 letter word different by a single i in the middle was what it was all about.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2022 01:28 AM (NkGvj)

548 These shirts seem to be getting popular all of a sudden:

https://bit.ly/3T428Xd

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 20, 2022 01:30 AM (Bd6X8)

549 Get a good desk chair. They're expensive. Whatever. Worth it. I had two severe spinal injuries as a young guy. Got worse and worse, til I was on a cane (in my 30s, hooray!)

Finally got a good chair, and haven't used the cane in five years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:58
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Good advice YD. I know I spend too much time hunched over the puter w/ my current setup.
Aggregates the situation of old body and crappy genetics.
Meloxicam, Gabapentin and Chlorzoxazone keep the pain under control most of the time. Used to get Tramadol for years before hip and back surgeries. Now it's hard to a prescription, crazy. Like he feds think it's some potent shit when it barely takes the edge off the pain.

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2022 01:31 AM (55Qr6)

550 Hammer. It'll wear in. ;-)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2022 01:15 AM (X1qOg)

Heh. You can do that. The "recommended" procedure (not by VW, LOL) was to start the 12 volt engine, and then shove it in the bellhousing, and slowly draw up the bolts. The ring gear would mill its own relief, the bellhousing being soft magnesium alloy. I have seen it done; it works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 01:31 AM (v7z6X)

551 Now it's hard to a prescription, crazy. Like he feds think it's some potent shit when it barely takes the edge off the pain.
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:31 AM (RXOjh)

552 According to tonight's map, Colorado, Louisiana, and Delaware could really get it on.

As for not taking out a loan for a pizza, I do that every time I use my Visa. So it's not unprecedented.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 20, 2022 01:32 AM (frr40)

553 These shirts seem to be getting popular all of a sudden:

https://bit.ly/3T428Xd
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 20, 2022 01:30 AM (Bd6X

Heh! Classic!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 01:32 AM (v7z6X)

554 I have seen it done; it works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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VW people are a different species.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2022 01:35 AM (ZlD3b)

555 Get a good desk chair. They're expensive. Whatever. Worth it. I had two severe spinal injuries as a young guy. Got worse and worse, til I was on a cane (in my 30s, hooray!)

Finally got a good chair, and haven't used the cane in five years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2022 12:58

I'll second that, but a super pricey one may not fit what ails you. I am at a desk all the time, and get irritation in the leg/hip connection with a lot of chairs - need to do a lot of testing to find one with the right cush and depth of seat. Expensive ones tend to have more adjustment but not always. Gotta try it out if you can first even if you look silly sitting in a store for a while testing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2022 01:36 AM (NkGvj)

556 The Israeli Army had a study, and they had good reason for women soldiers to work out, of military operations with women. Lots and Lots of serious injuries, knees and such from just carrying a pack in rough ground.
Posted by: Oldcat
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In 2003, my first deployment to Iraq, I was 34.
I was always in full battle rattle, as well as carrying my SAW and ammo, in addition to my duties as a tank mechanic.

By the time my third trip to Iraq came about, I was 39-40, carrying both a M4 and toting a 240B and .50s back and forth to my various MRAPs and up-armored humvees.

I'm paying for that now.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:37 AM (RXOjh)

557 Most protestant churches where I live have modern architecture. That's because the California suburbs really filled out in the 60's, and that's when most of the churches around here seem to have been built.

There are a few modernist Catholic Churches as well (both the San Francisco and Oakland Cathedrals, to name a couple), but most Catholic Churches still tend to be built in classical styles here. Some are also legit older than the protestant churches that came later.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 20, 2022 01:38 AM (frr40)

558 Witness tonight's rehash of the Reformation/Revolt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 01:21 AM (dNqv+)

When I was in HS my history teacher asked what the Catholics called the Reformation. I answered "The Great Heresy"....hadn't heard of the Revolt name even though I'd been in Catholic schools.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2022 01:39 AM (NkGvj)

559 Heh. You can do that. The "recommended" procedure (not by VW, LOL) was to start the 12 volt engine, and then shove it in the bellhousing, and slowly draw up the bolts. The ring gear would mill its own relief, the bellhousing being soft magnesium alloy. I have seen it done; it works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 01:31 AM (v7z6X)

I bet it does. I have seen harleys with worn clutch hub bearings to where the clutch basket sagged and the starter gear just kept cutting its own relief into the inner primary case. At that point I'll hear from the owner "you know, I was hearing something down there" and then they shrug.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 01:40 AM (VwHCD)

560 Gabapentin is another one that works for muscle/joint pain. Vets prescribe it for dogs, but it's Ok for humans, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It's an anti-convulsant , crossed used for nerve pain. Lyrica has pretty much taken over the human market for that use but some find the older drug , gabapentin works better.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2022 01:40 AM (YkJcg)

561 Slowly tighten the bolts and it will mill it's way in.

The things people know. There's no book on that.
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Like he feds think it's some potent shit when it barely takes the edge off the pain.
Posted by: Farmer
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One day, God willing, the govt. will be out of the medical profession.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 20, 2022 01:40 AM (I2B1v)

562 Bang-bang! Bang-BANG!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 20, 2022 01:42 AM (iRfpu)

563 One day, God willing, the govt. will be out of the medical profession.
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Won't be in my lifetime.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:43 AM (RXOjh)

564 Bang-bang! Bang-BANG!
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 20, 2022 01:42 AM (iRfpu)

You forgot to point it at the women first.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2022 01:44 AM (NkGvj)

565 Bang-bang! Bang-BANG!
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 20, 2022 01:42 AM (iRfpu)

Fang-fang! Fang-fang!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at August 20, 2022 01:45 AM (v7z6X)

566 Bang-bang! Bang-BANG!
Posted by: Alec Baldwin
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Design flaw in the single action Colts. Sorry.

Posted by: Samuel Colt at August 20, 2022 01:49 AM (eeF+6)

567 Diversityland
PJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6b9GPywdP0

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:51 AM (RXOjh)

568 Well, it is getting close to midnight here. Time for me to get my beauty sleep. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2022 01:52 AM (v7z6X)

569 87 year old man was hacked to death in London while on a mobility scooter, and no one helped him. In broad daylight.

This is the world we live in.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:53 AM (RXOjh)

570 432 Arias was chucked out of the Council of Nicaea. In fact, if I remember correctly Tertullian punched him in the nose.

No, it was actually St. Nicholas (who even commented on this thread).

Posted by: Katja at August 20, 2022 01:55 AM (GDvjU)

571 Niters, AOP.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:57 AM (RXOjh)

572 Fang-fang! Fang-fang!
Posted by: Eric Swalwell
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In a podcast, VDH said that, while he was at Stanford, Fang Fang had requested a meeting with him.
He knew what she is and declined.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 20, 2022 01:57 AM (I2B1v)

573 While you all argue about Catholic vs Protestant doctrine, the joke about the Orthodox is that we're happy that we get mentioned at all in the memes...

Posted by: Katja at August 20, 2022 01:58 AM (GDvjU)

574 87 year old man was hacked to death in London while on a mobility scooter, and no one helped him. In broad daylight.

This is the world we live in.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:53 AM (RXOjh)

Thats just fucked up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 01:58 AM (VwHCD)

575 519 I'd call my representative, but, lol, I live in Illinois.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 01:09 AM (RXOjh)
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Hey, this is election year.
And it would be good to write the letter to have it on record.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 20, 2022 01:58 AM (I2B1v)

576 Hey, this is election year.
And it would be good to write the letter to have it on record.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Yeah, whatevers.

My rep is full-on ORANGEMANBAD.

And he's safe.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:04 AM (RXOjh)

577 Orthodox Christian architecture in the US is actually quite interesting. In the beginning (pre 1917) there were basically Russian or Greek churches.

For the "Russian" churches, being as the Tsar gave money on behalf of Russia, most of these churches ended up looking quite Russian, though a lot of them (think Alaska) were very, very modest. The onion dome was a must.

When one of the first (or the first) Serbian Orthodox Church in the US was established in Jackson, California, it was under the auspices of the Russians, so even it had the onion dome. Sometime later (perhaps the 1950s), long after it had come under the Serbian omiphore, the onion dome was replaced by a more "normal" looking steeple.

Posted by: Katja at August 20, 2022 02:07 AM (GDvjU)

578 I was driving one day and was stopped at a light. I looked up and saw the devil sitting on top of this run down store front church with a young preacher preaching to a drunk and an older hooker. I got out and said aren't you the devil? The devil said yes. I asked him why aren't you at joel olsteen's mega church instead of here? The devil said. Oh! I already got them!

Posted by: jojo at August 20, 2022 02:08 AM (3yBRv)

579 I got out and said aren't you the devil? The devil said yes. I asked him why aren't you at joel olsteen's mega church instead of here? The devil said. Oh! I already got them!
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This^

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:09 AM (RXOjh)

580 In Chicago, Holy Trinity Cathedral - another Russian church - looks very Russian, though it was designed by Louis Sullivan, who literally had no clue about Orthodox churches, but came up with a design that is absolutely gorgeous (although not *quite* in line with regular architecture for Russian Orthodox churches - for example - two domes... just not done). The building was finished in 1903, and really has elements of 1910s-1920s era Americana meshed together with the "traditional" Russian elements.

At the same time, there were a number of "country" Orthodox churches from that era that looked like normal country churches - white clapboard, steeple, what have you - except for the onion dome on top. Most of these are gone, sadly.

Posted by: Katja at August 20, 2022 02:10 AM (GDvjU)

581 The Greeks these days still build churches - in the rare event that they have new or growing congregations. Most have a lot of the traditional "Greek" look, but there is, for example, Annunciation Church in Milwaukee, that was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright - the last building he designed, iirc. His wife was Greek, so he did probably know a little bit more about the Orthodox Church than Sullivan did, but beautiful as it is, it kind of has the nickname of being the "spaceship church".

Posted by: Katja at August 20, 2022 02:14 AM (GDvjU)

582 Last year I did astonish a store clerk out near GW Bush Intercontinental Airport. I saw the cross on his signet ring, and asked him "Eastern Orthodox"?

He was not used to any "westerner" recognizing the symbol of his faith.

Me, I was equally as thrilled to have met a NON muzzie store clerk, so there's that.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2022 02:14 AM (tkOps)

583 Night Horde, SMH, I am truly sorry for your pain.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2022 02:18 AM (a4EWo)

584 At the same time, there were a number of "country" Orthodox churches from that era that looked like normal country churches - white clapboard, steeple, what have you - except for the onion dome on top. Most of these are gone, sadly.
Posted by: Katja at August 20, 2022 02:10 AM (GDvjU)

Quite a few of the smaller protestant churches out in rural Indiana- no orthodox that I can remember. Modest. One has a graveyard we visit to decorate, some sect of Baptist my 29 year old brain is having trouble recalling... Primal?... Atavist? Darn it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 02:20 AM (dNqv+)

585 Night DDS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 02:21 AM (dNqv+)

586 Most Orthodox congregations these days that need their own space have plenty of options with churches that have shut down, some even retaining the old metal folding chairs from the previous congregation with the congregation's name in stenciled paint on the back.

A few meet in odd places. There's a mission about an hour away that was borrowing space in a building that was mainly for the insurance offices there. There's a Serbian Church around here that uses a building that was an old fire house or something like that.

Charleston, South Carolina has a really beautiful new Orthodox Church there, but even in places where the congregations have built new churches and the buildings are "normal", there's something nice there too... What they've done in Post Falls & Bonners Ferry, Idaho, for example. The buildings are extendable, so if they need more space to grow into, they can do that.

There's an awful lot of interesting stuff just in this topic... Even if we are small in numbers in the US.

Posted by: Katja at August 20, 2022 02:22 AM (GDvjU)

587 Niters, DDS.

Some of us were born into pain, and will die of it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:23 AM (RXOjh)

588 Don't think it is Primative, but that is in the right vein.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 02:23 AM (dNqv+)

589 I gotta give props to my good 'ol mom.

She taught me early on that life is pain.

Some lessons you never forget.

Thanks, mom!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:25 AM (RXOjh)

590 @582

I have a 3-bar-cross that I wore for many, many years (until the chain was about to break... need to replace that) and when I was working at the bowling center on the military base in Germany, I think there were only ever two people who said anything to indicate that they recognized what it was. One of them was a soldier named Tracy who was on rotation from Texas... Not only did he recognize it, but he pulled his silver 3-bar-cross out from under his BDUs and said "I have one too!"

Even close to 20 years later, I still try to remember to pray for him sometimes.

Posted by: Katja at August 20, 2022 02:27 AM (GDvjU)

591 If anyone is so inclined, WDS could use prayers. They a burying her father tomorrow.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2022 02:27 AM (QgnTJ)

592 I mentioned earlier that my first church was originally supposed to be a gymnasium. I did not necessarily mean that to be a critique, per se. In general, I did not like the floor plan which was set up with the altar in the center on one of the long walls, and then pews radiating out from this kind of central point. It had character and was 'home' I guess.

However, the parish finally built a purpose built church. A modern, soulless kind of thing. Less than half the seating capacity of the old one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 02:28 AM (dNqv+)

593 are

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2022 02:28 AM (QgnTJ)

594 591 If anyone is so inclined, WDS could use prayers. They a burying her father tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2022 02:27 AM (QgnTJ)

Of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2022 02:29 AM (dNqv+)

595 If anyone is so inclined, WDS could use prayers. They a burying her father tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel
___

God willing, he's in Heaven.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:35 AM (RXOjh)

596 My rep is full-on ORANGEMANBAD.
And he's safe.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:04

Got you topped, I'm stuck w/ that prick Adam Kinzinger.

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2022 02:38 AM (55Qr6)

597 Regarding Vietnam vets, I can see why a lot of them became anti-war (and anti-American).

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:38 AM (RXOjh)

598 Farmer,

Not gonna lie, the sooner this all collapses, the better.

Yeah, I will likely die, but it's better than living like this.

I'm still disappointed that a IED didn't take me out.

At least my kids and grandkids would have been financially taken cared of if I had.

400,000 bucks isn't anything to sneeze at.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:40 AM (RXOjh)

599 Got you topped, I'm stuck w/ that prick Adam Kinzinger.

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2022 02:38 AM (55Qr6)

I'm in jersey. Corey booker says hold my beer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 02:42 AM (VwHCD)

600 lol Berserker.

I really do like you.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:43 AM (tUVd3)

601 "In all ways except physical, I am a wolf." Gotta watch it. It amazes, it awes, but not in the ways the participants intended.

Posted by: Lisl at August 20, 2022 02:43 AM (zO56Z)

602 WTF are you talking about, Lisl?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:44 AM (tUVd3)

603 lol Berserker.

I really do like you.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:43 AM (tUVd3)

Back at you.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 02:46 AM (VwHCD)

604 Worst Energy Crisis In US History Sparks 525% Price Spike As Supplies Hit Alarmingly Low Levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tv8tRAIuj8

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:47 AM (AHuy6)

605 "In all ways except physical, I am a wolf." Gotta watch it. It amazes, it awes, but not in the ways the participants intended.

Posted by: Lisl at August 20, 2022 02:43 AM (zO56Z)

I'm a fire truck.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 02:47 AM (VwHCD)

606
I identify as a box of rocks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)

607 Hey publius.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:49 AM (AHuy6)

608
I wish I could be Mannix. That is one tough mofo. Great hair too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)

609
Heh, SMH!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)

610 Hubby's an electrician, and we can't even afford a genny.

Meanwhile, he's installing hot water heaters for indoor pools in Saint Louis.

Yeah, we're slaves.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:53 AM (AHuy6)

611 I do appreciate the old Livejournal meme there... I even remember which one of my friends posted it first over there!

Posted by: Katja at August 20, 2022 02:53 AM (GDvjU)

612
Just reading, the Kraut PPI shot up 40% YoY (PPI, producer price index).

Germany is gonna be Mad Max this winter, looks like. One of the Coof/Vax Substackers I read, Eugyppius, has been talking about this and their energy crisis.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)

613 whodathunk that 50-60 grand a year would be considered 'working poor'

But that's where we're at.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:54 AM (AHuy6)

614 I'm a fire truck.

This is about the hose, isn't it?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2022 03:01 AM (KFhLj)

615 >> he's installing hot water heaters for indoor pools in Saint Louis.

Somehow, I imagine those with those heated indoor pools would be the one lecturing us all on dirty energy and the need to go green.

Them solar panels ain't gonna heat those pools.

People have no idea what's coming. There are many, many clueless people who haven't the slightest clue about what's coming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:01 AM (Mzdiz)

616 Hubby's an electrician, and we can't even afford a genny.

Meanwhile, he's installing hot water heaters for indoor pools in Saint Louis.

Yeah, we're slaves.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 02:53 AM (AHuy6)

Does he have his electrical license, or is he working for somebody else? The electricians out here make stoooopid money. I almost wish I had gotten my license. You have to work in the field as an electrician and have the W2s to prove it. I worked in the field along side of electricians for almost 20 years and learned it, but it don't mean shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 03:04 AM (VwHCD)

617 Somehow, I imagine those with those heated indoor pools would be the one lecturing us all on dirty energy and the need to go green.
___

That's exactly it.

Unfortunately, some of us are slaves, and have little say in the matter.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:06 AM (AHuy6)

618 I'm a fire truck.

This is about the hose, isn't it?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2022 03:01 AM (KFhLj)

Well, probably more about the engine and shiny red paint. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 03:06 AM (VwHCD)

619
What size generator would you guys like, SMH?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:07 AM (Mzdiz)

620 People have no idea what's coming. There are many, many clueless people who haven't the slightest clue about what's coming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:01 AM (Mzdiz)

They probably should watch all the mad max movies to give them a clue.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 03:08 AM (VwHCD)

621 Does he have his electrical license, or is he working for somebody else?
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Yes and yes.

He's a journeyman, and he's able to do side work.
But he works for someone else, who also happens to be family (uncle of son-in-law).

This being Illinois, however...

*sigh*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:08 AM (AHuy6)

622 With the Church thing, I'm not a huge fan of the Russian-financed confection in Belgrade, it to me seems excessive. I'm Serbian Orthodox, and I don't go to that cathedral, I usually go to small Churches in outlying areas. Zemun has a couple of really nice Churches. My Name Church is up in nearly inaccessible mountains, from the 1400s, and is nowhere you want to go without being invited. Or knowing what you're about.
But the whole point of Orthodox Churches, it's not the outside, they're just containers.
I like the Church in Bor.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 20, 2022 03:12 AM (U11/V)

623 You're a sweetie, pub.

Our children and grandchildren have a genny in the Ozarks, along with sixteen acres and a dry-weather creek, as well as alternative heating resources. That is what's important.

As far as the hub and I, we'll just keep on keepin' on.
But we will not succumb to handouts.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:14 AM (AHuy6)

624 Heya LenNeal.

How are you doing?

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Posted by: Sarah at August 20, 2022 03:18 AM (IpIoh)

626 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2022 03:19 AM (sAmhv)

627 >> Our children and grandchildren have a genny in the Ozarks, along with sixteen acres and a dry-weather creek, as well as alternative heating resources.

Good, so you've got a place to go when SHTF.

I'm about to get a generator or two, and a third one might accidentally show up, and it could be diverted to some address in Illinois.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:20 AM (Mzdiz)

628 Hey Puddleglum.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:20 AM (AHuy6)

629 Yes and yes.

He's a journeyman, and he's able to do side work.
But he works for someone else, who also happens to be family (uncle of son-in-law).

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:08 AM (AHuy6)

So..journeyman. I guess that means he has to work in the field for a bit before he can completely do his own thing? Jersey changed how shit happens. You had to work for somebody for 5 years I think, then you can take your test. Now you need 2 years of school, and a year out in the field to get a journeyman license, then another year in the field, or some shit. Either way, your hubs seems to be on his way.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 03:22 AM (VwHCD)

630 SMH, I'm okay, I'm doing dishes and cleaning the kitchen. I have the supermarket job, and was busy.
Watch your supermarket for 'resets', where anything grain-based gets rearranged, due to... Okay. At least 50% of what you shop in the supermarket is a lease from a vendor. Goya, Bimbo, Pepsi, Coke. In Bakery, say Hostess, can't get ingredients to make Twinkies, so there are resets. Watch for it.
So this is MAJOR. Supermarkets run on margins of 1/10% on a lot of stuff, and well floor space. It's getting ugly.
Anyway, I got super busy over that.
Also, had four people quit on the shift, which is usual each week, so rather occupied.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 20, 2022 03:23 AM (U11/V)

631 I mentioned earlier that my first church was originally supposed to be a gymnasium.
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Depends on the gym. Here is the gym from the now-gone St. Genevieve-of-the-Pines school:

https://tinyurl.com/2ts576bv

Now restored interior: https://tinyurl.com/5dh3fncj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2022 03:24 AM (xsETX)

632 Good, so you've got a place to go when SHTF.
___

Yes, we do. Thank God, mostly due to us four grandparents of our g-babies.
I'm not afraid of dying. Never have been, never will. Nor the hubby.
Our children, and granddaughters is what's important.
Our landlord, bless his heart, is family also.



Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:24 AM (AHuy6)

633 LenNeal,

Canning, dehydrating foodstuff is what I've been doing.

Supermarkets run on margins of 1/10% on a lot of stuff, and well floor space. It's getting ugly.
___

Getting real ugly.

What most people do not understand is that we're living on stuff that has been grown last year.

2023 is going to be real brutal. 2022 crop yields will be catastrophic.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:29 AM (AHuy6)

634 Man, the electricians that used to wire the kitchens I did. They were making stooopid money. This one dealer I did kitchens for had this one dude that would show up, took him maybe 1/2 hour-hour to rough in a kitchen, then come back for maybe 2 hours for the final. $400-500, and that was in the early 90's, and he had a bunch of stops every day. He was swimming in cash. The dude we used in our own kitchens was a bit of a chuckle head. Fantastic electrician, but was like Gilligan. I would see a wire hanging out of the wall, and I would say "hey what is this?". he would look at you with a straight face and say it's a wire. Uh, no shit it's a wire, wtf is it for? He would never have the shit on his truck. He shows up, makes a list and then went to the supplier, and would just piss away the whole day.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 03:32 AM (VwHCD)

635 Only time the daughters call is when they need money for one reason or the other.

Been telling them for the past couple of years that they need to prepare, but they ignore us.

I'll go weeks without hearing from them, then out of the blue, "Hey Mom, how are you doing? We need some money."

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:34 AM (AHuy6)

636 My Name Church in The Dinaric Alps is built on a mountaintop, so old nobody even knows how old it is, used to be you could only get there by ancient pathways the Romans paved over.
And erected over the site of a Pagan Lightning God signified by an oak tree. The old god goes by Perun currently in academia, but that motherfucker has always been around.
I have little, well, NO, patience with people who think kicking Christ to the curb will improve everything. That's retarded, it doesn't work that way.
I've seen that, done that.
I do have photos of all of this, but

Posted by: LenNeal at August 20, 2022 03:35 AM (U11/V)

637
All the stores around here have no canning supplies left at all. I don't know if demand went up, or supply problems. Maybe both.

One store, Ingles, which is a local chain, did have some lids, rings, and some citric acid and stuff. One of the managers said they just can't get them.

Canning goes up during hard times, but again, how much is increased demand vs how much is supply chain dysfunction, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:38 AM (Mzdiz)

638 That's not the case anymore, Berserker.

Though Ex-Ex gets complimented on how nice his work is.
Remember the meme of 15 vs 30 bucks an hour welds?

Hubby does 30+ an hour work. And God bless some of his clients, that love his attention to detail.

What's funny is that some of his clients want to pay him more than he asks.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:38 AM (AHuy6)

639 They don't let you sleep around here

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2022 03:41 AM (k8B25)

640
Miley and I canned 13 pints of peaches last night, stayed up nearly all night. That was some work, and sticky mess with the syrup and all that.

Pressure canner gaskets. We got an older Mirro canner. The gasket was sort of iffy. I pressure canned the peaches, rather than boiling water bath. It's 10 minutes at 5 psig. If you count the heat up and cool down time, it might not save any time really at all.

But the gasket was leaking at 5 psig, dripping a little bit of water all the time. At 10 psig, it will stop leaking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:41 AM (Mzdiz)

641 publius,

I started buying up canning stuff last two years. Jars, lids, what have you.

It's just the two of us, just like you and Miley, so it's been kinda easy.

Starving isn't an issue.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:41 AM (AHuy6)

642 I sleep whenever I can.

Day, night, makes no diff.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:42 AM (AHuy6)

643 *looks over at kittehs beside her*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:44 AM (AHuy6)

644 Gut's rumbling. Had the poops yesterday morning, nearly called out for work, but emptied out and went and was fine. Feels like it's back.

No idea what but it's a PITA. And I'd even had two rare good nights of sleep in a row. Grr.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at August 20, 2022 03:44 AM (03Hhr)

645 I've never met an electrical contractor that wasn't a crooked fuck.

I have two degrees and a journeyman's card and work as a electrical engineer for 18 years and as a lead journeyman electrician for 12 years. I will only do industrial. I hate residential contractors and I will fuck with them endlessly.

Those boys do make money because they are fucking you.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2022 03:44 AM (iRfpu)

646
I had fooled around with the old gasket (greasing it up, etc) and got it where it would hold as above, but I ordered a new one from Amazon. Chicom shit.

For the second batch of peaches last night, I said, hell, I'll put in the new gasket. Damn thing wouldn't seal. Wouldn't even try to build pressure, just let steam flow freely all around.

So, put the old one back in, and leaky at 5 psi, and do it. Then I put the new one back in, and run it no load, with 15 psi weight on. Damn thing seals slicker than owl shit, doesn't drip a drop. Gets up to 15 psi, and I hold it for 30 minutes before turning it off.

Apparently, the new gaskets have to be heated up to expand properly. Break 'em in, apparently.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:45 AM (Mzdiz)

647 I will only do industrial. I hate residential contractors and I will fuck with them endlessly.
___

My husband is 56, does strictly residential, and go fuck yourself.

BTW, eat shit and DIE.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:47 AM (AHuy6)

648
Miley got a bunch of lids a while back. They work fine, but I like the Ball ones better, the little dimple in the middle, so I got a couple boxes at that Ingles store just to have.

We've got jars galore. My mother has well over 100 jars, maybe closer to 200 all over the place. When my grandmothers were alive, they all used to can like crazy, and would easily put up over 100 jars of shit every season.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:48 AM (Mzdiz)

649 >>>My husband is 56, does strictly residential, and go fuck yourself.

BTW, eat shit and DIE.

Posted by: SMH

>$50 per hour to run romex? I can get a chimp to run romex.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2022 03:48 AM (iRfpu)

650 Gotta love that nic, DR BONE.

Are you an actual doc?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:49 AM (AHuy6)

651 *yawn*

My bad.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:51 AM (AHuy6)

652 >>>Gotta love that nic, DR BONE.

Are you an actual doc?

Posted by: SMH

>I'm a doctor like Dr. Jill is a doctor. BOOM!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2022 03:51 AM (iRfpu)

653 Niters, y'all.

I hope y'all will be entertained by Dr. Bone.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:52 AM (AHuy6)

654 I'm a doctor like Dr. Jill is a doctor. BOOM!
Posted by: Dr. Bone
___

So, not at all.

BOOM!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 03:53 AM (AHuy6)

655 Oh, SMH, that bit about 'Canadia' advising a Military guy to off himself is so absurd, so vile, well...
I know for a fact, at one point, I would have done it. Not from 'depression' or some selfish shit but from terror of being unable to control what I was/am capable of, and it running out of control and harming those I love, loved, or was or am supposed to love.
That whole killing thing is hard to shut off.
You get good at it, and then what?
But that thing where if you go do a job, and I looked at it as a JOB, I have a recall of rolling over, with bullets clipping grass over my head while I was on the backside of a hill, and thinking, "Well, time to go back to work!"
So now, we go protect our own, do a job, and on returning, you demand we kill ourselves?
We're gonna have a talk about that, motherfuckers.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 20, 2022 03:53 AM (U11/V)

656
Tucker was talking about the Canadian euthanasia tonight. They euthanized a guy for deafness. He was depressed because he lost his hearing. So, kill him.

These are evil, evil people. MotherWEFers, as I heard somebody say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:55 AM (Mzdiz)

657 We've got jars galore. My mother has well over 100 jars, maybe closer to 200 all over the place. When my grandmothers were alive, they all used to can like crazy, and would easily put up over 100 jars of shit every season.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:48 AM (Mzdiz)

And that's not even counting her old glass Peter Pan peanut butter jars.

Seriously, Publius' mom has canning jars tucked into every available space in her kitchen cabinets and closets. We grab a dozen or so every time we're going to can. She'll soon have a fair amount of available shelf space in the kitchen closet. That's where we're beginning.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 20, 2022 03:56 AM (Mzdiz)

658 Also, the Israelis learned that not just the women didn't have the upper body strength to fight men even their size, they learned when women got mangled or killed the men's instincts kicked in and they went berserk, and wouldn't take prisoners.
In 'public wars' like the ME, this is disastrous.
Once that kind of thing kicks off it becomes genocidal.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 20, 2022 04:05 AM (U11/V)

659 Tucker was talking about the Canadian euthanasia tonight. They euthanized a guy for deafness. He was depressed because he lost his hearing. So, kill him.
___

Not gonna lie.

Between death and living with this extreme back pain I've been living with for the past 15 years, death would be very enticing.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 04:05 AM (AHuy6)

660 People have no idea what's coming. There are many, many clueless people who haven't the slightest clue about what's coming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:01 AM (Mzdiz)

The majority, I think, have no idea. When it hits, it's gonna be quick. Remember the people of Walmart stocking up on TP? It's gonna be a bloodbath out there.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 20, 2022 04:05 AM (Mzdiz)

661
{{{SMH}}}

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 04:07 AM (Mzdiz)

662 These are evil, evil people. MotherWEFers, as I heard somebody say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:55 AM (Mzdiz)

That was Clif High. He's a funny bastard.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 20, 2022 04:07 AM (Mzdiz)

663 The best thing with my severe 'PTSD', I don't like the term, I prefer the term 'Human Stress', as that's what it is, were two things: firstly, writing and Internet.
I had at least 6 blogs, back in the worst of it, uttering the craziest stuff. Screaming into the void. People would start reading my insane Bloggers, I'd check my followers, they'd get up there, 100+, I'd panic, and delete the blog. I did that at least 6 times.
Drugs. I took some pill that was known for CAUSING diabetes in otherwise healthy people, but I was so fucked up. I mean, 'drown your pregnant wife in the bathtub' bad.
I got put on serial killer dope. Abilify, Serequel, some other pill.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 20, 2022 04:18 AM (U11/V)

664 Seroquel
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I was put on that during my second OIF deployment in '06 due to watching my friends getting blown up.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 04:20 AM (AHuy6)

665 Watching a human body getting blown up is something to be behold.

It's like...a...bloody snowstorm.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 04:22 AM (AHuy6)

666 >>>Posted by: LenNeal

>Dude, venting on a blog is fine, but I hope you're still seeking help from other sources. Sometimes fresh air is a potent remedy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2022 04:23 AM (iRfpu)

667 The one thing, if I had to finger a reason, was a book.
'The Dark Side Of Man' by Michael Ghiglierii.
It's an ugly piece of work, and if you're religious raises a LOT of 'origin' questions, but it helped me.
It told me what I experienced, and did, wasn't aberrant.
I'd go into detail but I have to go feed my horrible cat.
I'm washing all the dishes and she's unhappy with being fed on a paper plate.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 20, 2022 04:24 AM (U11/V)

668 Trees. Lots of trees.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 20, 2022 04:25 AM (Mzdiz)

669
Hot new pick up line: "Hey girl, your last name must be Pfizer, 'cause you just made my heart stop!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 04:25 AM (Mzdiz)

670 Hi LenNeal

The places you describe sound amazing. My priest always encourages people to go visit Serbia. I may yet. We'll see.

Posted by: Katja at August 20, 2022 04:31 AM (GDvjU)

671 The places you describe sound amazing. My priest always encourages people to go visit Serbia. I may yet. We'll see.
Posted by: Katja
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Should visit Iraq.

I highly encourage that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 04:32 AM (AHuy6)

672
Just saw, Robert Malone is suing the Washington Post for defamation. Don't know if it will get anywhere in this corrupt system, but I'm pulling for him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 04:33 AM (Mzdiz)

673 Don't know if it will get anywhere in this corrupt system, but I'm pulling for him.
Posted by: publius
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Not gonna mean a damn thing.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 20, 2022 04:34 AM (AHuy6)

674
OMG, some biomedical startup in Israel is proposing to grow human embryos *without heads* for the purpose of organ harvesting.

The no-heads part is to "avoid ethical concerns" about making babies to kill them for their organs.

https://tinyurl.com/2e3p8lqd

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 04:46 AM (Mzdiz)

675 I'm into canning recently because for the first time in my life I've been successful at gardening. It's fun, but i don't really expect a couple quarts of marinara or bread and butter pickles are gonna get me through the Dark Times...

I do have a freezer full of roasted garlic though. That will probably get us by.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2022 04:47 AM (LQAYe)

676 The no-heads part is to "avoid ethical concerns" about making babies to kill them for their organs.

https://tinyurl.com/2e3p8lqd
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 04:46 AM (Mzdiz)

Because there's certainly no moral quandary in making headless babies, no, not at all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2022 04:48 AM (LQAYe)

677 I launched through veterans, and I did my 7th Grade science project on exterior ballistics, where I learned to use GPMGs as light artillery. SMH interests me, as she says she like the SAW, which in 5.56mm I didn't think much of, but then I was working across mountaintops.
I ran MG42s, I know there are a lot of technical terms but everyone called it the MG42. The Yugo Sarac has a slower rate.
Now, it was an interesting situation of everyone using the exact same weapons. It got down to tactics. The one day we got up close, I was on the backside of a mountain, they couldn't get me, so I rolled over and read a book. But THEN! 12,7 gram bullets started walking in, heading upward to my feet! That's when I went back to work. Guy trying to rake the back of the hill with the exact same gun I was running.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 20, 2022 04:51 AM (U11/V)

678 I finally got him in the dark, by sandbagging a gun and removing all the tracers and out-guessing him. He didn't move from his day location.
I learned to do that from Martin Russ' THE LAST PARALLEL, where he identified a nuisance sniper in Korea, sandbagged a BAR, and woke up from a distant gunshot, reached up, pressed the trigger, and killed a guy he didn't need to see.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 20, 2022 04:54 AM (U11/V)

679 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 20, 2022 04:56 AM (r8enq)

680 What really shocked me was how guys were so attached to SKS and AK stuff, when they had literally mountains of 8mm Mausers, bolt guns, that were FAR more effective if you could see straight.
I pulled the tracers out of belts and used them in bolt guns.
In the mountains, it was deadly.
Nobody was trained to shoot past 50 meters. At the time I was easy a sheet of A4 at 500 meters, and do it with iron sights.
Shoot across mountaintops.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 20, 2022 04:58 AM (U11/V)

681 So, massive food instability, economic doom impending, what to do? Maybe kick off massive global war with Russia and China? Yeah, that's the ticket!

This is gonna suck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2022 04:59 AM (6FeV1)

682 People have no idea what's coming. There are many, many clueless people who haven't the slightest clue about what's coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2022 03:01 AM (Mzdiz)

You referring to the dollar collapse?

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2022 05:21 AM (9UmRs)

683 Does he have his electrical license, or is he working for somebody else? The electricians out here make stoooopid money. I almost wish I had gotten my license. You have to work in the field as an electrician and have the W2s to prove it. I worked in the field along side of electricians for almost 20 years and learned it, but it don't mean shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2022 03:04 AM (VwHCD)

Yeah, I want to get an electrician journeyman's license, but not sure if anyone wants to take on an apprentice. I'm working carpentry right now.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2022 05:24 AM (9UmRs)

684 needed the good lmao morning ONT.

Posted by: sidney at August 20, 2022 08:27 AM (itAo5)

685 Music for a funeral for Loony Tunes fans

https://tinyurl.com/4b7un9ru

Posted by: Machias Privateer at August 20, 2022 10:44 AM (EMi53)

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