Biden Falls While Biking

I'll put this below the gardening thread after forty minutes or so.

BREAKING: Another angle showing Joe Biden collapsing while riding his bike

pic.twitter.com/gf2uKlnvZn
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 18, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM

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1 What a putz.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 18, 2022 02:23 PM (TU8Tj)

2 This guy is like 5000 years old. How in the nine hells are his handlers letting him do stuff like this that can seriously injure or kill an old person?

Actually...on second thought...I think I might have just answered my own question!

Posted by: CppThis at June 18, 2022 02:24 PM (UewuT)

3 He's wearing Nikes. He should have been wearing New Balance!

Posted by: InCali at June 18, 2022 02:26 PM (eFvmN)

4 Confession here: I used to do a fair bit of biking and I'd like to get back into it. But when trail biking I don't like staring down a hill with a tree at the bottom.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 02:26 PM (VdGjU)

5 Spaz poser

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 18, 2022 02:26 PM (hAnpH)

6 Biden's staff notes for future outdoor activity:

Sunday: Skateboarding
Monday: Cliffdiving
Tuesday: Paragliding
Wednesday: Rustic spear and sling lion hunting
Thursday: Cage MMA & knife fighting
Friday: Competitive chainsaw vs. Death Robots dueling over shark tanks
Saturday: Molten lava pit diving

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 02:27 PM (0fVbu)

7 They're going to hide him and put Harris in as acting President. As acting President she can act for the President. The President can watch her act for him. Harris can get some practice as acting President.

Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2022 02:27 PM (Y274z)

8 Just a reminder that Joseph R. Biden Jr. is a revolting kiddie fiddler who deserves everything bad that happens to him.

Posted by: normal at June 18, 2022 02:27 PM (obo9H)

9 He's wearing Nikes. He should have been wearing New Balance!
Posted by: InCali at June 18, 2022 02:26 PM (eFvmN)

This is known. Dad shoes FTW!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 02:28 PM (4I/2K)

10 Should put the fucker on a Harley.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2022 02:28 PM (+ya+t)

11 Joe wanted to macho hisself up by tearing off the shirt's sleeves and wearing a backwards ballcap.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 02:29 PM (4I/2K)

12 That pic sums up his administration so far.

Douchebag.

Posted by: mpfs at June 18, 2022 02:29 PM (R8uWY)

13
Notice we don't see biden Getting On the bike.
And we don't see him beginning to pedal and get going.

Notice the fake cheering for biden as if he's a mentally retarded child.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:29 PM (uHZeQ)

14 "This....does put a smile on my face."

Posted by: Menpehtyre at June 18, 2022 02:29 PM (BEDeZ)

15 It should have worked!
But it didn't!
Now what are we going to do?

Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2022 02:29 PM (Y274z)

16
You think it was a Coincidence they put Shithead on a bike in front of cameras the same week people are calling him "too old?"

Another huge Fail for the biden junta.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:29 PM (uHZeQ)

17 Down goes Biden! Down goes Biden!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at June 18, 2022 02:30 PM (4I/2K)

18 Day 515 of the Biden disaster and Joe Nero Biden is riding his bike while our world burns. FJB

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 18, 2022 02:30 PM (T9VMM)

19
Ace, how about some more Open Threads on the weekend?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:30 PM (uHZeQ)

20 After Ol' Scranton Joe is done whopping that bike's ass he'll deal with that damn Putin.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 02:30 PM (MGB5H)

21 Notice the fake cheering for biden as if he's a mentally retarded child.

it's Delaware. it's real cheering; they're just idiots.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 18, 2022 02:31 PM (w0NJk)

22 on a Harley.

Seen at least one "hey let granny try". Get scared, grab throttle, twist it harder, go scary fast till highside. Good times.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 18, 2022 02:31 PM (hAnpH)

23 Boom! Down he goes!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 02:31 PM (kf6Ak)

24 You think it was a Coincidence they put Shithead on a bike in front of cameras the same week people are calling him "too old?"

that was a hell of a "touche" right there lol

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 18, 2022 02:31 PM (w0NJk)

25 Well, he can no longer afford gas, he's going to have to ride that bike.

Posted by: jc at June 18, 2022 02:31 PM (N1WXz)

26 He's wearing Nikes.
Posted by: InCali

See him swoosh!
See him put the left foot down.
See him unable to keep the left foot down when he tries to put the right foot down.

See the SS push all the people back trying to help him.
It's a SS plot!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2022 02:31 PM (/NKts)

27 I feel bad for the bike, that will be like three years in solitary if Merrick Garland has anything to say about it

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 18, 2022 02:32 PM (w0NJk)

28 Hopefully next time he will go skydiving

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 18, 2022 02:32 PM (2JoB8)

29 I am surprised Biden hasn't told the story about the time he narrowly missed getting caught in a major crash during the Tour de France. He avoided it thanks to superior athleticism.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 02:32 PM (VdGjU)

30
This HUGE NEWS STORY will be given the same treatment by Fake News as the Attempted Assassination of Justice Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:32 PM (uHZeQ)

31 Honest to God, this Shitpants goes to Delaware constantly. No one knows who the fuck is visiting him while he's there. No logs.

I absolutely want nothing to do with any dumb fucker who voted for this piece of white trash, child diddler.

Posted by: mpfs at June 18, 2022 02:32 PM (R8uWY)

32 Gerald Ford is going """YES!" Quick someone call Chevy Chas. We have work for him.

Posted by: Paladin at June 18, 2022 02:33 PM (3NX5H)

33 It's a wonder no kids ran up to play with the hair on his legs.

Posted by: jc at June 18, 2022 02:33 PM (N1WXz)

34 The garden section would be appropriate since Biden is a vegetable.

Posted by: Banzaibob at June 18, 2022 02:33 PM (x6pcA)

35 Never fear, in less than 3 minutes from the fall, Joe was up again trying to rub his genitalia on a nearby child for a photo op.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (BP3/z)

36
jill and the other handlers are like we'll show 'em, we'll show these haters that joe isn't too old!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (uHZeQ)

37 One thing about Biden and bikes-a full diaper helps prevent sore ass syndrome.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (VdGjU)

38 ~~Air Force One~~ --> Bicycle One

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

39 He didn't "collapse." He got his right sneaker hung up in the pedal apparatus after coming to a stop. Once that happened, tipping over was inevitable. I've done it. You've done it if you've ever ridden a bike with pedals even slightly more complicated than those on a Schwinn StingRay. Let's pound on him for something else. There are so many things to choose from.

Posted by: Old man who bikes at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (e/gaB)

40 next I want to see him wipe out on a mobility scooter

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (w0NJk)

41 Every day is Elder Abuse Day in the Biden Admin

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (kf6Ak)

42 I'm going to show you by jumping a bus at Caesars Palace in Vegas on this bike. Get me a tight leather jumpsuit.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2022 02:35 PM (4I/2K)

43
He didn't "collapse." He got his right sneaker hung up in the pedal apparatus after coming to a stop. Once that happened, tipping over was inevitable. I've done it. You've done it if you've ever ridden a bike with pedals even slightly more complicated than those on a Schwinn StingRay. Let's pound on him for something else. There are so many things to choose from.
Posted by: Old man who bikes

FUCK YOU.

Take that shit to Hot Air, you dumb queer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:35 PM (uHZeQ)

44 Just a reminder that Joseph R. Biden Jr. is a revolting kiddie fiddler who deserves everything bad that happens to him.
Posted by: normal

There's a longer version of this out there that shows there was a little girl in the crowd that he was lasered-in on. After the fall he gets up and hobbles over to her and bends over to talk to her.

Posted by: Biergood at June 18, 2022 02:35 PM (FQWHA)

45 This guy is the Leader of the Free world??? This guy is so incompetent that he is not even capable of Fucking Up a wet dream.....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 18, 2022 02:36 PM (TJjL2)

46 Hopefully next time he will go skydiving
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 18, 2022 02:32 PM (2JoB

______________

May I suggest free base jumping, along with Kamala Sutra, Nancy Pelosi, and his entire Cabinet, such as they are?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

47 You've done it if you've ever ridden a bike with pedals
Posted by: Old man who bikes

And I haven't fallen down since that 1st time...
Go pedal your forgiveness to your friends.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2022 02:36 PM (/NKts)

48 I'm a massive klutz and I haven't done that, no

seriously you should see me ski I don't think I've ever gotten off a lift without an embarrassing incident. I only go to places with gondolas now! HUGE. KLUTZ.

even so, I would not fall in that situation

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 18, 2022 02:36 PM (w0NJk)

49 To be fair, he got his toe caught in the clip. Could have happened to lots of people.

But FJB anyway. Staged event that he fucked up -- just like everything else he does. At least this time his fuck up happened to him and not us.

Posted by: jc at June 18, 2022 02:37 PM (N1WXz)

50 OT fat loud mouth virtue signaling Naomi Osaka has pulled out of Wimbledon for an Achilles injury no one knew she had. It was totally the injury and not that fact that she's a fat out of shape mental midget that loses every time she plays.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 02:37 PM (MGB5H)

51 Posted by: Old man who bikes at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (e/gaB)

Doesn't matter
It's perfect Biden. He's convinced that he's awesome at everything but all he does is fall down.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 02:37 PM (kf6Ak)

52 Dictators always do this "Mao swimming the Yangtse" bullshit to convince the peasants of their stamina.

Eisenhower just played a few rounds of golf like a dignified older gentleman. You can do that if you have real accomplishments under your Sansabelt.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2022 02:37 PM (w5x73)

53 There's a longer version of this out there that shows there was a little girl in the crowd that he was lasered-in on. After the fall he gets up and hobbles over to her and bends over to talk to her.
Posted by: Biergood at June 18, 2022 02:35 PM (FQWHA)
____________

She distracted him.

"Mommy, why is that dotard trying to ride a bike? Shouldn't have training wheels?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

54 Hopefully next time he will go skydiving
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 18, 2022 02:32 PM (2JoB
______________

May I suggest free base jumping, along with Kamala Sutra, Nancy Pelosi, and his entire Cabinet, such as they are?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

Hang gliding off Washington's head at Mt Rushmore!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2022 02:37 PM (4I/2K)

55
Posted by: Old man who bikes at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (e/gaB)

Fuckrightoff with this shit.

Toe clips, my ass.

biden fell off a bike, and it's obvious he Cannot even get ON a that bike by himself. They had to put him on the bike out of the view of cameras.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:37 PM (uHZeQ)

56 There's a longer version of this out there that shows there was a little girl in the crowd that he was lasered-in on. After the fall he gets up and hobbles over to her and bends over to talk to her.
Posted by: Biergood at June 18, 2022 02:35 PM (FQWHA)

Really? Ewwww

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 02:37 PM (kf6Ak)

57 >>Let's pound on him for something else. There are so many things to choose from.

Stick around. We pound on everything this douche does on a daily basis.

If Trump had done this it would have been national news for days. Pounding on this aging pedophile for every single thing he does is the duty of every red blooded 'Merican. Leftists made the rules, we are just playing by them.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2022 02:38 PM (ZLI7S)

58 May I suggest free base jumping, along with Kamala Sutra, Nancy Pelosi, and his entire Cabinet, such as they are?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Please invite some of the *top* senators along for the fun as well (BOTH parties!).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2022 02:38 PM (/NKts)

59 39 He didn't "collapse." He got his right sneaker hung up in the pedal apparatus after coming to a stop. Once that happened, tipping over was inevitable. I've done it. You've done it if you've ever ridden a bike with pedals even slightly more complicated than those on a Schwinn StingRay. Let's pound on him for something else. There are so many things to choose from.
Posted by: Old man who bikes at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (e/gaB)

Most people are stable with one foot on the ground while sitting on a bike and are able to get their shoe untangled. He fell because he's a senile old man that shouldn't be on a bike.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2022 02:39 PM (vMCab)

60 This guy never works and just screws off like a teenage boy..... I hope everyone that voted for this bag of bones is suffering the most.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 18, 2022 02:39 PM (TJjL2)

61 You can do that if you have real accomplishments under your Sansabelt.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Trump didn't bother because he was such a workaholic and his accomplishments just kept piling up.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 02:39 PM (kf6Ak)

62 Posted by: Old man who bikes at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (e/gaB)

GFY

Had this been Donald Trump, we would never hear the end of this.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 18, 2022 02:39 PM (1DgE4)

63 I see the problem: he wasn't accustomed to dealing with toe clips.

Pro tip: extract at least one of your feet from your toe clips BEFORE you stop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

64 Geez, they trapped his feet in those stupid pedals; what'd they expect?

Posted by: Zeera at June 18, 2022 02:40 PM (f15Vt)

65 This guy never works and just screws off like a teenage boy..... I hope everyone that voted for this bag of bones is suffering the most.......
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

I mean . . . Do you WANT him working?

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 02:40 PM (MGB5H)

66 39 He didn't "collapse." He got his right sneaker hung up in the pedal apparatus after coming to a stop. Once that happened, tipping over was inevitable. I've done it. You've done it if you've ever ridden a bike with pedals even slightly more complicated than those on a Schwinn StingRay. Let's pound on him for something else. There are so many things to choose from.
Posted by: Old man who bikes at June 18, 2022 02:34 PM (e/gaB)

EXACTLY!!!

I mean, yeah, he shouldn't be on a bike to begin with, but anyone...ANYONE can have that happen on a bike witt those rat traps on the pedals...especially wearing a sneaker and not bike shoes.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 18, 2022 02:40 PM (BgMrQ)

67 TRUMP'S FAULT.................... IMPEACHMENT !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 18, 2022 02:40 PM (TJjL2)

68 May I suggest free base jumping, along with Kamala Sutra, Nancy Pelosi, and his entire Cabinet, such as they are?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Please invite some of the *top* senators along for the fun as well (BOTH parties!).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2022 02:38 PM (/NKts)
______________

Also several of the Supreme Court Justices, including the supernumerary Jumanji, and his press secretary, Topsy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:41 PM (YqDXo)

69 63 I see the problem: he wasn't accustomed to dealing with toe clips.

Pro tip: extract at least one of your feet from your toe clips BEFORE you stop.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

Toe clips on a mountain bike are a death sentence.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 02:41 PM (oHd/0)

70
We already have our one resident excuse-maker with the "to be fair" bullshit, and that's Christopher Taylor. We don't need any more.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:42 PM (uHZeQ)

71 >>Trump didn't bother because he was such a workaholic and his accomplishments just kept piling up.

Axshulee, Trump took some time to golf today.

https://tinyurl.com/3p238d7f

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2022 02:42 PM (ZLI7S)

72
Pro tip: extract at least one of your feet from your toe clips BEFORE you stop.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

His left foot is down before he attempts to remove his right foot from the pedal... He lost his balance because he's a frail old man who should not be on a 2 wheeled vehicle unless they put training wheels on his walker.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2022 02:42 PM (/NKts)

73 Most people are stable with one foot on the ground while sitting on a bike and are able to get their shoe untangled. He fell because he's a senile old man that shouldn't be on a bike.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2022 02:39 PM (vMCab)

===

"He ... because he's a senile old man that shouldn't ..."

This is an all-purpose sentence that can be filled in any way you want.

Posted by: jc at June 18, 2022 02:43 PM (N1WXz)

74 I mean, yeah, he shouldn't be on a bike to begin with, but anyone...ANYONE can have that happen on a bike witt those rat traps on the pedals...especially wearing a sneaker and not bike shoes.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 18, 2022 02:40 PM (BgMrQ)
______________

There was no reason for him to be using toe clips. Toe clips are intended for serious cyclists to pull UP on one pedal while they push DOWN on the other. That promotes speed and physiological efficiency, neither of which were in play in Biden's case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

75 using toe clips = douchebag

sorry lol

- person who walks very calm dogs around spaz bikers who still always freak out bc they're clipped in

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 18, 2022 02:43 PM (w0NJk)

76 What is wrong with you people> Biden saw a puppy about to get stepped on and he heroically jumped off his bike to save the puppy from harm.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2022 02:43 PM (0znao)

77 Axshulee, Trump took some time to golf today.

https://tinyurl.com/3p238d7f
Posted by: JackStraw

Perfect!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 02:43 PM (kf6Ak)

78 He should have been on a tricycle.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 02:43 PM (VdGjU)

79 May I suggest free base jumping, along with Kamala Sutra, Nancy Pelosi, and his entire Cabinet, such as they are?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I would prefer spelunking. Watch them get disoriented and then completely lost . The accusations and screaming at each other as their light source faded would be satisfying. When everything becomes pitch black and the terror sets in I would hope that they all have the moment where they realize that this is a small sliver of the reality of hell.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 18, 2022 02:43 PM (T9VMM)

80 "I meant to do that!"

- Pee Wee Biden

Posted by: Toad-O at June 18, 2022 02:43 PM (cct0t)

81 There was no reason for him to be using toe clips. Toe clips are intended for serious cyclists to pull UP on one pedal while they push DOWN on the other. That promotes speed and physiological efficiency, neither of which were in play in Biden's case.

yep. but a lot of randos use them out here

it's annoying

they shouldn't; he definitely shouldn't.

why was he??!?

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 18, 2022 02:44 PM (w0NJk)

82 Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 02:32 PM (VdGjU)

I laughed,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2022 02:44 PM (FZ2cV)

83 His left foot is down before he attempts to remove his right foot from the pedal... He lost his balance because he's a frail old man who should not be on a 2 wheeled vehicle unless they put training wheels on his walker.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2022 02:42 PM (/NKts)
______________

He should've just kept his weight on his left foot. He didn't, because he didn't anticipate any difficulty in extracting his right foot from the toe clip, and he's probably right-footed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

84 My wife just told me Biden fell off his bike. My first reaction was to come here and enjoy the comments.

As you were!

Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2022 02:44 PM (U1eOr)

85 Toe Clips. Nasty buggers. Took a few tumbles myself because of them. Sort of funny in a shouldn't be funny way, but it's something that could easily happen to young and fit people (I was at least one of those once).

Posted by: f2000 at June 18, 2022 02:45 PM (PWcd9)

86 I thinks it's hilarious.
Obviously, something went off script...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 18, 2022 02:45 PM (jTmQV)

87 There was no reason for him to be using toe clips. Toe clips are intended for serious cyclists to pull UP on one pedal while they push DOWN on the other. That promotes speed and physiological efficiency, neither of which were in play in Biden's case.

yep. but a lot of randos use them out here

it's annoying

they shouldn't; he definitely shouldn't.
____________

Full disclosure: I used to use toe clips when bike touring before I turned 29. They really do save energy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

88 Riding a big wheel would be a danger to Joe.

Posted by: Biergood at June 18, 2022 02:46 PM (FQWHA)

89 It isn't that he lacks stamina or is too frail. He's just to goddamn stupid to ride a bicycle.
You know, if Brandon really was in charge we'd have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at June 18, 2022 02:46 PM (iVjhf)

90 C'mon man! Extract foot from toe guard, lean to the side where your foot is free. Lean to the other side, well, you may fall-down-go-boom. Sometimes training wheels help in this situation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2022 02:46 PM (BP3/z)

91 It was that brown stuff on the saddle.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2022 02:46 PM (gktX6)

92 It was all going to glorious plan until he saw that little girl he wanted to sniff.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 02:46 PM (MGB5H)

93 There is one pic out there with creepy pervy lying on back like he was decked by the father of a little girl he was trying to snuffle.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 18, 2022 02:46 PM (OuIkn)

94 And agree that the use of toe clips here is stupid. They aren't for recreational riding and if you aren't used to them, that's exactly what happens.

Posted by: f2000 at June 18, 2022 02:46 PM (PWcd9)

95
they shouldn't; he definitely shouldn't.

why was he??!?
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 18, 2022 02:44 PM (w0NJk)

Because douchebag probably demanded the most expensive high end bike for this little photo op.

Also, anyone think this idiot wouldn't have fallen trying to get off the bike even if he hadn't caught his foot?

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2022 02:47 PM (vMCab)

96 he's probably right-footed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And all spastic old man.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2022 02:47 PM (/NKts)

97 I love how the small, pre-assembled crowd of smooth brained dupes applaud as their hero just arrived.

Then falls over.

Bicycle : $800.00

Bike Hemet : $120.00

Joe Biden Breaking his Ass: Priceless.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2022 02:47 PM (R/m4+)

98 There was no reason for him to be using toe clips. Toe clips are intended for serious cyclists to pull UP on one pedal while they push DOWN on the other. That promotes speed and physiological efficiency, neither of which were in play in Biden's case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

I don't disagree with you on that point. I'm well aware of the use of rat traps.

I'm just saying that anyone could have that happen to them.

I blame the person(s) who put him on "that bike"...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 18, 2022 02:47 PM (BgMrQ)

99 Damn, was trying to find the old Rowan and Martin Tricycle video... can't find it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 02:47 PM (oHd/0)

100 >>> I see the problem: he wasn't accustomed to dealing with toe clips.

Pro tip: extract at least one of your feet from your toe clips BEFORE you stop.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

He did. He got his left leg out and down. Then probably distracted by a prepubescent child he leaned to the other side without getting that foot out first. Toe cages are easier to get your feet out of than clips. Only a brokebrained diddlefingering jackanaped sack of syphilis like biden would f' this up.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 02:47 PM (0fVbu)

101 Not that I want him anywhere near the White House but does he actually ever do anything remotely connected to his job?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2022 02:48 PM (ZLI7S)

102
Next up. Joe drives a Lamborghini.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2022 02:48 PM (pLIbj)

103 Back ... and to the left. ~conspiracy theorists on twitter

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 02:48 PM (ybIRR)

104 78 He should have been on a tricycle.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 02:43 PM (VdGjU)

He would have Artie Johnson'd that, too.

Posted by: jc at June 18, 2022 02:48 PM (N1WXz)

105 Joe's next biking foray will be on a three wheeler. He may not crash but he will probably run someone over.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 18, 2022 02:49 PM (T9VMM)

106 Just wait, here's the story they're going to tell next - when Kamala takes over;

"Joe tried. He really did. And it all should have worked. But it didn't. So now, you have to give Kamala time to fix it.".

Watch.

Posted by: One More Time at June 18, 2022 02:49 PM (igZqO)

107 >I blame the person(s) who put him on "that bike"...

You misspelled "thank"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 02:49 PM (ybIRR)

108 I'm just saying that anyone could have that happen to them.

I blame the person(s) who put him on "that bike"...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 18, 2022 02:47 PM (BgMrQ)

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Absolutely - it is very understandable. But there's no way we're not all going to laugh at his ass for this move.

Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2022 02:49 PM (U1eOr)

109 And agree that the use of toe clips here is stupid. They aren't for recreational riding and if you aren't used to them, that's exactly what happens.
Posted by: f2000 at June 18, 2022 02:46 PM (PWcd9)
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Exactly. If you're poodling around in the park, there's no need. If you're covering 100 miles a day, some of it over hilly terrain, THEN they're invaluable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

110 Wait - I see the problem: he forgot to put playing cards in the spokes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

111 Ha, ha! But I don't want him out, not through disability or illness. I want him sentient on that November night in 2024 when he sees Trump winning and he's repudiated by America. Then whatever happens, happens.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2022 02:50 PM (7bRMQ)

112 His handlers put him on the bike and gave it a push, he didn't even know to peda the thing, just knew his feet were trapped. Like that escalator nightmare all over again.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2022 02:50 PM (gktX6)

113 There's a longer version of this out there that shows there was a little girl in the crowd that he was lasered-in on. After the fall he gets up and hobbles over to her and bends over to talk to her.
Posted by: Biergood at June 18, 2022 02:35 PM (FQWHA)

Really? Ewwww
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

True or not it is accurate and should be repeated endlessly. If any asks for proof send then the compilation of creepy pervy smuffling all the little girls in the past.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (OuIkn)

114 Normally I'd be horrified to watch a senile dementia senior riding a bicycle and then falling, but Joe's an evil pedophile so I've been watching it all morning from different angles and chuckling every time.

Posted by: Biergood at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (FQWHA)

115 Back ... and to the left. ~conspiracy theorists on twitter

What are the leftist conspiracy theories on this?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (/Y48i)

116 His handlers told him we need to start drilling here in the USA.

He got confused and did it with his head.

Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (U1eOr)

117 Pro- and anti- road bicyclists. That's the real upcoming Civil War in this country.

I don't forgive Joe, or his voters (far too many of whom are relatives who never talk to me or vice versa). At age 66, I've just fallen off one time too many to not feel a little pang of empathy. I've been told that if I move from Western VA to WV, drivers will throw hard objects at me from their vehicles. Guess that's what I'll do for penance, fellow Morons.

Posted by: Old man who bikes at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (e/gaB)

118 At his age, if he actually wants to be out on a bike, he should use an electric bike.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (VdGjU)

119 I blame the person(s) who put him on "that bike"...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 18, 2022 02:47 PM (BgMrQ)

Uh, so he had no agency in this decision? Apparently not.

I won't get on a bike with traps... neither my Gary Fischer Mountain Bike (shit 25 years old...) nor my newer Specialized road bike, have traps.... WHY? be pretty useless to me as an old guy.

Sure as hell would not get on someone else's bike that had them... but then, I am still able to make my own decisions.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (oHd/0)

120
All of you are assuming biden got on that bike by himself and was able to get going without being held steady while he pedaled.

The fall is just one Fail of many for this idiotic bike stunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (uHZeQ)

121 >>And agree that the use of toe clips here is stupid. They aren't for recreational riding and if you aren't used to them, that's exactly what happens.

Joe isn't very agile these days. I wouldn't be surprised if they got him toe clips so his feet would stay on the pedals.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

122 To bad Grim Reaper was napping and missed a soul to take

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (2JoB8)

123 >>> "I meant to do that!"

- Pee Wee Biden

Posted by: Toad-O

ding ding ding

Posted by: DB at June 18, 2022 02:52 PM (geLO8)

124 True or not it is accurate and should be repeated endlessly. If any asks for proof send then the compilation of creepy pervy smuffling all the little girls in the past.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

I just saw a pic of him in the same outfit posing with a cute little girl so it might be true

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 02:52 PM (kf6Ak)

125 >>>Wait - I see the problem: he forgot to put playing cards in the spokes.

>Too bad he wasn't wearing long pants and got his leg caught in the chain. That's another rookie mistake.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2022 02:52 PM (BP3/z)

126 I want him sentient on that November night in 2024 when he sees Trump winning and he's repudiated by America.

I want him there as this thing continues to sink. Because the standard play, for anyone that screws everything up in any bureaucracy, is to get the Hell out of Dodge before all the shit hits the fan. I want him there, as everything falls apart. Not because he'll care - he's not even coherent. But I want everyone to look at him as they're hungry.

Posted by: One More Time at June 18, 2022 02:52 PM (igZqO)

127 His handlers put him on the bike and gave it a push, he didn't even know to peda the thing, just knew his feet were trapped. Like that escalator nightmare all over again.
Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2022 02:50 PM (gktX6)
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Maybe there were toe clips on the stairs leading up to Air Farce One. That would explain a lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

128 111 Ha, ha! But I don't want him out, not through disability or illness. I want him sentient on that November night in 2024 when he sees Trump winning and he's repudiated by America. Then whatever happens, happens.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2022 02:50 PM (7bRMQ)

I still can see mid January an announcement that he is stepping down. Kamala Harris, historic first female president! And wins re-election! And the fantasy of 10 years as president.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2022 02:52 PM (vMCab)

129 >>> Joe's next biking foray will be on a three wheeler. He may not crash but he will probably run someone over.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 18, 2022 02:49 PM (T9VMM)

It will be blindfolded on a unicycle along a tightrope over a gaping maw filled with angry and monkey pox afflicted cobras.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 02:53 PM (0fVbu)

130 I take great delight in seeing Biden embarrass himself

no matter the venue, no matter the activity

Posted by: DB at June 18, 2022 02:53 PM (geLO8)

131 His bike was outfitted with that thing that goes down. Him.

Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2022 02:53 PM (U1eOr)

132 He saw that giant White Rabbit again. He got spooked.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2022 02:53 PM (sAmhv)

133 I want him sentient on that November night in 2024
___________

Too late.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

134 If you're poodling around in the park,
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

So you saw him sniffing too?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2022 02:53 PM (/NKts)

135 Meh, Biden falling over, don't really care.

I do, however, care the press made a big deal over PDT staying at Mar A Lago, yet, says nothing about all the time Joe spends in Delaware.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 02:53 PM (5pTK/)

136
His handlers put him on the bike and gave it a push, he didn't even know to pedal the thing..
Posted by: Eromero

Exactly.

It's clear it was taking 100% of his concentration to stay upright while moving.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:54 PM (uHZeQ)

137 I still can see mid January an announcement that he is stepping down. Kamala Harris, historic first female president! And wins re-election! And the fantasy of 10 years as president.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2022 02:52 PM (vMCab)
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I know Kamala has that crucial VD clinic demographic sewn up, but she's going to need a lot more votes than they can provide.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

138 By the way, after the new gun restrictions are signed into law by Biden, do we citizens get to enjoy 24 hour protection from bodyguards paid for by the US taxpayer?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (5pTK/)

139 Old Uncle Joe, he's fallin' kinda slow at the junction.

Posted by: That guy who always sings... at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (Xrfse)

140 I hope the pavement’s okay

Posted by: Zek at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (9RLhb)

141 Where was the Secretary of Training Wheels?

This calls for an FBI INVESTIGATION!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (sWM8x)

142 Really? Ewwww
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

True or not it is accurate and should be repeated endlessly. If any asks for proof send then the compilation of creepy pervy smuffling all the little girls in the past.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 18, 2022 02:51 PM (OuIkn)

The 20 second clip that is obscured you can tell that after he does get back up he goes crouching down to someone. So yeah his first instinct is to be a creepy old man.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (vMCab)

143 It's true in the video he just coasts slightly downhill to a stop, no pedaling

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (kf6Ak)

144 yeah somebody at the WH thought this bike outing would be a good idea

effing idiots
thank you!

Posted by: DB at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (geLO8)

145 Jeez... FJB can't walk up a fight of stairs or ride a bike with out falling. But he can dork each one of us in the squeakhole while leading our country down the path of ruin.

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (tFwFW)

146
Three words:

Unfit. For. Office.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (uHZeQ)

147 By the way, after the new gun restrictions are signed into law by Biden, do we citizens get to enjoy 24 hour protection from bodyguards paid for by the US taxpayer?

No. But you'll enjoy certain folks constantly explaining the ins and outs of the rules, as if the rules aren't the problem.

Posted by: One More Time at June 18, 2022 02:56 PM (igZqO)

148 I know Kamala has that crucial VD clinic demographic sewn up, but she's going to need a lot more votes than they can provide.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (YqDXo

Well not like they're worried about the votes needing to be real

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2022 02:56 PM (vMCab)

149
down, and to the right
down, and to the right
down, and to the right

Posted by: DB at June 18, 2022 02:56 PM (geLO8)

150 Does he get a cycling drug cocktail?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 02:57 PM (VdGjU)

151 New Biden Ad! Bike Back Better

https://twitter.com/CancelProofPod/status/
1538182547892490240

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 02:57 PM (kf6Ak)

152 HA HA HA HA!!!

I hope he skinned a knee and it gets infected and hurts.

How lame is this effort to show how spry and athletic the old coot is; jogging to helicopters, riding bikes... what's next? A push-up contest?

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2022 02:57 PM (0IeYL)

153 >>Well not like they're worried about the votes needing to be real

I think even they are terrified of the idea of that cackling idiot in the big chair.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2022 02:58 PM (ZLI7S)

154 Okay, that was worse than I thought.

I didn't realize he fell over after he already had one foot on the ground.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 02:58 PM (5pTK/)

155
Think about this:

There was most certainly a big argument on whether he should do this or not.

Makes me wonder who is calling the shots. Is it jill?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:58 PM (uHZeQ)

156 I still can see mid January an announcement that he is stepping down. Kamala Harris, historic first female president! And wins re-election! And the fantasy of 10 years as president.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2022 02:52 PM (vMCab)

She's too stupid to carry that long.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2022 02:58 PM (7bRMQ)

157 When someone trips and falls in a baseball game (easy to do, if you catch a cleat) everybody laughs and yells "Sniper alert!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 18, 2022 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

158 It's a shame Hunter wasn't there to complete the holiday family outing vibe for Father's Day. The dog was there, but he barely recognized his master.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2022 02:58 PM (BP3/z)

159 You really didn't think this retard could save Ukraine. Nah

Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2022 02:59 PM (Y274z)

160 >How lame is this effort to show how spry and athletic the old coot is; jogging to helicopters, riding bikes... what's next? A push-up contest?

Posted by: Weasel

he's true to the finish
cuz he eats his spinach

Posted by: DB at June 18, 2022 02:59 PM (geLO8)

161
How lame is this effort to show how spry and athletic the old coot is; jogging to helicopters, riding bikes... what's next? A push-up contest?
Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2022 02:57 PM (0IeYL)
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Look, phat, you just don't get how virile I am! Fight me!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2022 02:59 PM (5pTK/)

162 Houston, we have a problem...

Posted by: The Plains Georgia Wabbit at June 18, 2022 03:00 PM (Xrfse)

163 There was most certainly a big argument on whether he should do this or not.

Makes me wonder who is calling the shots. Is it jill?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 02:58 PM (uHZeQ)
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And did she shortly before take out a big life insurance policy on him?

Jill: "Yeah, Joe, go for it! Ride the bike!"

Insurance underwriter: "NO! Don't!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

164 Why don't they just use a body double is my question

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:00 PM (kf6Ak)

165 I told him to go with mom jeans for leg protection and a bicycle trailer for additional stability but did that stupid bastard listen? Fucker can't even get a phony-ass photo-op bike ride right.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 18, 2022 03:00 PM (wKtwp)

166 By the way, after the new gun restrictions are signed into law by Biden, do we citizens get to enjoy 24 hour protection from bodyguards paid for by the US taxpayer?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (5pTK/)

Yes! The government will provide you a soldier to keep in your house!

Posted by: SecDef at June 18, 2022 03:01 PM (7bRMQ)

167 he's true to the finish
cuz he eats his spinach
Posted by: DB at June 18, 2022 02:59 PM (geLO

_______________

"Wut? I've never even been to Finland!" - F. Joe Biden

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

168 Biden Falls While Biking

To be fair, he was taking those white lines head-on! (No, not those white lines, Hunter)

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2022 03:01 PM (D6lWx)

169 There was most certainly a big argument on whether he should do this or not.

Well, they meant well. And that matters, apparently. If everything would have just went exactly as they planned - it would have been awesome.

And you can't second guess somebody just because their well thought out plans didn't work. I learned that here. Today.

Posted by: One More Time at June 18, 2022 03:01 PM (igZqO)

170 I want him there, as everything falls apart. Not because he'll care - he's not even coherent. But I want everyone to look at him as they're hungry.
Posted by: One More Time at June 18, 2022 02:52 PM (igZqO)

===

Joe's failures need to be front-and-center long enough for his voters to entertain the thought that their feelings will never be more important than the laws of the universe (such as their bullshit energy dreams), and the universal laws of economics.

Doubtful it will ever happen, but damn sure has become necessary.

Posted by: jc at June 18, 2022 03:01 PM (N1WXz)

171 The memes are hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

172 It's a metaphor.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at June 18, 2022 03:01 PM (tDAwn)

173 Bill Maher last night:

The economy is in the shitter. Inflation is off the charts and we have shortages of everything.

Are we sure Russia didn't impose sanctions ON US?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 18, 2022 03:01 PM (o8I1Y)

174 Gotta say all this super-macho athleticism being displayed has made me totally re-think my opinion of the failed Biden administration.

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2022 03:02 PM (0IeYL)

175 He should have been on a 3 wheeler.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2022 03:02 PM (+ya+t)

176 I told him to go with mom jeans for leg protection and a bicycle trailer for additional stability but did that stupid bastard listen? Fucker can't even get a phony-ass photo-op bike ride right.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 18, 2022 03:00 PM (wKtwp)
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Mayor Buttplug did a cycling photo op. No word on whether there was seat on the bicycle or not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

177 It coulda been worse.

Posted by: The Groom of the Stool at June 18, 2022 03:02 PM (sWM8x)

178 He's down with the struggle.

Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2022 03:02 PM (U1eOr)

179 He'S fINe tHo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

180 66 degrees and breezy here

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2022 03:03 PM (2JoB8)

181 Let's get real: Democrats are now hoping Joe kicks the bucket so they can garner the sympathy vote. Joe's handlers are going to do everything they can to "prove" Joe is a fit and ready to take on all comers. If Joe drops dead during the process of proving just how masculine he is, so much the better.

I'm pretty sure Jill won't mind either Joe drops dead, because she'll get to be on the grieving widow talk show circuit for the rest of her life.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 03:03 PM (5pTK/)

182 164 Why don't they just use a body double is my question
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:00 PM (kf6Ak)
___________

Helen Thomas was unavailable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

183 Another angle showing Joe Biden collapsing while riding his bike

Where are the tassles?

Posted by: Barry Obama at June 18, 2022 03:03 PM (D6lWx)

184 *Tucker laugh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

185 Jeesuz, not even that spaz Obama ever fell off a bike.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 18, 2022 03:03 PM (8D28+)

186 I just filled my gas tank. 80 bucks. Two years ago it was 45.
I just got two bags of groceries. No meat. One bottle of booze. 150 bucks.

Fuck joe biden. I hope he gets tetanus from the scrape on his knee, develops lockjaw and dies a horribly painful death.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 03:04 PM (U2p+3)

187 184 *Tucker laugh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

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The judges also would have accepted *Clarence Thomas laugh*

Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2022 03:04 PM (U1eOr)

188
If all it will take is zelensky surrendering to Russia to "fix" all our economic problems, isn't it worth it?

I mean, if putin is to blame for everything, why should we suffer for zelensky?

Put out a poll asking people if they'd trade ukraine for $2/gal gas. The results will not shock anyone.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 03:05 PM (uHZeQ)

189 What national interest is served by that helmet?

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2022 03:05 PM (D6lWx)

190 >>> Let's pound on him for something else.

Nah, Ima point and laugh.

Posted by: fluffy at June 18, 2022 03:05 PM (UnQlg)

191 >>Jeesuz, not even that spaz Obama ever fell off a bike

Mr. Basketball did clang 20 shots in a row. I suck at basketball and even I could do better than that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2022 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)

192 I'm thinking it would be hilarious if they sent Joe out every weekend to do a new outdoorsy type thing, to prove he's up to it, and each time it goes horribly wrong

President Mr Bill

Posted by: DB at June 18, 2022 03:06 PM (geLO8)

193 143 It's true in the video he just coasts slightly downhill to a stop, no pedaling
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 02:55 PM (kf6Ak)
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Stiff knees, at best, hard to pedal - hard to pick up his foot high enough to get it out of the toe clip.

They didn't think about that just like they don't think about the results of any action they take to make things better.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2022 03:06 PM (xhPWW)

194 Why not just prop those super duper mega cool aviators on the bike?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 03:07 PM (VdGjU)

195 This tweet aged poorly:

https://tinyurl.com/muezj74n

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:07 PM (ptqGC)

196 192 I'm thinking it would be hilarious if they sent Joe out every weekend to do a new outdoorsy type thing, to prove he's up to it, and each time it goes horribly wrong

President Mr Bill
Posted by: DB

I'll volunteer to take him hiking in the backcountry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 03:07 PM (U2p+3)

197 I hope he gets tetanus from the scrape on his knee, develops lockjaw and dies a horribly painful death.
Posted by: nurse ratched

*just reposting to admire*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:07 PM (kf6Ak)

198 177 I wish

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2022 03:07 PM (2JoB8)

199 Has Joey Potatoes thrown a baseball yet? I want to see him throw.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2022 03:08 PM (+ya+t)

200 nurse, How's #1 son feeling?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2022 03:08 PM (0znao)

201 Idiot NPCs are all droning out the words, "he didn't fall, he got his feet caught". All over every social site. That's like saying, "he didn't fall, he got caught in gravity". Brokebrain and his minions, they deserve each other.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 03:08 PM (0fVbu)

202 Another angle showing Joe Biden collapsing while riding his bike

Actually, he wasn't riding anymore, he was standing on the ground. He then leaned to the wrong side and fell off the Earth.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2022 03:08 PM (D6lWx)

203
I'll volunteer to take him hiking in the backcountry.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 03:07 PM (U2p+3)
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Nah, get an Easter Bunny costume and take Joe sailing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 03:09 PM (5pTK/)

204 Ha! Someone yelling "SNIPER! SNIPER!" would have been cool.

Then the screaming would start.

Posted by: pawn at June 18, 2022 03:09 PM (wsHtO)

205 Happy Juneteenth, ya'll.

https://tinyurl.com/4ec4xnzx

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:09 PM (ptqGC)

206 I'm dyin' here--these comments are priceless!

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at June 18, 2022 03:09 PM (xDMjB)

207 I used toe clips for years. Never once did I fall over due to toe clips.

Toe cleats? Different story.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 03:10 PM (5pTK/)

208 201 Idiot NPCs are all droning out the words, "he didn't fall, he got his feet caught". All over every social site. That's like saying, "he didn't fall, he got caught in gravity". Brokebrain and his minions, they deserve each other.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 03:08 PM (0fVbu)

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Meh - they're sort of right. Doesn't matter though. It's still funny and worth pointing and laughing at.

Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2022 03:10 PM (U1eOr)

209 Hi Ben Had!
He's a little better today. Thank you for asking. No fever. Coughing a bit. Still has fairly acute laryngitis, which is a symptom of the omicron variant.
Marine, his gf and I are all fine so far.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 03:10 PM (U2p+3)

210 Next week, we'll take Joe flyfishing so he can hook his ear with a fly while casting.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2022 03:10 PM (BP3/z)

211 Not only did that spaz fall off the bike, he did it while the bike was stationary.

Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2022 03:10 PM (cTCuP)

212 Joe's failures need to be front-and-center long enough for his voters to entertain the thought that their feelings will never be more important than the laws of the universe (such as their bullshit energy dreams), and the universal laws of economics.

Ideology 101. If you do the right things, don't pay attention to the results. The results will work themselves out. Doing Good IS good, no matter how bad it turns out.

Posted by: One More Time at June 18, 2022 03:11 PM (igZqO)

213 Somebody needs to photoshop the bunny helping him up!

Posted by: InCali at June 18, 2022 03:11 PM (eFvmN)

214 *Trump laugh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:11 PM (ptqGC)

215 Nah, get an Easter Bunny costume and take Joe sailing.
Posted by: blake

Brilliant!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 03:11 PM (U2p+3)

216 President Mr Fire Marshall Bill

Posted by: That guy who always fixes things... at June 18, 2022 03:12 PM (Xrfse)

217 Chevy Chase made fun of Gerald Ford, portraying him as falling all the time.

Now Gerald Ford was an All-American athlete, whereas Chevy Chase was and is an All-American asshole.

A Republican would have to have Bo Jackson's athletic prowess to even have a chance of not being mocked. Whereas a Democrat who can use a fork without putting out an eye is touted as super-athletic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

218 Isn't it time someone take Joe skydiving? I bet he's really good at it!

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2022 03:12 PM (0IeYL)

219 Mr. President are you sure you can perform the job?

Come on man! It's like riding a bike!

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 18, 2022 03:12 PM (Spr0s)

220 >>>Somebody needs to photoshop the bunny helping him up!

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Or right after he falls, Trump saying "Wrong"

Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2022 03:13 PM (U1eOr)

221 This is funny

https://twitter.com/von_crypto/status/
1538221107492405248

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 03:13 PM (0fVbu)

222
Right on cue: twitter is now full of fake "experts" on bike falls and toe clips.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 03:13 PM (uHZeQ)

223 His feet got caught? Benefit of the doubt? Yeah, we don't do that anymore anywhere in the country.

Posted by: InCali at June 18, 2022 03:13 PM (eFvmN)

224 The country is sliding into hell and he is enjoying a. Day at the beach. How nice.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 18, 2022 03:13 PM (o8I1Y)

225 meanwhile, back at the beach house...

"Mr President, that's too much charcoal lighter fluid!"

"LOOK OUT ! HE'S GOT A MATCH!!"

B O O M

Posted by: DB at June 18, 2022 03:13 PM (geLO8)

226 Joe could have bruised a shoulder, which could be a major setback to his molesting game.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 03:14 PM (VdGjU)

227 Now they're going to mandate elbow guards and knee pads for all bike riders.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2022 03:14 PM (D6lWx)

228 Ya'll need to check out my Juneteenth post at 205.

It's...amazing and horrifying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

229 They but those baskets on his feet to prevent his ancient mummy body from falling off in motion and blowing into chunks of dust on impact, but his head full of cold porridge lacked the motor control to disengage from the bike.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 03:14 PM (IXpV7)

230 207 I used toe clips for years. Never once did I fall over due to toe clips.

Toe cleats? Different story.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 03:10 PM (5pTK/)
____________

True. Toe cleats are for the truly hard core racers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

231 The economy is teetering on the edge of a cliff, Biden falls over.

Not that I believe in portents or anything like that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 03:14 PM (5pTK/)

232 205 Happy Juneteenth, ya'll.
https://tinyurl.com/4ec4xnzx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:09 PM (ptqGC)
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Is that an Afro pick?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 18, 2022 03:15 PM (sWM8x)

233 Someone needs to convince Joey that rollerblading is safer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:15 PM (ptqGC)

234 Greetings:

Helmet-less Secret Service Agent mans ???

Posted by: 11B40 at June 18, 2022 03:15 PM (uuklp)

235 At least he was not wearing mom jeans. So ill give the brain dead retard credit for that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (o8I1Y)

236 Is that an Afro pick?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 18, 2022 03:15 PM (sWM8x)

Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (ptqGC)

237 Also looking at Jack Proboscis's twitter timeline some extremely militant school teacher alphabetasexual was just caught recording himself raping 13yo kids and sending the video to other kids.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (0fVbu)

238 205 Happy Juneteenth, ya'll.

https://tinyurl.com/4ec4xnzx
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Is that a comb?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (kf6Ak)

239 The economy is teetering on the edge of a cliff, Biden falls over. Not that I believe in portents or anything like that.

No more mean tweets, though. Objectionable speech on the digital public square must be stamped out. For the collective good.

Posted by: One More Time at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (igZqO)

240 Please tell me he died from the fall? Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (2NHgQ)

241 True. Toe cleats are for the truly hard core racers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:14 PM (YqDXo)
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Eh, I wasn't a racer. But, during riding season, before my body said, yeah, no more, I tried for 1 60 mile ride a week.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (5pTK/)

242 Get Grampa Shitpants one of those big tricycles. With an orange flag and shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (89T5c)

243 >>It's...amazing and horrifying.

No Soul Glo statue?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2022 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)

244 237 Alden Bunag

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:17 PM (kf6Ak)

245
Want some lulz?

https://youtu.be/qU3xRO-tamY

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 03:17 PM (uHZeQ)

246 Isn't it time someone take Joe skydiving? I bet he's really good at it!
Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2022 03:12 PM (0IeYL)
___________

Pappy Bush successfully went skydiving when he was 90, IIRC. Pretty impressive. I did that, too, when I was in my 20s. Wouldn't dream of it now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

247 Is that a comb?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (kf6Ak)

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Afro pic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

248 The economy is teetering on the edge of a cliff, Biden falls over.

Not that I believe in portents or anything like that.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

The bike is the economy. We are the ground.

Posted by: Biergood at June 18, 2022 03:17 PM (FQWHA)

249 237 Also looking at Jack Proboscis's twitter timeline some extremely militant school teacher alphabetasexual was just caught recording himself raping 13yo kids and sending the video to other kids.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (0fVbu)

So many blessings!!
- National Review

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 18, 2022 03:17 PM (o8I1Y)

250 Lucky didn't get his nutzack hooked on the saddle.
'back in the saddle again, sproing!

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2022 03:17 PM (gktX6)

251 Happy Juneteenth, ya'll.

https://tinyurl.com/4ec4xnzx
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Is that a comb?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

That...can't be real. Can it?

Posted by: Biergood at June 18, 2022 03:18 PM (FQWHA)

252 Ya'll need to check out my Juneteenth post at 205.

It's...amazing and horrifying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

Wait. You want me to scroll back up?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2022 03:18 PM (7bRMQ)

253 Afro pic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Just me, but that seems insulting to blacks.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:19 PM (kf6Ak)

254 The statue of the afro pic is apparently the symbol of the end of slavery or something.

Clown. World.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:19 PM (ptqGC)

255 Joe Biden is an old man. Setting aside any issues of his declining senescence, it's idiotic to put him in situations where he's forced to act younger than he is, and put him at risk of getting hurt. Nobody is expecting the guy to act like he's 39 - just not slobber, stammer, and poop his pants.

Every single time he tries to act younger, such as trotting to a podium on election night, or jogging up the stairs to Air Force One, he either looks like an idiot or stumbles in front of the cameras.

Trump is no athlete, and never ever dresses in anything more casual than a golf shirt, but he finds a way to look and act vigorous in public. It shouldn't be hard for Biden, but it's impossible, it seems.

Please. Just. Stop.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 18, 2022 03:19 PM (NzKzT)

256 Eh, I wasn't a racer. But, during riding season, before my body said, yeah, no more, I tried for 1 60 mile ride a week.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (5pTK/)
___________

I used to do bike touring when I was in grad school, riding up and down the hills in the Napa wine country. Beautiful, truly beautiful. Toe clips really helped to conserve energy over a long ride in hilly terrain.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

257 Toe clip or not -- it was a staged photo op and he fucked that up -- just like everything else.

He and all of his team, down to the local precincts are a band of enormous fuck ups.

Falling down he just hurt himself. Everything else those fuckups do hurts all of us.

Posted by: jc at June 18, 2022 03:19 PM (N1WXz)

258
I'd LOVE to know whose idea this was.

We'll know who if one of his "top" "advisors" "suddenly" "resigns" to "spend more time with his/her family."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 03:19 PM (uHZeQ)

259 That...can't be real. Can it?

Posted by: Biergood at June 18, 2022 03:18 PM (FQWHA)

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It's real all right. Poso posted it earlier today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

260 Just me, but that seems insulting to blacks.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:19 PM (kf6Ak)
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My thought also.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 03:20 PM (5pTK/)

261 >>> Someone needs to convince Joey that rollerblading is safer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:15 PM (ptqGC)

Wingsuiting. I think the youth would really respond well if biden "jumped" out of a plane to dive between cliff edges in a wing suit. Its EXTREEEEEME! and all that.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 03:20 PM (0fVbu)

262 The Wreck of the Joseph R. Biden

Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2022 03:21 PM (U1eOr)

263 Pappy Bush successfully went skydiving when he was 90

He landed safely in Davos.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 18, 2022 03:21 PM (Xrfse)

264 Just me, but that seems insulting to blacks.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:19 PM (kf6Ak)
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My thought also.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 18, 2022 03:20 PM (5pTK/)

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Well, the Mayor of New Orleans is a black woman and seems to think it is brilliant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

265 What if this was the perfect op? No magic bullet to explain?

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2022 03:21 PM (gktX6)

266 Well, the Mayor of New Orleans is a black woman and seems to think it is brilliant.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

We should ask chique & halfrican their opinion

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:22 PM (kf6Ak)

267 Next up - they need to put Biden in the drivers seat at a local Figure 8 race.

Posted by: One More Time at June 18, 2022 03:23 PM (igZqO)

268 Well, the Mayor of New Orleans is a black woman and seems to think it is brilliant.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

We should ask chique & halfrican their opinion

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:22 PM (kf6Ak)

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This. Comments on Twitter are lit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

269 Lol at the New Orleans “art”. But whatever, their tax dollars let them waste it on stupid shit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 18, 2022 03:23 PM (o8I1Y)

270 The Wreck of the Joseph R. Biden

Cretins, it's too rough to feed ya.

Posted by: The White House Cook at June 18, 2022 03:23 PM (Xrfse)

271 CRASH!

"I did that!" - F. Joe Biden

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

272
Remember when biden's motorcade had an uncanny habit of running over people, like, a lot?

biden is a fuck-up, and, naturally, he surrounds himself with fuck-ups.

"Like to like," as the old saying goes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 03:24 PM (uHZeQ)

273 238 205 Happy Juneteenth, ya'll.

https://tinyurl.com/4ec4xnzx
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Is that a comb?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:16 PM (kf6Ak)

Obligatory: Spaceballs 'combing the desert' scene:

https://is.gd/RtpzBk

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 18, 2022 03:24 PM (NzKzT)

274 269 Lol at the New Orleans “art”. But whatever, their tax dollars let them waste it on stupid shit.
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The story says they've set aside $7.2 million for this crap.
"Blunt Tower" is gonna be lit AF!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 18, 2022 03:25 PM (sWM8x)

275 Alden describes himself thusly:

Socialist high school teacher fighting for a better society for my students to graduate into. Artist, dancer, singer, photographer, writer, creative educator

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 03:25 PM (IXpV7)

276 I, for one, thank God nobody took this guy to the range and gave him an AR. Or trap shooting.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2022 03:25 PM (BP3/z)

277 I've actually had fun today for the first time since Joey and his Obama's flying monkeys stole the election.

Tucker lit the fire last night, and Joey's bike was gasoline on the flame.

I haven't laughed so hard in a very, very long time. Capped off the afternoon by buying a couple of dozen large blue crabs to steam for husband's Father's Day dinner tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

278
biden's posture befuddles me

it's nearly perfect, not perfect for 80 years old, but perfect for any age.

It makes me wonder if they didn't fuse his vertebrae, along with all the Baby Stem Cell injections they give him on-the-daily.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 03:26 PM (uHZeQ)

279 Biden is exactly the kind of guy I did not allow into my lab: accident-prone. A synthetic chemistry lab is a dangerous place, especially if you have any klutzes around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

280 Short Eyes Alden. Hope he gets what coming in the clink.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 18, 2022 03:27 PM (89T5c)

281 Meanwhile New Orleans murder rate per capita is the highest in the US right now for 2022.

Lolgf.

These people vote for insanity and the. Are surprised when insane things happen.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 18, 2022 03:27 PM (o8I1Y)

282 276 I, for one, thank God nobody took this guy to the range and gave him an AR. Or trap shooting.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2022 03:25 PM (BP3/z)

===

Weekend with the Cheney's? Wouldn't give a shit how ever it played out.

Posted by: jc at June 18, 2022 03:27 PM (N1WXz)

283 Alden describes himself thusly:

Socialist high school teacher fighting for a better society for my students to graduate into. Artist, dancer, singer, photographer, writer, creative educator

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 03:25 PM (IXpV7)

My future cellie.

Posted by: Bubbles The Shiv at June 18, 2022 03:28 PM (7bRMQ)

284 Meanwhile New Orleans murder rate per capita is the highest in the US right now for 2022.
______________

C'mon, Chicago, Baltimore, St. Louis! You've got to step up your games!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

285 It was mean of Trump to push the old pervert off his bike.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 03:29 PM (VdGjU)

286 Alden describes himself thusly:

Socialist high school teacher fighting for a better society for my students to graduate into. Artist, dancer, singer, photographer, writer, creative educator, wanker extraordinaire.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2022 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

287 Was that a Russian bike?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 18, 2022 03:29 PM (o8I1Y)

288 What's the media spin on this?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 18, 2022 03:30 PM (VdGjU)

289 (The president is on a walk in the woods)

"No Mr President- that's not a dog, it's a bear."
"MR PRESIDENT! DON'T PET THE BEAR!"

Oh NOOOOOOooooo o o o ....

Posted by: DB at June 18, 2022 03:30 PM (geLO8)

290 I don't ride bicycles but I've done spin classes for a very long time. Those pedals have the cage on one side and the clips on the other. A lot of people would get bicycle shoes for the clips but I'm cheap and the cages worked fine. The cages are effortless to get your feet out of. You just lift up and out. You really have to be an uncoordinated dummy to do what he did. If you watch you'll clearly see he's trying to move his foot laterally off because right after taking his left foot out HE FORGOT HIS RIGHT WAS IN and his broke brain kept moving his foot down which unbalanced the bike and he fell.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 03:31 PM (0fVbu)

291 What's the media spin on this?

Easy. They'll pretend it didn't happen. Then, if that fails, they'll pretend it happens to everyone all the time.

Posted by: One More Time at June 18, 2022 03:32 PM (igZqO)

292
What's the media spin on this?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

A "good leavin' alone" is my guess.
Or a brief mention in one news cycle tonight to downplay it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 03:32 PM (uHZeQ)

293 What's the media spin on this?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

"Pouncing Republicans! Pouncing! Everywhere!"

Posted by: Biergood at June 18, 2022 03:32 PM (FQWHA)

294 PET NOOD

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 18, 2022 03:33 PM (2JoB8)

295 Well the "photographer" part is legit... Alden's famous for his photography.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 03:33 PM (IXpV7)

296 I hope they throw the book.at Alden Bunag
I guarantee you the 13yo boy he videotaped himself raping is not his first victim.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:33 PM (kf6Ak)

297 What's the media spin on this?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

So far, I've seen the libs saying, "Trump can't even ride a bike!" "This could happen to anyone!" etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2022 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

298
-biden didn't fall
-even if biden fell, so what
-Republicans fall, too
-insurrectionist!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 03:34 PM (uHZeQ)

299 Honestly, at my tender age of 29 years old, I would, especially if I had the kind of cabbage Joe has at his disposal, invest in an electric bike.

Why did Joe borrow his granddaughter's Trek bike for a photo op when he could have been one of the cool kids and picked up an electric Harley?

Because he's a fag, that's why.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2022 03:34 PM (BP3/z)

300 >>What's the media spin on this?

Brave President Conducts Workshop On Bicycle Safety

Posted by: DB at June 18, 2022 03:35 PM (geLO8)

301 Neither Joe nor Jill have any concept of ageing gracefully.
Jill dresses like a color-blind 16yo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 03:41 PM (kf6Ak)

302 Bicycling is actually pretty good for those of us that are well seasoned citizens. Fairly low impact, high or low cardio all up to you. Just don't go mountain dew extreme and stick to moderate trails and distances. Or take a spin class. Invest in the shorts with the best butt padding you can find. And don't buy tight shorts that cut off the blood supply to your nethers.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 03:43 PM (0fVbu)

303 Sickos have been with us a long time. Currently watching Lizzy Borden. Too hot for outside.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2022 03:43 PM (IcyNP)

304 Common sense bike lane reform!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 18, 2022 03:44 PM (hAnpH)

305 Joe, them bollards are not to be trifled with.

...Shillary...

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2022 03:46 PM (vd8XM)

306 Bicycling is actually pretty good for those of us that are well seasoned citizens

My bicycle is my freedom! Both knees torn but can cautiously ride better than walk, after getting hit by truck on another bike 7 years ago. Orthopedic surgeon said good for exercise but NO MOUNTAIN BIKING AND DON'T JUMP CURBS!!
Add being knocked down sucker punched from behind months ago.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 18, 2022 03:51 PM (hAnpH)

307 Luckly he hit his head and missed damaging any vital organs.

Posted by: Fritzy at June 18, 2022 03:52 PM (GgBE/)

308 We clearly need some common-sense, bipartisan bicycle control laws. My five point plan will be presented to the Senate on Monday.

- A slush fund of 370 billion dollars for states who remove traffic lanes to provide more bike lanes, to improve bicycle safety.

- 18-speed bicycles are too much. Nobody needs more than 5 speeds. High-capacity shifters will be banned.

- Bicycles should not be in the hands of children. Buyers under the age of ten will be subject to an investigative period, to check for any history of wet willies, purple nurples, and swirlies.

- All bicycle tires will be microstamped, so we can trace pedal-off collisions.

- Red-flag rules and stronger background checks, to prevent old farts who repeatedly fall up staircases from riding bicycles.

Posted by: Majority Leader C. Schumer at June 18, 2022 03:57 PM (P1f+c)

309 My slightly older sister (just turned 70 in April) told me that she has to be careful. Seems that she recently fell off a bike while stopped.

I have a hell of a lot more sympathy for my sweet, nice, loving sister than I have for Sponge Brain Shit Pants.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 18, 2022 04:00 PM (lKAqb)

310 F*CK YOU.

Take that sh*t to Hot Air, you dumb qu**r.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Wtf is wrong with you?

The guy was absolutely right about what happened. Whose side are you on, anyway?

Posted by: cpurick at June 18, 2022 04:00 PM (bwWDS)

311
Fake News will only mention this IF they can make it about "conservatives" "celebrating" biden's collapse and "wishing him ill."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 04:00 PM (yl9uq)

312
The guy was absolutely right about what happened.
Posted by: cpurick

He wasn't right about shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 04:01 PM (yl9uq)

313 Someone please remind me tomorrow - or next week - to give a fuck about this.

Posted by: Dr_No at June 18, 2022 04:02 PM (mu5GU)

314 LOL. I got suspended on twatter for replying to someone "That's cause you're a fag."

I refused to delete the post. Second suspension. LOL. Don't miss it. Watch "Social Network" if you get a chance. They are messing with us psychologically.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 18, 2022 04:02 PM (lKAqb)

315
Stick your "it could happen to anyone" up your fuckingass.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 18, 2022 04:03 PM (yl9uq)

316 I quit Fuckerbergbook in January on 2021. LOL. I come here and this is my online social network, along with traditional social networks such as family, friends, and church.

Stay confessed my friends.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 18, 2022 04:04 PM (lKAqb)

317 Lol. Who needs toe clips on a bike.to ride 400 yards?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 18, 2022 04:06 PM (3Or4S)

318 What's the media spin on this?

Easy. They'll pretend it didn't happen.
Posted by: One More Time

For reference, check the coverage of "Hillary Clinton thrown into a van like a sack of potatoes." Or any of Slow Joe's previous "trips" up AF1's stairs. Or the Easter Bunny thing. Or any of a dozen other incidents I can't be bothered to remember right now.

For contrast, consider the coverage of words like "covfefe" and "misunderestimate," spoken by the other party.

Posted by: mikeski at June 18, 2022 04:11 PM (P1f+c)

319 Sounds like Kevin Holland took down *another* crook yesterday. The guy should've been a cop.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 04:13 PM (IXpV7)

320 Toe clip plan just like all their plans, they are not planned, they are just "good" ideas.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2022 04:18 PM (xhPWW)

321 It was not a mountain bike. It was a racer. Idiot never raced a day in his long spiritually empty life.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 18, 2022 04:19 PM (lKAqb)

322 " I've been told that if I move from Western VA to WV, drivers will throw hard objects at me from their vehicles. Guess that's what I'll do for penance, fellow Morons."

Just get the fuck out of the middle of the lane.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 18, 2022 04:22 PM (lKAqb)

323 Joe is a feeble old man who has progressive dementia. His also a really bad guy who is narcissistic enough to not resign.

Posted by: kraken at June 18, 2022 04:22 PM (pt6Qm)

324
EXACTLY!!!

I mean, yeah, he shouldn't be on a bike to begin with, but anyone...ANYONE can have that happen on a bike witt those rat traps on the pedals...especially wearing a sneaker and not bike shoes.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 18, 2022 02:40 PM (BgMrQ)

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Yes. Let's be fair to the guy leaving the borders open for millions of people to pour across in the further destruction of our country, one among numerous other evils.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 18, 2022 04:23 PM (f5hsR)

325 When I was a teenager, I was in a bike club and had those toe clips on the pedals. One night I was wasting time riding around in circles in my garage. I tried to stop by reaching out for the doorknob on a door that had three panes of glass in the top. I misjudged the grab, fell through the bottom pane of glass and ended up in the hospital for 10 days after 4 hours of surgery and over 100 stitches in my arm. Those things are literally deathtraps.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 18, 2022 04:25 PM (rbKZ6)

326 "Leave it to Joe the fuck things up."

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 18, 2022 04:26 PM (lKAqb)

327 Leaving aside the parsing of whether or not it could happen to anyone, I loved watching that asshole fall on his face, ass, whatever. Made me smile.

Posted by: kraken at June 18, 2022 04:26 PM (pt6Qm)

328 Nobody wants Brandon to mount him. You would do the same thing.

Posted by: The Bike at June 18, 2022 04:39 PM (IXpV7)

329 I'll bet this demented old f*cktard has asked the Joint Chiefs if he could just put his finger on The Button to see how it feels.

Posted by: Zek at June 18, 2022 04:46 PM (9RLhb)

330 Easy. They'll pretend it didn't happen.
Posted by: One More Time

For reference, check the coverage of "Hillary Clinton thrown into a van like a sack of potatoes." Or any of Slow Joe's previous "trips" up AF1's stairs. Or the Easter Bunny thing. Or any of a dozen other incidents I can't be bothered to remember right now.

For contrast, consider the coverage of words like "covfefe" and "misunderestimate," spoken by the other party.
Posted by: mikeski at June 18, 202

The bollard that saved America. Temporarily

Posted by: LASue at June 18, 2022 04:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

331 Bidens legs look surprisingly less senile than the rest of him.

Posted by: LASue at June 18, 2022 04:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

332 Being President is as easy as riding a bike.

Posted by: OCBill at June 18, 2022 05:09 PM (5M1xp)

333 Gust of wind from climate change, or senile dumfuck. You be the judge.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 18, 2022 05:17 PM (7P8TE)

334 Going out on my bike now. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Never underestimate Joe's ability at June 18, 2022 05:19 PM (e/gaB)

335 Next weekend, Joe Biden charcoal grills chicken for a Biden family post-covid gathering.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2022 05:19 PM (BP3/z)

336
WELL he did miss the bollard unlike Hillary (hic).

Posted by: safristi at June 18, 2022 06:00 PM (PgqFp)

337 Putin must have spilled oil in that exact same spot.

Posted by: Francis Henry Shields at June 18, 2022 06:54 PM (FNCdJ)

338 Eh, I hope I can ride a bike at 80. His foot got caught and he rushed to dismount instead of just leaning toward the free foot. Just being fair.

Posted by: SamIam at June 18, 2022 07:01 PM (oasF3)

339 Why does he need toe cages? He rides slow on level ground. He got his foot hung up and his confused mind panicked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 18, 2022 07:16 PM (wsAlI)

340 Kammy the religious scholar has spoken to other faith leaders and determined that abortion does not require anyone to abandon or change their faith. It simply means the government can't tell a woman what to do with her body. First- transphobic, much? Second, it doesn't require you to abandon your faith as long as your faith allows you to turn a blind eye to the slaughter of innocents.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 18, 2022 07:23 PM (wsAlI)

341 Secret service toed clipped slow joes toes in so he couldn't hop off the bike and molest a child but still PedoJoe tried

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at June 18, 2022 08:15 PM (oGKMS)

342 30 He finished top in his class in the Olympics, you know.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 18, 2022 09:01 PM (8fxF+)

343 While I am no fan of Biden, and he clearly is rapidly losing mental capacity, the bicycle he’s riding has traps or pedal cages. These seem entirely unnecessary for a leisurely bike ride, and from experience, even when I was young and agile, I sometimes had some trouble getting my feet out of them when stopping suddenly. So there’s that. Nevertheless, they were obviously trying to show how spry and fit he is, and this is certainly a bad visual.

Posted by: Dr Bob at June 18, 2022 09:53 PM (89gvc)

344 It looks as though his shoe got caught in the pedal strap. I don't have them on my bike, but they are common on many bikes used for long-distance riding.
I would suspect that this was not his own bike, but a rental. Not evidence of senility or enfeeblement, but...

Posted by: Linda S Fox at June 19, 2022 07:25 AM (G6b2l)

345 I'm not surprised that he fell wearing toe clips, but the WAY he fell was instructive. He stopped and put his left foot down. Then he started to lean to the right, and couldn't get his foot out.

The likeliest thing is that he got distracted and forgot his right foot was in the cage, and then couldn't get the foot out. Classic case of old guy with cognitive decline not being able to hold something in short term memory and then being unable to react quickly enough.

The toe clips are a strange choice - pure recreational bikes use flat pedals. REal riders use clipless (they have a cleat on the bottom. Toe clips are an intermediate stage.

But they look cooler, so that must be it. So once again, photo op lands Slow Joe both figuratively and literally on his ass.

Note: I'm a somewhat older guy (turn 64 in a month), and I ride 100-150 miles a week in the summer. And I have to plan ahead to get my feet unclipped (I use the clipless pedals with the cleat on the bottom) so I don;t lkand on my ass.

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